1 00:00:01,069 --> 00:00:02,403 Previously on "Wrecked"... 2 00:00:02,436 --> 00:00:04,004 We're pirates, mother[bleep] [ Screaming ] 3 00:00:04,038 --> 00:00:06,140 I am the Barracuda, and this is my island now. 4 00:00:06,174 --> 00:00:07,375 [ All screaming ] 5 00:00:07,408 --> 00:00:08,876 Oh, God! 6 00:00:08,909 --> 00:00:10,178 Oh, my God! 7 00:00:10,211 --> 00:00:11,212 We're taking your beach. 8 00:00:11,245 --> 00:00:12,580 You can live down there. 9 00:00:12,613 --> 00:00:14,382 That's, like, the worst part of the beach! 10 00:00:14,415 --> 00:00:15,716 This is all my fault. 11 00:00:15,749 --> 00:00:17,518 You have to get me off this island. 12 00:00:17,551 --> 00:00:19,520 Oh, my God. There she is! Emma! 13 00:00:19,553 --> 00:00:21,322 I'll help you! 14 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:22,756 I'm sorry! 15 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:25,226 ** 16 00:00:25,259 --> 00:00:26,694 Florence: Emma! 17 00:00:26,727 --> 00:00:29,363 Emma: Coming to get me, right?! 18 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:35,703 Karen: Well, water's contaminated. 19 00:00:35,736 --> 00:00:37,105 Whole river looks like this. 20 00:00:37,138 --> 00:00:40,007 Something must be spoiling it upstream. 21 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:43,877 Huh. Well, I guess that explains all the dead birds. 22 00:00:43,911 --> 00:00:45,913 We can still drink it though, right? 23 00:00:45,946 --> 00:00:47,781 -Oh, of course. -Oh thank god. 24 00:00:47,815 --> 00:00:50,218 In the same way that you can drink a soup, or a gravy. 25 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:52,420 But it'll still make you violently ill -- 26 00:00:52,453 --> 00:00:54,422 Karen, come on! 27 00:00:54,455 --> 00:00:56,357 -What's wrong with you? -What? 28 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:59,593 I don't know what you guys are so worried about! 29 00:00:59,627 --> 00:01:01,028 We've been drinking Earth's tears 30 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:02,596 since the dinosaurs cried 'em. 31 00:01:02,630 --> 00:01:04,598 Hey, Chet, do no drink that -- 32 00:01:04,632 --> 00:01:06,267 We ar water. 33 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:08,569 Babies. Let's get wet! 34 00:01:08,602 --> 00:01:09,803 -No, no, no. No, Chet. No. -Hey, buddy. 35 00:01:09,837 --> 00:01:12,606 -Oh, God. -Oh. He's taking it all. 36 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:14,308 That's a mistake. 37 00:01:14,342 --> 00:01:16,210 -Oh, my. -He took it all. 38 00:01:16,244 --> 00:01:18,412 -Whoa. -Ahh! 39 00:01:18,446 --> 00:01:19,813 See? 40 00:01:19,847 --> 00:01:22,583 You get vitamins and minerals from all places. 41 00:01:22,616 --> 00:01:24,752 Oh, oh! It's in me! 42 00:01:24,785 --> 00:01:26,587 Get it out! Oh! 43 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:29,623 Ooh, oh, get it out! Get it out! 44 00:01:29,657 --> 00:01:33,294 Cut me open! Oh, I can't shit fast enough! 45 00:01:33,327 --> 00:01:34,828 [ Gags ] Get it out! 46 00:01:34,862 --> 00:01:36,497 [ Gags ] Get it out! 47 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:39,600 ** 48 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:40,968 ** 49 00:01:41,001 --> 00:01:43,404 Chet? Maybe it'll help if I rub your belly -- 50 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:46,507 [Bleep] you! [ Hissing ] 51 00:01:46,540 --> 00:01:48,075 [ Snorts, groans ] 52 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:49,843 God, I wish there was something we could do. 53 00:01:49,877 --> 00:01:53,013 Yeah. It's too bad your doctor friend's dead. 54 00:01:53,046 --> 00:01:55,483 Okay, Emma's not dead, so... 55 00:01:55,516 --> 00:01:56,650 Oh, she's dead. 56 00:01:56,684 --> 00:01:58,152 Probably at the bottom of the ocean, 57 00:01:58,186 --> 00:02:00,087 all bloated, crabs eating her hair. 58 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,423 Damn shame, too, 'cause she was useful. 59 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:04,258 Excuse me? 60 00:02:04,292 --> 00:02:05,959 Oh, I didn't mean anything personal. 61 00:02:05,993 --> 00:02:07,661 I just meant the wrong friend died. 62 00:02:07,695 --> 00:02:08,762 How is that not personal?! 63 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:10,998 Because it's fact? 64 00:02:11,031 --> 00:02:12,833 Welp, I'm gonna head up the river 65 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:15,169 and see what's making our water all crappy. 66 00:02:15,203 --> 00:02:18,539 ** 67 00:02:18,572 --> 00:02:20,841 Man, I'm thirsty. 68 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:23,711 You guys been collecting your pee? 69 00:02:26,046 --> 00:02:27,215 No. 70 00:02:27,248 --> 00:02:29,883 Have you been collecting your pee? 71 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:32,486 No. 72 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:33,887 Mm. 73 00:02:34,822 --> 00:02:37,658 Heads up. Pirates. 74 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:38,992 Hey, where's the cockpit? 75 00:02:39,026 --> 00:02:40,828 Barracuda wants us to strip it for parts. 76 00:02:40,861 --> 00:02:43,731 It's back that way. But it's...pretty gnarly. 77 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:46,400 There's a guy...smooshed to death underneath it. 78 00:02:46,434 --> 00:02:48,902 -Whoa. -Yeah. Liam. 79 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:50,238 We tried to pull him out, 80 00:02:50,271 --> 00:02:52,573 but all we could find was his arm, and a... 81 00:02:52,606 --> 00:02:54,141 a butt cheek. 82 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:57,077 Dammmn. Y'all seen some messed up shit on this island, huh? 83 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:59,213 Hey, what's going on out there? 