1 00:00:10,469 --> 00:00:11,595 Hey, Harper. 2 00:00:11.679 --> 00:00:12.972 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% [gasps] Are those gumballs? 3 00:00:13.054 --> 00:00:14.389 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Don't mind if I do! 4 00:00:14.473 --> 00:00:15.557 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Dad! 5 00:00:15.641 --> 00:00:18.018 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Don't you see the caution tape? 6 00:00:18.101 --> 00:00:22.105 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% I don't see much of anything when I got gumballs on my mind. 7 00:00:22.189 --> 00:00:24.525 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Those are not gumballs. 8 00:00:24.608 --> 00:00:26.986 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Those are nucleotides in the DNA model 9 00:00:27.068 --> 00:00:31.573 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% that I spent the last three days carefully crafting. 10 00:00:31.657 --> 00:00:33.450 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% So please 11 00:00:33.534 --> 00:00:35.744 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% be careful. 12 00:00:35.828 --> 00:00:38.580 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% [jet pack thrusting] 13 00:00:38.664 --> 00:00:39.707 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Whoo-hoo! 14 00:00:39.790 --> 00:00:43.335 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Look out for my-- 15 00:00:44.586 --> 00:00:45.963 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Harper, you should really 16 00:00:46.045 --> 00:00:50.300 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% be more cautious around caution tape. 17 00:00:50.384 --> 00:00:52.177 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Thanks. 18 00:00:52.260 --> 00:00:53.762 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% But since your model's destroyed, 19 00:00:53.846 --> 00:00:57.641 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% think I'll help myself to a gumball. 20 00:00:57.725 --> 00:00:59.810 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% That's Styrofoam. 21 00:00:59.894 --> 00:01:02.521 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Whatever it is, sure is tasty. 22 00:01:06.608 --> 00:01:08.276 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% That is so cool! 23 00:01:08.360 --> 00:01:10.529 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% This jet pack is pretty awesome. 24 00:01:10.612 --> 00:01:12.740 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% They put coleslaw in my pastrami sandwich, 25 00:01:12.823 --> 00:01:15.701 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% and they didn't even charge me for it. 26 00:01:15.784 --> 00:01:19.246 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% - You don't like coleslaw. - I know, but it's free. 27 00:01:20.622 --> 00:01:23.417 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% - Richie! - Harper! 28 00:01:23.500 --> 00:01:25.502 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% - Why are you yelling at me? - I don't know. 29 00:01:25.586 --> 00:01:29.590 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% I thought it was the nature of our sibling repartee! 30 00:01:29.673 --> 00:01:31.425 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I'm yelling because you ruined the model 31 00:01:31.508 --> 00:01:33.844 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% I made to showcase my DNA mapping work. 32 00:01:33.928 --> 00:01:35.345 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I told you, I have an interview 33 00:01:35.429 --> 00:01:38.390 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% for the Harvard summer program tomorrow. 34 00:01:38.473 --> 00:01:39.892 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Really? 35 00:01:39.975 --> 00:01:42.101 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Irona? I thought I asked you 36 00:01:42.185 --> 00:01:45.022 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% to remind me of important items on my schedule. 37 00:01:45.064 --> 00:01:46.899 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% - You did, speaking of which, 38 00:01:46.982 --> 00:01:49.651 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% rerun of Stinky and the Bean starting in five minutes. 39 00:01:49.735 --> 00:01:51.236 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Ooh! 40 00:01:51.319 --> 00:01:54.281 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% Harper, I have something important I have to get to. 41 00:01:54.364 --> 00:01:56.533 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% How about I give you some money for your trouble? 42 00:01:56.617 --> 00:02:00.079 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Whoa, let's not be crazy here. 43 00:02:00.161 --> 00:02:03.958 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% I don't want any of your stupid, unearned money. 44 00:02:04.041 --> 00:02:05.333 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% - Fine! - Fine! 45 00:02:05.417 --> 00:02:07.086 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% - Fine! 46 00:02:07.168 --> 00:02:09.964 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% What? I just wanted to be part of your sibling repartee. 47 00:02:12.382 --> 00:02:15.594 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% My name is Richie Rich, and I'm just a normal kid, 48 00:02:15.677 --> 00:02:17.512 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% except that I have a trillion dollars. 49 00:02:17.596 --> 00:02:19.180 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% You see, I used all the vegetables 50 00:02:19.264 --> 00:02:21.725 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% I never ate to create a new energy source 51 00:02:21.809 --> 00:02:23.769 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% and sold it for a lot of money. 52 00:02:23.852 --> 00:02:25.395 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Now I live in a huge mansion 53 00:02:25.479 --> 00:02:27.898 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% with my own amusement park, race car, 54 00:02:27.982 --> 00:02:29.691 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% and personal robot maid. 55 00:02:29.775 --> 00:02:31.777 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% And I have my family and the best friends in the world 56 00:02:31.860 --> 00:02:33.194 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% to share my fortune with. 57 00:02:33.278 --> 00:02:34.321 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% My dad, 58 00:02:34.404 --> 00:02:35.990 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% my jealous sister, Harper, 59 00:02:36.073 --> 00:02:37.157 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% my money manager, Murray, 60 00:02:37.240 --> 00:02:39.618 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% and my money spender, Darcy. 