1 00:00:08,883 --> 00:00:10,643 Hi, I'm Mickey. Sex and love addict. 2 00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:11,803 Hi, Mickey. 3 00:00:11,886 --> 00:00:16,433 Things are going well right now. I've got a good boyfriend, good job. 4 00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:20,186 Now I'm just worried that I'm gonna act out and ruin it all. 5 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:25,191 You know, I'm so used to self-sabotaging that what if I start doing it, 6 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:27,569 and I don't even realize that I'm doing it? 7 00:00:28,570 --> 00:00:31,698 It feels like everything's not supposed to go right at the same time. 8 00:00:31,781 --> 00:00:34,200 I can't be happy at work and in my relationship. 9 00:00:34,284 --> 00:00:37,328 So, now I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop. 10 00:00:37,412 --> 00:00:39,497 How am I gonna fuck this up? 11 00:00:39,581 --> 00:00:40,832 So far it's been great. 12 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:45,211 She's really happy. I'm really happy. We're really happy together. 13 00:00:45,295 --> 00:00:47,046 She's killing it at work. 14 00:00:48,089 --> 00:00:49,257 And... 15 00:00:49,674 --> 00:00:51,551 I get worried 'cause it makes me wonder... 16 00:00:53,219 --> 00:00:55,430 did I only like her 'cause she is messed up? 17 00:00:58,183 --> 00:01:00,477 Do I feel the only reason she could like me 18 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,103 is because she's messed up? 19 00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:05,869 It's an interesting question, Maria. 20 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:08,985 And when I'm faced with a decision like that, I ask myself, 21 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:14,783 "Five years from now, what decision will make future me the most proud?" 22 00:01:14,866 --> 00:01:18,036 That's always been my guide, and it's worked well for me so far. 23 00:01:18,119 --> 00:01:22,207 So, you know, there's no crime in liking yourself. 24 00:01:22,791 --> 00:01:24,292 And when I feel anxious, 25 00:01:24,375 --> 00:01:27,462 I'm gonna breathe through it, I'm gonna count to ten, 26 00:01:27,545 --> 00:01:30,215 and I'm going to tell myself that I fucking deserve to be happy, 27 00:01:30,298 --> 00:01:31,841 which I still don't believe. 28 00:01:33,301 --> 00:01:35,220 I do not believe that I deserve to be happy. 29 00:01:35,303 --> 00:01:36,596 But one day I'm gonna get there. 30 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:39,099 I'm just gonna try not to ruin it today. 31 00:01:40,850 --> 00:01:44,062 That's all I got. "Try not to ruin it today." 32 00:01:44,979 --> 00:01:48,817 Sometimes I feel like I'm a bowl of mac and cheese. 33 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:49,943 You know? 34 00:01:50,026 --> 00:01:51,778 The first few bites are really great, 35 00:01:52,403 --> 00:01:55,532 then about halfway in, you're kind of like... 36 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:57,617 "I think I've had enough mac and cheese." 37 00:01:58,326 --> 00:01:59,744 By the last few bites, you're like, 38 00:01:59,828 --> 00:02:03,373 "I am never eating mac and cheese again. This is disgusting." 39 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:08,169 Sometimes I feel like I'm her bowl of mac and cheese. 40 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:13,216 I don't want her to get sick of me. 41 00:02:13,299 --> 00:02:15,635 You wanna know how the universe works? 42 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:20,098 The universe challenges you to force you 43 00:02:20,181 --> 00:02:23,393 to move to a higher level. 44 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:26,855 So, instead of saying, "Screw you, universe," 45 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:31,776 maybe you should say, "Thank you, universe." 46 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:34,154 And with that, we'll be right back. 47 00:02:53,256 --> 00:02:55,717 Look at my arm. Do you see those scratch marks? 48 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:57,582 I'll be a Dark One by midnight. 49 00:02:57,635 --> 00:02:59,387 Unless you take me out first. 50 00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:01,431 Are you crazy? I won't kill you. 51 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:05,393 You have no choice. Once I'm a Dark One, I'll destroy you all. 52 00:03:05,476 --> 00:03:07,937 - Wait a minute. - She's getting half the words wrong. 53 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:09,314 Do we care about that? 54 00:03:10,106 --> 00:03:11,733 She's also bad at acting. 55 00:03:11,816 --> 00:03:13,484 We still have time to find the antiserum. 56 00:03:13,568 --> 00:03:16,863 And I know just where to find it. Let's go. 57 00:03:22,076 --> 00:03:23,244 And... cut. 58 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:27,415 For fuck's sake. Reset. 59 00:03:27,498 --> 00:03:28,374 Resetting! 60 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:31,127 - Sorry. - Not a good day to be super hungover. 61 00:03:31,210 --> 00:03:32,605 Did you go to the MTV thing last night? 62 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:36,466 No, I had some friends from out of town. We were out super late. 63 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:38,760 This thing is, like, up my butt. 64 00:03:38,843 --> 00:03:42,263 Why am I not in this scene? This used to be my show. 65 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:44,057 I know. It sucks, I'm sorry. 66 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:47,352 Do they know how big my movie's gonna be? I'm gonna be an action figure. 67 00:03:47,435 --> 00:03:50,480 I know. They should use you as much as possible. 68 00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:53,243 My friends won't watch the scenes I'm not in. They say they're shit. 69 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:55,610 My friends are the same. 70 00:03:55,693 --> 00:03:58,446 It's this fucking haircut. Did I get ugly or something? 71 00:03:58,529 --> 00:03:59,697 No, don't say that. 72 00:04:00,281 --> 00:04:03,159 Let me talk to them. I'll find out what's happening, okay? 73 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,286 Hold on. It'll be okay. 74 00:04:08,456 --> 00:04:12,085 All I'm saying is, it's not real. Gluten isn't a real thing. 75 00:04:12,168 --> 00:04:14,688 Five years ago, we didn't know what gluten was, and we were all living. 76 00:04:14,712 --> 00:04:18,758 I agree, but the fear of gluten is very fucking real. 77 00:04:18,841 --> 00:04:21,219 I need you to get some gluten-free shit, 78 00:04:21,302 --> 00:04:24,389 or else I'm gonna have some crazy batshit actresses refusing to work. 79 00:04:24,472 --> 00:04:27,767 What about the teamsters? They want donuts with gluten. 80 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:29,536 We can't piss off the teamsters. 81 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:31,938 - Just make it work. - Excuse me. 82 00:04:32,563 --> 00:04:36,776 Sorry, excuse me. Just a quick teeny-tiny question. 83 00:04:36,859 --> 00:04:39,445 Is there a reason Arya's not in this scene? 84 00:04:39,529 --> 00:04:40,530 I was talking to her, 85 00:04:40,613 --> 00:04:43,950 and I think she's a little upset she's not having a bigger part. 86 00:04:44,492 --> 00:04:46,744 I'm sorry. What are you, her agent? 87 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:48,663 - No, I'm her teacher... - Yeah, her teacher. 