1 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,386 - [Lucifer] Oh! - [Chloe laughs] 2 00:00:11,469 --> 00:00:12,595 [Lucifer laughs] 3 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:14,222 - [breaking sound] - [Chloe] Ow! Ow! 4 00:00:14,305 --> 00:00:16,850 [laughs] 5 00:00:16,933 --> 00:00:20,520 - [breaking sound] - [Lucifer and Chloe laugh] 6 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:24,482 [Lucifer laughs] Oh, no, no. Oh. Oh! 7 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:26,693 - Oh! - [Chloe] No. 8 00:00:26,776 --> 00:00:29,195 [mutters, laughs] 9 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:30,697 [Lucifer grunts] There's more! 10 00:00:30,780 --> 00:00:32,949 - [Chloe laughs] - [Lucifer panting] 11 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:38,121 - [Chloe panting] Oh, God. - [grunts] Not quite yet, but... 12 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:40,832 - That was something else. - [both sigh] 13 00:00:40,915 --> 00:00:43,793 - A good something else? - Oh, absolutely. [chuckles] 14 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:45,420 I never thought Amenadiel's rod 15 00:00:45,503 --> 00:00:48,048 being used in my sex life would be such a great thing. 16 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:50,341 [both laugh] 17 00:00:50,425 --> 00:00:52,761 And I never thought that your invulnerability 18 00:00:52,844 --> 00:00:55,180 - would have such extensive benefits. - [panting] 19 00:00:55,263 --> 00:00:58,183 If I'd known all I had to do was love you, 20 00:00:58,266 --> 00:01:01,394 and that the simple act of loving you would make me feel worthy of you, 21 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:04,856 which would then mean my body would no longer have to tell my unconscious mind 22 00:01:04,939 --> 00:01:05,774 to be vulnerable, 23 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:09,360 allowing us to have no-holds-barred sex all night long, well, then... 24 00:01:10,779 --> 00:01:12,697 I would have done it much sooner. [chuckles] 25 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:15,658 - [elevator bell dings] - Speaking of... 26 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:16,826 [Amenadiel] Lucifer! 27 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:19,579 Would it kill you to knock? 28 00:01:19,662 --> 00:01:21,831 Your door is an elevator! 29 00:01:22,791 --> 00:01:25,293 [Lucifer] Deary me. So, 30 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:29,297 how's it hanging, big guy? Oh. [chuckles] 31 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:32,383 - [continues chuckling] - [sighs] 32 00:01:33,802 --> 00:01:36,012 Your return to Heaven has been requested. 33 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,515 Oh, the more things change. [chuckles] 34 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:41,851 You said this was the morning you would ascend. 35 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:45,188 - Did I? - Yet here you are, in bed, scantily clad. 36 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:48,191 Talk about things not changing? 37 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:51,444 [exhales] 38 00:01:52,153 --> 00:01:54,030 It's time, Lucy. 39 00:01:55,281 --> 00:01:58,618 Time for you to assume your place on Father's throne. 40 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:00,995 [Chloe] Amenadiel, what's the rush? 41 00:02:01,746 --> 00:02:03,665 Oh. What she said. 42 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:06,459 The world needs a God. 43 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:09,462 [Chloe] Yeah, but your dad was on Earth for, what, a few months, 44 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:10,588 and everything was fine. 45 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:13,466 Father may not have been in Heaven, but he was still God. 46 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:17,387 [Chloe] And Lucifer's been here for weeks. And look, is the universe collapsing? 47 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:19,139 Are frogs falling from the sky? 48 00:02:19,222 --> 00:02:21,474 No. Not that we know of. 49 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:23,893 And, if the universe were to fall apart, 50 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:26,604 don't you think you, of all angels, would know first? 51 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:30,066 I suppose you're right. 52 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:34,028 Still, what is he waiting for? 53 00:02:34,612 --> 00:02:38,408 Well, becoming God is a big job. Maybe he doesn't wanna go in half-cocked. 54 00:02:38,491 --> 00:02:40,577 I should definitely be full-cocked. 55 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:44,747 Chloe, it's a little too late to say he's not ready. 56 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:47,041 We just fought a war for him. 57 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:49,544 Well, technically, I did most of the fighting. 58 00:02:51,212 --> 00:02:52,255 Amenadiel. 59 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:55,675 Have a little faith in your brother. 60 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:57,635 He'll get there. 61 00:02:57,719 --> 00:02:58,887 He always does. 62 00:03:01,806 --> 00:03:02,974 Right, Lucifer? 63 00:03:05,059 --> 00:03:07,145 Oh, yes. Absolutely. 64 00:03:07,228 --> 00:03:10,106 Don't worry, I know just what I need to do. 65 00:03:11,774 --> 00:03:15,111 [exhales] I need you to tell me what to do. 66 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:18,448 You need me to tell you what to do to be God? 67 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:21,075 Exactly. Well, you helped me with my troubles being the Devil. 68 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:24,746 - Why should the reverse be any different? - Thought I wasn't your therapist anymore. 69 00:03:24,829 --> 00:03:27,707 [hesitates] And look at what's happened. 70 00:03:27,790 --> 00:03:31,169 The world has no God. Clearly I belong on this couch. 71 00:03:31,252 --> 00:03:33,713 Okay, so what is the problem? 72 00:03:33,796 --> 00:03:37,592 Well, I have seven billion problems and only love one. 73 00:03:37,675 --> 00:03:39,969 Mm-hmm. What? 74 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:41,930 Well, in order to be God, apparently, 75 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:44,766 I need to care about all the humans on the planet. 76 00:03:44,849 --> 00:03:46,059 An impossible feat, 77 00:03:46,142 --> 00:03:49,687 seeing as I find a large majority of the human race to be insufferable. 78 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:52,732 Then I was thinking, Doctor, you help people... 79 00:03:52,815 --> 00:03:55,068 I'd like to think I do, yes. 80 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:56,653 I've seen some of your patients. 81 00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:59,322 [chuckles] I mean, talk about mouth-breathers. 82 00:03:59,405 --> 00:04:02,909 So, how is it possible that you're able to care about all of them? 83 00:04:03,993 --> 00:04:06,204 Well, being a good therapist is about 84 00:04:06,287 --> 00:04:08,623 taking your own opinions out of the equation. 85 00:04:08,706 --> 00:04:10,500 - Hmm. - Listening without bias. 86 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:14,045 - Hmm. - Keeping personal feelings to yourself. 87 00:04:14,879 --> 00:04:17,006 - Oh, I think I understand. - Probably not. 88 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:19,259 You don't care about your patients at all. 89 00:04:19,342 --> 00:04:22,428 - That's definitely not what I was saying. - So what you're saying is, 90 00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:25,765 I need to be able to help people that I don't care about. 91 00:04:26,432 --> 00:04:30,270 If I prove I can do that, then I'll prove I can be God. 92 00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:33,064 Well, I suppose you've had worse ideas. 93 00:04:33,147 --> 00:04:34,524 Yes, thank you, Doctor. 94 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:36,316 You know, 95 00:04:37,193 --> 00:04:40,530 you really do have a very special way of helping me. 96 00:04:40,613 --> 00:04:43,366 - [Linda] Hmm. Hmm. - Amazing. [inhales] 97 00:04:46,577 --> 00:04:47,870 I suppose I do. 98 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:49,622 [rock music playing] 99 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:53,876 ♪ Hands out, head high ♪ 100 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:58,089 ♪ Prayers up to the sky ♪ 101 00:04:58,172 --> 00:05:02,343 ♪ All day, and all night ♪ 102 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:09,392 ♪ Might just make it out the light ♪ 103 00:05:09,475 --> 00:05:12,020 - Oh. Good morning. - Even better now. [chuckles] 104 00:05:13,229 --> 00:05:16,232 I mean, you know, because of you, not the dead body. 105 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:20,320 Oh. Thanks, it's, um, it's good to see you too. 106 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:26,701 Um, I just noticed they were showing Supercop here. I... I love that movie. 107 00:05:26,784 --> 00:05:28,870 - Oh, my gosh. So do I. - Really? 108 00:05:28,953 --> 00:05:32,123 Yeah. I mean, Jackie Chan is amazing, 109 00:05:32,206 --> 00:05:35,126 but personally, I love... 110 00:05:35,209 --> 00:05:38,004 - [both] Michelle Yeoh. - Yeah, she steals the whole thing. 111 00:05:38,087 --> 00:05:40,923 Right? She's such a badass. She just comes out of nowhere. 112 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:44,844 Remember that part where she takes chopsticks and uses them as weapons? 113 00:05:44,927 --> 00:05:47,447 She's like... [whooshes] Then Jackie Chan throws a bunch of 'em. 114 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:49,932 - And then he's like... - [both] "I scared 'em away!" 115 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:54,145 Yeah. It's funny, I actually, um, started taking karate lessons because of her. 116 00:05:54,228 --> 00:05:55,063 Really? 117 00:05:55,146 --> 00:05:58,775 I mean, I got a long way to go before I reach Michelle Yeoh level, but... 118 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:01,986 Oh, it's just so fun, you know, to learn all the moves. 119 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:03,279 And then you got kicks. 120 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,865 - Dah! Then you're like pow! - Oh, easy. Easy now! [laughs] 121 00:06:05,948 --> 00:06:07,033 Oh. [laughs] 122 00:06:07,116 --> 00:06:09,410 - It's okay. I got it. - [chuckles] Butterfingers. 