1 00:00:05,653 --> 00:00:07,716 Previously on Billions... 2 00:00:07,800 --> 00:00:08,966 This place doesn't feel very much 3 00:00:09,049 --> 00:00:10,466 like a home to me right now. 4 00:00:10,549 --> 00:00:13,007 Don't put our home up for sale. 5 00:00:13,091 --> 00:00:15,675 A very interesting set of permits just got expedited. 6 00:00:15,758 --> 00:00:18,591 The beneficiary? One Charles Rhoades, Senior. 7 00:00:18,675 --> 00:00:21,132 Qatar State Bank is going to be taken off the restricted list 8 00:00:21,216 --> 00:00:23,257 and it's ready to give you a sweetheart of a loan. 9 00:00:23,341 --> 00:00:25,132 That does bring a grin. 10 00:00:25,216 --> 00:00:26,925 Are you sure about this? 11 00:00:27,007 --> 00:00:29,299 Got it straight from the Secretary Of The Treasury. 12 00:00:29,383 --> 00:00:32,299 What do Jock Jeffcoat and his disciples have on you? 13 00:00:32,383 --> 00:00:34,925 Jock threatened to freeze funds, delay funds, yank funds. 14 00:00:35,007 --> 00:00:36,675 Axe is coming for you now. 15 00:00:36,758 --> 00:00:39,424 He said you chose your father over your business. 16 00:00:39,508 --> 00:00:41,007 I'm sorry it worked out this way. 17 00:00:41,091 --> 00:00:42,925 My enemies seemed to have found a way 18 00:00:43,007 --> 00:00:44,925 to aim the government at us like a nuclear weapon. 19 00:00:45,007 --> 00:00:47,181 Do you have any fucking idea what you've done? 20 00:00:47,216 --> 00:00:50,257 - Hey! - Leave her alone, you fucking goon! 21 00:00:50,341 --> 00:00:51,341 Fuck you, Bill! 22 00:00:51,424 --> 00:00:52,925 I am gonna kick your ass! 23 00:00:53,007 --> 00:00:54,383 Let's do it in the ring then, fucknut! 24 00:00:54,466 --> 00:00:56,800 Any time, any place, motherfucker! 25 00:00:56,883 --> 00:00:58,174 You're a garbage person, Wendy. 26 00:00:58,257 --> 00:01:01,257 That's what you are. It's what you all are! 27 00:01:21,049 --> 00:01:24,299 Dudley Mafee and Dollar Bill Stearn... 28 00:01:24,383 --> 00:01:27,800 shall meet in this cathedral of la dolce scienza, 29 00:01:27,883 --> 00:01:31,341 in a bout of pugilism to satisfy grudges, 30 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:33,341 to excite the imagination of the sporting public 31 00:01:33,424 --> 00:01:34,800 and in the good name of charity. 32 00:01:34,883 --> 00:01:36,174 Shall we discuss glove weight? 33 00:01:36,257 --> 00:01:37,841 Let's go with 8's. See some blood. 34 00:01:37,925 --> 00:01:39,424 No headgear, of course. 35 00:01:39,508 --> 00:01:41,132 Of course. Gotta see the punches land. 36 00:01:41,216 --> 00:01:42,800 Then it's 16's, jackass. 37 00:01:42,883 --> 00:01:44,383 Do you want them to break their moneymakers? 38 00:01:44,466 --> 00:01:45,758 Fine. Fuck. 39 00:01:45,841 --> 00:01:47,732 As for the purse and ticket sales... 40 00:01:47,767 --> 00:01:50,007 Sixty-forty to the winner, allocated to the charity of their choice. 41 00:01:50,091 --> 00:01:51,841 That's a gutless split, Wagner. 42 00:01:51,925 --> 00:01:53,466 But then, it's gonna be a sad day in Palookaville 43 00:01:53,549 --> 00:01:55,591 when your washed-up Louis meets his Marciano. 44 00:01:56,380 --> 00:01:57,383 Sweetheart. 45 00:01:57,466 --> 00:01:59,174 I've known that traitorous dog Mafee for many years, 46 00:01:59,257 --> 00:02:01,174 and I promise you, that jaw of his 47 00:02:01,257 --> 00:02:03,800 is fragile as Murano blown glass. 48 00:02:03,883 --> 00:02:06,549 Blown Glass, that was your fraternity nickname wasn't it? 49 00:02:06,633 --> 00:02:08,633 Nope. Algonquin Ass-Eater. 50 00:02:08,716 --> 00:02:10,132 75-25. 51 00:02:10,216 --> 00:02:11,383 Screw it. Winner take all. 52 00:02:11,466 --> 00:02:12,966 Done. Care to make a side wager? 53 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:15,633 Fifty grand? 54 00:02:15,716 --> 00:02:17,174 Thanks, Sparky. 55 00:02:26,132 --> 00:02:28,591 Wake up. 56 00:02:31,091 --> 00:02:32,883 The fuck are you doing? 57 00:02:32,966 --> 00:02:35,091 Sneaking in here like Versace! 58 00:02:35,174 --> 00:02:38,049 Versace was the victim. Cunanan was the killer. 59 00:02:38,132 --> 00:02:40,925 We're here to make you the killer! 60 00:02:41,890 --> 00:02:44,049 - Bill, who are these men? - Nothing to fear, miss. 61 00:02:44,132 --> 00:02:47,132 We're just gonna turn your husband into a man. 62 00:02:53,883 --> 00:02:55,424 Lock and load. 63 00:02:56,772 --> 00:02:58,883 This isn't the easy path! 64 00:02:59,007 --> 00:03:02,675 This is the warpath... this is your attack on the day! 65 00:03:02,758 --> 00:03:04,174 I can't feel my face. 66 00:03:04,257 --> 00:03:06,299 The effects of a sedentary lifestyle. 67 00:03:06,921 --> 00:03:09,925 - Push through it. - We all have dragons to fight! 68 00:03:10,007 --> 00:03:11,841 When you can't feel your face, 69 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:13,299 that means you need to go harder! 70 00:03:13,383 --> 00:03:15,633 Tut tut. 71 00:03:18,758 --> 00:03:20,466 Bubbler, one-hitter, 72 00:03:20,549 --> 00:03:22,257 indica vape, sativa vape, 73 00:03:22,341 --> 00:03:25,675 gummies, tincture, Long Bong Holmes. 74 00:03:26,692 --> 00:03:29,998 This one is 20-1 THC/CBD, 75 00:03:30,033 --> 00:03:31,424 great for creative thinking. 76 00:03:31,508 --> 00:03:32,883 And you want this one... 77 00:03:32,966 --> 00:03:37,424 which has a ratio of 100-1 for sleep. 78 00:03:37,508 --> 00:03:41,007 I'm in training now so I have to off-load all my jazz cabbage. 79 00:03:41,091 --> 00:03:42,591 Use 'em in good health. 80 00:03:42,675 --> 00:03:45,174 And get the fuck out of here before anyone shows up for work. 81 00:03:45,257 --> 00:03:47,966 Awesome, dude. Much appreciated. 82 00:03:48,049 --> 00:03:49,549 Very sick. 83 00:03:52,216 --> 00:03:55,049 Actually... 84 00:03:55,132 --> 00:03:56,424 One won't hurt, right? 85 00:03:56,508 --> 00:03:59,925 I mean, it might, right? 86 00:04:06,966 --> 00:04:08,716 Top o' the morning. 87 00:04:22,042 --> 00:04:23,383 You gonna get to it? 88 00:04:24,017 --> 00:04:26,216 - Huh? - We just warmed up, 89 00:04:26,299 --> 00:04:28,841 ran the whole loop and you haven't said shit. 90 00:04:29,968 --> 00:04:31,216 The absolute last thing I need 91 00:04:31,299 --> 00:04:34,007 is a jogging buddy who's less talkative than Ghost Dog. 92 00:04:34,857 --> 00:04:37,132 I didn't sign up for the coffee klatch run. 93 00:04:39,633 --> 00:04:41,675 You don't have a lot of female friends, do you? 94 00:04:41,758 --> 00:04:45,591 Some. I just... I just... don't keep up with them very much. 95 00:04:46,702 --> 00:04:48,758 Yeah. Guy friends are easier. 96 00:04:49,353 --> 00:04:51,132 Once you make it clear that you won't be smashing, 97 00:04:51,216 --> 00:04:53,341 they're like herding puppies. 98 00:04:58,483 --> 00:04:59,925 How are you getting out of bed? 99 00:05:02,132 --> 00:05:05,216 Mafee eviscerated you in front of everyone. 100 00:05:05,299 --> 00:05:08,216 After you'd already been wrecked by your husband on TV. 101 00:05:08,299 --> 00:05:10,007 Well, Mafee... I actually earned that. 102 00:05:10,091 --> 00:05:12,758 Fuck no. Mafee's a child. 103 00:05:12,841 --> 00:05:15,633 And the shit he said to you was fucking abusive. 104 00:05:16,994 --> 00:05:18,174 I don't know what happened, 105 00:05:18,257 --> 00:05:22,341 but whatever it was, you were protecting Axe Cap. 106 00:05:23,476 --> 00:05:24,966 And you held firm as fuck. 107 00:05:28,042 --> 00:05:30,341 Thank you. I'm glad if it seemed that way. 108 00:05:32,230 --> 00:05:34,132 But I'm not really holding very firm. 109 00:05:35,913 --> 00:05:37,633 In any way. 110 00:05:38,534 --> 00:05:41,174 But if I try to talk it out any more right now... I think... 111 00:05:42,665 --> 00:05:44,633 You'll collapse? 112 00:05:49,116 --> 00:05:52,424 Well we can't have that. 113 00:05:52,508 --> 00:05:54,591 That's probably enough sharing for today. 114 00:05:55,108 --> 00:05:56,883 C'mon. 115 00:06:02,883 --> 00:06:04,299 Got you the usual. 116 00:06:04,383 --> 00:06:06,451 Chai for you and a double espresso for pops. 117 00:06:06,486 --> 00:06:07,716 Only the chai. 118 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,424 You no longer have to remember the other order. 119 00:06:09,508 --> 00:06:11,007 In fact, I'd prefer you stop bringing it. 120 00:06:25,758 --> 00:06:28,132 Ah. 121 00:06:30,174 --> 00:06:32,049 Thought you might be in need of a hearty breakfast 122 00:06:32,132 --> 00:06:33,675 after your run. 123 00:06:33,758 --> 00:06:35,824 Even got that bread you like from She Wolf. 124 00:06:42,091 --> 00:06:45,508 This is all either too soon or too late. 125 00:06:45,591 --> 00:06:48,466 Or maybe it's just a moment of warmth, of connection. 126 00:06:48,549 --> 00:06:49,841 To show you I appreciate... 127 00:06:49,925 --> 00:06:51,341 It's like the end of Speed-The-Plow. 128 00:06:51,424 --> 00:06:52,883 Remember we used to see plays together? 129 00:06:52,966 --> 00:06:54,966 "Would you of gone to bed with me, I didn't do your book." 130 00:06:55,614 --> 00:06:58,675 I can't separate the gesture from the situation. 131 00:06:58,758 --> 00:07:01,424 Uh-huh. And what is the situation, exactly? 132 00:07:01,508 --> 00:07:03,257 You don't want us to sell the house. 133 00:07:03,341 --> 00:07:06,132 You want me to remember it's "home." 134 00:07:06,216 --> 00:07:07,675 But that couple wants to make us an offer. 135 00:07:07,758 --> 00:07:11,758 And if they come in at our number, I want us to take it. 136 00:07:15,216 --> 00:07:17,341 It is "home." 137 00:07:17,969 --> 00:07:21,549 - For us and the kids. - It was. 138 00:07:21,633 --> 00:07:22,966 They want to come back and see the place. 139 00:07:23,049 --> 00:07:25,174 We need to make it available one night this week. 140 00:07:31,311 --> 00:07:34,007 - Live auction? - Yep. I'm now the proud owner 141 00:07:34,091 --> 00:07:38,549 of Lot B34750942D. For 860. 142 00:07:38,633 --> 00:07:40,841 Pricey. But worth it if this goes the way we hope... 143 00:07:42,424 --> 00:07:43,883 Let's talk fracking... 