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[ Birds chirping ]

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How´s it going?

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Oh.

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Choppy.

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I was getting nothing
but iffies and pops,

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so I cranked up discrimination,
dropped her down a cog,

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wound her up full chat.

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-You?
-Yeah.

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She was just giving me chatter
on the long arm,

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so sunk out the threshold

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and cheated a couple of
ground inches on the back nine.

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Anything?
Hot rocks and grots.

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What have you got?

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Ring pull.

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´82.

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Something fruity.

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Could be Quatro.

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Could be Lilt.

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[ "Detectorists" plays ]

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♫ Will you search through
the lonely earth for me ♫

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♫ Climb through
the briar and bramble? ♫

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♫ I´ll be your treasure ♫

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♫ I´m waiting for you ♫

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LANCE:
So, what did she say?

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ANDY:
Found the letter and read it.

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Furious.

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I mean, like,
spitting with rage.

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LANCE: Bloody hell.
Sounds terrifying.

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ANDY: I know.
Hell has no fury like...Becky.

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I should have told her
as soon as I got the job.

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I don´t know why I have this
compulsion to keep secrets.

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LANCE:
So, what you gonna do?

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ANDY:
Oh, I don´t know.

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I just don´t think
I´m driven enough for her.

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You know,
I´m not ambitious enough.

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No shame in that.
Ambition´s overrated.

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On TV, all these people
reaching for the stars.

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Striving to be the best.

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Looks exhausting.

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I suppose, you know,
not being ambitious

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doesn´t mean
you have to stagnate.

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It means
you´re not tied down.

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You´re free to go
where the wind blows you.

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Yeah, but how does that fit in
with Becky´s way?

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Well, fits in perfectly,
doesn´t it?

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I mean,
Becky can be the driving force,

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take you and Stan to new places,

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and you´ll be there
to rein her in

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and protect her when necessary.

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Christ´s sake, mate.

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Where do you get
these nuggets of wisdom from?

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Very wise man.

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Mate, could...

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Mate?

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[ Slow acoustic guitar music
plays ]

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It´s Sophie.

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-Hello.
-Hey.

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LANCE: Sophie.

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[ Gasps ]
Hello, Stanley.

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You good?

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-Support the head.
-Support the head.

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Yeah.
I know.

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Where have you been?

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-Metal detecting.
-Metal detecting.

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Anything?

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-Iffies and pops.
-Hot rocks and grots.

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So I just find out a few things
that made me feel even shitter

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than I did already.

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Turns out Peter is banned

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from owning a metal detector
in Germany.

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No way.

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Nighthawking.

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Found guilty of two counts
of disturbing war graves.

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Bastard.

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Oh, well, you weren´t to know.

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You knew.

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I just didn´t listen.

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Well, even if there is gold
on that plane,

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doesn´t do anything for me.

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Wrong kind of gold.

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You coming to the rally?

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Terry´s called a meeting
to discuss the finer points.

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No, I think I´ll stay away.

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Gonna go home for a few days.

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Yeah?
When you back?

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Next weekend.

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-See you then?
-Yeah.

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Good boy.

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Good luck with the rally.

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Safe.

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Hey.

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-All right?
-Yeah.

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Was he good?

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Yeah, he had a lovely time.

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-Can we talk about this?
-I thought we already had.

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You shouldn´t have
read that letter.

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Don´t make me lose my temper.

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Not when I´m dressed
as a Victorian flower seller.

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Okay.

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Why are you dressed
as a Victorian flower seller?

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It´s the school fete tomorrow.
I told you.

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Dickens themed.

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We´re staying
at my mum´s tonight.

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-ANDY: So when can we talk?
-Some other time.

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LANCE: Here he is.
Terrodactyl.

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Sir Lancelot.

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Hello, boys.

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LANCE:
All ready for the rally?

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Yeah, all going well, mate.
Yeah.

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Lost the ice cream van
last minute

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to Framlingham sausage fest,
but otherwise...

112
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And can we expect a few down,
do you think?

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Yeah, should be a few
coming down, yeah.

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Yeah, hoping to welcome
some members

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from the Letchworth Locators.

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Steve and Gladys Langley
from the Uxbridge Unearthers.

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I know, I know.

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And quite a few
from the Romford Recoverers,

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including Bob Cromer´s widow,
Ann.

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Don´t mention the exhumation.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Probably still a bit raw.

