1 00:00:01,044 --> 00:00:02,679 Previously on Scream Queens... 2 00:00:02,713 --> 00:00:04,381 Someone is targeting the patients 3 00:00:04,415 --> 00:00:05,582 at the C.U.R.E. Institute. 4 00:00:05,616 --> 00:00:07,284 You know who the killer is, don't you? 5 00:00:07,318 --> 00:00:08,685 I want a transfer to your hospital. 6 00:00:08,719 --> 00:00:10,521 DENISE: I pulled a few strings 7 00:00:10,554 --> 00:00:12,022 and had you transferred on the condition 8 00:00:12,055 --> 00:00:15,392 that you cooperate with our investigation. 9 00:00:15,426 --> 00:00:16,627 CHANEL: I'm getting married! 10 00:00:16,660 --> 00:00:18,929 BROCK: I don't think you know who I am 11 00:00:18,962 --> 00:00:20,697 or what I'm capable of, Chad. 12 00:00:20,731 --> 00:00:23,066 The things I've done, the things I'm willing to do. 13 00:00:23,100 --> 00:00:26,002 The next body I touch with these hands will be Chanel's. 14 00:00:27,604 --> 00:00:29,673 (screaming) 15 00:00:33,009 --> 00:00:35,546 (screaming) 16 00:00:35,579 --> 00:00:36,780 (sobs) 17 00:00:36,813 --> 00:00:39,983 Chad Radwell's dead! 18 00:00:40,016 --> 00:00:43,720 Chad Radwell's dead! 19 00:00:43,754 --> 00:00:45,456 We know. We were all there. 20 00:00:45,489 --> 00:00:47,558 I mean, he just died like five minutes ago. 21 00:00:47,591 --> 00:00:49,393 How you already dressed up like Jackie Kennedy? 22 00:00:49,426 --> 00:00:51,395 In my grief, I ran across the street 23 00:00:51,428 --> 00:00:52,663 and put on my old Halloween costume. 24 00:00:52,696 --> 00:00:55,666 Well, our theory that the killer was 25 00:00:55,699 --> 00:00:58,068 the 1986 mother or her unborn son 26 00:00:58,101 --> 00:00:59,303 is out the window. 27 00:00:59,336 --> 00:01:01,272 We thought that they were seeking revenge 28 00:01:01,305 --> 00:01:02,639 against this institution 29 00:01:02,673 --> 00:01:04,175 by murdering its patients, but, of course, 30 00:01:04,208 --> 00:01:06,009 Chad Radwell wasn't a patient. No. 31 00:01:06,042 --> 00:01:08,279 Look, I'm just gonna be the first one to say it-- 32 00:01:08,312 --> 00:01:11,448 we have another murder to cover up, and, you know, 33 00:01:11,482 --> 00:01:13,650 if the press gets wind of this, there'll be a media firestorm. 34 00:01:13,684 --> 00:01:15,619 And I just... I don't think I could survive that 35 00:01:15,652 --> 00:01:16,887 in my current state. 36 00:01:18,021 --> 00:01:19,590 Where'd you go just then? 37 00:01:19,623 --> 00:01:23,026 You got real ominous for no reason. 38 00:01:23,059 --> 00:01:26,497 And what exactly is your "current state"? 39 00:01:26,530 --> 00:01:29,800 My state of concern 40 00:01:29,833 --> 00:01:32,336 that the hospital will be shut down 41 00:01:32,369 --> 00:01:34,137 before we've even cured our first patient. 42 00:01:34,171 --> 00:01:35,606 And that would be bad, 43 00:01:35,639 --> 00:01:37,674 because you are curing patients. 44 00:01:37,708 --> 00:01:39,610 They just keep getting killed, like, right after. (Chanel wailing) 45 00:01:39,643 --> 00:01:42,779 You guys! Chad is dead! 46 00:01:42,813 --> 00:01:44,114 He's dead! 47 00:01:44,147 --> 00:01:45,882 We can all see that, okay? 48 00:01:45,916 --> 00:01:47,318 He fell through the rafters in the middle of your wedding. 49 00:01:47,351 --> 00:01:48,619 Now can we please just stop screaming? 50 00:01:48,652 --> 00:01:51,188 Excuse me? 51 00:01:52,489 --> 00:01:54,491 How I choose to grieve the passing 52 00:01:54,525 --> 00:01:56,227 of my rich, hot, dead fiancé 53 00:01:56,260 --> 00:01:58,161 is entirely up to me. 54 00:01:58,195 --> 00:02:02,466 I'm just saying... we're all super upset. 55 00:02:02,499 --> 00:02:04,167 Are you? 56 00:02:04,201 --> 00:02:06,237 Are you upset, Number Five? 57 00:02:06,270 --> 00:02:08,305 Because as far as I can tell, 58 00:02:08,339 --> 00:02:10,173 I am the only one here 59 00:02:10,207 --> 00:02:12,042 showing even a modicum of anguish. 60 00:02:12,075 --> 00:02:14,545 I mean, did anyone else here think 61 00:02:14,578 --> 00:02:16,146 to change into a costume with a subtle 62 00:02:16,179 --> 00:02:17,914 Jackie Kennedy leitmotif 63 00:02:17,948 --> 00:02:20,651 to show that the passing of Chad Radwell 64 00:02:20,684 --> 00:02:23,387 is a major event in our nation's history? 65 00:02:23,420 --> 00:02:24,888 No. 66 00:02:24,921 --> 00:02:27,424 Is anyone else so bereaved 67 00:02:27,458 --> 00:02:29,159 that they've lost control of their bladder, 68 00:02:29,192 --> 00:02:30,594 and they've started relieving themselves 69 00:02:30,627 --> 00:02:31,828 in the potted plants 70 00:02:31,862 --> 00:02:33,997 in the hallway? No! 71 00:02:34,030 --> 00:02:35,699 In fact, is anyone here 72 00:02:35,732 --> 00:02:38,001 raging at the heavens by peeing in places 73 00:02:38,034 --> 00:02:39,403 you're not supposed to pee? 74 00:02:39,436 --> 00:02:40,837 No! 75 00:02:40,871 --> 00:02:43,374 So quit making this about you, Number Five, 76 00:02:43,407 --> 00:02:45,609 because this is about me! 77 00:02:45,642 --> 00:02:48,011 (shrieking, sobbing) 78 00:02:48,044 --> 00:02:49,012 DENISE: All right, that is it. 79 00:02:49,045 --> 00:02:50,247 Get her out of here. 80 00:02:50,281 --> 00:02:54,117 Today is my day! Chanel Oberlin, 81 00:02:54,150 --> 00:02:56,953 bereaved fiancée of dead Chad Radwell. 82 00:02:56,987 --> 00:02:59,356 DENISE: That goes for all of you. 83 00:02:59,390 --> 00:03:01,692 I'm gonna need this room to myself. 84 00:03:01,725 --> 00:03:07,097 We are going to follow FBI protocol to the letter 85 00:03:07,130 --> 00:03:09,032 on this one, ladies and gentlemen. 86 00:03:09,065 --> 00:03:13,036 And that means I need to examine the body alone. 87 00:03:13,069 --> 00:03:15,406 Ebony, Ivory, get out of here! 88 00:03:15,439 --> 00:03:17,240 Shoo, fly, shoo. Git, git, git! 89 00:03:17,274 --> 00:03:18,842 Get to steppin'! 90 00:03:24,315 --> 00:03:26,583 (door shuts) I lied. 91 00:03:28,184 --> 00:03:30,153 This ain't FBI protocol. 92 00:03:30,186 --> 00:03:33,123 In fact, it's against FBI protocol 93 00:03:33,156 --> 00:03:35,392 and everything I learned at Quantico, 94 00:03:35,426 --> 00:03:39,062 and from watching the TV show Quantico. 95 00:03:39,095 --> 00:03:41,398 I just... mm... 96 00:03:41,432 --> 00:03:44,501 wanted to be alone with my sweet boo. 97 00:03:44,535 --> 00:03:46,937 And now I'm real curious 98 00:03:46,970 --> 00:03:49,740 about certain parts of your body 99 00:03:49,773 --> 00:03:52,108 and its relative hardness, 100 00:03:52,142 --> 00:03:54,678 now that this rigor mortis done kicked in. 101 00:03:55,812 --> 00:03:59,282 Oh, damn. 102 00:03:59,316 --> 00:04:03,186 Chad Radwell, my on-again, off-again lover, 103 00:04:03,219 --> 00:04:05,288 Halloween is in two days. 104 00:04:05,322 --> 00:04:07,958 And that was always our special night. 105 00:04:07,991 --> 00:04:10,293 That's when our role-playing sessions 106 00:04:10,327 --> 00:04:12,763 got particularly steamy. 107 00:04:12,796 --> 00:04:15,999 DENISE: Remember that time we acted out the plot 108 00:04:16,032 --> 00:04:18,268 of Brokeback Mountain? 109 00:04:18,301 --> 00:04:21,472 Howdy, I'm Jack. Jack Twist. 110 00:04:21,505 --> 00:04:23,840 I'm Ennis. Ennis Del Mar. 111 00:04:23,874 --> 00:04:27,043 And I am a gay cowboy. 112 00:04:27,077 --> 00:04:29,212 Whoa! But I ain't queer. 113 00:04:29,245 --> 00:04:31,081 I ain't queer, either. 114 00:04:32,583 --> 00:04:35,552 Well, okay. Okay. 115 00:04:35,586 --> 00:04:37,854 Well, okay. Well, okay. 116 00:04:37,888 --> 00:04:39,856 (moaning) Okay. 117 00:04:39,890 --> 00:04:41,725 Okay... Oh... 118 00:04:41,758 --> 00:04:43,159 Oh! 119 00:04:43,193 --> 00:04:44,160 Oh, no. 120 00:04:44,194 --> 00:04:45,562 I can't quit you! 121 00:04:45,596 --> 00:04:46,997 Don't quit me! 122 00:04:47,030 --> 00:04:51,201 Chad Radwell, I promise to honor your death 123 00:04:51,234 --> 00:04:55,806 by dressing up on Halloween as Mrs. Chad Radwell, 124 00:04:55,839 --> 00:04:57,841 and finding out who killed you. 125 00:04:57,874 --> 00:04:59,910 And if I die trying, 126 00:04:59,943 --> 00:05:03,380 I will meet you up in heaven, baby boy, 127 00:05:03,414 --> 00:05:06,550 at one of them no-tell motels. 128 00:05:06,583 --> 00:05:08,652 And you'll do whatever you want 129 00:05:08,685 --> 00:05:11,054 with all of this. 130 00:05:11,087 --> 00:05:13,223 (softly): Oh... my baby. 131 00:05:18,128 --> 00:05:20,030 (crying): Oh... 132 00:05:20,063 --> 00:05:23,333 Oh, God, help me. 133 00:05:23,366 --> 00:05:25,769 (sobbing) 134 00:05:32,142 --> 00:05:35,278 I don't understand. You just asked the FBI 135 00:05:35,311 --> 00:05:36,780 if you could transfer Hester 136 00:05:36,813 --> 00:05:38,949 to my hospital, and they just said yes? 137 00:05:38,982 --> 00:05:42,085 Actually, they texted me a "thumbs up" emoji. 