1 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:17,400 The spicy one's elite! 2 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:23,000 Yeah bro, 'cause it's got those things... ja-... 3 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:24,640 - Jalapenos. - That's it. 4 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:26,160 What? 5 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:29,640 - Jalapenos, bro, don't worry about it. - What's that?! 6 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:34,520 - Like a pickle? - The pickle's a cucumber. 7 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:36,720 This is chilli pepper. 8 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:41,440 Check it out, pops, it says so right here. 9 00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:48,480 Jalapenos, which is cayenne pepper from Mexico. 10 00:00:48,480 --> 00:00:52,040 Plus mayo, and so on. 11 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:56,800 As if! Cayenne pepper from Mexico! 12 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,760 Here, read it for yourself! 13 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:07,560 So, what, a truck full of fresh peppers drives in from Mexico every day?! 14 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:13,440 No, it comes from Mexico, but it can grow anywhere. 15 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:19,080 Like corn. The Americans invented it, but we grow it too. 16 00:03:53,560 --> 00:04:00,560 Shadows Episode 8 17 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:08,760 - I should've run away with the circus! - Hold on! 18 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:13,040 - That guy pissed himself. - No, I pissed all over him. 19 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:17,440 As well I should have, after what that fucker did! 20 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:18,720 Mr. Toma's here. 21 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:24,920 - Come on, lads! - Just a sec. 22 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:27,400 Move! 23 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:43,760 Crack a window, lads! 24 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:48,880 Let's get some air in, my ulcer starts acting out. 25 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:56,600 We thought it'd keep his noises from carrying out into the street. 26 00:04:57,720 --> 00:05:01,920 Now what? Wait until he croaks like a Somali? 27 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:09,560 We figured we'd wait, for you to make a call about him. 28 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:16,640 I'm not making any calls. He's under your roof. Do as you please. 29 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:23,920 Busted, thief! 30 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:29,400 Go get that axe! 31 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:33,400 Mirabela, get me some aprons and dish gloves. 32 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:37,000 What for? Not going to clog my sink again, are'ya?! 33 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:41,040 How about I clog it with you! Go and fetch what I asked! 34 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:42,840 I'm dead! 35 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:59,640 - Let's go, kiddo! - Fuck off, caramba! 36 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:03,600 Let's start here. 37 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:08,360 Pull him up. 38 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:14,000 - No! No! - Pin him down! 39 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:31,160 Mister Toma! 40 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:37,280 Mr. Toma, I just need a word! Mister Toma! 41 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:39,400 Stand down. 42 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:51,680 Where have I seen you before, mate? 43 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:58,480 -At the Captain's side! The Captain! -At the Captain's, yes, quite right! 44 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:02,280 How is the Captain these days? 45 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:07,080 Cocoº! 46 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:12,960 Never mind Cocoº, he got his throat cut in a parking lot. 47 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:18,560 The Captain! The Captain did it! With his car keys! 48 00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:21,680 He told me to finish him off. 49 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:27,080 But I let him go. 50 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:30,760 He still caught up with him afterwards... in hospital. 51 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:34,160 He's full of shit! Sure he's gonna talk, now that we grabbed him! 52 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:36,440 You grabbed me?! 53 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:38,600 Relu... 54 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:45,560 If you lie to me, I'll go after your family! 55 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:52,120 No need, I'll give you the address myself! 56 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:56,720 Deal. Give him a towel! 57 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:11,800 Have you got into a fight? 58 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:16,800 - I fell off my bike. - Really? Looks like a brawl to me. 59 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:22,920 Was in an accident myself 2 weeks ago! Also a biker, he ran into me! 60 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:27,800 He had no reflectors, no headlights, nothing! 61 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:31,920 He sprang up from a bystreet and wham! Rammed my wing! 62 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:35,040 Fucking asshole! 63 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:39,320 It was up to me to give way, but he blindsided me. 64 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:42,280 We tore into each other some. 65 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:44,600 I ended up covering his 8-day stint in hospital. 66 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:47,720 'Cause he broke this shoulder bone. 67 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:53,360 Out of the 2500 Lei I make in a month, I was left with a grand. 68 00:08:53,760 --> 00:09:00,760 On that and my wife's wage, we barely get by, what with the bills, food... 69 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:06,440 ...plus the kids' school stuff! 70 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:13,400 But that's life! Can't very well lie down and die, can I? 71 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:45,840 - Don't get in, I'm in a hurry! - What's up? 72 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:46,840 I'm OK. 73 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:51,720 Did you talk to them? Have you got what we talked about? 74 00:09:55,160 --> 00:10:01,400 -And now, what do we do? -Taking a break, from where I'm sitting. 75 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:07,400 -Not now. I meant, from now on. -What's with the sit-in anyway? 76 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:11,320 - You're on the rag? - In this heat?! 77 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:13,440 It hit 38 degrees at 11! 