84 00:02:59,247 --> 00:03:01,749 You know, like... in the real world? 85 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:04,184 I don't know where to start on this. 86 00:03:04,218 --> 00:03:06,186 -I mean -- -Well, of course, there's Syria. 87 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:08,389 Oh yeah -- UN cease fire unrivaled, 88 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:10,090 so you can imagine what that means. 89 00:03:10,123 --> 00:03:13,227 And the Paris Accords, they could fall apart at any moment. 90 00:03:13,261 --> 00:03:15,062 Don't even get me started on Ukraine. Mm-hmm. 91 00:03:15,095 --> 00:03:16,430 I mean, the political climate. 92 00:03:16,464 --> 00:03:17,831 Totally! With Ukraine. 93 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:20,368 But you know what I just thought of just now? 94 00:03:20,401 --> 00:03:24,272 What is happening on Game of Thrones? 95 00:03:24,305 --> 00:03:25,739 -Oh. -Right. 96 00:03:25,773 --> 00:03:27,241 -That's actually fun. -Right. 97 00:03:27,275 --> 00:03:28,709 My favorite show. What's happening? 98 00:03:28,742 --> 00:03:29,910 Hold on. Hold on. 99 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:32,246 What was the last thing you guys saw? 100 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:34,582 Jon Snow died. 101 00:03:34,615 --> 00:03:36,684 -[ Laughs ] -Okay, I can't, not now. 102 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:37,918 -What? -Not now. 103 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:40,120 -You don't even know! -Ohhh shit! 104 00:03:40,153 --> 00:03:41,755 -You don't even know! -Come on! 105 00:03:41,789 --> 00:03:42,956 -Oh, my God! -[ Laughs ] 106 00:03:42,990 --> 00:03:44,425 You guys missed a full season! 107 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:46,226 You missed a whole season! It's outta control! 108 00:03:46,260 --> 00:03:48,762 -Where do I even start? -Twist, twist, twist. 109 00:03:48,796 --> 00:03:50,097 -So many twists. -Yeah. 110 00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:51,265 Yes! 111 00:03:51,299 --> 00:03:53,767 ** 112 00:03:53,801 --> 00:03:56,970 [ Humming ] 113 00:04:01,309 --> 00:04:03,711 * Howwwdy angel 114 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:06,747 * Where did you hiiide your wings * 115 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:07,715 You! 116 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:09,583 Oh! The Barracuda! 117 00:04:09,617 --> 00:04:11,452 Sorry! I was just singing a little bit. 118 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:12,453 I'll stop it. 119 00:04:12,486 --> 00:04:15,055 Your song. I've heard it before. 120 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,090 -Oh. Okay! -Sing it for me. 121 00:04:17,124 --> 00:04:18,759 Oh I don't know. I'm not much of a singer. 122 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:22,763 [ Gun cocks ] * Your love shines overrrr my horizon * 123 00:04:22,796 --> 00:04:23,931 * She's a... 124 00:04:23,964 --> 00:04:26,600 Both: * Slice of heaven 125 00:04:26,634 --> 00:04:28,402 Wow, you know it. 126 00:04:28,436 --> 00:04:29,937 -Yeah. -It's a Kiwi classic. 127 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:31,772 You're not from New Zealand, are you? 128 00:04:31,805 --> 00:04:34,442 No, um, my lover, he -- 129 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:37,945 Oh! Um, I-I have to go. 130 00:04:37,978 --> 00:04:40,414 Don't worry about it! Don't ask! It's pirate stuff! 131 00:04:40,448 --> 00:04:43,917 Pirate stuff, yeah. I've gotta do Steve stuff, so... 132 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:46,086 ** 133 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:48,121 Karen! I'm coming with you! 134 00:04:48,155 --> 00:04:49,623 No, never asked you to come. 135 00:04:49,657 --> 00:04:51,792 Oh, that's funny, 'cause I asked myself. 136 00:04:51,825 --> 00:04:55,128 And you know what I said? I said, "Smart move, sugar tits. 137 00:04:55,162 --> 00:04:56,630 'Cause when shit pops off upstream, 138 00:04:56,664 --> 00:04:58,366 you're gonna need someone like me." 139 00:04:58,399 --> 00:05:00,100 You call yourself "sugar tits?" 140 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:01,635 Yep. I do. 141 00:05:01,669 --> 00:05:03,837 Karen, I'm gonna help you. Whether you like it or not. 142 00:05:03,871 --> 00:05:05,172 Let's go! 143 00:05:05,205 --> 00:05:07,040 ** 144 00:05:07,074 --> 00:05:08,642 River's the other way. 145 00:05:08,676 --> 00:05:11,345 [ Groans ] It's called dynamic stretching. 146 00:05:11,379 --> 00:05:14,482 Ever heard of it? Probably not 'cause you're old! 147 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:22,490 ** 148 00:05:22,523 --> 00:05:25,659 Try to keep up, grandma. [ Laughs ] 149 00:05:26,193 --> 00:05:29,997 Mm. The vegetation is getting 150 00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:31,832 -thinner -- -Thinner. 151 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:33,066 It's so funny you said that 152 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:34,568 'cause I said it at the exact same time. 153 00:05:34,602 --> 00:05:36,470 We're on the same page. That's pretty cool. 154 00:05:36,504 --> 00:05:38,539 I don't know what you're trying to prove out here, 155 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:40,307 but it makes me want to shove this spear down my throat 156 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:41,875 and pull it out my ass. 157 00:05:41,909 --> 00:05:45,913 All I'm doing, Care Bear, is being hella useful. 158 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:47,981 -Oh. -Like check this out! 159 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:50,684 -Oh. -I just found us lunch! 