61 00:02:39.701 --> 00:02:42.621 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:10.00% I guess you could say by not eating my vegetables, 62 00:02:42.704 --> 00:02:45.833 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:10.00% I became the richest and luckiest kid in the world. 63 00:02:48.877 --> 00:02:51.170 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:10.00% Ugh, why did we have to waste our time 64 00:02:51.254 --> 00:02:53.507 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:10.00% picking a country to write a comprehensive report on? 65 00:02:53.590 --> 00:02:55.801 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:10.00% Do you know how much research it's going to take to figure out 66 00:02:55.884 --> 00:02:58.428 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:10.00% what "comprehensive" means? 67 00:02:58.512 --> 00:03:00.931 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:10.00% I, for one, couldn't be happier. 68 00:03:01.015 --> 00:03:02.850 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:10.00% You like this assignment? 69 00:03:02.933 --> 00:03:06.603 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:10.00% No, I'm just still jazzed about the whole coleslaw thing. 70 00:03:06.687 --> 00:03:09.898 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:10.00% I have an idea. You're a trillionaire. 71 00:03:09.982 --> 00:03:14.111 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:10.00% Pick an island with a gorgeous beach that we can go "research." 72 00:03:14.193 --> 00:03:16.237 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:10.00% Do you have any ideas 73 00:03:16.321 --> 00:03:19.198 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:10.00% that don't involve spending thousands of dollars? 74 00:03:19.282 --> 00:03:22.327 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:10.00% I have some that involve spending more than that. 75 00:03:22.410 --> 00:03:25.204 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:10.00% - I think it's a great idea. - Glad you said that. 76 00:03:25.288 --> 00:03:28.083 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:10.00% I already had Irona prep your jet! 77 00:03:30.669 --> 00:03:31.795 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:10.00% Master Richie, 78 00:03:31.879 --> 00:03:33.380 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:10.00% since you are going away for a week 79 00:03:33.463 --> 00:03:34.882 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:10.00% and I have not had any "me" time 80 00:03:34.965 --> 00:03:36.884 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:10.00% since that lovely voyage from China 81 00:03:36.967 --> 00:03:39.427 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:10.00% in the shipping container, 82 00:03:39.511 --> 00:03:40.679 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I was thinking... 83 00:03:40.762 --> 00:03:41.680 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% You want the week off? 84 00:03:41.763 --> 00:03:43.348 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I had not thought of that. 85 00:03:43.431 --> 00:03:46.810 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% But as always, your wish is my command. 86 00:03:46.894 --> 00:03:50.271 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% This robot is hitting Vegas. 87 00:03:50.355 --> 00:03:52.066 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Richie, why would you want to hang out 88 00:03:52.149 --> 00:03:56.778 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% on a hot, sandy, potentially shark-infested beach 89 00:03:56.862 --> 00:03:58.030 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% when we could be studying 90 00:03:58.113 --> 00:04:02.076 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% in a climate-controlled school library? 91 00:04:02.159 --> 00:04:03.827 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Come on, Murray, live a little. 92 00:04:03.911 --> 00:04:05.704 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I'm trying to live a lot. 93 00:04:05.787 --> 00:04:08.665 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% That's why I stay out of the sun. 94 00:04:08.749 --> 00:04:09.917 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Ooh. 95 00:04:10.000 --> 00:04:11.626 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% What about this tiny island nation 96 00:04:11.710 --> 00:04:13.003 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% in the middle of the Pacific? 97 00:04:13.087 --> 00:04:14.588 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% It has amazing beaches 98 00:04:14.671 --> 00:04:17.591 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% and was founded in 2006. 99 00:04:17.674 --> 00:04:20.719 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% How much history could it possibly have? 100 00:04:20.802 --> 00:04:22.096 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% What the-- 101 00:04:22.179 --> 00:04:23.597 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Where's the bathroom in this place? 102 00:04:23.680 --> 00:04:25.057 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Hey, Dad. 103 00:04:25.140 --> 00:04:27.308 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% Is it cool if I go away with Darcy and Murray? 104 00:04:27.392 --> 00:04:29.269 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Whatever. I need to find a bathroom. 105 00:04:29.352 --> 00:04:31.980 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% My stomach's been iffy since I ate that Styrofoam. 106 00:04:32.064 --> 00:04:33.523 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% It must have gone bad. 107 00:04:40.864 --> 00:04:42.741 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Tulip! Where have you been? 108 00:04:42.824 --> 00:04:43.992 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% At the hospital. 109 00:04:44.076 --> 00:04:45.660 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Oh, my gosh, are you okay? 110 00:04:45.744 --> 00:04:48.329 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Yeah. That was where I was born. 111 00:04:48.413 --> 00:04:50.165 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Then I was in my parents' car 112 00:04:50.249 --> 00:04:51.875 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% when they took me to their house. 113 00:04:51.959 --> 00:04:53.627 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% - Okay. - Then... 114 00:04:53.710 --> 00:04:56.088 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% I was kind of wondering why it took you days to get my clothes 115 00:04:56.171 --> 00:04:57.589 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% from my old house. 116 00:04:57.672 --> 00:04:59.133 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I was carrying your boxes, 117 00:04:59.216 --> 00:05:02.010 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% but then I came to this sign that said "stop." 118 00:05:02.094 --> 00:05:06.932 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% I waited and waited, but it never changed to "go." 119 00:05:07.015 --> 00:05:09.684 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% You carried the boxes? 