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♪ Once upon a time, not long ago ♪
♪ I had an eight foot bong with the strongest stroke ♪
♪ You know, it was known for knocking motherfuckers out ♪
♪ One hit, that's it, then you're sleepin' on the fuckin' couch ♪
♪ But maybe you're tripping out rather quietly ♪
♪ Off in the corner having anxiety ♪
♪ Hopin' for some privacy
♪ Lips touch glass smoke fills lungs brain cells lit ♪
♪ Now you elevate, top floor, homie, what ♪
[coughing]
♪ Man, this is bomb
♪ Once upon a time in the projects, yo ♪
♪ Me and the homies had to grow ♪ ♪ Uh huh
♪ 24 lights, air tight, was lit right ♪
♪ Turn around, pounce, one vode is clip night ♪
♪ Backwoods bought, like I'm payin' an invoice ♪
♪ The contact have you higher than Lloyd's voice ♪
♪ Abracadabra, lit loud in a Rolls Royce ♪
♪ So sit your ass down, stop talkin' and roll joints ♪
♪ Aw, my bad ♪ Hey, what the fuck you doing, dawg ♪
♪ You just broke the bong
♪ You already fuck all this--♪
♪ You know what, pass me them papers ♪
♪ I'll roll us up a fat one, man ♪
♪ And we'll get it lit ♪ I bet
♪ Once upon a time, not long ago ♪
♪ I had a household bong that my mom would toke ♪
♪ Joint rip, got the funky feel tint ♪
♪ Xzibit just shot me a hit, made me quit ♪
♪ Wacks got them poppin' out dimensions ♪
♪ Oh, slam, took a dab, started astral projectin' ♪
♪ Backwood gettin' princed in
♪ Live risin', you still session resin' ♪
♪ Man that shit depressin'
♪ Hey, here's a lesson
♪ Yo
♪ This a procession
♪ Now back to the lecture at hand ♪
♪ I'm about to pack this gram in a fol' and go ham ♪
♪ Hit it somethin' hard high feeling close to God ♪
♪ The bong hits like a Tyson blow to the bod ♪
Oh boy.
This is the bullshit.
[hip hop music playing]
The things I do...
Well look. It's the littlest Pep Boy.
Look at your ass over there labor trickin'.
What the hell you doin' with that hammer?
Don't nobody put hammers on engines.
Old girl must be amazin' have you under that hood labor trickin' like that.
Labor trick!
Man, don't hate on me. I'm a professional, now.
I ain't doin' this for no bitch. You got me fucked up.
I'm lookin' at you doin' it for a bitch.
You right.
Hey open the door, man!
Open the door!Hey, question! Question!
What?Can you fix something under my hood?
Hey shut up, man.
What up, man?
Nah, she is a freak though.
I just wish I would have known before I had to do all this work, man.
That shit hard, bro.
What was you gonna do?
Increase the amount of coochie you get in the deal?
Goddamn right!
Shit it's only right to get a coochie raise.
Fair exchange. No arguing, bro.
Shit, she should be airing me out
while I'm cuttin' her grass, while I'm doin' everything.
She should be what?
Airing me out!
What the hell is "airing..."
Airing me out mean when you keep hittin' the keypad all you hear...
[hissing]
Ratchet!See I know you ain't talkin'.
Ratchet!
We out here dry, bro.
She the one got me this weed.
Let me see the weed.
Nah, bro.
I ain't trying to make you lower your standards
just to smoke with me.
Why would I do that to you?
Come on. Let me get that shit.
Hey you stop fucking playing with me.
Here, here, here.
Don't drop the last little bit of weed.
I don't know about you but this shit getting me high.
I think I'm high too.
What the fuck is that?
DARIUS: What?
They look like... remember that rap group, The Ghetto Boys?
Wow, man.Look like they in the middle of the street, and shit.
My mind playin' tricks on me, nigga.
Ah shit. Hey man, let's ride.
Hey.What? Who are they?
DARIUS: You know that one nigga that's always in the hood,
act like you owe him, some kind of chip on his shoulder?
That's him.You owe him something or some shit?
Nah it just ain't worth it. Let's just ride around the corner, man.
PAT: Alright let's deal...Let's go! Let's go!
Step on it dawg!
The fuck you think you goin'?
God damn!It's jammed.
Hey I gotta fix my door.It's this new car.
I kicked off!
I tried, man! I tried to hold you!
Wait.
This how I gotta catch up with you, nigga?
What you talking 'bout? I just saw you pulling up,
I was fixin' to say what's up. What you... what's up, boy?
Come on, man. I been...
...calling you and paging you and shit.
Hold up, man. Nah, that ain't what happened, man.
I tried to...
I ain't see you text me. My phone been messing up for a minute. It's... oh...
Texts just came in.
Rollin 'Reg...
I call him a lot too and his phone...
every time he like...
It happens....he dropped it.
He tried to call me a lot of times.
Call me now.I dropped my phone.
Shut the fuck up, hoe.
Reg, Pat. Pat, this Reg.
Oh, nice to meet you. Now touch your ankles, nigga.
Grab your ankles?What?
Who the fuck is this nigga? My liaison?
I hear y'all selling more weed than a dispensary.
Y'all got a whole shitload of money.
Sellin' more weed than a dispensary?
They've taken all my customers.
I can't sell a seed 'round this bitch.Nothing.
But you tried to, nigga. Pay up.
Bro, I can't keep giving you money.
I mean I feel bad for what happened to you, but...
...that ain't my fault...You owe!
I owe you what?
Look at me, Spoke!
Look at me!
Huh?
I don't see what's the problem, bro.
Have you ever played soccer?
Do you know what it's like to only get lap dances?
What's wrong with that?
And act like you feel it?
You owe. You owe, Spoke.
Man, damn!
Nigga, stop having less money.
Why you keep going up and down, man? Get the hell on.
God damn.
You get my keys?
Yeah man, you good.
Jesus Christ, man!
Nigga just snatched them damn keys like they was his.
"Where you goin' partner?"
What the fuck was that?
Hey man, fire it up.
Fire it up before we pull off, man. I need to get high.
Aw man, I smoked all that shit.
Watching you... that made me nervous as hell, man!
Tell you this though, I'd get some kush right now if I had some extra cash.
You always talking 'bout extra cash. Extra this, extra that...
What is this shit you be talking about?
Is there some shit you just find?
Like, extra?Man I don't gotta explain.
We all out here struggling. Not just us.
It's like every time I pay a bill,
another mothafucka pop up.
Shit! Money don't grow on trees.
First of all, we all ain't struggling.
It's you, bro.
'Cause you always out here trying to be like everybody
that's trying to stunt on people.
Trying to live above your means.
You ain't got it like that, bro!
That's it!We know that's it!
Everybody know that's how you is.
We talk about you all the time on Facebook.
That's right. That's it!
What, what? Where you going man?
No, when I said money don't grow on trees.
I know money don't grow on trees!
If that was the case I'd be planting pennies all over the ground!
Only thing grow on trees
is apples, oranges...Weed,
grows on...
Weed grow on trees.
We grow...
...trees!Trees!
We grow our own weed, and we sell it to the dispensary...
We ain't gotta pay nobody. We can smoke our own shit,
get high forever and ever!
Not to smoke the weed!
What you talking 'bout then?
Talkin' 'bout growing our own weed
and selling it to these damn dispensaries
that's been taking our customers!
I was thinking the same thing.
But you know what else I was thinking to bust it down?
We do it in my mama's backyard.
I ain't talkin' about no little-ass backyard boogie.
What you talking 'bout?
I'm talking 'bout a grow house!
Yeah, that's smart.All we gotta do is
get our medical marijuana card.
That way we can grow it. Legally.
Sort of.
Don't you have to like be real sick or dying or something like...
That's what I thought! But no.Like polio?
You don't.What?
I know a lot of people go to this place right here.
Where?Bam!
All kind of people in there not sick.
Bunch of healthy mothafuckas running around.
Let me see this.
Dr. Doobie?Mhmm.
Dr. Feelgood? Man ain't nobody gonna believe that shit.
What you talking 'bout?I'm not that stupid, bro.
That ain't his real name.What his name then?
That's like his stage name kinda.
To get his customers.
You mean patients.
I don't know if I want all my info on file, bro,
'cause I'm skeptical on that "legal" shit.
What? Man, it ain't nothing like that.
Alright? They know we just want the hookup.
You need to stop smoking that whack-ass weed. Got you paranoid.
We gonna get our medication, brother.
Yeah you right. What illness you gonna go with though?
You know what? I been thinking about it.
I'm gonna keep it simple, man.
I'm gonna say I got migraines and depression.
You call that simple?
Those near death symptoms.
Hmm.
What illness you gonna go with?
Loss of appetite. Period.
You gonna say you got your period?
Man, I didn't mean--
I'm messing with you, man.
I know what you meant.
It's a joke, damn.
Loss of appetite, that's good, man.
'Cause can't nobody tell you when you hungry.
You can't. Like, ask me "Am I hungry."
You hungry?
Yeah, I'm hungry.
Alright, let me ask you again.
You hungry?
Nah, I ain't hungry.
That's good as hell. Man, I should have thought of that.
I told you. You can't think of...
Hi guys!What they do?
I'm gonna need to see your photo IDs.
And have you sign in.
Come on... I told you we need an ID man.
Don't worry about it. I got that.
Thank you.
Look.
Rollin' Reg got his card from Dr. Doobie, too.
When he was on his feet.Damn.
Way before he was rolling.
You goin' to hell.Alright.
The doctor will be with you momentarily.
You goin' first. You the one got me acting like this.
No I don't, man.I ain't never said nothing
about no handicapped people to you.
RECEPTIONIST: Okay. You are all set.
Feel free to give us a call if you have any questions about your card
or your medicine, okay?
Alright, so your total for the visit is $125.