138 00:05:42,118 --> 00:05:44,688 I mean, the whole thing took place over WhatsApp, 139 00:05:44,721 --> 00:05:46,389 so it only took, like, ten seconds. 140 00:05:49,593 --> 00:05:51,628 Why, hello, Dean Munsch. 141 00:05:51,662 --> 00:05:53,464 Agent Hemphill. 142 00:05:53,497 --> 00:05:56,433 You appear to be wearing a wedding gown this Halloween. 143 00:05:56,467 --> 00:05:59,870 I am dressed as Mrs. Chad Radwell, 144 00:05:59,903 --> 00:06:03,306 because my on-again, off-again sometimes-sexy 145 00:06:03,339 --> 00:06:07,644 role-playing lover was murdered last night! 146 00:06:07,678 --> 00:06:09,245 But you already knew that. 147 00:06:10,481 --> 00:06:12,315 MUNSCH: No one can know the truth, 148 00:06:12,348 --> 00:06:14,050 or they will shut this facility down. 149 00:06:14,084 --> 00:06:17,621 The killer isn't just killing patients anymore. Why? 150 00:06:17,654 --> 00:06:19,723 Why has the pattern been broken? 151 00:06:19,756 --> 00:06:21,492 (sighs) 152 00:06:21,525 --> 00:06:23,660 Who can say? 153 00:06:23,694 --> 00:06:27,097 What I do know... 154 00:06:27,130 --> 00:06:29,833 is that Halloween night is upon us, 155 00:06:29,866 --> 00:06:32,636 and massacres tend to happen 156 00:06:32,669 --> 00:06:35,438 in this hospital on Halloween night. 157 00:06:35,472 --> 00:06:38,008 I hope you two are prepared, 158 00:06:38,041 --> 00:06:40,176 'cause I have a feeling 159 00:06:40,210 --> 00:06:44,080 that this year... is gonna be a doozy. 160 00:06:44,114 --> 00:06:45,916 What do you suggest we do? 161 00:06:45,949 --> 00:06:48,919 You know the killer is someone in your ranks. 162 00:06:48,952 --> 00:06:52,322 Throw a Halloween party for your hospital staff. 163 00:06:52,355 --> 00:06:53,590 They're the bait. 164 00:06:53,624 --> 00:06:55,526 They'll draw the killer out, 165 00:06:55,559 --> 00:06:57,661 and you can catch him yourselves. 166 00:06:59,295 --> 00:07:00,497 Let me out just for one night 167 00:07:00,531 --> 00:07:01,698 so I can go to the party. 168 00:07:01,732 --> 00:07:03,033 What? Hell no. 169 00:07:03,066 --> 00:07:04,334 Yeah, we're not gonna do that. 170 00:07:04,367 --> 00:07:05,836 But I'll help you solve the case. 171 00:07:05,869 --> 00:07:08,171 You already did help us. That was a good idea 172 00:07:08,204 --> 00:07:09,873 about throwing that party. 173 00:07:09,906 --> 00:07:12,175 But I want to go to the party. 174 00:07:12,208 --> 00:07:13,810 How about this? 175 00:07:13,844 --> 00:07:16,346 You tell us who the killer is, 176 00:07:16,379 --> 00:07:19,616 and then we'll let your crazy ass go to the party. 177 00:07:19,650 --> 00:07:21,117 How 'bout I go to the party, 178 00:07:21,151 --> 00:07:22,553 and not tell you who the killer is? 179 00:07:22,586 --> 00:07:24,287 Why would we do that? 180 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:25,722 (cell phone vibrates) 181 00:07:25,756 --> 00:07:28,024 Dr. Cathy Munsch. 182 00:07:34,531 --> 00:07:36,867 You're not gonna believe this. 183 00:07:36,900 --> 00:07:39,169 All right, now that we're all here, 184 00:07:39,202 --> 00:07:41,371 let's begin. CHANEL: Hold on, how can we read 185 00:07:41,404 --> 00:07:44,507 my beloved Chad's will without his awful family here? 186 00:07:44,541 --> 00:07:47,678 I'm sorry, I thought you'd been informed. 187 00:07:47,711 --> 00:07:49,813 When the Radwells heard about Chad's 188 00:07:49,846 --> 00:07:52,683 impending nuptials to you, Chanel, 189 00:07:52,716 --> 00:07:55,752 they all loaded into one of the family 747s 190 00:07:55,786 --> 00:07:57,487 and rushed here to try to stop it. 191 00:07:57,520 --> 00:08:00,423 Unfortunately, on approach, the plane crashed, 192 00:08:00,456 --> 00:08:02,392 killing all on board. (laughs) 193 00:08:02,425 --> 00:08:04,094 Oh, my God, that's horrible. 194 00:08:04,127 --> 00:08:05,662 The entire family fortune 195 00:08:05,696 --> 00:08:08,164 was passed to Chad, so when he died, 196 00:08:08,198 --> 00:08:09,499 a short while after, 197 00:08:09,532 --> 00:08:12,502 his will became the legal document 198 00:08:12,535 --> 00:08:15,105 that determined where all the Radwell money goes. 199 00:08:15,138 --> 00:08:18,575 Exactly how much money is all the Radwell money? 200 00:08:18,609 --> 00:08:21,745 I mean, are we talking George Clooney E.R. money, 201 00:08:21,778 --> 00:08:24,280 or George Clooney first dollar gross 202 00:08:24,314 --> 00:08:25,716 on Ocean's 11, 203 00:08:25,749 --> 00:08:28,585 and owner of Casamigos Tequila money? 204 00:08:28,619 --> 00:08:30,887 Do not answer that question. 205 00:08:30,921 --> 00:08:34,290 You can steal my man, with your ample booty 206 00:08:34,324 --> 00:08:36,259 and admittedly beautiful weave, 207 00:08:36,292 --> 00:08:38,929 but I will not allow you to take the money 208 00:08:38,962 --> 00:08:41,364 he obviously left for me so I can be rich enough 209 00:08:41,397 --> 00:08:43,233 for everyone to like me again. 210 00:08:43,266 --> 00:08:44,534 I'm his wife, after all. 211 00:08:44,567 --> 00:08:46,102 Technically speaking, you aren't. 212 00:08:46,136 --> 00:08:47,103 He died before you got married. 213 00:08:47,137 --> 00:08:50,573 The love of my life is dead. 214 00:08:50,607 --> 00:08:52,943 Chanel-O-Ween is ruined again. 215 00:08:52,976 --> 00:08:55,111 I have no money, my friends are awful, 216 00:08:55,145 --> 00:08:57,948 and I work in this stupid hospital. 217 00:08:57,981 --> 00:08:59,716 I am sad. 218 00:08:59,750 --> 00:09:02,052 And where I come from, a sad and skinny 219 00:09:02,085 --> 00:09:04,454 20-something's feelings are more important 220 00:09:04,487 --> 00:09:06,389 than some silly little legal document. 221 00:09:06,422 --> 00:09:08,124 Can we just move this along? 222 00:09:08,158 --> 00:09:10,994 Yes. Thank you. 223 00:09:11,027 --> 00:09:12,763 "I, Chad Radwell, 224 00:09:12,796 --> 00:09:15,465 "being of sound mind and bitchin' body, 225 00:09:15,498 --> 00:09:17,968 "do hereby leave all of my Benjamins, 226 00:09:18,001 --> 00:09:20,436 "the majority of which was made decades ago 227 00:09:20,470 --> 00:09:23,306 "by my great-great-grandfather, Mercury Radwell, 228 00:09:23,339 --> 00:09:26,509 "through graft, corruption, and bribery, 229 00:09:26,542 --> 00:09:29,012 "and on the broken backs of non-union labor, 230 00:09:29,045 --> 00:09:30,814 "to... (gasps) 231 00:09:30,847 --> 00:09:33,984 "Dean Munsch and the C.U.R.E. Institute 232 00:09:34,017 --> 00:09:36,319 for reasons that are well-known to her." 233 00:09:36,352 --> 00:09:37,788 Say what now? 234 00:09:37,821 --> 00:09:39,155 MITCH: That's what it says. 235 00:09:39,189 --> 00:09:41,124 He called and asked to have it changed 236 00:09:41,157 --> 00:09:42,826 the day he died. 237 00:09:42,859 --> 00:09:44,260 He never explained why. 238 00:09:44,294 --> 00:09:47,664 Well, clearly he just wanted his last act 239 00:09:47,698 --> 00:09:51,534 to be one of generosity and kindness. 240 00:09:51,567 --> 00:09:53,169 To make up for all the awful things he did 241 00:09:53,203 --> 00:09:54,437 while he was alive. 242 00:09:54,470 --> 00:09:56,172 And I, for one, 243 00:09:56,206 --> 00:09:58,041 am not gonna let Chad down. 244 00:09:58,074 --> 00:10:01,611 So on behalf of all of the poor souls 245 00:10:01,644 --> 00:10:03,947 who will have a chance to be cured, 246 00:10:03,980 --> 00:10:06,349 you know, as well as the obviously gaudy 247 00:10:06,382 --> 00:10:09,052 pink mansion I'm gonna purchase in Palm Beach 248 00:10:09,085 --> 00:10:11,654 with my new, grossly inappropriate salary, 249 00:10:11,688 --> 00:10:12,889 I accept. 250 00:10:12,923 --> 00:10:15,625 Chanel... 251 00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:17,193 are you okay? 252 00:10:17,227 --> 00:10:18,895 I think everyone should leave now. 253 00:10:22,866 --> 00:10:25,869 (slow, drawn-out scream) 254 00:10:48,859 --> 00:10:50,126 (slowed groan) 255 00:11:03,539 --> 00:11:06,609 (grunting, snarling) ...terrible, I am so... 256 00:11:06,642 --> 00:11:07,944 so sorry. No... 257 00:11:07,978 --> 00:11:09,746 This whole thing stinks worse 258 00:11:09,780 --> 00:11:13,283 than Number Five's lululemons after a two-hour Pilates class 259 00:11:13,316 --> 00:11:15,251 and Dean Munsch, you're the crotch. 