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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎還行

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‎蠻酷的

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‎酷？

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‎這是全洛杉磯最美的景觀

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‎只有天使和異常執著的鴿子有幸觀賞

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‎你不是帶我來這裡看風景的

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‎你要幹嘛？

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‎還真是逃不過妳法眼，對吧？

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‎很久很久以前

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‎我有一次惹火妳的麥茲阿姨

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‎隔天早上

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‎我一覺醒來，發現床上爬滿黑寡婦

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‎不是性感的那種，是八隻腳的那種

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‎威士忌通通不見，被換成尿液

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‎我最愛的阿姨手段應該不只這樣

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‎她還做了更令人髮指的惡行

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‎她把我的西裝都剪成短袖

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‎這還差不多

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‎所以呢？你是罪有應得嗎？

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‎妳說呢？

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‎我吃掉她最後一碗水果穀片

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‎我要說的是

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‎我不敢想像妳要是缺席她的婚禮
‎她會怎麼報復妳

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‎夏娃告訴我，妳的回覆是“不克出席”

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‎她明智地把這件事瞞著她未來的太太

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‎麥茲幹嘛在意？她根本還不認識我

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‎妳又沒給她認識妳的機會

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‎其他人也都沒那個機會

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‎這場婚禮正是改變這一點的大好機會

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‎是嗎？

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‎那你要怎麼介紹我？

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‎我會告訴大家真相

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‎你不能告訴大家我是時空旅人

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‎我跟他們說我是魔王，結果都還蠻…

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‎目前算是好壞參半

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‎但幾個重要人士都知道妳是誰了

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‎知道的人其實更麻煩

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‎他們會追問自己的命運

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‎我卻什麼都不能說

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‎要是我說的話擾亂了未來怎麼辦？

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‎況且我也沒適合的衣服，所以…

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‎我這可就無法接受了

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‎如果沒讓我的裁縫幫妳度過這個難關
‎他們一定會十分火大

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‎他們簡直是鬼斧神工

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‎從短袖西裝的災難中拯救了我

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‎來，我今晚要去試裝，跟我一起去

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‎我們可以搭配服裝

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‎圍個父女腰封之類的

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‎不要？好吧

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‎我們可以另外再找
‎不會讓妳露出那副表情的東西

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‎不了

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‎我…

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‎不要

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‎好吧

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‎如果妳改變心意，我人就在那裡

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‎雖然我不覺得妳會改變心意

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‎不過當爸的總是能夢想一下嘛

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‎我錯了，阿曼納迪爾

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‎大錯特錯

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‎我跟隨我爸的腳步進入這行

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‎出自對他的信賴，我一心相信體制

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‎但我完全想像不到會有這種事

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‎這些都是對萊賓的申訴？

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‎不只是他

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‎數十名員警、數百件申訴

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‎這下就難說是一顆老鼠屎了，對吧？

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‎上級簽結了所有申訴

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‎卻什麼都沒發生

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‎我應該要相信你

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‎我很高興我們的看法一致了，皓兒

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‎抱歉我花了那麼久的時間

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‎但我父親教我

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‎看到不公不義的事就要挺身對抗

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‎所以我要回去

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‎回歸洛杉磯警察局

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‎我想幫你和桑雅從內部解決這個問題

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‎這樣是很好沒錯

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‎幫手當然是多多益善

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‎但路西法怎麼辦？

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‎妳要怎麼當上帝的顧問？

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‎上帝任務目前暫時擱置

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‎路西法不太想要

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‎在他和羅莉言歸於好之前就上天堂

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‎我也同意

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‎他終究還是得上去，皓兒

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‎他對妳要留下來有什麼想法？

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‎妳還沒告訴他

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‎他現在已經忙得不可開交

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‎也不用急著告訴他

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‎大概等婚禮過後再說

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‎我不想讓麥茲的大日子添麻煩

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‎麻煩？

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‎不過是麥茲加上真情

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‎是能出什麼差錯？

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‎謝謝你

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‎好了，“監督花束”，完成

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‎“確認琳達已做好主持準備”，完成

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‎“把黑色安息日從歌單移除”，完成

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‎妳這麼做是對的

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‎黑色安息日對婚禮來說有點太柔和了

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‎好，下一步是和外燴商確認賓客人數

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‎妳確定妳不想邀請兄弟姊妹來嗎？

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‎不想，婚禮應該是要開心吃吃喝喝

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‎而不是吃吃喝喝、保持警戒

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‎擔心婚禮會被一群
‎沒心沒肺的虐人惡魔破壞

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‎妳為什麼認定他們會那麼做？

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‎妳也見過他們了

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‎沒錯

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‎我見過幾個，他們都很出色

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‎在戰鬥中很出色

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‎但那是他們唯一的優點

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‎妳怎麼知道？

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‎因為那是他們被製造出來的目的

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‎妳也一樣啊

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‎而妳

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‎妳成長了

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‎只要給他們機會，他們或許也能成長

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‎我們不是“從此幸福快樂”的那種人
‎相信我

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‎他們是妳的家人

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‎不是

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‎妳才是我的家人

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‎我唯一需要的家人，知道嗎？

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‎所以我不會讓任何事或任何人

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‎毀掉我們明天的婚禮

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‎亞當？

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‎妳該回家了，寶貝

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‎原來世上第一個男人就是這副德性

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‎看來上帝也是凡事起頭難嘛

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‎我們能私下談談嗎？

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‎好

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‎對不起，夏娃

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‎我知道是我冷落了妳

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‎以後不會了，寶貝

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‎我以後不會再猛吸笑氣

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‎熬夜聽史密斯飛船的盜版唱片了

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‎我會全心陪妳

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‎你剛剛才發現我不在了嗎？

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‎不是

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‎不是，我是在給妳空間

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‎當個善解人意的好丈夫

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‎我想說妳可以出去玩一玩

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‎說不定能學幾招床上功夫帶回家

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‎後來我聽說了這場“婚禮”

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‎我一下就看出那是求救信號

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‎所以我就來了

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‎單槍匹馬的救援小隊

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‎我們可以回家了嗎？

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‎亞當，這裡現在就是我的家

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‎我有自己的朋友、自己的住處

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‎自己的超屌工作

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‎自己賺超多的錢

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‎我現在是黑帶高手

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‎是嗎？真好玩，對吧？

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‎社區武術學院？

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‎他們會頒發七彩顏色的腰帶？

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‎真好笑

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‎那不表示妳有什麼真功夫

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‎不過我懂，我明白妳想表達的意思

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‎-走吧
‎-我想表達什麼？

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‎妳顯然需要一點改變

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‎沒問題

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‎妳想要亂搞，我們就亂搞

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‎妳想來點性虐待？我沒意見

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‎三人行？我很樂意

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‎只要女多男少就行

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‎妳只需要開口問就好

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‎犯不著把事情搞這麼大

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‎是喔

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‎你究竟以為這是怎麼一回事？

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‎你以為這是我要引起你的注意嗎？

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‎對

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‎這跟你一點關係都沒有，亞當

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‎重點是我

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‎還有我愛上了別人

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‎妳愛上了惡魔，夏娃？

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‎拜託，別鬧了

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‎你又不認識她

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‎我很瞭解她的同類

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‎我跟她的母親當過夫妻

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‎附帶一提

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‎妳跟莉莉絲是一個模子印出來的

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‎而且看來不只是外表相似

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‎我敢說她也會用她媽媽對我用的招式

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‎我不會讓妳犯下同樣的錯誤

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‎因為我是過來人，這些事我都幹過

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‎真的“幹”過

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‎想得美喔，你這個人類試驗品

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‎我才不想

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‎因為妳媽媽比較性感

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‎-夠了
‎-你…

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‎妳和我

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‎我們是天生一對，寶貝

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‎從天地存在之初就是兩夫妻

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‎我們從來就不是夫妻

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‎我是用你的肋骨做出來的

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‎我是被獻給你的

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‎別糾結於那種枝微末節

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‎這才不是什麼瑣事，好嗎？

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‎你不是我自己選的

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‎我要選麥茲

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‎可以了

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‎先別吃吧，可能還太燙了

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‎好吃嗎？

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‎這讓我回到…

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‎回到未來

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‎-妳懂我的意思
‎-對

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‎這也讓我回味無窮

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‎不過是回到過去

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‎我爸會在值班結束後帶三明治回家

211
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,860
‎這是戴克家的傳統

212
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,281
‎我在未來的世界

213
00:10:57,365 --> 00:11:00,451
‎下班也會帶雞蛋三明治給妳嗎？

214
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:02,828
‎幹嘛？我只是好奇而已

215
00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:04,622
‎妳知道我不能告訴妳

216
00:11:04,705 --> 00:11:05,539
‎我知道

217
00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:07,375
‎只是妳之前提過

218
00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:09,460
‎我在妳的成長過程中，面臨很多問題