88 00:04:48,746 --> 00:04:50,373 So, why are you asking me? 89 00:04:50,456 --> 00:04:52,250 Well, I was talking to her, 90 00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:56,421 and she seemed kind of upset that her part's getting smaller. 91 00:04:56,504 --> 00:04:59,757 - Smaller and smaller. - You know what? Okay, I'll play. 92 00:04:59,841 --> 00:05:02,468 I'll play. Yes. Her part is getting smaller. 93 00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:04,595 You know why? I'm fucking concerned about her. 94 00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:07,557 Okay, I am too, so it's nice to hear that, 95 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:12,437 because I think she's really stressed out, you know, with these new kids. 96 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:15,606 I think she feels threatened by them and she's got a new movie coming out. 97 00:05:15,690 --> 00:05:17,734 There's a lot pressure there. 98 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:19,319 Her parents are getting divorced... 99 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:21,529 I know. I'm not concerned about any of that. 100 00:05:21,612 --> 00:05:24,574 I am concerned that she is costing me money. Okay? 101 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:26,326 - Okay. - She's always late. 102 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:28,578 Last week, I lost five hours 103 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:31,664 because of her, because she was too distracted to remember her lines, 104 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:33,207 and that's her only job. 105 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:36,085 She's going through a lot. She's a kid, okay? 106 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:39,297 Hey, you remember what it was like when we were kids? 107 00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:42,425 Know what I wasn't doing when I was a kid? Making $30,000 a week. Were you? 108 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:46,554 - No. I had a job at Dairy Queen. - Mm-hmm. 109 00:05:46,637 --> 00:05:52,226 Gus, I had an ovarian cyst the size of a lemon removed last season, 110 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:53,787 and you never heard a peep out of me. 111 00:05:53,811 --> 00:05:57,023 Last season, I found out I had a 13-year-old son, okay? 112 00:05:57,106 --> 00:05:59,108 Never met this kid and I paid for his bar mitzvah. 113 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:03,112 I kept my mouth shut, never missed a call time 'cause that's this business. 114 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:07,575 Yeah, I'm really thinking about killing her off. This is a problem. 115 00:06:07,658 --> 00:06:08,701 I love it. 116 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:11,454 While you're at it, kill off Xander. He's been a B-word all season. 117 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:12,848 - Good idea. - Right? 118 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:14,957 Whoa! Let's just pump the brakes. 119 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:17,668 We don't have to kill off anybody. I can talk to Arya. 120 00:06:17,752 --> 00:06:21,464 I'll fix this. I'm happy to. She and I have a very good relationship. 121 00:06:21,547 --> 00:06:23,174 Yeah, great relationship. 122 00:06:23,257 --> 00:06:26,417 You know she does an imitation of you everybody laughs at and you've never seen? 123 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:28,262 I've seen that imitation. 124 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:29,889 No, you have not. This is different. 125 00:06:29,972 --> 00:06:32,683 She does an imitation of you thinking you've seen the imitation. 126 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:34,602 - Know what I'm talking about? - I've seen it. 127 00:06:34,685 --> 00:06:37,146 - With the backpack? - Yeah, I've seen that. 128 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,649 That's the best acting she's done all season. 129 00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:43,694 Well, you rib the ones you love, and she's not ribbing anybody else. 130 00:06:43,778 --> 00:06:46,322 No, no. This is mean. It's really funny. 131 00:06:46,405 --> 00:06:48,324 I just need you to do your job. 132 00:06:48,407 --> 00:06:50,952 Ten-four. I'll handle it. 133 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:54,330 - Fred. Come on, fucking fix it. - Okay. 134 00:06:54,413 --> 00:06:58,918 So, she could rip out a heart, or she could rip out a kidney. 135 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:05,591 - Kidney. - Right. Kidney it is. 136 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:10,430 So, it would be really great if Stella could promote the book signing. 137 00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:12,199 - It's all about first-week sales. - Of course. 138 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:13,450 Getting on that bestseller list. 139 00:07:13,474 --> 00:07:17,311 If you don't get on that, they take your book off shelves right away. 140 00:07:17,395 --> 00:07:22,608 So it'd be really helpful if Stella could tweet about it or mention it. 141 00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:24,569 Why don't you tweet about the book? 142 00:07:24,652 --> 00:07:27,780 I'm off Twitter. I was getting a lot of trolls. 143 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:33,161 Well, a few trolls, but many aggressive messages. 144 00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:36,664 Lot of anti-semitism. I don't know why that was happening. 145 00:07:36,747 --> 00:07:39,000 I've never confirmed I'm Jewish, so... 146 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:42,211 I don't think Stella does marketing on her Twitter. 147 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:44,547 It's not her thing. I'll tweet about it. 148 00:07:45,381 --> 00:07:47,425 Thanks, thanks. 149 00:07:47,508 --> 00:07:49,927 No offense, it's not the same, you know. 150 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:52,638 You've got, what, 50 followers? 151 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:57,018 - Stella's got 200,000? What is it? - Closer to half a million now, but... 152 00:07:57,101 --> 00:07:59,854 What? Half a million followers... How does... 153 00:07:59,937 --> 00:08:01,898 I have more than 50, also, but... 154 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:05,818 I can't force Stella to do anything. She's an adult woman. 155 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:08,446 I gave her the book. If she likes it, she'll tweet about it. 156 00:08:08,529 --> 00:08:10,990 I'm talking about a favor. Have you ever heard about a favor? 157 00:08:11,073 --> 00:08:13,659 You know what? Could you be a little more grateful? 158 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:16,162 Because Mickey here is gonna be with you all day. 159 00:08:16,245 --> 00:08:20,541 I'm giving you Mickey all day to help you livestream your book event. 160 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:21,626 It's not my job. 161 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:25,379 You know what? I'm gonna get out of here. 162 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:30,593 I am going to prepare myself emotionally and mentally to meet my fans. 163 00:08:30,676 --> 00:08:32,011 You might remember them, 164 00:08:32,094 --> 00:08:36,474 the thousands upon thousands of people whose love of me built this station. 