123 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:11,371 - [Pete] Got you. It's all right. - [Ella] Oh. 124 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:13,539 - Thanks. Old butterfingers over here. - Yeah. 125 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:16,292 - Don't worry. I drop stuff all the time. - [chuckles] 126 00:06:18,169 --> 00:06:21,798 Um, you know, if they're showing this thing all week, we should... 127 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:23,049 - Murder! - What? 128 00:06:23,132 --> 00:06:25,968 I... I mean... I mean, a dead body. 129 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:27,637 Over there. 130 00:06:29,597 --> 00:06:30,597 Yeah. 131 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:33,100 Yeah. 132 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:35,645 So, uh... 133 00:06:35,728 --> 00:06:39,273 Victim is a John Doe, uh, no hits on prints, 134 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:42,652 no wallet, just a burner phone with one number on it. 135 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:43,945 [Carol] Okay. 136 00:06:44,028 --> 00:06:45,029 Any witnesses? 137 00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:47,323 Nope. Body was called in anonymously. 138 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:50,368 Oh. All right. Uh, I'll put a trace on the number. 139 00:06:50,451 --> 00:06:53,413 I'll grab whatever footage I can from CCTV cameras in the area. 140 00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:55,706 And what was the cause of death again? 141 00:06:55,790 --> 00:06:56,874 Well... 142 00:06:58,209 --> 00:07:00,044 must have been one angry woman. 143 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:02,463 Or Michelle Yeoh working on her moves. 144 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:05,299 Right, yeah. Good one! [chuckles] 145 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:06,801 - [Carol] Yeah. - [Ella] Oh. 146 00:07:06,884 --> 00:07:07,718 Oh, hey, Lucifer... 147 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:10,346 Out of my way, Miss Lopez, I care about you. 148 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:11,639 But you... 149 00:07:12,306 --> 00:07:14,475 I don't care about you at all. 150 00:07:15,059 --> 00:07:18,604 And that is why I'm going to help you. 151 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:22,483 [chuckles] 152 00:07:32,410 --> 00:07:34,579 [Lucifer] Personal barista at your service. 153 00:07:37,623 --> 00:07:38,749 Don't drink coffee. 154 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:41,502 Ooh, a man after my own heart. 155 00:07:42,336 --> 00:07:43,463 [sighs] 156 00:07:44,755 --> 00:07:47,300 Okay, okay. Um, look... 157 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:50,511 I appreciate what you're trying to do here, 158 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:52,472 whatever that is, 159 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:55,850 but like I told you at the crime scene, don't need your help. 160 00:07:55,933 --> 00:07:59,520 Well, unfortunately for both of us, I need you to need my help, so, 161 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:01,981 come on, let me be the answer to your prayers. 162 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:05,860 I promise you, I am all good. 163 00:08:05,943 --> 00:08:08,446 [sighs] I didn't wanna have to do this, but... 164 00:08:09,447 --> 00:08:10,865 one last time before I'm God. 165 00:08:10,948 --> 00:08:12,366 Tell me, Carol, 166 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:14,952 what is it you truly desire? 167 00:08:19,207 --> 00:08:21,959 Really, I'm all good. 168 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:24,337 Oh. Did not have you as the complex type. 169 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:26,255 But come on... [snaps fingers] 170 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,424 there must be something in there, huh? 171 00:08:30,843 --> 00:08:34,138 [exhales] I want someone I can spend the rest of my life with. 172 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:35,932 Someone who loves me for who I am. 173 00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:39,769 Somebody I can wake up next to in the morning and just totally connect with. 174 00:08:40,394 --> 00:08:43,189 Oh, I see. You want sex. 175 00:08:43,272 --> 00:08:44,482 No! What? No! 176 00:08:44,565 --> 00:08:46,234 Well, you are in luck, my friend, 177 00:08:46,317 --> 00:08:48,653 because you are looking at a literal sex god. 178 00:08:48,736 --> 00:08:52,156 - One determined to help you get laid. - [laughs] Yeah, no, I am pretty sure 179 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:54,367 I don't need your help to find the right person. 180 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:55,450 Hmm. 181 00:08:55,493 --> 00:08:57,370 Besides, if I've gone this long... 182 00:08:57,453 --> 00:09:00,414 Oh, I see. I mean, I get a bit squirrelly myself after a dry patch. 183 00:09:00,498 --> 00:09:01,749 How long's it been exactly? 184 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,835 I... I don't know, 14, maybe 15... 185 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:06,379 Days? Oh, that's awful. 186 00:09:07,421 --> 00:09:08,464 Months. 187 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:09,882 Fifteen months? 188 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:11,425 Shh! 189 00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:13,344 How can you even walk properly? 190 00:09:13,427 --> 00:09:16,847 Yeah, thank future me I'm here. We need to remedy this situation immediately. 191 00:09:16,931 --> 00:09:20,685 I do not understand what is happening right now, but I can tell you this, 192 00:09:20,768 --> 00:09:22,853 I don't need your help to have sex. 193 00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:25,773 Uh, I could just come back later. 194 00:09:25,856 --> 00:09:28,943 Um, no, Ella, we were just, uh, talk... 195 00:09:29,026 --> 00:09:30,152 - [growls] - [chuckles] 196 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:31,862 Uh, I'm sorry. What's up? 197 00:09:32,446 --> 00:09:36,826 Um, well, we got the CCTV footage back from the crime scene. 198 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:41,789 Uh, the actual murder took place out of frame, but we did get this. 199 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:47,420 - Huh. Is she carrying... - Bags. 200 00:09:47,503 --> 00:09:51,465 And the names on those bags are all brand names of shoes. 201 00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:53,134 Well, the running is very suspicious. 202 00:09:53,217 --> 00:09:56,137 Yeah, especially because the COD was a stiletto to the neck. 203 00:09:56,220 --> 00:09:57,263 Can we run the plates? 204 00:09:57,346 --> 00:09:59,098 Already done. Kate Jacobs. 205 00:09:59,181 --> 00:10:00,266 And guess what. 206 00:10:00,349 --> 00:10:03,769 Her phone number matches the one in the victim's burner. 207 00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:06,772 Okay. Looks like I got a date with the shoe lady. [claps] 208 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:09,025 [snaps fingers] Not a date. Uh, it is a... 209 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:11,861 It's... I have an interrogation with the shoe lady. 210 00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:14,280 Uh... [chuckles] 211 00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:15,615 - [gasps] - Not a date! 212 00:10:15,698 --> 00:10:17,199 - It's... [sighs] - [Lucifer chuckles] 213 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,827 A date with the shoe lady? Maybe she'll give you the horn. 214 00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:20,995 [chuckles] Shoe horn. 215 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:25,541 Thank you, Lucifer. So much. 216 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:30,838 Now, if you'll please excuse me, like I said, I do not need your help. 217 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:33,716 I need your help. [sighs] 218 00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:37,970 Oh, yeah. Come in. I'm going a little stir crazy, actually. 219 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:42,516 It's taking a while for Lucifer to start running the family business. 220 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:43,976 And it's fine. I trust him. 221 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:46,687 I'm just not used to having this much time on my hands. 222 00:10:47,688 --> 00:10:49,315 Anyhow, what's up? 223 00:10:49,398 --> 00:10:53,986 Uh, it's that guy. Carol. You know, Detective Corbett. 224 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:55,655 It's just, uh... 225 00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:58,824 It's just that, you know, well, he's nice. Okay? 226 00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:00,618 Maybe a little too nice. 227 00:11:00,701 --> 00:11:03,204 And suspiciously normal, 228 00:11:03,287 --> 00:11:06,123 and it's just... I mean, he's just too good to be true. 229 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:07,875 You like him. Aw. 230 00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:10,127 No, no, no "aw." 231 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:13,047 Okay, I mean, I love kung fu movies, okay? 232 00:11:13,130 --> 00:11:15,675 And apparently, he loves kung fu movies too, 233 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:18,260 but I mean, he's clearly lying to manipulate me, right? 234 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:21,555 I mean, what are the chances we both like the same thing? 235 00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:24,975 Um, well, you pretty much like everything, Ella, so pretty high. 236 00:11:25,893 --> 00:11:30,898 Okay, fine, but he's also just super cute and insanely polite, 237 00:11:30,981 --> 00:11:32,233 says all the right things, 238 00:11:32,316 --> 00:11:36,278 and he picked up my bag. 239 00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:37,821 Who does that? 240 00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:40,366 He reminds you of Pete, huh? 241 00:11:40,449 --> 00:11:41,450 [sighs] 242 00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:47,998 It's just really hard to trust someone after your last BF was an SK. 243 00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:50,626 Serial killer. 