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Anything?

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Fuck all.

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Three shotgun caps and a blakey.

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What you got?

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Ring-pull.

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'83.

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Tizer.

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~ What do you do with them?
~ Bag them up. Stick 'em on eBay.

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People buy this shit.

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Sad tits.

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You said it.

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♪ Will you search through
the lonely earth for me?

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♪ Climb through the briar brambles

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♪ I'll be your treasure

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♪ I'm waiting for you

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♪ I'm waiting for you. ♪

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~ See University Challenge last night?
~ Yeah. ~ Anything?

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No.

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You?

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Nah.

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Nearly got Benjamin Britten.

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~ You can't nearly get an answer
right. ~ I had it in my head.

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Didn't say anything. Chickened out.

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~ Were you on your own? ~ Yeah.

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But you were still too scared
to say it out loud?

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~ Yeah. ~ Doesn't count.

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I know.

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Should have gone for it.

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I know.

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You going up the club Tuesday?

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~ What's happening?
~ Terry's giving a talk on buttons.

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~ Buttons? ~ You heard me!
~ Christ! Sod that!

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Yeah. I think I'll give that a miss.

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Here. Did I ever tell you about the
beautiful old battle-axe

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~ I once found? ~ Yeah. You married her.
~ I married her.

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~ Have I done that one for you before?
~ Well, you've said it before, yeah.

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A few times. Wouldn't exactly call
it a stand-up routine.

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You've added the word "beautiful"
since the last time you said it.

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Yeah. Well, she was beautiful,
Mags. Mental, though.

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And that's why I divorced her.

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She left you for the manager
of Pizza Hut.

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Yeah. Mental!

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She was a hippy, you know...
into crystals and all that shit.

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Used to wear vanilla perfume.

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~ Oh, yeah. ~ Stank like Play-Doh.
~ Heads up. Who's this?

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Don't know.

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~ Hi. ~ Hello.
~ I saw you in the field earlier.

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Sorry to interrupt,
but are you metal detectors?

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No, my dear.

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This is a metal detector.

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We are metal detectorists.

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Oh, right. Sorry.

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Not a problem at all.

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~ I'm Sophie. ~ Pleased to meet you,
Sophie. I'm Lance and this is...

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~ Andy. ~ I'm a student. History
student. I thought it would

56
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be interesting to know
what kind of things you guys find.

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~ Local history. ~ Wise choice, Sophie.
What you got there, Andrew? ~ Um...

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Bits and pieces.

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A Victorian penny, and then
Battle of Britain. That's nice.

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~ Worth a few quid on the interweb.
~ Won't do it, mate. ~ Idiot!

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~ Why not? ~ I don't sell my finds.
I don't agree with it.

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He must have half a tonne of scrap
round at his place.

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Hope you're up to date
with your tetanus, mate!

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Don't know why he doesn't
invest in some jiffy bags.

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~ He could give up the cleaning job.
~ Are you a cleaner? ~ No.

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~ He is a cleaner.
~ It's a temping agency.

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~ They get me all kinds of work.
~ All kinds of cleaning work.

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~ Mainly, yeah. ~ Andy here is
studying for an archaeology degree.

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~ Been doing it for...
How long is it, mate? ~ Long time.

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But I'll get there and
when I'm a qualified archaeologist,

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~ that's when I get to see
the good stuff. ~ Bone.

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Bits of pot.
Swap his detector for a palette knife

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and spend the rest of his life
scraping the dirt off dirt.

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No, thank you! Show me to
the non-ferrous metals, mate!

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~ Do you guys belong to a club? ~ DMDC.

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Danebury Metal Detecting Club?

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In the Scout hall, opposite
the Two Brewers on the high street.

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Oh, right. And what
sort of thing happens there?

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Well, we compare finds,
discuss the hobby.

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Sometimes we get a guest speaker in.

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This Tuesday, Terry, club president,
is giving a talk on buttons.

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~ Buttons? ~ You heard him.
~ Wow, outrageous(!)

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You guys going along?

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~ Yeah. ~ Yeah. Probably.
~ Yeah, we'll be there.

