1 00:00:00,667 --> 00:00:02,467 Previously on "Wrecked"... I'm going to break you 2 00:00:02,469 --> 00:00:03,868 and watch you hunt each other to the death. 3 00:00:03,870 --> 00:00:05,403 [ Electricity zapping ] Jess! 4 00:00:05,405 --> 00:00:06,871 -Where am I? -She thinks she's in college. 5 00:00:06,873 --> 00:00:09,808 -You live in L.A.? -Jess has a boner for Pack. 6 00:00:09,810 --> 00:00:11,876 Owen: Guys, can we focus, please? 7 00:00:11,878 --> 00:00:14,679 Namely on how we're gonna get out of this "Hunger Games" knockoff? 8 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:17,082 [ Horn sounds ] [ Screams ] 9 00:00:17,084 --> 00:00:19,151 Karen, please. 10 00:00:19,153 --> 00:00:22,020 Wait! Declan told me that -- 11 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:24,089 Errol: Wait, wait. Who was it?! Who -- Who shot him?! 12 00:00:24,091 --> 00:00:27,025 Holy shit. 13 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:29,294 Owen: Guys, can we focus, please? 14 00:00:29,296 --> 00:00:32,096 Namely on how we're gonna get out of this "Hunger Games" knockoff? 15 00:00:32,098 --> 00:00:35,768 -This can't be real. -Oh, it's real, pal. 16 00:00:35,770 --> 00:00:38,637 You take my girl, I take your life. 17 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:40,505 Todd, I didn't do anything. 18 00:00:40,507 --> 00:00:42,374 This is between you and Jess. Wrong! 19 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:44,576 This is between you and Derek Punchly. 20 00:00:44,578 --> 00:00:46,845 Who's Derek Punchly? My fist! 21 00:00:46,847 --> 00:00:49,314 And he brought his twin brother, Timmy Cold-cock. 22 00:00:49,316 --> 00:00:52,317 If they're twins, why do they have different last names, you idiot? 23 00:00:52,319 --> 00:00:54,586 Pack, we should team up. We'll have a better shot of surviving 24 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:56,321 if we hunt together. 25 00:00:56,323 --> 00:00:58,056 I mean, not like together-together. 26 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:00,859 I mean, unless you, like, wanted to hunt together-together. 27 00:01:00,861 --> 00:01:02,927 Jess, listen, I'm very flattered, 28 00:01:02,929 --> 00:01:04,663 but I just don't think the timing's right. 29 00:01:04,665 --> 00:01:06,598 -Oh, my God. Totally. -It's not you. 30 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:08,867 It's just that your ex-husband's trying to murder me, you know. 31 00:01:08,869 --> 00:01:10,602 Yeah. I mean, this is, like, whatever? 32 00:01:10,604 --> 00:01:12,537 We should just hunt together casually, you know. 33 00:01:12,539 --> 00:01:14,739 Hey, Jess. I know you. 34 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:16,941 You don't actually like this needle dick. 35 00:01:16,943 --> 00:01:19,344 You just -- You always had a boyfriend. 36 00:01:19,346 --> 00:01:21,546 You don't think you can do things on your own. 37 00:01:21,548 --> 00:01:23,415 Oh, my God! That is not true! 38 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,884 I love being alone. You can, like, really hear your thoughts. 39 00:01:25,886 --> 00:01:29,021 Todd, Jess and I are not hunting together, I swear! 40 00:01:29,023 --> 00:01:32,290 We wouldn't -- This is not -- [ Horn sounds ] 41 00:01:32,292 --> 00:01:37,362 ♪♪ 42 00:01:37,364 --> 00:01:41,233 [ Screams ] 43 00:01:41,235 --> 00:01:43,301 Pack, wait! 44 00:01:43,303 --> 00:01:51,576 ♪♪ 45 00:01:51,578 --> 00:01:53,978 Hell, yeah. 46 00:01:53,980 --> 00:01:55,848 Hey, Pack! 47 00:01:55,850 --> 00:02:00,452 I'm about to go all Bat-niss Everdeen on your ass. 48 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:05,323 'Cause of the bat and...the arrows and -- 49 00:02:05,325 --> 00:02:06,959 Whatever! You're dead! 50 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:12,264 Stop following me! No! I'm not doing this alone! 51 00:02:12,266 --> 00:02:13,398 I'll literally die! 52 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:15,400 -Aah! -Are you okay? 53 00:02:15,402 --> 00:02:17,069 [ Panting ] Todd: Hey, Pack! 54 00:02:17,071 --> 00:02:19,471 I'm gonna rip your nuts outta your mouth! 55 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:21,139 Oh, God! Quick, cover me in leaves. 56 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:23,075 It's the only way! But where should I hide? 57 00:02:23,077 --> 00:02:25,944 Anywhere but here! 58 00:02:25,946 --> 00:02:27,012 Jess, wait! 59 00:02:28,749 --> 00:02:31,383 Can you cover my face? I can't do it and keep my arms covered. 60 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:35,487 Thank you! Go, go, go, go, go, go! 61 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:40,693 [ Scoffs ] Well, well, well. 62 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:44,496 What do we have... 63 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:46,298 here?! [ Screams ] 64 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:47,832 Oh, God! I'm sorry! 