1 00:00:12,387 --> 00:00:14,931 [Lucifer gasping] Who are you? 2 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:16,808 I'm your daughter! 3 00:00:16,891 --> 00:00:19,227 [panting] That's impossible. 4 00:00:19,310 --> 00:00:20,937 And yet here I am. 5 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:23,064 [Lucifer] I never met you before. 6 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:24,733 Well, I guess that's what happens 7 00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:27,360 when you abandon your child before she's even born. 8 00:00:27,444 --> 00:00:28,987 - Did not. - Did too. 9 00:00:29,070 --> 00:00:30,405 - Did not. - Did too! 10 00:00:30,488 --> 00:00:33,033 [splutters, laughs] Okay. 11 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:36,494 Look, you can't be my daughter because angels can't procreate. 12 00:00:37,245 --> 00:00:38,079 Amenadiel did. 13 00:00:38,163 --> 00:00:39,581 Not helping, Daniel. 14 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:43,084 Lucifer, look me in the eyes and tell me. 15 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:45,837 - [sighs] - Tell me I'm not your daughter! 16 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:49,215 Will this little paternity test get you to holster these wings of death? 17 00:00:50,633 --> 00:00:51,633 [grunts] 18 00:00:53,094 --> 00:00:54,094 [exhales] 19 00:00:54,929 --> 00:00:55,972 Thank you. 20 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:58,725 [gasps, pants] 21 00:00:58,808 --> 00:00:59,642 Now... 22 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:01,186 [panting] 23 00:01:01,269 --> 00:01:04,230 ...can I get you a drink or a Xanax, maybe? 24 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:07,859 Oh! Fine, fine. [exhales] 25 00:01:08,693 --> 00:01:10,779 [sighs] I don't believe this. 26 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:11,988 [chuckles] 27 00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:33,218 Well, I'm sorry, but you can't be. 28 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:43,186 - Well, I am! - Boo! 29 00:01:45,980 --> 00:01:49,234 Look, I'm sorry that your father abandoned you. Truly. 30 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:50,819 I know how painful that is, 31 00:01:50,902 --> 00:01:55,532 but I promise you, you are not my daughter. 32 00:01:57,325 --> 00:01:58,325 [grunts] 33 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:01,286 You know what? 34 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:04,582 I'm actually glad you abandoned me. 35 00:02:04,666 --> 00:02:07,043 [inhales] Wouldn't want you to be my dad anyway. 36 00:02:09,337 --> 00:02:11,339 [wings flapping] 37 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:13,591 Who was that? 38 00:02:17,887 --> 00:02:20,306 And how's it possible there's an angel I've never met? 39 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:22,934 I don't know, but you're welcome. 40 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:24,686 "You're welcome"? 41 00:02:25,186 --> 00:02:26,186 Yeah. 42 00:02:26,771 --> 00:02:27,771 So... 43 00:02:29,065 --> 00:02:30,316 beam me up! 44 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:33,319 Oh, Daniel. 45 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:38,199 You know that I want to help you, but we've been through this before. 46 00:02:38,283 --> 00:02:40,743 - That's not how it works! - Yeah, I know. 47 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:43,267 I know it's all about my own guilt, but I figured it out, man. 48 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:46,040 You see, I was feeling guilty for betraying you to Michael, 49 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:49,878 but I just saved your life, so even-steven. Huh? 50 00:02:49,961 --> 00:02:51,379 Up we go! 51 00:02:53,381 --> 00:02:54,381 Come on. 52 00:02:58,136 --> 00:02:59,679 Why am I still here? 53 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:02,682 Well, you must feel guilty about something else. 54 00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:05,143 [exhales] 55 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:08,980 Or maybe you actually have no idea how any of this works. 56 00:03:09,647 --> 00:03:12,567 As former ruler of Hell, and soon-to-be ruler of the full monty, 57 00:03:12,650 --> 00:03:15,445 I believe I'm the only one who knows how any of this works. 58 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:18,948 Really? Well, you had no idea that you were able to bring me up to Earth, 59 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,867 and yet here I am, in the flesh. 60 00:03:21,659 --> 00:03:22,493 Kind of. 61 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:25,663 Of course I knew that. I just didn't think it was for the best. 62 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:28,041 So you did know? 63 00:03:29,417 --> 00:03:31,836 And yet you still left me in ping-pong purgatory 64 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:34,797 to return Belios' pathetic backhand for thousands of years? 65 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:35,881 Exactly. 66 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:45,474 Wow. 67 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:47,894 [inhales] You know what, man? 68 00:03:47,977 --> 00:03:50,104 You have no idea what's right for me. 69 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:52,106 You stay away from me. 70 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:54,566 Daniel. 71 00:03:56,152 --> 00:03:57,487 [sighs] 72 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:05,620 - [rock music playing] - ♪ I can't get you out of my head ♪ 73 00:04:05,703 --> 00:04:08,331 ♪ Can't get you out of my head ♪ 74 00:04:08,414 --> 00:04:12,418 ♪ I gotta bury the dead ♪ 75 00:04:13,211 --> 00:04:14,462 - Chloe. - Hi. 76 00:04:14,545 --> 00:04:17,423 So, since we went to Hell, I've been thinking a lot about Heaven. 77 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:18,967 [chuckles] Like, all night. 78 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:21,010 And since you're finally ready to become God 79 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:24,013 and I will be your partner up there, I have a few questions. 80 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,097 Do you have a second? 81 00:04:25,139 --> 00:04:27,326 - I was on my way to see Amenadiel. - Okay, so number one. 82 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:30,478 Time goes much faster in Hell than it does on Earth, 83 00:04:30,561 --> 00:04:33,731 so is it the same in Heaven? I mean, say I'm up there for a year. 84 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:36,109 How long am I gone on Earth, for, like, a minute? 85 00:04:36,192 --> 00:04:38,528 And then number two, if that is the case, 86 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:40,905 would Trixie even notice if I'm gone for the day? 87 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:44,200 Because I've just been so nervous to talk to her about this, you know, 88 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,576 the Heaven of all of it. 89 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:48,472 - And then speaking of teleportation. - We were speaking of teleportation? 90 00:04:48,496 --> 00:04:49,872 Are you even gonna have time 91 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:52,041 to fly me up and down every time, or are you gonna, 92 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:55,336 what, blink your eyes and beam me up whenever you want to? 93 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:57,630 Why does everyone think "beaming up" is a thing? 94 00:04:57,714 --> 00:05:00,800 Look, everything is going to be fine. 95 00:05:01,926 --> 00:05:05,680 Like I keep saying, when I'm God, I will figure things out. 96 00:05:07,598 --> 00:05:08,598 Okay. 97 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:10,101 Okay, I'm sorry. 98 00:05:10,184 --> 00:05:11,185 I just, y-you know... 99 00:05:11,269 --> 00:05:13,396 I have no idea what to expect. 100 00:05:13,479 --> 00:05:16,107 As you know, when I get nervous, I investigate. 101 00:05:16,190 --> 00:05:19,068 I know you do, Detective. [chuckles] 102 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:23,448 But there's nothing to be scared about, I promise. I'll be right there beside you. 103 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:26,576 Okay. 104 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:27,744 [chuckles] 105 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:31,873 [exhales] I can't believe this is finally happening. 