1 00:00:17,038 --> 00:00:18,289 [sighs] 2 00:00:18,373 --> 00:00:20,375 [sirens wailing in distance] 3 00:00:23,628 --> 00:00:24,504 [sighs] 4 00:00:27,132 --> 00:00:29,175 Yeah, okay. It's cool. 5 00:00:30,260 --> 00:00:31,261 Cool? 6 00:00:32,428 --> 00:00:35,223 This is the most beautiful view in all of Los Angeles. 7 00:00:35,807 --> 00:00:39,394 One that only angels and very persistent pigeons get to see. 8 00:00:41,646 --> 00:00:43,940 You didn't bring me up here to show me the view. 9 00:00:45,150 --> 00:00:46,025 What's up? 10 00:00:46,109 --> 00:00:48,945 [exhales] Can't get anything past you, can I? 11 00:00:49,028 --> 00:00:50,113 [chuckles] 12 00:00:51,447 --> 00:00:52,907 Once upon a time, 13 00:00:53,867 --> 00:00:56,661 I made your Aunt Maze mad. [grunts] 14 00:00:57,537 --> 00:00:58,997 The following morning, 15 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:02,542 I awoke to find my bed crawling with southern widows. 16 00:01:02,625 --> 00:01:04,502 Not the good kind. The spider kind. 17 00:01:05,295 --> 00:01:08,256 My whiskey gone, replaced with urine. 18 00:01:09,048 --> 00:01:10,967 I expected more of my favorite aunt. 19 00:01:11,050 --> 00:01:13,970 Oh, she also did something far more heinous. 20 00:01:15,346 --> 00:01:17,974 She shorted all of my suits. [shudders] 21 00:01:19,350 --> 00:01:21,394 -That's more like it. -[groans] 22 00:01:21,477 --> 00:01:24,522 -So, did you have it coming? -Well, you tell me. 23 00:01:25,106 --> 00:01:26,941 I ate the last of her Froot Loops. 24 00:01:27,025 --> 00:01:28,693 [both laugh] 25 00:01:30,153 --> 00:01:31,154 All that's to say, 26 00:01:31,237 --> 00:01:34,616 I can't imagine what she'll do to you if you miss her wedding. 27 00:01:34,699 --> 00:01:36,910 Eve told me that you RSVP'd "no," 28 00:01:36,993 --> 00:01:39,704 which is a fact she's been wise to conceal from her future wife. 29 00:01:40,580 --> 00:01:43,374 Yeah, why would Maze even care? She doesn't know me yet. 30 00:01:43,458 --> 00:01:45,960 You haven't given her much of a chance to get to know you. 31 00:01:46,044 --> 00:01:47,795 Or anyone else for that matter. 32 00:01:47,879 --> 00:01:50,048 Now, this wedding's an opportunity to fix that. 33 00:01:50,548 --> 00:01:51,507 Yeah? 34 00:01:51,591 --> 00:01:54,594 -And how would you even introduce me? -I'll tell people the truth. 35 00:01:54,677 --> 00:01:56,763 -You can't tell people I've time-traveled. -Why not? 36 00:01:56,846 --> 00:01:59,182 I tell them I'm the Devil, it tends to go over… 37 00:01:59,974 --> 00:02:02,810 Well, I guess reviews are mixed at this point. 38 00:02:02,894 --> 00:02:05,188 But the important people already know about you. 39 00:02:07,148 --> 00:02:09,192 It's actually worse with people who know. 40 00:02:09,275 --> 00:02:12,695 They keep asking me about their fate, and I can't tell them anything. 41 00:02:12,779 --> 00:02:15,740 I mean, what if I say something that messes with the future? 42 00:02:16,574 --> 00:02:17,533 [sighs] 43 00:02:18,409 --> 00:02:21,829 And besides, I don't-- I don't have anything to wear, so… 44 00:02:21,913 --> 00:02:24,207 Oh, well, that is unacceptable. 45 00:02:24,290 --> 00:02:26,000 My tailor would be personally offended 46 00:02:26,084 --> 00:02:28,544 if I didn't allow them to help you out in this time of need. 47 00:02:29,128 --> 00:02:30,880 They're a total genius. 48 00:02:30,964 --> 00:02:33,424 Saved me after the short-suiting debacle. 49 00:02:33,508 --> 00:02:36,552 Here, I'm going tonight for a fitting. Join me. 50 00:02:36,636 --> 00:02:39,055 We could coordinate outfits. 51 00:02:39,138 --> 00:02:40,682 Get matching cummerbunds, perhaps. 52 00:02:42,558 --> 00:02:44,269 No? Okay. 53 00:02:44,352 --> 00:02:48,481 We could find something else that doesn't make you make that face. 54 00:02:49,065 --> 00:02:49,899 No. 55 00:02:51,651 --> 00:02:52,652 I just-- 56 00:02:53,569 --> 00:02:54,404 No. 57 00:02:55,530 --> 00:02:56,364 Right. 58 00:02:57,323 --> 00:02:59,742 Well, I'll be there, if you change your mind. 59 00:02:59,826 --> 00:03:03,579 Not that I expect you usually do, but a father can dream. 60 00:03:15,883 --> 00:03:18,303 I was wrong, Amenadiel. 61 00:03:18,386 --> 00:03:21,431 So wrong. I mean, I followed my father into this job 62 00:03:21,514 --> 00:03:24,559 and because I believed in him, I believed in the system, 63 00:03:24,642 --> 00:03:27,228 but I never imagined this. 64 00:03:27,937 --> 00:03:29,397 All complaints against Reiben? 65 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:30,356 Not just him. 66 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:33,276 Dozens of officers, hundreds of complaints. 67 00:03:34,610 --> 00:03:37,905 Yeah, so much for the "one bad apple" defense, right? 68 00:03:37,989 --> 00:03:41,784 And the brass signed off on all of these, and nothing happened. 69 00:03:42,368 --> 00:03:43,870 I should have believed you. 70 00:03:44,579 --> 00:03:46,748 I'm just glad we're on the same page now, Chloe. 71 00:03:46,831 --> 00:03:48,791 I'm sorry it took so long. 72 00:03:48,875 --> 00:03:50,793 [inhales] But my father taught me 73 00:03:50,877 --> 00:03:54,047 that when you see injustice, you confront it, so I'm going back. 74 00:03:54,964 --> 00:03:56,132 To the LAPD. 75 00:03:56,924 --> 00:03:59,719 I wanna help you and Sonya clean this up from the inside. 76 00:03:59,802 --> 00:04:01,012 Wow. 77 00:04:01,095 --> 00:04:03,097 I mean, that's-- that's-- that's great. 78 00:04:03,181 --> 00:04:05,850 We need all the help that we can get, but what about Lucifer? 79 00:04:05,933 --> 00:04:08,019 What about being God's consultant? 80 00:04:08,102 --> 00:04:09,270 [inhales] 81 00:04:09,354 --> 00:04:12,106 Uh, the "God" thing is on hold for right now. 82 00:04:12,190 --> 00:04:14,317 Lucifer doesn't feel comfortable going to Heaven 83 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:16,569 until he's patched things up with Rory. 84 00:04:16,652 --> 00:04:18,363 And, you know, I agree. 85 00:04:19,238 --> 00:04:21,449 He's gonna have to go up eventually, Chloe. 86 00:04:22,158 --> 00:04:23,743 How does he feel about you staying? 87 00:04:24,660 --> 00:04:25,495 [Chloe] Hmm. 88 00:04:26,371 --> 00:04:28,748 You haven't told him. [chuckles softly] 89 00:04:29,332 --> 00:04:32,543 Well, I-- He's got a lot on his plate right now. 90 00:04:32,627 --> 00:04:34,420 I feel like it can wait. 91 00:04:34,504 --> 00:04:36,255 Probably till after the wedding. 92 00:04:36,339 --> 00:04:38,716 I don't wanna add any drama to Maze's big day. 93 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:42,387 Drama? It's Maze and big feelings. What could possibly go wrong? 94 00:04:43,304 --> 00:04:44,347 [scoffs] 95 00:04:45,765 --> 00:04:46,974 [Eve] Thank you. 96 00:04:47,058 --> 00:04:51,479 Okay, "supervise flowers." Check. 97 00:04:51,562 --> 00:04:55,233 "Make sure Linda's all set to officiate." Check. 98 00:04:55,316 --> 00:04:58,569 "Nix your Black Sabbath additions from the playlist." Check. 99 00:04:58,653 --> 00:05:02,865 Yeah, I think you're right. Black Sabbath is a little too mellow for the wedding. 100 00:05:03,449 --> 00:05:04,575 [Eve] Mm-hmm. 101 00:05:05,076 --> 00:05:09,831 Okay, next step is confirming the number of guests with the caterer. 102 00:05:09,914 --> 00:05:12,959 You sure you don't want to invite your siblings? 103 00:05:13,042 --> 00:05:16,295 Yeah, no. You know, it's supposed to be "eat, drink and be merry." 104 00:05:16,379 --> 00:05:18,214 Not "eat, drink and be wary 105 00:05:18,297 --> 00:05:21,342 that a bunch of soulless, torture-savvy demons are gonna ruin your wedding." 106 00:05:21,426 --> 00:05:24,220 [chuckles] Why do you assume that they would do that? 107 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:26,180 Well, you've met them. 108 00:05:26,264 --> 00:05:27,640 Yes, I have. 109 00:05:27,723 --> 00:05:29,851 A few of them. They were awesome. 110 00:05:29,934 --> 00:05:32,603 Mmm. Yeah, in a fight. 111 00:05:32,687 --> 00:05:34,313 But that's all they're good for. 112 00:05:35,481 --> 00:05:36,441 How do you know? 113 00:05:36,524 --> 00:05:38,651 Because that's what they were made for. 114 00:05:38,734 --> 00:05:40,278 Hmm. [clicks tongue] 115 00:05:40,361 --> 00:05:43,030 That's also true about you. 116 00:05:43,114 --> 00:05:46,409 And you, you've evolved. 117 00:05:47,785 --> 00:05:50,538 Maybe they can too, if you just gave them a chance. 118 00:05:51,038 --> 00:05:54,459 We're not really the "happily ever after type," honey. Trust me. 119 00:05:56,669 --> 00:05:57,962 They're your family. 120 00:05:58,045 --> 00:05:58,880 No. 121 00:06:00,590 --> 00:06:01,591 You're my family. 122 00:06:02,425 --> 00:06:04,385 The only family I need. 123 00:06:04,469 --> 00:06:05,386 Okay? 124 00:06:05,928 --> 00:06:09,265 Which is why I am not going to let anything or anyone 125 00:06:09,348 --> 00:06:11,767 ruin our wedding tomorrow. 