1
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They're in that same spot again.

2
00:00:09,567 --> 00:00:11,633
They've definitely
found something.

3
00:00:13,633 --> 00:00:15,067
There's something going on.

4
00:00:16,233 --> 00:00:17,733
Is it ready?

5
00:00:17,767 --> 00:00:19,700
Light's on.

6
00:00:19,733 --> 00:00:22,367
All right. Give me the control.

7
00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:25,533
(Whirring)

8
00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:28,500
All right. Gently does it.

9
00:00:28,533 --> 00:00:32,500
I'm lifting off
in a three, two, one.

10
00:00:35,867 --> 00:00:37,733
Up she goes.

11
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How do you make it steady?
Stop it going up.

12
00:00:47,167 --> 00:00:49,200
Just let go of the joystick.

13
00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:52,767
Still going up?

14
00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:55,333
Yep. Just try flicking it down.

15
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(Click)

16
00:00:57,867 --> 00:00:59,667
Still going up, is it?

17
00:00:59,700 --> 00:01:02,567
Yep.
Yeah, that's really high now.

18
00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:04,133
How high is it supposed to go?

19
00:01:04,167 --> 00:01:06,533
Well, how am I supposed
to know? It's not responding.

20
00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,267
How do you make it come down?

21
00:01:08,300 --> 00:01:10,133
Here, let me see.

22
00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:13,667
- Can you see it?
- Only just.

23
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No. No, I'm losing it.
It's gone.

24
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No. No, yeah, yeah, there!

25
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No.

26
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No, I can't see it.

27
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(Sighs)

28
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Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

29
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So that's it, is it? It just
keeps going until it's in orbit?

30
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(Exhales)

31
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How long do the batteries last?

32
00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:42,367
20 minutes.

33
00:01:44,767 --> 00:01:47,033
I thought you said
you could fly these things?

34
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I never said that.

35
00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:50,100
Well, why did you keep
letting it go up?

36
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I tried everything.
It just wasn't responding.

37
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It just kept going up and up.

38
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You can tell that to the
insurance company.

39
00:01:55,767 --> 00:01:57,033
Why me?

40
00:01:57,067 --> 00:02:00,633
Because, Paul, you're the one
that said he could fly these.

41
00:02:00,667 --> 00:02:02,600
- (Crashing thud)
BOTH: Whoa!

42
00:02:12,267 --> 00:02:17,133
* Will you search
the lonely earth for me?

43
00:02:17,167 --> 00:02:21,700
* Climb through the briar
and bramble?

44
00:02:21,733 --> 00:02:25,700
* I'll be your treasure

45
00:02:26,833 --> 00:02:30,067
* I'm waiting for you

46
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* I'm waiting for you

47
00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:40,700
See QI this week?

48
00:02:40,733 --> 00:02:42,000
Yeah.

49
00:02:42,033 --> 00:02:46,267
Never thought I'd say this, but
I think I prefer Toksvig to Fry.

50
00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:48,100
Controversial.

51
00:02:48,133 --> 00:02:49,833
Oh, don't you think
she's better?

52
00:02:49,867 --> 00:02:52,533
I'm not prepared to stick
my neck out that far, mate.

53
00:02:52,567 --> 00:02:54,700
She's certainly doing
a good job.

54
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Big shoes to fill, literally.

55
00:02:58,467 --> 00:02:59,567
Why literally?

56
00:03:01,133 --> 00:03:03,233
Stephen Fry's got big feet.

57
00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:06,233
Yeah, but she doesn't literally
have to wear his shoes.

58
00:03:06,267 --> 00:03:08,200
Well, actually,
they've got a rule...

59
00:03:08,233 --> 00:03:10,233
Who's this?

60
00:03:10,267 --> 00:03:12,333
- All right?
- Morning.

61
00:03:12,367 --> 00:03:15,067
Metal detectors, are you?

62
00:03:15,100 --> 00:03:16,600
You could say that.

63
00:03:16,633 --> 00:03:19,800
Are you one of them?
One of the solar people.

64
00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:22,667
Tree clearance.
Getting rid of nuisance trees.

65
00:03:22,700 --> 00:03:24,400
That's quite a slogan.

66
00:03:24,433 --> 00:03:26,467
Your life must be
filled with joy.

67
00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:28,200
- Eh?
- Nothing.

68
00:03:28,233 --> 00:03:30,100
Not getting rid of
this one though.