106 00:05:31,956 --> 00:05:34,709 [chuckles, groans] 107 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:38,420 What's wrong? 108 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:42,300 Well, I just need to take care of a little misunderstanding first. 109 00:05:42,383 --> 00:05:43,383 What happened? 110 00:05:44,260 --> 00:05:47,055 - Is it Dan? Did you find him? - No, Daniel is... 111 00:05:47,972 --> 00:05:48,973 He's fine. Um... 112 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:52,226 No, this is something else, which will be cleared up in no time, 113 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:54,228 and then we will be off to Heaven. 114 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:56,647 And we will figure things out together. 115 00:05:56,731 --> 00:05:57,815 Okay? 116 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:00,484 Okay. 117 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:02,570 [chuckles] 118 00:06:11,287 --> 00:06:12,287 Brother! 119 00:06:13,122 --> 00:06:14,791 Why haven't you answered my calls? 120 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:17,502 There has been a catastrophic miscarriage of justice. 121 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:20,171 Is this another excuse to put off being God? 122 00:06:20,254 --> 00:06:22,256 No, no, this is about some rando angel 123 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:25,176 flying around, accusing me of being her father. 124 00:06:25,259 --> 00:06:27,929 An angel that we don't know about. Describe her. 125 00:06:28,012 --> 00:06:29,305 Well, I don't know. 126 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:32,016 Early 20s. Resting mean face. 127 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:33,684 Loves blaming others. 128 00:06:33,768 --> 00:06:37,230 Combative, rebellious and says that I abandoned her. 129 00:06:37,313 --> 00:06:41,025 Hmm. Sounds like someone I know. Maybe she isyour daughter, Lucy. 130 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:45,238 Ha-ha! Do I need to remind you that angels cannot produce offspring? 131 00:06:45,321 --> 00:06:48,533 And need I remind you of your nephew? 132 00:06:48,616 --> 00:06:50,618 [groans] Well, that's different. 133 00:06:50,701 --> 00:06:52,954 You subconsciously wanted to get closer to humanity, 134 00:06:53,037 --> 00:06:56,082 so you lost your powers and made a baby. A human baby. 135 00:06:56,749 --> 00:06:59,544 This girl's an angel, and I may do a lot of sinful things, 136 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:01,379 but incest is not on the list. 137 00:07:01,462 --> 00:07:04,757 Well, you have certainly slept with plenty of humans, so... 138 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:06,383 Wait a minute. 139 00:07:06,884 --> 00:07:09,971 If you made an angel child with one of them, then... 140 00:07:10,054 --> 00:07:12,974 then perhaps there's still a chance Charlie could grow up to be an angel. 141 00:07:13,057 --> 00:07:14,892 Maybe his wings will pop out at puberty! 142 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:17,937 Oh, yes, the three signs of puberty. Acne, pubes and wings. 143 00:07:18,020 --> 00:07:20,106 Can we focus on my problem, please? 144 00:07:20,189 --> 00:07:21,482 Yes, yes, yes, okay. 145 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:24,944 Well, Charlie appears to be growing at a normal human rate. 146 00:07:25,027 --> 00:07:28,906 So I think we can assume that your half-human baby would do the same. 147 00:07:29,490 --> 00:07:31,993 So, the only way that you could be this girl's father is 148 00:07:32,076 --> 00:07:35,913 if you were on Earth around 20 years ago when she was conceived. 149 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:37,707 And had sex with a woman. 150 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:42,044 I just assumed that every time you were on Earth you had sex with a woman. 151 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:43,463 Not always a woman, brother. 152 00:07:43,546 --> 00:07:45,006 True, true. 153 00:07:45,506 --> 00:07:48,593 - Well, were you on Earth in the late '90s? - Of course not. 154 00:07:48,676 --> 00:07:50,344 Who wants to visit the '90s? 155 00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:53,473 Frosted tips? Dial-up? Creed? 156 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:58,310 Oh, hang on. 157 00:07:59,103 --> 00:08:02,064 Hang on, I did pop up to celebrate the end of the '90s. 158 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:05,943 Falcons/Broncos Super Bowl, '99, Miami. 159 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:09,655 Epic party. Lots of bodies, very few clothes. 160 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:12,492 It's starting to sound like congratulations are in order. 161 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:14,952 Keep the champagne corked, brother. 162 00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:17,747 She is not my daughter. 163 00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:21,667 ♪ I'm feeling that Rum-dig-a-dum da-dum dum da-di-da ♪ 164 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:23,628 ♪ Love how you vibe on it ♪ 165 00:08:24,253 --> 00:08:28,382 ♪ Rum-dig-a-dum da-dum dum da-di-da Like a song on repeat ♪ 166 00:08:31,302 --> 00:08:32,302 Hey, Daddy. 167 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:36,557 No, that's where you're mistaken, buddy boy. 168 00:08:36,641 --> 00:08:38,684 I am here to prove that I... 169 00:08:40,436 --> 00:08:41,646 am nobody's daddy. 170 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:54,200 [rock music playing] 171 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:58,788 ♪ My head is in the clouds That's where I stay at ♪ 172 00:08:58,871 --> 00:09:02,375 ♪ I'm never coming down It's just my place, yeah! ♪ 173 00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:05,920 ♪ No, you can't touch me now From outer space, yeah! ♪ 174 00:09:06,003 --> 00:09:07,880 ♪ I'm never slowing down... ♪ 175 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,427 Wait, so nobody can see me? 176 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:14,511 Hey! 177 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:21,477 What's up, everybody? 178 00:09:24,188 --> 00:09:25,523 So no one can hear me? 179 00:09:25,606 --> 00:09:28,818 Can you hear me? Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! 180 00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:37,326 This really sucks. [panting] 181 00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:39,536 [sighs] 182 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,330 Ella. Yes! 183 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,833 If any human can see me, you can. 184 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:46,961 You're the most spiritual person I know. Yes! 185 00:09:49,463 --> 00:09:51,132 Ella! It's me. 186 00:09:51,215 --> 00:09:52,216 It's Dan. 187 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:53,509 Can you hear me? 188 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:55,010 Ella! 189 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:57,221 [shouts] Can you hear me? 190 00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:58,305 Ella! 191 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:02,435 Dan, is that you? 192 00:10:02,518 --> 00:10:05,104 Wait, can you smell me? [gasps, sniffs] 193 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:09,066 [exhales] You recognize my Axe body wash? 194 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:12,903 Is that what it is? This is great! This is great! I'm right here, look! 195 00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:14,572 - Smell that, come on! - Oh, man. 196 00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:18,826 Not only does this report say that you are just a regular old bullfrog 197 00:10:18,909 --> 00:10:21,787 with zero traces of the supernatural, 198 00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:25,207 you are also stinking up my lab, 199 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:27,126 Dan. 200 00:10:27,209 --> 00:10:29,211 - [frog croaking] - [sighs] 201 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:31,756 Thanks for the false hope, buddy. 202 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:33,633 And just so you know, 203 00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:37,470 she only named you "Dan" because she misses me. 204 00:10:37,553 --> 00:10:39,555 [croaking] 205 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:44,685 Can you see me? 206 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:46,896 Hey. 207 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:51,400 - [chuckles] - I feel it too, little guy. 208 00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:55,946 My sixth sense? Off the charts. 