65 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:49,501 It's not my fault Jess likes me. 66 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:51,369 I'm just really charming. 67 00:02:51,371 --> 00:02:53,371 Yeah, well, I'm pissed! 68 00:02:53,373 --> 00:02:54,839 And it feels like your fault, 69 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:57,175 so I'm just gonna take it out on you! 70 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:58,376 Aah! [ Yells ] 71 00:02:58,378 --> 00:02:59,311 [ Grunts ] 72 00:03:00,046 --> 00:03:02,514 Oh, my God. Did I just kill him? 73 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:07,385 [ Groans softly ] 74 00:03:07,387 --> 00:03:08,987 No. 75 00:03:08,989 --> 00:03:11,990 You conked him. Where did that come from? 76 00:03:11,992 --> 00:03:14,259 Oh, I was in color guard in high school. 77 00:03:14,261 --> 00:03:17,061 You mean the nerd cheerleaders that wave big flags around? 78 00:03:17,063 --> 00:03:19,197 Uhh, no. I mean the cool cheerleaders 79 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:22,200 who don't dress like hookers. And we don't wave flags. 80 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:24,736 We spin them. 81 00:03:24,738 --> 00:03:26,738 Wow. You can really handle that thing. 82 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:28,540 I don't want to brag, but we made state 83 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:30,008 with this killer Whitney Houston routine. 84 00:03:30,010 --> 00:03:34,078 Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. Listen, Jess. 85 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:36,214 I think we should hunt together. 86 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:39,217 Like, together-together. 87 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,753 Oh, my God. 88 00:03:40,755 --> 00:03:44,689 Really? Okay. [ Chuckles ] All right. 89 00:03:44,691 --> 00:03:48,160 So, we should double back and go on the offensive, right? [ Grunting ] 90 00:03:48,162 --> 00:03:49,628 Put this stick to use. 91 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:51,630 Yeah, that is a great idea. 92 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:54,899 I really like that idea, but I was thinking 93 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:59,638 we use your stick to walk, right? 94 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:02,641 And then maybe we turn that walk into a run, 95 00:04:02,643 --> 00:04:05,778 and then we run directly into a hiding spot. 96 00:04:05,780 --> 00:04:08,713 And if anyone finds us, you can protect us with your... 97 00:04:08,715 --> 00:04:12,384 stick stuff. 98 00:04:12,386 --> 00:04:16,455 What do you say... 99 00:04:16,457 --> 00:04:17,656 babe? 100 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:21,393 Okay. Let's hide. 101 00:04:21,395 --> 00:04:22,828 Okay. 102 00:04:25,466 --> 00:04:27,132 Oh. 103 00:04:27,134 --> 00:04:37,676 ♪♪ 104 00:04:37,678 --> 00:04:38,677 The hell? 105 00:04:38,679 --> 00:04:42,881 Pretty trippy, huh, Todd? 106 00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:44,149 Rob Corddry? 107 00:04:44,151 --> 00:04:45,950 [ Chuckles ] 108 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:48,620 Second lead on HBO's "Ballers"? 109 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:50,555 I'm gonna have to stop you right there. 110 00:04:50,557 --> 00:04:53,091 Uh, I'm not "the second lead". 111 00:04:53,093 --> 00:04:55,694 It's a two-hander. It's me and The Rock. 112 00:04:55,696 --> 00:04:57,496 Wait. What's going on? 113 00:04:57,498 --> 00:04:59,097 Where's Jess? 114 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:01,033 I was just about to thump on Pack, and -- 115 00:05:01,035 --> 00:05:04,503 And now you're there. [ Gasps ] 116 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,173 Am I dead? 117 00:05:08,175 --> 00:05:10,375 No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 118 00:05:10,377 --> 00:05:13,111 Not yet. This all around you? 119 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:16,448 This -- This thing, most of those -- 120 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:19,051 This is the realm of your unconscious. 121 00:05:19,053 --> 00:05:22,587 Lucky for you, you got me to guide you through it. 122 00:05:22,589 --> 00:05:27,792 You're telling me Rob Corddry is my spirit guide? Yeah. 123 00:05:27,794 --> 00:05:32,531 Oh, hell, yeah, my dude! [ Laughs ] 124 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:34,332 Whoo! We're gonna get naughty. 125 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:37,670 What! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 126 00:05:37,672 --> 00:05:41,073 If you're here, that means -- No. 127 00:05:41,075 --> 00:05:43,675 No! Oh, yeah. 128 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,277 I smell what we're cooking. 