69
00:03:30,133 --> 00:03:33,067
- This one's going, yeah.
- What? Why?

70
00:03:33,100 --> 00:03:35,167
What nuisance
is this one causing?

71
00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:36,367
Shadow.

72
00:03:39,167 --> 00:03:40,267
One small patch?

73
00:03:40,300 --> 00:03:44,433
Yeah, you see the sun,
see, it travels through the sky

74
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and that patch covers
half an acre in a day.

75
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That's a lot of sunlight
all wasted on a tree.

76
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See ya.

77
00:03:55,467 --> 00:03:57,500
That's depressing.

78
00:03:57,533 --> 00:03:59,733
Shouldn't we do something
about it?

79
00:04:00,767 --> 00:04:03,033
Like what? Save the tree?

80
00:04:03,067 --> 00:04:05,100
Well, shouldn't we? I mean...

81
00:04:05,133 --> 00:04:07,267
we don't want the tree
to be cut down.

82
00:04:07,300 --> 00:04:08,767
No.

83
00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:10,700
So we should probably
try and save it.

84
00:04:12,067 --> 00:04:15,167
So how do you save a tree?

85
00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:18,233
Well, traditionally, you chain
yourself to it, don't you?

86
00:04:18,267 --> 00:04:19,800
One of us chains ourself
to the tree

87
00:04:19,833 --> 00:04:22,400
and the other one goes
and gets the press.

88
00:04:22,433 --> 00:04:24,433
Yeah. (Chuckles)

89
00:04:24,467 --> 00:04:26,433
I don't know.

90
00:04:26,467 --> 00:04:28,467
It's...a bit embarrassing.

91
00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:30,433
Huh. Yeah.

92
00:04:56,167 --> 00:04:58,033
(Beeping)

93
00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,267
Bat box.

94
00:05:04,067 --> 00:05:05,400
What's that?

95
00:05:05,433 --> 00:05:07,733
Bat box is what we need
to save that tree.

96
00:05:07,767 --> 00:05:10,567
Whack a bat box up there,
bats start roosting.

97
00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:12,500
Boom. They can't touch it.

98
00:05:12,533 --> 00:05:14,533
- Yeah?
- Hmm.

99
00:05:14,567 --> 00:05:16,367
It's the same as
Great Crested Newts.

100
00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:18,267
You can have
a muddy puddle essentially

101
00:05:18,300 --> 00:05:20,500
but as soon as one of those
slippery bastards rocks up,

102
00:05:20,533 --> 00:05:23,233
it becomes a Site of Special
Scientific Interest.

103
00:05:23,267 --> 00:05:25,400
Scourge of the developer.

104
00:05:25,433 --> 00:05:29,233
All right, well, you should get
onto that then. Build a bat box.

105
00:05:29,267 --> 00:05:31,667
Yeah. Maybe I will.

106
00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:34,333
Oh, I wish I had a shed.

107
00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:38,233
Oh, yeah.
Sorry, mate. I forgot.

108
00:05:39,467 --> 00:05:41,067
What did you do
with your tools?

109
00:05:41,100 --> 00:05:43,600
Well, they're in crates
in the garage going rusty.

110
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You didn't wipe 'em with an oily
rag before you put 'em away?

111
00:05:50,333 --> 00:05:53,733
Well, yeah, obviously.
I was being dramatic.

112
00:05:53,767 --> 00:05:56,067
Oh. (Laughs)

113
00:05:56,100 --> 00:05:58,833
I see. (Laughs)

114
00:05:58,867 --> 00:06:00,367
What you got?

115
00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:02,333
Carpet stair rod holder.

116
00:06:02,367 --> 00:06:05,233
Yeah.
I've had a couple of them.

117
00:06:05,267 --> 00:06:07,633
Must have been a flight
of stairs here somewhere.

118
00:06:31,167 --> 00:06:33,567
Er...hello? (Knocks)

119
00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:35,000
Toni?

120
00:06:37,167 --> 00:06:38,500
Hi, Kate. What you doing here?

121
00:06:38,533 --> 00:06:41,500
- Which is the front door?
- Come down this end.

122
00:06:46,267 --> 00:06:48,367
Oh, don't I need to say
something?

123
00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:50,400
Like, to be invited on board.

124
00:06:50,433 --> 00:06:52,267
You're thinking of vampires.

125
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Oh.

126
00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:57,167
- Ooh!
- Go on.

127
00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:58,800
Thanks.