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Will it be OK for me to pop in?

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~ Yeah. ~ Don't see why not.

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OK, cool.
Well, I'll see you there, then.

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See you.

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~ Bye. ~ Bye, Sophie.

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Could be good, buttons.

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Yeah...

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Yeah.

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Hello.

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~ All right? ~ Yeah. You? ~ Yeah.

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~ You're late. ~ Yeah, I went to the
pub. ~ Oh. Which one? ~ The Brewers.

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~ The Two Brewers? ~ Yeah.

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The pub on the corner of our road?

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Yeah.

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~ Oh, nice. ~ Sorry. I should have
phoned. ~ Might have been nice.

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I was with Lance. I didn't think
you'd want to hang out with Lance.

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You think he's a bit of a dick.

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I think you're a bit of a dick
as well, but I hang out with you.

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Might have been nice to have a drink
on a Saturday night

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at the end of my road,
with a couple of dicks.

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Sorry.

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~ Did you find anything good today?
~ Nah. Not much.

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Right.

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Are you all right?

109
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Are you pissed off with me
detecting?

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No, I don't mind, if you enjoy it,

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if it's helping
towards your studies.

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I need to find a new place
to search.

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All we turn up these days is litter
and ring-pulls.

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This is the land of the Saxons.

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I want to discover where they buried
their warriors and their kings.

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~ Instead of where they had their
snacks and soft drinks? ~ Exactly.

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But we're on it.

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~ We're going to strike gold soon
and then we'll be rich. ~ Oh, cool.

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We'll go to Africa. I'll set up
my school. You can go and dig holes.

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~ Can Lance come? ~ No!

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I did find a good penny.

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Young Victoria. 1865.

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Shut up!
That's been in the ground 150 years.

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Imagine who dropped that a century
and a half ago.

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~ Oh, yeah, brilliant(!) ~ You cow.

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~ Still think I'm brilliant?
~ Course I do.

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You're my Lord Carnarvon,
my Howard Carter.

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~ You're going to discover
the Valley of the Kings. ~ In Essex.

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In Essex.

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~ Can you see anything? ~ Yes!

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Wonderful things!

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Hello, love.

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You all right?

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Yeah. Just off to work.

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~ You all right? ~ Yeah, good.
~ Business good?

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00:09:03,940 --> 00:09:07,690
~ Oh, it's all right,
you know? ~ Good. Good.

137
00:09:07,740 --> 00:09:13,610
Cos I just... I know... I found your
Purple...Rain album and I wondered...

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Do you want me to drop that round?

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~ Oh, yeah. Would you mind? ~ Yeah.

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00:09:19,540 --> 00:09:22,730
Sure. Cos...I thought you...

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I know you like that song
When Doves Cry.

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~ When Doves Cry, yeah.
~ You got a record player...?

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Tony's got one.
Really nice vintage one.

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~ Oh, good. ~ He's here, actually.
You should say hello.

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~ Oh, you're all right, cos...
~ TONY, LANCE IS HERE!

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Er...

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Hello, mate. Long time no see.

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~ Yep.
~ Did you just pop in to say hello?

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No, I needed a...scented candle.

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~ Didn't think they were your style.
For you? ~ Just a present for someone.

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Ooh! A girl?

152
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~ No. ~ A boy?

153
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No. A girl, yeah.

154
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~ Girlfriend? ~ No.

155
00:10:01,540 --> 00:10:03,210
Well... Yeah.

156
00:10:03,260 --> 00:10:05,450
Ooh!

157
00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:09,930
~ Who is she? ~ Oh, no-one.
Just...someone.

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00:10:09,980 --> 00:10:11,930
What flavour?

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~ Pardon? ~ The candle.

160
00:10:14,060 --> 00:10:17,570
Oh...
I don't know. What have you got?

161
00:10:17,620 --> 00:10:20,260
~ I like bergamot and vetiver. ~ Mm.

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00:10:21,780 --> 00:10:23,850
I'll just have a vanilla.

