1 00:00:43,794 --> 00:00:45,503 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 2 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:49,131 (CLICKING TONGUE) 3 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:52,426 (CONVERSING IN SPANISH) 4 00:01:06,692 --> 00:01:08,317 Los Phantomas. 5 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:10,319 (YELLING IN SPANISH) 6 00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:13,406 (PEOPLE SHOUTING) 7 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:14,824 (KITTEN MEOWING) 8 00:01:19,871 --> 00:01:21,497 (GUNSHOTS FIRING) 9 00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:24,542 (MAN SCREAMING) 10 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:28,296 (GROANS) 11 00:01:31,675 --> 00:01:32,842 Oh! 12 00:01:53,905 --> 00:01:55,031 (YELPS) 13 00:02:01,163 --> 00:02:02,496 (SCREAMS) 14 00:02:03,415 --> 00:02:04,582 (GRUNTS) 15 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:19,764 Juan? 16 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:22,933 Luis? 17 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:26,270 Pablo! 18 00:02:40,911 --> 00:02:42,036 Oh... 19 00:02:42,204 --> 00:02:44,497 No, no, no, please! 20 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:46,248 No, no, no! 21 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:48,501 Look, there's money. Look at all the drugs around you, man. 22 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:51,253 We could do business. We'll get you rich! 23 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:57,426 What are you doing? No. 24 00:02:57,594 --> 00:02:59,720 Stop doing that. No, what are you... 25 00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:10,106 No, no. Look, you got all this money around, man. 26 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:12,233 - No, no... - (CLATTERING) 27 00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:15,569 He's my kitten, Iglesias. 28 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:17,947 Please, please. No, don't hurt him. Please. 29 00:03:19,950 --> 00:03:20,991 (MEOWS) 30 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:22,284 No, no, no. 31 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:24,787 That's my baby, Iglesias. No, no. 32 00:03:26,957 --> 00:03:28,791 He's a kitten, you know. 33 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:30,543 Everybody likes baby kittens. 34 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:31,794 Right? 35 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:33,963 You know, it's not so bad, yeah. 36 00:03:37,676 --> 00:03:38,801 (SHUDDERING) 37 00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:40,678 Please, no. Look, I'll go away. I'll go away, please! 38 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:42,680 Please, no! (SCREAMS) 39 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:52,189 Freeze! Police! 40 00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:53,482 Drop your weapon now! 41 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:55,317 Show me your hands now! 42 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:57,653 On the ground. Get on the ground! 43 00:03:57,821 --> 00:03:58,821 Get on the ground now! 44 00:03:58,989 --> 00:03:59,989 - (GUNSHOTS) - (SCREAMS) 45 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:39,445 (SINGING ALONG TO UPBEAT POP MUSIC) 46 00:04:48,205 --> 00:04:50,206 Call Rell. 47 00:04:50,373 --> 00:04:52,333 - SIRI: Calling Rell. - (PHONE RINGING) 48 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:54,376 (PHONE VIBRATING) 49 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:04,094 CLARENCE: Hey, cuz! 50 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:06,388 Oh, my gosh. You're alive, man. 51 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:08,432 How are you? How you doing? 52 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,726 Nothing makes sense anymore. 53 00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:12,895 Are you okay? 54 00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:16,732 Maisie broke up with me. 55 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,401 (VERY SOFTLY) Yes! Finally. 56 00:05:19,778 --> 00:05:21,362 (IN NORMAL TONE) Oh, buddy, I'm sorry. 57 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:22,905 What happened? Why? 58 00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:24,657 I don't know. 59 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:28,786 She said my life wasn't going anywhere. 60 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:34,583 I mean, what the fuck does that even mean? 61 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:36,210 Hey, you know what? I'm gonna swing by right now. 62 00:05:36,378 --> 00:05:37,378 No! 63 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,922 Clarence, I don't want you to see me like this. 64 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:42,466 I look like Apollo Creed. 65 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:44,009 Which Rocky? 66 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:46,428 The one where he died. 67 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:48,597 Oh, boy. Okay. All right. 68 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:50,850 Hang on, I'm gonna be right there, okay? 69 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:52,852 Okay. 70 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:54,937 (GROANING) 71 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:58,023 (EXHALES) 72 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:12,496 (KITTEN MEOWS) 73 00:06:13,957 --> 00:06:14,957 Oh! 74 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:20,462 Can I help you? 75 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:27,344 Hey. 76 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:41,275 (SOFTLY) Hey. 77 00:06:48,867 --> 00:06:50,326 Here you go. 78 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:52,411 Go ahead. Drink some. 79 00:06:52,996 --> 00:06:54,371 It's just milk. 80 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:55,998 I swear, look. 81 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,712 There. 82 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:05,966 You just drank it 'cause I drank it. 83 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:08,093 Oh, you're so hungry. 84 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:09,762 What? 85 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:11,221 Okay. 86 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:13,724 No, no, no, you need a bath. 87 00:07:13,892 --> 00:07:15,976 All right, just stay there. 88 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:22,775 All right, we're gonna have to walk. 89 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:26,111 (SOFTLY SINGING UPBEAT POP MUSIC) 90 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:31,617 (CLARENCE KNOCKING) 91 00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:34,870 Rell, it's gonna be okay. 92 00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:37,414 Now, I know you don't want to hear this right now, 93 00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:38,749 but everything happens for a reason. 94 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:39,917 You're right, Clarence. 95 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:42,294 Everything does happen for a reason. 96 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:43,504 I want you to meet 97 00:07:44,547 --> 00:07:45,714 Keanu. 98 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:48,759 What? 99 00:07:48,927 --> 00:07:49,927 No. 100 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:51,178 No. 101 00:07:51,513 --> 00:07:53,222 (LAUGHING) Oh, my God! 102 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:55,683 That's the cutest cat I've ever seen in my life. 103 00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:57,476 Hello! I'm sorry, Keanu? 104 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:59,061 - Yeah. - Okay. 105 00:07:59,229 --> 00:08:02,106 I think it means "cool breeze" in Hawaiian. 106 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:08,195 CLARENCE: Honey, I'm sorry I can't come with you guys this weekend. 107 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:10,447 It's just I've got all that stuff to do around the house. 108 00:08:10,615 --> 00:08:11,740 I understand, honey. It's fine. 109 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:13,158 I got the low-flow toilet to put in. 110 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,743 I just want you to do me a little favor this weekend. 111 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:16,078 - Yeah. - I want you to try and relax. 112 00:08:16,246 --> 00:08:18,163 Right. Got it. Absolutely. What do you mean? 113 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:20,249 Well, sometimes you can be a little wound up. 114 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:21,917 Wound up? How am I wound up? 115 00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:24,837 You're not hearing me. You're not hearing me. 116 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:27,256 You spend so much time trying to be the person 117 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:29,591 - you think everyone wants you to be. - Okay. 118 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:32,094 And I just want you to be Clarence. 119 00:08:32,262 --> 00:08:33,804 Okay, great. If that's what you want, then- 120 00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:35,055 - But, see, that's what I'm saying. - No, no, no. 121 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:37,474 I mean, that's what I want, so that's what I'm gonna do. 122 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:39,101 Deep breath. Ready? 123 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:40,477 - Just... - (INHALES) 124 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:42,271 BOTH: Ah! 125 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:44,606 Loosen up your shoulders. 126 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:48,152 And what's crack-a-lacking, beautiful people? 127 00:08:48,319 --> 00:08:49,820 Hey, Spencer. 128 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:51,780 Hannah. A vision, as always. 129 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:52,948 Oh, thank you. 130 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:54,116 - Give me that. - Okay. 131 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:55,784 - Clarence. Give me some skin. - Spencer. 132 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:57,286 You got it, brother. That's all the skin you get. 133 00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:58,454 Where's Belle? 134 00:08:58,621 --> 00:09:01,206 Oh, honey, let me get her for you. Belle! 135 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,125 - Them's some pipes. - Right. 136 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:05,627 Our daughters just can't get enough of each other, huh? 137 00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:07,755 I'm tellin' ya. Girls, right? Raising girls is the best. 138 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:09,006 - I tell ya, yeah. - Yeah. 139 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:10,716 - Hey. Here we go. - Thanks. 140 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,134 Hey, you know what? Maybe when you get back, 141 00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:14,053 we can see that new Shailene Woodley movie, huh? 142 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:16,180 Clarence, you're embarrassing me. 143 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:18,307 - My bad. - She got ya. She got ya. 144 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:19,516 (LAUGHS) 145 00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:22,144 - There we go. There. - Let's do it, kids. 146 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:24,146 Get your seatbelt on, young ladies. 147 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:25,689 Okay. We got this. 148 00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:26,940 Oh, honey. 149 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:30,027 - (HORN HONKS) - Really got to go, guys. 150 00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:31,195 All right, sweetheart. 151 00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:33,197 All right. Okay. 152 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:35,240 Uh, where's Micah? 153 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:38,494 Oh, well, unfortunately, my beautiful bride sends her apologies. 154 00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:39,870 She can't make it this weekend. 155 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:41,538 She's got food poisoning. 156 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:42,998 - Oh, no. - Oh! 157 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:46,585 Yeah, poor thing. She was up all night just projectile vomiting. 158 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:48,003 - BOTH: Oh! - And more. 159 00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:49,713 You know. I'll spare you the gritty details. 160 00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:51,381 - Thanks. - Oh! Oh, yeah. 161 00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:53,175 And diarrhea is what I'm talking about. 162 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:54,343 - Right. - Oh. 163 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:56,220 Great. So, no Micah, then? 164 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:59,056 No. No Micah this weekend. 165 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:00,682 That's okay. That's okay. 166 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:02,851 That's too bad. It's too bad. But, uh... 167 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:04,394 - It's fine. - Okay. Well, yeah. 168 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,355 CLARENCE: Take care. 169 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:08,649 - And have a good time. - We will. 170 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:10,275 - (KISSES) - Oh, yep. 171 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:11,902 (HANNAH LAUGHING) 172 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:13,862 - Bye, honey. - Drive safe. Bye, Belle. 173 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:16,365 Take care, guys! Have a great time! 174 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:20,369 Ah! 175 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:22,913 RELL: Here's kitty! 176 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:24,706 No, you don't want to go through there. 177 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:26,708 Look, you just want to stay in there, okay? 178 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:29,253 She's just found your manuscript and you're ferocious with that. 179 00:10:29,420 --> 00:10:30,879 So, you're gonna stay right there. Yeah. 180 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:32,214 Rell? 181 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:33,757 Just find the space. In here! 182 00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:34,925 Hey. 183 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:37,719 Wow, you're working again. 184 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:39,054 What is that? 185 00:10:39,222 --> 00:10:41,223 - This is December. - December? 186 00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:42,724 Yeah, for the calendar. 187 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:44,893 I didn't tell you about the calendar. Check it. 188 00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:46,061 The calendar? 189 00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:47,396 Oh! 190 00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:53,360 - Well, this is amazing. - Thanks. 191 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:55,320 You could make a bundle on this. 192 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:56,738 Yeah, I know. 193 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:58,574 I mean, I'm not gonna sell it. 194 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:01,076 - Oh! - It's for personal use only. And family. 195 00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:02,411 Oh, well, thank you. 196 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:04,746 No, I wouldn't want to exploit Keanu's cuteness like that. 197 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:05,914 Okay. 198 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:09,251 (CLARENCE LAUGHING) 199 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:12,504 You have been very productive. 200 00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:14,673 - I know, right? - Um... 201 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:15,924 Yeah. You know what? 202 00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:17,426 This movie's in about 20 minutes. 203 00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:18,969 - Are you ready to go? - Uh, yes, okay. 204 00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:20,179 Come here, buddy. 205 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:21,847 Good job today, man. You did really good. 206 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,432 I'm gonna put Keanu in his little nook. 207 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:24,600 Oh, he has a nook? 208 00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:26,643 Of course he has a nook. Everyone has a nook. 209 00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:28,145 Okay. Hey, buddy. 210 00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:29,813 House meeting. 211 00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:31,440 I'm nothing without you. 212 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:33,275 And at the same time, I need you to clean up 213 00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:35,277 your little area while I'm gone. Is that cool? 214 00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:37,446 - I'll see you soon. - Okay. Good. 215 00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:38,780 Uh, say goodbye. 