219
00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:11,045
‎我只是在納悶

220
00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:13,381
‎是因為我的工作嗎？

221
00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:15,758
‎是因為路西法嗎？還是別的事？

222
00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:18,010
‎我不是要問細節

223
00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,471
‎只要一點小提示就好

224
00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:23,599
‎畢竟我也做出了生下妳的這點小貢獻

225
00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:27,728
‎好吧，我告訴妳一件事

226
00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:28,646
‎好

227
00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:30,398
‎在未來

228
00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:35,444
‎情緒勒索對我也是沒用的

229
00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:37,655
‎好

230
00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:40,241
‎妳會自主選擇，媽

231
00:11:40,324 --> 00:11:41,909
‎如果我先告訴妳答案

232
00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:43,828
‎妳就不會再選擇了

233
00:11:45,162 --> 00:11:47,957
‎對，妳說得對

234
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,542
‎妳是從什麼時候變得這麼…

235
00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:55,047
‎抱歉

236
00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:57,383
‎那隻蒼蠅快煩死我了

237
00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:01,262
‎原來…

238
00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:03,889
‎翅膀還有那種能耐

239
00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:05,766
‎很酷吧？

240
00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:07,643
‎對

241
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:10,271
‎對

242
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:14,650
‎所以妳的翅膀一直都是這樣嗎？

243
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:23,117
‎這感覺真奇怪

244
00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:28,456
‎不過想到其他可能坐我辦公桌的人選

245
00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:29,874
‎我很高興是被你坐走了

246
00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:33,169
‎你還用我的杯子喝東西？

247
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:37,923
‎不過杯子總得有人用吧

248
00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:39,675
‎不然要怎麼辦？給我陪葬嗎？

249
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:42,303
‎把杯子磨成灰放進罈子？

250
00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:44,972
‎不過

251
00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:48,058
‎上面寫著“整整40年的老丹歲月”耶

252
00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:50,561
‎不過你大概沒看吧

253
00:12:50,644 --> 00:12:51,645
‎艾拉，現在有空嗎？

254
00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:53,773
‎-有
‎-妳好

255
00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:56,317
‎-看看他有多可愛
‎-我要告訴妳一聲

256
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,152
‎-不用謝我
‎-我買好西裝了

257
00:12:58,235 --> 00:13:01,947
‎所以我已經準備好要陪妳出席婚禮

258
00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,991
‎而且我非常期待

259
00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:08,913
‎現在應該換妳說
‎“我也很期待，卡羅”

260
00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:11,749
‎我當然也很期待啊

261
00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:12,666
‎妳確定嗎？

262
00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:15,878
‎因為每次我們講到這次婚禮

263
00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:18,506
‎妳就一臉吃到發臭牡蠣的表情

264
00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:21,091
‎艾拉，聽我說

265
00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:22,510
‎我懂

266
00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:25,054
‎如果妳臨時變卦，不想帶我去婚禮

267
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:26,305
‎也沒關係

268
00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:27,890
‎卡羅寇貝

269
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:32,061
‎我百分之百沒有變卦

270
00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:33,938
‎絕對想和你一起參加婚禮

271
00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:35,606
‎-知道嗎？
‎-好

272
00:13:57,628 --> 00:13:59,964
‎我真不想把事情瞞著他，丹

273
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,550
‎不會吧

274
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:03,717
‎妳能…

275
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:04,969
‎妳能看…

276
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:08,097
‎對喔

277
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:09,890
‎二號丹

278
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:14,478
‎真希望我有傾訴對象

279
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,063
‎除了這隻青蛙以外

280
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:17,773
‎我不是在說你不好

281
00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:21,277
‎艾拉

282
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:23,153
‎妳有事可以告訴我

283
00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:24,238
‎怎麼了？

284
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,699
‎卡羅絕對不會明白

285
00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:28,868
‎他不會明白什麼？

286
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,452
‎妳不喜歡他了嗎？

287
00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:32,788
‎是因為他咀嚼的聲音太大嗎？

288
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,540
‎可惡，我早該警告妳的

289
00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:35,499
‎我就知道

290
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:38,085
‎絕對不能讓他們知道我已經知情

291
00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:41,297
‎“他們”是誰？

292
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:43,883
‎跟妳家人有關嗎？

293
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:44,884
‎是妳的兄弟嗎？

294
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,802
‎只是…要是他們…

295
00:14:47,469 --> 00:14:48,345
‎可是…

296
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:50,180
‎我怎麼能…

297
00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:51,891
‎畢竟…

298
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:54,351
‎會改變世界耶！

299
00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:56,604
‎但話說回來…

300
00:14:58,188 --> 00:15:00,941
‎我覺得自己好沒用

301
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:02,359
‎我也一樣

302
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:04,987
‎我是在自欺欺人

303
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,324
‎就算妳聽得見我，把困擾告訴我

304
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:09,742
‎我又能幫妳什麼？

305
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:11,869
‎講難聽一點

306
00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:14,079
‎就連二號丹都比我有用

307
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,889
‎（未解事件）

308
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:39,271
‎（知情人士）

309
00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:40,356
‎（真的是魔王？）

310
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:41,357
‎（天使？）

311
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,942
‎（天殺的惡魔？）

312
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:44,985
‎（夏娃－第一個女人？）

313
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:48,864
‎突然見到睽違已久的前任伴侶

314
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,116
‎產生不必要的感覺也是正常的

315
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,159
‎不必要？

316
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,578
‎我的感覺是貨真價實的

317
00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:57,873
‎她所想要的一切，我都給了她

318
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,166
‎她用什麼回報我？

319
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:01,168
‎一頂帽子

320
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,504
‎世界第一頂綠帽

321
00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:04,505
‎（《男性失敗》）

322
00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:07,383
‎她一有新歡就背叛我

323
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:08,425
‎但我還是接納她

324
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:09,426
‎為什麼？

325
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,179
‎因為我們是天造地設的一對

326
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,765
‎-真甜蜜
‎-她可不這麼認為

327
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:17,434
‎所以她要嫁給別人了

328
00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:18,936
‎-妳的前妻訂婚了？
‎-對

329
00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:21,397
‎偏偏還是嫁給女人

330
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,899
‎我的面子要怎麼掛得住？

331
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,526
‎妳覺得她有考慮過嗎？

332
00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:30,614
‎她聽起來已經向前邁進了

333
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:32,741
‎也許你也該放下了

334
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:35,953
‎我知道這需要時間

335
00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:37,705
‎根據經驗法則

336
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:40,249
‎你們每在一起一年
‎就會花你一個月的時間消化

337
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,126
‎好，所以…

338
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:45,754
‎進位加上去…

339
00:16:48,465 --> 00:16:51,343
‎一百萬個月等於幾年？

340
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:55,431
‎算了，別在意

341
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:56,807
‎算起來太長了

342
00:16:57,307 --> 00:16:58,517
‎夏娃明天就要結婚了

343
00:16:58,600 --> 00:16:59,518
‎等等，夏娃？

344
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:01,395
‎就是…

345
00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:03,063
‎“夏娃”本人？

346
00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:06,025
‎夏娃是你的前妻？

347
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,901
‎-對
‎-所以說你就是…

348
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,570
‎對，我是亞當

349
00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:10,821
‎我就是本尊

350
00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:13,991
‎-為動物命名的就是我，沒什麼
‎-也是啦

351
00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:16,118
‎其實有點了不起，妳知道鴨嘴獸嗎？

352
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:17,578
‎當然

353
00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:20,164
‎我一看到牠就脫口而出：“鴨嘴獸”

354
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:21,290
‎當初根本沒這個詞

355
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:22,708
‎這可是非同小可

356
00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:25,169
‎所以我不能放任婚禮進行

357
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:26,295
‎這我倒不同意

358
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,297
‎我不是因為要擔任司儀才不同意的

359
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:31,300
‎不過我確實是她們的司儀，世界真小

360
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:35,095
‎-對
‎-也太巧了，是吧？

361
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:36,263
‎是了

362
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:41,602
‎我的麻煩大了，對吧？

363
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:51,236
‎雖然我也很喜歡破門而入

364
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,906
‎但我真的覺得妳反應過度了，親愛的

365
00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:56,450
‎聽著，她不在家

366
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:59,244
‎電話直接轉到語音信箱

367
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:03,707
‎我傳簡訊問她結婚證書的事
‎她一封都沒有回覆

368
00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:06,668
‎就連我用超可愛表情符號，她都沒回