$25 for the card and the paperwork,
and $20 for the medicine.
Can you add all that up for me, honey?
$170.
$170?
I ain't spend no $170 dollars on no damn card, bro.
That's a whole quarter ounce right there.
PAT: Would you keep calm?
The card said everything for $50.
That's still a eighth.
Look, do you wanna grow our own shit,
or do you wanna just keep complaining,
and getting ripped off?
I gotta think about that shit, man. I don't know.
Okay, gentlemen.
You go first.What?
Are you two together?
Yes.No.
PAT: Yes.
Yeah, we together.
The doctor will see you both.
Cool.That's her...
RECEPTIONIST: Around the corner.DARIUS: Where do we go?
Doctor.
DARIUS: I appreciate that.
PAT: It smell good. It smell like free sex.
Hi, guys. How you doin?
DARIUS: Chill, man.
Yeah, help yourself.
Thank you.
So...
Are you together?
Yeah, we here together.
Hmm.
Just looking real careful.
I like to know, who's the fem?
The fem? What the...
It's you, right?
Hell no.
He had an incident when he was little though.
Let's just move on.
Can I--can I hit that?
Yeah. Mm!
Oh yeah?
Let me try.
No.
No, I can't give you a hit of this. Sorry.
Not until you're officially diagnosed
and prescribed your medication.
A'ight.
What can I do for you?
Well...I been having a lack of appetite.
Really affecting me.
You stole my illness, nigga!
I was supposed to use loss of appetite!
And you eatin' all that.
You can't have a loss of appetite eatin' all that!
Stupid.
You can both have the appetite thing, okay?
Let me write that down.
"Lack of appetite."
You know what? You look like Mr. Ed.
These are actually for me.
Oh, sorry.They're not for patients
coming in here and helping themselves.
Doc, they were so close...
Okay, that's alright.
Is there anything else?
Well, like I got shot...
My dick be hard......like in my left leg...
...longer than four hours......and it came out my right leg...
...it's actually too big for my body......out of nowhere...
...and I wanna have sex......off the right...
...and I shit on myself sometimes.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Alright.
That's disgusting.
You don't need any more reasons.
I'm just fucking with you. Come on.
You seem like great guys.
Okay, there you go, boys.
And, there's a special deal this week.
Ojai's best.
Thank you, man!
Thank you.
There you go.What?
For me?Yeah, go on.
That's a real nigga, man.
That's what my girlfriends call me.
Look at that. Medical marijuana ID card, bro!
We get to grow our own weed, man!
What the hell is you doin?
Burning one.
What's wrong with you, man?
You can't just flaunt it out in public like that!
Why not?
'Cause you can't!
F.O.H.
Foh?
Fuck outta here!
Nigga, we legally can do illegal shit.
Damn, you right. Let me hit that shit.
Alright, yeah.
Alright then, you mothafucka.
Oh shit!
What?
PAT: Hold this shit.
What's up?Dude, police!
What's up, you good?What the hell...
Fire it up...Quit playin!
What?
POLICE DISPATCHER: Unit 24...
♪ Round and round
♪ The reefer blows
DARIUS: You right man. This shit stink.
Just straight garbage.
Told your ass.
I tell you one thing though. We start our own grow house,
we ain't naming our weed nothing stupid like OG Bobby Johnson,
Obama Got That Fire.
None of that. We just gonna have some bomb ass weed, bro.
You know, I can see why people name they strain though.
It's like...
it's your brand.
You know, this mine. This my stuff. Y'know what I mean?
So we should name it?
Why wouldn't we?
Bad Bitch!
Bad Bitch?
"Bad Bitch" we should name it. Hear me out now.
We should!No!
Brotha, you gotta get the word out.
It's just like the rap game and you know I know that well.
You don't know shit 'bout rap game.
Man don't do that. Don't act like that.
You weren't in the rap game, man!
My Grown Gangsta mix-tape wasn't poppin?
Went platinum!
Get your ass out...
Okay, I'm lying.
But I did have a lot of people trying to sign me up, like...
Who was trying to sign me up? Tupac...
Jay-Z came at me a couple times.
All they had to do was promote that shit.
I coulda at least got Mix-a-Lot money, bro.
Like Sir Mix-a-Lot?
Mix-a-Lot still eatin' off ass!
He eating ass?
I said "eating off ass".You said...
[scatting]
♪ I like big butts and I cannot lie♪
That shit.That's all it takes.
One big booty song and we blow the fuck up.
Niggas love ass.
Well I love money.
A'ight, so let's focus on these greens, man.
Hand me that pamphlet so I can go through it.
Let's get this thing crackin'.
"10 Steps to Growing Medicine for Noobs."
Man, niggas on social networks be lying they ass off on here.
Step one,
location, location, location.2016 Bentley Convertible...
Would you stop fantasizing on the damn Twittergram, man,
and focus?
A'ight, find a low-crime area...
[snickers] ...for your grow room.
You don't want to bring other people's attention
or problems to you.
Well that just shut us out
'cause everybody around us is criminals.
Step two, live where you grow.
Get to know your neighbors.
Is it a Panamera?
Panamera Porsche.Look man,
would you stop fucking focusing on that bullshit
and figure out how we can get some damn start-up cash?
Is that like "extra cash"?
Look man, we gotta get like a small business loan or something.
How your credit?
I mean, it ain't bad.
Good.It ain't good, neither.
I still got that jet ski. That's like a carpet stain.
Every time you clean it up, shit get dirty again.
All I got is a truck in my shed, and I'm like, only like,
five or six payments behind and I...
Ain't nobody gonna give us no goddamn loan.
Come on, man. Now's not the time to be doubtful.
Look how close we is, man.
And we won't know nothing till we try, right?
This America!
Is it our America though?
We're African-American.
It's America.
Fuck if it's our America.
We sellin' that damn weed.
And the green fucking rush is real.
A'ight? Like the old school gold rush.
This our time brotha!
Okay.You understand that?
You wanna say "we shall overcome"?
We shall overcome!
DARIUS: Hey, you wanna hit this?
-PAT: We can't go in no bank high. -DARIUS: Too late.
PAT: Yo, I been banking here for years.
So that should help.
MR. WHITE: Good evening gentlemen.
Hey how you doin...What's up, boy?
And now let me check in here for a sec.
Uh-huh.
Alright. Okay.
You guys are here seeking capital and...
...tell me about it.Oh yeah.
So I'm here looking to get a little seed money
to get my business off the...Seed money.
...ground.
Some seed money.Yes.
My bad.
As the business grows...
[Darius snickering]we can pay back...
"Grows". That's a good one. You killed me with that.
"Grows".
Are you guys okay?
Oh, yeah!
We just excited!
You know, to get the grassroots of this company going,
you know what I mean? Get our feet firmly planted,
that way we can branch out to help the whole community.
Branch.
I see. Let me just ask you this.
What kind of business are you guys really trying to start?
Medical consulting...Tax consulting...
Say what?
He's new to the name.
He's part of the company. We got him from The Bahamas.
He's from The Bahamas?
Oh he just started. He's in training for the business.
And we also need a little extra money for that too.
Well good luck on that.
So we got it? Yeah!
Mr. White, you will not be sorry.
That's not what I said.
I've been looking through your history and your records here
and it just seems as though...
I don't really think I'm going to be able to get this bank
to approve a loan for you guys.
Wait, what did my history say? You lookin' at my history?
Your history, sir, is that...
you're already like $756 overdrawn in your account.
Only thing consistent is for two years,
you do have a bank balance.
Nineteen thou--
$19.87.
Nineteen dollars? You can't take that out the ATM.
That's stuck in there, bro.
Close that, right? Now let's say that's closed,
and keep your mind open.
It's been hard on me. It's been hard on America.
Especially African-Americans.
Boom!
African.Bro.
You guys really... You're really taking up my time.
You know what, I really do...
Oh, taking up your time?
I have real customers, thank you.
You mean white customers.
Say, he don't like that.
I don't like you.Grown Gangsta don't play that.
You don't like me?No.
You Grown Gangsta?Fuck you!
Fuck me?Wait a second!
I need Darius right now.I don't give a fuck. Fuck him.
PAT: That's Grown Gangsta!
Thanks, Mr. White.
That's why you comb your hair backwards.
You old mothafucka. His old ass.
Asshole and asshole light.
Shake up out of here.
[phone vibrating, beeping]
Okay, we need somebody that got money
to give us some money 'cause they know we gonna make money,
and they smoke weed.
They definitely gonna have to smoke weed
'cause you gonna have to be high as hell to loan us some money.
Somebody that love weed,
and wanna make some extra cash.
Brah, when you gonna stop saying this extra cash shit.
Ain't no such thing called extra cash.
You got extra hos,
extra holes in yo' drawers,
extra ass...
Somebody--
There ain't no such thing as extra cash, bro.
Somebody we could pay back in weed.
You know, it's funny you say...
I just thought about something.
That's the perfect candidate to loan us the money.
I know who we can get.Who?
The king of weed.
Who?
♪ Snoop Doggy Dogg Oh you know it.♪
See I hit that note.
♪ Oh you know...♪
Why you always playing when I'm trying to come up with ideas, man?
Who for real? Snoop Dogg?
I'm telling you, bro. I'mma tweet him now. See if he'll holler at me.
I'mma tell him to DM me.
Beastie boy, hit me up. I need...
"Step number three: Finances."...call me ASAP.
Make sure you have the wherewithal...
He just DM'd me, let me hit him up.
...and that ain't it.
Tweetin' and shit, man.
[phone beeping, buzzing]You tweetin' Snoop?
Oh shit, he callin' me.
Hello?Tweet Snoop.
What's up, boy?
Who that? Snoop?You know who this is?
SNOOP DOGG: This D, right?
Grown Gangsta?
Oh shit!
Man, calm your bitch-ass down!