126 00:06:14,479 --> 00:06:15,563 [Eve] Adam. 127 00:06:15,646 --> 00:06:17,231 ♪ Look at me now ♪ 128 00:06:17,315 --> 00:06:18,858 ♪ Coming in love ♪ 129 00:06:18,941 --> 00:06:20,359 ♪ Top of the world ♪ 130 00:06:20,443 --> 00:06:21,861 ♪ Not coming down ♪ 131 00:06:21,944 --> 00:06:23,362 ♪ Look at me now… ♪ 132 00:06:23,446 --> 00:06:25,281 It's time to come home, babe. 133 00:06:25,364 --> 00:06:26,741 ♪ Cured from my doubts ♪ 134 00:06:26,824 --> 00:06:29,035 ♪ Look at me, look at me now ♪ 135 00:06:36,334 --> 00:06:40,338 ["I Just Died in Your Arms" by Cutting Crew playing] 136 00:06:40,421 --> 00:06:45,801 ♪ Oh, I I just died in your arms tonight ♪ 137 00:06:46,552 --> 00:06:49,222 ♪ It must have been something you said ♪ 138 00:06:49,931 --> 00:06:53,434 ♪ I just died in your arms tonight ♪ 139 00:06:59,023 --> 00:07:01,275 So this is the first man. 140 00:07:02,318 --> 00:07:04,278 Guess God had to start somewhere. 141 00:07:04,779 --> 00:07:06,113 Can we talk privately? 142 00:07:08,282 --> 00:07:09,283 {\an8}Sure. 143 00:07:11,619 --> 00:07:12,954 {\an8}-Hey. -Hey. 144 00:07:15,748 --> 00:07:16,832 {\an8}I'm sorry, Eve. 145 00:07:16,916 --> 00:07:19,961 {\an8}I know I haven't been giving you the attention that you deserve. 146 00:07:20,044 --> 00:07:21,379 {\an8}And that's over now, babe. 147 00:07:21,462 --> 00:07:24,006 {\an8}I mean, gone are the nights of me ripping whippets, 148 00:07:24,090 --> 00:07:26,676 {\an8}staying up listening to Aerosmith bootlegs. 149 00:07:28,177 --> 00:07:29,095 {\an8}I'm yours. 150 00:07:29,679 --> 00:07:32,431 {\an8}Did you just notice that I was gone? 151 00:07:33,808 --> 00:07:34,642 {\an8}No. 152 00:07:35,142 --> 00:07:37,687 {\an8}No. I was giving you space, you know? 153 00:07:37,770 --> 00:07:39,981 {\an8}Being the good, understanding husband that I am. 154 00:07:40,064 --> 00:07:41,941 {\an8}I figured you'd have a little fun, 155 00:07:42,024 --> 00:07:44,652 {\an8}and maybe pick up a few tricks for the bedroom, 156 00:07:44,735 --> 00:07:46,445 {\an8}bring them home, huh? 157 00:07:46,529 --> 00:07:49,115 {\an8}Then I heard about this "wedding." 158 00:07:49,615 --> 00:07:52,785 {\an8}I know a cry for help when I see one, so here I am. 159 00:07:52,868 --> 00:07:55,288 {\an8}Rescue party of one. [clicks tongue] 160 00:07:55,371 --> 00:07:59,709 {\an8}-So can we go home now? -Okay, Adam, this is my home now. 161 00:08:00,293 --> 00:08:02,962 {\an8}I have my own friends, my own place. 162 00:08:03,045 --> 00:08:04,338 {\an8}My own kick-ass job 163 00:08:04,422 --> 00:08:06,215 {\an8}where I make my own kick-ass money. 164 00:08:06,299 --> 00:08:08,009 {\an8}I'm a black belt now. [chuckles] 165 00:08:08,092 --> 00:08:10,261 {\an8}Yeah, that's fun, right? 166 00:08:10,344 --> 00:08:12,096 {\an8}Neighborhood martial arts academy. 167 00:08:12,179 --> 00:08:14,098 {\an8}Did they give you all the belts in the rainbow? 168 00:08:14,181 --> 00:08:15,016 {\an8}Funny. 169 00:08:15,099 --> 00:08:17,351 {\an8}That doesn't mean you know how to throw a punch. [pops] 170 00:08:18,185 --> 00:08:20,187 {\an8}But I get it. Message is received. 171 00:08:20,271 --> 00:08:22,565 {\an8}-Come on. -What message is that exactly? 172 00:08:23,816 --> 00:08:26,527 {\an8}Obviously you need a change, okay? 173 00:08:26,611 --> 00:08:29,572 {\an8}So, fine. You wanna swing, we'll swing. 174 00:08:29,655 --> 00:08:32,033 {\an8}You want a little S&M? I'm down. 175 00:08:32,116 --> 00:08:33,534 {\an8}Threesome? I'm up for it. 176 00:08:33,618 --> 00:08:36,495 {\an8}So long as I'm outnumbered, okay? But all you had to do was ask. 177 00:08:36,579 --> 00:08:38,623 {\an8}-You didn't have to take it this far. -Okay. 178 00:08:38,706 --> 00:08:42,418 {\an8}What exactly is it you think this is? 179 00:08:42,501 --> 00:08:45,087 {\an8}You think this is me just trying to get your attention? 180 00:08:46,088 --> 00:08:46,922 {\an8}Yeah. 181 00:08:47,006 --> 00:08:49,508 {\an8}This is not about you, Adam. 182 00:08:49,592 --> 00:08:54,722 {\an8}This is about me, and the fact that I fell in love with someone else. 183 00:08:58,559 --> 00:09:00,519 {\an8}You're in love with a demon, Eve? 184 00:09:01,103 --> 00:09:02,188 {\an8}[Eve] Mm-hmm. 185 00:09:02,813 --> 00:09:05,232 {\an8}Come on. Be serious. 186 00:09:05,316 --> 00:09:06,525 {\an8}You don't know her. 187 00:09:06,609 --> 00:09:08,110 {\an8}[Adam] I know her kind. 188 00:09:08,194 --> 00:09:10,738 {\an8}-I was married to her mother. -[Eve] Hmm. 189 00:09:11,405 --> 00:09:13,324 {\an8}Which, by the way… 190 00:09:13,407 --> 00:09:16,077 {\an8}you are a spitting image of Lilith. 191 00:09:16,786 --> 00:09:19,080 {\an8}In more ways than one, apparently. 192 00:09:19,163 --> 00:09:22,583 {\an8}I bet she uses all the same tricks her mom used on me, hmm? 193 00:09:23,501 --> 00:09:25,961 {\an8}I'm not gonna let you make that same mistake, 194 00:09:26,045 --> 00:09:28,631 {\an8}because I've been there and done that. 195 00:09:29,173 --> 00:09:31,467 {\an8}-Literally. -[chuckles] 196 00:09:31,550 --> 00:09:34,428 {\an8}You wish, you first pancake of a human. 197 00:09:35,471 --> 00:09:36,972 {\an8}I-- I-- I don't wish. 198 00:09:37,973 --> 00:09:39,225 {\an8}'Cause your mom was hotter. 199 00:09:39,308 --> 00:09:40,893 {\an8}-Okay. -Oh, burn. 200 00:09:40,976 --> 00:09:44,689 {\an8}You and me, we belong together, babe, huh? 201 00:09:44,772 --> 00:09:47,066 {\an8}Husband and wife since the dawn of time. 202 00:09:47,149 --> 00:09:48,943 {\an8}We were never husband and wife. 203 00:09:49,026 --> 00:09:51,862 {\an8}I was made from you. I was delivered to you. 204 00:09:51,946 --> 00:09:54,031 {\an8}Hey, don't get caught up in the fine print here. 205 00:09:54,115 --> 00:09:56,659 {\an8}It's not a detail, okay? 206 00:09:56,742 --> 00:09:57,952 {\an8}I didn't choose you. 207 00:10:00,162 --> 00:10:01,789 {\an8}I'm gonna choose Maze. 208 00:10:02,623 --> 00:10:03,499 {\an8}Oh. 209 00:10:05,376 --> 00:10:08,421 {\an8}♪ You have been warned ♪ 210 00:10:08,504 --> 00:10:11,674 {\an8}♪ Welcome to my queendom… ♪ 211 00:10:12,425 --> 00:10:13,300 {\an8}Okay. 212 00:10:13,384 --> 00:10:16,137 ♪ Welcome to my queendom{\an8} ♪ 213 00:10:22,601 --> 00:10:24,812 ♪ Welcome to my queendom{\an8} ♪ 214 00:10:26,313 --> 00:10:28,023 {\an8}[fly buzzing] 215 00:10:30,568 --> 00:10:32,570 {\an8}Maybe not yet. They might be too hot. 216 00:10:33,529 --> 00:10:34,447 {\an8}[Rory chuckles] 217 00:10:34,947 --> 00:10:36,574 {\an8}-Mm. Mmm! -Good? 218 00:10:37,199 --> 00:10:38,409 {\an8}This brings me back… 219 00:10:39,368 --> 00:10:40,494 {\an8}to the future. 220 00:10:42,204 --> 00:10:43,497 {\an8}-You know what I mean. -Yeah. 221 00:10:43,581 --> 00:10:46,709 {\an8}It takes me back too. I mean, actually back. 222 00:10:46,792 --> 00:10:49,754 {\an8}My dad would bring me home those sandwiches after his shift. 223 00:10:49,837 --> 00:10:52,757 {\an8}-[fly buzzes] -It's a Decker family tradition. 224 00:10:53,382 --> 00:10:54,675 {\an8}Hmm? Hmm. 225 00:10:55,593 --> 00:10:57,386 {\an8}So, in the future, 226 00:10:57,470 --> 00:11:00,556 {\an8}do I bring you home egg sandwiches after work? 227 00:11:01,766 --> 00:11:04,727 {\an8}-What? I'm just curious. -But you know I can't tell you. 228 00:11:04,810 --> 00:11:05,644 {\an8}Yeah, I know. 229 00:11:05,728 --> 00:11:07,396 {\an8}It's just that you mentioned 230 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:09,899 {\an8}I had a lot on my plate when you were growing up. 231 00:11:09,982 --> 00:11:12,234 {\an8}And I just wonder… [sighs] 232 00:11:12,318 --> 00:11:13,486 {\an8}Was it my job? 233 00:11:13,569 --> 00:11:15,780 {\an8}Was it Lucifer? Something else? 234 00:11:15,863 --> 00:11:18,115 {\an8}I mean, I'm not asking for specifics. 235 00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:20,576 {\an8}Just, um, like, a teeny-tiny hint. 236 00:11:21,076 --> 00:11:23,704 {\an8}You know, since I did the teeny-tiny thing of birthing you. 237 00:11:24,455 --> 00:11:27,833 Okay, I'll tell you this one thing. 238 00:11:27,917 --> 00:11:28,751 Okay. 239 00:11:29,293 --> 00:11:30,503 In the future… 240 00:11:32,963 --> 00:11:35,549 that guilt trip also never works on me. 241 00:11:35,633 --> 00:11:36,801 [both laugh] 242 00:11:36,884 --> 00:11:37,760 Right. 243 00:11:38,886 --> 00:11:40,346 You make choices, Mom. 244 00:11:40,429 --> 00:11:43,933 If I told you what they are, you wouldn't really be making them any more. 245 00:11:45,226 --> 00:11:48,562 -Yeah, you're right. You're right. -[fly buzzing] 246 00:11:48,646 --> 00:11:50,064 -When did you become-- -[wings flap] 247 00:11:51,774 --> 00:11:52,817 [Chloe gasps] 248 00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:55,152 Sorry. 249 00:11:56,153 --> 00:11:57,488 The fly was driving me nuts. 250 00:11:59,448 --> 00:12:01,367 Um, I didn't know 251 00:12:02,159 --> 00:12:03,994 wings could do that. 252 00:12:04,995 --> 00:12:06,163 Pretty cool, huh? 253 00:12:06,247 --> 00:12:08,707 [Chloe] Yeah, yeah, mm-hmm. 254 00:12:09,375 --> 00:12:10,251 Yeah. 255 00:12:11,001 --> 00:12:14,755 So, um, have your wings always been that way? 256 00:12:15,381 --> 00:12:18,092 -[Rory] Mm-hmm. -Hmm. 257 00:12:18,175 --> 00:12:19,051 [Dan] Wow. 258 00:12:19,844 --> 00:12:23,138 This is weird. 