1 00:00:12,492 --> 00:00:15,036 [Lucifer gasping] Who are you? 2 00:00:15,787 --> 00:00:16,913 I'm your daughter! 3 00:00:16,996 --> 00:00:19,332 [panting] That's impossible. 4 00:00:19,415 --> 00:00:21,042 And yet here I am. 5 00:00:21,126 --> 00:00:23,169 [Lucifer] I never met you before. 6 00:00:23,253 --> 00:00:24,838 Well, I guess that's what happens 7 00:00:24,921 --> 00:00:27,465 when you abandon your child before she's even born. 8 00:00:27,549 --> 00:00:29,092 -Did not. -Did too. 9 00:00:29,175 --> 00:00:30,510 -Did not. -Did too! 10 00:00:30,593 --> 00:00:33,138 [splutters, laughs] Okay. 11 00:00:33,221 --> 00:00:36,599 Look, you can't be my daughter because angels can't procreate. 12 00:00:37,350 --> 00:00:38,184 Amenadiel did. 13 00:00:38,268 --> 00:00:39,686 Not helping, Daniel. 14 00:00:40,562 --> 00:00:43,189 Lucifer, look me in the eyes and tell me. 15 00:00:43,273 --> 00:00:45,942 -[sighs] -Tell me I'm not your daughter! 16 00:00:46,025 --> 00:00:49,320 Will this little paternity test get you to holster these wings of death? 17 00:00:50,738 --> 00:00:51,698 [grunts] 18 00:00:53,199 --> 00:00:54,033 [exhales] 19 00:00:55,034 --> 00:00:56,077 Thank you. 20 00:00:56,828 --> 00:00:58,830 [gasps, pants] 21 00:00:58,913 --> 00:00:59,747 Now… 22 00:00:59,831 --> 00:01:01,291 [panting] 23 00:01:01,374 --> 00:01:04,335 …can I get you a drink or a Xanax, maybe? 24 00:01:04,419 --> 00:01:07,964 Oh! Fine, fine. [exhales] 25 00:01:08,798 --> 00:01:10,884 [sighs] I don't believe this. 26 00:01:10,967 --> 00:01:12,093 [chuckles] 27 00:01:31,446 --> 00:01:33,323 Well, I'm sorry, but you can't be. 28 00:01:41,623 --> 00:01:43,291 -Well, I am! -Boo! 29 00:01:46,085 --> 00:01:49,339 Look, I'm sorry that your father abandoned you. Truly. 30 00:01:49,422 --> 00:01:50,924 I know how painful that is, 31 00:01:51,007 --> 00:01:55,637 but I promise you, you are not my daughter. 32 00:01:57,430 --> 00:01:58,264 [grunts] 33 00:02:00,391 --> 00:02:01,351 You know what? 34 00:02:02,602 --> 00:02:04,687 I'm actually glad you abandoned me. 35 00:02:04,771 --> 00:02:07,148 [inhales] Wouldn't want you to be my dad anyway. 36 00:02:09,442 --> 00:02:11,444 [wings flapping] 37 00:02:12,612 --> 00:02:13,696 Who was that? 38 00:02:17,992 --> 00:02:20,411 And how's it possible there's an angel I've never met? 39 00:02:20,495 --> 00:02:23,039 I don't know, but you're welcome. 40 00:02:23,748 --> 00:02:24,791 "You're welcome"? 41 00:02:25,291 --> 00:02:26,167 Yeah. 42 00:02:26,876 --> 00:02:27,710 So… 43 00:02:29,170 --> 00:02:30,421 beam me up! 44 00:02:32,215 --> 00:02:33,424 Oh, Daniel. 45 00:02:35,260 --> 00:02:38,304 You know that I want to help you, but we've been through this before. 46 00:02:38,388 --> 00:02:40,848 -That's not how it works! -Yeah, I know. 47 00:02:40,932 --> 00:02:43,351 I know it's all about my own guilt, but I figured it out, man. 48 00:02:43,434 --> 00:02:46,145 You see, I was feeling guilty for betraying you to Michael, 49 00:02:46,229 --> 00:02:49,983 but I just saved your life, so even-steven. Huh? 50 00:02:50,066 --> 00:02:51,484 Up we go! 51 00:02:53,486 --> 00:02:54,320 Come on. 52 00:02:58,241 --> 00:02:59,784 Why am I still here? 53 00:03:00,451 --> 00:03:02,787 Well, you must feel guilty about something else. 54 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:05,248 [exhales] 55 00:03:05,957 --> 00:03:09,085 Or maybe you actually have no idea how any of this works. 56 00:03:09,752 --> 00:03:12,672 As former ruler of Hell, and soon-to-be ruler of the full monty, 57 00:03:12,755 --> 00:03:15,550 I believe I'm the only one who knows how any of this works. 58 00:03:15,633 --> 00:03:19,053 Really? Well, you had no idea that you were able to bring me up to Earth, 59 00:03:19,137 --> 00:03:20,972 and yet here I am, in the flesh. 60 00:03:21,764 --> 00:03:22,598 Kind of. 61 00:03:22,682 --> 00:03:25,768 Of course I knew that. I just didn't think it was for the best. 62 00:03:26,644 --> 00:03:28,146 So you did know? 63 00:03:29,522 --> 00:03:31,941 And yet you still left me in ping-pong purgatory 64 00:03:32,025 --> 00:03:34,902 to return Belios' pathetic backhand for thousands of years? 65 00:03:34,986 --> 00:03:35,820 Exactly. 66 00:03:44,579 --> 00:03:45,413 Wow. 67 00:03:46,414 --> 00:03:47,999 [inhales] You know what, man? 68 00:03:48,082 --> 00:03:50,209 You have no idea what's right for me. 69 00:03:50,877 --> 00:03:52,211 You stay away from me. 70 00:03:53,671 --> 00:03:54,505 Daniel. 71 00:03:56,257 --> 00:03:57,592 [sighs] 72 00:04:01,346 --> 00:04:05,725 -[rock music playing] -♪ I can't get you out of my head ♪ 73 00:04:05,808 --> 00:04:08,436 ♪ Can't get you out of my head ♪ 74 00:04:08,519 --> 00:04:12,523 ♪ I gotta bury the dead ♪ 75 00:04:13,316 --> 00:04:14,567 -Chloe. -Hi. 76 00:04:14,650 --> 00:04:17,528 So, since we went to Hell, I've been thinking a lot about Heaven. 77 00:04:17,612 --> 00:04:19,072 [chuckles] Like, all night. 78 00:04:19,155 --> 00:04:21,115 And since you're finally ready to become God 79 00:04:21,199 --> 00:04:24,118 and I will be your partner up there, I have a few questions. 80 00:04:24,202 --> 00:04:25,161 Do you have a second? 81 00:04:25,244 --> 00:04:27,372 -I was on my way to see Amenadiel. -Okay, so number one. 82 00:04:27,455 --> 00:04:30,583 Time goes much faster in Hell than it does on Earth, 83 00:04:30,666 --> 00:04:33,836 so is it the same in Heaven? I mean, say I'm up there for a year. 84 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:36,214 How long am I gone on Earth, for, like, a minute? 85 00:04:36,297 --> 00:04:38,633 And then number two, if that is the case, 86 00:04:38,716 --> 00:04:41,010 would Trixie even notice if I'm gone for the day? 87 00:04:41,094 --> 00:04:44,305 Because I've just been so nervous to talk to her about this, you know, 88 00:04:44,389 --> 00:04:45,681 the Heaven of all of it. 89 00:04:45,765 --> 00:04:48,518 -And then speaking of teleportation. -We were speaking of teleportation? 