144 00:07:43,966 --> 00:07:45,299 Nothing to say, since it's been banned. 145 00:07:45,383 --> 00:07:46,716 But refining natural gas products 146 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,132 that have been fracked elsewhere 147 00:07:48,216 --> 00:07:49,549 is still legal in this state. 148 00:07:49,633 --> 00:07:51,341 So why do you want to be short the refiners? 149 00:07:51,424 --> 00:07:53,716 Over time they're a loser. 150 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:55,132 This bullshit is going to crush our position. 151 00:07:55,216 --> 00:07:57,508 Taylor's driving it down on purpose. To frag us. 152 00:07:57,591 --> 00:07:59,216 The bill in the state legislature right now 153 00:07:59,299 --> 00:08:01,424 to ban fracking... I'm betting it passes... 154 00:08:01,508 --> 00:08:02,841 Fossil fuels are a dead end. 155 00:08:02,925 --> 00:08:04,633 As was my time at Axe Capital. 156 00:08:04,716 --> 00:08:06,424 What was the story there? 157 00:08:06,508 --> 00:08:08,633 You were at one of the most successful funds ever... 158 00:08:08,716 --> 00:08:10,257 The Celtics were dominant for a long time, 159 00:08:10,341 --> 00:08:11,633 and then they weren't. 160 00:08:11,716 --> 00:08:13,591 And Bobby Axelrod is no Larry Bird. 161 00:08:13,675 --> 00:08:15,216 Whoa. So you went out on your own. 162 00:08:15,299 --> 00:08:17,216 - That's a big move. - I wasn't going to stick around 163 00:08:17,299 --> 00:08:19,091 while that company ran itself into the ground. 164 00:08:19,174 --> 00:08:21,091 I was going to launch a new thing into the stratosphere. 165 00:08:21,174 --> 00:08:22,925 Wait. Wait. Wait... Are you saying 166 00:08:23,007 --> 00:08:25,216 that Axe Capital is driving itself into the ground? 167 00:08:25,299 --> 00:08:27,091 Bobby Axelrod was my teacher, 168 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:29,716 so I have a certain amount of nostalgic respect for him. 169 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:31,966 But he's a dinosaur. 170 00:08:32,049 --> 00:08:33,800 So. Like any good student, 171 00:08:33,883 --> 00:08:35,883 I learned what I could from him and moved on. 172 00:08:35,966 --> 00:08:37,675 The smart money will do the same. 173 00:08:37,758 --> 00:08:39,466 The smarter money will do it first. 174 00:08:39,549 --> 00:08:42,049 Enough of this fucking horseshit. 175 00:08:42,132 --> 00:08:44,466 You need to cut the head off of this snake right fucking now. 176 00:08:44,549 --> 00:08:46,299 This aggression will not stand... 177 00:08:46,383 --> 00:08:49,216 Okay. Personal attacks aside, thoughts? 178 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:53,424 Shit. 179 00:08:53,508 --> 00:08:55,424 I'll say it since the rest of you 180 00:08:55,508 --> 00:08:57,966 are wimpier than George McFly at prom: 181 00:08:58,049 --> 00:09:00,424 We've got to get out of our New York refinery positions. 182 00:09:00,508 --> 00:09:02,633 No, Bonnie. That's just one investor talking. 183 00:09:02,716 --> 00:09:04,966 We can push back. We'll win this thing. 184 00:09:05,518 --> 00:09:07,966 Wags, figure out how to use lobbyists 185 00:09:08,049 --> 00:09:11,299 to move the legislature through regular political channels. 186 00:09:11,383 --> 00:09:15,257 Victor, figure out how to move 'em your way. 187 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:23,675 Albany's completely split on the issue. 188 00:09:23,758 --> 00:09:26,591 It'll likely come down to the governor, and he's agnostic. 189 00:09:26,675 --> 00:09:28,216 The Street is split too. 190 00:09:28,299 --> 00:09:29,591 Do you have intel? 191 00:09:29,675 --> 00:09:32,424 - Not intel. No. - I'm confused. 192 00:09:32,508 --> 00:09:34,216 You're jumping into the scrum with the score tied. 193 00:09:34,299 --> 00:09:35,716 Based on percentages, we could get killed. 194 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:37,633 And you just put a target on us. 195 00:09:37,716 --> 00:09:40,049 This isn't just about the refineries, is it? 196 00:09:40,132 --> 00:09:42,883 Correct. This is not the time to sit back and lick our wounds. 197 00:09:42,966 --> 00:09:44,633 We need to go on the offensive, dictate the action. 198 00:09:44,716 --> 00:09:45,883 I've never seen you like this before. 199 00:09:45,966 --> 00:09:47,257 Like? 200 00:09:47,341 --> 00:09:49,341 Cold. Openly vindictive. 201 00:09:49,424 --> 00:09:50,424 You've also never seen them cut off 202 00:09:50,508 --> 00:09:52,508 their own father's head before... 203 00:09:52,591 --> 00:09:54,633 Uh, shit, sorry... 204 00:09:54,716 --> 00:09:56,675 No. You're right. 205 00:09:56,758 --> 00:09:58,424 I wasn't born with a broadsword in my hand 206 00:09:58,508 --> 00:10:00,841 but I was forced to learn how to wield one, so I did. 207 00:10:00,925 --> 00:10:02,633 And now I'm going full Sir Tristram de Lyones 208 00:10:02,716 --> 00:10:04,091 until I pierce Axe's shield 209 00:10:04,174 --> 00:10:06,549 and drive it into his motherfucking heart. 210 00:10:23,883 --> 00:10:25,549 I do like the war talk... 211 00:10:25,633 --> 00:10:27,091 I've been thinking about how they set me up. 212 00:10:27,174 --> 00:10:28,675 Replaying it. I can't believe how 213 00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:30,299 they targeted the strike so precisely. 214 00:10:30,383 --> 00:10:31,925 That Wendy was that cold. 215 00:10:32,007 --> 00:10:34,383 She built a psych matrix on you over years. 216 00:10:34,466 --> 00:10:36,508 That's how she knew exactly how to hurt you. 217 00:10:36,591 --> 00:10:39,591 Yes. That's right. She used everything. 218 00:10:39,675 --> 00:10:42,466 It will not go unreciprocated. 219 00:10:43,549 --> 00:10:45,091 No. Hang back for now. 220 00:10:45,174 --> 00:10:47,591 We need all our focus on the refineries. 221 00:10:56,049 --> 00:10:57,591 Axe, I'm so sorry, 222 00:10:57,675 --> 00:10:59,174 I had no idea that was gonna happen. 223 00:10:59,257 --> 00:11:00,675 Wh... What was I gonna do? I couldn't stop it. 224 00:11:00,758 --> 00:11:02,591 Hey. It was good TV, I'm not blaming you. 225 00:11:02,675 --> 00:11:04,174 But you've got to give me equal time tomorrow. 226 00:11:04,257 --> 00:11:06,007 Shouldn't be a problem. 227 00:11:06,091 --> 00:11:08,790 One snake's head ready to be chopped. 228 00:11:09,145 --> 00:11:11,758 - Brief me. - Head of the Board of Elections is deciding 229 00:11:11,841 --> 00:11:13,383 whether to allow blockchain technology... 230 00:11:13,466 --> 00:11:15,132 voting from mobile phones. 231 00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:17,132 You could've delegated this to me. 232 00:11:17,216 --> 00:11:19,549 Business of elections is my bailiwick. 233 00:11:19,633 --> 00:11:21,424 Got a hanging chad framed in my study. 234 00:11:21,765 --> 00:11:23,549 You would, Colonel Jackboot. 235 00:11:23,633 --> 00:11:26,216 Nothing like suppressing the voice of the disenfranchised... 236 00:11:26,299 --> 00:11:29,132 No, we should let people too lazy or stupid to even register 237 00:11:29,216 --> 00:11:31,591 vote from their cell phones, so fraud runs rampant... 238 00:11:31,675 --> 00:11:33,007 This needs to be punted down the road 239 00:11:33,091 --> 00:11:35,132 until tech and security concerns are better vetted, 240 00:11:35,216 --> 00:11:36,883 so let's just button it up with a quick 'no'... 241 00:11:36,884 --> 00:11:38,084 _ 242 00:11:39,216 --> 00:11:41,549 Chuck, welcome. 243 00:11:41,633 --> 00:11:44,549 Hap. Uh. I thought this was to be our meeting... 244 00:11:45,341 --> 00:11:46,591 My apologies, Chuck, 245 00:11:46,675 --> 00:11:48,424 but I'm here on behalf of the DOJ, 246 00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:51,216 which has grave concerns about mobile voting... 247 00:11:51,299 --> 00:11:53,074 Uh. You mean Jock Jeffcoat does. 248 00:11:53,109 --> 00:11:54,341 Yes, he does. 249 00:11:54,424 --> 00:11:56,633 Given our heightened issues with cybersecurity... 250 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:59,675 should we really trust our entire electoral system to mobile voting? 251 00:11:59,758 --> 00:12:02,633 I admit, I share the Attorney General's objection. 252 00:12:02,716 --> 00:12:04,341 Uh-huh. 253 00:12:06,299 --> 00:12:10,883 Well I have an equally pressing concern... democracy. 254 00:12:10,966 --> 00:12:12,841 And inclusiveness. 255 00:12:12,925 --> 00:12:15,299 Which is why it's vital we approve mobile voting... 256 00:12:15,383 --> 00:12:17,049 This is about more people voting. 257 00:12:17,132 --> 00:12:18,633 Which is the American ideal. 258 00:12:18,716 --> 00:12:21,007 It's about what's right. 259 00:12:21,091 --> 00:12:23,257 Which is your board's mandate, Hap. 260 00:12:23,341 --> 00:12:26,675 Let us seize this opportunity to be true patriots. 261 00:12:26,758 --> 00:12:29,007 To bring a voice to those without one. 262 00:12:29,091 --> 00:12:31,216 I propose a-a pilot program 263 00:12:31,299 --> 00:12:32,841 to test the efficacy of mobile voting... 264 00:12:32,925 --> 00:12:35,007 We're all moved. 265 00:12:35,091 --> 00:12:37,549 Our hankies are damp. 266 00:12:39,049 --> 00:12:41,758 Well, strong men also cry, ya know? 267 00:12:43,328 --> 00:12:45,341 Not really crying, Chuck. 268 00:12:45,424 --> 00:12:46,883 We're looking to rule against. 269 00:12:46,966 --> 00:12:49,007 But thank you for dropping by. 270 00:12:49,091 --> 00:12:51,257 Yeah, thanks for coming in. 271 00:13:02,633 --> 00:13:05,091 Perhaps you got to me T., with your brimstone. 272 00:13:05,174 --> 00:13:07,466 And perhaps donkeys will sprout wings 273 00:13:07,549 --> 00:13:09,716 and fly to heaven every time a fat man burps. 274 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:12,841 - Hmm. - No, this is a litmus. 275 00:13:12,925 --> 00:13:15,299 You want to know what's behind Jock's opposition to it. 276 00:13:15,383 --> 00:13:17,883 He doesn't do anything by accident. 