1 00:00:13,763 --> 00:00:14,763 Hey! 2 00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:26,151 Pretty funny. 3 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:30,447 - Oh. - Yes. 4 00:00:33,241 --> 00:00:34,492 Fuck up. 5 00:00:39,622 --> 00:00:41,332 I love this. What do you think? 6 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:42,750 I like it. 7 00:00:43,042 --> 00:00:46,212 Be honest. When we first met, did you think I was a bad dresser? 8 00:00:46,629 --> 00:00:48,298 No, I didn't think you were a bad dresser. 9 00:00:48,381 --> 00:00:51,593 I just thought you hadn't bought any new clothes since middle school. 10 00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:56,264 Well, you should talk. 11 00:00:56,347 --> 00:00:59,392 When we first met, you were wearing a swimsuit on dry land. 12 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:03,229 Uh, you loved my bathing suit, landlubber. 13 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:04,230 Yeah. 14 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:07,150 When we first met, no joke, I thought you were Hungarian. 15 00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:08,068 No. 16 00:01:08,151 --> 00:01:10,820 I remember being surprised that you spoke English. 17 00:01:11,529 --> 00:01:14,032 - Are you serious? - Kidding. 18 00:01:14,115 --> 00:01:15,617 Oh, it's a joke. 19 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:18,828 But I do remember the first moment I was, like, into you. 20 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:21,456 - Oh, really? - Mm-hmm. 21 00:01:21,539 --> 00:01:23,333 Oh, I wanna hear about this. 22 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:26,002 You were helping Bertie carry her dresser into the house. 23 00:01:26,085 --> 00:01:28,171 I saw your arms and thought they looked sexy. 24 00:01:28,254 --> 00:01:30,614 And I was like, "Yeah, I'd fuck this guy if he was into it." 25 00:01:30,673 --> 00:01:31,883 - What? - Mm-hmm. 26 00:01:31,966 --> 00:01:35,428 Oh, my God. I had no idea. I should've made my first move. 27 00:01:35,512 --> 00:01:37,806 And I thought you were so nice. You were helping Bertie... 28 00:01:37,889 --> 00:01:40,350 Okay, I don't need to hear that. 29 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:43,561 I get the nice thing enough. Just objectify me. Please. I love it. 30 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:44,479 Sure. 31 00:01:44,562 --> 00:01:47,190 So, stud, you gonna wear this jacket tonight? 32 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:50,527 I don't know. Is it too cool? 33 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:53,446 I feel like I'm trying too hard. That's my nightmare. 34 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:56,616 Your dumb movie title band is playing a live gig. 35 00:01:56,699 --> 00:01:59,244 This may never happen again. You have to look good. 36 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:02,038 I know. It's just when I was shooting my scene with Arya, 37 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:05,959 I was kind of a dick on set with my friends, so I don't wanna roll up 38 00:02:06,042 --> 00:02:09,546 wearing a new jacket and have them be like, "Who's this asshole?" 39 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:11,506 I'm sure they're over it. If not, fuck 'em. 40 00:02:11,589 --> 00:02:13,591 Conflict is the cornerstone of any good band, 41 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:15,426 like Metallica or the Spice Girls. 42 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:16,594 It's true. 43 00:02:16,678 --> 00:02:21,391 Okay, final verdict. Do I buy this jacket? 44 00:02:21,474 --> 00:02:22,976 Yes, you buy this jacket, 45 00:02:23,059 --> 00:02:25,979 and I buy a pair of sunglasses that I do not need. Hmm? 46 00:02:26,062 --> 00:02:27,897 - All right. - Yeah. 47 00:02:47,208 --> 00:02:49,544 How about this? Too somber for you? 48 00:02:49,627 --> 00:02:50,837 Way too somber. 49 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:53,506 I'm looking at that, I wanna slit my wrists. 50 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:56,509 What do you want your suitcase to say about you? 51 00:02:56,593 --> 00:03:00,638 I want my luggage to say, "Hey, Cruikshanks, 52 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:04,392 I'm an adult with luggage, and I got my shit together." 53 00:03:04,475 --> 00:03:07,145 And then it can just stop talking after that. 54 00:03:07,228 --> 00:03:08,730 Are you scared of your family? 55 00:03:08,813 --> 00:03:10,064 No. 56 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:14,777 I mean, just not super stoked about taking this trip. 57 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:16,446 Might have been nice if you had backup. 58 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:18,280 What? 59 00:03:18,656 --> 00:03:20,533 It's nothing. Just think it's a little weird. 60 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:22,702 No, I didn't hear you. What'd you say? 61 00:03:22,785 --> 00:03:25,413 It's a little weird you didn't invite me to meet your family. 62 00:03:25,496 --> 00:03:27,999 We've been together for a while. You met my dad. 63 00:03:28,082 --> 00:03:29,542 Oh. 64 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:32,503 I'm sorry. I just... 65 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:37,175 I bought the ticket before you and me were, you know, hot and heavy. 66 00:03:37,258 --> 00:03:40,303 Plus, I don't even think you'd want to go, Mickey. 