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I have feelings for you!
I have feelings for you,
too!
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I'm going
to break you
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and watch you hunt
each other to the death.
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[ Electricity crackles ]
Jess! No!
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-Where am I?
-Her brains are scrambled!
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She thinks she's in college.
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I can't be your wife.
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I guess today is the first day
of me trying to win you back.
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'Sup, Jess?
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Brought you a bucket of water.
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I thought you might
want to hydrate up
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before we all get around to
murdering each other tomorrow.
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Murder.
Why would I say murder?
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Oh, my God, Todd.
What is wrong with you?
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Just be Todd, all right?
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You're a boss and a pimp.
You got this, man.
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[ Exhaling sharply ]
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You and I both know you're
the key to getting out of here.
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Please, just tell me
how to use you.
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If you put it here,
this is where we can
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bounce over the wall.
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On a trampoline?
Yeah.
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Where will we get one?
That's where she comes in.
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So, is L.A.,
like, so crazy?
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Yeah, I guess.
[ Laughs ]
That's so crazy.
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[ Laughs ]
'Sup, Jess?
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Thought you might be thirsty,
so I brought you a bucket
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of water from
that weird pipe over there.
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Okay.
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You remember
anything yet?
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-Nope.
-Getting closer, though?
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No.
Why would you think that?
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Just thought I saw a little
twinkle in you eyes, that's all.
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[ Pops lips ]
There's no twinkle.
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No twinkle.
Got it. Yep.
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Well, hey...
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let a homey know.
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Okay, bye.
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Thanks, Todd.
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Oh, I'd actually
like a cup of that water.
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Oh, my God, totally.
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You know, water's,
like, so basic,
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but it's still so good,
right?
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I think it's pretty important
to life, yeah.
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[ Laughs ]
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You're so funny.
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Okay. I mean, I guess
I'm sort of funny, yeah.
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Holy Mother of God.
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Jess has a boner for Pack.
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♪♪
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It seems like our only chance
to trounce these rich dicks
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is tomorrow at the Hunt.
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I don't see how,
unless we can find a way
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to deactivate
these bracelets.
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You don't think anyone's gonna
turn on each other, do you?
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No.
No, they won't.
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Not as long as the Dream Team
stays strong.
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We're the twisty tie
that holds
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this whole bag of bread
together.
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And as long as we don't get lost
on the countertops
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or chewed up by a dog
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or fall between the fridge
and the wall --
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What are you talking about?
Yeah, you lost me
at the dog thing.
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Whoo, that one got away
from me there.
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[ Chuckling ]
Oh, I'm sorry, wow.
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Speeches are hard.
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You don't get
enough credit for that.
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Heads up.
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♪♪
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Tomorrow is the Hunt.
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Most of you will die,
some sooner than others.
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But Mr. Stanwick
is a gracious man.
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He has asked me
to take your order.
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What order?
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For your final meal.
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This may be the last time
you ever eat.
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Collectively,
you will choose one meal,
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which I will prepare.
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Anything your heart desires.
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So...what will it be?
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We should eat something.
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No point in depriving ourselves
of useful calories.
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Yeah, yeah, okay, um...
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What about pizza?
Everyone loves pizza, right?
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-Yeah.
-Oh, my God, yes.
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-Pizza.
-Okay.
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-I'm happy with pizza.
-Fine by me.
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As long as it's
got meat on it.
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-Yeah.
-Martha, can you do pizza?
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Can I top a flat piece of bread
with sauce and cheese?
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Yes, I think I can...
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"do" pizza.
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Oh, man, I love pizza!
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Shut up.
I love pizza.
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That's so crazy, though,
we like the same thing.
I mean, everybody
kind of loves pizza.
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Wait!
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♪♪
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No pizza.
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Why not?
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Because it's...
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greasy and slimy
and soft.
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It sucks!
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Well, Todd,
you have a better idea?
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Oh, yeah, I do.
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Something that's actually
satisfying
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and badass,
like ribs.
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Yeah, big old slab
of baby-back ribs.
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Nom, nom, nom, nom.
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Okay. I'll have to fire up
the smoker.
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Fire up that smoker.
I want a pizza,
but ribs is fine.
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-I like it.
-Ribs and sauces.
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Wait!
Not ribs, okay?
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At least with pizza,
I could pick the meat off.
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If we get to choose
our last meal,
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we can't just have
a slab of ribs.