259 00:12:25,808 --> 00:12:28,394 Though I guess of all the people who could've taken my desk, 260 00:12:28,477 --> 00:12:30,062 I'm pretty happy it's you, pal. 261 00:12:31,647 --> 00:12:33,607 Now you're drinking out of my mug? 262 00:12:36,402 --> 00:12:40,155 I guess someone's gotta use it, right? I mean, what are they gonna do, bury it? 263 00:12:40,865 --> 00:12:43,158 Put its ashes in an urn? [chuckles] 264 00:12:44,159 --> 00:12:48,163 I mean, it does say "40 Whole Years of Being Dan." 265 00:12:48,664 --> 00:12:52,126 -But I guess you didn't read it. -Ella, you got a second? 266 00:12:52,209 --> 00:12:53,878 -[Ella] Oh, yeah. -[Carol] Hi, uh… 267 00:12:53,961 --> 00:12:56,422 -[Dan] Oh, look at that cuteness. -Quick update. 268 00:12:56,505 --> 00:12:58,257 -You're welcome! -[Carol] I have my suit now. 269 00:12:58,340 --> 00:13:02,052 So, I am all ready to be your date for the wedding, 270 00:13:02,136 --> 00:13:04,096 and I am very excited. 271 00:13:06,473 --> 00:13:08,851 And this is where you say, "I'm so excited too, Carol." 272 00:13:08,934 --> 00:13:12,771 -[chuckles] Of course I am excited! -[Carol] Mm-hmm. Are you sure? 273 00:13:13,355 --> 00:13:15,983 Because every time we talk about this wedding, 274 00:13:16,066 --> 00:13:18,611 you look like you ate a bad oyster. 275 00:13:19,904 --> 00:13:22,615 Ella, listen. Hey, I get it. 276 00:13:22,698 --> 00:13:23,949 If you're having second thoughts 277 00:13:24,033 --> 00:13:25,951 about even taking me to this wedding, that's fine. 278 00:13:26,035 --> 00:13:27,953 [exhales] Carol Corbett, 279 00:13:28,037 --> 00:13:32,124 I am 100% not having second thoughts 280 00:13:32,207 --> 00:13:34,043 about you being my wedding date. 281 00:13:34,126 --> 00:13:35,711 -Okay? -Cool. 282 00:13:57,733 --> 00:14:00,069 I hate keeping this from him, Dan. 283 00:14:01,278 --> 00:14:03,322 Holy crap. Can you… 284 00:14:03,864 --> 00:14:06,367 -Can you s-- -[frog croaking] 285 00:14:07,242 --> 00:14:08,118 Right. 286 00:14:09,036 --> 00:14:11,330 Other Dan. [sighs] 287 00:14:11,872 --> 00:14:14,583 Gosh, I just wish I had someone to talk to. 288 00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:16,543 -I mean, other than a frog. -[croaks] 289 00:14:16,627 --> 00:14:17,962 Oh, no offense. 290 00:14:18,504 --> 00:14:19,380 Hey. 291 00:14:20,547 --> 00:14:23,258 Ella, you can talk to me. 292 00:14:23,342 --> 00:14:24,885 -What's wrong? -[sighs] 293 00:14:24,969 --> 00:14:26,804 Carol just wouldn't understand. 294 00:14:26,887 --> 00:14:30,557 What? What wouldn't he understand? Are you not into him anymore? 295 00:14:31,433 --> 00:14:32,893 Is it the loud chewing? 296 00:14:32,977 --> 00:14:35,729 Damn it, I should have warned you. I knew it. 297 00:14:35,813 --> 00:14:38,190 But they can never find out that I know. 298 00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:41,402 Who's "they"? 299 00:14:42,319 --> 00:14:44,989 Oh, is this family-related? Is it one of your brothers? 300 00:14:45,072 --> 00:14:47,074 It's just, if they… [sighs] 301 00:14:47,658 --> 00:14:50,327 But how could I even… 302 00:14:51,036 --> 00:14:51,996 I mean… 303 00:14:52,788 --> 00:14:54,456 world-altering! 304 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:57,334 But then again… [chuckles] 305 00:14:57,418 --> 00:15:01,046 Oh, I just-- I feel so useless. 306 00:15:01,130 --> 00:15:02,464 Tell me about it. 307 00:15:03,173 --> 00:15:05,092 [sighs] Who am I kidding? 308 00:15:06,385 --> 00:15:08,470 Even if you could hear me and told me what was wrong, 309 00:15:08,554 --> 00:15:09,847 how could I actually help you? 310 00:15:10,597 --> 00:15:14,184 I mean, honestly, Other Dan has a better shot than I do. 311 00:15:45,090 --> 00:15:48,969 It's normal that seeing your ex, suddenly, after a long period of time 312 00:15:49,053 --> 00:15:51,221 would bring up unwanted feelings. 313 00:15:51,305 --> 00:15:52,264 [Adam] Unwanted? 314 00:15:53,140 --> 00:15:55,392 My feelings are legit, okay? 315 00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:57,895 I gave that woman everything she wanted. 316 00:15:57,978 --> 00:15:59,480 And what did she give me? 317 00:16:00,272 --> 00:16:03,942 A rep as the world's number one cuckold. 318 00:16:04,693 --> 00:16:07,529 She cheated on me the second she met somebody new. 319 00:16:07,613 --> 00:16:09,448 But I took her back. Why? 320 00:16:10,365 --> 00:16:12,409 Because we were made for each other. 321 00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:14,870 -Aww, that's sweet. -She doesn't think so. 322 00:16:15,788 --> 00:16:17,539 So she's marrying somebody else. 323 00:16:17,623 --> 00:16:21,502 -Your ex is engaged? -Yeah, to a woman, of all things. 324 00:16:22,086 --> 00:16:25,631 I mean, how's that gonna make me look? Do you think she even considered that? 325 00:16:25,714 --> 00:16:27,007 [inhales] 326 00:16:27,674 --> 00:16:30,719 Well, it sounds like she's moved on. 327 00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:32,846 And maybe you should too. 328 00:16:34,306 --> 00:16:36,058 And know that takes time. 329 00:16:36,141 --> 00:16:38,519 A common rule of thumb suggests a month 330 00:16:38,602 --> 00:16:40,562 for every year you were together. 331 00:16:41,105 --> 00:16:42,231 All right, so… 332 00:16:44,691 --> 00:16:45,901 Carry the one… 333 00:16:46,985 --> 00:16:48,570 [mutters] 334 00:16:48,654 --> 00:16:51,323 How-- how many years is a million months? 335 00:16:53,909 --> 00:16:57,246 Yeah, don't worry about it, okay? It's too long. 336 00:16:57,329 --> 00:16:59,873 -Eve's getting married tomorrow. -Wait, Eve? 337 00:17:00,624 --> 00:17:03,168 As in "Eve" Eve? 338 00:17:04,169 --> 00:17:06,130 Your ex is Eve? 339 00:17:06,213 --> 00:17:08,006 -Yeah. -Do you mean that you're-- 340 00:17:08,090 --> 00:17:09,675 Yeah, I'm that Adam. 341 00:17:09,758 --> 00:17:10,926 I'm the guy. 342 00:17:11,009 --> 00:17:13,137 The guy who named all the animals. No biggie. 343 00:17:13,220 --> 00:17:14,096 Yeah, well… 344 00:17:14,179 --> 00:17:15,722 Kind of. You know platypus? 345 00:17:15,806 --> 00:17:17,683 Eh-- Uh, sure. 346 00:17:17,766 --> 00:17:20,269 The second I saw that thing, I was like, "platypus." 347 00:17:20,352 --> 00:17:23,313 That wasn't even a word. This is important stuff. 348 00:17:23,397 --> 00:17:25,274 That's why I can't let the wedding happen. 349 00:17:25,357 --> 00:17:28,402 Oh, no, I beg to differ. I'm not just saying that because I'm their officiant, 350 00:17:28,485 --> 00:17:30,028 which I am, by the way. 351 00:17:30,737 --> 00:17:31,989 -Small world. -Yeah. 352 00:17:32,072 --> 00:17:35,075 I mean, what are the odds, right? 353 00:17:35,159 --> 00:17:36,410 Right. 354 00:17:36,493 --> 00:17:37,703 [sighs] 355 00:17:40,289 --> 00:17:42,249 Oh, I'm in trouble, aren't I? 356 00:17:47,838 --> 00:17:51,341 Look, I enjoy breaking into people's places as much as the next girl, 357 00:17:51,425 --> 00:17:54,011 but I really think you're overreacting, honey. 358 00:17:54,094 --> 00:17:56,555 [Eve] Look, she is not home. 359 00:17:56,638 --> 00:17:59,474 Her phone is going straight to voicemail. [clears throat] 360 00:17:59,558 --> 00:18:03,812 She is not replying to any of my texts about the marriage certificate. 361 00:18:03,896 --> 00:18:06,773 Even the ones I sent with that adorable Memoji. 362 00:18:07,816 --> 00:18:10,611 I'm telling you, something is wrong. 363 00:18:10,694 --> 00:18:12,487 That Memoji slays! 364 00:18:12,571 --> 00:18:17,242 [sighs] Yeah, well, maybe she's just using the sex toys we gave her 365 00:18:17,326 --> 00:18:19,661 as a thank you for agreeing to be our officiant. 366 00:18:19,745 --> 00:18:22,080 [chuckles] We gave her a fruit basket. 367 00:18:22,581 --> 00:18:23,498 Exactly. 368 00:18:24,082 --> 00:18:26,585 So why don't we just leave the marriage certificate on her desk? 369 00:18:26,668 --> 00:18:28,378 And we can come back tomorrow. 370 00:18:29,171 --> 00:18:31,590 Oh, my God, what am I sitting in that-- 371 00:18:31,673 --> 00:18:33,133 What is that smell? 372 00:18:34,927 --> 00:18:36,929 [sniffs] Oh! 373 00:18:37,721 --> 00:18:40,807 That is Adam's aftershave. 374 00:18:40,891 --> 00:18:42,851 [huffs] I knew it. 375 00:18:42,935 --> 00:18:44,937 I've been smelling this shit for centuries. 376 00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:46,438 What? Adam was here? 377 00:18:46,521 --> 00:18:48,523 -Why? -[laughs] Why? 378 00:18:48,607 --> 00:18:52,361 Because he kidnapped our officiant to stop the wedding from happening! 379 00:18:52,444 --> 00:18:54,988 -Now come on, he wouldn't go that far. -Oh, yeah? 380 00:18:55,072 --> 00:18:56,281 Yeah, he would! 381 00:18:56,365 --> 00:18:59,493 He's not used to hearing "no." Especially from a woman. 382 00:18:59,576 --> 00:19:00,661 Let alone two. 383 00:19:01,828 --> 00:19:03,455 -Oh, my God. -[exhales] 384 00:19:03,538 --> 00:19:06,500 I can't believe you were married to that bro-hole for so long. 385 00:19:06,583 --> 00:19:09,628 What do you mean? It wasn't like I had a lot of options. 386 00:19:09,711 --> 00:19:12,547 We were, like, the only two humans on Earth for a while. 