244 00:11:53,003 --> 00:11:56,090 Well... [clears throat] Carol isn't a serial killer. 245 00:11:56,173 --> 00:11:58,801 - And he was one of Dan's best friends. - Yeah! 246 00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:01,846 But you didn't know that Pete was a serial killer and neither did Dan. 247 00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:05,391 Right. Good point. Well, what would help? 248 00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:09,228 I don't know. Knowing every single thing about him. 249 00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:12,314 You're saying you wanna investigate? 250 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:13,566 What? 251 00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:17,486 You mean, like, stalk him on Facebook or see if he's on Instagram? 252 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:22,116 No, no. I'm thinking more along the lines of the, uh, precinct personnel files. 253 00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:23,534 Oh! 254 00:12:23,617 --> 00:12:26,537 I... I don't know about that. I mean, I... I just... 255 00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:28,330 Maybe I just overreacted. 256 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:31,375 No, no, no. It's good. It's good to do a little recon. 257 00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:33,627 You have to know what you're getting into. 258 00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:34,795 - Come on. - Right. 259 00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:44,096 I didn't kill him. 260 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:45,973 I sell designer accessories. 261 00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:47,808 He was my best client. 262 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:48,892 Okay. 263 00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:52,229 So if you didn't kill him, 264 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:54,607 why did you run from the scene of the crime? 265 00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:57,485 Well, we were supposed to be meeting up for a sale, 266 00:12:57,568 --> 00:13:00,321 but when I got there, I found him dead. 267 00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:02,406 I panicked. 268 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:04,700 I mean, I still called it in, though. 269 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:08,204 [Lucifer] What a stand-up citizen, wouldn't you agree, Detective Corbett? 270 00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:09,955 Who is that? 271 00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:12,082 That's nobody. 272 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,166 Please ignore him. 273 00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:18,214 So, if the victim was one of your best clients, 274 00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:21,634 why didn't you wait for the police to arrive? 275 00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:22,718 I mean, unless 276 00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:25,179 your goods are stolen. 277 00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:28,516 [exhales] I can neither confirm nor deny that. 278 00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:32,228 [Lucifer] What you cannot deny is the chemistry between you two. 279 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:35,064 [laughs] Seriously, who is that? 280 00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:37,191 [Lucifer] This is the voice of God. 281 00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:43,280 [clears throat] Lucifer, please get out of there. 282 00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:45,658 [Lucifer] I'm here for you, so as you wish. 283 00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:47,159 - [hangs up] - [Carol sighs] 284 00:13:48,577 --> 00:13:49,662 Okay, um... 285 00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:53,457 Lucifer, that was not an invitation for you to come in here. 286 00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:54,875 Leave, please. 287 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:57,920 Assertive yet polite. An attractive combo, wouldn't you say? 288 00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:59,505 I am so sorry about this. 289 00:13:59,588 --> 00:14:01,382 Also thoughtful and sensitive. 290 00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:04,343 It makes you wanna jump his bones, doesn't it? [chuckles] 291 00:14:04,426 --> 00:14:06,595 What is going on here? 292 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:09,473 I am here to facilitate a love connection. 293 00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,976 - I know you two have so much in common. - Shh! 294 00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:16,897 Kate, you are a criminal, and Carol here catches criminals. 295 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,232 So, see? Perfect. 296 00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:21,443 She is a person of interest in a murder investigation. 297 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,727 - So you're saying you're interested? - [Kate] No, whoa! 298 00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:26,866 - I'm not still in trouble, am I? - Well, that depends, Miss Jacobs. 299 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:29,201 Do you have any information that could be useful to us? 300 00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:31,620 Maybe the name of the victim, for starters. 301 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,248 I have his first name. Fred. 302 00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:37,877 I don't ask a lot of my clients, just that they pay in cash. 303 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,920 - Of course. [chuckles] - Of course. 304 00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:44,216 Uh, can you think of anything else? 305 00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:48,554 Oh, well, Fred was always buying this woman Fiona shoes. 306 00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,724 But lately I've been hearing about another woman. 307 00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:54,310 In fact, I actually heard them arguing on the phone. 308 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:56,520 And she sounded jealous. 309 00:14:56,604 --> 00:15:00,149 Hmm. Messy love triangle, speaks to a motive. 310 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,610 Uh, do you know the other woman's name, by any chance? 311 00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:03,736 Busty. 312 00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:07,406 It's a weird name, right? That's why I remember it. 313 00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:08,489 Wait. 314 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:13,078 I know a drag queen named Busty who performs at Hamburger Mary's. 315 00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:16,165 Busty Bazoongas. There can't be two of those. 316 00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:18,083 - [laughs] Pun intended. - [Carol] Okay. 317 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:22,087 Well, it fits with high-end accessories, and it is the only lead we have. 318 00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:26,508 Miss Jacobs, you are free to go, as long as your alibi checks out, of course. 319 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,011 - [Kate] Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 320 00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:31,764 See? 321 00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:33,140 You helped me, buddy. 322 00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:36,101 So, thank you and 323 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,186 goodbye! 324 00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:41,106 You are welcome. 325 00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,153 [sighs] 326 00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,159 Don't feel any different. 327 00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:55,249 Come on, Marty, just try my badge one more time. 328 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:58,082 Miss Decker, you are no longer a detective. 329 00:15:58,165 --> 00:16:00,626 And, Lopez, you don't have access. 330 00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:04,004 Sorry, ladies, rules are rules. 331 00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:07,549 - Marty, artisan doughnut truck's here. - Ooh! 332 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,387 [sighs] 333 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,142 [keys jangle] 334 00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:21,355 [sighs] Well, we tried. 335 00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,066 - You know, he's right. - Mm-hmm. 336 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,735 I mean, rules are rules, and... 337 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:30,864 they're there for a reason but, you know... 338 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:33,200 - maybe it's for the best. - [unlocks door] 339 00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:35,828 [Ella] Because, who knows? 340 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:37,955 Ella, look. 341 00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:39,331 The lock, it's just... 342 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,000 [clears throat] ...broken. 343 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,418 - [chuckles] - Well... 344 00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:43,335 Yeah. 345 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:46,839 - Oh. Oh, you're gonna just... - Come on. 346 00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:49,758 Uh... okay, yeah. 347 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:53,053 I... guess, um, if we're 348 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,097 quick. Oh, God. 349 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,433 ♪ I'm a ten out of ten ♪ 350 00:16:57,516 --> 00:17:00,602 ♪ That's why I'm so confident I'm a ten out of ten ♪ 351 00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:03,022 ♪ On every continent ♪ 352 00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:07,359 [dance music playing] 353 00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:11,655 Well, aren't you an all-American slice of pie! [chuckles] 354 00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:14,158 Table for one, hopefully? 