1 00:00:11,449 --> 00:00:13,076 [Ella] See? There it is. 2 00:00:13,159 --> 00:00:16,579 Definitive proof that the laws of nature are breaking down, 3 00:00:16,663 --> 00:00:19,916 and the Earth as we know it is officially doomed. 4 00:00:24,212 --> 00:00:25,213 Right. 5 00:00:26,381 --> 00:00:30,009 Yeah, I-- I can see how some of these things could be problematic. 6 00:00:30,093 --> 00:00:31,928 Uh, frogs falling from the sky, 7 00:00:32,011 --> 00:00:34,681 plagues, random plane crashes. 8 00:00:34,764 --> 00:00:37,767 But reduced hiccups and vanishing mosquitoes? 9 00:00:37,851 --> 00:00:40,186 [chuckles] I mean, surely those last two should reside 10 00:00:40,270 --> 00:00:41,938 on a separate "tiny nuisance" board? 11 00:00:42,021 --> 00:00:43,231 Okay, fine. 12 00:00:43,314 --> 00:00:46,776 Maybe I haven't figured out exactly what role hiccups will play 13 00:00:46,860 --> 00:00:51,239 in the world's final act, but the dwindling mosquito population? 14 00:00:51,322 --> 00:00:53,616 I-- Ay, Dios mío! 15 00:00:54,117 --> 00:00:56,703 Mosquito numbers drop low enough, 16 00:00:56,786 --> 00:00:58,496 the whole ecosystem goes down 17 00:00:58,580 --> 00:01:00,582 like a triple-decker ice cream on a hot summer day. 18 00:01:00,665 --> 00:01:04,794 We're talking aquatic life, birds, all affected. 19 00:01:04,878 --> 00:01:09,090 We lose mosquitoes… we lose civilization. 20 00:01:10,091 --> 00:01:10,925 Oh. 21 00:01:11,509 --> 00:01:14,053 I was supposed to protect humanity. 22 00:01:14,137 --> 00:01:18,224 [sighs] How could I fail to notice something of this-- this magnitude? 23 00:01:18,308 --> 00:01:21,644 -Well, to be fair, none of us noticed. -I noticed. Okay? I noticed. 24 00:01:21,728 --> 00:01:23,938 And I would have figured it out a lot sooner 25 00:01:24,022 --> 00:01:28,109 if any one of you would have let me into your little celestial in-crowd, 26 00:01:28,193 --> 00:01:29,319 but no! 27 00:01:29,402 --> 00:01:32,822 You guys had to play "sideline the scientist," like everybody else. 28 00:01:32,906 --> 00:01:35,867 You need to become God, now. 29 00:01:35,950 --> 00:01:37,118 [Ella] Hold up. 30 00:01:37,202 --> 00:01:39,495 I thought your dad was God. 31 00:01:40,413 --> 00:01:42,832 Father of angels, best hugger in the world, 32 00:01:42,916 --> 00:01:45,585 because he literally invented hugs. 33 00:01:46,169 --> 00:01:47,170 It all made sense. 34 00:01:47,253 --> 00:01:50,673 Dad was God, but then he retired to Mom's universe. 35 00:01:50,757 --> 00:01:52,133 Incommunicado as ever. 36 00:01:52,842 --> 00:01:56,262 Probably thinks that the apocalypse is some sort of teachable moment. 37 00:01:56,346 --> 00:02:00,433 So, what, you're just gonna become the new God now? 38 00:02:00,516 --> 00:02:02,477 He's not "just" doing anything, Ella. 39 00:02:03,519 --> 00:02:06,814 The whole angel war was fought to win Lucifer that seat. 40 00:02:07,482 --> 00:02:09,400 Remiel died for it. 41 00:02:09,484 --> 00:02:11,069 Chloe died for it. 42 00:02:11,152 --> 00:02:12,070 You what now? 43 00:02:12,153 --> 00:02:14,656 We still have some things we need to explain. 44 00:02:14,739 --> 00:02:18,117 Listen, it's been a long and painful road for all of us, 45 00:02:19,285 --> 00:02:22,497 but the time has come for Lucifer to ascend the throne. 46 00:02:26,251 --> 00:02:27,585 You're right, brother. 47 00:02:29,254 --> 00:02:30,296 It's time. 48 00:02:38,972 --> 00:02:41,724 Next time you see me, I'll be God. 49 00:02:41,808 --> 00:02:44,602 [chuckles] Ruler of Heaven and Earth. 50 00:02:54,070 --> 00:02:55,029 Earth… 51 00:02:55,613 --> 00:02:59,409 Why is he doing that shruggy thingy with his shoulders? 52 00:02:59,492 --> 00:03:01,202 [Lucifer] It's just-- this is very weird. 53 00:03:01,286 --> 00:03:04,330 Like, I can feel my wings in there, but they don't just… 54 00:03:05,039 --> 00:03:07,333 They don't wanna pop out. [hesitates] 55 00:03:07,417 --> 00:03:10,712 I-- this has never happened to me before. I-- 56 00:03:11,462 --> 00:03:13,798 Gimme some room! I'll give it a jump start. 57 00:03:14,382 --> 00:03:16,050 -Gimme some room! -[Chloe] Okay! 58 00:03:17,135 --> 00:03:18,469 [Lucifer shouts] 59 00:03:19,262 --> 00:03:20,305 [Chloe] Lucifer… 60 00:03:20,388 --> 00:03:21,889 -Come on! -[Ella] I get it! 61 00:03:21,973 --> 00:03:22,849 [Lucifer groans] 62 00:03:24,267 --> 00:03:25,101 Gimme a lift. 63 00:03:25,184 --> 00:03:26,519 Given what happened last time, 64 00:03:26,602 --> 00:03:30,023 I think it's probably best that you deal with whatever this is before you go up. 65 00:03:30,606 --> 00:03:31,524 Good point. 66 00:03:31,607 --> 00:03:35,361 Lucifer, your-- your body self-actualizes, 67 00:03:35,445 --> 00:03:38,990 so, with everything that's been going on, what if your wings aren't coming out 68 00:03:39,073 --> 00:03:42,035 because you feel you're not ready to be God. 69 00:03:42,118 --> 00:03:45,038 -But I am ready. [chuckles] -Listen, we don't have time for this. 70 00:03:45,121 --> 00:03:47,874 I'll go to the Silver City and try to figure out what's going on 71 00:03:47,957 --> 00:03:49,709 and try to stall whatever's happening. 72 00:03:49,792 --> 00:03:51,252 As for you, brother, 73 00:03:51,336 --> 00:03:53,755 you need to get your head on straight. 74 00:03:53,838 --> 00:03:55,465 -[Lucifer groans] -Silver City? 75 00:04:04,974 --> 00:04:05,975 Oh, my God. 76 00:04:06,559 --> 00:04:07,852 Amenadiel! 77 00:04:10,688 --> 00:04:12,690 [wings flapping] 78 00:04:19,655 --> 00:04:21,574 [gasps] 79 00:04:22,158 --> 00:04:23,868 [laughs] 80 00:04:24,786 --> 00:04:25,912 Oh. 81 00:04:26,579 --> 00:04:29,082 So that's how it's supposed to work. 82 00:04:30,541 --> 00:04:32,001 [laughs] 83 00:04:32,085 --> 00:04:33,252 [inhales] 84 00:04:37,965 --> 00:04:39,509 -Come on! -Okay! 85 00:04:40,843 --> 00:04:42,136 Well, now what? 86 00:04:42,220 --> 00:04:44,972 Okay, if you need to get your head on straight, 87 00:04:46,099 --> 00:04:46,933 then… 88 00:04:48,351 --> 00:04:49,310 Right. 89 00:04:50,603 --> 00:04:51,562 [Lucifer] Doctor! 90 00:04:54,107 --> 00:04:55,400 Doctor! 91 00:04:56,150 --> 00:04:57,318 [groans] 92 00:04:57,944 --> 00:04:59,946 Oh, for crying out loud. Doctor! 93 00:05:00,029 --> 00:05:01,572 -[Linda moans] -[exhales] 94 00:05:02,824 --> 00:05:03,991 -Aah! -[Lucifer] Don't worry. 95 00:05:04,075 --> 00:05:05,618 It's nothing I haven't seen before. 96 00:05:05,701 --> 00:05:08,496 Look, I'm sorry to wake you, but it's an emergency. 97 00:05:09,122 --> 00:05:11,290 Oh. Hello. 98 00:05:11,958 --> 00:05:13,876 The sommelier from the wedding. [chuckles] 99 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:15,503 Excellent taste, as always. 100 00:05:15,586 --> 00:05:18,464 What kind of emergency, uh, 101 00:05:19,048 --> 00:05:20,842 other than the end of the world? 102 00:05:20,925 --> 00:05:22,677 It's time, Doctor. 103 00:05:23,428 --> 00:05:24,929 Time for what? 104 00:05:25,012 --> 00:05:27,640 For the final therapy of Lucifer Morningstar. 105 00:05:29,559 --> 00:05:30,768 For real, this time. 106 00:05:43,156 --> 00:05:48,035 {\an8}Okay, I understand the possible end of the world needs to be dealt with quickly, 107 00:05:48,119 --> 00:05:52,748 {\an8}in the middle of the night, even, but why did we have to come to my office? 108 00:05:52,832 --> 00:05:55,626 {\an8}Because this is where I do my best emotional processing. 109 00:05:55,710 --> 00:05:57,003 {\an8}Right, of course. 110 00:05:57,879 --> 00:05:59,881 {\an8}-[Lucifer sighs] -[Linda groans] 111 00:05:59,964 --> 00:06:01,257 {\an8}Okay, so what's the problem? 112 00:06:01,340 --> 00:06:03,843 {\an8}Well, I can't save the world till I'm on Dad's throne, 113 00:06:03,926 --> 00:06:07,138 {\an8}and I can't get to Dad's throne 'cause my wings are on the fritz. 114 00:06:07,638 --> 00:06:11,392 {\an8}-Okay, couldn't Amenadiel fly you up? -Well, in theory, yes. 115 00:06:13,227 --> 00:06:15,980 {\an8}But who's to say my body won't self-sabotage some other way? 116 00:06:16,063 --> 00:06:17,607 {\an8}I mean, I could burst into flames again, 117 00:06:17,690 --> 00:06:19,775 {\an8}and not the, you know, "Yay, I'm worthy" kind. 118 00:06:21,444 --> 00:06:24,405 {\an8}Lucifer, you're right that most performance issues 119 00:06:24,489 --> 00:06:26,365 {\an8}are rooted in the mind. 120 00:06:26,449 --> 00:06:27,700 {\an8}I beg your pardon. 