260 00:11:15,285 --> 00:11:17,087 DENISE: Do you want to press charges against 261 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:20,256 this crazy ho, who still seems to think that Chad Radwell 262 00:11:20,290 --> 00:11:22,258 liked her better than me? 263 00:11:22,292 --> 00:11:25,028 Even though he told me on numerous occasions 264 00:11:25,061 --> 00:11:27,430 that having sex with you was like banging 265 00:11:27,463 --> 00:11:29,766 a disinterested piece of plywood. 266 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:32,202 I will gladly arrest her ass. 267 00:11:32,235 --> 00:11:35,205 No. No, it's not her fault. The poor girl is grieving. 268 00:11:35,238 --> 00:11:37,107 We need to give her the space 269 00:11:37,140 --> 00:11:39,776 to process her loss... her way. 270 00:11:39,810 --> 00:11:41,812 * 271 00:11:47,350 --> 00:11:49,352 (typewriter clicking) 272 00:11:52,288 --> 00:11:54,257 (typewriter racks) 273 00:11:56,692 --> 00:11:57,693 (emoji giggles) 274 00:12:04,968 --> 00:12:06,302 * It's all about you... 275 00:12:06,336 --> 00:12:08,471 CHANEL: I used to love Halloween. 276 00:12:08,504 --> 00:12:10,440 But now I'm poor, have to have a job. 277 00:12:10,473 --> 00:12:11,741 My fiancé got murdered. 278 00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:13,643 I find myself 279 00:12:13,676 --> 00:12:15,812 in rather a dark place. (snarls) 280 00:12:15,846 --> 00:12:18,014 So, instead of using my ugly cow fans 281 00:12:18,048 --> 00:12:19,850 as pawns in a cynical ploy 282 00:12:19,883 --> 00:12:22,118 to bolster my popularity on social media, 283 00:12:22,152 --> 00:12:24,187 by making it seem like I actually like them, 284 00:12:24,220 --> 00:12:26,957 I am gonna use this Chanel-O-Ween 285 00:12:26,990 --> 00:12:30,093 to send my throngs of homely, rural well-wishers 286 00:12:30,126 --> 00:12:32,128 gifts that are so shocking and vile, 287 00:12:32,162 --> 00:12:34,697 there's no way they'll miss the fact 288 00:12:34,730 --> 00:12:38,268 that I actively hate them and spend every day of my life 289 00:12:38,301 --> 00:12:41,972 trying to avoid becoming... just like them. 290 00:12:42,005 --> 00:12:43,673 This Chanel-O-Ween, I've looted the morgue 291 00:12:43,706 --> 00:12:46,009 and everyone at the hospital's biohazard bins 292 00:12:46,042 --> 00:12:48,544 for presents for my disgusting hippo fans. 293 00:12:48,578 --> 00:12:51,514 You're welcome. (squeals, laughs) 294 00:12:51,547 --> 00:12:53,183 GIRL: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 295 00:12:53,216 --> 00:12:54,717 Oh, my God. (gasps) 296 00:12:54,750 --> 00:12:56,953 It's Chanel-O-Ween! 297 00:12:56,987 --> 00:12:58,454 * It's all about you... 298 00:12:58,488 --> 00:12:59,622 Oh, my God! (laughs) 299 00:12:59,655 --> 00:13:00,623 GIRL: Her hand... 300 00:13:00,656 --> 00:13:01,724 wrote my name! 301 00:13:01,757 --> 00:13:02,825 "Barbara..." 302 00:13:02,859 --> 00:13:04,394 (screams) "...I hope this bag 303 00:13:04,427 --> 00:13:06,529 "of rancid lipo fat 304 00:13:06,562 --> 00:13:09,032 "can be used as lamp oil to brighten up 305 00:13:09,065 --> 00:13:11,401 the disgusting hovel you've chosen to live in." 306 00:13:11,434 --> 00:13:15,071 (sobbing): "You are a shining example of why 307 00:13:15,105 --> 00:13:18,341 euthanasia should be made legal. 308 00:13:18,374 --> 00:13:20,410 Medicinal maggots! 309 00:13:20,443 --> 00:13:22,078 This box is just filled with pus! 310 00:13:22,112 --> 00:13:23,646 (girls screaming) 311 00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:26,249 Chanel sent me a bag of diseased whore hearts! 312 00:13:26,282 --> 00:13:29,519 SHANTELLE: "Shantelle, you're everything I hate 313 00:13:29,552 --> 00:13:31,087 "about everything. 314 00:13:31,121 --> 00:13:33,856 Happy Chanel-O-Ween! Chanel." 315 00:13:33,890 --> 00:13:35,325 (screaming, laughing) 316 00:13:35,358 --> 00:13:37,093 There's this dumb bitch named Susan 317 00:13:37,127 --> 00:13:38,428 who I visited two years ago. 318 00:13:38,461 --> 00:13:40,931 She thinks I find her story inspiring, so... 319 00:13:40,964 --> 00:13:42,899 I guess we're just gonna have to go visit her in person 320 00:13:42,933 --> 00:13:44,935 to tell her how I really feel. 321 00:13:44,968 --> 00:13:46,569 (gasps) (squeals) 322 00:13:46,602 --> 00:13:48,939 Look! I got you this box of exploding corpse bile. 323 00:13:48,972 --> 00:13:50,907 (gasps) 324 00:13:50,941 --> 00:13:52,542 You know I loathe you, right? 325 00:13:52,575 --> 00:13:54,844 * It's all about you... 326 00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:57,013 BARBARA: Chanel, thank you 327 00:13:57,047 --> 00:13:59,249 so much for putting me in my place! 328 00:13:59,282 --> 00:14:00,783 GIRL: You are right Chanel. 329 00:14:00,816 --> 00:14:02,585 I am garbage. 330 00:14:02,618 --> 00:14:04,087 I love you so much. (sobs) 331 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:09,892 * You are star bright. 332 00:14:16,499 --> 00:14:18,568 BROCK: I think you have 333 00:14:18,601 --> 00:14:19,635 a viral infection. 334 00:14:19,669 --> 00:14:22,538 You know, high-stress situations can cause 335 00:14:22,572 --> 00:14:23,974 our immune system to lose its potency 336 00:14:24,007 --> 00:14:26,542 and make us susceptible to all kinds of nasty things. 337 00:14:26,576 --> 00:14:29,212 I am feeling pretty bad about losing my Chaddy. 338 00:14:29,245 --> 00:14:30,913 But I think my biggest stress 339 00:14:30,947 --> 00:14:32,615 is that, for the second time in my life, 340 00:14:32,648 --> 00:14:34,484 a crazed serial killer has chosen 341 00:14:34,517 --> 00:14:36,252 to target me and my friends. 342 00:14:36,286 --> 00:14:39,889 And because of that, another Halloween is kind of ruined. 343 00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:42,792 I mean, why, Brock? Why do bad things happen to good people? 344 00:14:42,825 --> 00:14:45,561 Chanel, I'm a surgeon. We don't do good or bad. 345 00:14:45,595 --> 00:14:47,763 We do "can it be fixed, or can't it?" 346 00:14:47,797 --> 00:14:49,799 I think the only thing that's gonna make you feel better 347 00:14:49,832 --> 00:14:52,902 is we find that killer and make sure they don't kill again. 348 00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:54,137 That's what we have to do. 349 00:14:54,170 --> 00:14:55,771 Wow. 350 00:14:55,805 --> 00:14:57,974 I'm, like, totally damp right now. Mm. 351 00:15:00,010 --> 00:15:02,845 So do you have any idea who that killer might be? 352 00:15:02,878 --> 00:15:05,515 Well, in my experience, it's usually more than one, 353 00:15:05,548 --> 00:15:07,783 with a single brilliant ringleader pulling the strings. 354 00:15:07,817 --> 00:15:09,119 Hmm. 355 00:15:09,152 --> 00:15:10,786 You have to be a pretty smart cookie 356 00:15:10,820 --> 00:15:13,123 to pull all those strings and get away with it, huh? 357 00:15:13,156 --> 00:15:15,158 Ivy League smart. 358 00:15:16,392 --> 00:15:18,261 (chuckles) 359 00:15:18,294 --> 00:15:21,197 You should know that my self-esteem is just low enough 360 00:15:21,231 --> 00:15:24,034 for a conversation where we are covertly intimating that you are 361 00:15:24,067 --> 00:15:26,336 a crazed killer-- it's kind of turning me on. 362 00:15:26,369 --> 00:15:30,140 Well, girls do love the bad boys. 363 00:15:30,173 --> 00:15:32,775 Here's a solution of colloidal silver. 364 00:15:32,808 --> 00:15:34,210 It'll clear that rash right up. 365 00:15:34,244 --> 00:15:36,479 Silver? Uh, what about bacitracin or something? 366 00:15:36,512 --> 00:15:38,214 Just take it before you go to bed, 367 00:15:38,248 --> 00:15:40,116 get a good night sleep, and in the morning, 368 00:15:40,150 --> 00:15:42,052 you'll be back to your old self. 369 00:15:50,860 --> 00:15:53,163 (alarm clock beeping) 370 00:15:53,196 --> 00:15:55,198 (beeping stops) 371 00:15:55,231 --> 00:15:57,333 (sighs) 372 00:16:03,273 --> 00:16:04,340 (knob creaks) 373 00:16:10,546 --> 00:16:13,449 (screams) 374 00:16:15,518 --> 00:16:17,053 CHANEL #3: Oh, my God. 375 00:16:17,087 --> 00:16:19,155 How did you do that? (inhales) I don't... 376 00:16:19,189 --> 00:16:21,557 I don't know. I mean, I just drank that stuff that Dr. Brock 377 00:16:21,591 --> 00:16:23,559 gave me before bed and I woke up and I looked like... 378 00:16:23,593 --> 00:16:26,096 like this! I mean, just kill me, kill me now! 379 00:16:26,129 --> 00:16:28,898 It's actually kind of awesome. Did you know 380 00:16:28,931 --> 00:16:30,666 that Elizabeth I imposed sumptuary laws that said 381 00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:32,535 only people with royal blood could wear blue? 382 00:16:32,568 --> 00:16:35,605 I am not wearing blue, Rhino Boob, I am blue! 383 00:16:35,638 --> 00:16:38,108 The Egyptians considered it to be the color of divinity. 