165 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:42,605 Why me? 166 00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:46,776 It's important for the station and you know how to deal with him. 167 00:08:46,859 --> 00:08:47,979 Can't deal with him anymore. 168 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:50,780 Did you see who he dedicated his book to? 169 00:08:50,863 --> 00:08:54,367 Nelson Mandela and Mitch McConnell. 170 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:58,579 Well, he's covering the bases there. Jesus Christ. 171 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:03,543 Hey, lunch buddy! 172 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:07,046 What's up? What's all the hubbub, bub? How's it going? 173 00:09:07,129 --> 00:09:09,590 Bad. I'm trying to be normal and eat with the crew, 174 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:11,008 but no one will sit with me. 175 00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:13,803 No one will sit with you? What about this guy? 176 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:16,347 He's sitting with ya, right? How's the script? 177 00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:20,560 It's really not very good. There's a kissing scene. 178 00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:23,813 Yeah, the kissing scene. That's with... 179 00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:25,773 - It's with Jayke. - With Jayke? 180 00:09:25,856 --> 00:09:28,651 Jayke... You know, the actor, Jayke, the new one. 181 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:32,113 - Yeah. I know Jayke. Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah. 182 00:09:32,196 --> 00:09:34,949 Yeah. Have you ever kissed a boy before? 183 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:37,493 Gus, I've had, like, five boyfriends. 184 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:40,454 All right. So, you're not nervous about this? 185 00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:41,372 God, no. 186 00:09:41,455 --> 00:09:43,958 I'm not Drew Barrymore, but I've lived. 187 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:48,796 Okay. If you were nervous, we could talk about it. 188 00:09:48,879 --> 00:09:52,341 I better go run my lines. Excuse me. 189 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:55,511 - You go run your lines. All right. - You're distracting me. 190 00:09:57,972 --> 00:09:59,432 Wait. This isn't gonna work. 191 00:09:59,515 --> 00:10:02,602 Find out if there's a back entrance. I'm gonna get mobbed in here. 192 00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:04,228 How many people are you expecting? 193 00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:08,441 I don't know. I mean, with social media, sky's the limit. 194 00:10:08,524 --> 00:10:12,403 Just... Let's make sure everybody knows where the fire exits are. 195 00:10:12,903 --> 00:10:15,114 Yeah, I should probably call a fire marshal. 196 00:10:15,197 --> 00:10:16,490 Yeah. Good idea. 197 00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:18,385 - What have you got there? - What? 198 00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:19,535 What's that? 199 00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:22,163 It's makeup. For glare. 200 00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:27,126 What? Men can't look beautiful, too? Only women? Huh? 201 00:10:27,209 --> 00:10:29,253 - No, no. - All right. Thank you. 202 00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:37,553 Fuck. See, that's the thing. 203 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:41,932 Once the glare's gone, the top gets fucking wispy. 204 00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:44,018 Shit. 205 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:54,320 - Hey. Hi. - Hi, there. 206 00:10:54,403 --> 00:10:56,489 Hi, I'm from Gravity with Dr. Greg. 207 00:10:56,572 --> 00:10:58,115 I'm Todd. We talked? 208 00:10:58,199 --> 00:11:00,701 - Yes, Todd. Hi. Um... - Yeah. 209 00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:03,412 What do you think the turnout is gonna be? 210 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:04,830 This is gonna be it. 211 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,417 - This is it? - Yeah. Yeah. 212 00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:12,671 - Should we cancel? - No, no, no. We don't cancel. 213 00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:16,509 The event? I just set these... We're ready. We're good to go. 214 00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:19,804 Dr. Greg is very sensitive. He won't like these optics. 215 00:11:19,887 --> 00:11:23,391 We had two people for Barefoot Contessa. We had a blast. It was incredible. 216 00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:28,145 Do you ever go door-to-door, nearby businesses, pull people in for... 217 00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:30,773 - I can't. I can't leave the premises. - Really? 218 00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:34,235 Can we offer them money? Could we offer people on the street money? 219 00:11:34,318 --> 00:11:35,528 - I can't do that. - You can't. 220 00:11:35,611 --> 00:11:36,445 What else can I do? 221 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:39,407 We really shouldn't cancel? Isn't this bad? 222 00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:41,826 This is double Barefoot Contessa. 223 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:44,245 Why don't you take out some chairs? 224 00:11:44,328 --> 00:11:46,122 - I can do that. - All right. 225 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:48,666 The optics will be much better. These people are psyched. 226 00:11:48,749 --> 00:11:50,268 - This worked for Kelsey Grammer. - Right. 227 00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:51,292 This'll work. 228 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:54,880 It's a charity event benefiting the homeless. 229 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:56,340 I'm getting an award. 230 00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:58,509 You can write a couple jokes about the homeless. 231 00:11:58,592 --> 00:11:59,468 How much? 232 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,762 It's a charity event. 233 00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:05,850 I already give money to the Palestinians. I'm stretched too thin as it is. 234 00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:07,953 You make jokes about the homeless all the time. 235 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:10,354 - Just give me one. - I don't feel comfortable about this. 236 00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:12,481 - It's not like they'll be there. - Hey. 237 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:16,068 - Denise, could I talk to you? - Sure, how's my girl doing? 238 00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:18,779 - Hanging tough, right? - She's doing well. 239 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:22,867 I think she's nervous about this kissing scene with Jayke, you know? 240 00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:25,703 I was thinking maybe there's something we can do to help her. 241 00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:27,872 Maybe get some mom advice? 242 00:12:27,955 --> 00:12:32,418 Uh... No. No. I mean, she's 14, and she is batshit crazy, 243 00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:35,379 and she doesn't talk to me anymore, so, I can't. 244 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:37,923 No. You gotta step away, let her ride it out. 245 00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:41,135 Okay. I just wanted to make sure Arya felt good about the scene. 