121 00:06:27,783 --> 00:06:31,245 {\an8}You of all people should know I've never suffered from performance issues. 122 00:06:31,329 --> 00:06:32,580 {\an8}[sighs] 123 00:06:32,663 --> 00:06:34,457 {\an8}-Oh, you mean the wings. -Yeah. 124 00:06:34,540 --> 00:06:38,294 {\an8}Right, yes, well, that is most likely mental, rather than anatomical, 125 00:06:38,878 --> 00:06:42,423 {\an8}which is why the fate of the world literally rests in your capable hands. 126 00:06:42,507 --> 00:06:44,300 {\an8}So, come on. 127 00:06:44,967 --> 00:06:45,968 {\an8}Shrink me. 128 00:06:47,803 --> 00:06:49,096 {\an8}Okay, just, um… 129 00:06:50,181 --> 00:06:52,683 {\an8}Just give me a sec to think. 130 00:06:53,309 --> 00:06:54,435 {\an8}[sighs] 131 00:06:56,020 --> 00:06:57,396 {\an8}Let's see… 132 00:07:00,650 --> 00:07:02,318 {\an8}-What's that? -Nothing. 133 00:07:02,902 --> 00:07:03,945 {\an8}[gasps] 134 00:07:05,029 --> 00:07:08,282 {\an8}"Sympathy for the Devil: My Time With Lucifer Morningstar." 135 00:07:08,366 --> 00:07:09,951 {\an8}Doesn't look like "nothing" to me. 136 00:07:13,037 --> 00:07:13,955 {\an8}Okay. 137 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:17,500 {\an8}[exhales] This is happening. 138 00:07:18,251 --> 00:07:19,293 {\an8}At 3:00 a.m. 139 00:07:20,169 --> 00:07:21,087 {\an8}Without a bra. 140 00:07:22,338 --> 00:07:23,798 {\an8}Um… [exhales] 141 00:07:26,342 --> 00:07:27,927 {\an8}I've been writing a book… 142 00:07:29,053 --> 00:07:30,429 {\an8}about you. 143 00:07:30,513 --> 00:07:31,514 {\an8}[huffs] 144 00:07:33,599 --> 00:07:34,559 {\an8}Well… 145 00:07:37,395 --> 00:07:38,604 {\an8}this is, uh… 146 00:07:39,897 --> 00:07:41,023 {\an8}This is marvelous! 147 00:07:41,732 --> 00:07:45,319 {\an8}I mean, Western literature has portrayed me in a terrible light for centuries, 148 00:07:45,403 --> 00:07:48,489 {\an8}starting with that perennial best-seller that need not be named. 149 00:07:48,573 --> 00:07:50,074 {\an8}Thanks for nothing, Gutenberg. 150 00:07:50,157 --> 00:07:54,287 {\an8}[hesitates] Yeah, well, it's-- it's just a first draft. [chuckles] 151 00:07:54,370 --> 00:07:56,497 {\an8}Uh, a pre-first draft, really. 152 00:07:56,581 --> 00:08:00,126 {\an8}I was just skimming over it in case there was something useful, you know, 153 00:08:00,626 --> 00:08:03,337 {\an8}from one of your past sessions… [clears throat] 154 00:08:03,421 --> 00:08:05,798 {\an8}…you know, considering I haven't had any sleep. 155 00:08:05,881 --> 00:08:07,341 {\an8}Or coffee. 156 00:08:07,425 --> 00:08:09,218 The past. 157 00:08:09,302 --> 00:08:11,596 -Doctor, that's it. -What is it? 158 00:08:11,679 --> 00:08:13,306 If everything we've worked through together 159 00:08:13,389 --> 00:08:15,474 in the past five years is contained in this book, 160 00:08:15,558 --> 00:08:18,060 then the answer to my little wing sitch must be in here. 161 00:08:18,144 --> 00:08:20,771 So, all we need to do is find it. 162 00:08:20,855 --> 00:08:22,690 Oh, I don't think that's a good idea, Lucifer. 163 00:08:22,773 --> 00:08:24,233 Quite a lot to read on borrowed time. 164 00:08:24,317 --> 00:08:26,152 That's just chapter one. 165 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:37,496 That's the book. 166 00:08:38,706 --> 00:08:41,792 Right. Were you planning to go full Dickens and get paid by the word? 167 00:08:41,876 --> 00:08:45,421 Unwieldy, right? Which is why I think we should come up with another solution. 168 00:08:45,504 --> 00:08:48,299 -[sighs] -Hypnosis, visualization. 169 00:08:48,382 --> 00:08:51,802 I know a medicine man in Tarzana who can do wonders with ayahuasca. 170 00:08:51,886 --> 00:08:54,013 Well, much as I love the psychedelics, no need, doctor. 171 00:08:54,096 --> 00:08:56,682 Because all we need to do is go through everything you've written, 172 00:08:56,766 --> 00:08:59,685 line by line, until we find the answer. 173 00:08:59,769 --> 00:09:02,188 [sighs] We're gonna need a bigger office. 174 00:09:03,981 --> 00:09:06,734 [Ella] Now don't think this means I'm not still mad at you guys, okay? 175 00:09:06,817 --> 00:09:08,152 Because I totally am. 176 00:09:09,111 --> 00:09:10,613 But you can't have a sleepover 177 00:09:10,696 --> 00:09:13,532 without fuzzy slippers and Korean face masks. You just can't. 178 00:09:14,533 --> 00:09:16,243 Wait. You said there would be five of us. 179 00:09:17,787 --> 00:09:18,788 Oh. 180 00:09:18,871 --> 00:09:21,123 [soul music playing] 181 00:09:21,207 --> 00:09:22,708 ♪ Take a few more steps… ♪ 182 00:09:25,378 --> 00:09:26,212 What? 183 00:09:26,295 --> 00:09:29,590 You interrupt a demon on a wedding night, you get what you get. 184 00:09:30,925 --> 00:09:32,510 ♪ Take a few more steps… ♪ 185 00:09:33,886 --> 00:09:35,763 So, in conclusion, 186 00:09:35,846 --> 00:09:38,683 if we divide and conquer the doctor's sure-to-be-fascinating book, 187 00:09:38,766 --> 00:09:42,311 then we should be able to solve my wingtuation in a snap. [snaps fingers] 188 00:09:42,395 --> 00:09:44,855 "Save the devil, save the world," as it were. 189 00:09:44,939 --> 00:09:47,525 [Dan] Maybe Lucifer's problem is he promises to help people out. 190 00:09:47,608 --> 00:09:51,112 -But then he just leaves them hanging. -[scoffs] Yeah, good point, Dan. 191 00:09:51,696 --> 00:09:53,656 Dan? What? No-- no way! 192 00:09:53,739 --> 00:09:58,077 Are you-- are you telling me that Dan is here, like, in this room? 193 00:09:58,160 --> 00:10:00,746 Yeah, he's a-- a ghost. 194 00:10:01,247 --> 00:10:02,623 Humans can't see him. 195 00:10:03,207 --> 00:10:04,709 Oh! 196 00:10:04,792 --> 00:10:06,544 Well, maybe your problem is 197 00:10:06,627 --> 00:10:09,046 that you're constantly keeping secrets from people 198 00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:10,464 who care about you! 199 00:10:10,548 --> 00:10:11,382 [sighs] 200 00:10:11,465 --> 00:10:13,300 -Maze, give Ella a message for me. -[laughs] No! 201 00:10:13,384 --> 00:10:16,971 No, I did not traipse over here on my wedding night 202 00:10:17,054 --> 00:10:18,347 to be your Whoopi Goldberg. 203 00:10:18,431 --> 00:10:19,598 Hey, look, guys. 204 00:10:19,682 --> 00:10:23,018 Everybody's name is on this page, so this might be a good place to start. 205 00:10:24,103 --> 00:10:28,065 "Lucifer sauntered into the precinct, greeting all of his friends." 206 00:10:28,149 --> 00:10:30,359 Hello, precinct! 207 00:10:30,443 --> 00:10:33,863 Yes, it's me, your favorite crime-solving devil. 208 00:10:33,946 --> 00:10:35,865 -Morning, Detective. -Good morning. 209 00:10:35,948 --> 00:10:37,700 That's the case, all wrapped up. 210 00:10:37,783 --> 00:10:41,746 Clue, suspect, new clue, takedown. Another murder solved. 211 00:10:42,329 --> 00:10:45,249 Crazy that the killer was the first person we met. 212 00:10:45,833 --> 00:10:48,085 -What are the chances? -I know! 213 00:10:48,169 --> 00:10:50,337 -[chuckles] -Isn't it such a great day? 214 00:10:50,421 --> 00:10:52,339 Also, I have information for you. 215 00:10:52,423 --> 00:10:53,674 Science, gak. 216 00:10:53,758 --> 00:10:56,552 Super-duper cheery science gak. 217 00:10:56,635 --> 00:10:58,304 -Did you say "science"? -Mm-hmm. 218 00:10:58,387 --> 00:11:00,973 That makes me think. Yes, I just solved another murder. 219 00:11:01,056 --> 00:11:02,683 -Unbelievable. -[Dan] Hey, Chloe! 220 00:11:02,767 --> 00:11:05,478 -Here's the evidence you asked for. -[Lucifer sighs] 221 00:11:05,561 --> 00:11:06,729 [chuckles] Oh, Dan. 222 00:11:06,812 --> 00:11:09,148 [inhales] I think you-- you made a mistake. 223 00:11:09,231 --> 00:11:11,692 -[sighs] -But don't worry, I'll fix it. Again. 224 00:11:11,776 --> 00:11:14,028 -[chuckles] -[Mazikeen grunts] 225 00:11:14,111 --> 00:11:16,530 [sighs] Yep. 226 00:11:16,614 --> 00:11:17,531 You're welcome. 