160 00:05:50,718 --> 00:05:52,653 -Hmm. -Hmm. 161 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:56,657 Oh. You...really think those boys are safe to eat? 162 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,325 Mhmmm. 163 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,260 You don't think you're gonna break out in hives 164 00:06:00,293 --> 00:06:01,895 and shit your pants? 165 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:05,899 Nhmmm. 166 00:06:05,933 --> 00:06:08,235 Why don't you swallow? 167 00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:10,871 [ Gulps ] Mmm. 168 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:12,205 It's so good. 169 00:06:12,239 --> 00:06:14,041 It was the best berries I've ever had. 170 00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:15,576 -Oh? -Now I need to cough. 171 00:06:15,609 --> 00:06:17,244 Oh, now you need to cough? 172 00:06:17,277 --> 00:06:18,378 [ Spits ] 173 00:06:18,412 --> 00:06:20,414 Well, that was more of a sneeze. 174 00:06:20,448 --> 00:06:22,349 But, you know, you're right. 175 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:24,718 Goumi berries are delicious. 176 00:06:24,752 --> 00:06:28,722 Sor-ry if I don't every frickin' weed and berry! 177 00:06:28,756 --> 00:06:30,724 What, did you grow up on a farm? 178 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:31,859 ** 179 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:34,061 Oh! Good God! 180 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:35,095 [ Flies buzzing ] 181 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:36,730 Boar guts. 182 00:06:36,764 --> 00:06:38,131 [ Spits ] 183 00:06:38,165 --> 00:06:40,233 ** 184 00:06:40,267 --> 00:06:42,803 Mother of god. 185 00:06:44,472 --> 00:06:47,875 Do you know what this means? 186 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:52,913 We're in the kill zone of a black caiman. 187 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:56,884 ** 188 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:59,086 A Black Gay Man? 189 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:02,923 Do you -- Do you really think that's what I just said? 190 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:04,124 I don't know! 191 00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:05,659 It's what it sounded like you said, so... 192 00:07:05,693 --> 00:07:09,763 You -- You think this is the kill zone of a Black Gay Man? 193 00:07:09,797 --> 00:07:12,900 Well anything sounds stupid when you say it like that! God. 194 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:15,168 It's a Black Caiman. 195 00:07:15,202 --> 00:07:16,937 It's the world's deadliest alligator. 196 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:18,138 -Oh. -Yeah. 197 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:20,107 -Shoot. -Yeah, shoot. 198 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:21,675 Big stuff here, toots. 199 00:07:21,709 --> 00:07:26,113 What are we gonna do about this black c-caiman? 200 00:07:26,146 --> 00:07:29,316 Well, it's built its nest here. 201 00:07:29,349 --> 00:07:33,153 So if we want fresh water... 202 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:35,255 I'm gonna have to... 203 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:36,957 ** 204 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:38,692 ...kill it. 205 00:07:38,726 --> 00:07:40,961 ** 206 00:07:40,994 --> 00:07:45,132 I think you mean... we're gonna have to kill it. 207 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:47,167 [ Grunts ] 208 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,870 Okay, wow. Wow! 209 00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:53,974 Well, that spear's stuck, so we're down a spear. 210 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:56,677 My God, you witch! 211 00:07:56,710 --> 00:07:59,146 Y'all ready to catch up on Game of Thrones, huh? [ Laughs ] 212 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:00,681 Hell yeah! Come on! 213 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:04,818 All right, season starts on a dead Jon Snow, 214 00:08:04,852 --> 00:08:08,155 but somehow his hair looks ah-mazing -- 215 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:09,322 Danny: Wait! 216 00:08:09,356 --> 00:08:11,659 ** 217 00:08:14,762 --> 00:08:15,663 Don't spoil it. 218 00:08:15,696 --> 00:08:17,565 What the hell are you doing?! 219 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:19,499 I don't want to just "hear" it. 220 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:21,201 I want to watch it myself! 221 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:22,836 Of course, my bad. I'm an idiot. 222 00:08:22,870 --> 00:08:25,505 Let me just fire up HBO Go on my iPad 223 00:08:25,539 --> 00:08:27,507 oh wait it's a coconut! 224 00:08:27,541 --> 00:08:29,677 I mean when we get home! 225 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:33,346 Listen... my family abandoned me. 226 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:36,717 I have nothing waiting for me at home. 227 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:41,254 Nothing, except the dream of my couch, 228 00:08:41,288 --> 00:08:43,523 a big ol' honkin' pizza... 229 00:08:43,557 --> 00:08:45,325 and an entire season 230 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:48,862 of the greatest fantasy show of all time. 231 00:08:48,896 --> 00:08:50,163 Now, who's with me?! 232 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:51,164 All: Yeah! 233 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:52,532 Bruce: He's right! 