369
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,963
‎我跟妳說，事情絕對有蹊蹺

370
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:12,674
‎那個表情符號超殺的

371
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:17,221
‎她說不定只是正在使用我們送給她

372
00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:19,515
‎當作擔任司儀謝禮的情趣玩具而已

373
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:21,683
‎我們送她的是水果籃耶

374
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:23,393
‎對啊

375
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:26,480
‎還是我們把結婚證書放她桌上

376
00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:27,981
‎明天再回來就好了

377
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:31,068
‎天啊，我是坐到什麼…

378
00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:33,028
‎這是什麼味道？

379
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:40,410
‎這是亞當的鬍後水

380
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:42,746
‎我就知道

381
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,832
‎我聞這種臭味聞了好幾世紀

382
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,250
‎什麼？亞當來過這裡？

383
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:47,459
‎為什麼？

384
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:48,418
‎為什麼？

385
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:52,256
‎因為他綁架我們的司儀
‎來阻止我們舉行婚禮

386
00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:54,883
‎-拜託，他不會那麼誇張吧
‎-不會嗎？

387
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,093
‎他就是會

388
00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:59,388
‎他不習慣被人拒絕，尤其是女人

389
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:00,556
‎更別說是兩個女人

390
00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:02,766
‎天啊

391
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:06,395
‎真不敢相信妳跟那個渣男
‎當了那麼久的夫妻

392
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:09,439
‎妳這是什麼意思？我又沒什麼選擇

393
00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:12,442
‎我們有好一陣子是地球上唯二的人類

394
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:16,155
‎後來我們就忙著照顧孩子

395
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:18,323
‎該隱的兩歲熊脾氣可不是好惹的

396
00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:20,826
‎他的兩萬歲脾氣也沒有多好

397
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:27,708
‎我花了一點時間才看清亞當的真面目

398
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:31,128
‎等我發現之後

399
00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:34,506
‎馬上就跟他恩斷義絕

400
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,550
‎然後我找到了妳，對吧？

401
00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:38,427
‎現在他綁架了琳達

402
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,890
‎妳不能被他影響

403
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:46,185
‎他提到莉莉絲的那些話…

404
00:19:47,644 --> 00:19:49,271
‎妳跟她毫無相似之處

405
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,524
‎或許現在還不像

406
00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:54,151
‎但以後就會像了

407
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:58,197
‎每個人終究都會變得
‎跟自己的媽一個樣，對吧？

408
00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:02,117
‎而且妳哪能知道，妳又沒見過莉莉絲

409
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,244
‎我跟她好像似曾相識一樣

410
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:06,246
‎他開口閉口都是她

411
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:09,458
‎真的嗎？

412
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:12,961
‎“莉莉絲這樣，莉莉絲那樣”

413
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:16,048
‎寶貝，我可能知道該怎麼救回琳達了

414
00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:17,549
‎但我們得先找到他

415
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:19,468
‎相信我，我們一定會找到他

416
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:23,055
‎幫動物命名先生會被殺個措手不及

417
00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:24,598
‎他有手機，對吧？

418
00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:26,683
‎我們可以叫我的幫手三角定位…

419
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:29,311
‎不然也可以採取麥茲作風

420
00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:33,106
‎最有效率的賞金獵人不會主動找獵物

421
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:35,609
‎而是讓獵物自己找上門

422
00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:36,610
‎沒錯

423
00:20:36,693 --> 00:20:41,198
‎我們只要用他最想要的東西
‎當誘餌就行

424
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:43,450
‎對，走吧

425
00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:47,829
‎阿曼納迪爾

426
00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:52,542
‎妳說妳要回來，但我沒想到是今天

427
00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:54,378
‎我不是來工作的

428
00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:58,173
‎我有件事想問你

429
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,050
‎關於…

430
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:02,177
‎過來這邊說

431
00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:06,390
‎我想問你天使的事

432
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,101
‎具體來說，是要問翅膀的事

433
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:10,769
‎翅膀怎麼了？

434
00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:13,355
‎我知道路西法的翅膀

435
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:15,899
‎會根據他對自己的感覺而改變

436
00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:17,651
‎所有的天使都是這樣嗎？

437
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:19,069
‎一定是

438
00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:21,238
‎畢竟也沒理由相信這種自我實現

439
00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:23,407
‎只適用於個案

440
00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:28,370
‎我個人也經歷過翅膀的變化，所以…

441
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,205
‎妳問這個做什麼？

442
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:34,668
‎我剛看到羅莉的翅膀

443
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,753
‎那對翅膀是武器，阿曼納迪爾

444
00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:38,380
‎所有天使翅膀都可以當武器

445
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:41,258
‎差別在於使用方式

446
00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:43,552
‎不過她的幾乎跟金屬的一樣

447
00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:46,763
‎而且每根羽毛都像是獨立的精準利刃

448
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,560
‎聽起來很厲害

449
00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:54,396
‎不知道查理的會不會那麼酷

450
00:21:54,896 --> 00:21:56,773
‎前提是他有翅膀的話

451
00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:59,943
‎-不管有沒有當然都沒差
‎-那當然

452
00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:04,364
‎只是警察並不是一份安全的工作

453
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:09,786
‎我在想會不會是羅莉覺得要保護自己

454
00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:10,954
‎因為我…

455
00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:12,581
‎我無法保護她

456
00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:14,416
‎嗯

457
00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:17,169
‎聽我說

458
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,340
‎桑雅的經歷顯示出

459
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:23,717
‎改變體制絕不容易

460
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:27,179
‎我們不只要打擊外界的犯罪

461
00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:30,349
‎還得和內部的同事進行對抗

462
00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:36,688
‎讓我自己成為眾矢之的是一回事

463
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:40,192
‎把女兒也拖下水，對她公平嗎？

464
00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:42,986
‎聽著，我…

465
00:22:46,281 --> 00:22:48,200
‎無法告訴妳該怎麼做，皓兒

466
00:22:49,576 --> 00:22:52,454
‎但妳有得選擇已經算很幸運了

467
00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:57,292
‎很多人並沒有一走了之的選項

468
00:22:58,752 --> 00:22:59,711
‎你說得對

469
00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:06,635
‎你說得對
‎如果我奉獻了一輩子的地方

470
00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:09,262
‎成了問題的一部分，那我至少也得

471
00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:10,931
‎為解決問題出一分心力

472
00:23:11,681 --> 00:23:13,892
‎為我的孩子促使世界進步一點

473
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,728
‎羅莉一定會擁有美好的童年

474
00:23:18,271 --> 00:23:19,940
‎因為她擁有很出色的母親

475
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,076
‎真高興妳終於想通了

476
00:23:31,868 --> 00:23:34,788
‎小狗總是會回來找硬邦邦的骨頭

477
00:23:35,622 --> 00:23:36,832
‎真高興你在這裡

478
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:40,210
‎因為我們可以再次團圓？

479
00:23:41,044 --> 00:23:43,839
‎因為你要告訴我琳達在哪裡

480
00:23:45,006 --> 00:23:45,924
‎抱歉，寶貝

481
00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:47,676
‎辦不到

482
00:23:51,012 --> 00:23:53,432
‎我們走著瞧，寶貝

483
00:23:56,351 --> 00:23:57,394
‎怎樣？

484
00:23:57,894 --> 00:24:01,731
‎妳的惡魔小情人等著要解決我嗎？

485
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:03,525
‎不是

486
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:06,862
‎只有我而已

487
00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:15,704
‎還有我的七彩段位腰帶

488
00:24:29,384 --> 00:24:30,760
‎亞當

489
00:24:32,262 --> 00:24:33,305
‎莉莉絲？

490
00:24:37,350 --> 00:24:38,560
‎亞當

491
00:24:41,229 --> 00:24:43,482
‎第一次永遠最難忘懷

492
00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:44,608
‎你說是吧？

493
00:24:44,691 --> 00:24:45,775
‎妳…

494
00:24:48,945 --> 00:24:50,363
‎不是莉莉絲

495
00:24:52,908 --> 00:24:54,326
‎不過也夠接近了

496
00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:58,205
‎幾乎各方面都是一個模子印出來的

497
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:03,335
‎這不正是你一直想要的嗎？

498
00:25:05,003 --> 00:25:05,837
‎不是

499
00:25:07,631 --> 00:25:09,090
‎我甩掉了莉莉絲

500
00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:11,468
‎真不老實

501
00:25:12,552 --> 00:25:15,514
‎你跟我都知道事實是怎麼樣

502
00:25:15,597 --> 00:25:19,518
‎你要爹地把我趕走，因為我…

503
00:25:20,268 --> 00:25:22,604
‎拒絕了你

504
00:25:24,481 --> 00:25:26,691
‎我無法像你愛我一樣愛你

505
00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:28,068
‎那不是我的作風

506
00:25:29,027 --> 00:25:33,323
‎所以上帝送給你一個安慰獎

507
00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:37,536
‎甜美又柔順的夏娃

508
00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:41,998
‎讓你能一手掌控的玩物
‎就跟那些動物一樣

