1 00:00:14,376 --> 00:00:15,836 (CROW CAWING) 2 00:00:22,467 --> 00:00:24,219 (CROWS CAWING) 3 00:00:26,847 --> 00:00:28,014 (CROWS CAWING) 4 00:00:34,646 --> 00:00:35,856 (SCARECROW SHRIEKING) 5 00:00:45,282 --> 00:00:47,367 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 6 00:01:02,966 --> 00:01:04,967 SCOOBY: Scooby-Dooby-Doo! 7 00:01:10,056 --> 00:01:11,308 (RUMBLING) 8 00:01:11,391 --> 00:01:12,976 VELMA: What is that rumbling noise? 9 00:01:13,059 --> 00:01:15,395 The Mystery Machine's never made that sound before. 10 00:01:15,479 --> 00:01:17,898 Like, that's our hungry stomachs. (CHUCKLING) 11 00:01:17,981 --> 00:01:20,066 They have a language all of their own. 12 00:01:20,150 --> 00:01:22,194 (STOMACHS RUMBLING) 13 00:01:22,276 --> 00:01:23,904 I blame Fred, too. 14 00:01:23,987 --> 00:01:25,447 (RUMBLING) 15 00:01:25,530 --> 00:01:27,282 Ha. That's a perfect Fred. 16 00:01:27,365 --> 00:01:29,201 At least someone has the guts to say it. 17 00:01:29,284 --> 00:01:32,662 Hey! Tell your appetites to pick on someone their own size. 18 00:01:32,746 --> 00:01:37,334 They are. Apparently, they've just finished eating your body weight in beef jerky. 19 00:01:37,417 --> 00:01:39,920 Fine. There's a farmer's market up ahead. 20 00:01:40,002 --> 00:01:45,050 We'll stop if you tell your digestive systems to stop mocking me. 21 00:01:45,133 --> 00:01:46,426 (RUMBLING) 22 00:01:48,303 --> 00:01:52,599 Like, I hardly think you're in a position to make demands here, buddy. 23 00:02:05,612 --> 00:02:08,406 Is it me or are we getting dirty looks? 24 00:02:11,118 --> 00:02:15,789 Nah, I'm sure they're just admiring the Mystery Machine's radical progressive paint job. 25 00:02:17,124 --> 00:02:18,959 Hello! 26 00:02:23,255 --> 00:02:24,631 (SNICKERING) 27 00:02:24,714 --> 00:02:27,551 Shaggy and Scooby are so lucky to be best friends. 28 00:02:27,634 --> 00:02:29,177 A boy and his dog. 29 00:02:29,261 --> 00:02:32,097 It's adorable how even their stomachs have a secret language. 30 00:02:32,179 --> 00:02:34,182 I thought you had a pet growing up, Daphne? 31 00:02:34,266 --> 00:02:38,562 Sure, we had show horses. Oh, and Mother had a show cat named Showhorse. 32 00:02:38,645 --> 00:02:41,481 But I never had my own pet like Scooby. 33 00:02:41,565 --> 00:02:42,732 (PANTING) 34 00:02:44,734 --> 00:02:46,403 Or Shaggy. 35 00:02:46,486 --> 00:02:49,405 I'm still not clear which one is the pet in that relationship. 36 00:02:49,489 --> 00:02:50,907 It's every kid's dream. 37 00:02:50,991 --> 00:02:53,869 A little stray animal to raise as your best friend. 38 00:02:53,952 --> 00:02:55,620 A loyal companion to converse with 39 00:02:55,703 --> 00:02:57,497 through your lower intestines. 40 00:02:59,708 --> 00:03:00,834 (SNIFFING) 41 00:03:16,016 --> 00:03:20,270 Like, man, these are the best tasting fruits and veggies I've ever eaten. 42 00:03:20,353 --> 00:03:23,273 Maybe even better than Fred amounts of beef jerky. 43 00:03:23,356 --> 00:03:25,775 It's like comparing apples to jerky. 44 00:03:25,859 --> 00:03:29,404 -We'd like Fred's weight in produce, please. -To go. 45 00:03:29,487 --> 00:03:32,365 -Nope. -Oh, hi. Excuse my father. I'm Beth. 46 00:03:32,449 --> 00:03:36,119 He means our inventory is light because we've had some trouble down on the farm. 47 00:03:36,202 --> 00:03:39,122 -You deciphered all that from "nope"? -Yup. 48 00:03:39,205 --> 00:03:41,958 My father's a man of few words. Three, actually. 49 00:03:42,042 --> 00:03:43,835 "Nope," "yup," and "meddling," 50 00:03:43,919 --> 00:03:46,338 though I'm not sure in what context he'll ever use that last one. 51 00:03:46,421 --> 00:03:48,423 Hi, uh, Fred Jones. 