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where he learned the magic
arts from wizards and seers,

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folks, please welcome to
the Hocus Pocus Palace stage,

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The Astounding Bewildero.

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(BEWILDERO GRUNTS)

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Oh, these are
heavier than I thought.

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-(GROANS)
-(AUDIENCE APPLAUSE)

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Thank you!

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I am The Astounding Bewildero.

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And I... Bewilder you!

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Bewilder you!

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-(SCREAMS)
-(BIRD SQUAWKING)

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Help, help, help!

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Ta-da!

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And now I'd like to bring out
my lovely assistant, Susan.

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You got a smudge. (SLURPS)

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Mom, stop!

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And now I,
The Astounding Bewildero,

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shall pull from this
very hat, a rabbit.

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A rabbit... Where's the...

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It appears the rabbit refuses
to leave the mystical realms

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from whence it whences...

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-(BIRD SQUAWKING)
-(SUSAN SCREAMS)

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The shredding talons,
the symbol of peace
hurts the flesh!

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Ta-da!

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(RUMBLING)

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Um...

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A-ha!

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The rabbit must have left the
mystical realms the wrong way,

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and entered this box.

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The exits aren't clearly
marked in mystical realms.

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Ta... Da...

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-(GROWLS)
-(SCREAMS)

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

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FRED: This is so cool.

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I've been dying to go
to the Hocus Pocus Palace

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for as long as I can remember.

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So, like...

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We're going, on purpose,

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to a scary castle,
on purpose...

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To watch supernatural acts
performed, on purpose,

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but this time,
we're paying money to do it?

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What could go wrong?

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It's fun.

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I've been fascinated by
magic since I was a boy.

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Every trick is like a
mini mystery to solve.

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I don't know Fred,
magic seems kind of silly.

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Really?

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Do you think, this is silly?

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(ALL SCREAMING)

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ALL: Fred vanished!

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(ALL SCREAMING)

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Ta-da!

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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(ALL SCREAMING)

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(THUDS)

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Now who's silly?

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You hid under the dashboard.

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(SPEAKS SOFTLY) Magic.

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SCOOBY-DOO: We almost died.
SHAGGY: On purpose.

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(TIRES SQUEALING)

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Here we are,

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the Hocus Pocus Palace.

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Yes, here we are,
all by ourselves.

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FRED: Hmm...

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I heard it was usually packed
during the new member
audition week.

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So it's skating today, Daphne?

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That's how I roll.

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(CREAKS)

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Cool!

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SAUL TWINKLESHINE: (ON PA)
Welcome to the
Hocus Pocus Palace.

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(SCREAMS)

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Please continue into
the main room if you can...

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Like how? There's no door.

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We're trapped here forever.

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As you can see,
gaining entrance will take
all your cunning and guile.

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-All of your...
-Found it!

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Brain power and...
Oh come on, seriously!

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It's Saul Twinkleshine.

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This is the owner of
the Hocus Pocus Palace.

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He was one of the greatest
stage magicians of all time.

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"Was"? Watch this.

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(GASPS)

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That was amazing!

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Right. Excuse me, Mr...

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Twinkleshine, but why is the
Hocus Pocus Palace so empty?

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Yeah, I thought it was
new member audition week.

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It is. There's a ridiculous
rumor that a mutant rabbit has
been attacking the magicians.

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BOTH: "Rabbit"?

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Sounds like a mystery to me.

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All I know is, most of the
Palace's members have
been scared away,

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and only a couple of
new magicians are
willing to audition.

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The Palace won't survive
without a strong membership.

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Well, it's a good thing
I'm here to audition.

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Oh, great!

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Jokey Jody, our resident
comic magician will show
you to your room.

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BOTH: "Comic magician"?

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Yes, I also do
birthday parties and weddings.

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(HONKS)

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Do what to them?

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Uh, guys,
we'll catch up with you.

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Scoob and I wanna
make some food vanish.

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Food is an illusion.

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This way to the elevator.

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What elevator?

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That's the question,
which way is up...

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And which way is down?

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-The closer you...
-Found it!

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Dang it!

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Hi, welcome to Hex Mex,
are you members?

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Uh, no...

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(FLY BUZZING)

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How about, yes?

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This is actually better Scoob,

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like we won't get the
usual complaints when
people see us eat in public.

