1 00:00:03,592 --> 00:00:08,592 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:14,640 Hey, guys, hang in with me here. We're almost done, okay? 3 00:00:15,641 --> 00:00:18,018 So everyone at the party will be gathered round. 4 00:00:18,101 --> 00:00:21,188 And then they'll dim the lights. And then I'll say, 5 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:25,984 "The most exciting merger in broadcast entertainment has now come to pass. 6 00:00:26,068 --> 00:00:28,946 Gravity Satellite Radio is now... 7 00:00:31,824 --> 00:00:33,200 Gravity Subzero." 8 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:35,661 Sounds like the reason an astronaut died. 9 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:37,955 "We don't know what to do. He was in Gravity Subzero." 10 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,748 Truman. I can't. 11 00:00:40,498 --> 00:00:42,375 - I can't with you right now. - Sorry. 12 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:43,961 All right, that's all for now. 13 00:00:45,796 --> 00:00:47,673 - Mickey, can I talk to you for a sec? - Yeah. 14 00:00:51,218 --> 00:00:52,219 What's up? 15 00:00:52,928 --> 00:00:55,097 These guys don't get it. This is a merger. 16 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:56,306 Staff is gonna get cut. 17 00:00:56,389 --> 00:00:58,601 Have you heard who? 'Cause I nominate Ken in IT. 18 00:00:58,684 --> 00:01:01,478 He takes these nasty shits, and then he doesn't flush. 19 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:04,398 - I kind of respect it as a power move. - This is not a joke. 20 00:01:04,982 --> 00:01:08,151 A lot of people are gonna get fired. And we are not immune, 21 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:10,528 because those Subzero guys are fucking ruthless. 22 00:01:10,613 --> 00:01:14,366 So smart, strong women like us, we need to stick together. 23 00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:16,827 Yeah, of course. I... Whatever you say. 24 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:17,953 Uh, what's the plan? 25 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:19,622 Well, we're gonna get in there, 26 00:01:19,705 --> 00:01:21,373 and we're gonna make sure they know who we are. 27 00:01:21,456 --> 00:01:23,876 And have them associate a face with a name, 28 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:26,128 because faceless people are the ones that get screwed. 29 00:01:26,211 --> 00:01:27,921 That's really smart. That's like... 30 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:29,757 That's what hostage negotiators do. 31 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,759 They... they humanize the captives. 32 00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:33,135 It's like, "I'm Erika. 33 00:01:33,802 --> 00:01:37,555 I'm Erika. I just bought a camper. Know me." 34 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:38,891 "I'm Mickey. 35 00:01:38,974 --> 00:01:40,684 Um, uh... 36 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:44,479 I have a lot of debt and a bad habit of buying expensive T-shirts." 37 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:46,773 - All right. - "You'll grow to love me." 38 00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:48,108 That's pretty good. 39 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:49,192 Mickey. 40 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:52,112 Uh, sorry, Erika, I need to speak with Mickey for a moment. 41 00:01:52,195 --> 00:01:54,197 Just need to borrow her for a sec. 42 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:56,450 Promise to bring her back unharmed. 43 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:58,326 Right... right in the... Right now? 44 00:01:58,410 --> 00:02:00,453 Uh, yeah, just... I gotta get in the studio. 45 00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:01,538 - So... - Great. 46 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:03,456 So what's up? 47 00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:06,043 So, uh, you wanna... you wanna sit down? 48 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,252 No. 49 00:02:07,335 --> 00:02:09,171 No, you're right. It's better if we stand. 50 00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:11,006 Uh... 51 00:02:11,089 --> 00:02:13,717 Okay, so it's about the party. 52 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:15,761 How to put this gently? 53 00:02:16,804 --> 00:02:19,014 I'm so sorry, but I'm bringing a plus one. 54 00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:21,308 - Great. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 55 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:22,976 Come on, Mickey. 56 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:25,103 Don't say, "Great," and walk out like that. 57 00:02:25,187 --> 00:02:27,480 - It's okay if it stings a little bit. - It doesn't sting. 58 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,149 Really? 59 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:31,443 I slept with you because I thought it would save my job, 60 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:32,653 and it was a mistake. 61 00:02:32,736 --> 00:02:35,238 Sure. Repressed emotions are something I'm very familiar with. 62 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:36,699 I deal with it all the time on my show. 63 00:02:37,449 --> 00:02:39,409 - I'm gonna be honest with you. - Please. 64 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:40,618 You disgust me. 65 00:02:40,703 --> 00:02:42,162 Oh... 66 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:43,997 Wow. 67 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:47,960 It is just very interesting how we choose our words, 68 00:02:48,043 --> 00:02:49,586 and how we express those words in order to... 69 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:54,591 I'm so looking forward to meeting your plus one, if she exists. 