1 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,720 I’m leaving now. It was very fun flying with you. 2 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:45,840 Ms. Pleng. 3 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:10,040 Stop making me blush. 4 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:39,880 It's with me already. 5 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:43,640 You have good taste. 6 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:14,080 -I'll have one original mocha ice blended. -Sure. 7 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:21,640 Gosh! I’m sorry. 8 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:27,200 Hey! 9 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:29,280 What's wrong with you? 10 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:43,520 What are you looking at? Do I look like your husband? 11 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:49,240 Are you Gym? Kaya’s boyfriend? 12 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:52,880 Kaya asked me to translate this voice message for you. 13 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:54,160 It’s in this thumb drive. 14 00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:57,120 I’m going to start, okay? 15 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:03,920 Are you mixed-race? 16 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:22,280 Hi, Gym. 17 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:26,720 I’m sorry about keeping my interview at the factory a secret. 18 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:32,480 I love you. 19 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:37,480 But we hardly have anything in common. 20 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:40,040 For example, 21 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:41,680 our interests, 22 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:43,320 culture, 23 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:45,400 attitude, religion, 24 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:49,280 and way of life. 25 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:51,840 I think 26 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:54,680 we won’t make it together. 27 00:06:55,280 --> 00:06:57,480 We can’t really communicate and understand each other. 28 00:06:57,800 --> 00:06:58,720 Communicate, my ass! 29 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:00,760 We slept together every night! 30 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:05,680 I don’t know anything. 31 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:07,960 I’m just here to translate the file. 32 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:09,760 I’m going to continue, okay? 33 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:12,160 I hope you will meet 34 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:13,840 the right person one day. 35 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:15,240 You are the right one for me. 36 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:17,720 I'm done listening. 37 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:20,960 Okay. That’s fine if you don’t want to listen anymore. 38 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:23,120 Wait. 39 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:25,080 You’re the one who taught her English, right? 40 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:29,800 Yes. 41 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:33,360 This is your fault! Damn it! 42 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:42,080 What the hell are you looking at? 43 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:04,440 Is that a bomb? 44 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:37,760 Excuse me. What is that? 45 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:39,240 I think it's chicken soup. 46 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:40,320 Chicken soup? 47 00:08:41,039 --> 00:08:42,480 Here. Look, winter melon. 48 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:43,799 Winter melon! 49 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:46,160 What kind of person are you? Are you talking to me? 50 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:49,240 I’m talking about that guy. 51 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:52,120 What kind of person are you? 52 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:53,600 Are you talking to me? 53 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:56,280 I’m talking about that guy. 54 00:08:57,800 --> 00:09:00,240 A person like that shouldn't live long. 55 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,080 Oh. You must be talking about that guy. 56 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:03,120 I'm talking about you! 57 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:44,280 SPEAK ENGLISH LIKE A NATIVE 58 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:29,200 Oh gosh! 59 00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:44,320 What the hell is wrong with you? 60 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:47,320 Don’t get any closer. 61 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:49,120 I will poke your eyes. 62 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:52,080 It’s not worth it. 63 00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:55,320 Do you want to play rough? 64 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:00,640 I’m going to go for that interview so I can get Kaya back. 65 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,200 And you have to teach me. 66 00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:04,000 Ask your dad to teach you then. 67 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:06,120 Aren’t you mixed-race? 68 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:07,520 Hey! 69 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:09,440 My dad is French. 70 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:11,840 He fled back to his country even before I could walk. 71 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:15,520 -You can study with some other teacher. -No, I can’t. 72 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:17,040 You taught Kaya. 73 00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:19,520 So you have to teach me too. 74 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:26,600 You saw your cut-out standee, right? 75 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:29,040 So will you teach me? 76 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:30,560 Sure. 77 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:31,760 One on one? 78 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:32,880 Okay. 79 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:49,400 Here. The fee. 80 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:52,400 If you ditch me, 81 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,400 I won’t ask for a refund. 82 00:11:57,880 --> 00:11:59,200 I want something else in return. 83 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:18,560 Is this even worth it? 84 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:40,280 It’s four in the morning and you're still awake? 85 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:47,040 You should have joined us for dinner. 86 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:54,320 Because you didn’t go, Aey and Chai kept clinking glasses with me. 87 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:56,360 Hey. 88 00:12:57,720 --> 00:12:59,920 They sent their regards to you too. 89 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:05,400 See? 90 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:09,120 There are a lot of them. 91 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:13,760 They wrote things on me like I was a notebook. 92 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:23,440 DON'T BE SAD, MICRODICK! -AEY 93 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:26,160 THE END OF THE LEGENDARY SEX MACHINE. -CHAI 94 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:32,440 Isn’t that the erotic chicken? 95 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:38,080 Wow. So sexy. 96 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:42,720 So erotic. 97 00:13:58,760 --> 00:13:59,680 Hey. 98 00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:01,560 Don’t be depressed. 99 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:04,240 You know when you get sad, 100 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:06,080 you don't look cool anymore. 101 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:10,640 -Dude, you’re drunk. Go to sleep. -Hey, you don’t need her. 102 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:14,120 Kaya. 103 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:15,400 Kaya. 104 00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:16,560 Kaya. 105 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:18,240 Kaya. 106 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:24,280 The Kaya kick. 107 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:36,600 It all came out... 108 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,320 my congee. 109 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:38,760 Why are you standing up? 110 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:40,680 I said understand, not stand up. 111 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:43,280 I know that. 112 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:44,880 I am going to get coffee. 