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We're here! We're here!

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Took you long enough.

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Oh, you know, your dad.

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Well, Kelly and I set up everything.
We did the tables and chairs.

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So, y'all can relax.

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You should've told us, we could've helped.

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- I told him to, but he...
- No! It's our pleasure. Who's this guy?

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- Oh, wait. Is that Li'l Andy?
- Yeah, yeah.

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- Li'l Drew-Drew-Bear, what's up?
- I'm here finally. What's up?

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Didn't get dressed up? That's okay.

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All righty then.
Oh, look, this is perfect.

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You get the tripod I gave you guys?

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- Did you bring it?
- Oh, where's my brain?

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- That's okay. I have one in the truck.
- Oh, okay.

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- I'll take the photo.
- No, no, no.

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No, I got it.

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- Yep.
- Oh, no.

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No, you're not gonna want a photo
in a couple of years

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with some random girl Gus was dating.

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- All right.
- Yeah, we do.

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I mean, not in that way,
but we want you, too.

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Let her take it.

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All right, everybody, happy 40th!

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Happy 40th!

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- All right, there you go.
- You got it? Okay.

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Perfect. Good, good.

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- I'm gonna put the music on, Mom.
- Oh, thank you.

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- Now, is this what they call a disco ball?
- Yeah.

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- Where did you get that?
- This is called a 40-50.

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When we went into the party store...
They got 30-40. I went 40-50.

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- Yeah. I, oh, wow. Thank you.
- Yeah.

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- Hey.
- Jesus!

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Sorry, I knew that was gonna happen.

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I was, like,
"I'm gonna scare her right here, so..."

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- What? What do you want?
- Um...

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I just wanted to apologize
about last night,

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- the stuff that was said.
- I'm gonna go back to LA.

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What?

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I'm looking for flights
on my phone right now.

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- I'm gonna fly out in a few hours.
- Come on...

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- I hope they have that good potato salad.
- Oh, they always have potato salad.

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- Gus-man! That you?
- Hey. Hi.

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We've been watching your Witchita show.

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Spooky stuff! Spooky, spooky stuff.

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Well, I'm glad you like it.
Um... Uh...

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- Sorry, this is my girlfriend Mickey.
- Hello!

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- This is my...
- Hi, there.

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...Uncle Pat and Aunt Jo right there.
Yeah.

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So, yeah... Everybody's in there,
and I'll be in there soon.

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All right, okay...

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- We'll see you soon.
- See you soon. Okay, bye.

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- Bye.
- Bye.

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So this is what you're doing?

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You're just threatening to break up
and leave now,

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because of what?
Because of a stupid fight?

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See, you still don't get it.
It wasn't stupid.

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You said I was unstable,
and you didn't see a future for us.

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Okay, look...

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When I heard you say that right now,

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I think maybe there has been
some sort of misunderstanding

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- or misinterpretation of what I said...
- No.

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It wasn't a fucking TS Eliot poem, Gus.

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It didn't need interpretation.
I knew what you meant.

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Look, this is very...

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This is insane, okay?
We haven't ever talked about this before.

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I don't even know my...

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God damn it! Fucking shit! Hey!

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- Hey, Gus!
- Hi.

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- Hello.
- Who's this now?

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Oh, this is my girlfriend Mickey.

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And this is my cousin Lisa
and her family. Hi, guys.

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I've already seen her all over Facebook,
so I feel like I know her already.

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- Oh, yeah, sure.
- Gus, is there a TV in there?

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No, I don't think there's a TV. Sorry.

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- Mom, you said there'd be a TV!
- You lied!

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No, nobody lied. Let's go.

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Hey!

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I gotta get outta here, 'cause I cannot
be the welcoming committee, okay?

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- I'm going back to LA.
- You can't do this.

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- You can't do this to me.
- Why the fuck not?

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Because this is gonna be
fuckin' hell, okay?

