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Previously on "Wrecked"...
What is that?
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It's a priest character
from the game.
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I risked my life
to steal this.
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-What?!
-Come on!
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Hey, can you bark like a dog,
Half Pint?
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[ Yipping ]
[ Laughs ]
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Meat is murder.
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Oh, s-so you're
a hypocrite.
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I'm not a hypocrite.
I value all life.
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Does anyone know
any of our last names?
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See? We're no one
to each other.
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[ Electricity crackles ]
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[ Beeps, unlatches ]
She did it.
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Tell Declan
you found us all
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barricaded
at the power station!
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Once they get out of the
mansion, we can slip right in.
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[ Spits ]
Oh!
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I want them dead.
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Declan, what if they get
to the radio?
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That won't be a problem.
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♪♪
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I must say...
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you've put on
one hell of a show,
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but we now
have you surrounded,
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and you have
nowhere left to run.
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So I'll make this easy
for you.
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If you come out now,
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I will honor the terms
of our original agreement
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and spare
one of your lives.
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But if you decide
to stay inside my home,
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hiding like cowards,
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I will kill you all.
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♪♪
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As befitting a gentleman,
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I'll give you 30 seconds
to decide.
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Hey, Dec. Dec.
[ Grunts ]
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Your choice is --
What? What? What? What?!
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What are you
muttering about?!
I got-- I gotta go.
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You're pulling my leg.
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Can't that wait?
-No, it can't!
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Nature calls. I gotta answer
this sombitch.
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Honestly, I'd love
a little breather.
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My, uh, jumper's knee
is kinda acting up. I gotta --
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Hell, if we're taking a break,
I could slam a protein bar.
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Jesus Christ.
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Fi--
How long do you need?
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[ Sighs ]
Ideally, 15.
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But I mean, I could, like,
muscle it out in 10 if --
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Stop. Stop.
Stop talking.
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10 minutes!
You've got 10 minutes,
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then we come in
and kill you all, all right?!
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All right?!
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Christ on the cross.
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I'm trying to create
a sense of menace,
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a sense of -- of dread...
[ Farts ]
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...and you tits
are ruining it!
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[ Farting continues ]
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[ Wrapper crinkles ]
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Declan, you want
some of this, man?
Shut --
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♪♪
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Well, if we surrender,
maybe one of us could live?
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The rich --
they'll hunt whoever wins.
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Declan told me.
They're gonna kill us all.
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[ Thunder rumbles ]
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Well, then,
that's that.
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♪♪
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No.
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No, we are not
gonna die here today.
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We are gonna get out of this
together.
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Because Danny was right.
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We're a family.
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No, we're not.
You said it yourself.
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We don't even know
each other's last names.
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♪♪
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[ Sighs ]
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You want to know
what my last name is?
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♪♪
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It's the same
as all of yours.
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It's "Island."
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My name is Owen Island.
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♪♪
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-What?
-What are you talking about?
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-Your last name is "Island"?
-We--
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That's dumb.
I mean, is it Dutch?
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It's not [chuckles]
actually my last name.
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Obviously, I'm not Owen Isl--
I'm saying --
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I'm thinking of a name
that would unify us
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because we all crashed
on an island.
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Um...
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Look...
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when we crashed, we were
just a bunch of strangers
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stuck together.
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But we have been through
so much,
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that now we really are
like a family.
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So, it doesn't matter
what our last names were.
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What -- What -- What matters
is that now...
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we may as well share a name.
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My last name's Island,
too.
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I'm Danny Island.
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♪♪
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Then
I'm Florence Island.
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And I'm Jess Island.
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Yeah, I'm...
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Todd Island.
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But sometimes we bang, so...
are you, like, my sister?
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I don't really know
how this works.
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I'm Karen Cushman-Island.
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Didn't change my name
for Anthony,
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and I'm sure as shit
not gonna change it for you,
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but I'm happy
to hyphenate.
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All right, y'all ain't gonna
believe this,
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but my actual last name
is Island.