216 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:40,991 You're coming with me. 217 00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:44,870 Right, yeah, of course. I'm sorry. 218 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,914 Uh, goodbye, Keanu. 219 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:49,458 Cool. 220 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,210 Now, we'll talk about it later. 221 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:52,669 Okay. Bye. Hey. 222 00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:54,755 Get that bitch! 223 00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:57,716 Get her! Get her! 224 00:11:57,884 --> 00:11:59,843 Get her! Yeah! 225 00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:01,303 I'm psyched for this movie, man. 226 00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:02,804 Is that a photo of you and Maisie? 227 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,348 Yeah. I mean, it was. 228 00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:07,976 CLARENCE: That was amazing! Movie of the year! 229 00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:10,562 That is, like, the best Liam Neesons movie I've ever seen in my life. 230 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,022 - Best Liam Neesons movie ever. - Hands down. 231 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:14,024 I'm, like, jacked up from that movie! 232 00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:17,277 - All right, settle down. Settle down. - Whoo! 233 00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:20,197 What a way to start a weekend, you know what I mean? 234 00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:21,740 That's good, because now, 235 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:24,326 I've got all that "doing me" stuff out of the way, 236 00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:26,411 and now tomorrow, I can mow the lawn, 237 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:27,663 - I can get my bills done. - Hey. Hey. 238 00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:32,167 You don't think that going and seeing a Liam Neesons movie with me right now 239 00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:34,294 counts towards you doing you. 240 00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:35,504 - What? That is me doing me. - No. 241 00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:38,090 I wanted to see that movie. Hannah would never go see that with me. 242 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,258 It's just the beginning. 243 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,510 You have something else planned for the rest of the weekend? 244 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:43,053 We're gonna go to my house, right now. 245 00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:44,805 We're gonna smoke some weed. 246 00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:46,974 No, Rell. Hannah would- 247 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:49,184 Will love it. Hannah will love it. 248 00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:50,727 You don't know my wife very well. 249 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,688 I know her well enough to know that she's a woman, 250 00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:55,357 and women like bad boys. 251 00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:57,734 Who are you to give me this advice? Are you bad? 252 00:12:57,902 --> 00:13:01,738 I mean, I'm not saying I roll up, fuckin' with my AK, poppin' fools. 253 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:02,906 No, you're not rolling up, 254 00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:04,116 because that would require a driver's license, 255 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,784 - which you, as a grown man, do not have. - Fair enough. 256 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:08,078 So, there will be no rolling up with AK's or anything else. 257 00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:10,789 But I don't have a driver's license 'cause I'm from New York City. 258 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,332 NYC, baby. 259 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,209 Where, yeah, the dudes that kicked my ass... 260 00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:15,377 - Yes? - ... were bigger than the dudes 261 00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:16,545 that kicked your ass, motherfucker. 262 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,463 I'm from Detroit. Detroit public school system. 263 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:21,216 Impossible. Guaranteed the guys who kicked my ass 264 00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:23,552 were twice as big and scary as the guys who kicked your ass. 265 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:24,928 - No way. - Guaranteed. 266 00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:26,430 - No way. - Guaranteed. 267 00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:28,307 - No way. - Guaranteed. 268 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,475 - No way. - Guaranteed. 269 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,397 - Fine. So- - Guaranteed. 270 00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:36,732 You have to get the last one. 271 00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:39,568 Do it. I don't care. I'm not getting into a... 272 00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:40,736 No way. 273 00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:43,071 What makes you think I can't handle my business? 274 00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:45,324 I've got it all on lock. I'm good to go, drawg. 275 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:47,451 I'm good to go, dude. 276 00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:50,412 (GEORGE MICHAEL SONG "FAITH" PLAYING) 277 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,418 George Michael is holding it down. 278 00:13:58,129 --> 00:14:00,464 - See, you just grooved on it. - I'm not saying- 279 00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:01,631 You just went... (VOCALIZING) 280 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,342 I'm not saying it's not a good song. 281 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,510 I'm saying we should be listening to this. 282 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:06,678 (N.W.A. SONG "FUCK THA POLICE" PLAYING) 283 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,722 (GRUNTS) 284 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,100 What are you doing? You all right? 285 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:13,393 What is that? 286 00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:16,438 (N.W.A. SONG CONTINUES) 287 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,952 (SONG PLAYING SOFTLY) 288 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,748 (POLICE SIREN WAILING) 289 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:38,210 Yeah. Roll on, po-po. 290 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:39,461 I'm sorry, no. 291 00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,254 You don't get to say, "Roll on, po-po" like that 292 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:44,508 after you just smiled and waved to the police. 293 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,678 He ain't want none, did he? 294 00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:50,847 Rell, what does that mean? 295 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:53,183 Oh, snap. Is it raining? 296 00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:56,019 Well, it's LA. It'll stop in a minute. 297 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,524 RELL: So, what? You're so hardcore, 298 00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:02,526 you're just, like, afraid of a little rain? 299 00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,444 CLARENCE: Why is your door open? 300 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,155 Keanu. 301 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,076 Keanu! 302 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:12,953 Keanu! 303 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,540 Keanu! 304 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,876 Keanu! 305 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:21,837 Keanu! 306 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:23,672 Rell. 307 00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:25,549 Rell! 308 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:29,719 I'm sorry. 309 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:33,056 No. 310 00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:40,939 No! 311 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:43,608 I am so sorry, buddy. 312 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:46,445 No! 313 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,283 CLARENCE: Listen, the cops are here now. 314 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,701 And they're gonna take care of it. Right. 315 00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:53,869 They're professional. 316 00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:56,121 They take this kind of stuff seriously. 317 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,874 Crimson Tide. Good one. 318 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,252 These are good. You take these? 319 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,713 They're just pictures. (SNIFFLES) Keep them. 320 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:07,591 Do you think there's any chance you might find the guys who did this? 321 00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:08,925 Hell no. 322 00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:11,011 In most burglaries, the guys are never caught. 323 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:14,389 Oh, um... 324 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,766 You know, there might be a chance. 325 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:20,103 I wish that I could be more help. 326 00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:22,689 I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to take that blanket back. 327 00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:24,774 Oh. 328 00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:28,028 This sucks. 329 00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:29,821 Are you sure he was stolen? 330 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,907 These guys don't usually take pets. 331 00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:35,243 Usually they're after drugs or something they can sell for drugs. 332 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,497 We'll keep an eye out for the cat. 333 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:39,915 Thank you very much. 334 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,583 Take care of each other. 335 00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:44,878 See, now that's promising. 336 00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:47,172 Maybe Keanu will come back, or maybe he'll... 337 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,423 Rell? 338 00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:49,841 Where are you going? 339 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,009 Hulka's house. 340 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,511 Who is Hulka? 341 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,679 My weed dealer. 342 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,223 - What? - (KNOCKS) 343 00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:58,975 You live across the way from your weed dealer? 344 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:01,436 Oh, sup, sup, bro? 345 00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,272 Hey, Hulka. This is my cousin, Clarence. 346 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,316 - Hello. - Sup? 347 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:09,444 All right, in or out. 348 00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:12,030 Can't leave the door open, you know what I'm sayin'? 349 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,365 And don't fuck up all this shit. 350 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:14,991 I'm building a motorcycle. 351 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,494 So, the reason I'm here- 352 00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:19,371 - Okay, look- - No. 353 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,957 This is the perfect sativa-dominant hybrid strain. 354 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,625 It's called Spoonie Gee. 355 00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:26,878 Great. This is all great. I'm not here for any of that. 356 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,672 I'm here because my place got broken into. 357 00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:30,799 Oh, shit, you serious? 358 00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,884 Oh, man, that suck a thick donkey ball. 359 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,803 What'd they get? 360 00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:36,429 They got Keanu. 361 00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:38,139 - Oh, shit. The little guy? - Yeah. 362 00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:40,058 Oh, fuck, man. I'm sorry, bro. 363 00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:41,268 Okay. So... 364 00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:42,602 Thank you. 365 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,229 I got an anti-sadness strain in here. 366 00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:45,981 - It's called Walking on Sunshine. - No, no. I don't care. 367 00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:47,941 No, I'm not here for weed, man. 368 00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:51,486 I'm here just to ask you some questions. Like, 369 00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:55,073 has anyone shady come by here in the last couple of days? 370 00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:57,909 Well, I mean... Well, um... 371 00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:01,830 You know, I run a professional business here. 372 00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:04,833 I never had a dissatisfied customer. 373 00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:07,252 I don't know, it's a real fucking quandary. 374 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,338 Maybe it's someone that you're selling all of this marijuana to. 375 00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:14,593 Yeah. Or maybe it was somebody who thought they were breaking into your house? 376 00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:16,344 Oh, yeah. Look, bro. 377 00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,513 I be real with you, okay? 378 00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:21,975 I'm so fucking high right now. I'm not even sure you're real. 379 00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:23,476 I'm just like, where am I? 380 00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:25,020 Where did all these eels come from? 381 00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:26,187 Oh, shit! 382 00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:27,355 No, no, no. 383 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:29,649 No, no, no, no. 384 00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:31,484 Hulka! 385 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,528 Who the fuck would want to break into your house? 386 00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:36,531 The Blips. 387 00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:37,866 Man, the Blips. 388 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,159 The Blips? 389 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:42,829 These are the guys that were kicked out of the Bloods and the Crips. 390 00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:44,289 The Blips. 391 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,874 Blood-Crips, Blips. 392 00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:49,044 I've started getting into selling some heavier shit, 393 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:50,837 and when you're selling the heavier shit, 394 00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:53,548 turf becomes a thing. You know? 395 00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:56,635 And so, yeah. I mean, the 17th Street Blips, 396 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,553 they did tell me, you know, 397 00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:01,014 they gonna break in and "fuck my shit up. " 398 00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:03,933 But... I mean, that's not, like, concrete proof. 399 00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:06,519 The 17th Street Blips. Okay, where are they? 400 00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:08,730 17th Street. 401 00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:10,231 Be specific! 402 00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:13,401 Dude, look! I get you lost your kitty-cat, 403 00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:17,322 but y'all some dumb fucks if you think I'm gonna be a rat. 404 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:20,909 I ain't some punk-ass bitch who's gonna be intimidated by y'all nerds! 405 00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:22,410 - You... - Nerds... 406 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,829 Yeah, that's right! You a fuckin' nerd! 407 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,873 - What you doing? - What do you think I'm doing? 408 00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:28,041 (RECORD SHATTERS) 409 00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:30,585 Oh, shit! You fucking crazy? 