209 00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:58,908 It's like an M. Night Shyamalan movie up in here. 210 00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:01,702 I don't know what's going on, 211 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:04,288 but I'm gonna figure it out. 212 00:11:05,122 --> 00:11:06,374 [gasps] It's me. 213 00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:09,293 [chuckles] Ella, it's me! That's what you're sensing. 214 00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:12,463 I'm right here! Ella, come on! Please! 215 00:11:12,546 --> 00:11:18,052 But first, you, my slimy friend, are in serious need of a spa day. 216 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:19,929 Whoo! 217 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:24,183 Ella. 218 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,400 - [knock on door] - [Chloe] Linda! 219 00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:33,483 Yes, hello. 220 00:11:33,984 --> 00:11:34,984 Linda. 221 00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:36,946 [Chloe and Linda] Hi! 222 00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:41,158 Hey, has Lucifer stopped by? 223 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:42,993 Um, I haven't seen him. 224 00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:44,704 Is everything okay? 225 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:47,623 [Chloe] Oh, um, yeah. 226 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,208 Yeah, I'm sure it's fine. 227 00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:53,671 He just had to run a little errand before we start our new job in Heaven. 228 00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:55,423 You're worried he's putting it off again? 229 00:11:56,006 --> 00:11:58,676 No, but it's a little weird he hasn't returned my texts or calls. 230 00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:01,929 I mean, I'm nervous about the God thing, so maybe he is too. 231 00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:06,183 He's probably just off somewhere trying to deal with that. 232 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:08,060 It's just, he hasn't done this since... 233 00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:11,188 February 2, 2017. 234 00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:12,940 Mm-hmm. 235 00:12:13,023 --> 00:12:16,444 When he disappeared to Vegas and married Candy Morningstar. 236 00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:17,611 Mm-hmm. 237 00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:20,823 But what are the chances he'd run off to Vegas and marry a stripper twice? 238 00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:22,199 [chuckles] 239 00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:26,996 Okay, but maybe... maybe what you're really worried about 240 00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:31,542 is maintaining your hard-fought level of communication and trust. 241 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:36,672 Yeah, I mean, our relationship, our partnership has come so far. 242 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:40,301 I just... I just don't know why he wouldn't just tell me what he's up to. 243 00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:43,345 Well, you're both past the point of guessing games. 244 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:45,473 Why don't you ask him? 245 00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:49,810 Right. Yes, I can... I'll just find... 246 00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:53,022 Find out where he is, and, yeah, I'll just ask him. 247 00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:54,106 There's, um... 248 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:57,109 [chuckles]...this app I have that sort of just tells me where he is. 249 00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,569 [chimes] 250 00:12:58,652 --> 00:12:59,652 He's where? 251 00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:04,950 [Mazikeen] So I just sent you the info you wanted, 252 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,952 but you gotta tell me what this is about. 253 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,454 Call it a finder's fee. 254 00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:11,040 A young lady playing "Pin the tail on the daddy" 255 00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:12,583 picked me as the ass. 256 00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:14,293 Well, good thing you're shooting blanks, 257 00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:16,962 or you'd have what, 10,000 Lucifer juniors running around? 258 00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:19,298 Ten-thousand seems a tad superfluous. 259 00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:21,509 Well, you did come down here for one night in the '90s 260 00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:24,094 and managed to orgy it up with 36 people. 261 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:25,638 It was Y2K! 262 00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:28,474 People were getting jiggy with it left, right and center. 263 00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:30,643 [scoffs] Anyway, did you manage to locate the women 264 00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:32,770 who gave birth to daughters nine months later? 265 00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:35,648 Yeah, addresses for the four women are in your inbox. 266 00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,858 Numero uno is the only one still in Miami. 267 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:41,195 A dance teacher. Ana Christina Perez Del Rio. 268 00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:44,657 Excellent. All I have to do is verify that none of those women's daughters 269 00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:47,868 are the girl that showed up at the penthouse, then it'll be clear. 270 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:49,411 There's no way that kid is mine. 271 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,580 Can't wait to watch the rerun on Jerry Springer. 272 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:52,498 Very funny. 273 00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:55,376 - [dance music playing] - [woman] Great job! 274 00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:57,253 Work it, work it! 275 00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:02,091 More hips. Move those hips, come on! 276 00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:03,592 Nice job. 277 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,177 [chuckles] Yes! 278 00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:06,595 Lucifer? 279 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:10,266 I never thought I'd see you again. You haven't changed a bit. 280 00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:13,978 Well, last time I saw you, you were a Denver Broncos cheerleader. 281 00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:16,480 - Well... - [laughing] Oh. 282 00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:18,023 Yes. 283 00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:19,400 We need to talk. 284 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:23,070 - I do love a bit of salsa, on my chips. - [laughing] 285 00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:25,364 I have missed your jokes. Mmm! 286 00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:28,158 - And a lot of other things too. - I'm sure you have. 287 00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:31,996 People change. Except you, apparently. 288 00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:36,292 Ugh. Well, I certainly hope I'm the same childless man I was back in '99. 289 00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:40,045 Don't lie. Is it good genes or Botox? 290 00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,129 Immortality. 291 00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:42,715 You should check out our next class. 292 00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:45,718 - I'm here on business and not pleasure. - Oh. 293 00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:48,053 Is this your daughter? 