70 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:56,844 Well, she does. Her name is Patricia, 71 00:02:56,927 --> 00:02:59,763 and she's a pretty fuckin' big deal in young adult publishing. 72 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:01,514 Are you bringing anyone? 73 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:03,851 Excuse me! Great talking with you! Great! 74 00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:06,061 Glad we could connect on that. 75 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:08,146 You're really good at communicating! 76 00:03:35,758 --> 00:03:36,842 How do I look? 77 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:39,427 Hopefully like somebody you wouldn't want to fire. 78 00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:41,889 Wow. You look great. Beautiful. 79 00:03:41,972 --> 00:03:43,849 - Yeah? - Yeah. I wouldn't fire you. 80 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:45,267 Thanks. 81 00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:50,438 I didn't realize I was gonna have to schmooze so much to save my job. 82 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:51,815 Oh. That's cool. 83 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:54,109 Oh, just as a heads-up, 84 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:55,944 I have never brought a guy to one of these, 85 00:03:56,028 --> 00:03:57,863 so people may be staring at you. 86 00:03:57,946 --> 00:04:00,824 Okay. So, um... 87 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:03,535 how we gonna introduce ourselves? 88 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:05,954 Uh, I just thought we'd say we were dating. 89 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:07,873 Okay. 90 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:12,585 - You didn't like that? - No! No, I don't care. I... 91 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:16,464 I was actually trying to say that "okay" as, like, neutral as possible, you know? 92 00:04:16,548 --> 00:04:18,425 I don't want to be too freaked out or too eager. 93 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:20,302 So, no, that's... that's good. 94 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:21,594 - I mean... Yeah. - Dating. Yeah. 95 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:23,680 We don't have to, like, put a label on it. 96 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:28,310 But I just sort of assumed that we're not sleeping with other people. 97 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:29,394 I mean, I'm not. 98 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:31,146 I'm not either. 99 00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:32,981 And if somebody asks, I'll just say, 100 00:04:33,065 --> 00:04:37,194 "This is Gus. I could fuck other dudes, but I choose not to." 101 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:40,781 Great. And I'll say, "Hi, I'm Gus. 102 00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:42,991 I'm the only guy she's fucking." 103 00:04:43,075 --> 00:04:44,117 - Mmm! - Mmm-hmm. 104 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:55,796 - Okay. - It's cool. Yeah. 105 00:04:55,879 --> 00:04:58,131 Just tell me if you're miserable, and, like, you can go. 106 00:04:58,215 --> 00:05:00,508 - I swear. I'll put you in an Uber. - I won't be miserable. 107 00:05:00,592 --> 00:05:01,718 - I'll pay for it. - It's fine. 108 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,303 - No. No, don't worry about me. - Okay. 109 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:05,763 - Don't worry about me. - Oh! There's Truman. 110 00:05:05,848 --> 00:05:08,976 - Mickey! - Hi! That is that girl, Lilly. 111 00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:11,311 - Remember I told you that day I had... - Right. Right. 112 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:13,230 - Yes, yes. Hi, guys! - Hey! 113 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,648 So good to see the two of you together... 114 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:18,026 still. Lilly, uh... 115 00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:19,945 Isn't this the worst? 116 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:22,572 I hate this lame shit. I'm a corporate whore. 117 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:25,075 We all are. 118 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,368 Who's this? 119 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:29,579 Oh. Uh, this is Gus. Sorry to be so rude. 120 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:31,164 Uh, he's my husband. We're married. 121 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:33,083 Ah, Gus! The Gus? 122 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,792 Yeah, that's right. Hey! 123 00:05:34,877 --> 00:05:37,170 Oh. Uh, Erika's waving at me. 124 00:05:37,254 --> 00:05:39,131 So I gotta go. Are you gonna be all right? 125 00:05:39,214 --> 00:05:40,632 Yeah, do your thing. Totally. 126 00:05:40,715 --> 00:05:43,010 Don't worry about Gus. We're gonna take good care of him. 127 00:05:43,093 --> 00:05:45,303 - Aw. - Thanks. 128 00:05:51,977 --> 00:05:52,978 You cool? 129 00:05:53,896 --> 00:05:54,897 Yeah. 130 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:56,023 Okay. 131 00:06:00,568 --> 00:06:02,905 - Hi. Whose list are you on? - Hey. 132 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:05,073 Oh. Uh, it's Mickey. She works here. 133 00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:06,867 Yeah, I need a last name. 134 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:09,369 Oh, uh... Ah, shit, I don't remember. 135 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:12,164 Um, she's, um... she's blonde. 136 00:06:12,247 --> 00:06:14,958 Uh, like, um, really kind of healthy-looking. 137 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:16,834 Like, I feel like it could be, like, Baker? 