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Previously on "Wrecked"...
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So, what are you gonna do?
Are you just gonna kill us?
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No, I'm going to break
you and watch you hunt
each other to the death.
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We hunt the winner.
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You don't think anyone's gonna
turn on each other, do you?
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Not as long as the Dream Team
stays strong.
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How could you hunt us?
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I'll do anything to get back
to Anthony and the girls.
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You have a family?!
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You know what?
I thought you were a good guy.
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But the real Owen
is a friggin' dirtbag.
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Maybe you shouldn't be
with any Owen.
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Todd: Pack is using
Jess' soupy brain
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to trick her into
having feelings for him.
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We're no one
to each other.
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Steve: Screw you people.
Every man for himself.
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[ Birds chirping ]
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[ Alarm clock blares,
shuts off ]
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[ Inhales sharply ]
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It's Hunt Day!
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[ "Monday Night Football"
theme song plays ]
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♪♪
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[ Laughter ]
That is too funny.
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All: Ooh!
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Gentlemen, a toast to the
greatest Hunt ever assembled.
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-To The Hunt!
-[ Chuckles ] Cheers!
-Yeah. Cheers!
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Martha.
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[ Feedback ]
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Martha:
Welcome...to The Hunt.
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Shall we begin?
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♪♪
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Declan:
Hello, my beasts.
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Let's talk about
the rules of The Hunt.
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The game is simple --
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be the last one standing
and you live.
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We let you go free.
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But there are a few guidelines.
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First, every year,
an odd player or two
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tries to attack us
or knock out the power.
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Don't do that.
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[ Panting ]
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We've set up pylons
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around all key areas,
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and if you cross them...
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[ Electricity crackles ]
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...we'll kill you.
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[ Giggles, claps ]
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Right, so, uh, second --
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in case you were planning
on avoiding the fray
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and hiding like a piss-stained,
little coward,
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someone must die
every six hours.
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If not, we will
randomly select someone...
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[ Beeps, explosion ]
[ Screams ]
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...and do it ourselves.
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And one last thing --
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we will be watching and
listening to your every move.
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So do try to be entertaining.
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Right, so, uh, on the buzzer,
we will begin.
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I'll give you a moment
to say goodbyes.
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Good luck!
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And remember --
have fun out there.
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[ Birds chirping ]
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Hey, Pack,
I'm a nice guy,
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so I'ma let you choose
which weapon
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you want me
to beat you to death with!
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[ Whimpers ]
Oh, God.
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I can't believe
this is actually happening.
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Listen, I care deeply
about all of you,
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so I'm going to give everyone
a 30-second head start.
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Then -- and only then --
will I begin to murder.
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It seems only fair.
Fair?!
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Fair would be telling someone
you're married
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so that they don't stick
their big penis inside you!
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Is that a bat
with nails in it?
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Did you say bat?
Oh, that's a great choice, bud.
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I played four years on my
prep school's J.V. team --
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Scottsdale Stangs.
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Let's go, Stangs!
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Let's hit a dinger!
Boom!
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Leave him alone,
you old creep.
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You're like
the same age as me.
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Guys, can we focus, please,
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namely on how we're
gonna get out of this
"Hunger Games" knock-off?
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Why don't you do
what you do best
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and focus
on yourself, okay?
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I'm surprised you've seen
"Hunger Games,"
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living in a car!
It's a van!
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Can you fit a refrigerator
in a car?
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I don't know.
Can you?
No!
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You know what? I just want
to say you're welcome...
[ Heartbeat ]
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...for all
the public-library books
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you burned for heat
in a trash fire!
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[ Horn blares ]
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♪♪
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[ Pack screams ]
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Pack, wait!
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30, 29 --
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Stuff you, Karen!
I'll give you 30 seconds
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to apologize to me
for your infidelity!
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30, 29 --
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It wasn't infidelity.
27, 26...
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Of course it was!
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28, 27 --
...25...
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Are you listening?
2--
...23, 22...
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24!
...20 -- Hurry up!
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"Van" Diesel, while
you were blabbering on
about your domicile,
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we missed our opportunity
to come up with a strategy!
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Owen: [ Muffled ] Well,
I'd welcome death right now
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if it meant I could
just have a brief break
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from your
shriek of a voice!
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[ Clearly ]
You sound like a small baby.