90 00:04:48,601 --> 00:04:49,977 Are you even gonna have time 91 00:04:50,061 --> 00:04:52,146 to fly me up and down every time, or are you gonna, 92 00:04:52,230 --> 00:04:55,441 what, blink your eyes and beam me up whenever you want to? 93 00:04:55,525 --> 00:04:57,735 Why does everyone think "beaming up" is a thing? 94 00:04:57,819 --> 00:05:00,905 Look, everything is going to be fine. 95 00:05:02,031 --> 00:05:05,785 Like I keep saying, when I'm God, I will figure things out. 96 00:05:07,703 --> 00:05:08,538 Okay. 97 00:05:09,122 --> 00:05:10,206 Okay, I'm sorry. 98 00:05:10,289 --> 00:05:11,290 I just, y-you know… 99 00:05:11,374 --> 00:05:13,501 I have no idea what to expect. 100 00:05:13,584 --> 00:05:16,212 As you know, when I get nervous, I investigate. 101 00:05:16,295 --> 00:05:19,173 I know you do, Detective. [chuckles] 102 00:05:19,257 --> 00:05:23,553 But there's nothing to be scared about, I promise. I'll be right there beside you. 103 00:05:25,555 --> 00:05:26,681 Okay. 104 00:05:26,764 --> 00:05:27,849 [chuckles] 105 00:05:28,683 --> 00:05:31,978 [exhales] I can't believe this is finally happening. 106 00:05:32,061 --> 00:05:34,814 [chuckles, groans] 107 00:05:37,525 --> 00:05:38,359 What's wrong? 108 00:05:38,943 --> 00:05:42,405 Well, I just need to take care of a little misunderstanding first. 109 00:05:42,488 --> 00:05:43,364 What happened? 110 00:05:44,365 --> 00:05:47,160 -Is it Dan? Did you find him? -No, Daniel is… 111 00:05:48,077 --> 00:05:49,078 He's fine. Um… 112 00:05:49,162 --> 00:05:52,331 No, this is something else, which will be cleared up in no time, 113 00:05:52,415 --> 00:05:54,333 and then we will be off to Heaven. 114 00:05:54,417 --> 00:05:56,752 And we will figure things out together. 115 00:05:56,836 --> 00:05:57,920 Okay? 116 00:05:59,589 --> 00:06:00,423 Okay. 117 00:06:01,591 --> 00:06:02,675 [chuckles] 118 00:06:11,392 --> 00:06:12,226 Brother! 119 00:06:13,227 --> 00:06:14,896 Why haven't you answered my calls? 120 00:06:14,979 --> 00:06:17,607 There has been a catastrophic miscarriage of justice. 121 00:06:18,191 --> 00:06:20,276 Is this another excuse to put off being God? 122 00:06:20,359 --> 00:06:22,361 No, no, this is about some rando angel 123 00:06:22,445 --> 00:06:25,281 flying around, accusing me of being her father. 124 00:06:25,364 --> 00:06:28,034 An angel that we don't know about. Describe her. 125 00:06:28,117 --> 00:06:29,410 Well, I don't know. 126 00:06:29,494 --> 00:06:32,121 Early 20s. Resting mean face. 127 00:06:32,205 --> 00:06:33,789 Loves blaming others. 128 00:06:33,873 --> 00:06:37,335 Combative, rebellious and says that I abandoned her. 129 00:06:37,418 --> 00:06:41,130 Hmm. Sounds like someone I know. Maybe she is your daughter, Lucy. 130 00:06:41,214 --> 00:06:45,343 Ha-ha! Do I need to remind you that angels cannot produce offspring? 131 00:06:45,426 --> 00:06:48,638 And need I remind you of your nephew? 132 00:06:48,721 --> 00:06:50,723 [groans] Well, that's different. 133 00:06:50,806 --> 00:06:53,059 You subconsciously wanted to get closer to humanity, 134 00:06:53,142 --> 00:06:56,187 so you lost your powers and made a baby. A human baby. 135 00:06:56,854 --> 00:06:59,649 This girl's an angel, and I may do a lot of sinful things, 136 00:06:59,732 --> 00:07:01,484 but incest is not on the list. 137 00:07:01,567 --> 00:07:04,862 Well, you have certainly slept with plenty of humans, so… 138 00:07:05,488 --> 00:07:06,322 Wait a minute. 139 00:07:06,989 --> 00:07:10,076 If you made an angel child with one of them, then… 140 00:07:10,159 --> 00:07:13,079 then perhaps there's still a chance Charlie could grow up to be an angel. 141 00:07:13,162 --> 00:07:14,997 Maybe his wings will pop out at puberty! 142 00:07:15,081 --> 00:07:18,042 Oh, yes, the three signs of puberty. Acne, pubes and wings. 143 00:07:18,125 --> 00:07:20,211 Can we focus on my problem, please? 144 00:07:20,294 --> 00:07:21,587 Yes, yes, yes, okay. 145 00:07:21,671 --> 00:07:25,049 Well, Charlie appears to be growing at a normal human rate. 146 00:07:25,132 --> 00:07:29,011 So I think we can assume that your half-human baby would do the same. 147 00:07:29,595 --> 00:07:32,098 So, the only way that you could be this girl's father is 148 00:07:32,181 --> 00:07:36,018 if you were on Earth around 20 years ago when she was conceived. 149 00:07:36,102 --> 00:07:37,812 And had sex with a woman. 150 00:07:38,396 --> 00:07:42,149 I just assumed that every time you were on Earth you had sex with a woman. 151 00:07:42,233 --> 00:07:43,568 Not always a woman, brother. 152 00:07:43,651 --> 00:07:45,111 True, true. 153 00:07:45,611 --> 00:07:48,698 -Well, were you on Earth in the late '90s? -Of course not. 154 00:07:48,781 --> 00:07:50,449 Who wants to visit the '90s? 155 00:07:50,533 --> 00:07:53,578 Frosted tips? Dial-up? Creed? 156 00:07:57,415 --> 00:07:58,249 Oh, hang on. 157 00:07:59,208 --> 00:08:02,169 Hang on, I did pop up to celebrate the end of the '90s. 158 00:08:02,753 --> 00:08:06,048 Falcons/Broncos Super Bowl, '99, Miami. 159 00:08:06,132 --> 00:08:09,760 Epic party. Lots of bodies, very few clothes. 160 00:08:09,844 --> 00:08:12,597 It's starting to sound like congratulations are in order. 161 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:15,057 Keep the champagne corked, brother. 162 00:08:15,766 --> 00:08:17,852 She is not my daughter. 163 00:08:18,769 --> 00:08:21,772 ♪ I'm feeling that Rum-dig-a-dum da-dum dum da-di-da ♪  164 00:08:21,856 --> 00:08:23,733 ♪ Love how you vibe on it ♪ 165 00:08:24,358 --> 00:08:28,487 ♪ Rum-dig-a-dum da-dum dum da-di-da Like a song on repeat ♪ 166 00:08:31,407 --> 00:08:32,325 Hey, Daddy. 167 00:08:33,868 --> 00:08:36,662 No, that's where you're mistaken, buddy boy. 168 00:08:36,746 --> 00:08:38,789 I am here to prove that I… 169 00:08:40,541 --> 00:08:41,751 am nobody's daddy. 