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Being trapped here with my family
and pretending everything's okay,

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while you and me are falling apart?

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Please?

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Fine, I will stay for this party,

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but then I am leaving afterwards,
and you can stay here until the...

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Oh, my God.

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Can we just go in there?
'Cause I can't say hi to another person.

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- They gone?
- No.

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- Go.
- Okay.

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They make you use their caterer

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- when you rent this place, though.
- Oh, yeah.

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It's a real sweet print, isn't it?

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- Isn't it sweet!
- This is just so tender.

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The beams on Tower 7
were demolished diagonally, okay?

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- When you do a regular demolition...
- Okay.

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- Shall we enter the abyss?
- Mm-hmm.

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- Hello.
- Hi.

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I watched your witch show.

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What'd you think?

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I mean, I could do without
the devil worshiping and the paganism.

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And then one morning, we wake up,

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and our entire world is being run
by one government.

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- Really? You think so?
- Mm-hmm

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The only real obstacle
to selling recreational vehicles

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is that people consider it a luxury.

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That's partly a problem with the name.

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"Recreational." So what you do is,
you convince people,

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and I was telling you this earlier,
that it's a necessary luxury.

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That's how you hook 'em,
and then that's how you bring 'em in.

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All right, excuse me.

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I am just so proud of all my children.

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The dealerships
and the charities and the art shows

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and the teaching...
No, Gussie, your movie.

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Don't forget. That, too.

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I'm for the creative stuff, for sure,
but there's nobility in education.

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Teachers are heroes,
like a firefighter or a soldier, I think.

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Hmm.

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Okay, everybody, listen up!

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First of all, let's give it up for
Mr. and Mrs. Victoria and Mark Cruikshank.

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I mean, come on. Forty years!
I mean, seriously, folks?

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But, you know, a lot of people
probably don't know this...

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Mom and Dad, when they first got hitched,
did not have a honeymoon.

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- Aww.
- Yeah. No honeymoon.

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- Sorry.
- They wanted to go to Hawaii,

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but instead, like they always did,
they sacrificed and pinched pennies,

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so they could provide a better life
for their family and their children.

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Well, Mom and Dad,

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I believe you've sacrificed enough.

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- Aww!
- So, as an anniversary gift from me,

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Kelly, Nina and your future grandson,
of course,

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I think it is finally time
for you two to say aloha to Hawaii.

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- Oh!
- Yeah, you're going to Hawaii.

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- Oh!
- What?

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Mom, Dad, get your butts up here!

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- We have a whole lei thing we want to do.
- You're kidding, right?

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No.

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- What's happening?
- He's sending them to Hawaii?

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Was there an e-mail chain
I missed?

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- No.
- No?

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Oh, honey. Oh, thank you.

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Aw!

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- What the fuck?
- Are you okay?

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It's just this is a surprise to me, too.

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Wait. He didn't tell you?

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It's fine. I mean,
we can barely pay our mortgage.

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- But it's fine.
- Oh.

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Kelly! Kelly, come here.

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I'm sorry.

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Come on, honey. Come on, honey. Let's...

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- Does anyone have a camera?
- His stupid shoes.

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What a pig in shit.

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- This is too much. It's too much, Ken.
- Say aloha.

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- Wow, very thoughtful, Ken.
- Well, they deserve it.

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Dude, what's wrong with you?

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What? No, I mean,
I wanted it to be a surprise, so...

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You made us look like losers.

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We could've pitched in
and given that together.

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But you guys spend your money
and travel here. That's your gift.

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I live here, so this is my gift.
I didn't want to burden you.

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It's too big.

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We should've done one of those
gift-from-the-kids kind of things.

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Yeah. Like, when we got them TiVos.
It was, like, $13 each.

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Okay... Gus, back me up here.

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You know what I'm doing here.
It's just a nice gesture.

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Yeah. No, it's very nice.

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It's good,
but I see where they're coming from.

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- Really?
- A little bit, yeah.

