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In just a few moments, we'll be arriving
at our first stop on the tour,

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the Freddy house
from Nightmare on Elm Street.

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I know that Freddy Krueger doesn't live
in an actual house in the movie.

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We just call it the Freddy house.

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Thanks for pointing out the thing
that everybody always points out.

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Hey, guys, I'm super hyped for this tour.

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Yeah. Me too, buddy.
It's gonna be good.

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I don't want to set the bar too high here,

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but I truly feel this will be the best day
of our lives.

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I totally agree,
and I've had a lot of good days. Whoa!

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Okay, this is the best day of my life!

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Hang on.
Are these all scary movie locations?

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- You said movie locations.
- No, I said horror movie locations.

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No, you didn't. I would've remembered
if you'd said that.

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I hate horror movies.

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Why watch a movie that scares me?

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That's like watching a movie
that makes me thirsty.

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Why would I want that?
I don't like feeling that way.

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To your right is the house
from A Nightmare on Elm Street,

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- the Freddy house.
- Oh! Oh!

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So cool!

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Oh, that's unmistakable.

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Hello?

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I'm still at your place.

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I threw up in a dumpster.

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Notice the red door...

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Oh, my God. Holy shit, are you okay?

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Yeah, I think
I just had to expel some stuff.

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Do you want me to come back?

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Or...

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Um... No.

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It's not that serious. I'll be fine.

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Okay, 'cause if you want me to,
I'll gladly just drop this and come.

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I wouldn't wanna come
unless you want me to.

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No, no, I'll be fine. You should stay.

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Okay. Uh...

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Well, you know, get better.

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If at any point you want me to come back,

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just give me a holler
and I'll zoom right over. Okay?

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Okay. Thanks, Gus-Gus.

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Okay, thank you. I mean, get well.
Okay, bye.

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To which Freddy replies,

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"Okay, but I get the first slice."

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Maybe we could ask this guy
about any regular filming locations.

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Like Sheldon's house.
Something light and fun.

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Like, where the Gilmore girls live?
Ruby gets it.

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- You good, Gus?
- Huh?

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- You good?
- Yeah. Yeah.

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You seem a little disgruntled.

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Yeah. I don't know, I just...

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I'm thinking maybe
I should go check on Mickey.

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It feels weird to stay here
and... I don't know.

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It feels like a test or something.

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If it sounds like a test,
it's a test, right?

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When has anyone ever been like,
"Maybe this is a test?"

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Then it turns out it's not a test.

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I, one time, went to a Super Bowl party

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the same day my girlfriend
found out she got Lyme disease.

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- I got an F on that test.
- Yeah.

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What do you think, Ruby?

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I had a bunch of edibles earlier.

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I'm not the type of person
to answer relationship questions.

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- Okay, but what if you weren't on edibles?
- Who's on edibles?

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Listen to me, Gus. Listen.
You have to get back to that apartment.

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This is the fucking relationship LSATs
and if you fail this thing,

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there'll be a day when you think
you're cruising on easy street.

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Could be tomorrow, a week from now
or months from now,

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where you're chilling and like,

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"Mickey, can you get me
a granola bar off the fridge?"

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And she goes,
"Why don't you get it off the bus?"

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That's her blindsiding you,
and you don't wanna be blindsided.

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- Right. Okay.
- Get off this bus.

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Excuse me. Excuse me,
can you stop the bus?

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What?

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I'm sorry, can you stop the bus?

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Pull over the bus, Ed.
We got a broken arrow.

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Sorry, I just...

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Sorry, folks.

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This gentleman's become too scared
by the horrors he's seen. He has to exit.

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I'm not scared,
I gotta take care of my girlfriend.

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Whatever, buddy. You're not better than me
'cause you have a girlfriend. Okay?

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I... I didn't mean that, that way.

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You brought up the girlfriend,
so you think you're better

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and you think I don't have one,
which you're right,

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but it's not important, so just leave.

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Awww!

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Mickey the sicky.

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Hey.

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What? What are you doing here?

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I wanted to come back.

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It didn't feel right for me
to be out there while you're here,

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so I'm here. I wanna take care of you.
Okay, so...

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You left your tour for me.

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I wanted to.
It was the easiest decision.

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I wanna be here for you, okay?