128
00:07:03,367 --> 00:07:04,767
This place is amazing.

129
00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,767
Thanks. It was my grandparents'.

130
00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:09,233
No way.
How long have you lived on it?

131
00:07:09,267 --> 00:07:11,033
About three years.

132
00:07:11,067 --> 00:07:12,467
And it makes my dad heave.

133
00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:14,433
He hasn't even got this far.

134
00:07:14,467 --> 00:07:17,067
He doesn't even like
looking at it from dry land.

135
00:07:17,100 --> 00:07:19,367
(Laughs) You know he's
only ever seen the sea once?

136
00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:20,600
He told me that.

137
00:07:20,633 --> 00:07:22,633
Don't expect beach holidays.

138
00:07:22,667 --> 00:07:26,333
I'm not expecting anything.

139
00:07:26,367 --> 00:07:29,533
I'm gonna move out of my dad's
flat. Find my own place.

140
00:07:29,567 --> 00:07:31,700
Why? He likes you being there.

141
00:07:31,733 --> 00:07:34,433
Yeah, I know.
That's why I've stayed so long.

142
00:07:34,467 --> 00:07:36,367
He's afraid I'm gonna
disappear again,

143
00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:38,400
which is why
I haven't told him yet.

144
00:07:38,433 --> 00:07:39,667
So why are you telling me?

145
00:07:39,700 --> 00:07:42,633
I just want you to know that
I won't be around all the time.

146
00:07:42,667 --> 00:07:44,233
I won't be in your way.

147
00:07:44,267 --> 00:07:47,567
You've never been in my way.
That's not fair, Kate.

148
00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:50,533
Don't do anything on my account
because I don't even know

149
00:07:50,567 --> 00:07:52,467
if your dad and I
are still seeing each other.

150
00:07:52,500 --> 00:07:54,233
Please don't break up
with my dad.

151
00:07:54,267 --> 00:07:55,833
- He thinks the world of you.
- Kate.

152
00:07:55,867 --> 00:07:59,267
He let Maggie stay because
he's a kind and decent guy.

153
00:07:59,300 --> 00:08:00,600
Did he send you here?

154
00:08:00,633 --> 00:08:03,033
Yeah. He said,
"Nip down and tell Toni

155
00:08:03,067 --> 00:08:04,567
that I'm a kind
and decent guy."

156
00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:06,433
No, of course not.
I just felt bad

157
00:08:06,467 --> 00:08:09,400
because I let her in the flat.
I didn't know who she was.

158
00:08:09,433 --> 00:08:11,833
Look, Kate, I don't wanna
discuss it with you.

159
00:08:11,867 --> 00:08:14,300
Your dad and I will either
sort it out or we won't,

160
00:08:14,333 --> 00:08:17,600
but I don't need advice or
character references, thanks.

161
00:08:17,633 --> 00:08:20,533
I know he's a decent guy. That's
why I'm going out with him.

162
00:08:20,567 --> 00:08:22,633
- So you've not broken up?
- Shut up, please!

163
00:08:22,667 --> 00:08:24,733
I don't wanna
talk about it with you.

164
00:08:24,767 --> 00:08:27,767
I feel like I'm back at sixth
form talking about boyfriends.

165
00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:29,200
I'm too old for this.

166
00:08:29,233 --> 00:08:32,433
All right. I'll back off.
I've said my bit.

167
00:08:32,467 --> 00:08:34,500
I just worry about him,
you know?

168
00:08:34,533 --> 00:08:36,133
I know.

169
00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:40,100
(Exhales) I love your ship.

170
00:08:41,500 --> 00:08:43,300
It's a boat really.

171
00:08:43,333 --> 00:08:45,500
I love it. I'll see ya.

172
00:09:16,733 --> 00:09:18,633
Steve, can I find
a safe home for this?

173
00:09:18,667 --> 00:09:21,467
What's that, a porcupine?

174
00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:23,833
Porcupine? You serious?
It's a hedgehog.

175
00:09:23,867 --> 00:09:26,167
Thought hedgehogs were flat.

176
00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:28,233
The squashed dead ones
are flat.

177
00:09:28,267 --> 00:09:30,333
The live ones are spherical.

178
00:09:30,367 --> 00:09:31,767
All right, Richard Attenborough.

179
00:09:32,567 --> 00:09:33,733
It's David.

180
00:09:33,767 --> 00:09:37,033
Oh, I'm sorry.
Been calling you Andy.

