1 00:00:08,119 --> 00:00:10,914 (ALL GASPING) 2 00:00:10,997 --> 00:00:14,501 Like, it's always such a pleasure going on vacation with you guys. 3 00:00:14,584 --> 00:00:17,087 At least Athens is a nice change of scenery. 4 00:00:17,170 --> 00:00:18,463 But the story's old. 5 00:00:18,547 --> 00:00:19,673 (DISTANT SCREECHING) 6 00:00:20,340 --> 00:00:21,800 (EXCLAIMING) 7 00:00:21,883 --> 00:00:25,011 Actually, I don't think we've been chased by a harpy before. 8 00:00:25,095 --> 00:00:26,346 Only in Greece. 9 00:00:27,431 --> 00:00:28,807 (PANTING AND MURMURING) 10 00:00:30,183 --> 00:00:31,518 (HARPY SHRIEKING) 11 00:00:33,562 --> 00:00:35,564 I suggest we find another exit. 12 00:00:35,647 --> 00:00:39,109 Right, look around. Many of these old chambers have hidden escape doors. 13 00:00:40,861 --> 00:00:43,196 -(CLICK) -Hey, this tile moved. 14 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:44,656 Any secret exits open up? 15 00:00:44,740 --> 00:00:46,491 -(RUMBLING) -ALL: Huh? 16 00:00:48,535 --> 00:00:51,288 The ceiling's coming down. Daphne, what did you push? 17 00:00:51,371 --> 00:00:53,623 This. Here. His little king foot. 18 00:00:53,707 --> 00:00:55,125 (TAPPING) 19 00:00:55,208 --> 00:00:58,253 Like, hysterical, random tile pushing isn't working. 20 00:00:58,336 --> 00:00:59,671 It's all we have. 21 00:01:01,715 --> 00:01:02,716 (SCREAMING) 22 00:01:04,550 --> 00:01:06,636 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 23 00:01:22,444 --> 00:01:24,029 Scooby-Dooby-Doo! 24 00:01:27,532 --> 00:01:28,825 Nothing's working. 25 00:01:33,330 --> 00:01:37,334 Hey. These ancient scrolls contain the entire history of this palace. 26 00:01:37,417 --> 00:01:39,710 They may hold the key to getting us out of here. 27 00:01:39,795 --> 00:01:43,298 It says fourth century BC was a golden age in Athens. 28 00:01:43,381 --> 00:01:46,510 A great wedding was planned between Athens and Antagonos, 29 00:01:46,593 --> 00:01:48,345 which would strengthen both cities. 30 00:01:48,428 --> 00:01:50,972 Unfortunately, this union angered the gods 31 00:01:51,056 --> 00:01:54,059 who sent Arachne, the spider woman, to stop the wedding. 32 00:01:54,142 --> 00:01:55,310 LADON: King Alexandros. 33 00:01:55,393 --> 00:01:57,187 I'm delighted that the military might 34 00:01:57,270 --> 00:01:58,897 of your great city of Antagonos 35 00:01:58,980 --> 00:02:01,983 and the abundance of wealth of my great city of Athens 36 00:02:02,067 --> 00:02:06,029 will be joined through the marriage of your son, Prince Shlemielius... 37 00:02:06,112 --> 00:02:07,697 ALEXANDROS: Cool it on the grape juice. 38 00:02:07,781 --> 00:02:09,406 To my beloved daughter. 39 00:02:09,490 --> 00:02:12,577 Your Highness, I think we are making a terrible mistake. 40 00:02:12,661 --> 00:02:14,287 The gods are against this wedding. 41 00:02:14,371 --> 00:02:16,540 Oh, Aeslop, you don't know that. 42 00:02:16,623 --> 00:02:17,999 But what about Arachne? 43 00:02:18,083 --> 00:02:20,627 Please, let's not talk about this. It's a wedding! 44 00:02:20,710 --> 00:02:21,920 We should be celebrating. 45 00:02:22,003 --> 00:02:23,839 Speaking of which, where's the princess? 46 00:02:25,006 --> 00:02:26,299 (GRUNTING) 47 00:02:27,676 --> 00:02:28,969 (STRAINING) 48 00:02:30,136 --> 00:02:31,513 Coming. 49 00:02:31,596 --> 00:02:32,639 Coming. 50 00:02:34,015 --> 00:02:35,392 No, don't mind me. 51 00:02:35,475 --> 00:02:37,102 You guys are doing a bang-up job. 52 00:02:37,185 --> 00:02:39,354 Don't everyone rush over to give me a hand here. 53 00:02:39,437 --> 00:02:41,731 No, I'm good. (GRUNTS) 54 00:02:41,815 --> 00:02:43,316 (PANTS AND CRASHES) 55 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:45,068 Ah, here she is now. 56 00:02:45,151 --> 00:02:47,737 King Alexandros, Prince Shlemielius, 57 00:02:47,821 --> 00:02:50,073 may I introduce my beguiling daughter, 58 00:02:50,155 --> 00:02:52,284 the Princess Velmonia. 