355 00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:17,995 Unfortunately not. I am Detective Carol Corbett, LAPD. 356 00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:20,956 I'm actually here to ask a couple of questions. 357 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,834 Um, could you tell me where a Miss... 358 00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:27,671 Bazoongas, uh, would be? Busty. 359 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:31,133 Yeah, she's about to go on. She's just running a skosh behind. 360 00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:34,136 Poor thing. She barely had time to tuck. 361 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:38,891 [sighs] Our regular headliner didn't bother to show tonight. Frickin' Fiona. 362 00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:42,436 Hmm. So Fiona works here too? 363 00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:44,396 Mm-hmm. 364 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,148 Would you say that 365 00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:50,652 Fiona and Busty have a hostile relationship at all? 366 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,821 [laughs] Fiona Fierce! 367 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,157 She's literally hostile with everyone. 368 00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,993 Let me ask you something, though. 369 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:01,121 Why are all detectives called "dicks"? 370 00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,417 - Uh, you're a detective? - [Carol] Yes. 371 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,920 Hi. I'm the club's manager, Niles. Can I help you? 372 00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:10,923 - Great. Um, thank you. - [kisses] 373 00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:20,933 So sorry to bother you. I am investigating the murder of a man named Fred. 374 00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:21,850 What? 375 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,728 Fiona is dead? [scoffs] 376 00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:27,981 God, she was a bitch, but she was our bitch. 377 00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:30,609 Wait, Fiona is Fred's drag persona? 378 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:35,489 That means that Busty was actually fighting with Fred right before he died. 379 00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:37,574 Wait, wait, wait. You think Brian did this? 380 00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:38,575 Who's Brian? 381 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:41,120 Uh, Brian's drag persona is Busty. 382 00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:44,832 - The queen taking Fiona's spot. - Busty, got it. Okay. 383 00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:48,669 Excuse me, Detective, I have to go cue up the show. 384 00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:49,752 [Carol] Of course. 385 00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:55,384 [Busty] Hello, hello, hello. Are you ready for an amazing show? 386 00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:56,467 [audience cheering] 387 00:18:56,510 --> 00:19:00,806 [Busty] All righty, welcome, ladies and gentle ladies! 388 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:05,352 Oh, who am I kidding? I know you're all bitches and whores. Am I right? [laughs] 389 00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:08,856 Now, I want you to clap your hands louder than my cheeks 390 00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:13,235 while watching a Ryan Gosling movie during a thunderstorm, 391 00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:16,238 because we have a very special performance coming up, 392 00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:19,867 one this queen would kill for. 393 00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:23,704 [audience cheers, shouts] 394 00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:28,083 My dear friend joining me on stage puts the "ass" in "classy," 395 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,460 just the "tip" in "tipsy" 396 00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:35,090 and puts the "hot" in "ooh, hot!" 397 00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:38,468 And he loves a tramp. 398 00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:40,679 - [cheering] - [shouting] 399 00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:43,432 ♪ Tramp, tramp ♪ 400 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:47,728 ♪ Ooh, yeah! ♪ 401 00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:52,649 ♪ She gets too hungry For dinner at eight now ♪ 402 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:55,611 ♪ She hates the theater But she never comes late ♪ 403 00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:59,198 ♪ And Miss Thing never bothers With the people that she hates ♪ 404 00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:02,242 ♪ And that's why the lady is a tramp ♪ 405 00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:03,785 Lucifer Morningstar! 406 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:07,831 ♪ She gets massages She howls, and she moans ♪ 407 00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:11,293 ♪ Tells Slenderella Just to leave her alone ♪ 408 00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:13,128 ♪ She's not so hot ♪ 409 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,963 ♪ But her shape is her own ♪ 410 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:18,175 ♪ That's why, that's why The lady is a tramp now ♪ 411 00:20:18,258 --> 00:20:22,721 ♪ She loves the free Fresh wind in her hair ♪ 412 00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:24,139 ♪ Life without care ♪ 413 00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:26,892 - ♪ She's broke ♪ - ♪ And that's oke ♪ 414 00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:28,518 ♪ Hates California ♪ 415 00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:30,854 - ♪ So smoggy and damp ♪ - Ha-ha! 416 00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:33,398 ♪ That's why the lady is a tramp now ♪ 417 00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:38,320 ♪ She flew down to London And left me behind ♪ 418 00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:41,657 ♪ And I missed the crowning But I didn't mind ♪ 419 00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:44,868 ♪ She won't play Scarlett In Gone with the "Wind" ♪ 420 00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,036 ♪ It's gotta rhyme ♪ 421 00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:49,248 ♪ That's why the lady is a tramp now ♪ 422 00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:53,043 ♪ She likes to go rowing Down on Central Park lake ♪ 423 00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:57,047 ♪ She picks A prize fight that isn't a fake ♪ 424 00:20:57,130 --> 00:21:01,385 ♪ Why, she even goes to the opera And stays wide awake ♪ [chuckles] 425 00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:04,304 ♪ That's why the lady is a tramp now ♪ 426 00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:08,892 ♪ I like the green grass under my shoes ♪ 427 00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:11,019 ♪ Now what can I lose... lose ♪ 428 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,854 - ♪ She's flat ♪ - ♪ Oh, that's that ♪ 429 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:16,733 ♪ She's all alone when I lower my lamp ♪ 430 00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:18,652 ♪ That's why the lady ♪ 431 00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:20,654 ♪ That's why the lady ♪ 432 00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:27,703 ♪ That's why the lady is a tramp ♪ 433 00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:31,999 Lucifer Morningstar, ladies and gentlemen! 434 00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:32,916 Thank you! 435 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,085 You never know where he's gonna turn up. 436 00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,462 Ooh. [chuckles] 437 00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:38,964 Ooh and ooh! 438 00:21:39,047 --> 00:21:40,257 [sighs] 439 00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:52,185 Whoa. 440 00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:54,271 It says here Carol was in vice. 441 00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:56,648 Wow. Infiltrated a city-wide meth ring? 442 00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:58,817 Takes a special kind of person to pull that off. 443 00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:01,737 Yeah. Yeah, a liar person. 444 00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:04,072 - Shh. Trixie's sleeping. - [huffs] 445 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,992 But I mean, isn't that what undercover cops do? 446 00:22:07,075 --> 00:22:09,244 Run around, pretending to be something they're not? 447 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:13,582 - And... and he did it for three years. - Mm. Two years. 448 00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:17,669 Looks like he took, uh, a year off after vice. 449 00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:19,545 Wait a second. 450 00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:23,675 You're saying that after he was a professional liar, he just vanished? 451 00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:27,304 Chloe, that's even worse. Who knows what he was doing? 452 00:22:27,387 --> 00:22:30,349 Well, working undercover can be extremely stressful. 453 00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:32,768 He probably just took some time off to decompress. 454 00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:34,770 - Cops do it all the time. - [sighs] 455 00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:38,315 Ella, I hate to say it, I just don't think there's anything left to investigate here. 456 00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:41,317 [sighs] 457 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,947 Yeah. Yeah, you're probably right. 