Don't you fuck with me. Who is that, for real?
DARIUS: Yeah, what's up, bro?
I wanted to holler at you about some stuff, man.
Hey I know we ain't talked in a minute
but I got some stuff I wanna talk to you about.
Yeah, it been a minute.
You got that good, nephew?
Yeah, man. You know I do, bro.
Shit, I mean that last one you put out was fire, nigga.
That mix-tape was bangin'.
Oh, you talkin' 'bout my mix-tape.
Hell yeah. You know how I do.
You know I gotta get back in the studio.
Them streets been yellin' for your boy.
What?
Put Snoop on hold real quick?
Hold on, bro. I gotta ride on my enemies.
Could you please stop fucking talking about your rap career?
Nobody care 'bout your little career, man.
Little rap career, bro?
You say that? My friend?No, no. Wait.
DARIUS: My friend, bro?
PAT: I was out there with you slinging them mix tapes. In the rain!
If it was snowing out here, I'da been out there with a snowsuit on
helping you push the thing. But we got Snoop on the phone.
Ask him for the money. See if he wanna invest in this grow house
and we can get paid, man!
I'm about to do that.
But if you give it a second. I can't just come at him like that.
You gotta finger-fuck that in there, bro.
Do Snoop wanna invest in our grow house or not?
Yeah.
I thought you put him on hold.Hello?
Yeah, nigga. Cut me in or cut it out.
A'ight, cool!
Yes!That's what I'm talkin' 'bout, baby!
SNOOP DOGG: Call me in the morning.
I'mma shoot you the address. Come pick up that cash.
Hey, man. My rap career gonna take off!
A'ight, I'm out.
Hello?
Oh yeah, so... Yeah, like I was saying, man...
Yeah, I wanna get you on the hook of one of my songs and whatnot.
Grow house.
Man why the fuck I ain't think of that?
You hang up.
Hang up... A'ight. Cool. I love you.
You did all that for a joke.
No that wasn't a joke, I really love Snoop.
You know what I love, too?
What?Step three.
My man!"Get the wherewithal".
The wherewithal get you all the girls!Grown Gangsta, you a mothafucka!
Grown Gangsta, you did it, nigga!
You said you was gonna do it. You did it! Yes!
Ooh, I knew his ass wasn't shit.
Got caught cheating underwater.
Mm.
Everybody knew it. That's why the show's called Shadies.
It's shady people on there that get caught from doing shady shit.
Okay, well all I'm saying is don't let me catch you.
Catch me what?
On a episode of Shadies.
Come on now, baby.
You know I wouldn't cheat on you. I love you.
Yeah whatever. If you love me so much
then why haven't you fixed the van yet?
For real... Uh-uh, I'm good.
I'm catching hell from these people
since I already told 'em it was ready for donation.
It'll be finished before you go to work tomorrow.
They sure is greedy to be so goddamn needy.
Uh-uh. That is not funny. Okay?
I really have a soft spot for people in my heart
who don't have the things that we take for granted.
What we take for granted? We ain't got shit!
You seen where I live in LA. My mama's house.
Oh, baby, guess what.What's that?
My boss gave me two new properties to manage.
For real?
While these people get evicted from they home in Bel-Air
took the sink and trashed the whole house.
Can you believe that?
How they expect you to rent that shit out?
I don't know. I'm gonna have to find somebody to fix it.
The owner is some old guy living in Miami.
He ain't thinking 'bout that place.
Better yet. That's a hard job to do. I don't know how...
Oh shit. Hold up. Baby I thought of something.
Oh God. What?
Why don't they let me do that shit? Let me fix it.
Oh my god... Darius, knock it off.
No.
For real. Check this out now.
Let me fix the bitch,
I can get some money off of it and give you the kickback.
Everything be gravy.
Okay, so how am I supposed to know you gonna do a good job?
Cause this is my job on the line.
You don't trust your boy?
No, I don't trust you.
Shoot.
What am I gonna get out of it?Yeah, yeah.
That's what I thought was gonna come.
I'm telling you, it all depends on what he give me.
Whatever he give me, whatever I can put in my pocket
depending on what I can save...
What I save, I'll break you off.
I mean that sound cool. It does.
I knew it do.
Alright.
But you have to promise me one thing, Darius, and I'm not playing.
I'm not gonna go on the show Shadies.
I ain't talking 'bout that.
Oh. What?
Don't risk my job.
Okay.
Darius, for real.
I'm serious too. You pay my phone bill.
Don't... don't play with me.
I promise!
[door buzzes]
Alright, when we get in here, stay focused. Alright?
Man, what we gotta get done. It's about that business.
Business, that's all it's about, bro.
Business.
The hell is in your mouth?
My tongue.
No, what is...
Look at your ass, man!
What you talking 'bout, bro?Spit it out.
Spit it out!I don't know where your hand been.
You here being all unfocused already.
Man, you think I'm going to be unfocused and distracted.
I know what I'm doing. It's my business bro.
You can't even talk business.
Well don't you get in here acting like no goddamn groupie.
That's what you don't do.
Nigga, I screamed that much when I heard his...
Don't you get in here acting like no groupie.
Gold grill in your goddamn mouth. Snoop ain't got time to play.
Shit, I work hard and play hard, nephew. Come on in.
[door buzzes]
Alright, let's go.
Open the door for me.
What?
Open the door for a thug, bro!
Open the door! You know how I get!
♪ Ice drippin', cream flippin'♪
SNOOP DOGG: Yeah that's that thang right there.
I'm gonna bring you back in from the top.
Money, homie, you ready?
♪ Make sho I'm on the front row♪
♪ No diamonds but I still glow♪
♪ On my boss shit call me Hugo♪
♪ Money hungry got dat dope flow♪
♪ Polo is my...♪
Hold on.
Snoop! What's up, boy!
What up, folks!
DARIUS: Slow motion.That's right.
This my nigga, Pat, man.
I'm Pat. Snoop.
Doggystyle!
Huge fan. Ever since DoggystyleI was like, yo. I had to get that album.
'Cause I thought it was a cartoon at first.
My mama wouldn't let me get the album.
I was like "Yo, lemme get two albums."
This cartoon... Let me get this picture, man.
Let me get this selfie right quick.
Selfie?Selfie? Nigga, read the sign.
Taking no mothafuckin' selfies.
Ain't you the nigga that don't like rap music
or you just hatin' on the homie in general?
Oh, Snoop... nah...Straight up,
that mothafuckin' Grown Gangsta mix-tape,
that mothafucka was ignant.
I told that nigga, bro!
That's what I've been trying to tell him!
Yeah, nigga. Quit hatin'.
Snoop...Hatin'.
I'm not a hater. You know I'm not a hater. We... Snoop...
I did not hate on him.
This my boy. I wouldn't be here with him now!
Why would I hate and ride with somebody I don't...
Hey, you know I support you, man.
So D, how much you need for that weed?
Whoa.You didn't tell me that.
I did. I said something to you.
I did, whatever. You just don't be listening.
Nigga, you don't know?PAT: We know.
Of course we know, Snoop. We need like...
...ten?
Ten thousand dollars? Niggas, you serious?
Yeah, I mean, Snoop. We startin' from scratch, man.
Ten racks, cuz?
The rent, the electricity...
Shit, I thought y'all was gonna ask for like fifty racks.
Fifty thousand?
Yeah, fifty racks!
Hell yeah!
No, no, no!
Hell yeah! Yeah.No. No.
PAT: You're gonna have to pay back fifty... no!
Snoop! We can do it for ten. It's enough.
Ten is perfect.
Ten it is then. So how much I get back in return.
How much weed I get?
Half of everything.
What the...
Whoa, whoa!
That's weed gettin' to him.
Can I talk to you outside for a minute?
Come here, Grown Gangsta...I'll be back.
...who ain't grown up yet. Can I talk to you outside?
Give me a second. We'll be right back.
What the...
[inaudible]
Hey cuz, you see them niggas' face when I said $50,000.
[laughing]
Goofballs.
SNOOP DOGG: Money, homie, let's get it, my nigga. From the top on the one.
♪ Ice drippin', cream flippin'♪
♪ Ice drippin', cream...♪
Don't play with me no more you know how I get!
DARIUS: Had to straighten him.
Yeah he straightened me all the way out.
'Cause what he said earlier...
He said he ain't realized what he said.
I think I'mma take half.
I ain't with that third shit.
You heard that through the soundproof door?
Yeah, nigga, I hear everything. And don't forget it.
It's Snoop.
Ten racks.
Damn!
There's one condition with that money, man.
I need the Grown Gangsta to get up in that booth
and give me a high 16 real quick.
That's a done deal! Hold this, bro.
I knew he was gonna ask.
-I don't know which one... -I knew he was gonna ask.
-I guess that's a great thing, right? -Can we go in here?
I'm just fuckin' with you.
He just fuckin' with you.
Matter of fact I couldn't really do it no way
'cause I got another session with Barbra Streisand and stuff.
Was it with Barbra or Mariah?
We don't know, I got so many sessions.
But on the real though, you get that Grown Gangsta volume two,
nigga I'm all over it. Money, homie, you ready?
You sure you don't want me to...
From the top my nigga.
♪ Whenever I'm down and out I get back to my self ♪
♪ I roll a motherfuckin' fat bat to myself ♪
♪ Leave it to Beaver
♪ America gonna legalize, but I don't believe her ♪
♪ Till she finally did it
Crazy.
[phone beeps, buzzes]
Damn, baby. What is taking you so long?
You would never guess.
Oh my god, baby.
Wait till you see this damn place.
Is that a good or bad "oh my god"?
I mean...
...they damn near took the whole kitchen sink.
They done took the cabinets.
Babe, they pretty much took everything.
It's... it's ridiculous.
Will you just come on, please?
Alright, well we pulling up to you now, baby.