59 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:57,289 -(GASPS) -(EXCLAIMS) 60 00:02:57,372 --> 00:03:01,543 Father, I'm having second thoughts about this whole arranged marriage thing. 61 00:03:01,626 --> 00:03:04,379 In fact, they're the same as my first thoughts. 62 00:03:04,462 --> 00:03:05,964 Princess Velmonia, 63 00:03:06,047 --> 00:03:09,718 my poison ivy rash is going away. 64 00:03:09,801 --> 00:03:12,470 My dearest daughter, you know our military is weak. 65 00:03:12,554 --> 00:03:14,431 We need this union with Antagonos. 66 00:03:14,514 --> 00:03:16,308 They can protect us from our enemies. 67 00:03:16,391 --> 00:03:20,228 No. My mistress is not some piece of property to be traded off. 68 00:03:20,312 --> 00:03:22,272 Daphne, what are you doing? 69 00:03:22,355 --> 00:03:24,232 I must speak, mistress. 70 00:03:24,316 --> 00:03:26,693 Velmonia wants to live her own life. 71 00:03:26,776 --> 00:03:28,361 Follow her own dreams. 72 00:03:28,445 --> 00:03:30,071 And set her servants free as soon as possible. 73 00:03:30,155 --> 00:03:32,115 Are your servant's words true, Velmonia? 74 00:03:32,198 --> 00:03:35,952 Well, I have always dreamed of being a great mathematician or playwright. 75 00:03:36,036 --> 00:03:39,331 A woman? In Greek theater? Absurd. 76 00:03:39,414 --> 00:03:41,625 -Who will play the women? -Aeslop is right. 77 00:03:41,708 --> 00:03:45,420 Go to your quarters, Velmonia. And take your impudent maid with you. 78 00:03:45,503 --> 00:03:47,547 I hope your daughter won't be a problem. 79 00:03:47,631 --> 00:03:51,593 There are many eligible princesses vying for Prince Shlemielius's hand. 80 00:03:51,676 --> 00:03:54,304 Um, excuse me, mister king person? 81 00:03:54,387 --> 00:03:57,307 Where's the little prince's room? I have to make... 82 00:03:57,390 --> 00:03:58,808 (SIGHS) 83 00:03:58,892 --> 00:04:00,644 VELMA: Meanwhile, in the kingdom's great halls, 84 00:04:00,727 --> 00:04:03,271 sat the greatest philosopher of the ancient world... 85 00:04:03,355 --> 00:04:04,606 Shagrates. 86 00:04:04,689 --> 00:04:07,901 No, you see, man can live without clothing. 87 00:04:07,984 --> 00:04:09,319 He can live without shelter. 88 00:04:09,402 --> 00:04:12,322 He can live without love and companionship. 89 00:04:12,405 --> 00:04:14,824 The only thing man cannot live without 90 00:04:14,908 --> 00:04:16,326 is food. 91 00:04:16,409 --> 00:04:17,660 (CHOMPS) 92 00:04:17,744 --> 00:04:18,744 (GULPS) 93 00:04:18,828 --> 00:04:19,913 So, it follows, 94 00:04:19,996 --> 00:04:21,706 the more a man eats, 95 00:04:21,790 --> 00:04:23,875 the more alive he is. 96 00:04:23,959 --> 00:04:25,001 Dig in. 97 00:04:25,794 --> 00:04:27,003 Shagrates. 98 00:04:27,087 --> 00:04:30,173 Oh, no. Fredricos, not while I am tutoring. 99 00:04:30,256 --> 00:04:32,676 Look, I've captured the fabled Medusa. 100 00:04:32,759 --> 00:04:35,929 At last I can prove that the beast really is... 101 00:04:36,012 --> 00:04:37,097 Uncle Philon? 102 00:04:37,180 --> 00:04:38,390 Of course, you fool. 103 00:04:38,473 --> 00:04:40,266 I was on my way to Plato's costume party 104 00:04:40,350 --> 00:04:42,352 and you bagged me like a wild boar. 105 00:04:42,435 --> 00:04:45,271 Plato was having a party and he didn't invite me? 106 00:04:45,355 --> 00:04:47,357 Huh. Wonder why that is. 107 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:51,778 Shagrates, is it true that Arachne, the spider woman, has been terrorizing Athens? 108 00:04:51,861 --> 00:04:53,363 I know if given a chance, 109 00:04:53,446 --> 00:04:56,366 I can prove not all of these mythological monsters are real. 110 00:04:56,449 --> 00:04:58,702 Oh, Fred. I must take you to the Oracle. 