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I just hope a waiter
eventually shows up.

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Hey, calm down.
We can share a menu
until they bring another one.

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What menu?

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(GROWLING)

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Like, who ordered the rabbit?

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Send it back!

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(GROWLS)

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(SHAGGY SCREAMS)

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Okay Fred,
so, what's this plan of yours?

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FRED: You'll see.

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(GRUNTS)

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Uh, maybe I should've
waited on skates

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for a more rolling-friendly
environment.

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(SIGHS)
What else have I got here?

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Do you think this is a good
place to learn Portuguese?

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Sure, qual e esse livro?

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What's that book?

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It's a history of
the Hocus Pocus Palace.

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Legend says this place was
originally home to a magician
named Magus Fa,

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who studied the
black forbidden arts.

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And also raised
bunnies on the side.

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Fa even tried to summon
a spirit from the beyond

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and place it into one of
his rabbits, Mr. Wiggly.

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The spirit turned out to be
a malevolent demon,

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and Mr. Wiggly was transformed
into a horrible creature

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that haunts the
palace to this day.

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You had me at "Mr. Wiggly".

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So, I... Missed a lot
of that, actually.

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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

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Ta-da! (ECHOING)

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For the love of all that is
good in this world, what have
you done to yourself?

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This is our plan.

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How'd you get your
eyeliner so perfect?

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Oh, I lined it with a pencil
first, then I traced that with
a liquid liner and...

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BOTH: Ahhh! Mutant rabbit!

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You saw him?

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BOTH: Ahhh! Mutant Fred!

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Guys, we've got to stop this
mutant rabbit and save
the Hocus Pocus Palace.

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That's why we're going
undercover as an
auditioning magician...

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And his entourage.

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So you just happened
to have that outfit

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and this isn't an attempt
to live out some elaborate
magician fantasy?

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(SCOFFS) That's absurd!
It's for the mystery.

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(SCOFFS) Elaborate magician
fantasy, please.

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So I'm the edgy, but
classically trained magician,

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Freddy or Not.

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In my past,

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there's a tragedy involving
my most famous trick

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which I refuse to perform
anymore or even talk about.

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This creates conflict with
Velma my manager,

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who was being groomed to take
over her controlling father's
real estate empire, but...

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Here, it'll be easier for you
to just study your backstories
I've prepared.

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-Cool, so I'm your
stage assistant?
-Yes. (ECHOES)

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You've been offered a lot
of money by my arch nemesis,
The Great Gorgonzolo,

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to learn the secret of
my most famous trick.

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-On roller skates.
-Done.

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-(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
-(CREAKING)

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I wonder who that is.

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(GROWLS)

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(GROWLS)

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(GROWLS ANGRILY)

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(ALL SCREAMING)

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Run!

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And/or roll.

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(ALL SCREAMING)

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Split up!

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Hold it. Like you always
get to go in the direction
the monster does not go.

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This time, Scoob and I want to
go in that direction.

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-Fine, we'll switch.
-(SHAGGY HESITATING)

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-Not so fast.
-You agreed to that
awfully quickly,

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which means that you must know
that the monster's gonna
follow us in that direction.

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-Makes sense...
-No, it doesn't!

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Shaggy, Scooby,
just pick a direction.

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-If only it were that simple.
-But it's not.

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-Yes it is.
-Clearly you must have known
that by so readily agreeing

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to switch with us, we would
change our minds to go back

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to the original direction
we were gonna go.

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An obvious mistake.

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Therefore we should go with
our original-original instinct

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which is to go in the
direction you were gonna go.

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One might have thought.

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Because you'd know that
the most prudent course
of action was to not follow

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our instincts and follow
the direction that
we were gonna go

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that you were gonna go
that we were gonna go.

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(PANTING)

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-We wanna go that way.
-(GROWLS)

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(ALL SCREAMING)

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(GROWLS)

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But my logic
was so impeccable.

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I stopped listening.

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(RATTLING)

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(GROWLS)

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(SIGHS)
There you are. Tasha, right?

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Huh?

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You must be my new
second assistant. This is
my first assistant, Nina.

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We need to get you
into costume.

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I'd say size 22, extra furry.

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SCOOBY-DOO: Twenty-two,
in your dreams.

214
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Perfecto, okay. Let's do this.