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You can come closer to me
'cause I'm not contagious.

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It's food poisoning.

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Oh.

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Okay. Well, I'll come over to ya.

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- Hi.
- Hey.

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Sorry, excuse me. I don't wanna sit on
your little tootsies there.

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- You okay?
- Mm-hmm.

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Yeah. So, why do you think
it's food poisoning?

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'Cause when I got this crab cake
at Seafood Now,

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as soon as I bit into it,
it tasted rotten.

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I don't wanna talk about it too much
'cause it makes me wanna puke.

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I get that. I understand.

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Oh, God. Oh, God.

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It's all right.

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Hmm.

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Buckle up,

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because our next stop is the Wallace house
from the Halloween franchise.

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Uh-oh! Who's this?

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From the Halloween franchise,

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- one of our most famous portrayers...
- Oh, my fucking God.

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of Michael Myers... Glenn Michener.

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Yeah!

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Thanks.

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Yeah!

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Please keep in mind
that we will get inside.

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Try to remember
that this is only possible due

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to the kindness of the homeowners.

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Have your fun, right?
But also be respectful,

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because they are redoing the floors
in the guest bath.

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- You got it, sir.
- See? These guys get it.

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Yeah.

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Hey, hey, hey.

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How you feeling? Feelin' better?

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What'd you get me?

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Oh, got you all kinds of goodies.

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Got you this little guy.

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I swam
the Pacific to tell you, "Get well."

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Sorry, that's stupid. I don't even know.

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The guy made me get it,
and I didn't really want to.

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But I got you some basics.

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Got you a little tea
and some Pepto that you wanted.

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Did you get me an US Weekly?

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And I got you this.

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Just in case you were wondering
if the stars were just like us.

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- I have been wondering. Thank you.
- You're welcome.

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Thanks for getting all this stuff.

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Of course, baby.

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You want something to drink?

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Gatorade.

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You got blue Gatorade?

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From the way you said it, you love blue?

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I thought that was universally accepted
as the worst flavor of Gatorade.

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Oh. Okay, sorry.

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It's just when you're super sick,
you know exactly what you want.

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Okay, yeah, I guess.

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I can't believe they kept the same lights.

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- Even the Christmas lights.
- His family was just sitting there.

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How was it? Was it scary?

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No. You fucked up.

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It's like a carnival in there.
It's awesome.

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Yeah. Michael Myers fucking loves us.

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- Thanks to Kevin.
- Yeah.

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All I did was act like
I had no idea who he was.

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- Celebrities love that.
- Yeah.

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I think it's 'cause
it makes them feel like they're normal.

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But they're not, they're way better.

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Ten times better.

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So, near the end of the film,
Jamie Lee Curtis starts saying to me,

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"Glenn, you're the best Mike Myers
we've had."

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- And I'm like...
- "The best."

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Yeah. I guess so.
I guess it's a compliment.

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It is a compliment.
That's very beautiful.

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So, you guys wanna do something?

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Uh... What do you mean?

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I don't know.

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Leave here, get a drink, hang out.
Why not, right?

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- Yeah, we should do it.
- Sure.

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- I guess we could for a little bit.
- Let's hang out with Glenn Michener.

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♪ Soupy, soup, soup
Everybody like the soup, soup ♪

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♪ Mickey, get some soup, soup
Everybody love some soup ♪

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Your phone buzzed. It looks like...

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your friends are hanging out
with some old dude.

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Holy shit!
They're hanging out with Michael Myers.

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They're hanging out with this guy Glenn.
He played Michael Myers.

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The cool thing about him was,

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he was this guy
who put his own stamp on it.

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Doesn't matter, it's fine.

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Sorry, I'm just having
a hard time following.

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Ah!

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Oh, my God. They're just hanging out
with Glenn Michener.

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They're having a blast
with Glenn Michener.

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He's got his arm around Ruby.

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So, what,

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Ruby and Glenn Michener
are just like BFFs now?

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What the fuck? Man...

