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(CHILDREN SHOUTING)

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Trick or Treat!

3
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So, uh, Fred,

4
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what are you anyway,
a sick librarian?

5
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No, Scott.
I'm the Bjornar Krag,

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the detective from
the Nordic Noir series,

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Frost Bitten, Twice Shy.

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I'm a skeleton.

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Ah! But the mystery is...

10
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Whose skeleton are you?

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Well, I'm a ship captain,

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and it's time
to change course.

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We'll cut through the woods
and hit the houses

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two blocks over.

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Uh, Scott, we're supposed
to stay on the sidewalks.

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Detective Boring Frog
is a scaredy pants.

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Bjornar Krag.

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And I'm not scared.

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-(ALL LAUGHING)
-Ahoy, matey!

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(PANTING)

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I don't remember this
house being here.

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Hmm?

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Sounds like a mystery.

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Oh, please stop with that.

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The only mystery here
is how much candy they have.

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(DOOR CREAKS)

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Hmm.

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Uh... Hello? Trick or Treat?

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-(LOUD THUD)
-(ALL SCREAMING)

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Raisins? Ugh.

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-Huh?
-Hmm?

32
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Is this three
younglings that I see?

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The trick is, your fear
is a treat for me!

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(ALL SCREAMING)

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(CACKLES)

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Run, younglings, run away!

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Abandon ship!

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I'll find you another day!

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(SLAMS)

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-(GASPING)
-(SIRENS BLARING)

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SCOTT: It was right here.

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Hmm.

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I'm sorry. But there's no
clue of a mysterious house,

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a mysterious witch,
a mysterious anything.

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(MONSTERS GROWLING)

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(ROARS)

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(GASPING)

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SCOOBY-DOO: Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

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SHAGGY: Like, just because
we happen to stop

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in an unfamiliar town
on Halloween night,

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does not mean we will begin
our treat conquest unprepared.

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Based on
the most recent intel,

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we'll begin our campaign
here at Tillman Avenue

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-and make our way nine click
south of Figmore Street.
-Hmm.

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Reports suggests
milk chocolates and pies

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will be entirely depleted
by 1900 hours.

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We cannot...

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Nay, we will not allow
that to happen.

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Are you with me?

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We will taste victory.

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And it will be sweet.

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Next! Costumes...

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I'm going as a pocket.

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Simple. To the point.

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Fill me up,
no questions asked.

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Lieutenant Doo?

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Vending, vidi, vici.

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Inspired by
our Kingston University
Food Court campaign, I see.

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To the food
that fell that day.

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You shall be restocked.

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Seriously?

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Halloween isn't about candy
and dressing up
as topical celebrities.

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The ancient roots
of the holiday

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are tied to the Autumn Equinox

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and the Gaelic
harvest festivals.

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Here's the room service
you kids ordered.

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BOTH: Room service!

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Now, there's nothing else.

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I don't wanna hear
any trouble from you kids.

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I don't like shenanigans,

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or goings-on,
and I don't like strangers.

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Like, did you take
any of this into consideration

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before opening a hotel?

85
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Watch your tongue, boy!

86
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You're getting awfully
close to a shenanigan.

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I miss her already.

88
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Well, let's not miss dinner.

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(BOTH SCREAMING)

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BOTH: Are you Ms. Daphne?

91
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Ha ha. Got ya!

92
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Psst! Velma, garnish me.

93
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You know,
for the full effect.

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That's what I'm talking about.

95
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Cheap scares.

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Is no one else bothered
by the crass commercialization
of Halloween?

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Nope.

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Halloween is
supposed to be silly fun.

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Without crass
commercialization,

100
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Halloween is just what,
old and harvesty time?

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Stacking bland, yellowish
root vegetables in sheds?

102
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Like, speaking of bland,
yellowish vegetables,

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where's Fred?

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I'm not going out.

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You know
how I feel about Halloween.

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Fred, come on!

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At least my dislike
of the holiday
makes complete sense.

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To me.

