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Previously on "wrecked"...
You have got to have
* rebound sex

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I am not eating a person!

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This is the jungle, pack.
It is...

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Eat or be eaten.

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Don't you guys see what this is?
It's a sail.

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This is our way home.

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I was thinking,
instead of a boat,

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we could use the tarp
for shelter.

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How about we go ahead
and we ask your island

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what they want to do
with the tarp? Yeah?

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Well, would you look
at this shelter?!

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[ Applause ]

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And the tarp fits perfectly!

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See, we could make a life here.

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[ All chanting "Steve" ]

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[ Insects chirping ]

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[ Grunting ]

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[ Screaming in distance ]

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What was that?

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Owen.

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Owen, there's something
in the jungle, man. Wake up.

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Danny, it's an old jungle.
It's probably just settling.

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[ Screeching ]

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What was that?

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Something's hurt out there.

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We got to help.
Hey, hey, no, no!

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Hey, no.

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Owen, I swore
to serve and protect.

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Danny, you didn't swear
anything.

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You're not a real cop.
Irregardless.

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That's not a real word.

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Irregardless...
[ Screaming ]

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What if that was you
out there?
Then I'd be dead.

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We're going out.

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Danny, no, we are not
going out there, okay?

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No. Never.
Not in a million years.

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Not if you paid me
a million dollars!

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Do you know how to use that?

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The sex whip?

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[ Sarcastically ] Oh, yeah.
I'm deadly with a sex whip.

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Just keep your eyes open.
Is the safety off?

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Yeah, of course
the safety's off.

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[ Screaming ]

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Did you hear that?

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[ Screaming continues ]

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Man:
I'm gonna kill you!

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[ Screams ]
[ Gunshot ]

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[ Gasps ]

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Oh, wow.
You shot pack.

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Wow.

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To think he was out there,

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only to come home and get shot
by Danny and Owen.

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Do you believe Danny
about what happened?

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Hmm. I don't know.

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They always seem to be
in the middle of our
problems, don't they?

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We threw Todd in a pit for a lot
less than shooting a man.

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**

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Exactly.
What if you'd been shot?

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I don't know
what we would have done then.

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What do you mean?
Well, with your hunting
and know-how,

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you're invaluable, Karen.

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You know, I think of you
as my vice president.

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Vice president?

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You want me to be
your vice president?

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Yeah.

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Karen, what's... what's wrong
with your eyes?

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Those are the nicest things
anyone's ever said to me.

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Okay.

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Well, it's all true.

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Yep.

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[ Sighs ]

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Now we just need to work out
what to do with Danny.

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He needs to be punished,

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but if I do it,
I'm afraid people will think

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I'm just trying
to get back at Owen.

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Oh, if only someone else
could do it.

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Hey, wait.
I could do it.

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Yes!

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No one would ever know it came
from you 'cause I'd do it.

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It just comes right...

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Talk about
thinking on your feet.

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[ Chuckles ]
You are a vp, aren't you?

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Oh, hello.

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Uh, Steve, can I talk to you
for a moment, privately?

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Right.
Karen.

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Vice president.

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Man, I feel so sorry for pack.

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Oh, I know.
Me, too, for sure.

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I had sex with Chet last night.

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What?!

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I know, I know.

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I know this is not, like,
the time or the place,

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but i-i literally
have to tell somebody.

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Give me all the deets right now.

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Well, it happened
just like you said it would.

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Chet: Hey, Jess!

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Hey, do you have
the toenail clippers, man?

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My big toe
is doing something real weird.

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[ Reo speedwagon's
"keep on loving you" plays ]

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* you should have seen
by the look in my eyes, baby *

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[ music stops ]
It doesn't smell good, either,
so I don't know what...

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Oh. [ Chuckles ]

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My dong popped out.
I apologize.

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One thing led to another,
and then...

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* keep on loving you
[ Grunting, screaming ]

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[ Screaming in distance ]
What was that?

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You shagged it up with the
filthiest hippie I've ever seen?