113 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:46,720 Do you want one? 114 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:47,640 Sure. 115 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:48,920 Go ahead. 116 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,440 This is harder than trying to move an elephant. 117 00:15:57,920 --> 00:16:03,880 INTERNATIONAL SONG 118 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:13,120 The sound snakes make. Hisses. 119 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:15,080 Give it a try. 120 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:29,360 Head. 121 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:32,680 Head. 122 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:34,840 Not head. Pull your tongue back in. 123 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:37,720 Head. 124 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:40,040 Why are you making that sound? 125 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:42,920 It's like when you shoo away a dog. 126 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:43,960 Shoo shoo. 127 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:45,000 Yes, like that. 128 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:47,240 Combine them together. 129 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,440 Head shoo shoo. 130 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:57,920 Fail! 131 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,600 Do I have to exaggerate that much? 132 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,319 Z. Excuse me? 133 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:14,440 X, Y and... Z. 134 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:17,760 See! 135 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:38,920 Even sixth graders know this word. 136 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:48,400 That. 137 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:52,000 No. 138 00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:56,320 Are you blind? 139 00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:59,360 So what is it then? 140 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:00,680 Those are mangoes. 141 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:02,120 Mangoes? 142 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:03,560 What mangoes? 143 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:05,160 Ripe juicy mangoes. 144 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,040 Why are you walking up? 145 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,200 It’s already 10 p.m. I had to teach you until late. 146 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,200 The building and the elevators are closed. 147 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,600 Do you need a ride to your car? 148 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:41,360 No. 149 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:46,680 My boyfriend gave me this. 150 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:49,680 You have a boyfriend? 151 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,800 Have the cap open and ready 152 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:55,120 so when you get jumped you can use it right away. 153 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,440 I know you are talking shit about me. 154 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:05,400 I don’t understand though. 155 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:51,480 Do I just pick one? 156 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:52,840 Go ahead. 157 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,480 Everybody has to take a turn. 158 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:15,440 What do you want me to say about moles? 159 00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:17,520 Anything you want. 160 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:19,360 Anything I want? 161 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:22,880 Ready? 162 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:51,560 Wow, that was fast. 163 00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:56,600 Pleng, a student asked for your number today. 164 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:01,600 Who? 165 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:05,600 Mr. Pruek, the student in your conversation for business class. 166 00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:09,280 And did you give it to him? 167 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,200 I did. 168 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:16,520 And why did you do that? That’s not right. 169 00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:18,960 Try to keep a straight face then. 170 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:20,640 You're smiling from ear to ear. 171 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:31,800 This is me smiling from ear to ear. 172 00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:38,160 My goodness. Life is good. 173 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:42,160 Bitch. 174 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:50,240 What is Mama? 175 00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:55,520 Pork Mama, Tomyum Mama, duck-flavored Mama. Never had any before? 176 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:57,880 But foreigners don’t know what Mama is. 177 00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,800 They will think you want to literally eat your mom. Why do you keep smiling? Have you lost your mind? 178 00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:22,360 Or you can also say midnight. 179 00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:26,520 If you use the word "mid" in front of any word, it means half. 180 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:29,840 For example, midterm means middle of your school term. 181 00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:33,800 Then why if you get stabbed midway between the ribs it goes all the way in? 182 00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:35,640 Whatever. 183 00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:47,280 You should say... 184 00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:55,560 Or if you want to ask someone a question back, you say... 185 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:00,440 What if I don’t care to know? 186 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:04,440 You will just look like someone who has no manners. 187 00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:10,240 Wow, she’s hot. 188 00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:11,680 Damn it! Why did you use the flash! 189 00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:12,840 Hey! 190 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:15,000 Her panties is showing. 191 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:19,040 Hey! What? 192 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:22,600 Where are you going? 193 00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:27,680 Come here. 194 00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:30,120 What are you doing to him? 195 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:31,680 He took a picture of your thing. 196 00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:32,600 No, I didn’t. 197 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,520 -Really? -No, I didn’t. 198 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,240 You like to look at underwear, right? 199 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:37,200 Hey. What are you doing? 200 00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:40,760 -You like to look, right? -I didn’t do anything. 201 00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:42,560 -You didn’t do anything? -I didn’t. 202 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:43,800 -Sure? -Sure. 203 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,320 Give your phone to her. 204 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,360 Give your phone to her. 205 00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:50,280 Now! 206 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:52,640 That hurts. 207 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:55,440 It’s locked. 208 00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:58,640 Password. 209 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:00,760 Password. 210 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:04,400 Eight, six, and double fours. 211 00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:09,440 Hold on. Did you send it to any of your friends? 212 00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:11,760 No, I didn’t send anything. 213 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:13,120 -Are you sure? -Yes. 214 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:16,240 Did you delete everything? 215 00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:17,560 Are you sure? 216 00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:22,280 Why are you only keeping quiet? 217 00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:24,840 Did you say sorry to her? 218 00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:27,240 I’m sorry. 