458 00:22:49,826 --> 00:22:51,536 [Busty] Well, did you find the killer? 459 00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:55,290 It seems that you are the main suspect at the moment. 460 00:22:57,084 --> 00:22:58,377 Say what now? 461 00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:01,671 Look, in Busty's defense, I did hear Fiona was a bit of a bitch. 462 00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:05,842 Yeah, Fiona was a raging ball of a bitch, but she became my mentor. 463 00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:09,346 I've always been something of a comedy queen. 464 00:23:09,429 --> 00:23:11,223 And lately I've been working on 465 00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:14,017 serving more fish. 466 00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:17,187 - Hmm? - Upping her beauty game. 467 00:23:17,270 --> 00:23:18,480 Oh. 468 00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:21,233 Nobody does Glamazon like Fiona Fierce. 469 00:23:21,316 --> 00:23:22,567 [chuckles] 470 00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:25,237 She was helping me revamp my entire drag persona. 471 00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:31,243 She even gave me this... this really cute pair of heels. 472 00:23:31,326 --> 00:23:32,369 Oh. 473 00:23:32,869 --> 00:23:34,287 From Kate? 474 00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:35,288 Yeah. 475 00:23:35,372 --> 00:23:39,501 Kate told us that she heard you and Fiona arguing on the phone. 476 00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:41,586 Oh, we argued like trailer trash 477 00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:45,048 in a Walmart parking lot on Black Friday. [laughs] 478 00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:46,425 And for good reason. 479 00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:52,931 [sighs] Everybody sees drag as this pinnacle of self-discovery, 480 00:23:53,014 --> 00:23:56,309 that once you've found this world, this life, that's it. 481 00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:57,769 You're supposed to be this 482 00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:02,107 fierce idol that's got it all figured out. Godlike. 483 00:24:02,816 --> 00:24:03,900 Almost. 484 00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:07,404 Owning oneself down to the last manicured nail. 485 00:24:08,655 --> 00:24:11,450 But confidence is a work in progress. I mean, 486 00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:13,994 when is anyone's chicken ever fully cooked? 487 00:24:14,661 --> 00:24:15,745 You know what I mean? 488 00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:17,329 Yes. 489 00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:19,082 Drag saved me. 490 00:24:19,916 --> 00:24:22,878 This makeup, this jewelry, this is my armor. 491 00:24:23,503 --> 00:24:25,088 And Fiona helped me see that 492 00:24:25,672 --> 00:24:30,093 even though the paint can give strength, it still has to come from within. 493 00:24:30,844 --> 00:24:34,264 I think I was holding part of myself back 'cause I was afraid that... 494 00:24:35,098 --> 00:24:37,976 well, that if I put too much effort into being... 495 00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:40,937 it sounds stupid, a pretty queen... 496 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:45,942 that people would laugh at me, and not in a good way. 497 00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:49,905 But if we're gonna change the world, and, hunty, 498 00:24:51,281 --> 00:24:52,115 we are... 499 00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:53,033 [Lucifer exhales] 500 00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:56,578 ...queens like me gotta work on facing all of our fears, 501 00:24:57,412 --> 00:24:58,747 and knowing we're enough. 502 00:25:00,248 --> 00:25:02,709 If you don't mind me asking, uh, 503 00:25:02,792 --> 00:25:06,129 what exactly were you and Fiona arguing about? 504 00:25:06,213 --> 00:25:08,006 Fiona was pushing me. 505 00:25:08,089 --> 00:25:09,716 I didn't always wanna hear it. 506 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:12,344 But I knew what she was saying. 507 00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:14,303 Yes. 508 00:25:15,764 --> 00:25:19,476 I am Busty Bazoongas. [chuckles] 509 00:25:22,562 --> 00:25:26,316 But until I can look within and own that, 510 00:25:27,651 --> 00:25:28,818 I will never be... 511 00:25:28,902 --> 00:25:31,321 Who you're truly meant to be. 512 00:25:31,404 --> 00:25:32,404 Yeah. 513 00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:36,826 And we truly wanna find the killer. 514 00:25:37,410 --> 00:25:39,704 Good luck on that one. [chuckles] 515 00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:41,790 As I said, Fiona's list of enemies 516 00:25:41,873 --> 00:25:45,710 was as long as my luxurious wig. [chuckles] 517 00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:49,005 Okay, well, at least I have the full legal name now. 518 00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:51,341 I can get into financials and emails... 519 00:25:51,424 --> 00:25:54,135 Well, maybe you and Busty can do that together. 520 00:25:54,719 --> 00:25:56,137 Over a candlelit dinner. 521 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,474 [exhales] Oh! Okay, I'm flattered. 522 00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:02,394 - And you... you are adorable. - [chuckles] 523 00:26:02,477 --> 00:26:06,398 But I'm afraid this queen's long-term beau would object. 524 00:26:06,481 --> 00:26:07,481 [chuckles] Right. 525 00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:09,484 [Busty chuckles] Yeah. 526 00:26:10,860 --> 00:26:13,655 Oh, look, don't give up hope quite yet. 527 00:26:13,738 --> 00:26:16,533 Maybe the hostess is single. She seemed taken with you. 528 00:26:17,117 --> 00:26:19,953 Sure, and she's great, but not what I'm looking for. 529 00:26:20,036 --> 00:26:22,914 Okay, well, just because I don't care about you doesn't mean 530 00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:25,667 you can't care about somebody, so what are you looking for? 531 00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:29,754 [sighs] I don't know. Uh, somebody with a great heart, 532 00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:32,757 who's kind and smart and gives great hugs 533 00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:35,135 - and has amazing T-shirts... - Wait, h-hang on. 534 00:26:35,218 --> 00:26:37,929 - What? - You're describing Miss Lopez. 535 00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:39,431 [scoffs] No, I'm not. 536 00:26:39,514 --> 00:26:40,514 [chuckles] 537 00:26:40,932 --> 00:26:43,476 Okay, fine, I am, but don't say anything. 538 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:46,688 Okay, because pretty sure she doesn't think of me like that. 539 00:26:46,771 --> 00:26:48,898 Of course she doesn't. You're monochromatic, 540 00:26:48,982 --> 00:26:51,401 and I'm not just talking about your clothes. 541 00:26:51,484 --> 00:26:55,238 But I have good news for you. I happen to know Miss Lopez very well, 542 00:26:55,322 --> 00:26:57,991 which means I'm ideally qualified to help you transform 543 00:26:58,074 --> 00:27:00,452 into the kind of man she would be interested in. 544 00:27:00,535 --> 00:27:02,662 - Mm-hmm. - Let me be your Fiona. 545 00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:04,330 Great. 546 00:27:05,206 --> 00:27:06,791 Wait, no! What? 547 00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:11,171 - [rock music playing] - ♪ Pull me under ♪ 548 00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:21,973 Um, excuse me. 549 00:27:24,809 --> 00:27:25,809 You're excused. 550 00:27:26,603 --> 00:27:27,437 [nurse] Hey! 551 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:30,148 Who are you? Did you escape from your room? 552 00:27:30,940 --> 00:27:32,400 [scoffs] Chill, Ratched. 553 00:27:33,026 --> 00:27:34,611 I'm not a damned soul. 554 00:27:34,694 --> 00:27:36,780 Oh, well, you're not a demon. 555 00:27:37,864 --> 00:27:40,241 Ding, ding. You are correct. 556 00:27:40,325 --> 00:27:43,495 Look, I was just on a break and I kind of have to get back, 557 00:27:43,578 --> 00:27:47,290 but whoever you are, you're really not supposed to be here. 558 00:27:47,874 --> 00:27:49,250 [chuckles] 559 00:27:50,418 --> 00:27:51,628 Seriously! 560 00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:55,131 You are really not supposed to be here. 561 00:28:00,428 --> 00:28:01,805 You're an angel? 562 00:28:02,472 --> 00:28:04,933 I don't understand. Who are you? 563 00:28:05,892 --> 00:28:07,435 What are you doing here? 564 00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:12,440 Came to see him. 565 00:28:16,736 --> 00:28:17,821 Michael! 566 00:28:17,904 --> 00:28:19,447 Oh, uh, um... 567 00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:23,034 Sorry. Nobody's allowed to talk to the prisoner. 568 00:28:23,118 --> 00:28:24,703 Something I can help you with? 569 00:28:24,786 --> 00:28:28,289 Sure, wanna help me destroy Lucifer Morningstar? 570 00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:37,590 - Yeah, I didn't think so. - Wait, wait! 571 00:28:38,174 --> 00:28:39,801 You don't want Michael's help. 572 00:28:39,884 --> 00:28:41,594 He failed. Badly. 573 00:28:41,678 --> 00:28:44,931 Epically is more like it. And that's why I wanna talk to him. 574 00:28:45,014 --> 00:28:48,143 I need to know what he did wrong, so I don't make the same mistakes. 575 00:28:48,226 --> 00:28:50,478 Oh, simple. He overthought everything. 576 00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:54,274 His plan was way too complex. He shoulda just walked right up to Lucifer 577 00:28:54,357 --> 00:28:56,359 and shot him like that stupid human did. 578 00:28:56,443 --> 00:28:59,946 That guy actually got closer to destroying Lucifer than anyone else. 579 00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:03,366 What stupid human? 580 00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:10,749 - [dance music playing] - [chattering] 581 00:29:28,099 --> 00:29:29,099 Carol? 582 00:29:30,852 --> 00:29:31,852 Whassup? 583 00:29:34,230 --> 00:29:37,942 Um, have you seen Lucifer anywhere? He wanted me to meet him here. 584 00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:40,820 Maybe I have, maybe I haven't. I mean, I haven't, though. 