138 00:06:16,919 --> 00:06:18,711 Uh, if you could look on there for Baker, 139 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:22,340 or it could easily be Jones, I feel like. Could you just look in there for Jones? 140 00:06:22,424 --> 00:06:25,010 Yeah, you can't just guess all existing names. 141 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:27,054 It's Mickey Dobbs. 142 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:29,806 Oh, hey, I remember you. We met at Gus' party. 143 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:31,849 - Hello! I'm Bertie Bauer. - Hi! 144 00:06:31,934 --> 00:06:33,143 Ah, cool. 145 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:35,062 Uh, yeah, and Chris Czajkowski. 146 00:06:35,145 --> 00:06:37,564 Um, it's, uh, spelled just like it sounds. 147 00:06:37,647 --> 00:06:39,774 C-Z-A-J-K... Owski. 148 00:06:39,857 --> 00:06:42,110 - Oh. Yeah, I see it. Okay. - Oh, yeah, it's right there. 149 00:06:42,194 --> 00:06:43,528 - Go right in. - Thank you so much. 150 00:06:43,611 --> 00:06:47,282 Oh, wow. Cool. Blue carpet! That's even cooler than red. 151 00:07:04,174 --> 00:07:07,635 Enjoying myself, saying hello, meeting your coworkers... 152 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:10,805 Yeah, fine. Do that. But don't do everything else that you're doing. 153 00:07:10,888 --> 00:07:12,390 What is the problem here? 154 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:15,852 My problem is that you are my plus one and you are flirting with my coworkers. 155 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:19,856 - I'm having fun. And I flirt. - You are embarrassing me. 156 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:22,900 Wow! We've been here less than 20 minutes, okay? 157 00:07:22,985 --> 00:07:25,570 If I am such an embarrassment, maybe I should just go. 158 00:07:25,653 --> 00:07:26,904 Okay. Relax. 159 00:07:26,989 --> 00:07:30,242 You enjoy whatever your version of fun is. 160 00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:32,077 Are you... You're seriously leaving? Really? 161 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:33,911 Holy shit! 162 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:37,540 Hi. 163 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:38,666 Hey. 164 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:43,880 - Sorry, I didn't mean to pry or whatever. - No, it's all right. 165 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:46,549 I have a fascinating life. I know. 166 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:49,136 It's hard to take your eyes off of it. 167 00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:51,972 I'm Dr. Greg Colter. 168 00:07:52,055 --> 00:07:56,226 Oh! Okay. I thought I recognized your voice. 169 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:59,562 Oh. Well, it's always nice to meet a fan. 170 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:02,190 Yeah. I, uh, listened to your show before. 171 00:08:02,274 --> 00:08:04,942 - Oh. - I heard that one where the, um, 172 00:08:05,027 --> 00:08:08,821 woman called in about her mother-in-law, who, like, wanted the key to her house... 173 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:12,159 Oh, God! What a fucking Oedipal mess that was. 174 00:08:12,242 --> 00:08:14,411 - That was crazy. - Yeah, well, you really helped her. 175 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:15,870 I was listening, and I was like, 176 00:08:15,953 --> 00:08:18,123 "This guy's doing his job." 177 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:19,624 That's the thing about people. 178 00:08:19,707 --> 00:08:24,212 They gotta realize is that no matter how mundane their lives seem to be, 179 00:08:24,296 --> 00:08:26,506 usually they are deeply fucked up. 180 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:29,342 Which, case in point... 181 00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:32,054 Oh. Yeah. Yeah. 182 00:08:32,137 --> 00:08:33,471 You from the New York team, or... 183 00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:36,224 No. No, no, I'm, uh, somebody's date. 184 00:08:36,308 --> 00:08:37,684 - Oh. - Yeah. 185 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:44,607 I got to say, it is surreal, like, hearing your voice come out of your mouth. 186 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:47,069 I know you probably get that, like, all the time, but... 187 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:49,779 - I hear it here and there. - Ah, you get it a lot. 188 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:51,031 I bet you do. 189 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:52,324 - And I don't mean in a bad way. - I do. 190 00:08:52,407 --> 00:08:53,491 No, no, no. No, no. 191 00:08:53,575 --> 00:08:55,243 No, I mean your voice matches your... 192 00:08:55,327 --> 00:08:56,578 - head. - No, I... 193 00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:58,538 I take it as a compliment. Truly. 194 00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:02,084 - Hey, man, I like you. - Yeah. 195 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:04,086 Hey, you know, usually when I, uh, go to a party, 196 00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:07,547 I just meet one person who's interesting, then I, like, latch on to them. 197 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:09,716 - That's what I do. - You mind if I latch? 198 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:12,302 - Oh, uh, of course. Latch away. - Okay. 199 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:16,639 So, like, how are you liking LA so far? Like, you got to be loving it, right? 200 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:19,559 Oh, well, sometimes I actually get really sad. 201 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:23,855 Aw. Well, I can only imagine. I mean, you're so far from home, right? 