170 00:08:52,345 --> 00:08:54,305 [rock music playing] 171 00:08:55,348 --> 00:08:58,893 {\an8}♪ My head is in the clouds That's where I stay at ♪ 172 00:08:58,976 --> 00:09:02,480 {\an8}♪ I'm never coming down It's just my place, yeah! ♪ 173 00:09:02,563 --> 00:09:06,025 {\an8}♪ No, you can't touch me now From outer space, yeah! ♪ 174 00:09:06,108 --> 00:09:07,985 ♪ I'm never slowing down{\an8}… ♪ 175 00:09:11,656 --> 00:09:13,532 {\an8}Wait, so nobody can see me? 176 00:09:13,616 --> 00:09:14,450 {\an8}Hey! 177 00:09:19,622 --> 00:09:21,582 {\an8}What's up, everybody? 178 00:09:24,293 --> 00:09:25,628 {\an8}So no one can hear me? 179 00:09:25,711 --> 00:09:28,923 {\an8}Can you hear me? Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! 180 00:09:34,470 --> 00:09:37,431 {\an8}This really sucks. [panting] 181 00:09:38,641 --> 00:09:39,600 {\an8}[sighs] 182 00:09:39,684 --> 00:09:41,435 {\an8}Ella. Yes! 183 00:09:41,519 --> 00:09:43,938 {\an8}If any human can see me, you can. 184 00:09:44,438 --> 00:09:47,066 {\an8}You're the most spiritual person I know. Yes! 185 00:09:49,568 --> 00:09:51,237 {\an8}Ella! It's me. 186 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:52,321 {\an8}It's Dan. 187 00:09:52,405 --> 00:09:53,614 {\an8}Can you hear me? 188 00:09:54,115 --> 00:09:54,949 {\an8}Ella! 189 00:09:55,866 --> 00:09:57,326 {\an8}[shouts] Can you hear me? 190 00:09:57,410 --> 00:09:58,244 {\an8}Ella! 191 00:09:59,495 --> 00:10:02,540 {\an8}Dan, is that you? 192 00:10:02,623 --> 00:10:05,209 {\an8}Wait, can you smell me? [gasps, sniffs] 193 00:10:06,377 --> 00:10:09,171 {\an8}[exhales] You recognize my Axe body wash? 194 00:10:09,255 --> 00:10:13,008 {\an8}Is that what it is? This is great! This is great! I'm right here, look! 195 00:10:13,092 --> 00:10:14,677 {\an8}-Smell that, come on! -Oh, man. 196 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:18,931 {\an8}Not only does this report say that you are just a regular old bullfrog 197 00:10:19,014 --> 00:10:21,892 {\an8}with zero traces of the supernatural, 198 00:10:21,976 --> 00:10:25,312 {\an8}you are also stinking up my lab, 199 00:10:26,063 --> 00:10:27,231 {\an8}Dan. 200 00:10:27,314 --> 00:10:29,316 {\an8}-[frog croaking] -[sighs] 201 00:10:30,025 --> 00:10:31,861 {\an8}Thanks for the false hope, buddy. 202 00:10:32,445 --> 00:10:33,738 {\an8}And just so you know, 203 00:10:33,821 --> 00:10:37,575 {\an8}she only named you "Dan" because she misses me. 204 00:10:37,658 --> 00:10:39,660 [croaking] 205 00:10:43,456 --> 00:10:44,790 {\an8}Can you see me? 206 00:10:45,916 --> 00:10:47,001 {\an8}Hey. 207 00:10:48,461 --> 00:10:51,505 {\an8}-[chuckles] -I feel it too, little guy. 208 00:10:52,965 --> 00:10:56,051 {\an8}My sixth sense? Off the charts. 209 00:10:56,135 --> 00:10:59,013 {\an8}It's like an M. Night Shyamalan movie up in here. 210 00:11:00,097 --> 00:11:01,807 {\an8}I don't know what's going on, 211 00:11:02,475 --> 00:11:04,393 {\an8}but I'm gonna figure it out. 212 00:11:05,227 --> 00:11:06,479 {\an8}[gasps] It's me. 213 00:11:06,562 --> 00:11:09,398 {\an8}[chuckles] Ella, it's me! That's what you're sensing. 214 00:11:09,482 --> 00:11:12,568 {\an8}I'm right here! Ella, come on! Please! 215 00:11:12,651 --> 00:11:18,157 {\an8}But first, you, my slimy friend, are in serious need of a spa day. 216 00:11:18,783 --> 00:11:20,034 {\an8}Whoo! 217 00:11:23,204 --> 00:11:24,288 {\an8}Ella. 218 00:11:30,795 --> 00:11:32,505 {\an8}-[knock on door] -[Chloe] Linda! 219 00:11:32,588 --> 00:11:33,464 {\an8}Yes, hello. 220 00:11:34,089 --> 00:11:34,965 {\an8}Linda. 221 00:11:35,758 --> 00:11:37,051 {\an8}[Chloe and Linda] Hi! 222 00:11:39,303 --> 00:11:41,263 {\an8}Hey, has Lucifer stopped by? 223 00:11:41,347 --> 00:11:43,098 {\an8}Um, I haven't seen him. 224 00:11:43,682 --> 00:11:44,809 {\an8}Is everything okay? 225 00:11:44,892 --> 00:11:47,728 {\an8}[Chloe] Oh, um, yeah. 226 00:11:47,812 --> 00:11:49,313 {\an8}Yeah, I'm sure it's fine. 227 00:11:49,396 --> 00:11:53,776 {\an8}He just had to run a little errand before we start our new job in Heaven. 228 00:11:53,859 --> 00:11:55,528 {\an8}You're worried he's putting it off again? 229 00:11:56,111 --> 00:11:58,781 {\an8}No, but it's a little weird he hasn't returned my texts or calls. 230 00:11:58,864 --> 00:12:02,034 {\an8}I mean, I'm nervous about the God thing, so maybe he is too. 231 00:12:02,117 --> 00:12:06,288 {\an8}He's probably just off somewhere trying to deal with that. 232 00:12:06,372 --> 00:12:08,165 {\an8}It's just, he hasn't done this since-- 233 00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:11,293 {\an8}February 2, 2017. 234 00:12:12,169 --> 00:12:13,045 {\an8}Mm-hmm. 235 00:12:13,128 --> 00:12:16,549 {\an8}When he disappeared to Vegas and married Candy Morningstar. 236 00:12:16,632 --> 00:12:17,716 {\an8}Mm-hmm. 237 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:20,928 {\an8}But what are the chances he'd run off to Vegas and marry a stripper twice? 238 00:12:21,011 --> 00:12:22,304 {\an8}[chuckles] 239 00:12:23,055 --> 00:12:27,101 {\an8}Okay, but maybe-- maybe what you're really worried about 240 00:12:27,184 --> 00:12:31,647 {\an8}is maintaining your hard-fought level of communication and trust. 241 00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:36,777 {\an8}Yeah, I mean, our relationship, our partnership has come so far. 242 00:12:36,861 --> 00:12:40,406 I just-- I just don't know why he wouldn't just tell me what he's up to. 243 00:12:40,489 --> 00:12:43,450 Well, you're both past the point of guessing games. 244 00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:45,578 Why don't you ask him? 245 00:12:47,621 --> 00:12:49,915 Right. Yes, I can-- I'll just find… 246 00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:53,127 Find out where he is, and, yeah, I'll just ask him. 247 00:12:53,210 --> 00:12:54,211 There's, um… 248 00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:57,214 [chuckles] …this app I have that sort of just tells me where he is. 249 00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:58,674 [chimes] 250 00:12:58,757 --> 00:12:59,675 He's where? 