410 00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:32,212 No, not my De La! 411 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:33,838 Yeah, I got your De La now, bitch. 412 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,256 Hulka? Is everything okay? 413 00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:36,925 Mom, not now! 414 00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:38,093 - Bro, no. - (RECORD SHATTERS) 415 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,178 Oh, you fuck! 416 00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:41,346 What's this? 417 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,515 No, no, no! Not Grandmaster. Not Grandmaster, please! 418 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:44,766 Tell me! 419 00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:47,936 Okay, okay! Dude's at a strip club called Hot Party Vixens. 420 00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:50,313 Okay? But this dude, their leader, 421 00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:52,941 his name is Cheddar, and he is a bad motherfucker. 422 00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:55,443 You don't wanna mess with him. 423 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,946 Dude, you lost your cat. 424 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:00,782 You lost your cat. 425 00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:02,158 Come on, Rell. 426 00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:04,494 We'll figure something out in the morning. 427 00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:06,162 It's not over. 428 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:10,625 CLARENCE: All right, this is the place. 429 00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:12,585 Hot Party Vixens. 430 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,463 RELL: HPV. 431 00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:17,006 That's unfortunate. 432 00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:19,551 Check it. We're going to approach the bar. 433 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:22,137 Then we are going to explain the situation. 434 00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:23,471 - No, no, no. - Yeah. 435 00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:25,223 See, you're talking about explaining the situation. 436 00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:28,476 Hulka said this is a crazy drug dealer named Cheddar. 437 00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:29,644 So? 438 00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,479 What's so scary about "Cheddar"? 439 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:32,939 Cheddar is a psychopath name. 440 00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:35,984 You only name yourself something adorable if you can back it up. 441 00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:37,777 - I don't think that's a thing. - That's a thing. 442 00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:39,821 If you meet a guy named Fluffy Pink Bunny Head, 443 00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:41,156 he will stab you in the eye. 444 00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:43,992 I'm sure that this Cheddar guy is gonna be reasonable about money. 445 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,661 And, if need be, we will just buy Keanu back. 446 00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:48,663 No, no. Not like that. Come on, just... 447 00:20:48,831 --> 00:20:49,831 What, this? 448 00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:52,500 - Yeah, pop the collar. - Uh... 449 00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:55,128 - Okay? - Yeah. 450 00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:57,839 It's what the kids are doing. 451 00:20:58,007 --> 00:20:59,007 Not really. 452 00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:00,842 But okay. 453 00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:03,720 - Ready? - Yeah. 454 00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:09,058 (KEVIN GATES SONG "I DON'T GET TIRED" PLAYING) 455 00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:28,703 Wow! 456 00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:32,040 God gave you one face. Why would you change it? 457 00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:33,249 RELL: Nope, Clarence. 458 00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,001 I just don't understand that at all. 459 00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:36,294 - No, no, no. - No, what? 460 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:37,462 No, this was a bad idea. 461 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,381 Isn't your cat here? We need to get the cat. 462 00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,342 - Hey, baby. - Hello, how do you do? 463 00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:44,552 Oh, dear. Okay. 464 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:45,720 I'm, uh... 465 00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:47,972 (CLEARS THROAT) I'm flattered. Thank you. 466 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,140 But I am married. 467 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,391 No. 468 00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:52,519 - Thank you. - Oh... 469 00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:54,020 You just took my wedding ring. 470 00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:55,730 No, no, no. We're here, we're here, you're good. 471 00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:56,898 One beer, please. 472 00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:58,358 I'll take a white wine... 473 00:21:58,526 --> 00:21:59,901 Sir, that young lady just took my wedding ring, 474 00:22:00,069 --> 00:22:01,069 - so I'm wondering... - It's all right. 475 00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:04,072 - No, no. Clarence, Clarence, Clarence! - Yeah. 476 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,990 You can't talk like that here. 477 00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:08,785 - Okay? - I can't talk like what? 478 00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:12,288 You sound like Richard Pryor doing an impression of a white guy. 479 00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:16,918 I do not sound like Richard Pryor doing an impression of a white guy. 480 00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:18,545 (IMITATING CLARENCE) "I do not sound like Richard Pryor 481 00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:20,505 "doing an impression of a white guy. " 482 00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,757 You sound like John Ritter all the time. 483 00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:25,510 (IN DEEP VOICE) Well, I beg to differ, nigga. 484 00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:27,262 N- word. Went straight to the N-word. 485 00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:28,805 - Yeah. Yeah, I did. - It's not authentic. 486 00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:30,265 Because that's how real people talk, Clarence. 487 00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:32,183 No, it is not in my experience. 488 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:33,935 - It's not how people talk. - Please, please, you're wrong. 489 00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:36,896 You understand? People understand the historical significance of that word, 490 00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:38,189 and that you can't just say it 491 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,774 shiftlessly with no responsibility whatsoever. 492 00:22:39,942 --> 00:22:41,276 Absolutely wrong. 100% wrong. 493 00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:43,278 - Listen, this is life. - (SHUSHING) 494 00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:45,280 You listen to me. You don't shush me. 495 00:22:45,447 --> 00:22:46,865 You niggas in the right place? 496 00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:49,617 Yeah, we in the right place, nigga! 497 00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:52,036 You in the right place, nigga? 498 00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:54,622 Who the fuck are these niggas? 499 00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:55,999 Who the fuck are we? 500 00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:58,418 (SCOFFS) Who the fuck aren't we? 501 00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:01,170 - Oh! - Are you trying to die today? 502 00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:03,882 Nah. 503 00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:05,466 We ain't trying to die today. 504 00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:07,760 Let me break it down right quick. 505 00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:09,971 Y'all gonna take us to Cheddar, 506 00:23:10,139 --> 00:23:12,473 and then we can start nailin' down the hows and whens 507 00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:14,058 and wherefores and... 508 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:15,226 Whys. 509 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,812 Did I not mention the whys? The whys, too, motherfucker. 510 00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:19,981 - Well, look here, homeboy. - Yeah, dude. 511 00:23:20,149 --> 00:23:22,567 You in Bliptown now, 512 00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:24,485 and you don't make the rules. 513 00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:26,237 Cheddar does. 514 00:23:26,447 --> 00:23:29,824 And you don't meet Cheddar until you meet me. 515 00:23:30,284 --> 00:23:31,534 You feel me? 516 00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:34,787 So who the fuck are you niggas? 517 00:23:35,331 --> 00:23:36,789 Nigga... 518 00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:38,875 Nigga, nigga... 519 00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:41,127 - Psst. Tell her, man. - Nigga... 520 00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:45,256 I'm Techtonic. 521 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:46,966 - Nice! - Thank you. 522 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:48,927 What about you? 523 00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:52,096 My name is Shark Tank. 524 00:23:52,306 --> 00:23:57,352 (SNICKERS) Well, look here, Techtonic and Shark Tank. 525 00:23:57,519 --> 00:24:00,563 Cheddar is a businessman. He don't take drop-bys. 526 00:24:00,731 --> 00:24:02,398 You think we don't mean business? 527 00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:07,403 And swam. 528 00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:10,114 (LAUGHING) 529 00:24:10,324 --> 00:24:11,699 Why don't you search 'em, Bud? 530 00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:13,868 Go on ahead, Bud. 531 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:16,204 These niggas not strapped. 532 00:24:18,207 --> 00:24:20,792 - Come on. - Yeah, let's come on, then. 533 00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:43,564 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 534 00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:53,241 What's up, motherfucker? 535 00:24:53,409 --> 00:24:54,742 - MAN: What? - (CLEARS THROAT) 536 00:25:02,376 --> 00:25:04,085 Chill. Hey, yo, Cheddar. 537 00:25:04,253 --> 00:25:05,503 (DOOR CLOSES) 538 00:25:10,259 --> 00:25:11,968 (SCREAMS) 539 00:25:17,266 --> 00:25:19,142 You'll get it next time, boss. 540 00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:30,153 CHEDDAR: Hi-C. 541 00:25:31,572 --> 00:25:33,114 The fuck is this? 542 00:25:33,282 --> 00:25:34,323 I'm Techtonic. 543 00:25:34,491 --> 00:25:36,868 Sup, Cheddar? Finally. 544 00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:39,120 - He's Shark- - The king pimp himself. 545 00:25:39,288 --> 00:25:40,288 Shark Tank. 546 00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:44,083 Yeah, I mean, we've been looking forward to this, dawg. Ha-ha! 547 00:25:44,251 --> 00:25:46,961 Talkin' about the H-N-I-C. 548 00:25:47,129 --> 00:25:48,296 My man. 549 00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:50,590 All right. 550 00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:51,841 Yeah. 551 00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:55,928 You know, I got a lot of enemies 552 00:25:56,096 --> 00:25:59,557 that would love to walk in this room and put a bullet hole in old Cheddar. 553 00:26:00,476 --> 00:26:01,601 Hey! 554 00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:04,812 We ain't got no beef with you, Cheddar. 555 00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:07,565 No? How about now, nigga? 556 00:26:10,444 --> 00:26:12,445 That's a nice piece. 557 00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:16,616 You should keep the safety on. 558 00:26:16,784 --> 00:26:18,659 You know what? I get it. 559 00:26:18,827 --> 00:26:20,203 Hi-C, what the fuck is this, huh? 560 00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:22,997 You bring me a couple of bitch-ass niggas as a joke, right? 561 00:26:23,165 --> 00:26:24,207 (LAUGHS) 562 00:26:24,374 --> 00:26:26,250 - What? - Us? Uh, no. 563 00:26:26,460 --> 00:26:28,002 I'm sorry, bitch-ass niggas? 564 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,004 Am I right, Tech? 565 00:26:30,172 --> 00:26:32,298 It's been a long-ass time since we heard that. 566 00:26:32,466 --> 00:26:35,885 - Oh, really? - Yeah, nigga. 567 00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:40,640 We killed 25 dudes this month, man. 568 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:43,518 So, if y'all so fuckin' real, 569 00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:45,853 why ain't I never seent you before? 570 00:26:46,355 --> 00:26:47,772 - Well... - Oh! 571 00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:49,440 That's because... 572 00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:50,983 I don't know, 573 00:26:51,151 --> 00:26:55,363 maybe we didn't wanna be seent. 574 00:26:58,700 --> 00:26:59,700 Wait a minute. 575 00:27:02,079 --> 00:27:03,704 Y'all them Allentown niggas, ain't you? 576 00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:05,164 - Us? Yes. - Nah. 577 00:27:05,332 --> 00:27:06,791 - Yes, Techtonic. - Yeah, what? 578 00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:08,709 Nigga, yes, we them Allentown niggas. 579 00:27:08,877 --> 00:27:10,044 What the fuck is wrong with you? 580 00:27:10,212 --> 00:27:11,212 This nigga acting like 581 00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:13,381 - he got amnesia up here, fucking around. - (SPUTTERS) Crazy. 582 00:27:13,549 --> 00:27:15,591 (CHUCKLES) Shit. 583 00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:18,761 Why didn't y'all say something earlier, man? 584 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,056 We was tryin' to stay incognito. 585 00:27:22,224 --> 00:27:23,766 You gotta keep 'em on their toes! 586 00:27:23,934 --> 00:27:25,810 (LAUGHING) 587 00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:29,230 Oh, damn. 588 00:27:30,274 --> 00:27:33,025 Why don't y'all come over here, have a seat so we can talk? 589 00:27:33,193 --> 00:27:34,610 Okay, yeah. 590 00:27:38,866 --> 00:27:40,616 You know, uh... 591 00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:43,578 I heard how it went down at King Diaz's church. 592 00:27:43,745 --> 00:27:45,454 That was some cold shit. 593 00:27:46,039 --> 00:27:47,832 You know, man, that's how we do. 594 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,418 You know, we gots to do, how we do. 595 00:27:50,586 --> 00:27:51,711 Oh, damn! 596 00:27:51,879 --> 00:27:53,337 Oh, yeah, yeah. Don't worry about her, man. 597 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:54,505 That's Montana. 598 00:27:54,715 --> 00:27:56,257 RELL: All right. (CHUCKLES) 599 00:27:56,425 --> 00:27:59,844 Hey, man, you know, as much as I love snakes, 600 00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:02,680 I think we need to go to the bathroom real quick 601 00:28:02,848 --> 00:28:03,890 and drain ours. 602 00:28:04,057 --> 00:28:06,767 Well played, yep. That's what we should do. Mmm-hmm. 603 00:28:06,935 --> 00:28:08,436 Oh, look who's up from their nap. 604 00:28:15,777 --> 00:28:16,861 Hey. 605 00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:19,071 Cute cat. 606 00:28:20,157 --> 00:28:23,826 Uh, yeah. This is my nigga, New Jack, right here, man. 607 00:28:24,036 --> 00:28:25,536 Yup. Hey, but, look, 608 00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:27,538 before y'all go run off and do your little tinkle- 609 00:28:27,748 --> 00:28:29,290 Where'd you get him? 610 00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:36,547 Seems to me, 611 00:28:36,798 --> 00:28:39,884 no stupid-ass nigga in his right mind 612 00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:42,470 would let a cat like that go willy-nilly. 613 00:28:42,971 --> 00:28:43,971 The fuck? 614 00:28:44,306 --> 00:28:46,390 How much you want for him? 615 00:28:46,767 --> 00:28:47,975 He serious? 616 00:28:48,644 --> 00:28:50,144 Actually, he is, man. 617 00:28:50,312 --> 00:28:53,231 We in the market right now for a gangsta pet, so... 618 00:28:54,608 --> 00:28:56,943 Oh, well, he ain't for sale. 619 00:28:57,903 --> 00:28:59,946 Everything has a price. 620 00:29:00,322 --> 00:29:01,697 At a pet store. 621 00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:04,492 But this ain't no motherfucking pet store, nigga. 622 00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:05,701 CLARENCE: Well, that's a shame. 623 00:29:05,911 --> 00:29:06,994 Um... 624 00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:09,163 Thank you for sharing your time. 625 00:29:09,331 --> 00:29:10,790 I said, 626 00:29:11,625 --> 00:29:13,960 everything has its price. 627 00:29:16,838 --> 00:29:19,090 Well, shit. I mean, damn. 628 00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:21,425 Y'all drive a hard-ass bargain. 629 00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:24,178 All right. Hey. I'll be right back, pimpin'. 