246 00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:42,618 You know what? She's gonna be fine. 247 00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:45,514 - I have to take this, okay? - Okay. 248 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:48,726 Hey, Jen. Are you going to SoulCycle tonight? 249 00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:50,978 Concerned about your daughter. That's all. 250 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:54,315 Is the bread gluten-free? 251 00:12:54,398 --> 00:12:58,777 No. It's bread. Normal bread. Bread-bread. There's gluten in the bread. 252 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,321 Do you have Ezekiel bread? 253 00:13:00,404 --> 00:13:02,531 - "Ezekiel bread"? - Yeah. 254 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:06,076 There's two types of bread, white bread and brown bread. Pick a side. 255 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,579 You know what, are these berries organic? 256 00:13:09,371 --> 00:13:11,874 Dude, organic is a lie. That's corporate interest, man. 257 00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:14,168 It's fine. The carrots will work. 258 00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:15,920 Bugs Bunny, eat the Twizzlers. 259 00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:18,589 - I don't like Twizzlers. - Eat. Hey! 260 00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:21,091 Hey, what's up, Mr. C? 261 00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:24,094 Mr. C? I like that, that's very cool. 262 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:26,597 I just wanted to ask you for a little favor. 263 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:30,601 Arya's stressing out about the scene you're shooting later today. 264 00:13:30,684 --> 00:13:31,894 - Yeah? - Yeah, yeah. 265 00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:35,856 I was thinking maybe the two of you could get together, rehearse. 266 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,191 It might help her out. 267 00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:39,068 Plus, you haven't spent much time together. 268 00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:40,611 Yeah, yeah. I know. 269 00:13:40,694 --> 00:13:43,948 I've been busy with the show and my music. 270 00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:46,492 I also spend ten hours a week on my self-care. 271 00:13:46,575 --> 00:13:48,953 Wow. Ten hours. That's a lot. 272 00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:53,582 - Uh... So, could you? - Yeah. I'll rehearse with her. 273 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:54,833 - For sure. - All right. 274 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:58,087 Hey, look at that 1,000-kilowatt smile on that guy. 275 00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:00,589 Thanks. 276 00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:05,094 As your friend, I got to let you know you sound like a pedophile sometimes. 277 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:08,347 I know. I realized as it was coming out of my mouth. 278 00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:12,226 His smile? Way too specific. It's like you've been studying his mouth. 279 00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:13,644 Get out his face. He's a preteen. 280 00:14:13,727 --> 00:14:15,287 - His nuts haven't dropped yet. - Right. 281 00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:17,147 I got your note, Kev. Thank you. 282 00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:26,323 I don't know how to tell you this, so I'm gonna come out with it. 283 00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:27,575 There aren't a lot of people. 284 00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:29,743 What do you mean? Give me a ballpark. 285 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:33,873 If there was a ballpark that held four people, it would be sold out. 286 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:37,918 Fucking shit! Four people? There's four fucking people in there? 287 00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:41,463 You always said if you could reach just one person then... 288 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:44,758 I didn't literally just mean one person, okay? 289 00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:46,051 I'm not going in. 290 00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,721 I hope you have a plan to fix this, considering it is your fault. 291 00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:50,389 - My fault? - Yes. 292 00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:52,516 If you weren't spending so much time with Stella, 293 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:53,684 you could've promoted this. 294 00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:56,020 Why don't we call it off? We can go home. 295 00:14:56,103 --> 00:14:59,064 You're telling me, in a city of millions of people, 296 00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:01,358 you can't find 40 that need help? 297 00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:03,652 How will I find 40 people in the next half hour 298 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:04,570 to come into this thing? 299 00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:08,908 I don't know, but you better do it. Fill it up! Fill it up, Mickey! 300 00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:10,618 All right. I will! 301 00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:12,620 All right. Fill it up! 302 00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:19,460 Hi! Could I interest you in coming in here and listening to... 303 00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:20,628 I have an appointment. 304 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,550 Hey, I don't really need to hear all of the rejections. 305 00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:29,303 - Okay. - Maybe take it down there, huh? 306 00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:30,930 All right. I'm gonna figure this out. 307 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:41,482 "Now we've got nine dead on our side, because I wasn't there." 308 00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:44,026 "Fine. You want the real answer?" 309 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,903 "We don't have time for anything else." 310 00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:49,573 "I'd rather lose nine of them than one of you. Okay?" 311 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,075 "What did you say?" 312 00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:53,619 "I can live without them, but I can't live without you." 313 00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:58,332 - And then we kiss. Cool! All right. - Yep. 314 00:15:58,415 --> 00:16:00,876 Sorry, I'm not the best actor 315 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,562 - Shut up. You're amazing. - for you to do this with. 316 00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:04,964 You've got it. 317 00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:08,092 You're amazing, and then... I don't know. 318 00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:10,010 You're the best in the new cast. 319 00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:13,931 Thanks. You don't have to say that. It's not a competition. 