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[ Laughs ] Right?!

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I couldn't be more proud of you.

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He is just...
He's so just like...

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Not Todd.

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Yes!
That's it!

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[ Gasps ]
Oh, my god.

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We're gonna hang out later.

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No.

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What?
Don't do that.

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You're a relationship person.

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I mean, have you ever
had a one-night stand before?

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Yeah. Once.

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And then we dated
for seven years.

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Mm, I don't want to see you
in another Todd situation.

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**

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Steve, I don't want
to cause any panic,

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but I think yolonzo
might have mengshu fever.

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What?

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Mengshu fever, the red death.

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You've never heard
of mengshu fever?

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Okay, Emma, we haven't all
done two years at foot school.

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Seven years of medical school,
okay?

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It's called the red death

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because if the patient doesn't
get the proper medication,

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he ends up spitting up blood.

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Well, I don't see
any red on him.

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Hey!

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I think he looks fine.

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Steve, if he has
all the other symptoms.

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We have to take this seriously.

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Otherwise, it's gonna spread
across the island.

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I don't want to alarm everyone.
Maybe he's just getting old.

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No.
Old people get sick.

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What?
That's their thing.

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Since the beginning of time.

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I think he'll bounce back.

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[ Gasps, panting ]

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Oh, my god.

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He's gone.

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He's gone.

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Steve:
Who's gone, pack?

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Pack: What?

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If you're talking about Danny,

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I'm afraid he's...
He's here.

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Danny: I'm so sorry
i shot you, man.

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I-i didn't mean to at all.
Just happened so fast.

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Danny said that you came at him.
You were acting crazy.

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Crazy?

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Did you attack Danny?

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**

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No.
Of course not.

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Yes, you did.
I was standing right there.

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No, i was in the jungle,

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and I was coming out,
and then I saw him,

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and I was, like, "oh,
these guys are my friends,"

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and then he shot me with his gun
right here, and he meant it.

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No, if anything,
Danny shot him in self-defense.

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Oh, come on.
What reason did he have to lie?
I don't.

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This is ridiculous.
I was right there. I saw it.

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Accident or not,
Danny shot pack,

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and he deserves to be punished.

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Steve, what should we do?

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Well, we're not gonna
just let Steve decide
what happens to Danny.

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Why not?
He's the leader.

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Well, because he's not
a dictator, Karen.

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If anything,
he should have a trial.

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You mean with a jury?

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Yeah, with a jury.
That's right.

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In America, we have juries.
We do due process.

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I will defend him.
Thank you.

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Oh, then i will prosecute, hmm?

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Fair is fair.

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Danny deserves
to be thrown in that pit,

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or worse.

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Oh!
[ Gasps ]

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That was a powerful
volley of orgasms.

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Good for you.

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I don't know what just happened.

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Thank you.

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Hey, I'm gonna go do yoga
a little bit later

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if you want to join.

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I don't want
to toot my own flute,

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but I did
take a class once, so...

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Yeah, that'd be...
That'd be cool.

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Cool.

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Ice that down, and, uh,
maybe I'll see you later?

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Okay. Later, babe!

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"Babe"? Ugh.

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Florence, I cannot fall
into another relationship.

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I ca... I can't help myself,
but I cannot do another Todd.

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Okay, ba-ba-ba... I have done
this a bajillion times, okay?

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Wow. Okay.

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To avoid a relationship, there
are two time-honored rules.

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Number one...
Avoid face time with him.

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Half of getting laid is just
being in the same vicinity.

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Number two...

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Never, ever, ever, ever, ever

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be alone with Chet after dark.

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Ever!
Oh.

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It's when you're weakest.

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Wait. But how do I limit
face time with him?

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The jury!

210
00:08:01,248 --> 00:08:02,950
Oh, yes!
Get on the jury.

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00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:06,486
No one in their right mind
would put that guy on a jury.

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00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:08,556
Basically, I think
that we're all guilty

213
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because of, like,
the original sin.