120 00:05:09.768 --> 00:05:11.853 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% Why didn't you just put it into the moving van? 121 00:05:11.937 --> 00:05:13.272 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I didn't see a moving van. 122 00:05:13.396 --> 00:05:16.566 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I just saw a parked one. 123 00:05:16.650 --> 00:05:19.486 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Okay. Well, I'm glad that you-- 124 00:05:19.569 --> 00:05:21.488 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% and my clothes-- finally made it. 125 00:05:21.571 --> 00:05:23.031 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I have my Harvard interview tomorrow, 126 00:05:23.115 --> 00:05:24.908 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% and I need to find something that says 127 00:05:24.992 --> 00:05:28.703 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% "smart and sophisticated." 128 00:05:28.787 --> 00:05:31.123 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Your clothes can talk? 129 00:05:39.214 --> 00:05:40.882 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% These boxes are empty. 130 00:05:40.966 --> 00:05:43.760 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Don't tell me you didn't tape them shut. 131 00:05:43.844 --> 00:05:45.762 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Okay, I won't tell you. 132 00:05:45.846 --> 00:05:50.725 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% But it seems like you kind of figured it out. 133 00:05:50.809 --> 00:05:53.770 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% One second. 134 00:05:53.854 --> 00:05:56.355 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% [screaming] 135 00:05:57.983 --> 00:05:59.526 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Okay. 136 00:05:59.609 --> 00:06:03.488 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% Now I can calmly ask you to please go find my clothes. 137 00:06:11.579 --> 00:06:13.372 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Good news! I found your clothes. 138 00:06:13.456 --> 00:06:15.374 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% You're the best. Where are they? 139 00:06:19.754 --> 00:06:22.966 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% [blows nose, sniffling] 140 00:06:23.050 --> 00:06:24.968 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Yeah. He can keep 'em. 141 00:06:27.470 --> 00:06:29.181 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% This trip is going to be so sick. 142 00:06:29.264 --> 00:06:30.807 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% We haven't even left the house yet, 143 00:06:30.891 --> 00:06:34.144 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% and I'm having the time of my life. 144 00:06:34.228 --> 00:06:35.229 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Where's Murray? 145 00:06:35.312 --> 00:06:37.814 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% That must be why. 146 00:06:37.898 --> 00:06:40.359 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% This is going to be so much fun. 147 00:06:40.441 --> 00:06:42.361 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I've never heard you say that before. 148 00:06:42.443 --> 00:06:44.071 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% You looking forward to some beach time? 149 00:06:44.154 --> 00:06:45.739 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Oh, no, I'm not going with you. 150 00:06:45.822 --> 00:06:49.159 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% I'm looking forward to some Darcy-free time. 151 00:06:50.618 --> 00:06:52.204 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Master Richie, 152 00:06:52.287 --> 00:06:54.581 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% last piece of business before I hit the poker tables-- 153 00:06:54.664 --> 00:06:56.917 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% Message from the king of the island you are heading to. 154 00:06:57.000 --> 00:06:58.668 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% He says, "knock-knock." 155 00:06:58.752 --> 00:07:01.129 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Ooh, I love a good knock-knock joke. 156 00:07:01.213 --> 00:07:03.464 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Text back, "Who's there?" 157 00:07:03.548 --> 00:07:06.801 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% No, seriously, kid, open the door. 158 00:07:10.264 --> 00:07:14.017 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I am the king of Lupitiongo. 159 00:07:14.101 --> 00:07:16.353 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Uh, welcome, King. 160 00:07:16.436 --> 00:07:19.189 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% What's the most respectful way of saying, 161 00:07:19.273 --> 00:07:21.024 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% "What are you doing here?" 162 00:07:21.108 --> 00:07:23.985 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Yeah, we're supposed to come to you. 163 00:07:24.069 --> 00:07:28.823 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Yeah, she was supposed to come to you. 164 00:07:28.907 --> 00:07:30.158 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% That would be impossible. 165 00:07:30.242 --> 00:07:32.369 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% No one will be coming to my island. 166 00:07:32.452 --> 00:07:34.371 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Well, that is a shame. 167 00:07:34.454 --> 00:07:36.373 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I hear a slot machine calling my name. 168 00:07:36.456 --> 00:07:38.166 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Hold on, Irona. 169 00:07:38.250 --> 00:07:41.461 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% King, why is it that it's impossible to visit your island? 170 00:07:41.544 --> 00:07:43.046 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% 'Cause it sank into the ocean. 171 00:07:43.130 --> 00:07:44.381 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% For reals? 172 00:07:44.464 --> 00:07:46.174 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% That's tragic. 173 00:07:46.258 --> 00:07:50.304 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% I was really looking forward to some beach time. 174 00:07:50.387 --> 00:07:52.722 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% I'd better head out before this bad luck rubs off on me. 175 00:07:52.806 --> 00:07:56.351 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% Irona, I'm sorry, but it looks like you can't go on vacation. 176 00:07:56.435 --> 00:07:58.061 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Too late. 177 00:07:59.646 --> 00:08:02.065 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% King, that's terrible for you and your people. 