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Babies are already small,
you idiot.
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[ Chainsaw revving ]
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What is he doing?
Hey, Danny,
what are you doing?
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[ All screaming ]
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Hmm.
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It's just like most of these
guys just kind of ran away.
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[ Counting indistinctly ]
Yeah, and these two
Rain Mans
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are just counting
at each other.
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Yeah, Declan, this ain't exactly
a barn burner.
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Usually we got four or five
deaths by now.
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Patience,
please, gentlemen.
[ Counting continues ]
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This is merely
the first act.
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Yeah, well, the first act is
supposed to grab you, you know?
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You still doing that
screenwriting course?
I am.
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Okay,
what do we got here?
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Ah, this is the go.
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[ Metal clangs ]
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That's gone.
3...2...
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Ah, this is cool.
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Indiana Jones.
[ Whip cracks ]
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Ah, if only it came with a hat.
Aah!
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[ Groans ]
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Aha!
Steve's got a stickie!
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You apologize to me now,
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and I'll make it
a quick death!
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Steve, I am sorry.
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[ Exhales sharply ]
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Finally. Thank you.
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About your ball sack.
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Ohh! Ugh! Oh, my --
my big penis.
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♪♪
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Over there.
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Inside, quick!
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Into a murder warehouse?!
Do you have a death wish?
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We should climb on some
meat hooks while we're at it.
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[ Gasps ]
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Inside, quick!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Chainsaw whirring ]
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♪♪
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[ Coughing ]
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Oh, God.
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[ Whispering ]
Go find your own spot.
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There's like a hundred places
to hide in here.
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[ Whispering ] I don't care.
I was here first.
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I don't care.
This is my crate.
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Deal with it.
[ Groans ]
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[ Indistinct arguing ]
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Oh, my God, fine.
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♪♪
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Holy shit. He is really good
with those things.
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Why is he doing this?
He loves us.
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Danny:
I do love you, Flo.
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That's why you give me
no choice.
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Either you two
make up right now...
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or I ninja-star you
to death.
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Danny, what is this, some kind
of bullshit "Parent Trap"?
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Pretty much.
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How are you so good
with those things?!
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'Cause I'm a rich child
of divorce
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and went to a lot
of Samurai camps.
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Is that even a thing?
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When you're rich,
everything's a thing!
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I can't believe
your friend is doing this.
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My friend? [ Scoffs ]
He is your friend, too.
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You encourage him with all
of your action-movie talk.
Well, excuse me
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for trying to encourage
a little creativity.
It is good for him.
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Oh, everyone knows he's
a big, old Owen's boy.
Oh, my God.
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Why am I hearing fighting
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when I should be hearing
apologizing?!
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Okay, you know what?
This is insane.
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Someone needs to be
the adult.
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Danny! I'm coming up!
We're gonna talk!
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Hey, whoa. Hey. Hey.
All right, now, listen, buddy.
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Now, I know
that it can be difficult
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when your friends separate,
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but you got to trust
me that this is what
is best for everyone.
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Hey, Danny.
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Hey, put the throwing star
down, bud.
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Hey! Buddy, did you hear
what I said?
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Knock it off!
Hey, D--
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You are about to be
in big trouble!
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[ Screaming ]
He hit me!
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Oh, my God!
He actually hit me!
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Is this bad?
Is this bad?
Uh-huh.
Oh, yeah.
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Does it look gross?
Uh-huh.
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[ Groans ]
That's it!
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Daniel!
You have crossed a line!
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♪♪
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Uh-huh.
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What the shit?!
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"Scarlet Letter"!
[ Grunts ]
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Hester Prynne!
[ Grunts ]
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[ Shouts ]
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Save your breath,
Steve!
Why?
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So you won't have to hear the
truth about who you really are?!
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No! You should literally save
your breath!
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Aah!
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It takes oxygen
to thrust!
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Oh, I am done
thrusting with you!
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♪♪
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Ah!
Ow!
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[ Grunts ]
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Look, I get it.
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[ Meat fork thuds ]
You've got feelings for me.
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What?! How could I
after what you did to Anthony?
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Well, if you don't
have feelings for me,
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then what the hell
is this all about?
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Indistinct arguing ]
Wait. Which one of these guys
is Anthony?
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No, no, no. Anthony's
her husband back home.