384 00:16:38,141 --> 00:16:41,844 I'm sorry. Did this crappy dorm turn into a Doctor Who TARDIS 385 00:16:41,877 --> 00:16:44,580 while I was asleep and transport us all back to Ancient Egypt? 386 00:16:44,614 --> 00:16:46,249 Are there slaves in the kitchen making me 387 00:16:46,282 --> 00:16:48,618 my poached eggs this morning, Chanel #3? 388 00:16:48,651 --> 00:16:51,121 Are we gonna worship every cat we see today? 389 00:16:51,154 --> 00:16:52,222 No? 390 00:16:52,255 --> 00:16:53,856 Then I would love to know 391 00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:55,625 how a society that died out over a hundred years ago 392 00:16:55,658 --> 00:16:58,094 is relevant to the fact that I am the color of an icy pop! 393 00:16:58,128 --> 00:16:59,795 I mean, this is totally gonna ruin 394 00:16:59,829 --> 00:17:02,132 the staff Halloween party for me! Wait. 395 00:17:02,165 --> 00:17:03,399 This is perfect! 396 00:17:03,433 --> 00:17:05,301 What? 397 00:17:05,335 --> 00:17:07,403 Now you don't have to worry about a costume. 398 00:17:07,437 --> 00:17:08,971 You can go as a blueberry! 399 00:17:09,004 --> 00:17:10,440 Or... 400 00:17:10,473 --> 00:17:12,608 a Smurfette. 401 00:17:12,642 --> 00:17:14,577 Or a super bummed-out mood ring. 402 00:17:14,610 --> 00:17:16,045 Get out! 403 00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:17,313 Get out. Get out! 404 00:17:17,347 --> 00:17:19,949 Get out! Get out! 405 00:17:19,982 --> 00:17:21,851 (sobs) 406 00:17:26,956 --> 00:17:30,993 ("Rhythm Of The Night" playing over radio) 407 00:17:31,026 --> 00:17:33,329 (snarling, 408 00:17:33,363 --> 00:17:34,797 (chuckles) 409 00:17:34,830 --> 00:17:38,668 * You'll be doing fine once the music starts * 410 00:17:38,701 --> 00:17:41,471 * Oh, feel the beat of the rhythm of the night * 411 00:17:41,504 --> 00:17:43,739 * Dance until the morning light * 412 00:17:43,773 --> 00:17:45,941 * Forget about the worries on your mind * 413 00:17:45,975 --> 00:17:47,943 * You can leave them all behind * 414 00:17:47,977 --> 00:17:50,079 * Feel the beat of the rhythm of the night * 415 00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:52,982 * Oh, the rhythm of the night... * 416 00:17:53,015 --> 00:17:54,884 (crash in distance) 417 00:17:56,051 --> 00:17:57,086 (gasps) 418 00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,121 (music stops) 419 00:18:09,565 --> 00:18:11,066 (gasps) 420 00:18:14,370 --> 00:18:16,372 * 421 00:18:40,730 --> 00:18:43,098 * 422 00:19:07,122 --> 00:19:08,391 (grunts) 423 00:19:08,424 --> 00:19:09,892 I beat the Red Devil, 424 00:19:09,925 --> 00:19:12,428 and that was before my FBI training. 425 00:19:12,462 --> 00:19:14,697 You think I'm scared of a giant booger? 426 00:19:14,730 --> 00:19:17,600 And I know who you are underneath that mask. 427 00:19:17,633 --> 00:19:18,734 (grunts) 428 00:19:20,470 --> 00:19:21,971 (yells) 429 00:19:30,913 --> 00:19:32,214 (grunts) 430 00:19:33,449 --> 00:19:35,451 Come on! (grunting) 431 00:19:39,289 --> 00:19:41,257 To hell with this. 432 00:19:41,291 --> 00:19:42,925 I'm not playing around. 433 00:19:42,958 --> 00:19:44,794 It's time... 434 00:19:44,827 --> 00:19:46,462 for you to die. 435 00:19:54,604 --> 00:19:56,606 (gun clicking empty) 436 00:19:56,639 --> 00:19:58,641 (panting) 437 00:20:03,178 --> 00:20:06,282 HESTER: Agent Hemphill, I presume? 438 00:20:06,316 --> 00:20:09,051 Special Agent. 439 00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:11,454 And you got yourself a deal. 440 00:20:11,487 --> 00:20:14,457 I texted my higher-ups at Quantico, 441 00:20:14,490 --> 00:20:18,728 and they agreed to release you tonight, for 24 hours, 442 00:20:18,761 --> 00:20:20,963 when Halloween officially begins. 443 00:20:20,996 --> 00:20:23,733 You will wear this anklet. (beeps) 444 00:20:23,766 --> 00:20:27,570 That way, they'll know if you leave the hospital grounds. 445 00:20:27,603 --> 00:20:29,271 Now, at the stroke of midnight, 446 00:20:29,305 --> 00:20:32,475 after I've had a few cocktails, danced a little bit, 447 00:20:32,508 --> 00:20:34,176 and made out with a couple guys, 448 00:20:34,209 --> 00:20:36,011 you will tell us 449 00:20:36,045 --> 00:20:37,947 who the killer is. 450 00:20:37,980 --> 00:20:39,982 You will not tell anybody 451 00:20:40,015 --> 00:20:42,251 about this arrangement, because if you do, 452 00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:45,655 you will be sent back to the asylum like that. 453 00:20:46,989 --> 00:20:48,458 You will wear this costume, 454 00:20:48,491 --> 00:20:49,692 and you will keep 455 00:20:49,725 --> 00:20:52,227 this mask on at all times. 456 00:20:54,163 --> 00:20:57,299 Is this a Jason costume? Yes, it is. 457 00:20:57,333 --> 00:21:00,436 With you in this costume, it'll be easy to keep a eye on you, 458 00:21:00,470 --> 00:21:03,005 'cause nobody wants to be Jason on Halloween. 459 00:21:03,038 --> 00:21:04,273 Yes, they do. It's, like, the most 460 00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:05,841 popular costume of all time. 461 00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:08,277 Nuh-uh! Maybe on Friday the 13th. 462 00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:11,981 If anything, people want to go as Michael Myers. 463 00:21:12,014 --> 00:21:13,048 I've never seen Halloween. 464 00:21:13,082 --> 00:21:14,617 Me, neither, but I know 465 00:21:14,650 --> 00:21:16,819 Mike Myers played the bad guy. 466 00:21:16,852 --> 00:21:21,156 It was, like, the movie he did right after Wayne's World. 467 00:21:21,190 --> 00:21:24,226 Anyway, here's the axe to go with your costume. 468 00:21:24,259 --> 00:21:26,128 And remember: 469 00:21:26,161 --> 00:21:28,831 I gots my eye on you. 470 00:21:33,102 --> 00:21:34,904 CHANEL: Chanel-O-Ween is supposed to be 471 00:21:34,937 --> 00:21:36,506 the most magical night of the year. 472 00:21:36,539 --> 00:21:39,642 But this Chanel-O-Ween, my life is in tatters. 473 00:21:39,675 --> 00:21:41,844 First, I find out that whore Dean Munsch 474 00:21:41,877 --> 00:21:44,580 has inherited the entire Radwell fortune. 475 00:21:44,614 --> 00:21:48,484 Then, I see that dumb security guard wearing my wedding gown. 476 00:21:48,518 --> 00:21:51,020 And then, I turn blue. 477 00:21:51,053 --> 00:21:53,389 CHANEL: There you are, 478 00:21:53,423 --> 00:21:54,490 you bitch. 479 00:21:54,524 --> 00:21:56,258 I know you're in on it. 480 00:21:56,291 --> 00:21:57,326 You had Chad murdered 481 00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:58,561 because you couldn't stand the fact 482 00:21:58,594 --> 00:21:59,929 that he was gonna marry me. 483 00:21:59,962 --> 00:22:02,432 And here you are, in my wedding gown. 484 00:22:02,465 --> 00:22:05,568 I mean, you may as well have just signed a confession. 485 00:22:05,601 --> 00:22:07,737 First of all... 486 00:22:07,770 --> 00:22:09,271 I look amazing. 487 00:22:09,304 --> 00:22:11,774 And I'll admit, I was surprised when I tried it on 488 00:22:11,807 --> 00:22:13,375 and it fit like a glove. 489 00:22:13,409 --> 00:22:15,244 'Cause, you know, we got different body types. 490 00:22:15,277 --> 00:22:17,079 My body type is... 491 00:22:17,112 --> 00:22:18,380 "woman." 492 00:22:18,414 --> 00:22:20,049 And yours is... 493 00:22:20,082 --> 00:22:22,084 "malnourished Victorian paperboy." 494 00:22:22,117 --> 00:22:23,619 And second, 495 00:22:23,653 --> 00:22:26,889 Chad Radwell was never gonna marry you. 496 00:22:26,922 --> 00:22:29,091 In fact, just a few weeks ago, 497 00:22:29,124 --> 00:22:31,694 during our American Beauty role-playing session, 498 00:22:31,727 --> 00:22:34,063 he said, and I quote... 499 00:22:34,096 --> 00:22:37,199 * 500 00:22:37,232 --> 00:22:38,968 Run away with me, Angela. 501 00:22:39,001 --> 00:22:40,970 I've been living a lie. 502 00:22:41,003 --> 00:22:42,304 I don't love her anymore. 503 00:22:42,337 --> 00:22:43,606 I only love you. 504 00:22:43,639 --> 00:22:45,908 Oh, Lester. 505 00:22:45,941 --> 00:22:47,777 You givin' me the vapors. 506 00:22:47,810 --> 00:22:49,479 Ah... 507 00:22:49,512 --> 00:22:53,248 It's a good thing this tub is filled up with rose petals, 508 00:22:53,282 --> 00:22:56,185 'cause that way you can't smell my toots. 509 00:22:58,187 --> 00:22:59,489 Kiss me. 510 00:23:02,191 --> 00:23:04,494 CHANEL: He just said that 511 00:23:04,527 --> 00:23:06,328 because it's the plot of the film! 512 00:23:06,361 --> 00:23:09,064 Is it? 