178 00:08:02.149 --> 00:08:05.026 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% Luckily, we found a great place to move our country to. 179 00:08:05.110 --> 00:08:07.070 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% It's spacious, protected from rising seas, 180 00:08:07.154 --> 00:08:08.947 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% and has plentiful resources. 181 00:08:09.030 --> 00:08:10.657 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% That sounds amazing. Where? 182 00:08:10.740 --> 00:08:13.076 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Your house. 183 00:08:13.160 --> 00:08:16.079 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Meet the islanders of Lupitiongo! 184 00:08:24.629 --> 00:08:26.673 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% - Dad? - Oh, he's not with us. 185 00:08:26.756 --> 00:08:28.383 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I saw him behind a bush, 186 00:08:28.467 --> 00:08:30.593 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% and I told him I'd help him find a bathroom. 187 00:08:30.677 --> 00:08:32.012 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Thanks, pal. 188 00:08:36.391 --> 00:08:37.642 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Whoa, whoa, whoa. 189 00:08:37.725 --> 00:08:39.186 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Why are you all moving in my room? 190 00:08:39.269 --> 00:08:42.356 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% There's plenty of space in this house... 191 00:08:42.439 --> 00:08:44.565 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% and the rest of the world. 192 00:08:44.649 --> 00:08:46.693 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Dude, you have car couches? 193 00:08:46.776 --> 00:08:49.988 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% In my country, we had neither cars nor couches. 194 00:08:50.071 --> 00:08:52.115 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Dibs on the left one. 195 00:08:52.199 --> 00:08:54.909 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% Richie, I'm getting some academic inspiration, 196 00:08:54.993 --> 00:08:58.079 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% so I'm going to head off to Tahiti and get my paper done. 197 00:08:58.163 --> 00:08:59.622 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Nice try, Darcy. 198 00:08:59.706 --> 00:09:00.874 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% The Bahamas? 199 00:09:00.957 --> 00:09:03.335 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% You're not going anywhere. 200 00:09:03.418 --> 00:09:05.628 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Welcome to the club, sister. 201 00:09:05.712 --> 00:09:09.549 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Your lunch, Master Richie. 202 00:09:09.632 --> 00:09:12.886 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% Irona, you're not the only one whose vacation got canceled. 203 00:09:12.969 --> 00:09:15.138 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% You think I want all these strangers bringing their junk 204 00:09:15.222 --> 00:09:18.517 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% in my newly remodeled room? 205 00:09:18.599 --> 00:09:21.228 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% Richie, this isn't junk. These are our only possessions. 206 00:09:21.311 --> 00:09:24.231 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% Plastic refuse was our country's only natural resource-- 207 00:09:24.314 --> 00:09:27.192 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% well, unnatural resource. 208 00:09:27.275 --> 00:09:28.693 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Here's the thing, King... 209 00:09:28.776 --> 00:09:30.237 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I'm not supposed to have sleepovers 210 00:09:30.320 --> 00:09:31.405 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% without my dad's permission. 211 00:09:31.488 --> 00:09:32.406 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% [toilet flushes] 212 00:09:32.489 --> 00:09:34.449 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Permission granted. 213 00:09:34.533 --> 00:09:38.036 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% This guy's a lifesaver. 214 00:09:38.119 --> 00:09:41.039 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% Wow. Richie, I see you've made some new friends, 215 00:09:41.122 --> 00:09:45.585 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% which isn't surprising at all, given how great a guy you are. 216 00:09:45.668 --> 00:09:48.088 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% Anyhoo, I just wanted to make sure you know that 217 00:09:48.171 --> 00:09:50.549 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% despite my occasional quip, I think that 218 00:09:50.631 --> 00:09:54.261 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% you're the smartest, coolest brother around. 219 00:09:54.344 --> 00:09:56.596 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% Now, would you mind giving me a few bucks to find an outfit 220 00:09:56.679 --> 00:09:58.723 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% for my Harvard interview? 221 00:09:58.806 --> 00:10:00.975 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Thank you for that out-of-character, 222 00:10:01.059 --> 00:10:03.061 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% heartfelt expression of emotion. 223 00:10:03.144 --> 00:10:05.313 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% I would be happy to give you a few bucks... 224 00:10:05.397 --> 00:10:06.523 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Thank goodness. 225 00:10:06.606 --> 00:10:08.649 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Except you specifically told me 226 00:10:08.733 --> 00:10:11.861 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% you didn't want any of my stupid, unearned money. 227 00:10:11.945 --> 00:10:14.614 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% [scoffs] What? 228 00:10:14.697 --> 00:10:16.824 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I would never say anything like that. 229 00:10:16.908 --> 00:10:18.618 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Irona? 230 00:10:18.701 --> 00:10:23.373 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% [Harper's voice] I don't want any of your stupid, unearned money. 231 00:10:23.457 --> 00:10:26.209 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I hate you and your little robot, too! 232 00:10:27.794 --> 00:10:29.546 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I am so glad to see 233 00:10:29.629 --> 00:10:32.591 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% that you didn't fall for such transparent butt-kissing. 