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00:10:23,900 --> 00:10:27,210
~ Always think
they smell like minicabs. ~ £3.75.

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~ Cheers. ~ Do you want your change?
~ Cheers, Mags. Bye.

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Yeah, bye, love.

166
00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:22,970
Bollocks, mate!
You just want to see that girl again.

167
00:11:23,020 --> 00:11:27,130
Yes, you do. I can read you like
a book. Anyway, she won't turn up.

168
00:11:27,180 --> 00:11:31,130
Good. Well, you won't be
disappointed, then, will you?

169
00:11:31,180 --> 00:11:32,650
No, come round mine.

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00:11:32,700 --> 00:11:35,490
I'll knock you up a ruby
and we can head over together.

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00:11:35,540 --> 00:11:37,050
Anything you don't eat?

172
00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:39,500
Yeah. Apart from meat and fish.

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00:11:41,420 --> 00:11:43,050
OK. Hold on.

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00:11:43,100 --> 00:11:46,940
Ted! Is it all right if I knock
off after I've done those aubergines?

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Yeah, OK. Back in an hour.

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Adios.

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00:11:54,700 --> 00:11:56,130
Hey.

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Lance has invited us

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00:11:58,180 --> 00:12:01,410
round for a curry before we head
over to the club tonight.

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00:12:01,460 --> 00:12:02,610
Do you want to come?

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00:12:02,660 --> 00:12:05,730
Obviously not! For so many reasons,

182
00:12:05,780 --> 00:12:08,570
not least of which is the fact
I'm not really invited.

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00:12:08,620 --> 00:12:12,170
You're just saying that cos
I had a go at you the other night.

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00:12:12,220 --> 00:12:14,420
What's happening at the club
tonight?

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~ Buttons?!
~ You heard me. Do you want to come?

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00:12:18,620 --> 00:12:20,650
Fuck off!

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00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:24,940
~ All right. I love you. See you
later. ~ Yeah, you too. See you later.

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♪ I've lived in a box by the rails

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♪ Only thing you use, you don't fail

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00:12:56,980 --> 00:12:59,490
♪ When you live in a box
by the rails

191
00:12:59,540 --> 00:13:02,020
♪ Don't comb your hair,
don't comb your tail

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00:13:05,740 --> 00:13:07,170
♪ Sweep my mess away

193
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,450
♪ Leave my body, leave my bones

194
00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:11,570
♪ Leave me home and leave my soul

195
00:13:11,620 --> 00:13:14,930
♪ Leave me nothing
I don't need at all

196
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♪ Nothing I don't need at all. ♪

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Nice tits.

198
00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:50,610
Why, thank you.

199
00:13:50,660 --> 00:13:53,690
~ Something smells... ~ Delicious? ~ No.

200
00:13:53,740 --> 00:13:55,970
Something just smells.

201
00:13:56,020 --> 00:13:57,740
Very droll.

202
00:13:59,140 --> 00:14:02,300
Here, stick those peelings
in the compost for me, would you?

203
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:07,330
You've only got a balcony.
What do you use compost for?

204
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:10,140
Never know
when it might come in handy.

205
00:14:11,660 --> 00:14:14,250
What's that?

206
00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:16,180
Dunlop SP244, isn't it?

207
00:14:20,740 --> 00:14:24,690
So, I was reading cos of the hot
dry summer we've had,

208
00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:28,130
a lot of the earth works
and archaeological sites have

209
00:14:28,180 --> 00:14:31,410
started to show up as dry
patches in the fields.

210
00:14:31,460 --> 00:14:34,530
Right, so I had a look
on Google Earth.

211
00:14:34,580 --> 00:14:37,290
Looked round the local areas,
scanning the fields,

212
00:14:37,340 --> 00:14:40,460
~ see what I could see.
~ Right. ~ And look.

213
00:14:41,980 --> 00:14:47,330
Hembristone. You know
those cabbage fields off the B1010?

214
00:14:47,380 --> 00:14:50,050
Well, look at this,

215
00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:52,690
ring-shaped feature in the field.

216
00:14:52,740 --> 00:14:54,730
OK.