52 00:03:48,506 --> 00:03:51,551 I couldn't help paying extremely close attention to everything you were saying, 53 00:03:51,635 --> 00:03:53,470 because, you see, I, uh, solve mysteries 54 00:03:53,553 --> 00:03:57,182 and meddling is actually a large part of my process. 55 00:03:57,265 --> 00:03:58,850 Well, this might sound strange, 56 00:03:58,934 --> 00:04:00,477 but a scarecrow has come to life 57 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:02,145 and is terrorizing our farm. 58 00:04:02,228 --> 00:04:04,856 BOTH: (GASPING) A scarecrow monster! 59 00:04:04,940 --> 00:04:07,984 Ah, yes. The old animated hayman. 60 00:04:08,068 --> 00:04:10,028 Don't worry, Beth. We can help. 61 00:04:10,111 --> 00:04:14,282 Really? I... I guess you could try 'cause we're pretty much out of ideas. 62 00:04:14,366 --> 00:04:15,742 -Yup. -No. 63 00:04:15,825 --> 00:04:17,826 We are not selling the farm. 64 00:04:17,910 --> 00:04:20,455 (WHISPERING) I've never seen him so upset. 65 00:04:20,538 --> 00:04:22,082 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 66 00:04:29,923 --> 00:04:32,801 -Oh, look at you all alone. -(RABBIT SQUEALING) 67 00:04:32,884 --> 00:04:34,344 You want to be best pals? 68 00:04:34,427 --> 00:04:37,263 -A girl and her bunny. -(BUNNY SQUEALING) 69 00:04:37,347 --> 00:04:39,140 Oh, we are so alike. 70 00:04:39,224 --> 00:04:40,517 We're both a little squirmy 71 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:42,352 and one of our feet is good luck. 72 00:04:42,435 --> 00:04:45,730 We are peas in a pod, little one. 73 00:04:45,814 --> 00:04:48,024 So, uh, what are you looking for? 74 00:04:48,108 --> 00:04:52,153 The first step is finding clues around the barn where the scarecrow attacked. 75 00:04:52,237 --> 00:04:53,780 Like this hay stacked 76 00:04:53,863 --> 00:04:56,616 oh so conveniently right here at the scene of the attack. 77 00:04:58,034 --> 00:04:59,619 Some of this. Somewhere here. 78 00:04:59,703 --> 00:05:02,205 (SNEEZING) 79 00:05:02,288 --> 00:05:03,498 Triple bless you. 80 00:05:03,581 --> 00:05:07,377 -You okay? -Fine. Allergies to the hay. 81 00:05:07,460 --> 00:05:10,505 Um, Fred, that's always where we stack the hay. 82 00:05:10,588 --> 00:05:13,049 This is a fairly typical farm as you can see. 83 00:05:13,133 --> 00:05:17,053 Yes, of course, it's very full of farm. 84 00:05:17,137 --> 00:05:18,221 Not for long. 85 00:05:18,304 --> 00:05:19,931 Since our scarecrow came to life 86 00:05:20,015 --> 00:05:22,642 the crows have been eating all our fruits and vegetables. 87 00:05:22,726 --> 00:05:27,731 And by our fruits and vegetables, you mean our fruits and vegetables? 88 00:05:27,814 --> 00:05:30,066 Fiends. That's our job. 89 00:05:30,150 --> 00:05:32,986 Don't worry. Scoob and I will protect the food. 90 00:05:33,069 --> 00:05:34,863 From everything but us. 91 00:05:34,946 --> 00:05:36,906 To the field! 92 00:05:36,990 --> 00:05:41,327 So, Beth, any idea why an angry scarecrow monster would be attacking your farm? 93 00:05:41,411 --> 00:05:44,914 Well, it's silly, but there's an old legend from the 1700s 94 00:05:44,998 --> 00:05:47,584 about Jebediah Thorn, who once owned all this land 95 00:05:47,667 --> 00:05:50,336 and couldn't tolerate trespassers. 96 00:05:50,420 --> 00:05:52,213 They claim he dabbled in black magic 97 00:05:52,297 --> 00:05:55,800 and vowed day he'd return to reclaim his land. 98 00:05:55,884 --> 00:05:59,304 -As a scarecrow. -I told it was silly. 99 00:05:59,387 --> 00:06:01,431 Yes, I'm agreeing with you. 100 00:06:01,514 --> 00:06:04,017 So all this land was once one property? 