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Besides, who knows?

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Maybe there won't even
be a mystery tonight.

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Daphne, there's always
a mystery

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and you all know
perfectly well,

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you can't solve a mystery
on Halloween.

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It's impossible.
Everyone's wearing a mask.

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Not even the mystery of...

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The crawling hand!

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(BOTH GASP)

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BOTH: (SCREAMING)
How did the hand...

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(CHUCKLES) Awesome.

120
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It's like fish in a barrel
with you two.

121
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Forget about it, guys.

122
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Every Halloween something
always goes wrong.

123
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The ghost of Lincoln
is really...

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(CRYING)

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Tommy, I found your candy...

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-What are you doing,
you awful man!
-(GROANING)

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Okay, I'm gonna need everybody

128
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to line up
in an orderly fashion,

129
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so I can rip your faces off...

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(SCREAMS)

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-(CRASHING)
-(GROANS)

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I tell you,
the body was right there.

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-You terrible man!
-(GROANING)

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How'd you even find me?

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So we've had a few setbacks.

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But it's a coincidence
they all happened on Samhain.

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The traditional name
for the end
of the harvest season.

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Yeah, Fred. Come out
with us to, you know,

139
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unwind and have a little fun,

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after all the "harvesting"
we've been doing.

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Fine. I'll go,
but no mysteries.

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Not like it would
matter anyway.

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Great! Like, Scoob and I can
use the extra hands

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to help carry treats.

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(GRUNTING)
You. Aren't. Invited.

146
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I'm not sure what point
you're trying to make.

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If you're gonna be a pill
on Halloween,

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then I'm gonna
have fun for you

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by dressing as you
on Halloween

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if you decided to have fun
by dressing as a zombie.

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Like, I actually
followed that.

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The logic is impeccable.

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(CHILDREN LAUGHING)

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(SHUDDERS)

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Fred, I get the feeling

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that there is more
going on with you
than you're telling us.

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No, Velma, I'm fine.
It's just...

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You know,
there's something about masks

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that just bother me
for some reason.

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You know, maybe it's better

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we stay away
from crowded areas

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until Fred chills out.

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-Wait. You want us
to go away from candy?
-(GASPS)

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(SHUDDERING) It can't be.

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That house...

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It's... It's impossible.

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This place looks
like it doesn't
get much foot traffic.

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Which means...

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More candy for us.

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Guys! No!

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(DOOR CREAKING)

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Like, you know, it doesn't
look like anyone's home.

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(WITCH CACKLING)

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(GASPING)

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The delicious smell
of children's fright.

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There's nothing I love
more on Halloween night.

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It's her!

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(CACKLING)

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Fred! What's going on?

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Long story.

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Split up and drive her away
from the people.

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(CACKLING CONTINUES)

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(ALL SCREAMING)

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(WHIMPERING)

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(ALL BREATHING HEAVILY)

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(ALL GASPING)

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Next time I say
I'm not going out,

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I'm not going out!

189
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A hungry witch has
trapped you here.

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Now it's time to taste
your fear...

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(EXCLAIMS)

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What, suddenly
we're not good enough victims?

193
00:08:03,303 --> 00:08:05,889
Seriously?
You're chasing them?

194
00:08:05,972 --> 00:08:08,975
Do my ears play tricks on me?

195
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You younglings
dare to challenge me!

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-(SHRIEKS)
-(PANTING)

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Like, maybe we didn't
think this through!

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Old habits die hard.

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-(CACKLING)
-Ah!

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Come out, come out,
for me to see.

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Younglings' fear tastes
sweet to me.

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(GRUNTS)

203
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Hey! What's for dinner?

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Huh?

205
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Children's fear? Again?

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(ROARS)

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(EXCLAIMS) I get it.
We've all read
the fairy tales.

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A witch's life is busy.

209
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Keeping cauldrons boiling,
broom maintenance,

210
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unholy communion, et cetera.

211
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So, you reach for
the same thing
time and time again.