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Like, Adam blaming Eve
for his own choice.

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But [Laughs]

216
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But also, I don't feel like i
have the right to punish anybody

217
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because punishment
is just living this dang life.

218
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Well, i like Chet for the jury.

219
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Oh.
Then we agree.

220
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Chet, you've officially
made the cut.

221
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Hey, thank you.
Hey, thank you.

222
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You don't...
Just sit down.

223
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Okay.
You don't need...

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Welcome to the jury.

225
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From now until
the end of the trial,

226
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you will be
sequestered together.

227
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Until you reach a verdict,
you're not going anywhere.

228
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[ Whispering ]
That's so fun.

229
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Well, hello, everyone.

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This is our first trial
on the island.

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We're here today to rule on
the wounding of pack by Danny.

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We'll use standard
trial proceedings.

233
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I'm sorry.
Standard trial proceedings?

234
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Okay, we are creating
a new society here.

235
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Who's to say what sort of legal
system we should be using?

236
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I just figured we'd do it
like on "law & order."

237
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Man: Yeah.
Woman: Okay. Go for it.

238
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Yeah, I like that show.

239
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Right, now remember,
this is a serious proceeding,

240
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so it should be treated as such.

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[ Banging ]

242
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All right,
court is now in session.

243
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People, the case is clear.

244
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There is no proof
that pack attacked Danny.

245
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There is proof
that Danny shot pack.

246
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And shooting people is a crime.

247
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If it wasn't, I would have
put a bullet in my
brother-in-law years ago.

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[ Laughter ]

249
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Why is that funny?

250
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[ Laughter stops ]

251
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Ladies and gentlemen,
did Danny shoot pack?

252
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Yeah, he did.

253
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But he did it
in self-defense.

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You guys,
i was there that night.

255
00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,465
Pack came out
of that jungle like...

256
00:09:58,498 --> 00:10:01,134
[ screaming ]

257
00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:03,603
I'm gonna kill you!

258
00:10:03,637 --> 00:10:06,006
Now look at her face.
Look how scared she is.

259
00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:09,409
**

260
00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,244
Pack, pack, pack, pack, pack.

261
00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:14,648
You claim that you were lost,

262
00:10:14,682 --> 00:10:16,784
just trying to get home,

263
00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:18,752
and yet...

264
00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:21,121
When we found you that night,
you were covered in blood.

265
00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:22,790
Is that not true?

266
00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:26,493
What happened out there, pack?
What don't you want us to know?

267
00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:29,562
**

268
00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:35,102
[ insects chirping ]

269
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,937
[ Gasps ]
What was that?

270
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,338
Jerry: Beats me.

271
00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:40,941
Man, it is creepy as shit
out here.

272
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,010
Stop following me, Jerry!

273
00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:44,277
God damn it!
Whoa!

274
00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:46,379
Why are you screaming at me,
huh?!

275
00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:48,515
After everything i gave to you.

276
00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:50,283
Put your shirt down!
No, look at it.

277
00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:51,685
You're not real.

278
00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:54,287
You were just a dead body,
and I was starving,

279
00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:56,156
so I hallucinated
a conversation.

280
00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:57,357
That's it!

281
00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:59,292
But you're not starving now,

282
00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:02,863
so then... Why am I still
standing here talking to you?

283
00:11:04,932 --> 00:11:06,333
Oh, no.

284
00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:08,635
Pack, that means
you've gone crazy.

285
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,838
[ High-pitched ] Oh, no, pack.
You're nuts.

286
00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:14,507
No. Stop doing that voice.
I'm not crazy. I'm very chill.

287
00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:17,510
[ Normal voice ] Buddy, you
chowed down on a dead dude,

288
00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:20,347
and now he's standing here,
talking to you.

289
00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:22,315
Shut up!
Keep your voice down, Jerry!

290
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:25,185
* oh, pack is going crazy *

291
00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:27,554
* pack is going crazy

292
00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:29,823
[ clucking ]

293
00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:32,259
Leave me alone!