'Cause I don't remember nobody 513 00:23:09,098 --> 00:23:11,601 in that movie saying they had the vapors. 514 00:23:11,634 --> 00:23:13,636 Just admit it, you murdered Chad Radwell! 515 00:23:13,669 --> 00:23:15,971 Shh! You stupid ho! 516 00:23:16,005 --> 00:23:17,940 I ain't murdered nobody! 517 00:23:17,973 --> 00:23:21,310 If anybody is behind my sweet boo getting murdered, 518 00:23:21,343 --> 00:23:23,312 it's that Dean Munsch. 519 00:23:23,345 --> 00:23:27,116 She was the one that inherited the Radwell family fortune. 520 00:23:27,149 --> 00:23:29,151 And she probably had help 521 00:23:29,184 --> 00:23:32,688 from that "Shay-day" Zayday Williams. 522 00:23:32,722 --> 00:23:35,157 It's time to enlist the help of an old friend 523 00:23:35,190 --> 00:23:38,093 who always tells the truth. Who? 524 00:23:38,127 --> 00:23:39,929 My old talking board, that's who. 525 00:23:39,962 --> 00:23:41,864 We're gonna talk to Chad from beyond the grave, 526 00:23:41,897 --> 00:23:43,432 and ask him who he loved more 527 00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:45,367 and find out once and for all who murdered him. 528 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,703 Mm, there is nobody 529 00:23:47,737 --> 00:23:50,472 who loves trafficking the dark arts 530 00:23:50,506 --> 00:23:55,144 like this top FBI recruit from Quantico, Virginia. 531 00:23:55,177 --> 00:23:56,612 Bitch, I'm in. 532 00:23:56,646 --> 00:23:58,180 (scoffs) 533 00:24:06,155 --> 00:24:08,323 Chanel, I've been looking all over for you. 534 00:24:08,357 --> 00:24:11,894 I mean, not literally, but in my mind, I was looking for... 535 00:24:11,927 --> 00:24:13,128 Oh, my God, it's true. 536 00:24:13,162 --> 00:24:14,730 Uh, that you poisoned me with a bottle 537 00:24:14,764 --> 00:24:16,632 of nickels and dimes minted before 1964? 538 00:24:16,666 --> 00:24:19,068 Yes, it's true. 539 00:24:19,101 --> 00:24:20,636 This doesn't make any sense. 540 00:24:20,670 --> 00:24:22,304 The amount of silver that I put in the solution 541 00:24:22,337 --> 00:24:23,573 was tiny-- micrograms. 542 00:24:23,606 --> 00:24:25,474 This shouldn't be happening. 543 00:24:25,507 --> 00:24:28,210 I have a feeling that someone tampered with my mixture. 544 00:24:28,243 --> 00:24:29,411 Oh, who would do that? 545 00:24:29,444 --> 00:24:30,746 I need the cure! 546 00:24:30,780 --> 00:24:32,181 Well, there is no cure for Argyria. 547 00:24:32,214 --> 00:24:33,048 What?! 548 00:24:33,082 --> 00:24:35,017 Well... 549 00:24:35,050 --> 00:24:36,686 But in the spirit of this hospital, gosh darn it, 550 00:24:36,719 --> 00:24:37,753 I'm gonna find one. 551 00:24:37,787 --> 00:24:39,822 Of course, the next few days, I'm booked. 552 00:24:39,855 --> 00:24:42,391 I mean, we do have the party and all, 553 00:24:42,424 --> 00:24:44,493 and I, and I scheduled an appointment for laser treatment. 554 00:24:44,526 --> 00:24:46,428 (whispers): Ear hair removal. Mm. 555 00:24:46,461 --> 00:24:48,097 And I've got to get to the dry cleaners. 556 00:24:48,130 --> 00:24:49,832 But after I get all that done, 557 00:24:49,865 --> 00:24:51,567 I promise I'm gonna come up with a miracle cure. 558 00:24:51,601 --> 00:24:52,835 Dean Munsch, 559 00:24:52,868 --> 00:24:55,104 I demand that you have Dr. Brock arrested immediately. 560 00:24:55,137 --> 00:24:56,706 On what charge? 561 00:24:56,739 --> 00:24:58,340 For assaulting me with silver! 562 00:24:58,373 --> 00:25:00,843 And... probably being in cahoots with Denise Hemphill 563 00:25:00,876 --> 00:25:03,245 in murdering Chad and a whole bunch of other people 564 00:25:03,278 --> 00:25:04,413 with his serial killer hand! 565 00:25:04,446 --> 00:25:05,948 MUNSCH: Chanel, look, 566 00:25:05,981 --> 00:25:08,050 I know you are feeling a tad blue 567 00:25:08,083 --> 00:25:10,219 right now, 568 00:25:10,252 --> 00:25:13,956 but Dr. Brock Holt did not murder Chad. 569 00:25:13,989 --> 00:25:15,658 He has an airtight alibi. 570 00:25:16,659 --> 00:25:17,459 He does? 571 00:25:17,492 --> 00:25:18,794 That's wonderful. 572 00:25:18,828 --> 00:25:20,562 I mean, I didn't want to believe 573 00:25:20,596 --> 00:25:22,364 that it was true, but after the silver 574 00:25:22,397 --> 00:25:24,099 and I knew you were jealous of Chad, 575 00:25:24,133 --> 00:25:26,769 I just... oh, I didn't know what else to think. 576 00:25:27,502 --> 00:25:28,738 Forgive me? 577 00:25:28,771 --> 00:25:29,905 You know, he and I 578 00:25:29,939 --> 00:25:32,141 were having a little of the jiffy stiffy 579 00:25:32,174 --> 00:25:33,943 in my office, right before the wedding, 580 00:25:33,976 --> 00:25:35,978 right when Chad was being killed. 581 00:25:36,011 --> 00:25:37,479 What?! 582 00:25:37,512 --> 00:25:39,148 Well, see, I was distraught, and I, and I, 583 00:25:39,181 --> 00:25:41,917 and I needed comfort, and-and Dean Munsch was there. 584 00:25:41,951 --> 00:25:44,386 Do you always keep a wig and a corset in your office? 585 00:25:44,419 --> 00:25:46,455 Mm-hmm. Okay, I don't understand 586 00:25:46,488 --> 00:25:49,558 how all these middle-aged women keep stealing my men. 587 00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:54,930 Perhaps it's because you insist on Snapchatting during sex. 588 00:25:54,964 --> 00:25:56,932 That was one time! 589 00:25:56,966 --> 00:25:58,100 You know what? 590 00:25:58,133 --> 00:25:59,434 I am done. 591 00:25:59,468 --> 00:26:01,603 I am done with medicine, I'm done with this hospital, 592 00:26:01,637 --> 00:26:03,072 and I am done with all of you. 593 00:26:03,105 --> 00:26:04,473 I'm leaving. 594 00:26:04,506 --> 00:26:06,642 Oh, no, no, no, you cannot leave 595 00:26:06,676 --> 00:26:08,678 until the Halloween party. 596 00:26:08,711 --> 00:26:12,314 Because we need a lot of bait here to lure the killer in. 597 00:26:12,347 --> 00:26:14,183 Then take in some more patients. I don't know much 598 00:26:14,216 --> 00:26:16,285 about running a hospital, but I do know if we bring in 599 00:26:16,318 --> 00:26:17,687 patients just so we can get them killed... 600 00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:19,021 Yeah, no, no, no, we're not bringing in 601 00:26:19,054 --> 00:26:21,023 new patients until the killer is caught. 602 00:26:21,056 --> 00:26:23,025 Look, Chanel, I'm sure 603 00:26:23,058 --> 00:26:25,294 once you develop personally, professionally 604 00:26:25,327 --> 00:26:28,463 and physically, you'll have no trouble keeping a man. 605 00:26:28,497 --> 00:26:30,332 This is the place to do that. 606 00:26:30,365 --> 00:26:31,533 Stay. 607 00:26:31,566 --> 00:26:33,268 No. Never! 608 00:26:33,302 --> 00:26:35,370 Catch the killer without me, because I am out! 609 00:26:52,354 --> 00:26:54,890 Ivanka Trump? 610 00:26:56,491 --> 00:26:58,393 That costume is insane. 611 00:26:58,427 --> 00:26:59,561 Who is that-- Number Three? 612 00:27:02,397 --> 00:27:04,466 What are you doing here? 613 00:27:04,499 --> 00:27:06,501 There's no patients in this wing. 614 00:27:06,535 --> 00:27:07,536 I'm serious. 615 00:27:07,569 --> 00:27:10,239 Who are you? 616 00:27:10,272 --> 00:27:14,777 Okay, this is just creepy, so I'm gonna, I'm gonna go. 617 00:27:21,751 --> 00:27:22,752 (screams) 618 00:27:22,785 --> 00:27:24,754 (gasping) 619 00:27:27,389 --> 00:27:29,258 (high-pitched scraping) 620 00:27:31,460 --> 00:27:32,627 (screams) 621 00:27:34,096 --> 00:27:34,930 (gasps) 622 00:27:39,434 --> 00:27:42,137 (screaming) 623 00:27:43,906 --> 00:27:45,908 Help, somebody! 624 00:27:45,941 --> 00:27:49,244 Ivanka Trump is trying to kill me! 625 00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:51,981 Ow! 626 00:27:53,783 --> 00:27:55,250 (shrieks) 627 00:28:03,258 --> 00:28:05,694 And then I took my heel and threw it right at her face 628 00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:07,129 and just ran as fast as I could. 629 00:28:07,162 --> 00:28:08,964 I mean, I don't know why she didn't follow me. 630 00:28:08,998 --> 00:28:11,566 CHANEL #5: Well, Chanel, you are safe now. 631 00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:13,202 But that does sound terrifying. 632 00:28:13,235 --> 00:28:14,736 Hold on, back it up a second, Chanel. 633 00:28:14,770 --> 00:28:16,705 What was the mask the killer was wearing? 634 00:28:16,738 --> 00:28:17,639 Ivanka? 635 00:28:17,672 --> 00:28:19,174 Ivanka Trump! (gasps) 636 00:28:20,675 --> 00:28:22,778 What is it? 637 00:28:22,812 --> 00:28:24,546 Why are you guys looking at Chanel #5? 