251 00:13:03,053 --> 00:13:05,055 [Mazikeen] So I just sent you the info you wanted, 252 00:13:05,139 --> 00:13:07,057 but you gotta tell me what this is about. 253 00:13:07,141 --> 00:13:08,559 Call it a finder's fee. 254 00:13:08,642 --> 00:13:11,145 A young lady playing "Pin the tail on the daddy" 255 00:13:11,228 --> 00:13:12,688 picked me as the ass. 256 00:13:12,771 --> 00:13:14,398 Well, good thing you're shooting blanks, 257 00:13:14,481 --> 00:13:17,067 or you'd have what, 10,000 Lucifer juniors running around? 258 00:13:17,151 --> 00:13:19,403 Ten-thousand seems a tad superfluous. 259 00:13:19,486 --> 00:13:21,614 Well, you did come down here for one night in the '90s 260 00:13:21,697 --> 00:13:24,199 and managed to orgy it up with 36 people. 261 00:13:24,283 --> 00:13:25,743 It was Y2K! 262 00:13:25,826 --> 00:13:28,579 People were getting jiggy with it left, right and center. 263 00:13:28,662 --> 00:13:30,748 [scoffs] Anyway, did you manage to locate the women 264 00:13:30,831 --> 00:13:32,875 who gave birth to daughters nine months later? 265 00:13:32,958 --> 00:13:35,753 Yeah, addresses for the four women are in your inbox. 266 00:13:35,836 --> 00:13:37,963 Numero uno is the only one still in Miami. 267 00:13:38,047 --> 00:13:41,300 A dance teacher. Ana Christina Perez Del Rio. 268 00:13:41,383 --> 00:13:44,762 Excellent. All I have to do is verify that none of those women's daughters 269 00:13:44,845 --> 00:13:47,973 are the girl that showed up at the penthouse, then it'll be clear. 270 00:13:48,057 --> 00:13:49,516 There's no way that kid is mine. 271 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:51,685 Can't wait to watch the rerun on Jerry Springer. 272 00:13:51,769 --> 00:13:52,603 Very funny. 273 00:13:52,686 --> 00:13:55,481 -[dance music playing] -[woman] Great job! 274 00:13:55,564 --> 00:13:57,358 Work it, work it! 275 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:02,196 More hips. Move those hips, come on! 276 00:14:02,279 --> 00:14:03,697 Nice job. 277 00:14:03,781 --> 00:14:05,282 [chuckles] Yes! 278 00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:06,700 Lucifer? 279 00:14:06,784 --> 00:14:10,371 I never thought I'd see you again. You haven't changed a bit. 280 00:14:10,454 --> 00:14:14,083 Well, last time I saw you, you were a Denver Broncos cheerleader. 281 00:14:14,166 --> 00:14:16,585 -Well… -[laughing] Oh. 282 00:14:17,294 --> 00:14:18,128 Yes. 283 00:14:18,212 --> 00:14:19,505 We need to talk. 284 00:14:20,214 --> 00:14:23,175 -I do love a bit of salsa, on my chips. -[laughing] 285 00:14:23,258 --> 00:14:25,469 I have missed your jokes. Mmm! 286 00:14:25,552 --> 00:14:28,263 -And a lot of other things too. -I'm sure you have. 287 00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:32,101 People change. Except you, apparently. 288 00:14:32,184 --> 00:14:36,397 Ugh. Well, I certainly hope I'm the same childless man I was back in '99. 289 00:14:37,022 --> 00:14:40,150 Don't lie. Is it good genes or Botox? 290 00:14:40,234 --> 00:14:41,193 Immortality. 291 00:14:41,276 --> 00:14:42,820 You should check out our next class. 292 00:14:42,903 --> 00:14:45,823 -I'm here on business and not pleasure. -Oh. 293 00:14:45,906 --> 00:14:48,158 Is this your daughter? 294 00:14:48,242 --> 00:14:49,410 Kind of hard to tell. 295 00:14:49,493 --> 00:14:52,121 How about now? 296 00:14:52,204 --> 00:14:53,163 What are you playing at? 297 00:14:53,247 --> 00:14:56,875 Well, I'm trying to prove that your daughter isn't also my daughter, 298 00:14:56,959 --> 00:15:00,421 so if you wouldn't mind showing me a photograph or a picture… 299 00:15:00,504 --> 00:15:04,299 No need to worry, Lucifer, I always triple-checked my IUD before an orgy. 300 00:15:04,383 --> 00:15:07,720 Lovely, I'm sure you did. Irrespective of that, uh, a picture? 301 00:15:07,803 --> 00:15:10,848 Uh, or a tattoo. [scoffs] 302 00:15:10,931 --> 00:15:13,017 Thank me. I'm not the dad. 303 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:16,687 One down, three to disprove. I'm not the father. [chuckles] 304 00:15:16,770 --> 00:15:18,605 [sighs] Well, she looks refreshingly unfamiliar. 305 00:15:18,689 --> 00:15:20,315 Thank me, I'm not the dad! 306 00:15:20,399 --> 00:15:22,943 [woman laughs] I mean, yeah, you? A father? 307 00:15:23,027 --> 00:15:24,319 That'd be disastrous. 308 00:15:24,403 --> 00:15:25,529 I beg your pardon. 309 00:15:25,612 --> 00:15:27,114 You're not the sticking-around type. 310 00:15:27,197 --> 00:15:28,198 No offense. 311 00:15:29,908 --> 00:15:31,076 Offense taken. 312 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:33,078 I'd be a great father, thank you very much. 313 00:15:33,162 --> 00:15:35,414 In fact, I'm about to be World's Best Dad 314 00:15:35,497 --> 00:15:37,541 to seven billion people. So… 315 00:15:38,125 --> 00:15:42,838 Hmm, well, if you wanna be a dad so bad, 316 00:15:42,921 --> 00:15:44,423 maybe there's still time. 317 00:15:44,506 --> 00:15:46,842 My divorce just finalized, 318 00:15:46,925 --> 00:15:49,928 and I'm ready to party like it's 1999. 319 00:15:50,012 --> 00:15:52,931 I-- I'm sorry, but I'm not that same male slut 320 00:15:53,015 --> 00:15:56,060 that you had sex with many, many times that night. 321 00:15:56,143 --> 00:15:57,561 I do stick around these days. 322 00:15:57,644 --> 00:16:01,273 Eliza, what are you doing? I told you, I've evolved! [chuckles] 323 00:16:01,982 --> 00:16:02,900 Lucifer! 324 00:16:04,568 --> 00:16:06,153 You haven't changed at all. 325 00:16:06,236 --> 00:16:07,362 [splutters] 326 00:16:09,448 --> 00:16:10,282 Chloe! 327 00:16:10,365 --> 00:16:13,744 I can't believe you were halfway across the country, and you didn't even tell me. 328 00:16:13,827 --> 00:16:16,455 -I thought you were better than this. -Better than what? 329 00:16:16,538 --> 00:16:18,624 Than running off again. What'd you marry her too? 330 00:16:18,707 --> 00:16:21,460 I'm just here to prove she's not the mother of my illegitimate child. 