217
00:14:54,780 --> 00:14:59,290
Iron Age roundhouse.
But wait, there's more.

218
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Move to the left and voila!

219
00:15:02,660 --> 00:15:04,890
Another one.

220
00:15:04,940 --> 00:15:09,330
But move again to the left
and here's yet another.

221
00:15:09,380 --> 00:15:13,290
Slightly larger circular feature,
but this is different.

222
00:15:13,340 --> 00:15:20,570
This one has some sort of entrance
leading to an enclosure. A gateway.

223
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,740
All in a line.

224
00:15:23,780 --> 00:15:26,530
Iron Age settlement.

225
00:15:26,580 --> 00:15:29,970
~ Iron Age settlement?
~ Look at it. Right there.

226
00:15:30,020 --> 00:15:32,290
Mate, you look at it.

227
00:15:32,340 --> 00:15:34,610
Notice anything?

228
00:15:34,660 --> 00:15:36,530
What? No.

229
00:15:36,580 --> 00:15:40,130
Do these features seem to
spell anything?

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00:15:40,180 --> 00:15:42,450
No.

231
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:44,330
Wait, erm...

232
00:15:44,380 --> 00:15:47,340
G-O-O...

233
00:15:50,420 --> 00:15:54,570
~ Oh, fucking...
~ Do they seem to spell Google?

234
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,050
~ Fuck it! ~ You prick.

235
00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:59,450
~ It's the Google Earth watermark.
~ It's the Google Earth watermark.

236
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,970
Well, I bet you've
fallen for that before.

237
00:16:02,020 --> 00:16:05,330
Yeah, but I realised within
15 seconds and I never told anyone.

238
00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:10,900
No, look. Tell you where we want to
be. I've been doing my own recon.

239
00:16:12,020 --> 00:16:13,610
This farm, here.

240
00:16:13,660 --> 00:16:16,850
~ I don't remember anyone ever going
there before, do you? ~ No.

241
00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:20,090
Look, this is the original Roman
road running up the side.

242
00:16:20,140 --> 00:16:23,490
Where you've got Roman, who's to say
you haven't got Saxon as well?

243
00:16:23,540 --> 00:16:25,530
We all know there's
a Saxon ship burial

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00:16:25,580 --> 00:16:27,490
somewhere in this part
of the county.

245
00:16:27,540 --> 00:16:29,170
We've just got to find it first.

246
00:16:29,220 --> 00:16:31,730
Saxon hoard.

247
00:16:31,780 --> 00:16:34,970
~ It's basically the Holy Grail
of treasure hunting. ~ Well, no.

248
00:16:35,020 --> 00:16:37,610
The Holy Grail is
the Holy Grail of treasure hunting.

249
00:16:37,660 --> 00:16:39,210
If you're going to be pedantic

250
00:16:39,260 --> 00:16:42,690
the Ark of the Covenant
is the Holy Grail.

251
00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:45,820
Let's talk to Terry,
see if he knows who owns this land.

252
00:16:47,380 --> 00:16:48,650
Kerchink.

253
00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:50,450
Ching!

254
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:54,690
And though occasionally a button
will turn up with some

255
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sort of decoration or insignia,
the majority, and I mean the vast

256
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:06,650
majority, as you've seen from my
slides, are completely featureless.

257
00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:10,850
And so, if you think
about the number of buttons

258
00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:13,690
our predecessors
had on their clothes,

259
00:17:13,740 --> 00:17:15,690
compared with the number of coins

260
00:17:15,740 --> 00:17:19,610
they would be carrying in their
pockets, is it any wonder that we

261
00:17:19,660 --> 00:17:23,690
find many more buttons
in our day-to-day detecting

262
00:17:23,740 --> 00:17:25,100
than we do coins?

263
00:17:30,020 --> 00:17:36,660
So the humble, boring button is
a very real piece of social history.

264
00:17:38,260 --> 00:17:40,460
Lights, please, Sheila.

265
00:17:43,340 --> 00:17:45,780
Sheila?