294 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:49,305 Kind of hard to tell. 295 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:52,016 How about now? 296 00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:53,099 What are you playing at? 297 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:56,770 Well, I'm trying to prove that your daughter isn't also my daughter, 298 00:14:56,854 --> 00:15:00,316 so if you wouldn't mind showing me a photograph or a picture... 299 00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:04,194 No need to worry, Lucifer, I always triple-checked my IUD before an orgy. 300 00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:07,615 Lovely, I'm sure you did. Irrespective of that, uh, a picture? 301 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:10,743 Uh, or a tattoo. [scoffs] 302 00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:12,912 Thank me. I'm not the dad. 303 00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:16,582 One down, three to disprove. I'm not the father. [chuckles] 304 00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:18,545 [sighs] Well, she looks refreshingly unfamiliar. 305 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,210 Thank me, I'm not the dad! 306 00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:22,838 [woman laughs] I mean, yeah, you? A father? 307 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,214 That'd be disastrous. 308 00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:25,424 I beg your pardon. 309 00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:27,009 You're not the sticking-around type. 310 00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:28,093 No offense. 311 00:15:29,803 --> 00:15:30,971 Offense taken. 312 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,973 I'd be a great father, thank you very much. 313 00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:35,309 In fact, I'm about to be World's Best Dad 314 00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:37,436 to seven billion people. So... 315 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:42,733 Hmm, well, if you wanna be a dad so bad, 316 00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:44,318 maybe there's still time. 317 00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:46,737 My divorce just finalized, 318 00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:49,823 and I'm ready to party like it's 1999. 319 00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:52,826 I... I'm sorry, but I'm not that same male slut 320 00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:55,955 that you had sex with many, many times that night. 321 00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:57,456 I do stick around these days. 322 00:15:57,539 --> 00:16:01,168 Eliza, what are you doing? I told you, I've evolved! [chuckles] 323 00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:02,877 Lucifer! 324 00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,048 You haven't changed at all. 325 00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:07,257 [splutters] 326 00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:10,177 Chloe! 327 00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:13,639 I can't believe you were halfway across the country, and you didn't even tell me. 328 00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:16,350 - I thought you were better than this. - Better than what? 329 00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:18,519 Than running off again. What'd you marry her too? 330 00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:21,355 I'm just here to prove she's not the mother of my illegitimate child. 331 00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:23,816 Child? What child? 332 00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:27,945 [sighs] Look, a young lady broke into my penthouse, 333 00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:31,490 acting like the devil's spawn and claiming to be one, to boot. 334 00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:34,201 - But angels can't... - Exactly. 335 00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:35,720 - Except Amenadiel because... - Right. 336 00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:38,914 - So the woman who came to see you... - Is deeply confused, precisely. 337 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,165 Hmm? 338 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:43,460 - So, we're all good now, right? - No. 339 00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:45,045 No, we're not all good. 340 00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:47,297 All this talk about being partners. 341 00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:50,221 - Why would you keep this from me? - I didn't see the need to upset you. 342 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,635 - I'm not upset. - [glass cracks] 343 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:56,348 Well, your super strength is suggesting otherwise. 344 00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:02,688 Look, I am sorry. I should have told you. 345 00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:08,652 Just promise me, no more secrets, okay? 346 00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:11,280 Absolutely. I promise. 347 00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:14,700 [inhales] Good news is, there's only one woman left on the list, so... 348 00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:16,492 What list? 349 00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:18,203 Uh... 350 00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:24,585 - Lucifer, are you still here? - [Mazikeen] Oh, no. 351 00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:28,672 This is giving me, like, generic demon bounty-hunter vibes. 352 00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,132 I wanna feel special. 353 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:34,678 [sighs] Oh, Maze! Thank God. 354 00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:38,932 I have been looking for someone to talk to all day. 355 00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:42,770 I mean, I went to visit Ella. Of course, she couldn't see me. 356 00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:45,064 But I mean, you can see me, right, Maze? 357 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,147 Maze? 358 00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:47,815 Maze. 359 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:49,985 I don't get it. 360 00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:51,737 I don't get it. 361 00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:54,156 Dan the stupid frog can see me, but you can't. 362 00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:57,868 Can somebody please, please just tell me the rules? 363 00:17:57,951 --> 00:18:01,330 Mnh-mnh. No, way less peg on the ankle, Milan. 364 00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:02,831 I don't wanna look like Dan. 365 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,209 [chuckles] Oh, yes, that would be a tragedy. 366 00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:06,418 Poor guy. 367 00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:08,337 His pants were always so tight. 368 00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,881 That's all you have to say, huh? 369 00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:15,302 The first time anyone said anything about me since I got back, 370 00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:17,763 except to name a stupid frog after me, 371 00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:20,015 is to take a dump on my fashion sense? 372 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:24,144 Well, you know what? I am glad you can't see me! 373 00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:25,604 And another thing! 374 00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:31,026 Everybody knows that LA is way too hot for leather! 375 00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:36,573 - Lazman hazeh. Mazel tov. - [baby crying] 376 00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:38,909 - [all] Mazel tov! - [man laughs] 377 00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:42,371 I haven't been to a bris since little baby Sigmund's. 378 00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:45,124 - Really? - Yes, the mohel made a Freudian snip. 379 00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:46,667 - [chuckling] - [baby crying] 380 00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:49,753 So Maze said the last person on the list works here? 381 00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:52,256 Hmm. Esther Barnum. [sighs] 382 00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:54,173 And there she is. 383 00:18:55,801 --> 00:19:00,222 Well, a rabbi. I can see why you two would have a special connection. 