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However, certain people
may try to infiltrate

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who will not be welcome.

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I didn´t have a picture of those
two, so this will have to do.

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But if you see any
of these three snooping about,

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let me know.

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I´ll handle it from there.

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Mm.
Roger that.

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Anyway, drinks?

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Same again, girls?

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I´ll come and help.
Extra pair of hands.

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-[ Chuckles ]
-Oh! [ Laughing ]

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Ohh.

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So are we gonna meet your
daughter at the rally, Lance?

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´Fraid not.

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Ohh.

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Thought that was the idea.

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Didn´t you buy her a detector?

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I think
I might have mucked that up.

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Oh, dear.

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Showered her with gifts,
and now she´s scarpered.

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Oh. But wasn´t she the one
who found you?

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Why would she then
just run away?

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Probably thought I was a nutter.

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Rubbish.

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Probably came on a bit strong.

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But what you´ve got
going for you now

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is that she´s met you,
Lance.

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And you´re lovely.

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So she´s bound to come back
when she´s ready.

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Thanks, Sheila.

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I´ll let her decide.

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Never realized how often
I´d thought about her

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over the last 20 years.

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I know.

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Imagining every day
what they might be doing now.

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Ha.

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What they would look like.

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-Yeah.
-Mm.

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Exactly.

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I know. Ha.

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Hmm.

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Hello, uh, Kate?

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Yeah, it´s me again.
It´s Lance.

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Just thought I´d leave you
a message.

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Um, ignore the other eight.

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Especially the last one.

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You haven´t listened to it yet,
don´t bother.

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It´s not very good.

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Wasn´t thinking straight.

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I was sort of saying that
I-I didn´t mind

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if you didn´t want to
see me again.

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But I do mind.

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Now that I´ve met you,
I don´t want to lose you.

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I-I want to be
a part of your life,

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even if it´s just a tiny part.

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But you don´t have to
call me dad.

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You can call me
whatever you like.

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And we don´t have to
go ice-skating

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or anything together.

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Won´t ask
about your boyfriends.

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Just don´t disappear.

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I don´t think
I could stand it.

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Anyway, um, give us a call.

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Let me know
everything´s all right.

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Yeah. Okay.

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Bye.

189
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So, what we´ve got here,
ladies and gentlemen,

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is the wreckage
of a Second World War

191
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German Junkers Ju 88

192
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that we have managed to save
from nighthawks.

193
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Now, as you can see,

194
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we´ve already started to
take off the top layer

195
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so we can see
what´s left of the plane.

196
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And Russell and Hugh are gonna
be working solely on this.

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Now, the rest of you are free
to wander wherever you like

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within the fields
clearly marked on your maps.

199
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Well, it just remains for me
to say, have a great day!

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Get your coils to the soil,

201
00:10:37,830 --> 00:10:39,730
enjoy your metal detecting,

202
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and by the end of the day

203
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may you all have danced
the gold dance.

204
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Right, come on in.

205
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,630
Well, it looks like we´re
gonna have a nice day for it.

206
00:11:06,630 --> 00:11:09,600
Be nice to see everyone out
detecting together.

207
00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:12,430
See if their techniques
have changed.

208
00:11:12,430 --> 00:11:13,800
How´s your swing
coming along, Hugh?

209
00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:16,400
Um, all right, I think.

210
00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:18,070
Mm.
Well, let´s see it, then.

211
00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:29,200
Yeah, very nice.

212
00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,670
You want to hunch over
a bit more, though, you know?

213
00:11:31,670 --> 00:11:32,730
Stoop over.

214
00:11:32,730 --> 00:11:34,800
Your back´s too straight.

215
00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:40,270
Yeah, that´s better.

216
00:11:41,670 --> 00:11:43,400
Well, I´ll see you at lunch.

217
00:11:45,370 --> 00:11:47,630
[ Mid-tempo folk music plays ]

218
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Where are you gonna put it all?

219
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Hoping a museum eventually.

220
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If I can find the right venue
and funding.

221
00:12:38,870 --> 00:12:42,430
The museum
of sharp, twisted metal?

222
00:12:42,430 --> 00:12:44,600
Aviation archaeology museum.

223
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Right.

224
00:12:45,730 --> 00:12:48,270
I´ll just put it my garage
for now.

225
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Your mum and dad won´t mind?