Hurry up.Yo.
PAT: Oh shit!
The girl did it big, man. Look at this!
This is amazing, man!
You know how much we could grow here?
This is gonna be our big start.
Wait a minute, hold up. I got this.
Step one...
Hold up let's go in here first. My girl waitin' on...
Step one...Mhmm.
...location.
Step two...Mhmm.
...live where you grow.Mhmm.
-Done. -And I got the wherewithal.
You know what, man? I think... I should control the money.
Let me think about that... Fuck-uh-no!
What?
Man get out of here.Are you kidding me?
Let me explain to you. This whole grow house was my idea anyway.
You gonna tell the whole neighborhood about it?
Shut the fuck up. Plus Terri don't know so calm down.
What? Terri don't know?
How are we supposed to grow all that damn weed if Terri don't know?
-Shut up! -Should beat your ass in front of your girlfriend.
-Do it! Do it! Do it! -Look I don't wanna get...
Hi, baby!What's up, baby.
You know who this is. This Pat. You remember him?
Pat.
I did. I did remember Pat.
Hi.Hey.
Now wait, I didn't know you did this kind of work.
Oh yeah. Most of the planning
and the lighting and the water.
Construction.
Oh the construction. Okay, okay, perfect.
Listen, here are the keys.
These are all the alarm codes. Now listen.
So when you guys get the estimate costs and the supply costs...
Yes!
♪ Right back on it
So this is gonna make my avocado super juicy?
MAN: Oh yeah. That's-- that's definitely a good one right there.
Hey, look here, pimp. Make sure it's juicy.
My mama will come here shut this whole place down.Babe!
MAN: Oh it's gonna be juicy, don't worry about it.
Hey you know my mama crazy. She'll shut him down too.
-We need a lot of juice. -Don't embarrass me with my bae.
Hey what's up, homie?
Well howdy doody homies to you!
How can I help ya?
Well uh... lookin' for a few things.
Matter of fact, we need some lights.
-These lights any good? -Oh!
These are just flying off the shelves.
I can't keep them in stock.
Ran out of these a month ago,
took me a month to get new ones in.
I mean, they freakin' rock.
Need some of those then.
Okay, how many you need?
How many would it take per room?
Per room?
Like uh... growing an indoor garden.
Yeah.
Well, you know if it's a small room
you might want to consider one of our turnkey operations over here.
Come on over this way.
This bad boy is the BC Northern Lights.
Okay, it's everything a gardener needs all in one unit.
If it's a bigger room, well you might need three or four.
Kay. Uh...
Two, four...
We need twenty.
Well, twenty!
E-I-E-I-O! Old Macdonald!
That is not a garden. That is a plantation.
What?Plantation?
Nah, man. We talkin' 'bout like, Whole Foods, like uh...
Mother Earth is dying. Like we need to save this planet, man.
We tryin' to grow like swiss chard, quinoa, and kale.
That way we... yeah.
Okay, okay. I get it.
Exactly what are you guys thinking of using for the feeding system?
What kind gives you, like, big ass kale?
What kind do you suggest?
Follow me.
Just the thing. We like to hear that.
I would go with something like this.
In fact you can integrate a timer system
to work with the lighting setup that I showed you
with the feeding setup.
Yeah, that sound about like what we're trying to do.
Damn right. Everything all on a timer,
and all we gotta do is sit back and watch our...kale?
Alright, so...
Wrap up everything you showed us
and we can get the hell out of here.
You're forgetting about the soil.
Can't we just use dirt as soil?
Well yes! Absolutely... not.
That would be like putting spinners on a brand new Bentley.
You could, but I wouldn't.
I would. What's wrong with that? That's nice.
-You would put spinners on a Bentley? -Yes I would.
SALESMAN: Now I would go with the rockwool here.
This is perfect for indoor growing.
Will really keep the insects out.
Yeah that's nice. Okay, so...
I guess that's all "ne weed."
We can go on get outta here.
Man, you just said weed, man!
Didn't say weed.
Didn't he just say "ne weed"?
I heard "ne weed".
You is a nosy mothafucka, man.
But you sound like you know what you talkin' 'bout.
Who are you?
I'm the guy that's gonna get you guys all the stuff you need
delivered to your house,
set it up, for the best price in LA.
No shit.
That's who the fuck I am.
Alright now we would have been over this by now, guys,
if you were for real with me.
Alright? I'm not the fucking police.
Alright and I'm sure as hell ain't your mama.
Now all we gotta talk about is...
my cut.
Damn... alright.
We'll be right back.
I think we should rob his ass.
Okay, look. He's pretty for real, man.
What we gonna give him?
I'm ready to rob. Fuck it. He white anyway.
Let's get this done, man.
What you think?
Let's just pay him in weed.
Alright, let's pay him in weed.
Alright.
How does seven pounds of our best organic kale sound?
That sounds delicious.
Got yourself a deal.
Deal!
You good? My man!
We good, we good.
-Cool. Cool. -Alright, listen.
You guys head home.
I'm gonna be hooking you up
with a guy named Conspiracy Chris.
He's gonna get you everything you need. Okay?
Now let's go. Let's get outta here. I got security cameras.
Oh snap!
Pow![grunts]
♪ Hot damn
♪ You been dreamin' of this kitty ♪
♪ Oh, yeah, baby
♪ It's all good
PAT: I am loving step two!
Live where you grow.
♪ Make a nigga wanna score a touchdown ♪
♪ Hot damn
That dog is fine.
♪ Hot damn
Oh shit. Look what I found.
One of your socks?
A rabbit foot! Good luck on top of a bible.
That gotta be double good.[caution sound]
I think that's double voodoo.
Whatever. I'll keep it to myself then since you such a hater.
I don't want none of your damn rabbit foot.
Matter of fact, look. There he go pullin' up now.
See, my luck already workin'.
-Yeah. -You Chris?
One of you guys Patrick Hill?
-Yeah. -Yeah, that's right.
Two Patrick Hills?
I only got one of you guys on here.
I'm Patrick Hill, man.
I would have called your ass
but Matt says you don't keep no cell phone.
No.
Feds are just lettin' people track themselves for them.
Then they hack into your phone, they take photos.
Sick motherfuckers.
My girl used to go through my phone.
She was working for the feds.
I think she do 'cause she went through my phone too.
Hold on to this. I'mma...
Don't mind if I do....start unloading.
This is amazing.
Go get to know our neighbors.
Go!
Garage.
Whoa, shit!
Oh hello, neighbor. I'm sorry. Hello.
Neighbor?
Are you shittin' me?
You been drinkin' good, huh?
[glass shatters]
Alright. Well, uh...
we just moved over here so...
You mean, my Henry sold this house to you. [gasps] Oh!
No, no, no. Calm down. Calm down. Calm down.
We're just leasing. We're just leasing.
Oh. Oh thank you, Jesus.
You don't like black people?
I do not like black people.
What the...
I love black people!
Okay. Okay.
[woman squealing excitedly]
DARIUS: Oh, okay. I get it. I get it.
You wanted Henry, but he left.
Okay. I could see why you would do that.
[tutting]
You young people, you think that you know everything.
But I been hit that.
You been hit?
You people, you sure do need a lot of light.
You people?
Oh no, the light is just better to see you, my dear.
Oh, that is so cute.
Yeah.
You're just like a big bad wolf.
Yeah. Yeah.
[roar][roars loudly]
So um...
Uh-huh.
You're not married?
Nah.
Oh, oh good.
Nobody want to put a ring on it.
-No. -Oh good. Okay.
Just stay right...
Where am I staying?[exclaims]
What was that for?
Don't worry about it.Focus!
I have to go take care of some grown up woman biz...
I will be seeing you around, you young BBC wolf, you.
BBC wolf? What's that?
Big... bad... chocolate... wolf.
Hey, I'm up here. I'm up here. I'm up here!
Stay.What?
Hey, hey, hey!
Come back here.
DARIUS: Hey don't send that to no blog site now.
What the hell she want?
This dick!
Man, stop playin, man.
Nah, for real! She was talking about the man that lived here before
and tellin' me how big my dick is and how she loved me
and how she wanna air me out, this that and whatever.
Get out of here, man. I don't have time for your damn games.
The bitch molested me and everything
with a camera phone and all that shit.
Talking 'bout some BBC wolf.
She tried to take advantage of me, bro!
Now I see how sexy, attractive, Miss America people feel.
What's a BBC wolf?Shit, I don't know.
Look, you're gonna have to stay on her, man.
Keep a close watch. I'mma watch that chick that was joggin' earlier.
Why I gotta go with the Benjamin Button looking lady?
Handle that.
DARIUS: I'm glad we did these windows over man.
This is much better.
Man I had no idea all this went into growing some damn weed.
-Hey guess what? -What's that?
I'mma call this The Mother Room.
That's dope.
Good thing we had Sleepy-Head over here to help us set it up.
I see you, Dick. No, Dick.
That's right. I see you, Dick.
Whoa, man. What is going on with him?
Nah, maybe you shouldn't wake him up.
Put it in your mouth.
That's right. Choke on it, motherfucker.
[snapping]Put it in your mouth.
Nope, put it in your mouth.
Hey! Yo yo!
What's wrong with you?
What happened?
You was having some freaky-ass dream.
Talkin' 'bout dicks and there ain't nothing but men in the room.
That was Dick Cheney. I was waterboarding Dick Cheney.
I got him to confess.
Confess to what?
That he killed Biggie and Pac.
I knew it, bro. See, I told you it was like that.
You just crazy. That's what that is.
I was just proving the point that you can get anyone to confess to anything.
Do you understand? Torture's a bitch.
Man, just get your ass up so we can finish this room.
Oh my God, that was a crazy dream.
My ass hurts. What does that mean?
That means you need to get up and finish The Mother Room, Conspiracy Chris.
PAT: Kick him in his ass again.