202 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:25,815 Mmm-hmm, 9,300 miles. 203 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:27,734 Wow! 204 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:29,652 If something happened, it would take me, 205 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:32,029 realistically, three days to get back to them. 206 00:09:32,114 --> 00:09:34,741 Okay, that is the lifespan of a cricket. 207 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:37,494 I just saw a whole Nat Geo on that. 208 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:40,955 Yeah. If my family sent me a cricket for my birthday, 209 00:09:41,038 --> 00:09:42,832 by the time it arrived, it would be dead. 210 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:45,543 Yeah, I guess. Do the... Is that a cultural thing? 211 00:09:45,627 --> 00:09:47,920 Like, you send crickets or something? 212 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,631 No, you brought up crickets, 213 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:52,634 and I had brought up the three days, and that was the connection. 214 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:55,595 Right. Yeah. No, I thought it maybe was an Australian thing or something. 215 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:59,307 When I heard we were merging with you guys at Subzero, I was so excited, 216 00:09:59,391 --> 00:10:03,645 'cause you bring that real East Coast energy to the table, 217 00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:05,772 - and I'm from Jersey, so I get it, and... - Jersey. 218 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:07,857 Um, I think you're gonna keep us cool. 219 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:10,026 New York is actually where radio got its start. 220 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,111 Oh. 221 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:16,908 You know, I think that, uh, this is a good deal for all of us involved. 222 00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:19,661 I think we should all celebrate this, 'cause we're all winning. 223 00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:21,621 All right. Let's cut the shit. Right? 224 00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:23,998 Let's get right down to it. 225 00:10:24,081 --> 00:10:25,958 Are you gonna fire everybody in the West Coast branch? 226 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:27,835 Oh. I... I mean, we... 227 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:30,255 We wish we could keep everybody. We really do. 228 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:31,881 Oh, shit. I was kidding. 229 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:34,759 Oh. Yeah, I know. Like, we joke about it all the time. 230 00:10:34,842 --> 00:10:37,262 It's, uh... it's... it's just how we keep going. 231 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,097 - Cool. - Uh... 232 00:10:40,182 --> 00:10:43,226 - The reality, but... we persevere. - Yeah. Um... 233 00:10:44,519 --> 00:10:48,315 Well, we just wanted to introduce ourselves to you. 234 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:50,483 I'm Erika, of course. We've met. 235 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:52,360 We know each other now. Erika... 236 00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:54,111 Two nephews. 237 00:10:54,196 --> 00:10:58,032 We're just so excited to be part of the Subzero Gravity family. 238 00:10:58,115 --> 00:11:00,076 - I'm gonna go to the bar. - Yeah. 239 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,161 You know what I was thinking? 240 00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:04,622 You dodged a freaking bullet last week for not being here. 241 00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:06,374 Because everyone had the flu. 242 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:08,335 Everyone in LA had the flu! 243 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:11,087 It was kind of funny if you didn't have the flu. 244 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,215 I didn't have it, so I was looking at everyone like, 245 00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:17,260 "Oh, boy! What a shit-a-thon!" 246 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:22,181 Yeah, it's like, I don't even know what the point of feelings are from a... 247 00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:24,684 I don't know, like, an evolutionary point of view. 248 00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:26,185 Right? Wouldn't... 249 00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:29,231 wouldn't we have a better chance at survival if we didn't have feelings? 250 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:34,277 No. We are here to connect. We exist to coexist. 251 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:38,823 Oh, I like that. Yeah. "Exist to..." Okay. That's fascinating. 252 00:11:38,906 --> 00:11:41,326 I love that. I should listen to your show more often. 253 00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:42,994 Blue cheese with endive? 254 00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:45,580 Oh, um... yeah. Thank you. 255 00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,707 - Thanks. Thanks a lot. Yeah. - All right. Yeah. 256 00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:51,002 Ugh! 257 00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:55,257 - I don't like blue cheese. - Then why'd you take it? 258 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:58,260 Uh, I don't want to make her feel bad. 259 00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:00,262 Sometimes I worry, like, it hurts their feelings 260 00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:03,014 if you don't take their hors d'oeuvres or something. 