509
00:25:44,417 --> 00:25:45,335
‎看著她

510
00:25:46,419 --> 00:25:47,379
‎別忍了

511
00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:49,589
‎說吧

512
00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:52,676
‎她永遠都比不上我

513
00:25:54,844 --> 00:25:56,638
‎她甚至不能算完整的人

514
00:25:57,889 --> 00:26:00,392
‎-只是你的一部分
‎-夠了

515
00:26:02,018 --> 00:26:02,894
‎妳在幹嘛？

516
00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:09,317
‎我在折磨他，好讓我們找到琳達

517
00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:11,236
‎不過妳折磨到的究竟是誰？

518
00:26:11,319 --> 00:26:12,153
‎是他還是我？

519
00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:13,446
‎妳只是我的施力點

520
00:26:13,530 --> 00:26:15,365
‎那請妳別再施力了

521
00:26:15,991 --> 00:26:16,950
‎找別的地方下手

522
00:26:17,033 --> 00:26:18,368
‎折磨不是這樣進行的，夏娃

523
00:26:18,952 --> 00:26:20,579
‎-真的嗎？
‎-這就是我的行事作風

524
00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:21,913
‎我的為人

525
00:26:21,997 --> 00:26:23,456
‎妳想跟惡魔結婚？

526
00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:25,333
‎結果就是這樣

527
00:26:26,501 --> 00:26:28,128
‎怎樣？妳無法接受嗎？

528
00:26:29,921 --> 00:26:31,548
‎如果是這樣

529
00:26:32,924 --> 00:26:35,260
‎幸好亞當及時出現了，對吧？

530
00:26:35,343 --> 00:26:36,970
‎妳現在看清我的真面目了

531
00:26:37,470 --> 00:26:40,682
‎可以趁還來得及，和我恩斷義絕

532
00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:42,559
‎和妳恩斷…我為什麼要…

533
00:26:48,231 --> 00:26:49,274
‎亞當？

534
00:26:49,357 --> 00:26:50,358
‎什麼事？

535
00:26:52,110 --> 00:26:54,154
‎你怎麼會得知婚禮的事？

536
00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:57,616
‎我是聽薩拉凱爾說的

537
00:26:58,158 --> 00:27:00,577
‎她是聽加百列說的

538
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,872
‎她則是從哪聽來的都有可能

539
00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:06,791
‎因為這是亮銀之城的熱門話題

540
00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:10,629
‎想也知道，我的面子為此掛不太住

541
00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:13,381
‎不過妳也知道，這邊跟那邊都不…

542
00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:14,382
‎麥茲

543
00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:15,884
‎幹嘛？

544
00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:18,303
‎他是怎麼知道的？

545
00:27:21,264 --> 00:27:23,725
‎好啦，是我

546
00:27:25,393 --> 00:27:29,648
‎我把消息傳出去
‎寄望妳的白痴前夫會採取行動

547
00:27:29,731 --> 00:27:31,566
‎我是白痴？不會吧？

548
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:33,109
‎大家都知道是“亞當和夏娃”

549
00:27:33,193 --> 00:27:35,487
‎而不是“夏娃和某個惡魔”

550
00:27:35,570 --> 00:27:37,989
‎妳為什麼想要他發現？

551
00:27:38,073 --> 00:27:39,407
‎因為我…

552
00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:40,408
‎因為什麼？

553
00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:42,160
‎因為我不能當媽

554
00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:48,124
‎妳大費周章就為了這件事？

555
00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:52,545
‎因為我說過妳會是好媽媽？就一次？

556
00:27:52,629 --> 00:27:56,341
‎一次就足以讓我明白
‎妳根本不瞭解結婚對象

557
00:27:56,925 --> 00:28:00,261
‎我不可能成為好媽媽，夏娃

558
00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:04,182
‎我只會變得跟她一樣

559
00:28:04,265 --> 00:28:08,269
‎我們就不能像正常情侶一樣溝通嗎？

560
00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:09,646
‎我又不正常

561
00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:12,232
‎我不擅長“溝通”

562
00:28:12,941 --> 00:28:14,526
‎我要妳看見真正的我

563
00:28:14,609 --> 00:28:16,194
‎真正的妳是什麼樣子？

564
00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:19,989
‎會毀掉一切的邪魔嗎？

565
00:28:20,073 --> 00:28:21,574
‎我們之間永遠行不通？

566
00:28:21,658 --> 00:28:22,534
‎我沒辦法…

567
00:28:23,034 --> 00:28:24,786
‎我沒辦法繼續這樣下去了

568
00:28:24,869 --> 00:28:25,787
‎妳沒辦法繼續了？

569
00:28:25,870 --> 00:28:28,665
‎對，不能只有我對妳有信心

570
00:28:29,249 --> 00:28:32,001
‎不能只有我對我們有信心

571
00:28:33,461 --> 00:28:35,338
‎我們當然不一定要有小孩

572
00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:37,841
‎但如果只有我願意討論

573
00:28:37,924 --> 00:28:41,469
‎以及改變和妥協

574
00:28:43,513 --> 00:28:45,265
‎那我們就不應該在一起

575
00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:49,602
‎我們絕對不該結婚

576
00:28:53,940 --> 00:28:54,899
‎等等

577
00:28:58,820 --> 00:28:59,738
‎幹嘛？

578
00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:04,659
‎我們還是得找到琳達

579
00:29:10,290 --> 00:29:11,666
‎我相信妳自己就搞得定

580
00:29:27,891 --> 00:29:29,058
‎慘了

581
00:29:34,397 --> 00:29:35,398
‎麥茲

582
00:29:36,357 --> 00:29:37,275
‎我收到妳的簡訊了

583
00:29:37,358 --> 00:29:39,652
‎有什麼急事？我還有西裝要試穿

584
00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:40,779
‎不用試穿了

585
00:29:41,362 --> 00:29:43,698
‎我要你阻止我宰了他！

586
00:29:47,535 --> 00:29:48,578
‎亞當？

587
00:29:49,704 --> 00:29:50,622
‎但…

588
00:29:51,414 --> 00:29:52,749
‎你不是已經徹底死了

589
00:29:52,832 --> 00:29:54,959
‎聖經寫了“你本是塵土”之類的廢話

590
00:29:56,085 --> 00:29:58,463
‎他怎麼會在這裡？

591
00:29:58,546 --> 00:29:59,547
‎而且妳為什麼在…

592
00:30:01,216 --> 00:30:02,300
‎夏娃呢？

593
00:30:04,260 --> 00:30:05,386
‎麥茲

594
00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:08,556
‎妳的自我毀滅傾向恐怕比我嚴重

595
00:30:09,182 --> 00:30:11,518
‎所以我的惡魔摯友婚禮要取消了嗎？

596
00:30:13,144 --> 00:30:14,854
‎他綁架了我們的司儀

597
00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:18,817
‎琳達醫生在哪裡？

598
00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:20,026
‎他不願從實招來

599
00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:23,863
‎婚禮已經取消，他得償所望了吧？

600
00:30:23,947 --> 00:30:24,989
‎你到底有什麼意圖？

601
00:30:25,073 --> 00:30:26,407
‎你以為我會告訴你嗎？

602
00:30:27,242 --> 00:30:31,079
‎幫搶我兩次老婆的魔王省事？

603
00:30:31,162 --> 00:30:34,415
‎草裙先生，你正是要這麼做

604
00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:35,834
‎告訴我

605
00:30:37,001 --> 00:30:39,546
‎你的欲望是什麼，亞當？

606
00:30:41,381 --> 00:30:42,423
‎我…

607
00:30:45,093 --> 00:30:46,928
‎我想成為更好的人

608
00:30:51,015 --> 00:30:54,978
‎不是，我一開始綁架醫生
‎是為了破壞婚禮沒錯

609
00:30:55,478 --> 00:30:57,814
‎但後來她幫助我發現了

610
00:30:57,897 --> 00:30:59,190
‎我真正需要什麼

611
00:30:59,899 --> 00:31:02,569
‎-才能解決我的問題
‎-什麼問題？

612
00:31:02,652 --> 00:31:04,779
‎上帝創造我的時候，我的角色很清楚

613
00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:07,532
‎為動物命名、別吃禁果、當個男人