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That's insane.
Why not?
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Red meat is terrible
for the environment, okay?
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And also, you know, goes without
saying -- meat is murder.
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[ All groaning ]
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-Boo!
-Boring!
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Karen:
I don't understand.
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Ever since we crashed,
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you've been sucking the boar
meat straight off the bone.
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I had no other choice.
I was starving.
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Oh, s-so you're
a hypocrite?
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[ Scoffs ]
I'm not a hypocrite.
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I value all life.
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Didn't you kill a dude
with a chili pepper?
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Okay, you know what?
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If I die tomorrow,
I die with my principles intact.
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I demand plant-based
foods only.
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-Ohh, man.
-That sounds horrible!
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I want a pizza!
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I'm a man.
I'm not a rabbit.
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Yeah, if I wanted to die
smelling veggie farts,
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I would've let that drifter
kill me in Portland, okay?
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No, no, no, no. We all need
at least 36 grams of protein.
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36 grams? Isn't that gonna
overload your circuit board?
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Enough!
Don't you see?
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This is just another one
of Declan's games.
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We're all just prawns
on his chest board.
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Ooh,
shrimp would be nice.
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The only way to beat Declan
is to just not play at all,
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which is why I think
we should hunger strike.
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Now, who's with me?
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No one? Not a single...
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Jess. Come on.
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We used to always team up
in the old days.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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You probably can't remember
'cause of your mushy brain.
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Okay, that's rude.
Come on.
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Do not take
advantage of her.
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Whatever!
Enjoy your food, losers.
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Okay, listen up. We're clearly
not getting anywhere.
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Somebody needs to just make
a decision. I'll pick.
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I'm sorry,
who made you leader?
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[ Chuckling ] Okay, no --
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no one actually made me
the leader, right?
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But since no one else
ever steps up,
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here I am,
making the tough decisions.
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And I say we go with
a classic...steak dinner.
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Oh, great choice!
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It's a classic
for a reason.
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Uh, steak?
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Did you not hear
anything I just said?
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Yeah, but there's
gonna be a bunch of sides.
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You know what they say --
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with steak,
sides make the meal.
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Okay. Florence,
I can't please everybody.
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I'm not asking you
to please everyone.
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I'm asking you
to support me.
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Don't waste your time, bro.
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She's gonna get her brains
all scrambled, anyway,
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and leave you.
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They always do.
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Dude, seriously,
you need to chill out.
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I wasn't even
talking about you.
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[ Indistinct arguing ]
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-How do they always do it?
-They always do.
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Silence!
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[ Arguing stops ]
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What do you want?
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Pizza!
A steak dinner
with a lot of sides.
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Olive tapenade.
[ Indistinct shouting ]
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I like pizza, though.
Both of us, because...
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Okay! You idiots have one hour
to decide what you're having.
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Otherwise,
you're eating PB&Js.
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-Okay. Yeah.
-Okay.
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That's actually
a pretty good idea.
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00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:07,760
And it won't be
the fancy PB&Js
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with nice bread
and stuff.
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It'll be the shit ones
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with unsalted peanut butter
and not enough jelly.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Okay.
Let's try this again.
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Sweet and sour pork --
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"love it," "hate it,"
or "eh, fine."
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Go.
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[ Indistinct talking ]
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And feel free to join me
in Hunger Strike Corner.
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Still plenty of room.
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00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:41,426
-Be nice, okay?
-Wait!
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00:07:41,428 --> 00:07:43,162
I want to use
my soft veto.
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Seriously?
I'm sorry, but ever since
that LFO song,
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Chinese food
has made me sick.
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Okay, we've got one soft veto.
Anyone want to match?
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I'll match that.
I got you, babe.
I'm not your babe.
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00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:57,108
Then you leave me no choice
but to use my challenge.
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You can't challenge
a match.
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That's the whole point
of the match.
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00:08:00,447 --> 00:08:03,248
Wait, but how many vetoes
can we use this round?
213
00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:06,251
Oh, my God. How many times
do I have to go over this?
214
00:08:06,253 --> 00:08:08,119
You get one hard veto
and two soft
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00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:09,654
unless you successfully
challenge a block,
216
00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:11,390
in which case you get
an extra hard veto
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00:08:11,392 --> 00:08:12,657
and the option
to zig a zag.