387 00:19:13,257 --> 00:19:16,260 And then we just got busy with the kids, you know? 388 00:19:16,343 --> 00:19:18,428 Cain's terrible twos were nothing to sneeze at. 389 00:19:18,512 --> 00:19:21,348 Yeah, well, his 20,000s weren't all that hot either. 390 00:19:22,516 --> 00:19:27,813 It just took me some time to see Adam for what he really was. 391 00:19:28,814 --> 00:19:31,233 Then when I did, 392 00:19:31,316 --> 00:19:36,655 I left his ass in the dust, and I found you, right? 393 00:19:37,155 --> 00:19:39,908 -And now he's kidnapped Linda. -[sighs] 394 00:19:41,159 --> 00:19:42,995 You can't let him get to you. 395 00:19:43,078 --> 00:19:46,290 Hey, all that stuff he said about Lilith, that's-- 396 00:19:46,999 --> 00:19:49,376 [sighs] You're nothing like her. 397 00:19:49,459 --> 00:19:52,629 [huffs] Yeah, not now. 398 00:19:53,213 --> 00:19:54,256 But I will be. 399 00:19:55,424 --> 00:19:58,302 I mean, everyone becomes their mother eventually, right? 400 00:19:58,802 --> 00:20:02,222 And-- and how would you know, anyway? You've never met Lilith. 401 00:20:02,306 --> 00:20:04,349 Well, I feel like I did. 402 00:20:04,433 --> 00:20:06,560 He talked about her all the time. 403 00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:10,439 -[Mazikeen] He did? -Mm-hmm. 404 00:20:10,522 --> 00:20:13,650 "Lilith this, Lilith that." [imitates monkey] 405 00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:16,153 Hey, babe, babe, I think I know how we get Linda back. 406 00:20:16,236 --> 00:20:19,573 -But we've gotta find him first. -Oh, trust me, we will. 407 00:20:19,656 --> 00:20:23,160 Mr. "I Named All the Animals" is not gonna know what hit him. 408 00:20:23,243 --> 00:20:25,078 Yeah, he's got a cell phone, right? 409 00:20:25,162 --> 00:20:29,291 -So we call my guy, he can triangulate-- -Or straight out of the Maze handbook. 410 00:20:29,958 --> 00:20:33,211 The most efficient bounty hunter doesn't find her perp. 411 00:20:34,046 --> 00:20:35,881 She makes the perp find her. 412 00:20:35,964 --> 00:20:36,798 That's right. 413 00:20:36,882 --> 00:20:41,303 All we have to do is just bait him with what he most wants. 414 00:20:42,512 --> 00:20:44,222 -Yeah, come on. -[chuckles] 415 00:20:47,142 --> 00:20:49,561 -Amenadiel, hey. -Hey! 416 00:20:50,103 --> 00:20:52,647 When you said you were coming back, I didn't think you meant today. 417 00:20:53,231 --> 00:20:54,608 I'm not here for work. 418 00:20:54,691 --> 00:20:59,237 I actually-- I wanted to, um, ask you something, um… 419 00:20:59,321 --> 00:21:01,656 about-- Oh, step over here. 420 00:21:03,992 --> 00:21:06,495 I wanted to ask you about angels. 421 00:21:06,578 --> 00:21:09,206 Um, their wings, specifically. 422 00:21:09,915 --> 00:21:10,999 What about 'em? 423 00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:13,794 I know how Lucifer's wings change 424 00:21:13,877 --> 00:21:16,046 according to how he's feeling about himself. 425 00:21:16,129 --> 00:21:19,049 -So is that a thing with all angels? -Well, it must be. 426 00:21:19,132 --> 00:21:21,551 I mean, there's no reason to believe that self-actualization 427 00:21:21,635 --> 00:21:23,512 is the case for some but not for all. 428 00:21:24,262 --> 00:21:28,475 I actually went through a little bit of a wing-thing myself, so… 429 00:21:29,309 --> 00:21:30,310 Why do you ask? 430 00:21:31,019 --> 00:21:34,981 Um, well, I just saw Rory's wings. 431 00:21:35,065 --> 00:21:36,942 Th-- They're weapons, Amenadiel. 432 00:21:37,025 --> 00:21:40,779 All angel wings can be. It just depends how they're wielded. 433 00:21:40,862 --> 00:21:43,657 Yeah, but they were metallic, almost, 434 00:21:43,740 --> 00:21:46,868 and each feather was like its own precision blade. 435 00:21:47,577 --> 00:21:48,453 Wow. 436 00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:51,665 They sound awesome. 437 00:21:52,958 --> 00:21:56,878 I wonder if Charlie's would be that cool. I mean, if he gets them. 438 00:21:56,962 --> 00:22:00,048 -It doesn't matter either way, of course. -Of course. 439 00:22:00,674 --> 00:22:04,469 It's just, being a cop isn't the safest job, you know? 440 00:22:05,053 --> 00:22:09,891 I just-- I wonder if Rory felt like she needed to protect herself 441 00:22:09,975 --> 00:22:12,686 because I-- I couldn't. 442 00:22:12,769 --> 00:22:14,729 [sighs] Yeah, um… 443 00:22:16,106 --> 00:22:17,399 Listen, um… 444 00:22:19,151 --> 00:22:21,445 if what Sonya went through is any indication, 445 00:22:21,528 --> 00:22:23,822 then changing the system won't be easy. 446 00:22:25,031 --> 00:22:27,284 We won't just be fighting criminals out there. 447 00:22:28,034 --> 00:22:30,745 We'll be fighting some of our co-workers in here. 448 00:22:34,082 --> 00:22:36,793 I mean, it's one thing to make myself a target, but… 449 00:22:38,128 --> 00:22:40,297 is it fair to put my daughters through that? 450 00:22:42,048 --> 00:22:43,091 Look, I, uh… 451 00:22:44,718 --> 00:22:46,178 [exhales] 452 00:22:46,261 --> 00:22:48,305 I can't tell you what to do, Chloe. 453 00:22:49,681 --> 00:22:52,559 But I can say that you're lucky that you have a choice at all. 454 00:22:52,642 --> 00:22:57,272 So many people don't have the option to just walk away from this fight. 455 00:22:58,899 --> 00:22:59,858 You're right. 456 00:23:01,735 --> 00:23:03,653 [sighs] You're right. 457 00:23:03,737 --> 00:23:06,740 If the place that I worked almost my entire life 458 00:23:06,823 --> 00:23:09,367 is part of the problem, then the least I can do 459 00:23:09,451 --> 00:23:11,036 is be part of the solution. 460 00:23:11,786 --> 00:23:13,997 Make the world a bit better for my kids. 461 00:23:14,498 --> 00:23:17,000 Rory will have a wonderful childhood. 462 00:23:18,376 --> 00:23:20,462 Because she has a wonderful mother. 463 00:23:29,179 --> 00:23:31,181 [Adam] You know, I'm glad you came to your senses. 464 00:23:31,765 --> 00:23:35,060 [sighs] A doggy always comes back to its bone. 465 00:23:35,727 --> 00:23:36,937 So glad you're here. 466 00:23:37,687 --> 00:23:40,565 Huh, 'cause we can be together again? 467 00:23:41,149 --> 00:23:43,944 'Cause you are going to tell me where Linda is. 468 00:23:44,027 --> 00:23:47,781 [chuckles] Sorry, babe. No can do. 469 00:23:48,740 --> 00:23:50,367 [slurps] 470 00:23:51,076 --> 00:23:53,537 We'll see about that, babe. 471 00:23:56,456 --> 00:23:57,916 What? [exhales] 472 00:23:57,999 --> 00:24:01,836 Is your little pet demon lying in wait, ready to take me down? 473 00:24:02,546 --> 00:24:03,630 No. 474 00:24:05,382 --> 00:24:06,967 Just little old me. 475 00:24:08,635 --> 00:24:11,096 [grunting] 476 00:24:11,179 --> 00:24:13,431 [panting] 477 00:24:13,515 --> 00:24:16,768 And my rainbow-colored belts. [exhales] 478 00:24:20,522 --> 00:24:21,523 [Adam groans] 479 00:24:22,566 --> 00:24:24,568 [Mazikeen cackling] 480 00:24:29,614 --> 00:24:30,865 Adam. 481 00:24:32,367 --> 00:24:35,453 -[Adam] Lilith? -Hmm. [sighs] 482 00:24:36,580 --> 00:24:38,665 Oh, Adam. 483 00:24:41,334 --> 00:24:43,587 You never forget your first. 484 00:24:43,670 --> 00:24:44,713 Am I right? 485 00:24:44,796 --> 00:24:45,880 You… 486 00:24:49,050 --> 00:24:50,468 aren't Lilith. 487 00:24:51,136 --> 00:24:52,304 [Mazikeen] Oh. 488 00:24:53,013 --> 00:24:54,431 Close enough though. 489 00:24:55,140 --> 00:24:58,310 Her spitting image in more ways than one. 490 00:24:59,060 --> 00:24:59,978 Hmm? 491 00:25:01,271 --> 00:25:03,648 Isn't this what you wanted all along? 492 00:25:05,108 --> 00:25:05,942 No. 493 00:25:07,652 --> 00:25:08,987 I got rid of Lilith. 494 00:25:09,070 --> 00:25:11,573 [chuckles] Oh, you. 495 00:25:12,657 --> 00:25:15,619 We both know how that really went down. 496 00:25:15,702 --> 00:25:19,581 You had Daddy send me away because I… 497 00:25:20,373 --> 00:25:22,709 rejected you. 498 00:25:24,461 --> 00:25:26,796 I couldn't love you the way you loved me. 499 00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:28,173 It's not what I do. 500 00:25:29,132 --> 00:25:33,595 So God sent you a consolation prize. 501 00:25:35,138 --> 00:25:37,641 Sweet, pliable Eve. 502 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:42,103 A plaything for you to have dominion over, like the animals. 503 00:25:44,522 --> 00:25:45,565 Look at her. 504 00:25:46,524 --> 00:25:47,484 Go on. 505 00:25:48,735 --> 00:25:49,694 Say it. 506 00:25:50,737 --> 00:25:52,781 She could never fill my shoes. 507 00:25:54,949 --> 00:25:56,743 She's not even a whole person. 508 00:25:57,911 --> 00:26:00,497 -Just a piece of you. -Okay, that's enough. 509 00:26:02,123 --> 00:26:03,249 What are you doing? 510 00:26:06,795 --> 00:26:09,422 I'm torturing him so we can find Linda. 511 00:26:09,506 --> 00:26:12,258 Yeah, but who are you really torturing here though? Him or me? 512 00:26:12,342 --> 00:26:15,887 -You're just the button I'm pushing. -Okay, well, stop pushing. 