384 00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:02,098 Hmm? 385 00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:05,769 [chuckles] No, our special connection 386 00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:08,021 lasted about 15 very shallow minutes. 387 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,815 I doubt I even made an impression. 388 00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:10,898 Lucifer! 389 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:17,447 - Oh. - [both laughing] 390 00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:23,120 I have waited 22 years to tell you how much you changed my life. 391 00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:25,539 - [Chloe] Oh. - Uh, for the worse? 392 00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:29,376 [chuckles] No! You left a mark on my soul. 393 00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:31,170 Oh. 394 00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:33,213 You're the reason I became a rabbi. 395 00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:36,133 Oh. Because I brought out her deepest desires. 396 00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:37,816 [laughs] It could've happened to anyone. 397 00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:40,470 Yes, it's lovely to see you again, Esther. 398 00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:44,474 Um, if you wouldn't mind showing us a photograph of your daughter... 399 00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:46,894 Not in a creepy way. 400 00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:47,977 ...then we'll be off. 401 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,021 Is this about Mira? 402 00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:52,482 - Mira? - You heard from her? Did you find her? 403 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:55,027 Um, did something happen to her? 404 00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:58,655 She ran away, five years ago. 405 00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:01,909 - I even hired a private detective. - Hmm. 406 00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:04,077 This is one of the last pictures I have of her. 407 00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:05,954 Oh, well, that settles it. 408 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,498 I'll take "I am not the father" for 200 please, Alex. 409 00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:10,167 You barely even looked at the photo. 410 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:13,629 I don't need to, because the girl in my penthouse had pink streaks in her hair, 411 00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,130 heavy eyeliner, angry eyebrows. 412 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,549 - That sounds like Mira. - It does? 413 00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:20,636 She was always a troubled girl. Upset a lot. 414 00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:22,930 - And she always wanted to dye her hair. - Oh. 415 00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:25,390 Why did Mira run away? 416 00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:30,979 - She was looking for her father. - And you named me as the unlucky chap? 417 00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:34,900 To be honest, I don't know who her dad is. 418 00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:39,196 - I was a different person back then. - Hmm. Me too. 419 00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:42,407 I tried to be enough for Mira, but... 420 00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:44,785 she wanted answers. 421 00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:47,913 Missing a child, 422 00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:51,750 it's like missing a part of yourself that can never be replaced. 423 00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:53,502 [Lucifer sighing] 424 00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:58,006 Well, as a mother myself, I can't imagine what you're going through. 425 00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:00,175 We will help you find your daughter. 426 00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:06,640 Oh, absolutely. Uh, your daughter... 427 00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:08,642 [inhales]...who definitely, 428 00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:11,270 definitely isn't my daughter. [chuckles] 429 00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:12,646 [Esther sighs] 430 00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:17,651 ["No Sleep" by Kinder playing] 431 00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:19,987 ♪ On and on and ♪ 432 00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:24,283 ♪ I love the things you do in the night So we'll sleep next time ♪ 433 00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:28,829 ♪ Streets are dead Stores don't stay open ♪ 434 00:21:28,912 --> 00:21:30,497 ♪ Eyes are red... ♪ 435 00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:31,790 Amenadiel. 436 00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,711 You're an angel. You can see me, right? 437 00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:41,675 Amenadiel! Please, come on, man! I just want my friends back. 438 00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:43,260 Amenadiel! 439 00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:46,263 [exhales] 440 00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:49,850 [sighs] This sucks! 441 00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:53,854 - [exhales] - Dan? 442 00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:58,150 Dan, is that you? 443 00:21:58,233 --> 00:22:00,444 Wait, you... [chuckles] You can see me? 444 00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:02,654 - Wait, did Lucifer bring you up here? - No, no, no! 445 00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:05,032 Some crazy, psycho, punk-rock angel did. 446 00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:07,826 - Oh, I heard about her. - Yeah, man, she just left me here. 447 00:22:07,909 --> 00:22:10,329 She left me here without explaining any of the stupid rules. 448 00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:11,852 Well, what have you been doing, man? 449 00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:14,041 I mean, have you... have you seen Trixie? Chloe? 450 00:22:14,124 --> 00:22:16,376 No! No, no, no, man. 451 00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:18,754 You know, I... I kind of wanted to figure out 452 00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:22,132 what being a ghost really... really meant first, you know? 453 00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:25,350 I mean, I didn't wanna give Trixie a coronary, 454 00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:28,263 popping out of the bathroom mirror or something. [chuckles] 455 00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:32,642 Were you just studying police procedure? [chuckles] 456 00:22:32,726 --> 00:22:33,726 [Amenadiel] Yeah. 457 00:22:34,561 --> 00:22:37,105 Yeah, man, I made it into the Academy, thanks to you. 458 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:38,023 [Dan] What? 459 00:22:38,106 --> 00:22:41,401 Yeah, it meant a lot to me, you submitting my application. 460 00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:44,154 - [laughs] That's great, man. That's great. - Uh... 461 00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:48,741 Hey, I'm so... 462 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:52,120 I'm so sorry about getting upset with you before. 463 00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:56,917 You know, I've been feeling so bad about the fight that we had right before you... 464 00:22:59,419 --> 00:23:00,629 Died? 465 00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:02,338 Yeah. 466 00:23:02,672 --> 00:23:04,049 Yeah, man. 467 00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:05,926 I've been feeling bad about that too, man. 468 00:23:06,009 --> 00:23:07,987 - That's why I didn't come visit you. - Yeah, yeah. 469 00:23:08,011 --> 00:23:09,346 You don't have to explain. 