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I'm Bruce Island.
Hand to Jesus.
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I'm Stewart Island!
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Yep, I'm changing both my names.
I've always hated "Steve."
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Uh, Steve, that's not really
the --
Stewart.
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It's Stewart.
-[ Grunts ]
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Oh, my God!
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[ Groans ]
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And I'm Pack Island!
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Have you just been hiding there
this whole time?
Yeah, I have.
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And even though
it was kinda muffled,
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I agree with everything.
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And I'm done hiding.
I'm ready to fight!
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So let's stick it
to those rich assholes, huh?!
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Yeah!
-Yeah!
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-Yeah! Let's do it!
-I love family!
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So...what's the plan?
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♪♪
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Danny...
got any crazy ideas?
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♪♪
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Listen up, people!
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We've got
T-minus eight minutes
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to booby-trap the shit
out of this house.
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We're talking
homemade explosives...
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deadly kitchenware...
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marbles all over
the floor.
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They should be sliding
they asses all over this place.
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Oh, and, guys?
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Really think about
your last quip
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before you go in
for the kill.
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It should be
short and punchy,
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but also emotional.
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Like, for example,
I may say,
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"Well, isn't this rich?"
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Then bam!
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You see,
that played on
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both their financial
circumstances
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and my own
personal history.
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Actually...
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that one's really good.
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Shit. I may use that.
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Oh, wow.
You're done finally.
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Good. Have you, um...
eaten your snack?
Yeah.
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Taken your shit?
Oh, yeah.
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Knee feeling good?
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Yeah.
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Great. Well...
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let's hunt.
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All right.
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Time's up.
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Prepare to die.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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The vents?
[ Chuckles ]
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Too easy.
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Florence: Aah!
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[ Grunting ]
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-What the hell is this?!
-It's a red flag, mother--
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Exhales deeply ]
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♪♪
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[ Grunts ]
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The hell?
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Half Pint!
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Oh, shit.
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Looks like you got a little pair
of nuts on you after all.
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[ Gunfire ]
Aah!
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Well, where you going,
little doggy?
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I got a treat for you.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Bruce coughing ]
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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Aah! Son of a --
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♪♪
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You sure
this is gonna work?
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Of course this is gonna work.
Why wouldn't it work?
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Because it's just
strings and marbles?
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Strings and marbles?
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You think this is just
strings and marbles?
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[ Chuckles ]
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Let me try and explain this
to you.
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Once he enters, he's gonna
slip on the marbles,
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stumble forward,
and trip the wire.
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That'll dump the syrup,
which will catch the fan,
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blasting him
with feathers.
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Momentarily blinded --
[ Groans ] --
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he'll reach for
the hot doorknob.
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[ Screams ]
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Then he'll fall
through the window.
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[ Screams ]
Plummeting!
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Straight to his death.
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Yeah, I just don't see
any of this actually working.
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[ Click in distance ]
[ Quietly ] Wait.
Shut the [bleep] up.
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Somebody's coming.
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This could be it.
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♪♪
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Hey! Get over here!
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Hey.
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It's the nerdy one.
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It would've been so much better
if it was Peabody,
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'cause we have that,
like, shared history --
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Danny!
[ Stammers ]
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[ Whispers indistinctly ]
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Shh! Shh, shh.
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[ Door opens ]
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Oh, I see.
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A little game of cat and --
Aah!
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[ Body thuds ]
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[ Marbles clattering ]
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Huh.
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You think he would've hit
the feathers by now.
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♪♪
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Oh.
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I did not
expect this.
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♪♪
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[ Lighter clinks ]
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Hey, there, friend.
Care for a drink?
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How about
our house specialty?
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We call it
a Molo-Todd cocktail.
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[ Screams ]
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[ Body thuds ]
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Hell, yeah!
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Are you freakin' kidding me?
Tell me someone saw that.
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Did anyone see that?
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Oh, my God!
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[ Grunting ]
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Freaking creep!