219 00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:34,360 Next time, if you want to have a peek, go look at your mom’s. 220 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:37,960 Don’t let me see you do anything like this again. Understand? 221 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:42,160 Hey! My phone! 222 00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:46,320 Come on, man. Let me go! My phone! 223 00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:55,400 Actually, it's pronounced as password. 224 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:56,760 Hey! 225 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:02,560 Shit! It’s shit! 226 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,040 Damn, he’s so scared he shit his pants. 227 00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:13,120 Shit! Shit! Shit! 228 00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:14,880 Get me some tissue. 229 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:19,440 There isn’t any. 230 00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:20,520 Over there. 231 00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:24,160 This is called a napkin not tissue. 232 00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:25,160 Seriously! 233 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,240 What a punk-ass kid. 234 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,840 I wiped it off already. Why does it still stink? 235 00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:38,200 It must be some radioactive shit. 236 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:44,600 Damn it! 237 00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:50,320 Are there any stains? A little. 238 00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:58,560 What the hell did you eat? 239 00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:40,360 What's up with you? 240 00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:43,160 What are you reading? 241 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:46,680 A Happy Door Plin. 242 00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:49,880 A Happy what? 243 00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:53,360 A Happy Doll Plin. 244 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:57,880 That says A Happy Dolphin. 245 00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:01,200 Just put it down. 246 00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,760 If you’re going to read this book, it's better to read something else. 247 00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,880 Cinderella has a lot of easy words for kids. 248 00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:15,880 That’s for sissies. Let a daddy’s girl read it. 249 00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:17,800 No way. I like this one. A Happy Door Plin. 250 00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:41,320 Talk to him. 251 00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:42,720 You talk to him. 252 00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:48,320 Tell him to go away. 253 00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:50,280 You tell him to go away yourself. 254 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,080 Go away. 255 00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:57,160 What? I don’t understand. 256 00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:58,640 How is he supposed to understand you? 257 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:02,400 You just go far. 258 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,200 Oh, another one. 259 00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:21,320 No. What? 260 00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:26,200 I don’t know what it says. 261 00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:29,200 I don’t want to. 262 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:32,520 Say hi to your dad. 263 00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:46,280 Foreigners are not scary at all. 264 00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:48,840 Just speak up. Don’t worry about your grammar. 265 00:29:58,440 --> 00:29:59,480 What are you doing? 266 00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:01,160 What are you doing? 267 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,080 Take it home to re-boil with noodles. 268 00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:04,760 Are you done with that? 269 00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:06,400 May I? 270 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:13,400 Who taught you this? 271 00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:14,880 Kaya. Kaya taught me. 272 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:17,360 -You can understand each other? -Sure, we can. 273 00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:20,840 See. This is eat. 274 00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:22,920 When it’s time to sleep, we do this. 275 00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:24,760 And when you can’t sleep? 276 00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:26,960 We do this. 277 00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:29,120 And if the toilet is clogged? 278 00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:30,360 A clogged toilet? 279 00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:32,360 Stop messing with me. 280 00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:37,920 And how did you ask her to be your girlfriend? 281 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,840 We rode a motorcycle and took her to the beach. 282 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:43,520 We were a couple the moment we woke up. 283 00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:47,560 Oh. Then you can stop now. Stop right here. Stop. 284 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:50,800 This is my car. 285 00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,240 -This one? -Yes. 286 00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:59,480 IT'S ME, PRUEK. 287 00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:04,880 Do you plan to sleep here? 288 00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:11,640 Who is it? 289 00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:12,800 None of your business. 290 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:15,760 I'm asking so you can teach me. I’m not interested in your personal affairs. 291 00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:23,400 You don’t have a boyfriend. 292 00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:24,360 I do. 293 00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:28,480 If you really have a boyfriend, 294 00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:31,240 he would have had his friends beat me up since the first day. 295 00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:36,960 Well he isn’t my boyfriend yet, but he will be soon. 296 00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:39,600 He is waiting for a romantic moment to ask me. 297 00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:43,800 I didn’t ask. So why are you telling me? 298 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:46,560 Later. 299 00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:59,360 DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT OF TOWN TOGETHER? 300 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:03,240 So slutty. 301 00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:09,040 SHALL WE GO ON A DATE? 302 00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:11,080 Too flirty. 303 00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:20,360 SHALL WE GO ON A DATE? 304 00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:24,800 SHALL WE GO ON A DATE? 305 00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:26,880 No! 306 00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:53,360 My phone dropped and hit my chin. It accidentally hit send. 307 00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:56,120 So it accidentally typed that sentence too? 308 00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:57,840 Yes. 309 00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:01,040 Then I will book a table. 310 00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:02,040 Yes. 311 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:03,040 What? 312 00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:07,080 It’s late. I won’t bother you anymore. 313 00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:09,840 Get some rest, Ms. Pleng. 314 00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:30,200 Wow. He’s even got his own sticker. 315 00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,160 Talk about a premium package. 316 00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:50,360 Hey. 317 00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:00,520 How the hell did she get a key? 318 00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:04,520 I made a copy for my girl. 319 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:07,520 Someone sent you a bomb. 320 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:09,920 There is no sender’s name. 321 00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:22,800 I will go wash this for you. 322 00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:26,600 Don't you know how to wash it yourself? 