1 00:00:00,867 --> 00:00:01,733 [ Electricity crackles ] Jess! 2 00:00:01,802 --> 00:00:03,936 -Where am I? -She thinks she's in college. 3 00:00:03,938 --> 00:00:05,337 You ruined my life. 4 00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:06,404 I never want to see you again. 5 00:00:06,406 --> 00:00:07,806 I wish to speak with your leader. 6 00:00:07,808 --> 00:00:09,207 You think that Steve is the leader? 7 00:00:09,209 --> 00:00:10,809 Martha: Welcome...to The Hunt. 8 00:00:10,811 --> 00:00:14,212 Don't you get it?! There can only be one survivor. 9 00:00:14,214 --> 00:00:17,149 [ Screaming ] 10 00:00:17,151 --> 00:00:18,817 -What happened? -Chet killed Steve. 11 00:00:18,819 --> 00:00:20,552 -Holy shit. -Game on, babies! 12 00:00:20,554 --> 00:00:21,820 Chet's in The Hunt now! 13 00:00:23,157 --> 00:00:24,689 ♪♪ 14 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:26,358 Chet? What are you doing? 15 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:27,626 Don't you get it? 16 00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:29,762 There can only be one winner, 17 00:00:29,764 --> 00:00:31,229 so I'm gonna live, 18 00:00:31,231 --> 00:00:33,966 and I'm gonna collect that sweet cash prize. 19 00:00:33,968 --> 00:00:36,434 What? There is no cash prize! 20 00:00:36,436 --> 00:00:37,770 That you know of! 21 00:00:37,772 --> 00:00:39,838 Now, hold still, 'cause Daddy's only got 22 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:42,441 one more of these tiny, sharp spears, 23 00:00:42,443 --> 00:00:46,044 and I'm not that good... 24 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:48,113 Aaaaaah! 25 00:00:48,115 --> 00:00:49,081 God bless. 26 00:00:50,451 --> 00:00:52,450 [ All gasp ] 27 00:00:52,452 --> 00:00:53,518 Yes! 28 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:55,253 I'm freakin' Legolas! 29 00:00:55,255 --> 00:00:56,921 Ohhh! 30 00:00:56,923 --> 00:00:59,391 That's just the beginning, babies. 31 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,660 Things are about to get a lot weirder. 32 00:01:01,662 --> 00:01:02,927 [ Exhales sharply ] 33 00:01:02,929 --> 00:01:04,863 -Let's get out of here. -Yeah. 34 00:01:04,865 --> 00:01:06,931 [ Groaning ] 35 00:01:06,933 --> 00:01:08,533 Somebody pull this arrow out of me! 36 00:01:08,535 --> 00:01:09,734 Owen, give me your hand! 37 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:11,069 Oh, I don't think I'm really gonna -- 38 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,937 Aah! [ Groaning ] Oh! Aah! 39 00:01:12,939 --> 00:01:14,406 Somebody pull it out of her now! 40 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:15,607 All right! Do it! 41 00:01:15,609 --> 00:01:16,809 [ Exhales sharply ] I'll do it. 42 00:01:16,811 --> 00:01:18,877 [ Exhales sharply ] 43 00:01:18,879 --> 00:01:20,078 [ Retches ] 44 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,680 I feel like it's already starting to smell. 45 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:22,681 Come on! 46 00:01:22,683 --> 00:01:26,084 [ Groans ] 47 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,619 -Oh, come on! -Oh, my God. Are you kidding? 48 00:01:27,621 --> 00:01:29,021 Danny, pull it out. 49 00:01:29,023 --> 00:01:30,155 -Aah! -I don't -- 50 00:01:30,157 --> 00:01:31,289 I don't know how to do that! 51 00:01:31,291 --> 00:01:32,691 Just twist and pull! You twist and pull! 52 00:01:32,693 --> 00:01:34,159 Okay! Okay! 53 00:01:34,161 --> 00:01:36,561 All right. [ Whimpers ] 54 00:01:36,563 --> 00:01:37,896 Twist and -- 55 00:01:37,898 --> 00:01:39,364 [ Screams ] Ohh! Oh! 56 00:01:39,366 --> 00:01:41,633 I broke it. Sorry, guys. I broke it in half. 57 00:01:41,635 --> 00:01:43,168 Oh, my God. Aah. 58 00:01:43,170 --> 00:01:45,570 Of course I have to do it myself. 59 00:01:45,572 --> 00:01:46,839 Oh, my... [ Wood cracks ] 60 00:01:46,841 --> 00:01:48,707 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 61 00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:52,077 [ All groan ] 62 00:01:55,516 --> 00:01:58,917 ♪♪ 63 00:01:58,919 --> 00:02:01,119 We need to come up with a plan. 64 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,055 Okay, everybody quiet down. 65 00:02:03,057 --> 00:02:05,257 We need to come up with a plan. 66 00:02:05,259 --> 00:02:06,925 I saw a first-aid kit in the weapons pile. 67 00:02:06,927 --> 00:02:08,126 I think we need to go get that 68 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:09,394 and bring it back here, 69 00:02:09,396 --> 00:02:11,129 we'll patch Karen up -- I'm sorry. 70 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:14,466 You want to risk our lives to save Karen? 71 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,869 Okay, she just tried to murder us with an ax. 72 00:02:16,871 --> 00:02:18,270 Yeah, that's a good point. 73 00:02:18,272 --> 00:02:20,272 I'd kill me while you have the chance. 74 00:02:20,274 --> 00:02:22,941 Smash my head in with a rock or roll me off that cliff. 75 00:02:22,943 --> 00:02:24,476 No. No. 76 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:25,878 If we're gonna survive, then we're gonna need Karen... 