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Luckily, there's
a brand new product

213
00:09:01,277 --> 00:09:03,029
for the busy,
evil witch on the go.

214
00:09:03,112 --> 00:09:06,282
The first non-natural
human offspring
terror substitute.

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00:09:06,366 --> 00:09:08,701
"I Can't Believe It's Not
The Fear of Children!"

216
00:09:08,785 --> 00:09:11,621
-Hmm...
-He comes in three
different flavors.

217
00:09:11,704 --> 00:09:13,748
Flight, fright, and raspberry.

218
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They're all phobialicious.

219
00:09:17,293 --> 00:09:18,336
Just add,

220
00:09:18,419 --> 00:09:19,796
"I Can't Believe
It's Not Water."

221
00:09:19,879 --> 00:09:22,048
Wow. Is it not.

222
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Then stir for exactly
as long as it takes for us

223
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to run to safety and voila!

224
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You'll say, "I can't
believe it's not the fear
of children."

225
00:09:29,138 --> 00:09:30,014
While we say...

226
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"I can't believe this worked."

227
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Hmm...

228
00:09:36,271 --> 00:09:37,397
Huh?

229
00:09:40,608 --> 00:09:42,360
(SHRIEKS)

230
00:09:45,780 --> 00:09:48,032
Okay. That was not fun.

231
00:09:48,116 --> 00:09:50,285
Well, at least that scare
wasn't cheap.

232
00:09:50,368 --> 00:09:52,078
(BOTH SCREAMING)

233
00:09:52,161 --> 00:09:53,329
Like, there you guys are.

234
00:09:53,413 --> 00:09:54,789
Are you two all right?

235
00:09:54,872 --> 00:09:57,000
I can't believe you
rescued us from that witch.

236
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MAN: (ON MEGAPHONE)
Okay, everyone calm down.

237
00:09:59,502 --> 00:10:01,337
Neighborhood Watch is here.

238
00:10:01,421 --> 00:10:03,506
WOMAN: (ON MEGAPHONE)
Return to your homes
in an orderly fashion.

239
00:10:03,589 --> 00:10:06,092
The town is
on Neighborhood Watch
Emergency Level Green.

240
00:10:06,175 --> 00:10:07,135
And Blue.

241
00:10:07,218 --> 00:10:08,678
Sort of a blueish green.

242
00:10:08,761 --> 00:10:10,013
Turquoise.

243
00:10:10,096 --> 00:10:11,681
Nah, we're greener than that.

244
00:10:11,764 --> 00:10:13,516
We're at Emergency Level Teal.

245
00:10:13,599 --> 00:10:15,226
-You there!
Neighborhood Watch.
-(ALL GASPING)

246
00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:17,061
I don't recognize you.
State your business.

247
00:10:17,145 --> 00:10:18,855
Candy is our business.

248
00:10:18,938 --> 00:10:20,398
Not anymore, it's not.

249
00:10:20,481 --> 00:10:23,192
Worst dog costume
I've ever seen, by the way.

250
00:10:23,276 --> 00:10:24,736
We're just passing through.

251
00:10:24,819 --> 00:10:27,322
You know, staying at
the Spend The Night Inn
for Halloween.

252
00:10:27,405 --> 00:10:29,073
Nice town by the way.

253
00:10:29,157 --> 00:10:31,326
Apart from the
supernatural forces of evil.

254
00:10:31,409 --> 00:10:35,371
Interesting. You kids show up
on the same night
a witch terrorizes my town!

255
00:10:35,455 --> 00:10:37,123
We had nothing
to do with that.

256
00:10:37,206 --> 00:10:40,460
Yeah. Like,
besides luring around,
provoking the rampage.

257
00:10:40,543 --> 00:10:42,045
-(FEEDBACK BLARING)
-(GASPS)

258
00:10:42,128 --> 00:10:43,212
Well, I suggest
you return to
the Spend the Night Inn

259
00:10:43,296 --> 00:10:44,380
and do exactly that.