513 00:26:15,970 --> 00:26:18,473 -Use something else. -That's not how torture works, Eve. 514 00:26:19,057 --> 00:26:21,101 -Really? -[Mazikeen] This is what I do. 515 00:26:21,184 --> 00:26:22,102 -Who I am. -[Eve huffs] 516 00:26:22,185 --> 00:26:25,480 You want demons at your wedding? Well, this is what it looks like. 517 00:26:26,606 --> 00:26:28,233 What? Too much for you? 518 00:26:30,026 --> 00:26:31,653 Oh, right. Well… 519 00:26:33,029 --> 00:26:35,365 Guess that's a good thing Adam showed up when he did, huh? 520 00:26:35,949 --> 00:26:37,492 Now you've seen the real me. 521 00:26:37,575 --> 00:26:40,787 You can leave my ass in the dust before it's too late. 522 00:26:40,870 --> 00:26:42,872 Leave your a-- Why would I… 523 00:26:48,336 --> 00:26:50,463 -Adam. -[Adam] Yes. 524 00:26:52,215 --> 00:26:54,217 How did you find out about the wedding? 525 00:26:54,300 --> 00:26:57,721 Uh, I heard it from Saraqael, 526 00:26:58,263 --> 00:27:00,682 who heard it from Gabriel, 527 00:27:01,725 --> 00:27:03,977 who could have heard it from anybody 528 00:27:04,060 --> 00:27:07,272 because it's actually the talk of the town up in the Silver City. 529 00:27:07,355 --> 00:27:10,734 And as you can imagine, it's not really doing wonders for my rep, 530 00:27:10,817 --> 00:27:13,486 but that's, you know, neither here nor there-- 531 00:27:13,570 --> 00:27:14,487 Maze. 532 00:27:14,988 --> 00:27:15,989 [Mazikeen] What? 533 00:27:17,073 --> 00:27:18,408 How did he find out? 534 00:27:21,369 --> 00:27:23,830 Fine. Yeah, it was me. 535 00:27:25,498 --> 00:27:29,753 I sent the news hoping your idiot ex would do something about it. 536 00:27:29,836 --> 00:27:31,671 I'm the idiot? Really? 537 00:27:31,755 --> 00:27:35,508 Everyone knows it's "Adam and Eve," not "Eve and some rando demon." 538 00:27:35,592 --> 00:27:38,094 Why would you want him to find out? 539 00:27:38,178 --> 00:27:40,513 -[Mazikeen] Because I-- I-- -Because what? 540 00:27:40,597 --> 00:27:42,265 Because I can't be a mother! 541 00:27:46,478 --> 00:27:48,313 That's what this is all about? 542 00:27:48,396 --> 00:27:52,650 The fact that I said that you would be a good mom, once? 543 00:27:52,734 --> 00:27:56,446 Once was all it took for me to realize you have no idea who you're marrying. 544 00:27:57,030 --> 00:28:00,366 I can't be a good mother, Eve. 545 00:28:02,452 --> 00:28:04,162 I'd just end up like her. 546 00:28:04,245 --> 00:28:08,291 And what, we couldn't just talk about this like-- like a normal couple? 547 00:28:08,374 --> 00:28:09,751 I'm not normal! 548 00:28:09,834 --> 00:28:10,710 [Eve sighs] 549 00:28:10,794 --> 00:28:12,837 I don't do "talking." 550 00:28:12,921 --> 00:28:16,299 -I needed you to see the real me. -[Eve] What? What is the real you? 551 00:28:16,966 --> 00:28:20,178 What? An evil demon that just ruins everything, 552 00:28:20,261 --> 00:28:23,056 and this will never work out? I can't… 553 00:28:23,139 --> 00:28:25,892 -I can't-- I can't do this anymore. -You can't do this? 554 00:28:25,975 --> 00:28:29,145 Yeah, I can't be the only one that believes in you. 555 00:28:29,229 --> 00:28:32,106 I can't be the only one that believes in us. I, uh-- 556 00:28:33,566 --> 00:28:35,443 Of course we don't have to have kids, 557 00:28:35,527 --> 00:28:38,530 but if I'm the only one who's willing to talk about it and-- 558 00:28:38,613 --> 00:28:41,533 and change and-- and compromise, then… 559 00:28:41,616 --> 00:28:43,409 [panting] 560 00:28:43,493 --> 00:28:45,370 …then we shouldn't be together. 561 00:28:47,497 --> 00:28:49,707 We definitely should not be getting married. 562 00:28:54,045 --> 00:28:55,004 Wait! 563 00:28:58,925 --> 00:28:59,843 [Eve] What? 564 00:29:02,262 --> 00:29:04,764 [Mazikeen] Well, uh, we still have to find Linda. 565 00:29:10,395 --> 00:29:11,771 I'm sure you'll manage. 566 00:29:27,996 --> 00:29:29,664 Oh, boy. [sighs] 567 00:29:32,417 --> 00:29:34,419 [sighing] 568 00:29:34,502 --> 00:29:37,297 Maze, I got your text. 569 00:29:37,380 --> 00:29:39,883 What's the emergency? I have a suit that needs fitting. 570 00:29:39,966 --> 00:29:41,384 [shuddering] No, you don't. 571 00:29:41,467 --> 00:29:43,928 I need you to stop me from killing him! 572 00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:48,683 Adam. 573 00:29:49,809 --> 00:29:52,896 But I thought you were dead and buried. 574 00:29:52,979 --> 00:29:55,440 Dust you are and blah, blah, blah. [chuckles] 575 00:29:56,190 --> 00:29:58,568 So what's he doing here? 576 00:29:58,651 --> 00:29:59,861 And why are you…? 577 00:30:01,321 --> 00:30:02,405 Where's Eve? 578 00:30:04,365 --> 00:30:05,491 Oh, Maze. 579 00:30:05,575 --> 00:30:08,661 When it comes to self-sabotage, I fear you've outdone me. 580 00:30:09,287 --> 00:30:11,623 Does this mean my best fiend's wedding is off? 581 00:30:13,249 --> 00:30:14,959 He kidnapped our officiant. 582 00:30:17,921 --> 00:30:20,173 -[Lucifer] Where's Dr. Linda? -[Mazikeen] He isn't talking. 583 00:30:20,256 --> 00:30:21,174 [Lucifer splutters] 584 00:30:21,758 --> 00:30:23,801 The wedding's off. He got what he wanted, didn't he? 585 00:30:23,885 --> 00:30:27,263 -What are you really after? -What, you think I'm gonna tell you, huh? 586 00:30:27,347 --> 00:30:31,184 Make it easy for the Devil, who stole my wife twice? 587 00:30:31,267 --> 00:30:34,437 Actually, fig leaf, that's exactly what you're going to do. 588 00:30:35,021 --> 00:30:35,939 Tell me, 589 00:30:37,106 --> 00:30:39,651 what is it you truly desire, Adam? 590 00:30:41,486 --> 00:30:42,528 I… 591 00:30:43,446 --> 00:30:44,280 [sighs] 592 00:30:45,198 --> 00:30:47,033 I wanna be a better man. 593 00:30:48,451 --> 00:30:49,327 Oh. 594 00:30:50,536 --> 00:30:51,913 [Adam hesitates] No. 595 00:30:51,996 --> 00:30:55,500 At first, I kidnapped the doctor to sabotage the wedding, yeah. 596 00:30:55,583 --> 00:30:59,295 But then she helped me realize what I really need. 597 00:31:00,004 --> 00:31:02,674 -To deal with my issues. -What issues? 598 00:31:02,757 --> 00:31:04,968 Well, when God first made me, my role was clear. 599 00:31:05,051 --> 00:31:07,637 Name all the animals, avoid certain fruit and be a man. 600 00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:10,723 That meant, "be strong, show no weakness and problem-solve through violence." 601 00:31:11,683 --> 00:31:14,394 But everything has changed since. 602 00:31:14,477 --> 00:31:17,146 Women are no longer an obedient piece of men. 603 00:31:17,647 --> 00:31:18,773 And dudes… 604 00:31:20,024 --> 00:31:21,484 Dudes can be vulnerable. 605 00:31:22,026 --> 00:31:22,902 Which is… 606 00:31:24,278 --> 00:31:25,196 Which is scary. 607 00:31:25,279 --> 00:31:26,155 [Lucifer] Hmm. 608 00:31:26,239 --> 00:31:29,367 And wolves, they've turned into, like, 800 kinds of pets. 609 00:31:29,450 --> 00:31:31,869 Some with really dumb names, by the way. 610 00:31:31,953 --> 00:31:32,996 "Poodle"? 611 00:31:33,079 --> 00:31:36,416 I mean, that's why you don't let amateurs do the jobs of professionals. 612 00:31:38,209 --> 00:31:42,463 Anyway, she said that my beliefs about what a man should be 613 00:31:42,547 --> 00:31:44,007 are actually hurting me. 614 00:31:44,090 --> 00:31:46,801 Apparently it's called toxic masculinity, and it's, um… 615 00:31:48,511 --> 00:31:49,721 it's pretty common. 616 00:31:52,557 --> 00:31:54,767 The good news is she can cure me. 617 00:31:54,851 --> 00:31:55,810 She's cool. 618 00:31:55,893 --> 00:31:58,688 So, when I'm done with the treatment, I'll let her go. 619 00:31:58,771 --> 00:32:00,565 So you're asserting dominance over a woman 620 00:32:00,648 --> 00:32:03,443 in order to learn how to stop asserting dominance over women? 621 00:32:03,526 --> 00:32:07,071 -Dude, you are beyond help. -Whoa, at least I'm trying. 622 00:32:07,155 --> 00:32:08,281 You call this trying? 623 00:32:08,364 --> 00:32:12,035 If you need therapy, you call the office, make an appointment and pay in cash. 624 00:32:12,118 --> 00:32:14,120 Or in kind, if she's up for it. 625 00:32:14,203 --> 00:32:15,830 I mean, have some decency, man. 626 00:32:16,706 --> 00:32:17,707 Word, man. 627 00:32:18,207 --> 00:32:20,710 [sighs] You're making me realize I've not been going about this 628 00:32:20,793 --> 00:32:22,962 in the most ideal way. [chuckles] 629 00:32:23,629 --> 00:32:27,091 Classic Adam. Yeah, wokeness is hard. 630 00:32:27,175 --> 00:32:28,843 I gotta be better at it. 631 00:32:28,926 --> 00:32:29,969 And I will. 632 00:32:31,554 --> 00:32:33,639 I swear I didn't hurt the doctor. 633 00:32:33,723 --> 00:32:35,433 -I can take you to her. -[Lucifer] Thank you. 634 00:32:36,476 --> 00:32:37,685 See? 635 00:32:37,769 --> 00:32:40,813 Even the most primitive of men can evolve. [grunts] 636 00:32:41,355 --> 00:32:45,026 And even the most badass of demons can soften. 637 00:32:45,777 --> 00:32:46,652 Hmm. 638 00:32:46,736 --> 00:32:48,654 Scary, but it's true, Maze. 639 00:32:48,738 --> 00:32:49,572 Yeah. 640 00:32:50,406 --> 00:32:54,494 Yeah, because I've come such a long way from wreaking hell, inflicting pain… 641 00:32:56,829 --> 00:32:58,956 [sobs] …and driving everyone away. 642 00:33:00,750 --> 00:33:03,711 All I know is the Mazikeen I used to know 643 00:33:03,795 --> 00:33:05,880 wouldn't have hesitated to kill the guy. 644 00:33:10,510 --> 00:33:11,761 [Mazikeen clears throat] 645 00:33:14,847 --> 00:33:17,892 After we find Linda, I'm gonna need your help with something. 