111 00:04:58,785 --> 00:05:00,704 You need answers to the questions you seek, 112 00:05:00,787 --> 00:05:03,707 and, lest you forget, a stuffed pita tastes delicious 113 00:05:03,790 --> 00:05:06,543 whether you know the ingredients or not. 114 00:05:06,626 --> 00:05:10,088 -Hmm. Well, I guess there is truth in your metaphor. -(CHOMPING) 115 00:05:10,171 --> 00:05:11,673 My meta-what-now? 116 00:05:11,756 --> 00:05:16,052 Impudent! I'm sorry, but I was being totally pudent in there. 117 00:05:16,136 --> 00:05:18,138 It wasn't your place to speak, Daphne. 118 00:05:18,221 --> 00:05:20,557 But, I appreciate you sticking up for me. 119 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:22,892 Look, I don't want to marry Shlemielius, 120 00:05:22,976 --> 00:05:24,853 but I can't let my whole kingdom down. 121 00:05:24,936 --> 00:05:27,814 But, what about the giant spider monster everyone's talking about? 122 00:05:27,897 --> 00:05:29,983 Could be an evil omen. 123 00:05:30,066 --> 00:05:33,153 I know. We should consult the Oracle for advice. 124 00:05:33,236 --> 00:05:36,406 Oh, I don't believe in that supernatural mumbo-jumbo. 125 00:05:36,489 --> 00:05:38,742 We live in an age of science and reason. 126 00:05:38,825 --> 00:05:43,246 Everything can be explained without resorting to meddling gods and monsters. 127 00:05:43,329 --> 00:05:46,624 Okay. Let's hear the explanation for that! 128 00:05:46,708 --> 00:05:49,169 -(EXCLAIMS) -(ROARING) 129 00:05:49,252 --> 00:05:51,087 Giant spider monster! 130 00:05:51,170 --> 00:05:53,173 Hey. That does explain it. 131 00:06:01,431 --> 00:06:03,224 -Oracle? -Oracle. 132 00:06:03,308 --> 00:06:05,101 Do you really think the Oracle can help me solve 133 00:06:05,185 --> 00:06:07,270 some of these mythical mysteries? 134 00:06:07,353 --> 00:06:10,440 Yup. Like, the all-seeing Oracle is cool like that. 135 00:06:10,523 --> 00:06:12,776 Oh, we go way back. 136 00:06:12,859 --> 00:06:14,986 -(ALL GASPING) -Princess Velmonia? 137 00:06:15,070 --> 00:06:16,488 Wait, what are you doing here? 138 00:06:16,571 --> 00:06:18,907 We were just attacked by Arachne in the courtyard. 139 00:06:18,990 --> 00:06:21,117 Sounds like a myth-mystery. 140 00:06:21,201 --> 00:06:22,952 A mythtery! 141 00:06:23,036 --> 00:06:24,704 Hey, aren't you Fredricos? 142 00:06:24,788 --> 00:06:27,332 The guy Homer wrote the Idiot and the Oddity about? 143 00:06:27,415 --> 00:06:29,876 That's the Iliad and the Odyssey. 144 00:06:29,959 --> 00:06:32,170 Anyway, we're here to see the Oracle. 145 00:06:32,253 --> 00:06:34,130 -Us, too. -Oh! 146 00:06:34,214 --> 00:06:38,968 One cannot find wisdom unless one is on the path that leads to wisdom. 147 00:06:39,052 --> 00:06:40,303 Group: Ah! 148 00:06:40,386 --> 00:06:41,888 -Wait, what does that... -I don't get it. 149 00:06:41,971 --> 00:06:43,723 Follow me. 150 00:06:43,807 --> 00:06:45,767 -Makes sense. Why didn't I think of that? -Right. Quite profound. 151 00:06:45,850 --> 00:06:49,229 So, Shagrates, I've never met the Oracle. What's he like? 152 00:06:49,312 --> 00:06:51,021 -Ah! -Like that. 153 00:06:54,734 --> 00:06:56,361 What is it you seek? 154 00:06:57,987 --> 00:06:59,656 (CLEARS THROAT) 155 00:06:59,739 --> 00:07:02,700 (GRUNTS) Uh, hi, Mr. Oracle. 156 00:07:02,784 --> 00:07:03,993 Sir, uh... 157 00:07:04,077 --> 00:07:05,829 Uh, Princess Velmonia here. 158 00:07:05,912 --> 00:07:09,374 -You know, from... -The Oracle knows all. 159 00:07:09,457 --> 00:07:11,084 What number am I thinking of? 160 00:07:11,167 --> 00:07:13,753 -(GRUNTS) -Should I marry Prince Shlemielius? 161 00:07:13,837 --> 00:07:16,756 Will there be food? 162 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:19,092 You mean at the wedding? 163 00:07:19,175 --> 00:07:21,719 -Hmm. -I know a caterer. 164 00:07:21,803 --> 00:07:24,597 I guess if I marry him there will be food. 165 00:07:24,681 --> 00:07:26,766 And my city will be protected but... 166 00:07:26,850 --> 00:07:28,351 Form of a question. 