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I thought you guys would be happy that
Mom and Dad finally get to go to Hawaii,

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but, all right,
just make it about yourselves.

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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.

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You're such a dick, do you know that?

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Oh, Andrew, we don't talk like that.

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- Okay, Drew, cut it.
- But he is a dick.

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He didn't even tell us about this gift.

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We couldn't pitch in if we wanted to.

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I didn't want to make you feel stupid.
I was doing it as a surprise.

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Don't do this to me again. Stop it!

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Well, uh, don't worry, Mom and Dad.
The three of us,

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we actually chipped in for a present, too,
and um...

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we're gonna pay for your magazines
on the flight to Hawaii.

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But just on the flight there, okay,
not the flight back. We can't afford that.

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- Oh! And we also got you this napkin.
- Oh.

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It's the paper napkin year, right?
Forty years, yeah?

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Oh, who's this now?

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Hey, I'm an old man with my white hair.

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Hey, stop all this fightin' and fussin'.

188
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Y'all sound like me and Hillary
after she found out about Monica.

189
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I did not know
Ken was going to give that present.

190
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- So was I right or what?
- What?

191
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My family, I told you they're insane.

192
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God. Did you see what Gus did?

193
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Like, every time shit gets weird,
he fuckin' turns into Jerry Seinfeld.

194
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Oh, he's really gotten super neurotic
since the whole Ridley Scott thing.

195
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You guys talking about Ken's insane gift?

196
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No, I was telling Mickey
about Ridley Scott.

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- Don't.
- What? It's not that big of a deal.

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Okay, I don't know
how much Gus has told you,

199
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but when he first got to LA,
he was hot shit.

200
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- What?
- Yeah.

201
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- Really?
- Yeah. Totally.

202
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He wrote this script that everyone saw,

203
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and he took all these cushy meetings
with important people.

204
00:10:02,059 --> 00:10:04,103
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah. It was nuts.

205
00:10:04,186 --> 00:10:06,897
And he got a job
as Ridley Scott's assistant,

206
00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:10,484
but also to develop stuff with him.

207
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He was set.

208
00:10:11,652 --> 00:10:14,155
- Yeah, it was so promising.
- Yeah.

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Until...

210
00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:19,910
Okay, so, I don't know what happened,
but he got in his head

211
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about his career not moving fast enough.

212
00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:25,666
This is, like, a few months in only.

213
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And so he sent Ridley
an e-mail saying, like,

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"I need you to take me more seriously,"
and on and on and on.

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- Wait. Gus did that?
- Yeah.

216
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That's ballsy. I like it.

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But the e-mail also included
a long exchange he had with our mom,

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and it said how he should word it.

219
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He was asking her all these questions
about what he should say in the e-mail,

220
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and that was all in there,
and the e-mail was just at the top.

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- Uh-oh.
- It was... yeah.

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- Yeah. So...
- Oh.

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And, of course,
Ridley sends it to everyone he knows,

224
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like directors, agents, managers,
studio execs, and he's like,

225
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"Look what my little assistant sent me
from his mommy."

226
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Did you guys see the e-mail?

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- Yeah, it's so bad. It's...
- It's awful.

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At one point, he even says,
"Thanks, Mommy."

229
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- Like, yeah.
- No.

230
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Oh, my God. Mom's hammered.

231
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I'm gonna give her the rest of my tequila
and see how fucked up she gets.

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Jesus!

233
00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:29,688
What? Last time she got hammered,

234
00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:32,733
she pushed Dad in the Rasmussens' pool.
It was awesome.

235
00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:34,527
You want to see that, right?

236
00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:36,153
I'm gonna go get some cake.

237
00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:40,741
No, I don't want to see that.
That's, like, deeply sad.

238
00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:44,078
Uh...

239
00:11:44,703 --> 00:11:47,081
- "China Doll" by David Bowie.
- Very good.