294
00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:34,327
I'm gonna kill you!
[ Gunshot ]

295
00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,797
Owen:
Why'd you attack Danny?

296
00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:41,902
Yeah, pack,
tell them what you did.

297
00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:44,171
[ Panting ]

298
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,373
I didn't attack Danny, okay?

299
00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:49,242
Um, I was coming out
of the jungle to see you guys,

300
00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:50,677
to see my family,

301
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:54,247
and then he shot me,
right here in my shoulder hole,

302
00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:56,383
and I thought
he was supposed to be a cop.

303
00:11:56,416 --> 00:12:00,087
Yeah, yeah, that's a fair point.

304
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:05,525
Danny is a cop with
extensive firearm training,

305
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,796
and yet he still shot pack
for no reason.
No reason.

306
00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:12,399
If anything, he should be judged
more harshly.

307
00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,601
[ Indistinct muttering ]

308
00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:17,237
There's no further questions
here, so...

309
00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:18,939
No more, huh?

310
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:23,243
This is bad.
This is really bad.

311
00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:26,413
Okay.
I can turn this around.

312
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:27,948
You gotta trust me.

313
00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:31,584
We've heard
a lot of cop talk today,

314
00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:36,256
but, Danny, are you actually
a trained officer of the law?

315
00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:39,626
What are you doing, man?

316
00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:42,162
It's gonna be all right.
Just tell the truth.

317
00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:47,067
**

318
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,435
I'm not a cop.

319
00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:49,502
What?

320
00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,304
I've just been pretending
to be one.

321
00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:52,439
[ Indistinct shouting ]

322
00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:54,507
All right, order!

323
00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:56,276
I just wanted to help people,

324
00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:59,112
you know, to serve and protect.

325
00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:03,250
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is not a case about a cop.

326
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,617
This is a case

327
00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:08,655
about a civilian
that just wanted to protect us.

328
00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:10,958
Guys, put yourself
in Danny's shoes, okay?

329
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:13,961
You're alone. It's nighttime.
You're in the jungle.

330
00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:17,130
Something jumps out at you.
It's gonna get you!

331
00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:19,432
It's gonna kill you!
You're dead!

332
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:23,971
Afraid, right?

333
00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:26,639
Wouldn't you defend yourself?

334
00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:28,876
Wouldn't we all?

335
00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:29,877
Hell, yeah, we would!

336
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,879
Hell, yeah, we would!

337
00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:34,647
So, let's do
the right thing now,

338
00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:36,516
and let's let this man go free.

339
00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:38,318
That's a great speech.

340
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:41,621
[ Applause ]

341
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:45,525
Okay, let me get this straight.

342
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:48,728
You're not a police officer?

343
00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:51,698
No, Karen, I am not.

344
00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:53,233
No, you're worse.

345
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:55,835
You're a liar with a gun!

346
00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:58,005
He lied to us.

347
00:13:58,038 --> 00:14:00,207
Liar with a gun.
Lwg.

348
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,675
Objection.
Karen:
We trusted him with our gun!

349
00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:04,177
He could have shot any of us!

350
00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:07,347
I say we banish him!

351
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,482
[ Indistinct shouting ]

352
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,684
Is this part of your plan?

353
00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:12,852
Nope.

354
00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:18,567
Bruce: We're just going
over the same material
over and over again.

355
00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:19,759
You guys!

356
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,394
We've been at this
for hours, okay?

357
00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:23,696
It's Danny.
It was an accident.

358
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,332
Roger:
Unless it wasn't.

359
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:28,401
I think we should do an eye
for an eye, bullet for bullet.

360
00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:30,070
Holy shit, Roger.

361
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:32,105
Look, I just plain
don't trust pack.

362
00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:34,174
I'm not saying he's a terrorist,

363
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,419
but what was he doing on our
plane? He might be a terrorist.