266
00:17:47,980 --> 00:17:49,610
Thanks, darling.

267
00:17:49,660 --> 00:17:51,180
Button.

268
00:17:54,020 --> 00:17:55,860
So, any questions?

269
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:00,530
Nobody?

270
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,050
Righto, then.

271
00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:04,050
Ahem. Club notices.

272
00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:06,890
Now, some of you have been
complaining about other

273
00:18:06,940 --> 00:18:09,530
detecting clubs
muscling in on your sites.

274
00:18:09,580 --> 00:18:12,610
Yes, it's those
wankers from the Antiquisearchers.

275
00:18:12,660 --> 00:18:14,490
~ They're spying on us. ~ Russell...

276
00:18:14,540 --> 00:18:17,730
I spent weeks researching that site,
putting together a portfolio,

277
00:18:17,780 --> 00:18:21,330
only to find that someone had got
there the day before me

278
00:18:21,380 --> 00:18:22,810
and secured permission.

279
00:18:22,860 --> 00:18:27,010
The Antiquisearchers are officially
affiliated with the museum.

280
00:18:27,060 --> 00:18:31,170
I find it very hard to believe
that they would be that underhand.

281
00:18:31,220 --> 00:18:36,370
To be on the safe side, I will not
be accepting any new members

282
00:18:36,420 --> 00:18:39,290
until the beginning of next season.

283
00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:43,970
Hello.
Is this the metal detecting club?

284
00:18:44,020 --> 00:18:47,220
~ Hello, Sophie. Everybody,
this is my friend Sophie. ~ Hi!

285
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:51,330
Welcome to the mass ranks
of the Danebury Metal Detecting Club.

286
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,850
~ Come in. Come in.
~ I hope you don't mind.

287
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:56,210
I was just interested in seeing
what was going on

288
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:58,050
and what kind of things you'd found.

289
00:18:58,100 --> 00:19:00,730
I understood there was going to be
a talk about buttons?

290
00:19:00,780 --> 00:19:05,010
~ I'm Russell. ~ Welcome, Sophie.
You are very welcome.

291
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:08,050
I'm afraid you've just
missed my talk about buttons,

292
00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:10,290
but I'll very happily do a recap.

293
00:19:10,340 --> 00:19:14,050
~ No! ~ Please, no!
~ That's OK. Don't worry. Thank you.

294
00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:16,250
Well, take a seat, Sophie,

295
00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:19,370
and welcome to the
Danebury Metal Detecting Club.

296
00:19:19,420 --> 00:19:22,370
~ What happened to "no new members",
Terry? ~ Sorry?

297
00:19:22,420 --> 00:19:25,810
You just said we're not
accepting any new members.

298
00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:28,450
~ It's all right. ~ Sophie's cool.
We know Sophie.

299
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,050
There we are, then.

300
00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:35,220
~ If we are all in agreement...
Welcome, Sophie. ~ Thank you.

301
00:19:41,260 --> 00:19:44,890
~ What do you think?
~ Yeah, it was interesting.

302
00:19:44,940 --> 00:19:47,450
How was the talk on buttons?

303
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:49,010
Adrenalin-fuelled.

304
00:19:49,060 --> 00:19:52,050
~ What's next week?
~ Monster Munch packets.

305
00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:57,010
This land belongs to one
Lawrence Bishop. Mad as a frog.

306
00:19:57,060 --> 00:20:00,410
People have tried to get permission,
but he always refuses.

307
00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:04,650
Doesn't want people digging around
on his land. Very odd character.

308
00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:07,930
~ Yeah? ~ Yeah, his wife disappeared
years back.

309
00:20:07,980 --> 00:20:09,690
Back when I was on the force.

310
00:20:09,740 --> 00:20:12,130
I wasn't involved in the case,
personally,

311
00:20:12,180 --> 00:20:15,010
but I know they had a very
big file on it.

312
00:20:15,060 --> 00:20:18,770
They watched him for years.
Couldn't ever get anything on him.

313
00:20:18,820 --> 00:20:21,850
Not even enough to get a warrant
out to search his land.