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Okay Tasha, let's start with
the famous "sawing the
assistant in half" trick.

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And now...

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What are you doing?

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Well, it's an illusion, Nina.
See...

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(SCREAMS)

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Nina, come back!
It's just a trick.

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(GROWLS)

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Huh?

223
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(GROWLS ANGRILY)

224
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I think we lost him.

225
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Man, these skates didn't even
give me an advantage
when being chased.

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What was I thinking?

227
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I wouldn't even know
where to begin.

228
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Hey, this is
Saul Twinkleshine's office.

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(CHIMES)

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Hmm...

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Is this Saul as a child?

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Yeah, they said he practiced
in the mirror incessantly.

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Perfecting illusions,
that to this day,
no one can explain.

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Yeah, well,
we'll see about that.

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Huh, it looks like he's behind
on his mortgage payments
for this place.

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It couldn't be a worse time
for all the dues-paying
members to be scared away.

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Wow, you know
you're in a rough spot
when a mutant rabbit

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just adds insult to injury.
(CRASHES)

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Strange, they list the owner
of the Hocus Pocus Palace
as "Greg Twinkleshine".

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Maybe "Saul Twinkleshine"
is his stage name.

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So he changed his first name?
Makes sense.

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Who'd want to see the
amazing illusions of
Greg Twinkleshine?

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00:11:41,854 --> 00:11:43,106
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

244
00:11:50,738 --> 00:11:52,824
Hey, where's Saul?
Who are you guys?

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Why aren't you
wearing a shirt?

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-I'm Johnny Cobra.
-(HISSES)

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The bad-boy of magic.

248
00:11:58,329 --> 00:12:00,039
Hi, I'm Freddy or Not.

249
00:12:01,499 --> 00:12:04,127
The occasionally not perfectly
behaved boy of magic.

250
00:12:04,210 --> 00:12:05,962
Are you here for
the auditions too?

251
00:12:06,045 --> 00:12:09,298
(SCOFFS) Auditions are
for birthday magicians
wearing eyeliner.

252
00:12:09,382 --> 00:12:12,343
I'm here to crush human minds
with my street magic.

253
00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:13,761
Street magic?

254
00:12:13,845 --> 00:12:15,972
That's not real magic.

255
00:12:16,055 --> 00:12:18,433
I am sick of you
sparkly losers saying that.

256
00:12:18,516 --> 00:12:21,394
I dove into a swimming pool
filled with fire ants.

257
00:12:21,477 --> 00:12:23,271
(SCOFFS)
That's called bad luck.

258
00:12:23,354 --> 00:12:25,982
I stood on the highest
windowsill of a skyscraper
for two weeks.

259
00:12:26,065 --> 00:12:27,608
That's being indecisive.

260
00:12:27,692 --> 00:12:29,444
I was run over
by a garbage truck.

261
00:12:29,527 --> 00:12:33,197
-How's "not looking both
ways" real magic?
-Guys, please.

262
00:12:33,281 --> 00:12:37,660
I think we can all agree
that no magic is real magic.

263
00:12:37,743 --> 00:12:38,828
BOTH: Oh, yeah?

264
00:12:39,996 --> 00:12:41,456
VELMA: You palmed the quarter.

265
00:12:41,539 --> 00:12:43,166
Card was marked,
deck wasn't shuffled.

266
00:12:43,249 --> 00:12:45,460
Your tooth was already loose,
same-sided coin.

267
00:12:45,543 --> 00:12:47,670
You dislocated your shoulder,
the first frog was fake.

268
00:12:47,753 --> 00:12:50,465
Contact lenses, that's not
the same pair of underwear.

269
00:12:50,548 --> 00:12:53,176
(FRED AND JOHNNY PANTING)

270
00:12:53,259 --> 00:12:55,803
-Like there you guys are.
-Where's his shirt?

271
00:12:55,887 --> 00:12:57,847
Hey, you're Johnny Cobra.

272
00:12:57,930 --> 00:13:01,726
Like I once saw you hang
upside down in a tank of
non-fat milk for three days.

273
00:13:01,809 --> 00:13:04,103
I've always wanted
to ask you this...

274
00:13:04,604 --> 00:13:06,063
Why?

275
00:13:06,147 --> 00:13:08,483
-Freddy or Not.
-Yes, that's me.