277 00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:24,049 You know. Moments like this remind me of Morgenthau. 278 00:13:24,132 --> 00:13:26,383 Robert Morris? Hallowed name. 279 00:13:26,466 --> 00:13:27,883 One of the greatest ever to hold my office. 280 00:13:27,966 --> 00:13:29,675 Before becoming DA for life. 281 00:13:29,758 --> 00:13:32,007 Well. He came to mind because of what we could be doing here. 282 00:13:32,091 --> 00:13:34,466 Instead of stopping people from voting. 283 00:13:35,351 --> 00:13:37,049 You trying out for community board rep? 284 00:13:37,132 --> 00:13:39,299 Are you trying out for Sturmbannfuhrer? 285 00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:42,257 I was following a direct order from my superior... 286 00:13:42,341 --> 00:13:43,925 Exactly what Herr Adolf Eichmann said 287 00:13:44,007 --> 00:13:45,633 when they caught him in Argentina... 288 00:13:45,716 --> 00:13:48,716 Don't speak any more German at me. 289 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:51,049 Jock told me to go shut it down. What should I have done? 290 00:13:51,132 --> 00:13:52,466 In American then? 291 00:13:52,549 --> 00:13:53,716 Refuse the order. 292 00:13:55,549 --> 00:13:57,758 Like Dawson and Downey should've with the code red. 293 00:13:57,841 --> 00:13:59,132 Just... 294 00:14:06,966 --> 00:14:10,716 Mm. Donna said you wanted the Sunday Salad. 295 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:12,466 Now I know what keeps you so fit. 296 00:14:13,038 --> 00:14:14,466 Fucking uncharitable, Chuck. 297 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:17,383 - What do you want? - Open and fair elections. 298 00:14:17,466 --> 00:14:19,383 Yeah. Well, I'd like to tap dance like Gregory Hines. 299 00:14:19,466 --> 00:14:21,883 But I have neither the shoes nor the rhythm to pull that off. 300 00:14:21,966 --> 00:14:24,633 No. You don't have the will. But I do. 301 00:14:24,716 --> 00:14:27,424 Time to get my blockchain voting pilot program out of the gates. 302 00:14:27,508 --> 00:14:29,966 Ah, you're not gonna get a fucking pilot program. 303 00:14:30,780 --> 00:14:32,299 Why so strong against this? 304 00:14:32,383 --> 00:14:34,383 Do you like Jock that much? 305 00:14:34,466 --> 00:14:35,925 Dislike you that much. 306 00:14:36,007 --> 00:14:38,299 My wife. Cheryl. Lovely woman. 307 00:14:38,383 --> 00:14:41,174 Every year for the past 23 years I take Cheryl to Aruba. 308 00:14:41,257 --> 00:14:44,174 She relaxes down there, we reconnect down there. 309 00:14:44,257 --> 00:14:47,841 But this year you decided to indict 30 of my best friends, 310 00:14:47,966 --> 00:14:50,633 in Albany, merely for doing what every state senator's 311 00:14:50,716 --> 00:14:52,675 been doing for the past hundred years... 312 00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:54,591 favor trade for the betterment of the state. 313 00:14:54,675 --> 00:14:56,049 And now I'll be lucky if 314 00:14:56,132 --> 00:14:58,466 the wife and I can catch the bus to Belmar. 315 00:14:58,549 --> 00:15:00,633 So. Your thirty crooked legislators aren't around 316 00:15:00,716 --> 00:15:02,841 to hit you with those tasty Lulus anymore, 317 00:15:02,925 --> 00:15:06,466 and you're facing a celibate stay-cation and that's my fault? 318 00:15:06,549 --> 00:15:08,341 I... I didn't say any of that. 319 00:15:08,424 --> 00:15:11,591 But I do share the DOJ's concern with election security, 320 00:15:11,675 --> 00:15:13,633 so I'm leaning into my veto power. 321 00:15:14,230 --> 00:15:16,383 Something I learned from the old Westerns: 322 00:15:16,466 --> 00:15:18,299 If you're gonna make a show of strength, 323 00:15:18,383 --> 00:15:20,758 you wanna be sure you're the real strongman in the room. 324 00:15:20,841 --> 00:15:24,966 Or you make sure that that guy steps into the fight for you. 325 00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:26,591 Ooh. 326 00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:29,549 So. Jock did get to you. Ah. 327 00:15:29,633 --> 00:15:31,633 Why is this so important to him, do you think? 328 00:15:39,091 --> 00:15:41,424 Chew real good, make sure not to choke on your cud. 329 00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:43,466 Oh. And go buy those tap shoes. 330 00:15:43,549 --> 00:15:45,216 Cuz sure as you're standing there, 331 00:15:45,299 --> 00:15:47,216 I'm about to make you dance. 332 00:15:55,633 --> 00:15:57,758 - Thank you for coming. - My pleasure. 333 00:15:58,883 --> 00:16:02,132 - Please. - Thank you. 334 00:16:02,216 --> 00:16:05,007 Are you sure you're ready for this to become public? 335 00:16:05,091 --> 00:16:06,383 Because that will inevitably happen 336 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,883 if we continue on this course. 337 00:16:07,966 --> 00:16:10,675 Absolutely. The truth needs to come out. 338 00:16:18,716 --> 00:16:21,132 And now it's our distinct pleasure 339 00:16:21,216 --> 00:16:23,841 to have legendary Wall Street operator 340 00:16:23,925 --> 00:16:26,800 from Axe Capital Michael Wagner here with us 341 00:16:26,883 --> 00:16:28,383 to light this year's tree. 342 00:16:34,925 --> 00:16:36,508 Stacy, thank you. 343 00:16:36,591 --> 00:16:38,049 It is an honor to be here 344 00:16:38,132 --> 00:16:39,800 for this great Wall Street tradition. 345 00:16:39,883 --> 00:16:42,049 And for another great tradition, 346 00:16:42,132 --> 00:16:45,966 come see this man at a charity boxing match 347 00:16:46,049 --> 00:16:47,424 for a great cause. 348 00:16:47,508 --> 00:16:48,675 And now... 349 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:53,549 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! 350 00:16:53,633 --> 00:16:56,277 Let there be lights! 351 00:17:00,383 --> 00:17:01,675 Embrace the pain! 352 00:17:02,907 --> 00:17:03,925 - Is that all you got?! - Yeah. 353 00:17:04,007 --> 00:17:05,800 Show me what you've got, Mafee! 354 00:17:05,883 --> 00:17:07,466 Go! Get up there! You got to dig a little deeper! 355 00:17:07,935 --> 00:17:09,341 Dig a little deeper! Come on! 356 00:17:09,424 --> 00:17:10,925 How much longer? 357 00:17:11,007 --> 00:17:13,091 How much longer? Are you serious right now? 358 00:17:13,174 --> 00:17:14,925 We're just getting warmed up! 359 00:17:15,775 --> 00:17:16,874 Keep that up. 360 00:17:19,966 --> 00:17:22,132 Keep your damn hands up! 361 00:17:23,758 --> 00:17:24,808 - Ah! - Go, damn it! 362 00:17:24,891 --> 00:17:26,383 Go harder! 363 00:17:26,466 --> 00:17:28,091 I want you to hit him so hard, I want you to feel 364 00:17:28,174 --> 00:17:29,716 the bones crunch up in his face in your fist! 365 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,508 - Ah! - There you go. 366 00:17:31,591 --> 00:17:33,841 He's gonna feel that one for sure! 367 00:17:49,132 --> 00:17:50,800 You got it, Bill. 368 00:17:52,883 --> 00:17:53,883 There you go. 369 00:17:56,424 --> 00:17:58,383 You start hitting the bag yet? 370 00:18:01,216 --> 00:18:02,299 - You got this! - That's it. 371 00:18:02,383 --> 00:18:03,675 You got it! It's all up here! 372 00:18:04,165 --> 00:18:07,216 Come on! Let's go! 373 00:18:17,758 --> 00:18:19,466 Come on. This is the best thing for you. 374 00:18:26,549 --> 00:18:29,633 Well. You're supposed to be the retail specialist. 375 00:18:29,716 --> 00:18:32,758 Yeah. So find me the goddamn shares off exchange Jerry... 376 00:18:32,841 --> 00:18:34,216 or I'll get someone who fucking will. 377 00:18:34,299 --> 00:18:36,174 Rough morning for Jerry. 378 00:18:36,257 --> 00:18:39,174 Made my first move on Saler's. I bought up 8%. 379 00:18:39,257 --> 00:18:41,758 Yeah. I saw that on the tape, figured it was you. 380 00:18:41,841 --> 00:18:44,758 Problem is, is that I need over 10% to force the takeover vote 381 00:18:44,841 --> 00:18:47,174 and if I keep sucking them up in the regular market, 382 00:18:47,257 --> 00:18:49,216 I'll drive the price through the roof. 383 00:18:49,299 --> 00:18:51,049 I'm trying to have my guy gather shares 384 00:18:51,132 --> 00:18:53,299 from high net worth families and indexes. 385 00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:57,091 Well, you know. Maybe, just maybe this is 386 00:18:57,174 --> 00:18:58,800 the universe sending you a message 387 00:18:58,883 --> 00:19:00,174 and you should go ahead and receive it: 388 00:19:00,257 --> 00:19:02,216 That this company's not for you. 389 00:19:02,299 --> 00:19:03,800 The only message the universe sends me 390 00:19:03,883 --> 00:19:05,424 is that it's gonna keep expanding for a while, 391 00:19:05,508 --> 00:19:07,341 so I might as well expand too. 392 00:19:07,424 --> 00:19:09,424 Look, if anyone can turn this chain around, it's you... 393 00:19:09,508 --> 00:19:11,257 but why? 394 00:19:11,341 --> 00:19:14,174 There are healthier businesses. Better choices. 395 00:19:16,132 --> 00:19:17,675 You know I grew up in a small town. 396 00:19:17,758 --> 00:19:19,633 Yeah. End of the road shit town is what you called it. 397 00:19:19,716 --> 00:19:21,675 Yeah. 398 00:19:21,758 --> 00:19:24,591 When I was a little kid and that catalog came in the mail... 399 00:19:24,675 --> 00:19:27,925 it was evidence that there was a bigger world out there. 400 00:19:28,007 --> 00:19:30,091 Full of everything you could imagine. 401 00:19:30,174 --> 00:19:32,466 Whatever I could think of, they sold it. 402 00:19:32,549 --> 00:19:35,383 Yeah. But you wouldn't wear or use anything they sell now. 403 00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:37,800 That's why I'm going to turn this bitch around. 404 00:19:37,883 --> 00:19:40,091 So people love it like I did. 405 00:19:40,174 --> 00:19:42,883 You know, I used to wonder why I got so rich... 406 00:19:42,966 --> 00:19:45,257 Yeah. Me too. You actually come up with an answer? 