585 00:29:40,904 --> 00:29:42,906 - Oh. - Um... 586 00:29:45,116 --> 00:29:46,826 Do you wanna maybe take those off? 587 00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:51,080 No, I do all my best work in the dark. Not in a creepy way, but, you know, in a... 588 00:29:52,749 --> 00:29:54,334 bad boy kind of way. 589 00:29:54,918 --> 00:29:57,170 Cause I'm a bad boy. [slurps] 590 00:29:57,754 --> 00:29:58,754 Are you undercover? 591 00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:01,549 No. This is just how I roll, after-hours style. 592 00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:03,009 You know what I'm saying? 593 00:30:03,510 --> 00:30:06,596 This is all me. 594 00:30:06,679 --> 00:30:10,141 I mean, not... it's not really me, but I mean, it is me. 595 00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:12,227 - I mean, it's me, me... - Are you high? 596 00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:15,980 No, no, okay, you know what? Um, okay. 597 00:30:16,064 --> 00:30:17,357 This was a huge mistake. 598 00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:20,151 - You know what? That we can agree on. - Okay. 599 00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:23,738 Okay, but just because we agree, doesn't mean we're good for each other. 600 00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:24,948 Wait. Hold on. What? 601 00:30:25,031 --> 00:30:28,034 - I... I gotta go! - Do you think... wait, Ella! 602 00:30:32,789 --> 00:30:34,791 Oh, leaving so soon? 603 00:30:34,874 --> 00:30:36,835 I just had the weirdest... 604 00:30:37,585 --> 00:30:39,504 Never mind. Where were you? 605 00:30:39,587 --> 00:30:42,799 Well, I saw you two lovebirds, and I didn't wanna interrupt, 606 00:30:42,882 --> 00:30:45,677 'cause I know how much you love a bad boy. 607 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:48,221 What? No, no. I do not love bad boys, okay? 608 00:30:48,304 --> 00:30:51,683 Because bad boys are, well, bad. I actually hate them. 609 00:30:51,766 --> 00:30:55,854 Oh, well, I wish you would've informed me of this personal growth. Duly noted. 610 00:30:56,437 --> 00:30:59,190 Wait a second. This was all your doing, wasn't it? 611 00:30:59,274 --> 00:31:00,441 Yes, it was. 612 00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:03,361 So apart from his name, please don't be upset with Carol. 613 00:31:03,444 --> 00:31:06,698 Just tell me what you're looking for now and I'll make the necessary adjustments. 614 00:31:06,781 --> 00:31:08,992 [sighs] I don't even know. 615 00:31:09,075 --> 00:31:12,036 I mean, I thought I liked Carol the way he was, 616 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:16,541 but I don't even know who that is. I mean, he clearly knows how to lie. 617 00:31:16,624 --> 00:31:19,544 Like I said, that was my doing, and technically, it's not a lie. 618 00:31:19,627 --> 00:31:21,880 But he was willing to go along with it, Lucifer. 619 00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:23,339 Willing to manipulate me 620 00:31:23,423 --> 00:31:26,759 and the point is I don't know if I can trust him. 621 00:31:26,843 --> 00:31:29,262 I mean, if he can lie about being a bad boy, 622 00:31:29,345 --> 00:31:32,307 then maybe he is lying about "liking" kung fu movies. 623 00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:36,644 And next thing you know, he's got a secret room full of murder flowers. 624 00:31:37,437 --> 00:31:40,315 Oh, right. I see. 625 00:31:40,398 --> 00:31:42,817 You're suffering from Pete-TSD. 626 00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:44,485 [sighs] I just... 627 00:31:45,403 --> 00:31:50,742 I mean, it figures too, with everything feeling so strange, like God's gone. I... 628 00:31:51,993 --> 00:31:55,413 I've been pretending like he's still up there, 629 00:31:55,496 --> 00:31:59,834 but I'm gonna need the real deal for this Carol situation, and... 630 00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:04,422 I've been trying really hard, but... 631 00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:07,508 I just can't feel him. 632 00:32:08,635 --> 00:32:12,388 Well, I'm sure that somebody somewhere is trying to remedy that. 633 00:32:13,556 --> 00:32:17,769 Unfortunately for you, you're not the person he needs to help right now. 634 00:32:20,521 --> 00:32:24,233 Unless, if me helping you prove 635 00:32:24,317 --> 00:32:28,279 that Carol isn't a lying, cheating serial killer can actually help him. 636 00:32:28,363 --> 00:32:29,822 Conundrum averted. 637 00:32:31,824 --> 00:32:34,661 Miss Lopez, I'll do it. 638 00:32:34,744 --> 00:32:35,870 Do what? 639 00:32:38,414 --> 00:32:39,582 - [clicks] - [Lucifer] Oh. 640 00:32:39,666 --> 00:32:40,666 [chuckles] 641 00:32:41,751 --> 00:32:44,837 I always forget what an excellent pick-lock you are, Miss Lopez. 642 00:32:44,921 --> 00:32:47,173 [groans] Let's just do what we came here to do 643 00:32:47,256 --> 00:32:50,176 before I change my mind and Carol comes home from work. 644 00:32:50,259 --> 00:32:51,259 Hmm. 645 00:32:51,678 --> 00:32:53,096 [sighs] 646 00:32:54,597 --> 00:32:55,682 Ooh. 647 00:32:56,516 --> 00:32:59,352 Posh, if bland, furniture. 648 00:33:01,312 --> 00:33:03,940 Photograph of his mom. [chuckles] 649 00:33:04,023 --> 00:33:06,150 Oh, kung fu posters everywhere, see? 650 00:33:06,943 --> 00:33:10,029 He's clearly what he presents to be, a poster boy for beige. 651 00:33:10,113 --> 00:33:12,991 And since that's what you're going for these days, you win! 652 00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:14,575 And so do I. Come on. 653 00:33:14,659 --> 00:33:18,162 I can't leave until I see what's in his closet. [inhales] 654 00:33:19,539 --> 00:33:22,375 [groans] Will the helping never end? 655 00:33:25,795 --> 00:33:27,922 Come on, what are you waiting for? Open it. 656 00:33:29,048 --> 00:33:30,675 Right. Yeah. [clears throat] 657 00:33:30,758 --> 00:33:32,468 [pants] 658 00:33:33,302 --> 00:33:34,512 [blows] 659 00:33:34,595 --> 00:33:37,598 [gasping] 660 00:33:37,682 --> 00:33:40,268 Oh! Okay. 661 00:33:41,185 --> 00:33:43,604 [knocking] 662 00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:47,525 Okay. No secret room. [gasps] 663 00:33:47,608 --> 00:33:49,986 No murder flowers. 664 00:33:50,611 --> 00:33:52,155 [sighs] Ah! 665 00:33:52,238 --> 00:33:53,281 Nothing scary. 666 00:33:53,364 --> 00:33:54,657 Well, speak for yourself. 667 00:33:54,741 --> 00:33:58,911 Personally, I am terrified at the amount of khakis he owns. 668 00:33:58,995 --> 00:34:00,413 Goodness me. 669 00:34:00,496 --> 00:34:01,956 Wait a second. [pants] 670 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,875 There's still that missing year. 671 00:34:03,958 --> 00:34:05,710 What was he doing that whole time? 672 00:34:05,793 --> 00:34:09,422 Miss Lopez, Carol is not Pete. 673 00:34:10,339 --> 00:34:13,843 Maybe you'll just have to accept that this one is just a good guy. 674 00:34:14,969 --> 00:34:16,554 And that you deserve that. 675 00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:19,807 [exhales] You're right. 676 00:34:20,475 --> 00:34:23,436 You're right. I... I've been doing the work on me, 677 00:34:23,519 --> 00:34:26,522 and I've accepted my darkness. 678 00:34:26,606 --> 00:34:30,151 - And I still love myself, damn it. - [chuckles] 679 00:34:30,234 --> 00:34:32,236 And Carol is the result. 680 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:35,865 A perfectly normal, super-sweet guy. 681 00:34:35,948 --> 00:34:38,159 Excellent. Now go forth and bed your man. 682 00:34:38,242 --> 00:34:40,161 - That's not what I'm... - No need to thank me. 683 00:34:40,244 --> 00:34:42,330 - All in a God's day's work. - We should get out. 684 00:34:42,413 --> 00:34:44,957 Actually, no, I think I might send for a maid service 685 00:34:45,041 --> 00:34:48,252 to enhance your bedding experience before you get... 686 00:34:49,295 --> 00:34:50,546 down and dirty. 687 00:34:51,172 --> 00:34:53,049 What the hell is that? 688 00:34:53,132 --> 00:34:57,804 It appears to be a locked human-sized trunk at the foot of his bed. 689 00:35:02,183 --> 00:35:04,018 - [rock music playing] - [vocalizing] 690 00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:07,605 ♪ Now when you walk on air Make fire breathe, ooh... ♪ 691 00:35:08,731 --> 00:35:10,817 You wanna go on a bounty with me? 692 00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:12,235 Yeah, I think it'd be fun. 693 00:35:12,318 --> 00:35:15,905 My schedule is wide open. Oh, Lucifer told me you're not going down to Hell. 694 00:35:15,988 --> 00:35:18,032 Oh! Congratulations on the engagement. 695 00:35:19,033 --> 00:35:20,451 - Thanks. - [Chloe] Yeah. 696 00:35:20,535 --> 00:35:23,830 So I figured you were probably busy planning the wedding, so maybe I can help. 697 00:35:23,913 --> 00:35:24,956 [chuckles] 698 00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:27,458 Something's off with you. 699 00:35:28,042 --> 00:35:31,295 What? No, no. No, I'm just bored. Really. 700 00:35:31,879 --> 00:35:35,424 Okay. Well, I don't have any bounties right now, 701 00:35:35,508 --> 00:35:37,343 but if anything come up, I'll let you know. 702 00:35:37,426 --> 00:35:39,720 Hold on! So... [exhales] 703 00:35:39,804 --> 00:35:41,806 ...if I'm gonna be helping you out, 704 00:35:41,889 --> 00:35:44,725 maybe you can help me out with, um... 705 00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:46,769 [clears throat] ...some sparring lessons? 706 00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:49,188 Sparring lessons. 707 00:35:49,272 --> 00:35:51,149 - Mm-hmm. - [chuckles, inhales] 708 00:35:51,232 --> 00:35:54,110 No offense, Decker, but I'd snap you like a twig. 709 00:35:55,736 --> 00:35:59,991 - [grunts, exhales] - ["Conquer" by Danger Twins playing] 710 00:36:01,617 --> 00:36:02,994 What the hell was that? 711 00:36:05,746 --> 00:36:09,917 I said I wanna spar, bitch. 712 00:36:10,543 --> 00:36:13,504 Bitch. [chuckles] 713 00:36:13,588 --> 00:36:14,589 Okay. 714 00:36:15,298 --> 00:36:16,298 Okay. 715 00:36:17,508 --> 00:36:20,219 Don't say I didn't warn you, bitch. 716 00:36:20,303 --> 00:36:21,679 ♪ I was born to win... ♪ 717 00:36:21,762 --> 00:36:24,557 [grunting] 718 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,517 ♪ Gonna be the champion... ♪ 719 00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:29,187 - Come on. - [shouts] 720 00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:30,855 ♪ So let the games begin... ♪ 721 00:36:30,938 --> 00:36:35,067 [grunting] 722 00:36:35,151 --> 00:36:36,652 ♪ I came to conquer ♪ 723 00:36:36,736 --> 00:36:38,821 ♪ Whoa-oh! Let's roll! ♪ 724 00:36:39,405 --> 00:36:41,490 ♪ Up, up and away we go... ♪ 725 00:36:41,574 --> 00:36:44,869 - [grunting] - [shouting] 726 00:36:46,621 --> 00:36:48,623 ♪ Whoa-oh! Let's roll... ♪ 727 00:36:48,706 --> 00:36:49,749 We done? 728 00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:52,335 [stamps foot] 729 00:36:52,418 --> 00:36:53,418 [exhales] 730 00:36:54,545 --> 00:36:58,007 ♪ 'Cause I came to conquer Yeah, yeah, yeah! ♪ 731 00:36:58,090 --> 00:36:59,091 [shouts] 732 00:36:59,675 --> 00:37:02,762 People lock things up all the time. It doesn't make it nefarious. 