260
00:10:44,464 --> 00:10:45,757
Martha, the Innkeeper,

261
00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:47,550
used to be on the Neighborhood
Watch Committee,

262
00:10:47,633 --> 00:10:49,719
but she was too negative
and suspicious even for us.

263
00:10:49,802 --> 00:10:51,137
So, watch yourselves.

264
00:10:51,220 --> 00:10:54,182
Because this whole town
will be watching you.

265
00:10:54,265 --> 00:10:57,602
Everyone return to your homes.
Halloween has been canceled.

266
00:10:58,144 --> 00:10:59,729
Wow.

267
00:10:59,812 --> 00:11:03,107
One witch and centuries
of crass commercialism
just go out the window.

268
00:11:03,191 --> 00:11:04,567
Speaking of witch...

269
00:11:04,650 --> 00:11:07,945
Oh, ha! I didn't even
mean it like that. Homonyms!

270
00:11:08,029 --> 00:11:11,032
Anyway, so...
Speaking of which...

271
00:11:11,991 --> 00:11:13,409
Uh, Fred?

272
00:11:13,493 --> 00:11:15,161
I made a witch joke.

273
00:11:15,244 --> 00:11:16,329
Hmm.

274
00:11:16,412 --> 00:11:19,207
Hey. I'm supposed to be
the zombie here.

275
00:11:19,290 --> 00:11:22,126
I'm sorry, guys.
I should've told you.

276
00:11:22,210 --> 00:11:25,004
That house, that witch,
I saw them before.

277
00:11:25,088 --> 00:11:28,216
In fact, it was Halloween
night 11 years ago.

278
00:11:28,299 --> 00:11:30,885
Like, you were here
11 years ago?

279
00:11:30,968 --> 00:11:33,221
No. That's the crazy part.

280
00:11:33,304 --> 00:11:35,932
I was in another state,
visiting my cousin Scott.

281
00:11:36,015 --> 00:11:38,434
We came across a house
we never saw before,

282
00:11:38,518 --> 00:11:40,436
that same house
we saw tonight.

283
00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:42,230
And the same witch
attacked us.

284
00:11:42,313 --> 00:11:43,648
The next day it was gone.

285
00:11:43,731 --> 00:11:45,274
The house, the witch,
everything.

286
00:11:45,358 --> 00:11:47,360
Vanished without a trace!

287
00:11:47,443 --> 00:11:48,945
Not one clue.

288
00:11:49,027 --> 00:11:50,822
It was the first mystery
I never solved.

289
00:11:50,905 --> 00:11:54,992
So, that's why you think
you can't solve a mystery
on Halloween.

290
00:11:55,076 --> 00:11:59,122
You know, there's
an old legend of a witch
named Baba Yaga.

291
00:11:59,205 --> 00:12:00,957
She lived deep in the woods

292
00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:03,709
in a house
that can move around at will
on giant chicken legs.

293
00:12:03,793 --> 00:12:05,253
"Chicken legs"?

294
00:12:05,336 --> 00:12:08,548
Moving house, chicken legs,
she had a broom, everything.

295
00:12:08,631 --> 00:12:09,465
Wait!

296
00:12:09,549 --> 00:12:10,800
Do you know
what this means?

297
00:12:10,883 --> 00:12:13,302
The house itself is a clue.

298
00:12:13,386 --> 00:12:15,138
We need to get back
to that house.

299
00:12:18,516 --> 00:12:20,017
-Here it is, gang.
-(SCOOBY WHIMPERS)

300
00:12:21,853 --> 00:12:24,313
Like, I just noticed
without candy
as a distraction,

301
00:12:24,397 --> 00:12:26,399
Halloween
is utterly terrifying

302
00:12:26,482 --> 00:12:28,276
and filled
with disturbing imagery.

303
00:12:28,359 --> 00:12:29,986
Whose idea was Halloween?

304
00:12:30,069 --> 00:12:31,863
I told you. The Gaelic.