218
00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:15,260
It's not that difficult,
people! [ Laughs ]
219
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Soft veto, hard veto --
who gives a shit?
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00:08:18,799 --> 00:08:23,134
What we should be talking about
is soft or hard tacos.
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Absolutely.
I want tacos!
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00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:26,938
-Wait. What?
-Tacos.
223
00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:29,140
-Oh, man.
-You guys, I'm sorry.
224
00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:30,675
I got to super block tacos.
225
00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:32,343
-No!
-No!
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00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,213
I don't want to have the runs
when we're on the run, okay?
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That is disgusting.
You're talking about poop.
228
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What kind of tacos
do you think we're eating?
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-Oh, I agree. Eww!
-All right!
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Let's just look at what we have
right now, okay?
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So far, the meal with the most
points is the turkey sandwich,
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in which everyone is an
"eh, fine," except for Pack.
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Come on, you guys want
to have a cold sandwich
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for your last meal ever?
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00:08:54,568 --> 00:08:56,034
-Absolutely, we do.
-Sure.
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You know what? Fine.
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I'm starving,
so turkey sandwich it is.
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-Yay.
-[ Laughs ]
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00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:03,775
Nope! Then I hate it.
Oh, my God.
240
00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:05,176
-What?
-What?
241
00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:07,712
-What is happening?
-Okay, friend.
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00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:11,650
You have been directly opposed
to Pack every vote.
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00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:13,985
Erratic behavior
is an emotional cue.
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00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:15,720
What is going on?
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♪♪
246
00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:21,326
All right, you want to know
what's going on? Fine.
247
00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:24,395
Pack is using
Jess' soupy brain
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00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:27,066
to trick her into
having feelings for him.
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00:09:27,068 --> 00:09:32,237
Oh, excuse me
for a minute.
250
00:09:33,607 --> 00:09:35,274
Do you have
feelings for me?
What?
251
00:09:35,276 --> 00:09:38,143
I mean, it's, like, whatever.
Who cares?
252
00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:40,011
[ Laughs ] I mean,
do you like me or whatever?
253
00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:42,614
You see? The dude's trying to
steal her right in front of me.
254
00:09:42,616 --> 00:09:45,150
Well, technically,
isn't she kind of single?
255
00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:46,885
I mean, her memory's
still a bit --
256
00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:47,886
-No. No, she's not.
-Yeah.
257
00:09:47,888 --> 00:09:49,488
-Yes.
-Yeah.
258
00:09:49,490 --> 00:09:51,090
My wife is still in there.
I know it.
Okay.
259
00:09:51,092 --> 00:09:54,426
Jess, at our Cruise-ifornication
Red Hot Chili Wedding,
260
00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:55,961
we made a sacred vow
to each other
261
00:09:55,963 --> 00:09:58,029
to always be partners --
262
00:09:58,031 --> 00:10:00,231
in life, love,
and Flip Cup...
263
00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:01,566
-What?
-Beer pong.
264
00:10:01,568 --> 00:10:03,835
No. I didn't make a vow
to anyone.
265
00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:05,436
I don't even know you.
266
00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:06,705
All I know
is that you're a jerk
267
00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:08,373
and you smell
like my dad's friends.
268
00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:09,708
Okay, okay,
all right, all right, all right,
269
00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,777
all right,
all right, all right.
270
00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:14,579
Todd, listen, man, I'm really
sorry about what's happening.
271
00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:17,582
But...the heart wants
what the heart wants.
272
00:10:17,584 --> 00:10:19,050
Oh, you want to
start something, bro?!
Let's do it!
273
00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:20,452
-Let's go!
-Come get me!
274
00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:22,187
-Come on. I'm coming.
-Come get -- I'm right here!
275
00:10:22,189 --> 00:10:23,855
No, you're not.
I'm not going anywhere!
276
00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:25,324
You are, though.
I'd never back down
from any man.
277
00:10:25,326 --> 00:10:26,992
You're backing down.
You're moving backwards.
278
00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:28,660
Oh, my God. Guys!
279
00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:31,330
I'd never move!
Enough!
Save it for tomorrow.
280
00:10:31,332 --> 00:10:33,264
I'm sorry.
Save what for tomorrow?
281
00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:35,801
Because we're not hunting
each other, right?
282
00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:37,002
Listen.
283
00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:39,004
We may very well
band together
284
00:10:39,006 --> 00:10:40,672
and fight our way
off this island.
