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Previously on Scream Queens...
(screaming)

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Looks like we're gonna need to

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call a Green Meanie summit.

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We are here to review the past
and future kills.

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Chanel Oberlin

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fried my sister's face off.

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Help me!

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I'm Chanel #3,

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Cassidy's girlfriend.

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She is going to have to die.

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MUNSCH: We can put Denise
in the freezer

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until they find a cure
for being electrocuted.

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(gasping)

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HESTER:
You, Dr. Brock Holt,

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are a killer.

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MUNSCH:
I have a disease called Kuru.

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It is terminal.

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I'll be dead in a month.

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You guys are gonna kill me,

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aren't you?

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(screaming)

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(hissing)

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(gasps)

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(gasping)

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(motor whirring)

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(shrieking)

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(shrieking)

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(shrieking)

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Chanel?

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(gasping)

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(hisses)

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(distorted screaming)

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Holy crap!

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(groans)

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(exhales)

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I'm sorry.

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Are you okay?
Yeah.

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Thanks for not killing me.

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I don't want this anymore.

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What about your mom, though?

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I'm gonna have to kill her.

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Doesn't that seem
a little extreme?

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How about you just talk to her?

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Oh, yeah.

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That could work, too.

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You not killing me
and standing up to your mom

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is totally turning me on.

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How 'bout I go home
and take a quick whore's bath

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and you meet me
in a half an hour?

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Mm...

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mm-kay.

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I'll see you then.

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Oh, my gosh.

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These Chanels are impossible
to kill.

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It's almost like
their narcissism

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and stupidity create some kind

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of a force field around them.

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We have to think bigger.

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And we've got to
make that happen, soon.

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I'm out, okay?

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I'm-I'm-I'm done.

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This is all you, now.

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Except for Chanel #3.

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If you touch her,

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then I'll gladly
come out of retirement

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to end you.

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Listen up, pretty boy.

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If you're not part
of the solution,

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then as far as I'm concerned,

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you are just another problem.

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*

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WOMAN (over P.A.): Call E.C.C.
Nurse Hoffel, call E.C.C.

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We still on
for dinner tonight?

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I'm a little bit confused as to

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whether we're still dating.

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I mean,
I did try to strangle you

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and I would totally understand

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if you thought that was sort of,

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uh, crossing the line.

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It was, don't get me wrong.

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But there comes a point
in every long-term relationship

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where you feel like
you just want to...

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strangle your partner!

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So, the fact that
you actually did,

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means we are communicating
those feelings

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instead of burying them.

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Plus, I took the fact

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that you helped me,
Number Three and Number Five

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cheat on the MCATs as your way
of truly apologizing.

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You didn't help me cheat!

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Nobody helped me cheat!

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I almost got a perfect score
all by myself.

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(chuckles) We all almost got
perfect scores, Number Five.

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But I didn't cheat!

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Nobody cares!
(whimpers)

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Anyway,

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we still on for dinner?

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Sure.

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Why can't you
see the opportunity

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right in front of you?

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The only thing
I see right in front of me

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is a bedsore
that's progressing quite nicely,

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Mr. Locklear.

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All right, I want to
keep you on, uh,

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silver sulfadiazine
and nitrofurazone

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for a few more days,
before we attempt

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another debridement, huh?

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Dean Munsch is dying.

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And soon.

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And her fortune is
going into a trust

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that's being drafted
on the premise

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that she doesn't
have a next of kin.

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Which she doesn't,

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but she will, when
you convince her

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to marry you.
What?

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Just... think about it.

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You two get hitched,

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she kicks it from the Kuru

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and bam!

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You're the fortune's trustee.

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If I'm in charge
of the trust...

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We'll rob it from them blind.

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We'll run away together.

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Far, far away, where
no one can find us.

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We'll fix up a boat
on the beach,

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just like the last
scene in Shawshank.

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No, I don't really like boats.

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Listen, we can buy Blood Island.

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We'll live there together.

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Just two murderers
with no one to murder

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except for each other,
but we never will,

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because we love
and trust each other.

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And believe me, Brock,

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no one understands you
like I do.

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I will always
be there for you.

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And I will always...

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let you attack my crack.

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Even when I've had
a really large meal

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and I'm unsure of what you
might encounter up there.

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Now you lost me.

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We can buy

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Blood Island
and we can fill it

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with boatloads of tourists.

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Then we'll knock 'em off
one by one

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Most Dangerous Game style.

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Extreme tourism is
quite hot right now.

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See?

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Yeah, but this plan is
too elaborate.

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If you stop and
think about it...

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Don't think about it.

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This plan

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seems impossible

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until it's possible.

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In fact,

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it's inevitable.

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Okay. All right.

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I'll, uh,

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I'll think about it.

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(spraying)

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Moebius?

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It's Daria. Daria Janssen.

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Whatever.
What are you doing out here?

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Well,

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I love fresh tomatoes.

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I checked the pH
of the swamp,

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and concluded that
the rich humus

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that settles at the bottom

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would make a fantastic

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nitrogen-rich fertilizer.
The...

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tomatoes appear to
be glowing slightly.

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Don't light that!

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This stuff is
highly flammable.

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One spark and

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that much fertilizer
would kill us both.

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Duh.

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Duh.

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Paging Dr. Cassidy...
Oh, my God, oh, my God,

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oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God.

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What?
Okay, get this.

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Last night, I spent the
night at Dr. Hot's house

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and as soon as he fell asleep,
I snatched his phone

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and started going through it
for hours and hours.

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Wait. Are you supposed
to do that?

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Hello? He's my boyfriend.

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He trusts me enough
not to do that kind of thing,

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which makes it really easy
for me to do that kind of thing.

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Your total ignorance
about how relationships work

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is probably the reason why

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all your boyfriends
get murdered.

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What? That has nothing

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to do with my boyfriends
being murdered.

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Yeah.
Keep telling yourself that.

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Anyway,

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I went through
his browser history

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and he was Googling...

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...cheap engagement rings.

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(gasping)
"How quickly

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can I get a cheap
engagement ring?"

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I mean, do you know
what this means?

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Oh, my God.

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Brock is gonna propose to me!

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(all screaming)

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HOFFEL:
Oh, my God!

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Shut up!

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Dr. Holt is asking everyone

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to gather in Dean Munsch's room.

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* Goin' to the chapel
and we're *

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* Gonna get married

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* Goin' to the chapel
and we're *

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* Gonna get married

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* Gee I really love you...

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Chanel, I'm glad you're here.

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I'm glad everyone's here.

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* Gonna get married

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I know this sounds crazy,
but...

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(Brock sighing)

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I'm just gonna do it,

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'cause life is too short.

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It is!

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* Spring is here

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Will you marry me?

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(all gasping)

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* The sky is blue

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* Whoa-oh-oh

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...Cathy?

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(music warps and fades)

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Oh...

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What?!
I just...

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I wasn't expecting this
to happen.

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Nobody was expecting this
to happen!

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Cathy, let's enjoy
the last few days of your life

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the way you should.

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(gasps)

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You and I, as man and wife.

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Pounding?

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Yes, darling. Pounding.
(Chanel gasps)

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Yes.

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Of course.

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A thousand times, yes.

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* Goin' to the chapel of love

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MUNSCH:
Oh...

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(music warps and fades)

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(Chanel sobbing)

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(sobbing continues)

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(sobbing stops abruptly)

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BROCK:
Chanel?

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(gasps)

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(sobbing)

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Oh, Chanel,

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I'm sorry.
I should have told you

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I was gonna do that.

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Propose to my mortal enemy?

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I think telling me about it

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was the least you
could have done.

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What is happening?

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Oh, Dean Munsch is
gonna die in a month,

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tops. I mean,

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think of my proposal
as sort of...

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(sniffles)
...end-of-life care.

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Like a romantic hospice.

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Like, a Make-A-Wish Foundation
kind of thing?

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Yes, exactly.

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Like a Make-A-Wish Foundation
thing.

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It's not fair!

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I mean,

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I'm dying, too.

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We all are,

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in a way.

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I mean, I want
a hot doctor boyfriend.

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What does having a boyfriend
even mean to you?

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You're clearly not into sex.

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But what you are into

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00:10:16,159 --> 00:10:17,961
is having someone to post

274
00:10:17,994 --> 00:10:21,631
adorable relationship
selfies with.

275
00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:22,799
(camera shutter clicks)

276
00:10:22,833 --> 00:10:24,034
My romantic social media
footprint

277
00:10:24,067 --> 00:10:25,702
is very important to me.

278
00:10:25,736 --> 00:10:27,070
I know it is.
And that's why we're gonna

279
00:10:27,103 --> 00:10:28,471
meet up three times a day,

280
00:10:28,504 --> 00:10:29,873
and we're gonna take
cute-as-button

281
00:10:29,906 --> 00:10:33,309
pictures and-and
you can put the dog filter on,

282
00:10:33,343 --> 00:10:34,845
with the ears
and the big tongue

283
00:10:34,878 --> 00:10:36,512
and write silly little things
on it.