181
00:10:05,867 --> 00:10:07,700
(Distant chatter)

182
00:10:13,667 --> 00:10:15,367
Grab this, will you, mate?

183
00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:16,800
Sorry, mate. I'm not actually...

184
00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:19,033
Come on! It's killing me.

185
00:10:53,633 --> 00:10:55,667
(Gentle clattering)

186
00:11:52,733 --> 00:11:55,433
- Hello.
- Hey.

187
00:11:57,333 --> 00:11:58,733
What's in the crate?

188
00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:04,533
Please step away
from the crate.

189
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,500
Kate came to see me.
Did she tell you?

190
00:12:15,533 --> 00:12:18,333
To your place? What for?

191
00:12:18,367 --> 00:12:21,500
To tell me what a swell
prince of a guy you are.

192
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,633
Hmm. I'm not that great.

193
00:12:23,667 --> 00:12:25,600
That's what I said.

194
00:12:25,633 --> 00:12:27,733
- She come aboard?
- Yep.

195
00:12:27,767 --> 00:12:29,367
- Did she puke?
- Nope.

196
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,833
- Turn a pallid yellow?
- No.

197
00:12:31,867 --> 00:12:33,500
Not hereditary, then.

198
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,100
The reason I let Maggie stay

199
00:12:40,133 --> 00:12:43,033
was cos I don't have
any feelings for her any more.

200
00:12:43,067 --> 00:12:45,233
I could just treat her
as a guest.

201
00:12:45,267 --> 00:12:49,133
But...with you,
I'd want it to be just us.

202
00:12:50,233 --> 00:12:52,767
OK. That's quite sweet.

203
00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:56,533
Yeah? Shall I go on?

204
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,267
See what happens.

205
00:13:01,867 --> 00:13:04,367
Well, that was it, really.

206
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:06,700
Kate's got her own room.
She wouldn't disturb us.

207
00:13:06,733 --> 00:13:08,533
Well, that's not it, is it?

208
00:13:08,567 --> 00:13:11,400
I mean, the thing is,
would we disturb her?

209
00:13:11,433 --> 00:13:13,600
Huh?

210
00:13:13,633 --> 00:13:15,700
- You know?
- Not really.

211
00:13:15,733 --> 00:13:19,367
Well, it's...a question
of acoustics.

212
00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:22,033
Acoustics?

213
00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:24,500
Oh, God, you know,
soundproofing.

214
00:13:24,533 --> 00:13:28,267
The thought of...Kate
hearing any goings on.

215
00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:29,567
(Laughs)

216
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,733
Don't laugh.
It's hard enough as it is.

217
00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:33,700
You know what I mean,
it's awkward.

218
00:13:33,733 --> 00:13:35,533
So what are you thinking?
Egg boxes?

219
00:13:35,567 --> 00:13:37,567
I was thinking egg boxes,

220
00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:39,733
cos there's a stack of 'em
in the warehouse.

221
00:13:39,767 --> 00:13:41,633
Big sheets of 'em.

222
00:13:44,767 --> 00:13:46,600
I...I can't tell her to leave.

223
00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:49,067
I just can't do it.

224
00:13:51,667 --> 00:13:54,833
You know what? I think
she might be ready to go,

225
00:13:54,867 --> 00:13:57,300
but she thinks you'll be upset.

226
00:13:57,333 --> 00:14:00,433
- What makes you think that?
- She told me.

227
00:14:00,467 --> 00:14:04,133
She told me she was gonna start
looking for a place of her own.

228
00:14:04,167 --> 00:14:06,300
Where? Here?

229
00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:07,700
Oh, close by. Yeah.

230
00:14:07,733 --> 00:14:10,600
Oh, well, that's...
that's different.

231
00:14:10,633 --> 00:14:13,067
I mean, if...if she wants to.

232
00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:15,733
I just didn't want it
to come from me but...

233
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:22,100
I...I could help her to look for
a place, if it's around here.

234
00:14:22,133 --> 00:14:24,700
She doesn't have much stuff,
she doesn't need much space.

235
00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:26,500
And then what?

236
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:29,667
You...you could move in.
If you want.

237
00:14:30,667 --> 00:14:33,033
OK. Do you want?

238
00:14:34,267 --> 00:14:35,667
I do.

239
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:37,200
I'm not selling my boat though.

240
00:14:37,233 --> 00:14:38,433
You don't have to.