78 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:17,520 - Hey! - Drink some water, keep hydrated! 79 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:24,360 What's the plan with those? If the boss finds out, we're toast! 80 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:29,320 Exactly. That's your insurance. If you get hurt again, he's gonna pay. 81 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:35,440 Then why can't we hold on to them? And then hand them in ourselves? 82 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:39,160 There, take'em! Go ahead! 83 00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:44,120 Got a contact at the Station, or in Intelligence? 84 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:48,280 Or do you reckon you'll just file them at the booth? 85 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:51,760 Go ahead! See how long before anyone reads them! 86 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:53,840 Months, a year even! 87 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:58,280 - Do you reckon the boss won't find out? - I was just asking... 88 00:10:58,280 --> 00:11:02,120 You were just asking and I was just answering. 89 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:12,160 - Ok. Thanks. - Bye! 90 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:14,520 Mãdã! 91 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,920 I got you and the girls some stuff. 92 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,360 - No way, really?! - Yap! 93 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:37,520 Thanks! Bye! 94 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:13,520 Hello! 95 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:16,360 Cheers! 96 00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:32,560 - Hey dad! - Tschüss. 97 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:39,520 What's the word? When are you getting discharged? 98 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:42,640 Said they found a - what was it, bro? 99 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:47,440 - Hema-hematoma... a blood clot! - That's it! 100 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:52,120 They found a blood clot on my brain, when Puiu hit me! 101 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:56,400 They gotta keep an eye out in case it shifts too far afield. 102 00:12:56,400 --> 00:13:01,560 - Take it easy then! Lie back... - I'm already laid-back! 103 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:04,840 What about you? 104 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:07,920 -I am too. -I bet! 105 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:12,520 - Did'ya jerk off? - Come again?! 106 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,360 Maybe you jerked off the dog? 107 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:20,120 Did'ya know fighting dogs get jerked off so they don't pass on the pedigree! 108 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:22,960 - Yeah, I know. - Teddy's not a fighting dog. 109 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:25,280 No wonder. Look who he takes after. 110 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:31,920 - How'bout screwing, do you do that? - Maybe I'll just step out. 111 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:34,960 Sit tight, bro! Speak up, boy. 112 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:39,000 - Speak about what? - What I just asked! 113 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:47,120 - I'm taking off. - You're not going anywhere! Come here! 114 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:57,520 Come closer! 115 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:07,360 I put you in Relu's charge so you'd learn to fend for yourself! 116 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:09,560 And what did'ya go and do?! 117 00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:14,600 With your smarts and your dad's reputation you could screw any pussy in town! 118 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:18,720 But no! You get hung up on Relu's daughter of all people! 119 00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:21,960 Boss, you heard the doc, you shouldn't get worked up! 120 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:27,920 I'd maybe get it if she were at least a looker, but let's be honest! 121 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:30,120 Honest?! 122 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:34,160 I can feel the blood clot swelling on my brain! 123 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:36,600 Here's what we do. 124 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:44,680 I reached out to your uncle Nicu in Madrid, 125 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:48,280 arranged that you visit with him over the summer. 126 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:50,320 See how you like it, if the weather agrees... 127 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:52,120 I don't wanna go to Madrid! 128 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:55,680 How would you know that if you've never been?! 129 00:14:56,080 --> 00:15:00,040 On top of which, I'm asking you. I'm asking you nicely. 130 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,640 Or d'ya want me to get upset and have a stroke? 131 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,720 You can even take the mutt with you. 132 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:11,960 The dog, that is. 133 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:23,040 - How much is it? - 50 grand. 134 00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:25,200 I counted it twice. 135 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,600 Whose money is this, Relu? 136 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:34,960 I told you, it's this guy's I work for. 137 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,920 Has Pop Puiu lost his marbles? 138 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:42,400 Why fuck us up, under our own roof, by bringing it here?! 139 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,680 What did we ever do to him? 140 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,160 He wanted to help. 141 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:52,280 Then he should've paid the electric bill, or the gas! 142 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:01,720 Don't worry, no one knows this money's here. 143 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:06,320 And it's not here, Relu, am I clear? It's not! 144 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:08,640 Go return it to whoever he swiped it from! 145 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,440 All I know is I'm not keeping it here! 146 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:16,240 Tell him you found it in Puiu's things and work something out. You have to! 147 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,080 What? 148 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:25,120 It's too late now. 149 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:32,120 - How come? Why is it too late? - 'Cause I worked it out with another. 150 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:39,520 You and the kids will be safe. That's set in stone. 