614
00:31:07,615 --> 00:31:10,618
‎也就是說要堅強、脆弱不外露
‎還要透過暴力解決問題

615
00:31:11,452 --> 00:31:14,289
‎但後來一切都變了

616
00:31:14,372 --> 00:31:17,041
‎女人不再講求夫唱婦隨

617
00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:18,668
‎而男人嘛

618
00:31:19,919 --> 00:31:21,421
‎男人也可以脆弱了

619
00:31:21,921 --> 00:31:22,797
‎這…

620
00:31:24,173 --> 00:31:25,091
‎這很嚇人

621
00:31:25,842 --> 00:31:26,885
‎還有野狼

622
00:31:27,510 --> 00:31:29,262
‎牠們變成了好幾百種寵物

623
00:31:29,345 --> 00:31:31,347
‎有的名字還真夠白癡

624
00:31:31,848 --> 00:31:33,057
‎貴賓犬？

625
00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:36,311
‎所以才說不能讓外行人做內行事嘛

626
00:31:38,104 --> 00:31:42,358
‎總之，她說我對男人的刻板印象

627
00:31:42,442 --> 00:31:43,818
‎對我其實很有害

628
00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:46,696
‎據說這叫“有害的男子氣概”，而且…

629
00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:49,616
‎還蠻常見的

630
00:31:52,452 --> 00:31:54,579
‎幸好她有辦法治好我

631
00:31:54,662 --> 00:31:55,788
‎她很不錯

632
00:31:55,872 --> 00:31:58,082
‎所以等我完成治療，就會放她走

633
00:31:58,166 --> 00:32:00,460
‎所以你想透過支配女人

634
00:32:00,543 --> 00:32:03,254
‎來學習如何別再支配女人？

635
00:32:03,338 --> 00:32:05,590
‎老兄，你實在沒救了

636
00:32:05,673 --> 00:32:06,966
‎至少我有心要努力

637
00:32:07,050 --> 00:32:08,176
‎這也叫有心嗎？

638
00:32:08,259 --> 00:32:11,846
‎你如果需要治療
‎就打電話預約，然後再付錢

639
00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:14,015
‎如果她有興趣，你也能用身體代償

640
00:32:14,098 --> 00:32:15,725
‎你好歹也有點水準吧

641
00:32:16,601 --> 00:32:17,602
‎你說得有理

642
00:32:18,561 --> 00:32:21,689
‎你讓我發現我的處理手段不是很理想

643
00:32:23,524 --> 00:32:24,567
‎這是我的老毛病

644
00:32:25,068 --> 00:32:26,527
‎覺醒實在很不容易

645
00:32:27,028 --> 00:32:28,321
‎我必須加把勁

646
00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:29,864
‎我一定會進步

647
00:32:31,574 --> 00:32:33,534
‎我發誓我沒有傷害醫生

648
00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:35,328
‎-我可以帶你去找她
‎-謝謝

649
00:32:36,371 --> 00:32:37,580
‎妳看

650
00:32:37,664 --> 00:32:40,208
‎就連最原始的男人也能進化

651
00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:44,921
‎即使是最兇悍的惡魔也能軟化

652
00:32:46,631 --> 00:32:48,549
‎這很嚇人，但也是真理，麥茲

653
00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:49,467
‎對啦

654
00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:54,389
‎因為我早就不是那個搞破壞、愛虐待

655
00:32:56,724 --> 00:32:58,851
‎逼走所有人的我了

656
00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:03,106
‎我只知道我以前認識的那個麥澤金

657
00:33:03,856 --> 00:33:05,775
‎想都不想就能把他給殺了

658
00:33:14,867 --> 00:33:17,787
‎找到琳達之後，我需要你幫個忙

659
00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:52,447
‎我這個老天爺啊

660
00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:55,366
‎難道蘋果都沒了嗎？

661
00:33:56,451 --> 00:33:58,369
‎你如果是來幫她說話的，省省吧

662
00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:01,372
‎我不是來幫她說話的

663
00:34:03,332 --> 00:34:04,167
‎過來

664
00:34:05,376 --> 00:34:06,294
‎快過來

665
00:34:12,216 --> 00:34:14,844
‎到底哪種人會破壞自己的婚禮啊？

666
00:34:16,095 --> 00:34:18,264
‎覺得自己不值得被愛的那種

667
00:34:21,309 --> 00:34:23,102
‎我還以為你不是來幫她說話的

668
00:34:23,186 --> 00:34:24,187
‎我真的不是

669
00:34:24,270 --> 00:34:25,521
‎但我又想到

670
00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:27,815
‎我一直還沒送妳結婚禮物

671
00:34:28,983 --> 00:34:29,901
‎過來

672
00:34:31,819 --> 00:34:35,031
‎雖然沒有要辦婚禮，但我喜歡禮物

673
00:34:47,335 --> 00:34:48,461
‎這是在幹什麼？

674
00:34:48,544 --> 00:34:49,504
‎來自地獄的惡魔

675
00:34:49,587 --> 00:34:51,839
‎附身在剛死的屍體上

676
00:34:53,549 --> 00:34:55,426
‎這是有舊又有新

677
00:34:55,510 --> 00:34:58,179
‎既是借來的，又有一大堆鐵青色

678
00:34:58,262 --> 00:34:59,597
‎簡直是魔界大滿貫

679
00:35:02,225 --> 00:35:03,142
‎謝謝囉？

680
00:35:04,185 --> 00:35:05,937
‎非常貼心

681
00:35:06,729 --> 00:35:08,439
‎是我求他這麼做的

682
00:35:10,191 --> 00:35:12,735
‎不管明天會不會辦婚禮

683
00:35:14,195 --> 00:35:18,157
‎我都希望家人知道我以我愛的人為傲

684
00:35:20,159 --> 00:35:22,954
‎妳不是有好幾千個兄弟姊妹嗎？

685
00:35:24,247 --> 00:35:25,081
‎沒錯

686
00:35:25,873 --> 00:35:27,875
‎他們大多都拒絕她了

687
00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:29,836
‎新來一批白人至上主義者要折磨

688
00:35:29,919 --> 00:35:31,003
‎親戚的婚禮相較之下…

689
00:35:35,007 --> 00:35:36,717
‎-真遺憾
‎-沒關係

690
00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:39,971
‎我本來是以為會獨自站在妳的陽台下

691
00:35:42,473 --> 00:35:44,517
‎開口求人一定很不容易吧

692
00:35:45,852 --> 00:35:46,727
‎沒錯，但…

693
00:35:47,937 --> 00:35:50,606
‎我發現我還抱持著陳舊的觀念

694
00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:52,650
‎對惡魔有著刻板印象

695
00:35:54,026 --> 00:35:56,946
‎但原來還是有“從此幸福快樂”的惡魔

696
00:35:57,822 --> 00:36:01,576
‎斯奎最喜歡的電影是
‎《妳是我今生的新娘》

697
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,036
‎他喜歡葬禮部分，不過喜歡就是喜歡

698
00:36:09,667 --> 00:36:12,378
‎很高興能認識各位

699
00:36:15,089 --> 00:36:19,552
‎要怎麼用莉莉語說
‎“真希望能在更愉快的情況下相識”？

700
00:36:29,729 --> 00:36:30,897
‎夏娃，聽我說

701
00:36:32,064 --> 00:36:33,941
‎我很抱歉

702
00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:36,944
‎我只是太害怕會變成我媽

703
00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:40,781
‎有時候乾脆當作我已經跟她一樣

704
00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:42,867
‎還比反抗輕鬆

705
00:36:43,534 --> 00:36:46,120
‎但我已經做了很多改變

706
00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:47,955
‎我還能繼續改變

707
00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:49,832
‎我有可能變正常嗎？大概沒機會