646 00:33:26,150 --> 00:33:28,152 ["Without You" playing] 647 00:33:29,445 --> 00:33:33,699 ♪ I can't live ♪ 648 00:33:33,783 --> 00:33:37,036 ♪ If living is without you ♪ 649 00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:40,581 ♪ I can't give ♪ 650 00:33:40,665 --> 00:33:44,669 ♪ I can't give anymore… ♪ 651 00:33:45,628 --> 00:33:47,672 [wings flap] 652 00:33:51,259 --> 00:33:52,385 Dearie me! 653 00:33:54,053 --> 00:33:55,680 Did they run out of apples? 654 00:33:56,556 --> 00:33:58,808 If you're here to speak for her, don't. 655 00:33:58,891 --> 00:34:01,269 I am not here to speak for her. 656 00:34:03,437 --> 00:34:04,272 Come. 657 00:34:05,481 --> 00:34:06,399 Come on. 658 00:34:08,317 --> 00:34:09,861 [sighs] 659 00:34:10,736 --> 00:34:11,737 [Eve huffs] 660 00:34:12,321 --> 00:34:14,991 What kind of person tries to wreck their own wedding? 661 00:34:15,074 --> 00:34:18,619 [exhales] The kind that doesn't feel worthy of love. 662 00:34:21,289 --> 00:34:23,291 I thought you weren't here to speak for her. 663 00:34:23,374 --> 00:34:24,375 I'm really not. 664 00:34:24,458 --> 00:34:28,087 But then I realized, I never gave you your wedding present. 665 00:34:29,088 --> 00:34:30,006 Come on. 666 00:34:31,174 --> 00:34:35,094 [gasps] There's no wedding, but I like presents. 667 00:34:36,762 --> 00:34:39,974 ♪ If living is without you ♪ 668 00:34:40,057 --> 00:34:43,186 ♪ I can't give ♪ 669 00:34:43,769 --> 00:34:46,856 ♪ I can't give anymore… ♪ 670 00:34:46,939 --> 00:34:49,609 -Uh, what am I looking at? -[Lucifer] Demons from Hell. 671 00:34:49,692 --> 00:34:52,403 In freshly dead bodies. [chuckles] 672 00:34:53,529 --> 00:34:55,615 Well, it's both something old and something new 673 00:34:55,698 --> 00:34:58,284 in something borrowed with plenty of nasty blue bits. 674 00:34:58,367 --> 00:35:00,661 -So I'd call that a grand slam. -Wow! 675 00:35:02,246 --> 00:35:03,706 Thank you? 676 00:35:03,789 --> 00:35:06,167 -Yep. -Very thoughtful. 677 00:35:06,876 --> 00:35:08,669 [Mazikeen] I asked him to do this! 678 00:35:10,296 --> 00:35:12,840 Whether there's a wedding tomorrow or not, 679 00:35:14,300 --> 00:35:18,262 I wanted my family to know that I'm proud of who I love. 680 00:35:20,181 --> 00:35:23,059 I thought you had thousands of siblings. 681 00:35:24,352 --> 00:35:25,394 I do. 682 00:35:25,478 --> 00:35:27,939 Uh, most of them turned her down. 683 00:35:28,022 --> 00:35:30,900 Fresh batch of white supremacists to torture or a family wedding. 684 00:35:30,983 --> 00:35:32,443 -Hmm? -Uh-huh. 685 00:35:35,112 --> 00:35:36,822 -Sorry. -[Mazikeen] Don't be. 686 00:35:36,906 --> 00:35:40,076 I honestly thought I'd be standing outside your balcony alone. 687 00:35:42,453 --> 00:35:44,497 Must have been very hard to ask. 688 00:35:45,957 --> 00:35:46,832 Yeah, but… 689 00:35:48,042 --> 00:35:50,711 I realized that I was holding on to some pretty old ideas 690 00:35:50,795 --> 00:35:53,130 of what I thought demons were supposed to be. 691 00:35:54,131 --> 00:35:57,051 [chuckles] Turns out some of us are the "happily ever after" kind. 692 00:35:57,927 --> 00:36:01,555 I mean, Squee's favorite movie is Four Weddings and a Funeral. 693 00:36:02,265 --> 00:36:04,141 Mainly for the funeral, but still. 694 00:36:04,225 --> 00:36:05,309 [chuckles] 695 00:36:09,772 --> 00:36:12,483 Well, it-- It's very nice to meet you all. 696 00:36:13,234 --> 00:36:14,402 Uh… 697 00:36:15,152 --> 00:36:19,657 How do you say, "I wish it was under happier circumstances" in Lilim? 698 00:36:24,412 --> 00:36:26,831 [speaks Lilim] 699 00:36:29,834 --> 00:36:31,002 Look, Eve, I-- 700 00:36:32,211 --> 00:36:34,046 I am so sorry. 701 00:36:34,130 --> 00:36:37,466 I'm just terrified of becoming my mother. 702 00:36:37,550 --> 00:36:40,886 And sometimes it's easier to act as though I already have, 703 00:36:40,970 --> 00:36:42,972 instead of fighting. 704 00:36:43,639 --> 00:36:46,142 But I've-- I have changed so much, 705 00:36:46,225 --> 00:36:48,060 and I can keep on changing. 706 00:36:48,144 --> 00:36:49,937 Can I ever be normal? Probably not. 707 00:36:50,021 --> 00:36:51,355 But I can be better. 708 00:36:52,773 --> 00:36:54,108 And I promise, 709 00:36:54,692 --> 00:36:56,444 if you give us another shot, 710 00:36:57,111 --> 00:36:59,071 I will never stop trying. 711 00:36:59,864 --> 00:37:03,576 Because I do believe in us. [panting] 712 00:37:07,705 --> 00:37:13,419 [sighs] You know, when you try, you're actually not half bad at talking. 713 00:37:13,502 --> 00:37:15,629 And for the record, 714 00:37:15,713 --> 00:37:19,008 I never wanted you to be normal. 715 00:37:19,091 --> 00:37:20,217 You know, I just… 716 00:37:21,010 --> 00:37:22,720 I just want you to be you. 717 00:37:24,221 --> 00:37:25,514 Whatever that is. 718 00:37:31,062 --> 00:37:32,646 I'll call the caterer. 719 00:37:33,481 --> 00:37:35,941 My best fiend's wedding is back on! 720 00:37:36,025 --> 00:37:38,736 [laughing] 721 00:37:38,819 --> 00:37:41,447 -[whooping] -[cheering] 722 00:37:41,530 --> 00:37:43,824 -Ah, well done, you. -I love you. 723 00:37:44,408 --> 00:37:46,327 [mouths] 724 00:37:47,703 --> 00:37:49,163 [Rory] This is what Lucifer does. 725 00:37:50,206 --> 00:37:51,874 Every damn time. 726 00:37:53,626 --> 00:37:55,002 He might still make it. 727 00:37:56,504 --> 00:37:57,713 No, he won't. 728 00:37:59,006 --> 00:38:01,258 I can't believe I fell for it again. 729 00:38:17,191 --> 00:38:20,236 [Ella laughs, chatters] 730 00:38:21,404 --> 00:38:23,697 -Hey. -Oh! Oh, I'm so-- I'm so sorry. 731 00:38:23,781 --> 00:38:26,367 I'm, uh… I'm saving this one. 732 00:38:26,450 --> 00:38:27,701 Oh, okay. 733 00:38:27,785 --> 00:38:30,162 Yeah, uh, no-- no problem. 734 00:38:32,164 --> 00:38:33,624 [clears throat] 735 00:38:33,707 --> 00:38:35,459 -[Carol] Hey, how are you? -Hey. 736 00:38:36,877 --> 00:38:39,547 Whew! Thanks for looking out, man. 737 00:38:39,630 --> 00:38:41,882 So anyway, bill-to-head ratio, 738 00:38:41,966 --> 00:38:45,928 that's the only surefire way to tell a downy from a hairy woodpecker. 739 00:38:46,011 --> 00:38:48,264 I had no idea you were into birding. 740 00:38:49,056 --> 00:38:51,892 Yeah, I never was, but that's the only book I could find down there. 741 00:38:51,976 --> 00:38:54,645 There are books in Hell? That's nice. 742 00:38:54,728 --> 00:38:55,604 "Book." 743 00:38:55,688 --> 00:38:56,814 Singular. 744 00:38:56,897 --> 00:39:00,776 -Field Guide to Birds of North America. -Sounds like an interesting read, though. 745 00:39:00,860 --> 00:39:03,863 [Dan] Yeah, not so much after the ten-thousandth time. 746 00:39:04,738 --> 00:39:07,908 But, you know, nothing's really that interesting, not even birding. 747 00:39:07,992 --> 00:39:10,119 We should probably stop talking now. 748 00:39:12,371 --> 00:39:13,205 Yeah, sure. 749 00:39:13,289 --> 00:39:16,250 Uh, I'll just stand in the back, get out of everybody's way. 750 00:39:19,295 --> 00:39:20,254 [Carol sniffs] 751 00:39:21,464 --> 00:39:24,425 You know, it's very pretty here, but is it just me, 752 00:39:24,508 --> 00:39:27,803 or does it smell like a three-day-old crime scene to you? 753 00:39:29,263 --> 00:39:31,015 Uh, well… 754 00:39:31,682 --> 00:39:36,145 [chuckles] Can you believe they fertilized the plants last night? 755 00:39:36,228 --> 00:39:37,646 -Last night? -[Amenadiel chuckles] 756 00:39:37,730 --> 00:39:39,940 -It's terrible timing. -[chuckling] Yeah, I know. 757 00:39:40,024 --> 00:39:41,775 We-- we actually can believe it, 758 00:39:41,859 --> 00:39:46,739 because, you know, that right there is, by far, the most plausible explanation. 759 00:39:46,822 --> 00:39:51,035 So, thanks, Amenadiel, for clarifying that. [chuckles] 760 00:39:52,453 --> 00:39:54,455 I mean, what did you think? 761 00:39:54,538 --> 00:39:57,041 What, we were at some, like, hell monster wedding, 762 00:39:57,124 --> 00:39:59,293 attended by decaying zombies? Ha ha! 763 00:39:59,376 --> 00:40:02,713 [scoffs, laughs] 764 00:40:02,796 --> 00:40:04,256 I'm just gonna keep this one. 765 00:40:12,264 --> 00:40:14,099 So when are you two getting married? 766 00:40:15,226 --> 00:40:16,060 [both laugh] 767 00:40:16,143 --> 00:40:19,063 -Trixie, I don't think that… -Well, we haven't really discussed… 768 00:40:19,146 --> 00:40:21,941 -…not that we wouldn't. -…tying the knot. [laughs] 769 00:40:22,024 --> 00:40:25,319 I-- I'm kidding, guys. I just wanted to see you squirm. 770 00:40:25,402 --> 00:40:27,279 -Oh! Hmm! -Oh, very good! 771 00:40:27,363 --> 00:40:29,323 [chuckles] You little devil. 772 00:40:33,869 --> 00:40:36,455 Oh, don't worry, she'll show up. 773 00:40:36,539 --> 00:40:38,457 She's not gonna miss her aunt's wedding. 774 00:40:38,541 --> 00:40:41,001 I'm not so sure. She's got her mom's stubbornness. 775 00:40:42,795 --> 00:40:46,382 -I mean "determination." -Oh. Hmm. 776 00:40:49,510 --> 00:40:50,844 [Lucifer] Ah. Here she is! 777 00:40:50,928 --> 00:40:53,180 Rory! There's a seat here. 778 00:40:55,349 --> 00:40:56,225 Rory. 779 00:41:04,608 --> 00:41:07,027 -What happened? -I don't know. 780 00:41:08,028 --> 00:41:10,531 ["Here Comes the Bride" playing on electric guitar] 781 00:41:29,717 --> 00:41:32,052 [laughs] Wow. 782 00:41:32,136 --> 00:41:34,722 Maze, you're getting married. 