151 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:41,760 So will Pop Puiu... 152 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:45,320 ...if he's still alive. 153 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:49,800 What about you? 154 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,680 Listen to me! 155 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:04,320 There'll be some guys picking you up tonight, if I don't show. 156 00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:06,280 I rented a country house, away from the city. 157 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:11,240 - What guys? No guys, I just want you! - Listen! 158 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:13,760 If I don't... 159 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,320 If I don't come back, 160 00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:23,960 take this money with you. And there's more... 161 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:27,400 ...by the shed, up in the eaves. 162 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:31,080 You'll find another 7 or 8,000 there, take that too. 163 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:33,840 Grab that box of jewelry too. OK? 164 00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:36,720 - You can find that one yourself! OK? - Why wouldn't you come back? 165 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:38,880 - It's down in the closet. - Why wouldn't you come? 166 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:42,640 -Are you listening to me? -Why not come yourself?! 167 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:46,640 You know your own hiding places! 168 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:58,600 I'll go set the table. 169 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,280 Can you leave that, please? 170 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:44,640 I will, if you stop nagging me every two seconds! 171 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:49,720 - The table is for eating. - Dig in, by all means! 172 00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:57,280 Pace yourself, you pig, or you'll be throwing up in the pool! 173 00:18:57,280 --> 00:19:00,040 - I'm not going. - When did you decide that? 174 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:03,840 -Yesterday. -And why is that? 175 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:10,160 Coach said dad told him we're going away on holiday next week. 176 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,640 That's when the meet is too. 177 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:17,080 No point going to swimming practice, if I'm not gonna compete. 178 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:21,200 - I'm not going, I'm busy next week. - Doing what? 179 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:24,000 That's for me to know. 180 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:27,640 Gotta go. 181 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:54,200 - Why did you switch off the TV? - 'Cause it was loud. 182 00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:57,080 Why not just turn it down? 183 00:20:57,080 --> 00:21:00,440 'Cause I do what I please in my flat! OK with you? 184 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:06,320 Why ask me to move in, if you didn't want me to? You pushed for it! 185 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:10,640 After I close my lease, you start banging on about the TV?! 186 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:13,200 When I asked you hadn't lost the plot! 187 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:18,880 -Now you stay at home and get drunk! -Better that than get mocked! 188 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:21,040 That's your call, stay in then! 189 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:24,640 Rattle the neighbors with the noise and the crap you bring in! 190 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:28,560 Fuck those squares! That's what the cleaning lady's for! 191 00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:31,720 As if my smoke's gonna throw your world out of kilter! 192 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:34,920 You making a show of yourself will! 193 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:38,560 -Can't you just be fucking civil? -That's fucking rich! 194 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:40,160 Getting lessons in manners 195 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:44,000 from the tramp who gave Arabs blow jobs for peanuts! 196 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:48,560 Itching to fight? That other itch all good and scratched? 197 00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:51,200 Get out, you pig! 198 00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:57,520 - You're putting them back, bitch! - Dream on! 199 00:21:57,520 --> 00:22:00,480 - I may just throw them out the window! - Careful I don't toss you out! 200 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:03,960 What did you just say to me?! Know your fucking place! 201 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:09,760 Better you remember yours! You're a scruffy whore! 202 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:12,480 - Get these ironed and put'em back! - You're getting the hell out... 203 00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:16,000 Shut up, you're making my ears bleed! I'm not going anywhere! 204 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,640 Unless you want the boss clued in on your deal with his whores! 205 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:21,640 I could hear you in the can, whispering on the phone! 206 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,640 - You're done playing me for a fool! - When did I do that? 207 00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:29,120 Did'ya forget?! When Relu slashed Giani and we both came to your place? 208 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:33,800 Everyone was there, the Captain, his posse. How they must've laughed! 209 00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:37,400 You sent me to the store for lemons, and took Relu in the back! 210 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:40,120 Where did he fuck you, huh? The desk, the couch? Where? 211 00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:46,320 -In the ass! -You're asking for it, you fucking slag! 212 00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:01,240 Fuck me! 213 00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:04,600 Good day, I'm Officer Voicu. 214 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,040 There was a complaint about the noise coming from your flat. 215 00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:10,320 - What? Who complained? - Another resident. 216 00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:13,840 -The guy from the 4th floor? -Could we come inside? 217 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:19,960 What about the crazy parties he throws?! 218 00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:23,440 I should be reporting him, the jerkoff! 219 00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:24,520 Good day. 220 00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:26,760 So we got into a fight. Like people do. 221 00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:29,640 It was a flash in the pan and no one got knifed! 