630 00:29:24,346 --> 00:29:25,346 (KEANU MEOWS) 631 00:29:26,306 --> 00:29:28,599 I wanna show y'all something. Come on. 632 00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:33,521 Come on. 633 00:29:36,358 --> 00:29:39,860 I don't know if y'all know what we slinging these days. 634 00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:41,696 Holy Shit. 635 00:29:43,198 --> 00:29:45,283 Holy shit, indeed. 636 00:29:45,867 --> 00:29:47,535 Nah, man. 637 00:29:47,703 --> 00:29:50,371 That's what it's called, man. Holy Shit. 638 00:29:50,539 --> 00:29:53,165 Only you ain't heard of it yet because it's new. 639 00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:56,002 And we the only ones that got it in LA. 640 00:29:56,878 --> 00:29:57,962 What you're looking at 641 00:29:58,130 --> 00:30:00,464 is a cross between PCP, 642 00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:03,718 MDMA and DMT. 643 00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:05,928 I mean... 644 00:30:06,513 --> 00:30:09,557 One puff of this, and holy shit! 645 00:30:09,725 --> 00:30:10,933 It's like you... 646 00:30:13,562 --> 00:30:15,521 Smokin' crack with God. 647 00:30:17,399 --> 00:30:21,402 So, uh, maybe y'all can accompany these fools on a run. 648 00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:24,405 You know, show 'em how y'all get down over in Allentown. 649 00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:26,032 (LAUGHS) 650 00:30:26,241 --> 00:30:28,159 Well, you know, actually, though, um... 651 00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:30,286 - Like a run, run? - Yeah. 652 00:30:30,454 --> 00:30:32,163 You do that, 653 00:30:33,081 --> 00:30:36,125 I'll give you New Jack as a gesture of respect. 654 00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:39,754 Wow. But, unfortunately, we- 655 00:30:39,921 --> 00:30:41,422 Deal. 656 00:30:41,590 --> 00:30:43,174 Deal. Y'all hear that? 657 00:30:44,384 --> 00:30:46,093 They gonna shadow you. 658 00:30:46,261 --> 00:30:48,179 So you make sure you listen to every word they say 659 00:30:48,347 --> 00:30:49,680 and you take it as gospel, you understand? 660 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,432 But right quick, though, right quick, though, 661 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:52,725 Cheddar, seriously, man. 662 00:30:52,893 --> 00:30:54,894 I just was thinking about what's been going on. 663 00:30:55,062 --> 00:30:57,355 As recently, our docket is full, nigga- 664 00:30:57,522 --> 00:30:59,940 And at the same time, Cheddar, 665 00:31:00,108 --> 00:31:04,445 if I can get a moment to discuss with my colleague. 666 00:31:05,113 --> 00:31:06,947 Let's go, let's go, let's go, now! 667 00:31:07,115 --> 00:31:08,115 It doesn't have to be that hard. 668 00:31:08,283 --> 00:31:09,784 I will not sell drugs. I can't sell drugs, Rell. 669 00:31:09,951 --> 00:31:10,951 This was your idea. 670 00:31:11,119 --> 00:31:12,286 You were the one that wanted to come here, man. 671 00:31:12,454 --> 00:31:13,454 All right, listen. 672 00:31:13,622 --> 00:31:15,956 You were the one who said we were the Allentown niggas. 673 00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:17,625 I am not breaking the law. 674 00:31:17,793 --> 00:31:19,668 It's easy. It's easy, though. It's easy! 675 00:31:19,836 --> 00:31:21,212 - What's easy? - I've seen Hulka do this. 676 00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:23,547 He just stands there. People want drugs. 677 00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:26,801 We just feed them some bullshit about New Jack City, 678 00:31:26,968 --> 00:31:28,094 and we just get Keanu. 679 00:31:28,261 --> 00:31:30,429 I'm not jeopardizing my family by selling drugs, okay? 680 00:31:30,597 --> 00:31:31,764 - Or- - Or? 681 00:31:31,932 --> 00:31:33,724 - Maybe you'll like it. - What? 682 00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:35,142 Maybe you'll like being a bad motherfucker. 683 00:31:35,310 --> 00:31:36,477 No, no. 684 00:31:36,645 --> 00:31:38,479 - You're good at it. - What? 685 00:31:38,647 --> 00:31:41,273 And it's just team building. This is what you do. 686 00:31:41,441 --> 00:31:43,234 I don't do team building for drug rings. 687 00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:44,485 I do it for corporate- 688 00:31:44,653 --> 00:31:46,404 - Ever hear of corporate crime? - That's not- 689 00:31:46,571 --> 00:31:48,114 - HI-C: Y'all ready? - Yeah. 690 00:31:48,281 --> 00:31:49,782 - Yeah. - (CLEARS THROAT) 691 00:31:49,950 --> 00:31:51,617 Good. Let's go. 692 00:31:51,785 --> 00:31:53,577 You ready, Shark Tank? 693 00:31:54,621 --> 00:31:55,621 Yeah. 694 00:31:55,789 --> 00:31:58,124 I'm fuckin' ready, Techtonic. 695 00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:20,855 Sup, sup? 696 00:32:21,022 --> 00:32:22,356 Finders keepers, yo. 697 00:32:22,524 --> 00:32:24,024 Hey, keep your distance, yo. 698 00:32:24,192 --> 00:32:25,985 No, no, no. Know what I'm saying? 699 00:32:26,153 --> 00:32:27,862 No, don't shut that door. No, no, no. 700 00:32:28,029 --> 00:32:30,030 I'm about to leave, anyway, so... 701 00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:33,284 CLARENCE: All right, y'all. 702 00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:34,827 Gather 'round and whatnot. 703 00:32:35,829 --> 00:32:37,455 So, seriously, what's gonna happen now 704 00:32:37,622 --> 00:32:39,707 before we get on this job, it's time for us to all 705 00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:41,542 get to know each other a little bit better. 706 00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:43,335 We gonna go in a circle, first of all, 707 00:32:43,503 --> 00:32:44,879 and everyone gonna say their name 708 00:32:45,046 --> 00:32:46,380 and then two things about yourself. 709 00:32:46,715 --> 00:32:47,882 For instance. 710 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:50,301 My name is Shark Tank. 711 00:32:50,510 --> 00:32:52,761 And I ran hurdles in high school. 712 00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:54,555 And I like to hold my gun like this. 713 00:32:55,307 --> 00:32:57,099 So, that's me. 714 00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:59,977 I'm Techtonic. 715 00:33:00,729 --> 00:33:03,522 - I once shot two dudes with one bullet. - Blam. 716 00:33:03,732 --> 00:33:05,566 And I went to a exclusive, 717 00:33:05,734 --> 00:33:07,818 early screening of The Blair Witch Project. 718 00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:09,028 - You did? - Yeah. 719 00:33:09,196 --> 00:33:10,237 I did not know that. See? 720 00:33:10,405 --> 00:33:12,239 That was before we even knew if it was real or not. 721 00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:14,575 That's right. People thought that shit was real. 722 00:33:14,743 --> 00:33:16,285 Go on, nigga. 723 00:33:16,912 --> 00:33:18,162 I'm Bud. 724 00:33:18,955 --> 00:33:22,291 And I got into gang bangin' after I got stabbed by my moms. 725 00:33:23,460 --> 00:33:25,252 I'm gonna need two things, though. 726 00:33:26,129 --> 00:33:27,254 And my grandma. 727 00:33:28,173 --> 00:33:30,716 Well, you know, them family reunions get crazy sometimes, man. 728 00:33:30,884 --> 00:33:32,134 Thanks for sharing, brother. 729 00:33:32,302 --> 00:33:33,928 Whassup? I'm Trunk. 730 00:33:34,095 --> 00:33:35,596 I got a knock-out left hook. 731 00:33:35,805 --> 00:33:36,889 Mmm-hmm. 732 00:33:37,098 --> 00:33:38,098 I got my name 733 00:33:38,266 --> 00:33:40,434 because I accidentally locked my car keys in my trunk once. 734 00:33:40,602 --> 00:33:42,686 - It happens to the best of us, dawg. - With a dead body. 735 00:33:43,438 --> 00:33:44,647 Okay. 736 00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:46,815 Yeah, well, you know, 737 00:33:46,983 --> 00:33:49,443 Trunk is a better name than Dead Body. 738 00:33:49,611 --> 00:33:51,529 (SUPPRESSED LAUGHTER) 739 00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:56,992 Let's move on. What about you? 740 00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:58,202 CLARENCE: Yeah. 741 00:33:58,578 --> 00:33:59,870 Stitches. 742 00:34:00,914 --> 00:34:02,081 And? 743 00:34:02,249 --> 00:34:03,832 Two things about yourself? 744 00:34:07,254 --> 00:34:08,629 Nah, nigga. 745 00:34:08,797 --> 00:34:10,297 Okay, you know what, Shark Tank? 746 00:34:10,465 --> 00:34:12,424 I think, in his own way, 747 00:34:12,592 --> 00:34:14,301 Stitches did share something about hisself. 748 00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:16,011 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 749 00:34:16,179 --> 00:34:18,305 - We should move on. - Yeah, okay. 750 00:34:18,765 --> 00:34:20,140 I'm Hi-C. 751 00:34:20,934 --> 00:34:23,811 First off, uh, I don't like niggas I don't know. 752 00:34:23,979 --> 00:34:25,646 Second, I'm real curious 753 00:34:25,814 --> 00:34:29,108 about what exactly went down at the Diaz church massacre. 754 00:34:29,442 --> 00:34:30,442 - Mmm-hmm. - STITCHES: Yeah. 755 00:34:32,529 --> 00:34:33,529 Okay. 756 00:34:33,697 --> 00:34:36,198 Now we all know things about each other. 757 00:34:36,366 --> 00:34:38,784 So, let's knock this job out real quick. 758 00:34:38,952 --> 00:34:41,745 Was it really like the word on the street? 759 00:34:42,998 --> 00:34:44,290 (STAMMERS INDISTINCTLY) 760 00:34:44,457 --> 00:34:46,292 What was the word on the streets? 761 00:34:46,459 --> 00:34:48,877 Blood bath. Hundred executions. 762 00:34:49,045 --> 00:34:51,547 - Yeah. - Yeah, at least 100. 763 00:34:51,715 --> 00:34:52,798 Hundred, 101. 764 00:34:52,966 --> 00:34:54,174 And you ran up the wall and did a back flip, 765 00:34:54,342 --> 00:34:56,093 and came down and was still shooting niggas. 766 00:34:56,261 --> 00:34:57,344 - Mmm. - (CLARENCE CHUCKLES) 767 00:34:57,512 --> 00:34:59,346 Damn straight. Did that, too. 768 00:34:59,514 --> 00:35:00,681 Well, show us. 769 00:35:01,016 --> 00:35:02,933 - Hmm? - Show us! 770 00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:04,184 - The flip, hmm? - Yeah. 771 00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:07,313 - I think we'd all like to see that. - Um... 772 00:35:07,647 --> 00:35:08,856 (RELL LAUGHS) 773 00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:13,152 All right, let me explain somethin' to y'all real quick. 774 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,696 It ain't gonna be like you think. 775 00:35:16,364 --> 00:35:19,241 Cheddar already told y'all, we ain't here- 776 00:35:19,451 --> 00:35:21,410 - ALL: Oh! - (ALL LAUGHING) 777 00:35:21,661 --> 00:35:23,787 Damn, nigga! You see that shit? 778 00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:25,497 He did it. He flipped it? 779 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:28,125 He flipped it. 780 00:35:28,293 --> 00:35:29,335 Bring it in right here, homie. 781 00:35:29,502 --> 00:35:31,170 Whoo! All right! 782 00:35:31,713 --> 00:35:33,464 It's like black Jesus up in here. 783 00:35:33,632 --> 00:35:35,090 That's what I'm talking about. 784 00:35:35,258 --> 00:35:36,925 (SOFTLY) Oh, my God! I just did a flip. Oh, my God! 785 00:35:37,093 --> 00:35:39,094 TRUNK: Shit! That shit is crazy. 786 00:35:39,846 --> 00:35:43,807 So next time we tell y'all we did somethin', 787 00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:47,895 take our word that we did somethin'. 788 00:35:48,063 --> 00:35:49,730 - Now let's see you do it. - Yeah. 789 00:35:49,898 --> 00:35:51,231 - What? - Sorry? 790 00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:53,108 Your turn, nigga. 791 00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:56,362 Only he's flippin' today. 792 00:35:56,529 --> 00:35:58,072 Only I'm flippin' today, y'all. 793 00:35:58,239 --> 00:35:59,531 We alternate flip days. 794 00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:03,160 Okay, today's the day where I'm gonna be doin' all the flips. 795 00:36:03,328 --> 00:36:04,953 Y'all ain't gonna see him flip today. 796 00:36:05,121 --> 00:36:08,082 I'll flip the fuck outta that shit tomorrow. 797 00:36:08,249 --> 00:36:09,249 Ooh, yeah! 798 00:36:09,417 --> 00:36:10,584 HI-C: Hey! 799 00:36:10,752 --> 00:36:13,087 Let's flip the subject and go flip some Holy Shit. 800 00:36:13,254 --> 00:36:14,296 - Okay? - Hells yeah, dirt. 801 00:36:14,464 --> 00:36:15,714 - HI-C: Let's take care of that. - Exactly. 802 00:36:15,882 --> 00:36:18,425 Yo, everybody won't fit into my car. 803 00:36:19,052 --> 00:36:20,094 HULKA: (CRYING) My brothers. My brothers. 804 00:36:20,261 --> 00:36:21,929 Come on, just tell me what you want from me. 805 00:36:22,097 --> 00:36:24,431 Look, take anything. It's all yours, okay? 806 00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:26,100 Okay? Hey, y'all like weed? 807 00:36:26,267 --> 00:36:28,519 Just untie me, I'll go get it for you. 808 00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:30,604 (EXCLAIMING) Fuck! No! 809 00:36:30,772 --> 00:36:32,940 No! Come on! I didn't do shit! 810 00:36:33,108 --> 00:36:34,274 I wouldn't- 811 00:36:34,442 --> 00:36:35,776 Oh, shit. 812 00:36:35,944 --> 00:36:37,611 I'm the fuckin' cat, aren't I? 813 00:36:37,779 --> 00:36:39,780 That's what you're gonna do to me. 814 00:36:39,948 --> 00:36:41,615 I ain't scared. 815 00:36:43,368 --> 00:36:44,493 (KISSING) 816 00:36:44,994 --> 00:36:46,620 The cat? The cat... 817 00:36:46,788 --> 00:36:48,080 You're looking for Keanu? 818 00:36:48,248 --> 00:36:51,458 The cat's at Hot Party Vixens. You know, that strip club downtown. 819 00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:53,377 You guys, don't kill me. 820 00:36:53,545 --> 00:36:55,921 I fuckin' know everything about hip-hop. 821 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:06,390 Yo, Shark, no disrespecting, now, man, 822 00:37:08,184 --> 00:37:10,060 but why you drive this weak-ass van? 823 00:37:10,270 --> 00:37:15,232 (SCOFFS) You wanna get caught, go ahead, drive a little drug car. 824 00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:18,444 But you wanna never get pulled over again, 825 00:37:18,903 --> 00:37:21,488 you drive a inconspicuous family vehicle. 826 00:37:21,656 --> 00:37:24,950 Inconspicuous, least hardcore, 827 00:37:25,118 --> 00:37:28,829 motherfuckin' soccer mom, Full House thing. 828 00:37:28,997 --> 00:37:30,664 Where we goin' again? 829 00:37:30,832 --> 00:37:32,249 Just head towards the Hollywood Hills. 830 00:37:32,417 --> 00:37:33,917 I'll guide you from there. 831 00:37:34,461 --> 00:37:36,670 Wordness to the turdness. 832 00:37:44,304 --> 00:37:45,971 HI-C: Here we are. 833 00:37:47,849 --> 00:37:48,849 (GRUNTS) 834 00:37:51,936 --> 00:37:52,936 You comin'? 835 00:37:57,442 --> 00:37:58,525 Nah. 836 00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:00,861 You got this. 837 00:38:01,029 --> 00:38:02,362 Nah. Fuck that. You comin' with. 838 00:38:02,530 --> 00:38:04,323 Cheddar said you was gonna show me how to do this. 839 00:38:04,657 --> 00:38:05,991 Yeah, go ahead, Techtonic. 840 00:38:06,159 --> 00:38:08,744 I'ma show these guys how to keep watch. 841 00:38:09,579 --> 00:38:10,996 Thank you, Shark Tank. 842 00:38:11,164 --> 00:38:12,372 You're more than welcome, nigga. 843 00:38:12,540 --> 00:38:15,083 HI-C: Come on. We gotta get this over with, man. 844 00:38:16,461 --> 00:38:18,337 Don't worry about it, baby. 845 00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:20,380 Ain't no thang. 846 00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:22,716 Ain't no thang. 847 00:38:23,426 --> 00:38:25,010 (DOOR BEEPING) 848 00:38:29,891 --> 00:38:31,183 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 849 00:38:33,978 --> 00:38:35,729 Watch and learn. 850 00:38:38,233 --> 00:38:39,775 (MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 851 00:38:39,943 --> 00:38:43,070 (GASPING) Hi! 852 00:38:49,077 --> 00:38:51,370 (WOMAN LAUGHING IN OTHER ROOM) 853 00:39:09,222 --> 00:39:12,599 Ah! Yay! You guys are here! 854 00:39:12,767 --> 00:39:14,184 Oh, finally! 855 00:39:15,019 --> 00:39:16,353 What's up? 856 00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:20,107 Somebody order some drugs? 857 00:39:20,275 --> 00:39:21,483 (SHOUTING EXCITEDLY) 858 00:39:21,651 --> 00:39:23,819 Yes! Oh, my God! 859 00:39:23,987 --> 00:39:26,780 I was just telling these guys 860 00:39:26,948 --> 00:39:30,200 about this job that I did in Paris for a couple of months, 861 00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:32,286 and this guy, he let me smoke some of this stuff. 862 00:39:32,453 --> 00:39:35,747 And I swear to God, this drug is insane. 863 00:39:35,915 --> 00:39:37,249 And the beauty is, 864 00:39:37,709 --> 00:39:40,002 every trip is different! 865 00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:43,672 Ha! Can I please see it? (VOCALIZING) 866 00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:47,134 Ooh. Backpack. Backpack. (IMITATING DUCK) 867 00:39:47,969 --> 00:39:50,137 Got a neat little backpack. (GIGGLES) 868 00:39:51,848 --> 00:39:53,974 (EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY) Yes! 869 00:39:54,142 --> 00:39:56,310 Oh, my God, yes! 870 00:39:56,603 --> 00:39:58,270 Come on, please, please, please! Come sit. 871 00:39:58,438 --> 00:40:00,188 Have a drink. Sit down! 872 00:40:00,356 --> 00:40:02,482 Sorry, we just want to see the money. 873 00:40:06,613 --> 00:40:07,738 (SIGHS) 874 00:40:08,823 --> 00:40:10,824 You see, Donnie, 875 00:40:12,076 --> 00:40:14,953 some people don't respect the game. 876 00:40:15,330 --> 00:40:16,580 What game? 877 00:40:16,873 --> 00:40:18,123 Life! 878 00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:21,293 Life is a fuckin' game! 879 00:40:21,461 --> 00:40:22,836 And the only real question is, 880 00:40:23,004 --> 00:40:25,881 who are the players and who are the pieces? 881 00:40:26,049 --> 00:40:28,216 Come on, you guys. Let's smoke some Holy Shit. 882 00:40:28,384 --> 00:40:29,551 No, no, no. 883 00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:31,803 Thought I made myself clear. 884 00:40:31,971 --> 00:40:33,597 We're not interested. 885 00:40:33,932 --> 00:40:35,182 (EXHALES) 886 00:40:35,683 --> 00:40:37,017 (SPLUTTERING) 887 00:40:52,492 --> 00:40:53,492 Man, fuck! 888 00:40:53,660 --> 00:40:55,619 Let's get some tunes goin' in this motherfucker. 