305
00:12:31,946 --> 00:12:33,281
Canceling Halloween back then

306
00:12:33,364 --> 00:12:36,159
would mean a bad harvest
or a devastating winter.

307
00:12:36,242 --> 00:12:38,327
Well, I hate to see
the winter here this year.

308
00:12:38,411 --> 00:12:40,997
They're already taking
down all the decorations.

309
00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:44,000
This town sure knows
how to efficiently cancel fun.

310
00:12:44,083 --> 00:12:46,002
They're just scared.

311
00:12:46,085 --> 00:12:47,879
They did the same thing
when they cancelled Halloween
in Scott's hometown

312
00:12:47,962 --> 00:12:49,130
eleven years ago.

313
00:12:49,213 --> 00:12:50,882
-Wait a second.
-(BEEPS)

314
00:12:50,965 --> 00:12:52,675
Hmm.

315
00:12:55,803 --> 00:12:57,305
(GASPS) Look at this.

316
00:12:57,388 --> 00:12:59,724
All of these towns,
otherwise unrelated,

317
00:12:59,807 --> 00:13:01,642
all have one thing in common.

318
00:13:01,726 --> 00:13:05,146
They all cancelled
Halloween for good.

319
00:13:05,229 --> 00:13:07,440
Let me guess.
After a witch attack?

320
00:13:07,523 --> 00:13:09,442
Bingo! And in each instance,

321
00:13:09,525 --> 00:13:11,694
the witch's house
vanished into thin air.

322
00:13:11,777 --> 00:13:13,988
Until the next Halloween.

323
00:13:14,071 --> 00:13:16,908
Like, when it showed up
unannounced in a new town.

324
00:13:16,991 --> 00:13:18,993
This witch has
certainly been busy.

325
00:13:19,076 --> 00:13:21,037
Well, the house
is still here now.

326
00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:23,748
Let's get a closer look.

327
00:13:24,540 --> 00:13:25,708
(DOOR CREAKS)

328
00:13:25,791 --> 00:13:26,959
(SCOOBY WHIMPERS)

329
00:13:27,835 --> 00:13:29,837
Look at this place.

330
00:13:29,921 --> 00:13:33,424
DAPHNE: I didn't know
the brothers Grimm
did interior decorating.

331
00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:35,384
It doesn't seem
like anyone's home.

332
00:13:35,468 --> 00:13:36,969
Let's look around.

333
00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:38,971
(BOTH WHIMPERING)

334
00:13:43,684 --> 00:13:46,270
Wow! She doesn't miss a trick.

335
00:13:46,354 --> 00:13:48,898
These are ancient books
on old magic.

336
00:13:48,981 --> 00:13:50,566
Here's one on
the spirits and fairies

337
00:13:50,650 --> 00:13:52,360
known as the Aos Si.

338
00:13:52,443 --> 00:13:55,571
Copper, mercury. Hmm.

339
00:13:55,655 --> 00:13:57,490
Look, this old map.

340
00:13:57,573 --> 00:13:59,158
These marks here
seem to correspond

341
00:13:59,242 --> 00:14:01,869
with the towns
the witch has visited.

342
00:14:01,953 --> 00:14:05,206
SHAGGY: Like,
this is where she plans
her Halloween campaigns.

343
00:14:05,289 --> 00:14:07,208
And she snacks
while she does it.

344
00:14:07,291 --> 00:14:09,335
Hey, we actually
have a lot in common.

345
00:14:09,418 --> 00:14:11,629
I wonder if she's
also terrified of herself.

346
00:14:11,712 --> 00:14:13,589
It's like you're twins.

347
00:14:13,673 --> 00:14:16,759
Actually, apples
and nuts were often used
in ancient divination rituals

348
00:14:16,842 --> 00:14:18,928
to help guide
future decision-making.

349
00:14:19,011 --> 00:14:21,556
Now I'm hungry. Hmm.