323 00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:29,880 Do you have no hands or feet? You're always using my boyfriend. 324 00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:34,840 I didn’t even say a word. 325 00:34:36,159 --> 00:34:38,080 Gosh, are you his slave? 326 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:12,440 You’re lucky she sent it back. 327 00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:14,680 Actually, throwing it away would have been easier. 328 00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,600 She probably sent it for you to resize it. 329 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:22,720 Being abroad she must have gained weight eating all that milk and cheese. 330 00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:29,560 Your friend isn’t a stupid cow even though he looks like one. 331 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:40,840 Gosh, you didn’t even blink! 332 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:42,520 I didn’t even flinch. 333 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,560 I will get some pepper and sprinkle it into your eyes. 334 00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:45,600 I dare you. 335 00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:46,760 You’re so going to get it. Bring it on! 336 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:14,400 You picked the wrong path to cross. 337 00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:27,280 Keep going. 338 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:30,200 Further. 339 00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:32,400 Further. 340 00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:40,280 What should I do now? 341 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:42,120 Whatever you want. 342 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:45,360 Don’t! Let it go babe. 343 00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:47,840 This time I must. 344 00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:27,960 Your wish is my command. 345 00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:30,880 All that left is water. 346 00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:37,480 I got to go wash my ass. 347 00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:56,360 I got this... 348 00:37:57,800 --> 00:37:58,760 for you! 349 00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:08,600 You can wind it too. 350 00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:12,080 I got it custom made in Chinatown, you know? 351 00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:13,760 They said Japanese people love it. 352 00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:24,120 No. I asked Joke to buy some grilled chicken. That’s all. 353 00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:26,040 But... 354 00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:27,720 Goodness. 355 00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:31,880 Do you like it? 356 00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:38,760 Can you send this back to Kaya? 357 00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:44,160 She sent it to you? 358 00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:47,560 You want me to send it back? 359 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:49,080 Yes. 360 00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:53,440 Do you want anything? 361 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:55,560 No, thank you. 362 00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:11,320 Thank you. 363 00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:14,800 I want you to give her a message. 364 00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:18,600 Can you both talk it out yourselves? 365 00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:21,520 Facebook, FaceTime, Line, whatever. 366 00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:24,400 I can’t contact her. She blocked me. 367 00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:27,000 I don’t want to. 368 00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:30,880 Why not? You’re going to send the ring back anyway. 369 00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:48,560 Come on. Just a little help. 370 00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:51,320 I’m not doing this. 371 00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:11,800 That’s one thick forest! 372 00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:25,840 I won't break up with her. 373 00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:29,480 She sent your ring back. 374 00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:31,120 I think it’s game over. 375 00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:32,920 Why are you so stubborn? 376 00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:49,440 I HAVE BEEN AN ASSHOLE TO ALL MY EXES. I REALLY WANT TO BE GOOD TO YOU. 377 00:40:57,560 --> 00:41:01,800 I HAVE BEEN AN ASSHOLE TO ALL MY EXES. I REALLY WANT TO BE GOOD TO YOU. 378 00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:20,920 Talk about being naughty. Really naughty. 379 00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:38,360 I have a secret in my heart It’s a secret hiding inside 380 00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:47,160 -LOVE SONG -but I don’t know how to tell you. 381 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:51,400 I have a secret in my heart It’s a secret hiding inside 382 00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:59,800 But I don’t know how to tell you 383 00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:02,280 I love you. 384 00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:09,520 You can’t contact her at all? 385 00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:10,600 No. 386 00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:14,440 What time did you Skype her? 387 00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:17,920 Many hours ago. Many times. 388 00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:25,440 Take out your notebook and jot this down. 389 00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:29,080 -I have to take notes? -Yes. 390 00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:35,560 There are three tenses we use most often, 391 00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:37,880 Present, Past and Future 392 00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:42,240 Present Simple combined with a subject and a main verb 393 00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:44,240 becomes S+V1. 394 00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:46,720 Present Simple, you use when the action is happening. 395 00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:49,880 No more! Can we study conversation like before? 396 00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:53,800 If you don’t want to study or don’t take notes, 397 00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:55,000 I can’t teach you anymore. 398 00:43:57,520 --> 00:43:58,760 Why are you treating me like this? 399 00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:02,520 Your test is in July. You’ve only got two months. You won’t make it. 400 00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:06,200 You are... 401 00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:09,480 too dumb. 402 00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:19,480 Am I that dumb? 403 00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:25,200 Yes. 404 00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:32,640 Just take your money back. 405 00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:32,640 Yes, Mr. Pruek? Where are you? 406 00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:36,240 I’m on my way to work. 407 00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:39,920 I want to invite you to my mother’s birthday party. 408 00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:41,520 Your mom’s birthday? 409 00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:42,520 Yes. When is it? 410 00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:44,920 This Saturday. 411 00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:46,760 Are you free? 412 00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:48,320 I’m free. 413 00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:08,760 Is that a hairdo or a banana bicycle seat? 414 00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:30,760 You’ve got something on your lip. 415 00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:31,800 Is there something there? 416 00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:39,600 This is my grandfather’s car. 417 00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:46,880 There are only three of them in all of Thailand. 418 00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:53,600 Do you want to try sitting in it? 419 00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:59,040 Then I will get the key. 420 00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:19,560 I’m back. 421 00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:29,200 I think I should go now. I am getting sleepy. 422 00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:44,440 Is this Pleng’s? 423 00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:46,720 Please stop the car. 424 00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:57,320 You forgot your phone. 