708
00:36:49,916 --> 00:36:51,500
‎但我可以變得更好

709
00:36:52,668 --> 00:36:54,003
‎我保證

710
00:36:54,503 --> 00:36:56,339
‎只要妳再給我們一次機會

711
00:36:57,006 --> 00:36:58,966
‎我永遠都不會放棄

712
00:36:59,759 --> 00:37:01,677
‎因為我對我們有信心

713
00:37:08,184 --> 00:37:10,144
‎其實妳有心要做的時候

714
00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:12,897
‎溝通得也還蠻不錯的

715
00:37:13,397 --> 00:37:15,524
‎另外我要鄭重聲明

716
00:37:15,608 --> 00:37:18,903
‎我從來不曾希望妳變得正常

717
00:37:18,986 --> 00:37:20,112
‎我只…

718
00:37:20,905 --> 00:37:22,615
‎我只想要妳誠實做自己

719
00:37:24,116 --> 00:37:25,534
‎不管那是什麼樣子

720
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:32,750
‎我會打給外燴商

721
00:37:33,376 --> 00:37:35,836
‎我的惡魔摯友婚禮要如期舉行了

722
00:37:41,968 --> 00:37:43,010
‎妳做得真好

723
00:37:47,723 --> 00:37:49,058
‎路西法就是這樣

724
00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:51,769
‎死性不改

725
00:37:53,521 --> 00:37:54,897
‎他可能還是會來

726
00:37:56,399 --> 00:37:57,608
‎才不會

727
00:37:58,901 --> 00:38:00,736
‎真不敢相信我會再次受騙

728
00:38:12,790 --> 00:38:14,500
‎（選座位，不選邊）

729
00:38:14,583 --> 00:38:16,419
‎（兩邊都是新娘的親友）

730
00:38:22,341 --> 00:38:24,635
‎非常不好意思，我…

731
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:25,886
‎我在幫別人留位子

732
00:38:26,387 --> 00:38:30,057
‎好喔，沒關係

733
00:38:33,686 --> 00:38:34,937
‎-你好嗎？
‎-你好

734
00:38:37,773 --> 00:38:39,358
‎多謝關照

735
00:38:39,442 --> 00:38:41,861
‎總而言之，鳥喙到鳥頭的比例

736
00:38:41,944 --> 00:38:45,948
‎才可以百分之百分辨
‎絨啄木鳥和長嘴啄木鳥

737
00:38:46,032 --> 00:38:48,159
‎我完全不知道你對賞鳥有興趣

738
00:38:48,951 --> 00:38:51,704
‎我從來就沒有那種興趣
‎但那是我在地獄唯一能找到的書

739
00:38:51,787 --> 00:38:54,540
‎地獄裡有書？那也太好了

740
00:38:54,623 --> 00:38:55,499
‎一本

741
00:38:55,583 --> 00:38:56,792
‎只有一本

742
00:38:56,876 --> 00:38:58,919
‎《北美鳥類圖鑑》

743
00:38:59,003 --> 00:39:00,796
‎聽起來蠻有意思的

744
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,758
‎看過一萬次就沒什麼意思了

745
00:39:04,633 --> 00:39:06,844
‎但畢竟也沒東西能那麼有意思

746
00:39:06,927 --> 00:39:07,762
‎就連賞鳥也不能

747
00:39:07,845 --> 00:39:09,555
‎我們可能不該再說話了

748
00:39:12,391 --> 00:39:13,309
‎沒問題

749
00:39:13,392 --> 00:39:14,435
‎我去站後面

750
00:39:14,935 --> 00:39:16,187
‎以免妨礙大家

751
00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:22,610
‎這裡是很漂亮

752
00:39:22,693 --> 00:39:24,278
‎但不知道是我的錯覺

753
00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:27,573
‎還是妳也覺得這裡聞起來
‎像放了三天的犯罪現場？

754
00:39:29,992 --> 00:39:30,910
‎這個嘛

755
00:39:32,661 --> 00:39:36,040
‎你敢相信他們昨晚還施肥嗎？

756
00:39:36,123 --> 00:39:36,957
‎昨晚？

757
00:39:37,458 --> 00:39:38,376
‎也太不會挑時機了

758
00:39:38,459 --> 00:39:39,502
‎就是說啊

759
00:39:39,585 --> 00:39:41,754
‎我們完全可以相信

760
00:39:41,837 --> 00:39:46,634
‎因為這是目前最合理的解釋

761
00:39:46,717 --> 00:39:48,094
‎謝謝，阿曼納迪爾

762
00:39:48,177 --> 00:39:49,929
‎感謝你澄清這一點

763
00:39:52,431 --> 00:39:54,350
‎不然還能是怎麼回事？

764
00:39:54,433 --> 00:39:59,188
‎我們參加了有殭屍出席的地獄婚禮？

765
00:40:02,691 --> 00:40:04,151
‎這杯我還要喝

766
00:40:12,118 --> 00:40:13,744
‎你們倆什麼時候要結婚？

767
00:40:15,621 --> 00:40:17,832
‎翠絲，我覺得還不是…

768
00:40:17,915 --> 00:40:18,833
‎我們還沒認真討論

769
00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:20,042
‎不是說我們不會

770
00:40:20,126 --> 00:40:21,085
‎結婚

771
00:40:21,836 --> 00:40:23,337
‎我是鬧著玩的

772
00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:25,214
‎我只是想看你們尷尬的樣子

773
00:40:26,257 --> 00:40:27,258
‎真厲害

774
00:40:27,758 --> 00:40:29,009
‎妳這個小惡魔

775
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,350
‎別擔心，她會出現的

776
00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:38,227
‎她絕不會錯過她阿姨的婚禮

777
00:40:38,310 --> 00:40:40,604
‎我可不敢確定
‎畢竟她遺傳到她媽媽的固執

778
00:40:42,690 --> 00:40:44,150
‎我是說“決心”

779
00:40:49,905 --> 00:40:50,739
‎她來了

780
00:40:50,823 --> 00:40:53,075
‎羅莉，這裡有位子

781
00:40:55,244 --> 00:40:56,120
‎羅莉

782
00:41:04,503 --> 00:41:05,546
‎這是怎麼回事？

783
00:41:06,088 --> 00:41:06,922
‎我不知道

784
00:41:31,947 --> 00:41:34,617
‎麥茲，妳就要結婚了

785
00:41:36,035 --> 00:41:37,536
‎我從沒想過這一天真的會來

786
00:41:37,620 --> 00:41:39,622
‎為什麼？因為妳被綁架了？

787
00:41:42,458 --> 00:41:43,292
‎對

788
00:41:44,168 --> 00:41:45,336
‎就是這個原因

789
00:42:20,996 --> 00:42:24,041
‎這身打扮從樹葉裝升級了不少啊

790
00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:26,877
‎不過我對那套服裝也沒什麼好抱怨的