284
00:10:36,546 --> 00:10:38,048
And you post it just like
we're a real couple.

285
00:10:38,081 --> 00:10:39,082
(gasping)

286
00:10:39,115 --> 00:10:41,551
Because we are a real couple.

287
00:10:41,584 --> 00:10:43,586
Okay.
(giggling)
Okay?

288
00:10:43,619 --> 00:10:45,655
And then, maybe...

289
00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:47,924
just maybe...

290
00:10:47,958 --> 00:10:49,993
when Dean Munsch dies,

291
00:10:50,026 --> 00:10:52,863
I'll rip that ring
off her cold, dead finger

292
00:10:52,896 --> 00:10:54,564
and give it to you.

293
00:10:56,566 --> 00:10:58,568
(sobs)

294
00:11:03,073 --> 00:11:04,741
Mom.

295
00:11:04,775 --> 00:11:08,111
As you can tell from Chanel #3
still being alive...

296
00:11:08,144 --> 00:11:09,612
(crunches)

297
00:11:09,645 --> 00:11:11,081
I have decided

298
00:11:11,114 --> 00:11:14,217
that I don't want
to kill anymore.

299
00:11:14,250 --> 00:11:16,019
Everyone thinks Grace's
creepy dad was the killer.

300
00:11:16,052 --> 00:11:17,854
If no one else
gets murdered from now on,

301
00:11:17,888 --> 00:11:20,023
you basically
got away with it all.

302
00:11:20,056 --> 00:11:24,094
I love you
so much, Mom.

303
00:11:24,127 --> 00:11:27,030
I do.

304
00:11:27,063 --> 00:11:29,299
But I'm a healer.

305
00:11:29,332 --> 00:11:31,701
All this killing
and revenge stuff,

306
00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:34,704
it's... it's you.

307
00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:37,407
It's not me.

308
00:11:41,277 --> 00:11:43,079
(all gasping)

309
00:11:43,113 --> 00:11:45,615
This ends when the hospital
is shut down.

310
00:11:47,417 --> 00:11:49,319
Don't try and get in my way.

311
00:11:49,352 --> 00:11:50,620
How can you talk
to your son like that?

312
00:11:52,789 --> 00:11:54,324
He's no son of mine.

313
00:11:55,691 --> 00:11:57,760
He's all yours, Jezebel.

314
00:12:03,433 --> 00:12:04,767
(door closes)

315
00:12:04,801 --> 00:12:06,502
How do you feel
about what just happened?

316
00:12:06,536 --> 00:12:08,638
I know I'm right.

317
00:12:08,671 --> 00:12:10,673
Your love has shown me that.

318
00:12:12,608 --> 00:12:14,444
But we have a bigger problem.

319
00:12:14,477 --> 00:12:16,980
Hoffel.

320
00:12:17,013 --> 00:12:20,116
She's the other Green Meanie.

321
00:12:20,150 --> 00:12:22,518
And I think she's got
something big planned.

322
00:12:30,126 --> 00:12:32,128
("Bridal Chorus"
playing on electric guitars)

323
00:12:55,218 --> 00:12:56,652
Did you get him?

324
00:12:56,686 --> 00:12:58,288
Of course.

325
00:12:58,321 --> 00:12:59,355
(chuckles)

326
00:12:59,389 --> 00:13:02,125
Oh! Hey.

327
00:13:02,158 --> 00:13:03,559
Hello!

328
00:13:03,593 --> 00:13:06,362
Wow.

329
00:13:06,396 --> 00:13:10,533
What? Is that Supreme Court
Justice Anthony Kennedy?

330
00:13:10,566 --> 00:13:12,168
I'm sure it's just a lookalike.

331
00:13:12,202 --> 00:13:13,803
HOFFEL:
Yeah.

332
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:16,072
But how can we be sure?

333
00:13:16,106 --> 00:13:17,707
JUSTICE KENNEDY: I was told
the participants would like

334
00:13:17,740 --> 00:13:19,242
to get this done quickly.

335
00:13:19,275 --> 00:13:21,777
Yes. Um, I don't have
much time left.

336
00:13:24,714 --> 00:13:26,883
Understood.

337
00:13:26,917 --> 00:13:28,318
Sign here, please.

338
00:13:28,351 --> 00:13:30,586
Oh. Okay. Thank you.

339
00:13:30,620 --> 00:13:32,822
Um, I need a pen... Oh.

340
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:35,058
Thank you, Hester.

341
00:13:35,091 --> 00:13:36,259
(pen scratching)

342
00:13:38,194 --> 00:13:39,329
Sweet of you. Darling?

343
00:13:39,362 --> 00:13:40,396
What?

344
00:13:40,430 --> 00:13:41,998
Hmm. Oh.

345
00:13:42,032 --> 00:13:44,167
(pen scratching)

346
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:47,770
Okay.
Assuming this gets notarized,

347
00:13:47,803 --> 00:13:49,439
I pronounce you
husband and wife.

348
00:13:49,472 --> 00:13:52,708
(gasps)
(laughter)

349
00:13:52,742 --> 00:13:56,079
Ah!
(laughs)

350
00:13:58,481 --> 00:14:00,951
(exhales)

351
00:14:00,984 --> 00:14:02,552
CHANEL #5:
Hi.

352
00:14:02,585 --> 00:14:04,887
Sorry. I know you didn't
want to be disturbed.

353
00:14:04,921 --> 00:14:06,923
It's okay, Chanel #5.

354
00:14:06,957 --> 00:14:09,092
Considering that this is the
closest you will ever get

355
00:14:09,125 --> 00:14:11,861
to being married, I'm
gonna make an exception.

356
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:15,031
Thank you. So, I have
done some research,

357
00:14:15,065 --> 00:14:17,767
and looked over your tests,

358
00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:20,370
and I don't think
you have Kuru. And if you do,

359
00:14:20,403 --> 00:14:22,305
you're probably only
in the second clinical stage--

360
00:14:22,338 --> 00:14:24,774
the sedentary stage--
and symptoms of that stage

361
00:14:24,807 --> 00:14:26,943
include not being able
to walk without support.

362
00:14:26,977 --> 00:14:28,611
Which I have.
She has that.

363
00:14:28,644 --> 00:14:30,546
Tremors.
(scoffs)
See?

364
00:14:30,580 --> 00:14:33,049
Emotional instability,
depression.

365
00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:35,485
Which I certainly
have, because you...

366
00:14:35,518 --> 00:14:38,989
are wasting what little
precious time I have left.

367
00:14:39,022 --> 00:14:41,057
I, too, have
researched Kuru, okay?

368
00:14:41,091 --> 00:14:42,892
Kuru.
Kuru.

369
00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:44,827
And sure, her symptoms
may be from something else,

370
00:14:44,860 --> 00:14:47,230
but this woman ate dead flesh
from the only known tribe

371
00:14:47,263 --> 00:14:49,899
to carry that disease
on this planet.

372
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:52,835
I mean, I'm sorry, but I feel
that our diagnosis is correct.

373
00:14:52,868 --> 00:14:54,604
I'm sorry, boo.
Wait, but the only way

374
00:14:54,637 --> 00:14:56,939
to really know for sure
is to test a piece of her brain.

375
00:14:56,973 --> 00:15:00,810
What if we performed an awake
craniotomy to get the sample?

376
00:15:00,843 --> 00:15:03,179
If she's awake
during the operation,

377
00:15:03,213 --> 00:15:06,116
we can ask her questions
to make sure that we're not
getting close to any parts

378
00:15:06,149 --> 00:15:07,583
that she actually needs.

379
00:15:07,617 --> 00:15:08,985
You know,

380
00:15:09,019 --> 00:15:12,755
the brain is a weird piece
of meat,

381
00:15:12,788 --> 00:15:14,924
and it's highly adaptable,
I mean...

382
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:17,827
But I'll be a vegetable for
the remaining weeks I have left.

383
00:15:17,860 --> 00:15:20,663
You're not seriously considering
this, are you, my love?

384
00:15:20,696 --> 00:15:22,965
Just saying, it would really
suck if you don't have Kuru

385
00:15:22,999 --> 00:15:24,934
and you do have something
that we could treat,

386
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:27,137
but you die
because we never knew.

387
00:15:27,170 --> 00:15:29,539
Plus, it's a badass surgery,

388
00:15:29,572 --> 00:15:32,675
I mean, I would look so cool in
front of my friends at Harvard.

389
00:15:32,708 --> 00:15:34,377
That's the school
I went to, Harvard.

390
00:15:36,746 --> 00:15:38,714
Y-You know...

391
00:15:38,748 --> 00:15:40,350
you're right.