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Ohh, and Awesome Blossom
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didn't know about him
before they banged?
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-No.
-Shh.
-Jesus, Errol,
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you get off your goddamn phone
for 10 seconds,
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you might be able
to follow some of this.
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Shut up!
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Ready?
To have a weapon that I've
only seen in the movies
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pulled from my chest?
Sure.
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[ Inhales sharply ]
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Three, two...
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[ Groans ]
Son of a...
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Danny, we do not
have time for this!
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If you have time
to break up,
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then you have time
to make up!
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Just ask The Stylistics.
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Who?
The Stylistics.
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He loves '70s music.
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I don't expect you
to know that
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because you never
spend any time with him.
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Danny, I need you
to listen to me, okay, bud?
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Us fighting
is not your fault.
Yeah. No shit.
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Danny, can we just
get up, please?
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We are in actual
danger here.
Sure!
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You can come out,
as long as you two admit
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that you still have
feelings for each other.
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♪♪
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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I won't let you
hurt Anthony!
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[ Ax whipping ]
253
00:10:48,182 --> 00:10:50,248
My husband has nothing
to do with us!
254
00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:53,519
Why do you even care?!
[ Dart thuds ]
255
00:10:53,521 --> 00:10:55,320
Don't you get it?!
256
00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:57,789
I was Anthony!
257
00:10:57,791 --> 00:11:00,458
My wife cheated on me!
258
00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:03,329
And she ruined my life!
259
00:11:03,331 --> 00:11:04,930
What?
260
00:11:04,932 --> 00:11:06,664
You never told me that.
261
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,334
Well, it's true.
262
00:11:08,336 --> 00:11:10,402
It's the whole reason
I got on that stupid plane
263
00:11:10,404 --> 00:11:13,271
in the first place --
to start over.
264
00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:15,040
And look
where that got me.
265
00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:20,612
♪♪
266
00:11:20,614 --> 00:11:22,814
So, this --
267
00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:26,484
this...is for Anthony.
268
00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:35,427
♪♪
269
00:11:35,429 --> 00:11:37,028
[ Ax thuds ]
270
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,263
Oh, shit.
271
00:11:39,633 --> 00:11:40,766
[ Dart thuds ]
272
00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:43,435
Aah! Aah! Ow!
273
00:11:43,437 --> 00:11:44,903
What the [bleep]
274
00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:49,307
♪♪
275
00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:52,077
Flo: Danny, we want
to show you something.
276
00:11:58,786 --> 00:12:00,986
Florence and I
have talked it over,
277
00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:04,656
and we've decided...
to get back together.
278
00:12:04,658 --> 00:12:07,259
[ Soft music plays ]
Really?
279
00:12:07,261 --> 00:12:08,927
Yeah. We did.
280
00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:11,663
Um, Florence
actually apologized to me.
281
00:12:11,665 --> 00:12:16,935
She said that she realizes
that she has been a huge bitch
282
00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:19,471
and she feels really, really
terrible about it.
283
00:12:19,473 --> 00:12:21,072
Owen apologized, too,
284
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:24,276
for being a giant asshole
who doesn't pay taxes --
285
00:12:24,278 --> 00:12:28,880
you know, the taxes
that pay for the road
his house is parked on.
286
00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:30,682
Owen, you said that?
287
00:12:30,684 --> 00:12:33,351
Yes, I did.
288
00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:35,287
I just really love her.
289
00:12:35,289 --> 00:12:37,555
That's nice.
Ow.
290
00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:39,891
That's really nice.
291
00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:41,693
But I'm gonna need you
to prove it.
292
00:12:41,695 --> 00:12:45,563
Oh, we're already holding hands!
What more do you want?!
293
00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:48,100
I want you to dance.
294
00:12:48,102 --> 00:12:50,102
Oh, for [bleep] sake.
295
00:12:50,104 --> 00:12:53,171
I want you to slow-dance
together.
296
00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:56,442
Show me that you care
with your bodies!
297
00:12:56,444 --> 00:12:59,044
Danny, there's not even any --
any music playing, man.
298
00:12:59,046 --> 00:13:00,712
You can't dance
to nothing.