167 00:07:30,103 --> 00:07:33,523 Should I call off this wedding to stop the Arachne attacks? 168 00:07:33,606 --> 00:07:35,900 Even though it will leave my city defenseless? 169 00:07:35,984 --> 00:07:37,694 And waste good food? 170 00:07:37,777 --> 00:07:41,573 What if there's falafel? I prefer mine with hummus. 171 00:07:42,782 --> 00:07:43,908 A-ha! 172 00:07:43,992 --> 00:07:46,619 The great all-seeing Oracle is really... 173 00:07:47,787 --> 00:07:49,998 -(GASPS) -A dog. 174 00:07:50,081 --> 00:07:52,876 -Oh, hi, Scoobemus. -Hi, Shagrates. 175 00:07:52,959 --> 00:07:55,503 Oh, sorry. Hi, Shagrates. 176 00:07:55,587 --> 00:07:57,338 SHAGRATES: So, like, I didn't know you were an all-seeing, 177 00:07:57,422 --> 00:08:01,384 pre-cognitive portal of wisdom and future divination. 178 00:08:01,467 --> 00:08:02,969 Just my day job. 179 00:08:03,052 --> 00:08:04,137 (GASPS) 180 00:08:06,306 --> 00:08:07,932 VELMONIA: What happened here? 181 00:08:13,021 --> 00:08:14,022 Father? 182 00:08:24,657 --> 00:08:26,701 -(YELLING) -(SCREAMING) 183 00:08:26,784 --> 00:08:30,788 Velmonia? Oh, thank goodness! My daughter, you're okay. 184 00:08:30,872 --> 00:08:33,833 The fatal, fearsome Arachne is loose in the palace. 185 00:08:33,916 --> 00:08:34,959 Don't be silly. 186 00:08:35,043 --> 00:08:37,420 What we have here is a mythtery. 187 00:08:37,502 --> 00:08:38,963 That's what everyone's calling it. 188 00:08:39,046 --> 00:08:40,882 My guards will deal with the beast. 189 00:08:40,964 --> 00:08:43,550 And you, Fredricos, will keep out of it. 190 00:08:43,635 --> 00:08:48,932 Well, you heard the king. Right, come on, Scoobemus. Let's go invent democracy. 191 00:08:49,015 --> 00:08:50,391 I vote lunch first. 192 00:08:50,475 --> 00:08:53,102 No. We've got to solve this mythtery. 193 00:08:53,186 --> 00:08:55,146 And the first order of business should be... 194 00:08:57,857 --> 00:08:59,192 (GROWLING) 195 00:08:59,275 --> 00:09:00,401 Scream. 196 00:09:00,485 --> 00:09:01,569 (SCREAMING) 197 00:09:06,908 --> 00:09:07,951 Follow me. 198 00:09:08,034 --> 00:09:09,494 (GROUP SCREAMING) 199 00:09:18,211 --> 00:09:19,295 (ALL MURMURING) 200 00:09:24,592 --> 00:09:25,969 (SHRIEKING) 201 00:09:26,970 --> 00:09:27,971 Hold on. 202 00:09:29,097 --> 00:09:30,431 (NEIGHING) 203 00:09:34,811 --> 00:09:36,187 Hey, Shagrates. 204 00:09:36,271 --> 00:09:38,648 Wasn't it you who proved fear is merely an illusion? 205 00:09:38,731 --> 00:09:40,817 Yeah. I like to prove a lot of things. 206 00:09:40,900 --> 00:09:43,777 In practice, it's hard to debate venomous fangs. 207 00:09:43,861 --> 00:09:45,947 Venomous fangs trump logic. 208 00:09:46,030 --> 00:09:49,993 Well, luckily the Michanima Mysterio trumps venomous fangs. 209 00:09:52,453 --> 00:09:53,746 (STRAINING) 210 00:09:55,081 --> 00:09:56,666 Nice going, Fredricos. 211 00:09:56,749 --> 00:09:59,460 Maybe everyone was wrong about you when they said... 212 00:10:00,962 --> 00:10:03,131 (SCREAMING) 213 00:10:03,214 --> 00:10:06,175 VELMONIA: No, this is pretty much exactly what they said. 214 00:10:18,271 --> 00:10:19,439 (GRUNTS) 215 00:10:23,026 --> 00:10:25,528 How dare you disturb the great Zeus 216 00:10:25,612 --> 00:10:28,031 in his home on Mount Olympus? 217 00:10:28,114 --> 00:10:29,365 Huh? 218 00:10:29,449 --> 00:10:30,450 Hera! 219 00:10:33,828 --> 00:10:36,247 A spider! Zap it. 220 00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:38,041 Now, now, dear. 221 00:10:38,124 --> 00:10:40,918 I'm not going to waste a perfectly good thunderbolt on a spider. 222 00:10:41,002 --> 00:10:42,545 Just, get rid of it. 223 00:10:42,628 --> 00:10:44,213 Ooh, I hate spiders. 224 00:10:44,297 --> 00:10:46,174 Fine, I'll do it. 225 00:10:47,008 --> 00:10:48,718 -Hmm? -Sheesh. 226 00:10:48,801 --> 00:10:52,638 Power of all the universe and I still have to deal with spiders. 