276
00:13:08,566 --> 00:13:10,318
You're on next.

277
00:13:10,401 --> 00:13:11,903
Oh, really. (CHUCKLING)

278
00:13:11,986 --> 00:13:14,530
-How's my eyeliner?
-How would I know?

279
00:13:14,614 --> 00:13:18,326
Okay gang, it's magic time!

280
00:13:19,285 --> 00:13:21,287
Welcome to member auditions.

281
00:13:21,370 --> 00:13:25,041
First to the stage is a young
magician who may be new
to magic,

282
00:13:25,124 --> 00:13:27,293
but magic is not new to him.

283
00:13:28,586 --> 00:13:30,546
-What?
-I give you...

284
00:13:32,298 --> 00:13:35,176
Wait... How did he do that?

285
00:13:35,259 --> 00:13:37,386
Freddy or Not.

286
00:13:37,470 --> 00:13:39,388
Hi, I am Freddy or Not.

287
00:13:39,472 --> 00:13:42,934
And I ask you to imagine,
the unimaginable.

288
00:13:47,313 --> 00:13:51,442
As you can see,
I am completely
tied up with ascots.

289
00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:56,280
Once I enter this ice-cold
water, I'll have but two
minutes of air in my lungs.

290
00:13:56,364 --> 00:14:00,701
And now, Daphne will
slowly lower me to my
almost certain doom!

291
00:14:01,327 --> 00:14:02,328
(SCREAMS)

292
00:14:04,038 --> 00:14:05,039
(GRUNTS)

293
00:14:09,043 --> 00:14:12,797
-Like, does Fred know
what he's doing?
-Oh, this is an old trick.

294
00:14:31,274 --> 00:14:32,608
(MUTANT RABBIT GROWLS)

295
00:14:47,873 --> 00:14:49,125
Something's wrong.

296
00:14:53,879 --> 00:14:54,880
(GROWLS)

297
00:15:00,177 --> 00:15:03,556
MAN:
♪ Well it's out of control
as I was figuring out

298
00:15:03,639 --> 00:15:06,976
♪ That I'm alive
little baby, yeah

299
00:15:07,059 --> 00:15:12,773
♪ Or maybe someone else
is singing whose gonna last,
yeah, yeah

300
00:15:12,857 --> 00:15:16,193
♪ I've got my pants tied
walking down the broken glass

301
00:15:16,277 --> 00:15:19,947
♪ He's singing who's gonna
last, yeah, yeah

302
00:15:20,031 --> 00:15:21,699
♪ It's gonna show, oh!

303
00:15:25,786 --> 00:15:28,581
♪ Who's gonna last yeah, yeah

304
00:15:28,664 --> 00:15:32,168
♪ Got my pants tied walking
down the broken glass

305
00:15:32,251 --> 00:15:36,005
♪ I'm singing who's gonna
last, yeah, yeah

306
00:15:36,088 --> 00:15:38,299
♪ It's gonna show, oh

307
00:15:38,382 --> 00:15:41,052
♪ Why, I think
I'm out of control ♪

308
00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:45,723
(TIMER DINGS)

309
00:15:49,060 --> 00:15:50,061
(GASPS)

310
00:15:51,354 --> 00:15:53,481
Ta... Da...

311
00:15:53,564 --> 00:15:57,026
Great, we lost another
dozen members because
of you meddling kids.

312
00:15:57,109 --> 00:16:01,864
Whoa, hey, hey. I think it's
a little early to be throwing
"meddling kids" around.

313
00:16:01,947 --> 00:16:07,453
You, Freddy or Not, are the
first magician to be banned
from the Hocus Pocus Palace.

314
00:16:07,536 --> 00:16:08,579
(GRUMBLES)

315
00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:10,247
I don't believe it...

316
00:16:10,331 --> 00:16:11,874
He called me a magician!

317
00:16:11,957 --> 00:16:15,711
I saw him vanish and
reappear across the room
with my own eyes.

318
00:16:15,795 --> 00:16:19,006
And my own brain can't
make my own mouth
explain how he did it.

319
00:16:19,090 --> 00:16:21,258
It's an anatomical
coup d'etat.

320
00:16:21,342 --> 00:16:23,260
Okay, I'm just gonna
flat-out say it.

321
00:16:23,344 --> 00:16:25,304
Roller skates was a bad idea.