299
00:13:00,714 --> 00:13:09,587
♪♪
300
00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:13,459
[ Hums The Stylistics'
"Break Up to Make Up" ]
301
00:13:13,461 --> 00:13:17,663
♪♪
302
00:13:17,665 --> 00:13:19,597
[ Grunting ]
303
00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:23,068
I'm sorry you were cheated on,
but this is different.
304
00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:26,004
Give me a break.
[ Grunts ]
Ohh!
305
00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:27,339
[ Panting ]
306
00:13:27,341 --> 00:13:29,741
What I'm trying
to say is,
307
00:13:29,743 --> 00:13:31,543
Ant and I
have an understanding.
308
00:13:31,545 --> 00:13:35,481
So he'd understand
just a random stud like me
309
00:13:35,483 --> 00:13:37,415
ramming his wife?
310
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,818
Hunh!
[ Groans ]
311
00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:41,153
Yes!
312
00:13:41,155 --> 00:13:44,556
We have an open marriage.
Come on.
313
00:13:44,558 --> 00:13:47,092
Those only exist
in fairy tales.
314
00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:49,495
Anthony
is my fairy tale.
315
00:13:49,497 --> 00:13:53,565
He told me as long
as my extramarital activity
316
00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:58,970
is purely sexual,
it's not infidelity.
317
00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:01,106
Really?
318
00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:03,775
[ Humming continues ]
319
00:14:03,777 --> 00:14:05,577
You're so handsome,
Owen.
320
00:14:05,579 --> 00:14:08,446
Mm. You're also
very handsome.
321
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,416
[ No audio ]
322
00:14:11,852 --> 00:14:15,053
That's it.
Feel the magic.
323
00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:16,388
Florence...
324
00:14:16,390 --> 00:14:19,791
why don't you touch
Owen's cool butt?
325
00:14:19,793 --> 00:14:21,659
What?
326
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:23,395
[ Sighs ]
327
00:14:23,397 --> 00:14:27,799
One time I told him I thought
you had a cool butt.
328
00:14:27,801 --> 00:14:30,468
[ Both chuckle ]
Okay.
329
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,470
How did that conversation
happen?
330
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,139
[ Chuckles ]
331
00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:35,741
[ The Stylistics'
"Break Up to Make Up" plays ]
332
00:14:35,743 --> 00:14:37,543
So he wouldn't mind
if he knew about us?
333
00:14:37,545 --> 00:14:39,344
Nope.
334
00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:42,948
He understands that I have
a massive sexual appetite,
335
00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:45,016
and he just wants me
to be happy.
336
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:48,554
♪♪
337
00:14:48,556 --> 00:14:52,224
♪ Break up to make up ♪
338
00:14:52,226 --> 00:14:56,962
♪ That's all we do ♪
339
00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:59,999
[ Both grunting ]
340
00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:04,169
Well, this is a first.
341
00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:07,239
♪ Break up to make up ♪
Wait!
Are we safe here?
342
00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:10,909
♪ That's all we do ♪
Follow me.
343
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:11,977
♪ Yeah ♪
344
00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:14,112
♪ First you love me ♪
345
00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:16,381
♪ Then you hate me ♪
346
00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:21,119
♪ That's a game for fools ♪
347
00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:24,990
♪ Wake up to make up ♪
348
00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:26,124
♪ That's all... ♪
349
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:27,926
That was really lovely, guys.
350
00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:30,062
You...
351
00:15:30,064 --> 00:15:31,797
Bring it in.
352
00:15:31,799 --> 00:15:33,732
-Come on.
-Yay
-Aww.
353
00:15:33,734 --> 00:15:35,400
-Dream Team.
-Flo.
354
00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:36,935
Now!
-Wh-- Oh, no!
355
00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:38,937
What are you doing?!
-Danny, it's for your own good!
356
00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:41,339
You might not get this now,
but we're your friends,
357
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:44,209
and we know
what's best for you.
You were faking?
358
00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:46,011
Then what was that whole
slow dance about?
359
00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:47,545
Danny, you made us dance.
360
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,147
We're in the middle
of a human hunt.
361
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:51,083
There is danger
around every corner.
362
00:15:51,085 --> 00:15:53,485
I'm gonna snap that dick
right off your body!
363
00:15:53,487 --> 00:15:55,020
-Yeah?!
-Huh?
364
00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:58,023
Steve: Ohh! Oh! Why!