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♪ Truckin', got my chips cashed in ♪

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♪ Keep truckin' like the doodah man ♪

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♪ Together, more or less in line ♪

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♪ Just keep truckin' on ♪

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♪ Arrows of neon and flashing marquees out
On Main Street ♪

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♪ Chicago, New York, Detroit
And it's all the same street ♪

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♪ Your typical city involved
In a typical daydream ♪

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♪ Hang it up
And see what tomorrow brings ♪

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♪ Dallas got a soft machine ♪

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♪ Houston too close to New Orleans ♪

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♪ New York got the ways and means ♪

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♪ But just won't let you be ♪

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♪ Most of the cats that you meet
On the street speak of true love ♪

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♪ Most of the time they're sitting
And crying at home ♪

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♪ One of these days
They know they gotta get going ♪

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Hey there, bud.

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You okay?

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No, I got this sharp pain
in my stomach.

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I'm also really hot and then I get cold,
and then...

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Fuck... Is this how you felt?

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I just threw up, so...

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You feel like you're gonna throw up?

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I do.

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I don't wanna talk about it,
'cause if I talk about it,

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then it's gonna happen,
so let's just not go there.

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Let's just... Let's shut up.

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Shut up now.

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I'm sorry. I really thought
I had food poisoning.

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Why would you be sorry, Mickey?

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Well, 'cause you're sick.

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Right.

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Well, I'm sorry that I'm sick,
'cause now I can't take care of you.

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So, it really more sucks for you.
So, sorry.

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No, I'm feeling
like the nausea is passing, so I'm okay.

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What are you doing?
Stop hitting your head against the wall.

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- No. No.
- No?

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I don't like this.

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Okay, can I help?

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- No. No.
- No?

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I'm okay. It's all right, stay there.

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I don't like to be looked after.
It makes me uncomfortable.

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I don't wanna be a pain in the butt
to you.

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- Okay?
- Okay.

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I'm sorry, I'm not trying to be a dick.
I'm just...

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I just need to go off and...

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Like an animal does and just die
or hibernate or something.

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I'm gonna leave the door open,

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so if you need anything,
I'm not shutting you out, I just...

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Fuck.

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- Thank you.
- Take a shot, take a shot.

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- That's so many shot glasses.
- Yes. Uh-huh.

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There's a lot of shot glasses
for a lot of drinking.

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Now, to Michael Myers.

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Yeah.

245
00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:57,313
To Michael Myers.

246
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:05,237
Yes!

247
00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:09,909
Let us get to rap sessioning.

248
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:11,619
Come on.

249
00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:15,998
- Shit. Fuck. God damn it.
- You want help or are you...

250
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:19,251
I got it. I got it. Cool, man.

251
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:20,461
Cool.

252
00:15:20,544 --> 00:15:23,714
- Good tequila, right?
- Yeah.

253
00:15:23,797 --> 00:15:25,633
So, rap session.

254
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:29,637
- You guys are all horror buffs, right?
- Yeah.

255
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:32,556
What's your favorite horror scary movie?

256
00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:37,353
I'm kind of scared right now,
to be honest with you.

257
00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:40,064
These guys.

258
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:44,610
You're a funny guy.
Funny, that's what it's about.

259
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:49,281
Okay. I'll ask another question then,
funny guy.

260
00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:52,326
What is your greatest fear?

261
00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:55,829
Ghosts. Without a doubt, ghosts.

262
00:15:58,248 --> 00:16:00,417
We all know that ghosts don't exist.

263
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:05,881
When you're dead, you're dead.
That's it. End of story.

264
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:07,967
Okay. What's your second biggest fear?

265
00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:11,679
Probably that my girlfriend
will break up with me.

266
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:13,138
Hmm.

267
00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:16,058
- Okay. Let me see a pic of her.
- A picture?

268
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:19,812
Yeah, because my advice is
to confront your fear.

269
00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:24,233
And that is telling me
you need to dump her right now. Okay?

270
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:26,461
- Who's got a pic?
- I know I've got one here somewhere.

271
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:27,903
- Hold on.
- Here she is.

272
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,072
Great. Okay.

273
00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:36,036
Forget it! Oh, my gazoongas!

274
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:41,834
You have sold the farm and gone to heaven.
You need to hang on to this one, right?

275
00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:43,544
That's my plan.

276
00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:46,380
- Ran-man, that's the plan. Okay.
- Yeah.

277
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:51,885
You're nothing to sneeze at
yourself there, lady legs.

278
00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:54,972
Okay. No.

279
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:59,435
No, thank you. But thanking you a lot.