331 00:16:21,543 --> 00:16:23,921 Child? What child? 332 00:16:24,671 --> 00:16:28,050 [sighs] Look, a young lady broke into my penthouse, 333 00:16:28,133 --> 00:16:31,595 acting like the devil's spawn and claiming to be one, to boot. 334 00:16:32,429 --> 00:16:34,306 -But angels can't-- -Exactly. 335 00:16:34,389 --> 00:16:35,766 -Except Amenadiel because-- -Right. 336 00:16:35,849 --> 00:16:39,019 -So the woman who came to see you… -Is deeply confused, precisely. 337 00:16:39,103 --> 00:16:40,270 Hmm? 338 00:16:40,354 --> 00:16:43,565 -So, we're all good now, right? -No. 339 00:16:43,649 --> 00:16:45,150 No, we're not all good. 340 00:16:45,234 --> 00:16:47,402 All this talk about being partners. 341 00:16:47,486 --> 00:16:50,280 -Why would you keep this from me? -I didn't see the need to upset you. 342 00:16:50,364 --> 00:16:51,740 -I'm not upset. -[glass cracks] 343 00:16:53,909 --> 00:16:56,453 Well, your super strength is suggesting otherwise. 344 00:16:59,039 --> 00:17:02,793 Look, I am sorry. I should have told you. 345 00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:08,757 Just promise me, no more secrets, okay? 346 00:17:08,841 --> 00:17:11,385 Absolutely. I promise. 347 00:17:11,468 --> 00:17:14,805 [inhales] Good news is, there's only one woman left on the list, so… 348 00:17:15,597 --> 00:17:16,557 What list? 349 00:17:17,307 --> 00:17:18,308 Uh… 350 00:17:22,187 --> 00:17:24,690 -Lucifer, are you still here? -[Mazikeen] Oh, no. 351 00:17:24,773 --> 00:17:28,777 This is giving me, like, generic demon bounty-hunter vibes. 352 00:17:28,861 --> 00:17:30,237 I wanna feel special. 353 00:17:31,405 --> 00:17:34,783 [sighs] Oh, Maze! Thank God. 354 00:17:35,367 --> 00:17:39,037 I have been looking for someone to talk to all day. 355 00:17:39,621 --> 00:17:42,875 I mean, I went to visit Ella. Of course, she couldn't see me. 356 00:17:42,958 --> 00:17:45,169 But I mean, you can see me, right, Maze? 357 00:17:45,252 --> 00:17:46,128 Maze? 358 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:47,838 Maze. 359 00:17:49,006 --> 00:17:50,090 I don't get it. 360 00:17:50,799 --> 00:17:51,842 I don't get it. 361 00:17:51,925 --> 00:17:54,261 Dan the stupid frog can see me, but you can't. 362 00:17:54,344 --> 00:17:57,973 Can somebody please, please just tell me the rules? 363 00:17:58,056 --> 00:18:01,435 Mnh-mnh. No, way less peg on the ankle, Milan. 364 00:18:01,518 --> 00:18:02,936 I don't wanna look like Dan. 365 00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:05,314 [chuckles] Oh, yes, that would be a tragedy. 366 00:18:05,397 --> 00:18:06,523 Poor guy. 367 00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:08,442 His pants were always so tight. 368 00:18:08,525 --> 00:18:10,986 That's all you have to say, huh? 369 00:18:12,112 --> 00:18:15,407 The first time anyone said anything about me since I got back, 370 00:18:15,490 --> 00:18:17,868 except to name a stupid frog after me, 371 00:18:17,951 --> 00:18:20,120 is to take a dump on my fashion sense? 372 00:18:20,204 --> 00:18:24,249 Well, you know what? I am glad you can't see me! 373 00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:25,709 And another thing! 374 00:18:25,792 --> 00:18:31,131 Everybody knows that LA is way too hot for leather! 375 00:18:34,176 --> 00:18:36,678 -Lazman hazeh. Mazel tov. -[baby crying] 376 00:18:36,762 --> 00:18:39,014 -[all] Mazel tov! -[man laughs] 377 00:18:39,097 --> 00:18:42,476 I haven't been to a bris since little baby Sigmund's. 378 00:18:42,559 --> 00:18:45,229 -Really? -Yes, the mohel made a Freudian snip. 379 00:18:45,312 --> 00:18:46,772 -[chuckling] -[baby crying] 380 00:18:46,855 --> 00:18:49,858 So Maze said the last person on the list works here? 381 00:18:49,942 --> 00:18:52,361 Hmm. Esther Barnum. [sighs] 382 00:18:53,278 --> 00:18:54,238 And there she is. 383 00:18:55,906 --> 00:19:00,327 Well, a rabbi. I can see why you two would have a special connection. 384 00:19:01,203 --> 00:19:02,079 Hmm? 385 00:19:03,288 --> 00:19:05,874 [chuckles] No, our special connection 386 00:19:05,958 --> 00:19:08,126 lasted about 15 very shallow minutes. 387 00:19:08,210 --> 00:19:09,920 I doubt I even made an impression. 388 00:19:10,003 --> 00:19:10,921 Lucifer! 389 00:19:13,257 --> 00:19:17,552 -Oh. -[both laughing] 390 00:19:18,553 --> 00:19:23,225 I have waited 22 years to tell you how much you changed my life. 391 00:19:23,809 --> 00:19:25,644 -[Chloe] Oh. -Uh, for the worse? 392 00:19:25,727 --> 00:19:29,481 [chuckles] No! You left a mark on my soul. 393 00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:31,275 Oh. 394 00:19:31,358 --> 00:19:33,318 You're the reason I became a rabbi. 395 00:19:34,069 --> 00:19:36,238 Oh. Because I brought out her deepest desires. 396 00:19:36,321 --> 00:19:37,864 [laughs] It could've happened to anyone. 397 00:19:38,448 --> 00:19:40,575 Yes, it's lovely to see you again, Esther. 398 00:19:40,659 --> 00:19:44,579 Um, if you wouldn't mind showing us a photograph of your daughter… 399 00:19:45,497 --> 00:19:46,999 Not in a creepy way. 400 00:19:47,082 --> 00:19:48,041 …then we'll be off. 401 00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:49,126 Is this about Mira? 402 00:19:50,210 --> 00:19:52,587 -Mira? -You heard from her? Did you find her? 403 00:19:53,255 --> 00:19:55,132 Um, did something happen to her? 404 00:19:56,508 --> 00:19:58,760 She ran away, five years ago. 405 00:19:58,844 --> 00:20:02,014 -I even hired a private detective. -Hmm. 406 00:20:02,097 --> 00:20:04,182 This is one of the last pictures I have of her. 407 00:20:04,766 --> 00:20:06,059 Oh, well, that settles it. 408 00:20:06,143 --> 00:20:08,603 I'll take "I am not the father" for 200 please, Alex. 409 00:20:08,687 --> 00:20:10,272 You barely even looked at the photo. 