285
00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:42,941
But it's more likely we're gonna
crack under pressure
286
00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:44,275
and kill each other.
287
00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:45,811
-What!
-What are you talking about?!
288
00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:47,679
Either way,
we're gonna need fuel.
289
00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:49,480
So just pick a meal.
290
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:52,884
So you think you could actually
kill us, your friends?
291
00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:54,153
No, Karen.
292
00:10:54,155 --> 00:10:56,755
Before you say anything,
I want you to take...
293
00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:58,157
Yes, I could.
...a beat!
294
00:10:58,159 --> 00:10:59,825
-Oh, my God!
-Take a beat, Karen!
295
00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:02,627
It's not even fair! She's like
the Wayne Gretzky of murder.
296
00:11:02,629 --> 00:11:04,229
And we don't even know
how to ice skate.
297
00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:06,097
We're just gonna
be flopping around
298
00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:07,298
with our cold dicks!
299
00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:08,967
How could you hunt us?
300
00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:10,569
Well,
it's very simple, really.
301
00:11:10,571 --> 00:11:12,971
I'll do anything to get back
to Anthony and the girls.
302
00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:14,439
What?
303
00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:16,508
Who are Anthony
and the girls?
304
00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:19,644
My husband and my daughters,
Lydia and Eleanor.
305
00:11:19,646 --> 00:11:21,913
♪♪
306
00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:23,448
You're straight?
307
00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:25,650
♪♪
308
00:11:25,652 --> 00:11:28,520
You have a family?!
309
00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:30,189
Of course.
I'm of breeding age.
310
00:11:30,191 --> 00:11:32,524
I can't believe this.
311
00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:34,926
We stuck our sex junk
into each other.
Ohh.
312
00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:36,195
-What?!
-So what?
313
00:11:36,197 --> 00:11:38,998
So what?!
You're married!
314
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,066
You lied to me.
You're a liar.
315
00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:45,670
Like Jim Carrey in that movie --
"I Can't Stop Fibbing Man."
316
00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:48,073
What?
Maybe it was
the New Zealand title.
317
00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:49,140
-Oh.
-Oh.
318
00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:50,809
Marriage is a holy commitment.
319
00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:53,344
Amen.
You can't just
toss it aside
320
00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:54,880
like a dirty [bleep] rag.
321
00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:56,215
Amen?
322
00:11:56,217 --> 00:11:57,616
I would never have cheated
on my ex-wife
323
00:11:57,618 --> 00:11:59,284
when I was married
to her.
324
00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:01,086
Now I just feel
disgusting!
325
00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:02,421
Wait. You were married?
326
00:12:02,423 --> 00:12:03,755
Yes, I was married.
327
00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:05,356
Not that you'd care,
any of you,
328
00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:07,158
'cause none of you give a shit
about Steve!
329
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,693
-Well, mm.
-Mm.
330
00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:10,762
First it's all,
"Oh, Steve's weird."
331
00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:13,364
Yeah.
And then it's like,
"Oh, Steve's a murderer!"
332
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:14,766
-You are, yeah.
-Yeah.
333
00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:16,902
And now, "Steve's
hunger strike is stupid!"
334
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:21,240
Okay, pal. Just kind of relax,
'cause you're acting insane.
335
00:12:21,242 --> 00:12:23,708
Oh, this is insane, is it?
I don't think so.
336
00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:26,845
You haven't seen insane yet.
This is insane!
337
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:29,314
Aaah! Whoo! Whoo!
338
00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:33,052
Hyyyah! Aaah!
339
00:12:33,054 --> 00:12:35,454
Caw! Caw!
340
00:12:35,456 --> 00:12:37,122
No, no, no, no!
341
00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:38,257
[ All shout ]
342
00:12:38,259 --> 00:12:40,191
Jess:
That was the clean one!
343
00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:42,861
Good night, sweethearts!
344
00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:43,729
[ Thumping ]
345
00:12:43,731 --> 00:12:45,731
Stop!
[ Breathing quickly ]
346
00:12:45,733 --> 00:12:46,998
You okay, Jess?
347
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,000
No! I'm not okay.
348
00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:51,870
I just woke up on this island,
and I'm gonna die tomorrow,
349
00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:54,005
and now everyone
won't stop screaming.
350
00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:55,540
[ Crying ] I'm sorry.