350
00:14:21,639 --> 00:14:22,974
(SNIFFS)

351
00:14:26,143 --> 00:14:28,479
-(SNARLS)
-(GASPS)

352
00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:29,730
-(RUMBLING)
-(ALL GASPING)

353
00:14:30,314 --> 00:14:31,315
Run!

354
00:14:32,358 --> 00:14:33,651
(CACKLES)

355
00:14:35,527 --> 00:14:36,571
(SHOUTING)

356
00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:41,367
SHAGGY: Baba Yaga!

357
00:14:41,450 --> 00:14:43,119
(GASPS)

358
00:14:47,081 --> 00:14:48,749
(CACKLING CONTINUES)

359
00:14:55,965 --> 00:14:57,174
Zoinks!

360
00:14:57,258 --> 00:14:58,467
Chicken legs!

361
00:14:59,427 --> 00:15:00,469
(ALL QUIVERING)

362
00:15:02,388 --> 00:15:04,307
(ALL SCREAMING)

363
00:15:04,390 --> 00:15:06,017
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

364
00:15:07,101 --> 00:15:08,477
(CACKLING)

365
00:15:13,149 --> 00:15:15,943
♪ Baby you know
it's time to drive

366
00:15:16,027 --> 00:15:18,321
♪ When you see the full moon
in the sky

367
00:15:18,404 --> 00:15:20,781
♪ Gotta get away
Gotta run and hide

368
00:15:20,865 --> 00:15:23,993
♪ Drive all through the night

369
00:15:24,076 --> 00:15:26,495
♪ Dodging, swerving,
side to side

370
00:15:26,579 --> 00:15:29,040
♪ Racing our way
through the town tonight

371
00:15:29,123 --> 00:15:31,834
♪ Gotta get away
Gotta run and hide

372
00:15:31,917 --> 00:15:34,545
♪ Making our mistake
with a little joy ride

373
00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:37,006
♪ The devil's out
The witches cackle

374
00:15:37,089 --> 00:15:39,550
♪ Halloween, Halloween

375
00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:42,178
♪ Ghastly, ghouly
spooky, scary

376
00:15:42,261 --> 00:15:45,097
♪ Halloween, Halloween

377
00:15:45,181 --> 00:15:47,350
♪ Haunted houses
Jack-o-lanterns

378
00:15:47,433 --> 00:15:48,476
(CACKLING)

379
00:15:48,559 --> 00:15:50,394
♪ Halloween, Halloween

380
00:15:50,478 --> 00:15:53,189
♪ Goblins drop in
Grizzle grizzly

381
00:15:53,272 --> 00:15:54,857
♪ Halloween

382
00:16:01,447 --> 00:16:02,698
(CACKLING CONTINUES)

383
00:16:02,782 --> 00:16:04,950
♪ Halloween, Halloween

384
00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:09,205
♪ Better run
cause it's Halloween ♪

385
00:16:09,288 --> 00:16:12,750
FRED: Well, I guess
I was right after all.

386
00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:15,044
You can't solve a mystery
on Halloween.

387
00:16:15,127 --> 00:16:18,714
Yeah. Well, at least
we should have been able
to get a mountain of treats.

388
00:16:18,798 --> 00:16:22,510
But look. We just managed
a little candy mound.

389
00:16:22,593 --> 00:16:25,763
And a real witch
trying to harvest
children's fear to eat

390
00:16:25,846 --> 00:16:28,808
kinda takes
all the fun out of being
a zombie Velma.

391
00:16:28,891 --> 00:16:29,975
Kinda.

392
00:16:30,059 --> 00:16:32,019
Well, like I've been
trying to tell you guys.

393
00:16:32,103 --> 00:16:35,231
If you respected
the ancient historical
traditions of Halloween,

394
00:16:35,314 --> 00:16:38,442
you could still
enjoy the holiday
without that stuff.

395
00:16:38,526 --> 00:16:39,985
I gotta say,

396
00:16:40,069 --> 00:16:42,947
-at least the witch
does understand that.
-Whoa!