889 00:40:55,787 --> 00:40:56,787 - Something, man. - Tunes, man, yeah. 890 00:40:56,955 --> 00:40:58,830 Fuck, yeah. Let's see what we got here. 891 00:40:58,998 --> 00:41:01,083 - I know you got some killer shit. - Actually, no, we... 892 00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:02,334 (GEORGE MICHAEL SONG "FREEDOM" PLAYING) 893 00:41:02,502 --> 00:41:04,211 What? Yo. 894 00:41:04,379 --> 00:41:07,965 Yo, Shark Tank, my nigga. Um... (CLEARS THROAT) 895 00:41:08,967 --> 00:41:10,550 What the fuck is this? 896 00:41:10,718 --> 00:41:12,719 What the fuck is this? 897 00:41:14,973 --> 00:41:16,765 Oh... 898 00:41:18,059 --> 00:41:20,060 Shit, niggas! 899 00:41:20,228 --> 00:41:22,521 This my shit right here! 900 00:41:23,064 --> 00:41:24,231 This your shit? 901 00:41:25,233 --> 00:41:27,275 This shit sound kinda white. 902 00:41:28,069 --> 00:41:29,486 - White? White? - Yeah. 903 00:41:29,654 --> 00:41:32,155 Niggas, this is George Michael, right here. 904 00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:35,909 All right? This one of the greatest recording artists of all time, man. 905 00:41:36,077 --> 00:41:38,161 This the real OG up in here. 906 00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:39,538 So, 907 00:41:40,206 --> 00:41:41,581 he black, then? 908 00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:45,085 You know, he light-skinned. 909 00:41:45,253 --> 00:41:47,838 And then, he used to roll with this nigga, Ridgeley. 910 00:41:48,006 --> 00:41:49,006 Yeah. 911 00:41:49,173 --> 00:41:52,009 And then, George Michael was trying to do that solo thing, right? 912 00:41:52,176 --> 00:41:53,719 And then, wham! 913 00:41:54,470 --> 00:41:59,307 Then nobody never see Ridgeley ever again. 914 00:41:59,934 --> 00:42:01,935 He killed the motherfucker? 915 00:42:02,437 --> 00:42:03,687 Nobody 916 00:42:04,397 --> 00:42:05,605 ever 917 00:42:06,107 --> 00:42:07,357 seen 918 00:42:07,984 --> 00:42:09,526 him 919 00:42:09,736 --> 00:42:11,278 again. 920 00:42:11,821 --> 00:42:12,821 Shit. 921 00:42:12,989 --> 00:42:14,698 I'll fuck with that nigga. 922 00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:16,533 I'll fuck with him. 923 00:42:16,743 --> 00:42:18,785 - Hey, hey, y'all. - If he start that shit. 924 00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:21,913 Wait till y'all hear this next track, though, dirt. 925 00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:23,874 You know, 926 00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:26,418 in samurai times, 927 00:42:27,128 --> 00:42:28,462 a refusal 928 00:42:28,963 --> 00:42:31,089 to sit at a man's court 929 00:42:31,257 --> 00:42:34,217 was considered a profound insult to his honor. 930 00:42:38,556 --> 00:42:41,933 Ha! I'm just fucking with you! (LAUGHS) 931 00:42:42,101 --> 00:42:43,810 You should have seen your face. 932 00:42:44,645 --> 00:42:46,188 Oh, my God. 933 00:42:46,355 --> 00:42:48,482 Oh, that was amazing. 934 00:42:48,816 --> 00:42:49,816 Mmm. 935 00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:51,902 Crazy. (SNIFFING) 936 00:42:52,070 --> 00:42:53,153 Whoo! 937 00:42:53,905 --> 00:42:56,531 (CLEARS THROAT) The man asked for the money. 938 00:42:56,699 --> 00:42:57,824 Yeah. 939 00:42:58,618 --> 00:42:59,868 (BLOWS RASPBERRIES) 940 00:43:00,036 --> 00:43:01,661 Rachel, get the bag. 941 00:43:02,538 --> 00:43:03,538 I'm not your slave. 942 00:43:03,706 --> 00:43:05,332 Get the fucking bag! 943 00:43:11,214 --> 00:43:12,214 Ooh! 944 00:43:14,175 --> 00:43:16,968 I loved you in The House Bunny, by the way. 945 00:43:17,386 --> 00:43:19,221 - Thank you, man. - Yeah. Yeah. 946 00:43:19,388 --> 00:43:21,223 You know this chick? 947 00:43:22,183 --> 00:43:24,101 It's Anna Faris, the actress. 948 00:43:24,477 --> 00:43:25,685 She's in movies? 949 00:43:26,979 --> 00:43:28,730 Lost in Translation? 950 00:43:29,232 --> 00:43:31,358 Chipwrecked? The Squeakquel? 951 00:43:32,819 --> 00:43:33,944 Scary Movie? 952 00:43:34,112 --> 00:43:35,654 Oh... You in that movie? 953 00:43:35,822 --> 00:43:37,739 Scary Movie 1, 2, 3 and 4. 954 00:43:37,907 --> 00:43:39,616 Not 5. Too old. 955 00:43:39,784 --> 00:43:40,784 Hmm. 956 00:43:40,993 --> 00:43:42,619 But, enough! Enough! Enough! 957 00:43:42,787 --> 00:43:45,914 No more Hollywood talk. I'm so sick of this bullshit. 958 00:43:46,124 --> 00:43:48,708 - Yeah. - All I care about 959 00:43:49,502 --> 00:43:51,002 is truth. 960 00:43:52,964 --> 00:43:54,297 Or dare. 961 00:43:56,509 --> 00:43:58,009 Truth or dare! 962 00:43:58,511 --> 00:44:00,220 (CLARENCE SINGING) 963 00:44:05,601 --> 00:44:08,478 TRUNK: Yo, that chorus do kick in nice, though. 964 00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:10,730 It does, don't it? Yeah, yeah. I mean, 965 00:44:10,898 --> 00:44:12,858 y'all hear the father figure part, right? 966 00:44:13,025 --> 00:44:14,192 Because, my man right here, 967 00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:17,487 he didn't have his own positive male role model in his life. 968 00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:18,822 So... 969 00:44:18,990 --> 00:44:19,990 BUD: Damn! 970 00:44:20,158 --> 00:44:21,533 Yo, I never knew my daddy. 971 00:44:21,701 --> 00:44:23,326 - Really? - No. 972 00:44:26,414 --> 00:44:28,248 (ALL SINGING) 973 00:44:52,356 --> 00:44:53,481 (MUSIC STOPS) 974 00:44:53,649 --> 00:44:55,734 Man, George Michael the shit, man! 975 00:44:55,902 --> 00:44:57,694 - Right, dawg? - Right on, man. 976 00:44:57,862 --> 00:44:59,112 Love that man. 977 00:44:59,447 --> 00:45:01,615 - Truth. - (EXHALES) 978 00:45:01,782 --> 00:45:04,451 What is 979 00:45:04,619 --> 00:45:07,829 the dirtiest, most fucked-up thing you've ever done? 980 00:45:09,457 --> 00:45:10,457 Mmm... 981 00:45:12,001 --> 00:45:13,793 You know, you don't have to- 982 00:45:13,961 --> 00:45:16,963 This dude cheated on my sister and I cut his dick off. 983 00:45:17,173 --> 00:45:18,965 Oh... Uh... 984 00:45:19,425 --> 00:45:20,550 (GRUNTS) 985 00:45:20,801 --> 00:45:22,469 Fuck, yeah! 986 00:45:22,637 --> 00:45:26,014 That is the kind of shit you should get paid for. 987 00:45:26,724 --> 00:45:28,058 Thank you. 988 00:45:28,226 --> 00:45:30,477 ANNA: Okay, your turn, same question. 989 00:45:32,897 --> 00:45:34,731 Most fucked-up? 990 00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:36,942 (SIGHS) 991 00:45:38,903 --> 00:45:41,404 I once cut two dicks off. 992 00:45:42,823 --> 00:45:45,075 Yeah, that's right. 993 00:45:46,452 --> 00:45:47,827 They didn't even see it coming. 994 00:45:47,995 --> 00:45:48,995 Snuck up on them. 995 00:45:49,163 --> 00:45:51,248 Got real close. 996 00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:55,335 One of them was long, thin, pointy, like a pencil. 997 00:45:56,963 --> 00:45:59,881 The other one was short, girthy. 998 00:46:00,841 --> 00:46:02,676 Had a little bit of heft to it. 999 00:46:04,345 --> 00:46:09,057 Got up in there lickety-split, snip, snip, yeah. 1000 00:46:10,893 --> 00:46:12,644 I took them, too. 1001 00:46:12,812 --> 00:46:16,398 So, yeah, I'm a motherfuckin' dick-taker. 1002 00:46:22,154 --> 00:46:25,365 300 for the dick-taker. 1003 00:46:26,242 --> 00:46:27,284 (GRUNTS) 1004 00:46:27,451 --> 00:46:28,576 Okay. 1005 00:46:31,872 --> 00:46:34,958 - So, Allentown- - What? Nigga, fuck, what? Nigga. 1006 00:46:35,126 --> 00:46:36,376 Tell me about it, man. Was it crazy? 1007 00:46:36,544 --> 00:46:37,544 Surely should have been. 1008 00:46:37,712 --> 00:46:38,712 Was it... 1009 00:46:38,879 --> 00:46:41,506 Hells bells, hold on to your shells, nigga. 1010 00:46:41,674 --> 00:46:43,675 Shit was crazy, shit was crazy. 1011 00:46:43,843 --> 00:46:47,220 We was just dodging bullets on a everyday basis. 1012 00:46:47,388 --> 00:46:49,389 You know, just for survival. 1013 00:46:50,266 --> 00:46:52,600 But, you know, the thing about me and Techtonic, 1014 00:46:52,768 --> 00:46:54,561 is our communication skills. 1015 00:46:54,729 --> 00:46:57,272 That's the backbone of our teamwork. 1016 00:46:58,065 --> 00:46:59,983 - You feel me? - Yeah. 1017 00:47:00,151 --> 00:47:01,359 I get that. 1018 00:47:01,527 --> 00:47:02,777 All right. 1019 00:47:04,322 --> 00:47:05,822 - You know what? - Mmm. 1020 00:47:07,283 --> 00:47:09,868 I never told y'all niggas how I got this. 1021 00:47:12,204 --> 00:47:15,123 A kid stabbed me 'cause I stole his Ring Pop. 1022 00:47:16,292 --> 00:47:18,001 That's awful, man. 1023 00:47:18,169 --> 00:47:19,669 How old were you? 1024 00:47:19,837 --> 00:47:20,920 Twenty-three. 1025 00:47:21,380 --> 00:47:23,923 Oh. (CLEARS THROAT) Okay. Well... 1026 00:47:24,425 --> 00:47:26,217 Yeah, thank you for sharing, though. 1027 00:47:26,385 --> 00:47:27,927 That felt good. 1028 00:47:28,429 --> 00:47:29,888 I got one, too. Check it out. 1029 00:47:30,056 --> 00:47:31,056 Okay, yeah. Let's see that. 1030 00:47:31,223 --> 00:47:32,265 BUD: Buckshot. 1031 00:47:32,975 --> 00:47:34,476 Holding up a liquor store. 1032 00:47:34,643 --> 00:47:35,852 Oh, man. 1033 00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:39,564 And then he shot you, man. That's crazy. 1034 00:47:39,732 --> 00:47:42,275 Nah, actually, it made the news, 1035 00:47:42,443 --> 00:47:44,819 and when I got back to my grandmamma house, she shot me. 1036 00:47:44,987 --> 00:47:47,530 Okay, you know, you need to spend a little less time with your family. 1037 00:47:47,698 --> 00:47:49,074 I'm gonna advise that. 1038 00:47:49,575 --> 00:47:50,700 - Hell, yeah. - So, what you got? 1039 00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:53,286 - Me? Oh, okay, let me, um... - Yeah, yeah. 1040 00:47:53,496 --> 00:47:54,704 (CLICKS TONGUE) 1041 00:47:54,872 --> 00:47:57,290 Come on, man. You got a bunch of shit, man. 1042 00:47:57,458 --> 00:47:58,958 - Here it is. - You ain't gotta be modest. 1043 00:48:01,670 --> 00:48:03,213 A damn-ass street fight. 1044 00:48:03,381 --> 00:48:04,589 Appendix. 1045 00:48:05,007 --> 00:48:06,132 Blam... 1046 00:48:07,426 --> 00:48:08,426 Your appendix? 1047 00:48:08,594 --> 00:48:10,428 - They took it out of my body. - What? 1048 00:48:10,638 --> 00:48:12,013 Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. 1049 00:48:12,181 --> 00:48:13,723 Y'all don't even want to hear about 1050 00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:15,725 what went down with my wisdom teeth. 1051 00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:17,185 - Shit. - Damn. 1052 00:48:17,937 --> 00:48:18,978 Truth or dare? 1053 00:48:19,313 --> 00:48:20,313 Dare. 1054 00:48:20,481 --> 00:48:22,357 Why would you choose dare? 1055 00:48:22,525 --> 00:48:23,817 ANNA: Hmm... 1056 00:48:24,944 --> 00:48:27,278 I dare you 1057 00:48:29,865 --> 00:48:31,032 to shoot your friend. 1058 00:48:33,327 --> 00:48:34,452 You jokin'. 1059 00:48:34,620 --> 00:48:35,954 She's jokin'. 1060 00:48:37,832 --> 00:48:39,374 You know she's jokin', right? 1061 00:48:39,542 --> 00:48:40,750 ANNA: I'm not joking. 1062 00:48:41,168 --> 00:48:43,294 That's $10,000. 1063 00:48:46,006 --> 00:48:47,006 What? 1064 00:48:47,174 --> 00:48:48,216 Hey. 1065 00:48:52,179 --> 00:48:54,431 Show us what it looks like 1066 00:48:54,598 --> 00:48:56,850 to see a man's brains explode. 1067 00:48:58,436 --> 00:48:59,644 Hey. 1068 00:49:00,187 --> 00:49:02,313 Fuck it! He ain't my friend. 1069 00:49:02,481 --> 00:49:05,191 Hey! Fuck. Yo, Hi-C! 1070 00:49:05,359 --> 00:49:06,526 (PANTING EXCITEDLY) 1071 00:49:06,694 --> 00:49:09,112 Don't let white girl tear us apart, Hi-C. 1072 00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,573 This is fuckin' black-on-black violence. This is how it happens. 1073 00:49:12,158 --> 00:49:15,118 Don't fuckin' let Anna Faris tear us apart! 1074 00:49:15,286 --> 00:49:18,204 Yes, come on. Show us what death looks like. 1075 00:49:19,540 --> 00:49:21,124 Come on. 1076 00:49:21,542 --> 00:49:23,877 Do it. Do it, do it, do it. 1077 00:49:24,044 --> 00:49:25,545 Do it, do it, do it. 1078 00:49:25,713 --> 00:49:27,297 Do it, do it. 1079 00:49:27,548 --> 00:49:28,548 Do it! 1080 00:49:28,883 --> 00:49:30,175 - Fuck that! - (GROANS) 1081 00:49:30,676 --> 00:49:32,177 The fuck is wrong with you? 1082 00:49:32,344 --> 00:49:33,511 Get it, then! 1083 00:49:34,305 --> 00:49:36,556 - What? - Get the cash, motherfucker! 1084 00:49:38,142 --> 00:49:40,435 You broke my nose! 1085 00:49:41,729 --> 00:49:43,021 Look, look, look! 1086 00:49:45,357 --> 00:49:47,317 - (GUNSHOTS) - (RACHEL SCREAMS) 1087 00:49:48,027 --> 00:49:50,236 You fucking peasant! 1088 00:49:50,571 --> 00:49:51,905 (RELL GRUNTING) 1089 00:49:52,406 --> 00:49:53,698 Crazy bitch! 1090 00:49:54,408 --> 00:49:55,575 (RACHEL SCREAMING) 1091 00:49:55,743 --> 00:49:58,328 HI-C: Bring your ass here, little Wendy! 1092 00:49:58,496 --> 00:50:00,413 - (SCREAMING CONTINUES) - (GUNSHOTS FIRING) 1093 00:50:00,581 --> 00:50:01,956 HI-C: Come on. Let's go! 1094 00:50:07,922 --> 00:50:10,757 (ALL SINGING ALONG TO SLOW POP MUSIC) 1095 00:50:24,980 --> 00:50:26,731 (MUFFLED SINGING) 1096 00:50:34,782 --> 00:50:35,823 Move! 1097 00:50:35,991 --> 00:50:37,450 Get in the back! 1098 00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:39,202 Move it! 1099 00:50:41,288 --> 00:50:42,705 Drive! 1100 00:50:42,873 --> 00:50:44,499 CLARENCE: I gotta start the car. 1101 00:50:44,667 --> 00:50:46,084 (BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY) 1102 00:50:46,252 --> 00:50:47,585 You good? 1103 00:50:50,923 --> 00:50:52,382 HI-C: Come on. Drive! 1104 00:50:53,509 --> 00:50:55,176 I said drive, motherfucker! 1105 00:50:55,344 --> 00:50:56,386 CLARENCE: I'm going, I'm going. 1106 00:50:56,554 --> 00:50:57,887 - Seat belts and shit! - Come on, y'all. 1107 00:50:58,055 --> 00:50:59,055 (ALL VOCALIZING) 1108 00:50:59,223 --> 00:51:01,307 HI-C: What the fuck is y'all singing? 1109 00:51:01,475 --> 00:51:02,684 ALL: George Michael. 1110 00:51:03,394 --> 00:51:05,895 HI-C: Shit, don't break the goddamn van. 1111 00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:08,147 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 1112 00:51:11,485 --> 00:51:14,904 BUD: Oh, Stitches! STITCHES: No, no. (LAUGHS) 1113 00:51:15,072 --> 00:51:16,698 BUD: You ain't gonna hit nobody. 1114 00:51:16,865 --> 00:51:17,865 Oh, there it goes! 1115 00:51:18,033 --> 00:51:19,242 We still got this party shit 1116 00:51:19,410 --> 00:51:20,660 - goin' on later or what? - HI-C: Yeah. 1117 00:51:20,828 --> 00:51:21,828 CLARENCE: We're going downstairs in a second. 1118 00:51:21,996 --> 00:51:23,037 Don't even worry about that. 1119 00:51:23,664 --> 00:51:25,039 About time you passed that shit, eh? 1120 00:51:25,207 --> 00:51:26,332 Here's the thing, man. I was, like- 1121 00:51:26,542 --> 00:51:29,210 - (CLEARS THROAT) - Just say some... Yeah, dawg? 1122 00:51:29,670 --> 00:51:32,630 Shark Tank, can I catch your ear for a second? 1123 00:51:32,798 --> 00:51:34,173 All right, dawg! 1124 00:51:34,341 --> 00:51:36,134 To be continued, y'all. 1125 00:51:36,302 --> 00:51:37,677 All right. 1126 00:51:37,845 --> 00:51:39,679 - I'll be right back. - BUD: Okay, Stitches. 1127 00:51:40,014 --> 00:51:41,723 - (FIRES) - Nah! 1128 00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:43,641 CLARENCE: I gotta tell you, man, 1129 00:51:43,809 --> 00:51:46,853 I'm having an amazing time, and these are not bad people. 1130 00:51:47,021 --> 00:51:49,188 Clarence, Clarence, they're bad people. 1131 00:51:49,356 --> 00:51:50,481 - No, no- - They're very, very bad. 1132 00:51:50,649 --> 00:51:51,983 Okay. They're drug dealers, and I get all of that- 1133 00:51:52,151 --> 00:51:53,484 Listen to me. Listen to me. 1134 00:51:53,652 --> 00:51:55,069 - In the mansion, earlier- - Yeah, yeah. 1135 00:51:55,237 --> 00:51:56,696 TRUNK: Hey! Shark! 1136 00:51:56,864 --> 00:51:58,698 Shark Tank! Come here! 1137 00:51:58,866 --> 00:52:00,575 Shut the fuck up, nigga. (LAUGHS) 1138 00:52:01,035 --> 00:52:02,660 Dumb motherfucker. 1139 00:52:03,203 --> 00:52:04,537 Okay. We'll just have a couple more drinks, 1140 00:52:04,705 --> 00:52:05,955 and then we'll just go see where Cheddar's at, right? 1141 00:52:06,123 --> 00:52:07,206 (SLOWLY EXHALING) 1142 00:52:07,374 --> 00:52:09,000 I never get to go out. I never go out. 1143 00:52:09,168 --> 00:52:10,668 I am doing something that Hannah asked. 1144 00:52:10,836 --> 00:52:12,045 This is for my marriage. 1145 00:52:12,212 --> 00:52:13,963 These drinks are for my marriage. 1146 00:52:14,506 --> 00:52:15,715 Thank you. Thank you so much. 1147 00:52:15,883 --> 00:52:18,217 I cannot tell you how much I appreciate that. All right. 1148 00:52:18,385 --> 00:52:19,385 BUD: Shark, you better hurry up! 1149 00:52:19,553 --> 00:52:20,553 CLARENCE: Listen up, niggas. 1150 00:52:20,721 --> 00:52:23,097 BUD: We about to be out this motherfucker. 1151 00:52:23,474 --> 00:52:24,724 - Oh! - You good? 1152 00:52:24,892 --> 00:52:26,059 (LAUGHS) 1153 00:52:27,394 --> 00:52:28,895 (FORCED LAUGHTER) 1154 00:52:29,730 --> 00:52:31,648 You got me on that one. 1155 00:52:31,815 --> 00:52:33,191 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1156 00:52:34,151 --> 00:52:35,568 You good, though? 1157 00:52:36,904 --> 00:52:38,529 Yeah, I'm good. 1158 00:52:40,699 --> 00:52:42,241 You good? 1159 00:52:42,493 --> 00:52:44,243 Yeah. I'm good. 1160 00:52:48,582 --> 00:52:50,917 Shit got crazy back there, huh? 1161 00:52:52,294 --> 00:52:54,462 You ain't never seen nobody get killed before? 1162 00:52:54,713 --> 00:52:56,756 (SCOFFS) Me? 1163 00:52:56,924 --> 00:52:59,384 Yeah, I've seen people get killed before, 1164 00:52:59,551 --> 00:53:00,760 by me. 1165 00:53:02,596 --> 00:53:05,932 I was just trying to say that, usually in Allentown, 1166 00:53:06,100 --> 00:53:08,935 we handle our business a little bit more professionally. 1167 00:53:09,436 --> 00:53:11,604 Mmm-hmm. Okay. 1168 00:53:16,777 --> 00:53:17,944 You, uh... 1169 00:53:18,570 --> 00:53:20,488 You ever think about gettin' out the game? 1170 00:53:21,365 --> 00:53:22,407 No. 1171 00:53:24,201 --> 00:53:25,785 That's a shame. 1172 00:53:26,578 --> 00:53:30,873 I would imagine that it's a tough job for a woman to be here. 1173 00:53:32,418 --> 00:53:34,877 Not that you can't, 1174 00:53:35,045 --> 00:53:37,463 because a woman can do anything a man can do, but... 1175 00:53:37,631 --> 00:53:38,840 (SNIFFLES) Yeah. 1176 00:53:39,591 --> 00:53:40,758 You think if I get out the game, 1177 00:53:40,926 --> 00:53:43,344 niggas gonna stop thinkin' they own bitches? 1178 00:53:45,139 --> 00:53:46,806 Well, I'm not like that. 1179 00:53:48,475 --> 00:53:49,642 You're not? 1180 00:53:49,810 --> 00:53:50,977 Nah. 1181 00:53:53,313 --> 00:53:55,565 I bet you, out there somewhere 1182 00:53:55,941 --> 00:53:59,402 there's a non-gangster motherfucker 1183 00:54:00,487 --> 00:54:02,488 that'd be real lucky to have you. 1184 00:54:03,532 --> 00:54:04,824 I mean... 1185 00:54:06,827 --> 00:54:08,661 You look kind of like 1186 00:54:10,164 --> 00:54:12,165 the female lion in The Lion King. 1187 00:54:12,332 --> 00:54:13,374 Nala. 1188 00:54:13,542 --> 00:54:14,584 That's crazy that you say that, 1189 00:54:14,752 --> 00:54:16,169 because it's, like, my favorite cartoon. 