[ Clattering ]
365
00:15:58,025 --> 00:16:00,692
[ Whispering ] They sound like
they're killing each other.
Ohh, yeah!
366
00:16:00,694 --> 00:16:03,295
-Here come the train, bitch!
-All aboard!
367
00:16:03,297 --> 00:16:05,030
[ Whispering ] I don't think
they're fighting.
368
00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:07,299
-Choo-choo!
-Next stop, heaven!
369
00:16:07,301 --> 00:16:11,570
-Ohh, yeah! Thrust!
-Ahh!
370
00:16:15,776 --> 00:16:17,208
[ Karen and Steve moaning ]
371
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,344
-God, that's dirty.
-Ohh, you like that?
372
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:21,146
Steve: Look at it.
Look how dirty it is.
373
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:23,482
[ Whispering ] Should we
tell them that we're here?
374
00:16:23,484 --> 00:16:26,351
[ Whispering ] I don't know.
It's been a really long time.
375
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:28,620
I feel like it would be weird
at this point.
376
00:16:28,622 --> 00:16:30,421
I think we should
just let them finish.
377
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:33,292
-Unh! Dirty!
-Mop this up, you bitch!
378
00:16:33,294 --> 00:16:35,226
-[ Laughs ]
-Ahh!
379
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:37,096
Karen:
You dirty piece of shit!
380
00:16:37,098 --> 00:16:40,165
[ Both moaning ]
[ Whispering ]
Guys, I'm sorry.
381
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:42,501
I just...
-Oh, yeah!
382
00:16:42,503 --> 00:16:44,503
I thought if you two
got back together
383
00:16:44,505 --> 00:16:46,371
that I could save
the Dream Team
384
00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:48,573
and then we could
save the others.
385
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:51,110
-No, it's out. It fell out.
-There's no use surviving
386
00:16:51,112 --> 00:16:53,578
if the Dream Team
falls apart.
387
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:55,380
-Ooh, it's in.
-Yeah, there it is.
388
00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:57,849
-Oh, no. No, it's out again.
-Okay.
389
00:16:57,851 --> 00:16:59,651
Steve: Should we leave it out?
Is that better?
390
00:16:59,653 --> 00:17:01,386
Hey, listen, bud,
391
00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:03,722
even if Flo and I
are not together,
392
00:17:03,724 --> 00:17:05,924
it doesn't mean that
we don't still care
about each other.
393
00:17:05,926 --> 00:17:07,258
[ Moaning continues ]
394
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:09,260
No matter what happens,
395
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:11,930
we will always be
the Dream Team.
396
00:17:11,932 --> 00:17:14,199
-All the way in.
-I promise.
397
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:16,001
-I'm caught. I'm caught.
-Okay?
398
00:17:16,003 --> 00:17:18,470
-Ah! What are you doing?!
-[ Sniffles ]
399
00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:20,672
[ Clears throat ]
Excuse me.
400
00:17:20,674 --> 00:17:21,807
♪♪
401
00:17:21,809 --> 00:17:24,676
He and Deborah are going through
a rough patch.
402
00:17:24,678 --> 00:17:27,012
Oh.
Yeah.
403
00:17:27,014 --> 00:17:28,480
[ Moaning continues ]
404
00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:31,683
Steve: Ooh, ooh, I'm gonna nut!
Ooh, ooh, I'm nutting!
405
00:17:31,685 --> 00:17:32,651
[ Thud ]
406
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,724
[ Clatters ]
407
00:17:40,961 --> 00:17:42,828
Someone's here.
408
00:17:42,830 --> 00:17:44,029
What?!
409
00:17:44,031 --> 00:17:46,565
Whoever's here,
reveal yourself.
410
00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:47,899
[ Whimpers ]
411
00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:52,637
♪♪
412
00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:55,106
It's us.
It's just us.
413
00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:57,909
[ All whoaing ]
414
00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:59,778
-Oh, shh. No, what --
-Watch the sharp movements.
415
00:17:59,780 --> 00:18:01,312
-Let's -- Whoa. Come on.
-It's -- Oh.
416
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:05,384
[ All shouting indistinctly ]
417
00:18:05,386 --> 00:18:07,452
Lis-- Listen, listen!
[ Exhales slowly ]
418
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:09,388
Okay, calm --
Hey, hey, hey, hey, listen.