101 00:06:04,100 --> 00:06:06,936 Um, yes, but it's since been divided into two. 102 00:06:07,020 --> 00:06:08,897 Our farm and Old Tom's farm. 103 00:06:08,980 --> 00:06:11,816 We've never been on the best of terms. 104 00:06:11,900 --> 00:06:14,402 Hmm. Could be secret doors here. 105 00:06:15,403 --> 00:06:16,529 (GRUNTING) 106 00:06:17,363 --> 00:06:18,531 Found it. 107 00:06:21,409 --> 00:06:24,621 Okay, crows. We may not be filled with hay, 108 00:06:24,704 --> 00:06:28,750 -but we are filled with "hey!" -Hey. 109 00:06:29,834 --> 00:06:32,253 (CROWS CAWING) 110 00:06:32,337 --> 00:06:35,465 (CHUCKLING) It worked. Nice sass, Scoob. 111 00:06:35,548 --> 00:06:38,051 I just can't with crows. 112 00:06:39,511 --> 00:06:41,137 (WHIMPERING) Like, Scoob. 113 00:06:41,930 --> 00:06:43,264 (SCREECHING) 114 00:06:51,064 --> 00:06:52,273 (VELMA SNEEZING) 115 00:06:55,652 --> 00:06:56,736 (SNEEZING) 116 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:01,533 (SNEEZING) 117 00:07:01,616 --> 00:07:03,034 Ugh. 118 00:07:03,118 --> 00:07:05,036 -Seriously, Velma, you seem to be... -(SNEEZING) 119 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:07,580 How do I phrase this? Dying? 120 00:07:09,749 --> 00:07:12,961 VELMA: Does anyone else see... A pig? 121 00:07:13,044 --> 00:07:17,173 I know. Look at him. A little stray baby pig. 122 00:07:17,257 --> 00:07:21,886 Technically, I don't think there are any stray animals on a farm, Daphne. 123 00:07:21,970 --> 00:07:24,347 This pig, this bunny and I are like a family 124 00:07:24,430 --> 00:07:29,018 that's trying desperately to get away from each other at any cost. Like a family. 125 00:07:29,102 --> 00:07:31,187 We're the new Shaggy and Scooby. 126 00:07:31,271 --> 00:07:33,106 Daphne, and Duffy, and Dinky. 127 00:07:33,189 --> 00:07:34,983 We have so much in common. 128 00:07:35,066 --> 00:07:39,696 Nostrils, for one. Oh, and we birth our young live in amniotic sacs. 129 00:07:39,779 --> 00:07:41,197 Come on, you two. Focus. 130 00:07:41,281 --> 00:07:42,657 And gross. 131 00:07:42,740 --> 00:07:44,868 Look, I told Beth how good we were at solving mysteries 132 00:07:44,951 --> 00:07:49,956 and sneezing and dripping and hoarding livestock isn't helping. 133 00:07:50,039 --> 00:07:52,125 -(SNEEZING) -Bless you. 134 00:07:54,502 --> 00:07:56,087 The scarecrow attacked here, 135 00:07:56,170 --> 00:07:59,132 so we should be able to find our first clue. 136 00:07:59,215 --> 00:08:00,884 Scarecrow footprints. 137 00:08:00,967 --> 00:08:03,553 Like, here's your second clue! 138 00:08:03,636 --> 00:08:06,055 Scarecrow feet running. 139 00:08:06,139 --> 00:08:07,390 (SHRIEKING) 140 00:08:07,473 --> 00:08:08,516 (ALL SCREAMING) 141 00:08:12,145 --> 00:08:16,149 Like, so if you don't mind, we'd like to keep running! 142 00:08:16,232 --> 00:08:17,317 (ALL SCREAMING) 143 00:08:18,651 --> 00:08:20,111 Don't worry, Duffy and Dinky. 144 00:08:20,194 --> 00:08:22,405 I'll protect you from the danger I'm putting you in. 145 00:08:22,488 --> 00:08:24,282 -(LAMB BLEATING) -Ooh. 146 00:08:24,365 --> 00:08:25,575 I will call you Dippy. 147 00:08:25,658 --> 00:08:28,703 And just like me, you're now in mortal danger! 148 00:08:30,872 --> 00:08:32,540 Ducky! No, too easy. 149 00:08:32,623 --> 00:08:34,626 -How about... -Daphne! House! Now! 150 00:08:42,217 --> 00:08:44,010 Okay. Outside. Now. 151 00:08:45,011 --> 00:08:46,429 -Whoa. -(SNEEZING) 152 00:08:46,512 --> 00:08:48,139 SHAGGY: Zoinks. Detour. 153 00:08:55,188 --> 00:08:57,398 (WHIMPERING) Yikes. 