241
00:14:38,467 --> 00:14:41,200
I'll be able to find a tenant,
although it is very small.

242
00:14:41,233 --> 00:14:44,600
Well, look, you know,
let's see if...

243
00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:47,633
Kate can find somewhere
for herself

244
00:14:47,667 --> 00:14:51,767
and then... you could
advertise for a tenant.

245
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:54,333
That's probably
the obvious thing to do.

246
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:59,200
Yes. Yes, I think so.

247
00:15:05,467 --> 00:15:07,267
Cheers, Ray.

248
00:15:15,567 --> 00:15:17,333
(Phone vibrates)

249
00:15:21,567 --> 00:15:23,600
Phone!

250
00:15:23,633 --> 00:15:25,467
The thing is,
there's this house.

251
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:28,400
I found this house and I think
it could be amazing.

252
00:15:28,433 --> 00:15:30,400
(Phone vibrates)

253
00:15:30,433 --> 00:15:31,800
Who's that?

254
00:15:31,833 --> 00:15:33,367
Da-da.

255
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,233
- Hello?
- ..there's this house.

256
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:37,467
Are you on your way back?
Are you on your way home?

257
00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:39,833
I found this house and I think
it could be amazing.

258
00:15:39,867 --> 00:15:43,033
- Andy?
- I found this amazing place.

259
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,633
- Andy?
- I've found a house.

260
00:15:45,667 --> 00:15:47,667
- I've found a house.
- Let's listen to Daddy

261
00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:50,433
- talking to himself.
- I found this house, Becky.

262
00:15:50,467 --> 00:15:55,500
I've found this...
Becky, I've found a house.

263
00:15:55,533 --> 00:15:59,100
I found this house and I think
it could be within our means.

264
00:15:59,133 --> 00:16:00,400
There's a lot of work
to do on it

265
00:16:00,433 --> 00:16:01,800
but I could do the work myself.

266
00:16:01,833 --> 00:16:04,200
In fact,
I think that's what I wanna do.

267
00:16:04,233 --> 00:16:07,200
The only thing is,
I've quit my job.

268
00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:09,600
I have to tell you at this
point, though, Becky.

269
00:16:09,633 --> 00:16:11,433
Not, "at this point",
that's stupid.

270
00:16:11,467 --> 00:16:15,033
I have to come clean, Becky.
I quit my job.

271
00:16:15,067 --> 00:16:18,100
Shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit.

272
00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:25,267
- Hello?
- (Over mobile) Hello?

273
00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:27,733
- Anybody home?
- (Over mobile) Anybody home?

274
00:16:33,133 --> 00:16:34,733
- What?
- What?

275
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,533
- Hello?
- Hello?

276
00:16:49,367 --> 00:16:51,700
- Have a nice day?
- Have a nice day?

277
00:16:56,067 --> 00:16:58,800
- And my mum knew?
- Yeah.

278
00:17:00,133 --> 00:17:01,667
That doesn't make it all right.

279
00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:04,200
- Half makes it all right.
- No, it doesn't.

280
00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:06,433
Wait till you see this house -
that will make it all right.

281
00:17:06,467 --> 00:17:08,567
- So tell me what it's like.
- No.

282
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:10,700
I wanna know
your first impression.

283
00:17:10,733 --> 00:17:12,700
But you have to imagine
what it could be,

284
00:17:12,733 --> 00:17:15,833
so don't look at the holes in
the roof or the broken window.

285
00:17:15,867 --> 00:17:19,033
- So my second impression?
- Yeah, your second impression.

286
00:17:19,067 --> 00:17:21,067
How can we afford a house?

287
00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:22,767
It's an auction
and there's no reserve,

288
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:25,733
so we just take what we got
and bid what we can afford.

289
00:17:25,767 --> 00:17:28,433
- We haven't got anything.
- We've got some savings.

290
00:17:28,467 --> 00:17:31,467
Andy, we've got ten grand.
That buys a deposit on a flat,

291
00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:34,633
not a three-bedroom cottage
in half an acre of land.

292
00:17:34,667 --> 00:17:36,567
Well, if we don't try
we'll never know.

293
00:17:37,633 --> 00:17:39,767
You're a dreamer.

294
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:44,133
You may say I'm a dreamer,
but I'm not the only one.

295
00:17:44,167 --> 00:17:46,733
- I hope some day...
- I get it.

296
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:50,300
Imagine.