227 00:11:17,615 --> 00:11:20,284 -Two-for-one bounties. Kudos. -Two and a half. 228 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:23,162 -[grunts] -[shrieks] 229 00:11:23,746 --> 00:11:25,539 Relax, dude. [exhales] 230 00:11:25,623 --> 00:11:28,417 -He was like that when I found him. -[Dan exhales] 231 00:11:28,501 --> 00:11:31,170 Dan, is something missing from the evidence bag? 232 00:11:34,715 --> 00:11:35,841 Aww. 233 00:11:35,925 --> 00:11:37,092 Daniel. 234 00:11:37,176 --> 00:11:39,428 [screams] 235 00:11:39,512 --> 00:11:41,639 [panting] 236 00:11:41,722 --> 00:11:42,640 [Lucifer] Oh. 237 00:11:42,723 --> 00:11:45,476 Cacuzza! Were you under there the whole time? 238 00:11:46,060 --> 00:11:47,228 -[gasps] -[chuckles] 239 00:11:47,853 --> 00:11:50,189 "Under." That makes me think. 240 00:11:51,023 --> 00:11:54,276 -I just solved another murder. -How do you do it, Detective? 241 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:56,821 You're so smart and beautiful and perfect, 242 00:11:56,904 --> 00:11:59,698 and we are the best partnership ever, aren't we? 243 00:11:59,782 --> 00:12:00,866 -[Chloe] Yes. -[chuckles] 244 00:12:00,950 --> 00:12:02,409 Oh, that reminds me. 245 00:12:02,493 --> 00:12:04,620 There's something important I need to talk to you about. 246 00:12:04,703 --> 00:12:06,372 Something celestial in nature. 247 00:12:06,455 --> 00:12:08,791 Uh, Miss Lopez, would you mind giving us a moment? 248 00:12:08,874 --> 00:12:11,752 Yes, yes, I would love some more science gak. 249 00:12:11,836 --> 00:12:15,005 You got it, Decker, because I'm so happy and everything is great! 250 00:12:15,089 --> 00:12:16,632 [Lucifer chuckles] Isn't it? 251 00:12:17,466 --> 00:12:19,093 It's not, we have a problem. 252 00:12:19,176 --> 00:12:22,346 Nope! No, Lucifer epiphanies on this page. 253 00:12:22,429 --> 00:12:24,640 -[taps papers] -Guess we'd better just move on! 254 00:12:24,723 --> 00:12:25,891 [chuckling] Okay. 255 00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:34,108 Did I mention this is a first draft and hasn't been edited at all? 256 00:12:34,191 --> 00:12:37,903 Which means that that is exactly what Lucifer said about us… 257 00:12:37,987 --> 00:12:39,780 "Technically," not "exactly." 258 00:12:39,864 --> 00:12:43,033 [chuckles] Apparently, he thinks I'm nothing but sunshine and rainbows! 259 00:12:43,617 --> 00:12:46,579 -[huffs] -Not so "sunshine and rainbows" now, am I? 260 00:12:46,662 --> 00:12:47,621 Miss Lopez. 261 00:12:47,705 --> 00:12:51,333 Guess you don't really know me any better than I thought I knew you. 262 00:12:51,417 --> 00:12:52,543 [sighs] 263 00:12:52,626 --> 00:12:57,214 Well, to be fair, you do tend towards a glass-half-full attitude. 264 00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:58,883 So I'd say the book is pretty accurate. 265 00:12:58,966 --> 00:13:02,303 Uh, yeah, of course you would say that. I mean, you came out amazing. 266 00:13:02,386 --> 00:13:03,971 [Chloe] Well, I guess so. 267 00:13:04,054 --> 00:13:07,266 I don't know. I think Lucifer nailed it with me. 268 00:13:07,349 --> 00:13:10,519 The sex, violence, kick-ass outfits. 269 00:13:10,603 --> 00:13:12,605 I mean, hello! 270 00:13:12,688 --> 00:13:15,065 Yeah, he got me right too. 271 00:13:15,774 --> 00:13:19,236 I never thought I'd say this about a book, but I can't wait to dig in. 272 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:22,156 Ho-ho! Neither can I. 273 00:13:22,239 --> 00:13:24,950 [Lucifer sighs, chuckles] 274 00:13:26,410 --> 00:13:27,369 Ah… 275 00:13:27,453 --> 00:13:31,040 Doctor, I am beginning to suspect you should have done a bit more editing 276 00:13:31,123 --> 00:13:33,250 before sharing your manuscript with others. 277 00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:35,336 You think? 278 00:13:46,430 --> 00:13:48,557 [sighs] Huh! 279 00:13:49,475 --> 00:13:51,685 I cannot believe you kept that from me. 280 00:13:52,770 --> 00:13:53,812 And that! 281 00:13:54,688 --> 00:13:55,522 And… 282 00:13:57,858 --> 00:14:02,696 I held an angel feather in my hand. 283 00:14:02,780 --> 00:14:06,200 And you let me believe it was from an emu? 284 00:14:06,283 --> 00:14:08,953 Oh, well, I wouldn't get so upset about that. 285 00:14:09,036 --> 00:14:11,372 [chuckles] I mean, given the information you had at the time, 286 00:14:11,455 --> 00:14:15,000 I'd say "emu feather" was the most logical explanation. 287 00:14:15,084 --> 00:14:18,295 Now, can we just focus on the matter at hand, please? 288 00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:20,214 -[huffs] -Huh? Me, wings… 289 00:14:23,175 --> 00:14:24,677 [speaks Spanish] 290 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:25,886 Not with the Spanish. 291 00:14:28,305 --> 00:14:29,848 [Linda sighs] 292 00:14:31,308 --> 00:14:33,102 [Lucifer chattering] 293 00:14:33,185 --> 00:14:38,190 You know, I'm used to indulging Lucifer's unique therapeutic process, 294 00:14:38,273 --> 00:14:39,358 but… [sighs] 295 00:14:40,442 --> 00:14:43,112 I'm starting to feel like this is a mistake. 296 00:14:43,195 --> 00:14:44,780 Oh, God. 297 00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:50,035 Do you think I should remind them again that this is just a rough draft? 298 00:14:50,119 --> 00:14:51,495 I don't know. 299 00:14:51,578 --> 00:14:53,080 At least I have you. 300 00:14:53,163 --> 00:14:56,041 Rational, reasonable Chloe. 301 00:14:56,125 --> 00:14:57,251 Always on task. 302 00:14:58,043 --> 00:14:59,753 Yep, that's me. 303 00:15:02,673 --> 00:15:04,049 [Linda sighs] 304 00:15:04,550 --> 00:15:05,551 [Mazikeen exhales] 305 00:15:05,634 --> 00:15:07,886 [muttering] 306 00:15:17,021 --> 00:15:20,107 Uh, should I speed up or slow down? 307 00:15:20,190 --> 00:15:21,483 You can read, right? 308 00:15:21,567 --> 00:15:24,361 Doesn't matter. There's no surprises about me in here. 309 00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:27,656 It's just "corrupt cop," "shitty person." I get the gist. 310 00:15:27,740 --> 00:15:30,367 You are not a shitty person, Dan. 311 00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:33,412 You're literally reading about the time we killed a guy, Maze. 312 00:15:33,996 --> 00:15:35,080 [Mazikeen exhales] 313 00:15:35,748 --> 00:15:36,707 [Dan clears throat] 314 00:15:38,917 --> 00:15:42,755 [quietly] "Maze and Dan were headed downtown, thirsty for justice." 315 00:15:42,838 --> 00:15:44,840 [dramatic music plays] 316 00:15:57,853 --> 00:15:59,605 This is all my fault. 317 00:16:02,232 --> 00:16:05,694 Yeah, Dan, this is all your fault. 318 00:16:05,778 --> 00:16:09,364 The murderer who killed Chloe's dad is walking around free… 319 00:16:11,325 --> 00:16:12,701 and it's all because of me. 320 00:16:12,785 --> 00:16:13,952 [both sigh] 321 00:16:14,536 --> 00:16:15,954 We have to do something. 322 00:16:17,748 --> 00:16:18,999 We can't kill him. 323 00:16:19,583 --> 00:16:20,876 You're right, Maze. 324 00:16:22,252 --> 00:16:23,462 We can't. 325 00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:37,101 [shudders] 326 00:16:37,184 --> 00:16:38,060 The Russians! 327 00:16:40,354 --> 00:16:42,940 [sighs] It's what we have to do. 328 00:16:43,023 --> 00:16:44,608 [Mazikeen exhales] 329 00:16:44,691 --> 00:16:49,696 [Mazikeen] You think you're the one who set the Russians up to murder that guy? 330 00:16:49,780 --> 00:16:52,574 [scoffs] No, please. You're reading it all wrong. 331 00:16:52,658 --> 00:16:54,660 [sound of tape rewinding] 332 00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:57,538 [dramatic music plays] 333 00:17:07,381 --> 00:17:08,715 This is all my fault. 334 00:17:08,799 --> 00:17:11,927 Yeah, Dan, this is all your fault. 335 00:17:12,010 --> 00:17:15,139 The murderer who killed Chloe's dad is walking free… 336 00:17:16,890 --> 00:17:19,726 and it's all because of me. [sighs] 337 00:17:19,810 --> 00:17:21,270 We have to do something. 338 00:17:21,353 --> 00:17:23,021 Well, we can't kill him. 339 00:17:23,105 --> 00:17:24,857 Yeah, you're right, Maze. We can't. 340 00:17:33,115 --> 00:17:34,283 The Russians? 341 00:17:35,117 --> 00:17:37,452 It's what we gotta do. Come on. 342 00:17:39,329 --> 00:17:40,789 Okay, okay. 343 00:17:41,957 --> 00:17:43,709 You have your version. I have mine. 344 00:17:44,543 --> 00:17:46,628 Anyway, it doesn't really matter. 345 00:17:46,712 --> 00:17:48,547 What we did back there wasn't right. 346 00:17:49,214 --> 00:17:52,342 All right? But I spent a few thousand years coming to terms with it. 347 00:17:52,426 --> 00:17:56,013 And I don't think it's the source of my guilt. I just… [sighs] 348 00:17:56,096 --> 00:17:59,016 I just wish I could figure out what my real guilt is. 349 00:17:59,099 --> 00:18:01,602 Uh, well, what was in your hell loop? 350 00:18:01,685 --> 00:18:02,811 I don't know. 351 00:18:03,562 --> 00:18:04,897 I woke up, I… 352 00:18:05,647 --> 00:18:07,024 I relived my death a little. 353 00:18:07,107 --> 00:18:09,276 Then Lucifer would tap me to play ping-pong with Belios. 354 00:18:09,359 --> 00:18:11,236 [exhales] Oh, God… 355 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:13,488 Wait, is that-- is that bad? 356 00:18:13,572 --> 00:18:15,115 Yeah, it's bad. 357 00:18:15,199 --> 00:18:17,701 Whatever a damned soul's biggest source of guilt is, 358 00:18:17,784 --> 00:18:19,828 that's what goes on in his hell loop. 359 00:18:19,912 --> 00:18:21,788 No hell loop, no answers. 360 00:18:21,872 --> 00:18:25,417 So then, when Lucifer rescued me from Hell's torture, he-- 361 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,669 -He totally screwed you. -[sighs] 362 00:18:28,587 --> 00:18:32,049 Hey, but don't worry. I can fix it. 363 00:18:33,675 --> 00:18:34,509 You can? 364 00:18:34,593 --> 00:18:36,637 Hello! Yeah, I'm a demon. 365 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:39,014 I mean, I'm basically a walking guilt detector. 366 00:18:39,097 --> 00:18:41,099 -[exhales] -[Mazikeen] Cheer up, dude. 367 00:18:41,183 --> 00:18:43,769 I'm gonna torture your ass right into Heaven. 368 00:18:44,895 --> 00:18:45,854 [chuckles] 369 00:18:46,688 --> 00:18:49,107 Charlotte Richards was a goddess? 370 00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:52,611 Only-- only some of the time. 371 00:18:53,946 --> 00:18:55,030 [sighs] 372 00:18:55,781 --> 00:18:56,698 Look… 373 00:18:58,492 --> 00:19:01,411 to play my advocate… [exhales] 374 00:19:02,037 --> 00:19:04,081 …I have always told you the truth. 375 00:19:04,164 --> 00:19:06,333 I thought you were an actor. 376 00:19:08,126 --> 00:19:09,836 Was it fun for you guys, 377 00:19:10,754 --> 00:19:13,382 watching me walk around without a clue? 378 00:19:13,465 --> 00:19:14,466 [exhales] 379 00:19:17,511 --> 00:19:20,222 Look, to be honest, Miss Lopez, 380 00:19:20,305 --> 00:19:25,060 I have always envied your ability to accept the divine in absence of proof. 381 00:19:25,143 --> 00:19:26,228 [exhales] 382 00:19:26,311 --> 00:19:28,730 I suppose that's what faith is, isn't it? 383 00:19:29,523 --> 00:19:31,483 I lost my faith, Lucifer. 384 00:19:32,901 --> 00:19:35,445 I lost my faith after Charlotte died. 385 00:19:36,446 --> 00:19:38,073 And not one of you 386 00:19:39,074 --> 00:19:42,202 told me that you knew that she was in a better place. 387 00:19:43,453 --> 00:19:47,499 You didn't tell me that the Big Guy was still up there, that he still cared. 388 00:19:49,626 --> 00:19:52,713 That single set of footprints in the sand… 389 00:19:54,423 --> 00:19:56,341 that was me… [sniffling] 390 00:19:56,425 --> 00:19:58,051 …walking alone. 391 00:19:58,135 --> 00:20:01,013 But you weren't alone. 392 00:20:01,096 --> 00:20:03,724 I mean, we-- we may not have spelled it out to you, 393 00:20:03,807 --> 00:20:06,810 but we were all there with you, every step of the way. [chuckles] 394 00:20:07,394 --> 00:20:09,062 Every step of the way. 395 00:20:10,147 --> 00:20:13,608 [exhales] Not to mention what a great friend 396 00:20:13,692 --> 00:20:15,736 you've been to us celestials over the years. 397 00:20:15,819 --> 00:20:16,653 [both chuckle] 398 00:20:16,737 --> 00:20:19,823 Chilling with the Angel of Death before you even met the rest of us. 399 00:20:19,906 --> 00:20:22,701 You and Azrael are practically BFFs. 400 00:20:25,078 --> 00:20:26,371 Wait, what? 401 00:20:29,458 --> 00:20:32,210 Oh, you haven't got that part of the book. Here. 402 00:20:32,794 --> 00:20:36,923 Ray-Ray is the Angel of Death?! 403 00:20:37,716 --> 00:20:38,759 Uh… 404 00:20:41,595 --> 00:20:43,055 [Ella huffs] 405 00:20:43,138 --> 00:20:47,768 [sighs] This is the worst idea the doctor has ever had. 406 00:20:56,902 --> 00:20:57,903 Ever wonder 407 00:20:58,779 --> 00:21:02,074 what your hell loop would look like, if you had one? 408 00:21:02,991 --> 00:21:03,950 [Chloe] Hmm. 409 00:21:07,704 --> 00:21:09,498 [sighs] Mine would be… 410 00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:12,417 a room full of my friends… 411 00:21:13,418 --> 00:21:15,587 reading the first draft 412 00:21:15,670 --> 00:21:19,091 of my biggest professional accomplishment ever… 413 00:21:20,175 --> 00:21:22,260 and hating it so much… 414 00:21:23,261 --> 00:21:25,597 that they'd rather complain about it… 415 00:21:26,556 --> 00:21:28,266 than save the world. 416 00:21:29,351 --> 00:21:32,062 Please tell me you have something. 417 00:21:33,105 --> 00:21:36,608 Anything, any-- any insights at all. 418 00:21:39,569 --> 00:21:41,446 Yeah, I think I have something. 419 00:21:50,038 --> 00:21:52,040 [elevator bell dings] 420 00:21:57,379 --> 00:21:58,880 [gasps] Lucifer. 421 00:22:01,049 --> 00:22:03,218 -Wait. You're leaving? -Yeah, I'll call you later. 422 00:22:03,301 --> 00:22:04,302 [Chloe] Wait! 423 00:22:04,386 --> 00:22:05,720 [Lucifer] You just stay here! 424 00:22:07,180 --> 00:22:08,390 It's my birthday. 425 00:22:09,182 --> 00:22:10,434 I have to go back. 426 00:22:10,517 --> 00:22:12,394 [sobbing] Don't go. 427 00:22:12,477 --> 00:22:13,562 Goodbye. 428 00:22:16,940 --> 00:22:17,774 [exhales] 429 00:22:17,858 --> 00:22:20,152 -Hey, oh, my God, are you okay? -Have you seen Lucifer? 430 00:22:20,235 --> 00:22:21,611 No, sorry. 431 00:22:22,195 --> 00:22:23,488 Where is he? 432 00:22:23,572 --> 00:22:26,825 You're on your deathbed, and he's not there. 433 00:22:26,908 --> 00:22:28,076 He's never there. 434 00:22:29,494 --> 00:22:30,412 [exhales] 435 00:22:31,830 --> 00:22:32,873 Oh, dear. 436 00:22:38,253 --> 00:22:39,671 [Dan huffs] 437 00:22:49,306 --> 00:22:51,016 [Mazikeen] Charlotte Richards. 438 00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:54,311 Yeah, she's dead because of you. 439 00:22:55,395 --> 00:22:58,815 She depended on you to protect her, and you failed her. 440 00:23:03,028 --> 00:23:04,863 -Yeah, that's not it. -[exhales] 441 00:23:05,906 --> 00:23:09,993 I mean, I did blame myself for a while, but Charlotte's death wasn't my fault. 442 00:23:10,076 --> 00:23:13,205 And honestly, it's kind of comforting to know that at least she's in Heaven. 443 00:23:13,288 --> 00:23:15,582 [sighs] Well, what about your parents? Hmm? 444 00:23:15,665 --> 00:23:17,626 They're probably really disappointed in you. 445 00:23:18,210 --> 00:23:19,461 I mean, look at you. 446 00:23:20,045 --> 00:23:23,632 Died of broken hearts because of all your sad bullshit. 447 00:23:24,508 --> 00:23:28,470 Actually, my parents are super proud of me and super alive. 448 00:23:28,553 --> 00:23:31,473 They're actually sponsoring an improv troupe in my honor. 449 00:23:31,556 --> 00:23:35,560 The Danimal Crackers. [chuckles] 450 00:23:36,603 --> 00:23:37,646 [clears throat] 451 00:23:38,313 --> 00:23:39,814 What about siblings? 452 00:23:40,357 --> 00:23:43,860 I'm an only child, Maze. Honestly, how do you not know this stuff? 453 00:23:51,660 --> 00:23:52,494 [Dan sighs] 454 00:23:52,577 --> 00:23:55,872 But you have someone you care about as much as a sibling. 455 00:23:58,583 --> 00:23:59,543 What? 456 00:24:00,418 --> 00:24:02,379 -I would never hurt Ella. -No. 457 00:24:02,462 --> 00:24:04,464 But you didn't help her either, did you? 458 00:24:05,215 --> 00:24:09,302 If you had told her the truth sooner, you could have supported her, 459 00:24:09,844 --> 00:24:11,137 been there for her, 460 00:24:12,556 --> 00:24:14,266 while you were still alive. 461 00:24:15,475 --> 00:24:17,143 Yeah, you're not crazy. 462 00:24:17,227 --> 00:24:21,606 No, no, you were-- you were just friends with an angel. 463 00:24:21,690 --> 00:24:24,442 The Angel of Death. 464 00:24:24,526 --> 00:24:27,821 [splutters] Which is-- is totally normal. 465 00:24:27,904 --> 00:24:31,700 Yeah, just like, uh, just like your ghost buddy Dan, 466 00:24:31,783 --> 00:24:35,036 who you can't see or talk to. 467 00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:38,081 Uh, Dan wants to talk to you. 468 00:24:41,293 --> 00:24:42,877 Oh, uh… 469 00:24:43,670 --> 00:24:45,505 Wow. Okay, cool, um… 470 00:24:47,048 --> 00:24:48,883 Hey, Dan. 471 00:24:49,801 --> 00:24:51,386 Um… 472 00:24:52,095 --> 00:24:57,517 I'm so sorry I didn't say this sooner, but I really miss you so, so much, 473 00:24:57,601 --> 00:25:00,520 and I even named a frog after you. 474 00:25:00,604 --> 00:25:03,773 [chuckles] Tell her I met frog Dan. 475 00:25:04,566 --> 00:25:08,486 And I'm super flattered, and tell her that I really miss her too. 476 00:25:08,570 --> 00:25:10,739 Also-- also, tell her that her favorite beaker 477 00:25:10,822 --> 00:25:12,741 rolled behind her filing cabinet last week. 478 00:25:12,824 --> 00:25:15,619 -She's been looking for that. -He said, "Yo." 479 00:25:16,328 --> 00:25:18,747 -[Dan] I mean, what? -[scoffs] I am summarizing. 480 00:25:18,830 --> 00:25:20,081 [Dan scoffs] 481 00:25:20,165 --> 00:25:22,542 Just show her the thing, okay, please? 482 00:25:23,126 --> 00:25:24,919 Dan wants you to read this. 483 00:25:26,546 --> 00:25:28,798 Oh, okay. 484 00:25:30,717 --> 00:25:32,969 You guys, this is so weird. 485 00:25:33,053 --> 00:25:36,514 So, cult, led by killer priest, commits mass suicide. 486 00:25:36,598 --> 00:25:38,099 -Now, that I get. -[Chloe] Hmm. 487 00:25:38,183 --> 00:25:42,145 I mean, I don't "get it" get it, but cult, suicide, it works. 488 00:25:42,228 --> 00:25:46,524 Now, what I don't get is some of these bodies are thrashed. 489 00:25:46,608 --> 00:25:50,737 Yeah, yeah, I think they were into some pretty weird stuff. 490 00:25:50,820 --> 00:25:53,615 -Yes, uh, downright demonic, I'd say. -[both chuckle] 491 00:25:54,199 --> 00:25:55,408 I don't know. 492 00:25:55,492 --> 00:26:00,288 It's almost like some of these bodies died twice. 493 00:26:00,872 --> 00:26:02,916 Twice? What-- [laughs] 494 00:26:02,999 --> 00:26:05,335 Twice? That would be impossible, right, Lucifer? 495 00:26:05,418 --> 00:26:07,212 -[chuckles] -[Chloe] I mean… 496 00:26:09,464 --> 00:26:11,883 Yeah, yeah, that's… [scoffs] 497 00:26:11,966 --> 00:26:14,761 I-- I just must be off my game today. Uh… 498 00:26:15,428 --> 00:26:18,056 I'll just keep this part off the report. 499 00:26:18,139 --> 00:26:20,600 -[Lucifer chuckles] -Yeah. God… [chuckles] 500 00:26:22,686 --> 00:26:23,978 Oh! 501 00:26:25,146 --> 00:26:26,773 Oh, okay, I get it. 502 00:26:26,856 --> 00:26:30,860 So, I am just a super-gullible dummy 503 00:26:30,944 --> 00:26:34,739 who's been covering up your celestial shenanigans for years! [chuckles] 504 00:26:34,823 --> 00:26:38,451 Ella, the unwitting accomplice, strikes again! 505 00:26:38,535 --> 00:26:41,579 Uh, Dan wants you to keep reading. 506 00:26:44,499 --> 00:26:46,000 Uh, please. 507 00:26:50,255 --> 00:26:53,133 [sighs] What would we do without Ella, huh? 508 00:26:53,216 --> 00:26:56,136 Well, for one, I'd be short a half-angel nephew. 509 00:26:56,219 --> 00:26:58,221 I just wish we could tell her the truth. 510 00:26:58,304 --> 00:27:02,142 Well, so do I, but as we've established, humans don't tend to react that well 511 00:27:02,225 --> 00:27:05,770 when they find out there are actual angels and demons running around, 512 00:27:06,438 --> 00:27:09,023 even if they already know the truth in their hearts. 513 00:27:12,235 --> 00:27:13,403 Yeah, okay. 514 00:27:14,195 --> 00:27:16,823 So I helped save Charlie after he was kidnapped. 515 00:27:16,906 --> 00:27:19,075 That is literally my job. 516 00:27:19,826 --> 00:27:22,120 You know, this whole time, 517 00:27:22,912 --> 00:27:25,540 I really thought that I was part of the inner circle. 518 00:27:27,625 --> 00:27:28,793 But I wasn't. 519 00:27:29,335 --> 00:27:32,714 I was just a lonely tangent. [chuckles, sniffles] 520 00:27:36,593 --> 00:27:38,636 Yeah, um… [clears throat] 521 00:27:39,596 --> 00:27:44,100 Dan says that, while you may not have known the specifics, 522 00:27:45,143 --> 00:27:47,937 that everyone here always loved and trusted you, Ella. 523 00:27:50,064 --> 00:27:51,566 No, I am not saying that. 524 00:27:53,651 --> 00:27:54,736 [splutters] 525 00:27:57,405 --> 00:28:00,784 Dan says you are the inner circle. 526 00:28:05,205 --> 00:28:09,250 If you guys really trusted me, you would have told me the truth. 527 00:28:13,421 --> 00:28:14,380 Ella… 528 00:28:16,132 --> 00:28:17,008 [grunts softly] 529 00:28:17,634 --> 00:28:19,260 [elevator bell dings] 530 00:28:19,344 --> 00:28:20,261 [Lucifer] Chloe! 531 00:28:22,305 --> 00:28:23,723 I'm out here. 532 00:28:27,727 --> 00:28:28,853 What's wrong? 533 00:28:31,314 --> 00:28:32,190 [Chloe] Well, uh… 534 00:28:34,484 --> 00:28:37,278 in the book, you make me sound… 535 00:28:38,029 --> 00:28:39,113 amazing. 536 00:28:40,865 --> 00:28:43,827 Yes, I can see how that would be upsetting. [chuckles] 537 00:28:46,287 --> 00:28:50,834 What if you think I'm smart and-- and beautiful 538 00:28:50,917 --> 00:28:52,460 and "perfect"… 539 00:28:53,711 --> 00:28:57,298 because you've never stuck around long enough to see me at my worst? 540 00:28:57,382 --> 00:28:59,717 Oh, well, now you're just making things up. 541 00:29:01,594 --> 00:29:02,637 [exhales] 542 00:29:03,304 --> 00:29:06,933 When-- when Rory said that you weren't at my deathbed, 543 00:29:07,934 --> 00:29:09,811 you know, I thought, uh… 544 00:29:10,562 --> 00:29:11,771 "That's impossible." 545 00:29:12,605 --> 00:29:15,650 "Lucifer would never abandon me." 546 00:29:16,234 --> 00:29:17,902 But reading this, I realize… 547 00:29:17,986 --> 00:29:19,654 [splutters] Of course you would. 548 00:29:19,737 --> 00:29:21,948 You've done it so many times before. 549 00:29:23,157 --> 00:29:24,826 -Have I? -[Chloe] Yes! 550 00:29:24,909 --> 00:29:27,620 Every time we've had an emotional breakthrough, 551 00:29:27,704 --> 00:29:30,665 you've-- you've immediately gone off and disappeared. 552 00:29:30,748 --> 00:29:33,585 Oh, come on, that can't be true. 553 00:29:33,668 --> 00:29:34,878 No, listen to me. 554 00:29:36,045 --> 00:29:37,297 And now… 555 00:29:38,131 --> 00:29:39,632 you've told me you love me. 556 00:29:39,716 --> 00:29:43,595 It's the biggest breakthrough we've ever had. 557 00:29:44,762 --> 00:29:48,224 So I just wonder, how do I know you won't follow it up with… 558 00:29:50,310 --> 00:29:52,437 My biggest-ever disappearing act. 559 00:29:55,315 --> 00:29:56,774 [hesitates] Chloe… 560 00:29:59,319 --> 00:30:02,447 I would never choose to abandon you. 561 00:30:03,197 --> 00:30:05,450 -But you can't know that. -Yes, I can. 562 00:30:06,284 --> 00:30:07,827 Because it's my choice. 563 00:30:10,705 --> 00:30:11,789 Okay… 564 00:30:12,832 --> 00:30:17,295 Like-- like it's your choice to whip out your wings right now? 565 00:30:18,671 --> 00:30:21,466 Like it's your choice whether or not to let me in? 566 00:30:26,804 --> 00:30:28,348 -[gunshot] -[gasps] 567 00:30:31,059 --> 00:30:33,102 -[Lucifer grunts] -[Chloe gasps] 568 00:30:33,186 --> 00:30:34,062 Lucifer. 569 00:30:36,606 --> 00:30:38,149 -[exhales] -What's happening to me? 570 00:30:45,740 --> 00:30:47,742 You know, I wore this for so many years 571 00:30:47,825 --> 00:30:52,705 because it proved that you chose to be vulnerable around me, but… 572 00:30:54,457 --> 00:30:57,835 But now it's not you that decided that, it's your subconscious. 573 00:30:57,919 --> 00:31:02,215 Your-- your subconscious chose to-- to have a devil face 574 00:31:02,298 --> 00:31:04,676 or to bring out your wings. 575 00:31:04,759 --> 00:31:07,845 And-- and reading all of this, I mean, seeing it all laid out, 576 00:31:08,429 --> 00:31:09,430 I just wonder… 577 00:31:11,557 --> 00:31:14,310 if your subconscious might choose not to stay. 578 00:31:15,770 --> 00:31:16,688 No. 579 00:31:19,107 --> 00:31:21,442 No, I'm sorry, but I don't accept that. 580 00:31:22,777 --> 00:31:23,653 I've changed. 581 00:31:23,736 --> 00:31:27,699 I've-- I've grown. I mean, it's all in here, isn't it? [chuckles] 582 00:31:27,782 --> 00:31:28,700 It's… 583 00:31:31,536 --> 00:31:32,370 What? 584 00:31:33,496 --> 00:31:34,580 What is it? 585 00:31:37,375 --> 00:31:39,168 There's something wrong with this book. 586 00:31:43,464 --> 00:31:44,340 [sniffles] 587 00:31:45,133 --> 00:31:46,843 Gather round, people. 588 00:31:47,927 --> 00:31:49,804 The doctor has deceived us all. 589 00:31:49,887 --> 00:31:52,974 This manuscript that she's brought cuts off mid-sentence. 590 00:31:53,641 --> 00:31:57,270 Because you didn't bring the end of the book with you, did you? 591 00:31:57,979 --> 00:31:58,980 You know what? 592 00:31:59,897 --> 00:32:00,732 It's true. 593 00:32:01,399 --> 00:32:03,359 I kept the end of the book in my office. 594 00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:06,863 But if this book is a case study on Lucifer, 595 00:32:06,946 --> 00:32:08,823 all of the important psychological insights 596 00:32:08,906 --> 00:32:10,658 would be in the last chapter, right? 597 00:32:10,742 --> 00:32:12,410 So-- so why are you hiding it? 598 00:32:12,493 --> 00:32:15,038 It is my job to guide patients on their journey, 599 00:32:15,121 --> 00:32:16,956 not give them the answers. 600 00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:19,625 Wait a second, the world is ending, 601 00:32:19,709 --> 00:32:22,545 and you guys are all still keeping secrets from each other? 602 00:32:22,628 --> 00:32:24,964 -What is wrong with you people? -[Linda] Nope. 603 00:32:25,048 --> 00:32:27,800 None of this was my idea. 604 00:32:27,884 --> 00:32:30,136 No one was supposed to read my manuscript, 605 00:32:30,219 --> 00:32:33,014 least of all the patient that I was studying, 606 00:32:33,097 --> 00:32:34,849 because it's a first draft! 607 00:32:35,433 --> 00:32:38,144 Maybe years from now, when the book is published-- 608 00:32:38,227 --> 00:32:40,521 She's gonna publish this? My parents are gonna see this! 609 00:32:40,605 --> 00:32:42,690 Shut up, Daniel, this is not about you! It's about me. 610 00:32:43,816 --> 00:32:45,443 [gasps] 611 00:32:48,488 --> 00:32:51,074 [exhales] You held back the end of the book… 612 00:32:52,075 --> 00:32:54,619 because you think I'll fail, don't you? 613 00:32:56,162 --> 00:32:58,956 My own therapist doesn't actually believe that I'll become God. 614 00:33:11,552 --> 00:33:14,889 -[Mazikeen] Guess the party's over, huh? -[sighs] Yep. 615 00:33:16,849 --> 00:33:20,812 [sighs] Dude, that is literally the most depressing thing I've ever seen. 616 00:33:20,895 --> 00:33:23,231 Turns out I didn't have anywhere else to go. 617 00:33:23,314 --> 00:33:24,524 Yeah, well, I do. 618 00:33:25,316 --> 00:33:26,317 Yeah. 619 00:33:28,694 --> 00:33:29,779 [sighs] 620 00:33:32,949 --> 00:33:33,950 Okay. 621 00:33:34,951 --> 00:33:38,162 So let's skip the usual foreplay and get straight to the main event. 622 00:33:38,788 --> 00:33:39,664 Okay? 623 00:33:40,248 --> 00:33:44,460 If you saw the moment of your death in Hell, 624 00:33:44,544 --> 00:33:45,628 that's the key. 625 00:33:45,711 --> 00:33:48,756 You relive your death, you find your guilt. 626 00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:51,175 Yeah, I've been there, done that. 627 00:33:51,259 --> 00:33:53,553 -Didn't learn a damn thing. -Mnh-mnh. 628 00:33:54,595 --> 00:33:57,640 That cold, gnawing fear in the pit of your stomach… 629 00:33:58,975 --> 00:33:59,851 Feel that? 630 00:34:00,977 --> 00:34:01,936 Yeah. 631 00:34:02,019 --> 00:34:03,312 That's your guilt. 632 00:34:04,730 --> 00:34:09,026 Now you can spend the next thousand years running away from it like a weak human, 633 00:34:10,903 --> 00:34:12,280 or you can dig in… 634 00:34:13,406 --> 00:34:15,658 and sniff that shit out like a demon! 635 00:34:21,247 --> 00:34:23,416 [screams] 636 00:34:23,499 --> 00:34:25,126 [grunts] 637 00:34:25,209 --> 00:34:27,503 -[panting] -[gunshot] 638 00:34:28,212 --> 00:34:29,380 [exhales] 639 00:34:34,093 --> 00:34:36,929 -[gunshot] -[exhales] 640 00:34:38,681 --> 00:34:40,057 Maze, I think you cracked it. 641 00:34:41,851 --> 00:34:43,644 I know what I need to do. 642 00:34:50,693 --> 00:34:52,236 [Chloe] Oh, hey. 643 00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:55,781 Don't even know why the doctor's bothering to bring back the rest of the book. 644 00:34:56,908 --> 00:34:58,910 I'm not capable of real change. 645 00:35:00,036 --> 00:35:02,163 -Lucifer, that isn't true. -Isn't it? 646 00:35:03,331 --> 00:35:05,541 I mean, at least I don't think it is. 647 00:35:07,376 --> 00:35:10,004 What I do know is how much you've grown since I've met you. 648 00:35:10,087 --> 00:35:11,297 But not enough. 649 00:35:12,506 --> 00:35:15,885 Honestly, I-- I don't know if it's enough. 650 00:35:16,886 --> 00:35:20,223 What I said back there, I was scared. 651 00:35:20,306 --> 00:35:21,682 You know, I am scared. 652 00:35:23,684 --> 00:35:27,396 [scoffs] I know you don't think you'll disappear, and I wanna believe that, 653 00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:28,814 but if you're wrong, 654 00:35:29,565 --> 00:35:32,193 and I'm gonna be a mom with two girls, 655 00:35:32,818 --> 00:35:34,362 working at the LAPD. 656 00:35:34,445 --> 00:35:38,407 [hesitates] You're going back to the LAPD? 657 00:35:40,159 --> 00:35:41,035 I know. 658 00:35:41,994 --> 00:35:45,456 I know it wasn't our plan, and I understand if you're upset. 659 00:35:46,624 --> 00:35:47,541 No. 660 00:35:48,668 --> 00:35:50,002 No, I understand. 661 00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:52,129 [chuckles] 662 00:35:52,213 --> 00:35:56,050 I mean, it's who you are, isn't it? Hmm? 663 00:35:57,718 --> 00:35:59,470 My detective. [chuckles] 664 00:35:59,553 --> 00:36:02,098 [exhales] I could never be upset with you about that. 665 00:36:04,267 --> 00:36:07,853 And while there is a remote possibility 666 00:36:07,937 --> 00:36:13,067 that I may idolize you a little too much… [chuckles] 667 00:36:13,150 --> 00:36:15,152 …I do know you're an amazing mother. 668 00:36:17,321 --> 00:36:19,615 I wasn't an amazing mother to Rory. 669 00:36:20,199 --> 00:36:22,952 -What do you mean? -Just look at her wings, Lucifer. 670 00:36:23,035 --> 00:36:24,120 I mean… [scoffs] 671 00:36:25,454 --> 00:36:27,623 I just think, did I not protect her enough? 672 00:36:27,707 --> 00:36:29,292 Did I not make her feel safe? 673 00:36:29,375 --> 00:36:30,918 How badly did I screw up 674 00:36:31,002 --> 00:36:33,713 that I made our daughter self-actualize as a weapon? 675 00:36:33,796 --> 00:36:35,047 Oh, right, yes. 676 00:36:35,131 --> 00:36:38,217 I wonder where Rory got her persecution complex from. 677 00:36:38,301 --> 00:36:42,430 [chuckles] Certainly not from the angel who literally invented teenage rebellion. 678 00:36:42,513 --> 00:36:45,433 Blade wings? Devil face? [scoffs] 679 00:36:45,516 --> 00:36:47,643 -It's all the same, isn't it? -[scoffs] 680 00:36:47,727 --> 00:36:49,061 [Rory] No, it isn't. 681 00:36:52,356 --> 00:36:53,399 [Chloe] Rory. 682 00:36:54,066 --> 00:36:55,109 Rory! 683 00:36:55,735 --> 00:36:57,862 -[Chloe] Uh… -Hello! [chuckles] 684 00:36:57,945 --> 00:37:01,574 -What-- what are you doing here? -Mom said you guys were saving the world. 685 00:37:01,657 --> 00:37:04,285 I thought I'd stop by to see how it was going. 686 00:37:04,368 --> 00:37:06,620 Gotta say, I kind of wish I hadn't. 687 00:37:06,704 --> 00:37:08,414 Hindsight's a bitch, huh? 688 00:37:08,497 --> 00:37:11,250 -[gasps] Rory. -Wait, Rory, hold on. [splutters] 689 00:37:12,335 --> 00:37:16,464 I think-- we-- we think your wings are amazing. 690 00:37:17,048 --> 00:37:19,008 I just-- I hope that you didn't 691 00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:22,928 feel that you had to fight or protect yourself 692 00:37:23,012 --> 00:37:24,430 when you were younger. Uh… 693 00:37:25,598 --> 00:37:29,602 As your mom, I-- I hope that I always made you feel safe. 694 00:37:29,685 --> 00:37:31,395 [laughs] 695 00:37:31,479 --> 00:37:35,149 I-- I don't have these wings because of something you did wrong. 696 00:37:36,609 --> 00:37:39,362 I-- I have them because of something you did right. 697 00:37:40,571 --> 00:37:42,281 I mean, all my life, 698 00:37:42,365 --> 00:37:44,950 I watched you stand up for justice. 699 00:37:45,659 --> 00:37:48,204 I love these badass wings 700 00:37:48,287 --> 00:37:52,208 'cause they remind me of the person I admire most. 701 00:37:53,834 --> 00:37:54,835 My mom. 702 00:37:56,045 --> 00:37:58,005 [exhales] Really? 703 00:37:58,589 --> 00:37:59,507 Really. 704 00:38:00,674 --> 00:38:04,220 These wings are like, they're one of a million 705 00:38:04,303 --> 00:38:07,348 wonderful, powerful things that you gave me. 706 00:38:08,849 --> 00:38:10,393 Unlike him. 707 00:38:11,143 --> 00:38:14,939 [chuckles] Well, your angel dad probably had something to do with your wings. 708 00:38:15,022 --> 00:38:17,525 -Right. -Lucifer left both of us. 709 00:38:18,317 --> 00:38:20,194 How can you still defend him? 710 00:38:21,112 --> 00:38:24,490 Well, Rory, I mean, your-- your dad is flawed. 711 00:38:24,573 --> 00:38:25,783 We all are, and… 712 00:38:27,118 --> 00:38:30,621 I mean, although I'm nervous about what the future holds, I… 713 00:38:31,122 --> 00:38:34,208 I guess, deep down, I just really trust him. 714 00:38:34,291 --> 00:38:38,212 Why? He doesn't even trust himself. He doesn't know his own feelings. 715 00:38:38,295 --> 00:38:41,799 He had to get hit by a bullet to figure out he cared about you. 716 00:38:41,882 --> 00:38:44,009 Yeah, I heard you guys talking earlier. 717 00:38:44,093 --> 00:38:46,554 -That's not necessarily fair. -[Lucifer] No. 718 00:38:47,263 --> 00:38:49,640 She's right. [gasps] 719 00:38:50,391 --> 00:38:53,102 She is right. 720 00:38:57,356 --> 00:38:59,608 Lucifer, what are you doing? 721 00:39:03,446 --> 00:39:04,697 What's this supposed to be? 722 00:39:04,780 --> 00:39:05,948 [gasps] 723 00:39:06,615 --> 00:39:10,119 I know how I feel about you, and I am going to prove it, young lady. 724 00:39:10,202 --> 00:39:14,582 I am gonna make myself vulnerable right here, right now, for you. 725 00:39:14,665 --> 00:39:16,500 So go on, shoot me. 726 00:39:17,084 --> 00:39:20,004 Okay, we do not shoot people in this family. 727 00:39:20,087 --> 00:39:22,548 I don't know, Mom. I think we established we totally do. 728 00:39:22,631 --> 00:39:25,426 [cackles] I think she's got you there. Move aside, please. 729 00:39:25,509 --> 00:39:29,054 I am your father, and I demand that you shoot me! 730 00:39:29,138 --> 00:39:31,682 [Chloe] Rory, don't listen to him. Just put down the gun. 731 00:39:31,765 --> 00:39:34,393 Ah-ah-ah-ah! It's the only way she's gonna believe me. 732 00:39:34,477 --> 00:39:35,728 Come on, Rory. 733 00:39:35,811 --> 00:39:37,980 You've wanted to hurt me ever since you got here. 734 00:39:38,063 --> 00:39:39,940 Now's your chance. Pull that trigger. 735 00:39:42,276 --> 00:39:43,819 -Come on. -[gun cocks] 736 00:39:43,903 --> 00:39:46,780 -Go on, shoot me! -[gunshot] 737 00:39:47,406 --> 00:39:48,824 [scoffs, gasps] 738 00:39:50,159 --> 00:39:52,161 [panting] 739 00:39:54,413 --> 00:39:56,081 I knew he couldn't do it. [gasps] 740 00:40:06,675 --> 00:40:08,344 [gasps, gulps] 741 00:40:08,427 --> 00:40:10,638 [chuckles] 742 00:40:10,721 --> 00:40:11,889 -[thuds] -Lucifer. 743 00:40:11,972 --> 00:40:15,559 [Lucifer cackles, grunts] 744 00:40:15,643 --> 00:40:17,978 [panting] 745 00:40:18,062 --> 00:40:22,316 Don't you two ever do anything like that ever again. 746 00:40:22,900 --> 00:40:24,401 Promise. [laughs] 747 00:40:25,319 --> 00:40:27,655 -It worked. -[Lucifer] Of course it worked. 748 00:40:28,572 --> 00:40:29,823 You're my daughter. 749 00:40:30,533 --> 00:40:31,659 And I love you. 750 00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:34,537 [elevator bell dings] 751 00:40:34,620 --> 00:40:37,414 [Linda] You asked for it? Well, here it is! 752 00:40:38,082 --> 00:40:39,041 Lucifer. 753 00:40:40,626 --> 00:40:41,794 Are you bleeding? 754 00:40:41,877 --> 00:40:44,338 Yes, I am! [chuckles] 755 00:40:44,421 --> 00:40:45,798 But don't worry about that. 756 00:40:46,549 --> 00:40:47,591 Hand it over. 757 00:40:48,342 --> 00:40:50,970 It's time to see how this story really ends. 758 00:41:12,616 --> 00:41:14,535 Thank you, Dr. Linda. 759 00:41:16,620 --> 00:41:18,455 In the five years that we've worked together, 760 00:41:18,539 --> 00:41:21,709 it's you who has given me the insight, the wisdom, 761 00:41:22,293 --> 00:41:23,836 to ascend the throne of Heaven. 762 00:41:25,879 --> 00:41:29,592 Some might say you've been a godsend. 763 00:41:30,884 --> 00:41:31,760 [chuckles] 764 00:41:42,396 --> 00:41:43,272 [sighs] 765 00:41:55,909 --> 00:41:59,622 I, Lucifer Morningstar, the Devil, 766 00:42:00,623 --> 00:42:05,002 have returned to Heaven to rule as God Almighty. 767 00:42:06,837 --> 00:42:09,006 And it's all thanks to one woman. 768 00:42:10,424 --> 00:42:12,509 A woman with the mind of a genius, 769 00:42:13,385 --> 00:42:15,095 the patience of a saint. 770 00:42:16,513 --> 00:42:20,267 A woman I adore with all of my heart. 771 00:42:22,019 --> 00:42:26,273 The greatest therapist the world has ever known, 772 00:42:26,357 --> 00:42:29,485 Dr. Linda Martin, MD, 773 00:42:29,568 --> 00:42:35,324 PsyD, PhD, MA, MPhil, 774 00:42:35,407 --> 00:42:38,494 Master in Science, Master in Technology, 775 00:42:38,577 --> 00:42:40,245 Master of the Universe, Ma-- 776 00:42:40,954 --> 00:42:43,582 This is preposterous. 777 00:42:43,666 --> 00:42:45,959 [chuckles] I mean, socks with sandals? 778 00:42:46,043 --> 00:42:47,670 What? Your dad wore them. 779 00:42:47,753 --> 00:42:50,589 But, Linda, is this what you really think happens? 780 00:42:51,215 --> 00:42:53,425 I don't know what's going to happen. 781 00:42:54,009 --> 00:42:56,970 I've been the therapist to the Devil for the last five years, 782 00:42:57,054 --> 00:42:58,889 and I still couldn't get him ready to be God. 783 00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:02,810 -[hesitates] I'm a failure. -[Lucifer sighs] 784 00:43:02,893 --> 00:43:05,688 So I wrote a fake ending to make myself feel better. 785 00:43:05,771 --> 00:43:08,399 Okay, so seriously, why are you bleeding? 786 00:43:08,482 --> 00:43:10,234 Oh, my daughter shot me. 787 00:43:10,317 --> 00:43:11,443 What? 788 00:43:11,527 --> 00:43:13,904 No, don't worry. It was completely consensual. 789 00:43:13,987 --> 00:43:16,490 I self-actualized vulnerability to prove a point. 790 00:43:18,867 --> 00:43:19,868 Lucifer… 791 00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:23,330 your conscious and subconscious mind 792 00:43:24,039 --> 00:43:25,833 are finally acting in concert. 793 00:43:27,334 --> 00:43:28,627 Do you know what this means? 794 00:43:30,087 --> 00:43:30,963 That… 795 00:43:31,755 --> 00:43:36,093 I no longer have to let my wings choose whether or not I'm gonna be God. 796 00:43:47,688 --> 00:43:48,522 [gasps] 797 00:43:50,607 --> 00:43:51,650 [Chloe] So… 798 00:43:53,777 --> 00:43:55,696 you're finally ready to be God. 799 00:43:57,531 --> 00:43:58,365 I am. 800 00:44:00,033 --> 00:44:02,828 I am ready to be God. 801 00:44:02,911 --> 00:44:05,956 [inhales, exhales] 802 00:44:10,043 --> 00:44:11,545 But I'm choosing not to be. 803 00:44:13,297 --> 00:44:14,381 What? 804 00:44:14,465 --> 00:44:17,342 Reading the doctor's ridiculous denouement, 805 00:44:17,426 --> 00:44:21,138 reliving everything that we've been through here on Earth, 806 00:44:21,805 --> 00:44:26,268 seeing how certain you are about who you are, what you are… 807 00:44:26,977 --> 00:44:28,729 It's made me realize, I-- 808 00:44:29,646 --> 00:44:31,565 I don't want to be God. 809 00:44:33,150 --> 00:44:34,777 -[Linda sighs] -So I'm not going to be. 810 00:44:35,819 --> 00:44:38,489 I mean, I think, deep down, I've-- 811 00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:41,950 I've always known it wasn't really my calling. 812 00:44:42,534 --> 00:44:43,452 I-- I… 813 00:44:44,077 --> 00:44:46,246 I've no idea what my calling is, 814 00:44:46,330 --> 00:44:48,457 but I do know it's not me being God. 815 00:44:50,125 --> 00:44:52,294 I hope you're not too disappointed by that. 816 00:44:52,377 --> 00:44:54,463 No, I'm not disappointed. 817 00:44:56,089 --> 00:44:58,592 I could never be disappointed by who you are. 818 00:44:59,676 --> 00:45:01,094 I told you, I trust you. 819 00:45:03,013 --> 00:45:07,351 I have no idea why you always have so much faith in me. 820 00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:09,728 [chuckles] 821 00:45:12,105 --> 00:45:12,981 [Rory] I do. 822 00:45:18,153 --> 00:45:23,200 I mean, my whole life I listened to Mom talk about how much she loved you. 823 00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:28,288 Uh, kind of felt sorry for her, honestly. 824 00:45:29,748 --> 00:45:34,586 But reading this, I get to see things from the other side. 825 00:45:35,254 --> 00:45:37,464 -[gasping] -Chloe. 826 00:45:37,548 --> 00:45:38,966 I don't wanna die. 827 00:45:39,049 --> 00:45:40,175 I won't let you. 828 00:45:40,259 --> 00:45:43,178 -[gunshots] -[shouting] 829 00:45:43,262 --> 00:45:48,141 If you're up there, all I ask is that you protect Chloe. 830 00:45:48,225 --> 00:45:50,519 [screams] 831 00:45:50,602 --> 00:45:53,355 ["Found" by Jacob Banks playing] 832 00:45:55,232 --> 00:45:57,025 Detective! No! 833 00:45:57,109 --> 00:45:59,111 [grunts, gasps] 834 00:45:59,194 --> 00:46:00,487 You're okay. 835 00:46:03,448 --> 00:46:05,701 -[thudding] -[gasps] 836 00:46:10,539 --> 00:46:14,918 ♪ What do I put in a hole Inside the ground? ♪ 837 00:46:16,795 --> 00:46:19,089 ♪ Oh, I'm falling higher ♪ 838 00:46:21,425 --> 00:46:23,677 ♪ Flying deeper ♪ 839 00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:26,763 ♪ Oh, the love I found ♪ 840 00:46:30,225 --> 00:46:35,105 ♪ What do I do with this smile Trapped in my mouth? ♪ 841 00:46:38,233 --> 00:46:42,988 ♪ How do I prove There's a ghost this time around? ♪ 842 00:46:44,448 --> 00:46:47,159 ♪ It's like catching fire ♪ 843 00:46:48,785 --> 00:46:51,455 ♪ Walking on water ♪ 844 00:46:51,538 --> 00:46:55,375 ♪ Oh, the love I found ♪ 845 00:46:57,836 --> 00:47:02,716 ♪ Say the word And I'll burn it all ♪ 846 00:47:05,886 --> 00:47:10,474 ♪ Play the chord And I'll bleed some more… ♪ 847 00:47:13,810 --> 00:47:17,314 I choose you, Chloe. 848 00:47:19,566 --> 00:47:21,860 Because I love you. 849 00:47:24,988 --> 00:47:28,075 It's, uh, good to know that he loved you-- 850 00:47:29,493 --> 00:47:31,453 Loves you back. 851 00:47:32,037 --> 00:47:34,873 Rory, I hope that you know now 852 00:47:34,957 --> 00:47:38,168 that he feels the exact same way about you. 853 00:47:41,338 --> 00:47:43,173 Yeah, I think I do. 854 00:47:43,924 --> 00:47:49,304 The emotional progress you're all making here is really so beautiful. 855 00:47:49,388 --> 00:47:51,264 But, you know, it almost makes me forget 856 00:47:51,348 --> 00:47:53,517 about the whole "end of the world" situation. 857 00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:57,062 Oh, right, that. Buzzkill Doctor. 858 00:47:57,145 --> 00:47:58,689 [sighs] Well, don't worry. 859 00:47:58,772 --> 00:48:02,651 I'm sure, uh, Amenadiel will figure it out. [chuckles] 860 00:48:02,734 --> 00:48:03,819 He always does. 861 00:48:11,159 --> 00:48:12,995 -Hey. -Hey. 862 00:48:17,332 --> 00:48:18,333 So… 863 00:48:22,629 --> 00:48:24,131 Thanks for picking me up. 864 00:48:25,841 --> 00:48:26,758 Yeah. 865 00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:29,720 Sorry I… 866 00:48:30,679 --> 00:48:32,889 kind of ditched you at the wedding. 867 00:48:34,808 --> 00:48:36,268 Big emergency. 868 00:48:38,812 --> 00:48:42,607 You ever have one of those friends that, every time they have a problem, 869 00:48:42,691 --> 00:48:43,942 it winds up becoming-- 870 00:48:44,026 --> 00:48:45,402 The end of the world? 871 00:48:45,485 --> 00:48:48,447 Yeah, well, I'm-- I'm really glad that you get it 872 00:48:48,530 --> 00:48:52,909 because I've got five of those. 873 00:48:55,037 --> 00:48:56,997 Six, I guess. 874 00:48:58,540 --> 00:49:00,500 [sighs] Just so you know. 875 00:49:01,168 --> 00:49:02,127 Okay. 876 00:49:03,962 --> 00:49:05,505 So what's the word, then? 877 00:49:05,589 --> 00:49:08,300 Is the crisis averted or…? 878 00:49:08,383 --> 00:49:09,593 Not yet. 879 00:49:11,928 --> 00:49:14,639 But, you know, given everything we've been through, 880 00:49:14,723 --> 00:49:18,518 I'd say I'm cautiously optimistic. 881 00:49:19,936 --> 00:49:21,396 -Good. -[Ella sighs] 882 00:49:22,856 --> 00:49:24,733 I'm so sorry, I know… 883 00:49:26,068 --> 00:49:29,571 I know that's like, "Welcome to Vague Town, population you." 884 00:49:30,947 --> 00:49:34,701 Carol, I really wish that I could tell you more. 885 00:49:34,785 --> 00:49:36,244 I-- I do, but… 886 00:49:38,914 --> 00:49:41,083 It's just not my secret to share. 887 00:49:41,166 --> 00:49:42,667 [chuckling] Ella… 888 00:49:45,212 --> 00:49:46,463 That's fine. 889 00:49:47,255 --> 00:49:48,465 I know who you are. 890 00:49:49,257 --> 00:49:52,761 And-- and I trust our relationship, so you don't have to-- 891 00:49:54,471 --> 00:49:56,556 You don't have to worry about that. We're good. 892 00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:04,147 Listen, you-- you don't have to know every little detail about someone 893 00:50:04,231 --> 00:50:07,734 as long as you already know their heart. 894 00:50:09,152 --> 00:50:10,153 Right. 895 00:50:11,154 --> 00:50:12,155 Right. 896 00:50:29,214 --> 00:50:30,715 Couldn't save the world. 897 00:50:34,136 --> 00:50:37,055 Didn't even realize that my client of five years 898 00:50:37,139 --> 00:50:39,182 didn't wanna become God. 899 00:50:39,266 --> 00:50:40,308 [scoffs] 900 00:50:40,392 --> 00:50:42,519 The world's greatest therapist, my ass. 901 00:50:42,602 --> 00:50:48,024 -More like "World's Biggest Fraud." -[scoffs] Doctor, sit down. 902 00:50:50,110 --> 00:50:53,613 Now, you may not have helped me ascend the throne of Heaven, 903 00:50:54,114 --> 00:50:55,282 but you did help. 904 00:50:57,117 --> 00:50:58,577 -Really? -Yes. 905 00:50:59,870 --> 00:51:04,374 You have helped me learn to put others first. 906 00:51:05,750 --> 00:51:09,171 You helped me repair relationships that had been broken for… [groans] 907 00:51:09,754 --> 00:51:11,923 …well, millennia. 908 00:51:13,300 --> 00:51:17,345 You've helped me truly connect with the love of my life. 909 00:51:20,098 --> 00:51:22,184 Dr. Linda Martin, 910 00:51:23,935 --> 00:51:27,147 "P-h-y" and all those things. [laughs] 911 00:51:27,731 --> 00:51:29,357 In our time together, 912 00:51:29,441 --> 00:51:32,944 you managed to do something not even God Almighty was able to accomplish. 913 00:51:35,155 --> 00:51:36,907 You've made me a better man. 914 00:51:44,247 --> 00:51:45,874 Thank you, Lucifer. 915 00:51:49,002 --> 00:51:52,088 That's the best compliment a therapist could receive. 916 00:51:53,673 --> 00:51:54,841 [exhales] 917 00:52:01,348 --> 00:52:03,934 -[sighs] -Mmm. 918 00:52:05,477 --> 00:52:06,603 Doctor. 919 00:52:07,771 --> 00:52:11,524 -Doctor! -[gasps] Sorry. Whoa. Sorr-- 920 00:52:12,567 --> 00:52:13,652 [sighs] 921 00:52:13,735 --> 00:52:16,988 -It's just been the longest day ever. -Hasn't it? 922 00:52:17,072 --> 00:52:18,448 So, if you'll excuse me, 923 00:52:18,531 --> 00:52:22,661 I have a very important appointment with a warm, soft bed. 924 00:52:23,745 --> 00:52:25,038 A well-earned rest. 925 00:52:41,638 --> 00:52:44,474 ["I Just Want to Thank You" by Big John Hamilton playing] 926 00:52:48,270 --> 00:52:49,187 ♪ I-I-I… ♪ 927 00:52:49,271 --> 00:52:50,981 [laughs] 928 00:52:51,648 --> 00:52:53,608 ♪ Just wanna thank you… ♪ 929 00:52:53,692 --> 00:52:55,068 [sighs] 930 00:52:55,151 --> 00:53:00,323 ♪ For this feeling that I feel ♪ 931 00:53:01,992 --> 00:53:04,286 ♪ I-I-I… ♪ 932 00:53:05,370 --> 00:53:07,831 ♪ Just wanna thank you… ♪ 933 00:53:07,914 --> 00:53:12,836 -[sighs] -[wings flap] 934 00:53:15,505 --> 00:53:17,966 ♪ I just wanna thank you… ♪ 935 00:53:18,967 --> 00:53:20,885 I know why the world is ending. 936 00:53:22,220 --> 00:53:23,513 We need to talk. 937 00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:27,726 [sighs] Bollocks.