234 00:10:32.673 --> 00:10:36.052 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% And being such a smart, perceptive young man, 235 00:10:36.136 --> 00:10:38.305 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% I assume you understand that the people of my country 236 00:10:38.388 --> 00:10:39.639 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% have no place to go. 237 00:10:39.722 --> 00:10:43.518 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% And by the way, you smell terrific! 238 00:10:43.602 --> 00:10:46.854 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% While I appreciate your genuine compliments, 239 00:10:46.938 --> 00:10:48.607 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I don't think I can do it. 240 00:10:48.689 --> 00:10:50.984 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I'll make you king. 241 00:10:51.067 --> 00:10:53.487 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Welcome, my subjects! 242 00:10:53.570 --> 00:10:56.197 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Make yourself at home in the new Lu-- 243 00:10:56.281 --> 00:10:59.242 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% - what's my kingdom called? - Lupitiongo. 244 00:10:59.326 --> 00:11:03.788 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% - Let's go with "Richie's room"! - [applause] 245 00:11:03.871 --> 00:11:05.373 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Would it be, like, hugely offensive 246 00:11:05.457 --> 00:11:08.460 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% if I spent a few of my own bucks on a real crown? 247 00:11:08.543 --> 00:11:10.504 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% I didn't say a word when you changed the name of our country. 248 00:11:10.587 --> 00:11:12.506 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Do whatever you want. 249 00:11:17.927 --> 00:11:19.304 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I'm back... 250 00:11:19.387 --> 00:11:20.805 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% with clothes for you to borrow. 251 00:11:20.888 --> 00:11:22.140 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Thank you, Tulip. 252 00:11:22.223 --> 00:11:24.100 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% It may take you... a while, 253 00:11:24.184 --> 00:11:26.853 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% but you always come through for me. 254 00:11:26.936 --> 00:11:28.855 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Let's see my outfit options. 255 00:11:37.280 --> 00:11:39.658 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Why are your clothes in a block of ice? 256 00:11:39.740 --> 00:11:42.494 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% When I washed the clothes for you, they shrunk in the dryer. 257 00:11:42.577 --> 00:11:44.078 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% So I figured, 258 00:11:44.162 --> 00:11:46.956 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% putting them in the freezer would expand them again. 259 00:11:47.040 --> 00:11:48.667 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Pretty smart, huh? 260 00:11:48.749 --> 00:11:50.877 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Oh, oh... 261 00:11:50.960 --> 00:11:53.296 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Tulip! 262 00:11:53.380 --> 00:11:56.174 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Oh, oh. 263 00:11:56.257 --> 00:11:57.967 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I am so sorry. 264 00:11:58.051 --> 00:11:59.636 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% My fingers went numb. 265 00:11:59.718 --> 00:12:01.555 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% It's not your fault. 266 00:12:01.638 --> 00:12:05.475 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% For some reason, the universe is conspiring against me. 267 00:12:05.559 --> 00:12:06.809 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I don't deserve this. 268 00:12:06.893 --> 00:12:09.437 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I am a good person. 269 00:12:09.521 --> 00:12:13.024 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% - You do yell a lot. - I do not! 270 00:12:13.107 --> 00:12:15.193 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Well, it doesn't matter. 271 00:12:15.276 --> 00:12:16.528 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I guess I just have no choice 272 00:12:16.611 --> 00:12:18.572 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% but to cancel my interview tomorrow. 273 00:12:18.655 --> 00:12:20.073 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Don't do that. 274 00:12:20.156 --> 00:12:21.491 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% You rebuild your model, 275 00:12:21.575 --> 00:12:23.742 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% and I'll make you something to wear. 276 00:12:23.826 --> 00:12:25.036 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Make me? [chuckles] 277 00:12:25.119 --> 00:12:26.538 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Tulip. [chuckles] 278 00:12:26.621 --> 00:12:28.831 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I don't think that's going to work. 279 00:12:28.915 --> 00:12:31.459 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% I'd explain why, but I'm trying to change my luck 280 00:12:31.543 --> 00:12:33.670 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% and be a good person. 281 00:12:33.752 --> 00:12:35.754 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I know how to make clothes. 282 00:12:35.838 --> 00:12:38.174 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% Remember, I used to make little dresses for that baby doll 283 00:12:38.258 --> 00:12:39.634 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% you used to drag around the house? 284 00:12:39.718 --> 00:12:43.638 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% I do remember how cute those dresses were. 285 00:12:43.722 --> 00:12:47.058 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% Okay, the new-- hopefully luckier-- me says 286 00:12:47.141 --> 00:12:50.061 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% go get started while I go redo my DNA model. 287 00:12:59.613 --> 00:13:01.948 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% King Richie, I hope you're enjoying the royal throne. 288 00:13:02.031 --> 00:13:03.658 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% It vibrates, you know. 289 00:13:03.742 --> 00:13:05.868 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Really? How do I turn it on? 290 00:13:05.952 --> 00:13:09.664 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Just snap your fingers. 291 00:13:09.748 --> 00:13:13.543 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% [haltingly] Surprisingly soothing. 292 00:13:15.128 --> 00:13:16.588 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% King Richie, 293 00:13:16.671 --> 00:13:20.174 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% we're up to our necks in a flood of problems. 294 00:13:20.258 --> 00:13:22.594 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Sorry. Poor choice of words. 295 00:13:22.677 --> 00:13:24.011 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% What's wrong, Murray? 