322
00:16:25,388 --> 00:16:29,975
Portuguese would have been
such a beautiful lilting
language to complain in.

323
00:16:30,059 --> 00:16:32,144
I said this was a
horrible idea from the start.

324
00:16:32,228 --> 00:16:34,647
So like, I'm actually
feeling pretty good

325
00:16:34,730 --> 00:16:36,649
about myself right now.

326
00:16:36,732 --> 00:16:37,775
We called it.

327
00:16:37,858 --> 00:16:39,860
I'm sorry, gang.

328
00:16:39,944 --> 00:16:43,072
I got so caught up in being
Freddy or Not, the elaborately
back-storied magician,

329
00:16:43,155 --> 00:16:48,077
that I completely lost sight
of being Freddy Jones,
the solver of mysteries.

330
00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:50,663
No, as long as I'm owning the
lameness of wearing

331
00:16:50,746 --> 00:16:52,748
roller skates to
a magician's club,

332
00:16:52,832 --> 00:16:56,794
we've all gotta face the fact
that this is as lame
as we've ever gotten.

333
00:16:56,877 --> 00:16:59,755
Fred's bummed because frosting
his hair, putting on eyeliner

334
00:16:59,839 --> 00:17:03,634
and doing stage magic made
him forget to solve a mystery.

335
00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:06,345
-Lame!
-I'm so ashamed.

336
00:17:06,429 --> 00:17:09,056
Velma Dinkley is wigging out
because a guy named

337
00:17:09,140 --> 00:17:12,268
Saul Twinkleshine
tricked her with his magic.

338
00:17:12,351 --> 00:17:13,561
Double lame.

339
00:17:13,643 --> 00:17:15,646
Why is that twice
as lame as Fred's?

340
00:17:15,729 --> 00:17:19,233
Shaggy and Scooby were the
most level-headed and
reasonable of all of us...

341
00:17:19,316 --> 00:17:20,442
-(SCREAMS)
-(THUDS)

342
00:17:20,526 --> 00:17:23,571
Lame. Anyone have
an extra wheel?

343
00:17:23,653 --> 00:17:25,072
"An extra wheel"!

344
00:17:25,156 --> 00:17:27,950
Fred, that's it!
That explains everything.

345
00:17:28,034 --> 00:17:30,536
I'm feeling our lameness
melt away.

346
00:17:30,619 --> 00:17:32,538
We have to get back
on that stage.

347
00:17:32,621 --> 00:17:36,709
How? You've been
banished like Scoob and I
from cruise-ship buffets.

348
00:17:36,792 --> 00:17:38,085
This isn't over!

349
00:17:38,169 --> 00:17:41,338
I may have been banished...
But Velma hasn't.

350
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:47,303
SAUL TWINKLESHINE:
And now, the final audition.

351
00:17:47,386 --> 00:17:48,637
Please welcome...

352
00:17:48,721 --> 00:17:51,015
Velma, the Mathgician.

353
00:17:52,892 --> 00:17:53,893
Thank you.

354
00:17:53,976 --> 00:17:56,437
The number nine,
ladies and gentlemen...

355
00:17:57,646 --> 00:18:00,483
Now it's a six! What happened?

356
00:18:00,566 --> 00:18:02,943
Yes, I, Velma the Mathgician

357
00:18:03,027 --> 00:18:05,821
just made three whole
numbers disappear.

358
00:18:08,282 --> 00:18:09,283
(GROWLS)

359
00:18:10,951 --> 00:18:12,745
(GROWLS ANGRILY)

360
00:18:12,828 --> 00:18:14,330
And now it's time
for us to vanish.

361
00:18:16,457 --> 00:18:17,708
Over here, gang!

362
00:18:24,590 --> 00:18:25,591
Huh?

363
00:18:29,386 --> 00:18:30,387
(GROWLS)

364
00:18:31,305 --> 00:18:32,890
Let's see you escape from...

365
00:18:34,308 --> 00:18:36,644
Yeah, that might have been
a little too easy.

366
00:18:36,727 --> 00:18:37,728
(GROWLS)

367
00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:54,537
You actually
caught the mutant rabbit.

368
00:18:54,620 --> 00:18:57,331
No, who we caught
is actually...

369
00:18:59,124 --> 00:19:00,918
ALL: Saul Twinkleshine!