320 00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:16,892 - A little bit. - Yeah. 321 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:21,772 - I heard you do music. - Really? How'd you know that? 322 00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:24,483 I mean, there's a giant organ right behind you! 323 00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:28,946 Okay. Yeah, I bring it with me, wherever I can. 324 00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:32,616 Hey, do you actually have time to hear a song that I wrote? 325 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:33,617 Yeah. 326 00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:35,536 I never play it for anyone. I wrote it. 327 00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:39,289 It's about how the people you love the most can exploit you the most. 328 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,667 That's my life story, so I'm sure I'll love it. 329 00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,919 Okay, I've never played it for anyone, so... 330 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,629 - I'm ready. - All right. 331 00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:49,633 This one... Hold on, let me find it... 332 00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:52,219 This is called "I Am Not Only Yours." 333 00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:56,724 ♪ I'm not only yours ♪ 334 00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:58,600 - Oh! Hear that beat? That beat? - Yes. 335 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:02,062 ♪ What I have is what I earned ♪ 336 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:06,316 ♪ I'll share it with you, ooh-ooh ♪ 337 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,110 You! 338 00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:09,820 ♪ If you share you with me, too ♪ 339 00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:13,615 Wait, this chorus... Wait for it. It's about to drop. 340 00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:17,494 ♪ Who are we? Who are we? ♪ 341 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:22,082 ♪ Who are we? Who are we? ♪ 342 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:25,586 Come on, sing it. No, no, no, no. 343 00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:28,172 ♪ Who are we? ♪ 344 00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:29,465 There we go. There we go. 345 00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,550 ♪ Who are we? Who are we? ♪ 346 00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:32,718 ♪ Who we are ♪ 347 00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:34,053 It's very good. 348 00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:35,721 - Thank you. - It's so original. 349 00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:38,682 - I've never heard anything like that. - Wow. Thanks. 350 00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:42,352 - Who helped you make that? It's amazing. - Justin Bieber's engineer's friend. 351 00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:46,648 Well, I mean, that's still pretty close to Justin Bieber. 352 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,275 - I mean, it's amazing. - Oh, I know. 353 00:17:48,358 --> 00:17:50,118 I was stoked whenever I got to work with him. 354 00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:51,653 That's crazy. I loved it. 355 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:55,365 Thank you. Hey, we should take a trailer pic. 356 00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:56,825 - Yeah. - And post it. Let's see. 357 00:17:57,326 --> 00:18:00,621 Come on. Do, like, a gangster sign. 358 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,874 What? 359 00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:05,852 Oh, God. Please don't post that without a filter. 360 00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:09,797 Yeah, right. I'm gonna post it when you leave to piss you off. 361 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,840 - Oh, God, no. Please don't. - Yeah. 362 00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:15,886 That one's cute, though. Oh, God. No! 363 00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:18,639 - You look great in that one. Stop. - I look so bad. 364 00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:29,024 Hi. Sorry to interrupt. Uh... How's this meeting? 365 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,276 It's good. It's good. I mean, it just ended, but... 366 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:34,613 Oh, yeah. I don't live nearby, so I've never been to it before. 367 00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:38,367 But, um... I was wondering if I could ask you guys for a favor. 368 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,744 I've got a friend who's in distress right now. 369 00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:42,371 - What's going on? - Well... 370 00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:45,791 Have you heard of this gentleman? 371 00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:48,210 Yeah, I know him. I listen to this. 372 00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:49,128 You do? 373 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,130 Great. He's a radio psychologist, 374 00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:53,507 and he's got this book event happening across the street, 375 00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:55,467 and not that many people showed up. 376 00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:59,721 So, it'd be a real favor to me and an act of service if you could come... 377 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,765 Like, talking about right now? 378 00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:05,602 Like, 20 minutes. You can finish your cigarette. Like... 379 00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,855 - Um... I'm down. I'm good. - Yeah, I can. 380 00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:09,565 - I got nothing to do. - Yeah. 381 00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:18,532 From Witchita, it's Arya Hopkins. 382 00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:22,995 With musical guest Blind Melon. 383 00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:25,330 Jesus, Gus. Get some new material. 384 00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,624 You're smiling. I see it. 385 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,335 You in a better mood? Take it you had a good rehearsal with Jayke. 386 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:34,548 Yeah, it went well. He said he would post a picture of us. 387 00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:37,718 He did, huh? That's a big deal? 388 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,428 - Kinda. - Yeah. 389 00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:41,555 I noticed he never posts any pictures of me. 390 00:19:41,638 --> 00:19:44,433 A little messed up, right? Just a little hurt. 391 00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,143 What's that? Is that the picture? 392 00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:51,773 ♪ What I have is what I earn ♪ 393 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,835 - Who's filming this? - Looking so good. 394 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:56,695 Uh... Jayke. Maybe he's doing a selfie. 