154 00:09:04,906 --> 00:09:06,366 Tin Man, there he is. 155 00:09:06,449 --> 00:09:08,451 Like, where have you been, Scarecrow? 156 00:09:08,535 --> 00:09:12,288 Hello. Yellow road. Follow. 157 00:09:12,372 --> 00:09:16,000 Okay, it's simple. Just follow the yellow road to Emerald City, 158 00:09:16,084 --> 00:09:19,087 avoid being ripped apart by flying blue monkeys. 159 00:09:19,170 --> 00:09:20,797 Generally good advice. 160 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:23,174 Next, destroy the Wicked Witch. 161 00:09:23,258 --> 00:09:24,801 Hint. No likey wawa. 162 00:09:24,884 --> 00:09:27,178 And, finally berate the Good Witch 163 00:09:27,262 --> 00:09:30,682 for not telling Dorothy her magic red shoes could have sent her home 164 00:09:30,765 --> 00:09:32,350 immediately at the beginning. 165 00:09:32,433 --> 00:09:34,435 Complete waste of time. 166 00:09:34,519 --> 00:09:35,895 -Got it? -(GRUNTING) 167 00:09:35,979 --> 00:09:37,689 Great. Get a move on. 168 00:09:39,357 --> 00:09:41,651 Go on. Follow the hastily assembled, 169 00:09:41,734 --> 00:09:43,987 obviously fake yellowish road. 170 00:09:44,070 --> 00:09:46,030 Sniff Toto for me. 171 00:09:48,658 --> 00:09:49,701 Hmm. 172 00:09:52,453 --> 00:09:53,705 (SHRIEKING) 173 00:09:56,499 --> 00:09:57,834 FRED: I think we lost him. 174 00:09:57,917 --> 00:10:00,586 Okay, now we need to find some more... (GASPING) 175 00:10:04,299 --> 00:10:05,883 What? (SNEEZING) 176 00:10:05,967 --> 00:10:08,177 I'm... (SNEEZING) Fine. 177 00:10:08,261 --> 00:10:09,887 Fine? Look at yourself. 178 00:10:09,971 --> 00:10:11,681 Sneezy, itchy, runny, puffy. 179 00:10:11,764 --> 00:10:14,392 Throw in a poisoned apple and you're a walking fairy tale. 180 00:10:14,475 --> 00:10:16,978 You're not allergic to adorable animals, are you? 181 00:10:17,061 --> 00:10:19,897 I mean, because you do understand they're now part of the gang? 182 00:10:19,981 --> 00:10:21,190 We've totally bonded. 183 00:10:21,274 --> 00:10:23,192 No, you're not. And no you haven't. 184 00:10:23,276 --> 00:10:25,028 Oh, so Shaggy can have a dog, 185 00:10:25,111 --> 00:10:28,072 but I can't have a bunny, a pig, a goat, a duck and a lobster? 186 00:10:28,156 --> 00:10:30,366 A lobster? Where'd you get a lobster? 187 00:10:30,450 --> 00:10:36,372 His name is Donny, and I'm not exactly sure, but we are like soul mates. 188 00:10:36,456 --> 00:10:37,957 Are you guys okay? 189 00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:40,043 Ah-ha. 190 00:10:41,002 --> 00:10:42,378 More footprints. 191 00:10:42,462 --> 00:10:44,964 -The scarecrow must have been in the toolshed. -Really? 192 00:10:45,048 --> 00:10:48,593 Oh, without a doubt. In fact, judging from the condition of the soil 193 00:10:48,676 --> 00:10:51,346 and these scratch patterns at the edge of the footprints, 194 00:10:51,429 --> 00:10:53,806 it's clear the scarecrow was here last night. 195 00:10:53,890 --> 00:10:56,517 Walking in circles. Pacing, I would imagine. 196 00:10:56,601 --> 00:10:58,811 You know, getting the old evil schemes flowing. 197 00:10:58,895 --> 00:11:00,063 Classic scarecrow behavior. 198 00:11:00,146 --> 00:11:02,565 Or maybe this broom made the tracks. 199 00:11:06,694 --> 00:11:11,783 Right. We've clearly got a pacing, evil scarecrow clean-freak on our hands. 200 00:11:11,866 --> 00:11:13,910 I think my colleagues here would concur? 201 00:11:13,993 --> 00:11:17,121 (SNEEZING) 202 00:11:17,205 --> 00:11:18,831 Speaking of clean-freak, 203 00:11:18,915 --> 00:11:23,503 I think the Daphne gang needs to find a bathroom apart from my dress. 