261 00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:04,391 Interesting. 262 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:07,685 I know. I know. It's... it's a little people-pleasey. 263 00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:11,731 No. Just interesting. 264 00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:16,569 It's like, I'm German, and I'm Catholic, I'm Midwestern. 265 00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:18,280 It's like a Neapolitan of repression. 266 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:21,198 Right. 267 00:12:21,283 --> 00:12:23,159 Yeah, I got to say, it is, like, 268 00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:25,787 so refreshing to be able to talk to you this way. 269 00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:30,667 Just, like, talk to a guy in a way that's open and vulnerable and sincere. 270 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,753 It's, uh... it's very rare, you know? Can I say that? 271 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:35,713 - Is that... - Yeah, you can and you should. 272 00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:38,675 I feel like I wanna hug you or something. Would that be weird? 273 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,594 I think it would be weirder if we didn't. 274 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:43,805 - Ah! Come here! - All right. Ah. 275 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:46,974 Why can't guys do this? 276 00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:48,976 God! That's good. 277 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:50,978 Uh, hello! Hi! 278 00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:53,648 - Hey. - Hey! 279 00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:54,816 Hi. 280 00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:57,652 - Hello... Hi. - Hi. 281 00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:01,781 Oh. You two are, uh... 282 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:05,993 Oh, yes. Uh, Mickey is, um, my mom. 283 00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:08,287 Oh. 284 00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:12,083 Can I, uh, steal you? I want you to meet some other people that I work with. 285 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:14,251 Uh, okay. Yeah. Sure. 286 00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:16,629 Mickey. We gotta go. The Subzero guys are leaving. 287 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,130 I... Can I get one minute? 288 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:19,757 Are you kidding me? Come on. Let's go. 289 00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,593 - Follow me right now. - Okay. 290 00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:22,760 I'm good. You should go. 291 00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:24,637 - I'm sorry to leave you again. - It's okay. 292 00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:27,390 But I'll be back in, like, one minute. 293 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,266 - Yeah. - Don't worry. Don't worry. 294 00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:31,060 - Thank you. - I'll talk his ear off. 295 00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:33,563 Okay. Bye. 296 00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:37,274 Right. 297 00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:38,651 Yeah. 298 00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:45,533 I wanted to live by the beach, but I rushed into a place in Silver Lake. 299 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:48,035 Yep. That's, like, such an LA thing. 300 00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:51,247 It's so easy to get just swept up by the city, you know? 301 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:54,709 Yeah, and I rushed into a relationship with the first guy who asked me out. 302 00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:57,504 I mean, like... yeah, Bertie. 303 00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,881 There's, like, ten million people in this city, 304 00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:02,675 and you, like, narrow it down to one guy, like, super quick? 305 00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:04,636 - Huh. - He seemed all right at first. 306 00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:06,262 But then, uh, we took mushrooms, 307 00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:08,640 and he kept talking about his urge to murder me. 308 00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:10,433 And then just people generally. 309 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,477 Okay, that's a red flag. 310 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,522 You know your true soul is revealed when you're trippin' on shrooms. 311 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,691 I feel like I've made a lot of really major life decisions 312 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:21,736 and maybe they were very bad ones. 313 00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:26,491 You know, the statement that you just made is, I feel like, a profound one. 314 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:27,784 Yeah. 315 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,745 I normally don't say stuff like this, because it's so sad. 316 00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:32,914 It's 'cause of my personality. Yeah. 317 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:36,125 You know, I'm a waiter, and people feel like they can just, like, open up to me. 318 00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:37,919 It happens at the steak house all the time. 319 00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:41,798 Right. I guess sometimes people really need to go to those dark places. 