425 00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:58,520 Thank you. 426 00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:00,720 I’m sorry for making you run. You are sweating all over. 427 00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:02,320 If I didn’t run to give this back to you, 428 00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:04,680 then who will I talk to tonight? 429 00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:26,520 EVEN THOUGH YOU AREN'T A SINGER, BUT CAN I ASK TO BE YOUR DEVOTED FAN? 430 00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:03,000 SHALL WE CELEBRATE OUR ONE-DAY ANNIVERSARY TOMORROW NIGHT? 431 00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:40,840 It's just me. 432 00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:48,760 Why does he seem so sad lately? 433 00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:53,600 Hey. Don’t say that word. Don’t use any Japanese words. 434 00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:56,240 He'll be hurt when he thinks of Kaya. We’re all going to be in trouble. 435 00:50:57,840 --> 00:50:59,120 Joke, that sounds sensible. 436 00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:04,720 But this means we need to say hi to him more often. 437 00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:07,960 No! Hi sounds just like Hai in Japanese. 438 00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:10,480 If you want to say hi then just say hey instead. 439 00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:14,440 That makes a lot sense! 440 00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:17,840 I have always looked up to you. 441 00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:24,160 Hey. 442 00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:27,680 I saw you working hard so I thought 443 00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:32,160 I’d come over with this glass of water... 444 00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:36,160 to say hi. 445 00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:43,040 I’m sorry. 446 00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:44,680 I’m just worried about you. 447 00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:46,800 I didn’t mean to say hi. 448 00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:51,720 What is your problem? 449 00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:06,160 I’m dead. 450 00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:08,120 My neck feels weird. 451 00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:09,560 Dude, can you take a look for me? 452 00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:11,400 It’s just a scratch. 453 00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:27,520 Attention Mechanic Weerayut Kerdkaewngam. 454 00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:29,760 Your teacher is waiting in front of the statue. 455 00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:51,640 Nice handwriting. 456 00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:55,800 You missed. 457 00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:57,720 Do you think this is funny? 458 00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:09,200 Can I be your tutor again? Do you want to get punched? 459 00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:16,200 If you punch me, I will slap you back. I really want to help. 460 00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:23,960 Didn’t you say I was too dumb and two months wasn’t enough? 461 00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:26,160 That’s true. 462 00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:30,760 If you want to speak fluently, then there’s no time. 463 00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:36,280 But if you just want to pass your test there is another trick that tutors use. 464 00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:39,880 What’s that? 465 00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:42,880 Memorize the possible questions and answers. 466 00:53:46,720 --> 00:53:47,560 Translate. 467 00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:49,880 Let’s go for it. 468 00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:56,280 -Check. -Hey! 469 00:53:56,680 --> 00:53:58,040 What do you mean check? It’s my turn. 470 00:53:58,120 --> 00:53:59,720 Then I'll check out what's over there. 471 00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:04,120 I will kick your ass. 472 00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:06,480 MAINTENANCE DEPARTMENT 473 00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:13,800 Everyone. This is Ms. Pleng, my tutor. 474 00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:39,320 The tutor said 475 00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:43,880 I’m a cook and I use gas to heat your fries. 476 00:54:54,240 --> 00:54:57,640 American cheese is so extravagant. 477 00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:11,160 Okay, let’s eat. 478 00:55:11,240 --> 00:55:13,640 She wants some milk. 479 00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:15,560 You sure learn fast. 480 00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:19,240 How are we supposed to know what the interviewers are going to ask? 481 00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:22,880 I don’t know either. Help me think. Come up with as much as you can. 482 00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:26,520 Okay! 483 00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:31,320 Why do you want to work in America? 484 00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:33,000 I want to get my wife back. Is that a problem? 485 00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:36,000 Hey. If you answer like that nobody will pass you. 486 00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:37,960 You have to say 487 00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:39,960 I want to gain new experiences 488 00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:41,680 and come back to improve our Thailand branch. 489 00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:43,640 If the hydraulic pump is making sounds... 490 00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:49,800 Stop that. Eed is my mom’s name. 491 00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:53,560 So if the pump starts making sounds like Kahlua's mom's name, 492 00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:56,760 that means the problem is in the forward pump. It is too narrow. 493 00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:59,360 If this isn’t because the oil is dry then the pump is starting to fail. 494 00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:02,360 Why is your nickname Kahlua? 495 00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:05,320 He made me drink milk spiked with alcohol. 496 00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:06,720 What the heck? 497 00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:07,760 Hey, tell me. 498 00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:10,000 What is the optimum temperature for our factory’s boiler? 499 00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:11,200 What temperature? 500 00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:13,000 Well, is your name Curl 501 00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:15,080 because you like to curl your mustache? 502 00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:16,760 He likes to curl his hair... 503 00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:18,440 Down there. 504 00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:22,400 When a machine breaks down, do you replace it or repair it? 505 00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:24,000 I’m a maintenance engineer, not a repairman. 506 00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:25,560 Replacing would be the last choice. 507 00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:28,320 You’re through. I choose you. 508 00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:30,640 Who would turn down such a good employee like you? 509 00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:32,560 There you go, kissing ass again. 510 00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:34,400 He wants you to ask him questions not kiss his ass. 511 00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:51,120 Whoa! 512 00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:53,800 Are those hips for real? 513 00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:02,960 Hey, show me what you’ve got. 514 00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:05,320 If the party isn’t big enough, I don’t dance. 515 00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:18,680 How about we let Ms. Pleng come up with a game. 516 00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:23,760 Everyone must say one letter of the English alphabet A to Z. 517 00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:25,200 You can’t go in order. 518 00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:26,920 So little, only three alphabets? 519 00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:29,800 A to Zed. We’re all confused with your accent, see? 520 00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:36,080 But hold on, whoever loses must light a firecracker in the ass. 521 00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:37,880 Women are no exception. 