204 00:11:23,586 --> 00:11:25,713 Well, Beth, it's been great chatting with you, 205 00:11:25,797 --> 00:11:29,759 but I need to take my highly-trained associates back into the field. 206 00:11:29,842 --> 00:11:33,179 Don't worry, we'll have this case solved in no time. 207 00:11:33,262 --> 00:11:35,264 VELMA: Dippy. Yuck. 208 00:11:35,348 --> 00:11:38,935 Uh, do you guys have a hose, you know, for the case? 209 00:11:43,272 --> 00:11:44,482 (GASPING) 210 00:11:44,565 --> 00:11:46,401 Where's Jonathan? 211 00:11:46,484 --> 00:11:47,443 He's inside. 212 00:11:47,527 --> 00:11:48,986 You're the man I saw earlier 213 00:11:49,070 --> 00:11:51,030 creeping around the edge of the property. 214 00:11:51,114 --> 00:11:53,533 I'm shy around new people. 215 00:11:53,616 --> 00:11:56,160 You should get a pet. I have five. 216 00:11:56,244 --> 00:11:57,995 Give Jonathan this. 217 00:11:59,664 --> 00:12:03,709 And tell him he needs to back off if he knows what's good for him. 218 00:12:07,046 --> 00:12:09,507 Um, okay. (SNEEZING) 219 00:12:09,590 --> 00:12:11,551 Gesundheit. 220 00:12:11,634 --> 00:12:12,927 Uh, thanks? 221 00:12:13,010 --> 00:12:16,973 Beware. I foresee great suffering for you. 222 00:12:18,808 --> 00:12:21,060 I always keep a little tissue packet on me. 223 00:12:25,523 --> 00:12:27,900 This is a map dated from the 1700s. 224 00:12:27,984 --> 00:12:30,820 See? There is Beth's land and here is Old Tom's. 225 00:12:30,903 --> 00:12:35,533 Interesting. There's marks on both farms. (SNEEZING) 226 00:12:37,368 --> 00:12:40,538 I think it's time we paid a visit to Old Tom. 227 00:12:41,330 --> 00:12:42,540 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 228 00:12:45,084 --> 00:12:49,630 Look, that murder of crows is eating all the food we're supposed to be eating all of. 229 00:12:49,714 --> 00:12:51,507 At least, I think that's a murder. 230 00:12:51,591 --> 00:12:53,593 How many crows makes up a murder? 231 00:12:53,676 --> 00:12:55,011 More than that. 232 00:12:55,094 --> 00:12:58,097 So it's more like a traffic violation of crows. 233 00:12:58,181 --> 00:12:59,390 Are we finished here? 234 00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:01,684 Yeah. Let's do this. 235 00:13:01,767 --> 00:13:04,562 Bow down to us, puny crows! 236 00:13:04,645 --> 00:13:06,481 We're your leaders now. 237 00:13:09,192 --> 00:13:10,860 (CROWS CAWING) 238 00:13:10,943 --> 00:13:12,320 (SCREAMING) 239 00:13:13,779 --> 00:13:16,407 They're all over crowing us! 240 00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:18,242 It's a crow d'etat! 241 00:13:23,956 --> 00:13:26,417 (GRUNTING) 242 00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:31,088 Hey, you. Get off my land, you food stealing thieves. 243 00:13:31,172 --> 00:13:33,090 (ALL SHOUTING) 244 00:13:38,471 --> 00:13:41,098 Go on, get. Shoo, you blasted crows. 245 00:13:41,933 --> 00:13:43,100 -Phew. -Phew. 246 00:13:46,145 --> 00:13:49,398 Daphne, you can't just grab horses off the side of the road. 247 00:13:49,482 --> 00:13:51,442 But we have so much in common. 248 00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:53,027 A, we both like horses. 249 00:13:53,110 --> 00:13:57,657 B, we both don't listen to you. It's like we're twins. 250 00:13:57,740 --> 00:14:02,411 All right. The map has one of these x's right here. 251 00:14:02,495 --> 00:14:05,706 I knew there was something suspicious going on at this farm. 252 00:14:05,790 --> 00:14:08,876 (NASALLY) Ugh, this must be crab grass. 253 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:11,295 I have this reaction to certain kinds. 254 00:14:11,379 --> 00:14:13,673 Hey, over here! 255 00:14:13,756 --> 00:14:16,884 "You no-good bandits had better scram!" 