397
00:16:43,030 --> 00:16:44,740
Hold on, guys.
That's it!

398
00:16:44,824 --> 00:16:47,910
For 11 years,
I let fear stop me
from solving mysteries

399
00:16:47,993 --> 00:16:49,745
on one night every year.

400
00:16:49,829 --> 00:16:52,415
But if there's one thing
I've learned, it's this.

401
00:16:52,498 --> 00:16:55,584
You have to face your fear
and rip off its mask.

402
00:16:55,668 --> 00:16:57,920
You're right.
That's the solution.

403
00:16:58,003 --> 00:16:59,755
Based on the witch's
table map,

404
00:16:59,839 --> 00:17:02,258
we should be
able to calculate
where she's headed next.

405
00:17:02,341 --> 00:17:04,844
Gang, it's time to stop
this witch for good

406
00:17:04,927 --> 00:17:06,595
and save the future
of Halloween.

407
00:17:06,679 --> 00:17:09,348
But first, in the name
of crass commercialism,

408
00:17:09,431 --> 00:17:11,933
we have some
preparations to make.

409
00:17:12,768 --> 00:17:13,768
Right.

410
00:17:18,231 --> 00:17:19,775
(RUSTLING)

411
00:17:20,692 --> 00:17:21,986
(THUDDING)

412
00:17:31,203 --> 00:17:33,080
Uh, excuse me, ma'am.

413
00:17:33,164 --> 00:17:34,206
Huh?

414
00:17:34,290 --> 00:17:36,709
I think you've taken
a wrong turn.

415
00:17:37,376 --> 00:17:39,295
You found me.

416
00:17:39,378 --> 00:17:41,297
And like any other chicken,

417
00:17:41,380 --> 00:17:44,467
you have to cross this
road to get to the other side.

418
00:17:45,050 --> 00:17:46,093
Hmm.

419
00:17:47,219 --> 00:17:48,262
(CACKLING)

420
00:17:54,185 --> 00:17:55,269
Now!

421
00:17:57,563 --> 00:17:59,148
Baba Yaga!

422
00:18:00,274 --> 00:18:02,610
Huh? (GROANING)

423
00:18:10,242 --> 00:18:11,243
(GRUNTING)

424
00:18:16,624 --> 00:18:18,167
(GROWLING)

425
00:18:22,296 --> 00:18:23,297
(YAWNS)

426
00:18:27,176 --> 00:18:28,177
(GRUNTS)

427
00:18:32,097 --> 00:18:33,390
(SCREAMS)

428
00:18:36,185 --> 00:18:40,022
After 11 years,
it's your turn to be afraid.

429
00:18:40,105 --> 00:18:41,524
(WHIMPERS)

430
00:18:42,650 --> 00:18:43,692
(BOTH SNARLING)

431
00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:46,362
(GASPING)

432
00:18:46,445 --> 00:18:50,074
Welcome to the Zombie
Velma apocalypse.

433
00:18:51,951 --> 00:18:53,369
Good work, kids.

434
00:18:53,452 --> 00:18:56,080
The feds have been
after this elusive witch
for almost 20 years.

435
00:18:56,163 --> 00:18:59,375
Let's finally see who
the wicked witch really is.

436
00:19:00,793 --> 00:19:02,670
ALL: Mrs. Clune?

437
00:19:02,753 --> 00:19:04,004
That's right.

438
00:19:04,088 --> 00:19:06,090
And officers,
her husband helped her, too.

439
00:19:06,173 --> 00:19:07,633
You'll find him in the house,

440
00:19:07,716 --> 00:19:09,802
but I don't know if he'll
come out without a fight.

441
00:19:09,885 --> 00:19:11,554
Nah. I'm cool.

442
00:19:11,637 --> 00:19:13,514
(ON MEGAPHONE)
I'm surprised you made
it this long honestly.

443
00:19:13,597 --> 00:19:15,140
FRED: The Clunes
converted a mobile home

444
00:19:15,224 --> 00:19:17,142
adding hydraulic chicken legs
to make it appear

445
00:19:17,226 --> 00:19:18,894
like a house
from old witch legends.