783 00:41:36,140 --> 00:41:39,935 -I never thought we'd get here. -Why? 'Cause you got kidnapped? 784 00:41:40,978 --> 00:41:43,439 Uh… yep. 785 00:41:44,273 --> 00:41:46,734 -That's exactly why. -[chuckles] 786 00:42:15,220 --> 00:42:18,474 [Adam wolf whistles] 787 00:42:18,974 --> 00:42:21,101 Whoa! [chuckles] 788 00:42:21,185 --> 00:42:24,563 Well, that's quite the upgrade from the old fig leaves, huh? 789 00:42:24,647 --> 00:42:26,940 Not that I ever had any complaint about those. 790 00:42:27,024 --> 00:42:30,653 -What are you doing here? -Linda said I should be supportive. 791 00:42:31,654 --> 00:42:33,238 I want the best for you, Eve. 792 00:42:33,822 --> 00:42:36,950 I really do. You deserve to be happy. 793 00:42:41,705 --> 00:42:42,623 Thanks. 794 00:42:44,917 --> 00:42:48,921 And also, I heard that you didn't have anyone to walk you down the aisle. 795 00:42:49,421 --> 00:42:52,341 It would be my honor if I could give you away. 796 00:42:54,176 --> 00:42:55,386 Adam, that is… 797 00:42:56,428 --> 00:42:59,139 -It's very big of you. -Thanks. 798 00:43:00,057 --> 00:43:03,727 I might as well, right? It's like I'm giving away a piece of myself. 799 00:43:04,395 --> 00:43:07,064 [laughing] 800 00:43:08,065 --> 00:43:08,941 Yeah. 801 00:43:10,442 --> 00:43:11,485 [Eve] Yeah. 802 00:43:13,237 --> 00:43:16,156 Uh, I-- I really appreciate that. 803 00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:18,033 I do, but, uh… 804 00:43:18,617 --> 00:43:20,828 I think I'm gonna do this one on my own. 805 00:43:20,911 --> 00:43:23,122 So, thanks, but… 806 00:43:25,332 --> 00:43:26,417 I got this. 807 00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:29,461 ["Worship" by LACES playing] 808 00:43:29,545 --> 00:43:30,713 [clears throat] 809 00:43:31,714 --> 00:43:32,548 Wow. 810 00:43:34,299 --> 00:43:36,218 ♪ But I will not take the limits ♪ 811 00:43:36,301 --> 00:43:39,054 ♪ I could live on the edge ♪ 812 00:43:39,138 --> 00:43:42,558 ♪ The edge with you ♪ 813 00:43:46,478 --> 00:43:48,480 ♪ And I will drive on the highway ♪ 814 00:43:48,564 --> 00:43:51,024 ♪ And I will turn off my headlights ♪ 815 00:43:51,108 --> 00:43:53,235 ♪ I will swallow the moment ♪ 816 00:43:53,318 --> 00:43:55,487 ♪ And it could just be all right ♪ 817 00:43:55,571 --> 00:44:02,536 ♪ But where, where Where would we go? ♪ 818 00:44:04,830 --> 00:44:07,124 ♪ Maybe in another ♪ 819 00:44:07,207 --> 00:44:11,295 ♪ Maybe in another life ♪ 820 00:44:14,381 --> 00:44:16,383 ♪ Maybe in another ♪ 821 00:44:16,467 --> 00:44:21,013 ♪ Maybe in another life ♪ 822 00:44:23,766 --> 00:44:25,851 ♪ 'Cause heaven won't have me… ♪ 823 00:44:25,934 --> 00:44:28,687 -[both sigh] -♪ Devil won't take me ♪ 824 00:44:28,771 --> 00:44:32,024 ♪ Nothing feels better than you ♪ 825 00:44:33,317 --> 00:44:35,986 ♪ If angels won't save me ♪ 826 00:44:36,069 --> 00:44:41,825 ♪ Baby, just break me 'Cause nothing feels better than you… ♪ 827 00:44:44,912 --> 00:44:47,164 [Linda] Between Heaven and Hell, 828 00:44:47,247 --> 00:44:50,125 there's an imperfect place. 829 00:44:51,376 --> 00:44:54,129 Our place, here on Earth. 830 00:44:55,047 --> 00:44:57,257 That's where these two women met. 831 00:44:57,341 --> 00:45:00,219 One who sees the best in people, 832 00:45:00,302 --> 00:45:03,388 and one who can torture the worst out of them. 833 00:45:03,472 --> 00:45:05,474 [laughing] 834 00:45:05,974 --> 00:45:07,684 [Linda] But these two women, 835 00:45:07,768 --> 00:45:09,853 they understood each other, 836 00:45:09,937 --> 00:45:13,982 and together they made, in this imperfect place, 837 00:45:14,733 --> 00:45:18,529 something that might actually be perfect. 838 00:45:19,571 --> 00:45:22,115 The brides have written their own vows. Eve. 839 00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:24,034 [Eve sighs] 840 00:45:25,327 --> 00:45:26,912 [sighs] Maze… 841 00:45:29,289 --> 00:45:32,251 I know that at some point 842 00:45:33,210 --> 00:45:39,049 you became convinced that you were unworthy of love. 843 00:45:40,008 --> 00:45:43,887 I look forward to spending the rest of my life 844 00:45:44,930 --> 00:45:46,348 proving you wrong. 845 00:45:47,891 --> 00:45:52,104 If recent events are any indication… [chuckles] 846 00:45:52,187 --> 00:45:57,776 …then I am sure that there's going to be a lot of bumps 847 00:45:57,860 --> 00:45:59,027 along the way. 848 00:46:01,238 --> 00:46:03,782 But as I stand here today… 849 00:46:05,075 --> 00:46:09,162 [sobbing] …in front of our family and our friends, 850 00:46:09,663 --> 00:46:14,877 I promise you that I will never, ever give up on us. 851 00:46:15,961 --> 00:46:19,047 -Again. -[chuckling] 852 00:46:19,923 --> 00:46:22,050 Because you, Mazikeen, 853 00:46:22,134 --> 00:46:24,094 you're my soul mate. 854 00:46:25,679 --> 00:46:27,014 [Mazikeen sighs] 855 00:46:29,516 --> 00:46:31,685 [gasps] Eve… 856 00:46:32,853 --> 00:46:33,687 I, um… 857 00:46:34,271 --> 00:46:36,273 I… [gasps] 858 00:46:36,356 --> 00:46:39,693 [shudders] I just love you so fucking much. 859 00:46:39,776 --> 00:46:41,695 [laughing] 860 00:46:41,778 --> 00:46:44,031 I love you so fucking much. 861 00:46:44,114 --> 00:46:47,826 -[cheering] -Yeah! 862 00:46:49,411 --> 00:46:51,163 [laughs] 863 00:46:51,246 --> 00:46:54,917 Well, I now pronounce you wife and wife. 864 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,878 [guests shouting] 865 00:46:57,961 --> 00:46:59,338 -We did it. -We did it! 866 00:46:59,421 --> 00:47:01,298 -[laughing] -[cheering continues] 867 00:47:01,381 --> 00:47:04,843 [celebratory music playing] 868 00:47:16,730 --> 00:47:18,231 [dance music playing] 869 00:47:18,315 --> 00:47:19,816 ♪ You like me, right? ♪ 870 00:47:19,900 --> 00:47:21,360 ♪ You want me back ♪ 871 00:47:21,443 --> 00:47:24,488 ♪ I understand you We got that chemistry ♪ 872 00:47:24,571 --> 00:47:26,782 ♪ I'm everything that you need… ♪ 873 00:47:26,865 --> 00:47:29,326 [laughing] 874 00:47:34,915 --> 00:47:36,500 Don't take it personally. 875 00:47:37,334 --> 00:47:39,920 Because Eve was created for you, 876 00:47:40,003 --> 00:47:42,547 it was important for her to walk down the aisle 877 00:47:42,631 --> 00:47:44,591 as an individual person. 878 00:47:45,092 --> 00:47:48,720 Just like it was important to Maze, who's been alone for so long, 879 00:47:49,262 --> 00:47:50,889 to walk with someone. 880 00:47:52,933 --> 00:47:55,102 [chuckles] Oh, wow. 881 00:47:56,061 --> 00:47:59,272 -You actually are a smart woman. -Yeah. 882 00:47:59,815 --> 00:48:01,108 Drop the "actually." 883 00:48:02,901 --> 00:48:05,195 Yes, ma'am. I mean, "Doctor." 884 00:48:05,904 --> 00:48:09,658 Hey, at least the chair situation has been alleviated. [chuckles] 885 00:48:10,575 --> 00:48:12,953 -[exhales] -Look, I know you're having a bad day. 886 00:48:13,036 --> 00:48:15,580 But just-- just try and look at the silver lining. 887 00:48:15,664 --> 00:48:17,749 A bad day? A bad day. 888 00:48:18,500 --> 00:48:19,710 I'm a ghost, Amenadiel. 889 00:48:20,877 --> 00:48:23,380 Ella, you gotta try this vegan cheese. 890 00:48:23,463 --> 00:48:25,173 -[Ella] Mm-hmm. -[Carol] Tastes like cheese. 891 00:48:26,049 --> 00:48:27,926 -Except not at all. -Mm-hmm. 892 00:48:28,010 --> 00:48:30,012 -[Carol sighs] -Mm-hmm. Yeah, cheese. Mm-hmm. 893 00:48:30,846 --> 00:48:31,888 What's in this? 894 00:48:32,556 --> 00:48:34,725 But at least you're not in Hell, Dan. 895 00:48:34,808 --> 00:48:38,061 You're here, watching your good friend get married. 896 00:48:38,145 --> 00:48:39,688 [chattering] 897 00:48:41,898 --> 00:48:44,443 Well, I will admit, grousing to you up here 898 00:48:44,526 --> 00:48:47,237 sure beats reading about grouses down there. [chuckles] 899 00:48:53,201 --> 00:48:54,953 I take it back. This is way too hard. 900 00:48:55,037 --> 00:48:57,080 [Amenadiel] Not as hard as Hell though, right? 901 00:48:57,164 --> 00:48:59,958 Being able to see my own daughter and knowing that she can't see me, 902 00:49:00,042 --> 00:49:01,877 that's its own kind of hell, Amenadiel. 903 00:49:02,419 --> 00:49:04,421 Now, why are those my only choices, anyway? 904 00:49:04,504 --> 00:49:07,007 I don't even know why I went to Hell in the first place. 905 00:49:07,716 --> 00:49:10,719 And I honestly can't think of anything I feel guilty about anymore. 906 00:49:10,802 --> 00:49:14,056 And what's worse? What's worse is I'm friends with celestial beings 907 00:49:14,139 --> 00:49:16,475 who are supposed to understand how all this stuff works, 908 00:49:16,558 --> 00:49:17,851 and not even they can help me. 909 00:49:17,934 --> 00:49:21,188 Dan, I'm sorry. I-- I wish we could, 910 00:49:21,271 --> 00:49:23,982 but the only one who can get you out of this mess is you. 911 00:49:24,066 --> 00:49:26,443 Now you have got to try and figure out 912 00:49:26,526 --> 00:49:30,781 what you're still feeling guilty about and then face it head on. 913 00:49:31,364 --> 00:49:33,241 Great. Great. 