351
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:59,010
I'm just, like, really tired
and really hungry.
352
00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:00,211
You know what?
353
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:01,747
After all Jess
has been through,
354
00:13:01,749 --> 00:13:03,282
maybe we should just
let her choose what to eat.
355
00:13:03,284 --> 00:13:05,684
Let her choose
what to eat, yep.
356
00:13:05,686 --> 00:13:07,953
I said it, too, so if you
thought that was sweet,
357
00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:09,288
I was sweet, too.
358
00:13:09,290 --> 00:13:11,422
-That's a great idea, Pack.
-And Todd.
359
00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:13,592
Jess,
what do you want?
360
00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:22,501
Well...
361
00:13:22,503 --> 00:13:23,902
-What do you guys want?
-Oh, no.
362
00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:25,170
-Oh, no.
-I don't know!
363
00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:26,237
You have to pick it.
364
00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:27,572
Ugh, we were so close!
365
00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:30,041
Screw it! You know what?
I need comfort food.
366
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:31,643
Let's just --
Let's just have
367
00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:33,312
the old classic oatmeal
and trout.
368
00:13:33,314 --> 00:13:34,846
-Oatmeal and trout?!
-Eww!
369
00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:36,381
How about --
How about chicken?
370
00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:38,117
Everybody loves chicken, right?
I'm sorry. Flo?
371
00:13:38,119 --> 00:13:41,120
Fine with me. I'm willing to
compromise just to finish this.
372
00:13:41,122 --> 00:13:43,789
All right, so, what kind
of chicken do we want?
373
00:13:43,791 --> 00:13:47,392
Do we want nuggs?
Do we want wings? Tikka masala?
374
00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:49,528
Let's keep it simple --
grilled chicken, huh?
375
00:13:49,530 --> 00:13:52,864
Oh, oh, what about fried, right?
Like Momofuku-good fried?
376
00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:54,065
-Mmm. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Yeah.
377
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:55,200
One final vote.
378
00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:57,068
Grilled or fried chicken,
379
00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:58,403
and then we're done, okay?
380
00:13:58,405 --> 00:13:59,738
Owen, grilled or fried?
381
00:13:59,740 --> 00:14:00,939
Whichever.
I don't care.
382
00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:02,808
You have to care.
It's for the vote.
383
00:14:02,810 --> 00:14:04,609
Just pick one.
What does it matter?
384
00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:05,877
It's the same thing either way.
It's chicken.
385
00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,679
It's like Democrats
or Republicans.
386
00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:09,348
Democrats and Republicans
are not the same thing.
387
00:14:09,350 --> 00:14:12,217
Yeah, they are.
Okay, guys, maybe we shouldn't
talk about politics?
388
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:15,020
Either way, it's the upper class
that's ruling everything.
389
00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:16,555
[ Chuckling ]
I mean, if you don't think
390
00:14:16,557 --> 00:14:17,956
that we're living
in an oligarchy,
391
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,691
you need to wake up.
392
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:22,828
So which way do you vote?
Oh, I don't vote.
393
00:14:22,830 --> 00:14:23,896
What?!
394
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,306
So, you've never voted,
like, ever?
395
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:36,508
Uh, no.
Not even for Obama?
396
00:14:36,510 --> 00:14:39,043
Oh, my God.
This is bonkers.
397
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,512
You're bonkers!
This is crazy!
398
00:14:40,514 --> 00:14:42,447
I really don't see
what the big deal is.
399
00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:43,515
Clearly you don't.
400
00:14:43,517 --> 00:14:44,917
Okay,
even if the whole system
401
00:14:44,919 --> 00:14:46,518
wasn't rigged
for the banks --
402
00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:48,052
which it is --
it's just one vote.
403
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,854
It doesn't make a difference
either way.
404
00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:51,724
Every vote matters. That's
the whole point of democracy.
405
00:14:51,726 --> 00:14:53,325
Okay.
I have a question for you.
406
00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:56,128
Um, is it soft?
Is what soft?
407
00:14:56,130 --> 00:14:58,931
The wool that's been pulled
over your eyes!
408
00:14:58,933 --> 00:15:00,265
-Ohh!
-Ohh!
-Ohh!
409
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,801
Okay, okay.
I vote we change the subject.
410
00:15:02,803 --> 00:15:05,137
Right, get it?