226
00:12:52,130 --> 00:12:54,000
I don´t live
with my mum and dad.

227
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,370
Why not?

228
00:12:55,370 --> 00:12:56,970
Because I´m 32.

229
00:12:57,930 --> 00:12:59,930
-You´re what?
-32.

230
00:12:59,930 --> 00:13:02,800
-Years of age?
-Yeah.

231
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:06,330
So why have I been buying you
pints of Coke all this time?

232
00:13:06,330 --> 00:13:08,400
´Cause you never ask me
if I want anything different.

233
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,070
I mean, why haven´t you been
getting a round in

234
00:13:10,070 --> 00:13:13,030
every once in a while
if you´re thirty-bloody-two?

235
00:13:14,470 --> 00:13:15,930
Have you got a syndrome?

236
00:13:15,930 --> 00:13:17,330
What sort of syndrome?

237
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:19,770
I don´t know.
One that makes you look young.

238
00:13:19,770 --> 00:13:21,930
No.

239
00:13:21,930 --> 00:13:23,130
Just look young.

240
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32.

241
00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:27,730
I feel like
I´ve been groomed.

242
00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:45,670
Sold any, Sheila?

243
00:13:45,670 --> 00:13:47,370
Not yet, Lance.

244
00:13:47,370 --> 00:13:48,770
How many have we got left?

245
00:13:48,770 --> 00:13:51,030
127.

246
00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:54,970
All our members
have already bought one.

247
00:13:54,970 --> 00:13:58,530
Thought they might buy a spare
or a present for someone.

248
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-SHEILA: Mm.
-Hang on.

249
00:14:00,630 --> 00:14:02,600
Russell isn´t wearing one.

250
00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:04,600
Hugh!

251
00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,970
Tell Russell to get up here,
put his hand in his pocket,

252
00:14:06,970 --> 00:14:08,600
and buy a new fleece, would you?

253
00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:09,970
He´s right there.

254
00:14:15,130 --> 00:14:16,670
Who´s that, then?

255
00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:26,130
-Terry.
-Yeah?

256
00:14:26,130 --> 00:14:27,170
Terry.

257
00:14:29,070 --> 00:14:31,270
Looks like we got a visitor.

258
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,170
TERRY: Right.

259
00:14:39,130 --> 00:14:40,400
You want back up?

260
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,030
Leave this to me.

261
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,670
Oi! You.

262
00:14:51,670 --> 00:14:53,230
You´re not welcome
at this rally,

263
00:14:53,230 --> 00:14:54,600
you´re not welcome
on this site,

264
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,270
and you´re not welcome
in this hobby.

265
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,470
This is my site.
I led you here.

266
00:14:58,470 --> 00:15:00,400
You wouldn´t even know about it
if it wasn´t for me.

267
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,830
This is not your site.

268
00:15:01,830 --> 00:15:03,630
You gave up all claim on it

269
00:15:03,630 --> 00:15:06,000
when you came down here
the other night to rob it!

270
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,400
-I wasn´t here the other night.
-Well, that´s a lie.

271
00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:11,270
Like just about everything else
you said since you turned up.

272
00:15:11,270 --> 00:15:14,230
The DMDC prides itself
on its conduct.

273
00:15:14,230 --> 00:15:17,330
-We don´t need people like you.
-What are people like me?

274
00:15:17,330 --> 00:15:18,630
Liars.

275
00:15:18,630 --> 00:15:21,600
Nighthawks.
Scum of the earth.

276
00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:24,430
Oh, we know all about you.
And what you´ve done.

277
00:15:24,430 --> 00:15:26,670
We´re all looking for gold,
Terry.

278
00:15:26,670 --> 00:15:29,830
The only difference is how far
you´re willing to go to find it.

279
00:15:29,830 --> 00:15:33,600
Oh, there are more differences
than that, believe me.

280
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,370
I don´t do this to get rich.

281
00:15:35,370 --> 00:15:36,970
-Really?
-Really.

282
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,870
Then why are you digging
this site?

283
00:15:38,870 --> 00:15:41,830
There´s no gold in this plane!

284
00:15:41,830 --> 00:15:44,000
Why would there be?

285
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:47,170
Whoever convinced you that
there was made a fool of you.

286
00:15:47,170 --> 00:15:49,970
You´re the ones
that did the digging.

287
00:15:49,970 --> 00:15:52,000
Saved me from the hard work.