395 00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:59,281 - Whose voice is that? - So sick. 396 00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:00,490 Is that Brooklyn? 397 00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:03,160 Doesn't sound like her. I don't think so. 398 00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:05,120 Who's filming? 399 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,705 - Could be his mom. - Jesus! 400 00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:07,956 Maybe it's his mom. 401 00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:13,462 ♪ Who are we? Who are we? ♪ 402 00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:18,091 ♪ Who are we? Who are we? ♪ 403 00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:19,426 ♪ Who we are ♪ 404 00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:21,136 Hey, Arya. 405 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,348 Saw the latest cuts of the show. Strong, very strong. 406 00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:27,142 Thank you so much. The writing is great this year, right? 407 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,728 - Too modest. She won't take credit. - Stop. 408 00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:31,230 Won't take credit. 409 00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:37,903 Oh, my God. Everybody, it's Arya Hopkins from Witchita. 410 00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:40,239 Guys, I got to go! I'm late to set. 411 00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:42,115 Well, everybody wave to Arya. 412 00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:44,576 Sing it with me. Sing it. 413 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,912 ♪ Who are we? Who are we? ♪ 414 00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:48,830 Yeah! 415 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,667 ♪ Who are we? Who are we? ♪ 416 00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:56,713 ♪ I'm not only yours ♪ 417 00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:02,302 "As the caller I knew only as Fran from Irwindale, 418 00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:06,348 stammered a thank you between sobs of gratitude, I told her, 419 00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:10,644 'Thank yourself. You did the hard work. 420 00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:12,938 I only showed you the way.' 421 00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:18,902 Three years later, I learned they had a beautiful baby boy. 422 00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:20,654 They named him Greg. 423 00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:25,284 I never asked why." 424 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,582 That was powerful. 425 00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:35,043 Now it's time for some questions. 426 00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:36,795 Sir? 427 00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:39,798 - Will there be food? - No, sir. 428 00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:42,676 Hi. I have a question. 429 00:21:42,759 --> 00:21:43,927 Great. What's your name? 430 00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:47,431 Fran from Irwindale, from your book. 431 00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:48,765 Yes. Yow... 432 00:21:50,183 --> 00:21:53,395 It's great to see ya, uh... Fran. 433 00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:55,814 What's your question? 434 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:58,734 Is the whole book bullshit or just the part about me? 435 00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:13,582 Gus! Gus! I've been looking everywhere for you. 436 00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:15,268 - What's up? - Do you know what's going on? 437 00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:16,126 No, I... 438 00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:17,854 Arya is stuck in her trailer. She locked herself in. 439 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:19,731 She won't come out. She's having a meltdown on Instagram. 440 00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:20,589 Are you serious? 441 00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:23,050 Yeah. She's on Instagram, posting all these sad photos. 442 00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:25,302 - Look at this. Meltdown. - Oh, my God. 443 00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:26,553 - Meltdown. - Oh, my God. 444 00:22:26,636 --> 00:22:29,514 - Meltdown. It's bad, man. It is bad. - Fuck. 445 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:31,391 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. 446 00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:34,394 - Holy shit! - Yeah. 447 00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:36,813 No. I was just on her Instagram. She wasn't doing this. 448 00:22:36,897 --> 00:22:40,150 - This is her Finsta account. - She lets you follow her Finsta? 449 00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:41,985 Yeah. You don't? 450 00:22:43,361 --> 00:22:46,698 I'm sure I do. I don't check. I don't care about that stuff... 451 00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:48,533 I don't have time to deal with this, okay? 452 00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:51,203 Just fix this. Go in there. You can talk to her. 453 00:22:51,286 --> 00:22:53,580 - What? Okay, let's go. - Go. Go. 454 00:22:53,663 --> 00:22:56,124 No. Get off. You're not getting on here. 455 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:58,227 You got the cart, let's go. We can get there faster. 456 00:22:58,251 --> 00:23:00,813 I got the cart so I can get a doughnut. You are walking to her trailer. 457 00:23:00,837 --> 00:23:03,173 Okay, get your fucking doughnut then, man. 458 00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:04,925 Go get your doughnut. 459 00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:09,805 You changed the story of my life. 460 00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:13,016 You lied about what happened to me. That's all fake. 461 00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:15,685 - Okay, hold on. - There is no "baby Greg." 462 00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:20,398 Okay, okay. I may have altered a couple details. That's true. 463 00:23:20,482 --> 00:23:22,943 You said my husband and I got back together. 464 00:23:23,026 --> 00:23:27,322 I made some adjustments, both for clarity and brevity. 465 00:23:27,405 --> 00:23:30,700 I had to make a certain page count here 466 00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:33,453 and use it as a teaching tool. 467 00:23:33,537 --> 00:23:35,330 - You're a fraud, Colter. - Okay. 468 00:23:35,413 --> 00:23:38,041 - Notice how I didn't call you "doctor"? - Yeah, I did. 469 00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:41,044 And I would appreciate it if you did call me "doctor," 470 00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:44,297 because that's my legal stage name. It has been for many years. 471 00:23:44,381 --> 00:23:47,676 You rewrote my life! My life is over! 472 00:23:47,759 --> 00:23:52,389 I'm divorced with children! And my husband's fucking other women! 473 00:23:52,472 --> 00:23:55,767 Look, your husband was not sexually satisfied, 474 00:23:55,851 --> 00:24:00,063 and I told him he needed to explore that if this relationship was going to work. 475 00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:04,109 He is very satisfied! I satisfy my husband! 