392
00:15:40,383 --> 00:15:42,118
If I don't have Kuru,

393
00:15:42,152 --> 00:15:43,653
that means you and I

394
00:15:43,686 --> 00:15:46,356
have years and years

395
00:15:46,389 --> 00:15:48,124
and years
and years

396
00:15:48,158 --> 00:15:50,460
of being together
ahead of us.

397
00:15:50,493 --> 00:15:52,495
That sounds great.

398
00:15:52,528 --> 00:15:54,530
(sighs)

399
00:15:54,564 --> 00:15:56,699
*

400
00:16:13,849 --> 00:16:15,951
(powers down)

401
00:16:20,056 --> 00:16:21,291
(phone ringing)

402
00:16:23,059 --> 00:16:24,160
Hello.

403
00:16:24,194 --> 00:16:26,028
JANE:
Hello, Nurse Hoffel?

404
00:16:26,062 --> 00:16:27,897
It's Jane Hollis, Cassidy's mom.

405
00:16:27,930 --> 00:16:30,733
Uh, I'm a little busy.
Can I call you back?

406
00:16:30,766 --> 00:16:32,568
Oh, I just need a minute.

407
00:16:32,602 --> 00:16:35,605
Where are you?
It sounds like a big echo.

408
00:16:35,638 --> 00:16:37,673
In the basement.

409
00:16:37,707 --> 00:16:39,209
Ooh, that sounds fun.

410
00:16:39,242 --> 00:16:41,611
(muffled screaming)
Is it a finished basement?

411
00:16:41,644 --> 00:16:43,779
Jane!
I always wanted one of those...

412
00:16:43,813 --> 00:16:45,281
I'm really sort of busy.

413
00:16:45,315 --> 00:16:47,417
Right, I'll just get to it.

414
00:16:47,450 --> 00:16:48,384
Listen.

415
00:16:48,418 --> 00:16:50,786
My son is dead to me.

416
00:16:50,820 --> 00:16:52,922
So now it's just you and me.

417
00:16:52,955 --> 00:16:56,025
I really appreciate all the work
you've been doing,

418
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:59,095
and I wanted to offer
my help in finishing the job.

419
00:16:59,129 --> 00:17:01,864
I think I'm doing fine
on my own. Thank you.

420
00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:03,733
(phone clicks)

421
00:17:03,766 --> 00:17:05,601
Oh.

422
00:17:05,635 --> 00:17:07,870
She hung up.

423
00:17:07,903 --> 00:17:09,905
(mechanical whirring)

424
00:17:15,511 --> 00:17:17,513
(gurgling)

425
00:17:34,530 --> 00:17:37,933
JANE: I did everything right,
raising that boy.

426
00:17:37,967 --> 00:17:41,504
All I know is,
I'm a failure as a mother.

427
00:17:41,537 --> 00:17:43,105
Mm. Look,

428
00:17:43,139 --> 00:17:45,074
maybe you're feeling that way

429
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:47,810
because you're seeing what
Cassidy did as letting you down.

430
00:17:47,843 --> 00:17:49,945
He did the right thing.

431
00:17:49,979 --> 00:17:51,647
Which means deep down,
he's a good person

432
00:17:51,681 --> 00:17:52,915
who knows right from wrong.

433
00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:54,150
Who taught him that?

434
00:17:54,184 --> 00:17:56,686
Well, he watches
a lot of television.

435
00:17:56,719 --> 00:17:59,989
Modern Family
impacted him deeply.

436
00:18:00,022 --> 00:18:02,258
It was you.

437
00:18:02,292 --> 00:18:04,594
I know what it's like
to lose someone you love.

438
00:18:04,627 --> 00:18:07,697
My boyfriend was murdered.

439
00:18:07,730 --> 00:18:10,933
I miss his big arm muscles
every day.

440
00:18:10,966 --> 00:18:13,936
I miss my husband so much.

441
00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:17,540
His arm muscles
weren't very big,

442
00:18:17,573 --> 00:18:19,442
but they were mine.

443
00:18:19,475 --> 00:18:21,777
(crying)
As long as you keep
focusing on revenge,

444
00:18:21,811 --> 00:18:23,679
you'll never get
to truly grieve him.

445
00:18:25,481 --> 00:18:27,217
Let me show you the hospital.

446
00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:29,485
The new one
your son helped build?

447
00:18:29,519 --> 00:18:33,323
The one that
actually heals people.

448
00:18:33,356 --> 00:18:36,058
*

449
00:18:38,428 --> 00:18:39,795
You can't go through with this.

450
00:18:39,829 --> 00:18:41,697
Why?
Because what if you cure her?

451
00:18:41,731 --> 00:18:43,132
I'm not gonna cure her.

452
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:44,567
Look, I'm gonna go ahead
with the procedure,

453
00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:46,168
I'm gonna find out
she's still dying,

454
00:18:46,202 --> 00:18:47,737
we'll cry a bunch,
we'll probably pound some,

455
00:18:47,770 --> 00:18:49,205
and then, in a few weeks,
she's gonna die

456
00:18:49,239 --> 00:18:50,506
and you and I will go
to Blood Island.

457
00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:52,308
I want you to kill her.
What?

458
00:18:52,342 --> 00:18:54,377
Shh!
No. I want you to kill her
during her surgery,

459
00:18:54,410 --> 00:18:57,880
and make it look like an
accident. Just say that you...

460
00:18:57,913 --> 00:18:59,249
remembered a scene,
from Hills Have Eyes 2,

461
00:18:59,282 --> 00:19:00,850
and you were overcome
with chills, like...

462
00:19:00,883 --> 00:19:03,219
(gasps) I just remembered
a scene from Hills Have Eyes 2

463
00:19:03,253 --> 00:19:05,221
and I just sliced open her
brain. I'm such a klutz,

464
00:19:05,255 --> 00:19:06,689
and I'm never gonna watch
a scary movie ever again

465
00:19:06,722 --> 00:19:09,425
before a surgery.
I can't wait any longer.

466
00:19:09,459 --> 00:19:12,928
Okay? She's got to go. I want
to be sipping on Mai Tais,

467
00:19:12,962 --> 00:19:15,164
and I want to be hunting down
tourists within a week.

468
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:17,733
Woman, calm down.
Get ahold of yourself.

469
00:19:17,767 --> 00:19:20,370
I will not kill her
during this surgery.

470
00:19:20,403 --> 00:19:22,738
If I botch this up,
my reputation will be destroyed.

471
00:19:22,772 --> 00:19:26,376
Okay, this whole plan depends
on Dean Munsch being dead.

472
00:19:26,409 --> 00:19:28,378
And if she's alive,

473
00:19:28,411 --> 00:19:31,514
then she gets to keep her money,
and I have to go back to prison,

474
00:19:31,547 --> 00:19:35,184
where I literally have to
draw porn to masturbate to,

475
00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:37,253
and I am a terrible artist.

476
00:19:37,287 --> 00:19:38,921
I'm not gonna do that again.

477
00:19:38,954 --> 00:19:40,623
No.

478
00:19:40,656 --> 00:19:42,625
So you kill her
during the surgery,

479
00:19:42,658 --> 00:19:43,959
or else.

480
00:19:43,993 --> 00:19:45,361
Or else what?

481
00:19:45,395 --> 00:19:47,297
Oh. You heard me.

482
00:19:47,330 --> 00:19:49,198
Or else.

483
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:51,601
I know... I know, or else what?

484
00:19:51,634 --> 00:19:53,769
Or else.

485
00:20:00,810 --> 00:20:02,812
Listen. Chanels.

486
00:20:02,845 --> 00:20:04,880
I'm going to let you in
on a little secret.

487
00:20:04,914 --> 00:20:07,783
I was only pretending to be cool
with Brock marrying Dean Munsch.

488
00:20:07,817 --> 00:20:09,319
Really, I'm not cool with it.

489
00:20:09,352 --> 00:20:10,886
You actually didn't seem
cool with it at all.

490
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:12,655
It was very obvious.

491
00:20:12,688 --> 00:20:14,223
I'm gonna tell you something.

492
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:15,991
I hate Dean Munsch.

493
00:20:16,025 --> 00:20:18,394
I hated her when she made us
take those gross pledges

494
00:20:18,428 --> 00:20:19,995
into Kappa House
that all got murdered,

495
00:20:20,029 --> 00:20:22,465
which basically prevented us
from getting murdered.

496
00:20:22,498 --> 00:20:23,966
I hated her when she plucked us

497
00:20:23,999 --> 00:20:25,668
out of abject poverty
and let us come

498
00:20:25,701 --> 00:20:27,503
to her medical school,
no questions asked,

499
00:20:27,537 --> 00:20:29,905
when then led us to fulfilling
our lifelong dream

500
00:20:29,939 --> 00:20:31,341
of becoming TV doctors...

