1 00:00:00,467 --> 00:00:01,733 Previously on "Wrecked"... What is that? 2 00:00:01,735 --> 00:00:02,735 It's a priest character from the game. 3 00:00:02,737 --> 00:00:04,202 I risked my life to steal this. 4 00:00:04,204 --> 00:00:05,337 -What?! -Come on! 5 00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:07,072 Hey, can you bark like a dog, Half Pint? 6 00:00:07,074 --> 00:00:09,274 [ Yipping ] [ Laughs ] 7 00:00:09,276 --> 00:00:10,609 Meat is murder. 8 00:00:10,611 --> 00:00:12,010 Oh, s-so you're a hypocrite. 9 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:14,412 I'm not a hypocrite. I value all life. 10 00:00:14,414 --> 00:00:16,749 Does anyone know any of our last names? 11 00:00:16,751 --> 00:00:19,417 See? We're no one to each other. 12 00:00:19,419 --> 00:00:20,619 [ Electricity crackles ] 13 00:00:20,621 --> 00:00:21,820 [ Beeps, unlatches ] She did it. 14 00:00:21,822 --> 00:00:23,488 Tell Declan you found us all 15 00:00:23,490 --> 00:00:25,089 barricaded at the power station! 16 00:00:25,091 --> 00:00:27,626 Once they get out of the mansion, we can slip right in. 17 00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:28,893 [ Spits ] Oh! 18 00:00:28,895 --> 00:00:29,828 I want them dead. 19 00:00:29,830 --> 00:00:31,496 Declan, what if they get to the radio? 20 00:00:31,498 --> 00:00:33,265 That won't be a problem. 21 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:39,972 ♪♪ 22 00:00:39,974 --> 00:00:42,641 I must say... 23 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:44,977 you've put on one hell of a show, 24 00:00:44,979 --> 00:00:48,046 but we now have you surrounded, 25 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:50,715 and you have nowhere left to run. 26 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:53,718 So I'll make this easy for you. 27 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,988 If you come out now, 28 00:00:55,990 --> 00:00:59,257 I will honor the terms of our original agreement 29 00:00:59,259 --> 00:01:01,726 and spare one of your lives. 30 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:05,998 But if you decide to stay inside my home, 31 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,266 hiding like cowards, 32 00:01:08,268 --> 00:01:10,068 I will kill you all. 33 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:12,604 ♪♪ 34 00:01:12,606 --> 00:01:14,673 As befitting a gentleman, 35 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:16,341 I'll give you 30 seconds to decide. 36 00:01:16,343 --> 00:01:17,676 Hey, Dec. Dec. [ Grunts ] 37 00:01:17,678 --> 00:01:19,744 Your choice is -- What? What? What? What?! 38 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:22,280 What are you muttering about?! I got-- I gotta go. 39 00:01:22,282 --> 00:01:23,816 You're pulling my leg. 40 00:01:23,818 --> 00:01:25,818 Can't that wait? -No, it can't! 41 00:01:25,820 --> 00:01:28,620 Nature calls. I gotta answer this sombitch. 42 00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:30,288 Honestly, I'd love a little breather. 43 00:01:30,290 --> 00:01:32,891 My, uh, jumper's knee is kinda acting up. I gotta -- 44 00:01:32,893 --> 00:01:35,560 Hell, if we're taking a break, I could slam a protein bar. 45 00:01:35,562 --> 00:01:37,295 Jesus Christ. 46 00:01:37,297 --> 00:01:38,831 Fi-- How long do you need? 47 00:01:38,833 --> 00:01:40,765 [ Sighs ] Ideally, 15. 48 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:43,235 But I mean, I could, like, muscle it out in 10 if -- 49 00:01:43,237 --> 00:01:45,237 Stop. Stop. Stop talking. 50 00:01:45,972 --> 00:01:47,772 10 minutes! You've got 10 minutes, 51 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:50,509 then we come in and kill you all, all right?! 52 00:01:50,511 --> 00:01:53,178 All right?! 53 00:01:53,180 --> 00:01:54,379 Christ on the cross. 