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Ow! That's me!
-Shit! Sorry.
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Aah!
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[ Both grunting ]
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♪♪
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Freeze!
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Drop the knife
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or I'll shoot you.
I swear to God.
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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You're the vegan,
right?
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What?
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What was it
you said again?
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That you respect
all life?
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[ Chuckles ]
You're not gonna kill me.
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♪♪
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Yeah, well...
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I'm a hypocrite, bitch.
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[ Gunshot ]
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[ Body thuds ]
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Ew!
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Eugh!
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[Bleep] It's in my mouth!
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Look at
his freakin' head.
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Oh, sick!
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Oh, it's so gross!
268
00:11:57,651 --> 00:11:59,184
Brewster: Half Pint!
269
00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:03,788
[ Breathing heavily ]
270
00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:06,124
Well, this is
more like it.
271
00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:10,663
Half Pint hiding
like a little bitch.
272
00:12:10,665 --> 00:12:12,731
I know you're in here.
273
00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:17,936
[ Singsong voice ]
Half Pint.
274
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:20,105
[ Normal voice ]
Come on out, little doggy.
275
00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:24,476
Now, where could he be?
276
00:12:24,478 --> 00:12:25,677
[ Door open ]
277
00:12:25,679 --> 00:12:27,412
Aaaaaah!
278
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,813
[ Grunting ]
279
00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:30,682
Take it! Take it!
280
00:12:30,684 --> 00:12:32,785
[ Both grunting ]
281
00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:36,020
Are you throwing
a trout at me?!
282
00:12:36,022 --> 00:12:41,894
♪♪
283
00:12:41,896 --> 00:12:47,966
♪♪
284
00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:50,969
[ Chuckles ]
285
00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:53,838
Well...
[ Gun cocks ]
286
00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,974
...looky here.
287
00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:59,644
Half Pint
is about to become No Pint.
288
00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:02,714
♪♪
289
00:13:02,716 --> 00:13:05,049
You know what?
290
00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:07,119
Do that little
funny dog bark
291
00:13:07,121 --> 00:13:09,154
for me one more time,
Half Pint.
292
00:13:10,524 --> 00:13:11,456
Hey.
293
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:14,526
I said bark funny
like a dog.
294
00:13:14,528 --> 00:13:18,663
♪♪
295
00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:21,533
No.
I'm not a dog.
296
00:13:21,535 --> 00:13:24,536
I'm a medium-sized man.
297
00:13:25,606 --> 00:13:27,005
Suit yourself.
298
00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:28,307
Karen: Hey.
299
00:13:29,744 --> 00:13:30,943
Woof woof.
300
00:13:30,945 --> 00:13:32,344
[ Grunts ]
301
00:13:34,148 --> 00:13:35,814
That big, old bitch.
302
00:13:37,884 --> 00:13:39,551
[ Body thuds ]
303
00:13:39,553 --> 00:13:41,954
Oh, my God.
304
00:13:41,956 --> 00:13:43,956
Hell, yeah, Karen!
305
00:13:43,958 --> 00:13:46,625
And that line --
"Woof woof"?
306
00:13:46,627 --> 00:13:48,293
I mean, come on!
307
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:50,094
That really
came full circle.
308
00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:52,831
I said it because that's
the sound a doggy makes.
309
00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:55,900
Yeah.
310
00:13:55,902 --> 00:14:03,108
♪♪
311
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:05,710
[ Gunshots in the distance ]
312
00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:07,646
♪♪
313
00:14:07,648 --> 00:14:09,181
[ Gun cocks ]
314
00:14:09,183 --> 00:14:11,115
[ Breathing shakily ]
315
00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:13,385
Shit!
316
00:14:13,387 --> 00:14:15,920
Oh, yeah.
317
00:14:15,922 --> 00:14:18,323
[ Grunts ]
318
00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:23,796
♪♪
319
00:14:23,798 --> 00:14:29,668
♪♪
320
00:14:29,670 --> 00:14:31,135
[ Gun clicks ]
321
00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:33,005
Steve:
Well, well, well.