296 00:13:24.095 --> 00:13:25.680 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Once you became king, 297 00:13:25.764 --> 00:13:27.682 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% I started looking over the country's finances, 298 00:13:27.766 --> 00:13:29.934 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% and they are drowning in debt. 299 00:13:30.017 --> 00:13:33.605 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Again, sorry, poor choice of words. 300 00:13:33.688 --> 00:13:36.733 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% - Maybe we can help them out. - You don't understand. 301 00:13:36.815 --> 00:13:39.569 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% By becoming king, you are now responsible to pay back 302 00:13:39.653 --> 00:13:41.820 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% all of the money they borrowed. 303 00:13:41.904 --> 00:13:43.531 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% How is that even legal? 304 00:13:43.615 --> 00:13:46.660 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Tap, tap, no give-backs. 305 00:13:46.743 --> 00:13:49.579 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% Murray, I hereby appoint you Secretary of Finance. 306 00:13:49.663 --> 00:13:52.248 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% Do whatever you can to fix these financial problems. 307 00:13:52.332 --> 00:13:53.708 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Right away, King Richie. 308 00:13:53.792 --> 00:13:56.294 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% Darcy, get out of here and never come back. 309 00:13:56.377 --> 00:13:59.046 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Why? What did I do? 310 00:13:59.130 --> 00:14:01.007 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% No, no, come back later. 311 00:14:02.425 --> 00:14:04.719 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Excuse me, Your Highness. 312 00:14:04.803 --> 00:14:07.388 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% Please, Dad, you don't have to call me "Your Highness." 313 00:14:07.472 --> 00:14:11.184 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% - "King Richie" is fine. - King Richie... 314 00:14:11.267 --> 00:14:14.354 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% the islanders are running low on essential survival needs. 315 00:14:14.437 --> 00:14:16.272 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% All the blue sports drink is gone, 316 00:14:16.356 --> 00:14:19.192 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% - and that's everyone's favorite. - Not a problem. 317 00:14:19.275 --> 00:14:22.821 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Irona, I need you to hit the market. 318 00:14:22.903 --> 00:14:25.448 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Okay. Finally some "me" time. 319 00:14:25.532 --> 00:14:26.825 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% And come right back. 320 00:14:26.907 --> 00:14:28.660 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% No flirting with the barcode scanner. 321 00:14:28.743 --> 00:14:30.370 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Fine. 322 00:14:31.705 --> 00:14:33.289 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Uh, one more thing-- 323 00:14:33.373 --> 00:14:35.333 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Not that I had anything to do with it, 324 00:14:35.416 --> 00:14:38.503 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% but there's a bit of a situation in the bathroom. 325 00:14:38.586 --> 00:14:43.049 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% Again, I'd like to stress, I had nothing to do with it. 326 00:14:43.132 --> 00:14:44.676 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% No big deal. 327 00:14:44.759 --> 00:14:46.636 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Irona, hold off on the store. 328 00:14:46.720 --> 00:14:49.305 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I need you to plunge the toilet. 329 00:14:49.389 --> 00:14:52.433 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I love my mechanical existence. 330 00:14:55.770 --> 00:14:57.938 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Anything else for King Richie? 331 00:14:58.022 --> 00:15:00.775 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% The locals had a few basic suggestions. 332 00:15:00.859 --> 00:15:03.152 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Whoa. There's a ton of stuff here. 333 00:15:03.236 --> 00:15:08.074 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% "New flip-flops, fresh flowers in the bathroom"? 334 00:15:08.157 --> 00:15:10.660 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Do they really need an omelet bar? 335 00:15:10.744 --> 00:15:13.996 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% That one's mine. It's a good idea, isn't it? 336 00:15:14.080 --> 00:15:15.749 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Not to be a noodge, 337 00:15:15.832 --> 00:15:18.418 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% but any progress on the blue sports drink, Your Highness? 338 00:15:18.501 --> 00:15:19.586 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Not yet. 339 00:15:19.669 --> 00:15:20.712 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Excuse me. 340 00:15:20.795 --> 00:15:22.296 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Guys... 341 00:15:24.883 --> 00:15:26.217 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I can't take this-- 342 00:15:26.300 --> 00:15:27.677 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I don't want to let them down, 343 00:15:27.761 --> 00:15:29.554 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% but I can't solve all their problems. 344 00:15:29.637 --> 00:15:32.599 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% Don't sweat it. These people must be used to disappointment. 345 00:15:32.682 --> 00:15:36.060 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Look at their last king. 346 00:15:36.143 --> 00:15:37.478 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I'd be careful. 347 00:15:37.562 --> 00:15:40.481 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% These people have a long-standing reputation 348 00:15:40.565 --> 00:15:43.693 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% of sacrificing their kings to a volcano. 349 00:15:43.777 --> 00:15:45.612 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% That can't be true. 350 00:15:45.695 --> 00:15:48.114 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I know their island didn't have a volcano. 351 00:15:48.197 --> 00:15:49.866 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Actually, Volcano is the name 352 00:15:49.949 --> 00:15:52.869 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% of a shark that used to circle their island 353 00:15:52.952 --> 00:15:56.122 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% and now circles your aquarium. 