240
00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,000
- I'm cleaning up the cake.
- I see.

241
00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:56,354
- Did you want a drink, honey?
- No. Not right now.

242
00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:57,591
Okay.

243
00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:59,218
- Hey.
- Mmm.

244
00:11:59,301 --> 00:12:02,555
- How's it going? Everything okay?
- It's great. I'm having so much fun.

245
00:12:02,638 --> 00:12:05,474
- Why don't you come sit down?
- Oh, no, I'm good. This is my spot.

246
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:09,437
I can see everybody and look at...
Oh, there's Mickey! Hey, Mickey!

247
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:12,356
Get over here! There's my girl!

248
00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:13,691
- Come here.
- Okay.

249
00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:17,069
You're my girl.
Come on over here.

250
00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:18,612
Here she comes.

251
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:21,449
Oh, Mickey, look at you.

252
00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:26,370
Mark and I were just talking,
and we decided that you're our favorite.

253
00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:28,247
- Oh, no.
- That's true.

254
00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:30,040
It's very sweet of you.

255
00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:34,295
Of all the girls that Gussie brought home,
you are number one best.

256
00:12:34,378 --> 00:12:37,631
Really, so much better than that...
What's her name? Natalie.

257
00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:41,427
- Boom. Shots fired, Natalie.
- Well, Natalie was a bitch.

258
00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:43,512
- Let's just admit it.
- Hey, oh.

259
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:47,266
You know, I mean, I could tell, Gussie.
Moms always can tell.

260
00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:51,145
- Okay, Vicks, let's take it easy.
- Who else was there? Um... Uh...

261
00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:54,273
- Who else was there? Theresa.
- Yes.

262
00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:56,650
- Am I right?
- I don't know about that.

263
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:59,069
That seems like an oversimplification.

264
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:02,740
Come on. The thing about Theresa was,
she was just boring.

265
00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:04,366
- Hmm.
- You'd say to her,

266
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,869
"Oh, so, where are you from?"

267
00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:10,915
And she'd say, "Lansing."
Or wherever. And that was it.

268
00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:12,166
- Hmm.
- Um...

269
00:13:12,249 --> 00:13:15,044
Excuse me, but are you an alien?

270
00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:17,087
- You know?
- Yeah, well, it's true.

271
00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:19,673
- Mickey's the very best.
- She's the number one best.

272
00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:22,218
The number one.
You have to grab on to this one.

273
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,637
- This is the one to hold on to.
- I will.

274
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:25,971
I'm not letting her go!

275
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:27,866
My dad is leaving.
We should probably go say goodbye.

276
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:31,143
Sure, let's go say bye to Daddy.
Here we go.

277
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,110
Excuse me. I'm sorry.

278
00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:47,701
- Fuck this.
- Hey.

279
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:49,828
Where you goin'?

280
00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:51,389
- Going to the airport.
- Mickey, where you going?

281
00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:53,958
- Come on.
- I'm going to the airport!

282
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:56,961
You lie to me so much.
I know about the whole Ridley Scott thing.

283
00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:59,964
Okay, look. It was late at night,
all right?

284
00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:01,900
I wasn't keeping track
of my e-mails. It was very confusing.

285
00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:03,524
I was forwarding stuff and was confused!

286
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,761
Dude! Why wouldn't you tell me that?

287
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:09,723
'Cause it's not a great seduction story,
Mickey, okay?

288
00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:11,308
On our first date, I'm not gonna go,

289
00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:14,061
"Hey. Just so you know,
I embarrassed myself in front of

290
00:14:14,144 --> 00:14:16,146
- half of..."
- Give me the keys.

291
00:14:17,314 --> 00:14:19,194
- Wait. You're just going to take the...
- Yeah.

292
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:20,484
Give me the keys.

293
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:23,863
- Thank...
- No.

294
00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,030
What? Are you serious?

295
00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,674
- Give me the keys.
- I don't want to...