256 00:14:16,968 --> 00:14:19,428 That's what I told those blasted crows. 257 00:14:19,512 --> 00:14:21,931 The scarecrow's been attacking your farm as well? 258 00:14:22,014 --> 00:14:23,933 Scared off all my farm hands. 259 00:14:24,016 --> 00:14:25,935 "Lazy, superstitious ingrate," 260 00:14:26,018 --> 00:14:28,646 is what a harsher boss might say, not me. 261 00:14:28,729 --> 00:14:30,690 I understand the world's a scary place, 262 00:14:30,773 --> 00:14:33,359 but there's no such thing as a living scarecrow. 263 00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:38,531 (SHRIEKING) 264 00:14:39,699 --> 00:14:40,616 (VELMA SNEEZING) 265 00:14:42,868 --> 00:14:47,039 It's real? I... I... I can't believe it. 266 00:14:47,123 --> 00:14:50,710 Let's make like crows and be scared of that! 267 00:14:50,793 --> 00:14:52,878 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 268 00:14:55,923 --> 00:14:58,092 -(GROWLING) -(SNEEZING) 269 00:15:03,222 --> 00:15:05,850 ♪ One, two, three Maybe this has got to be 270 00:15:05,933 --> 00:15:09,395 ♪ When I look into the mirror it's a shame that it's me 271 00:15:09,478 --> 00:15:11,981 ♪ Now I see there's so much fish in the sea 272 00:15:12,064 --> 00:15:15,985 ♪ I had to swim it up to know that you're the one for me 273 00:15:16,068 --> 00:15:18,487 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 274 00:15:18,571 --> 00:15:21,574 ♪ I want to tell you how I feel 275 00:15:22,408 --> 00:15:24,827 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 276 00:15:24,910 --> 00:15:28,789 ♪ Well, it's how I want it to be 277 00:15:28,873 --> 00:15:32,710 ♪ Well, I got older so it's over 278 00:15:32,793 --> 00:15:35,212 ♪ I was coming back to you 279 00:15:35,296 --> 00:15:39,050 ♪ I swear it's over Now I'm sober 280 00:15:39,133 --> 00:15:41,510 ♪ And I promise I'll be true 281 00:15:41,594 --> 00:15:45,222 ♪ Well, I got older so it's over 282 00:15:45,306 --> 00:15:47,725 ♪ I was coming back to you 283 00:15:47,808 --> 00:15:51,604 ♪ I swear it's over Now I'm sober 284 00:15:51,687 --> 00:15:54,607 ♪ And I promise I'll be true ♪ 285 00:16:00,738 --> 00:16:01,947 (CROWS CAWING) 286 00:16:02,907 --> 00:16:04,867 Oh. Oh. 287 00:16:04,950 --> 00:16:06,869 Oh, there you are. 288 00:16:06,952 --> 00:16:10,873 So, is this normal mystery-solving procedure, 289 00:16:10,956 --> 00:16:14,877 'cause it sure feels like a whole heck of a lot of running around wily nilly 290 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:16,545 being chased by a monster. 291 00:16:16,629 --> 00:16:18,172 Well, to a lay person, yeah, 292 00:16:18,255 --> 00:16:20,508 I can understand how it might look like that, 293 00:16:20,591 --> 00:16:22,760 but it's all coming together. Look at the clues. 294 00:16:22,843 --> 00:16:25,888 The scarecrow is attacking Old Tom's farm as well as your farm 295 00:16:25,971 --> 00:16:30,267 and the map markings coincide with those map markings on Old Tom's land. 296 00:16:30,351 --> 00:16:32,728 But we didn't find any markings on Beth's farm. 297 00:16:32,812 --> 00:16:37,108 And, like, I thought you found scarecrow tracks in places the scarecrow hadn't been. 298 00:16:37,191 --> 00:16:40,236 You know, Shaggy, normally you're really quiet in these huddles, 299 00:16:40,319 --> 00:16:43,572 but when it comes to poke holes, man, you're right there. 300 00:16:43,656 --> 00:16:47,118 So, basically, none of the clues add up. (SNEEZING) 301 00:16:47,201 --> 00:16:51,038 Oh, Fred, it's okay. Not everyone's cut out to be a mystery solver. 