364
00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:38,345
No, hey!
Man, pack's my buddy,

365
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,580
and the... the real terrorist
is the gun...

366
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:42,582
Okay.
So why don't we banish
the gun?

367
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:45,294
Look, you're ruining
this island, cat Stevens!
That's what you have here!

368
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:46,753
[ Indistinct shouting ]
Hey, look!

369
00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:50,257
We're clearly not gonna come
to any conclusions tonight,

370
00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:53,530
so why don't we just get
some shut-eye, and we'll start
first thing in the morning.

371
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:56,129
We're...
we're sleeping here?
Yeah, missy.
We're sequestering.

372
00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:59,432
Florence: Number two...
Never, ever, ever, ever

373
00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:01,101
be alone with Chet after dark.

374
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:03,103
I hope you guys like it
au naturel

375
00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:04,637
'cause I sleep in the buff.

376
00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:09,909
[ Reo speedwagon's
"keep on loving you" plays ]

377
00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:11,478
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

378
00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,313
What if there was another way?

379
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,983
A way that ends this now?

380
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:19,286
**

381
00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:21,454
Well, has the jury
reached a verdict?

382
00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:23,556
We have.

383
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:27,394
We, the jury, have decided
that Danny's fate...

384
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,297
**

385
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:32,465
Shall be decided by Steve.

386
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:34,467
Are you [Bleep] kidding me
right now?

387
00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:36,903
It was the only unanimous
decision we could come to.

388
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,806
I mean, always be sequestering,
like, day and night,

389
00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:41,641
and sleeping together and stuff.

390
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:43,143
We all trust Steve.

391
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:44,420
He will do what's best
for the island.

392
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,113
You are making him a dictator.

393
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:47,981
Come on, Owen.
It's just Steve.

394
00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:49,349
Yeah, and I'm sure in Germany,

395
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,318
they were like,
"come on. It's just Adolf!"

396
00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,153
Oh.Oh.
Oh.Oh.

397
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:56,123
It's the mustache,
isn't it? That's where
the comparison ends.

398
00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:59,592
Maybe that
and my love of fine art.

399
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:03,130
Well, if that's what the,
uh, island has decided,

400
00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:04,331
then so be it.

401
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:05,965
I'm gonna make a decision.

402
00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:08,268
I'll be back in an hour.

403
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,802
[ Indistinct talking ]

404
00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:11,838
[ Insects chirping ]

405
00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:16,309
**

406
00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:18,711
[ sighs ]

407
00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:20,013
Jessaroni!

408
00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:21,348
Oh! God. Shit.
Sorry.

409
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:23,216
I didn't mean to spook you.
I'm sorry.

410
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,218
Chet, we cannot
keep doing this, okay?

411
00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:26,719
We-we've got to stop.

412
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:31,524
Oh, you're developing feelings
for me.

413
00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:32,692
What? No.

414
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,394
No?
No.

415
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:35,695
Oh.

416
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:38,065
Y-you're interested, though,
like, you kind of want to...

417
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:40,333
Not really.
Not really?

418
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:41,501
No.

419
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:45,172
Okay, do you...
Do you like me at all, or...

420
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,708
No. No!

421
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:51,478
I don't like you at all, Chet!

422
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:52,679
Oh, my god!

423
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:54,247
You're the worst.

424
00:16:54,281 --> 00:16:56,049
You're not funny.
You're not smart.

425
00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:58,218
You're kind of sweaty
all the time,

426
00:16:58,251 --> 00:16:59,528
and honestly, i don't understand

427
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,154
most of the weird things
that you say,

428
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,022
because... i-it's not
because I don't get it.

429
00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,500
It's because
it's literally gibberish.

430
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,393
It just...
It doesn't make sense, Chet!

431
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:08,228
Mm.
Huh.

432
00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:10,997
So if I don't have feelings
for you,

433
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,233
where does that leave us?

434
00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:19,772
* keep on loving you
[ Both moaning, shouting ]

435
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,909
This isn't right, Steve.