638 00:28:24,579 --> 00:28:26,248 CHANEL #3: Because earlier, 639 00:28:26,281 --> 00:28:28,150 we helped her with her Ivanka Trump costume. 640 00:28:28,183 --> 00:28:29,584 It's hanging in her closet. 641 00:28:30,485 --> 00:28:32,822 Okay, let's hold on one sec. 642 00:28:32,855 --> 00:28:34,423 I have been here all day! 643 00:28:37,426 --> 00:28:39,594 Except for when you made that phone call. 644 00:28:39,628 --> 00:28:40,662 I was FaceTiming with somebody. 645 00:28:40,695 --> 00:28:42,631 Liar! No one wants to look at your face. 646 00:28:42,664 --> 00:28:45,400 Where's the costume, Number Five? 647 00:28:45,434 --> 00:28:47,669 (gasps) 648 00:28:47,702 --> 00:28:49,338 I have no idea, Chanel! 649 00:28:49,371 --> 00:28:50,672 Somebody must've taken it! 650 00:28:50,705 --> 00:28:53,242 You lying, murdering bitch! 651 00:28:53,275 --> 00:28:54,977 Of course you're the killer. 652 00:28:55,010 --> 00:28:57,012 What are you even talking about? 653 00:28:57,046 --> 00:28:58,447 I was attacked, too. 654 00:28:58,480 --> 00:28:59,581 Allegedly. 655 00:28:59,614 --> 00:29:01,150 Yeah, nobody saw it happen. 656 00:29:01,183 --> 00:29:02,985 CHANEL: You could've easily faked the attack 657 00:29:03,018 --> 00:29:05,420 and left a trail of green slime behind to throw everyone off. 658 00:29:05,454 --> 00:29:07,122 I mean, sure, you seemed upset, 659 00:29:07,156 --> 00:29:09,191 but you're barely holding it together on a good day. 660 00:29:09,224 --> 00:29:10,492 CHANEL #3: Yeah. 661 00:29:10,525 --> 00:29:12,261 You had a full-on panic attack that time we caught you 662 00:29:12,294 --> 00:29:13,795 eating spoonfuls of mayonnaise straight from the jar. 663 00:29:13,829 --> 00:29:16,365 It is so unfair of you to try to kill me, Number Five! 664 00:29:16,398 --> 00:29:18,500 I am telling you, I didn't do it! 665 00:29:18,533 --> 00:29:21,303 Oh, stick a hot dog in it, you manatee. 666 00:29:21,336 --> 00:29:24,773 You and I are officially not friends anymore. 667 00:29:24,806 --> 00:29:28,643 Did you know that I wanted to go as Ivanka Trump this year? 668 00:29:28,677 --> 00:29:30,445 Hmm? Yeah. 669 00:29:30,479 --> 00:29:32,614 She is an inspiration to us all. 670 00:29:32,647 --> 00:29:34,549 She's like the Chelsea Clinton 671 00:29:34,583 --> 00:29:36,685 from a parallel universe if Hitler won the second World War! 672 00:29:36,718 --> 00:29:41,390 Okay, Chanel, I am telling you, I didn't try to kill you! 673 00:29:41,423 --> 00:29:43,392 And don't even think of coming to the Halloween party later. 674 00:29:43,425 --> 00:29:46,361 You can't uninvite me. 675 00:29:46,395 --> 00:29:48,797 This party is for all of the hospital staff. 676 00:29:48,830 --> 00:29:51,000 And I will be there. 677 00:29:51,033 --> 00:29:52,767 Come hell or high water! 678 00:29:54,836 --> 00:29:57,806 If you show up to that party... 679 00:29:57,839 --> 00:29:59,374 we'll kill you. 680 00:30:09,351 --> 00:30:12,922 (Robbie Nevil's "C'est La Vie" playing) 681 00:30:18,894 --> 00:30:20,362 * C'est la vie * 682 00:30:20,395 --> 00:30:21,696 * C'est la vie 683 00:30:21,730 --> 00:30:23,598 * That's just the way it goes 684 00:30:23,632 --> 00:30:24,833 * That's right * 685 00:30:24,866 --> 00:30:28,270 * Oh, yeah 686 00:30:28,303 --> 00:30:30,940 * C'est la vie, c'est la vie * 687 00:30:30,973 --> 00:30:34,043 * That's just the way it goes * That's right * 688 00:30:34,076 --> 00:30:36,211 * Oh, mmm 689 00:30:36,245 --> 00:30:38,747 * Baby's gone all alone... 690 00:30:38,780 --> 00:30:40,282 All right! 691 00:30:40,315 --> 00:30:42,684 Now, remember, we are not here to have fun. 692 00:30:42,717 --> 00:30:44,786 We're here to draw the killer out. 693 00:30:44,819 --> 00:30:47,756 So, Chanels, feel free to wander off alone. 694 00:30:47,789 --> 00:30:50,125 This is the worst Halloween party I ever been to. 695 00:30:50,159 --> 00:30:51,760 Man, look at these costumes. 696 00:30:51,793 --> 00:30:54,063 Brock, what the hell you supposed to be? 697 00:30:54,096 --> 00:30:55,931 I'm the script of Batman v Superman. 698 00:30:55,965 --> 00:30:57,399 You look like a bloody mess. 699 00:30:57,432 --> 00:30:58,867 (whispers): Exactly. 700 00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:00,435 I'm sure I'm not the only one 701 00:31:00,469 --> 00:31:02,972 deeply offended by Zayday's ISIS costume. 702 00:31:03,005 --> 00:31:06,575 I told you, I'm Isis, goddess of Ancient Egypt. 703 00:31:06,608 --> 00:31:08,243 It's a totally different Isis. 704 00:31:08,277 --> 00:31:09,644 I'm death. 705 00:31:09,678 --> 00:31:11,380 I thought it would be a good idea 706 00:31:11,413 --> 00:31:13,915 to get comfortable being really close to it. 707 00:31:13,949 --> 00:31:16,451 Maybe even find a way to love it. 708 00:31:16,485 --> 00:31:18,920 Well, I got to give you props, Chanel. 709 00:31:18,954 --> 00:31:21,991 Actually turning your skin blue for your costume? 710 00:31:22,024 --> 00:31:23,792 That's a real commitment. 711 00:31:23,825 --> 00:31:25,160 I respect it. 712 00:31:25,194 --> 00:31:27,062 Dean Crunch and Munsch, 713 00:31:27,096 --> 00:31:28,998 what you supposed to be-- George Washington? 714 00:31:29,031 --> 00:31:30,332 Hamilton. 715 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:32,667 Hamilton, you know, 716 00:31:32,701 --> 00:31:34,636 the Broadway, huge hit musical, 717 00:31:34,669 --> 00:31:36,671 Hamilton? 718 00:31:36,705 --> 00:31:37,973 I don't know it. 719 00:31:38,007 --> 00:31:39,574 It totally reinvented musical theater. 720 00:31:39,608 --> 00:31:41,576 Right? (Chanel gasps) 721 00:31:41,610 --> 00:31:43,845 It's that murderous traitor, Chanel #5! 722 00:31:43,878 --> 00:31:45,414 Somebody keep her away from me! 723 00:31:45,447 --> 00:31:47,616 ZAYDAY: We told you to stay home, Number Five. 724 00:31:47,649 --> 00:31:48,450 It's for your own good. 725 00:31:48,483 --> 00:31:50,585 CHANEL #5: It's not fair 726 00:31:50,619 --> 00:31:51,853 that just because someone attacked Chanel 727 00:31:51,886 --> 00:31:54,656 and I have a tendency to be a little unstable, 728 00:31:54,689 --> 00:31:56,191 I don't get to come to the party. 729 00:31:56,225 --> 00:31:57,659 Who the hell you supposed to be? 730 00:31:57,692 --> 00:31:58,927 Ivanka Trump. 731 00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:00,695 The Donald's first wife? 732 00:32:00,729 --> 00:32:04,866 No, dear, Donald's first wife was Ivana Trump. 733 00:32:04,899 --> 00:32:07,036 Ivanka is his daughter. 734 00:32:07,069 --> 00:32:09,838 The one he wants to... CHANEL #5: What? 735 00:32:09,871 --> 00:32:13,342 I thought that Ivana and Ivanka were the same person! 736 00:32:13,375 --> 00:32:15,844 I mean, who names their kid after their wife, 737 00:32:15,877 --> 00:32:17,379 and just adds a random letter? Girl, bye. 738 00:32:17,412 --> 00:32:18,613 (gasps) Ow! 739 00:32:18,647 --> 00:32:20,482 Wait, so if she's Ivana Trump, 740 00:32:20,515 --> 00:32:22,684 then who's that dressed as Ivanka? 741 00:32:22,717 --> 00:32:23,885 (Chanel gasps) 742 00:32:23,918 --> 00:32:25,987 (elevator bell dings) 743 00:32:26,021 --> 00:32:27,489 (indistinct chatter) 744 00:32:28,523 --> 00:32:30,492 (people groaning, coughing) 745 00:32:30,525 --> 00:32:31,526 We have patients. 746 00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:32,994 (patients clamoring) 747 00:32:40,369 --> 00:32:42,971 We were all at a Halloween party! Help us! 748 00:32:43,004 --> 00:32:45,207 Ah, bees! Oh, so many bees! 749 00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:47,476 Chamberlain, get control of Chewbacca, man! 750 00:32:47,509 --> 00:32:49,311 I'm trying; these Wookiees are powerful! 751 00:32:49,344 --> 00:32:51,746 I just don't understand why everyone's acting so crazy! 752 00:32:51,780 --> 00:32:53,014 Why don't you get some IVs. 753 00:32:53,048 --> 00:32:54,583 And someone please help Lin-Manuel Miranda 754 00:32:54,616 --> 00:32:56,218 before he swallows his tongue. 755 00:32:56,251 --> 00:32:57,819 What the hell is going on? 756 00:32:57,852 --> 00:33:00,389 We don't know yet. We've got a dozen new patients, 757 00:33:00,422 --> 00:33:02,724 all presenting with symptoms of severe psychosis. 758 00:33:02,757 --> 00:33:05,260 (woman retching) 759 00:33:05,294 --> 00:33:06,928 And vomiting. 760 00:33:06,961 --> 00:33:08,530 So, they were all bobbing for apples and... 761 00:33:08,563 --> 00:33:09,898 I wasn't, but they all were. 762 00:33:09,931 --> 00:33:11,166 What the hell happened? 