407 00:19:45,341 --> 00:19:48,549 Yeah. So I could do this. 408 00:19:50,581 --> 00:19:52,841 Show young girls that they don't have to just dream about 409 00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:55,132 shopping at some department store. 410 00:19:55,216 --> 00:19:57,925 They can buy the whole company. 411 00:20:00,174 --> 00:20:02,841 Well. Then go do it. 412 00:20:08,758 --> 00:20:12,716 Dad, I need you to juice me in with the tribe. 413 00:20:13,394 --> 00:20:14,633 Son, I'm surprised. 414 00:20:14,716 --> 00:20:17,341 You've worked alongside the Hebrews your entire career. 415 00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:20,091 You know, there was a nasty rumor once 416 00:20:20,174 --> 00:20:23,049 about my grandfather being of Ukrainian extraction... 417 00:20:23,132 --> 00:20:26,341 No, Dad. The Cayuga Iroquois. 418 00:20:27,151 --> 00:20:28,508 My casino Indians? 419 00:20:29,627 --> 00:20:31,174 A mere three-word sentence, 420 00:20:31,257 --> 00:20:33,841 yet myriad problems with it. 421 00:20:33,925 --> 00:20:35,508 You partnered with them 422 00:20:35,591 --> 00:20:37,216 on the land around the casino in Kingsford. 423 00:20:37,299 --> 00:20:38,883 Yeah? Are you still on good terms? 424 00:20:38,966 --> 00:20:40,675 Couldn't be better. What is this about? 425 00:20:40,758 --> 00:20:43,508 Blockchain voting. From cell phones. 426 00:20:43,591 --> 00:20:47,091 My man compiled a list of groups that applied for mobile voting. 427 00:20:47,174 --> 00:20:49,299 As it turns out, people want to vote. 428 00:20:49,383 --> 00:20:51,549 The results of those requests though: 429 00:20:51,633 --> 00:20:53,966 Military overseas, denied. 430 00:20:54,049 --> 00:20:55,758 Rural townships, denied. 431 00:20:55,841 --> 00:20:57,466 - Indigenous peoples. - Like my Indians. 432 00:20:57,549 --> 00:20:59,800 Sure. Fine. Okay. Fantastic. 433 00:20:59,883 --> 00:21:01,383 I don't care to correct you again 434 00:21:01,466 --> 00:21:03,758 'cause it'll just make you go darker. 435 00:21:03,841 --> 00:21:06,549 I want to set up a pilot program to help them. 436 00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:10,341 And to fuck Jock. 437 00:21:11,056 --> 00:21:12,966 For that, I will set up a meeting. 438 00:21:13,902 --> 00:21:15,841 Smashing. Thank you. 439 00:21:15,925 --> 00:21:19,508 The vigorish serves the poor, the hungry, 440 00:21:19,591 --> 00:21:21,841 those that none of you actually care about, 441 00:21:21,925 --> 00:21:23,299 but the winnings... 442 00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:26,508 the blue cheese, or white meat or cake... 443 00:21:26,591 --> 00:21:28,383 that goes to you. 444 00:21:28,466 --> 00:21:30,633 The book is open. Come-n-geddit. 445 00:21:30,716 --> 00:21:33,257 You can buy a round, you can buy time on canvas. 446 00:21:33,341 --> 00:21:35,758 All action booked, booked and paid. 447 00:21:35,841 --> 00:21:38,074 Pay the doctors, boy. 448 00:21:38,157 --> 00:21:39,216 Thank you. 449 00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:40,508 C'mere. 450 00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:42,299 Me? 451 00:21:43,494 --> 00:21:44,633 You seem fit. 452 00:21:44,716 --> 00:21:46,257 I need you to hit me. 453 00:21:46,341 --> 00:21:47,841 Uh, no. 454 00:21:47,925 --> 00:21:49,675 Don't worry, I won't hit you back. 455 00:21:49,758 --> 00:21:51,091 You'll be doing me a favor, 456 00:21:51,174 --> 00:21:52,216 I need to practice my head movements. 457 00:21:52,299 --> 00:21:53,800 Wing some hooks at me. 458 00:21:53,883 --> 00:21:55,508 I took piano. 459 00:21:55,591 --> 00:21:57,424 What? You're worried about your dainty hands, 460 00:21:57,508 --> 00:21:59,841 like you're a fucking neurosurgeon? 461 00:22:00,618 --> 00:22:01,925 I'll do it. 462 00:22:04,883 --> 00:22:06,508 Come on. Let's go. 463 00:22:12,591 --> 00:22:14,716 Great. C'mon. 464 00:22:17,675 --> 00:22:19,174 Who wants a parlay? Who wants odds? Who wants... 465 00:22:19,257 --> 00:22:20,925 Okay, I'm going to bob and slip... 466 00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:22,166 Ahh! 467 00:22:30,091 --> 00:22:32,091 What's the thing? 468 00:22:32,174 --> 00:22:33,424 Dollar Bill is sparring. 469 00:22:33,508 --> 00:22:34,800 With Bonnie. 470 00:22:34,883 --> 00:22:36,549 If she was going in the ring, 471 00:22:36,633 --> 00:22:38,299 this thing would be over in the first round. 472 00:22:38,383 --> 00:22:40,007 By knockout. 473 00:22:41,716 --> 00:22:44,049 I can't go out there. Not like this... 474 00:22:44,132 --> 00:22:46,675 It's okay, Baby Billy. 475 00:22:46,758 --> 00:22:49,174 You're kinda fucked up about this, huh? 476 00:22:49,257 --> 00:22:50,549 If you can connect on me like that, 477 00:22:50,633 --> 00:22:51,966 what's gonna happen in the ring? 478 00:22:52,049 --> 00:22:53,424 I sucker-punched you. 479 00:22:53,508 --> 00:22:56,174 And I only landed a few... dozen after that... 480 00:22:57,716 --> 00:22:59,800 But I knew you wouldn't hit back. 481 00:23:00,366 --> 00:23:01,841 Mafee won't have that luxury. 482 00:23:01,925 --> 00:23:03,122 I know but... 483 00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:06,925 he's got the young legs, and a longer reach and... 484 00:23:07,007 --> 00:23:10,049 And those younger legs. 485 00:23:10,132 --> 00:23:12,216 Now that's just downright mean. 486 00:23:13,490 --> 00:23:17,508 I just want to carry the Axe Cap torch, you know? 487 00:23:17,591 --> 00:23:19,132 Win for you guys. 488 00:23:19,216 --> 00:23:21,633 Mafee may have youth on his side, 489 00:23:21,716 --> 00:23:23,257 but so did Donny Lalonde 490 00:23:23,341 --> 00:23:25,424 when he lost the title to Sugar Ray Leonard. 491 00:23:26,930 --> 00:23:28,091 I'm Sugar Ray? 492 00:23:28,174 --> 00:23:30,299 Totally. 493 00:23:30,383 --> 00:23:34,049 You're gonna win because you've got more heart. 494 00:23:40,841 --> 00:23:43,007 We're dead. 495 00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:47,591 Yup. 496 00:23:47,675 --> 00:23:50,049 Uh. Your visitor from the Medical Board is here. 497 00:23:50,132 --> 00:23:52,549 Oh. Send him in. 498 00:23:55,007 --> 00:23:56,257 Dr. Rhoades. 499 00:23:56,341 --> 00:23:58,925 Dr. Zhang. So good to see you. 500 00:23:59,007 --> 00:24:01,174 Sit down. 501 00:24:02,569 --> 00:24:04,174 Thank you for making the time. 502 00:24:04,257 --> 00:24:05,883 Happy to. Whatever you need. 503 00:24:05,966 --> 00:24:08,633 Some questions. 504 00:24:13,257 --> 00:24:15,174 What is your exact title? 505 00:24:15,257 --> 00:24:18,758 Performance coach and Head of HR. 506 00:24:20,004 --> 00:24:21,966 And you prescribe medication? 507 00:24:22,910 --> 00:24:26,091 When necessary. 508 00:24:26,174 --> 00:24:29,091 And you have private one-on-one sessions 509 00:24:29,174 --> 00:24:30,549 with employees here? 510 00:24:30,633 --> 00:24:34,049 With some. For some it's just occasional, 511 00:24:34,132 --> 00:24:36,633 others not at all. We don't force anybody. 512 00:24:38,633 --> 00:24:40,925 And how personal would you say these sessions are? 513 00:24:42,376 --> 00:24:44,841 You're not here to ask me to speak at a conference, are you? 514 00:24:44,925 --> 00:24:48,549 Forgive me. I should have been more clear when I called. 515 00:24:48,633 --> 00:24:51,758 Dr. Rhoades, your medical license is under review. 516 00:24:53,504 --> 00:24:55,383 I'm sorry. Why? 517 00:24:55,466 --> 00:24:58,508 There have been accusations of malpractice. 518 00:24:58,591 --> 00:25:01,508 Ethical misconduct, misuse of confidential records. 519 00:25:02,632 --> 00:25:04,132 At this time, I'm not permitted 520 00:25:04,216 --> 00:25:06,216 to disclose the source of the allegations. 521 00:25:06,299 --> 00:25:08,216 You have rights. 522 00:25:08,299 --> 00:25:11,466 Eventually you will appear before the Board for a hearing. 523 00:25:11,549 --> 00:25:13,549 We will decide whether or not to revoke. 524 00:25:22,758 --> 00:25:26,007 Hey. You here to prep me on Halftime Report? 525 00:25:29,841 --> 00:25:31,800 What's the matter with you? 526 00:25:33,789 --> 00:25:36,466 You're not the only one Taylor took aim at. 527 00:25:36,549 --> 00:25:39,633 They reported me to the Medical Board. 528 00:25:39,716 --> 00:25:41,216 I might lose my license. 529 00:25:41,299 --> 00:25:42,466 Fuck. 530 00:25:42,549 --> 00:25:44,633 - You're going to fight this. - Am I? 531 00:25:44,716 --> 00:25:47,174 I almost spilled everything. 532 00:25:47,968 --> 00:25:49,508 I didn't, obviously. 533 00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:52,466 I thought about what you would do and kept my mouth shut. 534 00:25:52,549 --> 00:25:54,049 Good! 535 00:25:54,132 --> 00:25:55,841 But if I was on that board, I'd strip me. 536 00:25:55,925 --> 00:25:57,925 I'd skin me. 537 00:25:58,007 --> 00:25:59,841 I wasn't careless with my records, 538 00:25:59,925 --> 00:26:01,549 and I didn't just hover on the sideline 539 00:26:01,633 --> 00:26:04,841 while you and Chuck executed some revenge move. 540 00:26:04,925 --> 00:26:09,091 I drew up the play, called my own number and ran it myself. 541 00:26:09,174 --> 00:26:11,925 - Are you done? - I violated a patient's trust. 542 00:26:12,007 --> 00:26:14,800 Taylor attacked, and you just stood your ground... 543 00:26:14,883 --> 00:26:17,424 It's what we do. So self-immolate later. 544 00:26:17,508 --> 00:26:18,966 Or better never. 545 00:26:19,049 --> 00:26:20,841 You are Doctor Wendy Fucking Rhoades. 546 00:26:20,925 --> 00:26:22,216 No one's taking your license. 547 00:26:22,299 --> 00:26:23,925 And even if they did... what does it matter? 548 00:26:24,007 --> 00:26:26,299 You're still the best at what you do. 549 00:26:27,789 --> 00:26:29,841 Thank you. 550 00:26:30,703 --> 00:26:32,800 Oh, we were supposed to be prepping Halftime Report. 