733 00:37:02,845 --> 00:37:05,640 Perhaps he's just housing his nicest pair of chinos. 734 00:37:05,723 --> 00:37:07,558 Yeah, yeah, or a dead body! 735 00:37:07,642 --> 00:37:09,435 Don't be ridiculous, we'd smell it. 736 00:37:09,518 --> 00:37:13,397 Okay. Maybe something's wrong with Carol. M-maybe something is wrong with me, 737 00:37:13,481 --> 00:37:15,650 but I have to know what's in there, Lucifer. 738 00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:17,818 - Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. - [gasps] 739 00:37:17,902 --> 00:37:20,363 - I... - What? I... I can't pick that lock. 740 00:37:21,155 --> 00:37:23,199 I've got bolt cutters in my car. 741 00:37:23,282 --> 00:37:24,909 - Miss Lopez! - [metal clangs] 742 00:37:24,992 --> 00:37:27,328 Oh, would you look at that? 743 00:37:27,411 --> 00:37:28,496 Lock's broken. 744 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,374 - Two broken locks in two days. - Hmm. 745 00:37:31,457 --> 00:37:32,959 - Weird. - Hmm. 746 00:37:33,751 --> 00:37:36,337 Okay. Open it. 747 00:37:40,049 --> 00:37:41,049 Alcohol? 748 00:37:45,179 --> 00:37:49,475 [Lucifer] Well, it is a fairly good bottle of Scotch, but this seems like overkill. 749 00:37:50,851 --> 00:37:52,478 "One day at a time." 750 00:37:55,856 --> 00:37:57,817 Carol's a recovering alcoholic. 751 00:37:57,900 --> 00:38:00,278 [chuckles] Well, that is fantastic news! 752 00:38:00,861 --> 00:38:02,822 I mean, well, no murder flowers, right? 753 00:38:02,905 --> 00:38:04,240 We shouldn't be here. 754 00:38:04,323 --> 00:38:06,033 - [cell phone ringing] - Uh. 755 00:38:07,034 --> 00:38:09,036 Oh, my gosh, it's Carol. What do we do? 756 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,372 Well, I believe it's customary to answer it. 757 00:38:11,455 --> 00:38:13,249 - Right. Yeah. - [laughs] 758 00:38:13,332 --> 00:38:15,209 Hey, Carol, what you doing? 759 00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:17,837 You're not, uh, headed home, are you? 760 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:21,382 [Carol] Uh, no, I'm actually at Fred's apartment. 761 00:38:21,465 --> 00:38:23,634 Oh! Yes, that's great. Uh-huh. 762 00:38:23,718 --> 00:38:26,846 I looked through his records, and I couldn't find anything, 763 00:38:26,929 --> 00:38:30,182 so I figured I'd stop by here and see if I could find something, 764 00:38:30,266 --> 00:38:31,517 and I think that I did. 765 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,311 Right. Uh... 766 00:38:33,394 --> 00:38:36,314 Somebody broke in, and they rifled through Fred's computer, 767 00:38:36,397 --> 00:38:40,026 which is currently open to a calendar event for his meeting with Kate. 768 00:38:40,109 --> 00:38:41,402 Oh, uh, gotcha. 769 00:38:41,485 --> 00:38:45,489 Oh, so you're saying that, um, that someone went there looking for Fred, 770 00:38:45,573 --> 00:38:47,116 and they didn't find him, 771 00:38:47,199 --> 00:38:49,994 but they found the address on his computer, 772 00:38:50,077 --> 00:38:52,330 and they went to confront Fred there? 773 00:38:52,413 --> 00:38:55,875 Exactly. So I was hoping you could come over and dust for prints 774 00:38:55,958 --> 00:38:59,962 because I am guessing whoever broke in here is probably our killer. 775 00:39:00,046 --> 00:39:02,757 Oh. I mean, fingerprints? Oh, right. 776 00:39:03,382 --> 00:39:06,802 I can totally do that, 'cause it's not like I'm doing anything important. 777 00:39:06,886 --> 00:39:08,721 You know, I'm just hanging out by myself. 778 00:39:08,804 --> 00:39:12,600 Okay, great. Um, I am at 602 Maplehurst. 779 00:39:12,683 --> 00:39:15,061 Oh, wow, that's right around the corner. 780 00:39:15,144 --> 00:39:16,645 Really? [chuckles] 781 00:39:16,729 --> 00:39:20,983 That's funny. I live close by here too. I guess we're neighbors. [chuckles] 782 00:39:21,067 --> 00:39:22,943 Wow, what a coincidence! 783 00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:24,111 Uh, see you soon. 784 00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:26,696 [sighs] 785 00:39:27,573 --> 00:39:29,909 - [exhales] - Yeah, okay, um, uh... [chuckles] 786 00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:33,162 Bye. [exhales] 787 00:39:36,791 --> 00:39:38,209 [shuddering] 788 00:39:43,297 --> 00:39:45,466 So much for wiping my tracks. 789 00:39:45,549 --> 00:39:46,717 Now you've seen me. 790 00:39:47,426 --> 00:39:48,260 Okay. 791 00:39:48,344 --> 00:39:51,472 - Niles, it's Niles, right? Why don't... - [gasps] 792 00:39:51,555 --> 00:39:55,393 Why don't you just put the knife down, Niles, and then we can have a talk, okay? 793 00:39:55,476 --> 00:39:56,560 Unh-unh. [sniffles] 794 00:39:56,644 --> 00:39:59,271 I'm getting out of here, and I don't wanna hurt you, 795 00:39:59,355 --> 00:40:02,233 but I will if I have to, so just... 796 00:40:02,316 --> 00:40:03,776 [exhales] Let me think. Um... 797 00:40:03,859 --> 00:40:05,653 Okay. Go ahead, think. 798 00:40:06,529 --> 00:40:08,781 - Handcuff yourself to that table. - [scoffs] 799 00:40:08,864 --> 00:40:10,282 - Niles. - Do it! 800 00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:15,412 Okay. 801 00:40:16,205 --> 00:40:17,205 You got it. 802 00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:20,083 Okay? 803 00:40:20,584 --> 00:40:21,919 Just give me a second. 804 00:40:24,213 --> 00:40:25,589 [handcuffs clicking] 805 00:40:28,968 --> 00:40:29,968 - We good? - [huffs] 806 00:40:31,804 --> 00:40:34,974 [sobs] This was all an accident. You know? 807 00:40:35,057 --> 00:40:36,475 [shudders] 808 00:40:36,559 --> 00:40:39,019 I just wanted to talk to Fred, 809 00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:43,107 but things escalated, got physical, and we fell. 810 00:40:43,691 --> 00:40:47,153 It wasn't until I got up that I even saw the heel in his neck. 811 00:40:49,738 --> 00:40:52,116 You said you wanted to talk to him. 812 00:40:52,199 --> 00:40:55,244 What did you wanna talk to him about, Niles? 813 00:40:55,327 --> 00:40:57,663 He was sleeping with my boyfriend! 814 00:40:59,415 --> 00:41:02,501 I saw the shoes Fred sent him. 815 00:41:02,585 --> 00:41:05,254 The little love note he put in the box. 816 00:41:05,337 --> 00:41:09,633 "So you can see yourself the way I see you. Truly beautiful." 817 00:41:09,717 --> 00:41:11,760 - [Lucifer] This one. Pretty... - [Ella] Hey. 818 00:41:12,261 --> 00:41:13,262 Carol? 819 00:41:13,345 --> 00:41:15,473 We're okay. We're good. We're good. 820 00:41:16,223 --> 00:41:18,017 - Right, Niles? - [sobbing] 821 00:41:18,100 --> 00:41:19,100 Niles. 822 00:41:20,019 --> 00:41:21,019 Your boyfriend... 823 00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:23,898 It's Brian, isn't it? 824 00:41:23,981 --> 00:41:26,525 - [continues sobbing] - [Lucifer] Busty. 825 00:41:26,609 --> 00:41:29,153 I love him so much. [sobs] 826 00:41:29,236 --> 00:41:33,365 But he started acting strange. You know, secretive. 827 00:41:33,449 --> 00:41:37,369 So when the shoes arrived, it all clicked. Fred was having an affair with him! 828 00:41:37,453 --> 00:41:41,040 Fred was helping Brian be a better Busty. They weren't having an affair. 829 00:41:41,123 --> 00:41:42,875 Yes, they were! 830 00:41:44,168 --> 00:41:45,794 It's happened to me before. 831 00:41:46,545 --> 00:41:48,172 With my ex. 832 00:41:48,756 --> 00:41:50,549 He cheated on me too. 833 00:41:51,300 --> 00:41:53,344 [blubbers, exhales] Lied. 834 00:41:53,427 --> 00:41:55,012 Hid things from me. 835 00:41:55,095 --> 00:41:57,598 No, no, Brian was doing all the same things! 836 00:41:57,681 --> 00:42:00,976 Your ex fooled you, but you weren't gonna miss it again. Right? 837 00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:02,300 Just because somebody hurts you 838 00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:04,522 doesn't mean the next person's gonna do the same thing. 839 00:42:05,105 --> 00:42:06,857 [Niles] No. No, no, no, no, no. 840 00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:09,818 He... he was cheating. I... 841 00:42:11,153 --> 00:42:12,530 - I know it. - [whispers] Supercop. 842 00:42:15,741 --> 00:42:18,702 [grunting] 843 00:42:22,122 --> 00:42:23,541 [grunting] 844 00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:28,546 Well done, Miss Lopez. And... 845 00:42:28,629 --> 00:42:32,132 - [Niles coughs] - [grunts] 846 00:42:32,216 --> 00:42:34,718 - [handcuffs click] - [sobbing] 847 00:42:34,802 --> 00:42:36,929 [panting] 848 00:42:37,012 --> 00:42:39,098 - [Carol] Come on. - [grunts] 849 00:42:41,016 --> 00:42:42,059 [Carol sighs] 850 00:42:50,484 --> 00:42:51,485 [Chloe grunts] 851 00:42:55,906 --> 00:42:58,409 [panting] 852 00:43:03,038 --> 00:43:04,790 [Chloe chuckles, sighs] 853 00:43:04,873 --> 00:43:05,873 [grunts] 854 00:43:06,542 --> 00:43:09,169 Okay. I'm out. [sighs] 855 00:43:09,253 --> 00:43:11,005 What? So soon? 856 00:43:11,088 --> 00:43:12,214 We just started. 857 00:43:12,298 --> 00:43:16,135 [chuckles] Well... you really are enjoying this super-strength stuff, huh? 858 00:43:16,218 --> 00:43:17,344 Yeah, it's fun! 859 00:43:17,845 --> 00:43:21,015 To have this much power? I mean, you would know, you love it. 860 00:43:21,098 --> 00:43:23,267 Yeah. I love it. It's great. 861 00:43:23,350 --> 00:43:25,311 You know what else I love? Sleep. 862 00:43:25,394 --> 00:43:26,394 I'm out. 863 00:43:26,854 --> 00:43:27,980 Wait! 864 00:43:30,024 --> 00:43:31,650 Same time tomorrow? Yeah? 865 00:43:37,323 --> 00:43:38,657 Chloe, are you okay? 866 00:43:39,825 --> 00:43:42,161 Yeah, I'm fine. Why wouldn't I be? 867 00:43:44,288 --> 00:43:49,918 Well, like you said, I have a wedding to plan, so I'm gonna pass on tomorrow. 868 00:43:56,008 --> 00:43:58,010 [chattering over police scanner] 869 00:44:01,055 --> 00:44:02,598 - [Carol] You got him? - Mm-hmm. 870 00:44:02,681 --> 00:44:03,932 [Carol] Okay, thank you. 871 00:44:08,145 --> 00:44:09,229 Hey. 872 00:44:09,313 --> 00:44:10,147 Hey. 873 00:44:10,230 --> 00:44:13,859 Niles' story matches the autopsy report, so it wasn't premeditated, 874 00:44:13,942 --> 00:44:16,654 and hopefully that will be reflected in his sentence. 875 00:44:16,737 --> 00:44:17,737 Oh, that's great. 876 00:44:17,780 --> 00:44:19,698 Yeah. Um, hey. 877 00:44:19,782 --> 00:44:22,951 Um, hold on just, um, one second. 