501
00:20:31,374 --> 00:20:32,775
I mean, the list goes on.

502
00:20:34,043 --> 00:20:36,612
I'm crushed with jealousy.

503
00:20:36,646 --> 00:20:39,515
I mean,
jealousy has pinned me down

504
00:20:39,549 --> 00:20:41,517
and is sitting on my chest
and farting.

505
00:20:41,551 --> 00:20:43,386
So what are
you gonna do?

506
00:20:50,225 --> 00:20:53,295
This is a pipin' hot
pumpkin spice latte.

507
00:20:53,329 --> 00:20:57,032
Once Munsch's head is sawed open
and her brain is exposed,

508
00:20:57,066 --> 00:20:59,335
I'm gonna throw
this pumpkin spice latte

509
00:20:59,369 --> 00:21:01,170
into her open brain.

510
00:21:01,203 --> 00:21:02,605
What, what?

511
00:21:02,638 --> 00:21:04,306
I'm gonna throw this latte
into her open brain.

512
00:21:04,340 --> 00:21:05,675
I heard you,
but why?

513
00:21:05,708 --> 00:21:06,642
It'll kill her!

514
00:21:06,676 --> 00:21:07,477
Will it?

515
00:21:07,510 --> 00:21:08,711
(scoffs)

516
00:21:08,744 --> 00:21:10,045
Of course it will.

517
00:21:10,079 --> 00:21:11,381
Um, I'm not...

518
00:21:11,414 --> 00:21:12,782
I'm not sure
that it will.

519
00:21:12,815 --> 00:21:15,184
I mean, it might scald
a layer of brain tissue,

520
00:21:15,217 --> 00:21:16,519
but I don't think it'll
leave any lasting damage.

521
00:21:16,552 --> 00:21:18,187
Plus, she won't
even feel it.

522
00:21:18,988 --> 00:21:20,289
So it'll maybe scald,

523
00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:21,891
like, a tiny little
section of her brain

524
00:21:21,924 --> 00:21:23,192
and then it'll
heal right away.

525
00:21:26,529 --> 00:21:27,830
Are you kidding me,
Number Five?

526
00:21:27,863 --> 00:21:30,366
It's not
"doing someone a favor"

527
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,635
to pour really scalding,
super-delicious

528
00:21:32,668 --> 00:21:35,204
pumpkin spice latte
into their open brain.

529
00:21:35,237 --> 00:21:38,641
It is, if it's
actually scalding.

530
00:21:38,674 --> 00:21:41,210
Just the fact that
it's scalding means

531
00:21:41,243 --> 00:21:42,478
that any bacteria

532
00:21:42,512 --> 00:21:43,846
would be killed
instantly.

533
00:21:43,879 --> 00:21:45,681
What you should do
is get one

534
00:21:45,715 --> 00:21:47,349
at room temperature
and leave it out

535
00:21:47,383 --> 00:21:48,918
for a couple of days
until it spoils,

536
00:21:48,951 --> 00:21:50,319
and then pour it
on her open brain.

537
00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:51,987
Okay, well,
the surgery is happening

538
00:21:52,021 --> 00:21:53,523
right now, Number Five,
so we don't have three days.

539
00:21:53,556 --> 00:21:55,758
And since when did you
become so smart?

540
00:21:55,791 --> 00:21:57,927
Since I aced the MCATs
with no help.

541
00:21:57,960 --> 00:21:59,595
Ugh, this again.

542
00:21:59,629 --> 00:22:02,364
We all aced the MCATs,
Number Five.

543
00:22:02,398 --> 00:22:03,899
I just don't know why
you have to kill her.

544
00:22:03,933 --> 00:22:05,935
I mean, she's gonna
die soon anyway.

545
00:22:05,968 --> 00:22:07,503
I don't want her to die.

546
00:22:07,537 --> 00:22:09,505
I want her to be killed
by me.

547
00:22:09,539 --> 00:22:12,274
That's why I am gonna
pretend to trip,

548
00:22:12,307 --> 00:22:14,610
and pour this piping-hot PSL
into her open brain.

549
00:22:14,644 --> 00:22:17,312
End of conversation.
Deal with it. It's happening!

550
00:22:19,982 --> 00:22:22,117
I'm not gonna...
I don't even care.

551
00:22:22,151 --> 00:22:24,286
She's not listening.

552
00:22:25,621 --> 00:22:27,623
Dean Munsch.

553
00:22:27,657 --> 00:22:29,459
Dean Munsch?

554
00:22:29,492 --> 00:22:31,226
Hmm?

555
00:22:31,260 --> 00:22:32,895
CASSIDY: I've sawed open
a small section of your skull.

556
00:22:32,928 --> 00:22:35,297
Dr. Holt's starting
the procedure right now.

557
00:22:35,330 --> 00:22:36,566
Can you hear me?

558
00:22:36,599 --> 00:22:38,468
Wha-What am I on?

559
00:22:38,501 --> 00:22:39,902
We performed a nerve block

560
00:22:39,935 --> 00:22:42,304
in your neck so you
won't feel any pain,

561
00:22:42,337 --> 00:22:44,306
and I've given you a mild
dose of clonazepam

562
00:22:44,339 --> 00:22:46,108
to keep you calm.
Mmm.

563
00:22:46,141 --> 00:22:47,376
Calm?
(chuckles)

564
00:22:47,409 --> 00:22:49,445
MUNSCH:
Okay. I feel great.

565
00:22:49,479 --> 00:22:52,214
I mean, you opened up
my brain

566
00:22:52,247 --> 00:22:53,816
and exposed it to the world.

567
00:22:53,849 --> 00:22:55,451
(laughing)

568
00:22:55,485 --> 00:22:57,319
But you know,

569
00:22:57,352 --> 00:22:59,955
party on, whatever.
All right, now...

570
00:22:59,989 --> 00:23:02,625
What I'm gonna do is
insert this biopsy needle

571
00:23:02,658 --> 00:23:04,226
in through a section
of the frontal lobe

572
00:23:04,259 --> 00:23:05,795
that processes music.

573
00:23:05,828 --> 00:23:08,130
So I'd like you to sing a song
for us, if you can.

574
00:23:08,163 --> 00:23:09,164
Is there a song
that you like?

575
00:23:09,198 --> 00:23:11,300
Yeah, "Smoke on the Water."

576
00:23:11,333 --> 00:23:13,068
Deep Purple,
"Smoke on the Water."

577
00:23:13,102 --> 00:23:15,104
Seriously?
MUNSCH: Well, yeah.

578
00:23:15,137 --> 00:23:18,941
I mean, they're like
the granddaddies of heavy metal.

579
00:23:18,974 --> 00:23:21,143
Have you never heard
that chord progression?

580
00:23:21,176 --> 00:23:23,746
(chuckles)
I mean, seriously.

581
00:23:23,779 --> 00:23:27,249
* We all came down
to Montreux *

582
00:23:27,282 --> 00:23:30,853
* On the Lake Geneva
shoreline *

583
00:23:30,886 --> 00:23:34,023
* To make records
with a mobile *

584
00:23:34,056 --> 00:23:36,458
(humming notes)

585
00:23:36,492 --> 00:23:38,528
* We didn't have much time

586
00:23:38,561 --> 00:23:40,462
BROCK: Inserting
biopsy needle.

587
00:23:40,496 --> 00:23:44,266
MUNSCH:
* Smoke on the water

588
00:23:44,299 --> 00:23:46,168
* A fire in the sky

589
00:23:46,201 --> 00:23:48,003
BROCK: Passing through
the corpus callosum.

590
00:23:48,037 --> 00:23:50,305
* Smooooo...

591
00:23:50,339 --> 00:23:51,841
Oop, must've hit something.

592
00:23:51,874 --> 00:23:53,676
MUNSCH:
* ...oooooooke

593
00:23:53,709 --> 00:23:56,646
* On the water

594
00:23:56,679 --> 00:23:57,780
(scatting famous riff):
* Dun dun dunh

595
00:23:57,813 --> 00:24:00,149
* Dun dun duh-nuh

596
00:24:00,182 --> 00:24:03,519
* Dun dun dunh, dun dunh

597
00:24:03,553 --> 00:24:06,021
Taking the biopsy now.
MUNSCH: * Hey, dun dun dunh

598
00:24:06,055 --> 00:24:07,557
* Dun dun duh-nuh

599
00:24:07,590 --> 00:24:08,658
Nurse Hoffel, gauze.

600
00:24:08,691 --> 00:24:12,161
* Dun dun dunh, dun dunh

601
00:24:12,194 --> 00:24:17,166
DEEP PURPLE:
* Smoke on the water

602
00:24:17,199 --> 00:24:19,068
* A fire in the sky...

603
00:24:19,101 --> 00:24:22,004
(music ends)

604
00:24:22,037 --> 00:24:24,206
What the hell are you doing?!