314
00:20:21,900 --> 00:20:23,500
That doesn't bode well!

315
00:20:25,340 --> 00:20:28,850
That's got to be a first.
Student buys round!

316
00:20:28,900 --> 00:20:31,250
Yeah, funny.

317
00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:34,250
~ What are you studying?
~ Ancient history.

318
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:37,010
Oh, wow.
You're in the right place! Ha-ha!

319
00:20:37,060 --> 00:20:40,370
You want to get yourself a detector
and get out there in the mud.

320
00:20:40,420 --> 00:20:41,970
I'll take you out, if you like.

321
00:20:42,020 --> 00:20:45,650
~ That'd be good. Someone text me
when you going out next? ~ Saturday?

322
00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:48,970
I can't do Saturday.
I'm taking Mags and her mum to bingo.

323
00:20:49,020 --> 00:20:52,690
~ Again? ~ Who's Mags? Is that
your wife? ~ Ex-wife. She uses him.

324
00:20:52,740 --> 00:20:54,370
She doesn't use me. I want to help.

325
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:57,050
~ Why can't the Pizza Hut manager
take them? ~ I like doing it.

326
00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:59,650
Bollocks, mate.
You want to forget her, otherwise

327
00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:01,970
she'll keep on taking the piss.
Move on.

328
00:21:02,020 --> 00:21:05,530
Cheers for the advice, mate,
that I neither asked for nor wanted.

329
00:21:05,580 --> 00:21:07,370
Mind your own bloody business.

330
00:21:07,420 --> 00:21:11,210
~ What about you, Andy? Have you got
a wife? ~ Me? No, no. I'm not married.

331
00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:16,570
~ Shall I get us another one in?
~ It's my round. Same again? ~ Um...

332
00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:19,130
No, I'd better get going.
Early start in the morning.

333
00:21:19,180 --> 00:21:21,860
That's got to be a first!
Student gets up early!

334
00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:24,530
Oh, funny(!)

335
00:21:24,580 --> 00:21:27,660
We're going to call it a night too,
aren't we, darling?

336
00:21:29,660 --> 00:21:31,610
Ah. Tango class in the morning.

337
00:21:31,660 --> 00:21:36,450
~ No, it's tap tomorrow, Terry.
~ Course! It's Wednesday! Ha-ha!

338
00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:39,890
~ Bye, all. ~ Night-night. ~ See you.

339
00:21:39,940 --> 00:21:42,100
~ After you, madam. ~ Thank you.

340
00:21:44,740 --> 00:21:46,850
What was that about?

341
00:21:46,900 --> 00:21:49,050
~ What? ~ You know what.

342
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:52,130
~ What? ~ Why didn't you mention Becky
when she asked if you were married?

343
00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:53,530
I'm not married.

344
00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:56,450
No, but you've got a long-term
girlfriend called Becky.

345
00:21:56,500 --> 00:22:00,370
~ Who I was about to mention and I was
interrupted, remember? ~ Oh, right.

346
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:01,820
Yeah.

347
00:22:03,140 --> 00:22:06,010
What were you
saying before they left?

348
00:22:06,060 --> 00:22:10,850
~ Your ex-wife taking the piss? ~ No.
Something about "same again".

349
00:22:10,900 --> 00:22:12,620
~ Same again? ~ Yeah, thanks very much.

350
00:22:17,380 --> 00:22:21,530
~ You do. ~ I don't. ~ You do. You always
mention what she's wearing.

351
00:22:21,580 --> 00:22:24,490
That's because I don't like what
she's wearing.

352
00:22:24,540 --> 00:22:26,890
You say it every time
she comes on the telly.

353
00:22:26,940 --> 00:22:29,010
I never like what she's wearing.

354
00:22:29,060 --> 00:22:32,010
~ I don't fancy Fiona Bruce.
~ Yes, you do!

355
00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:33,890
No, I don't. I tried once.

356
00:22:33,940 --> 00:22:36,850
Thought she'd be a good
person off the TV to fancy,

357
00:22:36,900 --> 00:22:40,570
but I couldn't manage it,
didn't get very far.