280
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,772
How about you, man in jeans?

281
00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:05,732
What?

282
00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:09,236
Yeah. So, you guys like to party?

283
00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:13,741
- I don't know if I wanna party with...
- I like parties. Parties are great.

284
00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:15,784
Okay. All right.

285
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:19,538
Let me whip up some popcorn.
Stay right here. Okay?

286
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:23,500
We gotta get the fuck out
of here immediately.

287
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:25,145
- Yeah. This is getting weird.
- Come on.

288
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:27,880
I hope you guys like relaxing butter.

289
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:30,984
- I'm out of here.
- He's creepy.

290
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:33,552
- We can't leave without saying goodbye.
- Who is he?

291
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:36,513
Chris, come back.
Guys, he's making us popcorn.

292
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:37,741
- It's stuck.
- Other way.

293
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,367
What are you doing?
You keep locking and unlocking it.

294
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:41,828
- It's stuck. I'm turning it!
- What is wrong with you?

295
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:42,853
Chris!

296
00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:46,398
Guys, he's popping up popcorn for us.

297
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:52,488
Okay. So, I whipped up a small batch,
just half a bowl...

298
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,033
Where did everyone go?

299
00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:59,995
Those guys...
they don't like butter in their popcorn.

300
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:03,957
They had to work early,
so they couldn't have slippery fingers.

301
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,126
You know what?

302
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:09,797
Fuck 'em. That's right. Fuck those guys.

303
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:13,926
- More for us, right? Yeah!
- Yeah!

304
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:16,345
- Let's chow down, man.
- Glenn!

305
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,115
Knock, knock.

306
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:40,619
Hey.

307
00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:44,248
- Tried your blue Gatorade.
- Yay.

308
00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:47,209
- Wasn't that bad, actually.
- It's pretty good, right?

309
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:52,714
Do you want some?

310
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,677
Let's see. Let's test this out.

311
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:06,936
That's good stuff.

312
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:10,482
I'll love it forever.

313
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,865
Can I sit with you,
or do you still wanna be alone?

314
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:22,870
Ah... Come here. Come here.

315
00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:26,915
My Mickey. Come here.

316
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:32,671
Let's be sick. Let's be sick.

317
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:42,639
Really took it out of me.
I don't even think Stella got this sick.

318
00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:45,267
Wait, Stella was sick?

319
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:53,901
- Yeah.
- Sick how? Like, us sick?

320
00:19:57,654 --> 00:19:59,781
Now that I think about it, yeah.

321
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:03,994
After her,
maybe a couple other people got sick.

322
00:20:06,246 --> 00:20:08,207
What the fuck?

323
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:09,750
Mickey, that's...

324
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:13,253
That's fine, but that's baffling to me,

325
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:19,092
'cause if I was working somewhere
and somebody I worked with got sick,

326
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:21,595
and then I saw two or three other people
getting sick,

327
00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:25,349
I would be like, "I need
to Purell like a motherfucker now

328
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:28,685
and quarantine myself
from the rest of the universe."

329
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:31,271
I'm sorry that I'm not a germophobe
like you.

330
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:34,816
Don't make me out
to be Howard Hughes, okay?

331
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,902
It's just being responsible.

332
00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:39,196
If I got sick, I would know

333
00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:42,282
where I got sick, how I got sick,
why, when.

334
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:47,704
It's just baffling to me.
I don't understand it.

335
00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:53,335
Sorry. Jesus.

336
00:20:54,127 --> 00:20:56,272
I fucked up and you're perfect.
What do you want me to say?

337
00:20:56,296 --> 00:21:01,009
I just... I don't know
how you could be foggy about this.

338
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,261
Do you...

339
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:04,638
Do you think?

340
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:08,100
Do you not care? Where's your head?

341
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:17,609
- So mean.
- I'm not trying to be mean.

342
00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:19,903
Maybe I was foggy because I was sick.

343
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,657
I'm not trying to be mean.

344
00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:29,079
I'm just saying what I would do
in the situation and you didn't do it.

345
00:21:29,162 --> 00:21:31,873
I guess your priorities are different,
and that's fine, but...

346
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:35,919
That fucking crab cake tasted rotten
last night, Gus.

347
00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:38,547
And I wasn't sick
and then I just threw up.