446
00:19:18,978 --> 00:19:21,730
I've made similar adjustments
to the mystery machine myself.

447
00:19:21,814 --> 00:19:24,358
This allowed them to move
from town to town easily

448
00:19:24,441 --> 00:19:27,444
and set up in a new town
blending in undetected.

449
00:19:27,528 --> 00:19:30,239
They would become part
of the community
for an entire year,

450
00:19:30,322 --> 00:19:33,367
establishing themselves
in local neighborhood
watch programs

451
00:19:33,450 --> 00:19:34,577
until Halloween,

452
00:19:34,660 --> 00:19:36,245
when they'd reveal
her true purpose

453
00:19:36,328 --> 00:19:39,206
to end the holiday once
and for all everywhere.

454
00:19:39,290 --> 00:19:42,084
VELMA: Mrs. Clune's witch's
broom was ingenious.

455
00:19:42,167 --> 00:19:44,587
It was motorized
and controlled at the front.

456
00:19:44,670 --> 00:19:47,172
They used a special fuel
mixed with mercury

457
00:19:47,256 --> 00:19:49,258
and copper, which burns green.

458
00:19:49,341 --> 00:19:52,344
That created the strange
otherworldly flame
that would trail behind her.

459
00:19:52,428 --> 00:19:54,096
FRED: The broom itself
had a hollow handle

460
00:19:54,179 --> 00:19:57,266
that could glide
along the wires
used to decorate towns.

461
00:19:57,349 --> 00:20:00,853
That's why the wires
near the house
had no decorations.

462
00:20:00,936 --> 00:20:02,104
But why?

463
00:20:02,188 --> 00:20:03,689
I still don't understand

464
00:20:03,772 --> 00:20:06,358
why anyone
would be so determined
to end Halloween.

465
00:20:06,442 --> 00:20:09,445
The motive was looking us
in the face the whole time.

466
00:20:09,528 --> 00:20:10,946
Everything in her
cauldron room,

467
00:20:11,030 --> 00:20:12,656
harking back to ancient times
and rituals.

468
00:20:12,740 --> 00:20:15,451
The apples and nuts,
the books on the Aos Si,

469
00:20:15,534 --> 00:20:17,745
it's all from the ancient
Gaelic traditions.

470
00:20:17,828 --> 00:20:20,789
Basically, they hated
the crass commercialization
of Halloween

471
00:20:20,873 --> 00:20:22,416
even more than I did.

472
00:20:22,499 --> 00:20:25,044
So, like, I guess we all
have something common
with the witch.

473
00:20:25,127 --> 00:20:26,337
I don't.

474
00:20:26,420 --> 00:20:27,546
Except, unlike Velma,

475
00:20:27,630 --> 00:20:29,298
the Clunes were willing
to terrify people

476
00:20:29,381 --> 00:20:31,926
and ruin their fun in order
to accomplish their goals.

477
00:20:32,009 --> 00:20:36,180
You agree with me
that this holiday
is a disrespectful insult

478
00:20:36,263 --> 00:20:39,141
to history and mankind's
deep connection to the Earth,

479
00:20:39,224 --> 00:20:41,477
but you still insisted
on meddling?

480
00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:45,022
Eh, look. I talk a big game
and it is kinda annoying.

481
00:20:45,105 --> 00:20:47,149
But in the end...

482
00:20:47,232 --> 00:20:48,609
(MUFFLED) I like candy, too.

483
00:20:48,692 --> 00:20:49,902
I'm not a monster.

484
00:20:49,985 --> 00:20:52,321
All right. So, uh,
what do we have here?

485
00:20:52,404 --> 00:20:54,156
Does anyone see candy corn?

486
00:20:54,239 --> 00:20:55,824
Ah, the spoils of war.

487
00:20:55,908 --> 00:20:58,911
Happy Halloween! (CHUCKLES)