322
00:14:33,007 --> 00:14:36,809
Look at
these tables turning.
323
00:14:36,811 --> 00:14:40,279
♪♪
324
00:14:48,189 --> 00:14:51,857
♪♪
325
00:14:51,859 --> 00:14:54,526
[ Glass clinking ]
Shh, shh, shh.
326
00:14:54,528 --> 00:14:56,327
[ Whispering ]
Someone's inside.
327
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:58,329
[ Whispering ]
Good thing we've got...
328
00:14:58,331 --> 00:14:59,631
my stick.
329
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,535
Yeah.
No, totally.
330
00:15:03,537 --> 00:15:06,005
It's just...
I have a gun now.
331
00:15:06,007 --> 00:15:08,273
So maybe
we just use that.
332
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:09,474
Yeah,
that makes sense.
333
00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:11,010
Let's do that.
Totally.
334
00:15:11,012 --> 00:15:12,211
Ready?
335
00:15:12,213 --> 00:15:16,215
♪♪
336
00:15:16,217 --> 00:15:18,684
[ Both breathing heavily ]
337
00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:22,221
[ Glass clinking ]
338
00:15:22,223 --> 00:15:24,689
Aaaaaaaaaaah!
339
00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:27,826
[ Slow-motion yelling,
glass breaking ]
340
00:15:27,828 --> 00:15:31,296
♪♪
341
00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:33,565
[ Breathing heavily ]
[ Gun clicking ]
342
00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:39,504
[ Muffled ]
What the [bleep]
343
00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:41,573
Oh, my God.
I am so sorry.
344
00:15:41,575 --> 00:15:43,308
I should've looked before
I started shooting.
345
00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:45,911
I realize that now.
This thing is crazy!
346
00:15:45,913 --> 00:15:47,046
Babe!
347
00:15:47,048 --> 00:15:48,847
[ Grunts ]
348
00:15:48,849 --> 00:15:51,182
[ Normal voice ] Ew. God.
You're covered in blood.
349
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:53,051
Well, yeah.
Florence killed a guy.
350
00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:54,453
Oh, nice.
351
00:15:54,455 --> 00:15:57,589
I lit a dude on fire.
It was so dope.
352
00:15:57,591 --> 00:15:58,790
But it was also
pretty gnarly.
353
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:01,260
I'm actually feeling
pretty weird about it.
354
00:16:01,262 --> 00:16:02,994
Where are the others?
355
00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:04,663
We're here.
356
00:16:04,665 --> 00:16:06,598
Oh, hey! What up?
357
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:08,533
Did you guys
kill your guys, too?
358
00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:10,269
Big-time.
Karen crossbowed
359
00:16:10,271 --> 00:16:14,005
that John Wayne-looking dipshit
right in the chest!
360
00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:15,640
We used
marbles.
361
00:16:16,477 --> 00:16:19,544
Wait.
Where's Steve?
Declan: Right here.
362
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,012
Nobody move
363
00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:24,816
or I will paint this room
with his brains.
364
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:27,619
I'm sorry!
He got the jump on me.
365
00:16:27,621 --> 00:16:29,755
I was in the study, and
I took a gun off the wall,
366
00:16:29,757 --> 00:16:31,623
but it turned out to be more
of a decorative number.
367
00:16:31,625 --> 00:16:33,558
Quiet, please.
It wouldn't shoot.
368
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:36,161
T-The barrel
wasn't even hollow.
Quiet!
369
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:38,998
-The trigger was glued.
-Quiet. Don't -- Stop.
370
00:16:40,301 --> 00:16:41,833
Here's what's
going to happen.
371
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,769
I'm going to my helicopter,
and I'm going to fly away.
372
00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:46,972
And if one of you so much
as farts in my direction,
373
00:16:46,974 --> 00:16:51,176
I will kill Steve,
and you don't want that, do you?