So, uh, chicken, huh?
411
00:15:05,139 --> 00:15:05,938
I love --
Shh!
412
00:15:05,940 --> 00:15:07,806
What about
local elections?
413
00:15:07,808 --> 00:15:10,342
Your one vote could decide
where your local taxes go.
414
00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:13,077
Have you thought about that,
or are you too selfish?
415
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:15,547
Wrong again.
I don't pay local taxes.
416
00:15:15,549 --> 00:15:16,949
Yes, you do. We all do.
417
00:15:16,951 --> 00:15:19,084
Not if you live
in a van.
418
00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:23,956
♪♪
419
00:15:23,958 --> 00:15:26,625
You live in a van?
420
00:15:26,627 --> 00:15:28,693
Yeah, I do, okay?
421
00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:30,562
I was traveling so much
as a flight attendant,
422
00:15:30,564 --> 00:15:32,030
it's like,
why am I shelling out
423
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,632
for an apartment
that I'm never in?
424
00:15:33,634 --> 00:15:37,569
With the van, I save money
on taxes and rent,
425
00:15:37,571 --> 00:15:39,772
and I get to shower
at the airline gym.
426
00:15:39,774 --> 00:15:42,441
-Gross.
-Dude. You're homeless?
427
00:15:42,443 --> 00:15:44,443
No, I am a citizen
of the world.
428
00:15:44,445 --> 00:15:46,578
Who doesn't vote
and sleeps in a car.
429
00:15:46,580 --> 00:15:47,912
It's a van!
430
00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:50,448
This is just classic
white male privilege.
431
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,585
Well, how about that classic
white meat chicken, right?
432
00:15:53,587 --> 00:15:55,720
Okay, if anyone here
is privileged, it's you.
433
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:57,656
And don't get all high
and mighty with me
434
00:15:57,658 --> 00:15:59,591
just 'cause you voted
for "Obama bin Laden."
435
00:15:59,593 --> 00:16:00,859
-What?!
-Hello!
436
00:16:00,861 --> 00:16:02,995
Excuse me,
what are you talking about?
437
00:16:02,997 --> 00:16:05,730
Oh, crack a book.
You know what?
I thought you were a good guy.
438
00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:07,265
But, apparently,
that's just Island Owen,
439
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:11,269
because the real Owen from
back home is a friggin' dirtbag.
440
00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:13,405
Well, maybe you shouldn't be
with any Owen.
441
00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:15,340
Fine by me!
Fine by me!
442
00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:22,414
♪♪
443
00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:25,884
[ Laughs ]
I can't believe this.
444
00:16:25,886 --> 00:16:27,952
I'm just glad I've got
somebody to talk to.
445
00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:30,689
I hear that,
and I hear you.
446
00:16:30,691 --> 00:16:32,290
[ Both laugh ]
447
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:36,161
You know, I really thought that
Todd douche was gonna kill you.
448
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,762
Yeah?
Yeah.
449
00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:39,164
I mean, he's not,
like, the biggest guy,
450
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:41,033
but his arms
are pretty buffed.
451
00:16:41,035 --> 00:16:44,236
If he really got to the point
of raging out, yikes.
452
00:16:45,639 --> 00:16:47,439
But whatever.
Who cares about him?
453
00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:48,707
[ Laughing ] Right.
Right?
454
00:16:48,709 --> 00:16:50,909
Who cares?
Mm-hmm.
455
00:16:50,911 --> 00:16:55,047
♪♪
456
00:16:55,049 --> 00:16:57,049
[ Spits ]
457
00:16:57,051 --> 00:17:00,052
♪♪
458
00:17:00,054 --> 00:17:01,786
Hey, man.
459
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:05,057
People are starting
to turn on each other.
460
00:17:05,059 --> 00:17:07,392
You know what I think
they need?
461
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:10,395
Classic Owen speech --
rally the troops, you know?
462
00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:11,663
[ Chuckles ]
You know what?
463
00:17:11,665 --> 00:17:13,998
I am done trying to lead
these people.
464
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,268
If you want a speech, Danny,
you make it.
465
00:17:16,270 --> 00:17:21,606
♪♪
466
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:23,608
Um.
467
00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:24,743
Hi, everyone.
468
00:17:24,745 --> 00:17:26,578
Can I get your attention,
please?
469
00:17:29,550 --> 00:17:32,417
Thank you.