470 00:23:09,846 --> 00:23:11,723 Really. It's okay. 471 00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:13,100 [exhales] 472 00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:15,769 - I love you, man. - [chuckles] 473 00:23:18,355 --> 00:23:21,066 Right. You're a soul without a body. 474 00:23:21,149 --> 00:23:23,777 Yep, and I guess only angels can see me. 475 00:23:23,860 --> 00:23:25,529 [Mazikeen] What's up, Dan? 476 00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:31,326 Wait, what? Wait, you can actually see me now? 477 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:34,162 Yeah, I could see you all along. Duh, it's me. 478 00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:35,914 [laughs] Damn it, Maze. 479 00:23:35,997 --> 00:23:38,559 I might've figured this out earlier if you hadn't screwed with me. 480 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:40,752 Demon love. It's so confusing. 481 00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:42,796 - Yeah. You should know. - [Dan chuckles] 482 00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:46,466 Oh, man, I'm just so happy I can actually talk to you guys. 483 00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:49,344 I don't know why Lucifer didn't bring you back, man, but it's... 484 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:50,762 it's great to see you, Dan. 485 00:23:51,346 --> 00:23:53,181 Yeah, we really missed you, bro. 486 00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:55,100 Oh, man. 487 00:23:56,059 --> 00:23:57,519 I missed you guys too. 488 00:23:58,937 --> 00:24:00,230 - Hmm? - [Mazikeen] Aah! 489 00:24:00,313 --> 00:24:01,606 [laughing] 490 00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:03,400 [Mazikeen] Shit. Yeah. 491 00:24:11,992 --> 00:24:13,243 - [Chloe sighs] - [chuckles] 492 00:24:13,326 --> 00:24:15,495 - Thank you for flying Lucifer Airways. - [chuckles] 493 00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:17,622 Please ensure your table is in the upright position. 494 00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:19,875 - I know mine is. - [both laugh] 495 00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:22,294 Huh. Hey, Lucifer... 496 00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:25,964 um, have you flown anyone else before? 497 00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:28,133 Only Maze. 498 00:24:28,216 --> 00:24:30,093 Oh, and Amenadiel once. 499 00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:32,179 He killed a goose with his face, Fabio-style. 500 00:24:32,262 --> 00:24:34,890 It was the highlight of my day. [chuckles] 501 00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:36,808 Oh, if it's any consolation, 502 00:24:36,892 --> 00:24:39,352 it's much more romantic with you in my arms. 503 00:24:40,228 --> 00:24:42,147 Yeah, it's just, I've been thinking... 504 00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:45,066 About other things we can try in midair? Yes, me too. [laughs] 505 00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:48,445 No, no, about how you've been keeping all this from me 506 00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:49,863 'cause you didn't wanna upset me. 507 00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:52,449 That's what I said, yes. 508 00:24:52,532 --> 00:24:57,579 Okay, well, you know, it took you a while to realize your feelings for me. 509 00:24:57,662 --> 00:25:00,790 So, maybe way deep down 510 00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:04,211 you know that you and Esther have a thing together. 511 00:25:04,294 --> 00:25:07,339 I mean, it's looking pretty possible that you actualized a child with her. 512 00:25:07,422 --> 00:25:08,965 Mira is not my daughter. 513 00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:13,011 Okay, but if you and Esther did have a thing, it's totally fine. 514 00:25:13,595 --> 00:25:16,556 Totally okay. Not like I didn't have any relationships before you. 515 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:18,725 You know, I was... I was married to Dan. 516 00:25:18,808 --> 00:25:20,894 So, just so you know, you can tell me about it. 517 00:25:20,977 --> 00:25:25,273 Right. Well, there has and never will be anything between Esther and I, okay? 518 00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:26,900 Okay, okay. 519 00:25:27,442 --> 00:25:30,195 Well, then why do I feel like you're still keeping secrets from me? 520 00:25:30,278 --> 00:25:31,780 What secrets? 521 00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:33,490 [chuckles] You know everything. 522 00:25:33,573 --> 00:25:37,202 A young woman accused me of being her father and then rage-flew away. 523 00:25:37,285 --> 00:25:40,413 What? She's an angel? Why wouldn't you tell me that? 524 00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:43,416 [gasps] I... I don't know. I must have been distracted, 525 00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:46,461 what with the death threats and Daniel coming back to Earth. 526 00:25:48,338 --> 00:25:49,338 What? 527 00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:51,507 Dan... 528 00:25:52,133 --> 00:25:53,133 is... 529 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:54,678 is on Earth? 530 00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:57,847 [sighs] Yes, but he's a ghost 531 00:25:57,931 --> 00:25:59,933 so you... you can't see him anyway. 532 00:26:02,477 --> 00:26:03,687 [splutters, sighs] 533 00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:08,149 Okay, I... I thought we were past the point of keeping secrets. 534 00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:10,944 But you clearly cannot help yourself. 535 00:26:11,027 --> 00:26:13,905 Why is that? I mean, I gave up everything. 536 00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:15,824 I gave up everything to be your partner. 537 00:26:15,907 --> 00:26:17,325 We are past keeping secrets. 538 00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:19,569 Then why wouldn't you tell me that you have a daughter? 539 00:26:19,619 --> 00:26:20,620 'Cause it isn't true! 540 00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:23,123 I can't keep a secret if I don't know what the secret is! 541 00:26:23,206 --> 00:26:24,708 But you keep keeping secrets! 542 00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:27,711 [exclaims, sighs] 543 00:26:27,794 --> 00:26:29,337 [panting] 544 00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:32,132 Look, look, I know you're upset. 545 00:26:32,215 --> 00:26:36,136 But right now I think we need to focus on why we're here, okay? 546 00:26:40,348 --> 00:26:42,517 Yes, let's focus on why we're here. 547 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:43,602 Right. 548 00:26:44,811 --> 00:26:46,354 So the PI that Esther hired 549 00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:48,940 said that he'd heard Mira had worked here, 550 00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:50,275 but the trail went cold. 551 00:26:50,358 --> 00:26:52,068 So, let's find out why, shall we? 552 00:26:53,486 --> 00:26:54,821 After you. 553 00:26:57,365 --> 00:26:58,365 [sighs] 554 00:27:01,911 --> 00:27:05,707 Hi, there. Excuse me, sir. Have you, um, seen this girl? 555 00:27:05,790 --> 00:27:06,790 No. 556 00:27:09,419 --> 00:27:11,099 [Chloe] Uh, it might have been a while ago. 557 00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:12,171 I can't help you. 558 00:27:12,213 --> 00:27:15,383 Well, she's much angstier-looking now. Uh, bits of pink in her hair. 559 00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:17,761 Wings, apparently. [clears throat] 560 00:27:17,844 --> 00:27:19,804 We're told that she used to work here. 561 00:27:19,888 --> 00:27:20,888 No. 562 00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:24,559 Uh, what about at the diner? 563 00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:28,479 No. 564 00:27:29,773 --> 00:27:33,318 Well, could she have maybe have worked out there, at the avocado stand? 565 00:27:33,401 --> 00:27:35,487 No, I ran those dirty hippies out over a year ago. 566 00:27:35,570 --> 00:27:37,739 Ain't seen 'em since. Good riddance. 567 00:27:38,782 --> 00:27:40,659 If you've run out of questions, I'm busy. 568 00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:42,577 Well, actually, Billy-Bob, I... 569 00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:45,538 No. You know, we will take one of these. 570 00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:47,624 And thanks so much for your time. 571 00:27:57,258 --> 00:28:00,095 - I was just about to mojo him. - I didn't wanna tip him off. 572 00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:01,346 What are we tipping? 