288
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,800
Thanks.

289
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,430
Time to move on.

290
00:15:59,330 --> 00:16:01,400
You won´t get far.

291
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,800
-Mate.
-What?

292
00:16:26,730 --> 00:16:29,130
Hello.

293
00:16:30,670 --> 00:16:32,870
So...

294
00:16:32,870 --> 00:16:34,630
This is it.

295
00:16:34,630 --> 00:16:36,830
You all get together
in the middle of a field

296
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,470
to look for bits of metal,

297
00:16:38,470 --> 00:16:42,000
and the one who finds the best
bit of metal is the winner?

298
00:16:43,430 --> 00:16:44,830
Sort of, yeah.

299
00:16:47,130 --> 00:16:49,330
It´s not usually like this.

300
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,600
Detectorists are
usually solitary animals.

301
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,270
It´s only at certain times
of the year

302
00:16:56,270 --> 00:17:00,730
they gather together
in vast herds.

303
00:17:00,730 --> 00:17:03,800
It´s one of the wonders
of the natural world.

304
00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:06,770
I´m sorry I ran away.

305
00:17:06,770 --> 00:17:08,600
I´m sorry I scared you away.

306
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:09,630
It wasn´t you.

307
00:17:09,630 --> 00:17:11,470
-It was just...
-I know.

308
00:17:14,430 --> 00:17:17,800
So, what are you gonna do?

309
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,770
I am gonna fix things with Mum.

310
00:17:19,770 --> 00:17:21,830
-Yeah.
-But I´ll come back.

311
00:17:21,830 --> 00:17:24,670
And I´ll open a present
each time I do.

312
00:17:24,670 --> 00:17:26,270
Might take a long time.

313
00:17:26,270 --> 00:17:28,470
We´ve got a long time.

314
00:17:28,470 --> 00:17:31,600
Just, for God´s sake,
don´t buy any more.

315
00:17:33,670 --> 00:17:36,170
There is one present
you should open now.

316
00:17:47,130 --> 00:17:49,200
What is that?

317
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:51,600
-Football.
-[ Laughs ]

318
00:17:57,230 --> 00:17:59,700
Da-da!

319
00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:00,970
Hope it´s the right size.

320
00:18:00,970 --> 00:18:03,000
Yeah.
Thank you.

321
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,600
I love it.

322
00:18:05,730 --> 00:18:07,330
-Only had it one color.
-Yeah?

323
00:18:07,330 --> 00:18:08,600
Yeah.

324
00:18:12,230 --> 00:18:14,170
-Thanks.
-Mate.

325
00:18:14,170 --> 00:18:16,600
This is Kate.
It´s my daughter.

326
00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:18,000
-Hi, Kate.
-KATE: Hello.

327
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,930
-I´ve heard a lot about you.
-Yeah?

328
00:18:19,930 --> 00:18:21,270
Yeah, horrible things.

329
00:18:21,270 --> 00:18:23,030
Don´t listen to him.
He´s an idiot.

330
00:18:24,030 --> 00:18:25,230
Have you found anything?

331
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:28,600
Uh, just "canslaw."

332
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,930
What´s canslaw?

333
00:18:30,930 --> 00:18:33,370
It´s like coleslaw
but made out of drinking cans.

334
00:18:34,830 --> 00:18:36,470
You´re kidding me.

335
00:18:36,470 --> 00:18:39,330
No, there´s a whole vocabulary
for you to learn.

336
00:18:39,330 --> 00:18:41,130
Brand-new world.

337
00:18:41,130 --> 00:18:42,330
Be all right on your own?

338
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:44,330
On my own?

339
00:18:44,330 --> 00:18:46,630
Well, I was just gonna go off
and show Kate

340
00:18:46,630 --> 00:18:47,970
how to use her detector.

341
00:18:47,970 --> 00:18:50,830
Oh, yeah, see what you mean.
Yeah, of course. Yeah.

342
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:54,000
I´ve got to go pick up Stan, so
if I leave now I can get a lift.

343
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,230
Oh, you´re not staying for the
prizes at the end of the day?

344
00:18:56,230 --> 00:18:58,030
Nah.
I´ll see you later.

345
00:18:58,030 --> 00:18:59,030
Nice to meet you, Kate.

346
00:18:59,030 --> 00:19:00,300
And you.

347
00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:02,130
So...