222 00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:32,840 The neighbor said she'd heard you screaming before. 223 00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:38,120 She? Was it a she or a he? 224 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:43,000 Who is she, this neighbor? Did you call the cops? 225 00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:46,840 Where's your phone, asshole? Give it here! 226 00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,280 Hold him down! 227 00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:56,520 On your feet! 228 00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:01,000 You did call them, huh? 229 00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:06,800 You knew they'd haul back an ex-con! She set me up, boss! This bitch! 230 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:23,640 - Wrong door, kid! - Are you lost, junior?! 231 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:25,720 Is Magda in here? 232 00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:27,560 Occupied! 233 00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:38,440 Had too much coke again? Poor door, didn't deserve that! 234 00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:39,920 I love you. 235 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,120 Me too. Just let me wash my hands... 236 00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:49,640 Come with me. 237 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:51,760 Can't, I've got 2 more classes, then I'm meeting... 238 00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:54,120 Come away with me, abroad! 239 00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:57,160 - On holiday? - Yes! For a year or two. 240 00:24:57,160 --> 00:25:00,520 - A year? - Yes. Goa. India! 241 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:05,000 What I get for my car should last us a year. 242 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,880 Low-cost airline tickets are 1,000 euros. 243 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:10,640 - And school can go to hell?! - You'll take a gap year. 244 00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:15,360 - 'Cause you felt like going on vacation?! - With you. Yes. 245 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,160 I can't. 246 00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:25,320 - Can't or won't? - Can't. 247 00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:27,560 - Why not? - Because. 248 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:31,120 - 'Cause you don't love me! - Stupid. 249 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,200 Tell me why not! 250 00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,640 I'm pregnant, that's why. 251 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:41,040 Whose is it? 252 00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:44,240 Your mom's. 253 00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:50,640 Then why are you still smoking?! 254 00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:08,320 We've been here an hour now. 255 00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:12,320 Go ask that guy, maybe he knows something. 256 00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:15,680 Why should I go? You go. 257 00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:20,000 -Why me? -You've got the looks. 258 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:25,120 -No shit! -Go on, pretty please! Go! 259 00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:53,080 Howdy! 260 00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:59,400 Did'ya happen to see Mrs. Gina from across the street? 261 00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:05,280 -Gina who? -Relu's wife. Relu Oncescu. 262 00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:09,280 His wife's called Alina... she's from Taberei Road. 263 00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:14,200 - No, Gina. Have you seen her? - Gina? Sure about that? 264 00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:16,920 Seen her or not? Or her kids? 265 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:19,920 - A girl and a boy. - Watch your tone, sonny! 266 00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:22,480 I'm an old man! 267 00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:28,800 Answer the man already, you old fart! Stop hemming and hawing! 268 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:31,880 They drove off in two cars. 269 00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:35,880 - What make? - Make?! How should I know?! 270 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:39,560 I only know a Lada, I can't tell them apart. 271 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:42,520 They were big though - like tanks. 272 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,520 - Right, what else? - That's it. 273 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:49,120 Some guys got out, might've been three. 274 00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:53,960 -They got Alina, the kids, and took off. -They left with Gina? 275 00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:59,120 With Alina, son, I told you! Need me to draw you a picture?! 276 00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:18,440 You know, this would go easier if this bag had a hole. 277 00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:23,880 Give me a knife, I'll do it! Say the word, I'll cut you too! 278 00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:32,160 Kid, go figure, people pay good money for a massage. 279 00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:36,720 While plenty of suckers out there will rub you down for free! 280 00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:42,440 You brought me into the woods. Nice! Romantic even. 281 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:47,480 It occurs to me, people don't go to the woods anymore. Why is that? 282 00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:51,480 In my day, if you fancied a girl, wanted some pussy, 283 00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:53,800 you took her to the woods! 284 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:59,360 A camel-hair blanket, some wine, seltzer for the spritzer, a transistor, 285 00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:02,960 you'd get great reception of Radio Free Europe, no wire, no nothing. 286 00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:07,520 They put on The Beatles, Creedence... do you know'em? 287 00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:10,360 And then, if it worked, it worked. If not... 288 00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:14,480 ...at least you'd gone on a hike, breathed in some ozone! 289 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:18,920 I took this girl out once, man oh man! She was modelling for Adesgo... 290 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:33,520 Her beauty made you hard like cement in a mixer! 291 00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:38,160 So I take her to the woods, but the ground was full of thistles. 292 00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:43,240 Lucky for me I had a Wartburg! Had this great big backseat and... 293 00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:48,640 What? Why are we stopping? 