358
00:22:40,620 --> 00:22:45,130
~ Who do you fancy off the telly?
~ No-one springs to mind. ~ Bullshit!

359
00:22:45,180 --> 00:22:48,210
~ There must be someone.
~ No, I can't think of anyone.

360
00:22:48,260 --> 00:22:52,690
~ Susanna Reid! ~ No.
You're the only one for me, Becks.

361
00:22:52,740 --> 00:22:55,130
Idiot.

362
00:22:55,180 --> 00:22:57,810
You still on for going
to my sister's tomorrow?

363
00:22:57,860 --> 00:23:00,890
~ Oh, I'm going out with Lance.
~ Oh, what? ~ Sorry, I forgot.

364
00:23:00,940 --> 00:23:04,170
~ Jesus! You spend more time with him
than you do with me! ~ No, I don't.

365
00:23:04,220 --> 00:23:06,770
~ What time are you going? ~ For lunch!

366
00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:09,570
Oh, we'll probably be
finished by then anyway. We're just

367
00:23:09,620 --> 00:23:12,610
~ going to see some mad landowner,
try and get his permission. ~ Right,

368
00:23:12,660 --> 00:23:15,730
and if he gives you permission,
you'll want to go detecting.

369
00:23:15,780 --> 00:23:19,780
~ True. ~ Have to hope he doesn't, then.
~ Fingers crossed.

370
00:23:20,860 --> 00:23:24,170
Oh, can we switch over?
She's starting to make me feel sick!

371
00:23:28,940 --> 00:23:31,410
~ QI? ~ Yes!

372
00:23:31,460 --> 00:23:35,810
~ Did you hear that on QI last night?
~ Oh, I knew it before it was on QI.

373
00:23:35,860 --> 00:23:37,290
Right.

374
00:23:37,340 --> 00:23:41,210
It was just a coincidence that you
said it the day after it was on QI.

375
00:23:41,260 --> 00:23:43,260
Just reminded me of it, that's all.

376
00:23:46,780 --> 00:23:48,770
Here we are.

377
00:23:48,820 --> 00:23:51,370
You think this is wise?

378
00:23:51,420 --> 00:23:54,890
Tell you what, let me do the talking.
I'll turn on the charm.

379
00:23:54,940 --> 00:23:58,010
You're just a bit...awkward.

380
00:23:58,060 --> 00:23:59,330
Yeah, cheers.

381
00:23:59,380 --> 00:24:02,220
Don't try
any of your stand-up on him.

382
00:24:13,340 --> 00:24:15,810
Get back! Go on!
Get back in there!

383
00:24:15,860 --> 00:24:17,660
Get down! Stay back in there!

384
00:24:19,300 --> 00:24:23,540
~ Yes? ~ Sorry to disturb you, sir.
~ Have you come about the...?

385
00:24:25,420 --> 00:24:27,450
~ The? ~ The...

386
00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:29,220
What have you come about?

387
00:24:31,260 --> 00:24:34,370
~ No, you're not actually
expecting us. ~ Am I not?

388
00:24:34,420 --> 00:24:37,170
No, we're actually metal
detectorists.

389
00:24:37,220 --> 00:24:38,930
We were wondering if you'd give us

390
00:24:38,980 --> 00:24:41,730
~ your permission to
detect on your land. ~ Good Lord!

391
00:24:41,780 --> 00:24:46,010
~ Was it a competition? ~ Pardon?
~ Did I send off for it?

392
00:24:46,060 --> 00:24:48,930
No. I guess it's just your lucky day.

393
00:24:48,980 --> 00:24:50,850
Fascinating.

394
00:24:50,900 --> 00:24:52,460
Cup of tea?

395
00:24:55,180 --> 00:24:56,530
Don't mind the dogs.

396
00:24:56,580 --> 00:24:59,850
They're a bit boisterous,
but they're only being friendly.

397
00:24:59,900 --> 00:25:02,090
Push them off the sofa
if they're in the way.

398
00:25:02,140 --> 00:25:04,460
They shouldn't even
be on the furniture.