551 00:26:34,088 --> 00:26:36,841 Don't worry about it, I know what I want to say. 552 00:26:36,966 --> 00:26:38,341 Axe, so I'm sure you know, 553 00:26:38,424 --> 00:26:39,883 Taylor Mason was just on the show. 554 00:26:39,966 --> 00:26:41,675 Taylor's got a sharp mind. 555 00:26:41,758 --> 00:26:44,716 I saw it right away, cultivated it. 556 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,675 Unfortunately I had to show them the door 557 00:26:46,758 --> 00:26:48,383 once their ethics became clear. 558 00:26:48,466 --> 00:26:50,383 What are you saying? Be more explicit. 559 00:26:51,051 --> 00:26:52,299 That they're dirty? 560 00:26:52,383 --> 00:26:54,174 - Oh come on, that's bullshit. - Put it this way: 561 00:26:54,257 --> 00:26:55,716 you either want to be in bed 562 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,132 with the Russian oligarchs or you don't... 563 00:26:57,216 --> 00:26:58,549 Didn't Taylor meet him through you? 564 00:26:58,633 --> 00:27:00,466 Yes. Yes, 565 00:27:00,549 --> 00:27:02,841 and when I refused to take his money on board, 566 00:27:02,925 --> 00:27:05,675 because I didn't feel good about where it came from, 567 00:27:07,009 --> 00:27:08,800 Taylor didn't hesitate to grab it. 568 00:27:08,883 --> 00:27:10,925 And then they lost all the money anyway. 569 00:27:11,007 --> 00:27:14,466 Look, look, a person 570 00:27:14,549 --> 00:27:16,549 who'd sell out their own father... 571 00:27:16,633 --> 00:27:19,341 there's a chip missing there, you know what I mean? 572 00:27:19,424 --> 00:27:21,174 You got specifics on that? 573 00:27:21,257 --> 00:27:23,508 Well. There was a rumor... you know, their... 574 00:27:23,591 --> 00:27:25,132 their father had a company, 575 00:27:25,216 --> 00:27:27,716 and Taylor flipped it for their own profit. 576 00:27:29,068 --> 00:27:30,633 Bottom line is this, 577 00:27:30,716 --> 00:27:33,007 it's a relationship business. 578 00:27:33,091 --> 00:27:35,341 Now, they can call me a dinosaur if they want, 579 00:27:35,424 --> 00:27:39,424 but loyalty is still a very important quality to me. 580 00:27:39,508 --> 00:27:44,174 And Taylor Mason, unfortunately, is someone you can't trust. 581 00:27:44,257 --> 00:27:46,591 Axe. Really great to have you on... We appreciate it. 582 00:27:46,675 --> 00:27:50,132 - Sure. - Yeah. It's been great having... 583 00:27:50,216 --> 00:27:51,307 Yeah? 584 00:27:53,833 --> 00:27:56,883 - Taylor just called in. - Axe, we did not plan this. 585 00:27:56,966 --> 00:27:58,591 I swear, we would never ambush you. 586 00:27:58,675 --> 00:28:00,299 You want to get out of here? 587 00:28:00,383 --> 00:28:03,716 No. No. Put them on. It'll be fun. 588 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:05,383 - Ready? - Ready. 589 00:28:05,466 --> 00:28:07,883 Okay. Uh. Taylor, welcome back. 590 00:28:07,966 --> 00:28:09,174 I know you want to respond 591 00:28:09,257 --> 00:28:10,633 to some of these things... 592 00:28:10,716 --> 00:28:12,466 Axe is on the defensive because he knows 593 00:28:12,549 --> 00:28:14,716 he's dead wrong about the fracking refineries. 594 00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:16,466 We've all heard the horror stories: 595 00:28:16,549 --> 00:28:18,341 lightning coming out of faucets, earthquakes. 596 00:28:18,424 --> 00:28:19,841 New York State banned fracking because 597 00:28:19,925 --> 00:28:22,007 it's not safe to take the stuff out of the ground. 598 00:28:22,091 --> 00:28:24,049 So why's it a good idea to truck it in from Pennsylvania? 599 00:28:24,132 --> 00:28:25,883 Taylor, you're smarter than that. 600 00:28:25,966 --> 00:28:28,007 The whole flames thing is an urban legend, 601 00:28:28,091 --> 00:28:29,675 this whole thing is safe, 602 00:28:29,758 --> 00:28:31,007 and you don't care about safe anyway. 603 00:28:31,091 --> 00:28:32,716 - You're just talking your book. - Yeah. 604 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:33,966 That's more your style, Axe. 605 00:28:34,049 --> 00:28:35,633 I talk numbers and facts. 606 00:28:35,716 --> 00:28:36,758 I don't lobby behind the scenes. 607 00:28:36,841 --> 00:28:38,424 Or pretend I fired someone 608 00:28:38,508 --> 00:28:39,800 who bested me every which way. 609 00:28:39,883 --> 00:28:41,633 Besting me? 610 00:28:41,716 --> 00:28:43,800 Is that what you're calling lying and pilfering? 611 00:28:43,883 --> 00:28:45,383 With nothing to show for it, by the way. 612 00:28:45,466 --> 00:28:47,800 You mean besides the Firefighters Fund? 613 00:28:47,883 --> 00:28:49,966 The jewel in your crown, and they came to me. 614 00:28:50,049 --> 00:28:51,925 They were finally fed up with your legal troubles... 615 00:28:52,007 --> 00:28:53,633 not to mention the killing you made on 9/11, 616 00:28:53,716 --> 00:28:55,212 profiting from tragedy. 617 00:28:55,508 --> 00:28:57,007 You are way out of your depth. 618 00:28:57,091 --> 00:28:58,675 I've been crushing the S&P since you were in 619 00:28:58,758 --> 00:29:00,299 - fucking footie pajamas... - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... 620 00:29:00,383 --> 00:29:01,391 - Yeah! - Fuck, yeah! 621 00:29:01,474 --> 00:29:02,783 And now you're about to take a bath on the refineries, 622 00:29:02,866 --> 00:29:04,633 - so you're coming on TV to kill the stock. - Guys. Maybe... 623 00:29:04,716 --> 00:29:06,383 Taylor, the fact is, 624 00:29:06,466 --> 00:29:07,758 you stabbed me in the back. 625 00:29:07,841 --> 00:29:09,383 You're down a few billion AUM 626 00:29:09,466 --> 00:29:10,883 and now you're trying to salvage 627 00:29:10,966 --> 00:29:12,883 your tanking company by attacking me. 628 00:29:12,966 --> 00:29:15,341 But I'm gonna kick your ass in the energy sector, 629 00:29:15,424 --> 00:29:17,591 same way I'm gonna kick your ass in the ring. 630 00:29:17,675 --> 00:29:19,633 Hold on. Hold on now... for our audience at home 631 00:29:19,716 --> 00:29:21,216 that doesn't know what's going on... 632 00:29:21,299 --> 00:29:23,049 he's not literally going to beat Taylor up. 633 00:29:23,132 --> 00:29:25,341 Their traders are about to slug it out for charity. 634 00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:30,758 You know what? I'll bet Taylor 635 00:29:30,841 --> 00:29:33,299 one million dollars that my man beats theirs. 636 00:29:35,007 --> 00:29:36,424 Two million he knocks him out. 637 00:29:38,883 --> 00:29:40,633 Taylor, you want to respond to that? 638 00:29:40,716 --> 00:29:42,257 I don't negotiate with bullies. 639 00:29:42,341 --> 00:29:44,758 He's trying to box me in. But I have a choice. 640 00:29:44,841 --> 00:29:46,132 And it's one many on the Street 641 00:29:46,216 --> 00:29:47,696 are starting to recognize and take. 642 00:29:47,724 --> 00:29:50,800 And that is: to not do business with Bobby Axelrod. 643 00:29:50,883 --> 00:29:52,257 It's why I left Axe Cap, 644 00:29:52,341 --> 00:29:54,758 and why many of his investors are fleeing too. 645 00:29:55,664 --> 00:29:57,549 - Taylor, you're... - Hey. Sorry. 646 00:29:57,633 --> 00:29:59,424 Sorry guys, we've gotta wrap it up, 647 00:29:59,508 --> 00:30:01,633 it's been interesting to say the least... 648 00:30:05,389 --> 00:30:07,466 Well. Fucking. Done. 649 00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:09,841 Thank you for the firefighter prompt. 650 00:30:09,925 --> 00:30:11,216 Your timing was perfect. 651 00:30:11,299 --> 00:30:12,925 I'm happy it was useful. 652 00:30:23,341 --> 00:30:25,716 As the adrenaline recedes, 653 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,841 I'm starting to get a new perspective. 654 00:30:27,925 --> 00:30:29,633 That didn't actually go so well, did it? 655 00:30:29,716 --> 00:30:31,508 Depends. Were you aiming to be 656 00:30:31,591 --> 00:30:32,883 the Henry Rollins of Wall Street? 657 00:30:32,966 --> 00:30:34,758 All aggro rage. 658 00:30:34,841 --> 00:30:36,716 I'm not sure that's gonna help your fracking position. 659 00:30:37,704 --> 00:30:38,716 This is all my fault. 660 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:40,466 I'm sorry I didn't have my shit together earlier. 661 00:30:40,549 --> 00:30:41,925 Lobbying ain't gonna be enough. 662 00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:44,174 Not by the usual methods. 663 00:30:44,257 --> 00:30:45,925 We need to do more. 664 00:30:48,466 --> 00:30:51,925 Thank you for seeing me, council member Halftown. 665 00:30:52,007 --> 00:30:55,007 I'm here because I will not sit idly by 666 00:30:55,091 --> 00:30:58,299 while your civil rights are being hijacked. 667 00:30:58,383 --> 00:31:00,966 Your people need better access to voting. 668 00:31:01,650 --> 00:31:03,132 I know in the past you've taken action, 669 00:31:03,216 --> 00:31:06,174 applied for mobile voting programs but were denied. 670 00:31:06,257 --> 00:31:10,549 Now. As Attorney General, I can help you make it happen. 671 00:31:18,633 --> 00:31:22,383 As your wise predecessor, Wilma Mankiller said, 672 00:31:22,466 --> 00:31:23,925 "Leaders are encouraged to 673 00:31:24,007 --> 00:31:25,841 "remember seven generations in the past 674 00:31:25,925 --> 00:31:27,925 "and consider seven generations in the future 675 00:31:28,007 --> 00:31:31,383 when making decisions that affect the people." 676 00:31:32,264 --> 00:31:33,466 She was Cherokee. 677 00:31:33,549 --> 00:31:35,758 I'm Haudenosaunee. 678 00:31:35,841 --> 00:31:40,049 That would be like me citing Vince Neil to sell you. 679 00:31:40,132 --> 00:31:42,216 Does Vince Neil speak to who you are? 680 00:31:44,244 --> 00:31:46,758 - Some days. - Mr. Rhoades, you want me to lobby 681 00:31:46,841 --> 00:31:48,883 the elections board for you. 682 00:31:48,966 --> 00:31:51,591 Why would I do that for the people who chiseled us 683 00:31:51,675 --> 00:31:53,424 on the land deal surrounding the casino? 684 00:31:53,508 --> 00:31:55,841 Chiseled? I thought 'partnership' was more... 685 00:31:55,925 --> 00:31:58,466 Your father has tasted the fruits of our tribe 686 00:31:58,549 --> 00:32:00,508 in a way that makes us disinclined 687 00:32:00,591 --> 00:32:02,549 to trust either him or you. 688 00:32:14,049 --> 00:32:15,758 Well... 689 00:32:15,841 --> 00:32:17,758 There she is. 690 00:32:17,841 --> 00:32:22,216 Ah. Look at that chin. 691 00:32:22,299 --> 00:32:24,883 I know that chin. 692 00:32:24,966 --> 00:32:28,883 Adorable. A champion. 