67 00:03:40,386 --> 00:03:44,432 It's going to be, like, five days. And it's super, super boring. 68 00:03:44,515 --> 00:03:47,143 It's like every boring thing mushed together. 69 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:51,272 It's South Dakota and family and church and relatives 70 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:54,776 and anniversary parties and compact rental cars... 71 00:03:54,859 --> 00:03:57,612 You don't have to pile it on. It's not that big of a deal. 72 00:03:58,529 --> 00:04:00,240 Would've been nice to be invited. 73 00:04:00,865 --> 00:04:03,117 Maybe I'm crazy, but I thought we were there. 74 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:06,329 Well, I think we are there. I just... 75 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:09,958 I want you to meet my parents and my siblings. 76 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:12,919 You don't have to meet all of my stupid cousins. 77 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:15,421 Heather's pretty cool, actually. 78 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:19,717 It's fine. You can drop it. I'll meet them some other time. 79 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:20,885 Okay. 80 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:26,057 Hey, look at this. What? Hold on. 81 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:30,561 What's this car doing in the luggage section? 82 00:04:30,645 --> 00:04:31,854 Little weird? 83 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:37,360 Then it's like... 84 00:04:41,489 --> 00:04:42,532 Doin' a little reverse. 85 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:43,950 - Sir? - What? 86 00:04:44,033 --> 00:04:45,702 - Can you not do that, please? - Oh. 87 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:49,122 Sorry. I was just goofin', trying to make my girlfriend laugh. 88 00:04:49,914 --> 00:04:50,914 It's not working. 89 00:04:51,749 --> 00:04:52,750 Yeah, I know. 90 00:05:05,763 --> 00:05:07,682 Hey. Look at that. 91 00:05:07,765 --> 00:05:10,351 Little fruit cart. Got mangoes. 92 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:12,270 - You love a mango. - Yeah. 93 00:05:12,353 --> 00:05:14,480 Yeah? Let me get you a mango. Okay. 94 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:18,151 Thank you. Thanks. 95 00:05:18,776 --> 00:05:19,819 How is it? Good? 96 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,280 - It's delicious. Thank you. - You're welcome. 97 00:05:25,241 --> 00:05:26,367 Ah! 98 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:29,412 There's an open house. You wanna go check it out? 99 00:05:29,495 --> 00:05:32,665 - Yeah, sure. - Could be a little fun adventure. 100 00:05:41,090 --> 00:05:43,301 Okay. Yes. 101 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:45,720 Oh, hi, there. I'm Angela. 102 00:05:45,803 --> 00:05:46,804 - Welcome. - Hello. 103 00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:48,890 If you wouldn't mind, please put these on. 104 00:05:48,973 --> 00:05:51,184 - They just redid the floors. - Sure. 105 00:05:51,267 --> 00:05:53,061 Before you look around, please sign in. 106 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:57,190 All right. 107 00:05:59,233 --> 00:06:03,029 My name is Genevieve Vavance... 108 00:06:03,821 --> 00:06:06,824 and I still have an AOL e-mail address. 109 00:06:06,908 --> 00:06:08,743 You are Bastian. No last name. 110 00:06:08,826 --> 00:06:09,952 Whoa. 111 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:13,289 Holy shit! Double sinks! 112 00:06:13,372 --> 00:06:14,957 Oh, my God. I love it. 113 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:18,878 God, if we lived here... Oh, God, we'd be living the high life, you know? 114 00:06:18,961 --> 00:06:20,880 I'd set down my toothbrush, I'd be like, 115 00:06:20,963 --> 00:06:25,384 "Mickey, why don't we invite the Cunninghams over for dinner?" 116 00:06:25,968 --> 00:06:28,888 Shit. Angela already hates us. 117 00:06:28,971 --> 00:06:31,265 Okay, I'll do this. 118 00:06:31,349 --> 00:06:33,059 There we go. Nobody will ever know. 119 00:06:33,768 --> 00:06:34,811 Double sinks. 120 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:36,604 No, I'm addicted to my phone. 121 00:06:36,687 --> 00:06:40,441 I'll text myself a reminder or something, and then when my phone buzzes, 122 00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:43,486 I get so excited 'cause I'm that desperate to text. 123 00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:45,154 I 100% get that. 124 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:46,989 When you were telling the story 125 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:48,741 and you said your phone buzzed, 126 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:50,952 I got excited. 127 00:06:58,876 --> 00:07:00,169 Clearly, I'm still smoking. 128 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:03,965 It's just one too many things to quit in a year. 129 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:08,719 And any negative thing you can say, I've already thought. 130 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:13,182 Hey, no, don't worry about it. You'll quit when you're ready. It's fine. 131 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:15,726 Yeah, I figured I've been smoking since I was 15, 132 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:17,562 - what's a couple more months? - Mm-hmm. 133 00:07:17,645 --> 00:07:21,732 Yeah. And, hey, just so you know, I'm here to talk about your sobriety 134 00:07:21,816 --> 00:07:25,153 as much or as little as you want to, so... 135 00:07:25,236 --> 00:07:26,236 Thank you. 136 00:07:28,656 --> 00:07:30,950 There is one thing I could talk about. 