605
00:24:24,239 --> 00:24:25,675
I'm sorry, I tripped.

606
00:24:25,708 --> 00:24:28,177
No, you didn't.
I-I didn't do anything.

607
00:24:28,210 --> 00:24:29,545
No, get out!
CHANEL: I'm just a patsy.

608
00:24:29,579 --> 00:24:31,080
Okay, let's sew her back up.

609
00:24:31,113 --> 00:24:33,015
Five, let's get this sample
down to the lab, please.

610
00:24:33,048 --> 00:24:35,084
Cassidy, close up
the hole.

611
00:24:35,117 --> 00:24:37,086
Okay, well, honey,

612
00:24:37,119 --> 00:24:38,387
the procedure
went perfectly,

613
00:24:38,420 --> 00:24:40,422
except for Chanel
throwing a latte.

614
00:24:40,455 --> 00:24:41,523
We're gonna stitch you up,
and you're gonna be

615
00:24:41,557 --> 00:24:42,658
as good as new.

616
00:24:42,692 --> 00:24:44,426
Mmm. Boning soon?

617
00:24:44,459 --> 00:24:45,561
BROCK:
That's right, sweetheart.

618
00:24:45,595 --> 00:24:47,462
Boning soon.
MUNSCH:
Excellent.

619
00:24:54,904 --> 00:24:58,708
Dean Munsch,
I have some good news.

620
00:24:58,741 --> 00:24:59,909
I also have some bad news.

621
00:25:01,043 --> 00:25:02,745
We found no evidence of Kuru.

622
00:25:02,778 --> 00:25:04,880
Oh!
What?

623
00:25:04,914 --> 00:25:07,282
Wonderful!
But the good news is...

624
00:25:07,316 --> 00:25:09,685
Wait, that's not
the good news?
That's the bad news.

625
00:25:09,719 --> 00:25:11,621
That means that
the test was inconclusive.

626
00:25:11,654 --> 00:25:13,689
And that means that
it's still very likely

627
00:25:13,723 --> 00:25:14,924
that you could have Kuru.

628
00:25:14,957 --> 00:25:17,559
So what's the good news?

629
00:25:17,593 --> 00:25:21,096
The good news is that

630
00:25:21,130 --> 00:25:22,531
you'll probably still die.

631
00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:25,100
And you've been
preparing for that.

632
00:25:25,134 --> 00:25:27,569
So no further
preparations are needed,

633
00:25:27,603 --> 00:25:29,905
and, um, you can just, uh,
keep doing what you're doing.

634
00:25:29,939 --> 00:25:31,941
You have terrible
bedside manner.

635
00:25:31,974 --> 00:25:33,776
Well, there's also
interesting news.

636
00:25:33,809 --> 00:25:35,911
I looked up other things
that could cause the symptoms

637
00:25:35,945 --> 00:25:37,379
we all think is Kuru

638
00:25:37,412 --> 00:25:38,614
and the only thing
that could be causing

639
00:25:38,648 --> 00:25:39,782
all of those symptoms--

640
00:25:39,815 --> 00:25:41,316
dehydration.

641
00:25:41,350 --> 00:25:43,385
What?
Extreme dehydration.

642
00:25:43,418 --> 00:25:45,454
Like, you would have had
to not have water for years.

643
00:25:45,487 --> 00:25:47,389
That's insane.
I drink water.

644
00:25:47,422 --> 00:25:49,458
I mean,
I'm constantly drinking.

645
00:25:49,491 --> 00:25:51,426
I-I...

646
00:25:51,460 --> 00:25:53,829
Oh, my God.
(gasps)

647
00:25:55,497 --> 00:25:57,399
I only drink scotch.

648
00:25:57,432 --> 00:25:58,968
Or vodka.

649
00:25:59,001 --> 00:26:00,736
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
That doesn't make any sense.

650
00:26:00,770 --> 00:26:02,137
You put water in it,
don't you?

651
00:26:02,171 --> 00:26:03,572
Or drink it on the rocks?

652
00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:05,607
No. Straight up. Neat.

653
00:26:05,641 --> 00:26:07,576
Okay, but you'd have to
have a little bit of water.

654
00:26:07,609 --> 00:26:09,779
I mean, you brush
your teeth,

655
00:26:09,812 --> 00:26:11,180
and you rinse with...

656
00:26:11,213 --> 00:26:12,948
Scotch.

657
00:26:19,655 --> 00:26:22,257
Okay, um, what about
at a restaurant?

658
00:26:22,291 --> 00:26:24,426
Would you like
still or sparkling?

659
00:26:24,459 --> 00:26:27,863
Actually, I'd love
two fingers of scotch, neat.

660
00:26:27,897 --> 00:26:29,531
Thank you.

661
00:26:29,564 --> 00:26:33,635
I'm sorry, so you think
I am just extremely dehydrated?

662
00:26:35,204 --> 00:26:38,307
But what about the fact
that I ate brains?

663
00:26:38,340 --> 00:26:41,811
Hello, Swando?
It's Cathy Munsch.

664
00:26:41,844 --> 00:26:43,946
Do you remember me?
We met on a plane.

665
00:26:43,979 --> 00:26:46,548
Cathy, hi. It's been a while.

666
00:26:46,581 --> 00:26:48,183
Yes, hello, Swando.

667
00:26:48,217 --> 00:26:51,620
Um, do you remember that party
that you took me to?

668
00:26:51,653 --> 00:26:54,389
That was for one
of your relatives, am I correct?

669
00:26:54,423 --> 00:26:57,526
Yes, that is right.
Very sad.

670
00:26:57,559 --> 00:27:00,129
And we ate brains?

671
00:27:00,162 --> 00:27:01,663
Yes, that is right.
(sobs)

672
00:27:01,697 --> 00:27:03,498
SWANDO:
It's a family tradition.

673
00:27:03,532 --> 00:27:05,500
(sobbing)

674
00:27:05,534 --> 00:27:07,870
I have Kuru.

675
00:27:10,105 --> 00:27:13,008
Oh, Cathy, that's very sad.
There, there. There, there.

676
00:27:13,042 --> 00:27:15,144
We are heartbroken, too.

677
00:27:15,177 --> 00:27:16,846
Grandpa was a dear member
of the family.

678
00:27:16,879 --> 00:27:18,380
And so was Lamby.

679
00:27:18,413 --> 00:27:20,582
Wait, wait,
who's Lamby?

680
00:27:20,615 --> 00:27:23,819
Lamby. He was our pet lamb.
He died, too.

681
00:27:23,853 --> 00:27:25,755
It's a family tradition
that when a pet lamb dies,

682
00:27:25,788 --> 00:27:27,222
we eat the brains.

683
00:27:27,256 --> 00:27:31,426
Wait, are you saying
that I ate lamb brains

684
00:27:31,460 --> 00:27:32,928
and not human brains?

685
00:27:32,962 --> 00:27:34,864
Of course we don't eat
human brains,

686
00:27:34,897 --> 00:27:36,431
you xenophobic piece
of garbage.

687
00:27:36,465 --> 00:27:40,369
(laughing):
I don't have Kuru!

688
00:27:40,402 --> 00:27:42,237
I'm dehydrated.
(laughing)

689
00:27:42,271 --> 00:27:44,239
I'm gonna be fine.

690
00:27:44,273 --> 00:27:47,176
Oh! Oh...

691
00:27:47,209 --> 00:27:50,012
Hey, everybody,
Nurse Hoffel wants us all

692
00:27:50,045 --> 00:27:51,113
to go down
to the basement

693
00:27:51,146 --> 00:27:52,748
for a champagne toast

694
00:27:52,782 --> 00:27:54,750
to celebrate
the good news.

695
00:27:54,784 --> 00:27:57,186
How does she know?
Oh, come on.

696
00:27:57,219 --> 00:27:58,587
I need some water.

697
00:27:58,620 --> 00:28:00,355
(gasps)
Welcome, everyone.

698
00:28:00,389 --> 00:28:02,257
Please go inside.

699
00:28:02,291 --> 00:28:04,359
Oh, champagne and cheese!

700
00:28:04,393 --> 00:28:06,028
And a honeymoon bed.

701
00:28:06,061 --> 00:28:08,163
Sweetheart,
boning soon!

702
00:28:09,231 --> 00:28:11,200
Hold on a second.

703
00:28:11,233 --> 00:28:14,269
This isn't real champagne.
This is sparkling apple cider!

704
00:28:14,303 --> 00:28:16,471
And this cheese is Styrofoam.

705
00:28:16,505 --> 00:28:19,274
I just wanted to make sure
your last meal was

706
00:28:19,308 --> 00:28:21,977
as awful as possible.

707
00:28:22,011 --> 00:28:23,712
(all gasp)
MUNSCH: Wait.

708
00:28:23,745 --> 00:28:25,047
You're the Green Meanie?