791
00:42:26,961 --> 00:42:27,795
‎你來幹嘛？

792
00:42:28,504 --> 00:42:30,548
‎琳達說我應該要表現支持

793
00:42:31,674 --> 00:42:33,133
‎我想祝福妳，夏娃

794
00:42:33,717 --> 00:42:34,843
‎我是真心的

795
00:42:34,927 --> 00:42:36,845
‎妳值得擁有幸福

796
00:42:41,725 --> 00:42:42,643
‎謝謝

797
00:42:44,853 --> 00:42:48,691
‎而且我聽說沒人陪妳走紅毯

798
00:42:49,316 --> 00:42:52,236
‎如果能由我把妳的手交出去
‎那是我的一大榮幸

799
00:42:54,196 --> 00:42:55,281
‎亞當，這…

800
00:42:56,407 --> 00:42:57,533
‎你真有肚量

801
00:42:58,117 --> 00:42:59,034
‎謝謝

802
00:42:59,952 --> 00:43:01,412
‎舉手之勞嘛，對吧？

803
00:43:01,495 --> 00:43:03,622
‎就像把自己的一部分交出去一樣

804
00:43:10,337 --> 00:43:11,380
‎是吧

805
00:43:13,257 --> 00:43:16,051
‎我很感激你的好意

806
00:43:16,135 --> 00:43:17,928
‎真的，不過

807
00:43:18,512 --> 00:43:20,222
‎這次我想要自己來

808
00:43:20,723 --> 00:43:23,017
‎謝謝你，不過…

809
00:43:25,227 --> 00:43:26,312
‎我行的

810
00:44:44,807 --> 00:44:46,642
‎天堂與地獄之間

811
00:44:47,142 --> 00:44:50,020
‎有個不完美的世界

812
00:44:51,146 --> 00:44:54,024
‎我們的世界，凡人的世間

813
00:44:54,942 --> 00:44:57,111
‎這兩個女人就是在此相遇

814
00:44:57,736 --> 00:44:59,488
‎一人能看見別人最好的一面

815
00:45:00,197 --> 00:45:03,283
‎另一人則能逼出別人最糟的一面

816
00:45:05,869 --> 00:45:07,162
‎但這兩個女人

817
00:45:07,663 --> 00:45:09,748
‎彼此相知相惜

818
00:45:09,832 --> 00:45:13,877
‎她們在這個不完美的世界

819
00:45:14,586 --> 00:45:18,507
‎一起創造出一段完美良緣

820
00:45:19,383 --> 00:45:22,010
‎新娘自己寫了誓言要說，夏娃請說

821
00:45:25,973 --> 00:45:26,807
‎麥茲

822
00:45:29,226 --> 00:45:32,146
‎我知道在過去某個時候

823
00:45:33,021 --> 00:45:38,944
‎妳開始相信自己不值得被愛

824
00:45:39,903 --> 00:45:43,782
‎我很期待要用我的餘生

825
00:45:44,825 --> 00:45:46,243
‎證明妳是錯的

826
00:45:47,786 --> 00:45:51,290
‎從最近的事件看來

827
00:45:52,082 --> 00:45:58,589
‎我相信這一路一定會崎嶇不平

828
00:46:01,091 --> 00:46:03,927
‎但我今天站在這裡

829
00:46:05,137 --> 00:46:08,974
‎在我們的親友面前

830
00:46:09,475 --> 00:46:14,772
‎我向妳保證，我絕對不會再一次

831
00:46:15,856 --> 00:46:16,815
‎放棄我們

832
00:46:19,735 --> 00:46:21,320
‎因為妳，麥澤金

833
00:46:22,029 --> 00:46:23,447
‎妳是我的靈魂伴侶

834
00:46:30,287 --> 00:46:31,413
‎夏娃

835
00:46:32,873 --> 00:46:34,082
‎我…

836
00:46:34,166 --> 00:46:36,168
‎我…

837
00:46:37,669 --> 00:46:39,588
‎我他媽超愛妳

838
00:46:40,714 --> 00:46:43,926
‎我他媽也超愛妳

839
00:46:51,141 --> 00:46:54,812
‎我現在宣布妳們結為連理

840
00:46:57,856 --> 00:46:59,942
‎我們結婚了！

841
00:47:34,810 --> 00:47:36,395
‎別往心裡去

842
00:47:37,229 --> 00:47:39,815
‎因為夏娃是為你而創造的

843
00:47:39,898 --> 00:47:44,486
‎所以她需要以獨立個體的身分走紅毯

844
00:47:44,987 --> 00:47:48,615
‎正如同孤獨了那麼久的麥茲

845
00:47:49,116 --> 00:47:50,784
‎需要有人陪著走紅毯

846
00:47:55,956 --> 00:47:57,499
‎妳還真的是很聰明的女人

847
00:47:58,166 --> 00:47:59,001
‎嗯

848
00:47:59,710 --> 00:48:01,003
‎別說“還真的”