129 00:05:45,279 --> 00:05:48,547 Where is he, huh? Where is The Rock? 130 00:05:48,549 --> 00:05:50,014 [ Laughs ] No. 131 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:51,884 Where are you, D, you big boy? 132 00:05:51,886 --> 00:05:54,419 Actually, he's not here, okay? 133 00:05:54,421 --> 00:05:57,422 It's just me, no Rock. 134 00:05:57,424 --> 00:05:59,157 Oh. 135 00:05:59,159 --> 00:06:01,359 D.J.'s shooting, like, nine movies right now, okay? 136 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:04,829 I think he's a little busy for some random dude's dream sequence. 137 00:06:04,831 --> 00:06:08,032 Me, on the other hand, huh? 138 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:10,969 Come on, hit that shit, man! 139 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:12,771 Boom! Ballers. Ballers. 140 00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:15,640 [ Laughs ] Nice. So, this is what's gonna happen. 141 00:06:15,642 --> 00:06:17,642 We are gonna step through that door, 142 00:06:17,644 --> 00:06:23,181 and you are gonna learn a lesson about you. 143 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:24,917 And if I don't, then what? 144 00:06:24,919 --> 00:06:27,452 That guy shits his pants or something? 145 00:06:27,454 --> 00:06:30,188 Yeah, he'll shit his pants again...probably. 146 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:33,325 But if you don't learn why you're here, 147 00:06:33,327 --> 00:06:39,932 this Todd, the real Todd, will never wake up again. 148 00:06:39,934 --> 00:06:42,534 Oh, [bleep] I know, right? 149 00:06:42,536 --> 00:06:45,270 Shall we? 150 00:06:45,272 --> 00:06:47,739 Hey, so "Hot Tub Time Machine," that wasn't real, right? 151 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:49,407 Are you asking me if the hot tub 152 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,410 was a real time machine? Just answer the question. 153 00:06:51,412 --> 00:06:54,012 You don't have to be a dick about it. Was it real? 154 00:06:54,014 --> 00:06:56,148 Okay, well, what if we hide down there in that ditch? 155 00:06:56,150 --> 00:06:58,082 [ Laughing ] Okay. 156 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:00,485 Are you trying to drown in flood water? 157 00:07:00,487 --> 00:07:02,154 No, no, no. Jess... 158 00:07:02,156 --> 00:07:06,891 hiding is all about anticipating danger. 159 00:07:06,893 --> 00:07:09,361 And the way we -- 160 00:07:09,363 --> 00:07:12,164 -Is that a cave? -No. 161 00:07:12,166 --> 00:07:14,166 It's the perfect hiding spot. 162 00:07:14,168 --> 00:07:15,700 [ Laughs ] 163 00:07:15,702 --> 00:07:20,038 Well, let's just say my hidey senses are a-tingling. 164 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,240 Something tells me we're gonna be totally fine. 165 00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:25,177 [ Texas accent ] Stop right there. [ Squeaks ] 166 00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:30,282 Oh, God, please. I don't want to die, please. 167 00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:33,017 Little buddy? 168 00:07:33,019 --> 00:07:34,486 Big Bruce! Hot damn! 169 00:07:34,488 --> 00:07:36,288 I thought that was you! [ Shouting ] 170 00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:38,891 I can't believe y'all are still alive. It's so good to see you. 171 00:07:38,893 --> 00:07:41,093 Hey, Chet, get on out here! See who's here! 172 00:07:41,095 --> 00:07:45,830 Hey! Right on. It's Pack and Jess. 173 00:07:45,832 --> 00:07:48,433 Do I know them? Ye-Yeah. 174 00:07:48,435 --> 00:07:49,902 They're from the plane crash. 175 00:07:49,904 --> 00:07:51,704 It's -- It's Bruce and Chet. 176 00:07:51,706 --> 00:07:54,106 Uh, these guys. Yeah. 177 00:07:54,108 --> 00:07:56,374 Oh, come on, Jess. You remember me. Bruce. 178 00:07:56,376 --> 00:07:58,710 Bruuuuce. Unforch, she doesn't. 179 00:07:58,712 --> 00:07:59,978 She got a little bit of a head trauma. 180 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:03,115 Thinks she's 18. Whoa. Hi, I'm Chet. 181 00:08:03,117 --> 00:08:06,251 You should know that we banged and both jizzed, so... 182 00:08:06,253 --> 00:08:09,254 Sorry about your noggin. Thanks. 183 00:08:09,256 --> 00:08:10,855 So, Bruce, what's the deal? Is this your cave? 184 00:08:10,857 --> 00:08:14,593 Hell, yeah, it is. Come on in! 185 00:08:14,595 --> 00:08:17,329 Pack: Oh, wow! It's so small. 186 00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:19,464 ♪♪ 187 00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:22,267 [ Metal crashing ] 188 00:08:22,269 --> 00:08:23,535 [ Screams ] 189 00:08:23,537 --> 00:08:25,470 [ Beeps ] [ Grunts ] 190 00:08:25,472 --> 00:08:27,472 [ Beeps ] [ Screams ] 191 00:08:27,474 --> 00:08:30,809 [ Toilet flushes ] 192 00:08:30,811 --> 00:08:33,145 -A moment, sir? -What? Not now, Martha. 