77 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:28,413 healthy and on our side. 78 00:02:28,415 --> 00:02:29,281 Yeah, that's fair. 79 00:02:29,283 --> 00:02:30,949 Even wounded, I'm an asset. 80 00:02:30,951 --> 00:02:32,751 If we want to survive, you need to start 81 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:34,553 listening to someone other than yourself. 82 00:02:34,555 --> 00:02:35,688 Oh, you think I don't listen? 83 00:02:35,690 --> 00:02:37,289 Yeah, I think you don't listen. 84 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:39,358 Okay. What's your plan? 85 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:41,493 ♪♪ 86 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:43,696 My plan... 87 00:02:43,698 --> 00:02:47,566 We get... 88 00:02:47,568 --> 00:02:49,167 after it. 89 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,569 "Get after it." Nice. 90 00:02:50,571 --> 00:02:52,837 Okay, Danny, let's go get this first-aid kit. 91 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:54,106 Danny: Right behind you, buddy. 92 00:02:54,108 --> 00:02:55,640 [ Whispers ] And for the record, 93 00:02:55,642 --> 00:02:58,710 I agree we should get after it. 94 00:02:58,712 --> 00:03:01,246 ♪♪ 95 00:03:01,248 --> 00:03:04,048 Declan: Attention, competitors. 96 00:03:04,050 --> 00:03:05,984 It appears a surprise contestant 97 00:03:05,986 --> 00:03:07,519 has just made our first kill. 98 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:08,720 [ Static crackles ] 99 00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:11,389 Well done to the long-haired psycho, 100 00:03:11,391 --> 00:03:14,392 and may the rest of you soon join Steve. 101 00:03:14,394 --> 00:03:16,661 [ Static continues crackling ] 102 00:03:16,663 --> 00:03:17,930 [ Cork pops ] 103 00:03:17,932 --> 00:03:20,332 Now, Dec, uh, wasn't "Awesome Blossom" 104 00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:22,601 your bet to win the whole damn thing? 105 00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:24,136 Oh, yes, ha ha ha. 106 00:03:24,138 --> 00:03:25,404 Laugh it up, "Blazing Saddles." 107 00:03:25,406 --> 00:03:27,139 I'll take the loss if it means 108 00:03:27,141 --> 00:03:29,341 an arrow death from 50 yards out. 109 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:30,743 -Hmm. -[ Imitates arrow whooshing ] 110 00:03:30,745 --> 00:03:32,344 My God, man, doesn't it make you feel alive? 111 00:03:32,346 --> 00:03:34,012 [ Glasses clink ] [ Chuckling ] Hear, hear. 112 00:03:34,014 --> 00:03:36,281 [ Man chuckles ] [ Radar screen beeps ] 113 00:03:36,283 --> 00:03:39,151 ♪♪ 114 00:03:39,153 --> 00:03:41,153 Guys, I think my bracelet stopped working. 115 00:03:41,155 --> 00:03:42,087 What? 116 00:03:42,089 --> 00:03:43,355 See, the red light turned off. 117 00:03:43,357 --> 00:03:44,623 It's -- It's like the power went out. 118 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:46,024 The power. 119 00:03:46,026 --> 00:03:47,225 You should run. 120 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,693 Get someplace they can't find you. 121 00:03:48,695 --> 00:03:51,029 Uh, how about you focus less on trying to control me 122 00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:52,364 and more on not losing your hair? 123 00:03:52,366 --> 00:03:55,033 Listen, Jess, I'm not like that anymore. 124 00:03:55,035 --> 00:03:57,836 I got a life lesson from "Ballers'" Rob Corddry. 125 00:03:57,838 --> 00:03:59,638 He showed me that -- Who's Rod Cordy? 126 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,306 One of your buddies from the Civil War? 127 00:04:01,308 --> 00:04:04,309 Okay. I was trying to apologize -- 128 00:04:04,311 --> 00:04:07,813 Guys! What if we could turn all the bracelets off? 129 00:04:09,116 --> 00:04:10,582 When Karen and I were in the surveillance room, 130 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:12,317 I saw that there was a power station 131 00:04:12,319 --> 00:04:13,718 just across the river. 132 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:17,055 It was surrounded by all those shock pylons. 133 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:19,257 But if you can't get shocked... 134 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:22,194 Then I can get in and power down the island. 135 00:04:22,196 --> 00:04:23,395 [ Snaps fingers ] Hell yeah! 136 00:04:23,397 --> 00:04:24,396 I'm going with you. 137 00:04:24,398 --> 00:04:25,330 Oh, my God. 138 00:04:25,332 --> 00:04:27,131 You are so obsessed with me. 139 00:04:27,133 --> 00:04:28,933 I don't need your help. 140 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:30,002 Yeah, you actually do 141 00:04:30,004 --> 00:04:31,536 because you weigh like 80 pounds, 142 00:04:31,538 --> 00:04:33,205 and I'm not gonna let a gust of wind 143 00:04:33,207 --> 00:04:35,808 just blow you away and tank our only shot. 144 00:04:35,810 --> 00:04:38,210 If we could just focus for a second, I'll explain how to -- 145 00:04:38,212 --> 00:04:42,080 I can protect myself. I was in color guard. 