522 00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:39,680 Let’s begin. 523 00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:45,160 Are you withdrawing cash? 524 00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:52,040 Are you going for some K-pop dance? 525 00:57:57,520 --> 00:57:59,320 Come on now. 526 00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:04,400 One, two... 527 00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:12,160 Hey! K is mine. 528 00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:17,840 I just said, "D". 529 00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:20,840 It’s your turn. 530 00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:22,120 -What? -What alphabet? 531 00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:23,840 -What? -What is it? 532 00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:28,240 One, two... 533 00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:29,320 Hold on. 534 00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:31,960 That’s taken. 535 00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:33,320 Come on. 536 00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:34,400 That was the first one. 537 00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:43,240 I present to you, a butt crack. 538 00:58:45,640 --> 00:58:47,760 Hey, that’s too deep. 539 00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:48,800 Too deep? 540 00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:50,640 Feels like a splinter. 541 00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:52,120 I’m okay. 542 00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:55,560 Are you ready, Kahlua? 543 00:58:56,040 --> 00:58:59,960 Day, month, year. 544 00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:14,680 Is it a dud? 545 00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:19,840 Man. Let it go. 546 00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:20,800 I did. 547 00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:22,520 Not your hands, dummy. Relax your ass. 548 00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:35,360 Shit. 549 00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:42,680 Dude. It freaking smells like BBQ. 550 00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:44,680 God, I probably won’t be able to shit now. 551 00:59:45,080 --> 00:59:46,720 It burns all the way up into my asshole. 552 00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:56,440 Are you okay? Are you going to make it? 553 00:59:57,840 --> 00:59:58,920 My stomach hurts. 554 00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:00,440 Are you going to die? 555 01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:12,480 What do you mean by nozzle nipples? 556 01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:18,960 You, pervert. I will break your shoulders. 557 01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:24,080 Wow. 558 01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:30,440 It’s not in here. 559 01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:32,680 You were able to fix it still? 560 01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:35,760 When I first saw it, I thought it was unrepairable. 561 01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:38,960 I'm a maintenance engineer 562 01:00:39,040 --> 01:00:41,040 so whatever breaks, I can always fix. 563 01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:52,320 You better keep your fingers crossed. Some things are not as easy as you think. 564 01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:56,680 If you are referring to Kaya 565 01:00:57,360 --> 01:00:58,880 I never thought it would be easy. 566 01:00:59,920 --> 01:01:02,760 If she couldn’t speak Thai then I would learn English. 567 01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:07,920 If English was too hard to learn then I would learn Japanese. 568 01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:19,600 -That went in my eyes. -Are you okay? 569 01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:21,160 My contacts fell out. 570 01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:24,640 Hey. This way. I’m here. 571 01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:26,360 I’m here. 572 01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:31,800 You are extremely nearsighted? 573 01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:34,080 Yes. 574 01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:40,680 Do I look like a blind person? 575 01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:43,960 Translate. 576 01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:46,280 I think so means I agree. 577 01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:49,480 Wait. Stop. 578 01:01:55,640 --> 01:01:56,560 Let’s go. 579 01:01:56,760 --> 01:01:57,880 Hey, slow down. 580 01:01:58,160 --> 01:01:59,840 If we go any slower we won’t make it. 581 01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:14,640 Hey, Pleng! 582 01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:15,760 Gosh. 583 01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:17,200 Hey! 584 01:03:00,760 --> 01:03:02,040 You said you wouldn’t laugh. 585 01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:04,440 I couldn’t help it. 586 01:03:07,560 --> 01:03:08,440 Shit! 587 01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:11,280 If Joke sees me now, he will lose all respect. 588 01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:15,640 Why are you doing that? 589 01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:39,960 WHAT ARE YOUR STRENGTHS? WHY SHOULD WE CHOOSE YOU? 590 01:03:40,040 --> 01:03:44,400 AS A MAINTENANCE ENGINEER, I BELIEVE... 591 01:03:48,520 --> 01:03:49,920 I'm a maintenance engineer 592 01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:52,160 so whatever breaks, I can always fix. 593 01:03:56,120 --> 01:04:03,040 EVERYTHING CAN BE FIXED AND MADE TO WORK AGAIN. 594 01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:10,520 If English was too hard to learn then I would learn Japanese. 595 01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:18,080 AND NO MATTER HOW HARD IT IS TO FIX 596 01:04:18,160 --> 01:04:23,560 I WILL ALWAYS FIND A WAY. 597 01:04:45,920 --> 01:04:51,680 YOU WILL REGRET IT IF YOU DON'T CHOOSE ME. 598 01:04:57,200 --> 01:04:58,800 Before I came to study with you, 599 01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:01,200 we ran into each other before. 600 01:05:01,920 --> 01:05:02,880 Really? 601 01:05:04,520 --> 01:05:06,600 Do you remember the Ministry of Foreign Affairs party? 602 01:05:06,920 --> 01:05:07,840 You were an interpreter. 603 01:05:08,840 --> 01:05:09,680 I remember. That’s when. 604 01:05:11,640 --> 01:05:14,280 After that I asked my friend to find out where you work. 605 01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:16,000 and then I enrolled in your class. 606 01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:19,920 So you had no intention of actually studying? 607 01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:21,800 That's right. 608 01:05:22,240 --> 01:05:23,280 I didn't intend to study. 609 01:05:24,360 --> 01:05:25,840 I just wanted to sweep you off your feet. 610 01:05:29,840 --> 01:05:30,680 Are you okay? 611 01:05:32,600 --> 01:05:33,760 Here. Let me help. 612 01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:36,520 It’s okay. 613 01:06:11,920 --> 01:06:13,640 I dreamed of doing this for a long time. How romantic of you. 614 01:06:20,480 --> 01:06:21,560 Close your eyes. 615 01:06:24,360 --> 01:06:25,480 Close them. 616 01:06:25,800 --> 01:06:27,120 Close my eyes? 617 01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:39,720 COUNTRY SONG 618 01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:43,400 A love this beautiful 619 01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:46,920 All my life 620 01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:51,880 I’ve been looking endlessly for 621 01:06:53,320 --> 01:06:57,440 I want you to be by my side like this 622 01:06:58,040 --> 01:07:01,280 Tell me you love me again 623 01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:07,080 Let’s stay close together always 624 01:07:11,720 --> 01:07:13,000 Pleng, are you happy? 625 01:07:17,960 --> 01:07:19,080 Very happy. 626 01:07:21,720 --> 01:07:23,680 So are you a fan of country music? 627 01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:27,400 I would rather be your devoted fan for life. 628 01:07:31,400 --> 01:07:32,800 How lucky of me. 629 01:07:33,480 --> 01:07:35,000 I didn’t know you were this funny. 630 01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:37,440 I’m not trying to be funny. 631 01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:41,240 He's for real. 632 01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:45,840 Mr. Pruek, if you plan to go to sail your yacht around this time 633 01:07:45,920 --> 01:07:48,880 don’t forget to check the weather. 634 01:07:50,120 --> 01:07:52,400 The weather forecast. 635 01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:54,720 The weather forecast, for sure. 636 01:07:56,240 --> 01:07:57,800 If you want to go to 637 01:07:58,800 --> 01:08:00,480 -Maan-nok Island. -Maan-nok Island? 638 01:08:00,560 --> 01:08:01,920 -Maan-nai Island? -Maan-nai Island. 639 01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:02,840 Or Samed island. 