193 00:08:33,147 --> 00:08:36,081 Steve and that ragged old cow are going toe-to-toe. 194 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:39,084 Half-Pint and The Hot One have disappeared. 195 00:08:39,086 --> 00:08:41,153 -What do you mean? -I've lost them on the feed. 196 00:08:41,155 --> 00:08:43,956 Well, do your bloody job and find them. 197 00:08:47,093 --> 00:08:49,428 Oh, whoa. [ Shudders ] [ Chuckles ] 198 00:08:49,430 --> 00:08:52,831 That is a freakin' wild ride. Right? 199 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:53,766 Ah. 200 00:08:53,768 --> 00:08:54,967 Where the hell are we? 201 00:08:54,969 --> 00:08:56,969 You're about to find out. 202 00:08:56,971 --> 00:09:02,841 [ Glasses clunk ] Now, watch and learn. 203 00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:04,443 Greg Graff? 204 00:09:04,445 --> 00:09:07,245 Oh, my God. This friggin' punk bully. 205 00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:09,314 He made my life hell in middle school. 206 00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:10,849 Yeah, but what you didn't know was that Greg 207 00:09:10,851 --> 00:09:12,250 was going through his own hell. 208 00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:14,052 Greg's Mom: Oh, you moron! You sunk all our money 209 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:16,188 into a self-cleaning toilet business? 210 00:09:16,190 --> 00:09:18,123 Greg's Dad: Yeah, Wanda, I did because 211 00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:19,591 it's a good investment! 212 00:09:19,593 --> 00:09:21,726 People are always gonna have to take a shit. 213 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:27,932 So, probably see Greg a little differently now, huh? 214 00:09:27,934 --> 00:09:30,602 Hey. Go to him. 215 00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:35,273 ♪♪ 216 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:37,409 Hey. 217 00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:41,013 Come on, man. 218 00:09:41,015 --> 00:09:42,547 [ Shouting ] Boom! -Oh! What?! 219 00:09:42,549 --> 00:09:45,017 Oh! I'm a little bigger now, huh, Greg?! 220 00:09:45,019 --> 00:09:46,551 Todd! What the hell! Yeah. 221 00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:48,753 You just met my good friend, Derek Punchly! 222 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,155 Whoo. Jesus, man. No. 223 00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:52,224 You were supposed to see that he only lashed out at you 224 00:09:52,226 --> 00:09:54,226 because of what he was going through at home. 225 00:09:54,228 --> 00:09:56,628 Who gives a shit, man? My mom was a hard ass. 226 00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:58,030 Didn't turn me into a bully. 227 00:09:58,032 --> 00:09:59,964 You just punched a child. 228 00:09:59,966 --> 00:10:02,234 -Is that all you got, pussy? -What'd you say? 229 00:10:02,236 --> 00:10:03,502 [ Spits ] Whoa! Wow! 230 00:10:03,504 --> 00:10:05,904 All right, dude. Let's go, man! Come on! 231 00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:07,439 Yeah, you better thank Rob Corddry, 232 00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:10,775 'cause he just saved your life, bitch! 233 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:13,178 And by that time, the life raft 234 00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:16,048 was nothing but a pile of driftwood. 235 00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:18,383 And that's when the birds came -- 236 00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:21,053 about a dozen of 'em, circling. 237 00:10:21,055 --> 00:10:22,387 [ Pops tongue ] 238 00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:23,856 Plucked Beth right out of the water 239 00:10:23,858 --> 00:10:26,458 and into the sky. 240 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:30,462 I ain't never seen birds work together like that before. 241 00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:35,467 And thankfully, we washed up on shore that night. 242 00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:39,071 What about you, Chet? What happened after the gorilla? 243 00:10:39,073 --> 00:10:41,073 You mean... 244 00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:43,942 after you abandoned me to die? 245 00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:45,610 [ Gulps ] 246 00:10:45,612 --> 00:10:48,213 Nada mucho, actually. Just dipped about for a while. 247 00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:50,949 Ate some funny berries, shot out a runny shit. 248 00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:52,817 Literally walked right into Bruce. 