354 00:15:56.205 --> 00:15:59.375 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I don't want to be king anymore. 355 00:15:59.459 --> 00:16:01.961 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% You could always flee the country. 356 00:16:02.044 --> 00:16:05.298 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% No I can't, the country is my bedroom. 357 00:16:05.381 --> 00:16:08.968 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% King Richie, while we appreciate you providing a home 358 00:16:09.051 --> 00:16:10.678 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% for our people, 359 00:16:10.762 --> 00:16:13.890 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% the blue-sports-drink situation has become intolerable. 360 00:16:13.973 --> 00:16:17.226 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% Darcy, I need you to get some blue sports drink, fast. 361 00:16:17.310 --> 00:16:19.813 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% One sec, I'm bidding on Louis XIV's throne, 362 00:16:19.896 --> 00:16:22.523 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% and there's just a few minutes left in the auction. 363 00:16:22.607 --> 00:16:23.817 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% That is it. 364 00:16:23.900 --> 00:16:25.819 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% None of our demands are being met. 365 00:16:28.112 --> 00:16:31.449 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% Islanders, prepare for a volcano ceremony. 366 00:16:31.532 --> 00:16:33.701 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% Can we just hold off for, like, two minutes? 367 00:16:33.785 --> 00:16:37.747 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% Taylor Swift just outbid me for the throne. 368 00:16:42.209 --> 00:16:45.839 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% - Where's Irona? - She could be saving us. 369 00:16:45.922 --> 00:16:47.715 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% She's probably gonna be a while. 370 00:16:47.799 --> 00:16:51.218 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% Who knows what half-digested Styrofoam does to a toilet? 371 00:16:53.513 --> 00:16:55.849 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Wait. That gives me an idea. 372 00:16:55.932 --> 00:16:58.058 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% King, before you feed us to Volcano, 373 00:16:58.142 --> 00:17:01.437 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% - could I make a last request? - That seems reasonable. 374 00:17:01.521 --> 00:17:04.148 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% Ask for anything, except for blue sports drink, 375 00:17:04.231 --> 00:17:07.861 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% because apparently that's too difficult to get. 376 00:17:07.944 --> 00:17:10.112 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% May I use the bathroom? 377 00:17:10.196 --> 00:17:13.115 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% That's what you ask for? How about "let us go?" 378 00:17:13.199 --> 00:17:16.285 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Or at least a few cans of shark repellent. 379 00:17:16.369 --> 00:17:19.372 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Trust me. Have I ever led you astray? 380 00:17:19.455 --> 00:17:21.541 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% Given the fact that we're about to be fed to a shark, 381 00:17:21.624 --> 00:17:22.834 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I think you have. 382 00:17:24.878 --> 00:17:27.338 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Tulip, the interviewer's here! 383 00:17:27.421 --> 00:17:31.509 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% - What the heck happened in here? - I made you a dress. 384 00:17:37.431 --> 00:17:41.060 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% Hello. You must be Mr. Leegan from Harvard. 385 00:17:41.143 --> 00:17:43.437 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I am. Harper Rich? 386 00:17:43.521 --> 00:17:45.439 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% You're looking at her... face. 387 00:17:45.523 --> 00:17:48.108 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% Please, I beg of you, only look at my face. 388 00:17:52.154 --> 00:17:54.114 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I wrote this book. 389 00:17:54.198 --> 00:17:55.742 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I'm a big fan, 390 00:17:55.825 --> 00:17:58.411 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% which is why I wear it with me at all times. 391 00:17:58.494 --> 00:18:01.205 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I suppose I appreciate that. 392 00:18:01.288 --> 00:18:03.249 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Other than your literary work, 393 00:18:03.332 --> 00:18:06.293 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% my second-dearest passion is in DNA mapping. 394 00:18:06.377 --> 00:18:08.796 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% If you would care to look at this-- 395 00:18:12.425 --> 00:18:15.219 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% As you can see from my presentation, 396 00:18:15.302 --> 00:18:18.180 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% the human genome is a very delicate structure, 397 00:18:18.264 --> 00:18:21.392 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% as is my emotional state. 398 00:18:21.475 --> 00:18:25.145 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% Hey, Harper. Oh, is that that Harvard dude? 399 00:18:25.229 --> 00:18:27.314 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I'll give you a blue sports drink 400 00:18:27.398 --> 00:18:30.109 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% if you let my daughter into your little summer camp. 401 00:18:31.402 --> 00:18:33.320 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Thank you, no. 402 00:18:33.404 --> 00:18:35.114 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Your loss, buddy. 403 00:18:36.365 --> 00:18:39.285 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Harper, you forgot your hat. 404 00:18:39.368 --> 00:18:41.537 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% No, I didn't. 405 00:18:44.123 --> 00:18:47.043 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% Well, I think I've learned enough about who you are 406 00:18:47.126 --> 00:18:48.669 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% to make a decision. 407 00:18:48.753 --> 00:18:51.672 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% See? I told you. You needed the hat. 408 00:18:51.756 --> 00:18:53.800 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% No, Mr. Leegan, please wait. 409 00:18:53.883 --> 00:18:55.676 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I'm only wearing this insane outfit 410 00:18:55.760 --> 00:18:59.346 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% because my friend made it for me after losing my entire wardrobe. 