302 00:16:51,122 --> 00:16:53,833 Now, I'm going to make sure my father's okay. 303 00:16:53,916 --> 00:16:55,292 We know how you feel. 304 00:16:55,376 --> 00:16:57,086 Complete failure is humiliating. 305 00:16:57,169 --> 00:17:00,256 But at least you carry it with you for the rest of your life 306 00:17:00,339 --> 00:17:02,216 to strengthen your humility. 307 00:17:02,299 --> 00:17:04,468 The weight is unbearable. 308 00:17:04,552 --> 00:17:07,179 -(SNEEZING) -All right, Velma, fine. 309 00:17:07,263 --> 00:17:09,681 I can read between the sneezes. You're right. 310 00:17:09,765 --> 00:17:12,935 I have too many animals and we have nothing in common. 311 00:17:13,018 --> 00:17:16,980 I just wanted a close relationship with an animal. Like Shaggy and Scooby. 312 00:17:17,064 --> 00:17:19,233 Like, you can't force that kind of bond. 313 00:17:19,316 --> 00:17:24,113 It takes years of love, terror and unending hunger to have what Scoob and I have. 314 00:17:24,196 --> 00:17:26,114 Which is love, terror and hunger. 315 00:17:26,198 --> 00:17:28,909 Uh, not necessarily in that order. 316 00:17:28,993 --> 00:17:31,078 Guess we've all been distracted today. 317 00:17:31,162 --> 00:17:34,457 Velma, you won't admit your allergies are causing you problems. 318 00:17:34,540 --> 00:17:37,543 Who's talking? Is someone there? 319 00:17:37,626 --> 00:17:42,214 And Shaggy and Scooby, well, you're always distracted in the mystery, so you're cool. 320 00:17:42,298 --> 00:17:44,467 Back at you, toots. 321 00:17:44,550 --> 00:17:48,304 And Fred. You were distracted by trying to impress Beth with your mystery solving skills. 322 00:17:48,387 --> 00:17:50,639 That's not true! I shouldn't have to try. 323 00:17:50,723 --> 00:17:52,475 I am good at solving mysteries. 324 00:17:52,558 --> 00:17:55,019 Something here just isn't right. 325 00:17:55,102 --> 00:17:57,980 Wait. That's it. I can't believe I missed it. 326 00:17:58,063 --> 00:18:01,859 I was too distracted trying to impress Beth with my mystery solving skills 327 00:18:01,942 --> 00:18:03,652 to see that the clues are not adding up 328 00:18:03,736 --> 00:18:05,654 which is the biggest clue of all. 329 00:18:05,738 --> 00:18:07,073 (SNEEZING) 330 00:18:07,156 --> 00:18:08,324 You're right, Fred. 331 00:18:08,407 --> 00:18:11,202 And my allergies aren't a distraction. 332 00:18:11,285 --> 00:18:13,621 They're the final piece of the puzzle. 333 00:18:13,704 --> 00:18:16,624 Come on, we've gotta... (SNEEZING) 334 00:18:16,707 --> 00:18:18,501 We've got... (SNEEZING) 335 00:18:18,584 --> 00:18:20,461 Come on, we've got a scare... (SNEEZING) 336 00:18:20,544 --> 00:18:22,254 A scarecrow to... (SNEEZING) 337 00:18:22,338 --> 00:18:25,716 Come on, we've got a... (SNEEZING) 338 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,134 Come on, we've got a... (SNEEZING) 339 00:18:27,218 --> 00:18:29,220 A scarecrow to... (SNEEZING) 340 00:18:29,303 --> 00:18:31,180 Ugh. You get the idea. 341 00:18:31,263 --> 00:18:35,184 Like, dude, you ready to try and scare these crows away again? 342 00:18:35,267 --> 00:18:37,436 Sisyphus of the corn. 343 00:18:38,395 --> 00:18:39,605 (CROWS CAWING) 344 00:18:42,107 --> 00:18:44,443 (BOTH GULPING) 345 00:18:44,527 --> 00:18:47,238 Boy. I sure hope that scarecrow doesn't show up 346 00:18:47,321 --> 00:18:50,825 like he does every single time we do this. 347 00:18:50,908 --> 00:18:52,660 Highly improbable. 348 00:18:52,743 --> 00:18:53,869 (CROWS CAWING) 349 00:18:55,162 --> 00:18:56,580 (WIND HOWLING) 350 00:18:58,415 --> 00:18:59,708 (GROWLING) 351 00:19:02,002 --> 00:19:03,879 (SHRIEKING) 352 00:19:03,963 --> 00:19:06,966 Bait and sarcasm. A winning combo! 