137 00:07:31,033 --> 00:07:32,034 Okay. 138 00:07:33,202 --> 00:07:35,580 - So things are going really well. - Mm-hmm. 139 00:07:35,663 --> 00:07:38,624 And then, there was that whole Dr. Greg meltdown, 140 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:40,710 and I went to this bar with Truman and Stella 141 00:07:40,793 --> 00:07:42,503 and I ordered a drink. 142 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:45,214 Oh, wow. 143 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:47,717 Now, before you get worried, I did not drink it. 144 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:52,513 - Okay. - But I really, really thought about it. 145 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:59,896 Your sobriety is the most important thing, so I'm glad you didn't drink. 146 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:02,398 Yeah. Me, too. 147 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:08,946 Uh-oh. 148 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:11,949 - Ugh! - Somebody ain't happy. 149 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:17,205 Come on. She needs us here to make it seem like this is some kind of hot property. 150 00:08:17,788 --> 00:08:19,957 How much, uh, do you think this place costs, anyway? 151 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:23,794 $1.2 million. 152 00:08:24,378 --> 00:08:25,505 Wow. 153 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:29,467 You know, I could afford that 154 00:08:29,550 --> 00:08:32,887 if I did every single thing differently over the last 15 years. 155 00:08:32,970 --> 00:08:35,848 Never say never. I believe in you. 156 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:38,643 Maybe one day we could afford this place together. 157 00:08:38,726 --> 00:08:39,727 Yeah. 158 00:08:40,394 --> 00:08:41,979 I shouldn't have said that, should I? 159 00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:43,183 - No. - Did it freak you out? 160 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:44,732 No. No, no, no. I... 161 00:08:44,815 --> 00:08:51,572 Honestly, I'm not opposed to... you know, moving in sometime, together. Sometime. 162 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:55,201 Yeah. I've thought about it. 163 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:58,037 So neither of us are opposed. 164 00:09:00,122 --> 00:09:01,874 - Let's get out of here. - Okay. 165 00:09:03,834 --> 00:09:06,796 Hey, I'm sorry I didn't ask you to go to South Dakota. 166 00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:09,924 I should have, and I'm sorry. I want you to come. 167 00:09:10,007 --> 00:09:10,883 - Don't worry. - Would you come? 168 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:13,803 No. Don't worry. It's okay. We're past it. 169 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:15,680 No, I was being so stupid. 170 00:09:15,763 --> 00:09:18,975 I was in my head with my family. I truly want you to come. 171 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:20,393 Will you come? Please? 172 00:09:20,476 --> 00:09:22,436 You don't have to invite me 'cause you feel bad. 173 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:25,273 - I'm not. - Hmm. No, you were right. 174 00:09:25,356 --> 00:09:27,400 I do want to meet your parents and your siblings, 175 00:09:27,483 --> 00:09:29,610 but not every Cruikshank in America. 176 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:32,530 And five days is a really long time. 177 00:09:34,198 --> 00:09:36,117 Yeah. No. That makes sense. 178 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:37,285 - Yeah. - Yeah. 179 00:09:40,037 --> 00:09:41,872 You ready for your big show tonight? 180 00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:44,458 Yeah, fuck yeah. 181 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:47,086 Actually, no. I don't think we're ready to perform live. 182 00:09:47,169 --> 00:09:48,963 - This shouldn't be happening. - Oh. 183 00:09:49,046 --> 00:09:51,591 Well, if it really starts to suck, 184 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:55,845 I can always just yell, "Fire," and take off my top. 185 00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:56,846 - Perfect. - Okay. 186 00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:57,929 Thank you. 187 00:10:11,193 --> 00:10:13,696 Hey, uh, you want a cigarette before we go in? 188 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:15,865 Do you want me to have one? 189 00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:21,203 Uh... Yeah, I'm just not really ready to face Ruby and Wade yet. 190 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:23,956 They saw me go nuts on that shoot, 191 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:27,460 and our group-text chain has pretty much gone silent. 192 00:10:27,543 --> 00:10:30,755 I've learned, if you own it and you say you're sorry, 193 00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:31,839 they usually forgive you. 194 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:34,550 Yeah. I mean, that makes sense. 