693 00:32:28,966 --> 00:32:31,174 She is. 694 00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:34,508 My father will sweeten your piece on Kingsford 695 00:32:34,591 --> 00:32:36,383 to what you feel is fair... 696 00:32:39,007 --> 00:32:43,424 Fine. Whatever my overly generous son needs. 697 00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:47,633 As for your pilot program. 698 00:32:47,716 --> 00:32:49,049 Send me your proposal. 699 00:32:49,132 --> 00:32:50,424 Then we'll see. 700 00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,341 Much appreciated. 701 00:32:55,508 --> 00:32:57,966 Is that my little sister, for Chrissakes? 702 00:32:58,049 --> 00:33:01,633 Don't worry, Sonny, you'll always be my only child. 703 00:33:02,442 --> 00:33:04,091 I could use your counsel. 704 00:33:05,012 --> 00:33:06,107 Turning the tables. 705 00:33:06,846 --> 00:33:08,091 I've been offered an opportunity 706 00:33:08,174 --> 00:33:11,007 in media technology that utilizes blockchain. 707 00:33:12,828 --> 00:33:14,091 I'd never ask you to interfere. 708 00:33:14,174 --> 00:33:15,591 But any intel... 709 00:33:15,675 --> 00:33:17,716 You should proceed... 710 00:33:18,854 --> 00:33:21,216 Alternate uses of blockchain have a future. 711 00:33:21,299 --> 00:33:22,966 Even though Connerty and your big boss 712 00:33:23,049 --> 00:33:24,257 - are trying to shut it down? - Mm. 713 00:33:24,341 --> 00:33:28,341 Chuck Rhoades is lined up on the other side. 714 00:33:28,424 --> 00:33:30,633 Let's just say he's a little more motivated on the issue. 715 00:33:35,826 --> 00:33:36,883 I know it's uncomfortable, 716 00:33:36,966 --> 00:33:40,716 these places where my business and your career intersect. 717 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:44,549 I am uncomfortable, but that's not why. 718 00:33:44,633 --> 00:33:49,049 When I helped get Chuck ejected, it was for the right reasons. 719 00:33:50,002 --> 00:33:53,257 Open the window, let in some light, some air. 720 00:33:53,341 --> 00:33:56,383 It's still stuffy as hell in here. 721 00:33:56,466 --> 00:33:58,049 Just promise you'll leave this place 722 00:33:58,132 --> 00:33:59,341 before you become so conditioned 723 00:33:59,424 --> 00:34:02,174 you can't function anywhere else. 724 00:34:02,257 --> 00:34:04,466 You remember when I was a kid, on my birthday, 725 00:34:04,549 --> 00:34:07,132 and you'd spin me around before I hit the piñata? 726 00:34:07,216 --> 00:34:09,299 Sometimes I'd be so dizzy from all the turning, 727 00:34:09,383 --> 00:34:11,049 I'd end up just smacking the air. 728 00:34:11,132 --> 00:34:13,091 That's what I'm feeling like lately. 729 00:34:13,174 --> 00:34:16,049 Just all revved up to hit something, 730 00:34:16,132 --> 00:34:19,841 but I just can't lock in on the target. 731 00:34:21,564 --> 00:34:23,299 Then what you need to do is this: 732 00:34:24,265 --> 00:34:26,216 Take the blindfold off, 733 00:34:26,299 --> 00:34:28,633 wait 'til the brain-fog lifts, choose your target, 734 00:34:28,716 --> 00:34:31,216 swing as hard as you can, 735 00:34:31,299 --> 00:34:32,716 and take its head off. 736 00:34:39,257 --> 00:34:41,675 So, what is so important you got to drag me... 737 00:34:43,192 --> 00:34:44,966 Oh, shit. 738 00:34:45,049 --> 00:34:47,424 Don't make me have my people put these on. 739 00:34:47,508 --> 00:34:50,508 Thirty of my compatriots in full regalia. 740 00:34:50,591 --> 00:34:52,007 Don't make me give interviews 741 00:34:52,091 --> 00:34:54,591 about how you are refusing us the vote. 742 00:34:54,675 --> 00:34:57,216 Don't make me stage a sit-in at your office... 743 00:34:57,299 --> 00:34:59,633 You're shoving a fucking arrowhead up my ass? 744 00:34:59,716 --> 00:35:01,174 Oh. How dare you, sir. 745 00:35:01,257 --> 00:35:03,091 Besides, I'm not shoving it. 746 00:35:03,174 --> 00:35:05,007 You'd be sitting down on it, of your own accord. 747 00:35:05,091 --> 00:35:06,591 - Oh. - But at your weight, 748 00:35:06,675 --> 00:35:08,383 that's where it would end up for sure. 749 00:35:08,466 --> 00:35:10,925 Oh. So you're allowed to be insensitive 750 00:35:11,007 --> 00:35:12,591 - but I'm not? - Yes. 751 00:35:13,801 --> 00:35:15,216 Fuck. 752 00:35:17,658 --> 00:35:19,716 Yeah. You've got your pilot program. 753 00:35:21,350 --> 00:35:22,432 Hey. 754 00:35:24,883 --> 00:35:26,341 It's not all stick. 755 00:35:26,424 --> 00:35:28,216 In this envelope you'll find tickets 756 00:35:28,299 --> 00:35:30,049 and hotel confirmations for you and the missus. 757 00:35:30,132 --> 00:35:32,299 Aruba. All expenses paid. 758 00:35:40,549 --> 00:35:42,591 We did some good for my people just now. 759 00:35:43,122 --> 00:35:45,091 And you are going to do some good 760 00:35:45,174 --> 00:35:47,883 for one specific little girl, aren't you. 761 00:35:47,966 --> 00:35:51,174 The 529 college plan is being funded as we speak. 762 00:35:53,586 --> 00:35:56,925 Okay. Tell me what we can salvage and what we can't. 763 00:35:57,007 --> 00:36:00,091 Lobbyists tell me the can'ts are dominating. 764 00:36:00,174 --> 00:36:02,257 I'd call it 50-50 right now. 765 00:36:02,341 --> 00:36:03,591 It's going to come down to the governor. 766 00:36:03,675 --> 00:36:05,299 - Victor? - He's leaning hard, Axe, 767 00:36:05,383 --> 00:36:07,007 but his guys aren't bending. 768 00:36:07,091 --> 00:36:08,549 He says it's going to come down to the governor. 769 00:36:08,633 --> 00:36:10,257 What do those two want to tell me? 770 00:36:10,341 --> 00:36:12,216 That if we sell now, we can replace the stock 771 00:36:12,299 --> 00:36:14,299 with deep in-the-money call options. 772 00:36:14,383 --> 00:36:16,424 We'd still realize losses but we'd be capped on the downside. 773 00:36:16,508 --> 00:36:18,049 Then for their own safety, 774 00:36:18,132 --> 00:36:20,174 they'd better not fucking set foot in this office. 775 00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:31,132 Okay. Well if it's going to come down to the governor, 776 00:36:31,216 --> 00:36:34,299 then let's get to the governor. 777 00:36:38,338 --> 00:36:39,591 Hi, Chuck... 778 00:36:42,132 --> 00:36:43,925 Meet Governor Sweeney under other auspices, 779 00:36:44,007 --> 00:36:45,110 not fracking... 780 00:36:45,508 --> 00:36:47,091 ...but something that plays to his ego. 781 00:36:47,174 --> 00:36:48,508 Give him no reason to think you're lobbying 782 00:36:48,591 --> 00:36:50,174 for anything in particular. 783 00:36:50,257 --> 00:36:51,716 Just that you're a well-heeled supporter. 784 00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:53,883 Governor. 785 00:36:53,966 --> 00:36:55,299 Pleasure to meet you. 786 00:36:56,564 --> 00:36:58,299 Uh. Am I the first one here? 787 00:36:58,383 --> 00:37:00,132 Why don't you draw chips for everyone in the room 788 00:37:00,216 --> 00:37:02,508 so they can all play on the house. 789 00:37:03,387 --> 00:37:05,174 He means: give us privacy. Huh? 790 00:37:05,257 --> 00:37:07,633 I cooked a hell of a meal for you guys. 791 00:37:07,716 --> 00:37:08,966 I'm gonna serve you now. 792 00:37:09,049 --> 00:37:11,341 Come on. 793 00:37:12,231 --> 00:37:13,966 So. Uh. 794 00:37:14,049 --> 00:37:15,341 I thought there were 13 of us. 795 00:37:15,424 --> 00:37:16,883 I only count three plates. 796 00:37:16,966 --> 00:37:19,132 That's right. 797 00:37:19,216 --> 00:37:20,466 This is a donor dinner, right? 798 00:37:20,549 --> 00:37:22,508 It is. 799 00:37:22,591 --> 00:37:25,508 Except instead of twelve people at 100k a plate, 800 00:37:25,591 --> 00:37:27,716 I thought I'd keep it simple. 801 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:32,424 Write your Super PAC one check for the full 1.2 mil. 802 00:37:34,633 --> 00:37:37,883 Huh. Clever. 803 00:37:37,966 --> 00:37:40,508 But I'm not getting involved in the refineries. 804 00:37:40,591 --> 00:37:43,049 Well. That's what we thought you'd say. 805 00:37:43,132 --> 00:37:44,800 We? 806 00:37:44,883 --> 00:37:46,508 Oh. Jesus, Mary 807 00:37:46,591 --> 00:37:48,716 and Sainted Joseph the good and kind carpenter. 808 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:51,341 And like them, now we are three. 809 00:37:51,424 --> 00:37:53,257 Okay. I see how this is going to go. 810 00:37:53,341 --> 00:37:56,549 I'm gonna say no and... let me guess... uh, teachers' strike? 811 00:37:56,633 --> 00:37:59,716 No. Nurses? Or you're gonna release my tax returns? 812 00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:02,508 Or I'm gonna find Khartoum's head in my fucking bed? 813 00:38:02,591 --> 00:38:04,800 No horses need be harmed in the making of this picture. 814 00:38:04,883 --> 00:38:06,633 The universe is kind, Governor. 815 00:38:06,716 --> 00:38:08,299 Patiently providing opportunities 816 00:38:08,383 --> 00:38:10,383 to learn what you failed to in the past. 817 00:38:10,466 --> 00:38:13,341 Yeah. I'm slow, Chuck, but I'm not that slow. 818 00:38:13,424 --> 00:38:15,925 You guys are gonna win this one, probably already have, 819 00:38:16,007 --> 00:38:18,758 so I am going to choose carrot this time. 820 00:38:18,841 --> 00:38:20,299 What'll you have? 821 00:38:20,383 --> 00:38:21,966 Let's fast forward through the haggling. 822 00:38:22,049 --> 00:38:23,966 This check is sitting here on this plate. 823 00:38:24,049 --> 00:38:25,383 You'll probably tell me that the other side 824 00:38:25,466 --> 00:38:27,216 can give you the same amount. 825 00:38:27,299 --> 00:38:30,341 So why don't you tell me what you need to get this done. 826 00:38:35,860 --> 00:38:37,216 The keynote slot at the next meeting 827 00:38:37,299 --> 00:38:39,633 of the National Governors Association. 