249 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:54,286 [ Nervous laughter ] 250 00:10:54,288 --> 00:10:57,956 Hey, what about y'all? Where y'all been? 251 00:10:57,958 --> 00:11:00,492 Listen, I don't know how to say this. 252 00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:02,094 It's just us now. 253 00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:04,829 The gorilla -- It killed the others. 254 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:05,898 Oh, shit. Whoa. 255 00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:07,766 Yeah, it tore them all to pieces 256 00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:09,701 with its big monkey hands. 257 00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:11,503 Jesus. 258 00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:14,639 Apes and birds, man. Apes and birds. 259 00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:16,508 Pack, can I -- can I speak to you for a second? 260 00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:19,844 Just -- Of course. 261 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,780 Excuse her. 262 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:23,382 She's numb from grief. 263 00:11:23,384 --> 00:11:25,584 [ Whispering ] What are you doing? We have to tell them the truth. 264 00:11:25,586 --> 00:11:27,452 If they know about the hunt, they could think the others 265 00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:29,454 are gonna follow us here and kill them. 266 00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:31,189 They'll kick us out of the cave. 267 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,392 My sorority big always says, "Honesty is the best policy. 268 00:11:33,394 --> 00:11:35,059 Now tell us why you're fat." 269 00:11:35,061 --> 00:11:38,196 We have to come clean. This is our only shot. 270 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,399 Declan clearly doesn't know this place exists. 271 00:11:40,401 --> 00:11:42,400 Well, maybe they can help us defeat Declan. 272 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:44,603 I mean, they don't have bracelets. We can save everyone. 273 00:11:44,605 --> 00:11:47,139 Save everyone? 274 00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:48,807 Are you listening to yourself? 275 00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,743 You're being so selfish. 276 00:11:50,745 --> 00:11:53,011 I'm trying to protect us. 277 00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:55,948 You're doing this... for us? 278 00:11:55,950 --> 00:12:00,219 Of course. So just... don't rock the boat. 279 00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:05,423 Todd: What do you say we take one of these magic doors back in time 280 00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:09,828 to, like, the first Hooters or something, you know? When silicone was good. 281 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,496 Hey! 282 00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:15,167 My glasses. Found 'em. [ Glasses clatter ] 283 00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:18,103 Oh, my God. That's 8-year-old me! 284 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:19,638 'Sup, playboy? 285 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:23,508 Whoo, he is a handsome little sucker, huh? 286 00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:26,044 You said your mom was a real hardass, right? 287 00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,646 You remember this day? 288 00:12:27,648 --> 00:12:29,914 [ Door shuts ] Come on, Todd. We're leaving. 289 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,516 But you promised me a lollipop. 290 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,786 [ Gritted teeth ] Shut up, you little crybaby. 291 00:12:33,788 --> 00:12:37,055 Ow. 292 00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:38,857 See? She's mean as hell. 293 00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:42,527 Yeah, but do you ever why she was so mean to you? 294 00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:44,062 And sna-- 295 00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:45,864 Please, this loan, 296 00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:49,468 i-it's the only way I can get Todd into the good schools. 297 00:12:49,470 --> 00:12:52,136 Y-You know how rough Scottsdale Public is. 298 00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:53,806 He -- He'll never survive. 299 00:12:53,808 --> 00:12:55,874 I'm sorry. 300 00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,876 Your credit is dog shit. 301 00:12:57,878 --> 00:13:06,685 ♪♪ 302 00:13:06,687 --> 00:13:08,487 [ Muffled ] Come on, Todd, we're leaving. 303 00:13:08,489 --> 00:13:11,490 Your mother taught you to mask feelings of hurt and sadness 304 00:13:11,492 --> 00:13:15,227 with displays of aggression. Classic cycle. 