353 00:19:08,342 --> 00:19:10,302 -(WHIMPERING) -(GROWLING) 354 00:19:15,641 --> 00:19:16,684 (SHOUTING) 355 00:19:18,519 --> 00:19:19,645 (SHOUTING) 356 00:19:31,574 --> 00:19:32,950 Now. 357 00:19:33,033 --> 00:19:34,160 (SCREAMING) 358 00:19:48,591 --> 00:19:50,759 And that's how you catch a monster. 359 00:19:50,843 --> 00:19:52,595 That's amazing. You did it. 360 00:19:52,678 --> 00:19:57,057 But two scarecrows? I think you'll find there are no scarecrows. 361 00:19:57,141 --> 00:19:59,977 -BETH: Old Tom and my father? -Yup. 362 00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:02,479 You see, Beth, the clues were contradictory. 363 00:20:02,563 --> 00:20:04,773 But that's because there were two scarecrows, 364 00:20:04,857 --> 00:20:07,526 both completely unaware the other had the same plan. 365 00:20:07,610 --> 00:20:10,529 It turns out there's natural gas under both your farms. 366 00:20:10,613 --> 00:20:14,533 Your father and Old Tom both dressed up as the scarecrow 367 00:20:14,617 --> 00:20:16,619 to scare the other one off their land. 368 00:20:16,702 --> 00:20:20,039 Those weird markings were left over from the surveying equipment. 369 00:20:20,122 --> 00:20:22,791 But your father cleared them away from his land. 370 00:20:22,875 --> 00:20:24,877 That's what made the footprints we found. 371 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:28,505 VELMA: The final clue was Old Tom stuffed his costume with crab grass 372 00:20:28,589 --> 00:20:30,549 which made my face and eyes swell up. 373 00:20:30,633 --> 00:20:32,801 And your father stuffed his costume with hay 374 00:20:32,885 --> 00:20:35,346 which made me sneeze and my eyes water. 375 00:20:35,429 --> 00:20:36,972 (SNEEZING) 376 00:20:38,265 --> 00:20:39,975 But what about that creepy man? 377 00:20:40,059 --> 00:20:42,144 Oh, I work for the gas company. 378 00:20:42,227 --> 00:20:44,730 Jonathan hired me to survey his property. 379 00:20:44,813 --> 00:20:46,482 And the note to back off? 380 00:20:46,565 --> 00:20:49,318 Oh, we were accidentally on Old Tom's property. 381 00:20:49,401 --> 00:20:52,488 We needed to back off about eight, nine feet. 382 00:20:52,571 --> 00:20:55,074 In hindsight, I can see how that sounds ominous. 383 00:20:55,157 --> 00:20:56,325 Sorry, my bad. 384 00:20:56,408 --> 00:20:58,410 See? Mystery solved. 385 00:20:58,494 --> 00:20:59,662 Take them away, Officers. 386 00:20:59,745 --> 00:21:01,455 Hey, now, just hold your horses. 387 00:21:01,538 --> 00:21:05,960 If there's natural gas under both our land, we're both rich, right? 388 00:21:06,043 --> 00:21:09,171 -I'm not pressing charges. Are you? -Nope. 389 00:21:09,254 --> 00:21:10,756 (LAUGHING) 390 00:21:10,839 --> 00:21:14,385 Oh. Well, okay, I guess it all worked out. 391 00:21:14,468 --> 00:21:18,347 So, Beth, uh, how about you and I grab some lunch in town 392 00:21:18,430 --> 00:21:21,809 and I'll tell you about some of my more interesting cases. 393 00:21:21,892 --> 00:21:25,604 Wait, did you just try to send my father to jail? 394 00:21:25,688 --> 00:21:27,773 Uh, well, um... 395 00:21:27,856 --> 00:21:32,152 -Meddlin'. -But I solved the mystery. 396 00:21:32,236 --> 00:21:37,116 Sorry I tried to force an unnaturally deep unending bond of love between us, guys. 397 00:21:37,199 --> 00:21:38,617 You're free to go. 398 00:21:43,622 --> 00:21:45,791 (SIGHING) 399 00:21:45,874 --> 00:21:48,419 DAPHNE: I guess romance, histamines, forced pet bonding 400 00:21:48,502 --> 00:21:51,005 and farm-fresh produce are for the birds. 401 00:21:51,088 --> 00:21:53,257 VELMA: Whatever. (SNEEZING)