54 00:01:54,381 --> 00:01:55,914 I'm trying to create a sense of menace, 55 00:01:55,916 --> 00:01:57,982 a sense of -- of dread... [ Farts ] 56 00:01:57,984 --> 00:01:59,651 ...and you tits are ruining it! 57 00:01:59,653 --> 00:02:01,520 [ Farting continues ] 58 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:03,988 [ Wrapper crinkles ] 59 00:02:03,990 --> 00:02:05,758 Declan, you want some of this, man? Shut -- 60 00:02:08,929 --> 00:02:16,601 ♪♪ 61 00:02:16,603 --> 00:02:19,804 Well, if we surrender, maybe one of us could live? 62 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:22,807 The rich -- they'll hunt whoever wins. 63 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:26,478 Declan told me. They're gonna kill us all. 64 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,413 [ Thunder rumbles ] 65 00:02:28,415 --> 00:02:30,148 Well, then, that's that. 66 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:34,953 ♪♪ 67 00:02:34,955 --> 00:02:36,088 No. 68 00:02:36,090 --> 00:02:39,024 No, we are not gonna die here today. 69 00:02:40,294 --> 00:02:43,361 We are gonna get out of this together. 70 00:02:43,363 --> 00:02:44,863 Because Danny was right. 71 00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:47,099 We're a family. 72 00:02:47,101 --> 00:02:50,102 No, we're not. You said it yourself. 73 00:02:50,104 --> 00:02:52,371 We don't even know each other's last names. 74 00:02:52,373 --> 00:02:58,110 ♪♪ 75 00:02:58,112 --> 00:02:59,111 [ Sighs ] 76 00:02:59,113 --> 00:03:01,113 You want to know what my last name is? 77 00:03:01,115 --> 00:03:03,515 ♪♪ 78 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:06,050 It's the same as all of yours. 79 00:03:06,052 --> 00:03:09,521 It's "Island." 80 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:12,391 My name is Owen Island. 81 00:03:12,393 --> 00:03:14,259 ♪♪ 82 00:03:14,261 --> 00:03:16,328 -What? -What are you talking about? 83 00:03:16,330 --> 00:03:18,597 -Your last name is "Island"? -We-- 84 00:03:18,599 --> 00:03:20,933 That's dumb. I mean, is it Dutch? 85 00:03:20,935 --> 00:03:23,201 It's not [chuckles] actually my last name. 86 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,604 Obviously, I'm not Owen Isl-- I'm saying -- 87 00:03:25,606 --> 00:03:27,539 I'm thinking of a name that would unify us 88 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:29,274 because we all crashed on an island. 89 00:03:29,276 --> 00:03:30,542 Um... 90 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:33,545 Look... 91 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:36,548 when we crashed, we were just a bunch of strangers 92 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,817 stuck together. 93 00:03:38,819 --> 00:03:41,820 But we have been through so much, 94 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:44,356 that now we really are like a family. 95 00:03:45,159 --> 00:03:48,160 So, it doesn't matter what our last names were. 96 00:03:48,162 --> 00:03:51,964 What -- What -- What matters is that now... 97 00:03:51,966 --> 00:03:54,833 we may as well share a name. 98 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:57,770 My last name's Island, too. 99 00:03:57,772 --> 00:03:59,437 I'm Danny Island. 100 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:01,774 ♪♪ 101 00:04:01,776 --> 00:04:03,876 Then I'm Florence Island. 102 00:04:05,646 --> 00:04:07,613 And I'm Jess Island. 103 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,717 Yeah, I'm... 104 00:04:12,719 --> 00:04:14,252 Todd Island. 105 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:17,922 But sometimes we bang, so... are you, like, my sister? 106 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:19,324 I don't really know how this works. 107 00:04:19,326 --> 00:04:21,125 I'm Karen Cushman-Island. 108 00:04:21,127 --> 00:04:22,927 Didn't change my name for Anthony, 109 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:24,729 and I'm sure as shit not gonna change it for you, 110 00:04:24,731 --> 00:04:26,865 but I'm happy to hyphenate. 111 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:28,200 All right, y'all ain't gonna believe this, 112 00:04:28,202 --> 00:04:31,603 but my actual last name is Island. 113 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,672 I'm Bruce Island. Hand to Jesus. 114 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:36,741 I'm Stewart Island! 115 00:04:37,544 --> 00:04:40,278 Yep, I'm changing both my names. I've always hated "Steve." 116 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,748 Uh, Steve, that's not really the -- Stewart. 117 00:04:43,684 --> 00:04:46,018 It's Stewart. -[ Grunts ] 118 00:04:46,020 --> 00:04:47,419 Oh, my God! 119 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:50,222 [ Groans ] 120 00:04:50,224 --> 00:04:52,090 And I'm Pack Island! 121 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:55,227 Have you just been hiding there this whole time? Yeah, I have. 122 00:04:55,229 --> 00:04:56,761 And even though it was kinda muffled, 123 00:04:56,763 --> 00:04:58,697 I agree with everything. 124 00:04:58,699 --> 00:05:01,033 And I'm done hiding. I'm ready to fight! 125 00:05:01,035 --> 00:05:03,702 So let's stick it to those rich assholes, huh?! 126 00:05:03,704 --> 00:05:05,037 Yeah! -Yeah! 127 00:05:05,039 --> 00:05:06,705 -Yeah! Let's do it! -I love family! 128 00:05:06,707 --> 00:05:09,574 So...what's the plan? 129 00:05:09,576 --> 00:05:13,045 ♪♪ 130 00:05:13,047 --> 00:05:16,248 Danny... got any crazy ideas? 131 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:20,452 ♪♪ 132 00:05:20,454 --> 00:05:22,187 Listen up, people! 133 00:05:22,189 --> 00:05:23,922 We've got T-minus eight minutes 134 00:05:23,924 --> 00:05:26,525 to booby-trap the shit out of this house. 135 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:29,862 We're talking homemade explosives... 136 00:05:29,864 --> 00:05:32,997 deadly kitchenware... 137 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:35,534 marbles all over the floor. 138 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:39,672 They should be sliding they asses all over this place. 139 00:05:39,674 --> 00:05:42,074 Oh, and, guys? 140 00:05:42,076 --> 00:05:44,008 Really think about your last quip 141 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:45,878 before you go in for the kill. 142 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:47,812 It should be short and punchy, 143 00:05:47,814 --> 00:05:50,148 but also emotional. 144 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:53,218 Like, for example, I may say, 145 00:05:53,220 --> 00:05:55,354 "Well, isn't this rich?" 146 00:05:55,356 --> 00:05:56,821 Then bam! 147 00:05:56,823 --> 00:05:58,090 You see, that played on 148 00:05:58,092 --> 00:05:59,892 both their financial circumstances 149 00:05:59,894 --> 00:06:03,095 and my own personal history. 150 00:06:03,097 --> 00:06:04,629 Actually... 151 00:06:04,631 --> 00:06:06,498 that one's really good. 152 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:08,267 Shit. I may use that. 153 00:06:09,503 --> 00:06:11,503 Oh, wow. You're done finally. 154 00:06:11,505 --> 00:06:14,306 Good. Have you, um... eaten your snack? Yeah. 155 00:06:14,308 --> 00:06:15,840 Taken your shit? Oh, yeah. 156 00:06:15,842 --> 00:06:17,642 Knee feeling good? 157 00:06:17,644 --> 00:06:18,843 Yeah. 158 00:06:18,845 --> 00:06:20,845 Great. Well... 159 00:06:20,847 --> 00:06:23,582 let's hunt. 160 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:25,517 All right. 161 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:28,587 Time's up. 162 00:06:28,589 --> 00:06:30,455 Prepare to die. 163 00:06:30,457 --> 00:06:35,127 ♪♪ 164 00:06:37,664 --> 00:06:45,470 ♪♪ 165 00:06:45,472 --> 00:06:53,145 ♪♪ 166 00:06:53,147 --> 00:07:00,953 ♪♪ 167 00:07:00,955 --> 00:07:08,693 ♪♪ 168 00:07:08,695 --> 00:07:10,362 The vents? [ Chuckles ] 169 00:07:10,364 --> 00:07:12,230 Too easy. 170 00:07:12,232 --> 00:07:14,299 Florence: Aah! 171 00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:16,635 [ Grunting ] 172 00:07:16,637 --> 00:07:19,304 -What the hell is this?! -It's a red flag, mother-- 173 00:07:19,306 --> 00:07:28,513 ♪♪ 174 00:07:28,515 --> 00:07:37,522 ♪♪ 175 00:07:37,524 --> 00:07:39,524 [ Exhales deeply ] 176 00:07:39,526 --> 00:07:42,126 ♪♪ 177 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:43,896 [ Grunts ] 178 00:07:47,267 --> 00:07:48,867 The hell? 179 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:51,603 Half Pint! 180 00:07:51,605 --> 00:07:53,205 Oh, shit. 181 00:07:53,207 --> 00:07:56,875 Looks like you got a little pair of nuts on you after all. 182 00:07:56,877 --> 00:07:58,610 [ Gunfire ] Aah! 183 00:07:58,612 --> 00:08:00,945 Well, where you going, little doggy? 184 00:08:00,947 --> 00:08:02,547 I got a treat for you. 185 00:08:02,549 --> 00:08:11,423 ♪♪ 186 00:08:11,425 --> 00:08:20,298 ♪♪ 187 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:22,034 [ Bruce coughing ] 188 00:08:23,770 --> 00:08:25,637 [ Breathing heavily ] 189 00:08:29,243 --> 00:08:31,510 Aah! Son of a -- 190 00:08:31,512 --> 00:08:34,913 ♪♪ 191 00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:36,448 You sure this is gonna work? 192 00:08:36,450 --> 00:08:38,917 Of course this is gonna work. Why wouldn't it work? 193 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:41,053 Because it's just strings and marbles? 194 00:08:42,389 --> 00:08:44,657 Strings and marbles? 195 00:08:44,659 --> 00:08:47,926 You think this is just strings and marbles? 196 00:08:49,463 --> 00:08:50,929 [ Chuckles ] 197 00:08:50,931 --> 00:08:53,866 Let me try and explain this to you. 198 00:08:53,868 --> 00:08:56,134 Once he enters, he's gonna slip on the marbles, 199 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:58,002 stumble forward, and trip the wire. 200 00:08:58,004 --> 00:09:01,005 That'll dump the syrup, which will catch the fan, 201 00:09:01,007 --> 00:09:02,340 blasting him with feathers. 202 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:04,409 Momentarily blinded -- [ Groans ] -- 203 00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:06,144 he'll reach for the hot doorknob. 204 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:09,347 [ Screams ] 205 00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:10,749 Then he'll fall through the window. 206 00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:12,818 [ Screams ] Plummeting! 207 00:09:13,888 --> 00:09:15,688 Straight to his death. 208 00:09:16,957 --> 00:09:18,690 Yeah, I just don't see any of this actually working. 209 00:09:18,692 --> 00:09:20,559 [ Click in distance ] [ Quietly ] Wait. Shut the [bleep] up. 210 00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:22,761 Somebody's coming. 211 00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:24,429 This could be it. 212 00:09:24,431 --> 00:09:28,233 ♪♪ 213 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:29,902 Hey! Get over here! 214 00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:32,704 Hey. 215 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:34,172 It's the nerdy one. 216 00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:35,840 It would've been so much better if it was Peabody, 217 00:09:35,842 --> 00:09:37,376 'cause we have that, like, shared history -- 218 00:09:37,378 --> 00:09:39,311 Danny! [ Stammers ] 219 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:42,380 [ Whispers indistinctly ] 220 00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:43,982 Shh! Shh, shh. 221 00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:45,384 [ Door opens ] 222 00:09:45,386 --> 00:09:48,120 Oh, I see. 223 00:09:48,923 --> 00:09:51,590 A little game of cat and -- Aah! 224 00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:52,391 [ Body thuds ] 225 00:09:52,393 --> 00:09:57,129 [ Marbles clattering ] 226 00:09:57,131 --> 00:09:58,397 Huh. 227 00:09:58,399 --> 00:10:01,000 You think he would've hit the feathers by now. 228 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:10,008 ♪♪ 229 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,744 Oh. 230 00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:17,816 I did not expect this. 231 00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:20,485 ♪♪ 232 00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:22,021 [ Lighter clinks ] 233 00:10:23,758 --> 00:10:26,291 Hey, there, friend. Care for a drink? 234 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:28,827 How about our house specialty? 235 00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:32,697 We call it a Molo-Todd cocktail. 236 00:10:32,699 --> 00:10:38,437 [ Screams ] 237 00:10:38,439 --> 00:10:40,406 [ Body thuds ] 238 00:10:42,643 --> 00:10:44,509 Hell, yeah! 239 00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:47,712 Are you freakin' kidding me? Tell me someone saw that. 240 00:10:47,714 --> 00:10:49,247 Did anyone see that? 241 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:52,450 Oh, my God! 242 00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:54,319 [ Grunting ] 243 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:55,988 Freaking creep! 244 00:10:55,990 --> 00:10:59,057 Ow! That's me! -Shit! Sorry. 245 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:01,726 Aah! 246 00:11:01,728 --> 00:11:03,662 [ Both grunting ] 247 00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:10,402 ♪♪ 248 00:11:10,404 --> 00:11:11,403 Freeze! 249 00:11:11,405 --> 00:11:12,805 Drop the knife 250 00:11:12,807 --> 00:11:15,139 or I'll shoot you. I swear to God. 251 00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:17,342 [ Breathing heavily ] 252 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,478 You're the vegan, right? 253 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:20,745 What? 254 00:11:20,747 --> 00:11:22,080 What was it you said again? 255 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:24,949 That you respect all life? 256 00:11:24,951 --> 00:11:27,686 [ Chuckles ] You're not gonna kill me. 257 00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:32,891 ♪♪ 258 00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:34,827 Yeah, well... 259 00:11:34,829 --> 00:11:37,029 I'm a hypocrite, bitch. 260 00:11:37,764 --> 00:11:39,431 [ Gunshot ] 261 00:11:39,433 --> 00:11:40,733 [ Body thuds ] 262 00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:45,437 Ew! 263 00:11:45,439 --> 00:11:46,905 Eugh! 264 00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:49,107 [Bleep] It's in my mouth! 265 00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:51,710 Look at his freakin' head. 266 00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:53,912 Oh, sick! 267 00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:56,081 Oh, it's so gross! 268 00:11:57,651 --> 00:11:59,184 Brewster: Half Pint! 269 00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:03,788 [ Breathing heavily ] 270 00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:06,124 Well, this is more like it. 271 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:10,663 Half Pint hiding like a little bitch. 272 00:12:10,665 --> 00:12:12,731 I know you're in here. 273 00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:17,936 [ Singsong voice ] Half Pint. 274 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:20,105 [ Normal voice ] Come on out, little doggy. 275 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:24,476 Now, where could he be? 276 00:12:24,478 --> 00:12:25,677 [ Door open ] 277 00:12:25,679 --> 00:12:27,412 Aaaaaah! 278 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,813 [ Grunting ] 279 00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:30,682 Take it! Take it! 280 00:12:30,684 --> 00:12:32,785 [ Both grunting ] 281 00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:36,020 Are you throwing a trout at me?! 282 00:12:36,022 --> 00:12:41,894 ♪♪ 283 00:12:41,896 --> 00:12:47,966 ♪♪ 284 00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:50,969 [ Chuckles ] 285 00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:53,838 Well... [ Gun cocks ] 286 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,974 ...looky here. 287 00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:59,644 Half Pint is about to become No Pint. 288 00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:02,714 ♪♪ 289 00:13:02,716 --> 00:13:05,049 You know what? 290 00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:07,119 Do that little funny dog bark 291 00:13:07,121 --> 00:13:09,154 for me one more time, Half Pint. 292 00:13:10,524 --> 00:13:11,456 Hey. 293 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:14,526 I said bark funny like a dog. 294 00:13:14,528 --> 00:13:18,663 ♪♪ 295 00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:21,533 No. I'm not a dog. 296 00:13:21,535 --> 00:13:24,536 I'm a medium-sized man. 297 00:13:25,606 --> 00:13:27,005 Suit yourself. 298 00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:28,307 Karen: Hey. 299 00:13:29,744 --> 00:13:30,943 Woof woof. 300 00:13:30,945 --> 00:13:32,344 [ Grunts ] 301 00:13:34,148 --> 00:13:35,814 That big, old bitch. 302 00:13:37,884 --> 00:13:39,551 [ Body thuds ] 303 00:13:39,553 --> 00:13:41,954 Oh, my God. 304 00:13:41,956 --> 00:13:43,956 Hell, yeah, Karen! 305 00:13:43,958 --> 00:13:46,625 And that line -- "Woof woof"? 306 00:13:46,627 --> 00:13:48,293 I mean, come on! 307 00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:50,094 That really came full circle. 308 00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:52,831 I said it because that's the sound a doggy makes. 309 00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:55,900 Yeah. 310 00:13:55,902 --> 00:14:03,108 ♪♪ 311 00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:05,710 [ Gunshots in the distance ] 312 00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:07,646 ♪♪ 313 00:14:07,648 --> 00:14:09,181 [ Gun cocks ] 314 00:14:09,183 --> 00:14:11,115 [ Breathing shakily ] 315 00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:13,385 Shit! 316 00:14:13,387 --> 00:14:15,920 Oh, yeah. 317 00:14:15,922 --> 00:14:18,323 [ Grunts ] 318 00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:23,796 ♪♪ 319 00:14:23,798 --> 00:14:29,668 ♪♪ 320 00:14:29,670 --> 00:14:31,135 [ Gun clicks ] 321 00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:33,005 Steve: Well, well, well. 322 00:14:33,007 --> 00:14:36,809 Look at these tables turning. 323 00:14:36,811 --> 00:14:40,279 ♪♪ 324 00:14:48,189 --> 00:14:51,857 ♪♪ 325 00:14:51,859 --> 00:14:54,526 [ Glass clinking ] Shh, shh, shh. 326 00:14:54,528 --> 00:14:56,327 [ Whispering ] Someone's inside. 327 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:58,329 [ Whispering ] Good thing we've got... 328 00:14:58,331 --> 00:14:59,631 my stick. 329 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,535 Yeah. No, totally. 330 00:15:03,537 --> 00:15:06,005 It's just... I have a gun now. 331 00:15:06,007 --> 00:15:08,273 So maybe we just use that. 332 00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:09,474 Yeah, that makes sense. 333 00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:11,010 Let's do that. Totally. 334 00:15:11,012 --> 00:15:12,211 Ready? 335 00:15:12,213 --> 00:15:16,215 ♪♪ 336 00:15:16,217 --> 00:15:18,684 [ Both breathing heavily ] 337 00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:22,221 [ Glass clinking ] 338 00:15:22,223 --> 00:15:24,689 Aaaaaaaaaaah! 339 00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:27,826 [ Slow-motion yelling, glass breaking ] 340 00:15:27,828 --> 00:15:31,296 ♪♪ 341 00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:33,565 [ Breathing heavily ] [ Gun clicking ] 342 00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:39,504 [ Muffled ] What the [bleep] 343 00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:41,573 Oh, my God. I am so sorry. 344 00:15:41,575 --> 00:15:43,308 I should've looked before I started shooting. 345 00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:45,911 I realize that now. This thing is crazy! 346 00:15:45,913 --> 00:15:47,046 Babe! 347 00:15:47,048 --> 00:15:48,847 [ Grunts ] 348 00:15:48,849 --> 00:15:51,182 [ Normal voice ] Ew. God. You're covered in blood. 349 00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:53,051 Well, yeah. Florence killed a guy. 350 00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:54,453 Oh, nice. 351 00:15:54,455 --> 00:15:57,589 I lit a dude on fire. It was so dope. 352 00:15:57,591 --> 00:15:58,790 But it was also pretty gnarly. 353 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:01,260 I'm actually feeling pretty weird about it. 354 00:16:01,262 --> 00:16:02,994 Where are the others? 355 00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:04,663 We're here. 356 00:16:04,665 --> 00:16:06,598 Oh, hey! What up? 357 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:08,533 Did you guys kill your guys, too? 358 00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:10,269 Big-time. Karen crossbowed 359 00:16:10,271 --> 00:16:14,005 that John Wayne-looking dipshit right in the chest! 360 00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:15,640 We used marbles. 361 00:16:16,477 --> 00:16:19,544 Wait. Where's Steve? Declan: Right here. 362 00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,012 Nobody move 363 00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:24,816 or I will paint this room with his brains. 364 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:27,619 I'm sorry! He got the jump on me. 365 00:16:27,621 --> 00:16:29,755 I was in the study, and I took a gun off the wall, 366 00:16:29,757 --> 00:16:31,623 but it turned out to be more of a decorative number. 367 00:16:31,625 --> 00:16:33,558 Quiet, please. It wouldn't shoot. 368 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:36,161 T-The barrel wasn't even hollow. Quiet! 369 00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:38,998 -The trigger was glued. -Quiet. Don't -- Stop. 370 00:16:40,301 --> 00:16:41,833 Here's what's going to happen. 371 00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,769 I'm going to my helicopter, and I'm going to fly away. 372 00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:46,972 And if one of you so much as farts in my direction, 373 00:16:46,974 --> 00:16:51,176 I will kill Steve, and you don't want that, do you? 374 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:54,045 Because you're all family! 375 00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:57,349 Isn't that your whole goddamn thing?! 376 00:16:58,719 --> 00:17:00,585 Let's go. [ Gasps ] 377 00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:03,522 Jesus Christ, your hands smell like piss. 378 00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:05,924 ♪♪ 379 00:17:05,926 --> 00:17:07,726 [ Door opens ] 380 00:17:07,728 --> 00:17:10,461 Hey, Declan. Wait. 381 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,131 We can figure this out. 382 00:17:12,133 --> 00:17:13,732 No, we cannot. 383 00:17:13,734 --> 00:17:16,335 Because despite your best efforts, you lost. 384 00:17:16,337 --> 00:17:18,069 It's like I told Steve. 385 00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:19,738 If you want to kill the king, 386 00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:23,274 you have to keep your eyes on the prize. 387 00:17:24,011 --> 00:17:25,944 [ Quietly ] Eyes on the prize. So long, everyone. 388 00:17:25,946 --> 00:17:28,480 You know, I wish I could say it's been a pleasure, but -- 389 00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:30,415 but honestly it hasn't. 390 00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,617 I really despise every one of you. 391 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:34,153 [ Exhales sharply ] 392 00:17:34,155 --> 00:17:35,821 Chestmate. 393 00:17:37,358 --> 00:17:40,826 [ Breathing heavily ] Did you just mean to say "checkmate"? 394 00:17:40,828 --> 00:17:43,162 Oh, Christ. You are the most stupid person -- 395 00:17:43,164 --> 00:17:44,629 This is for Luther! 396 00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,231 Aah! [ All screaming ] 397 00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:47,499 Aaaaaah! 398 00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:49,368 Ow! My eye! 399 00:17:49,370 --> 00:17:50,902 Oh! 400 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,171 [ Grunts ] 401 00:17:52,173 --> 00:17:53,972 [ Body thuds ] 402 00:17:53,974 --> 00:18:00,045 ♪♪ 403 00:18:00,047 --> 00:18:02,381 I told you that little priest would be the key 404 00:18:02,383 --> 00:18:03,915 to us getting out of here. 405 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:05,116 [ Laughs ] 406 00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:07,386 [ All cheering ] 407 00:18:07,388 --> 00:18:09,654 -Whoo! -Hell, yeah! 408 00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:13,324 ♪♪ 409 00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:15,594 How the hell do we get home? 410 00:18:15,596 --> 00:18:17,062 This is a dumb question, 411 00:18:17,064 --> 00:18:19,264 but does anyone know how to fly a helicopter? 412 00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:21,200 Bruce: Someone say "helicopter"? 413 00:18:21,202 --> 00:18:22,401 [ Gasps ] 414 00:18:22,403 --> 00:18:25,871 -Bruce! [ All cheering ] 415 00:18:25,873 --> 00:18:27,806 You know how to fly a helicopter? 416 00:18:27,808 --> 00:18:31,342 Unless some other Bruce Island did three tours in Desert Storm. 417 00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:33,412 Let's get the hell out of here before I bleed out. 418 00:18:33,414 --> 00:18:36,281 Hell, yeah! [ All cheering ] 419 00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:44,289 ♪♪ 420 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:51,963 ♪♪ 421 00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:56,768 [ Helicopter blades whirring slowly in distance ] 422 00:18:56,770 --> 00:19:00,239 [ Whirring quickens ] 423 00:19:00,241 --> 00:19:04,843 ♪♪ 424 00:19:04,845 --> 00:19:07,312 What's that sound? 425 00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:09,514 It's the chopper. 426 00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:10,982 Go! 427 00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:19,390 ♪♪ 428 00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:20,926 Aloha, babies. 429 00:19:20,928 --> 00:19:22,661 Danny: Chet, what are you doing?! 430 00:19:22,663 --> 00:19:25,064 If I let you go back, ol' Chester's toast. 431 00:19:25,066 --> 00:19:28,600 You'll throw me in the clink just 'cause I murdered some dudes. 432 00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:30,802 You still don't get it. 433 00:19:30,804 --> 00:19:33,472 Chet is a survivor, 434 00:19:33,474 --> 00:19:34,606 and I plan to -- 435 00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:37,208 What?! 436 00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:38,410 What is he saying?! 437 00:19:38,412 --> 00:19:40,211 I have no idea! 438 00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:42,781 [ No audio ] 439 00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:50,355 Jess: He can't actually fly that thing, can he?! 440 00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:53,024 Bruce: Without any training, it's damn near impossible! 441 00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:57,829 [ All shouting indistinctly ] 442 00:19:57,831 --> 00:19:59,965 Oh, God bless. He's gonna crash! 443 00:19:59,967 --> 00:20:01,032 Oh! 444 00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:08,707 ♪♪ 445 00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:12,044 [ Birds chirping ] 446 00:20:16,517 --> 00:20:18,617 [ Birds chirping ] 447 00:20:20,721 --> 00:20:23,254 Helen Mirren. 448 00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:25,324 Alive. 449 00:20:25,326 --> 00:20:27,526 James Earl Jones. Ooh. 450 00:20:27,528 --> 00:20:29,728 I'm gonna say dead. 451 00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:32,598 I mean, can you even picture a young James Earl Jones? 452 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,768 Holy shit. No, I can't. 453 00:20:36,737 --> 00:20:38,203 [ Chuckles ] 454 00:20:38,205 --> 00:20:39,938 Tom Cruise. 455 00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:41,740 Why would Tom Cruise be dead? 456 00:20:41,742 --> 00:20:44,009 He does a lot of his own stunts. 457 00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:47,146 [ Grunts ] 458 00:20:47,148 --> 00:20:48,947 [ Engine starts ] 459 00:20:50,217 --> 00:20:51,617 Michael Jackson. 460 00:20:52,886 --> 00:20:55,154 Michael Jackson died like 10 years ago. What? 461 00:20:55,156 --> 00:20:56,688 What? 462 00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:58,157 Michael Jackson is dead? 463 00:20:58,159 --> 00:20:59,558 How do you not know about this? 464 00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:02,227 Michael Jackson the musician. 465 00:21:02,229 --> 00:21:03,228 Yeah. 466 00:21:03,230 --> 00:21:05,164 Oh, my God. 467 00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:07,366 That's so sad. 468 00:21:07,368 --> 00:21:09,100 Hold on a second. 469 00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:10,836 Mayday, mayday. It's a distress call. 470 00:21:10,838 --> 00:21:11,970 Anybody out there? Over. 471 00:21:11,972 --> 00:21:14,239 It was a huge deal. 472 00:21:14,241 --> 00:21:17,376 Well, at least the King of Pop is moonwalking in Heaven. 473 00:21:17,378 --> 00:21:20,111 You know that people thought he was a pedophile, right? 474 00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:21,380 What?! 475 00:21:21,382 --> 00:21:22,914 It is shocking to me 476 00:21:22,916 --> 00:21:24,516 that you don't know about any of this. 477 00:21:24,518 --> 00:21:27,786 Mayday, mayday. This is a distress call. Over. 478 00:21:29,923 --> 00:21:32,524 Nobody out there? Thank you for nothing. Talk to you never. 479 00:21:32,526 --> 00:21:35,126 Why aren't more people talking about this? 480 00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:37,929 People were talking about this 10 years ago! 481 00:21:37,931 --> 00:21:40,265 Woman: Hello? 482 00:21:40,267 --> 00:21:42,734 Hello? 483 00:21:42,736 --> 00:21:44,203 Are you there? 484 00:21:44,205 --> 00:21:50,409 ♪♪ 485 00:21:50,411 --> 00:21:55,680 ♪♪ 486 00:21:55,682 --> 00:21:57,149 We're here.