709
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:27,316
Well, I was not
expecting that.

710
00:28:27,349 --> 00:28:29,618
Well, Hester, you
could have given...

711
00:28:29,651 --> 00:28:31,586
Where's Hester?
I saw her get in an Uber

712
00:28:31,620 --> 00:28:33,422
with her suitcases
a couple of hours ago.

713
00:28:33,455 --> 00:28:35,224
Pretty sure
she was running away.

714
00:28:35,257 --> 00:28:37,726
Not sure why
it took her so long.
This makes no sense.

715
00:28:37,759 --> 00:28:39,962
She's way to old to be
the baby in the belly.

716
00:28:39,995 --> 00:28:41,663
That didn't stop
you guys accusing me.

717
00:28:41,696 --> 00:28:45,267
Dr. Cassidy is
the baby in the belly,

718
00:28:45,300 --> 00:28:47,136
and the other
Green Meanie.

719
00:28:47,169 --> 00:28:48,838
He totally hasn't killed someone
in, like, three days, so...

720
00:28:50,039 --> 00:28:51,640
What does any of this have to do

721
00:28:51,673 --> 00:28:52,674
with Nurse Awful?!

722
00:28:52,707 --> 00:28:54,309
Because my real name
isn't "Hoffel,"

723
00:28:54,343 --> 00:28:56,578
you evil little trollop.

724
00:28:56,611 --> 00:28:58,013
It's Bean!

725
00:29:00,549 --> 00:29:02,284
Sort of rings a bell?

726
00:29:02,317 --> 00:29:05,487
Oh, for the love
of Pete! Agatha Bean?

727
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:07,356
Can you give us
a couple more clues?

728
00:29:07,389 --> 00:29:08,490
She was your maid!

729
00:29:08,523 --> 00:29:10,659
(screaming)

730
00:29:10,692 --> 00:29:13,595
You burned poor Agatha's
face in the deep fryer.

731
00:29:13,628 --> 00:29:15,597
CHANELS:
Oh...

732
00:29:15,630 --> 00:29:17,833
She was my sister,
and you killed her.

733
00:29:17,867 --> 00:29:21,436
And you let them
get away with it, Dean Munsch.

734
00:29:21,470 --> 00:29:24,273
I am sooo sorry about that.
BROCK:
Can I just say...

735
00:29:24,306 --> 00:29:26,275
...I feel like I'm unfairly
being, you know,

736
00:29:26,308 --> 00:29:28,310
lumped in with
this group here.
(Bean gasps)

737
00:29:28,343 --> 00:29:29,811
Collateral damage.

738
00:29:29,845 --> 00:29:31,313
Today they pay
for what they did

739
00:29:31,346 --> 00:29:34,216
to sweet Agatha.

740
00:29:34,249 --> 00:29:37,352
And Cassidy will take
the fall for all of it.

741
00:29:37,386 --> 00:29:39,788
ZAYDAY:
Not so fast!

742
00:29:39,821 --> 00:29:40,990
Mom?

743
00:29:41,023 --> 00:29:42,324
MUNSCH:
Zayday, you're safe!

744
00:29:42,357 --> 00:29:44,994
Oh, I'm so relieved.

745
00:29:45,027 --> 00:29:46,495
Yeah, thank you guys for
all your tireless efforts

746
00:29:46,528 --> 00:29:48,030
in trying to find me.

747
00:29:48,063 --> 00:29:50,499
I was trapped in a well again.

748
00:29:50,532 --> 00:29:53,002
This ends now,
Nurse Hoffel.

749
00:29:53,035 --> 00:29:55,137
Since seeing this hospital,

750
00:29:55,170 --> 00:29:57,873
and the way it loves,
respects,

751
00:29:57,907 --> 00:29:59,808
and heals its patients,

752
00:29:59,841 --> 00:30:02,011
it's made me realize
how wrong I was

753
00:30:02,044 --> 00:30:03,879
to hold onto my anger.

754
00:30:03,913 --> 00:30:06,882
The past is the past.

755
00:30:06,916 --> 00:30:08,750
I'm reborn!

756
00:30:09,919 --> 00:30:11,786
(screams, gasps)

757
00:30:13,722 --> 00:30:16,591
Put her in the cage!

758
00:30:16,625 --> 00:30:18,627
Move it! Move it!
Come on, move it.

759
00:30:19,728 --> 00:30:23,198
No, no! Aww.

760
00:30:23,232 --> 00:30:25,600
Mom.

761
00:30:27,636 --> 00:30:29,371
(whispering):
I'm so sorry I let you down.

762
00:30:29,404 --> 00:30:30,772
No.

763
00:30:30,805 --> 00:30:34,376
No, you didn't.

764
00:30:34,409 --> 00:30:38,280
You saved me.

765
00:30:39,581 --> 00:30:42,384
You and Zayday Williams.

766
00:30:44,253 --> 00:30:45,887
Ms. Hollis,
I'm so sorry

767
00:30:45,921 --> 00:30:48,523
about everything that's happened
to you and your family.

768
00:30:48,557 --> 00:30:51,793
And if we make it
through this,

769
00:30:51,826 --> 00:30:54,129
I promise this hospital
will make amends

770
00:30:54,163 --> 00:30:56,932
by caring for and curing
as many people as possible.

771
00:30:58,767 --> 00:31:00,069
Your father.

772
00:31:01,570 --> 00:31:05,607
He would be so proud.

773
00:31:07,509 --> 00:31:09,678
(inhales sharply, exhales)

774
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:20,055
I'm gonna kill you.

775
00:31:20,089 --> 00:31:21,991
Well, that's gonna be
a little difficult

776
00:31:22,024 --> 00:31:24,259
when you're splattered
into a million pieces

777
00:31:24,293 --> 00:31:26,361
all over the neighborhood.

778
00:31:29,531 --> 00:31:31,933
(timer beeping)

779
00:31:31,967 --> 00:31:35,070
This is a bigger bomb
than Cloud Atlas.

780
00:31:35,104 --> 00:31:36,638
(alarmed cries)

781
00:31:36,671 --> 00:31:38,607
Congratulations, Cassidy.

782
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,410
I think your mommy's
about to get her wish.

783
00:31:41,443 --> 00:31:43,412
The only regret I have

784
00:31:43,445 --> 00:31:47,916
is that I don't get
to see your face

785
00:31:47,949 --> 00:31:51,420
when you finally
die, Chanel.

786
00:31:51,453 --> 00:31:55,124
Good-bye, Chanels.
Have fun in hell.

787
00:31:55,157 --> 00:31:56,691
Oh, by the way, I heard

788
00:31:56,725 --> 00:31:58,627
there are no dinosaurs!

789
00:31:58,660 --> 00:32:00,962
(gasps):
Oh, no.

790
00:32:02,197 --> 00:32:05,134
(sobs)
Oh. Okay.

791
00:32:05,167 --> 00:32:06,868
I guess we should

792
00:32:06,901 --> 00:32:08,437
take this moment,

793
00:32:08,470 --> 00:32:11,640
perhaps, to let go
of some old grudges.

794
00:32:11,673 --> 00:32:13,875
(chuckles)
Screw that, I am going out

795
00:32:13,908 --> 00:32:15,177
guns blazing!

796
00:32:15,210 --> 00:32:16,445
DENISE:
Wait! Wait a minute!

797
00:32:16,478 --> 00:32:18,980
MUNSCH:
Wha... Denise!
What?

798
00:32:19,014 --> 00:32:20,382
MUNSCH:
You're alive, that means

799
00:32:20,415 --> 00:32:22,617
my cryo-chamber worked!

800
00:32:22,651 --> 00:32:24,553
Damn right it did,
crunchy Munsch.

801
00:32:24,586 --> 00:32:25,820
The low temperature

802
00:32:25,854 --> 00:32:27,556
allowed my heart
to beat slowly enough

803
00:32:27,589 --> 00:32:29,058
to regain its strength
or something.

804
00:32:29,091 --> 00:32:30,325
(chuckles)
Anyway,

805
00:32:30,359 --> 00:32:32,561
I'm back, bitches!
All right.

806
00:32:32,594 --> 00:32:33,895
What did I miss?

807
00:32:33,928 --> 00:32:36,131
Ooh!
How's Hillary working out?

808
00:32:36,165 --> 00:32:38,533
I mean,
the first female president,

809
00:32:38,567 --> 00:32:40,169
and I missed the moment!

810
00:32:40,202 --> 00:32:42,504
Damn it!
Can you just stop talking

811
00:32:42,537 --> 00:32:43,772
(loudly):
and defuse the bomb?

812
00:32:44,873 --> 00:32:46,741
(Denise gasps)

813
00:32:46,775 --> 00:32:48,810
Damn, that look complicated.

814
00:32:48,843 --> 00:32:51,880
They didn't show us how to
defuse no bombs in Quantico.

815
00:32:51,913 --> 00:32:53,648
(sobs)
But, but, but, but, but

816
00:32:53,682 --> 00:32:55,650
fortunate for all of us,

817
00:32:55,684 --> 00:32:58,487
I did watch the hit
TV show Quantico.

818
00:32:58,520 --> 00:32:59,854
And I saw

819
00:32:59,888 --> 00:33:02,391
Agent Alex Parrish defuse one.

820
00:33:02,424 --> 00:33:03,758
All right.

821
00:33:03,792 --> 00:33:08,230
If my memory serves me
correctly...

822
00:33:08,263 --> 00:33:10,565
Damn, I don't have my glasses.
Okay, but I think

823
00:33:10,599 --> 00:33:13,735
if I pull that wire,

824
00:33:13,768 --> 00:33:15,370
either...

825
00:33:15,404 --> 00:33:17,439
the countdown will stop,

826
00:33:17,472 --> 00:33:19,874
or we'll all be blown
to smithereens.

827
00:33:19,908 --> 00:33:23,678
(Chanel #5 whimpers)

828
00:33:23,712 --> 00:33:27,082
Ain't but one damn way
to find out.

829
00:33:27,116 --> 00:33:28,950
I do have teeth in my vagina!

830
00:33:28,983 --> 00:33:30,585
I knew it.

831
00:33:30,619 --> 00:33:34,356
I didn't want to die a liar.

832
00:33:34,389 --> 00:33:36,391
They are very sharp.

833
00:33:36,425 --> 00:33:37,926
And I don't know
how they got there.

834
00:33:37,959 --> 00:33:39,594
DENISE:
Shut up!

835
00:33:39,628 --> 00:33:41,996
(Chanel #5 crying)

836
00:33:46,067 --> 00:33:49,438
(beeps, girls scream)

837
00:33:49,471 --> 00:33:51,406
(Munsch laughing and clapping)
Oh!

838
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:52,641
Yes!

839
00:33:52,674 --> 00:33:54,476
(Brock sighs in relief)
Oh, Denise!

840
00:33:54,509 --> 00:33:56,077
Denise Hemphill.

841
00:33:56,111 --> 00:33:57,346
Ha!

842
00:34:03,285 --> 00:34:04,486
Let's get her!

843
00:34:04,519 --> 00:34:06,955
*

844
00:34:31,045 --> 00:34:34,449
(distorted scream)

845
00:34:34,483 --> 00:34:37,152
(distorted gasping)

846
00:34:37,186 --> 00:34:39,188
(heart beating)

847
00:34:41,290 --> 00:34:44,359
(all gasp)

848
00:34:45,327 --> 00:34:51,766
(softly):
Oh, God.

849
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:54,336
You sacrificed yourself for me.

850
00:34:56,405 --> 00:34:58,473
You know, pal, could've just
pushed her out of the way

851
00:34:58,507 --> 00:35:00,108
to save her life.

852
00:35:00,141 --> 00:35:02,110
(Denise laughs)
Yeah.

853
00:35:02,143 --> 00:35:05,013
Jumping in front of a machete
is, like, option number three

854
00:35:05,046 --> 00:35:07,549
in terms of the ways you
could've kept Chanel #3 alive.

855
00:35:07,582 --> 00:35:09,017
Shut up.

856
00:35:09,050 --> 00:35:11,653
This was his redemption.

857
00:35:11,686 --> 00:35:13,054
Now he can be forgiven

858
00:35:13,087 --> 00:35:15,290
for killing all those people.

859
00:35:15,324 --> 00:35:16,658
Uh, I don't think
it works that way.

860
00:35:16,691 --> 00:35:18,493
Shut up!

861
00:35:20,429 --> 00:35:21,896
He's trying to speak.

862
00:35:21,930 --> 00:35:24,065
Now that you're dying,

863
00:35:24,098 --> 00:35:26,468
do you believe that
you were always alive?

864
00:35:26,501 --> 00:35:29,338
(quietly):
I knew I was alive...

865
00:35:29,371 --> 00:35:32,441
because of how good it felt
to love you.

866
00:35:34,008 --> 00:35:35,677
Uh, say what now?

867
00:35:35,710 --> 00:35:36,911
She's getting away. Go!

868
00:35:36,945 --> 00:35:38,247
(Chanel #5 whimpers)

869
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:40,282
(footsteps receding)

870
00:35:44,953 --> 00:35:46,855
DENISE:
There she is!

871
00:35:48,590 --> 00:35:50,124
She getting away!

872
00:35:54,095 --> 00:35:56,265
Oh! Careful, quicksand.

873
00:35:58,633 --> 00:36:00,702
(groaning)

874
00:36:00,735 --> 00:36:02,604
Somebody!
Drop me a rope!

875
00:36:04,539 --> 00:36:08,176
Come on!
This is a horrible way to die.

876
00:36:08,209 --> 00:36:09,911
Look, in my experience,

877
00:36:09,944 --> 00:36:11,079
costumed serial killers

878
00:36:11,112 --> 00:36:12,947
are never adequately
punished by the law.

879
00:36:12,981 --> 00:36:15,183
Sometimes vigilante justice
is the only way.

880
00:36:15,216 --> 00:36:17,185
I'm with Chanel.
She killed my boyfriend.

881
00:36:17,218 --> 00:36:18,387
CHANEL:
Oh,

882
00:36:18,420 --> 00:36:19,721
so I suppose no one cares

883
00:36:19,754 --> 00:36:21,189
that your boyfriend
murdered my boyfriend?!

884
00:36:21,222 --> 00:36:22,957
No! No one does.

885
00:36:22,991 --> 00:36:25,126
All right.
We'll take a vote.

886
00:36:25,159 --> 00:36:28,930
All in favor of saving
Nurse Hoffel, raise your hand.

887
00:36:31,165 --> 00:36:35,036
All in favor of a terrible
swamp death, raise your hand.

888
00:36:35,069 --> 00:36:36,305
Boom.

889
00:36:38,807 --> 00:36:40,675
I... Oh...

890
00:36:48,350 --> 00:36:51,252
Oh! Damn my conscience!

891
00:36:52,287 --> 00:36:54,323
Here.

892
00:36:54,356 --> 00:36:55,790
Here.
What...

893
00:36:55,824 --> 00:36:57,892
Okay, hold on!

894
00:36:57,926 --> 00:36:58,927
Help me. Hold...

895
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:00,061
Wait, wait. Okay.

896
00:37:00,094 --> 00:37:01,330
Hold on. Oh...
Oh!

897
00:37:31,860 --> 00:37:35,464
CHANEL:
And just like that, another
crazed group of serial killers

898
00:37:35,497 --> 00:37:37,298
failed in their mission
to destroy me.

899
00:37:37,332 --> 00:37:40,101
No! No! No! No!

900
00:37:40,134 --> 00:37:43,104
CHANEL:
I know the last girl standing
in these things is usually

901
00:37:43,137 --> 00:37:45,139
some sweet, virginal heroine.
But in my experience,

902
00:37:45,173 --> 00:37:47,876
survival is all about being
skinny, pretty, fashionable

903
00:37:47,909 --> 00:37:50,512
and ruthless. I don't know
why those things matter,

904
00:37:50,545 --> 00:37:52,514
but that's who I am
and I'm still alive.

905
00:37:52,547 --> 00:37:54,716
So, ipso facto,
that must be why.

906
00:37:54,749 --> 00:37:57,386
* When the going gets tough...

907
00:37:57,419 --> 00:37:59,287
Not being terrorized
by a serial killer

908
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:02,791
did wonders for the hospital.

909
00:38:02,824 --> 00:38:04,526
Which made Chanel #5
supes happy.

910
00:38:04,559 --> 00:38:07,061
Now, I know all the doctors
you've seen up to this point

911
00:38:07,095 --> 00:38:09,664
think you have MS, but looking
at your family history,

912
00:38:09,698 --> 00:38:12,000
I think it's possible you could
have a hidden vascular issue,

913
00:38:12,033 --> 00:38:13,868
so I'm gonna order an MRI.

914
00:38:13,902 --> 00:38:15,837
CHANEL:
Turns out she's
some kind of idiot savant

915
00:38:15,870 --> 00:38:17,472
when it comes to medical stuff.

916
00:38:17,506 --> 00:38:19,808
She's still intolerable
and single, obvi,

917
00:38:19,841 --> 00:38:21,376
but at least she's doing
some good in the world.

918
00:38:21,410 --> 00:38:22,711
And now that Brock
and Dean Munsch

919
00:38:22,744 --> 00:38:24,045
left the hospital,
she and Zayday

920
00:38:24,078 --> 00:38:25,680
are kind of top dogs there.

921
00:38:25,714 --> 00:38:27,682
If we form an alliance
with St. Mary's Hospital

922
00:38:27,716 --> 00:38:30,018
and KHF Hospital, we can
coordinate to keep prices low.