You kicked me in my ass?
CHRIS: We're good to go.
-Okay. Alright. -Alright.
CHRIS: Oh no, no. Hold on. We're not finished yet.
Somebody still has to go up and connect the cables and then we're done.
What?
Why the hell you just didn't connect it while you was up there?
DARIUS: I don't get why we have to steal power.
It ain't like we gotta pay for the bill to begin with.
So the power company doesn't see a huge spike in usage.
And they tell the owners. And the owners tell police.
Yeah, that ain't good.
I can't have my girlfriend getting fired.
Fired? That happen we going to jail, bro.
Why didn't you just connect them while you was up there?
Oh, no, no, no. It's your grow, it's your show.
I don't execute the connection. I just wire it up.
PAT: Is it dangerous?
CHRIS: It's not dangerous. I mean the power's off
so you're totally good. It's just policy.
And also stealing power is totally illegal.
So what do we have to do?
Somebody's gonna climb up this ladder...
Mhmm.
...and then you're gonna connect the red clamp
to the cable with the black tape
and then you're gonna connect the black clamp
to the cable with the white tape.
Got it, got it.
CHRIS: And then we'll turn the power back on
and we're ready to get growin'.
Let's do this thing. Darius, give me that flashlight, bro.
Alright, I'mma hold it steady while you climb up there.
I thought you said you was in charge of electricity.
I am but I'm scared of heights, man.
Come on. Knock it out.
Get up there. Look at ya.
Like a little monkey.
What'd you say?
Put the red clamp on the black cable,
and the black clamp on the white cable.
Alright.
-[sizzling] -[screams]
Oh! Oh!
Move back!
CHRIS: You okay?
PAT [echoing]: Shit!
D?
Man, D. Don't do this to me, homie.
More like we did this to him.
You know CPR?
I know THC.
[knocking]
Hope that's not the police.
Do something... like pump his chest or something. Get that mothafucka up.
[knocking continues]
Hi, um...
I heard a loud noise
and then I saw a big light flash coming from this direction
so I thought this would be...Here?
Yeah here... the perfect time to come introduce myself.
Hi, I'm Madison.
Hey. Pat.
Nice to meet you.
Are you okay?
I'm fine. I'm great.
Is everything okay?Yeah!
Your friend.
You sure?Yeah, positive.
Well what... is your friend okay?
Oh yeah. They in love.
They been arguing all day,
he just laid down on the ground.
He was like, "I don't wanna talk to you."
Are you okay? You seem a little nervous.
'Cause you came over here all late and I get scared.
Okay.Nice meetin' you!
Another time, promise. I'll talk to you in, like, the daytime.
I'm a daytime person.
Okay.
He's gone, man.
He gone? Gone where?
It's unbelievable, man. He's definitely dead.
What?
Amazing.
Amazing?
Why when something tragic happen
white people try and make it sound cool?
It's not amazing that my friend is dead!
No, I mean it can be tragic and amazing.
This... It's...
I get it. I know what you're going through, man.
I mean, this is the third one.
What'd you say?
Two...
Two other guys died the same way.
Like this?Mhmm.
You said it was safe! You said it was safe!
We don't have time for this, man!
I mean, he's gonna start decomposing soon.
Decomposing?
Yeah, he's gonna start rotting...
smell up our grow house.
Our grow house? Ain't no more damn grow house.
Alright? My friend's laying here dead.
Now shut up and let me think.
Look man. Thinking isn't gonna bring him back to life, okay.
We gotta...
Look, his little hands are all balled up.
It's rigormortis.
No they were always balled up like that.
We gotta bury him.
Don't you touch him! Don't touch him!
We have...Don't you touch him.
We're not burying him.
Okay, we'll take it slow. Let's uh...
I'm gonna say a little prayer.
For Darius.
A fallen comrade who died too young, too short,
small in stature but...
big in spirit.
A great man.
A man who... whose heart
was much bigger than his body.
He stood for the betterment of pot for all.
This goes to you, buddy. Wherever you are.
Oh my... God?
God? Is that God? God?
What is it? Yes, my son?
Oh, Darius. My son.
Am I dead?
So that means I'm dead. I'm dead?
Now thou shall have known it was janky
when thou seeneth them jumper cables.
What the hell was you thinkin', boy?
So is that a yes? 'Cause you confused me.
Not exactly. I'm thinking about it though.
I mean, you got potential but,
you gotta stop labor trickin'
and go out there and pursue your dreams, my son.
You know about that too?
I know about everything.
Even things that no one else knows about.
Like your big grown ass having a gangsta mix tape.
You know, you too old for that, boy.
So you saying I should pursue my music career?
Hell no!
There's too many people out there downloading music illegally anyway.
And I know who all y'all are.
I'mma deal with you later. Believe that.
CHRIS: Pat.
-Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat... -What?
-Look. -Darius!
Darius! What happened?
I smoked,
then I blew it out,
and then he started coming back to life.
So blow some more smoke!
But I do like what you're doin'
on the front lines of this cannabis battle.
I put weed here for you to enjoy.
And for those who need it.
Keep fightin' the good fight.
Now go back, my son.
PAT: Darius!
D, get up!
I smell weed.
That's this weed.Yeah!
I brought him back to life!
You back, man! You back!
Aw shit! We're back in business.
Is that all that matters to you? Business?
Yeah.Yeah.
Okay.
I'm just glad you're okay, man. You're my friend.
Oh man! D!
Rabbit's foot did it again.
You gonna believe.
I guess it did, man.
-It did. -I really think it was the weed.
-So did it work? -The rabbit's foot?
No. The electricity.
I forgot to tell you that after you hit that main switch off,
there's a little bit of zip left in the lines.
I went ahead and connected those wires
so that that doesn't happen again.
Thank you now.
Yeah, no problem.
So I guess we back on track.
Don't do that.
You sure you good?
A little.
Alright that's good, man. Okay.
Step five: Electricity, lights, and fan installations. Done.
Step six: Feeding systems, reservoirs, and tubing connected.
Done.
All we gotta do now is we gotta set up the filters,
then we gotta pick up the plants and bring 'em in.
When you guys come here in the morning
we should be all up and running.
Alright. Lemme hit that blunt.
I think I need that right now.
My friend was just dead and now he's back.
Y'know, life is good!
I wouldn't be mad if I saw
another jumper cable ever again in my life.
Shit!
You didn't crank that shit up, did you?
No, not yet. Is it working?
If I... wait till I say crank it up.
Now?Hold on!
Ain't feelin' to get electrocuted again.
Alright try it now.
[engine starts]
Yes! Thank you, baby!
Finally!Can I do it?
Yes.Can I do it?
Stop it.
Alright I'm about to head over to the Bel-Air house
and get started on this work.
Okay listen, I got all that stuff
that you checked off on the list
but my boss wants to know like what's the estimated time
you think that the house is gonna be ready?
Well we just finished doing the general cleanup and shit, so...
I guess once the sink come in
we can get started with everything else.
But that's gonna take about ten weeks.
Ten weeks? Baby that's a long time!
Shit gotta get shipped in,
and mailed in, that take about...
That's six weeks in itself.
God. Alright well I'll let him know.[phone buzzes]
It should be done in mid-April though.
I am so happy you fixed the van for me, baby.
What you gonna do for it though?
Oh God. You know it's going to help a special person, right?
I know that.
Alright.You are so amazing.
Listen, I'm gonna have somebody come later and pick up the van.
Alright?Alright cool.
I gotta go to the... office real quick for a fast meeting at work.
Bye baby. Gotta go.
Well if it isn't ratchet and the tramp.
Your booty getting bigger.
You just gonna ignore my phone call, nigga?
Give me a ride, man.
PAT: Fuck them, we ain't scared of him.
Go, nigga!
Keep runnin'! Keep runnin'!
-You good, man. -Hurry up, man.
We lost them niggas.No we didn't.
We were in a high speed chase with a wheelchair.
He almost caught us, man.
He almost caught you.
So what if he woulda jumped on us, man?
You weren't gonna help me?
You want me to jump on a handicapped dude with you?
Ain't nothing wrong with him, man.
Anyway, I seen you get your little labor trickin' kiss.
You know what you can kiss?
My whole ass.
Oh shit there, mammy. One of your lyrics from your mix-tape.
Which one?
♪ I told you 'bout kissin'♪
♪ But you wouldn't listen♪
Yeah, I remember that shit.
Look man, last night when you was dead,
that bad chick we seen jogging came by the crib.
Rang the doorbell. Said she heard an explosion.
What'd you do? You ain't...
What you talking 'bout?
You ain't bust none.
I didn't, man. What I look like?
Smashin' some random hot chick
while my boy layin' on the ground dead.
A pimp?Yeah you right.
Oh by the way, your boy Chris picked up clones.
Meetin' us at the crib right now.
Okay, all the timers are set to eighteen hours.
Light timers and the food timers set, too.
PAT: Cool.
You're not gonna need that pamphlet.
Nah he does. He's growin' weed for noobs.
And it's symbolic. A'ight?
Step seven: The plants are all in.
Ready, set, grow!
Here we go!
♪
♪ I heat up
♪ I can't cool down
♪ Got me spinnin' around and round ♪
♪ Round and round
♪ Around it goes
♪ Where it stops, nobody knows ♪
♪ Every time you call my name ♪
♪ I heat up like a burning flame ♪
♪ Burning flame
♪ Full of desire
♪ Kiss me baby, let the fire get higher ♪
[mouthing] ♪ Abra Abracadabra
♪ I wanna reach out and grab ya ♪
♪ Abra Abracadabra
♪ Abracadabra
♪ You make me hot, you make me sigh ♪
♪ My penis is bigger than yours♪
♪ Especially Chris, my dick bigger than yours♪
♪ My penis is big♪
Hey yo! Yo yo! Wake up, man.
There's something growin' on the plants.