320 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,174 Yeah. I mean... 321 00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:47,094 I mean, I never do. But maybe I should. 322 00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:49,639 Yeah. I mean, who's your waiter? 323 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,517 Huh. Never even thought of that. 324 00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:56,938 I can't keep just taking the orders. Sometimes I have to give the orders. 325 00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,523 - Yeah. - Yeah. 326 00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:01,901 And the orders are the things that make you sad, right? 327 00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:04,696 Well, for being a waiter, the orders are the food. 328 00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:05,822 - Right. - Yeah. 329 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,490 But... but... Yeah. 330 00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:11,368 You like truth, don't you, Gus? Huh? 331 00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:15,206 I like truth. Yeah, truth and honesty are pretty crucial to me. 332 00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:17,542 - Yeah. - Sincerity, too. 333 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:18,751 Yeah. All that. All that. 334 00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:20,712 - Yeah. - Yeah, of course. Yeah. 335 00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:24,256 - So are you in love with her? - Who, Mickey? 336 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,552 I mean, if you feel uncomfortable with this, I don't need to press. 337 00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:29,804 We can either talk about it, or we can change the subject. 338 00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:31,723 No, no. Wow. I guess... 339 00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:35,267 you know, we haven't known each other very long, but I do... 340 00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:39,146 I really like her. Like, really, really like her. 341 00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:42,650 Mickey? 342 00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:44,318 Yes, Mickey. 343 00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,403 Because you know her so well? 344 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,072 Uh... 345 00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:50,783 Yeah. What... 346 00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:54,871 - Did your tone just change? Uh... - Did my tone just change? 347 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,247 I feel like your tone changed. 348 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:57,832 - Really? That's what you think? - Yeah. 349 00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:00,084 Yeah, there was definitely a tone change. 350 00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:02,879 - That's very perceptive, Gus. - Mmm-hmm. 351 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,172 And that's one of the things I like about you. 352 00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:07,299 - How perceptive you are. - So what is it? 353 00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:11,345 What's the big secret here? 354 00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:14,223 - What do you think it is? - I don't know. Tell me. 355 00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:16,183 Anger. Interesting. 356 00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:19,270 Okay. I'm gonna go. 357 00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:22,565 I mean, it was nice chatting with you. Loved meeting you. 358 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,984 I think I'm just gonna feel out the rest of this party. 359 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,277 But thanks. 360 00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:28,655 It's sexual! 361 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,205 What? Did she sleep with somebody at work? Is that it? 362 00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:39,541 She slept with somebody at work. 363 00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:45,337 I fucked her, Gus. 364 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:47,590 I fucked Mickey. 365 00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:51,260 I fucked her against her dresser. 366 00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:52,469 Okay. That's enough. 367 00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:54,764 The point is she's a fucking user, Gus. 368 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:58,392 Mickey used me to keep her job. 369 00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:01,688 She is using you. She doesn't like you. 370 00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:04,023 You're just another schmuck in a... 371 00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:07,610 in a long line of schmucks that she sleeps with 372 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:11,072 to make her feel like her life means something. 373 00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:14,241 - You don't know what you're talking about. - Maybe I don't. 374 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,662 Or maybe I see the truth of the situation. 375 00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:20,206 Your situation. My situation. 