195 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,010 You don't even have to mean it. 196 00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:39,513 - No, I mean it. - Oh, great. That'll help sell it. 197 00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:43,351 I'll be there if you get nervous. You can squeeze my hand. 198 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:46,103 - Okay. - Yeah? 199 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:49,440 Yeah. Be prepared. I'm gonna squeeze the shit out of it. 200 00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:51,817 They're not gonna start any trouble with me there. 201 00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:53,402 Those guys are scared of me. 202 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,821 No. Yeah. 203 00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:01,327 Hey, everybody. 204 00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:02,703 Hi. 205 00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:03,704 Nice jacket. 206 00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:05,539 - Oh, thank you. - All right. 207 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:06,957 You guys ready to shred? 208 00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:09,460 - Oh, ready to shred. Ready to shred. - Yeah. 209 00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:12,505 Wait, guys. I just wanted to say, 210 00:11:12,588 --> 00:11:15,883 as far as my tantrum on set with Arya and stuff, 211 00:11:15,966 --> 00:11:17,593 I feel really crummy... 212 00:11:17,676 --> 00:11:19,220 Gus, I'm gonna stop you right there. 213 00:11:19,303 --> 00:11:22,473 Come on, whatever happened on set, let's leave it on set. 214 00:11:22,556 --> 00:11:26,936 I feel like there was an apology coming. I'd like to hear that. 215 00:11:28,854 --> 00:11:29,855 - Okay. - Mmm. 216 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:34,610 Uh, yeah, I mean, you guys have helped me out so much, 217 00:11:34,693 --> 00:11:37,488 and I know I lost my temper there a couple of times, 218 00:11:37,571 --> 00:11:39,407 so I am sorry. 219 00:11:40,574 --> 00:11:41,617 Well, thank you. 220 00:11:42,743 --> 00:11:47,164 I don't accept your apology. Uh, my feelings are still hurting. 221 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,041 Seriously? 222 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:52,086 Not seriously, Mickey. 223 00:11:52,169 --> 00:11:54,964 See, just kidding. Let's have a fun show. 224 00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:59,927 All right, I'll leave you rockers to it. I'm not in this band. Bye. 225 00:12:00,010 --> 00:12:02,680 - Okay. Bye. - Let's go over the set list, huh? 226 00:12:02,763 --> 00:12:04,366 - Oh, yeah. - Yes, good idea. 227 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:08,269 Oh, hey, yeah. I do not think that we should open with "Gran Torino." 228 00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:10,312 I agree. We should not start with a ballad. 229 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:11,564 We'll put the crowd to sleep. 230 00:12:12,648 --> 00:12:14,942 I picked up a few more days of extra work on Witchita. 231 00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:17,653 That's great. I'm proud of you. 232 00:12:17,736 --> 00:12:22,324 Yeah, they need me on set at seven a.m., so I can't go too crazy tonight. 233 00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:27,538 God, listen to me. "On set." Can you believe it? 234 00:12:27,621 --> 00:12:29,039 No, I cannot. 235 00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:33,294 Oh, shit. I'm sorry. Can I get you a drink? 236 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:35,296 Oh, no, thanks. I'm not thirsty. 237 00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:36,671 Are you sure? 238 00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:38,191 I want to do more stuff for you. 239 00:12:38,215 --> 00:12:40,968 Like buying you drinks and buying you jewelry. 240 00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:42,845 Don't buy me jewelry. Please. 241 00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:44,638 Open a savings account. 242 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:47,183 Hey, buddy. 243 00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:49,268 Hey! Hey. 244 00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:52,438 - Hey, how's the Rand-man? - Hey. 245 00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:54,231 Hey, what's up? 246 00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:57,193 - Are people calling me the Rand-man? - I don't know. They should. 247 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,696 - You guys know each other. - Yeah, we've met. 248 00:13:00,779 --> 00:13:02,156 - Hi, Bertie. - Hello. 249 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:07,494 Yeah. 250 00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:11,081 So, um, when I was coming over here tonight, 251 00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:12,625 I saw a big accident on the road. 252 00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:13,584 Oh, no. 253 00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:16,420 I think it was very serious. There was two ambulances. 254 00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:20,090 And, um, I thought there was some kind of spaghetti involved, 255 00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:23,427 but I think it had come from inside the man on the motorcycle. 256 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:24,762 And, um... 257 00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:26,347 Hey! What are you guys talking about? 