914 00:49:33,325 --> 00:49:36,745 So basically what you're telling me is that on top of everything else, 915 00:49:37,329 --> 00:49:40,415 I'm on my own. That's just peachy. 916 00:49:48,423 --> 00:49:51,259 'Fess up, T. You spiked the punch, didn't you? 917 00:49:52,052 --> 00:49:54,346 -Huh? -Never mind. 918 00:49:54,429 --> 00:50:00,018 [chuckles] I'm about four years too early. I'm Rory. Uh, Lucifer and Chloe's friend. 919 00:50:00,102 --> 00:50:03,355 Cool. I'm Trixie. Maze's best friend. 920 00:50:04,231 --> 00:50:06,900 [chuckles] I thought Lucifer was Maze's best friend. 921 00:50:06,983 --> 00:50:10,278 No way. I love Lucifer, but no way. 922 00:50:10,821 --> 00:50:12,739 You love him, huh? 923 00:50:13,990 --> 00:50:14,825 Why? 924 00:50:15,534 --> 00:50:20,122 'Cause he's funny and weird and really bad at board games. 925 00:50:20,747 --> 00:50:22,332 Lucifer plays board games? 926 00:50:22,415 --> 00:50:25,001 At least once a week. On game night. 927 00:50:25,085 --> 00:50:29,756 [laughs] You guys have a game night? You… never told me that. 928 00:50:31,007 --> 00:50:32,092 What do you mean? 929 00:50:32,801 --> 00:50:34,553 I just met you. 930 00:50:35,178 --> 00:50:36,096 Why does it…? 931 00:50:36,179 --> 00:50:37,973 Who are you again? 932 00:50:41,935 --> 00:50:42,978 I'm nobody. 933 00:50:45,772 --> 00:50:48,692 Hey! All right, so the babysitter's gonna take Trixie home. 934 00:50:48,775 --> 00:50:51,695 -You wanna hit the dance floor? -I thought you'd never ask. 935 00:50:51,778 --> 00:50:54,072 Oh, and by the way, we need to talk. 936 00:50:54,156 --> 00:50:56,241 Four most terrifying words in the English language. 937 00:50:56,324 --> 00:50:59,494 No, it's nothing bad. We just need to figure something out. 938 00:50:59,578 --> 00:51:01,830 But now… Right now, we dance. 939 00:51:01,913 --> 00:51:03,915 [dance music playing] 940 00:51:08,670 --> 00:51:11,006 -Hey, uh, I'll be right back. -Mm-hmm. 941 00:51:12,507 --> 00:51:16,928 You're not leaving right now, are you? Maze is only on her third tequila… bottle. 942 00:51:17,929 --> 00:51:20,098 That's what you have to say to me? 943 00:51:20,182 --> 00:51:22,309 I waited. You never showed up. 944 00:51:22,893 --> 00:51:24,603 Waited? Where? Showed up for what? 945 00:51:28,064 --> 00:51:30,734 Oh, you went to the tailor. [laughs] 946 00:51:31,693 --> 00:51:34,362 Oh! You went to the tailor. 947 00:51:35,155 --> 00:51:38,283 [chuckles] Ah, Rory, I'm so sorry. Maze needed my help. 948 00:51:38,366 --> 00:51:41,536 And you went running, like you always do for everyone else. 949 00:51:41,620 --> 00:51:43,288 There's always gonna be someone 950 00:51:43,371 --> 00:51:45,415 or something you choose over me, isn't there? 951 00:51:45,498 --> 00:51:47,751 In my defense, you did say you weren't going. 952 00:51:47,834 --> 00:51:50,045 What? And you said you'd be there! 953 00:51:50,128 --> 00:51:53,673 -I can't believe I let myself think that-- -[Chloe] Rory. Rory. 954 00:51:53,757 --> 00:51:57,177 -This is not the time or place right now. -[sighs] Agreed. 955 00:51:57,260 --> 00:52:00,222 Sure. Why don't we talk about it over game night? 956 00:52:00,305 --> 00:52:02,682 Oh, wait, that's something you only do with Trixie, 957 00:52:02,766 --> 00:52:04,226 who's not even his real daughter! 958 00:52:04,309 --> 00:52:06,937 -I don't believe this. -Rory. You guys come over here. 959 00:52:07,020 --> 00:52:09,981 [Lucifer] Game night happened twice. 960 00:52:10,065 --> 00:52:11,149 [dance music playing] 961 00:52:11,233 --> 00:52:15,153 ♪ If you feel like playing… ♪ 962 00:52:23,828 --> 00:52:26,039 [music distorts] 963 00:52:30,710 --> 00:52:32,295 [laughing] 964 00:52:35,298 --> 00:52:36,299 -[Carol] Ella. -[shouts] 965 00:52:36,383 --> 00:52:39,052 Oh, God! Oh, God! I'm so… 966 00:52:39,135 --> 00:52:41,429 -It's okay. It's okay. Hey, hey, hey. -I-- [sighs] 967 00:52:41,513 --> 00:52:43,056 -Are you okay? -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 968 00:52:43,139 --> 00:52:46,142 -No, totes. Oh, my gosh, I am so sorry. -It's okay. 969 00:52:46,226 --> 00:52:49,104 -Hey, hey, I'm gonna go clean this up. -Oh, my gosh. 970 00:52:49,187 --> 00:52:50,188 Are you sure you're okay? 971 00:52:50,272 --> 00:52:53,566 -Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh, so sorry. -All right. I'll be right back! 972 00:52:53,650 --> 00:52:54,484 [gasps] 973 00:52:55,902 --> 00:52:58,989 -I don't even like Monopoly anyway. -Oh, please. Rory, I know you're upset. 974 00:52:59,072 --> 00:53:01,574 But I'm sure your father has a perfectly reasonable explanation. 975 00:53:01,658 --> 00:53:02,867 I do, thank you. 976 00:53:02,951 --> 00:53:05,537 Maze was about to kill the first man, 977 00:53:05,620 --> 00:53:07,706 whom she used to scare the first woman away, 978 00:53:07,789 --> 00:53:10,375 so I had to go and nab some bride-soothing demons, 979 00:53:10,458 --> 00:53:12,419 aka, half the guest list. 980 00:53:13,044 --> 00:53:15,005 Maybe not perfectly normal, but… 981 00:53:15,088 --> 00:53:17,340 But you're always gonna find a reason to defend him. 982 00:53:17,424 --> 00:53:19,968 Why, Mom? He doesn't deserve it. 983 00:53:20,927 --> 00:53:22,971 You wanted a glimpse into your future? How's this? 984 00:53:23,054 --> 00:53:27,183 That something big I was going through when I accidentally time-jumped… 985 00:53:28,059 --> 00:53:29,477 it was you dying. 986 00:53:30,603 --> 00:53:34,024 In the future I come from, you're on your deathbed, 987 00:53:34,107 --> 00:53:35,859 and he's not there. 988 00:53:36,568 --> 00:53:38,111 I die in 20 years? 989 00:53:39,154 --> 00:53:41,740 Wh-- No. Mom, I'm older than I look. 990 00:53:41,823 --> 00:53:44,034 Half angel and all that, but that's not the point. 991 00:53:44,117 --> 00:53:46,494 The point is he's not there. 992 00:53:47,078 --> 00:53:50,498 Even for something that important, he's never there. 993 00:53:51,791 --> 00:53:53,960 -That can't-- [sighs] -[electronic feedback whining] 994 00:53:54,044 --> 00:53:56,921 [Ella] Wait, give me the microphone. 995 00:53:57,005 --> 00:53:59,674 -Cut the music! Cut the music! -[music stops] 996 00:53:59,758 --> 00:54:02,218 -Hold on, I have something to say. -[Rory sighs] 997 00:54:03,428 --> 00:54:07,307 No, I am not okay! 998 00:54:08,224 --> 00:54:10,810 I have been trying to keep it together for Maze and Eve, 999 00:54:10,894 --> 00:54:12,562 but I can't take it anymore! 1000 00:54:13,146 --> 00:54:17,400 I have to say something because I know the truth. 1001 00:54:17,984 --> 00:54:22,113 I know that Lucifer is the actual Devil! 1002 00:54:22,197 --> 00:54:25,742 Not, like, the most Method actor ever. 1003 00:54:26,326 --> 00:54:30,330 And Amenadiel is an angel. 1004 00:54:30,914 --> 00:54:32,874 Which makes Charlie half angel. 1005 00:54:32,957 --> 00:54:36,294 [speaks Spanish] 1006 00:54:37,754 --> 00:54:39,214 Oh, Maze! 1007 00:54:39,297 --> 00:54:41,007 Maze is a demon! 1008 00:54:41,674 --> 00:54:43,551 And Eve is… 1009 00:54:43,635 --> 00:54:45,261 well, Eve. 1010 00:54:45,887 --> 00:54:50,016 Whoa! I kissed the first woman. [chuckles] 1011 00:54:50,100 --> 00:54:55,230 Oh, oh, oh! And-- and-- and apparently, zombies are real. 1012 00:54:55,313 --> 00:54:57,315 Well, technically they're not zombies, Miss Lopez. 1013 00:54:57,399 --> 00:54:59,150 -Not now, Lucifer. -They're demons. 1014 00:54:59,734 --> 00:55:02,612 Ella, I understand how hard this is to process. 1015 00:55:02,695 --> 00:55:04,364 No, but this is it. 1016 00:55:04,447 --> 00:55:07,951 This isn't hard to process at all. 1017 00:55:08,034 --> 00:55:12,580 I believe in all this stuff already. 1018 00:55:12,664 --> 00:55:16,751 [sobbing] But what I can't believe 1019 00:55:17,419 --> 00:55:21,005 is that you all kept it from me. 1020 00:55:21,673 --> 00:55:24,884 It just absolutely breaks my heart 1021 00:55:25,635 --> 00:55:28,138 that you think so very little of me. 1022 00:55:28,930 --> 00:55:31,057 And I get it. I get it. 1023 00:55:31,141 --> 00:55:34,269 I get it. I get it. I'm just regular old Ella. 1024 00:55:34,352 --> 00:55:38,106 I mean, how much help can I be in stopping the end of the world? 1025 00:55:38,189 --> 00:55:41,109 -Still, you guys could have at least-- -Whoa. Back up. 1026 00:55:41,693 --> 00:55:43,403 What do you mean the end of the world? 1027 00:55:43,486 --> 00:55:46,114 I thought you told me that was all inside your head. 1028 00:55:46,197 --> 00:55:47,282 Yeah, I lied. 1029 00:55:47,365 --> 00:55:50,660 Because I figured you were just trying to throw me off the scent. 1030 00:55:52,954 --> 00:55:54,873 Uh, brother. 1031 00:55:57,792 --> 00:56:03,089 Wait, are you guys telling me that you don't know the world is ending? 1032 00:56:05,842 --> 00:56:06,801 [Mazikeen sighs] 1033 00:56:10,221 --> 00:56:11,222 [Ella] Uh-oh. 1034 00:56:12,682 --> 00:56:13,892 That can't be good. 1035 00:56:17,020 --> 00:56:19,814 Whew! Ha ha! Crisis averted, babe. See? 1036 00:56:19,898 --> 00:56:22,901 Got all cleaned up before it set. So… 1037 00:56:26,613 --> 00:56:27,780 What did I miss?