1190 00:54:16,336 --> 00:54:18,337 - Really? - Yeah, and I'm a Leo. 1191 00:54:18,505 --> 00:54:19,630 That's crazy how you knew that. 1192 00:54:19,798 --> 00:54:21,466 You must be psychic or somethin'. 1193 00:54:21,633 --> 00:54:23,551 - Wow. - (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1194 00:54:28,390 --> 00:54:30,892 You don't want to get mixed up with a dude like me. 1195 00:54:31,059 --> 00:54:32,727 I'm a wanderer. 1196 00:54:32,895 --> 00:54:33,978 Oh, you gay. 1197 00:54:34,146 --> 00:54:35,688 - No. - Yeah. 1198 00:54:35,856 --> 00:54:37,565 Why you think I'm gay, though? 1199 00:54:37,733 --> 00:54:39,192 I'm just messing with you, man. 1200 00:54:39,359 --> 00:54:40,860 I know you not gay. 1201 00:54:41,653 --> 00:54:43,196 How do you know? 1202 00:54:43,363 --> 00:54:45,239 I could tell you like girls. 1203 00:54:46,825 --> 00:54:47,992 Good. 1204 00:54:49,203 --> 00:54:51,537 I wanna thank you for earlier. 1205 00:54:52,289 --> 00:54:53,372 Really? 1206 00:54:54,666 --> 00:54:56,584 Like, for what? 1207 00:54:56,752 --> 00:54:58,169 For helping me kill those people. 1208 00:54:58,337 --> 00:54:59,504 Yeah. Well, I... 1209 00:54:59,671 --> 00:55:02,215 No. No. I... (CLEARS THROAT) 1210 00:55:02,382 --> 00:55:03,758 I ain't help you kill them people. 1211 00:55:03,926 --> 00:55:05,510 You did that on your own. 1212 00:55:05,677 --> 00:55:07,428 It's kind of like we killed them together. 1213 00:55:07,596 --> 00:55:12,892 Nah, I think it's more like you murdered them on your own. 1214 00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:16,604 Mmm. But I couldn't have done it without you. 1215 00:55:17,397 --> 00:55:21,442 Agree to disagree with that one. 1216 00:55:21,610 --> 00:55:23,528 We killed them together. 1217 00:55:24,530 --> 00:55:26,447 Well, legally speaking, 1218 00:55:27,533 --> 00:55:29,116 I did not help you. 1219 00:55:31,078 --> 00:55:32,245 Mmm... 1220 00:55:33,580 --> 00:55:34,747 You all right? 1221 00:55:34,915 --> 00:55:35,915 I didn't... 1222 00:55:36,583 --> 00:55:37,750 You was kind of close. 1223 00:55:37,918 --> 00:55:39,043 Yeah. 1224 00:55:40,003 --> 00:55:41,128 Got my trick knee. 1225 00:55:41,296 --> 00:55:42,797 Why don't we go ahead and finish this downstairs? 1226 00:55:42,965 --> 00:55:44,841 Mmm-hmm. You wanna... I go first. 1227 00:55:45,008 --> 00:55:46,050 Yeah. Go on. 1228 00:55:46,552 --> 00:55:48,219 Come on, y'all. Let's go to this party, man. 1229 00:55:48,387 --> 00:55:49,720 BUD: Hell, yeah. RELL: You heard her, y'all. 1230 00:55:49,888 --> 00:55:51,931 BUD: Niggas is in here caking and shit. 1231 00:55:52,683 --> 00:55:54,517 (FUTURE SONG "HONEST" PLAYING) 1232 00:56:34,391 --> 00:56:36,475 Allentown! 1233 00:56:36,643 --> 00:56:37,894 (ALL CHEERING) 1234 00:56:38,145 --> 00:56:39,645 Whoo! 1235 00:56:43,483 --> 00:56:46,110 Excuse me. Can I come through here for a second? 1236 00:56:46,278 --> 00:56:47,820 Excuse me! 1237 00:56:49,990 --> 00:56:51,198 - Hey! - Hey, hey! 1238 00:56:51,783 --> 00:56:53,492 We said one drink! 1239 00:56:53,660 --> 00:56:55,661 Hey, but we're turning it out, man! 1240 00:56:55,829 --> 00:56:58,039 It's not "turn out," it's "turn up"! 1241 00:56:58,206 --> 00:56:59,957 And it's time to turn down, man! 1242 00:57:00,125 --> 00:57:01,500 Oh, hey, hey, hey! 1243 00:57:01,668 --> 00:57:03,878 Okay. I see what's going on. 1244 00:57:04,046 --> 00:57:06,213 You're just mad because they like Shark Tank 1245 00:57:06,381 --> 00:57:07,715 more than they like Techtonic! 1246 00:57:07,883 --> 00:57:09,175 What? No, no! 1247 00:57:09,343 --> 00:57:11,302 I'm sorry. I just have a lot of personality. 1248 00:57:11,470 --> 00:57:12,803 I don't know what to tell you, brother. 1249 00:57:12,971 --> 00:57:14,805 - What? - What? 1250 00:57:14,973 --> 00:57:17,224 First of all, I don't care 1251 00:57:17,392 --> 00:57:19,393 if they like Shark Tank more than Techtonic. 1252 00:57:19,561 --> 00:57:21,020 They're murderers! 1253 00:57:21,688 --> 00:57:22,688 All right. 1254 00:57:22,856 --> 00:57:24,148 Second of all, no, they don't! 1255 00:57:24,316 --> 00:57:25,566 STITCHES: Yo, Tank! 1256 00:57:26,526 --> 00:57:27,735 What up? 1257 00:57:27,903 --> 00:57:29,195 BOTH: Nah! 1258 00:57:29,363 --> 00:57:30,863 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1259 00:57:31,782 --> 00:57:32,823 Yo, nigga, you aight? 1260 00:57:32,991 --> 00:57:35,034 Word to Big Bird I'm aight, dawg. Blam! 1261 00:57:35,202 --> 00:57:36,202 STITCHES: Aight, man. 1262 00:57:36,370 --> 00:57:37,870 Hey, Stitches, man. 1263 00:57:38,038 --> 00:57:40,706 Let me show you how we smoke weed in Allentown. 1264 00:57:47,422 --> 00:57:48,923 Aight. 1265 00:57:49,091 --> 00:57:51,592 That's my boy, right there. He know how to do it right. 1266 00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:53,719 - Yo, Shark Tank! - Yeah, dawg? 1267 00:57:53,887 --> 00:57:56,097 Your turn, my nigga! 1268 00:57:57,391 --> 00:57:58,891 Well, you know, 1269 00:57:59,059 --> 00:58:01,727 I'm more one of them pipe-smokin' niggas, you know. 1270 00:58:01,895 --> 00:58:03,062 You say a pipe? 1271 00:58:03,230 --> 00:58:04,230 - Thank God. - Yeah. 1272 00:58:04,398 --> 00:58:06,899 Thank you so much, sir. Thank you. Yeah. 1273 00:58:07,067 --> 00:58:08,109 Here we go. 1274 00:58:11,238 --> 00:58:12,238 Yeah. 1275 00:58:12,406 --> 00:58:14,240 Gonna heat it up. Heat it on up. 1276 00:58:14,908 --> 00:58:17,243 Ooh. It's gonna be delicious. 1277 00:58:19,621 --> 00:58:21,414 STITCHES: Yeah. 1278 00:58:21,581 --> 00:58:25,209 Yo, I almost forgot. (EXCLAIMS) 1279 00:58:25,460 --> 00:58:26,836 Just got this done out back. 1280 00:58:27,045 --> 00:58:28,879 BOTH: Oh... 1281 00:58:29,548 --> 00:58:30,715 - Shit! - Shit! 1282 00:58:30,882 --> 00:58:33,592 That's actually the best tattoo I've ever seen in my life! 1283 00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:34,844 CLARENCE: Me, too, man. Me, too. 1284 00:58:35,012 --> 00:58:36,303 You want some, dawg? 1285 00:58:36,638 --> 00:58:39,598 Nah. I don't fuck with that Holy Shit. 1286 00:58:39,766 --> 00:58:40,850 MAN 1: Yo, you all right? 1287 00:58:41,184 --> 00:58:42,393 (MAN 2 GURGLING) 1288 00:58:42,769 --> 00:58:44,270 MAN 3: Hey, man. WOMAN: Help him! 1289 00:58:45,230 --> 00:58:47,648 - Holy shit! - Holy shit! 1290 00:58:47,816 --> 00:58:49,275 Holy shit. 1291 00:58:49,443 --> 00:58:51,444 (EXCLAIMING) Shit! 1292 00:58:51,611 --> 00:58:52,737 Holy shit! 1293 00:58:52,904 --> 00:58:54,321 All right. You doin' all right, right? 1294 00:58:55,323 --> 00:58:56,824 Holy shit. 1295 00:58:56,992 --> 00:58:59,326 I think maybe we should go, like, lay down somewhere. 1296 00:59:04,958 --> 00:59:07,418 STITCHES: (DISTORTED) Yo, nigga, you floatin'! 1297 00:59:30,067 --> 00:59:31,400 (CHUCKLES) 1298 00:59:32,319 --> 00:59:33,861 CLARENCE: Am I in Heaven? 1299 00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:41,952 (ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING) 1300 00:59:55,008 --> 00:59:56,801 You're George Michael. 1301 00:59:57,385 --> 00:59:59,637 You're George Michael, man. 1302 00:59:59,805 --> 01:00:00,971 (GEORGE MICHAEL SONG "FAITH" PLAYING) 1303 01:00:01,139 --> 01:00:04,016 No. That's my favorite fucking song. 1304 01:00:12,859 --> 01:00:14,276 That's it. I like when you do that... 1305 01:00:14,444 --> 01:00:16,403 That thing. That leg thing. That's my jam. 1306 01:00:17,697 --> 01:00:19,031 (MOUTHING) 1307 01:00:21,535 --> 01:00:23,702 Oh, no, I can't. There's no way I can spin. 1308 01:00:23,870 --> 01:00:25,412 No, I can't do it. 1309 01:00:25,580 --> 01:00:27,081 What? Oh... There it is. (LAUGHS) 1310 01:00:29,876 --> 01:00:31,252 Oh, it's so good. 1311 01:00:36,758 --> 01:00:38,342 (ECHOING) George. 1312 01:00:38,510 --> 01:00:40,010 I have faith. 1313 01:00:43,181 --> 01:00:44,557 Hello? 1314 01:00:46,393 --> 01:00:47,560 (GASPS) 1315 01:00:49,604 --> 01:00:50,688 Oh. 1316 01:00:50,856 --> 01:00:53,065 Hello, Clarence. It's me, 1317 01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:54,567 Keanu. 1318 01:00:54,734 --> 01:00:55,734 Meow. 1319 01:00:55,902 --> 01:00:57,111 Wait. 1320 01:00:58,196 --> 01:00:59,238 Are you... 1321 01:01:00,031 --> 01:01:02,533 - Keanu Reeves? - (LAUGHS) 1322 01:01:02,909 --> 01:01:03,951 KEANU: Yeah. 1323 01:01:04,119 --> 01:01:06,245 I'm your spirit teacher. 1324 01:01:06,413 --> 01:01:08,998 People can't be excellent to you 1325 01:01:09,166 --> 01:01:12,543 unless you're being excellent to yourself. 1326 01:01:12,961 --> 01:01:14,461 I don't understand. What does that mean? 1327 01:01:14,629 --> 01:01:15,713 KEANU: Clarence, 1328 01:01:15,881 --> 01:01:17,882 it's time to wake up. 1329 01:01:18,049 --> 01:01:22,845 Where you go from there is a choice I leave to you. 1330 01:01:23,263 --> 01:01:25,431 Oh. Right. 1331 01:01:25,599 --> 01:01:27,141 The Matrix. 1332 01:01:27,309 --> 01:01:29,852 Dude, all you need to remember is... 1333 01:01:30,061 --> 01:01:31,896 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 1334 01:01:32,939 --> 01:01:35,065 (GASPING) Oh... 1335 01:01:35,901 --> 01:01:37,193 I get it. 1336 01:01:42,365 --> 01:01:44,575 (CELL PHONE CONTINUES RINGING) 1337 01:01:54,628 --> 01:01:56,212 STRIPPER: (CHUCKLES) Oh, let me get a picture... 1338 01:01:57,756 --> 01:01:58,964 Hannah! 1339 01:01:59,132 --> 01:02:00,174 Hi! 1340 01:02:00,550 --> 01:02:01,800 CLARENCE ON PHONE: Hannah! Baby. 1341 01:02:01,968 --> 01:02:02,968 Hi, baby. 1342 01:02:03,136 --> 01:02:05,012 Oh, I miss you so much, baby. 1343 01:02:05,180 --> 01:02:06,347 How are you? 1344 01:02:06,765 --> 01:02:08,015 Not good. 1345 01:02:08,183 --> 01:02:09,433 Wait, where are you? 1346 01:02:09,976 --> 01:02:12,102 Oh, God. Oh... Huh? 1347 01:02:12,270 --> 01:02:14,063 What? No. I'm just out with Rell. 1348 01:02:14,231 --> 01:02:15,314 I'm doing me! 1349 01:02:15,482 --> 01:02:17,650 - Are you at a club? - CLARENCE: Yeah. 1350 01:02:17,817 --> 01:02:20,527 In fact, it's of the strip club variety, 1351 01:02:20,695 --> 01:02:22,404 and I've never done that, 1352 01:02:22,572 --> 01:02:25,658 and I'm just having some really rugged fun, you know? 1353 01:02:25,825 --> 01:02:29,036 So, you're at a strip club having rugged fun. 1354 01:02:29,204 --> 01:02:30,996 Yeah. No, it's not like that. 1355 01:02:31,164 --> 01:02:33,791 It's not about the degrading of women or anything. 1356 01:02:33,959 --> 01:02:35,668 I'm here for a very specific reason. 1357 01:02:35,835 --> 01:02:38,087 And... No, that didn't sound right. 1358 01:02:38,255 --> 01:02:39,296 I'm sorry. 1359 01:02:40,006 --> 01:02:41,006 It's complicated. 1360 01:02:41,174 --> 01:02:42,174 I'll explain it to you tomorrow. 1361 01:02:42,342 --> 01:02:43,717 But it's all good. It's nothing bad. 1362 01:02:43,885 --> 01:02:45,678 Okay. Okay. Whatever. 1363 01:02:45,845 --> 01:02:46,845 But, baby... 1364 01:02:47,013 --> 01:02:49,056 This is what you said you wanted, right? 1365 01:02:49,224 --> 01:02:50,683 You said to have fun. 1366 01:02:50,850 --> 01:02:52,226 HANNAH: Whatever, Clarence. Whatever. 1367 01:02:52,394 --> 01:02:55,312 I just didn't think that being in a strip club was your thing. 1368 01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:57,982 Yeah, well, you know... Shit. I mean... 1369 01:02:58,149 --> 01:03:00,192 What'd you think my idea of fun was, right? 1370 01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:02,569 It ain't like my fuckin' lifestyle is some secret. 1371 01:03:02,737 --> 01:03:04,697 Why are you talking to me like that? 1372 01:03:04,864 --> 01:03:06,573 - MAN: See about it, then. - What? 1373 01:03:06,741 --> 01:03:08,367 I said, why are you talking to me like that? 1374 01:03:08,535 --> 01:03:10,703 I've never heard you talk to me like that before. 1375 01:03:10,870 --> 01:03:13,080 I mean... I talk like that sometimes. 1376 01:03:13,248 --> 01:03:15,082 Yeah. All right. Okay. 1377 01:03:15,250 --> 01:03:16,667 Wait, what's wrong? 1378 01:03:16,835 --> 01:03:18,419 This is what you asked for, right? 1379 01:03:18,586 --> 01:03:21,046 Fine. I'm fine. Everything's fine. 1380 01:03:21,214 --> 01:03:22,214 I didn't want to ruin your weekend. 1381 01:03:22,382 --> 01:03:23,382 I just want you to know 1382 01:03:23,550 --> 01:03:25,676 that Spencer's been a little inappropriate, 1383 01:03:25,844 --> 01:03:28,679 and I'm coming home tomorrow morning instead of tomorrow night. 1384 01:03:29,222 --> 01:03:30,931 Inappropriate? 1385 01:03:32,809 --> 01:03:34,601 Spencer was inappropriate how? 1386 01:03:34,769 --> 01:03:36,562 HANNAH: Let'sjust say he made me uncomfortable. 1387 01:03:36,730 --> 01:03:38,564 I can't get into it right now. 1388 01:03:38,732 --> 01:03:40,232 Baby, I gotta go. 1389 01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:42,568 You better behave yourself, too. Bye. 1390 01:03:42,736 --> 01:03:43,902 No, Hannah, please don't hang up the phone. 1391 01:03:44,070 --> 01:03:45,612 Can you just explain to me what's going on right now? 1392 01:03:45,780 --> 01:03:47,281 - Hannah! - (DOOR OPENS) 1393 01:03:47,449 --> 01:03:48,741 Hannah! 1394 01:03:48,908 --> 01:03:50,576 TRUNK: Yo, this party is crazy! 1395 01:03:51,786 --> 01:03:52,786 Oh. 1396 01:03:53,747 --> 01:03:55,331 Hey. (SNIFFLES) 1397 01:03:56,708 --> 01:03:57,791 You aight? 1398 01:03:58,585 --> 01:04:00,044 Yeah, nigga. Yeah. 1399 01:04:00,211 --> 01:04:02,254 You know, just side bitch. 1400 01:04:02,797 --> 01:04:03,922 Word, uh... 1401 01:04:04,299 --> 01:04:07,092 Well, Cheddar wants to holla at you. 1402 01:04:07,260 --> 01:04:08,510 Cool, yeah. 1403 01:04:09,596 --> 01:04:11,764 I'll let him know you're coming. 1404 01:04:16,770 --> 01:04:18,103 CHEDDAR: So, uh... 1405 01:04:18,772 --> 01:04:21,774 Hi-C tells me y'all some bad motherfuckers. 1406 01:04:21,941 --> 01:04:24,568 Even taught my goons some new tricks. 1407 01:04:25,779 --> 01:04:29,323 Yeah, we taught them how we do things in Allentown. 1408 01:04:29,783 --> 01:04:31,200 CHEDDAR: Yeah, well, um... 1409 01:04:31,368 --> 01:04:34,203 I got a big exchange tomorrow. I need you. 1410 01:04:34,537 --> 01:04:36,955 Help keep shit 100. You know what I'm saying? 1411 01:04:37,123 --> 01:04:38,665 After that, 1412 01:04:39,209 --> 01:04:41,794 - New Jack here is yours. - RELL: Um... 1413 01:04:42,837 --> 01:04:46,465 I think we'd prefer to stick to the original arrangement. 1414 01:04:46,633 --> 01:04:47,966 You know what I'm saying? 1415 01:04:49,094 --> 01:04:50,469 Okay, I see. 1416 01:04:51,471 --> 01:04:52,930 Driving up the price. 1417 01:04:53,473 --> 01:04:55,641 Okay, 10 G's plus New Jack. 1418 01:04:56,768 --> 01:04:57,893 Nah. 1419 01:04:58,269 --> 01:04:59,436 Cheddar. 1420 01:04:59,813 --> 01:05:01,188 We just want the cat. 1421 01:05:01,773 --> 01:05:04,691 Shark Tank and I, we getting a little sleepy. 1422 01:05:05,443 --> 01:05:06,443 Sleepy? 1423 01:05:06,611 --> 01:05:09,488 Hell, yeah, nigga, we sleepy. 1424 01:05:10,490 --> 01:05:12,533 And when them Allentown niggas get tired, 1425 01:05:12,700 --> 01:05:14,284 we gotta catch some Z's, 1426 01:05:14,452 --> 01:05:17,204 or else Allentown niggas get cranky. 1427 01:05:19,207 --> 01:05:20,249 20. 1428 01:05:21,709 --> 01:05:23,168 Straight up. 1429 01:05:23,336 --> 01:05:26,422 Now, I know y'all ain't gonna turn down 20 G's. 1430 01:05:27,006 --> 01:05:28,048 I mean, shit. 1431 01:05:28,216 --> 01:05:31,218 That's a lot of money even by Allentown standards, right? 1432 01:05:31,886 --> 01:05:32,886 Well- 1433 01:05:33,054 --> 01:05:35,639 Let me tell you about Allentown standards. 1434 01:05:37,559 --> 01:05:39,977 By Allentown standards, 1435 01:05:40,145 --> 01:05:41,728 when a nigga make a deal, 1436 01:05:43,022 --> 01:05:45,399 a nigga make a goddamn deal. 1437 01:05:45,900 --> 01:05:46,942 Ooh... Shark- 1438 01:05:47,110 --> 01:05:49,570 And didn't nobody say nothing 1439 01:05:49,737 --> 01:05:52,531 about no exchange tomorrow. 1440 01:05:53,408 --> 01:05:56,285 So, let me tell you how it's gonna go down. 1441 01:05:57,245 --> 01:06:00,080 You gonna give us our goddamn cat, 1442 01:06:00,248 --> 01:06:04,084 and we gonna be on our goddamn way, Spencer! 1443 01:06:04,252 --> 01:06:05,502 Uh, Cheddar. 1444 01:06:09,424 --> 01:06:11,758 Take pimpin' upstairs to the office for me. 1445 01:06:11,926 --> 01:06:14,761 - Give him some of that catnip he like. - Mmm-hmm. 1446 01:06:18,850 --> 01:06:20,058 You know, um, 1447 01:06:21,686 --> 01:06:23,312 maybe, just maybe, 1448 01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:25,772 just take a little time to think about my offer. 1449 01:06:25,940 --> 01:06:27,858 We don't need time. We need- 1450 01:06:28,026 --> 01:06:29,067 Time is good. 1451 01:06:29,235 --> 01:06:31,236 We need some time. You need some time. 1452 01:06:31,404 --> 01:06:33,197 We'll take some. You take some. 1453 01:06:33,364 --> 01:06:36,408 You do it here. We'll do it over here. 1454 01:06:38,620 --> 01:06:40,412 - What are you doing? - What am I doing? 1455 01:06:40,580 --> 01:06:41,914 This motherfucker trying to side wind us. 1456 01:06:42,081 --> 01:06:43,248 What the fuck are you doing, Tech? 1457 01:06:43,416 --> 01:06:45,751 I'm not Tech. I'm not Tech. I'm Rell. Clarence. 1458 01:06:45,919 --> 01:06:47,586 Well, I was staying in character. 1459 01:06:47,754 --> 01:06:50,547 What are you, Daniel Day-Lewis all of a sudden? Come on, man! 1460 01:06:50,715 --> 01:06:52,591 Look, I spoke to Hannah on the phone, 1461 01:06:52,759 --> 01:06:55,302 - and she said that Spencer did something. - What? 1462 01:06:55,470 --> 01:06:56,929 She wouldn't tell me, man. She hung up! 1463 01:06:57,096 --> 01:06:58,096 Okay... 1464 01:06:58,264 --> 01:07:00,974 It can't be that bad if she didn't say. 1465 01:07:02,435 --> 01:07:05,479 You almost got us killed, man, okay? 1466 01:07:05,647 --> 01:07:07,272 Look, Keanu needs you. 1467 01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:09,816 I need you. I need you. 1468 01:07:11,819 --> 01:07:12,945 - Okay? - Yeah. 1469 01:07:13,112 --> 01:07:14,279 Okay. Then come on. 1470 01:07:14,447 --> 01:07:15,614 Okay. I'm good. I'm good. 1471 01:07:15,782 --> 01:07:17,783 All right. Let's get Keanu. Let's get out of here. 1472 01:07:17,951 --> 01:07:18,992 CLARENCE: Yes. 1473 01:07:29,671 --> 01:07:31,672 Watch the door. Keanu! 1474 01:07:32,131 --> 01:07:33,340 Keanu! 1475 01:07:37,929 --> 01:07:39,638 I said I was gonna take care of you. 1476 01:07:40,181 --> 01:07:41,974 - (CRYING) And I failed. - (MEOWS) 1477 01:07:42,850 --> 01:07:44,560 But I'm here now. 1478 01:07:45,812 --> 01:07:46,979 Get that off you. 1479 01:07:47,146 --> 01:07:48,814 I'm here for you, buddy. 