234 00:08:52,566 --> 00:08:54,534 What's the point in hearing about "Game of Thrones" 235 00:08:54,568 --> 00:08:55,869 when we can't see the titties?! 236 00:08:55,903 --> 00:08:57,671 What are they gonna do, "describe" the titties? 237 00:08:57,705 --> 00:08:59,072 Yeah, we were gonna do that. 238 00:08:59,106 --> 00:09:01,041 I mean, that's basically what he does in the books. 239 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:03,010 [ Scoffs ] Yeah, you would read a book. 240 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:05,613 -You pervert! -Guys, the books are way better. 241 00:09:05,646 --> 00:09:07,547 Have you ever heard of world building? 242 00:09:07,581 --> 00:09:09,617 -What a nerd. -Nerd! 243 00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:12,052 Let's just wait till we get home! 244 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:14,888 Here's a spoiler -- we're not gonna make it home! 245 00:09:14,922 --> 00:09:19,559 We're probably gonna die slow, painful deaths here! 246 00:09:19,593 --> 00:09:20,894 -I would say it's likely. -For sure. 247 00:09:20,928 --> 00:09:23,196 So how about we all take a little trip 248 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:24,564 down to Westeros?! 249 00:09:24,598 --> 00:09:25,966 -Yeah. -Interesting point. 250 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:28,368 This is so stupid! 251 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:30,638 What we should be talking about... 252 00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:34,407 is HBO's premier show, Ballers! 253 00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:35,976 -Oh, my God. -What! 254 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:37,711 -Terrible. -Really? Is this real? 255 00:09:37,745 --> 00:09:39,479 You're trying to tell me that you bozos 256 00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:42,382 don't want to see The Rock as a jacked-up financial advisor? 257 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:43,550 -Nobody does. -No. 258 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:44,752 Jess loves it. Tell 'em, babe! 259 00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:46,820 It's good. It's good, yeah. 260 00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:49,957 Exactly. Unlike Thrones, which sucks. 261 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:52,660 We bailed on that show after they showed dong. 262 00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:54,261 Wow. That's unbelievable. 263 00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:56,329 -What are you talking about? -They show a lot of nudity. 264 00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:58,231 Nudity represents vulnerability. 265 00:09:58,265 --> 00:09:59,800 What's the show about? [ Indistinct arguing ] 266 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:00,801 Okay! 267 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:03,436 There's only one way to settle this. 268 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:05,405 And I think we all know what that is. 269 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,140 -We vote! -Trial by combat! 270 00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:08,341 -What? -What? 271 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:10,610 Trial by combat?! Really? Jesus! 272 00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:12,179 No, we vote. We vote. 273 00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:13,947 Yeah, w-we -- That's okay, too. 274 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:15,683 -Okay. -Okay. 275 00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:17,484 Oh, yeah! 276 00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:20,120 You want that? Aah! 277 00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:21,521 Oh, you're welcome. 278 00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:23,423 Wicked world. You're all dead. 279 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:24,958 Ah, Jesus! 280 00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:27,027 Would you stop playing with my spear?! 281 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:29,496 Look, it's about to get sava out here. 282 00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:31,498 So why don't you just go on back? 283 00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:34,968 Guess what, bitch. I'm not going anywhere. 284 00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:37,004 Oh. 285 00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:38,638 I get it. 286 00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:41,141 This is about your dead friend. 287 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:42,175 Emma's not dead. 288 00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:43,777 Oh, yeah she is. 289 00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:46,279 And you feel like it should have been you instead. 290 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:47,815 Basic psychology. 291 00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:50,383 You know what? You're right. 