640 01:08:02,920 --> 01:08:05,960 Samed island, where everybody relaxes. 641 01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:07,280 Yes, let me know. 642 01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:12,560 All right? 643 01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:14,480 Totally. 644 01:08:18,399 --> 01:08:20,439 Pleng, you're just in time. 645 01:08:24,279 --> 01:08:25,560 Come and try this on. 646 01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:33,160 Why can’t it be me? Why? 647 01:08:48,439 --> 01:08:51,399 I think this pair is a bit too small. 648 01:08:54,120 --> 01:08:57,040 Then please try this one. 649 01:09:04,040 --> 01:09:05,160 It’s a perfect fit. 650 01:09:05,359 --> 01:09:06,240 Yes, perfect. 651 01:09:11,960 --> 01:09:14,800 You could have called and asked me for my size. 652 01:09:15,399 --> 01:09:16,760 But then it wouldn’t be a surprise. 653 01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:18,520 It’s a small price to make you happy. 654 01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:20,399 There is so much more I can do for you. 655 01:09:23,319 --> 01:09:24,319 Okay. 656 01:09:32,120 --> 01:09:34,160 Will it be okay, if I don’t accept this? 657 01:09:34,240 --> 01:09:35,319 Why not? 658 01:09:35,880 --> 01:09:37,840 This pair is just like the one that broke. 659 01:09:38,640 --> 01:09:39,840 Yes, it is. 660 01:09:47,200 --> 01:09:48,160 But Pruek... 661 01:09:48,240 --> 01:09:49,080 Yes? 662 01:09:51,279 --> 01:09:56,200 Can we just go back to being teacher and student? 663 01:09:59,880 --> 01:10:00,960 Why? 664 01:10:01,360 --> 01:10:04,320 My mom went to see a fortune-teller. 665 01:10:04,400 --> 01:10:05,240 She said... 666 01:10:06,120 --> 01:10:09,600 I shouldn’t date someone who was born in the same month. 667 01:10:09,760 --> 01:10:11,360 It’s really bad luck. 668 01:10:24,200 --> 01:10:25,160 Remember? 669 01:10:27,040 --> 01:10:27,960 Yes. 670 01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:32,800 Sore feet? 671 01:10:33,760 --> 01:10:34,960 Let me give you a massage. 672 01:10:37,240 --> 01:10:39,120 Just relax. No need to be uptight. 673 01:10:39,600 --> 01:10:40,960 It cracked too. 674 01:10:59,120 --> 01:11:01,320 Didn’t I answer correctly? Why did you punch me? 675 01:11:07,200 --> 01:11:09,160 I didn’t get a chance to answer. What’s wrong with you? 676 01:11:09,320 --> 01:11:10,320 I can’t take it anymore! 677 01:11:13,840 --> 01:11:14,720 Come on. Hold on. 678 01:11:25,080 --> 01:11:26,040 Come on. 679 01:12:12,760 --> 01:12:13,760 Do you feel better? 680 01:12:14,240 --> 01:12:15,280 Much better. 681 01:12:16,840 --> 01:12:17,760 What’s wrong? 682 01:12:18,080 --> 01:12:19,400 I want to break up with my boyfriend. 683 01:12:20,960 --> 01:12:22,840 Damn. She punches hard like Manny Pacquiao. 684 01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:50,000 Hey. Where are you going? 685 01:12:51,160 --> 01:12:53,320 There is a crazy guy who closed down the coffee shop. 686 01:13:09,160 --> 01:13:10,040 Translate. 687 01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:11,960 It means run! 688 01:13:12,840 --> 01:13:14,120 Don’t tell me that he is... 689 01:13:14,200 --> 01:13:15,200 Yes, that’s him! 690 01:13:20,160 --> 01:13:22,000 Is that a bouquet of flowers or a manhole cover? 691 01:13:43,960 --> 01:13:46,200 You are not done yet. You got to say one last thing. 692 01:13:50,040 --> 01:13:51,760 You will regret it, if you don’t choose me. 693 01:13:53,480 --> 01:13:57,880 Isn't this sentence a bit over the top? I will get kicked instead of picked. 694 01:13:58,240 --> 01:13:59,920 It’s okay. It fits you. 695 01:14:00,160 --> 01:14:02,360 Have some self-confidence. It’s your selling point. 696 01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:05,560 Let’s continue, okay? 697 01:14:18,720 --> 01:14:19,640 Almost. 698 01:14:20,880 --> 01:14:22,120 but that is number... 699 01:14:24,120 --> 01:14:25,240 235. 700 01:14:25,520 --> 01:14:27,240 I thought the key word is pressure? 701 01:14:27,760 --> 01:14:30,960 Yes, but what I asked you just now was pressure as in the force 702 01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:32,360 not as in the stress you feel. 703 01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:34,080 Talk about pressure, here he comes now. 704 01:14:44,920 --> 01:14:45,920 Did he see me? 705 01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:47,520 He didn’t even look over here yet. 706 01:14:48,440 --> 01:14:49,680 Just be straight with him. 707 01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:52,720 Breaking his heart would be like running over a little puppy. 708 01:14:53,080 --> 01:14:54,960 Come on. It won’t kill him. 709 01:15:05,720 --> 01:15:07,120 I thought I would surprise you. 710 01:15:14,040 --> 01:15:16,240 How are you, Pleng? Feeling better? 711 01:15:17,920 --> 01:15:19,440 Ms. Tui said you were not feeling well. 712 01:15:20,560 --> 01:15:21,840 I’m feeling better now. 713 01:15:22,480 --> 01:15:25,400 That’s good. I bought some dinner for us. 714 01:15:26,080 --> 01:15:26,920 Let’s go. 715 01:15:27,040 --> 01:15:30,000 What a mess. My room is such a mess. 716 01:15:30,080 --> 01:15:31,960 That’s good. I can help. 717 01:15:33,320 --> 01:15:34,560 You are not feeling well. 718 01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:37,600 It’s okay. I... 719 01:15:38,960 --> 01:15:39,960 What’s going on? 720 01:15:41,840 --> 01:15:42,760 Is this the guy? 721 01:15:45,520 --> 01:15:46,520 Who are you? 722 01:15:49,960 --> 01:15:50,800 What? 723 01:15:51,840 --> 01:15:53,040 Come on. Let’s go up. 724 01:15:55,200 --> 01:15:56,040 Excuse me. 725 01:15:57,240 --> 01:15:58,240 Who are you? 726 01:16:01,440 --> 01:16:02,480 I'm her husband. 727 01:16:07,360 --> 01:16:08,480 I... 728 01:16:10,720 --> 01:16:11,760 What is going on? 729 01:16:13,600 --> 01:16:15,240 It hasn't been a month since we started dating. 730 01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:35,960 Come. Let’s go. 731 01:17:10,240 --> 01:17:13,760 How could you say that you were my husband? 732 01:17:15,360 --> 01:17:16,640 I was trying to help. 733 01:17:17,840 --> 01:17:19,320 I don’t know if I should thank you or not. 734 01:17:20,320 --> 01:17:23,400 And what did you whisper in his ear? He looked totally shocked. 735 01:17:26,400 --> 01:17:27,440 I told him... 736 01:17:28,320 --> 01:17:29,280 I knocked you up. 737 01:17:29,920 --> 01:17:30,760 What! 738 01:17:31,120 --> 01:17:32,280 You made me seem slutty! 739 01:17:33,680 --> 01:17:34,920 What were you thinking? 740 01:17:36,040 --> 01:17:36,960 Do you even care? 741 01:17:37,200 --> 01:17:39,360 That’s slutty! So slutty! 742 01:17:48,760 --> 01:17:49,720 I’m leaving. 743 01:17:52,480 --> 01:17:55,400 Hey! Where are you going? Why don’t you use the elevator? 744 01:17:55,880 --> 01:17:58,320 If he is still freaking out down there then our plan will be exposed. 745 01:17:59,160 --> 01:18:00,040 Bye. 746 01:18:51,480 --> 01:18:53,520 -Hello. What’s up? -Hello. Where are you? I’m here already, buying coffee. 747 01:19:18,840 --> 01:19:20,080 Let’s just go. There is no time. 748 01:19:20,160 --> 01:19:22,240 We will make it. Taking my bike only takes a second. 749 01:19:24,720 --> 01:19:26,040 What are you wearing? 750 01:19:26,680 --> 01:19:28,120 I told you to dress up nice. 751 01:19:28,200 --> 01:19:29,720 I did. Here. 752 01:19:32,920 --> 01:19:34,600 Is this what you are planning to wear? 753 01:19:34,840 --> 01:19:35,720 Yes. 754 01:19:36,560 --> 01:19:39,000 You told me to wear something I’d wear to a wedding party. 755 01:19:39,080 --> 01:19:40,400 This is what I wear to every party. 756 01:19:47,760 --> 01:19:48,840 Hey! Wait. 757 01:19:49,880 --> 01:19:51,560 Don’t tell me you’ve never bought a dress shirt. 758 01:19:52,680 --> 01:19:53,960 The paper is still there. 759 01:20:09,240 --> 01:20:10,440 Why didn’t you say something? 760 01:20:13,440 --> 01:20:15,800 When you’re about to get into a fight, you aren’t afraid. 761 01:20:15,880 --> 01:20:17,280 I’m a player not a fighter. 762 01:20:17,360 --> 01:20:19,800 Whatever you are, if you don’t start talking, 763 01:20:19,880 --> 01:20:21,240 you will never learn to speak. 764 01:20:21,920 --> 01:20:24,240 No excuses. I got you here already. 765 01:20:24,840 --> 01:20:28,160 Today you have to talk to at least three foreigners. 766 01:20:28,440 --> 01:20:29,320 Understand? 767 01:20:31,960 --> 01:20:33,960 How could I? They speak so fast like they are rapping. 768 01:20:35,720 --> 01:20:36,880 Spot the key words. 769 01:21:48,600 --> 01:21:49,480 See you. 770 01:21:52,240 --> 01:21:53,960 Look at that. How lame. 771 01:21:54,240 --> 01:21:57,160 We can speak Thai just fine. What was up with that apology? 772 01:21:57,240 --> 01:21:59,120 Seriously, he’s a maintenance engineer. Dumbass! 773 01:21:59,480 --> 01:22:00,560 Yes, I know. 774 01:22:51,240 --> 01:22:52,640 Your mom has nice shoulders. 775 01:23:08,200 --> 01:23:09,520 Are you sure you are excited? 776 01:23:21,440 --> 01:23:22,400 Who are you? 777 01:23:29,680 --> 01:23:31,240 Whose cute kid is that? 778 01:23:41,960 --> 01:23:45,520 Wow. He really only dances at big parties. 779 01:23:50,960 --> 01:23:54,880 I want to thank everyone who honored me by coming here tonight. 780 01:23:55,040 --> 01:23:58,880 And I want to also thank our beautiful interpreter, Ms. Pleng. 781 01:23:59,000 --> 01:23:59,840 Thank you. 782 01:24:05,200 --> 01:24:07,680 -Okay. See you next time. Bye. -See you 783 01:24:24,840 --> 01:24:26,000 Do you want to take off first? 