763 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:12,167 I just grabbed one to use as a prop 764 00:33:12,201 --> 00:33:13,335 for my Snow White costume, 765 00:33:13,368 --> 00:33:15,170 and then I noticed everybody started totally 766 00:33:15,204 --> 00:33:17,038 freaking out. Saint Anthony's Fire. 767 00:33:17,072 --> 00:33:17,939 I love that movie. 768 00:33:17,972 --> 00:33:19,174 No, it's not a movie. 769 00:33:19,208 --> 00:33:20,375 It's what they called ergot poisoning 770 00:33:20,409 --> 00:33:21,410 in the Middle Ages. 771 00:33:21,443 --> 00:33:24,246 Ergot was a fungus that grew on crops. 772 00:33:24,279 --> 00:33:27,349 If ingested, it would cause hallucinations, seizures, 773 00:33:27,382 --> 00:33:29,384 diarrhea, vomiting, nausea... 774 00:33:29,418 --> 00:33:31,453 That's it. Ergot was on these apples. 775 00:33:31,486 --> 00:33:33,722 That's why everybody is sick. 776 00:33:33,755 --> 00:33:35,257 Zayday, I need a dozen saline drips 777 00:33:35,290 --> 00:33:37,959 with a 200 microgram infusion of sodium nitroprusside. 778 00:33:37,992 --> 00:33:39,594 Sodium nitroprusside?! 779 00:33:39,628 --> 00:33:41,430 Yes. It's a vasodilator. 780 00:33:41,463 --> 00:33:42,964 Yes, I know. 781 00:33:42,997 --> 00:33:45,367 I also know that it gets metabolized into cyanide, 782 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:47,102 which can be extremely toxic. 783 00:33:47,136 --> 00:33:49,271 We're talking acidosis, ischemia injury, 784 00:33:49,304 --> 00:33:50,872 Bell's palsy, Erb's palsy, 785 00:33:50,905 --> 00:33:52,407 basically any kind of palsy. 786 00:33:52,441 --> 00:33:53,942 This is not a discussion. 787 00:33:53,975 --> 00:33:55,277 If we don't start helping these people right away, 788 00:33:55,310 --> 00:33:56,278 they're gonna lose limbs to gangrene. 789 00:33:56,311 --> 00:33:57,779 Okay, what happened? 790 00:33:57,812 --> 00:34:00,249 It's ergot poisoning from bobbing for tainted apples. 791 00:34:00,282 --> 00:34:02,417 I don't agree with Dr. Holt's assessment. 792 00:34:02,451 --> 00:34:04,619 You don't agree with my assessment? It might be ergot poisoning, 793 00:34:04,653 --> 00:34:06,455 but if we're wrong, these folks can end up 794 00:34:06,488 --> 00:34:07,756 with all manner of palsy. 795 00:34:07,789 --> 00:34:09,090 Please, just give me 15 minutes 796 00:34:09,124 --> 00:34:10,091 to talk to everybody and find out... 797 00:34:10,125 --> 00:34:11,260 You have ten. 798 00:34:11,293 --> 00:34:12,294 Five. Ten! 799 00:34:12,994 --> 00:34:14,729 I need all hands on deck! 800 00:34:14,763 --> 00:34:15,830 Where is Chanel?! 801 00:34:23,037 --> 00:34:25,840 Chad Radwell. 802 00:34:25,874 --> 00:34:27,509 It's Chanel Oberlin 803 00:34:27,542 --> 00:34:32,247 and Special Agent Denise Hemphill, FBI, 804 00:34:32,281 --> 00:34:36,851 and we summon you from beyond the grave! 805 00:34:40,155 --> 00:34:41,490 (gasps) It's moving. 806 00:34:41,523 --> 00:34:43,158 Are you moving it? Hell no! 807 00:34:43,192 --> 00:34:45,093 Are you? No! 808 00:34:45,126 --> 00:34:46,761 Wait, let's ask him a question and make it's him 809 00:34:46,795 --> 00:34:49,298 and not that gaslighting bitch Chanel #2, 810 00:34:49,331 --> 00:34:51,032 who's currently getting motorboated in hell 811 00:34:51,065 --> 00:34:52,133 by Genghis Khan. 812 00:34:52,167 --> 00:34:53,802 Okay, um... 813 00:34:53,835 --> 00:34:56,371 Chad, who did you love more? 814 00:34:56,405 --> 00:34:57,372 Me... 815 00:34:57,406 --> 00:34:58,473 or Chanel? 816 00:35:02,577 --> 00:35:04,012 (Denise shouts) 817 00:35:04,045 --> 00:35:05,447 (laughs) He's spelling "Denise." 818 00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:07,482 I knew it. Okay, hold on. 819 00:35:07,516 --> 00:35:09,984 I'm gonna ask him a question you couldn't know the answer to. 820 00:35:10,018 --> 00:35:11,986 Chad... 821 00:35:12,020 --> 00:35:14,189 it's Chanel. 822 00:35:14,223 --> 00:35:15,390 What is the name of your goat 823 00:35:15,424 --> 00:35:16,991 that you secretly keep in your house and milk 824 00:35:17,025 --> 00:35:18,693 because you're lactose intolerant? 825 00:35:18,727 --> 00:35:19,728 Say what now? 826 00:35:21,396 --> 00:35:23,398 "R"... "A"... "M." 827 00:35:23,432 --> 00:35:24,533 Rammy! He's spelling "Rammy." 828 00:35:24,566 --> 00:35:25,734 That's the name of his goat. 829 00:35:25,767 --> 00:35:27,001 It's him! 830 00:35:27,035 --> 00:35:28,002 CHAD: Hello, Chanel. (screams) 831 00:35:28,036 --> 00:35:29,170 Oh, speaking of, 832 00:35:29,204 --> 00:35:30,572 do you mind killing for me? 833 00:35:30,605 --> 00:35:32,341 Wait, what?! Kill who? 834 00:35:32,374 --> 00:35:33,642 Rammy. 835 00:35:33,675 --> 00:35:35,344 News flash, you know, I'm super dead. 836 00:35:35,377 --> 00:35:37,145 I really miss that little guy. 837 00:35:37,178 --> 00:35:39,248 (Chad's voice): So, if you wouldn't mind distracting him 838 00:35:39,281 --> 00:35:41,750 with that little tin can he likes to chew on, and just... 839 00:35:41,783 --> 00:35:43,885 (imitates cutting) I'd really appreciate it. 840 00:35:43,918 --> 00:35:45,254 I mean, I just told Jesus all about Rammy 841 00:35:45,287 --> 00:35:46,355 and I know he really wants to meet him. 842 00:35:46,388 --> 00:35:47,689 Oh, Chad. 843 00:35:47,722 --> 00:35:49,157 You're in heaven? 844 00:35:49,190 --> 00:35:50,392 Yeah, of course I'm in heaven. 845 00:35:50,425 --> 00:35:51,526 You know why? 'Cause I'm awesome. 846 00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:52,594 By the way, 847 00:35:52,627 --> 00:35:55,264 Jesus and I are buds. 848 00:35:55,297 --> 00:35:56,498 Golfing buds. 849 00:35:56,531 --> 00:35:57,932 Still buds. 850 00:35:57,966 --> 00:36:00,168 Great golfer, by the way. Also, good-looking dude. 851 00:36:00,201 --> 00:36:02,771 Wait... how is this happening? 852 00:36:02,804 --> 00:36:04,205 Uh, I don't know. 853 00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:05,607 You tell me. You got the talking board. 854 00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:07,208 (Chad's voice): It's probably a ghost situation. 855 00:36:07,242 --> 00:36:09,611 I think I'm pulling a Swayze and I'm momentarily 856 00:36:09,644 --> 00:36:11,280 inhabiting Denise Hemphill's 857 00:36:11,313 --> 00:36:14,215 (singing): body... 858 00:36:14,249 --> 00:36:15,250 Yeah. 859 00:36:15,284 --> 00:36:16,851 Don't get any ideas 860 00:36:16,885 --> 00:36:17,952 'cause we can't bone 'cause, obviously, 861 00:36:17,986 --> 00:36:19,388 Denise doesn't have a wang. 862 00:36:19,421 --> 00:36:21,189 Okay, Chad, I need to ask you something. 863 00:36:21,222 --> 00:36:23,792 Who did you love more? Me or Denise? 864 00:36:23,825 --> 00:36:25,694 Denise. What?! 865 00:36:25,727 --> 00:36:27,696 Yeah. Definitely Denise, hands down. 866 00:36:27,729 --> 00:36:29,197 I mean, you're obviously, like, way richer, 867 00:36:29,230 --> 00:36:30,198 which is great, 868 00:36:30,231 --> 00:36:33,034 but Denise... that girl is fun. 869 00:36:33,067 --> 00:36:36,204 That chick knows what she's doing. 870 00:36:36,237 --> 00:36:37,306 I mean, the first time we made love, 871 00:36:37,339 --> 00:36:38,707 ten back-to-back orgasms. 872 00:36:38,740 --> 00:36:40,609 Okay, we can stop talking about this now. 873 00:36:40,642 --> 00:36:42,143 No, I'll talk about it all night. 874 00:36:42,176 --> 00:36:43,545 I'll talk about how smoking hot Denise Hemphill is all the time. 875 00:36:43,578 --> 00:36:45,614 Okay, Chad, you need to tell us. 876 00:36:45,647 --> 00:36:47,048 Who killed you? 877 00:36:47,081 --> 00:36:49,618 Oh, my God, I am so happy you asked that, 878 00:36:49,651 --> 00:36:51,486 'cause when I found out I was, like, P.O.'d. 879 00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:52,954 I was like-- you're gonna be, too. 880 00:36:52,987 --> 00:36:55,390 Just wait-- the person who killed me is... 881 00:36:55,424 --> 00:36:56,224 wait for it... 882 00:36:56,257 --> 00:36:57,592 I mean, just hold on, 883 00:36:57,626 --> 00:37:00,228 'cause it's a real doozy. All right, ready? 884 00:37:00,261 --> 00:37:01,596 Uh, like, seriously, I want you to guess right now. 885 00:37:01,630 --> 00:37:04,265 You're gonna be like, "What?! 886 00:37:04,299 --> 00:37:06,568 I wouldn't have guessed that in a million years." 887 00:37:06,601 --> 00:37:08,002 Okay, Chad, just say it! 888 00:37:08,036 --> 00:37:09,771 Fine. The person who killed me 889 00:37:09,804 --> 00:37:10,639 is... 890 00:37:10,672 --> 00:37:12,407 Chanel! Denise! Come on. 891 00:37:12,441 --> 00:37:13,475 Damn it! 892 00:37:13,508 --> 00:37:15,810 (normal voice): Ooh, what the hell just happened? 