Those are called buds.
We're gonna smoke them eventually.
I know what that is, but this some gray moldy type shit.
Look.
That's mold.
Shit.
I just told you that was mold, man. What the...
Alright, I'm gonna go to the truck and get a sulfur burner.
Good morning.
So what made all that mold grow?
That's just what happens when the pH levels get crazy.
Gotta keep your eye on it.
That gotta be tough when you sleep all the time, huh?
What are you talking 'bout?
Uh, my grandma told me back in the day, like if you pee on it
that'll make all the mold go.
Your grandma grew weed?
Hey!Doesn't work.
Everything that you put on the plants is what you smoke.
Don't do that.
Do you pee with your pants down?
How else do you pee? Don't y'all pee with y'all pants down?
That's why you have a zipper.
That's not a thing that normal people do.
What's that smell?
Well the sulfur has a funny smell to it.
Pussy has a funny smell.
That shit stink.
You'll get used to it.
Pull your pants up.[knocking]
-PAT: Who the hell is that? -I don't know. I'mma go check.
Nuh-uh.
You stay here. I got it. Don't pee on it!
You'll get used to the smell. Let's go check on the other plants.
Can I pee in there?No.
Hey neighbor! How you doin'?
Hi.
Look, I just wanted to come back here
and tell you how rude you were to me.
Come on.You slammed the door in my face,
you didn't invite me in,
and honestly, I was just being a concerned neighbor.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Ja...
Madison.Madison!
I'm sorry, Madison.You forgot.
Nah, I didn't forget!
It's okay.
Madison, it was a crazy night.
I saw that you had a crazy...Crazy night.
...situation going on back there.
Yeah it was wild back there. But it's done now.
See?Are they okay?
Everybody's great, yeah.
Okay.Everybody's good.
I'm Pat.
Yeah, you said that. Remember? The other night?
That's what you did to me.Oh.
I do that... we do that.
Why are you such a nervous person?
You're either really nervous naturally,
or you're hiding something terrible in this house.
Just because you think we crazy,
I'm gonna invite you in.
Are you sure?
I'm sure.
Are you good?
Yeah. As normal as I can be.
Okay.Alright.
This is-- this is really nice. I like this.
It is. It's nice.
In here. Wonderful.
This is beautiful though. I love it.
Yes it is beautiful.
Sorry.
I'm talkin' about the house.
Pat! Oh!
My bad. I didn't know we had company.
Oh.
Hey.Hello.
Hi.How you doin'?
I think I met you or saw you rather the other day.
Oh, for real? Where?
Well it looked like you were getting mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
It was. I was getting mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
He has this medical condition
that he can only be revived by a man with a beard.
Hey, Chris needs you upstairs to help him out with something.
Can you handle that?For real?
Can you handle that? The white man needs the black man.
Go on up there.I'll be right back. Alright?
Take your time.
[mouthing]
What's up, I'm Darius.
I'm Madison.
You can call me Dah-rius.
[doorbell ringing, knocking]
What the hell is goin' on? Can you wait one second?
Okay.Just one second. I'll be...
[doorbell ringing frantically, knocking quickly]
Hey, boo. What you need?
What do I need? Boy get out the way. This ain't your house.
What you doing?
Oh.
Who the hell is this bitch?
Huh? Got on her little workout gear and shit?
What the hell's going on? Y'all workin' out?
Um, excuse me.
Do I look like I workout? Look at me!
I knew it! Alright, every man is a shady-ass cheater!
Alright?
That is such a blanket statement to make.
You can't just say every man is a...
Bitch, I don't need your two cents, okay?
I know how niggas are.
Especially this one.Oh.
What the fuck, bitch? I'm Grown Gangsta!
Oh, you a gangsta, huh? You gangsta?
You can't be rollin' up in here acting all...
I will do whatever the hell I wanna do up in this house.
Okay?Look, you need to calm down.
Okay, you know what? It was really nice to meet you.
Yeah you better be going before I have to put hands on you.
Stop, don't do that. Calm down.
You better watch out.
Tell Pat I said goodbye.
Bye, bitch!Leave before you die.
Bye!Calm your ass down.
Why you acting like...
Ah, no you didn't!
Alright.What?
What is you tripping about?
...cause I know there some other bitches up in here!
Ain't nobody up in here.
You better watch out!
Calm down! Calm down!Where you at?
Come here! Come here!
Don't play with me. You better let go of me!
Stop. Stop!I know you got a bitch in here.
Stop! Stop! Stop!
I got a side boo too.
What? I'm doin' the job...
Oh my God.
For real?
Well this my side bitch. You happy?
I can't believe them people got evicted
and left all their weed here.
Got me taking care of this weed they left here.
Ain't that stupid?
Oh, so you must think I'm stupid.
It's cool. 'Cause you gonna meet my side boo.
Make sure she doesn't call the police!
I got you.You got a side boo?
Hold up! I was gonna tell you!
When? Huh? After you smoked it all? After you sold it?
Huh? After a fucking police raid?
You wasn't gonna tell me shit.
Calm down!You was gonna tell me
'bout that bitch too, huh?
Huh? What bitch?Oh, "huh"! "Huh"!
That's what I thought.
Fuck you Darius!
Alright? Fuck you!
I'mma show you what it's like when you
bring some bitch up into my people's house.
Then you wanna start some grow house?
And you wasn't gonna cut me in?
It's not like that if you listen...
You know what? It's over.
Okay. I'mma show you what it's like
when you play games with me.
And let me tell you something,
you really was only my side boo anyways.
Huh? What did you say?
I think she said that you were her side boo.
Man, shut the fuck up.
Hey man.You asked.
Look, fuck that.
What now?
She'll be back.Does she own a gun?
Nah, nah. I took all of the bullets.
But she owns a gun?
Hey! Hey baby!
Make sure she really left.
Man, I don't know what's going on with the filter.
Something's wrong, man.
It should be sucking out the heat along with the weed
and the sulfur smell.
Man, for real. It is hot as shit in here, man!
This how I know I could never be a slave.
Man, I have to be a house nigga.
Fuck that outside shit good.
And why would the tenants take the air condition unit anyway?
How else you gonna have a grow room?
That's so disrespectful, man.
I'm a Buddhist, man. I'm a Buddhist.
I need to be on top of a mountain,
the cool breeze,
leaves blowing in the wind...
I think I'm blacking out.
I'm gonna go open the front door.
Let a little heat out.
Yeah that's a good idea.
Tell the guys that I'll be back.
Yeah, uh-huh. You better get goin!
That's what I thought.
There you go, baby.
Mm-hnmm! I'm back. Now what?
Oh don't look shocked, okay?
'Cause I told your lame ass I was coming back.
Listen, why the hell is it so hot up in here?
What you doin' here with him?
Oh no. The question is what was I doing with you.
PAT: Hey! Hey!
What's going on, baby?
Oh you 'bout to find out. Alright?
And I told your ass to stop calling me baby.
So you think you just gonna drive off without me?
And that's the end of the story?
Keep the gun on him.Oh no, I got him.
Stop waving that goddamn gun like that. Put it down!
Shut the fuck up. She put the gun wherever I say she put the gun.
Look...
what's up, Reg? What you need?
What do I need?
He's my man, fool.
He got more authority in here than you do.
-Reg your man now? -Yeah.
Look, man. I don't know what she told you about me.
Oh, now he don't know what I done told...
This is what she told me.
There's two bitch-ass niggas...
Yup, yup!...with little-ass hands
that was trying to cut her out of her portion of the weed money.
The money? The weed money?Yup.
And I said, "Wait a minute, that sounds familiar".
'Cause you know that shit immoral.
You always trying to fuck somebody out of what's rightfully theirs.
What the fuck?
You tryin' to fuck her out her weed money?Yup.
You tried to fuck me out of walking.
I go to get us some weed
and while I'm gone somebody shoots you?
It ain't my fault you in the goddamn wheelchair.
You say wheelchair again,
I'll roll this motherfucker into your ass cavity.
Man, you just saying that 'cause you know I ain't gonna do nothing to you
'cause you sittin' in that goddamn wheelchair. Man, fuck it.
Oh no, baby!
Oh, get him!
[grunting][indistinct shouting]
REG: Now we're here. Oh yeah!
Get this shit off me!TERRI: Get up baby! Don't let his little ass--
Hey stay your ass over there!
I'mma get you!
Hold his... Stop that!
What's wrong with you?
I could shoot him right now, baby.
REG: One more wiggle!
TERRI: Oh!
[panting]
Alright. Alright. That's enough.
Whoo!
Let's make a deal.
Now let's talk business, nigga.
Yo!
[indistinct shouting]
[laughing]
What happened? Shit!
Shit!
What happened?
Oh man.
You was giving it to Reg's ass, man!
A left, a right.
You was Darius Mayweather in this mothafucka.
Did I win?
Nah, man.
He got you on the floor. That was it.
Where they go?
They in the other room.
I'm fuckin' with you! I'm fuckin' with you! I'm fuckin' with you!
They left, man.
They better have left.
Yeah they got outta here.
Good news and bad news.
Bad news, I had to cut that nigga in on a deal.
Good news is, you and Reg, that shit squashed.
Hold up, so you let him roll on us?
You let him roll over on you.
He rolled you left, he rolled you right.
That man is strong from the waist up, man. You don't know.
He was strong from the hips up.
He fucking your girl, man.
Whatever, man. She'll fuck anything.
I don't even fuck with her ragged ass. No way.
Anyway, I promised to get him three pounds as a wedding gift.
Wedding gift? What the fuck? They getting married?
Got your ass. You care!
No, I don't care.
Look at your caring ass, all concerned.
I wish them the best, I mean, if that's what he want.
Hey, you never know.
You care. Well showing how much we're growing
so I said three pounds.
Ain't like Reg can go upstairs and check.
We ain't getting no ramp up in this mothafucka
so you go take more of our weed, mothafucka.
You a vulture, bro.
I don't care, I mean I wish them the best.
[sniffing]
You smell something?
[smoke alarm blaring]Fire! Fire!
Fire! Fire!
Oh shit! Oh shit!
Get something! Get something! All my weed!
[Darius screaming]
Hurry up!
Oh fuck, man!
Shit! Damn!
[sirens wailing]
Oh shit. Oh shit. You hear that?
That's the fire department.Damn, man!
They gonna wanna come in and check around!
DARIUS: Just tell them we got everything under control, man!
PAT: I can't do that shit. They gotta come in. They gotta check it.
-It's they policy! -Well that can't happen.
Oh man, they gonna come in,
they gonna see what we've been doing.
They gonna call the fucking police, man.
Then you going to jail!
I ain't going to jail, I'm snitching on you.
Damn!
Is there a fire?
Please tell me my BBC wolf is okay!
Everything is good. Everything is good.
Bring the hose.
Hose? No, no! No need for a hose!
Right there.
Okay.
So how'd the trashcan catch fire?
[sniffing]
Is that the smell of a leafy substance
resembling that of marijuana?
You have a great nose. And also amazing eyes.
Well what happened was...
we're legal. This is a marijuana card.
Why I got this is because of uh...
A lack of appetite!Lack of appetite.
And what happened was I was smoking
and when I put my weed out
I forgot to put it all the way out. It started a fire.
FIREMAN: Well you can never be too sure those things are fully out.
Next time break it down into smaller pieces before you roll it.
-Will do. -Mhmm.
[mouthing]
We're all good here.
He smoke...
He is dreamy.
You're amazing!
How did you think... You thought of this?
How did you do that, man?
Double lucky blessings.
Don't you start with that again, man.
I don't care how you came up with it. It's brilliant.
Alright?
Now look.What's up?
Matt said he gonna send somebody here tomorrow
to check out them damn filters.
I just hope the weed last overnight.
Ah!
Did you just say, "I hope the weed lasts overnight"?
DARIUS: Nah, your hearing aid's messing up.
I said I hope we last overnight.
We last overnight.Us.
Did you also say... that someone was coming to fix the filters?
Heat filters.Heat filters.
Oh no. Oh no.
And all those lights that you hauled off of the hydro truck.
Maybe I think I should just call Henry's people.
And maybe I'm gonna call the cops
and I'm just gonna tell them that they should walk around...
Oh come on, man!
I am disappointed!
-What? -You would lie to me, BBC?
Who's BBC?
That's me.BBC?
A big black...
...chocolate.Chocolate.
Wolf.Wolf.
Mmm!
You know, I did not get to be this old by being dumb.
I think it is time we...
cut the crap!
And we just get down to business!
Business?Bid-ness!
See, I tried to tell you.
See I can act as if...
I don't know anything's going on.
I think you know where this is going.
Oh, okay. I get it.
What is it going to take for you not to know anything?
You.
-What? -You.
Wait, wait, listen. Listen to me. Listen to me. Look up.
We have a lot of money. We have a lot of weed.
I don't need your money. I got a lot of money.
And I don't smoke weed. I drink.
I need a hit of that.
Deal!
Deal?
We'll take it.
My house.Your house?
We'll be at my house.
Yeah, BBC. Go and handle that.
What the fuck? So I save your ass and you give my ass away?
What type of shit...Handle that.
[woman squealing happily]
MAN: So I just set the ventilation system back on.
You guys feel better now?
Oh yeah. I feel much better.
As a matter of fact, I'm a little cold but I like it.
How you feel, D?
Like a rape victim.
Like somebody took something from a nigga.
You feel like a pimp now? Do I owe you some money?
If I had to I would take one for the team too.
Nigga, I took one for the whole league!
Oh man. I'm so glad you guys made it.
I thought you were goners.
I got out just in time to see your old lady pull up.
Bro, you don't wanna know what happened. Trust me.
He ain't gonna tell you.
You guys, if I could give you a sitrep?
Give us what?
A sitrep. A situation report.
You know. A status of operation.
Aw shit. Don't you come with this conspiracy shit like this nigga.
What do you mean?
The bad news is that you guys did lose the one room to the fire.
But the good news is that I checked up on all the other
six rooms and they're all according to plan.
Yeah well now we just need to clip some of these big water leaves
'cause they're blocking direct light.
Well let's go ahead and get started on this room.
Get all those old plants out there
and paint the room up again.
Let's do it.
[sad music plays]
[hard metal music plays]
Seriously?
♪ I'll do anything you want me to ♪
♪ Do
♪ I'm getting off because I'm being used ♪
♪ By you
♪ We could do anything you wanted to ♪
♪ Do
♪ We could do anything you wanted to ♪
[insects buzzing]
♪ Get up, get ready
♪ Ooh, get up, get ready
♪ Ooh, get up, get ready ♪
♪ Be ready
♪ Be ready for a heart attack ♪
[water dripping] ♪ Heart attack
Guys. Guys, wake up!
What's up, Chris?Guys, wake up!
What up, man?
CHRIS: We got a leak.
We got a what?
Wake up! Come on, wake up!
Oh shit!
I gotta take a leak.
[alarm beeping]
Shit.
That's not gonna get the job done.
Every little bit counts!
What the hell is you doing?
You said every little bit counts.
Oh damn!
Sorry, I left the damn water timer on manual.
What's that smell?
Smells like chemicals.
Just smells like weed and spray to me.
Spray?
There was some flies all on the weed
so I went on ahead and sprayed the bug spray on it.
What kind of bug spray?
The bug spray I saw in the garage. The Bugged Out.
You sprayed... You sprayed all of this with Bug Out?
No. Just this room.
Thank God.
Why, what's wrong?
All of the plants in this room are ruined.
Really?
What? Wait.Yeah, really.
All these plants we have to throw in the trash.
Why would you do that?
I was just trying to help!
And why the hell would you listen to me anyway?
I ain't got no high school education.
Darius!
Okay.
He doesn't have a high school education?
No he don't. He don't have...
That's sad. But this is fucked. We're fucked.
What, you can't fix it? So all this goes in the trash?
CHRIS: That's it. We're in the harvest phase now.
Boys, we got one week left until the finish line.
Oh that's crazy. I didn't realize till just now what day that was.
The 20th.It's the 20th.
Yeah.
Like... it's trippy, right?
What's trippy? It's the 20th. What?
It's 4-20. That's like the weed holiday.
Yeah.
Well fire it up then!
Yeah let's fire it up. I'm out.
So we got a grow room with no weed?
That's like having a strip club...
with no strippers.
[breathes shakily]
Are you okay?
Give me a second. Give me a second.
Ain't no Bugged Out ever hurt nobody.
Shit.
Ain't about to waste all this good weed
that I raised from babies.
The hell they think I am? A deadbeat dad?
I'm there for my kids.
Whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey!
Gimme the scissors.
Damn!
Why we can't just snatch 'em up right now?
'Cause that's like pedophilia, man. These are babies.
That's like touching little babies.
I wouldn't go that damn far.
That's what it is, man.
Come on.
Alright, maybe we can take one off of like the tippy top
'cause they matured a little bit more.
Yes! Lord, forgive us for touching the babies.
[indistinct shouting]
What was that?God?
That wasn't God. That was coming from outside.
Damn.
♪ My weed man got the hookup♪
♪ Rolling up another pound every time you look up♪
♪ Big ass joints, them ones that leave you shook up♪
♪ So much weight that now I'm doing kush-ups♪
♪ Kush ups, 'bout to roll a whole book up♪
♪ Looking for me, I was at the crib doing kush ups♪
♪ Kush ups, 'bout to roll a whole book up♪
♪ Looking for me, I was at the crib doing♪
Darius!
What the hell is you doing, man?
I love this Bugged Out!
This Bugged Out is wonderful!
CHRIS: He say Bugged Out?
Oh shit, man. I told him to throw that weed away
but he smoked the Bugged Out weed.
All that chemical shit, man. That's like PCP.
Darius, come over here right now!
Yo, who are you? Are you his hype man?
Are you his pimp? Are you his bitch?
Then shut the fuck up and let him get turnt up.
♪ Tai-Bo, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
♪ Working out, chiefin' up
♪ Creepin' up, keepin' up
Say ho!
Ho!Ho!
Say ho! Ho!
Ho! Ho!
D! Would you stop, please?
PCP, you drawing too much attention. What's wrong...Baby!
Okay, what is going on?
I got you baby.Pull!
With that?
Yeah with that. That right there.
That's a rap concert.
A rap concert?
Wow, okay.
Yo, yo!
This is my first and probably my last.
-BBC! BBC! Ho! Baby... -Give it up!
Oh my god. Mrs. Gilliam.
We trying to change some things in the community.
It's kinda dead around here and I figure we liven it up.
As much as I appreciate the free entertainment,
it's amazing, I'm really proud of you guys,
but the property value is going down as we speak.
So, could you guys just keep it down a little bit?
I really would appreciate that. Thank you.
Mrs. Gilliam! Mrs Gilliam!
Oh my God.
Man, I just don't get how the hell I get out there
in the middle of the driveway like that.
And what the hell I'm doing with this Shake Weight?
That weed worked for you, man.
I mean, if that's what all rap music is like I'm a rap fan.
Look, do not encourage his ass.
I think I can get into it.
You felt it? Was it that good?
What you was doing with the Shake Weight is bugging the fuck out.
You jeopardized this whole grow, man.
Do not bring unwanted attention to your grow house.
And that shit was unwanted.
You're right. I'm sorry. My fault.
I mean, first things first. We have to finish this harvest, guys.
Then we can give everybody they cut. Can't wait to do that.
Hey look at the bright side. At least we had a successful grow.
No.
Sort of. If you wanna call it that.