297
00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:52,500
Oh, Andy, what have you
fallen in love with?

298
00:17:52,533 --> 00:17:56,100
It's beautiful, isn't it?
I mean, it...it could be.

299
00:17:56,133 --> 00:17:58,633
Who's gonna do the work? You?

300
00:17:58,667 --> 00:18:00,467
- Yeah.
- Single-handed?

301
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:03,133
Single-handed, baby.
That's what I wanna do.

302
00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:04,667
I'll be a full-time hobbyist.

303
00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:06,633
I'll take Stan to school,
I'll pick him up,

304
00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:09,167
and I'll build us a house
with roses round the door.

305
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:12,200
I haven't seen you so enthused
since we got back from Africa.

306
00:18:12,233 --> 00:18:14,700
So, what?
You'd give up archaeology?

307
00:18:14,733 --> 00:18:17,233
Yeah. For a couple of years
I would.

308
00:18:17,267 --> 00:18:19,400
And then I'll have time
to fix the shingles,

309
00:18:19,433 --> 00:18:21,233
I'll have time to fix the door.

310
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:24,333
I'll have time to oil the hinges
and to mend the windows...

311
00:18:24,367 --> 00:18:26,400
Shut up. I get it.
Go and find Stan.

312
00:18:26,433 --> 00:18:28,800
There could be bear traps
or a hidden well.

313
00:18:28,833 --> 00:18:30,700
I'd pay extra
for a hidden well.

314
00:19:13,467 --> 00:19:16,133
Froggy, froggy! Froggy!

315
00:19:20,867 --> 00:19:23,200
So, you been to
an auction before?

316
00:19:23,233 --> 00:19:26,033
No, I but I see 'em every day
on TV.

317
00:19:26,067 --> 00:19:28,533
Homes Under the Hammer,
Property Lottery,

318
00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:30,133
Auctions-Auctions-Auctions.

319
00:19:30,167 --> 00:19:32,633
- You got the Auctions Channel?
- No.

320
00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:37,267
Well, all you need
is confidence.

321
00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:38,733
- Exactly.
- Yeah.

322
00:19:38,767 --> 00:19:42,300
- So, how much cash you got?
- About 12 grand.

323
00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:46,633
Bloody hell. Well, you're gonna
need more than confidence then.

324
00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:50,267
Here, you fancy moving
onto a house boat?

325
00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:53,133
Well, that would be a brilliant
move with a two-year-old.

326
00:19:53,167 --> 00:19:55,833
Toni's looking for a tenant
so she can move in with me.

327
00:19:55,867 --> 00:19:57,267
- Yeah?
- Hmm.

328
00:19:57,300 --> 00:19:59,667
So if you hear of anyone looking
for somewhere.

329
00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:02,333
What about Kate?

330
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:06,533
Good idea. Yeah. I'll ask her
if she knows anyone.

331
00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:13,500
Wait a minute! I've come up with
an even better idea.

332
00:20:13,533 --> 00:20:15,733
- I am a genius.
- Go on.

333
00:20:15,767 --> 00:20:18,233
Kate could move
onto the narrow boat

334
00:20:18,267 --> 00:20:20,400
and they could do
a straight swap.

335
00:20:20,433 --> 00:20:23,100
That is a good idea.
I wish I'd thought of that.

336
00:20:23,133 --> 00:20:24,633
Yeah. Yeah.

337
00:20:24,667 --> 00:20:27,100
She doesn't get seasick
like me,

338
00:20:27,133 --> 00:20:30,367
doesn't have much stuff,
and she loves the boat.

339
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,367
Like I say,
I wish I'd thought of that.

340
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,333
Housing problem fixed.

341
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:37,400
Looks like I've come up
with the perfect solution.

342
00:20:37,433 --> 00:20:40,600
Couldn't come up with a few
grand for me, could you?

343
00:20:40,633 --> 00:20:44,300
Yeah. We just gotta find it.
A pot of gold.

344
00:20:45,367 --> 00:20:46,700
We've got a week.

345
00:20:49,467 --> 00:20:51,667
Oh, bollocks.

346
00:20:51,700 --> 00:20:55,600
We're too late.
They've...sealed it off.

347
00:20:55,633 --> 00:20:58,400
Damn!

348
00:20:58,433 --> 00:21:00,833
They must have come
some time after we left.

349
00:21:00,867 --> 00:21:03,700
If only we'd got here
before they put this up.