227 00:10:52,722 --> 00:10:54,390 Squish it. 228 00:10:54,474 --> 00:10:56,893 I'm not going to squish it. I'm going to set it free outside. 229 00:11:03,232 --> 00:11:04,901 I'll try it from here. 230 00:11:04,984 --> 00:11:07,028 (BLOWING) 231 00:11:08,988 --> 00:11:10,406 There, got her. 232 00:11:10,490 --> 00:11:11,741 There, see. 233 00:11:11,824 --> 00:11:13,993 Isn't that nicer then squishing the poor spider? 234 00:11:14,077 --> 00:11:16,245 You sweet thunder god. 235 00:11:17,497 --> 00:11:18,915 (SCREAMS) 236 00:11:18,998 --> 00:11:20,291 (SCREAMING) 237 00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:21,501 Hmm? (GROWLS) 238 00:11:26,839 --> 00:11:28,257 (SHRIEKS) 239 00:11:31,094 --> 00:11:33,262 (DISTANT SCREAMING) 240 00:11:33,346 --> 00:11:34,806 -(GASPS) -(CRASHING) 241 00:11:36,349 --> 00:11:37,475 There you guys are. 242 00:11:37,558 --> 00:11:38,601 Where's Arachne? 243 00:11:38,684 --> 00:11:40,937 Like, we set it free, in nature. 244 00:11:41,020 --> 00:11:42,855 Bruised but unsquished. 245 00:11:42,939 --> 00:11:44,774 We have to think of something fast. 246 00:11:44,857 --> 00:11:47,276 I'm worried these Arachne attacks will frighten King Alexandros 247 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:48,694 into calling off the wedding. 248 00:11:48,777 --> 00:11:50,321 Which will doom both our cities. 249 00:11:50,405 --> 00:11:52,448 But you don't want to marry Shlemielius. 250 00:11:52,532 --> 00:11:55,410 I know what it's like being forced to do something you don't want to do, 251 00:11:55,493 --> 00:11:57,620 and I'm not about to let my beloved Velmonia 252 00:11:57,703 --> 00:12:00,915 get sucked into a miserable life of servitude. 253 00:12:00,998 --> 00:12:02,834 -Nice try. -Drat. 254 00:12:02,917 --> 00:12:06,504 Well, first things first. Let's split up and look for clues. 255 00:12:10,425 --> 00:12:12,385 Why King Alexandros's quarters? 256 00:12:12,468 --> 00:12:13,636 Don't trust his beard. 257 00:12:19,142 --> 00:12:21,310 Your beard-ar seems to be right, as usual. 258 00:12:21,394 --> 00:12:23,146 Always is. What did you find? 259 00:12:23,229 --> 00:12:27,150 According to this, Antagonos is in more trouble than we realized. 260 00:12:27,233 --> 00:12:28,609 Their treasury's running out of money. 261 00:12:28,693 --> 00:12:30,278 There's unrest among the people and... 262 00:12:30,361 --> 00:12:32,822 Why have you invaded the sanctity of my room? 263 00:12:32,905 --> 00:12:34,031 I... Uh... 264 00:12:34,115 --> 00:12:37,034 Came to apologize for my earlier behavior, 265 00:12:37,118 --> 00:12:39,328 My Lord. To lay myself at your feet 266 00:12:39,412 --> 00:12:41,122 and beg your forgiveness. 267 00:12:42,123 --> 00:12:43,166 (GRUNTS) 268 00:12:44,417 --> 00:12:46,043 Well? Go ahead. 269 00:12:46,127 --> 00:12:47,962 Me? Lay at feet? 270 00:12:48,045 --> 00:12:51,215 You're my servant. It's your job to do these things for me. 271 00:12:51,299 --> 00:12:53,092 (GROANS) 272 00:12:56,137 --> 00:12:57,221 Not going to happen. 273 00:13:04,187 --> 00:13:06,898 Uh, Prince Shlemielius? Your Highness? 274 00:13:06,981 --> 00:13:08,024 Are you okay? 275 00:13:08,107 --> 00:13:09,609 My arm itches. 276 00:13:09,692 --> 00:13:12,904 I know Velmonia doesn't like me because I'm itchy. 277 00:13:12,987 --> 00:13:14,906 No, don't be silly. 278 00:13:14,989 --> 00:13:17,325 Like, that's not why she doesn't like you. 279 00:13:17,408 --> 00:13:19,702 I don't know how to talk to the girl people. 280 00:13:19,785 --> 00:13:23,206 I tried to impress her with my faded poison ivy rash 281 00:13:23,289 --> 00:13:27,126 but she looks at me like I have a non-faded poison ivy rash. 282 00:13:27,210 --> 00:13:29,045 Well, maybe there are 283 00:13:29,128 --> 00:13:32,798 non-poison ivy rash-related topics you could talk about. 284 00:13:32,882 --> 00:13:34,550 That's my A material. 