348
00:19:02,130 --> 00:19:04,670
How´s this work, then, Dad?

349
00:19:04,670 --> 00:19:07,700
LANCE: Well,
once you get it unwrapped,

350
00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:11,430
you´ll find there´s
a couple of dials at the top.

351
00:19:11,430 --> 00:19:13,270
[ Slow acoustic guitar music
plays ]

352
00:19:23,270 --> 00:19:25,200
[ Speaking indistinctly ]

353
00:19:35,330 --> 00:19:37,070
Keep it low.
You´re doing well.

354
00:19:37,070 --> 00:19:39,100
-One-nil up.
-Yes!

355
00:19:41,830 --> 00:19:43,670
Off metal detecting?

356
00:19:43,670 --> 00:19:44,930
-Just been.
-Oh.

357
00:19:44,930 --> 00:19:46,530
Find anything?

358
00:19:46,530 --> 00:19:49,100
-Are you interested?
-Not really.

359
00:19:52,130 --> 00:19:54,400
Right, well,
thanks for everything.

360
00:19:55,430 --> 00:19:57,070
What are you going to do?

361
00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,430
About this Africa thing.

362
00:19:59,430 --> 00:20:01,670
I don´t know.

363
00:20:01,670 --> 00:20:03,670
What do you want?

364
00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:05,830
I just want to
protect my family.

365
00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:07,130
So protect them.

366
00:20:07,130 --> 00:20:09,670
I don´t know how
to protect them in Africa.

367
00:20:09,670 --> 00:20:11,270
You´ll figure it out.

368
00:20:11,270 --> 00:20:12,830
There are more ways
of protecting them

369
00:20:12,830 --> 00:20:15,170
than wrapping them
in cotton wool.

370
00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:17,670
It´s up to you.

371
00:20:17,670 --> 00:20:20,000
I don´t think she´ll go
without you, though.

372
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,230
Like she´s threatening.

373
00:20:22,230 --> 00:20:24,070
-No?
-Nah.

374
00:20:24,070 --> 00:20:26,600
She loves you.
Don´t ask me why.

375
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,130
I´ve always thought
you were a sad sack,

376
00:20:28,130 --> 00:20:31,000
but Becky´s seen
something in you,

377
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,200
and she´s far cleverer than me.

378
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:37,130
For a start,
she knows you´re a good dad.

379
00:20:37,130 --> 00:20:39,630
She never had a good dad.

380
00:20:39,630 --> 00:20:43,030
She can´t look after Stanley
on her own.

381
00:20:43,030 --> 00:20:46,400
If you´re not prepared to follow
her on her whims and adventures,

382
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:48,630
then you´re
just gonna have to tame her.

383
00:20:48,630 --> 00:20:51,370
-I don´t want to tame her.
-Good.

384
00:20:51,370 --> 00:20:54,400
´Cause I wouldn´t fancy
your chances.

385
00:21:13,670 --> 00:21:16,170
Becky, I´m outside the school.
Can you come out?

386
00:21:16,170 --> 00:21:18,230
-BECKY: Why can´t you come in?
-I don´t want to come in.

387
00:21:18,230 --> 00:21:19,630
I´m dressed
in modern-day clothes.

388
00:21:19,630 --> 00:21:20,600
Everyone will look at me.

389
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:22,000
BECKY: I´ve been thinking
about Africa.

390
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,200
I´ve decided.
We don´t have to go.

391
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,000
-I´ve made up my mind.
-Yes, and I think you´re right.

392
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,330
-No, Becky, I want to go.
-No.

393
00:21:27,330 --> 00:21:29,200
I want to go.
I was wrong.

394
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,070
If we don´t do it now,
then we´re never gonna do it.

395
00:21:31,070 --> 00:21:32,600
-It was a stupid idea.
-We have to do it.

396
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:33,470
No, I don´t want to go.

397
00:21:33,470 --> 00:21:34,930
It´s a once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity.

398
00:21:34,930 --> 00:21:36,600
-Stan´s too young.
-No. No.

399
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:38,670
-It´ll tear us apart.
-It´ll bring us closer together.

400
00:21:38,670 --> 00:21:40,030
-You were right.
-I was wrong.

401
00:21:40,030 --> 00:21:41,670
Honestly, Becky,
we need to do this.

402
00:21:41,670 --> 00:21:44,230
Let´s go and have an adventure.
You, me, and Stan.