258 00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:31,060 Mickey! Could I ask you to join me outside for a meeting of the Chamber of Champions? 259 00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:32,061 Sure. 260 00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:35,773 That's what I call our apartment. It's just a fun thing I do. 261 00:13:35,856 --> 00:13:37,024 I don't know why I do it. 262 00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:38,901 Yes, I do. It's 'cause we're champions. 263 00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:40,903 - Let's go. - Okay. Bye. 264 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,573 - Uh, can I get you a drink? - Oh, no, I'm good. 265 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,116 Oh. 266 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,369 I'll get you another one. You can double fist it! 267 00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:50,204 - Cool. - Yeah, cool. 268 00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:52,373 I'm sleeping with Chris. 269 00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:53,915 What? 270 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:57,670 We started hanging out. First, it was just an emotional affair, 271 00:13:57,753 --> 00:14:00,839 but then things took a turn, and now it's a very physical affair. 272 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,925 And now I really like him. 273 00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:07,263 What is it about our apartment that turns us into philandering bad girls? 274 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:08,889 What should I do? 275 00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:13,811 Well, I never told Gus about Dustin. 276 00:14:13,894 --> 00:14:16,397 But if you have feelings for Chris, 277 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:19,233 maybe you should be honest with Randy and cut things off. 278 00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:20,651 But he's so sensitive. 279 00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:24,697 Last night, I came in and he was crying to an episode of Storage Wars. 280 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,157 That's not a reason to stay with him. 281 00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:31,787 Ugh. This situation is so fucked. I'm fucked. 282 00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:36,458 - You okay, buddy? - Oh, yeah. 283 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:37,710 - You seem sort of... - Yeah. 284 00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:39,646 - Oh, sorry. - ...out of it or something. 285 00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:40,921 It's okay if something's wrong. 286 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:42,798 - No, not at all. Yeah. - Okay. 287 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:43,984 Uh, this will be fun tonight. 288 00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:46,302 - Yeah. Yeah, I can't wait. Yeah. - Yeah. 289 00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:49,096 You excited about going back home? 290 00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:53,392 Yeah, yeah. I mean, my parents' 40th anniversary. 291 00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:56,937 You know that's going to be a fucking wild party. 292 00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,439 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 293 00:14:58,522 --> 00:15:01,150 Hats off to Mark and Vicki, man. Those crazy kids. 294 00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:03,027 Yeah. Let's hear it for those nutty kids. 295 00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:04,710 - They stuck it out. - Mm-hmm. 296 00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:08,532 Hey, and Mickey's finally going to meet the Cruikshanks, huh? 297 00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:09,617 Yeah. 298 00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,118 Well, uh... 299 00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:13,162 No. I mean, she's not. 300 00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:15,915 I invited her, but she's not gonna come. 301 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,333 - Oh, bummer, man. Huh. - Yeah. 302 00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:20,336 I don't know. Maybe it's for the best. 303 00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:22,755 I don't want her to see how weird my family is. 304 00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:24,238 Or how weird I am around my family. 305 00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:25,424 It's gonna be a lot. 306 00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:26,842 And Mickey's Mickey, right? 307 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,386 She could totally freak out your whole family. 308 00:15:30,512 --> 00:15:32,348 Yeah. Yeah. 309 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:36,644 I mean, you don't have to say that, but yes. 310 00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:38,187 It's maybe for the best. 311 00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:39,730 - But I love her. - Yeah. 312 00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:41,565 - Oh, yeah, she's the best. - Yeah. 313 00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:45,986 I'm just saying you could be, like, playing Scrabble at your kitchen table, 314 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:49,031 and then she walks in, bites the head off a bat. 315 00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:56,330 - Hey. - Hi. 316 00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:59,375 Let me get you a drink. 