305 00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:18,096 Do you understand that now? 306 00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:21,233 Yeah, I understand... 307 00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:23,902 that this butt sniffer should've given my mom a loan. 308 00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:25,103 Boom! -Oh, my God! 309 00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:26,638 -Eat it, moneybags! -No! 310 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:29,508 -And I ruled Scottsdale Public. -What are you do-- 311 00:13:29,510 --> 00:13:31,510 H-How are you not getting this? Are you thick? 312 00:13:31,512 --> 00:13:33,912 Hey, watch it, Cords. It's still my head. 313 00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:36,048 I'll think your dick off. What? 314 00:13:36,050 --> 00:13:38,717 [ Laughter ] 315 00:13:38,719 --> 00:13:41,920 Boy, I haven't heard that sound for a time. 316 00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:43,455 What? 317 00:13:43,457 --> 00:13:46,324 Laughter. 318 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,260 What with this group's been through, 319 00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:51,063 I didn't think any of us were ever gonna laugh again. 320 00:13:51,065 --> 00:13:52,731 Heck, what am I telling you for? 321 00:13:52,733 --> 00:13:55,600 You had to watch an ape tear apart all your friends. 322 00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:57,135 Yeah. 323 00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:58,737 Even so, 324 00:13:58,739 --> 00:14:01,139 I can't help but think that we've turned a corner. 325 00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:03,742 Maybe we can actually find peace on this island, 326 00:14:03,744 --> 00:14:06,611 love one another, live in harmony, 327 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:11,149 actually be 100% safe, you know? 328 00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:12,551 [ Chuckles ] 329 00:14:12,553 --> 00:14:14,419 Aw, heck. Listen to me babble on. 330 00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:18,223 Pay me no mind, Jess. I'm just an old fool. 331 00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:20,359 Listen, Bruce. 332 00:14:20,361 --> 00:14:22,160 I have to tell you something. 333 00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:23,828 Pack: Hey, Bruce. 334 00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:26,699 Listen, man, I hate to be that guy, 335 00:14:26,701 --> 00:14:29,434 but the sleeping spot you gave us is... 336 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:34,839 sort of craggy, so I was wondering if -- 337 00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:37,709 What's happening? 338 00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:39,644 Hey! Dude. 339 00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:41,914 You're being very un-Baller right now. 340 00:14:41,916 --> 00:14:45,183 I'm just trying to help you wake up, man. Really? 341 00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:47,986 But if all you wanna do is fight, go ahead. 342 00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:50,054 Knock yourself out. 343 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,924 ♪♪ 344 00:14:51,926 --> 00:14:53,726 [ Laughing ] What? 345 00:14:53,728 --> 00:14:55,660 Hell, yeah! 346 00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:57,596 This guy is swole patrol. 347 00:14:57,598 --> 00:15:00,198 What's up, Cobra Kai Todd? 348 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:03,535 Hell, yeah. What's up, little bitch? 349 00:15:03,537 --> 00:15:05,070 What did you say to me, dude? 350 00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:06,471 And Declan and his friends 351 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:08,073 are just watching from the mansion, 352 00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,474 like it's a sport. 353 00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:11,810 So, you're saying there can only be one survivor? 354 00:15:11,812 --> 00:15:13,478 Yeah. 355 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,747 Well, then, I guess we don't have much of a choice, do we? 356 00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:18,083 [ Stammering ] Well, hold on -- hold on a second, Chester, now. 357 00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:19,684 They don't even know we're here. 358 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,886 As long as they don't spot us, we're safe. 359 00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:22,755 [ Whirring approaches ] 360 00:15:22,757 --> 00:15:26,024 [ Gasps ] Oh! 361 00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,359 Oh, shit. 362 00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:29,361 Martha: Oh, shit. 363 00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:31,696 They know we're here. 364 00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,565 Chet: Well... 365 00:15:33,567 --> 00:15:35,834 then I guess it's begun! [ Screaming ] 366 00:15:35,836 --> 00:15:37,702 Damn, son a bitch! Where'd you get another knife?! 