410 00:20:10,355 --> 00:20:13,734 I don't need to, because the girl in my penthouse had pink streaks in her hair, 411 00:20:13,817 --> 00:20:15,235 heavy eyeliner, angry eyebrows. 412 00:20:15,319 --> 00:20:17,654 -That sounds like Mira. -It does? 413 00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:20,741 She was always a troubled girl. Upset a lot. 414 00:20:20,824 --> 00:20:23,035 -And she always wanted to dye her hair. -Oh. 415 00:20:24,036 --> 00:20:25,495 Why did Mira run away? 416 00:20:26,788 --> 00:20:31,084 -She was looking for her father. -And you named me as the unlucky chap? 417 00:20:31,626 --> 00:20:35,005 To be honest, I don't know who her dad is. 418 00:20:36,048 --> 00:20:39,301 -I was a different person back then. -Hmm. Me too. 419 00:20:39,885 --> 00:20:42,512 I tried to be enough for Mira, but… 420 00:20:43,430 --> 00:20:44,890 she wanted answers. 421 00:20:46,308 --> 00:20:48,018 Missing a child, 422 00:20:48,101 --> 00:20:51,855 it's like missing a part of yourself that can never be replaced. 423 00:20:52,773 --> 00:20:53,607 [Lucifer sighing] 424 00:20:53,690 --> 00:20:58,111 Well, as a mother myself, I can't imagine what you're going through. 425 00:20:58,737 --> 00:21:00,280 We will help you find your daughter. 426 00:21:04,451 --> 00:21:06,745 Oh, absolutely. Uh, your daughter… 427 00:21:06,828 --> 00:21:08,747 [inhales] …who definitely, 428 00:21:08,830 --> 00:21:11,375 definitely isn't my daughter. [chuckles] 429 00:21:11,458 --> 00:21:12,751 [Esther sighs] 430 00:21:15,670 --> 00:21:17,756 ["No Sleep" by Kinder playing] 431 00:21:17,839 --> 00:21:20,092 ♪ On and on and ♪ 432 00:21:21,093 --> 00:21:24,388 ♪ I love the things you do in the night So we'll sleep next time ♪ 433 00:21:24,471 --> 00:21:28,934 ♪ Streets are dead Stores don't stay open ♪ 434 00:21:29,017 --> 00:21:30,602 ♪ Eyes are red… ♪ 435 00:21:30,685 --> 00:21:31,895 Amenadiel. 436 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:35,816 You're an angel. You can see me, right? 437 00:21:38,610 --> 00:21:41,780 Amenadiel! Please, come on, man! I just want my friends back. 438 00:21:42,364 --> 00:21:43,365 Amenadiel! 439 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:46,368 [exhales] 440 00:21:47,786 --> 00:21:49,955 [sighs] This sucks! 441 00:21:52,165 --> 00:21:53,959 -[exhales] -Dan? 442 00:21:56,294 --> 00:21:58,255 Dan, is that you? 443 00:21:58,338 --> 00:22:00,549 Wait, you-- [chuckles] You can see me? 444 00:22:00,632 --> 00:22:02,759 -Wait, did Lucifer bring you up here? -No, no, no! 445 00:22:02,843 --> 00:22:05,137 Some crazy, psycho, punk-rock angel did. 446 00:22:05,220 --> 00:22:07,931 -Oh, I heard about her. -Yeah, man, she just left me here. 447 00:22:08,014 --> 00:22:10,434 She left me here without explaining any of the stupid rules. 448 00:22:10,517 --> 00:22:11,935 Well, what have you been doing, man? 449 00:22:12,018 --> 00:22:14,146 I mean, have you-- have you seen Trixie? Chloe? 450 00:22:14,229 --> 00:22:16,481 No! No, no, no, man. 451 00:22:16,565 --> 00:22:18,859 You know, I-- I kind of wanted to figure out 452 00:22:18,942 --> 00:22:22,237 what being a ghost really-- really meant first, you know? 453 00:22:23,655 --> 00:22:25,407 I mean, I didn't wanna give Trixie a coronary, 454 00:22:25,490 --> 00:22:28,368 popping out of the bathroom mirror or something. [chuckles] 455 00:22:30,036 --> 00:22:32,747 Were you just studying police procedure? [chuckles] 456 00:22:32,831 --> 00:22:33,665 [Amenadiel] Yeah. 457 00:22:34,666 --> 00:22:37,210 Yeah, man, I made it into the Academy, thanks to you. 458 00:22:37,294 --> 00:22:38,128 [Dan] What? 459 00:22:38,211 --> 00:22:41,506 Yeah, it meant a lot to me, you submitting my application. 460 00:22:41,590 --> 00:22:44,259 -[laughs] That's great, man. That's great. -Uh… 461 00:22:47,846 --> 00:22:48,805 Hey, I'm so… 462 00:22:50,140 --> 00:22:52,225 I'm so sorry about getting upset with you before. 463 00:22:53,393 --> 00:22:57,022 You know, I've been feeling so bad about the fight that we had right before you… 464 00:22:59,524 --> 00:23:00,734 Died? 465 00:23:01,443 --> 00:23:02,277 Yeah. 466 00:23:02,777 --> 00:23:04,154 Yeah, man. 467 00:23:04,237 --> 00:23:06,031 I've been feeling bad about that too, man. 468 00:23:06,114 --> 00:23:08,033 -That's why I didn't come visit you. -Yeah, yeah. 469 00:23:08,116 --> 00:23:09,451 You don't have to explain. 470 00:23:09,951 --> 00:23:11,828 Really. It's okay. 471 00:23:11,912 --> 00:23:13,205 [exhales] 472 00:23:14,289 --> 00:23:15,874 -I love you, man. -[chuckles] 473 00:23:18,460 --> 00:23:21,171 Right. You're a soul without a body. 474 00:23:21,254 --> 00:23:23,882 Yep, and I guess only angels can see me. 475 00:23:23,965 --> 00:23:25,634 [Mazikeen] What's up, Dan? 476 00:23:28,762 --> 00:23:31,431 Wait, what? Wait, you can actually see me now? 477 00:23:31,515 --> 00:23:34,267 Yeah, I could see you all along. Duh, it's me. 478 00:23:34,351 --> 00:23:36,019 [laughs] Damn it, Maze. 479 00:23:36,102 --> 00:23:38,605 I might've figured this out earlier if you hadn't screwed with me. 480 00:23:38,688 --> 00:23:40,857 Demon love. It's so confusing. 481 00:23:40,941 --> 00:23:42,901 -Yeah. You should know. -[Dan chuckles] 482 00:23:43,944 --> 00:23:46,571 Oh, man, I'm just so happy I can actually talk to you guys. 483 00:23:46,655 --> 00:23:49,449 I don't know why Lucifer didn't bring you back, man, but it's-- 484 00:23:49,533 --> 00:23:50,867 it's great to see you, Dan. 485 00:23:51,451 --> 00:23:53,286 Yeah, we really missed you, bro. 486 00:23:54,204 --> 00:23:55,205 Oh, man. 487 00:23:56,164 --> 00:23:57,624 I missed you guys too. 488 00:23:59,042 --> 00:24:00,335 -Hmm? -[Mazikeen] Aah! 489 00:24:00,418 --> 00:24:01,711 [laughing] 490 00:24:01,795 --> 00:24:03,505 [Mazikeen] Shit. Yeah. 491 00:24:12,097 --> 00:24:13,348 -[Chloe sighs] -[chuckles] 492 00:24:13,431 --> 00:24:15,600 -Thank you for flying Lucifer Airways. -[chuckles] 493 00:24:15,684 --> 00:24:17,727 Please ensure your table is in the upright position. 