784 01:24:26,440 --> 01:24:27,720 It’s okay. I can wait. 785 01:24:29,520 --> 01:24:30,680 Why don’t you put them on? 786 01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:33,560 It broke. It wasn’t fixed right. 787 01:24:34,400 --> 01:24:35,560 Hold them for me please. 788 01:24:39,840 --> 01:24:40,760 Thanks. 789 01:25:21,160 --> 01:25:24,320 Did you understand what they said? Or are you just clapping along? 790 01:25:25,320 --> 01:25:26,240 I understood. 791 01:25:28,720 --> 01:25:30,040 Good evening. 792 01:25:30,400 --> 01:25:31,280 Wow. 793 01:25:31,560 --> 01:25:33,080 I can translate the whole song. 794 01:25:39,760 --> 01:25:40,840 Tonight... 795 01:25:44,560 --> 01:25:45,920 Something about two. 796 01:25:51,480 --> 01:25:53,040 Forget means we can’t remember. 797 01:25:56,640 --> 01:26:01,560 Open your eyes means have a look. 798 01:26:01,840 --> 01:26:03,760 That’s correct. Have some confidence. 799 01:26:07,240 --> 01:26:08,120 Your... 800 01:26:12,280 --> 01:26:13,320 dress is beautiful. 801 01:26:13,400 --> 01:26:14,480 Thank you. 802 01:26:17,280 --> 01:26:19,160 It sounded like “Do Do Look Look”. I don’t know. 803 01:26:19,240 --> 01:26:21,760 No. Listen carefully. 804 01:26:30,040 --> 01:26:31,720 Do you want me to walk you home? 805 01:26:31,840 --> 01:26:33,440 I have a mean dog at home. 806 01:26:42,160 --> 01:26:44,160 Don’t help me on this one. 807 01:26:49,160 --> 01:26:50,160 I think I need help. 808 01:26:59,720 --> 01:27:02,040 I will always be yours. I promise. 809 01:27:11,120 --> 01:27:13,400 Tonight, can I walk you home? 810 01:27:21,720 --> 01:27:22,680 Morning. 811 01:27:33,600 --> 01:27:35,480 Before we go back to reality... 812 01:27:37,880 --> 01:27:40,240 where you go your own way. 813 01:27:49,040 --> 01:27:52,040 Can you tell me if you feel the same way too? 814 01:28:15,120 --> 01:28:16,000 I fixed it. 815 01:28:45,920 --> 01:28:52,760 Please tell me how you feel 816 01:28:54,920 --> 01:29:01,920 ’Cause deep inside I know it’s real 817 01:29:04,520 --> 01:29:11,360 I promise I will forever be yours. 818 01:29:12,160 --> 01:29:13,080 I got to go. 819 01:29:14,760 --> 01:29:18,040 Darling open up to me. 820 01:29:18,120 --> 01:29:24,400 Let me walk you home. 821 01:29:28,560 --> 01:29:31,520 Even if you will never be mine. 822 01:29:31,600 --> 01:29:38,600 I’m in love with you tonight. 823 01:29:55,120 --> 01:29:56,960 Why are you home so late? 824 01:29:57,760 --> 01:29:59,120 You have that test tomorrow. 825 01:30:00,040 --> 01:30:01,680 Are you crazy? My test is next month. 826 01:30:02,640 --> 01:30:03,480 Really? 827 01:30:03,920 --> 01:30:06,520 Because I helped set up the room today. 828 01:30:12,160 --> 01:30:13,800 Shit! June isn’t the seventh month? 829 01:30:14,040 --> 01:30:17,760 Seventh month is correct. The talking dictionary is wrong for sure. 830 01:30:18,120 --> 01:30:19,400 You’re right. 831 01:30:19,520 --> 01:30:20,840 What the hell! 832 01:30:21,040 --> 01:30:22,840 Everyone on this planet uses one. I’m just stupid! 833 01:30:24,120 --> 01:30:25,640 Stop being such an ass kisser. 834 01:30:29,880 --> 01:30:31,320 I’m always to blame. 835 01:30:41,040 --> 01:30:41,960 Hello, Pleng. 836 01:30:49,160 --> 01:30:50,120 Calm down. 837 01:30:58,480 --> 01:30:59,960 Okay. You can come over. 838 01:31:16,920 --> 01:31:17,800 I’m sorry. 839 01:31:18,720 --> 01:31:20,160 It’s my fault for being dumb. 840 01:31:27,440 --> 01:31:28,640 You remembered all of this? 841 01:31:29,360 --> 01:31:30,200 Yes. 842 01:31:32,560 --> 01:31:33,680 Nothing else to fix, right? 843 01:31:57,640 --> 01:31:58,520 Pleng. 844 01:32:13,800 --> 01:32:15,040 Go sit on the other side. 845 01:32:16,160 --> 01:32:18,160 I don’t want Kaya to see you and misunderstand. 846 01:34:58,200 --> 01:34:59,200 What did she say? 847 01:35:02,880 --> 01:35:04,160 She still wants you to go. 848 01:35:09,920 --> 01:35:10,760 That’s all. 849 01:35:15,320 --> 01:35:16,640 I heard she said... 850 01:35:30,320 --> 01:35:31,520 Do you like me? 851 01:35:39,240 --> 01:35:40,680 Do you still want to take your test? 852 01:35:51,640 --> 01:35:52,800 I have my heart set on it. 853 01:35:54,360 --> 01:35:55,360 I have to. 854 01:36:02,240 --> 01:36:03,080 I know. 855 01:36:04,800 --> 01:36:06,120 How can a tutor like me 856 01:36:07,000 --> 01:36:08,360 get involved with a student? 857 01:36:26,520 --> 01:36:28,280 She said she wants the ring back. 858 01:36:54,720 --> 01:36:56,320 Today I will go first. 859 01:38:02,400 --> 01:38:03,600 I admit I'm hurt... 860 01:38:05,520 --> 01:38:07,520 but being straight forward like this helps. 861 01:38:08,960 --> 01:38:10,840 There is something I want to clear up. 862 01:38:11,440 --> 01:38:12,600 I am not pregnant. 863 01:38:17,440 --> 01:38:18,760 What made you think 864 01:38:20,680 --> 01:38:21,960 that I think you are pregnant? 865 01:38:27,320 --> 01:38:29,240 That day at my condo... 866 01:38:31,720 --> 01:38:34,920 that guy whispered that to you. 867 01:38:40,560 --> 01:38:41,520 He actually said... 868 01:38:44,160 --> 01:38:45,400 Leave you alone. 869 01:38:46,800 --> 01:38:47,800 You are his girl. 870 01:38:54,960 --> 01:38:57,640 He always talks nonsense. 871 01:39:10,160 --> 01:39:12,520 Do you remember my story about the mole and destiny? 872 01:39:14,040 --> 01:39:15,040 I do. 873 01:39:15,640 --> 01:39:16,600 My mole 874 01:39:17,200 --> 01:39:18,880 will have to set up a new date with destiny. 875 01:39:23,560 --> 01:39:25,120 Did that take a long time to come up with? 876 01:39:28,240 --> 01:39:31,040 But I think you may have found your destiny. 877 01:39:47,840 --> 01:39:52,360 HEARTBREAK SONG 878 01:40:48,480 --> 01:40:52,520 KAYA SAID TO MEMORIZE THE NAME OF THE JAPANESE FOUNDER 879 01:41:10,720 --> 01:41:14,440 Noda Toichi. 880 01:41:57,360 --> 01:42:00,320 Shit. Is it something to do with people or machinery? 881 01:43:12,520 --> 01:43:15,200 You are not done yet. You got to say one last thing. 882 01:43:16,080 --> 01:43:18,080 You will regret it if you don’t choose me. 883 01:43:22,760 --> 01:43:25,600 You will regret it if you don’t choose me. 884 01:44:06,640 --> 01:44:07,560 Wait! 885 01:44:21,840 --> 01:44:22,680 What? 886 01:44:25,360 --> 01:44:26,240 It's for you. 887 01:44:42,840 --> 01:44:44,240 Miss. 888 01:44:44,520 --> 01:44:45,880 Somebody left this for you. 889 01:44:52,880 --> 01:44:55,640 Pleng, the interview result is out. 890 01:44:56,760 --> 01:44:57,640 I didn’t make it. 891 01:44:59,000 --> 01:45:02,200 I really wanted to pass my interview to make you proud. 892 01:45:02,320 --> 01:45:06,240 What is name of our company’s founder? 893 01:45:08,920 --> 01:45:09,920 Doraemon. 894 01:45:11,840 --> 01:45:14,400 You know I don’t know how to talk nicely to anyone. 895 01:45:16,600 --> 01:45:17,640 Well... 896 01:45:18,520 --> 01:45:20,320 Just have a listen. 897 01:45:22,200 --> 01:45:24,560 I don’t love her you know. 898 01:45:25,800 --> 01:45:27,760 I just wanted to treat a girl right. 899 01:45:28,560 --> 01:45:29,840 for once. 900 01:45:30,680 --> 01:45:31,640 That’s all. 901 01:45:33,360 --> 01:45:36,360 And she just happened to walk into my life at that moment. 902 01:45:37,960 --> 01:45:40,280 Damn! I am so freaking dumb. 903 01:45:42,560 --> 01:45:45,880 That gear ring, I flushed it down the toilet already. 904 01:45:47,880 --> 01:45:50,200 I’m sorry for not telling you in person. 905 01:45:51,520 --> 01:45:52,440 Anyway... 906 01:45:55,240 --> 01:45:56,360 I am such an asshole. 907 01:46:34,120 --> 01:46:35,920 I wanted to ask you... 908 01:46:38,360 --> 01:46:41,880 if I want to tell Kaya that I don’t want to go see her anymore, 909 01:46:44,120 --> 01:46:45,320 how do I say that in English? 910 01:46:45,600 --> 01:46:48,120 If that’s all you wanted to ask, you could have just called. 911 01:46:52,040 --> 01:46:52,920 Pleng. 912 01:46:54,520 --> 01:46:55,360 I can 913 01:46:56,360 --> 01:46:58,600 break up with a girl through a phone call. 914 01:47:00,800 --> 01:47:03,200 But I cannot tell a girl that I like her through the phone. 915 01:47:08,080 --> 01:47:10,840 I want to see your face when I tell you that I like you. 916 01:47:14,360 --> 01:47:15,240 So... 917 01:47:17,160 --> 01:47:18,240 Do you 918 01:47:19,880 --> 01:47:20,720 feel 919 01:47:21,520 --> 01:47:22,560 the same way? 920 01:47:27,960 --> 01:47:29,840 Why are you crying? What does that mean? 921 01:47:32,320 --> 01:47:33,320 Don’t cry. 922 01:47:35,480 --> 01:47:36,880 How far have you listened to? 923 01:47:49,760 --> 01:47:51,800 As a maintenance engineer, 924 01:47:55,440 --> 01:48:01,760 I believe everything can be fixed and made to work again. 925 01:48:03,680 --> 01:48:06,160 No matter how hard it is to fix 926 01:48:08,880 --> 01:48:10,440 I will always find a way. 927 01:48:17,920 --> 01:48:22,080 I will be very sad if you don’t choose me. 928 01:48:27,720 --> 01:48:28,720 Translate please. 929 01:48:32,440 --> 01:48:33,360 Come here. 930 01:48:33,880 --> 01:48:34,840 Come here. 931 01:48:56,840 --> 01:48:58,360 DANCE SONG 932 01:50:29,480 --> 01:50:32,280 The State of O-ha-o. I used to live in O-ha-o. 933 01:50:32,360 --> 01:50:33,720 Okay. A new state. 934 01:50:34,040 --> 01:50:35,160 They have their own anthem too. 935 01:50:35,240 --> 01:50:36,520 Never heard of this O-ha-o state. 936 01:50:36,600 --> 01:50:37,720 Have they got a state song too? 937 01:50:37,800 --> 01:50:38,840 What does it sound like? 938 01:50:45,360 --> 01:50:46,920 Just like that. Can you sing? 939 01:50:47,000 --> 01:50:47,960 Yes, of course. 940 01:50:50,600 --> 01:50:52,280 Never heard this type of accent before! 941 01:50:56,240 --> 01:50:59,360 Okay, let’s eat. She wants some milk. 942 01:51:02,080 --> 01:51:04,320 Okay, let’s eat. She wants some milk.