923
00:38:30,051 --> 00:38:31,920
It might cut into our profits,
but we're here

924
00:38:31,953 --> 00:38:33,422
to cure people,
not make money, right?

925
00:38:33,455 --> 00:38:35,690
Well, okay.

926
00:38:35,724 --> 00:38:38,927
CHANEL:
Oh, Dean Munsch and Dr. Hot
didn't leave together, though.

927
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:40,895
Major drama went down
the day Nurse Hoffel

928
00:38:40,929 --> 00:38:42,664
became the swamp's
final victim.

929
00:38:42,697 --> 00:38:44,165
We need to talk.

930
00:38:44,198 --> 00:38:47,268
Mm. Oh, my beautiful husband.

931
00:38:47,301 --> 00:38:49,871
I feel like I have been given
the greatest second chance

932
00:38:49,904 --> 00:38:53,241
since they cast Mickey Rourke
in The Wrestler.

933
00:38:53,274 --> 00:38:55,577
Now you get to watch me grow old
and I get to see

934
00:38:55,610 --> 00:38:57,779
if you'll actually grow old
or if you're a vampire

935
00:38:57,812 --> 00:39:00,114
who never ages,
like everyone says.

936
00:39:00,148 --> 00:39:01,182
Does everybody really say that?

937
00:39:01,215 --> 00:39:02,917
Yeah. But...

938
00:39:02,951 --> 00:39:05,620
it doesn't matter,
because what matters

939
00:39:05,654 --> 00:39:09,424
is that this hospital
gets to be what it claims to be:

940
00:39:09,458 --> 00:39:12,427
a place where
the incurable are cured.

941
00:39:12,461 --> 00:39:13,795
I'll have no problem

942
00:39:13,828 --> 00:39:15,630
finding somebody
to take it off my hands.

943
00:39:15,664 --> 00:39:18,800
Well, yeah, that's a good idea.
You should travel the world

944
00:39:18,833 --> 00:39:21,102
or whatever,
and I will stay here

945
00:39:21,135 --> 00:39:22,737
and I will
hold down the fort for you,

946
00:39:22,771 --> 00:39:24,305
and I will miss you, my darling.

947
00:39:24,338 --> 00:39:28,142
(chuckles)
Don't be silly, hubby o' mine.

948
00:39:28,176 --> 00:39:30,912
You see, I am going
to the bank right now

949
00:39:30,945 --> 00:39:32,781
and I'm pulling out
all my money.

950
00:39:32,814 --> 00:39:34,883
Then you and I
are going to buy

951
00:39:34,916 --> 00:39:37,251
a chalet in Aspen,

952
00:39:37,285 --> 00:39:39,921
and I am gonna
hang out a shingle

953
00:39:39,954 --> 00:39:43,391
and become the premier
sex therapist for women over 50

954
00:39:43,424 --> 00:39:45,627
and you, my love,

955
00:39:45,660 --> 00:39:47,762
are gonna be the
orthopedic surgeon

956
00:39:47,796 --> 00:39:49,831
to the stars.

957
00:39:49,864 --> 00:39:50,932
Love you.

958
00:39:50,965 --> 00:39:52,967
Love you.

959
00:39:54,302 --> 00:39:56,070
I'm sorry, is there a problem?

960
00:39:56,104 --> 00:39:57,739
This is rather awkward, but...

961
00:39:57,772 --> 00:40:00,108
your accounts are empty,
Dean Munsch.

962
00:40:00,141 --> 00:40:01,109
Excuse me?

963
00:40:01,142 --> 00:40:02,677
You came in earlier today

964
00:40:02,711 --> 00:40:05,514
and withdrew all of your funds.
What?!

965
00:40:09,383 --> 00:40:10,885
It's not a great picture.

966
00:40:15,557 --> 00:40:18,960
CHANEL:
Yup, Hester stole
all of Dean Munsch's money.

967
00:40:18,993 --> 00:40:22,363
And her man. Though no one
knows where they ran off to.

968
00:40:25,466 --> 00:40:28,803
Will you be having lunch
now, sir, or later?

969
00:40:28,837 --> 00:40:31,139
I don't know.
What do you think, sweetie?

970
00:40:31,172 --> 00:40:32,974
Have the guests arrived?

971
00:40:33,007 --> 00:40:35,510
Their boat hit the reef
about half an hour ago.

972
00:40:35,544 --> 00:40:39,147
The strongest ones should be
swimming ashore at any moment.

973
00:40:41,550 --> 00:40:44,986
Let's eat now and give 'em a
chance to get their energy back.

974
00:40:45,019 --> 00:40:46,788
Thank you, sir.
It's no fun

975
00:40:46,821 --> 00:40:48,322
hunting them when they're
all worn out.

976
00:40:48,356 --> 00:40:49,824
Ugh. I agree.

977
00:40:49,858 --> 00:40:52,460
It's like we have
the same brain.

978
00:40:52,493 --> 00:40:54,462
* Ooh
* Ooh *

979
00:40:54,495 --> 00:40:57,131
* Can I touch you
* Can I touch you *

980
00:40:57,165 --> 00:40:59,668
CHANEL:
Dean Munsch didn't take long to
get back on her feet, though.

981
00:40:59,701 --> 00:41:01,870
She sold the hospital
for a fortune and went to Aspen

982
00:41:01,903 --> 00:41:04,338
to help old ladies remember
how to have orgasms again.

983
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:08,142
Meredith. Come on in.

984
00:41:08,176 --> 00:41:10,211
CHANEL:
She's also boning
half the U.S. Ski Team.

985
00:41:10,244 --> 00:41:13,147
CHANEL:
And as for me, well,
destiny called...

986
00:41:13,181 --> 00:41:15,483
well, destiny DM'd me,
because it's 2016

987
00:41:15,516 --> 00:41:17,085
and no one
actually calls anymore.

988
00:41:17,118 --> 00:41:19,353
(cheering, applause)

989
00:41:19,387 --> 00:41:21,355
* Whoa, whoa
ANNOUNCER: It's Lovin' the C,

990
00:41:21,389 --> 00:41:24,358
* Oh, oh, oh
with your host,
Dr. Chanel Oberlin!

991
00:41:24,392 --> 00:41:27,261
* Yeah, yeah, yeah...

992
00:41:27,295 --> 00:41:30,498
Yup, I'm a TV doctor,
just like I said I would be.

993
00:41:30,531 --> 00:41:32,333
Because I get what I deserve,

994
00:41:32,366 --> 00:41:35,870
and I deserve everything I get.

995
00:41:35,904 --> 00:41:37,872
Chanel #3 is my Gayle King.

996
00:41:37,906 --> 00:41:39,273
She executive produces
the show,

997
00:41:39,307 --> 00:41:41,009
whatever that means.

998
00:41:41,042 --> 00:41:44,412
Hi, everybody,
and welcome to Lovin' the C.

999
00:41:44,445 --> 00:41:47,015
I'm the C, Dr. Chanel Oberlin,

1000
00:41:47,048 --> 00:41:50,018
and today on the show we'll be
discussing death panels.

1001
00:41:50,051 --> 00:41:52,020
How can we make them
a real thing

1002
00:41:52,053 --> 00:41:55,023
for rich people who want
their inheritances sooner?

1003
00:41:55,056 --> 00:41:57,025
(cheering, applause)

1004
00:41:57,058 --> 00:41:59,293
If I may be obliged

1005
00:41:59,327 --> 00:42:01,295
a personal moment...

1006
00:42:01,329 --> 00:42:04,198
I've learned a lot
in the past few years,

1007
00:42:04,232 --> 00:42:06,200
and most importantly of all,

1008
00:42:06,234 --> 00:42:09,470
I've learned that
you just have to be yourself.

1009
00:42:09,503 --> 00:42:12,607
And that consequences
and responsibility

1010
00:42:12,641 --> 00:42:16,310
are burdens for people
who choose to feel shame.

1011
00:42:16,344 --> 00:42:18,546
So, you be you, America.

1012
00:42:18,579 --> 00:42:21,883
Because Chanel Oberlin
is gonna keep being me.

1013
00:42:21,916 --> 00:42:23,685
(cheering, applause)

1014
00:42:37,598 --> 00:42:40,034
(clattering in distance)

1015
00:42:50,845 --> 00:42:52,847
*

1016
00:42:56,617 --> 00:42:57,952
(screams)

1017
00:43:01,823 --> 00:43:05,794
* Don't turn around

1018
00:43:09,130 --> 00:43:12,701
* I'll bury you deep

1019
00:43:16,337 --> 00:43:20,208
* Whispers turn to screams

1020
00:43:24,178 --> 00:43:28,049
* You belong to me

1021
00:43:30,051 --> 00:43:31,986
* To me.

1022
00:43:35,023 --> 00:43:37,992
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