470
00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:34,219
I know we're all
a bit freaked out
471
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:39,157
with the whole Hunt
hanging over our heads,
472
00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:42,961
but we got to remember
that we are family,
473
00:17:42,963 --> 00:17:46,765
and every family
has its low moments,
474
00:17:46,767 --> 00:17:51,704
whether that's your parents
getting divorced
475
00:17:51,706 --> 00:17:55,373
or your sister
blowing up your dad
476
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:56,975
with a golf cart.
477
00:17:56,977 --> 00:17:58,376
♪♪
478
00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:02,714
The point is,
instead of dwelling on the lows,
479
00:18:02,716 --> 00:18:05,450
I'd rather focus
on the highs.
480
00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:10,923
Like the fact that we've all
made it this far together!
481
00:18:10,925 --> 00:18:13,392
You know, when we landed
on this island,
482
00:18:13,394 --> 00:18:15,660
I had a vision...
483
00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:19,331
of all of us
in the future.
484
00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:22,467
It was like the end of one
of those "Fast & Furious" movies
485
00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:25,337
where you can tell that the crew
has been through some shit
486
00:18:25,339 --> 00:18:29,741
but they came out of it together
because they are a family.
487
00:18:29,743 --> 00:18:32,677
Owen: Yeah,
but that's just a movie.
488
00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:34,212
And we're not a family.
489
00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:35,948
We're just a bunch
of strangers
490
00:18:35,950 --> 00:18:39,884
who had the shitty luck
of getting on the same plane.
491
00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:41,353
Maybe we were strangers,
but --
492
00:18:41,355 --> 00:18:43,622
If we're not strangers,
what's my last name?
493
00:18:43,624 --> 00:18:45,624
♪♪
494
00:18:45,626 --> 00:18:47,626
Uhh.
495
00:18:47,628 --> 00:18:50,228
Owen...
496
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,896
Wilson?
497
00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:54,699
You think that my name
is Owen Wilson,
498
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,101
like the movie star?
499
00:18:56,103 --> 00:18:58,370
Wahlberg?
Wahlburger.
500
00:18:58,372 --> 00:18:59,972
Wallbanger.
501
00:18:59,974 --> 00:19:01,506
Owen Harvey Wallbanger.
502
00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:05,878
Hold up. Does anyone know
any of our last names?
503
00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:11,650
See?
504
00:19:11,652 --> 00:19:13,585
We're no one
to each other.
505
00:19:13,587 --> 00:19:17,922
♪♪
506
00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:19,925
Martha: Dinner is served.
507
00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:23,462
We never settled
on anything.
508
00:19:23,464 --> 00:19:25,397
I did.
509
00:19:25,399 --> 00:19:27,065
And it's oatmeal and trout.
510
00:19:27,067 --> 00:19:28,467
Pack: Are you serious?
511
00:19:28,469 --> 00:19:29,734
-Ugh!
-Ugh!
512
00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:31,003
-What?
-Oatmeal and trout?
513
00:19:31,005 --> 00:19:33,472
You had her make oatmeal
and trout for all of us?
514
00:19:33,474 --> 00:19:36,208
Well, you heard Owen.
We're strangers.
515
00:19:36,210 --> 00:19:38,410
So screw you people.
516
00:19:38,412 --> 00:19:39,812
Every man for himself.
517
00:19:39,814 --> 00:19:41,880
The hell is wrong with you?
Nobody wants that!
518
00:19:41,882 --> 00:19:44,349
[ Indistinct yelling ]
519
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:47,619
It's all we've got!
It's fine. Okay.
520
00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:49,355
♪♪
521
00:19:51,892 --> 00:19:55,360
[ Ominous music plays ]
522
00:19:55,362 --> 00:20:04,169
♪♪
523
00:20:04,171 --> 00:20:12,777
♪♪
524
00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:21,586
♪♪
525
00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:24,456
♪♪
526
00:20:24,458 --> 00:20:33,465
♪♪
527
00:20:33,467 --> 00:20:37,536
♪♪
528
00:20:37,538 --> 00:20:39,538
[ Choir vocalizing ]
529
00:20:39,540 --> 00:20:46,745
♪♪
530
00:20:46,747 --> 00:20:53,752
♪♪
531
00:20:53,754 --> 00:20:58,623
♪♪
532
00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:01,093
[ Bird caws ]