367 00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:41,039 Old Chester always has a second switchblade, ass balls! 368 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:42,707 Don't you get it?! 369 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:45,043 There can only be one survivor! 370 00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:46,111 Okay. Hang on a second! 371 00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,579 [ Shouts ] Oh, God! 372 00:15:47,581 --> 00:15:50,282 [ Screaming ] 373 00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:00,759 I told you not to tell them. Chet, stop! 374 00:16:00,761 --> 00:16:01,960 Sooner or later, this Derclan guy 375 00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:03,495 is gonna pull us all into this. 376 00:16:03,497 --> 00:16:05,230 It's "Lawrence of the Flies," babies, 377 00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:08,767 and I aim to be Lawrence. You think it's "Lawrence of the Flies"? 378 00:16:08,769 --> 00:16:11,236 Everybody, rush him! [ Shouting ] 379 00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:13,438 [ Grunts ] [ All shouting ] 380 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,507 Let the games begin! 381 00:16:15,509 --> 00:16:19,178 [ Laughs ] 382 00:16:19,180 --> 00:16:22,781 [ Growling ] You. You led that metal bird straight to us. 383 00:16:22,783 --> 00:16:25,517 You brought death to our door step. 384 00:16:25,519 --> 00:16:28,920 Get him! Quick, Jess! Use your stick to protect us! 385 00:16:28,922 --> 00:16:31,322 What? You're the dude. You're supposed to protect me. 386 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,924 [ Whimpers, screams ] 387 00:16:32,926 --> 00:16:34,893 [ Screaming ] God damn it! 388 00:16:37,798 --> 00:16:39,531 Start something, you little bitch. 389 00:16:39,533 --> 00:16:41,132 I'm right here, bitch. Start something. 390 00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:43,468 You go ahead, bro. Start something. No, you start something. 391 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:46,805 I'm right here, dude. Oh, for the love of Christ, one of you start something. 392 00:16:46,807 --> 00:16:48,473 You're running out of time. 393 00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:50,876 Both: Copy that, Cords. 394 00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:54,145 Ha! Two Todds enter. 395 00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:55,346 Aah! [ Grunts ] 396 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:56,548 [ Screams ] Ha! 397 00:16:56,550 --> 00:16:58,217 [ Groaning ] 398 00:16:58,219 --> 00:17:01,420 One Todd leaves! 399 00:17:01,422 --> 00:17:05,156 [ Grunting ] 400 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:08,227 Aah! Ha-ah! 401 00:17:08,229 --> 00:17:10,762 [ Bones snapping, grunting ] 402 00:17:10,764 --> 00:17:13,032 [ Groaning ] And good night. 403 00:17:13,034 --> 00:17:15,100 Whoo! 404 00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:16,701 -Good. -Oh, boy. 405 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:19,304 Never doubt the twins. You see that, Corddry? 406 00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:22,373 Oh, you think you kicked his ass? 407 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,775 Uhh, yeah. 408 00:17:23,777 --> 00:17:25,644 He didn't land a single punch. 409 00:17:25,646 --> 00:17:29,380 Then maybe you should take a look at this. 410 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:32,050 Whoa. 411 00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:34,119 I guess he did get some shots in, huh? 412 00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:36,187 What? No! 413 00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:37,522 Jesus Christ. 414 00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:38,924 Do I have to spell this out for you? 415 00:17:38,926 --> 00:17:43,829 You. Did. This. To... 416 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,466 ...you. 417 00:17:47,468 --> 00:17:50,469 I...kicked my own ass? 418 00:17:50,471 --> 00:17:51,937 [ Laughing ] Yeah, yeah, yeah. 419 00:17:51,939 --> 00:17:55,074 That means...whenever I choose aggression, 420 00:17:55,076 --> 00:17:56,542 I'm only hurting... 421 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:01,346 ...myself. Oh! 422 00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:04,616 [ Laughs ] Wow. Yes! 423 00:18:04,618 --> 00:18:06,551 Mwah! Yes, finally. 424 00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:08,019 Oh, God. 425 00:18:08,021 --> 00:18:09,821 To think it only took you three tries 426 00:18:09,823 --> 00:18:12,291 and a super-on-the-nose metaphor to get you there. 