1480 01:07:48,982 --> 01:07:50,399 I love you. 1481 01:07:53,903 --> 01:07:55,070 Okay. 1482 01:07:55,405 --> 01:07:57,072 All right, go, go, go. Just walk. 1483 01:07:57,240 --> 01:07:58,782 I see. I get it now, 1484 01:07:58,950 --> 01:08:00,158 because when I stand up for myself, 1485 01:08:00,326 --> 01:08:01,660 that means I'm standing up for Hannah and Belle, 1486 01:08:01,828 --> 01:08:02,869 and when I don't stand up for myself, 1487 01:08:03,037 --> 01:08:04,079 I'm not standing up for them. 1488 01:08:04,247 --> 01:08:06,999 Clarence, you can keep on talking, but just know, I think we just won. 1489 01:08:07,500 --> 01:08:08,500 Oh. 1490 01:08:08,668 --> 01:08:10,168 Oh, my gosh, you're right. 1491 01:08:10,336 --> 01:08:11,712 Gosh, that was so weird, wasn't it? 1492 01:08:11,879 --> 01:08:13,338 I mean, we just walked right out of there. 1493 01:08:13,506 --> 01:08:15,090 (MUFFLED SHOUTING) 1494 01:08:27,186 --> 01:08:28,437 Biscuits. 1495 01:08:32,942 --> 01:08:34,026 CLARENCE: Hey, buddy. 1496 01:08:34,193 --> 01:08:35,277 Hey. 1497 01:08:42,535 --> 01:08:45,370 Oh... Fuck me. 1498 01:08:45,538 --> 01:08:46,580 What? 1499 01:08:46,873 --> 01:08:48,415 CLARENCE: Oh, you know what? 1500 01:08:48,583 --> 01:08:50,000 Guess you don't know who you messing with 1501 01:08:50,168 --> 01:08:52,628 because you being crazy disrespectful right now. 1502 01:08:52,795 --> 01:08:55,964 Hey! If you fucking touch one hair on my cat's head, 1503 01:08:56,132 --> 01:08:57,174 I will kill you! 1504 01:08:57,800 --> 01:09:00,385 - (SCREAMS) Help! - Never mind. 1505 01:09:00,553 --> 01:09:01,762 (BOTH SHOUTING) 1506 01:09:01,929 --> 01:09:03,221 RELL: Okay, yes, yes. 1507 01:09:03,973 --> 01:09:05,390 Putting them down. Putting the guns down. 1508 01:09:05,558 --> 01:09:06,892 Yes, that's good. Yes, thank you, thank you! 1509 01:09:07,060 --> 01:09:08,060 - Hey. - Thank you. 1510 01:09:09,896 --> 01:09:11,563 - They like Keanu. - That's good. 1511 01:09:11,731 --> 01:09:13,899 CLARENCE: We do, too. We like Keanu as well. 1512 01:09:14,067 --> 01:09:15,734 Everybody here seems to like Keanu, 1513 01:09:15,902 --> 01:09:18,236 so we can agree on that, right, guys? 1514 01:09:18,404 --> 01:09:20,155 Hey, we're fun dudes. We're friends! 1515 01:09:20,323 --> 01:09:22,574 CLARENCE: Please! What do you want from us? 1516 01:09:22,742 --> 01:09:24,618 - Oh, God! - Oh, fuck. 1517 01:09:24,786 --> 01:09:26,244 Oh, my God. Are those tiny penises? 1518 01:09:26,412 --> 01:09:27,454 RELL: No! 1519 01:09:27,622 --> 01:09:30,165 Please, Lord, let those be fingers. 1520 01:09:30,333 --> 01:09:31,958 They're fucking fingers, man. They're fucking fingers. 1521 01:09:32,126 --> 01:09:33,418 CLARENCE: (EXCLAIMING) Oh, my God! 1522 01:09:33,586 --> 01:09:35,587 (SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 1523 01:09:37,256 --> 01:09:38,840 Hey! Listen, if you let us go, 1524 01:09:39,008 --> 01:09:40,258 I might be able to get you visitor passes 1525 01:09:40,426 --> 01:09:42,678 to a meeting of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee 1526 01:09:42,845 --> 01:09:43,970 if they're not in a closed session! 1527 01:09:44,138 --> 01:09:45,138 Oh, my gosh! 1528 01:09:49,560 --> 01:09:50,602 That just worked. 1529 01:09:50,770 --> 01:09:53,271 I don't fucking know how that worked. 1530 01:09:53,439 --> 01:09:54,773 CLARENCE: I have a friend. I have a friend. 1531 01:09:54,941 --> 01:09:56,775 A friend of mine went to grade school with the speechwriter 1532 01:09:56,943 --> 01:09:58,985 for John Kerry, a former presidential candidate. 1533 01:09:59,153 --> 01:10:00,529 Oh, my God. I think this is working. 1534 01:10:00,697 --> 01:10:02,155 - No. - Why would this be working? 1535 01:10:02,323 --> 01:10:05,867 I think that they are going to murder us to death! 1536 01:10:06,035 --> 01:10:07,202 CLARENCE: (CRYING) Oh, my God! 1537 01:10:07,370 --> 01:10:09,371 Lord save me now, please! 1538 01:10:09,539 --> 01:10:10,956 (CRYING) Oh, fuck. 1539 01:10:12,125 --> 01:10:13,291 (MEOWING) 1540 01:10:14,836 --> 01:10:15,836 Keanu. 1541 01:10:18,881 --> 01:10:20,966 No! What is that one? 1542 01:10:22,051 --> 01:10:24,302 - Why are you doing this? - Buddy... 1543 01:10:24,470 --> 01:10:26,680 CLARENCE: Gentlemen, please, why can't we just talk about this? 1544 01:10:26,848 --> 01:10:27,973 Can't we just... 1545 01:10:28,141 --> 01:10:29,141 RELL: (WHISPERS) Okay, ready? 1546 01:10:29,308 --> 01:10:30,308 CLARENCE: Just take a deep breath... 1547 01:10:30,476 --> 01:10:31,476 Get that bitch! 1548 01:10:33,271 --> 01:10:34,521 Get that bitch! 1549 01:10:35,481 --> 01:10:37,524 Get that bitch. 1550 01:10:37,692 --> 01:10:39,234 Yeah, get that bitch! 1551 01:10:41,946 --> 01:10:43,530 Get that, bitch! 1552 01:10:45,324 --> 01:10:46,992 No, not the fucking knife. 1553 01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:48,201 Man. 1554 01:10:48,369 --> 01:10:49,536 I'm saying... 1555 01:10:49,704 --> 01:10:50,912 I don't know what I'm saying. 1556 01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:53,999 I don't know... Wait, wait, wait. I think we're gonna need more time. 1557 01:10:54,167 --> 01:10:55,250 Just give us a little bit more time. 1558 01:10:55,418 --> 01:10:57,669 Sir, I'm begging you, please. 1559 01:10:57,837 --> 01:10:59,588 Think about, dig in to yourselves, into your souls. 1560 01:10:59,756 --> 01:11:01,840 Why would you have to do something like this? 1561 01:11:02,008 --> 01:11:03,008 RELL: Please, no. 1562 01:11:03,176 --> 01:11:04,468 Oh, God. Oh, God. 1563 01:11:05,011 --> 01:11:06,219 Oh, my God. (CRYING) 1564 01:11:09,390 --> 01:11:11,016 (GRUNTING) I got you! 1565 01:11:11,184 --> 01:11:13,059 Yes! (LAUGHS) 1566 01:11:14,353 --> 01:11:15,687 Yes! Yes! Oh, God, yes! 1567 01:11:15,855 --> 01:11:17,522 Yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes, Rell. 1568 01:11:17,690 --> 01:11:19,024 - Back up! - Thank you, God, for this! 1569 01:11:19,192 --> 01:11:20,525 Back up! 1570 01:11:20,693 --> 01:11:22,486 Okay. Yes. We gotcha! 1571 01:11:22,653 --> 01:11:24,696 Fucking got you, motherfucker! 1572 01:11:24,864 --> 01:11:26,990 CLARENCE: Just don't move, all right? 1573 01:11:27,158 --> 01:11:29,409 We're gonna take our cat, and we're gonna be on our way! 1574 01:11:29,577 --> 01:11:30,994 - If you don't mind. - Keanu! 1575 01:11:31,162 --> 01:11:32,204 - Keanu! - Keanu! 1576 01:11:32,830 --> 01:11:33,914 CLARENCE: Keanu! 1577 01:11:34,540 --> 01:11:35,874 Keanu! 1578 01:11:36,042 --> 01:11:37,709 Drop the fucking... Hey, back up! 1579 01:11:37,877 --> 01:11:39,669 What are you doing? Stop moving forward! 1580 01:11:39,837 --> 01:11:40,879 RELL: Stop walking! 1581 01:11:41,047 --> 01:11:42,088 CLARENCE: Stop walking toward us! 1582 01:11:42,256 --> 01:11:43,381 Stay right there! 1583 01:11:43,549 --> 01:11:44,674 CLARENCE: Why are you walking toward us? 1584 01:11:44,842 --> 01:11:46,051 Why are you walking toward us? 1585 01:11:46,219 --> 01:11:47,761 Hey, knock it off! Knock it off! 1586 01:11:47,929 --> 01:11:50,263 We will fire these guns and shoot bullets into your body. 1587 01:11:50,431 --> 01:11:52,516 Count of three. We gotta fucking shoot them. 1588 01:11:52,683 --> 01:11:54,559 I can't shoot them! I will not kill somebody. 1589 01:11:54,727 --> 01:11:56,394 - Clarence, we gotta do it! - I cannot do it! 1590 01:11:56,562 --> 01:11:57,604 Okay, one... 1591 01:12:00,858 --> 01:12:02,234 (SCREAMS) 1592 01:12:03,069 --> 01:12:04,569 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1593 01:12:08,157 --> 01:12:09,241 I said the count of three. 1594 01:12:09,408 --> 01:12:10,534 I know. I'm sorry. 1595 01:12:10,701 --> 01:12:12,452 - I said the count of three. - I heard you say- 1596 01:12:12,620 --> 01:12:14,120 - Yeah. - I heard it. Oh, my God! 1597 01:12:14,288 --> 01:12:15,580 We've killed people! 1598 01:12:15,748 --> 01:12:16,998 Why "we"? 1599 01:12:17,166 --> 01:12:18,416 Why "we"? No, you did it! 1600 01:12:18,584 --> 01:12:20,043 - What, no! - I didn't shoot anybody. 1601 01:12:21,337 --> 01:12:22,462 (SHOUTING) 1602 01:12:29,971 --> 01:12:31,471 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1603 01:12:32,431 --> 01:12:33,723 Okay. 1604 01:12:34,100 --> 01:12:35,433 Okay, we just murdered those people. 1605 01:12:35,601 --> 01:12:36,768 - That's okay. All right. - Okay. 1606 01:12:36,936 --> 01:12:39,771 - We should go. We should go. - Ah... 1607 01:12:39,981 --> 01:12:41,314 Keanu! 1608 01:12:41,482 --> 01:12:42,816 Here, kitty, kitty! (CLICKING TONGUE) 1609 01:12:42,984 --> 01:12:44,192 Oh, God. 1610 01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:45,944 Uh... Kitty, kitty! 1611 01:12:46,779 --> 01:12:48,280 BOTH: Keanu! 1612 01:13:05,548 --> 01:13:07,674 Thought y'all motherfuckers was dead. 1613 01:13:08,467 --> 01:13:10,719 Didn't say goodbye or nothing. 1614 01:13:10,887 --> 01:13:12,721 Oh, and my cat, New Jack? 1615 01:13:12,889 --> 01:13:16,016 The one I would never give up to two niggas like y'all? 1616 01:13:16,183 --> 01:13:17,767 He was gone, too. 1617 01:13:17,935 --> 01:13:20,020 And now I see that you are, in fact, 1618 01:13:20,187 --> 01:13:22,814 holding that nigga New Jack as we speak. 1619 01:13:22,982 --> 01:13:24,232 Hi-C, 1620 01:13:24,650 --> 01:13:26,067 get my cat. 1621 01:13:27,737 --> 01:13:28,987 (KEANU MEOWS) 1622 01:13:30,990 --> 01:13:32,198 (BANGING) 1623 01:13:32,450 --> 01:13:33,992 HULKA: Hey, hey, you two! 1624 01:13:34,911 --> 01:13:35,911 What's that? 1625 01:13:36,078 --> 01:13:37,162 That? 1626 01:13:38,456 --> 01:13:39,998 That's just a nigga in the trunk, man. 1627 01:13:40,166 --> 01:13:41,583 What you think? (CHUCKLES) 1628 01:13:41,751 --> 01:13:43,376 CLARENCE: Because that's how we roll, motherfucker. 1629 01:13:43,544 --> 01:13:44,586 That's our car. 1630 01:13:44,754 --> 01:13:46,671 We be putting niggas in this trunk all the time. 1631 01:13:46,839 --> 01:13:49,007 This the last day this motherfucker's alive, man. 1632 01:13:49,175 --> 01:13:50,175 HULKA: Oh, shit! Don't kill me! 1633 01:13:50,343 --> 01:13:51,801 CLARENCE: Oh, shit. RELL: What? 1634 01:13:51,969 --> 01:13:53,011 Oh, Rell! 1635 01:13:53,179 --> 01:13:54,679 Rell's cousin! Fuck! 1636 01:13:54,847 --> 01:13:56,097 Make sure you got your keys. 1637 01:13:56,265 --> 01:13:57,474 Here's the deal, man. 1638 01:13:57,642 --> 01:13:59,684 This nigga right here? He stole your cat. 1639 01:13:59,852 --> 01:14:00,852 That's him. 1640 01:14:01,020 --> 01:14:02,646 We just got your cat back for you. 1641 01:14:02,813 --> 01:14:04,105 HULKA: That is a hurtful lie! 1642 01:14:04,273 --> 01:14:05,273 HI-C: Yo, Cheddar. 1643 01:14:05,441 --> 01:14:06,441 That's Hulka. 1644 01:14:06,609 --> 01:14:08,944 That's whose apartment that Trunk and Bud stole the cat from. 1645 01:14:09,111 --> 01:14:10,612 He probably tryin' to steal him back. 1646 01:14:10,780 --> 01:14:12,447 HULKA: Yo, it wasn't my place! It was their place! 1647 01:14:12,615 --> 01:14:13,740 RELL: There you go. CLARENCE: That's what happened. 1648 01:14:13,908 --> 01:14:15,700 - Your girl know what's up. - (CHEDDAR SHUSHING) 1649 01:14:15,868 --> 01:14:17,202 Give me the keys. Give me the keys. 1650 01:14:17,370 --> 01:14:18,995 You don't need to... 1651 01:14:19,622 --> 01:14:20,622 HULKA: Cheddar. Look, 1652 01:14:20,790 --> 01:14:21,790 I don't even know if you remember this. 1653 01:14:21,958 --> 01:14:24,042 I met you at the club once. Hulka. Hulka. 1654 01:14:24,210 --> 01:14:25,210 Look, come on, man- 1655 01:14:25,378 --> 01:14:26,378 Kill this motherfucker. 1656 01:14:26,545 --> 01:14:28,672 - What? No! Come on, man! - CLARENCE: Kill him? 1657 01:14:28,839 --> 01:14:31,174 Like, end his life so the motherfucker expires? 1658 01:14:31,342 --> 01:14:32,676 Take the soul out of his body? 1659 01:14:32,843 --> 01:14:34,469 But we can't do that, and I'll tell you why. 1660 01:14:34,637 --> 01:14:35,971 Because we don't have a gun. 1661 01:14:36,138 --> 01:14:37,472 - We ain't got no guns. - That's why. 1662 01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:38,723 This... 1663 01:14:41,310 --> 01:14:43,436 - Thank you. - Appreciate it. 1664 01:14:43,604 --> 01:14:45,063 - Thanks for the gun. - I really appreciate it. 1665 01:14:45,231 --> 01:14:47,232 You looking out, and that's why I respect you, Cheddar. 1666 01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:50,360 CLARENCE: That was efficient as fuck. Um... 1667 01:14:51,737 --> 01:14:53,405 Hey, you know what, Techtonic? 1668 01:14:53,572 --> 01:14:54,906 What's that? 1669 01:14:55,908 --> 01:14:57,367 Do the honors, dawg. 1670 01:14:59,370 --> 01:15:01,079 You one considerate motherfucker. 1671 01:15:01,247 --> 01:15:03,498 - I do what I can, dirt. - Just do it! 1672 01:15:04,250 --> 01:15:05,792 HULKA: (CRYING) No, no, please don't! 1673 01:15:05,960 --> 01:15:07,585 Don't kill me. Don't shoot me! I don't want to die. 1674 01:15:07,962 --> 01:15:09,879 Come on, I just want to build motorcycles, 1675 01:15:10,047 --> 01:15:12,382 and be a stunt man in my spare time, yo! 1676 01:15:12,550 --> 01:15:14,592 Oh, God, I didn't want this. 1677 01:15:14,844 --> 01:15:16,511 Rell, Rell. 1678 01:15:17,179 --> 01:15:18,263 Come on, bro. 1679 01:15:20,391 --> 01:15:21,683 Fucking do it. 1680 01:15:23,436 --> 01:15:24,477 Can't do it! 1681 01:15:27,440 --> 01:15:29,941 And you have many more guns than I do. 1682 01:15:30,109 --> 01:15:31,860 So, I give you this one. 1683 01:15:32,028 --> 01:15:33,528 Y'all ain't from fuckin' Allentown. 1684 01:15:33,696 --> 01:15:34,821 Fuckin' knew it. 1685 01:15:34,989 --> 01:15:36,406 In a sense, 1686 01:15:36,574 --> 01:15:38,742 aren't we all from Allentown? 1687 01:15:38,909 --> 01:15:42,454 George Michael is a real nigga, though, right? 1688 01:15:42,621 --> 01:15:44,622 He's not black. I lied about that. 1689 01:15:44,790 --> 01:15:45,999 He is not black, and I apologize. 1690 01:15:46,167 --> 01:15:47,167 Nah! 1691 01:15:47,334 --> 01:15:49,169 And he probably had a fuckin' father figure 1692 01:15:49,336 --> 01:15:50,712 the whole fuckin' time. 1693 01:15:52,173 --> 01:15:53,715 (STAMMERS) I can't speak to that. 1694 01:15:53,883 --> 01:15:54,924 I don't know the man personally. 1695 01:15:55,092 --> 01:15:56,593 Bitch, shut the fuck up! 1696 01:15:56,761 --> 01:15:57,886 You don't get to talk! 1697 01:15:58,637 --> 01:16:00,305 Y'all talk too damn much. 1698 01:16:00,681 --> 01:16:03,475 - I don't talk that much. - What? 1699 01:16:04,143 --> 01:16:05,435 Take this nigga out. 1700 01:16:05,603 --> 01:16:06,936 HULKA: No! Please! 1701 01:16:07,104 --> 01:16:08,480 Not in front of us. Please, not in front of us. 1702 01:16:09,607 --> 01:16:10,648 Oh. 1703 01:16:10,816 --> 01:16:13,526 Just taking me out from the trunk? Oh, thank you. 1704 01:16:14,278 --> 01:16:15,528 And put him in our trunk. 1705 01:16:15,696 --> 01:16:16,988 HULKA: Aw, man. 1706 01:16:17,156 --> 01:16:18,198 Okay. Okay. 1707 01:16:18,365 --> 01:16:19,991 Well, anything better than being shot, you heard? 1708 01:16:20,159 --> 01:16:22,827 Right? Oh, I stand corrected! No, no, no! 1709 01:16:23,621 --> 01:16:24,996 No, no, no! 1710 01:16:25,206 --> 01:16:26,539 (SCREAMING) 1711 01:16:28,042 --> 01:16:29,250 No, no, no! 1712 01:16:29,418 --> 01:16:31,169 Oh, this is fucking gross! 1713 01:16:31,337 --> 01:16:32,921 Oh, this is fuckin'... 1714 01:16:33,339 --> 01:16:34,464 (HULKA SCREAMING) 1715 01:16:36,634 --> 01:16:37,675 HULKA: (MUFFLED) Motherfucker! 1716 01:16:37,843 --> 01:16:39,969 - So, my name is Rell. - And I am Clarence. 1717 01:16:40,137 --> 01:16:41,221 Look. 1718 01:16:41,388 --> 01:16:43,181 You two morons is coming with us. 1719 01:16:43,349 --> 01:16:46,684 Allentown or not, y'all gonna be my Allentown niggas today. 1720 01:16:47,561 --> 01:16:51,231 You do anything stupid, and you're fuckin' dead. 1721 01:16:51,649 --> 01:16:52,649 - Okay. - Yep. 1722 01:16:52,817 --> 01:16:54,234 That goes without saying at this point. 1723 01:16:54,401 --> 01:16:56,027 That gun is so close to my head. 1724 01:16:56,195 --> 01:16:57,737 Is that necessary? 1725 01:17:34,150 --> 01:17:36,609 Welcome to my home, guys. How you doing? 1726 01:17:36,777 --> 01:17:40,029 Anything? Beer, wine, liquor, girls? 1727 01:17:40,197 --> 01:17:41,239 Videogames? 1728 01:17:43,284 --> 01:17:44,325 No? 1729 01:17:44,743 --> 01:17:46,536 Bacon Diaz. 1730 01:17:47,746 --> 01:17:49,247 I heard you had a baller crib, 1731 01:17:49,415 --> 01:17:52,625 but this is practically Neverland fuckin' Ranch out here. 1732 01:17:53,252 --> 01:17:55,461 Thank you. Thanks. 1733 01:17:55,629 --> 01:17:57,714 Who the fuck is... 1734 01:17:57,882 --> 01:17:59,090 That's them. 1735 01:17:59,258 --> 01:18:00,300 That's them? 1736 01:18:00,467 --> 01:18:02,302 CHEDDAR: The Allentown niggas. 1737 01:18:02,928 --> 01:18:04,387 Los Phantomas? 1738 01:18:04,972 --> 01:18:07,432 Yep. They the ones that killed your cousin. 1739 01:18:08,475 --> 01:18:10,476 And we here to collect the bounty. 1740 01:18:10,644 --> 01:18:11,686 Wait- 1741 01:18:11,854 --> 01:18:14,063 No fuckin' way these guys could be the Phantomas, man. 1742 01:18:14,231 --> 01:18:15,607 They're like shadows, man. 1743 01:18:15,774 --> 01:18:17,942 They're like the boogeyman and shit, you know? 1744 01:18:18,110 --> 01:18:19,444 - No, you're right. - Good eye. 1745 01:18:19,612 --> 01:18:21,738 But what happened was I was trying to get my cat. 1746 01:18:21,906 --> 01:18:23,740 - CLARENCE: That's his cat. - And his name is Keanu. 1747 01:18:23,908 --> 01:18:24,908 CLARENCE: It's this cat right there! 1748 01:18:25,075 --> 01:18:26,743 Iglesias? 1749 01:18:27,328 --> 01:18:29,287 That's my cousin's cat. 1750 01:18:30,039 --> 01:18:31,039 They took him? 1751 01:18:31,207 --> 01:18:32,498 Who? Who? 1752 01:18:32,666 --> 01:18:34,083 Oh, shit. Somebody's getting an ass whippin'. 1753 01:18:34,251 --> 01:18:36,252 - Let's go. Come on! - CHEDDAR: Yeah! 1754 01:18:36,837 --> 01:18:38,129 God damn right, they had him. 1755 01:18:38,297 --> 01:18:39,631 - We did not have him. - No. 1756 01:18:39,798 --> 01:18:41,466 CLARENCE: No, no, no. There's no way, sir. 1757 01:18:41,634 --> 01:18:43,134 That cat just was found on his doorstep. 1758 01:18:43,302 --> 01:18:44,469 RELL: That cat's name is Keanu. 1759 01:18:44,637 --> 01:18:46,262 - I know because I named him. - And has been his for months. 1760 01:18:46,430 --> 01:18:47,597 It's too much of a coincidence... 