292 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:53,954 Emma was my rock. Is my rock. 293 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,956 Just because everyone thinks she's the "useful one" 294 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:58,291 and I'm the "other one" -- it doesn't mean I think that! 295 00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:00,994 All right?! God! 296 00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:04,965 [ Bird squawks ] 297 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,166 [ Rock splashes ] 298 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:08,001 All right, you know what? 299 00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:10,237 Maybe you can help after all. 300 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:12,139 -Really? -Yes. 301 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,707 Dope. Okay. 302 00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:15,876 First things first -- we gotta mask your scent 303 00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:18,411 so you can get close enough to the caiman to strike. 304 00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:20,247 So cover yourself in that blood. 305 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,482 ** 306 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:25,085 Ah! Lunch! 307 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:27,821 It's all Steve's! 308 00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:30,924 ** 309 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:32,392 Oh. Hello! 310 00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:34,161 The Barracuda wants to see you. 311 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,596 But I didn't -- I didn't do anything. 312 00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:38,531 Hey! Hey, no! 313 00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:41,401 My fish, it's gonna get burned! 314 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:43,403 It's been cooking for hours! 315 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:45,338 Oh! 316 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,741 ** 317 00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:57,184 I feel so badass right now. [ Grunts ] 318 00:11:57,217 --> 00:12:00,553 Great. Now step in the attack zone, like I showed you -- 319 00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:03,023 Attack zooone! 320 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:06,093 Where this caiman at? I'ma kill you! 321 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:08,628 Shhhh. Quiet. 322 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:12,199 And the hunt begins. 323 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,067 The hunt. 324 00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:15,402 Good. 325 00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:16,904 Quiet. 326 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:19,106 ** 327 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:23,243 Should I have a spear, or...? 328 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:24,544 No. 329 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,713 Stupid question. Yeah, stupid. 330 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,116 [ Thunder rumbles ] 331 00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:31,985 It's just that, if I don't have a spear, 332 00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:33,653 how do I kill the caiman? 333 00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:34,788 You don't. 334 00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:37,124 Oh, right, right, right. I don't. 335 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:43,430 Then how does it die? 336 00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:48,936 When the caiman smells you, it will silently approach. 337 00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:52,605 And then I will stab this spear in its skull, 338 00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:56,276 hopefully before it tears you in half -- 339 00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:58,478 Oh my God! 340 00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:00,113 Are you using me as bait?! 341 00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:02,615 I thought we were doing this together! 342 00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:04,251 We are. 343 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:07,487 Some of us are hunters, and some of us are weak, sickly bait -- 344 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:08,621 ** 345 00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:10,657 Then forget this. 346 00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:15,595 I hope that stupid caiman eats your stupid face! 347 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,097 What are you talking about? 348 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:20,633 Caimans are extremely intelligent! 349 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:27,740 ** 350 00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:30,878 When I heard you singing today, 351 00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:33,113 it brought back a lot of memories... 352 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,781 Oh. Cool! 353 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,383 ...of my dead lover. 354 00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:38,651 Oh. I'm sorry. 355 00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:40,988 -He was from New Zealand. -Mm. 356 00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:42,355 Like you. 357 00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:44,892 A few years ago, my men and I raided a cruise ship, 358 00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:47,194 and he worked there, as an emcee. 