573 00:28:01,846 --> 00:28:05,016 He said that he hadn't seen anyone from the avocado farm in a year. 574 00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:08,228 If that's the case, then why is he selling this? 575 00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:11,231 [Lucifer] Holy guacamole. 576 00:28:11,314 --> 00:28:13,233 He was lying to us. It's theirs. 577 00:28:13,775 --> 00:28:17,612 Hide one truth, you're probably hiding something else. 578 00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:20,740 Well, I wonder what that something else is. 579 00:28:20,824 --> 00:28:23,576 Looks like we have some hippies to find. 580 00:28:23,660 --> 00:28:24,660 [Lucifer exhales] 581 00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:35,130 [women chattering] 582 00:28:35,213 --> 00:28:37,590 Very Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, isn't it? 583 00:28:37,674 --> 00:28:39,759 - [Chloe] Hmm. - Hello, there! 584 00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:41,553 [woman] Oh, go, go, go! 585 00:28:41,636 --> 00:28:45,682 We're just looking for a young lady, about 21, 22 years old. 586 00:28:46,307 --> 00:28:47,892 Goes by the name of Mira. 587 00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:52,147 We, um, have a photo of her here, if you wanna come take a look. 588 00:28:52,981 --> 00:28:56,109 No one's in trouble. Promise. We're just worried about her. 589 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,114 [woman] Did you say Mira? 590 00:29:14,002 --> 00:29:15,211 [gun cocks] 591 00:29:15,295 --> 00:29:18,882 All right, I'm gonna grant you two seconds to get off my property! 592 00:29:18,965 --> 00:29:20,685 I'd point that somewhere else if I were you. 593 00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:23,557 - You don't know who you're dealing with. - What, you cops or something? 594 00:29:23,970 --> 00:29:25,138 [splutters] 595 00:29:25,221 --> 00:29:28,141 Well, actually, I'm about to be Supreme Being, 596 00:29:28,224 --> 00:29:30,143 and she's about to be First Lady to all things. 597 00:29:30,226 --> 00:29:32,729 If you ain't cops, get the hell off my land or I call the cops. 598 00:29:32,812 --> 00:29:33,852 I'll call social services. 599 00:29:33,897 --> 00:29:36,097 I'm sure they'd love to see what's going on around here. 600 00:29:36,733 --> 00:29:38,067 Everyone's here by choice. 601 00:29:38,151 --> 00:29:40,195 [Lucifer] Is that so? Let's ask them, shall we? 602 00:29:40,278 --> 00:29:41,404 Tell me, young lady... 603 00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:44,783 what is it you desire? 604 00:29:45,867 --> 00:29:48,286 - I wanna go home! - Shut up! Get back inside! 605 00:29:48,369 --> 00:29:50,580 [woman shouts, pants] 606 00:29:50,663 --> 00:29:54,834 How dare you treat these children this way! 607 00:29:59,672 --> 00:30:02,008 I've shot trespassers before. I'll do it again. 608 00:30:02,675 --> 00:30:04,010 [exhales] 609 00:30:04,928 --> 00:30:06,471 - [grunts] - [Chloe] Lucifer! 610 00:30:09,015 --> 00:30:10,892 Lucifer. [shudders] 611 00:30:10,975 --> 00:30:11,975 Lucifer! 612 00:30:12,602 --> 00:30:13,978 - Lucifer! - [gasps] 613 00:30:14,062 --> 00:30:15,522 [Chloe] Oh, my God, are you okay? 614 00:30:15,605 --> 00:30:18,191 What, yeah? I'm fine, but... [panting] 615 00:30:18,274 --> 00:30:21,069 ...this Neanderthal has soiled my Di Stefano. 616 00:30:21,694 --> 00:30:22,694 [exhales] 617 00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:25,740 Oh, dear. 618 00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:29,035 You don't still have Amenadiel's necklace, do you? 619 00:30:30,119 --> 00:30:32,455 Oh! [panting] 620 00:30:33,706 --> 00:30:35,476 - [shouts] - ["You Ain't Woman Enough" playing] 621 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:38,670 [grunting] 622 00:30:40,129 --> 00:30:41,464 [man groans] 623 00:30:41,548 --> 00:30:43,591 [grunting] 624 00:30:44,759 --> 00:30:45,759 [grunts] 625 00:30:47,095 --> 00:30:48,304 Oh! 626 00:30:49,347 --> 00:30:51,558 [shouting] 627 00:30:52,141 --> 00:30:53,142 Whoa! 628 00:30:54,310 --> 00:30:56,354 - [groans] - [shouts] 629 00:30:58,565 --> 00:31:00,066 [groans] 630 00:31:01,025 --> 00:31:05,905 ♪ ' Cause you ain't woman enough To take my man ♪ 631 00:31:05,989 --> 00:31:08,533 - [exhales] - [grunts] 632 00:31:08,616 --> 00:31:11,953 Now their parents can't protect them, so you'll have to deal with me! 633 00:31:12,036 --> 00:31:13,162 Okay, Lucifer, put him down. 634 00:31:13,246 --> 00:31:15,415 What did you do with Mira? Did you hurt her too? 635 00:31:15,498 --> 00:31:17,417 [shuddering] She's not here. 636 00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:20,086 - Then where is she? Tell me! - [man shuddering] 637 00:31:20,169 --> 00:31:22,088 It's okay. We got him. 638 00:31:28,386 --> 00:31:29,512 Then where is she? 639 00:31:29,596 --> 00:31:30,972 We will find her. 640 00:31:31,931 --> 00:31:32,932 We will. 641 00:31:40,398 --> 00:31:41,398 Thank you. 642 00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:46,237 So, most of the kids are runaways. They were forced to work in the orchards. 643 00:31:46,321 --> 00:31:49,741 They weren't able to leave or call their friends or family. 644 00:31:49,824 --> 00:31:51,409 What's gonna happen to them? 645 00:31:51,492 --> 00:31:56,080 [huffs] Be reconnected with loved ones or find safe homes. 646 00:31:57,665 --> 00:32:00,627 [Lucifer] Right. Well, there's no sign of Mira. 647 00:32:00,710 --> 00:32:02,879 Perhaps she didn't end up here, after all. 648 00:32:02,962 --> 00:32:03,962 [Chloe] Yeah. 649 00:32:12,263 --> 00:32:14,641 Um, this... this drawing... 650 00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:18,269 [Chloe] It's almost identical to the one in the photo. 651 00:32:18,353 --> 00:32:19,812 Did Mira draw it? 652 00:32:21,272 --> 00:32:22,482 Mira. 653 00:32:22,565 --> 00:32:24,984 The girl that I'm looking for, did she draw this picture? 654 00:32:25,568 --> 00:32:29,238 We don't mean Mira any harm, but she was here, wasn't she? 655 00:32:35,244 --> 00:32:39,082 [exhales] Do you know where she is now? 656 00:32:40,124 --> 00:32:43,586 Um, she met a guy online. 657 00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:46,214 She ran away to be with him. 658 00:32:46,297 --> 00:32:47,340 Oh, wonderful. 659 00:32:47,423 --> 00:32:50,176 She goes from a cult to a relationship with an online stranger. 660 00:32:50,259 --> 00:32:53,221 - I don't know what's worse. - Uh, do you know the guy's name? 661 00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:55,222 Um... 662 00:32:56,391 --> 00:32:58,434 Rob Daniell, I think. 663 00:32:58,518 --> 00:33:01,145 Mira mentioned something about San Francisco. 664 00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:03,272 Okay, great. Thank you. 665 00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:04,982 [Lucifer] Thank you. 666 00:33:05,566 --> 00:33:06,566 Oh, and... 667 00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:10,488 if you need anything, anything at all, 668 00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:12,490 just say a little prayer. 669 00:33:12,573 --> 00:33:15,284 I plan to be a boots-on-the-ground type of God. 670 00:33:16,411 --> 00:33:17,411 [exhales] 671 00:33:21,290 --> 00:33:22,834 Great, thank you. 672 00:33:22,917 --> 00:33:26,379 So, I have an address for a Rob Daniell in San Francisco. 673 00:33:26,462 --> 00:33:27,463 Great. Shall we? 674 00:33:28,047 --> 00:33:29,674 Well, actually, um... 675 00:33:29,757 --> 00:33:33,011 I'll send you the address, but I think maybe you should go on your own. 676 00:33:33,594 --> 00:33:35,346 You're not still mad about Esther, are you? 677 00:33:35,930 --> 00:33:39,559 No, no, I... I thought you were hiding feelings for Esther, 678 00:33:39,642 --> 00:33:41,185 but I saw you back there. 679 00:33:41,811 --> 00:33:43,813 How you reacted. I... 680 00:33:43,896 --> 00:33:46,774 I think I know why you were so scared. [splutters] 681 00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:49,736 You think that Mira might actually be your daughter, don't you? 682 00:33:52,822 --> 00:33:53,822 Chloe... 683 00:33:54,699 --> 00:33:57,285 I mean, what if she actually is? 684 00:33:57,368 --> 00:33:59,412 That means I let all of this happen to her. 685 00:33:59,495 --> 00:34:01,622 This is not your fault, Lucifer. You didn't know. 686 00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:02,832 Well, does that even matter? 687 00:34:02,915 --> 00:34:05,668 What matters is what you do going forward, 688 00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:07,003 or what we do. 689 00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:08,796 "We"? 690 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,256 If you go to San Francisco 691 00:34:10,339 --> 00:34:13,176 and Mira is the girl who showed up at your penthouse... 