Hey, why Snoop ain't called me yet?
Guys, we still have stuff left to do here, so...
Speaking of Snoop... hit him up, and hit your girl...
...ex-girl...Right.
and let 'em know everything be ready for the payout on the 20th.
This damn house will be done by then too.
♪
Hey, what time is everybody supposed to show up?
Well I told everybody around 4:00.
That way they have they weed around 4:20.
Oh that's trippy. I like it.
It's a good idea we didn't dry that weed all the way.
The more it weigh, the less we pay.
Think about all the weed we lost, man.
The fire.
The mold.
The flood!
The Bugged Out.
Most of all, all the unexpected partners we acquired.
Matter of fact I had to pay Mrs. Gilliam off.
That should account for everything.
She's kinda sexy for her age. Is she flexible?
Depends.
Depends on what?
No it depends on if she's wearing Depends 'cause when she ain't...
What does that have...Listen!
Whatever happened, happened, man.
We lose, we lose. Ain't no going back on it, man.
I don't know about that.
Why don't we try to call Snoop back up?
Try to re-un-negotiate the deal?
Re-un-negotiate?
You know what, he was cool as hell about this whole thing.
He ain't called us one time. Give it a try!
Yeah, let me hit him up.
You know, what he gonna say?
Tell him we took a...
Hello? Oh, it's voicemail.
...paper right now.
But if this is about my paper, leave me a message
and I'll get back at you.
Yeah, um... Let's just talk to him man-to-man.
What about Matt's piece? I mean, we gotta get paid.
Come on, man!
Of course we gonna take care of you, bro.
You're a real nigga. I fucked with you my nigga.
I don't know what that means but I really enjoyed this experience.
It was good working with you people.
You people? The fuck you mean by "You people," bro?
Huh?
I just meant like you people, like my people.
You're my people... not my people.
What the fuck you mean by "Your people," man?
I don't mean like I own...
What the fuck you mean "You own"?
No I just meant we're all people.[doorbell rings]
What you mean, man? Huh?
I really don't care. I'm mixed. I'm gonna get the doorbell.
I'm not mixed, bro.
I didn't mean anything.
What you mean about you ain't mean anything?
That's exactly what it sounds like.
What the fuck you mean "exactly" though?
I'm sorry.
PAT: What the fuck you mean by you sorry, bro?
It means I apologize.
I'll get the weed.
Here it is.
Thank you, brotha.
A'ight. Everybody gonna get they share as soon as Snoop gets here.
Yeah, that's the plan, we sticking to it.
Listen, if you really think Snoop is about to come here
to pick up some weed, you'sa lame.
[doorbell rings]
What's that?I'll get the door.
Wonder who that could be.
See? Shut the fuck up, boo.
Well happy 4-20 everybody.
What's up, Snoop.
Hey, what's up, Nephew.
-Snoop! -Grown Gangsta.
Hi, Snoop.
Well hello, sunshine.
Snoop?Mhmm?
Can me and Darius holla at you in the kitchen right quick?
Oh man, whatever you like, man. Show me where to get there.
"Hi, Snoop."
What?
Snoop's supposed to walk in, I'm supposed to act like I don't know who Snoop is?
Bitch, this ain't Walmart. He don't need no greeter.
Want something to drink, man?
Turkey sandwich?
You said we had some tuna... We have some tuna left. Want some tuna?
No, no, no. I just want my shit. Where my weed at?
Oh.
So we getting right down to it. Um, Snoop...
...we agreed on half, right?
Yeah. That's what I'm leaving with. Half, right?
TERRI: Okay but that's Snoop Dogg.
I'm just supposed to say nothing?
You supposed to play your position.
Why are you always tripping?
Bitch, I can't trip.
I know we agreed on half, but things ain't go how we thought they'd go.
We was talking 'bout half and third, I'm thinkin' more like the third, y'know.
Grown Gangsta.
I'm mothafuckin' disappointed with you, nigga.
Nah, nah. What he said he was just thinking about the third, Snoop.
Y'know, man. But he gonna keep it one hundred.
'Cause Grown Gangsta say you always keep it one hundred with him, man.
Day one.We really just wanted
to show you the kitchen, man.
Yeah, you ain't even know this was a refrigerator.
See? We got you.
Okay well then get back to the living room.
PAT: Alright, Chris. Let's break it up.
Snoop, the take was twenty pounds.
That entitles you to ten, bro.
Oh man.
It is so beautiful doing business with y'all, man.
It's a treat when playas meet.
Grown Gangsta, that mix-tape, I'm fuckin' with you
but you better thank this nigga Pat, man.
He really got your back, man. He give a fuck about you.
Yeah.
I'm outta here. Let's roll.
Bye Snoop!Alright baby.
PAT: Chris.
Seven pounds over there for you, brother.
Oh, for real?Wait, nuh-uh.
For real nothing. Seven pounds from where?
Yeah wait. Hold up.
How'd you come up with that?
That ain't adding up, homeboy.
Okay, all the equipment, the setup, him dealing with the grow house day to day,
that's seven pounds right there, homie.
Appreciate you.It's been fun, man.
If we do this again maybe you guys will end up with something, y'know?
Ha!
So... what about ours?
Terri and Reg.
Mhmm.
Three pounds.
DARIUS: Not a seed more.
I hope you got your shit outta here
because I'm about to lock it up. Give me the keys.
Listen, while you working on the house,
go on ahead and throw in some ratchet locks.
And work on your feet.
And his toenails. Then on his fingers.
Goodbye.
Damn.
Whoo!
Damn.
I feel like Lebron right before he won the big one, man.
We was so close!
Look at this.
Says right here,
"In the end, the happiest day of your grow is after step ten."
Do I look happy?
What the hell is you smiling 'bout?
All that shit we been through
and all you got to show for it is that one damn blunt.
Not exactly.
What?
We still got two pounds we didn't know we had.
How's that? We weighed it all out.
We still had that Bugged Out in the garage.
I ain't smokin' that.
I ain't either.
Huh?
Oh! You switched...
You happy now, ain't you?
Hell yeah I'm happy!
I know you is.
You a smart mothafucka, man!
Hey, man, I learned from the best, bro.
We learned from each other, bro.
My man.Let me hit that. Let me hit that.
Nope.Let me hit that.
Wow, you guys look happy.
Actually it's our last day disturbing your neighborhood.
We moving out.
Mhmm. So the crop must be done.
Don't think that because I don't get out the house much
that I don't know what you guys have going on over here.
Uh-huh.
I smoke too sometimes.
Are you kidding me? I had no idea.
-[door opens] -DARIUS: Uh-oh.
Where we goin?
Wanna hit it?
[chuckles]
So, question. What we gonna call it?
I got the perfect name.
PAT: What?
Abracadabra.
-Oh my god. -Abracadabra?
Abracadabra.
I like it though. It's like magic, huh?
I like it too. It has a little ring to it.
Because we ain't have no weed
and you made some appear out of no-damn-where.
Happy 4-20!
Happy 4-20, bro.
Happy 4-20.Hell yeah.
Hold up.Who's that?
Mrs. Gilliam, man.
Shit, she's sayin'...
BBC?
"Hey, don't forget about me."
-[phone buzzes] -Is that a picture?
MADISON: What is BBC?Oh! Oh!
Get my runnin' shoes! Get my runnin' shoes!
Bye, bitch!Go get my runnin' shoes!
Now I'm tripping!
Whoa! I'm trying to charge up turbo boost.
Oh shit!
Shit!
Oh shit!
Baby, get your running shoes on there!
♪ Oh! Kill 'em with the shoulders ♪
♪ Kill 'em with the shoulders ♪
Nigga, I can hear him!
-Come on, man. -Hey, what?
[laughing]
♪ Kill 'em with the shoulders ♪
-For real? -Yeah, go on.
-For your boy? -Take it!
You a real nigga, man.
That's what my girlfriends call me.
♪ You can do it like that or you can do it like this ♪
You ain't got no money.
Yo, let me see the rope print around your neck.
God damn.
Say that again.
This nigga said "Let me see the rope print." God damn.
Say that again.
The rope print around your neck.
♪ Here we go, this that shit ♪
♪ That'll fill the whole block and light it up ♪
There's one condition with that money, now.
What's that?
Damn, I forgot what the condition was.
Hit the blunt again!
♪ 'Cause I'ma get this off,
♪ Don't get too close 'cause I set this off ♪
♪ And take my crew and do what we do, ♪
♪ And make a little dance for you ♪
♪ One, two, three, four
♪ To all the party people
♪ When I make that sound, woo woo ♪
♪ Everybody breaks it down
♪ Look back at it, stand tall ♪
♪ Little Duval, Big Snoop Dogg ♪
♪ Kill 'em with the Roller,
♪ 'Nuff said, now kill 'em with the shoulders♪
♪ Kill 'em with the shoulders ♪
♪ Yeah, kill 'em with the shoulders ♪
♪ Look back now, kill 'em with the shoulders ♪
♪ Kill 'em with the shoulders ♪
♪ Drop it down, now kill 'em with the shoulders ♪
♪ Kill 'em with the shoulders ♪
♪ Pick it up, now kill 'em with the shoulders ♪
♪ Kill 'em with the shoulders ♪
♪ Everybody in this bitch, kill 'em with the shoulders ♪
♪ Shoulders, shoulders
♪ Yeah
♪ It's not hard to do
♪ We been doing this shit for a long time ♪
♪ Ay, Lil Duval
♪ You know what it is nigga ♪
♪ Hahaha
♪ Now kill em with the shoulders ♪
♪ Kill 'em with the shoulders ♪
♪ You gotta kill 'em with the shoulders ♪
♪ Kill 'em with the shoulders ♪
♪ You gotta kill 'em with the shoulders ♪
♪ Kill 'em with the shoulders ♪
♪ Yeah