436
00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:24,577
[ Sighs ]

437
00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:26,722
You just can't stand the idea
of me being in charge, can you?

438
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:27,914
In charge of what?

439
00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:29,516
You're playing
make-believe here.

440
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,251
This is not a real society.

441
00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:33,553
This is just some rock
that we're stuck on

442
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,122
until we can get home.

443
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:39,592
Owen, this is our reality,
and I'm the leader here.

444
00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:42,795
Well, then, do the right thing
for Danny.

445
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:46,466
I promise you, i will.

446
00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:52,439
Yolonzo?

447
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:53,740
Yolonzo!

448
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,308
Yolonzo?

449
00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:02,449
I knew it was mengshu!
Yes!

450
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:06,886
I am so sorry, yolonzo,
but I knew it.

451
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,456
[ Laughs ]

452
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:12,292
[ Coughing ]

453
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,499
[ Steve sighs ]

454
00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:20,900
This was not an easy decision.

455
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,170
It was an honest one.

456
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:25,605
What we're trying to do here
on this island is difficult.

457
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:28,841
We're laying the foundation
for a real society

458
00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:31,644
because this is not some rock
we're living on.

459
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,213
This is home.

460
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:36,416
And when you're at home,
you want to feel safe.

461
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:39,186
Now, do I think that Danny
is dangerous?

462
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,187
No.

463
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,789
Therefore,
he will not be banished.

464
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,357
[ Sighs ]
[ Crowd murmuring ]

465
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:47,694
But the fact does remain
that he did lie to us,

466
00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:51,298
and his lie resulted
in a severe injury to pack.

467
00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:55,635
So therefore, Danny, I give you
three weeks in the pit.

468
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:58,471
Wow.
Great job.

469
00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:01,174
And, Owen,
you'll be joining him.
What?!

470
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:04,043
You were complicit in his lies
since the very beginning.

471
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:06,279
Makes you an accomplice.
This is insane.

472
00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:08,948
Just serve the time, Owen.

473
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:11,017
Do the right thing.

474
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:16,055
Okay, Steve, how about you
take a big shit into your hands

475
00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:18,157
and then eat it
with your own face?

476
00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:19,668
'Cause we're not gonna go
in your pit.

477
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:21,127
[ All gasping ]
A bit foul.

478
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,129
But don't make me think
of banishment

479
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,897
because I'm...
I'm gonna consider it.

480
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:28,000
Owen, please, if we're both
in the pit together...
it's okay.

481
00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:30,403
Yeah, you don't have to
consider it, okay?

482
00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:33,406
Because right now,
I'm banishing myself and Danny

483
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,709
because we would rather go live
on the other side of this island

484
00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:39,546
and focus on what's important,
which is getting home.

485
00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:42,048
Once you leave,
you can never return.

486
00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:43,750
No, I understand
what banishment is

487
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,084
'cause I just banished myself.

488
00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:47,186
Right.
Danny,
you ready to go?

489
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:51,258
Daniel, you don't
have to listen to this.

490
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:53,593
He's... he's confused,
i think.

491
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:55,262
If I was you, I'd stay.

492
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:57,864
We've got a nice,
warm pit here for you.

493
00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:00,900
Okay, let's go.

494
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:04,437
[ Dramatic music plays ]

495
00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:30,597
Holy shit.
You are an asshole.

496
00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:36,403
Florence!

497
00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:37,570
Emma?

498
00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:39,406
Good news... I was right.
It was mengshu.

499
00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:41,308
What?
Isn't that awesome?

500
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:44,777
Oh, my god.
Yeah, also,
yolonzo's dead.

501
00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:46,446
Oh.
[ Coughing ]

502
00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:48,915
Oh, my god!
[ Gagging ]

503
00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:50,317
What the shit?!

504
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:52,319
[ Coughing ]
Help!

505
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:55,622
You're so small. How do you have
that much blood in you?

506
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:56,956
[ Coughing ]

507
00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:58,925
[ Gagging ]