893 00:37:15,844 --> 00:37:17,812 I was just talking to Chad through your possessed body. 894 00:37:17,846 --> 00:37:19,581 He was gonna tell us who the killer is! 895 00:37:19,614 --> 00:37:21,350 Come on, whatever! It's an emergency. 896 00:37:21,383 --> 00:37:23,151 (grunts) 897 00:37:23,184 --> 00:37:24,953 Ooh. 898 00:37:24,986 --> 00:37:27,288 Y'all slow down. I got a headache. 899 00:37:37,732 --> 00:37:40,168 Oh! Damn it! 900 00:37:41,703 --> 00:37:43,505 (footsteps approaching) 901 00:37:43,538 --> 00:37:45,206 Hello? 902 00:37:54,749 --> 00:37:56,017 (gasps) 903 00:37:57,719 --> 00:37:59,521 Who is that? 904 00:38:05,193 --> 00:38:06,361 Chanel? 905 00:38:08,497 --> 00:38:09,731 Okay. 906 00:38:09,764 --> 00:38:12,166 Well... first of all, 907 00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,002 I think that Ivanka Trump is such a better costume 908 00:38:14,035 --> 00:38:15,236 than Smurfette. 909 00:38:15,269 --> 00:38:16,671 I mean, they're sort of similar in the sense 910 00:38:16,705 --> 00:38:18,172 that they're both token women who are used as pawns 911 00:38:18,206 --> 00:38:19,140 and live in a fantasy world. 912 00:38:19,173 --> 00:38:20,675 Smurfette is so '80s, 913 00:38:20,709 --> 00:38:23,445 whereas Ivanka Trump is so of the moment, you know? 914 00:38:25,246 --> 00:38:26,648 I mean, she could literally be appointed 915 00:38:26,681 --> 00:38:29,350 minister of propaganda any second now. 916 00:38:29,384 --> 00:38:31,553 (gasps) 917 00:38:31,586 --> 00:38:33,321 Oh, come on, Chanel. 918 00:38:33,354 --> 00:38:36,024 Are you seriously going to kill me over a Halloween costume 919 00:38:36,057 --> 00:38:37,926 when we have an E.R. full of Lin-Manuel Mirandas 920 00:38:37,959 --> 00:38:39,428 and they're all tripping balls? 921 00:38:39,461 --> 00:38:42,030 This is all... 922 00:38:42,063 --> 00:38:43,732 much ado about nothing. 923 00:38:43,765 --> 00:38:45,333 You are Ivanka. 924 00:38:45,366 --> 00:38:46,535 I am Ivana. 925 00:38:46,568 --> 00:38:47,869 You get to be the sexy young face 926 00:38:47,902 --> 00:38:49,270 of a psychopathic, ultra right-wing, 927 00:38:49,303 --> 00:38:50,672 authoritarian regime bent on destroying everything 928 00:38:50,705 --> 00:38:52,006 that's good about this country, 929 00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:54,576 and I... am the old, hag mother, 930 00:38:54,609 --> 00:38:56,344 tossed aside for a fresh piece of ass, 931 00:38:56,377 --> 00:38:57,879 just like so much human garbage. 932 00:39:09,090 --> 00:39:10,224 Thank you. 933 00:39:10,258 --> 00:39:11,593 Can you please help me 934 00:39:11,626 --> 00:39:13,061 with these I.V. bags? 935 00:39:13,094 --> 00:39:14,463 They are surprisingly heavy and I'm pitting out... 936 00:39:14,496 --> 00:39:16,297 like... 937 00:39:16,330 --> 00:39:18,232 a hospital full of terrified partygoers 938 00:39:18,266 --> 00:39:19,601 who might end up dying. 939 00:39:19,634 --> 00:39:20,802 This is the best Halloween ever. 940 00:39:27,275 --> 00:39:29,944 (gasping) 941 00:39:29,978 --> 00:39:31,980 (coughs) 942 00:39:33,147 --> 00:39:35,149 (coughing) 943 00:39:37,652 --> 00:39:38,953 (coughs) 944 00:39:48,029 --> 00:39:51,332 So, Miss Thing, let me get this straight. 945 00:39:51,365 --> 00:39:54,268 You ate a apple, but you didn't bob for apples. 946 00:39:54,302 --> 00:39:55,670 Is that right? 947 00:39:55,704 --> 00:39:57,672 That's right. I thought an apple would go great 948 00:39:57,706 --> 00:39:59,974 with my Snow White costume, so I grabbed one. 949 00:40:00,008 --> 00:40:02,176 And then it looked really good, so I ate it. 950 00:40:02,210 --> 00:40:05,146 And you didn't start hallucinating? 951 00:40:05,179 --> 00:40:06,414 That means it can't be ergot poisoning; 952 00:40:06,447 --> 00:40:07,882 otherwise, she would be sick, too. 953 00:40:08,950 --> 00:40:10,485 I did notice one thing. 954 00:40:10,519 --> 00:40:13,488 * Strut, pout, put it out... 955 00:40:13,522 --> 00:40:15,189 SNOW WHITE: At one point, a really tall guy 956 00:40:15,223 --> 00:40:18,092 in a slimy, green swamp costume came in 957 00:40:18,126 --> 00:40:19,994 and changed out the water. 958 00:40:20,028 --> 00:40:21,996 * Strut, pout, put it out 959 00:40:22,030 --> 00:40:23,598 * All talkin' and no givin' 960 00:40:23,632 --> 00:40:25,166 * Watch me, baby 961 00:40:25,199 --> 00:40:29,270 * While I walk out the door. 962 00:40:29,303 --> 00:40:31,305 You should've said that from the beginning. 963 00:40:31,339 --> 00:40:33,942 But... bobbing for apples can't be that sanitary, so... 964 00:40:33,975 --> 00:40:35,844 whoever did that, that was super nice of them. 965 00:40:35,877 --> 00:40:38,446 It wasn't the apples that were poisoned. 966 00:40:38,479 --> 00:40:39,848 It was the water. 967 00:40:44,919 --> 00:40:47,321 Okay, so the apples are fine, just like you said, 968 00:40:47,355 --> 00:40:51,993 but... the water tested positive for dimethyltryptamine, DMT. 969 00:40:52,026 --> 00:40:53,327 What the hell is DMT? 970 00:40:53,361 --> 00:40:55,063 They call it "the spirit molecule." 971 00:40:55,096 --> 00:40:56,565 It's the active ingredient 972 00:40:56,598 --> 00:40:58,800 in a hallucinogenic drug called ayahuasca. 973 00:40:58,833 --> 00:41:00,234 I mean, the dosage 974 00:41:00,268 --> 00:41:02,503 was insane, but provided no one died 975 00:41:02,537 --> 00:41:05,073 of a heart attack for getting the bejeebus scared out of them, 976 00:41:05,106 --> 00:41:07,008 and we keep them hydrated, they should be able 977 00:41:07,041 --> 00:41:09,678 to recover in a few hours with no long-term effects. 978 00:41:09,711 --> 00:41:12,480 Ayahuasca's a serious drug, but rarely fatal. 979 00:41:12,513 --> 00:41:14,182 Well, that's good news. 980 00:41:14,215 --> 00:41:16,985 I'm going to go inform some of their families. 981 00:41:17,018 --> 00:41:17,986 Mm. 982 00:41:18,019 --> 00:41:19,754 Oh, Zayday... 983 00:41:19,788 --> 00:41:22,624 you're gonna make an excellent physician. 984 00:41:24,626 --> 00:41:27,829 Not much of a serial killer, that Green Meanie, is he? 985 00:41:27,862 --> 00:41:28,997 What do you mean? 986 00:41:29,030 --> 00:41:30,665 Trying to kill a party full of people 987 00:41:30,699 --> 00:41:32,433 with a drug that isn't lethal. 988 00:41:32,466 --> 00:41:34,703 Sounds pretty stupid to me. 989 00:41:40,074 --> 00:41:42,076 Maybe he didn't want to kill them. 990 00:41:45,479 --> 00:41:47,716 Maybe he wanted a distraction. 991 00:41:50,752 --> 00:41:52,621 CHANEL #5: Help! 992 00:41:52,654 --> 00:41:53,922 (coughing, gasping) 993 00:41:56,157 --> 00:41:57,458 Good Lord! 994 00:41:57,491 --> 00:41:59,360 Hold on, Number Five. 995 00:41:59,393 --> 00:42:01,129 We gonna get you to a hospital. 996 00:42:01,162 --> 00:42:02,864 Well, I mean, I know we in a hospital, 997 00:42:02,897 --> 00:42:04,198 but we gonna get you 998 00:42:04,232 --> 00:42:05,533 to the right part of this hospital. 999 00:42:05,566 --> 00:42:08,737 Not the spooky, deserted storage area of a hospital. 1000 00:42:08,770 --> 00:42:10,138 He's here. 1001 00:42:10,171 --> 00:42:11,039 What? 1002 00:42:11,072 --> 00:42:12,306 The Green Meanie. 1003 00:42:15,977 --> 00:42:18,112 (gasping) 1004 00:42:23,785 --> 00:42:24,786 I dare you. 1005 00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:29,658 You tried to kill me with punch?! 1006 00:42:29,691 --> 00:42:31,325 Now I'm-a shoot you 1007 00:42:31,359 --> 00:42:32,661 for ruining my Khaleesi costume, 1008 00:42:32,694 --> 00:42:34,663 you son of a bitch! 1009 00:42:34,696 --> 00:42:36,330 Just as soon as I get my gun. 1010 00:42:36,364 --> 00:42:37,565 (electricity crackles) Oh! 1011 00:42:37,598 --> 00:42:38,800 You didn't need to do that. 1012 00:42:38,833 --> 00:42:40,869 My heart is fine! (gasps) 1013 00:42:41,936 --> 00:42:44,005 (panting): Okay... 1014 00:42:44,038 --> 00:42:45,573 that was a lot of electricity. 1015 00:42:45,606 --> 00:42:46,808 No, no, no, no. 1016 00:42:46,841 --> 00:42:47,942 Seriously, the Hemphills 1017 00:42:47,976 --> 00:42:49,243 don't have a history of heart trouble. 1018 00:42:49,277 --> 00:42:51,913 (screams) CHANEL #5: Denise. 1019 00:42:51,946 --> 00:42:54,148 No... Denise. 1020 00:42:54,182 --> 00:42:55,516 (gasping) 1021 00:42:55,549 --> 00:42:57,585 (crying): Denise, no. 1022 00:42:57,618 --> 00:42:59,988 Please, no. 1023 00:43:00,021 --> 00:43:02,023 Help. 1024 00:43:03,124 --> 00:43:05,359 Help! 1025 00:43:05,393 --> 00:43:08,697 Denise. Denise. 1026 00:43:53,507 --> 00:43:56,410 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH