1 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:29,070 Yeah, okay. It's cool. 2 00:00:30,155 --> 00:00:31,156 Cool? 3 00:00:32,323 --> 00:00:35,118 This is the most beautiful view in all of Los Angeles. 4 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:39,289 One that only angels and very persistent pigeons get to see. 5 00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:43,835 You didn't bring me up here to show me the view. 6 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:45,920 What's up? 7 00:00:46,004 --> 00:00:48,840 Can't get anything past you, can I? 8 00:00:51,342 --> 00:00:52,802 Once upon a time, 9 00:00:53,762 --> 00:00:56,556 I made your Aunt Maze mad. 10 00:00:57,432 --> 00:00:58,892 The following morning, 11 00:00:58,975 --> 00:01:02,437 I awoke to find my bed crawling with southern widows. 12 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:04,397 Not the good kind. The spider kind. 13 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:08,151 My whiskey gone, replaced with urine. 14 00:01:08,943 --> 00:01:10,862 I expected more of my favorite aunt. 15 00:01:10,945 --> 00:01:13,865 Oh, she also did something far more heinous. 16 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:17,869 She shorted all of my suits.  17 00:01:19,245 --> 00:01:21,289 -That's more like it. 18 00:01:21,372 --> 00:01:24,417 -So, did you have it coming? -Well, you tell me. 19 00:01:25,001 --> 00:01:26,836 I ate the last of her Froot Loops. 20 00:01:30,048 --> 00:01:31,049 All that's to say, 21 00:01:31,132 --> 00:01:34,511 I can't imagine what she'll do to you if you miss her wedding. 22 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:36,805 Eve told me that you RSVP'd "no," 23 00:01:36,888 --> 00:01:39,599 which is a fact she's been wise to conceal from her future wife. 24 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:43,269 Yeah, why would Maze even care? She doesn't know me yet. 25 00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:45,855 You haven't given her much of a chance to get to know you. 26 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:47,690 Or anyone else for that matter. 27 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:49,943 Now, this wedding's an opportunity to fix that. 28 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:51,402 Yeah? 29 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:54,489 -And how would you even introduce me? -I'll tell people the truth. 30 00:01:54,572 --> 00:01:56,658 -You can't tell people I've time-traveled. -Why not? 31 00:01:56,741 --> 00:01:59,077 I tell them I'm the Devil, it tends to go over… 32 00:01:59,869 --> 00:02:02,705 Well, I guess reviews are mixed at this point. 33 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:05,083 But the important people already know about you. 34 00:02:07,043 --> 00:02:09,087 It's actually worse with people who know. 35 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:12,590 They keep asking me about their fate, and I can't tell them anything. 36 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:15,635 I mean, what if I say something that messes with the future? 37 00:02:18,304 --> 00:02:21,724 And besides, I don't-- I don't have anything to wear, so… 38 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:24,102 Oh, well, that is unacceptable. 39 00:02:24,185 --> 00:02:25,895 My tailor would be personally offended 40 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:28,439 if I didn't allow them to help you out in this time of need. 41 00:02:29,023 --> 00:02:30,775 They're a total genius. 42 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:33,319 Saved me after the short-suiting debacle. 43 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:36,447 Here, I'm going tonight for a fitting. Join me. 44 00:02:36,531 --> 00:02:38,950 We could coordinate outfits. 45 00:02:39,033 --> 00:02:40,577 Get matching cummerbunds, perhaps. 46 00:02:42,453 --> 00:02:44,164 No? Okay. 47 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:48,376 We could find something else that doesn't make you make that face. 48 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:49,794 No. 49 00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:52,547 I just-- 50 00:02:53,464 --> 00:02:54,299 No. 51 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:56,259 Right. 52 00:02:57,218 --> 00:02:59,637 Well, I'll be there, if you change your mind. 53 00:02:59,721 --> 00:03:03,474 Not that I expect you usually do, but a father can dream. 54 00:03:15,778 --> 00:03:18,198 I was wrong, Amenadiel. 55 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:21,326 So wrong. I mean, I followed my father into this job 56 00:03:21,409 --> 00:03:24,454 and because I believed in him, I believed in the system, 57 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:27,123 but I never imagined this. 58 00:03:27,832 --> 00:03:29,292 All complaints against Reiben? 59 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:30,251 Not just him. 60 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:33,171 Dozens of officers, hundreds of complaints. 61 00:03:34,505 --> 00:03:37,800 Yeah, so much for the "one bad apple" defense, right? 62 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:41,679 And the brass signed off on all of these, and nothing happened. 63 00:03:42,263 --> 00:03:43,765 I should have believed you. 64 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:46,643 I'm just glad we're on the same page now, Chloe. 65 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:48,686 I'm sorry it took so long. 66 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:50,688 But my father taught me 67 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:53,942 that when you see injustice, you confront it, so I'm going back. 68 00:03:54,859 --> 00:03:56,027 To the LAPD. 69 00:03:56,819 --> 00:03:59,614 I wanna help you and Sonya clean this up from the inside. 70 00:03:59,697 --> 00:04:00,907 Wow. 71 00:04:00,990 --> 00:04:02,992 I mean, that's-- that's-- that's great. 72 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:05,745 We need all the help that we can get, but what about Lucifer? 73 00:04:05,828 --> 00:04:07,914 What about being God's consultant? 74 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:12,001 Uh, the "God" thing is on hold for right now. 75 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:14,212 Lucifer doesn't feel comfortable going to Heaven 76 00:04:14,295 --> 00:04:16,464 until he's patched things up with Rory. 77 00:04:16,547 --> 00:04:18,258 And, you know, I agree. 78 00:04:19,133 --> 00:04:21,344 He's gonna have to go up eventually, Chloe. 79 00:04:22,053 --> 00:04:23,638 How does he feel about you staying? 80 00:04:24,555 --> 00:04:25,390 Hmm. 81 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,643 You haven't told him. 82 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:32,438 Well, I-- He's got a lot on his plate right now. 83 00:04:32,522 --> 00:04:34,315 I feel like it can wait. 84 00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:36,150 Probably till after the wedding. 85 00:04:36,234 --> 00:04:38,611 I don't wanna add any drama to Maze's big day. 86 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:42,282 Drama? It's Maze and big feelings. What could possibly go wrong? 87 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:46,869 Thank you. 88 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:51,374 Okay, "supervise flowers." Check. 89 00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:55,128 "Make sure Linda's all set to officiate." Check. 90 00:04:55,211 --> 00:04:58,464 "Nix your Black Sabbath additions from the playlist." Check. 91 00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:02,760 Yeah, I think you're right. Black Sabbath is a little too mellow for the wedding. 92 00:05:03,344 --> 00:05:04,470 Mm-hmm. 93 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:09,726 Okay, next step is confirming the number of guests with the caterer. 94 00:05:09,809 --> 00:05:12,854 You sure you don't want to invite your siblings? 95 00:05:12,937 --> 00:05:16,190 Yeah, no. You know, it's supposed to be "eat, drink and be merry." 96 00:05:16,274 --> 00:05:18,109 Not "eat, drink and be wary 97 00:05:18,192 --> 00:05:21,237 that a bunch of soulless, torture-savvy demons are gonna ruin your wedding." 98 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:24,115 Why do you assume that they would do that? 99 00:05:24,615 --> 00:05:26,075 Well, you've met them. 100 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:27,535 Yes, I have. 101 00:05:27,618 --> 00:05:29,746 A few of them. They were awesome. 102 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:32,498 Mmm. Yeah, in a fight. 103 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:34,208 But that's all they're good for. 104 00:05:35,376 --> 00:05:36,336 How do you know? 105 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:38,546 Because that's what they were made for. 106 00:05:38,629 --> 00:05:40,173 Hmm. 107 00:05:40,256 --> 00:05:42,925 That's also true about you. 108 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:46,304 And you, you've evolved. 109 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:50,433 Maybe they can too, if you just gave them a chance. 110 00:05:50,933 --> 00:05:54,354 We're not really the "happily ever after type," honey. Trust me. 111 00:05:56,564 --> 00:05:57,857 They're your family. 112 00:05:57,940 --> 00:05:58,775 No. 113 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:01,486 You're my family. 114 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,280 The only family I need. 115 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:05,281 Okay? 116 00:06:05,823 --> 00:06:09,160 Which is why I am not going to let anything or anyone 117 00:06:09,243 --> 00:06:11,662 ruin our wedding tomorrow. 118 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:15,458 Adam. 119 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:25,176 It's time to come home, babe. 120 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:01,170 So this is the first man. 121 00:07:02,213 --> 00:07:04,173 Guess God had to start somewhere. 122 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:06,008 Can we talk privately? 123 00:07:08,177 --> 00:07:09,178 Sure. 124 00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:12,849 -Hey. -Hey. 125 00:07:15,643 --> 00:07:16,727 I'm sorry, Eve. 126 00:07:16,811 --> 00:07:19,856 I know I haven't been giving you the attention that you deserve. 127 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:21,274 And that's over now, babe. 128 00:07:21,357 --> 00:07:23,901 I mean, gone are the nights of me ripping whippets, 129 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:26,571 staying up listening to Aerosmith bootlegs. 130 00:07:28,072 --> 00:07:28,990 I'm yours. 131 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:32,326 Did you just notice that I was gone? 132 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:34,537 No. 133 00:07:35,037 --> 00:07:37,582 No. I was giving you space, you know? 134 00:07:37,665 --> 00:07:39,876 Being the good, understanding husband that I am. 135 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:41,836 I figured you'd have a little fun, 136 00:07:41,919 --> 00:07:44,547 and maybe pick up a few tricks for the bedroom, 137 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:46,340 bring them home, huh? 138 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:49,010 Then I heard about this "wedding." 139 00:07:49,510 --> 00:07:52,680 I know a cry for help when I see one, so here I am. 140 00:07:52,763 --> 00:07:55,183 Rescue party of one.  141 00:07:55,266 --> 00:07:59,604 -So can we go home now? -Okay, Adam, this is my home now. 142 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:02,857 I have my own friends, my own place. 143 00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:04,233 My own kick-ass job 144 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,110 where I make my own kick-ass money. 145 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:07,904 I'm a black belt now. 146 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:10,156 Yeah, that's fun, right? 147 00:08:10,239 --> 00:08:11,991 Neighborhood martial arts academy. 148 00:08:12,074 --> 00:08:13,993 Did they give you all the belts in the rainbow? 149 00:08:14,076 --> 00:08:14,911 Funny. 150 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:17,246 That doesn't mean you know how to throw a punch. 151 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:20,082 But I get it. Message is received. 152 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:22,460 -Come on. -What message is that exactly? 153 00:08:23,711 --> 00:08:26,422 Obviously you need a change, okay? 154 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:29,467 So, fine. You wanna swing, we'll swing. 155 00:08:29,550 --> 00:08:31,928 You want a little S&M? I'm down. 156 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:33,429 Threesome? I'm up for it. 157 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:36,390 So long as I'm outnumbered, okay? But all you had to do was ask. 158 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:38,518 -You didn't have to take it this far. -Okay. 159 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:42,313 What exactly is it you think this is? 160 00:08:42,396 --> 00:08:44,982 You think this is me just trying to get your attention? 161 00:08:45,983 --> 00:08:46,817 Yeah. 162 00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:49,403 This is not about you, Adam. 163 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:54,617 This is about me, and the fact that I fell in love with someone else. 164 00:08:58,454 --> 00:09:00,414 You're in love with a demon, Eve? 165 00:09:00,998 --> 00:09:02,083 Mm-hmm. 166 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:05,127 Come on. Be serious. 167 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:06,420 You don't know her. 168 00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:08,005 I know her kind. 169 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:10,633 -I was married to her mother. -Hmm. 170 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:13,219 Which, by the way… 171 00:09:13,302 --> 00:09:15,972 you are a spitting image of Lilith. 172 00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:18,975 In more ways than one, apparently. 173 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:22,478 I bet she uses all the same tricks her mom used on me, hmm? 174 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,856 I'm not gonna let you make that same mistake, 175 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:28,526 because I've been there and done that. 176 00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:31,362 -Literally. 177 00:09:31,445 --> 00:09:34,323 You wish, you first pancake of a human. 178 00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:36,867 I-- I-- I don't wish. 179 00:09:37,868 --> 00:09:39,120 'Cause your mom was hotter. 180 00:09:39,203 --> 00:09:40,788 -Okay. -Oh, burn. 181 00:09:40,871 --> 00:09:44,584 You and me, we belong together, babe, huh? 182 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:46,961 Husband and wife since the dawn of time. 183 00:09:47,044 --> 00:09:48,838 We were never husband and wife. 184 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:51,757 I was made from you. I was delivered to you. 185 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:53,926 Hey, don't get caught up in the fine print here. 186 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:56,554 It's not a detail, okay? 187 00:09:56,637 --> 00:09:57,847 I didn't choose you. 188 00:10:00,057 --> 00:10:01,684 I'm gonna choose Maze. 189 00:10:02,518 --> 00:10:03,394 Oh. 190 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:13,195 Okay. 191 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,465 Maybe not yet. They might be too hot. 192 00:10:34,842 --> 00:10:36,469 -Mm. Mmm! -Good? 193 00:10:37,094 --> 00:10:38,304 This brings me back… 194 00:10:39,263 --> 00:10:40,389 to the future. 195 00:10:42,099 --> 00:10:43,392 -You know what I mean. -Yeah. 196 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,604 It takes me back too. I mean, actually back. 197 00:10:46,687 --> 00:10:49,649 My dad would bring me home those sandwiches after his shift. 198 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:52,652 -It's a Decker family tradition. 199 00:10:53,277 --> 00:10:54,570 Hmm? Hmm. 200 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,281 So, in the future, 201 00:10:57,365 --> 00:11:00,451 do I bring you home egg sandwiches after work? 202 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:04,622 -What? I'm just curious. -But you know I can't tell you. 203 00:11:04,705 --> 00:11:05,539 Yeah, I know. 204 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:07,291 It's just that you mentioned 205 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:09,794 I had a lot on my plate when you were growing up. 206 00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:12,129 And I just wonder… 207 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:13,381 Was it my job? 208 00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:15,675 Was it Lucifer? Something else? 209 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:18,010 I mean, I'm not asking for specifics. 210 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,471 Just, um, like, a teeny-tiny hint. 211 00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:23,599 You know, since I did the teeny-tiny thing of birthing you. 212 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:27,728 Okay, I'll tell you this one thing. 213 00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:28,646 Okay. 214 00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:30,398 In the future… 215 00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:35,444 that guilt trip also never works on me. 216 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:37,655 Right. 217 00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:40,241 You make choices, Mom. 218 00:11:40,324 --> 00:11:43,828 If I told you what they are, you wouldn't really be making them any more. 219 00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:48,457 -Yeah, you're right. You're right. 220 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,959 -When did you become-- 221 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:55,047 Sorry. 222 00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:57,383 The fly was driving me nuts. 223 00:11:59,343 --> 00:12:01,262 Um, I didn't know 224 00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:03,889 wings could do that. 225 00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:06,058 Pretty cool, huh? 226 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:08,602 Yeah, yeah, mm-hmm. 227 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:10,146 Yeah. 228 00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:14,650 So, um, have your wings always been that way? 229 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:17,987 -Mm-hmm. -Hmm. 230 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:18,946 Wow. 231 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:23,033 This is weird. 232 00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:28,289 Though I guess of all the people who could've taken my desk, 233 00:12:28,372 --> 00:12:29,957 I'm pretty happy it's you, pal. 234 00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:33,502 Now you're drinking out of my mug? 235 00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:40,050 I guess someone's gotta use it, right? I mean, what are they gonna do, bury it? 236 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,053 Put its ashes in an urn? 237 00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:48,058 I mean, it does say "40 Whole Years of Being Dan." 238 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:52,021 -But I guess you didn't read it. -Ella, you got a second? 239 00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:53,773 -Oh, yeah. -Hi, uh… 240 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:56,317 -Oh, look at that cuteness. -Quick update. 241 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,152 -You're welcome! -I have my suit now. 242 00:12:58,235 --> 00:13:01,947 So, I am all ready to be your date for the wedding, 243 00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,991 and I am very excited. 244 00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:08,746 And this is where you say, "I'm so excited too, Carol." 245 00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:12,666 -Of course I am excited! -Mm-hmm. Are you sure? 246 00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:15,878 Because every time we talk about this wedding, 247 00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:18,506 you look like you ate a bad oyster. 248 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,510 Ella, listen. Hey, I get it. 249 00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:23,844 If you're having second thoughts 250 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:25,846 about even taking me to this wedding, that's fine. 251 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,848 Carol Corbett, 252 00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:32,019 I am 100% not having second thoughts 253 00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:33,938 about you being my wedding date. 254 00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:35,606 -Okay? -Cool. 255 00:13:57,628 --> 00:13:59,964 I hate keeping this from him, Dan. 256 00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,217 Holy crap. Can you… 257 00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:06,262 -Can you s-- 258 00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:08,013 Right. 259 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:11,225 Other Dan. 260 00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:14,478 Gosh, I just wish I had someone to talk to. 261 00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,438 -I mean, other than a frog. 262 00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:17,857 Oh, no offense. 263 00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:19,275 Hey. 264 00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:23,153 Ella, you can talk to me. 265 00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:24,780 -What's wrong? 266 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,699 Carol just wouldn't understand. 267 00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:30,452 What? What wouldn't he understand? Are you not into him anymore? 268 00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:32,788 Is it the loud chewing? 269 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,624 Damn it, I should have warned you. I knew it. 270 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,085 But they can never find out that I know. 271 00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:41,297 Who's "they"? 272 00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:44,884 Oh, is this family-related? Is it one of your brothers? 273 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,969 It's just, if they… 274 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:50,222 But how could I even… 275 00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:51,891 I mean… 276 00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:54,351 world-altering! 277 00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:57,229 But then again… 278 00:14:57,313 --> 00:15:00,941 Oh, I just-- I feel so useless. 279 00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:02,359 Tell me about it. 280 00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:04,987 Who am I kidding? 281 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,365 Even if you could hear me and told me what was wrong, 282 00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:09,742 how could I actually help you? 283 00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:14,079 I mean, honestly, Other Dan has a better shot than I do. 284 00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:48,864 It's normal that seeing your ex, suddenly, after a long period of time 285 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,116 would bring up unwanted feelings. 286 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,159 Unwanted? 287 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:55,287 My feelings are legit, okay? 288 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,790 I gave that woman everything she wanted. 289 00:15:57,873 --> 00:15:59,375 And what did she give me? 290 00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:03,837 A rep as the world's number one cuckold. 291 00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:07,424 She cheated on me the second she met somebody new. 292 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,343 But I took her back. Why? 293 00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:12,304 Because we were made for each other. 294 00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:14,765 -Aww, that's sweet. -She doesn't think so. 295 00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:17,434 So she's marrying somebody else. 296 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:21,397 -Your ex is engaged? -Yeah, to a woman, of all things. 297 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:25,526 I mean, how's that gonna make me look? Do you think she even considered that? 298 00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:30,614 Well, it sounds like she's moved on. 299 00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:32,741 And maybe you should too. 300 00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:35,953 And know that takes time. 301 00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:38,414 A common rule of thumb suggests a month 302 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,457 for every year you were together. 303 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,126 All right, so… 304 00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:45,796 Carry the one… 305 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:51,218 How-- how many years is a million months? 306 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:57,141 Yeah, don't worry about it, okay? It's too long. 307 00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:59,768 -Eve's getting married tomorrow. -Wait, Eve? 308 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:03,063 As in "Eve" Eve? 309 00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:06,025 Your ex is Eve? 310 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,901 -Yeah. -Do you mean that you're-- 311 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,570 Yeah, I'm that Adam. 312 00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:10,821 I'm the guy. 313 00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:13,032 The guy who named all the animals. No biggie. 314 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:13,991 Yeah, well… 315 00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:15,617 Kind of. You know platypus? 316 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,578 Eh-- Uh, sure. 317 00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:20,164 The second I saw that thing, I was like, "platypus." 318 00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:23,208 That wasn't even a word. This is important stuff. 319 00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,169 That's why I can't let the wedding happen. 320 00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:28,297 Oh, no, I beg to differ. I'm not just saying that because I'm their officiant, 321 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:29,923 which I am, by the way. 322 00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:31,884 -Small world. -Yeah. 323 00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:34,970 I mean, what are the odds, right? 324 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,305 Right. 325 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,144 Oh, I'm in trouble, aren't I? 326 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:51,236 Look, I enjoy breaking into people's places as much as the next girl, 327 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,906 but I really think you're overreacting, honey. 328 00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:56,450 Look, she is not home. 329 00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:59,369 Her phone is going straight to voicemail. 330 00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:03,707 She is not replying to any of my texts about the marriage certificate. 331 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:06,668 Even the ones I sent with that adorable Memoji. 332 00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:10,506 I'm telling you, something is wrong. 333 00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:12,382 That Memoji slays! 334 00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:17,137 Yeah, well, maybe she's just using the sex toys we gave her 335 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,556 as a thank you for agreeing to be our officiant. 336 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,975 We gave her a fruit basket. 337 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:23,393 Exactly. 338 00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:26,480 So why don't we just leave the marriage certificate on her desk? 339 00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:28,273 And we can come back tomorrow. 340 00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:31,485 Oh, my God, what am I sitting in that-- 341 00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:33,028 What is that smell? 342 00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:36,824 Oh! 343 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:40,702 That is Adam's aftershave. 344 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,746 I knew it. 345 00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,832 I've been smelling this shit for centuries. 346 00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,333 What? Adam was here? 347 00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:48,418 -Why? -Why? 348 00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:52,256 Because he kidnapped our officiant to stop the wedding from happening! 349 00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:54,883 -Now come on, he wouldn't go that far. -Oh, yeah? 350 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,176 Yeah, he would! 351 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:59,388 He's not used to hearing "no." Especially from a woman. 352 00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:00,556 Let alone two. 353 00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:03,350 -Oh, my God. 354 00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:06,395 I can't believe you were married to that bro-hole for so long. 355 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:09,523 What do you mean? It wasn't like I had a lot of options. 356 00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:12,442 We were, like, the only two humans on Earth for a while. 357 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:16,155 And then we just got busy with the kids, you know? 358 00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:18,323 Cain's terrible twos were nothing to sneeze at. 359 00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:21,243 Yeah, well, his 20,000s weren't all that hot either. 360 00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:27,708 It just took me some time to see Adam for what he really was. 361 00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:31,128 Then when I did, 362 00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:36,550 I left his ass in the dust, and I found you, right? 363 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:39,803 -And now he's kidnapped Linda. 364 00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:42,890 You can't let him get to you. 365 00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:46,185 Hey, all that stuff he said about Lilith, that's-- 366 00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:49,271 You're nothing like her. 367 00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:52,524 Yeah, not now. 368 00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:54,151 But I will be. 369 00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:58,197 I mean, everyone becomes their mother eventually, right? 370 00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:02,117 And-- and how would you know, anyway? You've never met Lilith. 371 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,244 Well, I feel like I did. 372 00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:06,455 He talked about her all the time. 373 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,334 -He did? -Mm-hmm. 374 00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:13,545 "Lilith this, Lilith that." 375 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:16,048 Hey, babe, babe, I think I know how we get Linda back. 376 00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:19,468 -But we've gotta find him first. -Oh, trust me, we will. 377 00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:23,055 Mr. "I Named All the Animals" is not gonna know what hit him. 378 00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:24,973 Yeah, he's got a cell phone, right? 379 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:29,186 -So we call my guy, he can triangulate-- -Or straight out of the Maze handbook. 380 00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:33,106 The most efficient bounty hunter doesn't find her perp. 381 00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:35,776 She makes the perp find her. 382 00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:36,693 That's right. 383 00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:41,198 All we have to do is just bait him with what he most wants. 384 00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:44,117 -Yeah, come on. 385 00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:49,456 -Amenadiel, hey. -Hey! 386 00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:52,542 When you said you were coming back, I didn't think you meant today. 387 00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:54,503 I'm not here for work. 388 00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:59,132 I actually-- I wanted to, um, ask you something, um… 389 00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:01,551 about-- Oh, step over here. 390 00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:06,390 I wanted to ask you about angels. 391 00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:09,101 Um, their wings, specifically. 392 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:10,894 What about 'em? 393 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,689 I know how Lucifer's wings change 394 00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:15,941 according to how he's feeling about himself. 395 00:21:16,024 --> 00:21:18,944 -So is that a thing with all angels? -Well, it must be. 396 00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:21,446 I mean, there's no reason to believe that self-actualization 397 00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,407 is the case for some but not for all. 398 00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:28,370 I actually went through a little bit of a wing-thing myself, so… 399 00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:30,205 Why do you ask? 400 00:21:30,914 --> 00:21:34,876 Um, well, I just saw Rory's wings. 401 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,837 Th-- They're weapons, Amenadiel. 402 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:40,674 All angel wings can be. It just depends how they're wielded. 403 00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:43,552 Yeah, but they were metallic, almost, 404 00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:46,763 and each feather was like its own precision blade. 405 00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:48,348 Wow. 406 00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,560 They sound awesome. 407 00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:56,773 I wonder if Charlie's would be that cool. I mean, if he gets them. 408 00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:59,943 -It doesn't matter either way, of course. -Of course. 409 00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:04,364 It's just, being a cop isn't the safest job, you know? 410 00:22:04,948 --> 00:22:09,786 I just-- I wonder if Rory felt like she needed to protect herself 411 00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:12,581 because I-- I couldn't. 412 00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:14,624 Yeah, um… 413 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,294 Listen, um… 414 00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:21,340 if what Sonya went through is any indication, 415 00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:23,717 then changing the system won't be easy. 416 00:22:24,926 --> 00:22:27,179 We won't just be fighting criminals out there. 417 00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:30,640 We'll be fighting some of our co-workers in here. 418 00:22:33,977 --> 00:22:36,688 I mean, it's one thing to make myself a target, but… 419 00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:40,192 is it fair to put my daughters through that? 420 00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:42,986 Look, I, uh… 421 00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:48,200 I can't tell you what to do, Chloe. 422 00:22:49,576 --> 00:22:52,454 But I can say that you're lucky that you have a choice at all. 423 00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:57,167 So many people don't have the option to just walk away from this fight. 424 00:22:58,794 --> 00:22:59,753 You're right. 425 00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:03,548 You're right. 426 00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:06,635 If the place that I worked almost my entire life 427 00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:09,262 is part of the problem, then the least I can do 428 00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:10,931 is be part of the solution. 429 00:23:11,681 --> 00:23:13,892 Make the world a bit better for my kids. 430 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,895 Rory will have a wonderful childhood. 431 00:23:18,271 --> 00:23:20,357 Because she has a wonderful mother. 432 00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:31,076 You know, I'm glad you came to your senses. 433 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:34,955 A doggy always comes back to its bone. 434 00:23:35,622 --> 00:23:36,832 So glad you're here. 435 00:23:37,582 --> 00:23:40,460 Huh, 'cause we can be together again? 436 00:23:41,044 --> 00:23:43,839 'Cause you are going to tell me where Linda is. 437 00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:47,676 Sorry, babe. No can do. 438 00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:53,432 We'll see about that, babe. 439 00:23:56,351 --> 00:23:57,811 What? 440 00:23:57,894 --> 00:24:01,731 Is your little pet demon lying in wait, ready to take me down? 441 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:03,525 No. 442 00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:06,862 Just little old me. 443 00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:16,663 And my rainbow-colored belts. 444 00:24:29,509 --> 00:24:30,760 Adam. 445 00:24:32,262 --> 00:24:35,348 -Lilith? -Hmm. 446 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:38,560 Oh, Adam. 447 00:24:41,229 --> 00:24:43,482 You never forget your first. 448 00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:44,608 Am I right? 449 00:24:44,691 --> 00:24:45,775 You… 450 00:24:48,945 --> 00:24:50,363 aren't Lilith. 451 00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:52,199 Oh. 452 00:24:52,908 --> 00:24:54,326 Close enough though. 453 00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:58,205 Her spitting image in more ways than one. 454 00:24:58,955 --> 00:24:59,873 Hmm? 455 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:03,543 Isn't this what you wanted all along? 456 00:25:05,003 --> 00:25:05,837 No. 457 00:25:07,547 --> 00:25:08,882 I got rid of Lilith. 458 00:25:08,965 --> 00:25:11,468 Oh, you. 459 00:25:12,552 --> 00:25:15,514 We both know how that really went down. 460 00:25:15,597 --> 00:25:19,476 You had Daddy send me away because I… 461 00:25:20,268 --> 00:25:22,604 rejected you. 462 00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:26,691 I couldn't love you the way you loved me. 463 00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:28,068 It's not what I do. 464 00:25:29,027 --> 00:25:33,490 So God sent you a consolation prize. 465 00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:37,536 Sweet, pliable Eve. 466 00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:41,998 A plaything for you to have dominion over, like the animals. 467 00:25:44,417 --> 00:25:45,460 Look at her. 468 00:25:46,419 --> 00:25:47,379 Go on. 469 00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:49,589 Say it. 470 00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:52,676 She could never fill my shoes. 471 00:25:54,844 --> 00:25:56,638 She's not even a whole person. 472 00:25:57,806 --> 00:26:00,392 -Just a piece of you. -Okay, that's enough. 473 00:26:02,018 --> 00:26:03,144 What are you doing? 474 00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:09,317 I'm torturing him so we can find Linda. 475 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:12,153 Yeah, but who are you really torturing here though? Him or me? 476 00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:15,782 -You're just the button I'm pushing. -Okay, well, stop pushing. 477 00:26:15,865 --> 00:26:18,368 -Use something else. -That's not how torture works, Eve. 478 00:26:18,952 --> 00:26:20,996 -Really? -This is what I do. 479 00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:21,997 -Who I am. 480 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:25,375 You want demons at your wedding? Well, this is what it looks like. 481 00:26:26,501 --> 00:26:28,128 What? Too much for you? 482 00:26:29,921 --> 00:26:31,548 Oh, right. Well… 483 00:26:32,924 --> 00:26:35,260 Guess that's a good thing Adam showed up when he did, huh? 484 00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:37,387 Now you've seen the real me. 485 00:26:37,470 --> 00:26:40,682 You can leave my ass in the dust before it's too late. 486 00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:42,767 Leave your a-- Why would I… 487 00:26:48,231 --> 00:26:50,358 -Adam. -Yes. 488 00:26:52,110 --> 00:26:54,112 How did you find out about the wedding? 489 00:26:54,195 --> 00:26:57,616 Uh, I heard it from Saraqael, 490 00:26:58,158 --> 00:27:00,577 who heard it from Gabriel, 491 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,872 who could have heard it from anybody 492 00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:07,167 because it's actually the talk of the town up in the Silver City. 493 00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:10,629 And as you can imagine, it's not really doing wonders for my rep, 494 00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:13,381 but that's, you know, neither here nor there-- 495 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:14,382 Maze. 496 00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:15,884 What? 497 00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:18,303 How did he find out? 498 00:27:21,264 --> 00:27:23,725 Fine. Yeah, it was me. 499 00:27:25,393 --> 00:27:29,648 I sent the news hoping your idiot ex would do something about it. 500 00:27:29,731 --> 00:27:31,566 I'm the idiot? Really? 501 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:35,403 Everyone knows it's "Adam and Eve," not "Eve and some rando demon." 502 00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:37,989 Why would you want him to find out? 503 00:27:38,073 --> 00:27:40,408 -Because I-- I-- -Because what? 504 00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:42,160 Because I can't be a mother! 505 00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:48,208 That's what this is all about? 506 00:27:48,291 --> 00:27:52,545 The fact that I said that you would be a good mom, once? 507 00:27:52,629 --> 00:27:56,341 Once was all it took for me to realize you have no idea who you're marrying. 508 00:27:56,925 --> 00:28:00,261 I can't be a good mother, Eve. 509 00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:04,057 I'd just end up like her. 510 00:28:04,140 --> 00:28:08,186 And what, we couldn't just talk about this like-- like a normal couple? 511 00:28:08,269 --> 00:28:09,646 I'm not normal! 512 00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,732 I don't do "talking." 513 00:28:12,816 --> 00:28:16,194 -I needed you to see the real me. -What? What is the real you? 514 00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:20,073 What? An evil demon that just ruins everything, 515 00:28:20,156 --> 00:28:22,951 and this will never work out? I can't… 516 00:28:23,034 --> 00:28:25,787 -I can't-- I can't do this anymore. -You can't do this? 517 00:28:25,870 --> 00:28:29,040 Yeah, I can't be the only one that believes in you. 518 00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:32,001 I can't be the only one that believes in us. I, uh-- 519 00:28:33,461 --> 00:28:35,338 Of course we don't have to have kids, 520 00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:38,425 but if I'm the only one who's willing to talk about it and-- 521 00:28:38,508 --> 00:28:41,428 and change and-- and compromise, then… 522 00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:45,265 …then we shouldn't be together. 523 00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:49,602 We definitely should not be getting married. 524 00:28:53,940 --> 00:28:54,899 Wait! 525 00:28:58,820 --> 00:28:59,738 What? 526 00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:04,659 Well, uh, we still have to find Linda. 527 00:29:10,290 --> 00:29:11,666 I'm sure you'll manage. 528 00:29:27,891 --> 00:29:29,559 Oh, boy. 529 00:29:34,397 --> 00:29:37,192 Maze, I got your text. 530 00:29:37,275 --> 00:29:39,778 What's the emergency? I have a suit that needs fitting. 531 00:29:39,861 --> 00:29:41,279 No, you don't. 532 00:29:41,362 --> 00:29:43,823 I need you to stop me from killing him! 533 00:29:47,535 --> 00:29:48,578 Adam. 534 00:29:49,704 --> 00:29:52,791 But I thought you were dead and buried. 535 00:29:52,874 --> 00:29:55,335 Dust you are and blah, blah, blah.  536 00:29:56,085 --> 00:29:58,463 So what's he doing here? 537 00:29:58,546 --> 00:29:59,756 And why are you…? 538 00:30:01,216 --> 00:30:02,300 Where's Eve? 539 00:30:04,260 --> 00:30:05,386 Oh, Maze. 540 00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:08,556 When it comes to self-sabotage, I fear you've outdone me. 541 00:30:09,182 --> 00:30:11,518 Does this mean my best fiend's wedding is off? 542 00:30:13,144 --> 00:30:14,854 He kidnapped our officiant. 543 00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:20,068 -Where's Dr. Linda? -He isn't talking. 544 00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:23,696 The wedding's off. He got what he wanted, didn't he? 545 00:30:23,780 --> 00:30:27,158 -What are you really after? -What, you think I'm gonna tell you, huh? 546 00:30:27,242 --> 00:30:31,079 Make it easy for the Devil, who stole my wife twice? 547 00:30:31,162 --> 00:30:34,332 Actually, fig leaf, that's exactly what you're going to do. 548 00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:35,834 Tell me, 549 00:30:37,001 --> 00:30:39,546 what is it you truly desire, Adam? 550 00:30:41,381 --> 00:30:42,423 I… 551 00:30:45,093 --> 00:30:46,928 I wanna be a better man. 552 00:30:48,346 --> 00:30:49,222 Oh. 553 00:30:50,431 --> 00:30:51,808 No. 554 00:30:51,891 --> 00:30:55,395 At first, I kidnapped the doctor to sabotage the wedding, yeah. 555 00:30:55,478 --> 00:30:59,190 But then she helped me realize what I really need. 556 00:30:59,899 --> 00:31:02,569 -To deal with my issues. -What issues? 557 00:31:02,652 --> 00:31:04,863 Well, when God first made me, my role was clear. 558 00:31:04,946 --> 00:31:07,532 Name all the animals, avoid certain fruit and be a man. 559 00:31:07,615 --> 00:31:10,618 That meant, "be strong, show no weakness and problem-solve through violence." 560 00:31:11,578 --> 00:31:14,289 But everything has changed since. 561 00:31:14,372 --> 00:31:17,041 Women are no longer an obedient piece of men. 562 00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:18,668 And dudes… 563 00:31:19,919 --> 00:31:21,379 Dudes can be vulnerable. 564 00:31:21,921 --> 00:31:22,797 Which is… 565 00:31:24,173 --> 00:31:25,091 Which is scary. 566 00:31:25,174 --> 00:31:26,050 Hmm. 567 00:31:26,134 --> 00:31:29,262 And wolves, they've turned into, like, 800 kinds of pets. 568 00:31:29,345 --> 00:31:31,764 Some with really dumb names, by the way. 569 00:31:31,848 --> 00:31:32,891 "Poodle"? 570 00:31:32,974 --> 00:31:36,311 I mean, that's why you don't let amateurs do the jobs of professionals. 571 00:31:38,104 --> 00:31:42,358 Anyway, she said that my beliefs about what a man should be 572 00:31:42,442 --> 00:31:43,902 are actually hurting me. 573 00:31:43,985 --> 00:31:46,696 Apparently it's called toxic masculinity, and it's, um… 574 00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:49,616 it's pretty common. 575 00:31:52,452 --> 00:31:54,662 The good news is she can cure me. 576 00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:55,705 She's cool. 577 00:31:55,788 --> 00:31:58,583 So, when I'm done with the treatment, I'll let her go. 578 00:31:58,666 --> 00:32:00,460 So you're asserting dominance over a woman 579 00:32:00,543 --> 00:32:03,338 in order to learn how to stop asserting dominance over women? 580 00:32:03,421 --> 00:32:06,966 -Dude, you are beyond help. -Whoa, at least I'm trying. 581 00:32:07,050 --> 00:32:08,176 You call this trying? 582 00:32:08,259 --> 00:32:11,930 If you need therapy, you call the office, make an appointment and pay in cash. 583 00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:14,015 Or in kind, if she's up for it. 584 00:32:14,098 --> 00:32:15,725 I mean, have some decency, man. 585 00:32:16,601 --> 00:32:17,602 Word, man. 586 00:32:18,102 --> 00:32:20,605 You're making me realize I've not been going about this 587 00:32:20,688 --> 00:32:22,857 in the most ideal way. 588 00:32:23,524 --> 00:32:26,986 Classic Adam. Yeah, wokeness is hard. 589 00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:28,738 I gotta be better at it. 590 00:32:28,821 --> 00:32:29,864 And I will. 591 00:32:31,449 --> 00:32:33,534 I swear I didn't hurt the doctor. 592 00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:35,328 -I can take you to her. -Thank you. 593 00:32:36,371 --> 00:32:37,580 See? 594 00:32:37,664 --> 00:32:40,708 Even the most primitive of men can evolve.  595 00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:44,921 And even the most badass of demons can soften. 596 00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:46,547 Hmm. 597 00:32:46,631 --> 00:32:48,549 Scary, but it's true, Maze. 598 00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:49,467 Yeah. 599 00:32:50,301 --> 00:32:54,389 Yeah, because I've come such a long way from wreaking hell, inflicting pain… 600 00:32:56,724 --> 00:32:58,851 …and driving everyone away. 601 00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:03,606 All I know is the Mazikeen I used to know 602 00:33:03,690 --> 00:33:05,775 wouldn't have hesitated to kill the guy. 603 00:33:14,742 --> 00:33:17,787 After we find Linda, I'm gonna need your help with something. 604 00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:52,280 Dearie me! 605 00:33:53,948 --> 00:33:55,575 Did they run out of apples? 606 00:33:56,451 --> 00:33:58,703 If you're here to speak for her, don't. 607 00:33:58,786 --> 00:34:01,164 I am not here to speak for her. 608 00:34:03,332 --> 00:34:04,167 Come. 609 00:34:05,376 --> 00:34:06,294 Come on. 610 00:34:12,216 --> 00:34:14,886 What kind of person tries to wreck their own wedding? 611 00:34:14,969 --> 00:34:18,514 The kind that doesn't feel worthy of love. 612 00:34:21,184 --> 00:34:23,186 I thought you weren't here to speak for her. 613 00:34:23,269 --> 00:34:24,270 I'm really not. 614 00:34:24,353 --> 00:34:27,982 But then I realized, I never gave you your wedding present. 615 00:34:28,983 --> 00:34:29,901 Come on. 616 00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:34,989 There's no wedding, but I like presents. 617 00:34:46,834 --> 00:34:49,504 -Uh, what am I looking at? -Demons from Hell. 618 00:34:49,587 --> 00:34:52,298 In freshly dead bodies. 619 00:34:53,424 --> 00:34:55,510 Well, it's both something old and something new 620 00:34:55,593 --> 00:34:58,179 in something borrowed with plenty of nasty blue bits. 621 00:34:58,262 --> 00:35:00,556 -So I'd call that a grand slam. -Wow! 622 00:35:02,141 --> 00:35:03,601 Thank you? 623 00:35:03,684 --> 00:35:06,062 -Yep. -Very thoughtful. 624 00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:08,564 I asked him to do this! 625 00:35:10,191 --> 00:35:12,735 Whether there's a wedding tomorrow or not, 626 00:35:14,195 --> 00:35:18,157 I wanted my family to know that I'm proud of who I love. 627 00:35:20,076 --> 00:35:22,954 I thought you had thousands of siblings. 628 00:35:24,247 --> 00:35:25,289 I do. 629 00:35:25,373 --> 00:35:27,834 Uh, most of them turned her down. 630 00:35:27,917 --> 00:35:30,795 Fresh batch of white supremacists to torture or a family wedding. 631 00:35:30,878 --> 00:35:32,338 -Hmm? -Uh-huh. 632 00:35:35,007 --> 00:35:36,717 -Sorry. -Don't be. 633 00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:39,971 I honestly thought I'd be standing outside your balcony alone. 634 00:35:42,348 --> 00:35:44,392 Must have been very hard to ask. 635 00:35:45,852 --> 00:35:46,727 Yeah, but… 636 00:35:47,937 --> 00:35:50,606 I realized that I was holding on to some pretty old ideas 637 00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:53,025 of what I thought demons were supposed to be. 638 00:35:54,026 --> 00:35:56,946 Turns out some of us are the "happily ever after" kind. 639 00:35:57,822 --> 00:36:01,450 I mean, Squee's favorite movie is Four Weddings and a Funeral. 640 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,036 Mainly for the funeral, but still. 641 00:36:09,667 --> 00:36:12,378 Well, it-- It's very nice to meet you all. 642 00:36:13,129 --> 00:36:14,297 Uh… 643 00:36:15,047 --> 00:36:19,552 How do you say, "I wish it was under happier circumstances" in Lilim? 644 00:36:29,729 --> 00:36:30,897 Look, Eve, I-- 645 00:36:32,106 --> 00:36:33,941 I am so sorry. 646 00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:37,361 I'm just terrified of becoming my mother. 647 00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:40,781 And sometimes it's easier to act as though I already have, 648 00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:42,867 instead of fighting. 649 00:36:43,534 --> 00:36:46,037 But I've-- I have changed so much, 650 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,955 and I can keep on changing. 651 00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:49,832 Can I ever be normal? Probably not. 652 00:36:49,916 --> 00:36:51,250 But I can be better. 653 00:36:52,668 --> 00:36:54,003 And I promise, 654 00:36:54,587 --> 00:36:56,339 if you give us another shot, 655 00:36:57,006 --> 00:36:58,966 I will never stop trying. 656 00:36:59,759 --> 00:37:03,471 Because I do believe in us. 657 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:13,314 You know, when you try, you're actually not half bad at talking. 658 00:37:13,397 --> 00:37:15,524 And for the record, 659 00:37:15,608 --> 00:37:18,903 I never wanted you to be normal. 660 00:37:18,986 --> 00:37:20,112 You know, I just… 661 00:37:20,905 --> 00:37:22,615 I just want you to be you. 662 00:37:24,116 --> 00:37:25,409 Whatever that is. 663 00:37:30,957 --> 00:37:32,541 I'll call the caterer. 664 00:37:33,376 --> 00:37:35,836 My best fiend's wedding is back on! 665 00:37:41,425 --> 00:37:43,719 -Ah, well done, you. -I love you. 666 00:37:47,598 --> 00:37:49,058 This is what Lucifer does. 667 00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:51,769 Every damn time. 668 00:37:53,521 --> 00:37:54,897 He might still make it. 669 00:37:56,399 --> 00:37:57,608 No, he won't. 670 00:37:58,901 --> 00:38:01,153 I can't believe I fell for it again. 671 00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:23,592 -Hey. -Oh! Oh, I'm so-- I'm so sorry. 672 00:38:23,676 --> 00:38:26,262 I'm, uh… I'm saving this one. 673 00:38:26,345 --> 00:38:27,596 Oh, okay. 674 00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:30,057 Yeah, uh, no-- no problem. 675 00:38:33,602 --> 00:38:35,354 -Hey, how are you? -Hey. 676 00:38:36,772 --> 00:38:39,442 Whew! Thanks for looking out, man. 677 00:38:39,525 --> 00:38:41,777 So anyway, bill-to-head ratio, 678 00:38:41,861 --> 00:38:45,823 that's the only surefire way to tell a downy from a hairy woodpecker. 679 00:38:45,906 --> 00:38:48,159 I had no idea you were into birding. 680 00:38:48,951 --> 00:38:51,787 Yeah, I never was, but that's the only book I could find down there. 681 00:38:51,871 --> 00:38:54,540 There are books in Hell? That's nice. 682 00:38:54,623 --> 00:38:55,499 "Book." 683 00:38:55,583 --> 00:38:56,709 Singular. 684 00:38:56,792 --> 00:39:00,671 -Field Guide to Birds of North America. -Sounds like an interesting read, though. 685 00:39:00,755 --> 00:39:03,758 Yeah, not so much after the ten-thousandth time. 686 00:39:04,633 --> 00:39:07,803 But, you know, nothing's really that interesting, not even birding. 687 00:39:07,887 --> 00:39:10,014 We should probably stop talking now. 688 00:39:12,266 --> 00:39:13,100 Yeah, sure. 689 00:39:13,184 --> 00:39:16,145 Uh, I'll just stand in the back, get out of everybody's way. 690 00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:24,320 You know, it's very pretty here, but is it just me, 691 00:39:24,403 --> 00:39:27,698 or does it smell like a three-day-old crime scene to you? 692 00:39:29,158 --> 00:39:30,910 Uh, well… 693 00:39:31,577 --> 00:39:36,040 Can you believe they fertilized the plants last night? 694 00:39:36,123 --> 00:39:37,541 -Last night? 695 00:39:37,625 --> 00:39:39,835 -It's terrible timing. -Yeah, I know. 696 00:39:39,919 --> 00:39:41,670 We-- we actually can believe it, 697 00:39:41,754 --> 00:39:46,634 because, you know, that right there is, by far, the most plausible explanation. 698 00:39:46,717 --> 00:39:50,930 So, thanks, Amenadiel, for clarifying that. 699 00:39:52,348 --> 00:39:54,350 I mean, what did you think? 700 00:39:54,433 --> 00:39:56,936 What, we were at some, like, hell monster wedding, 701 00:39:57,019 --> 00:39:59,188 attended by decaying zombies? Ha ha! 702 00:40:02,691 --> 00:40:04,151 I'm just gonna keep this one. 703 00:40:12,159 --> 00:40:13,994 So when are you two getting married? 704 00:40:16,038 --> 00:40:18,958 -Trixie, I don't think that… -Well, we haven't really discussed… 705 00:40:19,041 --> 00:40:21,836 -…not that we wouldn't. -…tying the knot. 706 00:40:21,919 --> 00:40:25,214 I-- I'm kidding, guys. I just wanted to see you squirm. 707 00:40:25,297 --> 00:40:27,174 -Oh! Hmm! -Oh, very good! 708 00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:29,218 You little devil. 709 00:40:33,764 --> 00:40:36,350 Oh, don't worry, she'll show up. 710 00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:38,352 She's not gonna miss her aunt's wedding. 711 00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:40,896 I'm not so sure. She's got her mom's stubbornness. 712 00:40:42,690 --> 00:40:46,277 -I mean "determination." -Oh. Hmm. 713 00:40:49,405 --> 00:40:50,739 Ah. Here she is! 714 00:40:50,823 --> 00:40:53,075 Rory! There's a seat here. 715 00:40:55,244 --> 00:40:56,120 Rory. 716 00:41:04,503 --> 00:41:06,922 -What happened? -I don't know. 717 00:41:29,612 --> 00:41:31,947 Wow. 718 00:41:32,031 --> 00:41:34,617 Maze, you're getting married. 719 00:41:36,035 --> 00:41:39,830 -I never thought we'd get here. -Why? 'Cause you got kidnapped? 720 00:41:40,873 --> 00:41:43,334 Uh… yep. 721 00:41:44,168 --> 00:41:46,629 -That's exactly why. 722 00:42:18,869 --> 00:42:20,996 Whoa! 723 00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:24,458 Well, that's quite the upgrade from the old fig leaves, huh? 724 00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:26,835 Not that I ever had any complaint about those. 725 00:42:26,919 --> 00:42:30,548 -What are you doing here? -Linda said I should be supportive. 726 00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:33,133 I want the best for you, Eve. 727 00:42:33,717 --> 00:42:36,845 I really do. You deserve to be happy. 728 00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:42,518 Thanks. 729 00:42:44,812 --> 00:42:48,816 And also, I heard that you didn't have anyone to walk you down the aisle. 730 00:42:49,316 --> 00:42:52,236 It would be my honor if I could give you away. 731 00:42:54,071 --> 00:42:55,281 Adam, that is… 732 00:42:56,323 --> 00:42:59,034 -It's very big of you. -Thanks. 733 00:42:59,952 --> 00:43:03,622 I might as well, right? It's like I'm giving away a piece of myself. 734 00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:08,836 Yeah. 735 00:43:10,337 --> 00:43:11,380 Yeah. 736 00:43:13,132 --> 00:43:16,051 Uh, I-- I really appreciate that. 737 00:43:16,135 --> 00:43:17,928 I do, but, uh… 738 00:43:18,512 --> 00:43:20,723 I think I'm gonna do this one on my own. 739 00:43:20,806 --> 00:43:23,017 So, thanks, but… 740 00:43:25,227 --> 00:43:26,312 I got this. 741 00:43:31,609 --> 00:43:32,443 Wow. 742 00:44:44,807 --> 00:44:47,059 Between Heaven and Hell, 743 00:44:47,142 --> 00:44:50,020 there's an imperfect place. 744 00:44:51,271 --> 00:44:54,024 Our place, here on Earth. 745 00:44:54,942 --> 00:44:57,152 That's where these two women met. 746 00:44:57,236 --> 00:45:00,114 One who sees the best in people, 747 00:45:00,197 --> 00:45:03,283 and one who can torture the worst out of them. 748 00:45:05,869 --> 00:45:07,579 But these two women, 749 00:45:07,663 --> 00:45:09,748 they understood each other, 750 00:45:09,832 --> 00:45:13,877 and together they made, in this imperfect place, 751 00:45:14,628 --> 00:45:18,424 something that might actually be perfect. 752 00:45:19,466 --> 00:45:22,010 The brides have written their own vows. Eve. 753 00:45:25,222 --> 00:45:26,807 Maze… 754 00:45:29,184 --> 00:45:32,146 I know that at some point 755 00:45:33,105 --> 00:45:38,944 you became convinced that you were unworthy of love. 756 00:45:39,903 --> 00:45:43,782 I look forward to spending the rest of my life 757 00:45:44,825 --> 00:45:46,243 proving you wrong. 758 00:45:47,786 --> 00:45:51,999 If recent events are any indication… 759 00:45:52,082 --> 00:45:57,671 …then I am sure that there's going to be a lot of bumps 760 00:45:57,755 --> 00:45:58,922 along the way. 761 00:46:01,133 --> 00:46:03,677 But as I stand here today… 762 00:46:04,970 --> 00:46:09,057 …in front of our family and our friends, 763 00:46:09,558 --> 00:46:14,772 I promise you that I will never, ever give up on us. 764 00:46:15,856 --> 00:46:18,942 -Again. 765 00:46:19,818 --> 00:46:21,945 Because you, Mazikeen, 766 00:46:22,029 --> 00:46:23,989 you're my soul mate. 767 00:46:29,411 --> 00:46:31,580 Eve… 768 00:46:32,748 --> 00:46:33,582 I, um… 769 00:46:34,166 --> 00:46:36,168 I… 770 00:46:36,251 --> 00:46:39,588 I just love you so fucking much. 771 00:46:41,673 --> 00:46:43,926 I love you so fucking much. 772 00:46:44,009 --> 00:46:47,721 -Yeah! 773 00:46:51,141 --> 00:46:54,812 Well, I now pronounce you wife and wife. 774 00:46:57,856 --> 00:46:59,233 -We did it. -We did it! 775 00:47:34,810 --> 00:47:36,395 Don't take it personally. 776 00:47:37,229 --> 00:47:39,815 Because Eve was created for you, 777 00:47:39,898 --> 00:47:42,442 it was important for her to walk down the aisle 778 00:47:42,526 --> 00:47:44,486 as an individual person. 779 00:47:44,987 --> 00:47:48,615 Just like it was important to Maze, who's been alone for so long, 780 00:47:49,157 --> 00:47:50,784 to walk with someone. 781 00:47:52,828 --> 00:47:54,997 Oh, wow. 782 00:47:55,956 --> 00:47:59,167 -You actually are a smart woman. -Yeah. 783 00:47:59,710 --> 00:48:01,003 Drop the "actually." 784 00:48:02,796 --> 00:48:05,090 Yes, ma'am. I mean, "Doctor." 785 00:48:05,799 --> 00:48:09,553 Hey, at least the chair situation has been alleviated. 786 00:48:10,470 --> 00:48:12,848 -Look, I know you're having a bad day. 787 00:48:12,931 --> 00:48:15,475 But just-- just try and look at the silver lining. 788 00:48:15,559 --> 00:48:17,644 A bad day? A bad day. 789 00:48:18,395 --> 00:48:19,605 I'm a ghost, Amenadiel. 790 00:48:20,772 --> 00:48:23,275 Ella, you gotta try this vegan cheese. 791 00:48:23,358 --> 00:48:25,068 -Mm-hmm. -Tastes like cheese. 792 00:48:25,944 --> 00:48:27,821 -Except not at all. -Mm-hmm. 793 00:48:27,905 --> 00:48:29,907 -Mm-hmm. Yeah, cheese. Mm-hmm. 794 00:48:30,741 --> 00:48:31,783 What's in this? 795 00:48:32,451 --> 00:48:34,620 But at least you're not in Hell, Dan. 796 00:48:34,703 --> 00:48:37,956 You're here, watching your good friend get married. 797 00:48:41,793 --> 00:48:44,338 Well, I will admit, grousing to you up here 798 00:48:44,421 --> 00:48:47,132 sure beats reading about grouses down there. 799 00:48:53,096 --> 00:48:54,848 I take it back. This is way too hard. 800 00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:56,975 Not as hard as Hell though, right? 801 00:48:57,059 --> 00:48:59,853 Being able to see my own daughter and knowing that she can't see me, 802 00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:01,772 that's its own kind of hell, Amenadiel. 803 00:49:02,314 --> 00:49:04,316 Now, why are those my only choices, anyway? 804 00:49:04,399 --> 00:49:06,902 I don't even know why I went to Hell in the first place. 805 00:49:07,611 --> 00:49:10,614 And I honestly can't think of anything I feel guilty about anymore. 806 00:49:10,697 --> 00:49:13,951 And what's worse? What's worse is I'm friends with celestial beings 807 00:49:14,034 --> 00:49:16,370 who are supposed to understand how all this stuff works, 808 00:49:16,453 --> 00:49:17,746 and not even they can help me. 809 00:49:17,829 --> 00:49:21,083 Dan, I'm sorry. I-- I wish we could, 810 00:49:21,166 --> 00:49:23,877 but the only one who can get you out of this mess is you. 811 00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:26,338 Now you have got to try and figure out 812 00:49:26,421 --> 00:49:30,676 what you're still feeling guilty about and then face it head on. 813 00:49:31,259 --> 00:49:33,136 Great. Great. 814 00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:36,640 So basically what you're telling me is that on top of everything else, 815 00:49:37,224 --> 00:49:40,310 I'm on my own. That's just peachy. 816 00:49:48,318 --> 00:49:51,154 'Fess up, T. You spiked the punch, didn't you? 817 00:49:51,947 --> 00:49:54,241 -Huh? -Never mind. 818 00:49:54,324 --> 00:49:59,913 I'm about four years too early. I'm Rory. Uh, Lucifer and Chloe's friend. 819 00:49:59,997 --> 00:50:03,250 Cool. I'm Trixie. Maze's best friend. 820 00:50:04,126 --> 00:50:06,795 I thought Lucifer was Maze's best friend. 821 00:50:06,878 --> 00:50:10,173 No way. I love Lucifer, but no way. 822 00:50:10,716 --> 00:50:12,634 You love him, huh? 823 00:50:13,885 --> 00:50:14,720 Why? 824 00:50:15,429 --> 00:50:20,017 'Cause he's funny and weird and really bad at board games. 825 00:50:20,642 --> 00:50:22,227 Lucifer plays board games? 826 00:50:22,310 --> 00:50:24,896 At least once a week. On game night. 827 00:50:24,980 --> 00:50:29,651 You guys have a game night? You… never told me that. 828 00:50:30,902 --> 00:50:31,987 What do you mean? 829 00:50:32,696 --> 00:50:34,448 I just met you. 830 00:50:35,073 --> 00:50:35,991 Why does it…? 831 00:50:36,074 --> 00:50:37,868 Who are you again? 832 00:50:41,830 --> 00:50:42,873 I'm nobody. 833 00:50:45,667 --> 00:50:48,587 Hey! All right, so the babysitter's gonna take Trixie home. 834 00:50:48,670 --> 00:50:51,590 -You wanna hit the dance floor? -I thought you'd never ask. 835 00:50:51,673 --> 00:50:53,967 Oh, and by the way, we need to talk. 836 00:50:54,051 --> 00:50:56,136 Four most terrifying words in the English language. 837 00:50:56,219 --> 00:50:59,389 No, it's nothing bad. We just need to figure something out. 838 00:50:59,473 --> 00:51:01,725 But now… Right now, we dance. 839 00:51:08,565 --> 00:51:10,901 -Hey, uh, I'll be right back. -Mm-hmm. 840 00:51:12,402 --> 00:51:16,823 You're not leaving right now, are you? Maze is only on her third tequila… bottle. 841 00:51:17,824 --> 00:51:19,993 That's what you have to say to me? 842 00:51:20,077 --> 00:51:22,204 I waited. You never showed up. 843 00:51:22,788 --> 00:51:24,498 Waited? Where? Showed up for what? 844 00:51:27,959 --> 00:51:30,629 Oh, you went to the tailor. 845 00:51:31,588 --> 00:51:34,257 Oh! You went to the tailor. 846 00:51:35,050 --> 00:51:38,178 Ah, Rory, I'm so sorry. Maze needed my help. 847 00:51:38,261 --> 00:51:41,431 And you went running, like you always do for everyone else. 848 00:51:41,515 --> 00:51:43,183 There's always gonna be someone 849 00:51:43,266 --> 00:51:45,310 or something you choose over me, isn't there? 850 00:51:45,393 --> 00:51:47,646 In my defense, you did say you weren't going. 851 00:51:47,729 --> 00:51:49,940 What? And you said you'd be there! 852 00:51:50,023 --> 00:51:53,568 -I can't believe I let myself think that-- -Rory. Rory. 853 00:51:53,652 --> 00:51:57,072 -This is not the time or place right now. -Agreed. 854 00:51:57,155 --> 00:52:00,117 Sure. Why don't we talk about it over game night? 855 00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,577 Oh, wait, that's something you only do with Trixie, 856 00:52:02,661 --> 00:52:04,121 who's not even his real daughter! 857 00:52:04,204 --> 00:52:06,832 -I don't believe this. -Rory. You guys come over here. 858 00:52:06,915 --> 00:52:09,876 Game night happened twice. 859 00:52:35,193 --> 00:52:36,194 -Ella. 860 00:52:36,278 --> 00:52:38,947 Oh, God! Oh, God! I'm so… 861 00:52:39,030 --> 00:52:41,324 -It's okay. It's okay. Hey, hey, hey. -I-- 862 00:52:41,408 --> 00:52:42,951 -Are you okay? -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 863 00:52:43,034 --> 00:52:46,037 -No, totes. Oh, my gosh, I am so sorry. -It's okay. 864 00:52:46,121 --> 00:52:48,999 -Hey, hey, I'm gonna go clean this up. -Oh, my gosh. 865 00:52:49,082 --> 00:52:50,083 Are you sure you're okay? 866 00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:53,461 -Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh, so sorry. -All right. I'll be right back! 867 00:52:55,797 --> 00:52:58,884 -I don't even like Monopoly anyway. -Oh, please. Rory, I know you're upset. 868 00:52:58,967 --> 00:53:01,469 But I'm sure your father has a perfectly reasonable explanation. 869 00:53:01,553 --> 00:53:02,762 I do, thank you. 870 00:53:02,846 --> 00:53:05,432 Maze was about to kill the first man, 871 00:53:05,515 --> 00:53:07,601 whom she used to scare the first woman away, 872 00:53:07,684 --> 00:53:10,270 so I had to go and nab some bride-soothing demons, 873 00:53:10,353 --> 00:53:12,314 aka, half the guest list. 874 00:53:12,939 --> 00:53:14,900 Maybe not perfectly normal, but… 875 00:53:14,983 --> 00:53:17,235 But you're always gonna find a reason to defend him. 876 00:53:17,319 --> 00:53:19,863 Why, Mom? He doesn't deserve it. 877 00:53:20,822 --> 00:53:22,866 You wanted a glimpse into your future? How's this? 878 00:53:22,949 --> 00:53:27,078 That something big I was going through when I accidentally time-jumped… 879 00:53:27,954 --> 00:53:29,372 it was you dying. 880 00:53:30,498 --> 00:53:33,919 In the future I come from, you're on your deathbed, 881 00:53:34,002 --> 00:53:35,754 and he's not there. 882 00:53:36,463 --> 00:53:38,006 I die in 20 years? 883 00:53:39,049 --> 00:53:41,635 Wh-- No. Mom, I'm older than I look. 884 00:53:41,718 --> 00:53:43,929 Half angel and all that, but that's not the point. 885 00:53:44,012 --> 00:53:46,389 The point is he's not there. 886 00:53:46,973 --> 00:53:50,393 Even for something that important, he's never there. 887 00:53:51,686 --> 00:53:53,855 -That can't-- 888 00:53:53,939 --> 00:53:56,816 Wait, give me the microphone. 889 00:53:56,900 --> 00:53:59,569 -Cut the music! Cut the music! 890 00:53:59,653 --> 00:54:02,113 -Hold on, I have something to say. 891 00:54:03,323 --> 00:54:07,202 No, I am not okay! 892 00:54:08,119 --> 00:54:10,705 I have been trying to keep it together for Maze and Eve, 893 00:54:10,789 --> 00:54:12,457 but I can't take it anymore! 894 00:54:13,041 --> 00:54:17,295 I have to say something because I know the truth. 895 00:54:17,879 --> 00:54:22,008 I know that Lucifer is the actual Devil! 896 00:54:22,092 --> 00:54:25,637 Not, like, the most Method actor ever. 897 00:54:26,221 --> 00:54:30,225 And Amenadiel is an angel. 898 00:54:30,809 --> 00:54:32,769 Which makes Charlie half angel. 899 00:54:37,649 --> 00:54:39,109 Oh, Maze! 900 00:54:39,192 --> 00:54:40,902 Maze is a demon! 901 00:54:41,569 --> 00:54:43,446 And Eve is… 902 00:54:43,530 --> 00:54:45,156 well, Eve. 903 00:54:45,782 --> 00:54:49,911 Whoa! I kissed the first woman. 904 00:54:49,995 --> 00:54:55,125 Oh, oh, oh! And-- and-- and apparently, zombies are real. 905 00:54:55,208 --> 00:54:57,210 Well, technically they're not zombies, Miss Lopez. 906 00:54:57,294 --> 00:54:59,045 -Not now, Lucifer. -They're demons. 907 00:54:59,629 --> 00:55:02,507 Ella, I understand how hard this is to process. 908 00:55:02,590 --> 00:55:04,259 No, but this is it. 909 00:55:04,342 --> 00:55:07,846 This isn't hard to process at all. 910 00:55:07,929 --> 00:55:12,475 I believe in all this stuff already. 911 00:55:12,559 --> 00:55:16,646 But what I can't believe 912 00:55:17,314 --> 00:55:20,900 is that you all kept it from me. 913 00:55:21,568 --> 00:55:24,779 It just absolutely breaks my heart 914 00:55:25,530 --> 00:55:28,033 that you think so very little of me. 915 00:55:28,825 --> 00:55:30,952 And I get it. I get it. 916 00:55:31,036 --> 00:55:34,164 I get it. I get it. I'm just regular old Ella. 917 00:55:34,247 --> 00:55:38,001 I mean, how much help can I be in stopping the end of the world? 918 00:55:38,084 --> 00:55:41,004 -Still, you guys could have at least-- -Whoa. Back up. 919 00:55:41,588 --> 00:55:43,298 What do you mean the end of the world? 920 00:55:43,381 --> 00:55:46,009 I thought you told me that was all inside your head. 921 00:55:46,092 --> 00:55:47,177 Yeah, I lied. 922 00:55:47,260 --> 00:55:50,555 Because I figured you were just trying to throw me off the scent. 923 00:55:52,849 --> 00:55:54,768 Uh, brother. 924 00:55:57,687 --> 00:56:02,984 Wait, are you guys telling me that you don't know the world is ending? 925 00:56:10,116 --> 00:56:11,117 Uh-oh. 926 00:56:12,577 --> 00:56:13,787 That can't be good. 927 00:56:16,915 --> 00:56:19,709 Whew! Ha ha! Crisis averted, babe. See? 928 00:56:19,793 --> 00:56:22,796 Got all cleaned up before it set. So… 929 00:56:26,508 --> 00:56:27,675 What did I miss?