348
00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:41,300
Doesn't that sound like food poisoning
to you?

349
00:21:47,055 --> 00:21:48,055
What?

350
00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:49,933
I gotta go to the bathroom again...

351
00:21:51,059 --> 00:21:53,979
because I'm sick.
Because I'm fucking sick.

352
00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:58,942
I gotta go to the bathroom again,
and it's just a hell, nightmarescape.

353
00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:05,115
It's nights like these
that really put hair on your nipples.

354
00:22:06,908 --> 00:22:07,951
Randy?

355
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:11,288
I've got, like, a confession to make.

356
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,082
- You do?
- Yeah.

357
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:19,880
I lied to you earlier when you opened up
about your fear of the paranormal.

358
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,049
Hmm. What do you mean?

359
00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:28,430
I'm talking about ghosts, Randy.
Ghosts are fucking real.

360
00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:31,391
Come on. No, they're not. I'm stupid.

361
00:22:32,392 --> 00:22:36,188
They're as real as real can be.

362
00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:38,815
As real as aliens.

363
00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:43,820
I used to be king of the world.

364
00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:48,241
I used to be Michael fucking Myers.

365
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,952
And now look at me.

366
00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:52,996
A loser.

367
00:22:54,247 --> 00:22:58,668
I've shrunk about a half an inch
over the past year.

368
00:22:59,586 --> 00:23:00,879
I lost...

369
00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:02,714
no weight.

370
00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:06,384
I'm broke.

371
00:23:06,968 --> 00:23:09,721
And I live in a shithole of an apartment.

372
00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:18,563
So, you wanna know
how I know that ghosts exist, Randy?

373
00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:22,734
You're looking at one. Right now.

374
00:23:24,986 --> 00:23:26,029
But...

375
00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:29,408
it's a metaphor. It's a metaphor.

376
00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:36,248
Do you know what it's like
to have a mask on most of the day?

377
00:23:37,332 --> 00:23:38,917
Well, I'll tell you something.

378
00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:41,837
It's not fun.

379
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:45,132
Anybody could be under that mask.

380
00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:47,801
I'm not kidding myself.

381
00:23:48,718 --> 00:23:55,642
One day, I was so hungover,
I had to get my cousin to take my place...

382
00:23:57,310 --> 00:24:02,357
and nobody even noticed
when he was Mike Myers.

383
00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:05,318
And he's a fucking CPA.

384
00:24:06,653 --> 00:24:12,450
And now, now that I've gotten really real
and, you know, street with you,

385
00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:16,455
I was like, "You're gonna leave me,
just like your friends.

386
00:24:16,913 --> 00:24:19,332
Just like everybody leaves me."

387
00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:20,416
Hey...

388
00:24:22,377 --> 00:24:23,753
I'm not going anywhere.

389
00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:27,340
You're the reason
that I'm so scared of horror movies.

390
00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:30,093
No. Stop it.

391
00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:31,845
The choices that you made...

392
00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:36,725
like, you would move all stiff,
like you couldn't move at all.

393
00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:37,808
Yeah.

394
00:24:37,851 --> 00:24:41,229
Then all of a sudden,
you would run super, super fast.

395
00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:42,689
Yeah, that's my trademark.

396
00:24:42,772 --> 00:24:46,943
But, now that I've met you,
I met the real you.

397
00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:49,821
The man behind the mask, you know?

398
00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:52,449
I'm not scared anymore.

399
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,285
I never have to be
scared again, because...

400
00:24:56,244 --> 00:24:58,079
you're more than a mask. You're like...

401
00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:00,999
you're like my hero.

402
00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:04,336
You don't have to say that.

403
00:25:05,587 --> 00:25:06,880
It's true.

404
00:25:07,881 --> 00:25:09,382
You're Michael Myers.

405
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:12,385
No.

406
00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:14,638
Even better.

407
00:25:15,722 --> 00:25:17,349
You're Glenn Michener.

408
00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:21,520
Randy, I just wanted to say that...

409
00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:23,605
maybe...

410
00:25:24,397 --> 00:25:27,359
if you're not doing anything, maybe...

411
00:25:28,109 --> 00:25:31,029
we could watch one of the Halloweens?

412
00:25:33,281 --> 00:25:36,076
- I'd like that a lot.
- Great.