285 00:13:34,634 --> 00:13:37,887 Other than the speaking about toys and... Hey, careful! 286 00:13:37,970 --> 00:13:41,390 I spent hours with the placing and the standing. 287 00:13:41,474 --> 00:13:42,892 (GRUNTING) 288 00:13:42,975 --> 00:13:44,435 I've got you now. 289 00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:46,270 Not until the last man falls. 290 00:13:46,354 --> 00:13:48,439 Try with the cutting them off at the pass. 291 00:13:48,523 --> 00:13:50,316 Nobody out with the flanking. 292 00:13:51,317 --> 00:13:52,318 (GASPS) 293 00:13:54,529 --> 00:13:58,741 Yes! I win. In your face. In your face. 294 00:13:58,824 --> 00:14:00,535 (SCOFFS) Two against one. 295 00:14:00,618 --> 00:14:02,161 -(SHAGRATES LAUGHS) -Hmm. 296 00:14:03,621 --> 00:14:05,206 DAPHNE: Hurry up, Velmonia. 297 00:14:05,289 --> 00:14:07,667 It won't take long for them to realize we're missing. 298 00:14:07,750 --> 00:14:11,254 Daphne, I don't think running away is the right thing to do. 299 00:14:11,337 --> 00:14:13,005 It's the only thing to do. 300 00:14:13,089 --> 00:14:15,132 You can't marry a guy you don't love. 301 00:14:15,216 --> 00:14:17,552 While everyone is at the big pre-wedding feast, 302 00:14:17,635 --> 00:14:19,011 we'll sneak out in disguise. 303 00:14:19,095 --> 00:14:22,348 You, as loom salesman Madame Thesi Drapedis. 304 00:14:22,431 --> 00:14:24,600 And me as your long-suffering wife, 305 00:14:24,684 --> 00:14:26,143 Talapouria Gynaika. 306 00:14:26,227 --> 00:14:27,520 No, Daphne. 307 00:14:27,603 --> 00:14:28,771 I am a princess. 308 00:14:28,854 --> 00:14:30,648 A daughter of Athens. 309 00:14:30,731 --> 00:14:33,359 My father needs this union to protect the good people of this city. 310 00:14:33,442 --> 00:14:35,361 And I will not abandon my duty to them. 311 00:14:35,444 --> 00:14:36,946 DAPHNE: Wait. Where are you going? 312 00:14:37,029 --> 00:14:38,948 I must go through with this wedding, 313 00:14:39,031 --> 00:14:40,449 and I must do it now. 314 00:14:40,533 --> 00:14:41,951 Like, you're actually going through with the wedding 315 00:14:42,034 --> 00:14:44,287 to a man you don't even know, or like? 316 00:14:44,370 --> 00:14:45,705 When's the feast? 317 00:14:45,788 --> 00:14:47,790 All-seeing. All-eating. 318 00:14:47,873 --> 00:14:49,625 But what about the mythtery? 319 00:14:49,709 --> 00:14:52,628 I have to do my duty as a princess in our world. 320 00:14:52,712 --> 00:14:54,714 Nothing can change that. 321 00:14:54,797 --> 00:14:57,008 -(ALL GASPING) -How about that? 322 00:14:57,091 --> 00:14:58,134 (HISSING) 323 00:15:00,553 --> 00:15:01,554 Run! 324 00:15:01,637 --> 00:15:03,264 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 325 00:15:09,395 --> 00:15:11,230 ♪ We got to change our lives 326 00:15:11,314 --> 00:15:13,899 ♪ Practice, cite inside yourself 327 00:15:13,983 --> 00:15:15,234 ♪ Nobody's going nowhere 328 00:15:15,318 --> 00:15:18,613 ♪ I need to say, you gotta be myself 329 00:15:21,115 --> 00:15:23,909 ♪ Something's gotta change 330 00:15:23,993 --> 00:15:26,662 ♪ Someone is gotta change 331 00:15:26,746 --> 00:15:29,165 ♪ Or we can make it change 332 00:15:29,248 --> 00:15:32,418 ♪ Yeah, or we can make it change 333 00:15:32,501 --> 00:15:33,753 ♪ Change your lives 334 00:15:33,836 --> 00:15:36,505 ♪ Practice, cite Inside yourself 335 00:15:36,589 --> 00:15:38,007 ♪ Nobody's going nowhere 336 00:15:38,090 --> 00:15:39,592 ♪ I need to say 337 00:15:39,675 --> 00:15:42,470 ♪ You gotta be myself 338 00:15:43,763 --> 00:15:45,306 ♪ Change your lives 339 00:15:45,389 --> 00:15:46,641 ♪ Practice, cite 340 00:15:46,724 --> 00:15:49,393 ♪ Inside yourself Nobody's going nowhere 341 00:15:49,477 --> 00:15:50,936 ♪ I need to say 342 00:15:51,020 --> 00:15:53,230 ♪ You gotta be myself 343 00:15:54,106 --> 00:15:55,107 (SCREECHES) 344 00:15:56,692 --> 00:15:58,652 ♪ You gotta be myself ♪ 345 00:16:00,613 --> 00:16:02,114 (SCREAMING) 346 00:16:02,198 --> 00:16:04,867 ALEXANDROS: We have no choice now, we must leave. 