494 00:24:17,811 --> 00:24:19,980 -I know mine is. -[both laugh] 495 00:24:20,063 --> 00:24:22,399 Huh. Hey, Lucifer… 496 00:24:23,108 --> 00:24:26,069 um, have you flown anyone else before? 497 00:24:26,987 --> 00:24:28,238 Only Maze. 498 00:24:28,321 --> 00:24:30,198 Oh, and Amenadiel once. 499 00:24:30,282 --> 00:24:32,284 He killed a goose with his face, Fabio-style. 500 00:24:32,367 --> 00:24:34,995 It was the highlight of my day. [chuckles] 501 00:24:35,579 --> 00:24:36,913 Oh, if it's any consolation, 502 00:24:36,997 --> 00:24:39,457 it's much more romantic with you in my arms. 503 00:24:40,333 --> 00:24:42,252 Yeah, it's just, I've been thinking-- 504 00:24:42,335 --> 00:24:45,171 About other things we can try in midair? Yes, me too. [laughs] 505 00:24:45,255 --> 00:24:48,550 No, no, about how you've been keeping all this from me 506 00:24:48,633 --> 00:24:49,968 'cause you didn't wanna upset me. 507 00:24:50,844 --> 00:24:52,554 That's what I said, yes. 508 00:24:52,637 --> 00:24:57,684 Okay, well, you know, it took you a while to realize your feelings for me. 509 00:24:57,767 --> 00:25:00,895 So, maybe way deep down 510 00:25:00,979 --> 00:25:04,316 you know that you and Esther have a thing together. 511 00:25:04,399 --> 00:25:07,444 I mean, it's looking pretty possible that you actualized a child with her. 512 00:25:07,527 --> 00:25:09,070 Mira is not my daughter. 513 00:25:09,154 --> 00:25:13,116 Okay, but if you and Esther did have a thing, it's totally fine. 514 00:25:13,700 --> 00:25:16,661 Totally okay. Not like I didn't have any relationships before you. 515 00:25:16,745 --> 00:25:18,830 You know, I was-- I was married to Dan. 516 00:25:18,913 --> 00:25:20,999 So, just so you know, you can tell me about it. 517 00:25:21,082 --> 00:25:25,378 Right. Well, there has and never will be anything between Esther and I, okay? 518 00:25:25,462 --> 00:25:27,005 Okay, okay. 519 00:25:27,547 --> 00:25:30,300 Well, then why do I feel like you're still keeping secrets from me? 520 00:25:30,383 --> 00:25:31,885 What secrets? 521 00:25:31,968 --> 00:25:33,595 [chuckles] You know everything. 522 00:25:33,678 --> 00:25:37,307 A young woman accused me of being her father and then rage-flew away. 523 00:25:37,390 --> 00:25:40,518 What? She's an angel? Why wouldn't you tell me that? 524 00:25:40,602 --> 00:25:43,521 [gasps] I-- I don't know. I must have been distracted, 525 00:25:43,605 --> 00:25:46,566 what with the death threats and Daniel coming back to Earth. 526 00:25:48,443 --> 00:25:49,277 What? 527 00:25:50,612 --> 00:25:51,488 Dan… 528 00:25:52,238 --> 00:25:53,114 is… 529 00:25:53,657 --> 00:25:54,783 is on Earth? 530 00:25:55,367 --> 00:25:57,952 [sighs] Yes, but he's a ghost 531 00:25:58,036 --> 00:26:00,038 so you-- you can't see him anyway. 532 00:26:02,582 --> 00:26:03,792 [splutters, sighs] 533 00:26:05,210 --> 00:26:08,254 Okay, I-- I thought we were past the point of keeping secrets. 534 00:26:08,838 --> 00:26:11,049 But you clearly cannot help yourself. 535 00:26:11,132 --> 00:26:14,010 Why is that? I mean, I gave up everything. 536 00:26:14,094 --> 00:26:15,929 I gave up everything to be your partner. 537 00:26:16,012 --> 00:26:17,430 We are past keeping secrets. 538 00:26:17,514 --> 00:26:19,641 Then why wouldn't you tell me that you have a daughter? 539 00:26:19,724 --> 00:26:20,725 'Cause it isn't true! 540 00:26:20,809 --> 00:26:23,228 I can't keep a secret if I don't know what the secret is! 541 00:26:23,311 --> 00:26:24,813 But you keep keeping secrets! 542 00:26:24,896 --> 00:26:27,816 [exclaims, sighs] 543 00:26:27,899 --> 00:26:29,442 [panting] 544 00:26:29,526 --> 00:26:32,237 Look, look, I know you're upset. 545 00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:36,241 But right now I think we need to focus on why we're here, okay? 546 00:26:40,453 --> 00:26:42,622 Yes, let's focus on why we're here. 547 00:26:42,706 --> 00:26:43,707 Right. 548 00:26:44,916 --> 00:26:46,459 So the PI that Esther hired 549 00:26:46,543 --> 00:26:49,045 said that he'd heard Mira had worked here, 550 00:26:49,129 --> 00:26:50,380 but the trail went cold. 551 00:26:50,463 --> 00:26:52,173 So, let's find out why, shall we? 552 00:26:53,591 --> 00:26:54,926 After you. 553 00:26:57,470 --> 00:26:58,388 [sighs] 554 00:27:02,016 --> 00:27:05,812 Hi, there. Excuse me, sir. Have you, um, seen this girl? 555 00:27:05,895 --> 00:27:06,730 No. 556 00:27:09,524 --> 00:27:11,192 [Chloe] Uh, it might have been a while ago. 557 00:27:11,276 --> 00:27:12,235 I can't help you. 558 00:27:12,318 --> 00:27:15,488 Well, she's much angstier-looking now. Uh, bits of pink in her hair. 559 00:27:15,572 --> 00:27:17,866 Wings, apparently. [clears throat] 560 00:27:17,949 --> 00:27:19,909 We're told that she used to work here. 561 00:27:19,993 --> 00:27:20,910 No. 562 00:27:23,163 --> 00:27:24,664 Uh, what about at the diner? 563 00:27:27,584 --> 00:27:28,418 No. 564 00:27:29,878 --> 00:27:33,423 Well, could she have maybe have worked out there, at the avocado stand? 565 00:27:33,506 --> 00:27:35,592 No, I ran those dirty hippies out over a year ago. 566 00:27:35,675 --> 00:27:37,844 Ain't seen 'em since. Good riddance. 567 00:27:38,887 --> 00:27:40,764 If you've run out of questions, I'm busy. 568 00:27:40,847 --> 00:27:42,682 Well, actually, Billy-Bob, I-- 569 00:27:42,766 --> 00:27:45,643 No. You know, we will take one of these. 570 00:27:45,727 --> 00:27:47,729 And thanks so much for your time. 571 00:27:57,363 --> 00:28:00,200 -I was just about to mojo him. -I didn't wanna tip him off. 572 00:28:00,283 --> 00:28:01,451 What are we tipping? 573 00:28:01,951 --> 00:28:05,121 He said that he hadn't seen anyone from the avocado farm in a year. 574 00:28:05,205 --> 00:28:08,333 If that's the case, then why is he selling this? 575 00:28:09,626 --> 00:28:11,336 [Lucifer] Holy guacamole. 576 00:28:11,419 --> 00:28:13,338 He was lying to us. It's theirs. 