476 00:24:04,192 --> 00:24:07,654 He was... We were very happy in the bedroom! 477 00:24:07,737 --> 00:24:12,117 Well, satisfied husbands don't go and fuck whores in Thailand, 478 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,034 last time I checked! 479 00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:16,872 No, don't go. Please stay! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave. Um... 480 00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:18,832 - Are we on the air right now? - Oh, yeah. 481 00:24:18,915 --> 00:24:20,834 Shit. Okay. 482 00:24:20,917 --> 00:24:25,130 For those who are listening at home, there was a deranged woman. 483 00:24:25,213 --> 00:24:28,258 We booted her crazy ass out of here. 484 00:24:28,341 --> 00:24:33,555 And we are seeking the proper help to assist her 485 00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:36,558 in her... her... her... her hopeful healing. 486 00:24:36,641 --> 00:24:40,187 - Anybody else have any questions? - Yeah, I have a question. 487 00:24:40,270 --> 00:24:42,397 I really don't want to talk about the book right now. 488 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:46,526 Yeah, I don't think anybody in here wants to talk about the book. 489 00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:47,944 Okay. 490 00:24:48,028 --> 00:24:50,906 My question is what's hurting you right now, man? 491 00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:51,989 Yeah. 492 00:24:53,408 --> 00:24:54,242 Come on, man. 493 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:55,869 It's okay, man. 494 00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:14,220 Hey, Arya. 495 00:25:16,973 --> 00:25:19,893 Look, uh... I'm sorry. I know how you feel. 496 00:25:19,976 --> 00:25:21,061 You don't. 497 00:25:21,978 --> 00:25:23,230 No, I do. I... 498 00:25:23,813 --> 00:25:25,613 I know what it's like to have my heart broken. 499 00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:29,778 I know what it's like to kiss somebody who doesn't want to kiss you back. 500 00:25:29,861 --> 00:25:32,405 Well, I don't. I've never kissed anyone. 501 00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:35,992 What are you talking about? You said you had boyfriends. 502 00:25:36,076 --> 00:25:37,076 Obviously, I lied. 503 00:25:37,118 --> 00:25:39,829 I don't have any friends. I don't go to school. 504 00:25:39,913 --> 00:25:41,793 All the boys that know me, they're scared of me, 505 00:25:41,831 --> 00:25:43,291 'cause I made seven figures. 506 00:25:46,461 --> 00:25:48,004 I'm sorry you're going through this. 507 00:25:49,422 --> 00:25:52,133 I just don't understand why it has to be like this. 508 00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:55,011 Do you want to hear an embarrassing story from my life 509 00:25:55,095 --> 00:25:56,638 that might make you feel better? 510 00:25:58,682 --> 00:26:05,230 Yeah, the first time I kissed a girl was after I saw The Truman Show. 511 00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:08,817 And I cried so hard... 512 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:12,070 that my date kissed me just to make me feel better. 513 00:26:12,445 --> 00:26:13,738 That's ridiculous. 514 00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:16,583 She thought I was ridiculous, too. The next day, she broke up with me. 515 00:26:17,158 --> 00:26:18,158 I don't blame her. 516 00:26:18,201 --> 00:26:19,869 That's not even a sad movie. 517 00:26:19,953 --> 00:26:21,222 I wasn't crying 'cause it was sad. 518 00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:23,206 I was crying about the predicament Truman was in. 519 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:24,833 The predicament was bullshit. 520 00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:27,877 There's cameras everywhere for 30 years and he didn't see one. 521 00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:31,589 I think his predicament was that 522 00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:35,802 he spent his whole life on the set of a TV show. I don't know if... 523 00:26:35,885 --> 00:26:38,179 maybe you can empathize with that. 524 00:26:38,763 --> 00:26:42,058 Well, now I can't do the scene. I can't kiss someone that I hate. 525 00:26:42,142 --> 00:26:43,685 It's my first kiss! 526 00:26:43,768 --> 00:26:47,397 Arya, I'm not going to lie to you. This situation sucks. 527 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:51,651 Okay? It sucks. 528 00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:55,405 But you know what you can do nobody else can? 529 00:26:56,531 --> 00:27:00,327 You can take all that sadness and all that anger, 530 00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:02,245 and go out there and use it. 531 00:27:03,997 --> 00:27:05,623 And make gold. 532 00:27:09,252 --> 00:27:10,587 I don't even know. 533 00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:17,635 Believe in yourself, Arya. 534 00:27:17,719 --> 00:27:19,971 You got this. 535 00:27:20,055 --> 00:27:21,264 Stop. 536 00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:24,604 When it comes down to it, I'm this... 537 00:27:25,852 --> 00:27:28,313 - lonely piece of shit... - Mm-hmm. 538 00:27:28,396 --> 00:27:31,316 sitting in a booth... 539 00:27:31,399 --> 00:27:37,530 just spouting out ego over the airwaves, every second of the day. 540 00:27:37,614 --> 00:27:40,450 Just... "Listen to me! Listen to me!" 541 00:27:41,034 --> 00:27:44,537 - Your boyfriend really can talk a lot. - That's the whole thing. 542 00:27:44,621 --> 00:27:46,581 He's not my boyfriend. Why would you say that? 543 00:27:46,664 --> 00:27:48,249 'Cause of the connection you have. 544 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:51,086 We're colleagues. This is work for me. 545 00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:53,421 You're available? Do you think we can be a couple? 546 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:54,964 No, I have a boyfriend. 547 00:27:55,548 --> 00:27:57,550 That's clear. That is clear. 548 00:27:57,634 --> 00:27:59,928 - You know what would help you? - What? 549 00:28:01,179 --> 00:28:04,432 Start getting really, really honest with yourself. 550 00:28:05,475 --> 00:28:07,477 I mean, really honest. 551 00:28:09,646 --> 00:28:13,316 I lied. I lied in my book 552 00:28:14,109 --> 00:28:16,694 because I didn't think the truth was enough, 553 00:28:16,778 --> 00:28:18,780 because I didn't think I was enough. 554 00:28:18,863 --> 00:28:22,534 Even the blind kid story you told that got partial vision back? 555 00:28:22,617 --> 00:28:23,868 He's dead. 556 00:28:23,952 --> 00:28:26,121 - Jesus Christ. - Oh, wow. 557 00:28:26,204 --> 00:28:29,457 When I called those people to see how they were doing, 558 00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:32,627 they were all significantly... 559 00:28:33,253 --> 00:28:35,630 more fucked up than they were... 560 00:28:37,924 --> 00:28:39,008 before. 561 00:28:39,592 --> 00:28:41,720 There it is. Let it come. Let it... 562 00:28:41,803 --> 00:28:43,614 - There's the healing. - Healing's in the feelings, man. 563 00:28:43,638 --> 00:28:45,919 - There's your healing. - Healing's in the feelings. Yeah. 564 00:28:45,974 --> 00:28:47,642 - He's doing really good. - Yeah, he is. 565 00:28:48,643 --> 00:28:52,522 All right, Greg. So, if you stopped giving advice altogether, 566 00:28:52,605 --> 00:28:55,608 you just stop doing what you're doing, completely... 