828 00:38:39,716 --> 00:38:43,007 Splashy. A springboard to the presidential. Yeah. 829 00:38:43,091 --> 00:38:44,140 You'll have it. 830 00:38:44,925 --> 00:38:46,966 Really? Just like that? Huh? 831 00:38:47,049 --> 00:38:50,341 No, it'll be expensive and a total pain in the ass. 832 00:38:51,174 --> 00:38:53,508 But you'll have it. 833 00:38:56,466 --> 00:38:57,716 Fine. 834 00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:59,675 Then I will, uh, make sure that 835 00:38:59,758 --> 00:39:01,383 the refineries loophole stays open. 836 00:39:01,466 --> 00:39:02,966 Great, and why not put a ring on it 837 00:39:03,049 --> 00:39:04,549 and legalize the whole damn thing. 838 00:39:05,133 --> 00:39:06,216 Lift the fracking ban? 839 00:39:06,299 --> 00:39:08,049 If you're gonna do a thing, do it all the way. 840 00:39:08,132 --> 00:39:09,716 Well, I mean, the environmentalists 841 00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:11,216 - will have a field day... - Think of the Upstate jobs. 842 00:39:11,299 --> 00:39:14,049 The tax revenue. 843 00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:20,007 All right, I'll, uh... I'll... do my best. 844 00:39:20,782 --> 00:39:22,675 Do better than that. 845 00:39:22,758 --> 00:39:25,299 I just gave you 1.2 million soldiers. 846 00:39:25,383 --> 00:39:26,925 That should help. 847 00:39:32,591 --> 00:39:34,758 Put your fucking forks down. We're leaving. 848 00:39:36,841 --> 00:39:38,007 Hey! 849 00:39:38,091 --> 00:39:39,174 Chow time. 850 00:39:41,466 --> 00:39:42,883 And so, General, 851 00:39:42,966 --> 00:39:44,675 with the Native Americans prepared to get vocal, 852 00:39:44,758 --> 00:39:47,424 the news on mobile voting isn't good. 853 00:39:47,508 --> 00:39:50,091 I thought Sam Houston and the Texas Rangers 854 00:39:50,174 --> 00:39:52,758 took care of this shit a hundred and fifty years ago. 855 00:39:52,841 --> 00:39:55,091 Looks like they left you some work to do. 856 00:39:55,174 --> 00:39:56,633 Whatever you need me to do, I'm ready. 857 00:39:56,716 --> 00:39:59,925 Find a way to introduce an infected blanket, 858 00:40:00,007 --> 00:40:02,424 like good ol' Lord Jeff Amherst. 859 00:40:19,257 --> 00:40:20,758 - Steven. - Hey. 860 00:40:20,841 --> 00:40:22,925 Whoa. 861 00:40:23,007 --> 00:40:25,549 I'm glad we could finally get this on the books. 862 00:40:25,633 --> 00:40:27,675 Yeah. Wendy, it's great to see you. 863 00:40:27,758 --> 00:40:32,383 Um. Listen... my counter-intel has found out 864 00:40:32,466 --> 00:40:34,383 that you're having some problems with your medical license? 865 00:40:34,466 --> 00:40:36,549 And my board doesn't think it's such a good idea 866 00:40:36,633 --> 00:40:39,174 for me to be coached by you. 867 00:40:40,443 --> 00:40:41,523 Oh. 868 00:40:43,822 --> 00:40:45,299 Can we sit? 869 00:40:45,383 --> 00:40:47,424 Yeah. Of course. 870 00:40:50,174 --> 00:40:52,508 This is exactly the kind of thing we need to start with. 871 00:40:52,591 --> 00:40:54,091 It sounds like your board is 872 00:40:54,174 --> 00:40:56,341 flexing its muscles, exerting pressure. 873 00:40:56,424 --> 00:40:58,216 And you gave into it. 874 00:40:58,299 --> 00:40:59,549 - I guess. - Let's talk about that. 875 00:40:59,633 --> 00:41:00,925 Why do you think your board has 876 00:41:01,007 --> 00:41:02,508 that kind of influence over you... 877 00:41:02,591 --> 00:41:03,925 Wendy... I... I see what you're doing. 878 00:41:04,007 --> 00:41:05,508 And I'm going to stop you right there. 879 00:41:05,591 --> 00:41:07,466 My board has stated that I can't have a session 880 00:41:07,549 --> 00:41:10,049 with a doctor who's facing an ethics hearing. 881 00:41:11,981 --> 00:41:14,132 It'll make me seem as sketchy as you. 882 00:41:44,633 --> 00:41:46,966 - Hey, Frank. - How are you? 883 00:41:47,049 --> 00:41:48,591 - How are you, Jeff? - How you doing? 884 00:41:48,675 --> 00:41:50,591 - You made it. - Got money on your man, Axe. 885 00:41:50,675 --> 00:41:51,758 - Meet Rebecca Cantu. - Hi. 886 00:41:51,841 --> 00:41:53,633 Rebecca. Jim Chanos. How are you? 887 00:41:53,716 --> 00:41:54,966 - Pleasure. - Charles. 888 00:41:55,049 --> 00:41:56,216 - You look amazing. - You're the man. 889 00:41:56,299 --> 00:41:57,466 Yeah. You look fabulous. 890 00:41:57,549 --> 00:41:59,800 - I'll see you this weekend? - Awesome. 891 00:42:01,341 --> 00:42:03,174 Axe with the first grenade 892 00:42:03,257 --> 00:42:04,591 he launched at your father's company. 893 00:42:04,675 --> 00:42:07,007 Rebecca Cantu. 894 00:42:11,883 --> 00:42:14,049 That's more than a business relationship. 895 00:42:14,132 --> 00:42:15,758 Hmm. 896 00:42:17,675 --> 00:42:19,591 Wendy Rhoades, on your six. 897 00:42:24,841 --> 00:42:26,841 You reported me to the Medical Board? 898 00:42:29,633 --> 00:42:31,091 Yes, I did. 899 00:42:31,174 --> 00:42:32,966 Are you going to say it wasn't warranted? 900 00:42:33,049 --> 00:42:36,049 Please. Neither of us is blameless. 901 00:42:36,132 --> 00:42:39,216 I think we both did things I'd say were pretty fucked up... 902 00:42:39,299 --> 00:42:40,716 The difference is: I didn't use 903 00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:43,549 your most intimate secrets to destroy your family. 904 00:42:43,633 --> 00:42:47,633 But you went crying to the principal's office... dick move. 905 00:42:48,467 --> 00:42:50,549 C'mon, let's find our seats. 906 00:42:55,299 --> 00:42:57,049 I apologize. 907 00:42:57,132 --> 00:42:59,383 That was the first action I've taken without your clearance. 908 00:42:59,466 --> 00:43:01,132 It will be the last... 909 00:43:01,216 --> 00:43:03,424 You're worried I'm upset because you disobeyed me. 910 00:43:03,508 --> 00:43:05,549 But I know why you did it... to defend me. 911 00:43:05,633 --> 00:43:07,466 And I appreciate it. 912 00:43:15,508 --> 00:43:17,675 I... I don't... I don't think I can stay for this... 913 00:43:19,341 --> 00:43:20,925 I'll go with you. 914 00:43:21,007 --> 00:43:22,341 Let's get an Uber. 915 00:43:27,841 --> 00:43:29,883 Just remember, you've prepared enough to win 916 00:43:29,966 --> 00:43:31,132 as long as you don't rush it. 917 00:43:31,216 --> 00:43:33,216 So, breathe and focus. 918 00:43:33,299 --> 00:43:35,132 Just knock him out. 919 00:43:38,591 --> 00:43:40,341 No matter what happens, 920 00:43:40,424 --> 00:43:43,341 know that I am beside myself with gratitude and pride. 921 00:43:43,424 --> 00:43:46,424 Asking you to come with me was the best decision I ever made. 922 00:43:46,508 --> 00:43:49,341 Fuck. No way I can beg out of the fight after that. 923 00:43:50,025 --> 00:43:52,257 Now fucking slaughter him. 924 00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:08,549 Bloomberg alert. 925 00:44:08,633 --> 00:44:10,383 Governor's about to announce on fracking. 926 00:44:10,466 --> 00:44:12,174 Oh, well. 927 00:44:12,257 --> 00:44:14,174 Seems only right that we should watch his decision 928 00:44:14,257 --> 00:44:15,758 come down together. 929 00:44:15,841 --> 00:44:17,716 My thought exactly. 930 00:44:18,921 --> 00:44:20,675 _ 931 00:44:20,758 --> 00:44:22,716 Jed, we struck oil! 932 00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:24,966 Fracking. Is. Legal! 933 00:44:26,174 --> 00:44:27,549 - Yeah! - Yeah! 934 00:44:27,633 --> 00:44:30,257 - Whoo! - Look at that! Yeah! 935 00:44:30,341 --> 00:44:32,675 - Whoo! - Yes! 936 00:44:32,758 --> 00:44:35,716 Yeah! 937 00:44:38,966 --> 00:44:40,966 What the fuck? 938 00:44:41,670 --> 00:44:43,049 What don't I know? 939 00:44:43,977 --> 00:44:46,591 What's the one thing you need most when fracking? 940 00:44:50,758 --> 00:44:55,091 We've got our lot... 941 00:44:58,207 --> 00:45:00,132 And the agua is ours. 942 00:45:05,179 --> 00:45:07,800 You bought up the fucking water rights. 943 00:45:07,883 --> 00:45:09,966 My short position was actually quite small. 944 00:45:10,049 --> 00:45:11,549 Just enough to get on the tote board. 945 00:45:13,355 --> 00:45:14,716 You baited me. 946 00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:16,383 You needed fracking to happen 947 00:45:16,466 --> 00:45:18,675 and so you used me to make sure that it did. 948 00:45:18,758 --> 00:45:20,383 I certainly couldn't be seen doing it. 949 00:45:20,466 --> 00:45:22,216 Yet fact, I made it happen. 950 00:45:22,299 --> 00:45:25,049 So while you'll profit, it's only fair I make more than you. 951 00:45:25,132 --> 00:45:26,966 I taught you well. 952 00:45:27,049 --> 00:45:29,257 I see that taking credit for my success 953 00:45:29,341 --> 00:45:31,007 in the midst of defeat is a kind of balm. 954 00:45:31,091 --> 00:45:32,841 So you go on ahead. 955 00:45:32,925 --> 00:45:34,299 And if you still care to make a wager on the fight, 956 00:45:34,383 --> 00:45:36,633 I'll do a million at a buck fifty-to one. 957 00:45:36,716 --> 00:45:38,424 Booked. 958 00:45:47,675 --> 00:45:50,591 Ladies and gentlemen, fans of the glove game 959 00:45:50,675 --> 00:45:53,800 from around the globe... welcome to Fight Night! 960 00:46:01,049 --> 00:46:02,508 - Champ! Reigning champ! - One, two. 961 00:46:02,591 --> 00:46:03,841 - One, two, three. - You're the best ever. 962 00:46:03,925 --> 00:46:05,257 - Style is impetuous... - Slip! 963 00:46:05,341 --> 00:46:07,049 ...your defense is impregnable... 964 00:46:07,132 --> 00:46:08,299 ♪ I smoke on the mic like smoking Joe Frazier ♪ 965 00:46:08,383 --> 00:46:09,394 One, two. One, two. 966 00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:10,896 Thanks, Champ. 967 00:46:12,383 --> 00:46:15,007 We have one more reason to level these motherfuckers. 968 00:46:15,091 --> 00:46:18,424 Bury him, I buy you two new houses... one for each wife. 969 00:46:18,508 --> 00:46:20,841 - I will, boss. - Damn right he is. 970 00:46:23,091 --> 00:46:24,633 Let's go, baby. Let's go. 971 00:46:24,716 --> 00:46:26,299 - One, two, three. - Ah! 972 00:46:26,383 --> 00:46:27,633 - One, two. Jab, jab. - Ya! 973 00:46:27,716 --> 00:46:29,299 - There you go, baby. - Ow! 974 00:46:29,383 --> 00:46:31,841 With all the pageantry and respect 975 00:46:31,925 --> 00:46:34,883 due an event of this magnitude, here come the fighters. 