403
00:21:44,230 --> 00:21:45,200
Really?

404
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:46,970
Oh, God.
Now I don´t know.

405
00:21:46,970 --> 00:21:48,470
No, we have to do it.

406
00:21:48,470 --> 00:21:51,770
I´ve got no idea what to expect,
but I want to give it a try.

407
00:21:53,770 --> 00:21:55,370
-Okay.
-Yeah?

408
00:21:55,370 --> 00:21:56,870
Yeah!

409
00:21:59,870 --> 00:22:01,200
There´s just one problem.

410
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,330
I was supposed to have
accepted the job by yesterday.

411
00:22:03,330 --> 00:22:05,830
Ohh.
Oh, it´s all right.

412
00:22:07,070 --> 00:22:09,030
You accepted the job
on my behalf.

413
00:22:09,030 --> 00:22:10,870
-Just in case.
-Unbelievable.

414
00:22:10,870 --> 00:22:13,200
[ Laughs ]
What happened?

415
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,930
-I spoke to your mum.
-What did she say?

416
00:22:14,930 --> 00:22:17,370
Oh, God, I don´t want to know.
What did she say?

417
00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:18,730
She said you love me.

418
00:22:20,370 --> 00:22:21,830
You love me too.

419
00:22:27,270 --> 00:22:28,400
Come on.

420
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:29,930
They´re playing
catch the greasy pig

421
00:22:29,930 --> 00:22:30,970
in the field.

422
00:22:30,970 --> 00:22:33,370
-Playing what?
-Catch the greasy pig.

423
00:22:33,370 --> 00:22:35,270
-What´s that?
-It´s a Victorian thing.

424
00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:37,200
You smear a pig in Vaseline,

425
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:38,970
and then you run around
trying to catch it.

426
00:22:38,970 --> 00:22:42,030
-You serious?
-Yeah! It´s hilarious.

427
00:22:42,030 --> 00:22:44,630
Mr. Boxall just fell
flat on his ass.

428
00:22:44,630 --> 00:22:45,630
[ Laughs ]

429
00:22:45,630 --> 00:22:47,270
ANDY:
Isn´t that a bit cruel?

430
00:22:47,270 --> 00:22:49,370
BECKY: No.
He was laughing.

431
00:22:49,370 --> 00:22:51,830
ANDY:
I meant for the pig.

432
00:22:51,830 --> 00:22:53,270
[ Birds chirping ]

433
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:58,730
[ Police radio chatter ]

434
00:23:05,070 --> 00:23:07,370
[ Bell chiming ]

435
00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:10,170
LANCE:
So you´re all sorted?

436
00:23:10,170 --> 00:23:11,600
Visas and stuff?
Jabs?

437
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,370
ANDY: All done.
Ready to go.

438
00:23:13,370 --> 00:23:15,770
I´ve done nothing.
Becky´s done it all.

439
00:23:15,770 --> 00:23:17,800
You do surprise me.

440
00:23:19,270 --> 00:23:22,000
So I´ve decided I´m gonna do it.

441
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,330
It´s time.

442
00:23:23,330 --> 00:23:25,670
-Put my money where my mouth is.
-Yeah?

443
00:23:25,670 --> 00:23:27,370
Yep. It´s time.

444
00:23:27,370 --> 00:23:28,970
How do you go about that,
then?

445
00:23:28,970 --> 00:23:32,000
Well, first off, you submit
an online application.

446
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,600
Pretty extensive questions.

447
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,970
You want to get that right.
Increase your chances.

448
00:23:35,970 --> 00:23:38,870
Exactly.
Spend some time on that.

449
00:23:38,870 --> 00:23:41,730
-And you´re gonna do it?
-Yep.

450
00:23:41,730 --> 00:23:44,200
-Imagine.
-I know.

451
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:46,600
You on "Mastermind."

452
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:47,770
Yeah.

453
00:23:49,370 --> 00:23:50,470
ANDY:
Do you think your feet

454
00:23:50,470 --> 00:23:52,400
will reach the ground
in that chair?

455
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:56,130
LANCE: Won´t matter.
Only focus on the face.

456
00:23:56,130 --> 00:23:58,330
ANDY: And what would your
chosen specialized subject be?

457
00:23:58,330 --> 00:24:01,470
Well, you have to pick three.
One for each round.