692 00:34:13,259 --> 00:34:15,178 if she really is your daughter, 693 00:34:16,596 --> 00:34:19,307 we will figure this out together, okay? 694 00:34:19,390 --> 00:34:20,475 As partners. 695 00:34:21,392 --> 00:34:23,478 [both sigh] 696 00:34:24,145 --> 00:34:26,689 I may not be certain of a lot right now, 697 00:34:26,773 --> 00:34:28,483 but one thing is for sure. 698 00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:32,653 I have never loved anyone the way I love you, Chloe Decker. 699 00:34:41,662 --> 00:34:42,789 Go find her. 700 00:35:16,030 --> 00:35:17,573 Oh, bloody hell. 701 00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:22,036 Pervert. 702 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,247 What are you, 72? 703 00:35:24,330 --> 00:35:27,875 I don't know what's going on, but for the record, I'm 43. 704 00:35:29,001 --> 00:35:30,837 - Where is she? - Hey, get out of my house! 705 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:32,004 Mira! 706 00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:34,590 - Mira! - [woman] Dad? 707 00:35:42,348 --> 00:35:44,642 You're not the girl from my penthouse. 708 00:35:52,567 --> 00:35:55,820 [sighs] Who are you? 709 00:35:56,404 --> 00:35:57,488 Not Mira's father. 710 00:35:57,572 --> 00:35:59,699 I am, and I'm gonna call the cops if you don't leave. 711 00:36:01,492 --> 00:36:03,161 You're Mira's father? 712 00:36:03,244 --> 00:36:05,580 Uh, I thought you were some basement-dweller, 713 00:36:05,663 --> 00:36:08,291 catfishing young ladies on the Internet. [chuckles] 714 00:36:08,374 --> 00:36:10,209 [groans] Right. 715 00:36:11,252 --> 00:36:14,589 [exhales] I... I owe you an apology. Both of you. 716 00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:18,092 This has, uh, been an embarrassing mistake. 717 00:36:19,969 --> 00:36:21,679 Uh, Mira? 718 00:36:21,762 --> 00:36:23,890 Call your mother. She's worried about you. 719 00:36:25,808 --> 00:36:27,059 She is? 720 00:36:27,143 --> 00:36:28,186 Hmm. 721 00:36:29,937 --> 00:36:32,231 I thought about contacting her a million times, 722 00:36:32,315 --> 00:36:34,317 but I was so angry when I ran away. 723 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,485 I said such awful things, I just... 724 00:36:37,820 --> 00:36:39,822 I didn't think she wanted to see me. 725 00:36:40,406 --> 00:36:42,200 She never stopped looking for you. 726 00:36:44,410 --> 00:36:47,496 I'll call her today. [chuckles] 727 00:36:47,580 --> 00:36:48,915 Right. [clears throat] 728 00:36:48,998 --> 00:36:52,084 Wait. How do you know my mother? 729 00:36:53,169 --> 00:36:57,632 Uh, there's a chance I thought I might owe her 18 years of child support 730 00:36:57,715 --> 00:37:00,343 due to 15 shallow minutes at a Super Bowl orgy. 731 00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:04,096 - You must be Lucifer Morningstar. - [Lucifer] Hmm. 732 00:37:04,180 --> 00:37:06,891 I spent years looking into the men who could have been my father, 733 00:37:06,974 --> 00:37:09,018 and you're the only one I couldn't find. 734 00:37:09,101 --> 00:37:10,501 Well, that's because I was in Hell. 735 00:37:10,561 --> 00:37:13,272 Not exactly on Google Maps, is it? [chuckles] 736 00:37:13,856 --> 00:37:16,525 But I'm glad that you found your real father. 737 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:20,238 The best day of my life when she showed up on my doorstep. 738 00:37:20,863 --> 00:37:24,242 Well, not at first, to be honest. I thought I was being scammed. 739 00:37:25,326 --> 00:37:28,412 Well, what changed your mind? How did you realize that she was yours? 740 00:37:30,790 --> 00:37:34,502 I think it was the first moment I looked into her eyes. [exhales] 741 00:37:34,585 --> 00:37:37,755 - Just felt it in my gut. - [chuckles] 742 00:37:37,838 --> 00:37:41,884 ["Don't Let Me Go" by Cigarettes After Sex playing] 743 00:37:55,606 --> 00:37:58,359 ♪ When I was young ♪ 744 00:37:59,568 --> 00:38:03,614 ♪ I thought the world of you... ♪ 745 00:38:03,698 --> 00:38:05,700 [crying] 746 00:38:08,077 --> 00:38:09,996 [Chloe shushing] 747 00:38:16,043 --> 00:38:18,170 I miss my daddy. 748 00:38:19,088 --> 00:38:20,506 [Chloe] I know you do. 749 00:38:20,589 --> 00:38:23,009 [crying continues] 750 00:38:23,092 --> 00:38:26,512 ♪ Don't let me go ♪ 751 00:38:26,595 --> 00:38:30,808 ♪ Stay by my side ♪ 752 00:38:34,186 --> 00:38:36,981 ♪ Don't let me go ♪ 753 00:38:37,732 --> 00:38:41,819 ♪ Stay with me still... ♪ 754 00:38:41,902 --> 00:38:42,945 [Dan] Take me back. 755 00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:48,492 Take you back where? 756 00:38:49,618 --> 00:38:50,745 To Hell. 757 00:38:52,538 --> 00:38:54,915 I know why you didn't bring me up here, Lucifer. 758 00:38:56,042 --> 00:38:59,003 Seeing Chloe, seeing Trixie and not being able to hug them, it's... 759 00:38:59,086 --> 00:39:00,463 it's worse than Hell. 760 00:39:01,213 --> 00:39:04,675 [sighs] Just please, please take me back. 761 00:39:05,843 --> 00:39:06,843 Daniel... 762 00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:09,764 I'm so sorry, but... 763 00:39:10,806 --> 00:39:14,477 once you reached the mortal plane, you became intangible. I... 764 00:39:15,519 --> 00:39:17,938 I can't carry you back, even if I wanted to. 765 00:39:18,022 --> 00:39:19,565 And I do, believe me. 766 00:39:19,648 --> 00:39:21,609 So what, I'm just stuck here? 767 00:39:22,276 --> 00:39:23,276 [huffs] 768 00:39:24,695 --> 00:39:25,695 [scoffs] 769 00:39:26,822 --> 00:39:29,200 I could kill the stupid angel who brought me up here. 770 00:39:29,283 --> 00:39:30,659 Don't blame her. 771 00:39:31,494 --> 00:39:33,954 - She was just looking for me. - Yeah, to kill you. 772 00:39:34,038 --> 00:39:36,540 No, I'm not sure she knows the whole story. 773 00:39:37,625 --> 00:39:42,088 And neither do I, for that matter, because if I'd known she existed, 774 00:39:42,171 --> 00:39:43,798 there's no way I... 775 00:39:46,550 --> 00:39:49,929 Well, let's just say I know better than anyone 776 00:39:50,012 --> 00:39:52,431 what it's like to grow up with an absent father. 777 00:39:55,017 --> 00:39:56,477 Wait, are you saying... 778 00:39:58,646 --> 00:40:01,148 Lucifer, are you saying what I think you're saying? 779 00:40:05,611 --> 00:40:07,530 When I stared into her eyes... 780 00:40:09,198 --> 00:40:10,241 it was... 781 00:40:12,076 --> 00:40:13,202 it was so familiar. 782 00:40:14,870 --> 00:40:16,747 Like I knew her. 783 00:40:16,831 --> 00:40:17,831 Like I... 784 00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:20,501 Like I knew her. 785 00:40:23,212 --> 00:40:25,881 I don't know how it's possible, Daniel, but... 786 00:40:27,466 --> 00:40:28,717 she's my daughter. 787 00:40:29,885 --> 00:40:32,721 [exhales] W-Wow, this is... 788 00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:34,723 That's great, man. 789 00:40:35,599 --> 00:40:36,434 [Lucifer exhales] 790 00:40:36,517 --> 00:40:39,728 Congratulations. I... I... I mean, having a daughter, it's... 791 00:40:39,812 --> 00:40:41,564 [sighs] it's the best. 792 00:40:41,647 --> 00:40:45,317 I think I may well have screwed my chance of making things up with her by... 793 00:40:45,401 --> 00:40:48,779 [inhales]...acting like an utter dick. 794 00:40:48,863 --> 00:40:50,781 Yeah, but you gotta try, man. 795 00:40:52,366 --> 00:40:56,078 I mean, if there's one thing that... that I've learned coming back is that... 796 00:40:56,871 --> 00:40:59,224 you gotta take advantage of the time you have with your kids 797 00:40:59,248 --> 00:41:00,291 before it all goes away. 798 00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:06,589 And you're lucky because... because she's still out there. 799 00:41:07,673 --> 00:41:08,674 Somewhere. 800 00:41:14,013 --> 00:41:15,097 Go get her. 801 00:41:17,892 --> 00:41:18,976 I will. 802 00:41:19,810 --> 00:41:21,937 [chuckles] I will. 803 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:28,027 Only problem is she could have flown anywhere by now. 804 00:41:28,110 --> 00:41:29,153 [huffs] 805 00:41:30,279 --> 00:41:31,447 [sighs] 806 00:41:32,448 --> 00:41:33,657 [Chloe] Night, sweetie. 807 00:41:37,453 --> 00:41:39,455 [wind whistling] 808 00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:45,294 [thunder rumbling in the distance] 809 00:41:59,308 --> 00:42:00,309 Lucifer? 810 00:42:10,110 --> 00:42:11,110 Dan? 811 00:42:14,823 --> 00:42:15,824 [sighs] 812 00:42:16,408 --> 00:42:18,452 [shudders, exhales] 813 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:21,120 [gasps] 814 00:42:21,163 --> 00:42:24,041 [panting] Who are you? 815 00:42:28,003 --> 00:42:29,003 [sighs] 816 00:42:31,674 --> 00:42:32,800 Hi, Mom. 817 00:42:33,801 --> 00:42:34,927 [sniffles] 818 00:42:37,137 --> 00:42:38,137 "Mom"?