427 00:18:12,293 --> 00:18:13,959 I know what I need to do now. 428 00:18:13,961 --> 00:18:15,894 Well, I'll be seeing you, Todd. 429 00:18:15,896 --> 00:18:18,097 Thanks, "Ballers'" Rob Corddry. 430 00:18:18,099 --> 00:18:20,365 Mm-hmm. 431 00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:22,101 Hey. 432 00:18:22,103 --> 00:18:25,704 You want to know why my brain chose you, Cords? 433 00:18:25,706 --> 00:18:27,773 'Cause The Rock may be the pecs and the abs 434 00:18:27,775 --> 00:18:30,842 and the ass of that show... 435 00:18:30,844 --> 00:18:33,444 but you're the heart. 436 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,114 Thank you, Todd. 437 00:18:35,116 --> 00:18:37,449 But next time, you know, tell The Rock -- 438 00:18:37,451 --> 00:18:39,184 Get the [bleep] outta here. 439 00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:40,652 You got it, boss. 440 00:18:43,857 --> 00:18:45,657 [ Inhales sharply ] 441 00:18:45,659 --> 00:18:48,193 ♪♪ 442 00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:49,461 [ Groans ] 443 00:18:49,463 --> 00:18:51,130 [ Animal chittering ] 444 00:18:51,132 --> 00:18:53,999 Bruce: Now, Jess, I don't feel good whomping on a girl. 445 00:18:54,001 --> 00:18:55,801 When those birds snatched Beth, 446 00:18:55,803 --> 00:19:00,005 I made a promise to these people to protect them. 447 00:19:00,007 --> 00:19:01,606 [ Whitney Houston's "I Wanna Dance" plays ] 448 00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:05,210 ♪ Ahh ♪ 449 00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:07,212 ♪ Yeah ♪ 450 00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:09,214 Let's do this. ♪ Whoo! ♪ 451 00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:11,683 [ Grunting ] 452 00:19:11,685 --> 00:19:13,885 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 453 00:19:13,887 --> 00:19:15,821 ♪ Huh ♪ 454 00:19:15,823 --> 00:19:19,758 ♪ Ooh, yeah, uh-huh ♪ 455 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:23,428 ♪ Yeah ♪ 456 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:24,896 ♪ I want to dance ♪ 457 00:19:24,898 --> 00:19:28,767 ♪ Oh, I wanna dance with somebody ♪ 458 00:19:28,769 --> 00:19:32,371 ♪ I wanna feel the heat with somebody ♪ 459 00:19:32,373 --> 00:19:34,039 ♪ Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody ♪ 460 00:19:34,041 --> 00:19:37,042 [ Shouting ] 461 00:19:37,044 --> 00:19:41,080 ♪ With somebody who loves me ♪ 462 00:19:44,918 --> 00:19:47,452 Aah! [ Groans ] Jesus! 463 00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:48,854 [ Screams ] 464 00:19:48,856 --> 00:19:49,988 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 465 00:19:49,990 --> 00:19:52,257 Please, please don't kill me. Please! 466 00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:53,925 Relax, bud. 467 00:19:53,927 --> 00:19:55,794 I don't want to thrash you anymore. 468 00:19:55,796 --> 00:19:59,264 Really? Come on. Really. 469 00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:00,331 Let's just say 470 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:04,135 Rob Corddry taught me how to be a better man. 471 00:20:04,137 --> 00:20:05,404 What? 472 00:20:05,406 --> 00:20:06,738 Where's Jess? 473 00:20:06,740 --> 00:20:10,675 Right here. 474 00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:12,611 You're alive. 475 00:20:12,613 --> 00:20:14,746 Duh. I can take care of myself. 476 00:20:14,748 --> 00:20:16,147 Sick. 477 00:20:16,149 --> 00:20:18,283 Listen, Jess, I just wanted to say that -- 478 00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:20,685 Ow! You abandoned me back there, you little wiener! 479 00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:24,289 It's not my fault! You told everyone, and they freaked out. 480 00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:26,291 [ Woman screams ] 481 00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:27,559 Was that Florence? 482 00:20:27,561 --> 00:20:28,894 She could be in trouble. 483 00:20:28,896 --> 00:20:30,361 Come on! 484 00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:33,031 Jess. Wait! 485 00:20:33,033 --> 00:20:36,167 What the -- Wait for me! 486 00:20:36,169 --> 00:20:37,236 Wait! 487 00:20:37,238 --> 00:20:39,438 There's something I need to tell you. 488 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:40,972 Declan told me that -- 489 00:20:40,974 --> 00:20:42,507 [ Gasping ] 490 00:20:42,509 --> 00:20:45,644 Wait for me! 491 00:20:45,646 --> 00:20:47,045 What happened? 492 00:20:47,047 --> 00:20:48,447 Jess: They killed Steve. 493 00:20:48,449 --> 00:20:50,015 Oh, my God. 494 00:20:52,053 --> 00:20:55,320 Holy shit. 495 00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:56,922 [ Laughs ] 496 00:20:56,924 --> 00:21:00,125 Game on, babies! Chet's in The Hunt now!