458
00:24:01,470 --> 00:24:02,930
It´s pretty tough.

459
00:24:02,930 --> 00:24:07,130
I´m thinking British birds,
not including seagulls.

460
00:24:07,130 --> 00:24:08,370
No seagulls?

461
00:24:08,370 --> 00:24:10,430
Nah.
Not interested in seagulls.

462
00:24:10,430 --> 00:24:11,770
Can you do that?

463
00:24:11,770 --> 00:24:13,330
Don´t know.

464
00:24:13,330 --> 00:24:16,030
Can´t do the life and career
of Linda Lusardi.

465
00:24:16,030 --> 00:24:17,430
No, that´s a bit creepy.

466
00:24:18,930 --> 00:24:20,070
Why would it be creepy?

467
00:24:20,070 --> 00:24:22,600
Well, wouldn´t it come across
a bit sinister

468
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,800
knowing every detail
about one woman´s life?

469
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,970
Well, a bloke
did Virginia Woolf last week.

470
00:24:26,970 --> 00:24:28,070
It´s hardly the same.

471
00:24:31,670 --> 00:24:33,830
Who will you talk bollocks at
while I´m in Africa?

472
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,200
Just keep talking bollocks.

473
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:39,270
Half the time I´m not even
bothered if you´re listening.

474
00:24:39,270 --> 00:24:41,470
That´s good.
Half the time I´m not.

475
00:24:42,970 --> 00:24:44,330
Here she is.

476
00:24:44,330 --> 00:24:45,670
Anything?

477
00:24:45,670 --> 00:24:46,930
Nah.

478
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,430
So they caught him.
Did you hear?

479
00:24:51,430 --> 00:24:54,600
Yeah. Good.

480
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:55,930
So you´re actually going, then?

481
00:24:55,930 --> 00:24:57,400
Yeah, looks like it.

482
00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:58,900
I´m jealous.

483
00:24:58,900 --> 00:25:01,270
You´ll be doing the same sort
of thing in a couple of years.

484
00:25:02,470 --> 00:25:04,600
-Will you e-mail?
-Doubt it.

485
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:05,600
All right.

486
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:07,670
I´ll see you in a year, then.
You can tell me all about it.

487
00:25:07,670 --> 00:25:09,270
Okay.

488
00:25:09,270 --> 00:25:12,800
Right here.
In exactly a year.

489
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:13,770
Deal.

490
00:25:13,770 --> 00:25:15,670
-Pub?
-Go on, then.

491
00:25:20,470 --> 00:25:23,630
[ Horse neighing ]

492
00:25:23,630 --> 00:25:25,470
[ Hoofbeats ]

493
00:25:28,330 --> 00:25:30,330
Did you hear that?

494
00:25:30,330 --> 00:25:31,730
SOPHIE: Hear what?

495
00:25:33,870 --> 00:25:35,370
Horses.

496
00:25:37,070 --> 00:25:38,330
ANDY: No.

497
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:48,200
I thought I heard horses.

498
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:50,730
You coming?

499
00:25:53,130 --> 00:25:54,430
Yeah.

500
00:26:12,430 --> 00:26:13,430
Wait a minute.

501
00:26:20,770 --> 00:26:21,830
[ Metal detector beeping ]

502
00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:23,270
ANDY:
What you got?

503
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:27,130
56. Bit iffy.

504
00:26:27,130 --> 00:26:28,670
It´s just junk, mate.
Leave it.

505
00:26:30,970 --> 00:26:32,400
Wait a sec.

506
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:49,000
[ Grunts ]

507
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,470
I´ve got a feeling.

508
00:26:50,470 --> 00:26:52,430
You´ve always got a feeling.

509
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:57,070
When in doubt, dig it out.

510
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,600
Mate, it´s probably
just another ring pull.

511
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:06,600
[ Beeping ]

512
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,430
What if it´s not
just another ring pull?

513
00:27:17,370 --> 00:27:18,470
[ Beeping ]

514
00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:20,030
[ Taps ]

515
00:27:44,070 --> 00:27:45,370
[ "Detectorists" plays ]

516
00:27:45,370 --> 00:27:47,170
[ Laughs ]

517
00:27:56,430 --> 00:28:00,800
Ahhhhhh!

518
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:02,370
[ Screaming ]

519
00:28:02,370 --> 00:28:04,430
[ "Detectorists"
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