359 00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:50,030 I'll never forget the first time I saw him, 360 00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:53,800 jumping off the stage, screaming in terror, 361 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,469 begging us not to shoot him in the face. 362 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:57,837 Huh. 363 00:13:57,871 --> 00:14:01,041 Something about his voice soothed me. 364 00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:03,810 He used to sing that song to me every night, 365 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,846 right before we fell asleep... 366 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:09,816 right after we'd made love for hours. 367 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,285 [ Gulps, spits ] 368 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,522 That's off, actually. 369 00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:17,190 -Mm. -Yeah, I'm finished. 370 00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:19,092 You remind me of him, Steve. 371 00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:20,994 [ Glasses thud ] 372 00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:22,329 Okay. 373 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,531 ** 374 00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:26,399 Oh. There goes the hat. 375 00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:30,437 My sweet...Luther. 376 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:31,871 Shit. 377 00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:34,374 Oh! [ Thud ] 378 00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:37,344 ** 379 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,312 [ Indistinct talking ] 380 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,085 We tallied the votes. 381 00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:47,720 -It's a tie. -What? 382 00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:50,590 Fourteen votes a piece. Two for Ballers. 383 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:52,625 Can't spoil without a majority. 384 00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,727 It's pirate's code. 385 00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:56,229 Sorry, bro. 386 00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:57,430 Nice. 387 00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:59,266 [ Indistinct conversations ] 388 00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:01,101 No!!! 389 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:03,937 Spoil it! Tell us what happens! 390 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:05,905 Jess -- what are you doing?! 391 00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:08,108 Todd, I lied to you, okay? 392 00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:11,578 I kept watching Game of Thrones...without you. 393 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:12,779 What? 394 00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:16,249 How long has this been going on? 395 00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:19,252 A season. Maybe a season and a half. 396 00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:21,654 Was it a season or a season and a half?! 397 00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,656 It was a season and a half, okay?! 398 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:25,092 I'm sorry. 399 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,793 Oh, shit. 400 00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,161 [ Chuckles ] But...how? 401 00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:30,163 I mean, when would you have even -- 402 00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:32,432 ** 403 00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:34,667 Oh, my god. 404 00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:36,669 Sunday night pilates. 405 00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:39,006 There was no pilates. 406 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:41,241 I would never do that to you. 407 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,142 What? 408 00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:44,911 I don't like Ballers, Todd. 409 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,480 I don't know if I ever did. 410 00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:49,782 ** 411 00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:51,418 Spoil it. 412 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:54,287 No, no, no! No, no, no, no, no, no! [ Applause ] 413 00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:58,791 Exterior. Night. The Wall. 414 00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:01,661 A howl pierces through the darkness -- 415 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:02,929 [ Howls ] 416 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,832 It's Ghost, Jon's direwolf. 417 00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:08,968 What the hell? Is this even the same river? 418 00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:12,172 How the hell did I get lost? 419 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:14,207 ** 420 00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:16,509 [ Bird calling ] 421 00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:20,413 Florence! 422 00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:25,618 Flooooreeeence! 423 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:26,819 Emma?! 424 00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:29,289 Down here! 425 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:32,725 It's me! Your best friend Emma! 426 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,229 Why are you a...rock?! 427 00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:38,265 Because I'm your rock. 428 00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:40,800 'Cause that's what you said earlier. 