146 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:44,483 Oh, I know. You never shut up about it. 147 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:46,485 That's why I made you quit sophomore year. 148 00:04:46,487 --> 00:04:48,420 You what?! 149 00:04:48,422 --> 00:04:51,991 ♪♪ 150 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:54,759 Wow. 151 00:04:54,761 --> 00:04:56,628 Karen: Listen. 152 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:59,564 If by some miracle you make it home, 153 00:04:59,566 --> 00:05:03,836 tell my husband, Anthony, I fought till the very end. 154 00:05:03,838 --> 00:05:06,171 You know, I still can't believe you have a family. 155 00:05:06,173 --> 00:05:07,772 How could you never mention that? 156 00:05:07,774 --> 00:05:09,974 No one ever asked. 157 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:12,177 So, what, if I just ask, you'll tell me anything? 158 00:05:12,179 --> 00:05:13,645 Yeah. Sure. 159 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:16,314 Fine. 160 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,116 So, how'd you meet Anthony? 161 00:05:18,118 --> 00:05:20,519 You both made at the same factory? 162 00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:22,320 [ Insects chirping ] 163 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,056 ♪♪ 164 00:05:24,058 --> 00:05:28,793 It was one of those hot, sticky Kansas summers. 165 00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:33,465 Anthony was a junior lifeguard at the local YMCA. 166 00:05:33,467 --> 00:05:36,268 I was 34 and fresh out of the cult 167 00:05:36,270 --> 00:05:39,738 [Chuckles] and didn't know how to swim. 168 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:43,542 ♪♪ 169 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:45,077 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's gone. 170 00:05:45,079 --> 00:05:47,012 It's all gone? 171 00:05:48,615 --> 00:05:50,749 Owen. 172 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:51,816 ♪♪ 173 00:05:51,818 --> 00:05:54,953 Owen: Is that...Bruce? 174 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:57,489 What is he doing here? 175 00:05:57,491 --> 00:05:59,023 ♪♪ 176 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:00,024 [ Spits ] 177 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:01,560 Oh! Oh! 178 00:06:01,562 --> 00:06:05,029 [ Coughs weakly ] 179 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:06,899 You two shouldn't be here. 180 00:06:06,901 --> 00:06:09,168 Who did this to you, Bruce? 181 00:06:10,304 --> 00:06:13,638 His eyes were as black as night. 182 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:16,108 A laugh forged in hell. 183 00:06:16,977 --> 00:06:19,444 Some call him "The Dark Prince." 184 00:06:19,446 --> 00:06:22,915 Others -- Chitteewompwomp. 185 00:06:22,917 --> 00:06:26,785 But no matter the name, make no mistake. 186 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:29,321 He is evil incarnate. 187 00:06:29,323 --> 00:06:30,589 I'm sorry -- who did this to you? 188 00:06:30,591 --> 00:06:32,190 I'm just not following this at all. 189 00:06:32,192 --> 00:06:33,792 Chet. Chet did this. 190 00:06:33,794 --> 00:06:34,927 Oh! Okay. Okay. 191 00:06:34,929 --> 00:06:39,064 Anyway, he left me here as a warning. 192 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:40,665 A warning for who? 193 00:06:40,667 --> 00:06:42,867 For anyone who tried to follow him. 194 00:06:42,869 --> 00:06:48,807 See, y'all don't understand -- he's not Chet anymore. 195 00:06:48,809 --> 00:06:50,142 He's a demon. 196 00:06:50,144 --> 00:06:53,278 Took all the supplies and the other survivors 197 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:56,014 out to a camp deep in the jungle. 198 00:06:56,016 --> 00:07:00,218 He rules by fear. 199 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:02,020 One word, 200 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:04,088 and they shit their pants clean off. 201 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:05,357 [ Gasps ] 202 00:07:05,359 --> 00:07:07,760 Okay, so then he must have that first-aid kit. 203 00:07:07,762 --> 00:07:08,693 We got to find that camp. 204 00:07:08,695 --> 00:07:10,562 That path will lead you to him. 205 00:07:10,564 --> 00:07:12,697 But be warned. 206 00:07:12,699 --> 00:07:14,767 You stroll into Hell, 207 00:07:14,769 --> 00:07:17,536 you better be prepared to kill the Devil himself. 208 00:07:19,306 --> 00:07:22,107 And may god have mercy on your souls. 209 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:23,375 All right, well, thanks Bruce! 210 00:07:23,377 --> 00:07:25,109 Thanks, man. Appreciate it. 211 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:26,378 All right. Good luck to you, boys. 212 00:07:29,916 --> 00:07:32,517 So, if we do find Chet, 213 00:07:32,519 --> 00:07:36,054 do you think you could, you know, kill him? 214 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:38,657 If it came to it [Sighs] yeah. 215 00:07:38,659 --> 00:07:40,192 Yeah, I think I could. 216 00:07:40,194 --> 00:07:42,527 Wouldn't be the first time I've had to throw down. 217 00:07:42,529 --> 00:07:44,396 I've gotten into some real scrapes 218 00:07:44,398 --> 00:07:46,131 over where I park my van. 219 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:48,533 You've fought over a parking spot? 220 00:07:48,535 --> 00:07:49,534 Oh, yeah. 221 00:07:49,536 --> 00:07:51,336 Before I started parking at Frank's, 222 00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:54,006 things could get pretty nasty under that bridge. 