350
00:21:03,733 --> 00:21:06,767
Ah, well. At least we tried.

351
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:08,300
Hang on.

352
00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:10,000
What?

353
00:21:11,667 --> 00:21:13,433
There's no-one around
for miles.

354
00:21:15,267 --> 00:21:17,267
What you saying?

355
00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:20,067
I don't know. It's just...

356
00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:21,433
Oh, nothing, nothing.

357
00:21:21,467 --> 00:21:25,233
No, go on.
What are you thinking?

358
00:21:25,267 --> 00:21:27,033
I reckon
I could get under that tape.

359
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:29,767
What...?

360
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:31,667
I know, you're right.
It's stupid.

361
00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:35,467
No. No, I reckon
you're on to something.

362
00:21:46,667 --> 00:21:49,667
Keep watch.

363
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:52,267
(Chirps)

364
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:29,367
Done?

365
00:22:38,133 --> 00:22:40,500
LANCE: Felt good, didn't it,
being an activist.

366
00:22:40,533 --> 00:22:44,067
ANDY: We were like Ninjas,
environmental Ninjas.

367
00:22:44,100 --> 00:22:46,567
Yeah. So, er...
when do the bats turn up?

368
00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:49,300
I don't know. Tonight?

369
00:22:49,333 --> 00:22:51,700
Oh, well, you reckon
they'll move straight in?

370
00:22:51,733 --> 00:22:53,533
I haven't really
thought about it.

371
00:22:53,567 --> 00:22:56,067
I suppose it takes a while
for them to find the boxes.

372
00:22:58,167 --> 00:23:01,133
Oh, here we are, look.
24-hour bat helpline.

373
00:23:01,167 --> 00:23:02,333
Shut up, there isn't.

374
00:23:02,367 --> 00:23:04,767
There bloody is, look.
Bat Action Trust.

375
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:09,233
After hours our calls are
redirected to bat volunteers.

376
00:23:09,267 --> 00:23:10,767
Do it.

377
00:23:15,533 --> 00:23:17,300
Hello. Er...

378
00:23:18,567 --> 00:23:20,367
I'm on hold.

379
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,100
Busy time.

380
00:23:22,133 --> 00:23:24,533
Oh, it's ringing.

381
00:23:24,567 --> 00:23:26,267
- (Interference buzzing)
- Ah!

382
00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:30,567
Paul, turn your phone off!

383
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:33,800
- Paul!
- (Phone buzzing)

384
00:23:33,833 --> 00:23:36,700
Can you switch your phone
to aeroplane mode, please?

385
00:23:36,733 --> 00:23:39,100
It's interfering with my Arado.

386
00:23:41,767 --> 00:23:44,567
Hello? 24-hour bat
helpline. How can I help?

387
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:47,433
Oh, yes. I've got
a bat question for you -

388
00:23:47,467 --> 00:23:49,200
er...a bat query for you.

389
00:23:49,233 --> 00:23:50,733
Oh, I'll certainly
do my best to help.

390
00:23:50,767 --> 00:23:53,700
What's the nature
of your bat enquiry?

391
00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:56,767
Yeah. Well, basically,
we've installed a bat box.

392
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,233
How soon can we expect
the bats to turn up?

393
00:23:59,267 --> 00:24:02,600
Well, ideally you want to plant
some wildflowers

394
00:24:02,633 --> 00:24:05,033
that will attract the insects
and invertebrates

395
00:24:05,067 --> 00:24:06,467
upon which the bats feed.

396
00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:09,100
Or, as we like to say,
provide bed and breakfast.

397
00:24:09,133 --> 00:24:11,533
(Chuckles)
Yeah, bed and breakfast.

398
00:24:11,567 --> 00:24:14,100
Well, we haven't got time
for any of that.

399
00:24:14,133 --> 00:24:16,433
What's the quickest
we could expect them to...

400
00:24:16,467 --> 00:24:18,533
What's the world record?

401
00:24:18,567 --> 00:24:21,100
- Can you hurry up, please?
- It's the bat phone.

402
00:24:21,133 --> 00:24:23,100
Why has it come through to you?

403
00:24:23,133 --> 00:24:25,067
I'm further up the list
than you are.

404
00:24:25,100 --> 00:24:26,833
Yep. Well,
it's entirely possible

405
00:24:26,867 --> 00:24:29,333
the bats may have already
used the tree to roost.

406
00:24:29,367 --> 00:24:32,033
Look, I got a missed call.
It's supposed to be for me.