1761 01:18:48,349 --> 01:18:49,599 So, it was them? 1762 01:18:49,767 --> 01:18:51,142 Shit, yeah, it was them. 1763 01:18:51,310 --> 01:18:52,852 No! No, it was not us. 1764 01:18:53,020 --> 01:18:54,562 Do we got a deal or what? 1765 01:18:59,276 --> 01:19:00,526 (PURRING) 1766 01:19:01,987 --> 01:19:02,987 Deal. 1767 01:19:03,155 --> 01:19:04,155 Deal. Why is it a deal? 1768 01:19:04,323 --> 01:19:06,241 Don't make the deal, because we're not those guys. 1769 01:19:06,408 --> 01:19:07,533 Show them. 1770 01:19:07,701 --> 01:19:09,160 Give me a second before I kill you. 1771 01:19:09,328 --> 01:19:11,663 (CRYING) Oh, God! 1772 01:19:11,830 --> 01:19:13,039 Come on, man! 1773 01:19:13,249 --> 01:19:15,541 Why is everybody being hasty? 1774 01:19:15,709 --> 01:19:17,126 Get Iglesias. 1775 01:19:18,963 --> 01:19:20,672 Whoa. Wait a minute. 1776 01:19:20,839 --> 01:19:22,799 I was thinking I would hold on to the cat. 1777 01:19:23,801 --> 01:19:25,718 Okay. See, there's a problem with that, 1778 01:19:25,886 --> 01:19:29,013 because Iglesias belongs to my family. 1779 01:19:29,348 --> 01:19:30,556 I wanna give him to my aunt, 1780 01:19:30,724 --> 01:19:32,517 so she can have something to remember my cousin by. 1781 01:19:32,685 --> 01:19:33,685 You know? 1782 01:19:33,852 --> 01:19:35,937 So, that's non-negotiable. 1783 01:19:36,522 --> 01:19:38,189 Deal breaker. 1784 01:19:38,691 --> 01:19:39,899 Deal breaker. 1785 01:19:40,067 --> 01:19:41,359 Don't think too long, kid. 1786 01:19:41,527 --> 01:19:43,236 Don't think too long. 1787 01:19:45,656 --> 01:19:47,365 Aight, Papi. 1788 01:19:50,077 --> 01:19:51,452 CHEDDAR: Look here, man. 1789 01:19:53,205 --> 01:19:54,622 Oh, God. 1790 01:19:56,917 --> 01:19:58,126 CHEDDAR: Bottom line is... 1791 01:19:58,294 --> 01:19:59,377 Light this bitch up! 1792 01:20:02,381 --> 01:20:03,548 (GROANING) 1793 01:20:27,031 --> 01:20:28,448 HI-C: Stitches! 1794 01:20:28,991 --> 01:20:30,408 You need help? 1795 01:20:30,576 --> 01:20:32,118 Nah! 1796 01:20:33,412 --> 01:20:34,412 (GROANS) 1797 01:20:34,580 --> 01:20:36,247 Rell, Rell! Look, look! 1798 01:20:36,415 --> 01:20:37,790 They're communicating. 1799 01:20:38,625 --> 01:20:39,625 I'm out, I'm out, I'm out! 1800 01:20:39,793 --> 01:20:41,377 I got you! 1801 01:20:43,297 --> 01:20:44,797 (GRUNTS) 1802 01:20:45,341 --> 01:20:46,341 (GROANS) 1803 01:20:51,930 --> 01:20:52,972 Awesome! 1804 01:20:53,140 --> 01:20:54,932 I know. Yeah. Oh. 1805 01:21:01,607 --> 01:21:02,732 Hi-C! 1806 01:21:07,279 --> 01:21:08,863 Get the damn cat! 1807 01:21:09,990 --> 01:21:11,783 - Get the damn cat! - RELL: Fuck! 1808 01:21:20,459 --> 01:21:21,584 No, Rell! Whoa! 1809 01:21:22,586 --> 01:21:24,754 Hey! You will die! 1810 01:21:24,922 --> 01:21:26,589 Then get my back. 1811 01:21:54,952 --> 01:21:56,661 (GROANS) 1812 01:22:07,214 --> 01:22:08,214 (GROANS) 1813 01:22:12,052 --> 01:22:13,261 (SHRIEKING) 1814 01:22:15,848 --> 01:22:16,848 (GROANS) 1815 01:22:18,016 --> 01:22:19,517 Don't tell me you just tried to flip, 1816 01:22:19,685 --> 01:22:21,227 'cause you flopped, stupid! 1817 01:22:21,395 --> 01:22:22,520 - (MEOWS) - Give me the cat. 1818 01:22:22,688 --> 01:22:24,188 - Give me the cat. - No! Keanu! 1819 01:22:24,356 --> 01:22:25,356 Come on, Iglesias. 1820 01:22:25,524 --> 01:22:26,566 Who's going home? 1821 01:22:26,733 --> 01:22:28,651 Going home, home... 1822 01:22:29,194 --> 01:22:30,653 Rell... No! Why! 1823 01:22:30,821 --> 01:22:31,863 He's got Keanu! 1824 01:22:32,030 --> 01:22:33,406 He's got Keanu! 1825 01:22:33,866 --> 01:22:35,158 Where'd he go? 1826 01:22:35,325 --> 01:22:36,409 Let's go. 1827 01:22:37,035 --> 01:22:39,078 I got you, Iglesias. Here we go. Okay. 1828 01:22:39,246 --> 01:22:40,538 Manny, open the car. Open the car. 1829 01:22:41,039 --> 01:22:42,081 I got Iglesias. 1830 01:22:42,708 --> 01:22:43,708 BACON: Go, go, go. 1831 01:22:43,876 --> 01:22:45,001 CLARENCE: Where are you going? 1832 01:22:45,169 --> 01:22:46,878 - Your house! - My house? 1833 01:22:48,630 --> 01:22:50,047 What are you doing? 1834 01:22:51,008 --> 01:22:52,091 What? Rell! 1835 01:22:52,259 --> 01:22:54,552 Rell, you can't drive! 1836 01:22:56,096 --> 01:22:57,847 Unbelievable. What... 1837 01:23:13,864 --> 01:23:15,281 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1838 01:23:15,491 --> 01:23:16,491 (MEOWS) 1839 01:23:16,742 --> 01:23:18,075 - I'll shoot you! - Oh, fuck! 1840 01:23:18,243 --> 01:23:20,244 You ain't gonna fuckin' shoot the driver! 1841 01:23:20,412 --> 01:23:21,662 BACON: What are you doing? 1842 01:23:21,830 --> 01:23:22,872 Oh, shit! 1843 01:23:23,040 --> 01:23:24,582 Yeah, motherfucker! 1844 01:23:24,750 --> 01:23:25,917 BACON: Oh, fuck! Look out! 1845 01:23:26,084 --> 01:23:27,835 I don't even know how to fuckin' drive! 1846 01:23:29,922 --> 01:23:31,589 CLARENCE: I'm coming, Rell! 1847 01:23:31,924 --> 01:23:33,216 - (GEARS GRINDING) - Oh, fuck! 1848 01:23:33,383 --> 01:23:35,218 Why did I grab a stick shift? 1849 01:23:35,427 --> 01:23:36,761 (GRUNTING) 1850 01:23:37,638 --> 01:23:38,763 Whoa... 1851 01:23:42,893 --> 01:23:44,268 (SCREAMING) 1852 01:23:45,145 --> 01:23:46,270 Oh, shit! 1853 01:23:47,940 --> 01:23:48,940 Fuck, yeah! 1854 01:23:49,107 --> 01:23:50,107 BACON: Oh, shit! 1855 01:23:50,275 --> 01:23:51,275 (HONKING) 1856 01:23:52,611 --> 01:23:53,778 CLARENCE: Oh... 1857 01:23:53,946 --> 01:23:55,488 Sorry! I'm sorry. 1858 01:23:55,989 --> 01:23:58,324 Oh, my God! (EXCLAIMING) 1859 01:23:58,825 --> 01:23:59,825 Okay, here he is. 1860 01:23:59,993 --> 01:24:01,661 You're not getting away from me! 1861 01:24:01,828 --> 01:24:03,788 Red light! Coming through the red light! 1862 01:24:06,208 --> 01:24:07,291 Yo! 1863 01:24:07,459 --> 01:24:08,793 (RELL SHOUTING) 1864 01:24:10,003 --> 01:24:11,087 Whoo! 1865 01:24:11,255 --> 01:24:13,005 Oh, my God, Rell! What are you doing? 1866 01:24:13,173 --> 01:24:14,340 Right now. Turn around. 1867 01:24:14,508 --> 01:24:15,675 - (GROANS) - (SHOUTS) 1868 01:24:15,842 --> 01:24:16,968 Shit! 1869 01:24:19,513 --> 01:24:21,472 (SHOUTS) Fuck! 1870 01:24:21,974 --> 01:24:23,140 You okay, Keanu? 1871 01:24:23,350 --> 01:24:24,392 (MEOWS) 1872 01:24:27,563 --> 01:24:29,772 Why are we going through red lights? I'm sorry! Sorry! 1873 01:24:32,025 --> 01:24:33,317 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1874 01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:37,154 I can't fuckin' hear what you're saying, bro! 1875 01:24:38,031 --> 01:24:39,657 Listen to me! 1876 01:24:40,450 --> 01:24:41,951 RELL: Oh, shit! 1877 01:24:45,914 --> 01:24:46,914 Oh! 1878 01:24:48,542 --> 01:24:50,167 That fuckin' hurts! 1879 01:24:50,335 --> 01:24:51,335 Okay, okay. 1880 01:24:53,171 --> 01:24:54,463 (KEANU MEOWS) 1881 01:24:55,173 --> 01:24:56,173 Keanu! 1882 01:24:56,675 --> 01:24:58,175 - Come here. - (MEOWS) 1883 01:24:58,343 --> 01:24:59,885 Come here, Keanu. 1884 01:25:00,053 --> 01:25:01,846 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty! 1885 01:25:03,015 --> 01:25:04,515 - You come here! - Fuck! 1886 01:25:04,683 --> 01:25:06,475 BACON: I'ma punch you in the head. 1887 01:25:06,643 --> 01:25:08,019 (SHOUTING) 1888 01:25:08,186 --> 01:25:09,520 (MEOWING) 1889 01:25:10,355 --> 01:25:12,148 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1890 01:25:17,279 --> 01:25:18,446 Ah... 1891 01:25:20,907 --> 01:25:21,907 Oh... 1892 01:25:22,075 --> 01:25:24,160 - (LAUGHING) Yes! Yes! - Get him off me! 1893 01:25:24,328 --> 01:25:26,329 - (BACON GROANING) - Get that bitch, Keanu! 1894 01:25:28,707 --> 01:25:31,042 Oh, shit! 1895 01:25:33,754 --> 01:25:34,795 RELL: Oh! 1896 01:25:49,770 --> 01:25:51,020 (GROANS) 1897 01:25:51,730 --> 01:25:52,897 Oh... 1898 01:25:53,857 --> 01:25:55,232 Fuck. 1899 01:25:57,694 --> 01:25:58,944 (GRUNTING) 1900 01:26:00,238 --> 01:26:01,697 (GROANING IN PAIN) 1901 01:26:02,574 --> 01:26:03,741 Fuck. 1902 01:26:06,745 --> 01:26:07,745 Oh... 1903 01:26:08,872 --> 01:26:10,373 Keanu! 1904 01:26:11,875 --> 01:26:13,250 Oh, man. 1905 01:26:14,378 --> 01:26:15,586 (GRUNTS) 1906 01:26:18,173 --> 01:26:19,423 Of course you're alive. 1907 01:26:22,219 --> 01:26:23,260 What? 1908 01:26:23,428 --> 01:26:25,805 You got a-fuckin'- nother gun in your ass? 1909 01:26:25,972 --> 01:26:27,223 What? 1910 01:26:29,893 --> 01:26:30,935 Shit! 1911 01:26:31,103 --> 01:26:34,897 Who the fuck taught you how to drive, you bad-driving bitch? 1912 01:26:35,315 --> 01:26:36,899 I don't drive. 1913 01:26:39,820 --> 01:26:41,112 He does. 1914 01:26:41,947 --> 01:26:43,280 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1915 01:26:43,448 --> 01:26:45,741 - Oh... (LAUGHS) - CLARENCE: Whoo! 1916 01:26:45,951 --> 01:26:47,243 (SCREAMING) 1917 01:26:48,495 --> 01:26:51,163 RELL: That's my cousin! CLARENCE: I got him! 1918 01:26:51,331 --> 01:26:53,624 Clarence, you did it, man! Fuck, you did it, cuz! 1919 01:26:53,792 --> 01:26:55,292 That was so fuckin' badass! 1920 01:26:55,460 --> 01:26:56,627 Oh, thanks, man. 1921 01:26:56,795 --> 01:26:59,130 - I can't find Keanu! - Keanu! Shit! 1922 01:26:59,589 --> 01:27:00,631 God, ow. 1923 01:27:00,799 --> 01:27:02,633 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1924 01:27:02,801 --> 01:27:05,177 Trying to kill me with my kid's car! 1925 01:27:05,846 --> 01:27:07,221 No. 1926 01:27:07,764 --> 01:27:09,932 I'm unkillable. 1927 01:27:10,934 --> 01:27:12,059 (GUNSHOTS FIRING) 1928 01:27:12,227 --> 01:27:13,394 (SHRIEKS) 1929 01:27:18,984 --> 01:27:20,234 CHEDDAR: What the fuck? 1930 01:27:20,986 --> 01:27:24,363 Blips was supposed to run this game, man. 1931 01:27:24,531 --> 01:27:26,031 We supposed to own this city. 1932 01:27:26,199 --> 01:27:28,826 And y'all fuckin' ruined it. Y'all fucked everything up. 1933 01:27:29,369 --> 01:27:30,619 I lost my money. 1934 01:27:30,787 --> 01:27:32,663 I lost my cat. 1935 01:27:33,457 --> 01:27:34,790 I still gotta get mines, though. 1936 01:27:34,958 --> 01:27:36,167 The only way I know how. 1937 01:27:36,334 --> 01:27:37,668 Cheddar! 1938 01:27:38,128 --> 01:27:39,295 You're under arrest. 1939 01:27:40,297 --> 01:27:42,173 BOTH: What? 1940 01:27:42,841 --> 01:27:44,383 Bitch, you ain't no fuckin' cop. 1941 01:27:44,551 --> 01:27:45,843 Oh, yes, I am a fuckin' cop. 1942 01:27:46,011 --> 01:27:47,720 Put your weapon down. 1943 01:27:52,058 --> 01:27:53,142 Now drop your weapons! 1944 01:27:53,643 --> 01:27:54,852 Trunk, drop it. 1945 01:27:56,146 --> 01:27:57,354 On the ground? 1946 01:27:57,522 --> 01:27:59,523 Yes, motherfucker, on the ground. 1947 01:27:59,900 --> 01:28:01,025 Stitches, 1948 01:28:01,401 --> 01:28:02,526 drop it. 1949 01:28:02,694 --> 01:28:03,861 Yeah. 1950 01:28:06,364 --> 01:28:07,406 Bud. 1951 01:28:08,074 --> 01:28:09,867 Not you, C. 1952 01:28:11,077 --> 01:28:12,870 You gonna kill me? 1953 01:28:14,372 --> 01:28:16,874 All this Bliptown family shit? 1954 01:28:17,042 --> 01:28:18,375 It's over. 1955 01:28:26,092 --> 01:28:27,510 Cheddar, you're under arrest. 1956 01:28:27,677 --> 01:28:29,345 Put your hands up. 1957 01:28:29,513 --> 01:28:31,555 (SIREN WAILING IN THE DISTANCE) 1958 01:28:31,723 --> 01:28:33,557 I will shoot you. 1959 01:28:36,895 --> 01:28:38,979 Don't turn your back on me. 1960 01:28:40,899 --> 01:28:42,066 Fuck you, bitch! 1961 01:28:50,659 --> 01:28:51,742 Get your hands up! 1962 01:28:51,910 --> 01:28:53,744 - I'm a cop! - Hands up! 1963 01:28:53,912 --> 01:28:55,412 - I'm a cop! - Get on the ground! 1964 01:28:55,580 --> 01:28:57,081 OFFICER: Get on your knees. Hands behind your head. 1965 01:28:57,249 --> 01:28:59,250 - Let me see 'em! - Now! 1966 01:28:59,584 --> 01:29:00,960 On your knees! 1967 01:29:01,127 --> 01:29:02,461 Now! On your knees! 1968 01:29:03,964 --> 01:29:05,881 (KEANU MEOWING) 1969 01:29:12,764 --> 01:29:14,265 Keanu! 1970 01:29:15,433 --> 01:29:16,600 (GROANING) 1971 01:29:20,605 --> 01:29:21,939 Go get him, Rell. 1972 01:29:22,107 --> 01:29:23,983 It's me. You all right? 1973 01:29:24,150 --> 01:29:26,026 Are you hurt? Are you hurt? 1974 01:29:32,325 --> 01:29:33,576 I love you. 1975 01:29:34,911 --> 01:29:36,579 We're gonna go home. 1976 01:29:39,291 --> 01:29:41,667 All right. We're good. We're gonna go. 1977 01:29:47,382 --> 01:29:48,382 SPENCER: What? 1978 01:29:48,550 --> 01:29:50,467 - Wait, no. Stay in the car! - Why? What's going on? 1979 01:29:50,635 --> 01:29:52,303 Because there's a bunch of dead people out here, that's why. 1980 01:29:52,512 --> 01:29:54,138 - (GROANS) - (HANNAH SCREAMS) 1981 01:29:54,306 --> 01:29:57,099 - Honey! You punched him in the face! - Yeah. 1982 01:29:57,267 --> 01:29:58,350 You punched him in the face. 1983 01:29:58,518 --> 01:30:00,102 I need you to fuck me right now. 1984 01:30:00,270 --> 01:30:01,854 Okay. Stay in the car! 1985 01:30:02,022 --> 01:30:03,981 Right now. Stay in the car. 1986 01:30:04,149 --> 01:30:05,232 - (GRUNTS) - Oh, yes! 1987 01:30:14,159 --> 01:30:15,826 DETECTIVE MANK: Well, this was a fuckin' mess. 1988 01:30:15,994 --> 01:30:17,161 Tell me about it. 1989 01:30:17,329 --> 01:30:18,829 RELL: Hey, I know you need this back. 1990 01:30:18,997 --> 01:30:20,289 He's keepin' his. 1991 01:30:20,457 --> 01:30:22,124 - Rell. - You're doing good work. 1992 01:30:22,292 --> 01:30:24,501 We need to talk about a few things before you go. 1993 01:30:24,669 --> 01:30:26,337 But first let me introduce you to Officer Galloway 1994 01:30:26,504 --> 01:30:27,838 and Officer Dunn. 1995 01:30:28,006 --> 01:30:29,423 Oh, snap! 1996 01:30:29,883 --> 01:30:31,634 Right. You're alive. 1997 01:30:31,801 --> 01:30:33,677 - Sorry about that. - RELL: Yeah. 1998 01:30:33,845 --> 01:30:35,763 I had a fantastic time. 1999 01:30:36,222 --> 01:30:37,222 That's weird. 2000 01:30:37,390 --> 01:30:38,641 BOTH: Mmm-hmm. 2001 01:30:38,850 --> 01:30:40,768 - What about Anna Faris? - Well, she's still alive. 2002 01:30:40,936 --> 01:30:43,187 We hire celebrities all the time to help us with cases. 2003 01:30:43,355 --> 01:30:45,147 Like Shaq or Steven Seagal. 2004 01:30:45,315 --> 01:30:46,857 No shit. 2005 01:30:47,025 --> 01:30:50,736 I'm gonna let you two talk about that other thing. 2006 01:30:50,904 --> 01:30:52,029 Mmm. 2007 01:30:54,741 --> 01:30:56,492 "That other thing"? 2008 01:30:56,910 --> 01:30:58,911 Ooh. I like the sound of that. 2009 01:31:00,330 --> 01:31:03,707 So, what, do you need me for some kind of top-secret mission or something? 2010 01:31:03,875 --> 01:31:06,794 No. No top-secret missions goin' on. 2011 01:31:06,962 --> 01:31:09,004 But we need to talk about your behavior. 2012 01:31:10,048 --> 01:31:11,715 You know I just wanted my cat back. 2013 01:31:11,883 --> 01:31:13,509 I know. And you got him. 2014 01:31:13,677 --> 01:31:15,427 Keanu's a cutie. 2015 01:31:17,347 --> 01:31:18,722 Damn, Hi-C. 2016 01:31:18,890 --> 01:31:20,891 Parker. Trina Parker. 2017 01:31:21,393 --> 01:31:23,018 Trina Parker. 2018 01:31:25,230 --> 01:31:26,563 I kind of liked Hi-C. 2019 01:31:26,731 --> 01:31:28,732 Well, she kind of liked you, too. 2020 01:31:31,111 --> 01:31:32,945 Well... Ow. 2021 01:31:34,906 --> 01:31:36,448 Maybe we should go somewhere. 2022 01:31:38,743 --> 01:31:40,577 Maybe we should. 2023 01:31:40,745 --> 01:31:42,413 Right to jail. 2024 01:31:42,956 --> 01:31:44,456 Whoa... 2025 01:31:45,250 --> 01:31:46,333 Mmm-hmm. 2026 01:31:46,543 --> 01:31:48,127 That makes sense. 2027 01:31:48,294 --> 01:31:50,379 Broke a lot of laws, probably. 2028 01:31:50,547 --> 01:31:52,923 Don't worry. I'll testify on your behalf. 2029 01:31:53,091 --> 01:31:55,134 - Watch him for me? - I will. 2030 01:31:56,219 --> 01:31:57,261 And just remember, Rell. 2031 01:31:57,429 --> 01:31:59,096 There's consequences to your actions. 2032 01:31:59,264 --> 01:32:00,264 RELL: Hey. 2033 01:32:00,432 --> 01:32:02,182 There's consequences to your actions 2034 01:32:02,350 --> 01:32:05,102 because you gonna be in trouble in a second. 2035 01:32:05,270 --> 01:32:06,437 - Oh, yeah? - Hold up. Yeah. 2036 01:32:06,604 --> 01:32:08,272 I'm gonna take you on a date. 2037 01:32:08,440 --> 01:32:10,232 - Okay. - Ow. I'm shot in the leg. Ow! 2038 01:32:10,400 --> 01:32:11,942 - (CHUCKLES) - Ow, ow, ow! 2039 01:32:12,318 --> 01:32:14,236 You ready to go, Keanu? 2040 01:32:16,489 --> 01:32:17,990 You're a cutie. 2041 01:32:18,158 --> 01:32:20,784 I can see why he did all of that for you. 2042 01:32:27,792 --> 01:32:29,960 HULKA: (SCREAMING) Help! 2043 01:32:30,128 --> 01:32:31,170 Help me! 2044 01:32:31,629 --> 01:32:32,796 Help me! 2045 01:32:33,131 --> 01:32:34,256 Oh, thank God. 2046 01:32:34,424 --> 01:32:36,133 Yo, kill it! Kill it! 2047 01:32:36,301 --> 01:32:38,927 It hurts so bad, you don't even know. 2048 01:32:42,724 --> 01:32:43,974 (MEOWING) 2049 01:32:44,267 --> 01:32:46,310 RELL: Hasn't even been that bad, really. 2050 01:32:46,478 --> 01:32:48,145 Clarence and I, having killed the Allentown brothers 2051 01:32:48,313 --> 01:32:51,482 has us kind of lookin' like crime heroes or somethin'. 2052 01:32:51,649 --> 01:32:53,734 We don't even have to change our voice or anything. 2053 01:32:54,944 --> 01:32:57,112 Mostly it's just good to see you. 2054 01:32:57,614 --> 01:32:58,822 I love you, Keanu. 2055 01:32:59,074 --> 01:33:00,157 (MEOWS) 2056 01:33:00,366 --> 01:33:01,617 (PURRING) 2057 01:33:02,160 --> 01:33:03,160 HANNAH ON PHONE: How much longer? 2058 01:33:03,328 --> 01:33:05,329 Three more weeks, baby. That's it. 21 days. 2059 01:33:06,623 --> 01:33:07,790 And what are you gonna do to me? 2060 01:33:07,957 --> 01:33:10,209 I'm gonna take this moustache and I'm just gonna go like... 2061 01:33:10,376 --> 01:33:11,835 Gonna rub it all over your neck. 2062 01:33:12,003 --> 01:33:13,128 - Moustache in here... - I'm gonna put my 'stache 2063 01:33:13,296 --> 01:33:14,421 right in there. I'm just gonna... 2064 01:33:14,589 --> 01:33:15,798 (BANGING ON GLASS) 2065 01:33:15,965 --> 01:33:17,382 Hey! Quit poundin' on the glass. 2066 01:33:17,550 --> 01:33:19,343 I'm sorry, sir. I apologize. 2067 01:33:19,511 --> 01:33:21,804 That's my wife, though. That was a love pound. 2068 01:33:26,392 --> 01:33:28,185 - Hey. - Hey. 2069 01:33:28,561 --> 01:33:29,812 Thanks for watching him. 2070 01:33:29,979 --> 01:33:31,021 No problem. 2071 01:33:31,231 --> 01:33:33,148 He's like one of the family. 2072 01:33:33,733 --> 01:33:36,151 I do have some news for you, though. 2073 01:33:36,319 --> 01:33:37,611 What? 2074 01:33:37,779 --> 01:33:39,780 I took Keanu to the vet. 2075 01:33:41,866 --> 01:33:43,534 He has a rare disease. 2076 01:33:44,160 --> 01:33:45,410 Oh, no. 2077 01:33:46,704 --> 01:33:49,039 He's gonna be a kitten forever. 2078 01:34:12,272 --> 01:34:14,356 CLARENCE: What's going on, motherfuckers? 2079 01:34:15,108 --> 01:34:18,110 Okay. Let's do this. Let's hold this shit down, guys. 2080 01:34:18,278 --> 01:34:20,362 I'm not fuckin' around. 2081 01:34:20,530 --> 01:34:22,990 - (PRISON DOOR BUZZING) - You say somethin'? 2082 01:39:45,396 --> 01:39:46,396 English - SDH