223 00:07:54,008 --> 00:07:56,140 Who's Frank? Is he, like, a friend? 224 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:57,209 No. Frank's is a diner. 225 00:07:57,211 --> 00:07:58,943 Cut a deal with the manager there 226 00:07:58,945 --> 00:08:01,079 after I found a rat in my Caesar salad. 227 00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:03,348 Here's a little secret -- I put it there. 228 00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:05,149 [ Laughs, snorts ] 229 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:06,284 Cool. Yeah. 230 00:08:06,286 --> 00:08:07,486 So cool. 231 00:08:07,488 --> 00:08:09,221 Man: [ Whispering ] Chet. 232 00:08:09,223 --> 00:08:11,756 What was that? 233 00:08:11,758 --> 00:08:14,426 [ Echoing ] Chet. 234 00:08:14,428 --> 00:08:16,028 Chet. 235 00:08:16,030 --> 00:08:17,095 Chet. 236 00:08:17,097 --> 00:08:18,897 It's everywhere! Chet. 237 00:08:18,899 --> 00:08:20,632 Where are you?! 238 00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:22,234 Show yourself! 239 00:08:22,236 --> 00:08:23,535 Chet. 240 00:08:24,304 --> 00:08:25,904 -Look! -Oh, shit. 241 00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:27,305 What the hell? Hey! 242 00:08:27,307 --> 00:08:28,773 Danny, get him! Get him, Danny! 243 00:08:28,775 --> 00:08:30,242 Aah! Aah! Aah! 244 00:08:30,244 --> 00:08:31,510 [ Loud slap ] 245 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:34,779 [ All breathing heavily ] 246 00:08:34,781 --> 00:08:35,447 Keith? 247 00:08:35,449 --> 00:08:37,649 Oh. Hey, Danny. 248 00:08:37,651 --> 00:08:38,717 Hey, Owen. 249 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:40,385 What happened? 250 00:08:40,387 --> 00:08:41,786 Did Chet do this to you? 251 00:08:41,788 --> 00:08:42,787 Yeah. 252 00:08:42,789 --> 00:08:44,389 He had me cover myself up in mud 253 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:46,591 and told me to scare anyone who came through. 254 00:08:46,593 --> 00:08:48,993 Dart around the woods, chanting his name. 255 00:08:48,995 --> 00:08:50,262 I think he just wanted to create, like, 256 00:08:50,264 --> 00:08:52,264 a general creepy vibe. 257 00:08:52,266 --> 00:08:53,732 Yeah, he wanted you guys to feel -- 258 00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:56,601 what did he say -- unsettled. 259 00:08:56,603 --> 00:08:57,736 Yeah. 260 00:08:57,738 --> 00:09:00,138 So, how was it? 261 00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:02,207 Was it unsettling? 262 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:03,408 Kind of. 263 00:09:03,410 --> 00:09:04,543 Oh, good. 264 00:09:04,545 --> 00:09:05,744 Yeah, he said if I didn't do a good job, 265 00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:07,479 he was gonna make me get a boner 266 00:09:07,481 --> 00:09:09,347 and then step on it with his flip flops. 267 00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:10,415 What? Jesus. 268 00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:11,616 I know. [ Chuckles ] 269 00:09:11,618 --> 00:09:13,285 It has been a pretty weird day. 270 00:09:13,287 --> 00:09:15,220 Listen, Keith. 271 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:18,156 We need you to take us to him. 272 00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:19,358 To Chet. 273 00:09:20,361 --> 00:09:22,561 [ Whispers ] Chet. Chet. Chet. 274 00:09:22,563 --> 00:09:23,962 Oh, you don't have to do that anymore. You already -- 275 00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:26,231 You did it already. Yeah, we -- we see you now. 276 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:28,433 ♪♪ 277 00:09:28,435 --> 00:09:31,035 [ Grunts ] [ Groans ] 278 00:09:31,037 --> 00:09:32,571 Hold up. What? 279 00:09:32,573 --> 00:09:33,572 Let's just cross here. 280 00:09:33,574 --> 00:09:35,974 Uh, are your bifocals dusty? 281 00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:37,842 That current is way too strong. 282 00:09:37,844 --> 00:09:40,044 There's got to be a bridge or something. Oh yeah, totally. 283 00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:41,646 Let me just ask the guy who knows where to go. 284 00:09:41,648 --> 00:09:43,582 Hey, Pack. Hey, man. 285 00:09:43,584 --> 00:09:47,319 Uh, is there a bridge around here, huh, that I'm not seeing? 286 00:09:47,321 --> 00:09:49,454 Maybe some sort of a ferry system 287 00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:52,124 or a jet-ski rental? 288 00:09:52,126 --> 00:09:53,926 No? Nothing? Great. 289 00:09:53,928 --> 00:09:56,128 Yeah, we'll -- then we'll just cross here. 290 00:09:56,130 --> 00:09:58,463 Oh, God. 291 00:09:58,465 --> 00:10:00,198 [ Groans ] 292 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,533 What are you doing?! 293 00:10:01,535 --> 00:10:03,001 Uh, I'm swimming him across. 294 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:08,006 I need full range of motion if I'm gonna butterfly. 295 00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:09,141 [ Grunts ] 296 00:10:09,143 --> 00:10:11,143 [ Romantic music plays ] 297 00:10:11,145 --> 00:10:16,414 ♪♪ 298 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:21,754 ♪♪ 299 00:10:21,756 --> 00:10:26,825 ♪♪ 300 00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:29,161 [ Exhaling sharply ] 301 00:10:29,163 --> 00:10:31,363 God! If you're gonna go, just go! 302 00:10:31,365 --> 00:10:33,098 All right. 303 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:36,434 Time to add another Pack to the six I already got. 304 00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:39,571 [ Grunts ] 305 00:10:39,573 --> 00:10:40,973 [ Dramatic music plays ] 306 00:10:40,975 --> 00:10:42,574 Here we go. 307 00:10:42,576 --> 00:10:45,910 [ Grunts ] Oh! 308 00:10:45,912 --> 00:10:47,112 Whoo! 309 00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:48,981 He is bigger than he looks! 310 00:10:48,983 --> 00:10:51,316 ♪♪ 311 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,318 Oh, no! 312 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,586 The big, bad rapids 313 00:10:54,588 --> 00:10:56,321 are taking me -- Oh, shit! 314 00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:57,556 Oh, my G-- 315 00:10:58,859 --> 00:10:59,924 Oh, God. 316 00:10:59,926 --> 00:11:00,859 Uh-oh. 317 00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:02,594 ♪♪ 318 00:11:02,596 --> 00:11:05,330 Chet: I guess the best part of my job is... 319 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:07,599 Danny: Wow. This happened so fast. 320 00:11:07,601 --> 00:11:10,002 ...you guys all kiss my ass. 321 00:11:10,004 --> 00:11:11,670 Did he build a throne? 322 00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:13,271 There's the first-aid kit. 323 00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:16,274 How do we get it without being seen? 324 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:17,876 [ Exhales sharply ] 325 00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:19,544 I have an idea. 326 00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:21,613 You make you a dress out of leaves -- 327 00:11:21,615 --> 00:11:23,948 something tasteful, but sexual. 328 00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:25,283 Maybe an open back? 329 00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:26,885 We disguise you as a sultry lady, 330 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:30,222 and you head in there for some classic distraction -- 331 00:11:30,224 --> 00:11:31,956 "Hello, boys!" 332 00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:32,825 What? 333 00:11:32,827 --> 00:11:34,092 Absolutely not. 334 00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:35,627 Yeah, you're right. 335 00:11:35,629 --> 00:11:37,362 We don't have time to make that dress. 336 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:38,831 Okay, what about this -- 337 00:11:38,833 --> 00:11:42,100 We find two guards that look exactly like us... 338 00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:44,903 [ Necks snap ] ...conk them, and take their uniforms? 339 00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,505 And we sneak on in. 340 00:11:46,507 --> 00:11:49,107 Danny, what guards? No one looks like us. 341 00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:51,109 Also, what uniforms? 342 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:52,310 Okay, how about this one? 343 00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:53,912 We dig a tunnel, a big one -- 344 00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:55,647 Dude, these are terrible ideas. 345 00:11:55,649 --> 00:11:57,249 Fine! What's your plan? 346 00:11:57,251 --> 00:11:59,251 Let's just keep it simple. Okay? 347 00:11:59,253 --> 00:12:01,453 Keith will walk in, pick up the first-aid kit, 348 00:12:01,455 --> 00:12:03,121 walk right back out. 349 00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:05,658 If you do this for us, we will protect you from Chet. 350 00:12:05,660 --> 00:12:08,027 And you'll be my best friends? 351 00:12:09,263 --> 00:12:10,529 ♪♪ 352 00:12:10,531 --> 00:12:11,730 I got him! 353 00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:14,599 [ Both screaming ] 354 00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:15,734 Whoa! What the shit?! 355 00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:16,935 Are you trying to kill me?! 356 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:19,071 I'm not! I'm saving you! 357 00:12:19,073 --> 00:12:20,605 [ Both scream ] 358 00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:22,541 -Come on! -Help! 359 00:12:22,543 --> 00:12:24,609 Come on! Get it! 360 00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:26,278 Grab on! 361 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:27,812 Hell yeah, Jess! 362 00:12:27,814 --> 00:12:29,214 [ Grunts ] [ Screams ] 363 00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:31,083 -Now pull us up! -What?! 364 00:12:31,085 --> 00:12:32,951 -Pull us up! -I can't! 365 00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:35,687 I'm hanging on with one arm! There's two of you! 366 00:12:35,689 --> 00:12:37,756 Okay, then just pull me out! 367 00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:39,224 Here. I'm slipping! 368 00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:40,292 Hold on! 369 00:12:40,294 --> 00:12:45,364 [ All scream ] 370 00:12:45,366 --> 00:12:46,565 Oh, God! 371 00:12:46,567 --> 00:12:49,368 [ Both breathing heavily ] 372 00:12:53,908 --> 00:12:56,241 That was...close. 373 00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:57,509 ♪♪ 374 00:12:57,511 --> 00:12:59,244 So close. 375 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:01,446 ♪♪ 376 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:04,649 [ Retches, spits ] 377 00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:05,784 [ Coughs ] 378 00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:07,853 I think I swallowed a bunch of frogs! 379 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:11,390 ♪♪ 380 00:13:11,392 --> 00:13:13,392 Guys, look! 381 00:13:13,394 --> 00:13:16,061 ♪♪ 382 00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:19,798 Florence: So the bus flipped over, and you just crawled out? 383 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,466 Karen: It was the only way. 384 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,001 I had to get to the hospital 385 00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:25,270 before Anthony woke up from surgery. 386 00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:26,405 Martha: Sir. 387 00:13:26,407 --> 00:13:27,739 What is it, Martha? 388 00:13:27,741 --> 00:13:31,009 Half-Pint, the Hot One, and Todd -- 389 00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:32,945 they're heading for the generator. 390 00:13:32,947 --> 00:13:36,548 What if they tried to shut the power down? 391 00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:38,350 Let them try. 392 00:13:38,352 --> 00:13:40,685 The moment they cross the electro-perimeter, 393 00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:44,757 they'll be fried like a poor man's oyster. 394 00:13:44,759 --> 00:13:46,358 Ooh, that sounds delicious. 395 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:48,160 Martha, go fry up some oysters. 396 00:13:48,162 --> 00:13:49,427 Chop chop! 397 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,563 Owen: Come on, Keith. 398 00:13:51,565 --> 00:13:53,498 Just get the first-aid kit, bring it back. 399 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,667 Here we go. 400 00:13:55,169 --> 00:13:56,168 What? 401 00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:57,169 Nothing. Nothing. 402 00:13:57,171 --> 00:13:58,637 Go. Nothing. Go. 403 00:13:58,639 --> 00:14:00,773 He is really sweating. 404 00:14:00,775 --> 00:14:01,707 Yeah. 405 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:03,976 I'm doing it. 406 00:14:03,978 --> 00:14:05,177 What does he keep doing that? 407 00:14:05,179 --> 00:14:06,178 Stop doing that! 408 00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:07,245 I'm doing it! 409 00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:08,513 We know! Go! Shh! Shh! 410 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:09,748 Jesus. 411 00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:11,449 [ Sneezes ] 412 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:12,584 Get the first-aid kit! Yeah! 413 00:14:12,586 --> 00:14:14,620 Get it! Oh, my God, dude. 414 00:14:15,922 --> 00:14:17,456 Oh, my God! Stop looking at us! 415 00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:19,992 ♪♪ 416 00:14:19,994 --> 00:14:21,593 Okay, here we go. 417 00:14:21,595 --> 00:14:25,464 ♪♪ 418 00:14:25,466 --> 00:14:26,999 Okay. You got it. You got it. 419 00:14:27,001 --> 00:14:29,001 Good. Good. Go. Chet: You've been a good steed for the day! 420 00:14:29,003 --> 00:14:30,535 Maybe when we get back to camp, I will... Oh, shit. Dude. 421 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:31,936 Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit. Shh! Shh, shh, shh! 422 00:14:31,938 --> 00:14:33,138 ...oh, I don't know, brush you. 423 00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:34,606 Hey! It's Kevin. 424 00:14:34,608 --> 00:14:36,475 [ Both whisper indistinctly ] 425 00:14:36,477 --> 00:14:38,644 Be cool. Shh. Shh. 426 00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:40,879 Oh, my God. 427 00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:42,214 [ First aid kit thuds ] 428 00:14:42,216 --> 00:14:44,082 Shh, shh! 429 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:46,151 What is he doing? 430 00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:48,953 Are you messing with my hospital stuff? 431 00:14:48,955 --> 00:14:50,622 Uh, friends. Right there. 432 00:14:50,624 --> 00:14:53,291 Come on, Keith! Really, Keith?! 433 00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:54,626 [ Both grunt ] 434 00:14:54,628 --> 00:14:56,294 Well, well. 435 00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:57,930 Ain't this something. 436 00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:11,843 Pretty poetical, isn't it? 437 00:15:11,845 --> 00:15:13,712 Makes sense this is how it would end. 438 00:15:13,714 --> 00:15:16,447 Literally none of this makes sense. 439 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:17,849 Oh, no? 440 00:15:17,851 --> 00:15:19,851 Maybe you should've done your reading 441 00:15:19,853 --> 00:15:22,321 because it's written in our DNA. 442 00:15:22,323 --> 00:15:24,223 What happened to you, Chet? 443 00:15:25,726 --> 00:15:28,259 What happened to me? 444 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,595 What happened to all of you? 445 00:15:31,465 --> 00:15:34,599 A thousand years ago, we were wild animals. 446 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,135 We ate what we killed, 447 00:15:36,137 --> 00:15:38,203 and we [bleep] where we pooped. 448 00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:40,471 But the weakest of us couldn't handle it, 449 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:43,675 so they built cities and taught our young 450 00:15:43,677 --> 00:15:45,410 how to drink cow's milk. 451 00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:47,012 Before you knew it, we were all driving 452 00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,947 our metal cows to our cow jobs, 453 00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:52,351 and we forgot how to nut in the ocean! 454 00:15:52,353 --> 00:15:53,685 And you bet your tushies 455 00:15:53,687 --> 00:15:55,887 I'd still be clocking in every day, 456 00:15:55,889 --> 00:15:57,489 9:00ish to 3:00, 457 00:15:57,491 --> 00:16:00,326 if Declan hadn't given me a reason to wake up. 458 00:16:01,495 --> 00:16:04,363 Survival of the fittest, baby. 459 00:16:04,365 --> 00:16:06,631 This is how it was always meant to be. 460 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,000 [ Keith gasps ] 461 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:11,770 Why me? 462 00:16:11,772 --> 00:16:13,438 'Cause you. 463 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:16,175 Build the fire up. Burn these assholes. 464 00:16:16,177 --> 00:16:20,512 ♪♪ 465 00:16:20,514 --> 00:16:22,647 What's the plan? 466 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,516 Florence was right. 467 00:16:24,518 --> 00:16:29,054 My stupid ego brought us here, and now we're gonna die. 468 00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:30,856 I'm no different than Chet. 469 00:16:30,858 --> 00:16:34,259 This is Chet country, baby! 470 00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:36,061 Yarr! 471 00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:38,397 I'm no different than Chet. 472 00:16:38,399 --> 00:16:39,931 ♪♪ 473 00:16:39,933 --> 00:16:42,133 This is as far as we can go. 474 00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:44,335 ♪♪ 475 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:48,139 Well, either I step right through this... 476 00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:49,875 or I get shocked and die. 477 00:16:49,877 --> 00:16:51,476 [ Sighs ] 478 00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:53,545 Men: [ Chanting ] Shock death! Shock death! 479 00:16:53,547 --> 00:16:56,347 Shock death! Shock death! Shock death! 480 00:16:56,349 --> 00:17:00,819 ♪♪ 481 00:17:00,821 --> 00:17:02,153 Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait. Wait. 482 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:04,756 Boo! Boo! Boo! Pbht! 483 00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:09,828 Before... whatever happens next, 484 00:17:09,830 --> 00:17:11,230 I just want to say... 485 00:17:11,232 --> 00:17:13,498 "I love you!" 486 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:16,968 I just blurted it out. 487 00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:19,104 And I picked him up and I said, 488 00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:21,706 "Anthony, legs or no legs, 489 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:24,910 you're getting the [bleep] back into that pool 490 00:17:24,912 --> 00:17:28,513 because love will keep us afloat." 491 00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,315 [ Sobbing ] 492 00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:32,183 God damn it! 493 00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:35,387 That was the most beautiful love story 494 00:17:35,389 --> 00:17:37,656 I've ever heard in my whole freakin' life. 495 00:17:37,658 --> 00:17:39,058 [ Sniffles ] 496 00:17:39,060 --> 00:17:40,459 Yeah. 497 00:17:40,461 --> 00:17:44,195 Well, looks like this story's about to come to an end. 498 00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:46,397 [ Breathing heavily ] No. 499 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:50,735 Those girls need their mother, and Anthony needs his coach. 500 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:54,205 How the hell else is he gonna get to the Paralympics? 