407
00:24:32,067 --> 00:24:33,600
Let me speak to him.

408
00:24:35,300 --> 00:24:37,033
And where's this tree situated?

409
00:24:37,067 --> 00:24:38,800
Let me speak to him.

410
00:24:38,833 --> 00:24:40,133
But that's...

411
00:24:41,700 --> 00:24:43,133
Hello there.

412
00:24:43,167 --> 00:24:45,433
Bat Action Trust.
24-hour bat helpline.

413
00:24:45,467 --> 00:24:46,800
You're through to Philip Peters.

414
00:24:46,833 --> 00:24:49,767
Sorry about that. A bit of
a mix-up with the switchboard.

415
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:54,200
You're now through to
a more senior member. Hello?

416
00:24:56,533 --> 00:24:59,567
Hmm, nobody there.

417
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:02,733
What? No. What?

418
00:25:02,767 --> 00:25:07,067
You're not telling us that
you two are the...the bat man.

419
00:25:07,100 --> 00:25:10,467
Oh, I see.
Another hoax call, is it?

420
00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:11,700
You pull that stunt

421
00:25:11,733 --> 00:25:15,667
with one of the other emergency
services, you get arrested.

422
00:25:15,700 --> 00:25:19,133
- Come on, Paul.
- No.

423
00:25:19,167 --> 00:25:22,567
- Pardon?
- No, Phil. This looks real.

424
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,400
I think these guys
need our help.

425
00:25:24,433 --> 00:25:26,367
Let me see your bat credentials.

426
00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:38,067
It's genuine.

427
00:25:38,100 --> 00:25:40,167
Where's this tree?

428
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:41,633
Back up there.

429
00:25:43,300 --> 00:25:45,233
- Could be bats there already.
- Yeah?

430
00:25:45,267 --> 00:25:47,600
- Yeah. A good area for bats.
- How do we find out?

431
00:25:47,633 --> 00:25:49,700
I'll have to come back,
bring my detector.

432
00:25:52,733 --> 00:25:54,267
Bat detector.

433
00:25:54,300 --> 00:25:57,700
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
The-the... hold on.

434
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:01,633
Found a way we can be useful
to you, have we?

435
00:26:01,667 --> 00:26:04,600
- Oh, here we go.
- What do we get out of it?

436
00:26:04,633 --> 00:26:06,567
- What do you mean?
- You get to save a tree.

437
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:11,067
- The Bat Action Trust...
- Oh, B-A-T, I just got that.

438
00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:13,300
Oh, that's clever. Is that
another one of yours?

439
00:26:13,333 --> 00:26:16,600
The Bat Action Trust gives
Paul and I the authority

440
00:26:16,633 --> 00:26:18,800
to slap a temporary
preservation order

441
00:26:18,833 --> 00:26:20,433
on any tree we want.

442
00:26:20,467 --> 00:26:22,500
Providing, of course,
we both agree

443
00:26:22,533 --> 00:26:24,600
that it is of special interest.

444
00:26:24,633 --> 00:26:29,700
So, I shall ask again,
what do we get out of it?

445
00:26:29,733 --> 00:26:31,233
What do you want?

446
00:26:32,567 --> 00:26:34,400
We want that field.

447
00:26:40,167 --> 00:26:42,000
Sly bastards.

448
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,633
We can't.

449
00:26:44,667 --> 00:26:47,267
Oh... I couldn't stand it.

450
00:26:47,300 --> 00:26:49,800
Imagine if he was to find
the rest of my hoard

451
00:26:49,833 --> 00:26:52,033
with his crappy Arado.

452
00:26:52,067 --> 00:26:55,700
No. I'd rather nobody found it.

453
00:26:55,733 --> 00:26:58,267
Well, nobody will have
a chance in a week.

454
00:26:58,300 --> 00:27:01,467
Maybe it's time to open it up,
get everybody down here,

455
00:27:01,500 --> 00:27:03,400
next weekend,
before we lose it.

456
00:27:03,433 --> 00:27:05,400
Oh, I don't know.

457
00:27:05,433 --> 00:27:07,600
A week to find it, mate.

458
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:11,300
Oh, I know it's there.

459
00:27:12,433 --> 00:27:14,533
Under our feet.

460
00:27:14,567 --> 00:27:18,733
Under the lonely earth...
waiting for us.

461
00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:25,033
(Soft tinkling)