419
00:18:09,390 --> 00:18:12,391
We just got here.
We didn't hear anything.
420
00:18:12,393 --> 00:18:15,460
-What is this, an ambush?
-No. We didn't see any bush.
421
00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:16,728
Why are you still
wearing socks?
422
00:18:16,730 --> 00:18:19,598
My feet get cold.
Don't look at me!
423
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:23,935
♪♪
424
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,004
Run!
425
00:18:25,006 --> 00:18:26,805
Where the hell
are my pants?!
426
00:18:26,807 --> 00:18:29,941
No time. After them.
427
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:31,610
How the [bleep]
did they get up there?
428
00:18:31,612 --> 00:18:34,813
We should split up.
She can't track us all at once.
429
00:18:34,815 --> 00:18:37,282
-Okay.
-Wait!
430
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:39,818
Who do I go with?
431
00:18:39,820 --> 00:18:41,953
What?
Either of us.
432
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:44,155
Don't make me choose.
433
00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:47,158
♪♪
434
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,394
Is she behind us?
435
00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:52,363
Yeah!
Is she gaining on us?!
436
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:55,634
[ Screaming ]
437
00:18:55,636 --> 00:18:59,038
[ Panting ]
438
00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:00,839
Okay, now,
just listen, girl.
439
00:19:00,841 --> 00:19:02,507
Aah!
[ Grunts ]
440
00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:04,175
Holy...
[ Grunts ]
441
00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:06,511
Huh?
[ Grunts ]
442
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:08,980
[ Grunts ]
What the hell?!
443
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:10,115
-Danny!
-What the hell?!
444
00:19:10,117 --> 00:19:11,917
-Punch her!
-What the hell?!
445
00:19:11,919 --> 00:19:13,652
[ Grunts ] Huh?
446
00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:15,054
[ Bone cracks ]
Aah!
447
00:19:15,056 --> 00:19:16,321
Holy shit!
448
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:17,789
Aah!
[ Grunts ]
449
00:19:17,791 --> 00:19:20,525
This is how you hit a girl!
[ Grunts ]
450
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:23,061
Ow!
My good titty!
451
00:19:23,063 --> 00:19:24,529
-Ha ha.
-[ Shouts ]
452
00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:27,398
Ah. That's
how you hit a girl.
453
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,733
Oh, I hate
that I just said.
454
00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:31,170
Oh, my God.
That sounded so bad.
455
00:19:32,072 --> 00:19:33,739
Run.
456
00:19:33,741 --> 00:19:38,209
Come on, Karen.
You've had two 10-pound babies.
457
00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:40,545
This pain is nothing.
458
00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:41,613
Oh, hey.
459
00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:43,882
Turns out my pants
were in the rafters.
460
00:19:43,884 --> 00:19:45,750
And I found this ax.
461
00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:48,553
Your pants are
on backwards.
What?
462
00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:50,822
[ Sighs ] Why does this
keep happening?
463
00:19:50,824 --> 00:19:57,829
♪♪
464
00:19:57,831 --> 00:20:00,332
Well, well, well.
465
00:20:01,902 --> 00:20:04,870
You got nowhere to run now,
you perverts.
466
00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:11,710
Karen, please.
467
00:20:11,712 --> 00:20:12,978
It's nothing personal.
468
00:20:12,980 --> 00:20:15,614
Here we go.
469
00:20:16,717 --> 00:20:20,319
Wait! There's something
I need to tell you.
470
00:20:20,321 --> 00:20:23,054
Declan told me that --
[ All gasp ]
471
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:28,460
♪♪
472
00:20:31,865 --> 00:20:34,800
No! No, no, no!
Not Steve!
473
00:20:34,802 --> 00:20:36,535
Ohh!
474
00:20:36,537 --> 00:20:38,203
W-Wait. Who was it?!
Who -- Who shot him?!
475
00:20:40,474 --> 00:20:41,940
Holy shit.
476
00:20:41,942 --> 00:20:44,810
We don't have
a goddamn camera on this?!
477
00:20:44,812 --> 00:20:47,278
Wait. So,
it's a cliffhanger?!
478
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:51,683
A cliffhanger?!
Are you kidding me?!
479
00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:54,086
-How?! What?!
-[ Screams ]
-God damn it!