376 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:23,960 Every idiot's fucking situation that falls for that game. 377 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,170 You think you have something special here? 378 00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:27,672 I thought I had something special, too, 379 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:30,257 but it turned out it wasn't special at all. 380 00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:34,470 And in two weeks, when she's moved on to the next schmuck, 381 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:37,056 you're going to be left with nothing. 382 00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,140 Fuck you. 383 00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:43,437 Yeah. 384 00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:58,452 Hi. 385 00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:00,413 Hey. 386 00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:02,498 You having a good time? 387 00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:04,416 Yep. Mmm-hmm. 388 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:08,921 Sorry that I dragged you to this party and then just left you by yourself. 389 00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:10,089 It's okay. 390 00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:12,258 It's all right. 391 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:13,635 Are you upset? 392 00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:14,761 No. 393 00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:20,432 - Are you just hungry? - Mmm-hmm. I guess so. 394 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,894 Hey, can I just get another one of these, please? 395 00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:24,520 - You got it. - Thanks. 396 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,105 Yeah, I must be hungry or something. 397 00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:32,319 What'd you and Dr. Greg talk about? 398 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,197 Nothing. 399 00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,409 - What? - What? I don't... 400 00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:40,620 Yeah. 401 00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:43,039 - I'm not either. I'm having a good time. - Okay. 402 00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:54,967 Truman just texted me. He needs some help, so I'm gonna go. 403 00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:58,054 Sorry to leave you again. 404 00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,806 It's okay. 405 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:02,725 All right. I'll... I'll see you in a few. 406 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,606 Gator, coming in. Watch out. 407 00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:12,609 - I'm sorry. - Gator. From Gator and Ken. 408 00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:14,486 That's a... show? 409 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:17,448 Yeah, I'm the one who always says, "Pencil me out." 410 00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:20,868 What a night. 411 00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:24,371 You're just by the bar, you don't expect to meet the Gator, and boom. 412 00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:25,497 Here I am. We're having a chat. 413 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,249 Yeah. 414 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,918 That's a big shot, there. 415 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:32,213 Having one of those nights, huh? 416 00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:35,132 Gator, I don't know who you are. I've never heard your show. 417 00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:38,219 Social media. You probably get on social media, you'd find us. 418 00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:40,930 Good to meet a fan. Future fan, at least. 419 00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:46,185 What did you tell him? 420 00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:50,773 Wow. Lot of emotions coming up tonight, huh? 421 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:53,442 Yeah. 'Cause you're a narcissistic piece of shit 422 00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:55,569 who has to stick your nose into everybody else's business! 423 00:19:55,652 --> 00:19:56,696 What are you trying to do? 424 00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:58,740 Let me explain to you something, Mickey. 425 00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:01,743 I deal with the real, and I help people heal. 426 00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:04,661 That's just something you say on the radio. 427 00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:08,290 - You're a fake radio therapist! - Really? 428 00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:12,044 Well, okay. Maybe I am. 429 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:14,213 Maybe I'm a fake radio therapist. 430 00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:17,759 Or maybe I'm somebody who has got your fucking number. 431 00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:20,094 And I'll... tell you what I did tonight. 432 00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:22,138 I saved two people. 433 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:25,975 I saved that poor man-child from being another fucking victim of yours! 434 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:31,188 And I saved you from getting even farther away from what you really fucking feel! 435 00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:32,523 Get this out of my face! 436 00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,860 Stay the fuck away from him, okay? 437 00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:37,486 Are you fucking crazy? 