976 00:46:34,966 --> 00:46:37,966 First in the ring, Dudley Mafee. 977 00:46:38,049 --> 00:46:40,758 Ah, yes, the Mauler from Aurora 978 00:46:40,841 --> 00:46:43,216 heading into the ring at 6'2". 979 00:46:43,299 --> 00:46:45,633 What do you think, about 218 pounds? 980 00:46:45,716 --> 00:46:47,132 218. That was the same exact weight 981 00:46:47,216 --> 00:46:48,800 that Tyson was in his prime. 982 00:46:48,883 --> 00:46:51,299 A very different 218 on the "Iron Mike" Tyson, 983 00:46:51,383 --> 00:46:53,383 Bob, very different. 984 00:46:53,466 --> 00:46:55,508 Next up, Dollar Bill Stearn. 985 00:46:57,466 --> 00:47:00,341 Getting more of a George "The Animal" Steele vibe 986 00:47:00,424 --> 00:47:01,544 - from this one. - I agree. 987 00:47:01,599 --> 00:47:04,091 There appears to be a little bit of the animal in this guy. 988 00:47:04,174 --> 00:47:06,466 Amazing. Axe got Deontay Wilder 989 00:47:06,549 --> 00:47:07,966 in Dollar Bill's corner. 990 00:47:08,049 --> 00:47:09,452 And over on Team Mafee, 991 00:47:09,500 --> 00:47:13,966 we've got UFC heavyweight champ Stipe Miocic. 992 00:47:14,049 --> 00:47:17,007 Dollar Bill! Dollar Bill! 993 00:47:24,059 --> 00:47:27,508 And there's the bell. 994 00:47:27,591 --> 00:47:30,675 All right, and we're under way. 995 00:47:30,758 --> 00:47:33,299 - We're under way. - You got this, baby! 996 00:47:33,383 --> 00:47:36,883 And... we're waiting for someone to get hit. 997 00:47:42,591 --> 00:47:43,758 Ohh! 998 00:47:48,383 --> 00:47:50,508 Go! Go! Go! Go! 999 00:47:52,758 --> 00:47:54,007 Oh! 1000 00:47:57,549 --> 00:47:59,347 Dollar! 1001 00:48:00,007 --> 00:48:01,341 Dollar Bill doesn't follow up. 1002 00:48:01,424 --> 00:48:02,758 He just moves back and celebrates. 1003 00:48:15,257 --> 00:48:17,007 Oh! 1004 00:48:21,174 --> 00:48:24,675 Not entirely legal, but it's the first guy to go down. 1005 00:48:26,424 --> 00:48:28,216 Fuck his ass up! 1006 00:48:30,758 --> 00:48:33,174 Well, patty-cake, and then there's a baker's man. 1007 00:48:34,508 --> 00:48:36,091 And with that, Rich, 1008 00:48:36,174 --> 00:48:37,383 he just punched him right in the fucking dick. 1009 00:48:37,466 --> 00:48:40,007 - Oh, shit. - Again, not entirely legal. 1010 00:48:46,841 --> 00:48:48,800 Both of them losing a lot of energy. 1011 00:48:48,883 --> 00:48:50,257 You can tell they're dripping sweat from everywhere. 1012 00:48:50,341 --> 00:48:51,424 They're out of shape. 1013 00:48:51,508 --> 00:48:52,800 They're all fucked up. 1014 00:48:54,549 --> 00:48:56,424 - Ohh! - Come on! 1015 00:48:58,216 --> 00:49:00,216 - That's not legal. - I'm gonna be honest, viewers. 1016 00:49:00,299 --> 00:49:02,132 This is probably one of the pussiest fights 1017 00:49:02,216 --> 00:49:03,706 I've ever seen in my life. 1018 00:49:05,466 --> 00:49:06,841 They stopped fighting before the bell. 1019 00:49:08,508 --> 00:49:10,800 - And now Maffe's vomiting. - Ugh. 1020 00:49:10,883 --> 00:49:12,007 You got to keep going right now! 1021 00:49:12,091 --> 00:49:13,466 Let's go! Make it happen! 1022 00:49:13,549 --> 00:49:15,007 - Keep going! - You got to keep going! 1023 00:49:19,508 --> 00:49:21,758 That's the Bald Bull Charge 1024 00:49:21,841 --> 00:49:24,257 from Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! 1025 00:49:27,675 --> 00:49:29,758 All right, this is quickly becoming a farce here. 1026 00:49:29,841 --> 00:49:31,257 Come on! 1027 00:49:31,341 --> 00:49:33,132 What is going on here? 1028 00:49:33,216 --> 00:49:35,591 This looks like an audition for the fucking Walking Dead. 1029 00:49:36,429 --> 00:49:38,383 Axe cannot be happy about this. 1030 00:49:46,132 --> 00:49:47,549 Down goes Dollar Bill. 1031 00:49:47,633 --> 00:49:49,299 - Just fucking stand up! - Get up, Bill! 1032 00:49:49,383 --> 00:49:51,883 Stand up! 1033 00:49:51,966 --> 00:49:54,591 And Mafee is trying to pull himself up, 1034 00:49:54,675 --> 00:49:55,758 but he's toast. 1035 00:49:55,841 --> 00:49:57,675 - Dig deep right now! - Get up! 1036 00:49:57,758 --> 00:49:59,633 Let's go. Get up. Get the fuck up. Let's go. 1037 00:49:59,716 --> 00:50:01,466 We have two fighters down. 1038 00:50:01,549 --> 00:50:03,549 And the round hasn't even started. 1039 00:50:09,591 --> 00:50:11,841 There's a concession stand in the ring. 1040 00:50:11,925 --> 00:50:15,049 This is beyond pathetic, Bob. 1041 00:50:18,383 --> 00:50:20,091 I think they're calling it a double loss? 1042 00:50:20,174 --> 00:50:22,257 When you talk about the shitbag titty fuck 1043 00:50:22,341 --> 00:50:26,091 of the night... that's another fucking draw. 1044 00:50:26,174 --> 00:50:27,925 Ain't gonna be no rematch. 1045 00:50:28,007 --> 00:50:29,716 Don't want one. 1046 00:50:36,216 --> 00:50:37,288 Come on. 1047 00:50:38,049 --> 00:50:40,424 Gentlemen, gentlemen, you will get your money back. 1048 00:50:40,508 --> 00:50:42,049 I will do it one at a... 1049 00:50:44,591 --> 00:50:45,966 Why's he so happy? 1050 00:50:46,049 --> 00:50:48,549 Fight was a draw. He had push. 1051 00:50:48,633 --> 00:50:51,132 I won. I motherfucking won. 1052 00:50:51,216 --> 00:50:53,549 I am a winner. Because I win. 1053 00:50:53,633 --> 00:50:56,049 I motherfucking win. 1054 00:50:58,007 --> 00:50:59,091 - Not bad. - Mm. 1055 00:51:00,549 --> 00:51:01,800 We could blow out that wall, 1056 00:51:01,883 --> 00:51:02,716 - make a great room. - Mm-hmm. 1057 00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:04,591 - Or a man cave for you. - Mm-hmm. 1058 00:51:05,659 --> 00:51:08,132 Also just rip up this island and just flip the whole kitchen. 1059 00:51:08,216 --> 00:51:09,716 Yeah. We're gonna re-do all the floors anyway, 1060 00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:11,007 they're like from the '90s... 1061 00:51:11,091 --> 00:51:13,091 Sorry, I thought we'd be done by now. 1062 00:51:14,466 --> 00:51:16,007 It's just so great. We love it. 1063 00:51:16,706 --> 00:51:18,007 Nice to meet you. 1064 00:51:18,091 --> 00:51:19,508 - When are you due? - Next month. 1065 00:51:19,591 --> 00:51:20,883 Mm. Your first? 1066 00:51:20,966 --> 00:51:22,007 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 1067 00:51:22,091 --> 00:51:23,198 Mm. 1068 00:51:25,124 --> 00:51:27,424 - Good luck. - Thank you. 1069 00:51:31,506 --> 00:51:34,341 Well, there they were. 1070 00:51:35,603 --> 00:51:37,716 We're really going to sell to them... 1071 00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:40,841 So they can come in here and tear this place apart. 1072 00:51:40,925 --> 00:51:43,216 I know you saw those cigars in his pocket. 1073 00:51:43,299 --> 00:51:44,966 He'll be puffing up a storm. 1074 00:51:45,049 --> 00:51:46,966 Whole place will smell like it. 1075 00:51:48,859 --> 00:51:53,049 You're right. Like it or not, this is our home. 1076 00:51:53,983 --> 00:51:55,633 Was... 1077 00:51:55,716 --> 00:51:58,341 And I don't think I want them living in it. 1078 00:51:59,176 --> 00:52:00,508 So we take it off the market? 1079 00:52:02,466 --> 00:52:04,049 Maybe. 1080 00:52:04,132 --> 00:52:07,216 Oh, Wend, 1081 00:52:07,299 --> 00:52:10,591 oh, I was hoping you'd say that. 1082 00:52:11,944 --> 00:52:16,174 And does that mean I can, uh, move back in to the bedroom? 1083 00:52:18,658 --> 00:52:20,758 Let's take it one step at a time, Chuck. 1084 00:52:29,742 --> 00:52:30,841 Thank you. 1085 00:52:34,716 --> 00:52:37,007 It's no big deal. 1086 00:52:37,091 --> 00:52:40,383 You had a shitty, shitty night. 1087 00:52:40,466 --> 00:52:43,007 After a couple of shitty days. 1088 00:52:43,091 --> 00:52:46,716 And you actually took the time to buy up the shares I needed. 1089 00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:50,841 Yeah. I found an index fund to release a block to me. 1090 00:52:50,925 --> 00:52:53,466 There's something for me in this too. 1091 00:52:53,549 --> 00:52:56,007 We combine our shares, 1092 00:52:56,091 --> 00:52:58,675 you get to make your takeover move on Saler's, 1093 00:52:58,758 --> 00:53:01,549 and I get a board seat. 1094 00:53:02,545 --> 00:53:04,132 I knew it was important to you... 1095 00:53:04,707 --> 00:53:06,549 And so it begins. 1096 00:53:07,731 --> 00:53:08,966 Yeah. 1097 00:53:09,049 --> 00:53:10,800 Now I'm at the starting line. 1098 00:53:35,132 --> 00:53:36,216 Why are you on my site? 1099 00:53:36,299 --> 00:53:38,091 Site's closed until further notice. 1100 00:53:38,174 --> 00:53:39,800 The fuck is this all about? 1101 00:53:39,883 --> 00:53:41,633 Security reasons. 1102 00:53:42,260 --> 00:53:43,883 This is what it's about, Dad. 1103 00:53:49,424 --> 00:53:53,508 Counterterrorism, drug enforcement, gangs. 1104 00:53:53,591 --> 00:53:55,091 Those illustrious task forces 1105 00:53:55,174 --> 00:53:57,174 are why you are the nation's finest. 1106 00:53:57,257 --> 00:54:00,299 Yes, Mr. Attorney General. They're the pride of the NYPD. 1107 00:54:00,383 --> 00:54:03,966 Yeah. Which is why I'm pulling 'em. 1108 00:54:04,049 --> 00:54:05,966 That prestigious work... 1109 00:54:06,049 --> 00:54:08,216 and the deep pocket funding of it... 1110 00:54:08,299 --> 00:54:12,299 will be going instead to your neighbors in New Jersey. 1111 00:54:12,383 --> 00:54:15,841 Now, that might not make you look too good... 1112 00:54:16,714 --> 00:54:19,216 Jesus... 1113 00:54:19,299 --> 00:54:21,049 Unless what? 1114 00:54:26,758 --> 00:54:29,132 I guess this voting thing does matter that much to 'em. 1115 00:54:29,216 --> 00:54:30,925 Then you better fucking fix it. 1116 00:54:31,007 --> 00:54:32,341 Ohhh, I'll fix it. 1117 00:54:32,424 --> 00:54:34,341 Like Lyndon Johnson did the South. 1118 00:54:36,091 --> 00:54:37,424 For my own fucking reasons. 1119 00:55:39,007 --> 00:55:41,293 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com