878 00:44:24,995 --> 00:44:25,995 I'm sorry. 879 00:44:27,373 --> 00:44:30,084 About the other day at Lux, the... the... 880 00:44:30,167 --> 00:44:32,586 - After-hours Carol. That is not me. - Oh. 881 00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:36,423 I was just taking some very bad advice because, um... 882 00:44:37,424 --> 00:44:40,094 [sighs] Well... 883 00:44:41,178 --> 00:44:43,430 I'm just gonna say it. I like you. 884 00:44:43,514 --> 00:44:44,640 I broke into your place. 885 00:44:45,307 --> 00:44:47,559 - You did what? - I stole your personnel file. 886 00:44:47,643 --> 00:44:51,021 I worried about your vice days and that missing year, and I broke in. 887 00:44:53,607 --> 00:44:54,900 And I found your trunk. 888 00:44:55,484 --> 00:44:56,985 And I opened it, 889 00:44:57,069 --> 00:45:02,950 which I... I know is something that is yours to tell 890 00:45:03,033 --> 00:45:05,077 in... in your own time and... 891 00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:06,245 It's okay. 892 00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:09,623 I'm not ashamed of it. 893 00:45:09,707 --> 00:45:13,210 It's just, it's something that doesn't come up in casual conversation, 894 00:45:13,293 --> 00:45:16,547 and as for the year, uh, that is missing, 895 00:45:16,630 --> 00:45:18,590 I... I was in rehab. 896 00:45:20,175 --> 00:45:21,927 And when you get out of rehab, 897 00:45:22,010 --> 00:45:25,889 they tell you to take things slowly. Everything. 898 00:45:25,973 --> 00:45:28,183 Including dating. 899 00:45:28,267 --> 00:45:33,772 And I think that's maybe why I've been so buttoned up. 900 00:45:33,856 --> 00:45:38,944 And since I got out, I've just been struggling to figure out who I am again. 901 00:45:39,027 --> 00:45:40,946 And being around you, it's just... 902 00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:42,781 It's just easy. 903 00:45:43,991 --> 00:45:48,287 I'm just the best version of myself again. 904 00:45:50,247 --> 00:45:51,247 [exhales] 905 00:45:52,458 --> 00:45:54,877 Well, I... I get it. 906 00:45:54,960 --> 00:46:00,924 I mean, figuring out who you really are is quite the journey. 907 00:46:01,008 --> 00:46:05,888 - Yeah. [chuckles] - And I am so sorry for what I did, Carol. 908 00:46:05,971 --> 00:46:10,476 And... okay, not that this is any excuse whatsoever, but, um... 909 00:46:10,559 --> 00:46:15,355 [clicks tongue] ...the last guy I dated was sort of a, um, 910 00:46:15,939 --> 00:46:17,608 serial killer. 911 00:46:18,317 --> 00:46:21,153 And, uh, that sort of thing 912 00:46:21,236 --> 00:46:25,866 tends to lead to a little mistrust in the romance department. 913 00:46:29,828 --> 00:46:30,828 Wow. 914 00:46:33,207 --> 00:46:36,293 I guess that's one more thing we have in common, huh? [chuckles] 915 00:46:36,835 --> 00:46:37,711 Baggage. 916 00:46:37,795 --> 00:46:40,380 - Yeah. Buckets of baggage. - [chuckles] 917 00:46:40,464 --> 00:46:42,216 Yeah. [chuckles] 918 00:46:43,801 --> 00:46:46,637 So you're not mad? 919 00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:49,598 Well, it's not great that you broke into my apartment 920 00:46:49,681 --> 00:46:52,976 and stole my personnel file, but, um, 921 00:46:54,102 --> 00:46:56,188 I'm gonna go out on a limb and 922 00:46:57,105 --> 00:46:59,274 say it's a sign you like me too? 923 00:47:01,985 --> 00:47:04,446 You still wanna go see Supercop? 924 00:47:08,325 --> 00:47:09,325 Yeah. 925 00:47:10,661 --> 00:47:11,537 Cool. [chuckles] 926 00:47:11,620 --> 00:47:13,038 - Great. - All right, great. 927 00:47:13,121 --> 00:47:16,959 Just... just one more, just tiny thing. Um... 928 00:47:18,627 --> 00:47:22,464 Promise me that if you ever wanna know anything, 929 00:47:22,548 --> 00:47:25,551 um, about me, ever again, that, uh, 930 00:47:27,177 --> 00:47:28,470 that you'll just ask. 931 00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:30,680 Deal. 932 00:47:31,598 --> 00:47:32,598 Great. 933 00:47:34,351 --> 00:47:37,604 - [chuckles] See ya. - [laughs] 934 00:47:39,439 --> 00:47:42,317 [Ella and Lucifer chuckle] 935 00:47:44,361 --> 00:47:47,447 [inhales, exhales] 936 00:47:51,118 --> 00:47:53,036 [sighs] Damn. 937 00:47:54,329 --> 00:47:55,372 [groans] 938 00:48:03,255 --> 00:48:04,255 [exclaims] Hey! 939 00:48:06,174 --> 00:48:08,135 Oh, sorry. 940 00:48:08,218 --> 00:48:09,428 Were you using this? 941 00:48:09,511 --> 00:48:10,971 Ah, finally! [laughs] 942 00:48:11,054 --> 00:48:12,222 An opponent. 943 00:48:12,306 --> 00:48:15,309 Thinking I'd be Forrest Gumping forever. Here you go. Ball up. 944 00:48:16,018 --> 00:48:17,144 [laughs] 945 00:48:19,646 --> 00:48:21,690 I'm not here for ping-pong. 946 00:48:25,611 --> 00:48:28,071 Oh, whoa, holy wow! Those are... 947 00:48:30,532 --> 00:48:32,993 Wait a minute. Did Lucifer send you? 948 00:48:33,577 --> 00:48:34,870 Not exactly. 949 00:48:34,953 --> 00:48:36,830 But he is the reason why I'm here. 950 00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:40,542 - Huh? - Ugh! You're ruining all my cool lines. 951 00:48:40,626 --> 00:48:43,253 - [sighs] - I heard you almost killed the Devil. 952 00:48:43,337 --> 00:48:44,463 Yeah. 953 00:48:45,422 --> 00:48:46,423 Almost. 954 00:48:47,090 --> 00:48:49,009 It was one of the worst things I've ever done. 955 00:48:49,092 --> 00:48:50,886 In fact, I feel really guilty about it. 956 00:48:53,931 --> 00:48:55,974 Very guilty, in fact. 957 00:48:56,058 --> 00:48:58,477 Well, everyone makes mistakes. 958 00:48:59,061 --> 00:49:03,941 Speaking of, how did you get so close to killing him, exactly? 959 00:49:06,944 --> 00:49:08,111 I was manipulated. 960 00:49:09,655 --> 00:49:10,656 By an angel. 961 00:49:10,739 --> 00:49:12,658 Ah. Michael, right? 962 00:49:12,741 --> 00:49:15,285 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, I know him. He's the worst. 963 00:49:15,911 --> 00:49:18,181 [sighs] Honestly, you shouldn't beat yourself up about it. 964 00:49:18,205 --> 00:49:22,542 I mean, lots of humans, even angels, have fallen for his lies. 965 00:49:23,669 --> 00:49:27,047 But I'd love to hear your side of the story. 966 00:49:28,423 --> 00:49:30,050 [laughs] 967 00:49:31,009 --> 00:49:33,387 You're trying to manipulate me too, aren't you? 968 00:49:34,429 --> 00:49:36,014 What, you think I'm stupid? 969 00:49:36,598 --> 00:49:38,976 - No shit, Sherlock. - Well, you know what? 970 00:49:40,060 --> 00:49:43,522 I'm not gonna help you hurt Lucifer. I don't care who you are. 971 00:49:44,690 --> 00:49:47,859 For all I know, that's what got me into Hell in the first place. 972 00:49:48,944 --> 00:49:49,944 Suit yourself. 973 00:49:50,570 --> 00:49:52,990 But just so you know, 974 00:49:53,865 --> 00:49:56,868 Lucifer's not the only one who likes to make deals. 975 00:49:57,452 --> 00:50:01,164 And, um, I think I know something you might be interested in. 976 00:50:01,248 --> 00:50:03,583 [chuckles] What could you possibly do for me? 977 00:50:03,667 --> 00:50:05,502 I can get you out of here. 978 00:50:06,628 --> 00:50:09,047 [laughs] Yeah, right. It's not possible. 979 00:50:09,131 --> 00:50:10,132 Except it is. 980 00:50:12,217 --> 00:50:16,013 [inhales] Look, Lucifer said he's still trying to figure out a way, so... 981 00:50:16,096 --> 00:50:19,933 [chuckles] What's there to figure? It's easy. I can just fly you up to Earth. 982 00:50:20,017 --> 00:50:23,895 Any angel can. And we all know it. 983 00:50:23,979 --> 00:50:27,065 So then why would Lucifer leave me down here for thousands of years? 984 00:50:28,608 --> 00:50:31,111 No clue, but he did. 985 00:50:33,989 --> 00:50:36,575 Anyway, if you're not interested... 986 00:50:36,658 --> 00:50:37,658 Wait. 987 00:50:43,206 --> 00:50:46,501 Maybe I can help you. [exhales] 988 00:50:49,921 --> 00:50:52,007 Look who's not so stupid after all. 989 00:50:57,637 --> 00:50:58,637 [exhales] 990 00:51:02,309 --> 00:51:03,226 You're still awake? 991 00:51:03,310 --> 00:51:05,020 Mm. [inhales] 992 00:51:06,396 --> 00:51:08,982 Yes, and not in a good way. 993 00:51:10,650 --> 00:51:12,444 Maybe I can help with that. 994 00:51:12,527 --> 00:51:13,820 [chuckles] 995 00:51:16,865 --> 00:51:18,450 [sighs] So? 996 00:51:19,284 --> 00:51:21,203 How was your day, honey? [scoffs] 997 00:51:21,286 --> 00:51:23,121 Oh, uneventful. 998 00:51:23,205 --> 00:51:25,415 You? You feeling godly yet? 999 00:51:25,499 --> 00:51:27,292 Well, I helped Carol, 1000 00:51:27,375 --> 00:51:31,505 but then I was genuinely happy when he and Miss Lopez worked out. 1001 00:51:32,255 --> 00:51:33,632 And that's a bad thing? 1002 00:51:33,715 --> 00:51:36,802 Happy for both of them, which means somewhere along the way 1003 00:51:36,885 --> 00:51:40,972 I ended up caring about the stupid man, so mission not accomplished. 1004 00:51:41,056 --> 00:51:44,935 Well, maybe this just means that you can learn to care about all humans. 1005 00:51:45,018 --> 00:51:47,979 [laughs] Well, I admire your positivity, 1006 00:51:48,063 --> 00:51:51,024 but if that's the solution, then I'm never gonna be God. 1007 00:51:52,901 --> 00:51:54,611 - Lucifer. - [sighs] 1008 00:51:54,694 --> 00:51:56,196 You will figure this out. 1009 00:51:56,279 --> 00:51:57,531 I hope so. 1010 00:51:58,365 --> 00:52:00,826 I'm sorry this is taking longer than we thought. 1011 00:52:00,909 --> 00:52:04,412 - There's no rush, right? - [inhales] Well, doesn't seem to be. 1012 00:52:05,622 --> 00:52:08,792 Maybe we should just take our time. 1013 00:52:15,757 --> 00:52:19,261 Wow, you really, uh, put away a lot of candy in there. 1014 00:52:19,970 --> 00:52:21,596 Yep. [exhales] 1015 00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:24,891 Known to do that. Call me Snacky Chan. 1016 00:52:25,976 --> 00:52:28,770 Oh, man, you're so pop-corny. 1017 00:52:28,854 --> 00:52:31,481 [both laugh] 1018 00:52:31,565 --> 00:52:34,651 [sighs] Well, this is me. 1019 00:52:34,734 --> 00:52:36,528 Wow! Nice. 1020 00:52:36,611 --> 00:52:38,488 Yeah. [chuckles] 1021 00:52:39,698 --> 00:52:40,991 Hey, Ella, um... 1022 00:52:43,827 --> 00:52:46,163 I have to say that I think tonight 1023 00:52:46,872 --> 00:52:48,790 is the best date I've ever had. 1024 00:52:51,209 --> 00:52:52,209 Well, 1025 00:52:52,794 --> 00:52:56,631 I would call you a liar, but... [chuckles] 1026 00:53:01,469 --> 00:53:02,469 Good night. 1027 00:53:07,225 --> 00:53:08,225 [chuckles] 1028 00:53:10,145 --> 00:53:12,981 Hey, if you're still up there, 1029 00:53:14,399 --> 00:53:15,399 thanks. 1030 00:53:16,902 --> 00:53:20,030 [chuckles softly] 1031 00:53:20,113 --> 00:53:21,113 [thuds] 1032 00:53:21,156 --> 00:53:22,157 [croaking] 1033 00:53:28,830 --> 00:53:32,125 [croaking continues] 1034 00:53:43,511 --> 00:53:44,596 What the...