411 00:18:59.430 --> 00:19:02.266 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I promise you, I am normal. 412 00:19:02.349 --> 00:19:05.352 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% - And there lies the problem. - Huh? 413 00:19:05.436 --> 00:19:07.146 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Harvard isn't interested in normal, 414 00:19:07.229 --> 00:19:08.731 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% we're looking for extraordinary, 415 00:19:08.815 --> 00:19:10.566 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% and clearly the mind that created that outfit 416 00:19:10.650 --> 00:19:12.234 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% thinks outside the box. 417 00:19:12.318 --> 00:19:14.821 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% I love the way she repurposed common household items 418 00:19:14.904 --> 00:19:16.405 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% and my life's work. 419 00:19:16.489 --> 00:19:17.490 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Brilliant. 420 00:19:17.573 --> 00:19:22.369 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% No, I am Tulip. 421 00:19:22.453 --> 00:19:24.038 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% You are Harvard material. 422 00:19:24.122 --> 00:19:25.331 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% How would you like to spend the summer 423 00:19:25.414 --> 00:19:26.540 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% with the best and the brightest? 424 00:19:26.624 --> 00:19:28.334 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I would love to! 425 00:19:28.417 --> 00:19:31.295 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% Thank you so much. I totally thought I blew this interview. 426 00:19:31.378 --> 00:19:33.089 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% You did. I was talking to your friend. 427 00:19:36.300 --> 00:19:39.595 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% Well, in that case, excuse me for just a second. 428 00:19:39.679 --> 00:19:40.805 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% [chuckles] 429 00:19:40.888 --> 00:19:42.556 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% [screaming] 430 00:19:46.477 --> 00:19:48.270 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Good last request-- 431 00:19:48.354 --> 00:19:52.483 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% you wouldn't want to be eaten by a shark with a full bladder. 432 00:19:52.566 --> 00:19:57.321 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% Not something I need to worry about anymore. 433 00:19:57.404 --> 00:19:59.281 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Trust me. 434 00:19:59.365 --> 00:20:04.120 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% Oh, no! Look, everyone, your country is flooding! 435 00:20:04.203 --> 00:20:06.039 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% No! 436 00:20:06.122 --> 00:20:09.792 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% And I thought we were finally safe from rising seas! 437 00:20:09.876 --> 00:20:11.627 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% But then again, 438 00:20:11.711 --> 00:20:14.130 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% I thought we'd also have blue sports drink by now too. 439 00:20:14.213 --> 00:20:16.632 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% Check it out! I got more blue sports drink. 440 00:20:16.716 --> 00:20:18.217 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Whoa. Is the bathroom flooding? 441 00:20:18.300 --> 00:20:21.762 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% 'Cause if it is, I had nothing to do with it. 442 00:20:21.846 --> 00:20:24.348 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% What if I told you I know of a spacious place 443 00:20:24.431 --> 00:20:26.600 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% that will always remain above sea level? 444 00:20:26.684 --> 00:20:29.645 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% Would you let us go and move your country there? 445 00:20:29.729 --> 00:20:32.356 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% It's not Denmark, is it? Because we've discussed it-- 446 00:20:32.439 --> 00:20:34.483 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% We'd rather take our chances in the water. 447 00:20:34.567 --> 00:20:36.027 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% I'm offering to buy a yacht 448 00:20:36.110 --> 00:20:38.196 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% big enough for you and your people. 449 00:20:38.278 --> 00:20:40.740 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% Can we take this cart full of blue sports drink with us? 450 00:20:40.823 --> 00:20:42.742 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% - It's all yours. - Wrap it up, people. 451 00:20:42.825 --> 00:20:44.368 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% We're out of here. 452 00:20:44.451 --> 00:20:48.122 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% I don't know. I mean, I'd be missing my kids. 453 00:20:48.206 --> 00:20:50.249 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Yeah, you're not coming with us. 454 00:20:50.332 --> 00:20:53.502 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% But you can push the cart to the boat. 455 00:20:53.586 --> 00:20:55.171 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Thanks for saving us. 456 00:20:55.254 --> 00:20:57.339 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Now can you get us out of this thing? 457 00:21:03.763 --> 00:21:05.765 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Sweet, sweet Harper, 458 00:21:05.848 --> 00:21:09.268 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% I just wanted you to know, despite our occasional quip, 459 00:21:09.351 --> 00:21:13.647 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% I think you are the smartest and coolest sister around. 460 00:21:15.399 --> 00:21:17.693 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% What do you want? 461 00:21:17.777 --> 00:21:19.695 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% It occurs to me you might enjoy writing 462 00:21:19.779 --> 00:21:22.615 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% my comprehensive report on a country for social studies? 463 00:21:22.698 --> 00:21:25.618 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Did I mention you smell terrific? 464 00:21:25.701 --> 00:21:28.079 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% Go away. It's too late. 465 00:21:28.162 --> 00:21:31.540 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:79.33% So you're planning on wearing that outfit to school, to prom, 466 00:21:31.624 --> 00:21:34.460 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% to other college interviews? 467 00:21:34.543 --> 00:21:37.213 position:50.00%,middle align:middle size:80.00% line:84.67% So Tahiti, five to six pages?