347 00:16:04,950 --> 00:16:07,828 No, Athens and Antagonos must be united. 348 00:16:07,912 --> 00:16:10,247 Without this union, our two cities are doomed. 349 00:16:10,331 --> 00:16:11,540 But, what about Arachne? 350 00:16:11,624 --> 00:16:14,001 I will not be intimidated by a monster. 351 00:16:14,085 --> 00:16:15,961 I'm sorry, Ladon. Aeslop is right. 352 00:16:16,045 --> 00:16:17,880 The gods are against this wedding. 353 00:16:20,341 --> 00:16:23,719 Eh, honestly... She's not my type anyway. 354 00:16:23,803 --> 00:16:26,180 And boom. There's rock bottom. 355 00:16:26,263 --> 00:16:30,226 I can't believe I let not only my father but all of Athens down. 356 00:16:30,309 --> 00:16:32,228 It's not your fault, Velmonia. 357 00:16:32,311 --> 00:16:34,647 I'm the one who failed to stop Arachne. 358 00:16:34,730 --> 00:16:37,525 Maybe what everyone says about me is true. 359 00:16:37,608 --> 00:16:39,360 The Oracle says... 360 00:16:39,443 --> 00:16:40,652 Probably. 361 00:16:40,736 --> 00:16:42,822 Like, we should be philosophical about this. 362 00:16:42,905 --> 00:16:44,865 When you think about it, 363 00:16:44,949 --> 00:16:49,161 failure is merely the total, utter lack of success in achieving one's goals. 364 00:16:49,245 --> 00:16:50,871 Hey, hold on a second. 365 00:16:50,955 --> 00:16:53,708 Sure, you might be a failed princess, a failed epic hero, 366 00:16:53,791 --> 00:16:57,420 a failed all-seeing oracle and a failed great philosopher, 367 00:16:57,503 --> 00:16:58,504 but, hello. 368 00:16:58,587 --> 00:17:00,464 Failed servant here. 369 00:17:00,548 --> 00:17:03,509 I didn't even have a choice, legally, but to follow you guys into failure. 370 00:17:03,592 --> 00:17:07,470 Don't you see? You all have the freedom to choose your own destinies. 371 00:17:07,555 --> 00:17:11,142 You can't just give up. No one chooses failure. 372 00:17:11,225 --> 00:17:12,351 Wait, Daphne. 373 00:17:12,435 --> 00:17:13,518 What you just said. 374 00:17:13,602 --> 00:17:15,354 No one chooses failure. 375 00:17:15,438 --> 00:17:18,106 -What if they did? -Fredricos, you're right. 376 00:17:18,190 --> 00:17:21,110 That's the key to this whole mythtery. 377 00:17:21,192 --> 00:17:25,823 Guys, it's time to trap a spider in its own web. 378 00:17:25,906 --> 00:17:28,200 What is this all about, Princess Velmonia? 379 00:17:28,284 --> 00:17:31,620 King Alexandros, I know how much you cherish wisdom. 380 00:17:31,704 --> 00:17:33,372 So, I've brought you the greatest wisdom 381 00:17:33,456 --> 00:17:35,708 in all of Greece to offer counsel. 382 00:17:38,669 --> 00:17:40,463 The Oracle? Here? 383 00:17:40,546 --> 00:17:42,715 Like, I called in a few favors. 384 00:17:42,798 --> 00:17:45,259 Ask the Oracle if the wedding should go on. 385 00:17:45,342 --> 00:17:46,927 Oh, mighty Oracle, 386 00:17:47,011 --> 00:17:50,639 should Athens and Antagonos be united in marriage? 387 00:17:50,723 --> 00:17:53,476 Will there be food? 388 00:17:53,559 --> 00:17:54,810 (CLEARS THROAT) 389 00:17:54,894 --> 00:17:57,396 (CLEARS THROAT) I mean... You better. 390 00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:58,564 I knew it. 391 00:17:58,647 --> 00:17:59,982 Thank you. Finally. 392 00:18:00,065 --> 00:18:02,401 Both our cities will be strong again. 393 00:18:17,583 --> 00:18:18,584 (HISSING) 394 00:18:19,919 --> 00:18:21,337 Run! 395 00:18:21,420 --> 00:18:22,463 (EXCLAIMS) 396 00:18:24,423 --> 00:18:25,716 (GROWLS) 397 00:18:27,259 --> 00:18:28,427 Daphne, now! 398 00:18:32,515 --> 00:18:33,891 -Huh? (GRUNTS) -(SPLATS) 399 00:18:34,433 --> 00:18:35,434 (GROANS) 400 00:18:38,604 --> 00:18:40,022 Didn't see that coming. 401 00:18:40,105 --> 00:18:42,233 Uh, Daphne, a little help here? 402 00:18:42,316 --> 00:18:43,484 Right. Sorry. 