399
00:25:22,140 --> 00:25:24,810
~ So... Mr Bishop... ~ Larry, please.

400
00:25:24,860 --> 00:25:28,780
~ Larry, you've never given anyone
permission before. ~ No, never.

401
00:25:30,260 --> 00:25:34,690
~ So, no-one's ever
detected on this land? ~ No.

402
00:25:34,740 --> 00:25:37,780
There was that dig years ago.

403
00:25:39,820 --> 00:25:43,970
~ Sorry. Dig, Larry?
~ Archaeological dig, before the war.

404
00:25:44,020 --> 00:25:47,500
My grandfather told me about it
when I was wearing short trousers.

405
00:25:49,980 --> 00:25:51,970
When I was a child.

406
00:25:52,020 --> 00:25:55,410
~ Yes. ~ Yes, and did they f-find
anything? ~ No. They didn't have time.

407
00:25:55,460 --> 00:25:58,170
Dug a couple of trenches,
then the war happened,

408
00:25:58,220 --> 00:26:01,130
and they had more important things
to spend the money on.

409
00:26:01,180 --> 00:26:03,450
Any idea what they were looking for?

410
00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:05,490
No idea.

411
00:26:05,540 --> 00:26:08,370
So, Larry, er...

412
00:26:08,420 --> 00:26:13,010
~ would you mind if we had a little
look around? ~ Not at all.

413
00:26:13,060 --> 00:26:15,730
Let me know what you turn up.

414
00:26:15,780 --> 00:26:19,410
Stay out of the paddock
on Birchwood Road.

415
00:26:19,460 --> 00:26:21,140
Don't go digging down there.

416
00:26:24,860 --> 00:26:27,700
~ Okey-doke. ~ Right, will do.
We'll stay out of there.

417
00:26:32,540 --> 00:26:34,050
Anyone seen my phone?

418
00:26:34,100 --> 00:26:36,020
Bloody dogs have hidden it,
have they?

419
00:26:37,340 --> 00:26:40,490
Have one of you beasts
stolen my telephone?

420
00:26:40,540 --> 00:26:44,690
Come back here, you little shitters!
Come on! Come on! Come here!

421
00:26:44,740 --> 00:26:46,890
Come on, I know your game.

422
00:26:46,940 --> 00:26:48,820
Come on.

423
00:26:50,380 --> 00:26:53,450
This is it, mate.
This is the big one.

424
00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:56,330
This is exactly what
happened at Sutton Hoo.

425
00:26:56,380 --> 00:27:00,050
They abandoned it because of the war,
then they went back to finish it off.

426
00:27:00,100 --> 00:27:01,890
They sort of left it all to us.

427
00:27:01,940 --> 00:27:05,370
This time next year,
we're going to be millionaires!

428
00:27:05,420 --> 00:27:08,290
Mate,
maybe we should do this properly -

429
00:27:08,340 --> 00:27:11,450
mark out the site with a grid
system, do it area by area,

430
00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:14,330
~ make sure we cover everything.
~ Sod that! Let's get detecting!

431
00:27:14,380 --> 00:27:16,970
We should survey the site
for a couple of days before we even

432
00:27:17,020 --> 00:27:20,370
~ turn the detectors on.
~ Oh, too late. I turned it on!

433
00:27:20,420 --> 00:27:22,730
I've got a good feeling
about this, mate.

434
00:27:22,780 --> 00:27:26,170
When they were looking for Richard
III, first hole they dug, bingo!

435
00:27:26,220 --> 00:27:31,130
~ Fuck it! You're right. ~ This is going
to be massive. You mark my words.

436
00:27:35,060 --> 00:27:37,180
Here we go.

437
00:27:48,180 --> 00:27:49,730
Get ready...

438
00:27:49,780 --> 00:27:51,620
to get rich.

439
00:28:06,420 --> 00:28:07,940
What you got?

440
00:28:10,620 --> 00:28:11,970
Biscuit wrapper.

441
00:28:12,020 --> 00:28:13,860
Mint Viscount '75.