370
00:19:01,001 --> 00:19:03,212
ALL: But Saul Twinkleshine is
standing right there!

371
00:19:03,295 --> 00:19:05,172
ALL: What's going on?
Are my eyes deceiving me

372
00:19:05,256 --> 00:19:07,216
or is this
the greatest magic trick ever?

373
00:19:07,299 --> 00:19:10,219
Not the greatest trick ever,
the oldest.

374
00:19:10,302 --> 00:19:13,180
This Saul Twinkleshine
is actually...

375
00:19:14,473 --> 00:19:15,891
ALL:
Another Saul Twinkleshine!

376
00:19:15,975 --> 00:19:18,602
How many Saul Twinkleshines
can there possibly be?

377
00:19:18,686 --> 00:19:20,604
No, this is Greg Twinkleshine,

378
00:19:20,688 --> 00:19:22,314
Saul's identical twin brother.

379
00:19:22,398 --> 00:19:24,441
They've kept him hidden from
the public all these years,

380
00:19:24,525 --> 00:19:26,694
for the sake of
their magic career.

381
00:19:26,777 --> 00:19:30,281
I noticed in the photo of Saul
that his reflection was not
a perfect mirror image.

382
00:19:30,364 --> 00:19:33,075
That's because it
wasn't one child
looking in a mirror,

383
00:19:33,159 --> 00:19:35,411
it was twins
in an empty frame.

384
00:19:35,494 --> 00:19:37,037
That was the hook to the act.

385
00:19:37,121 --> 00:19:40,624
Saul could seemingly
make himself vanish and
reappear anywhere.

386
00:19:40,708 --> 00:19:43,377
Their success allowed them
to buy the Hocus Pocus Palace,

387
00:19:43,460 --> 00:19:46,505
but they realized running
a magic club wasn't
an easy trick.

388
00:19:46,589 --> 00:19:49,675
After losing money for years,
they knew they had to sell it.

389
00:19:49,758 --> 00:19:52,219
Enter, the mutant rabbit.

390
00:19:52,303 --> 00:19:54,972
Legally, Saul and Greg weren't
allowed to sell the property

391
00:19:55,055 --> 00:19:57,182
as long as members
were paying their dues.

392
00:19:57,266 --> 00:20:00,019
So they decided to use the
old legend of Mr. Wiggly

393
00:20:00,102 --> 00:20:02,104
to scare off all
the remaining members.

394
00:20:02,188 --> 00:20:04,815
Now, we've officially meddled.
Go for it.

395
00:20:04,899 --> 00:20:08,736
This is beyond meddling,
you've ruined our lives,
for what?

396
00:20:08,819 --> 00:20:10,613
Who cares if we
close the club?

397
00:20:10,696 --> 00:20:11,906
I do.

398
00:20:11,989 --> 00:20:13,407
Because as long as
someone is forced to keep

399
00:20:13,490 --> 00:20:15,951
the Hocus Pocus Palace
open against their will,

400
00:20:16,035 --> 00:20:18,662
the dream of Freddy or Not
can live on.

401
00:20:18,746 --> 00:20:22,875
Actually, I saved up enough
from my comedy act
to buy the place.

402
00:20:22,958 --> 00:20:25,669
Oh! Wow, okay...

403
00:20:25,753 --> 00:20:27,296
Cuff 'em and take 'em away.

404
00:20:31,884 --> 00:20:32,927
Ta-da!

405
00:20:36,055 --> 00:20:37,097
Ta-da!

406
00:20:37,890 --> 00:20:38,807
Ta-da!

407
00:20:38,891 --> 00:20:40,017
OFFICER: Please, stop that.

408
00:20:41,143 --> 00:20:44,772
Officers, hold on.

409
00:20:44,855 --> 00:20:49,944
I'm just happy to know,
in the end, no one was able
to trick Velma Dinkley.

410
00:20:50,027 --> 00:20:51,612
Oh, yeah?

411
00:20:51,695 --> 00:20:52,947
Ta-da!

412
00:20:53,030 --> 00:20:55,824
-What?
-I'm walking home
in bunny feet.

413
00:20:55,908 --> 00:20:58,702
-Some mysteries are not
meant to be...
-Found it!

414
00:20:58,786 --> 00:20:59,703
(GROANS)