294 00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:51,800 Sonny? Why are we stopping? 295 00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:59,120 At least take this damn sack off! 296 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:03,840 Don't send me to the farm like poultry, in a wrapper! 297 00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:15,080 Well, I'll be fucked! World's gone to hell in a handbasket. 298 00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:08,200 It's getting chilly. 299 00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:19,160 Giani? 300 00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:27,200 Pop Giani! How about you show the departed some respect? 301 00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:33,360 Could've been sitting pretty in Greece...sun, olives, Nana Mouskouri! 302 00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:39,240 Truth be told, that's the one thing I didn't like about life... 303 00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:40,760 ...death! 304 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:50,600 You know what this is? Rigor mortis. 305 00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:55,360 It's hard all the time, like I'd suckled concrete! 306 00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:59,680 I just can't do jack shit with it now. 307 00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:07,640 -I'm sorry, Pop Giani. Forgive me. -Get a grip, Relu! How could I?! 308 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:12,720 I will never forgive you! You killed me, Relu. 309 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:19,160 Before you came to the baths that day, I was. After, I was no more. 310 00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:22,320 Couldn't forgive you if I wanted to. 311 00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:25,880 'Cause I don't exist anymore. Don't eat anymore... 312 00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:30,560 I don't drink, sleep or fuck anymore. 313 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:35,080 I don't want nothin' no more, can't do nothin' either. 314 00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:40,240 - But you can forgive yourself. - I can't. 315 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:49,240 You know, if you've always chosen what you thought was best, 316 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:54,680 then the tag end you wind up in is the best possible place. 317 00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:07,600 Why couldn't you've come sooner, pops? 318 00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:12,400 What's with you here?! 319 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:15,920 I've been calling non-stop. You left your phone at home. 320 00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:17,280 Why are you here? 321 00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:20,760 - Did he lay a hand on you? - Who?! 322 00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:23,920 Look what the cat dragged in! 323 00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:28,840 What happened there? Did Puiu turn on you too? 324 00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:34,400 I came out on top after all, huh? I got the girl, you got the boy. 325 00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:36,240 In-laws, man! 326 00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:40,040 I gained a daughter, you're stuck with my son! 327 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:45,880 Here I was, never a doubt in my mind that he was a Nelly! 328 00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:49,880 Had a chat with him earlier. See, I'd known about it. 329 00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:54,760 Told him: "Let Relu's daughter be, son! She's not even... 330 00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:59,400 ...reached her prime, plus she's still in school... 331 00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:02,520 What could you possibly want from her?" 332 00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:06,840 But now that he knocked her up, what'll you do? 333 00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:11,400 We could've snapped their necks. But it's just no use at this point. 334 00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:15,600 But he means business. To my surprise. 335 00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:24,920 Come on out, while the spritzer's still cold! 336 00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:32,040 -Is it true? -Which part? 337 00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:36,600 That your daughter's an idiot who got knocked up at 17? 338 00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:41,680 Oh and I'm happy?! How they'll be finger-wagging on the block! At school! 339 00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:45,240 - Didn't you teach her how no...? - So it's my fault?! 340 00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:48,400 Aren't you gonna join us? We'll join you, then! 341 00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:58,120 Man, if anyone'd told me I'd end up being played by a teenage girl 342 00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:00,480 and a colt who not that long ago was begging me for 343 00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:04,120 what were they called? Pokemons? 344 00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:10,520 I would have spat in their faces! But then here I'd be, in deep shit! 345 00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:14,760 At least I'm not alone! 346 00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:21,800 Relu and I go back years. 347 00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:26,360 We've got a lot of things in common. 348 00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:29,480 We're both Barcelona fans... 349 00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:35,840 His mates are my mates too, and the other way around... 350 00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:43,440 By the by, how much d'ya reckon Toma's gonna cough up at the wedding? 351 00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:51,960 We're both the silent giver type! 352 00:38:56,120 --> 00:39:00,920 But now, with this twist, we're more than brothers, 353 00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:04,440 we're like Siamese twins! 354 00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:11,400 'Cause we're both thinking of and hoping for the same thing 355 00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:13,880 this little guy's well-being! 356 00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:19,480 Nicky boy! Someone like me can only have male heirs! 357 00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:24,400 Let's drink! To our health and to the young'un! 358 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:28,560 And may the best of our todays be the worst of our tomorrows! 359 00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:37,960 I have to go see a man about a horse. 360 00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:42,360 Want to come and lend me a hand? 361 00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:08,880 What? 362 00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:13,720 Then finish it. 363 00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:47,760 The end