413
00:25:36,159 --> 00:25:39,371
I'll fire up the VCR. It's in the bedroom.

414
00:25:48,588 --> 00:25:52,259
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck, this sucks.

415
00:25:52,342 --> 00:25:54,844
This fucking sucks, Mickey.

416
00:25:54,928 --> 00:25:56,805
If I had known you were contagious...

417
00:25:56,888 --> 00:25:58,932
You would have gone
and hung out with your friends,

418
00:25:59,015 --> 00:26:00,809
which is what you wanted to do anyway?

419
00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:03,520
I would've steered clear of you.

420
00:26:03,603 --> 00:26:05,498
I would've washed my hands.
I wouldn't have kissed you.

421
00:26:05,522 --> 00:26:09,609
This is why I did not want your help,
because there's always strings attached.

422
00:26:10,151 --> 00:26:13,613
There are no strings attached
to this, Mickey. Okay?

423
00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:17,617
It's not actually help
when you expect something in return.

424
00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:19,804
- You're always keeping score.
- I'm not keeping score.

425
00:26:19,828 --> 00:26:22,706
You can't believe
I'd wanna be here for you.

426
00:26:22,789 --> 00:26:24,708
Yeah, and you know why
I don't believe that?

427
00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:27,502
'Cause when I told you I was sick,
you hesitated.

428
00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:29,105
No, I didn't wanna come running to you,

429
00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:31,131
because I know that'd be a turn off
for you.

430
00:26:31,214 --> 00:26:32,215
What?

431
00:26:32,799 --> 00:26:34,551
You want me to be an asshole boyfriend.

432
00:26:34,634 --> 00:26:37,095
You want me to be the guy
who's hanging out with his friends

433
00:26:37,178 --> 00:26:39,723
and treats you like shit. I don't know.

434
00:26:39,806 --> 00:26:41,516
Yeah, you don't fucking know!

435
00:26:41,599 --> 00:26:44,728
I dated that guy 16 times.
I don't want that shit anymore.

436
00:26:44,811 --> 00:26:49,566
I don't wanna be the codependent,
clingy guy who comes on too strong...

437
00:26:49,649 --> 00:26:51,151
Be whoever you are!

438
00:26:51,234 --> 00:26:52,819
Then I'm the guy who does stupid shit

439
00:26:52,902 --> 00:26:54,005
because he's scared of getting hurt.

440
00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:56,823
Yeah. Guess what. So's everybody!

441
00:26:56,906 --> 00:27:00,243
Why are you yelling at me?
I just want you to feel better!

442
00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:02,138
I know that you want me to be better
'cause you love me!

443
00:27:02,162 --> 00:27:03,747
Yeah, and you love me!

444
00:27:21,139 --> 00:27:22,140
I love you.

445
00:27:23,391 --> 00:27:25,018
I love you, too.

446
00:27:30,357 --> 00:27:31,941
- This is so dumb.
- I know.

447
00:27:32,025 --> 00:27:33,443
Stupid.

448
00:27:34,110 --> 00:27:35,612
I'm sorry I got you sick.

449
00:27:37,697 --> 00:27:39,532
We'll get through it.

450
00:27:42,952 --> 00:27:43,995
Come here.

451
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:54,547
♪ I like your toothy smile ♪

452
00:27:57,467 --> 00:28:00,804
♪ It never fails to beguile ♪

453
00:28:03,264 --> 00:28:06,476
♪ Whichever way the wind is blowing ♪

454
00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:12,023
♪ I like the way this is going ♪

455
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:20,323
♪ I like the color of your hair ♪

456
00:28:23,284 --> 00:28:26,079
♪ I think we make a handsome pair ♪

457
00:28:28,456 --> 00:28:32,127
♪ I can only see my love growing ♪

458
00:28:34,003 --> 00:28:37,382
♪ I like the way this is going ♪

459
00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:43,263
♪ I like to watch TV with you ♪

460
00:28:45,598 --> 00:28:50,103
♪ There's really nothing
That I would rather do ♪

461
00:28:51,187 --> 00:28:54,065
♪ Then maybe we can go to bed ♪

462
00:28:56,735 --> 00:29:00,029
♪ And get up and do it all again ♪

463
00:29:02,532 --> 00:29:05,326
♪ I like the way your pants fit ♪