317 00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:03,963 Full disclosure, I'm here with my boyfriend, and I don't drink. 318 00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:06,840 Okay. Uh, well... 319 00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:10,219 Which one's your boyfriend? I gotta see if you're making a mistake. 320 00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:12,930 Nice. Uh... 321 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,392 The guy in the military jacket. 322 00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:21,605 Seriously? 323 00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:24,525 The dude who looks like a child's drawing? 324 00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:28,570 Wow. You think you're funny, don't you? We're done talking. 325 00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:35,160 Oh, my God, it's almost show time! 326 00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:37,621 - Oh, I can't wait. - What the fuck is happening? 327 00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,373 Did you just take my cigarettes? 328 00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:41,667 - No. - Yeah, you did. You're lying. 329 00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:45,546 I'm not lying. Why would I take your Kool Ultra Lights? 330 00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:46,714 I'm not in seventh grade. 331 00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:48,549 You're a really shitty liar. 332 00:16:48,632 --> 00:16:50,712 If she said she didn't take 'em, she didn't take 'em. 333 00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:52,553 Dude, does this involve you? 334 00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:55,806 Go back to your band, which I heard sucks, by the way. 335 00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:57,182 Uh, that's bullshit. 336 00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:59,643 This is our first show, so no one even knows we suck yet. 337 00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:00,912 Prove you didn't take my cigarettes. 338 00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:02,521 - Open your purse. - Fuck you. No. 339 00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:05,816 - Come on. - Hey. Get the fuck out of here. 340 00:17:05,899 --> 00:17:06,900 Relax. 341 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:10,404 No, I'm not going to relax. Get fucking going, top button. 342 00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:14,033 Whatever. Keep 'em. I got better shit to do, anyway. 343 00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,118 Then go do it! 344 00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,291 I did take his cigarettes. 345 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:23,792 I figured. 346 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:24,877 Okay. 347 00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,838 - See you in a little bit. - Bye, buddy. 348 00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:31,550 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. We are Roger and The Eberts! 349 00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:35,262 And we play theme songs for movies that don't have them! 350 00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:40,768 So let's start things off right, with a little visit from the dessert cart. 351 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:43,771 One, two, three, four. 352 00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:46,607 ♪ I didn't come to Choco little ♪ 353 00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:49,443 ♪ I didn't come to Choco little bit ♪ 354 00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:52,362 ♪ I didn't come to Choco little bit more ♪ 355 00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,907 ♪ I came to Chocolat ♪ 356 00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:57,534 ♪ I didn't come to Choco little ♪ 357 00:17:58,118 --> 00:18:00,329 ♪ I didn't come to Choco little bit ♪ 358 00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:03,874 ♪ I didn't come to Choco little bit more ♪ 359 00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:09,004 ♪ I came to Chocolat ♪ 360 00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:14,343 ♪ I came to Chocolat ♪ 361 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,221 ♪ I came to Chocolat ♪ 362 00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,390 Whoo! 363 00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:27,397 Well, this next song is about a birdman, and it's called "Birdman." 