403 00:18:45,945 --> 00:18:47,822 So, uh, now what? 404 00:18:47,905 --> 00:18:50,616 Is there a Mount Olympus police department? 405 00:18:50,699 --> 00:18:53,953 The Olympian gods have nothing to do with this mythtery. 406 00:18:54,036 --> 00:18:56,038 Arachne is really... 407 00:18:56,121 --> 00:18:57,498 ALL: Aeslop! 408 00:18:57,581 --> 00:18:58,916 What's going on? 409 00:18:58,999 --> 00:19:01,877 Oh, no. The spider has eaten my servant, Aeslop. 410 00:19:01,961 --> 00:19:04,755 Who will apply the ointment for the itching? 411 00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:07,258 That's right. Aeslop is the servant, 412 00:19:07,341 --> 00:19:09,635 who was doing the bidding of his master. 413 00:19:09,718 --> 00:19:11,303 Prince Shlemielius. 414 00:19:11,387 --> 00:19:14,223 -Shlemielius? The itchy guy? -Yes. 415 00:19:14,306 --> 00:19:16,725 FREDRICOS: Shlemielius wanted everyone, including his father, 416 00:19:16,809 --> 00:19:19,270 to believe he was a weak, immature imbecile, 417 00:19:19,353 --> 00:19:22,606 while secretly becoming a strategic genius at war and politics. 418 00:19:22,690 --> 00:19:26,527 I could tell he had arranged his toy soldiers in complex patterns. 419 00:19:26,610 --> 00:19:27,945 That wasn't a game. 420 00:19:28,028 --> 00:19:30,865 It was a brilliant battle plan for conquering Athens. 421 00:19:30,948 --> 00:19:33,701 VELMONIA: We found evidence that, despite their strong military, 422 00:19:33,784 --> 00:19:36,579 Antagonos was in economic and social crisis. 423 00:19:36,662 --> 00:19:41,000 King Alexandros wanted to stabilize Antagonos through a union with Athens. 424 00:19:41,083 --> 00:19:43,586 But Shlemielius thought his father was weak. 425 00:19:43,669 --> 00:19:44,795 FREDRICOS: Enter Arachne. 426 00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:46,380 By posing as the monster, 427 00:19:46,463 --> 00:19:48,424 Shlemielius hoped the fearful people would think 428 00:19:48,507 --> 00:19:50,593 the Olympian gods condemned the wedding plans. 429 00:19:50,676 --> 00:19:53,053 He knew the failure of this wedding would allow him 430 00:19:53,137 --> 00:19:55,347 to lead a revolt and take the throne. 431 00:19:55,431 --> 00:19:59,351 My own son, a meddling traitor? Take him away! 432 00:19:59,435 --> 00:20:02,605 And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for the itching. 433 00:20:02,688 --> 00:20:05,232 The distracting skin bumps. The lotion... 434 00:20:05,316 --> 00:20:09,278 Thank you, Daphne. I'm sorry if I've never treated you like an equal. 435 00:20:09,361 --> 00:20:10,779 The way you worked the controls 436 00:20:10,863 --> 00:20:13,407 of my father's home security apparatus was remarkable. 437 00:20:13,490 --> 00:20:16,994 Oh, it was no big deal. All I did was press the tiles, like this... 438 00:20:17,077 --> 00:20:19,330 VELMA: That's it! I know what to do. 439 00:20:19,413 --> 00:20:20,539 Like, of course. 440 00:20:20,623 --> 00:20:22,958 The answer had to be at the end of the story. 441 00:20:23,042 --> 00:20:26,670 Fred, Daphne, when I say, open the door. 442 00:20:26,754 --> 00:20:29,173 Uh, hello. Harpy, remember. 443 00:20:29,256 --> 00:20:30,299 Trust me. 444 00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:36,180 Now! 445 00:20:36,263 --> 00:20:37,598 (SCREECHING) 446 00:20:38,891 --> 00:20:39,934 (GRUNTS) 447 00:20:41,227 --> 00:20:43,562 Now, let's see who this harpy really is. 448 00:20:45,481 --> 00:20:48,651 ALL: Um, some random guy? 449 00:20:48,734 --> 00:20:50,819 Yeah, never saw him before. 450 00:20:50,903 --> 00:20:53,322 -FRED: Anyone? -(GROUP DISAGREEING) 451 00:20:53,405 --> 00:20:54,949 Well, at least we solved the mystery. 452 00:20:55,032 --> 00:20:56,200 I'm hungry. 453 00:20:56,283 --> 00:20:58,077 Like, I could go for a really big pita. 454 00:20:59,662 --> 00:21:01,914 Uh, guys? 455 00:21:01,997 --> 00:21:03,207 (CLANKS)