296
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,868
- Give me the key!
- Stop it.

297
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,911
Gus.

298
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:34,456
You think that I'm not ready
to be a mother,

299
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,750
but you behave like a little baby.

300
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:38,085
You've got all these lies,

301
00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:40,421
and you run and you hide,
and you keep secrets.

302
00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:43,132
You were engaged.
The whole Ridley Scott thing.

303
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:45,342
And you tell your parents
you go to church?

304
00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:47,026
You're making it sound worse than it is.

305
00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:50,222
I'm just trying
to make people happy. Okay?

306
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,099
So I lie and hide a little bit.

307
00:14:52,182 --> 00:14:55,269
I don't think there's anything super wrong
with that, Mickey.

308
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:58,063
It's your whole family.

309
00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,566
Yeah, my family's nuts,
but we put it all out there.

310
00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:04,111
You don't even know my family, okay?
They're way deeper than that.

311
00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:08,866
You can't just come in and, like, "Oh,
two days, I sum up your whole family."

312
00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:10,427
Maybe I didn't want you to come with me,

313
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,703
and it had nothing to do
with me and my family, okay?

314
00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:17,183
- It's me? Is that what you're saying?
- Yeah, maybe.

315
00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:19,477
Maybe it was you. Maybe I didn't want
to bring you because you,

316
00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:21,420
not because of me,
not because of my family,

317
00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:23,380
not because we're keeping secrets.

318
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:27,343
Or whatever Eugene O'Neill drama
you have in your head right now.

319
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:29,595
All right. Cool.

320
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:32,514
Yeah, I'm gonna go.

321
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:38,520
Go. I don't care.

322
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:44,693
Can you just go in and say goodbye
to everybody?

323
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,905
Just make up an excuse or something,
so I don't have to feel stupid.

324
00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:50,908
Yeah, I can do that.

325
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,377
I just need a minute, okay?

326
00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:18,978
Uh... Hey, everybody...

327
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:22,731
Sorry, bad news,
but Mickey's gotta leave town

328
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,358
and go to the airport now.

329
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:25,984
Wait, what?

330
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:29,697
Yeah, something just came up at work,
and I gotta go.

331
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:34,576
Actually, Mickey,
you don't have to do that. Uh...

332
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:36,912
She's just being polite.

333
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:41,875
She's upset with me
because I've been lying to her

334
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:44,920
and hiding things from her and all of you.

335
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:50,092
Really, just things that I'm super
embarrassed about or ashamed of.

336
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:53,637
You know that movie I've been making
with Arya?

337
00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:56,181
Uh, she dropped out.

338
00:16:56,932 --> 00:17:02,646
She dropped out of the whole thing.
So now I'm just super in debt,

339
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:05,566
and the only thing I have to show for it

340
00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:09,570
is a two-minute sizzle reel.

341
00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:14,116
- What's a sizzle reel?
- It's...

342
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,285
nothing.

343
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,203
It's...

344
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,080
it's really...

345
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,750
uh, nothing.

346
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:27,212
Look,
my point was I just blew it with Arya.

347
00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:33,552
Honestly, I think I blow every
work opportunity I've ever been given.

348
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:38,390
I blew it with Ridley Scott
and the director of Liberty Down...

349
00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:42,269
and I'll never be a writer on Witchita

350
00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:45,272
because the one time
I was invited in the writers' room,

351
00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:49,651
I flipped out and threw
a woman's computer across the desk. So...

352
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:51,695
- Whoa, I didn't know that.
- Yeah. Me neither.

353
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:54,198
Oh, yeah. No, I mean, it's nothing new.

354
00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:58,327
I mean,
I have serious anger control problems.

355
00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:04,500
Last month, I was driving my car,
and I had a serious case of road rage,

356
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:09,838
and I lost control of my car.
I spun around, and I hit some cars and...

357
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,467
I didn't tell anybody about it.

358
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:16,261
You threw a woman's computer?