374
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:54,045
Because
you're all family!
375
00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:57,349
Isn't that
your whole goddamn thing?!
376
00:16:58,719 --> 00:17:00,585
Let's go.
[ Gasps ]
377
00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:03,522
Jesus Christ,
your hands smell like piss.
378
00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:05,924
♪♪
379
00:17:05,926 --> 00:17:07,726
[ Door opens ]
380
00:17:07,728 --> 00:17:10,461
Hey, Declan.
Wait.
381
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,131
We can figure
this out.
382
00:17:12,133 --> 00:17:13,732
No, we cannot.
383
00:17:13,734 --> 00:17:16,335
Because despite
your best efforts, you lost.
384
00:17:16,337 --> 00:17:18,069
It's like
I told Steve.
385
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:19,738
If you want
to kill the king,
386
00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:23,274
you have to keep your eyes
on the prize.
387
00:17:24,011 --> 00:17:25,944
[ Quietly ]
Eyes on the prize.
So long, everyone.
388
00:17:25,946 --> 00:17:28,480
You know, I wish I could say
it's been a pleasure, but --
389
00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:30,415
but honestly it hasn't.
390
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,617
I really despise
every one of you.
391
00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:34,153
[ Exhales sharply ]
392
00:17:34,155 --> 00:17:35,821
Chestmate.
393
00:17:37,358 --> 00:17:40,826
[ Breathing heavily ]
Did you just mean
to say "checkmate"?
394
00:17:40,828 --> 00:17:43,162
Oh, Christ. You are
the most stupid person --
395
00:17:43,164 --> 00:17:44,629
This is for Luther!
396
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,231
Aah!
[ All screaming ]
397
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:47,499
Aaaaaah!
398
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:49,368
Ow! My eye!
399
00:17:49,370 --> 00:17:50,902
Oh!
400
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,171
[ Grunts ]
401
00:17:52,173 --> 00:17:53,972
[ Body thuds ]
402
00:17:53,974 --> 00:18:00,045
♪♪
403
00:18:00,047 --> 00:18:02,381
I told you that little priest
would be the key
404
00:18:02,383 --> 00:18:03,915
to us getting
out of here.
405
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:05,116
[ Laughs ]
406
00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:07,386
[ All cheering ]
407
00:18:07,388 --> 00:18:09,654
-Whoo!
-Hell, yeah!
408
00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:13,324
♪♪
409
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:15,594
How the hell
do we get home?
410
00:18:15,596 --> 00:18:17,062
This is
a dumb question,
411
00:18:17,064 --> 00:18:19,264
but does anyone know
how to fly a helicopter?
412
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:21,200
Bruce: Someone
say "helicopter"?
413
00:18:21,202 --> 00:18:22,401
[ Gasps ]
414
00:18:22,403 --> 00:18:25,871
-Bruce!
[ All cheering ]
415
00:18:25,873 --> 00:18:27,806
You know how
to fly a helicopter?
416
00:18:27,808 --> 00:18:31,342
Unless some other Bruce Island
did three tours in Desert Storm.
417
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:33,412
Let's get the hell out of here
before I bleed out.
418
00:18:33,414 --> 00:18:36,281
Hell, yeah!
[ All cheering ]
419
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:44,289
♪♪
420
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:51,963
♪♪
421
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:56,768
[ Helicopter blades
whirring slowly in distance ]
422
00:18:56,770 --> 00:19:00,239
[ Whirring quickens ]
423
00:19:00,241 --> 00:19:04,843
♪♪
424
00:19:04,845 --> 00:19:07,312
What's that sound?
425
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:09,514
It's the chopper.
426
00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:10,982
Go!
427
00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:19,390
♪♪
428
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:20,926
Aloha, babies.
429
00:19:20,928 --> 00:19:22,661
Danny: Chet,
what are you doing?!
430
00:19:22,663 --> 00:19:25,064
If I let you go back,
ol' Chester's toast.