429 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,703 That I was "your rock." 430 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:47,240 Look, I don't [bleep] know, man. We're in your head. 431 00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:50,110 ** 432 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:53,813 I'm so sorry I let you die. 433 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,014 Let me die? 434 00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:56,849 You risked your life trying to save me -- 435 00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:58,185 But I failed! 436 00:16:58,218 --> 00:17:02,855 And now you're dead, and a stupid rock. 437 00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:06,359 Karen's right. I'm useless. 438 00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:10,363 Hey. You were the most devoted friend I ever had. 439 00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:13,233 You think that loyalty was useless? 440 00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:15,868 Florence, these people need you. 441 00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:18,205 Even if they don't always act like it. 442 00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:20,807 ** 443 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:26,213 Thanks, Em. 444 00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:30,016 So...do you wanna, like, throw me in the river or some shit? 445 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,085 Like a goodbye -- 446 00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:33,553 Yeah. 447 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:36,223 ** 448 00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:37,990 Bye, Em. 449 00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:47,900 ** 450 00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:49,269 Oh, my God! 451 00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:52,239 Oh, my God. 452 00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:54,607 [ Dramatic music playing ] 453 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:28,141 ** 454 00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:33,880 [ Men chanting ] 455 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,636 [ Chanting continues ] 456 00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:16,155 [ Both imitating dragons ] 457 00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:21,894 And with that, Daenerys finally sets sail... 458 00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:23,796 to Westeros. 459 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,031 End of season. 460 00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:26,032 Oh, my god! [ Applause ] 461 00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:27,567 -Wow. -Come on. 462 00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:33,540 Gentlemen, that was... incredible! 463 00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:35,475 Do you watch Suits? 464 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:36,343 What? 465 00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:38,845 Nobody watches "Suits," man. Damn! 466 00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:41,714 Fair enough. Th-Thanks! 467 00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:43,983 Jess...I was wrong. 468 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,185 Maybe if I hadn't made us stop watching, 469 00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:48,488 you wouldn't have been tempted to -- 470 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,490 Shhhhh. 471 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:51,891 We'll start again. 472 00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:53,560 Hell yeah. 473 00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:56,195 ** 474 00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,001 Khaleesi! 475 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,471 ** 476 00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:16,749 They have water! 477 00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:19,018 [ Cheers and applause ] 478 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:22,489 ** 479 00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:30,363 Well that was pleasurable -- 480 00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:32,265 Here's what's going to happen. 481 00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:35,067 You'll come by my tent every night, after dark, 482 00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:36,903 and sing me that song. 483 00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:38,971 What's in it for me? 484 00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:42,108 I'm kidding! Obviously, sex, isn't it? 485 00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:43,876 With you. 486 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,545 We're finished here. 487 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,814 O-kay. Just get my pants. 488 00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:51,217 Oh, and, um, Steve? 489 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:55,388 You tell anyone about this -- I'll kill you. 490 00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:56,489 ** 491 00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:58,658 Not the first time I've heard that, actually. 492 00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:01,928 Back home, they used to call me "The Silent Lover." 493 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,430 -Leave. -Yep.