359
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:18,305
Mom, you gotta keep up with me

360
00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:21,141
'cause I'm just gonna
roll right through these, okay?

361
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:23,811
Uh, I don't think I believe in God.

362
00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:27,523
When I was nine,
I threw up in Mom's purse.

363
00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:32,152
You guys remember Natalie, right,
my ex-girlfriend?

364
00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:37,616
She pretended to cheat on me
so that I would break up with her.

365
00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:40,327
But I didn't,
so she just had to break up with me.

366
00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:41,995
Hmm...

367
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:44,081
Dad, I don't like sports.

368
00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:49,545
I just pretend to like sports so that
you and me have something to connect over.

369
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:56,176
Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I guess
what I'm just saying is that...

370
00:18:57,052 --> 00:19:01,390
You know, I try.
I try to pull a fast one on all of you

371
00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:04,935
and make you think I'm the perfect son

372
00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:09,273
or the perfect brother, but, uh...

373
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,609
I'm a... I'm a fuck-up.

374
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:19,158
And the only thing I really got going
for me is Mickey.

375
00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:24,705
But I'm fucking that up, too...

376
00:19:26,081 --> 00:19:29,376
'cause I told her last night that
she's not ready to have a family, but...

377
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,422
I'm wrong.

378
00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:38,135
I'm the person who's not ready
to have a family and...

379
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,722
it's just easier for me to go,

380
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:45,434
"Mickey's the crazy one.
I'm the healthy one."

381
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:48,979
But I'm the crazy one.

382
00:19:58,655 --> 00:20:03,118
All righty then. Good to know.
Can we finish cleaning up and go home?

383
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:11,335
Okay, thank you. I...

384
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,942
- I'm sorry. That was awful.
- You kidding me?

385
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:37,527
That was awesome.

386
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:40,072
- Really?
- Yes.

387
00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:43,492
I mean, I've had some
intense conversations with my parents.

388
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:48,664
I have never gotten as honest as that.
That was brave. It took guts.

389
00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:51,667
I feel so fucked up right now.

390
00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:09,935
Ugh.

391
00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:15,482
Ah! Feels good.

392
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:18,944
Ah!

393
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,780
Home.

394
00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:28,578
Mmm. Things got
kind of heavy back there in...

395
00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:31,456
Jesus, what's it called?

396
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,583
- Brookings. Yeah.
- Brookings. Yeah.

397
00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:38,505
- But we got out of there alive.
- Yeah. Big time.

398
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,676
Tell me about our future.

399
00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:46,095
Okay.

400
00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:50,309
Well, we move in together.

401
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:52,102
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.

402
00:21:52,185 --> 00:21:56,690
And then we get a little doggie.

403
00:21:56,773 --> 00:22:00,819
- Oh, I like that. A beagle.
- Yeah.

404
00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:08,160
Then, we get into couples therapy.

405
00:22:08,952 --> 00:22:14,458
- Get nice and sharp and strong.
- Yeah, yeah. And then...

406
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:23,216
then we get married
and have babies.

407
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:27,262
Oh, yeah. Very popular these days.

408
00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:35,020
♪ When they fight, they fight ♪

409
00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:40,108
♪ And when they come home at night
They say ♪

410
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,447
♪ I love you, baby ♪

411
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:07,177
♪ Was it too much too soon? ♪

412
00:23:09,137 --> 00:23:11,723
♪ Or too little too late? ♪

413
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:17,020
♪ He got the message
She left on his car in the rain ♪

414
00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:24,236
♪ And then the words, they come to you ♪

415
00:23:25,195 --> 00:23:27,155
♪ Driving away ♪

416
00:23:29,324 --> 00:23:32,244
♪ You just can't let it go ♪

417
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:35,163
♪ And when they fight, they fight ♪

418
00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:40,168
♪ And when they come home at night
They say ♪

419
00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:45,924
♪ I love you, baby ♪