431
00:19:25,066 --> 00:19:28,600
You'll throw me in
the clink just 'cause
I murdered some dudes.
432
00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:30,802
You still don't get it.
433
00:19:30,804 --> 00:19:33,472
Chet is a survivor,
434
00:19:33,474 --> 00:19:34,606
and I plan to --
435
00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:37,208
What?!
436
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:38,410
What is
he saying?!
437
00:19:38,412 --> 00:19:40,211
I have
no idea!
438
00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:42,781
[ No audio ]
439
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:50,355
Jess: He can't actually fly
that thing, can he?!
440
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:53,024
Bruce: Without any training,
it's damn near impossible!
441
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:57,829
[ All shouting indistinctly ]
442
00:19:57,831 --> 00:19:59,965
Oh, God bless.
He's gonna crash!
443
00:19:59,967 --> 00:20:01,032
Oh!
444
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:08,707
♪♪
445
00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:12,044
[ Birds chirping ]
446
00:20:16,517 --> 00:20:18,617
[ Birds chirping ]
447
00:20:20,721 --> 00:20:23,254
Helen Mirren.
448
00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:25,324
Alive.
449
00:20:25,326 --> 00:20:27,526
James Earl Jones.
Ooh.
450
00:20:27,528 --> 00:20:29,728
I'm gonna say dead.
451
00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:32,598
I mean, can you even picture
a young James Earl Jones?
452
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,768
Holy shit.
No, I can't.
453
00:20:36,737 --> 00:20:38,203
[ Chuckles ]
454
00:20:38,205 --> 00:20:39,938
Tom Cruise.
455
00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:41,740
Why would
Tom Cruise be dead?
456
00:20:41,742 --> 00:20:44,009
He does a lot
of his own stunts.
457
00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:47,146
[ Grunts ]
458
00:20:47,148 --> 00:20:48,947
[ Engine starts ]
459
00:20:50,217 --> 00:20:51,617
Michael Jackson.
460
00:20:52,886 --> 00:20:55,154
Michael Jackson died
like 10 years ago. What?
461
00:20:55,156 --> 00:20:56,688
What?
462
00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:58,157
Michael Jackson is dead?
463
00:20:58,159 --> 00:20:59,558
How do you
not know about this?
464
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:02,227
Michael Jackson
the musician.
465
00:21:02,229 --> 00:21:03,228
Yeah.
466
00:21:03,230 --> 00:21:05,164
Oh, my God.
467
00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:07,366
That's so sad.
468
00:21:07,368 --> 00:21:09,100
Hold on a second.
469
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:10,836
Mayday, mayday.
It's a distress call.
470
00:21:10,838 --> 00:21:11,970
Anybody out there?
Over.
471
00:21:11,972 --> 00:21:14,239
It was a huge deal.
472
00:21:14,241 --> 00:21:17,376
Well, at least the King of Pop
is moonwalking in Heaven.
473
00:21:17,378 --> 00:21:20,111
You know that people thought
he was a pedophile, right?
474
00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:21,380
What?!
475
00:21:21,382 --> 00:21:22,914
It is shocking to me
476
00:21:22,916 --> 00:21:24,516
that you don't know
about any of this.
477
00:21:24,518 --> 00:21:27,786
Mayday, mayday.
This is a distress call. Over.
478
00:21:29,923 --> 00:21:32,524
Nobody out there?
Thank you for nothing.
Talk to you never.
479
00:21:32,526 --> 00:21:35,126
Why aren't more people
talking about this?
480
00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:37,929
People were talking about this
10 years ago!
481
00:21:37,931 --> 00:21:40,265
Woman: Hello?
482
00:21:40,267 --> 00:21:42,734
Hello?
483
00:21:42,736 --> 00:21:44,203
Are you there?
484
00:21:44,205 --> 00:21:50,409
♪♪
485
00:21:50,411 --> 00:21:55,680
♪♪
486
00:21:55,682 --> 00:21:57,149
We're here.