849
00:48:02,796 --> 00:48:03,964
‎遵命，小姐

850
00:48:04,047 --> 00:48:05,090
‎我是說，醫生

851
00:48:06,466 --> 00:48:08,927
‎至少現在已經沒有座位的問題了

852
00:48:11,013 --> 00:48:12,264
‎我知道你過得不太順

853
00:48:12,848 --> 00:48:15,475
‎不過你要試著往好處想

854
00:48:15,559 --> 00:48:17,728
‎過得不順？

855
00:48:18,395 --> 00:48:19,605
‎我是鬼，阿曼納迪爾

856
00:48:20,772 --> 00:48:23,275
‎艾拉，妳一定要吃吃看這個素起司

857
00:48:23,358 --> 00:48:25,068
‎味道跟起司一樣

858
00:48:25,944 --> 00:48:27,029
‎但卻不是起司

859
00:48:28,739 --> 00:48:29,907
‎對啊，起司

860
00:48:30,782 --> 00:48:31,783
‎這是用什麼做的？

861
00:48:32,451 --> 00:48:34,536
‎但你至少不在地獄，丹

862
00:48:34,620 --> 00:48:37,956
‎你在這裡看著好朋友結婚

863
00:48:41,752 --> 00:48:44,338
‎我承認，在這裡對你吱吱喳喳

864
00:48:44,421 --> 00:48:46,506
‎確實是好過在地獄看鳥類圖鑑

865
00:48:53,096 --> 00:48:54,806
‎我收回，這實在太難受了

866
00:48:54,890 --> 00:48:56,642
‎沒有地獄那麼難受吧？

867
00:48:57,142 --> 00:48:59,770
‎能看到我女兒，卻很清楚她看不到我

868
00:48:59,853 --> 00:49:01,188
‎這就是地獄，阿曼納迪爾

869
00:49:02,314 --> 00:49:04,316
‎而且我為什麼只有這些選擇？

870
00:49:04,399 --> 00:49:06,234
‎我不知道我為什麼要下地獄

871
00:49:07,611 --> 00:49:10,656
‎我完全想不出我還有什麼罪惡感

872
00:49:10,739 --> 00:49:14,034
‎更糟的是，我有一票天族朋友

873
00:49:14,117 --> 00:49:16,370
‎你們理應對這種事瞭如指掌

874
00:49:16,453 --> 00:49:17,537
‎但也幫不了我

875
00:49:17,621 --> 00:49:18,538
‎丹，我很對不起

876
00:49:18,622 --> 00:49:20,832
‎我希望我們幫得了你

877
00:49:21,333 --> 00:49:23,877
‎但唯一能讓你脫困的人就是你自己

878
00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:26,338
‎你必須努力想清楚

879
00:49:26,421 --> 00:49:30,676
‎你還有什麼罪惡感，然後正面面對

880
00:49:31,259 --> 00:49:33,178
‎太棒了

881
00:49:33,261 --> 00:49:34,513
‎所以你的意思是說

882
00:49:35,180 --> 00:49:36,640
‎我除了各種問題以外

883
00:49:36,723 --> 00:49:37,933
‎還得獨自面對

884
00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:40,102
‎實在是太完美了

885
00:49:48,318 --> 00:49:49,236
‎承認吧，翠姊

886
00:49:49,736 --> 00:49:51,154
‎妳有偷摻酒，對吧？

887
00:49:53,407 --> 00:49:54,241
‎當我沒說

888
00:49:54,324 --> 00:49:56,159
‎我這句話早說了四年

889
00:49:56,243 --> 00:49:57,285
‎我是羅莉

890
00:49:57,869 --> 00:49:59,913
‎我是路西法和皓兒的朋友

891
00:49:59,997 --> 00:50:02,124
‎酷喔，我是翠絲

892
00:50:02,207 --> 00:50:03,250
‎麥茲最好的朋友

893
00:50:04,126 --> 00:50:06,795
‎我以為路西法才是麥茲最好的朋友

894
00:50:06,878 --> 00:50:07,713
‎不可能

895
00:50:07,796 --> 00:50:10,173
‎雖然我很愛路西法，但絕對不可能

896
00:50:10,716 --> 00:50:12,634
‎你愛他？

897
00:50:13,885 --> 00:50:14,720
‎為什麼？

898
00:50:15,429 --> 00:50:18,015
‎因為他很有趣，又奇怪

899
00:50:18,098 --> 00:50:20,017
‎而且很不會玩桌遊

900
00:50:20,642 --> 00:50:22,310
‎路西法會玩桌遊？

901
00:50:22,394 --> 00:50:24,563
‎至少在每週一次的遊戲之夜會玩

902
00:50:25,063 --> 00:50:26,606
‎你們有遊戲之夜？

903
00:50:26,690 --> 00:50:27,524
‎妳…

904
00:50:28,066 --> 00:50:29,234
‎從來沒有跟我說過

905
00:50:30,902 --> 00:50:31,987
‎妳在說什麼？

906
00:50:32,696 --> 00:50:34,197
‎我才剛認識妳

907
00:50:35,323 --> 00:50:37,868
‎我為什麼…妳到底是誰？

908
00:50:41,830 --> 00:50:42,873
‎誰都不是

909
00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:48,628
‎保姆會負責帶翠絲回家

910
00:50:48,712 --> 00:50:49,713
‎你想跳舞嗎？

911
00:50:49,796 --> 00:50:51,256
‎我等妳開口等了好久

912
00:50:51,923 --> 00:50:53,633
‎對了，我們得好好談談

913
00:50:54,134 --> 00:50:56,053
‎這是世界上最嚇人的四個字

914
00:50:56,136 --> 00:50:57,179
‎不是什麼壞事

915
00:50:57,262 --> 00:50:59,389
‎只是有些事情得講清楚

916
00:50:59,473 --> 00:51:01,725
‎不過現在先跳舞吧

917
00:51:09,066 --> 00:51:10,442
‎我馬上回來

918
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:13,779
‎妳該不會現在就要走了吧？

919
00:51:13,862 --> 00:51:16,740
‎麥茲才剛喝到第三瓶龍舌蘭而已

920
00:51:17,824 --> 00:51:19,367
‎你只有這句話要對我說？

921
00:51:20,077 --> 00:51:22,204
‎我等了很久，你最後還是沒出現

922
00:51:22,287 --> 00:51:24,498
‎等？在哪裡等？我出現幹什麼？

923
00:51:27,959 --> 00:51:29,294
‎妳去找裁縫了

924
00:51:32,964 --> 00:51:34,257
‎妳去找裁縫了

925
00:51:35,008 --> 00:51:38,178
‎羅莉，我很抱歉，麥茲臨時需要幫忙

926
00:51:38,261 --> 00:51:41,473
‎於是你就飛奔過去
‎就像你每次都為別人做的一樣

927
00:51:41,556 --> 00:51:43,975
‎永遠都會有某個人或某件事

928
00:51:44,059 --> 00:51:45,310
‎讓你捨我而去

929
00:51:45,393 --> 00:51:47,646
‎但妳確實說了妳不會去

930
00:51:47,729 --> 00:51:50,148
‎什麼？你還不是說了你會去！

931
00:51:50,232 --> 00:51:53,568
‎-真不敢相信我竟然會以為…
‎-羅莉

932
00:51:53,652 --> 00:51:56,029
‎這個場合不適合爭執

933
00:51:56,113 --> 00:51:57,072
‎我同意

934
00:51:57,155 --> 00:51:58,073
‎當然

935
00:51:58,156 --> 00:52:00,117
‎還是我們等遊戲之夜再談？

936
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,661
‎不對，你只和翠絲過遊戲之夜

937
00:52:02,744 --> 00:52:04,121
‎她甚至不是他的親生女兒

938
00:52:04,204 --> 00:52:05,247
‎-妳太誇張了
‎-羅莉

939
00:52:05,330 --> 00:52:06,832
‎你們跟我過來

940
00:52:06,915 --> 00:52:09,876
‎遊戲之夜也只舉辦了兩次

941
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:36,194
‎艾拉

942
00:52:36,278 --> 00:52:37,362
‎天啊

943
00:52:37,445 --> 00:52:38,947
‎我好…

944
00:52:39,030 --> 00:52:41,116
‎沒關係

945
00:52:41,199 --> 00:52:42,117
‎妳沒事吧？

946
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:43,034
‎沒事

947
00:52:43,118 --> 00:52:46,621
‎-我完全沒事，天啊，我很抱歉
‎-沒關係

948
00:52:46,705 --> 00:52:48,248
‎嘿，我先去清理一下

949
00:52:48,331 --> 00:52:50,083
‎-我的天啊
‎-妳真的沒事嗎？

950
00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:51,459
‎-沒事
‎-好

951
00:52:51,543 --> 00:52:52,460
‎我很抱歉

952
00:52:52,544 --> 00:52:53,503
‎我馬上回來

953
00:52:55,839 --> 00:52:57,632
‎-我根本就不喜歡大富翁
‎-你別說了

954
00:52:57,716 --> 00:53:01,469
‎羅莉，我知道妳很傷心
‎但我相信妳爸一定有很合理的解釋

955
00:53:01,553 --> 00:53:02,762
‎我確實是有，謝謝

956
00:53:02,846 --> 00:53:05,432
‎麥茲當時就要殺了世上第一個男人

957
00:53:05,515 --> 00:53:07,601
‎她之前利用他來嚇跑世上第一個女人

958
00:53:07,684 --> 00:53:10,270
‎所以我只得去找幾個惡魔來安撫新娘

959
00:53:10,353 --> 00:53:12,397
‎也就是現場一半的賓客

960
00:53:12,939 --> 00:53:14,900
‎也許算不上正常，但…

961
00:53:14,983 --> 00:53:17,068
‎妳每次都會找理由幫他說話

962
00:53:17,152 --> 00:53:18,111
‎為什麼，媽？

963
00:53:18,612 --> 00:53:19,863
‎他不值得妳這麼做

964
00:53:20,822 --> 00:53:22,866
‎妳想偷窺妳的未來？那我告訴妳

965
00:53:22,949 --> 00:53:27,078
‎我意外穿越時空時所面臨的大事

966
00:53:27,954 --> 00:53:29,372
‎就是妳快死了

967
00:53:30,498 --> 00:53:31,958
‎在我來自的未來

968
00:53:32,542 --> 00:53:33,919
‎妳已經生命垂危

969
00:53:34,002 --> 00:53:35,337
‎而他卻不在

970
00:53:36,463 --> 00:53:38,006
‎我再過20年就要死了？

971
00:53:39,049 --> 00:53:39,883
‎不是

972
00:53:39,966 --> 00:53:41,635
‎媽，我長得比實際年齡年輕

973
00:53:41,718 --> 00:53:42,636
‎因為我是半個天使

974
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:43,845
‎但這不是重點

975
00:53:43,929 --> 00:53:46,473
‎重點是他不在

976
00:53:46,973 --> 00:53:48,850
‎即使是那麼重大的關頭

977
00:53:49,351 --> 00:53:50,393
‎他也從沒出現過

978
00:53:51,728 --> 00:53:52,646
‎這不可…

979
00:53:53,939 --> 00:53:56,316
‎等等，把麥克風給我

980
00:53:56,399 --> 00:53:59,569
‎停掉音樂

981
00:53:59,653 --> 00:54:01,446
‎等一下，我有話要說

982
00:54:03,406 --> 00:54:04,491
‎不！

983
00:54:05,033 --> 00:54:07,202
‎我不好

984
00:54:08,119 --> 00:54:10,705
‎我為了麥茲和夏娃一直很努力自制

985
00:54:10,789 --> 00:54:12,457
‎但我再也受不了了

986
00:54:12,540 --> 00:54:14,584
‎我有些話一定要說出來

987
00:54:14,668 --> 00:54:17,295
‎因為我知道真相

988
00:54:17,879 --> 00:54:22,008
‎我知道路西法真的是魔王

989
00:54:22,092 --> 00:54:25,220
‎而不是超融入角色的演員

990
00:54:26,221 --> 00:54:30,225
‎阿曼納迪爾是天使

991
00:54:30,809 --> 00:54:32,894
‎也就是說查理是半個天使

992
00:54:37,649 --> 00:54:39,109
‎對了，麥茲

993
00:54:39,192 --> 00:54:40,902
‎麥茲是惡魔

994
00:54:41,528 --> 00:54:43,446
‎而夏娃

995
00:54:43,530 --> 00:54:45,156
‎就是夏娃

996
00:54:46,950 --> 00:54:48,702
‎我親過世上第一個女人

997
00:54:51,288 --> 00:54:55,125
‎而且殭屍顯然確實存在

998
00:54:55,208 --> 00:54:56,918
‎嚴格來說，他們不是殭屍，他們…

999
00:54:57,002 --> 00:54:58,753
‎-別說了，路西法
‎-他們是惡魔

1000
00:54:59,587 --> 00:55:02,507
‎艾拉，我知道這些事有多難消化

1001
00:55:02,590 --> 00:55:03,758
‎不是，問題就在這裡

1002
00:55:04,426 --> 00:55:07,846
‎這一點都不難消化

1003
00:55:07,929 --> 00:55:12,475
‎我本來就相信這些東西

1004
00:55:13,518 --> 00:55:16,771
‎讓我不能相信的

1005
00:55:17,397 --> 00:55:20,900
‎是你們一個個都瞞著我

1006
00:55:21,568 --> 00:55:24,195
‎這讓我傷心欲絕

1007
00:55:25,530 --> 00:55:28,033
‎你們竟然這麼瞧不起我

1008
00:55:28,825 --> 00:55:32,162
‎我懂…

1009
00:55:32,245 --> 00:55:34,289
‎我只是凡人艾拉

1010
00:55:34,372 --> 00:55:38,001
‎我有什麼能耐能幫忙阻止世界末日？

1011
00:55:38,084 --> 00:55:40,420
‎-但你們至少可以…
‎-先等一下

1012
00:55:41,588 --> 00:55:43,298
‎妳說世界末日是什麼意思？

1013
00:55:43,381 --> 00:55:46,009
‎妳不是跟我說那是妳胡思亂想嗎？

1014
00:55:46,092 --> 00:55:47,302
‎對，我說謊

1015
00:55:47,385 --> 00:55:50,555
‎因為我知道你只是想誤導我

1016
00:55:53,767 --> 00:55:54,768
‎大哥？

1017
00:55:57,687 --> 00:56:00,231
‎等等，你們該不會是要跟我說

1018
00:56:01,107 --> 00:56:02,984
‎你們不知道世界末日要降臨了？

1019
00:56:12,535 --> 00:56:13,787
‎這下不妙了

1020
00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:19,667
‎危機解除了，寶貝，妳看

1021
00:56:19,751 --> 00:56:21,211
‎在顏色吃進去之前就清掉了

1022
00:56:22,379 --> 00:56:23,380
‎好了

1023
00:56:26,633 --> 00:56:27,801
‎我錯過了什麼？

1024
00:57:21,980 --> 00:57:26,985
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