364 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:29,108 Three, four... 365 00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:30,234 ♪ Birdman! ♪ 366 00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:34,780 ♪ Or the unexpected virtue of ignorance ♪ 367 00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:36,156 ♪ Birdman! ♪ 368 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:40,536 ♪ Or the unexpected virtue of ignorance ♪ 369 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:42,204 ♪ Birdman! ♪ 370 00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:46,333 ♪ Or the unexpected virtue of ignorance ♪ 371 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:52,506 ♪ Birdman, Birdman, Birdman, Birdman Birdman, Birdman, Birdman ♪ 372 00:18:57,845 --> 00:19:03,684 ♪ Footloose ♪ 373 00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:10,065 ♪ This is the theme song for ♪ 374 00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:16,238 ♪ Footloose ♪ 375 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:22,286 ♪ This is the only song for ♪ 376 00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:26,498 ♪ Footloose ♪ 377 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:30,043 ♪ God bless you, Sully ♪ 378 00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:32,504 ♪ You saved my life ♪ 379 00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:36,758 ♪ You saved my children ♪ 380 00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:39,970 ♪ You saved my wife ♪ 381 00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:43,515 ♪ God bless you, Sully ♪ 382 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,934 ♪ You saved my life ♪ 383 00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:50,230 ♪ You saved my children ♪ 384 00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:53,525 ♪ You saved my wife ♪ 385 00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,698 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 386 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:04,953 This last jam is dedicated to Mr. Eastwood and my special girl, 387 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,330 Dobbsy. 388 00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:09,541 One, two, three, four... 389 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:13,670 ♪ Better than a grand piano ♪ 390 00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:16,006 ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ 391 00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:20,052 ♪ Deeper than the Grand Canyon ♪ 392 00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:22,012 ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ 393 00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:29,686 ♪ You're my Gran... ♪ 394 00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:32,064 ♪ Torino ♪ 395 00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:41,907 ♪ You're my Gran... ♪ 396 00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:44,117 ♪ Torino ♪ 397 00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:54,086 ♪ And the skeleton says Get off of my lawn! ♪ 398 00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:59,049 ♪ That skeleton says Get off of my lawn! ♪ 399 00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:05,973 ♪ Get off of my Off of my lawn ♪ 400 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:09,142 ♪ Torino ♪ 401 00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:15,232 ♪ You're my Gran Torino ♪ 402 00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:19,069 - You guys fucking ruled. - Oh... stop. 403 00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:22,406 That was the best concert I've been to in years, and I'm not even kidding. 404 00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:24,366 Thanks, Mickey. 405 00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:27,494 I want to go to South Dakota. 406 00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,414 - Really? - Yeah. 407 00:21:30,497 --> 00:21:33,792 We're a team. Let's go hang out in a fly-over state. 408 00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:38,714 Oh. Should I not call it a fly-over state in front of your parents? 409 00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:41,174 - Probably best not to. - Okay. 410 00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:45,304 ♪ 'Cause you know We got to eat, eat, eat ♪ 411 00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,889 ♪ You know we got to pray, pray, pray ♪ 412 00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:50,851 ♪ So you know we got to love, love, love ♪ 413 00:21:50,934 --> 00:21:53,645 ♪ Eat Pray Love, Love ♪ 414 00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:56,064 ♪ You know we got to eat, eat, eat ♪ 415 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:58,650 ♪ Oh, you know We got to pray, pray, pray ♪ 416 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:01,695 ♪ Oh, you know We got to love, love, love ♪ 417 00:22:01,778 --> 00:22:07,367 ♪ Eat, pray, love, love, love, love ♪ 418 00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:13,623 ♪ Eat, pray, love, love Eat, pray, love, love ♪ 419 00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:18,378 ♪ Eat, pray, love ♪ 420 00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:21,048 ♪ You know we got to pray, pray, pray ♪ 421 00:22:21,131 --> 00:22:23,842 ♪ Oh, you know we got To love, love, love ♪ 422 00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:26,553 ♪ Eat, pray, love, love ♪ 423 00:22:26,636 --> 00:22:28,805 ♪ You know I got to eat, eat, eat ♪ 424 00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:31,767 ♪ Oh, you know We got to pray, pray, pray ♪ 425 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:34,603 ♪ Well, you know We got to love, love, love 426 00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:40,400 ♪ Eat, pray, love, love, love, love ♪ 427 00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:43,070 ♪ Eat, pray, love, love ♪ 428 00:22:43,153 --> 00:22:49,284 ♪ Eat, pray, love, love Eat, pray, love, love ♪ 429 00:22:49,367 --> 00:22:54,456 ♪ Eat, pray, love ♪ 430 00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:00,462 Thanks a lot.