567 00:28:57,193 --> 00:28:58,194 who would you be? 568 00:28:58,278 --> 00:29:00,780 Wait, don't tell him to stop giving advice. 569 00:29:00,864 --> 00:29:03,575 That's why I'm here. I came down to ask my question. 570 00:29:03,658 --> 00:29:05,326 Dr. Greg, first-time caller. 571 00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:09,414 I got a question. I have a hard time getting off. 572 00:29:09,998 --> 00:29:13,710 Unless a stranger just punches me in the face. 573 00:29:13,793 --> 00:29:15,503 Is that wrong? 574 00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:19,340 And with that, it is time for us to get back to the office. 575 00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:21,259 Come on, Dr. Greg. 576 00:29:21,342 --> 00:29:23,803 Thank you so much, all of you. What a wonderful audience. 577 00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:26,222 And what a healing experience this has proved to be. 578 00:29:26,306 --> 00:29:28,099 Scene mark. 579 00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:39,152 Okay, settle, settle, please. 580 00:29:41,404 --> 00:29:44,157 And... action! 581 00:29:46,993 --> 00:29:49,329 Listen, I didn't want to have to ask, but I need your help. 582 00:29:49,412 --> 00:29:51,724 They're not gonna stop coming unless we close this hell mouth. 583 00:29:51,748 --> 00:29:53,708 Unbelievable! You told me to go home last night 584 00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:55,102 when you knew they were gonna attack. 585 00:29:55,126 --> 00:29:56,419 I wanted to protect you! 586 00:29:56,503 --> 00:29:58,963 Good. Great! You protected me. Now nine of us are dead. 587 00:29:59,047 --> 00:30:01,216 Fine. Want to know the real reason? 588 00:30:01,299 --> 00:30:02,926 We don't have time for anything else. 589 00:30:03,009 --> 00:30:06,179 I'd rather lose nine of them than one of you. Okay? 590 00:30:06,262 --> 00:30:07,305 What did you say? 591 00:30:08,515 --> 00:30:11,684 I can live without them, but I can't live without you. 592 00:30:27,575 --> 00:30:31,412 Well, I can live without you. 593 00:30:37,293 --> 00:30:38,753 Was that okay? 594 00:30:40,296 --> 00:30:41,130 Yeah. 595 00:30:41,214 --> 00:30:43,383 Fuck... Cut! 596 00:30:43,466 --> 00:30:44,466 Cutting. 597 00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:47,887 Jesus Christ. 598 00:30:49,806 --> 00:30:51,474 I'm so embarrassed. 599 00:30:52,392 --> 00:30:53,560 Don't be. 600 00:30:53,643 --> 00:30:56,145 Look, I'm no stranger to public meltdowns. 601 00:30:57,272 --> 00:30:59,607 People heard that on their radios. 602 00:31:01,734 --> 00:31:05,488 Yeah, but this is where your low ratings actually serve you, 603 00:31:05,572 --> 00:31:07,866 because not that many people heard it. 604 00:31:09,492 --> 00:31:11,160 Bet you love this, don't you? 605 00:31:11,786 --> 00:31:14,455 Seeing me shattered with my guts on the floor? 606 00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:19,627 Yeah, but just because it's made you a little bit closer to a human being. 607 00:31:22,964 --> 00:31:25,174 Hey, someone bought your book. 608 00:31:27,218 --> 00:31:28,052 I appreciate it. 609 00:31:28,136 --> 00:31:30,430 Well, I charged it to the station. 610 00:31:34,601 --> 00:31:36,477 What are you gonna do with that? 611 00:31:37,687 --> 00:31:38,687 I don't know. 612 00:31:39,647 --> 00:31:43,526 Maybe Gus and I'll get jacked up on caffeine and act out chapters. 613 00:31:46,654 --> 00:31:47,822 Sounds like fun. 614 00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:50,158 Oh, it will be. 615 00:31:57,957 --> 00:32:00,293 - I'm gonna go to sleep. - Okay. 616 00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:34,160 - Hi. - Hey. Hello. 617 00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:40,500 - Hey. - Hi. 618 00:32:40,583 --> 00:32:42,502 Mmm. What's up? 619 00:32:42,585 --> 00:32:46,673 Well, Bertie and Randy went to dinner and a movie. 620 00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:48,216 Oh! Which movie? 621 00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:50,927 No... 622 00:32:54,889 --> 00:32:56,849 Ah. I see. 623 00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:05,608 You know what? We should fuck in this room. 624 00:33:05,692 --> 00:33:07,193 Let's fuck in every room. 625 00:33:12,031 --> 00:33:13,324 Oh, boy. 626 00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:16,119 We had sex in Bertie's room. 627 00:33:16,202 --> 00:33:19,622 I know. We're like two wolves, marking their territory. 628 00:33:19,706 --> 00:33:21,666 Like, "This is ours. Stay away!" 629 00:33:21,749 --> 00:33:23,334 She's never gonna know. 630 00:33:23,418 --> 00:33:24,836 - That's the best part. - I know. 631 00:33:24,919 --> 00:33:26,546 She'll never know. 632 00:33:29,215 --> 00:33:30,383 Crazy. 633 00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:33,302 How was it with Arya today? 634 00:33:33,386 --> 00:33:36,180 It was good. I mean, it got a little crazy there. 635 00:33:36,264 --> 00:33:40,101 She wasn't coming out of her trailer. Everybody was flipping out and... 636 00:33:40,935 --> 00:33:43,521 I don't know. I went in there, and we talked, 637 00:33:43,604 --> 00:33:47,108 and then she went out and she killed it. 638 00:33:48,109 --> 00:33:50,028 - Really? - Yeah, she was awesome. 639 00:33:50,111 --> 00:33:51,904 And not just like child actor good, 640 00:33:51,988 --> 00:33:55,491 I mean, like, Jessica Chastain good. Alicia Vikander good. 641 00:33:55,575 --> 00:33:57,118 Well, I love Chastain. 642 00:33:57,201 --> 00:33:58,286 She's the best. 643 00:33:59,746 --> 00:34:01,956 I don't know, it was cool. Like, I went in there... 644 00:34:02,915 --> 00:34:06,961 and she was angry and sad. 645 00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:10,590 I said, "Just go out there and turn it into art." 646 00:34:13,217 --> 00:34:14,343 Felt like I was directing. 647 00:34:14,427 --> 00:34:17,221 Yeah, of course you did. 'Cause you're good. 648 00:34:17,305 --> 00:34:20,808 - Mmm... - You should just do it. Make your movie. 649 00:34:21,601 --> 00:34:24,896 - What? Like the Rear Window thing? - Yes! 650 00:34:24,979 --> 00:34:26,731 Look, you saved money... 651 00:34:26,814 --> 00:34:28,524 You've got friends that could help. 652 00:34:28,608 --> 00:34:31,235 Just call in every favor and make the thing. 653 00:34:33,404 --> 00:34:35,531 That could be good. I could do that. That'd be easy. 654 00:34:35,615 --> 00:34:36,824 Yeah! Look at me. 655 00:34:36,908 --> 00:34:39,148 I didn't think I could be a producer, and I'm killing it. 656 00:34:39,410 --> 00:34:42,914 Yeah, I have to say, "I'm a director," and then I'm a director, so... 657 00:34:43,539 --> 00:34:46,084 - I'm a director. I can fucking do this. - You're a director! 658 00:34:46,667 --> 00:34:48,127 Are you hard again? 659 00:34:48,211 --> 00:34:49,462 I already came again. 660 00:34:49,545 --> 00:34:51,464 Well, then, we're gonna fuck! 661 00:34:51,547 --> 00:34:56,469 ♪ Baby, love is strange ♪ 662 00:34:58,387 --> 00:35:01,057 ♪ Many, many people ♪ 663 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:04,602 ♪ They take it for a game ♪ 664 00:35:06,229 --> 00:35:08,940 ♪ My sweet baby ♪ 665 00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:12,110 ♪ Love is strange ♪ 666 00:35:12,652 --> 00:35:16,531 ♪ Yeah, yeah, many, many people ♪ 667 00:35:17,573 --> 00:35:20,034 ♪ Take it for a game ♪ 668 00:35:20,409 --> 00:35:23,871 ♪ Yeah, yeah, love is strange ♪ 669 00:35:25,998 --> 00:35:31,170 ♪ Love is strange ♪ 670 00:35:52,358 --> 00:35:56,445 ♪ Yeah, yeah, many, many people ♪ 671 00:35:57,697 --> 00:35:59,574 ♪ Take it for a game ♪ 672 00:35:59,657 --> 00:36:03,578 ♪ Yeah, yeah, love is strange ♪ 673 00:36:05,621 --> 00:36:09,542 ♪ Love is strange ♪