501 00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:56,207 Come on. 502 00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:58,343 We're gonna go get that first-aid kit. 503 00:17:58,345 --> 00:18:00,812 ♪♪ 504 00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:04,149 All right, let's get lit! 505 00:18:05,686 --> 00:18:06,952 Wait! Wait. 506 00:18:06,954 --> 00:18:09,020 If it's really survival of the fittest, 507 00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:13,024 then I think that the two leaders should fight. 508 00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:14,293 Man to man. 509 00:18:14,295 --> 00:18:17,028 But I've already won, little Owen. 510 00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:18,764 Why would I let you fight me? 511 00:18:18,766 --> 00:18:21,232 Oh, no -- I'm not talking about you. 512 00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:24,235 I'm talking about the real leader. 513 00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:25,971 Keith. 514 00:18:25,973 --> 00:18:28,107 What? No. I'm not the leader. 515 00:18:28,109 --> 00:18:29,975 You think he's in charge?! 516 00:18:29,977 --> 00:18:31,576 I rode a man here today! 517 00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:34,313 Keith, can you tell Chet to calm down? 518 00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:39,318 You think you're gonna tell me what to do now? 519 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:41,320 No, Chet. I'd never. [ Blade clicks ] 520 00:18:41,322 --> 00:18:42,521 I-I swear! 521 00:18:42,523 --> 00:18:47,793 ♪♪ 522 00:18:47,795 --> 00:18:49,060 Did he get me? 523 00:18:49,062 --> 00:18:51,530 Do you guys like me? 524 00:18:51,532 --> 00:18:53,598 [ Body thuds ] 525 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,066 ♪♪ 526 00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:57,536 Okay. 527 00:18:57,538 --> 00:18:59,671 You want me? 528 00:18:59,673 --> 00:19:01,140 You got me. 529 00:19:01,142 --> 00:19:04,343 Let's fight, little boy. 530 00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:10,482 Whatever happens next, 531 00:19:10,484 --> 00:19:12,884 I just wanted to say... 532 00:19:12,886 --> 00:19:14,486 you're not a total brat. 533 00:19:14,488 --> 00:19:16,688 And if one day, 534 00:19:16,690 --> 00:19:18,490 I'm lucky enough to -- 535 00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:21,426 ♪♪ 536 00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:24,029 [ Moaning softly ] 537 00:19:24,031 --> 00:19:26,431 ♪♪ 538 00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:28,633 Ugh. Oh, God. No. God. Ew. 539 00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:30,101 Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! 540 00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:32,237 What?! Sorry. Sorry. That was just... 541 00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:34,039 What?! ...so much tongue. 542 00:19:34,041 --> 00:19:35,707 It was like... It was a lot, yeah. 543 00:19:35,709 --> 00:19:37,709 Like a friggin' eel in there. Yeah. 544 00:19:37,711 --> 00:19:39,110 Oh, my God! What is wrong with you? 545 00:19:39,112 --> 00:19:40,512 First, you're obsessed with me, 546 00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:41,847 and now you reject me? Screw you! 547 00:19:41,849 --> 00:19:42,981 No, no. no, no. Jess, Jess, Jess, Jess. 548 00:19:42,983 --> 00:19:45,717 I'm not rejecting you. It's just... 549 00:19:45,719 --> 00:19:46,986 [ Exhales sharply ] 550 00:19:46,988 --> 00:19:50,789 ...that kiss made me realize... 551 00:19:50,791 --> 00:19:53,324 I don't want 19-year-old Jess. 552 00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:57,529 I want the amazing, grown-ass, 553 00:19:57,531 --> 00:20:03,602 right-amount-of-tongue-using woman that she becomes. 554 00:20:03,604 --> 00:20:06,004 I want... 555 00:20:06,006 --> 00:20:07,338 [Imitates Borat] My wife. 556 00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:08,673 Oh, my God. 557 00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:12,010 ♪♪ 558 00:20:12,012 --> 00:20:14,847 Gross, old Jess is lucky to have you. 559 00:20:16,817 --> 00:20:18,483 [ Exhales sharply ] 560 00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:24,756 ♪♪ 561 00:20:24,758 --> 00:20:26,625 [ Sighs ] 562 00:20:26,627 --> 00:20:29,895 ♪♪ 563 00:20:29,897 --> 00:20:31,430 [ Normal voice ] Yeah! 564 00:20:31,432 --> 00:20:33,031 -We did it! -Whoo! 565 00:20:33,033 --> 00:20:34,699 Get it, girl! [ Laughs ] 566 00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:37,836 What?! W-W-W-Why didn't she fry? 567 00:20:37,838 --> 00:20:39,037 [ Device beeps ] 568 00:20:39,039 --> 00:20:41,372 Her bracelet is not responding. 569 00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:43,108 Oh, Jesus, woman. 570 00:20:43,110 --> 00:20:44,643 Get down there now. She's -- 571 00:20:44,645 --> 00:20:48,113 Almost there. Hang in there, Karen. 572 00:20:48,115 --> 00:20:49,380 I'm not gonna let you -- 573 00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:50,782 Die! 574 00:20:50,784 --> 00:20:52,050 I'm gonna crack your skull open, 575 00:20:52,052 --> 00:20:53,852 and I'm gonna drink your brain juice! 576 00:20:53,854 --> 00:20:55,787 You got this, Owen! Just don't let him -- 577 00:20:55,789 --> 00:20:57,089 [Bleep] me. 578 00:20:58,792 --> 00:21:01,060 How do I turn this thing off?