438 00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:40,406 He's the best thing I have going in my life right now. 439 00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:43,617 So just stay the fuck away from me. 440 00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:45,452 I hate you! 441 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:50,207 Have fun in Bullshitland! I'll be here when you get back! 442 00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:56,005 I'll tell you, I moved out here to be a stuntman, you know? 443 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,465 The other day somebody asked me, "How long have you lived in LA?" 444 00:20:58,549 --> 00:20:59,967 And I immediately said two years. 445 00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:03,179 But then when I fucking thought about it, I've been out here for four years. 446 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,722 And in that whole time, you haven't got any stunt work? 447 00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:10,102 No. Because it's not even about what you know in this town, 448 00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:12,104 it's about who you know, you know? 449 00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:15,232 That's why I'm here tonight. To try to make connections and network. 450 00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:17,860 But, oh, yeah, that really seems to be fucking working. 451 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:20,780 Well, it seems to me that radio would have the least number of stunts. 452 00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:24,826 And it's like, I'd be fine with my stunt career being nowhere 453 00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:26,285 if I had a great personal life. 454 00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:28,370 But, oh! I don't have a great personal life either. 455 00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:31,665 I'm always depressed, and I just mask it. 456 00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:34,085 You don't have any time to have a good personal life, 457 00:21:34,168 --> 00:21:37,213 'cause you're trying to be a stuntman, which is not working out at all. 458 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,465 Yeah. Bullshit, you know? 459 00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:41,258 - I'm 31 years old right now, right? - Uh-huh. 460 00:21:41,342 --> 00:21:43,970 - Even if I meet my soul mate tomorrow... - Unlikely. 461 00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:48,474 Right. By the time my son or daughter graduates from college, 462 00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:49,725 I'll be old, and they... 463 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,478 I probably won't even be able to go skiing with them. 464 00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:54,771 These are the last great days of my boobs. 465 00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:58,567 My future husband will never see my boobs at their best. 466 00:22:02,071 --> 00:22:03,322 I'm just, like, bummed out now. 467 00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:06,325 - Yeah, I feel really sad. - Yeah, me too. 468 00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:08,619 - Hey! - Hey. 469 00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:09,996 Finally ran into you. 470 00:22:12,874 --> 00:22:14,291 What's up? What's going on? 471 00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:16,627 I'm feeling a little wiped out. 472 00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:18,129 Thanks for inviting me, Gus. 473 00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:21,090 Great party. 474 00:22:31,225 --> 00:22:32,226 Hi. 475 00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:34,853 - Hey. - So... 476 00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:37,689 I know what you and Dr. Greg talked about. 477 00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:38,857 Oh. 478 00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:41,026 That wasn't my finest hour. 479 00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:45,197 But you and I weren't even dating then, so I don't get why you're mad at me. 480 00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:52,746 'Cause he said, like, everything I'm, like, worried might be true. I don't know. 481 00:22:52,829 --> 00:22:54,831 What? What... what did he say to you? 482 00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:58,961 He said you didn't really like me, and that... 483 00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:00,796 you were just using me, and that... 484 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,133 what we had wasn't special. 485 00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:05,927 - What? - I mean, is that true? 486 00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:08,595 No, it's not true. Why would you listen to him, anyway? 487 00:23:08,679 --> 00:23:11,723 He's not a real doctor. He's like Dr. Phil. 488 00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:15,227 - Dr. Phil's not a real doctor? - Whatever. That's beside the point. 489 00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:16,895 Dr. Greg isn't my therapist. 490 00:23:16,979 --> 00:23:19,690 I haven't, like, told him my deepest, darkest secrets. 491 00:23:20,274 --> 00:23:23,152 He's an asshole anyway, and he's jealous, okay? 492 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:24,987 He's... 493 00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:27,864 Fuck that guy! 494 00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:29,741 Yeah. 495 00:23:42,379 --> 00:23:44,632 Do you wanna just, like, dance or something? 496 00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:47,509 - Come on. - Okay. 497 00:23:47,593 --> 00:23:48,677 Let's do it. 498 00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:52,097 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com