577 00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:17,717 Hide one truth, you're probably hiding something else. 578 00:28:17,801 --> 00:28:20,845 Well, I wonder what that something else is. 579 00:28:20,929 --> 00:28:23,681 Looks like we have some hippies to find. 580 00:28:23,765 --> 00:28:24,641 [Lucifer exhales] 581 00:28:32,357 --> 00:28:35,235 [women chattering] 582 00:28:35,318 --> 00:28:37,695 Very Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, isn't it? 583 00:28:37,779 --> 00:28:39,864 -[Chloe] Hmm. -Hello, there! 584 00:28:39,948 --> 00:28:41,658 [woman] Oh, go, go, go! 585 00:28:41,741 --> 00:28:45,787 We're just looking for a young lady, about 21, 22 years old. 586 00:28:46,412 --> 00:28:47,997 Goes by the name of Mira. 587 00:28:48,498 --> 00:28:52,252 We, um, have a photo of her here, if you wanna come take a look. 588 00:28:53,086 --> 00:28:56,214 No one's in trouble. Promise. We're just worried about her. 589 00:28:59,425 --> 00:29:01,219 [woman] Did you say Mira? 590 00:29:14,107 --> 00:29:15,316 [gun cocks] 591 00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:18,987 All right, I'm gonna grant you two seconds to get off my property! 592 00:29:19,070 --> 00:29:20,738 I'd point that somewhere else if I were you. 593 00:29:20,822 --> 00:29:23,491 -You don't know who you're dealing with. -What, you cops or something? 594 00:29:24,075 --> 00:29:25,243 [splutters] 595 00:29:25,326 --> 00:29:28,246 Well, actually, I'm about to be Supreme Being, 596 00:29:28,329 --> 00:29:30,248 and she's about to be First Lady to all things. 597 00:29:30,331 --> 00:29:32,834 If you ain't cops, get the hell off my land or I call the cops. 598 00:29:32,917 --> 00:29:33,918 I'll call social services. 599 00:29:34,002 --> 00:29:36,170 I'm sure they'd love to see what's going on around here. 600 00:29:36,838 --> 00:29:38,172 Everyone's here by choice. 601 00:29:38,256 --> 00:29:40,300 [Lucifer] Is that so? Let's ask them, shall we? 602 00:29:40,383 --> 00:29:41,509 Tell me, young lady… 603 00:29:43,553 --> 00:29:44,888 what is it you desire? 604 00:29:45,972 --> 00:29:48,391 -I wanna go home! -Shut up! Get back inside! 605 00:29:48,474 --> 00:29:50,685 [woman shouts, pants] 606 00:29:50,768 --> 00:29:54,939 How dare you treat these children this way! 607 00:29:59,777 --> 00:30:02,113 I've shot trespassers before. I'll do it again. 608 00:30:02,780 --> 00:30:04,115 [exhales] 609 00:30:05,033 --> 00:30:06,576 -[grunts] -[Chloe] Lucifer! 610 00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:10,997 Lucifer. [shudders] 611 00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:11,956 Lucifer! 612 00:30:12,707 --> 00:30:14,083 -Lucifer! -[gasps] 613 00:30:14,167 --> 00:30:15,627 [Chloe] Oh, my God, are you okay? 614 00:30:15,710 --> 00:30:18,296 What, yeah? I'm fine, but… [panting] 615 00:30:18,379 --> 00:30:21,174 …this Neanderthal has soiled my Di Stefano. 616 00:30:21,799 --> 00:30:22,759 [exhales] 617 00:30:24,761 --> 00:30:25,845 Oh, dear. 618 00:30:26,638 --> 00:30:29,140 You don't still have Amenadiel's necklace, do you? 619 00:30:30,224 --> 00:30:32,560 Oh! [panting] 620 00:30:33,811 --> 00:30:35,521 -[shouts] -["You Ain't Woman Enough" playing] 621 00:30:35,605 --> 00:30:38,775 [grunting] 622 00:30:40,234 --> 00:30:41,569 [man groans] 623 00:30:41,653 --> 00:30:43,696 [grunting] 624 00:30:44,864 --> 00:30:45,823 [grunts] 625 00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:48,409 Oh! 626 00:30:49,452 --> 00:30:51,663 [shouting] 627 00:30:52,246 --> 00:30:53,247 Whoa! 628 00:30:54,415 --> 00:30:56,459 -[groans] -[shouts] 629 00:30:58,670 --> 00:31:00,171 [groans] 630 00:31:01,130 --> 00:31:06,010 ♪' Cause you ain't woman enough To take my man ♪ 631 00:31:06,094 --> 00:31:08,638 -[exhales] -[grunts] 632 00:31:08,721 --> 00:31:12,058 Now their parents can't protect them, so you'll have to deal with me! 633 00:31:12,141 --> 00:31:13,267 Okay, Lucifer, put him down. 634 00:31:13,351 --> 00:31:15,520 What did you do with Mira? Did you hurt her too? 635 00:31:15,603 --> 00:31:17,522 [shuddering] She's not here. 636 00:31:17,605 --> 00:31:20,191 -Then where is she? Tell me! -[man shuddering] 637 00:31:20,274 --> 00:31:22,193 It's okay. We got him. 638 00:31:28,491 --> 00:31:29,617 Then where is she? 639 00:31:29,701 --> 00:31:31,077 We will find her. 640 00:31:32,036 --> 00:31:33,037 We will. 641 00:31:40,503 --> 00:31:41,421 Thank you. 642 00:31:42,380 --> 00:31:46,342 So, most of the kids are runaways. They were forced to work in the orchards. 643 00:31:46,426 --> 00:31:49,846 They weren't able to leave or call their friends or family. 644 00:31:49,929 --> 00:31:51,514 What's gonna happen to them? 645 00:31:51,597 --> 00:31:56,185 [huffs] Be reconnected with loved ones or find safe homes. 646 00:31:57,770 --> 00:32:00,732 [Lucifer] Right. Well, there's no sign of Mira. 647 00:32:00,815 --> 00:32:02,984 Perhaps she didn't end up here, after all. 648 00:32:03,067 --> 00:32:03,943 [Chloe] Yeah. 649 00:32:12,368 --> 00:32:14,746 Um, this-- this drawing… 650 00:32:16,039 --> 00:32:18,374 [Chloe] It's almost identical to the one in the photo. 651 00:32:18,458 --> 00:32:19,917 Did Mira draw it? 652 00:32:21,377 --> 00:32:22,587 Mira. 653 00:32:22,670 --> 00:32:25,089 The girl that I'm looking for, did she draw this picture? 654 00:32:25,673 --> 00:32:29,343 We don't mean Mira any harm, but she was here, wasn't she? 655 00:32:35,349 --> 00:32:39,187 [exhales] Do you know where she is now? 656 00:32:40,229 --> 00:32:43,691 Um, she met a guy online. 657 00:32:44,776 --> 00:32:46,319 She ran away to be with him. 658 00:32:46,402 --> 00:32:47,445 Oh, wonderful. 659 00:32:47,528 --> 00:32:50,281 She goes from a cult to a relationship with an online stranger. 660 00:32:50,364 --> 00:32:53,326 -I don't know what's worse. -Uh, do you know the guy's name? 661 00:32:54,327 --> 00:32:55,286 Um… 662 00:32:56,496 --> 00:32:58,539 Rob Daniell, I think. 663 00:32:58,623 --> 00:33:01,250 Mira mentioned something about San Francisco. 664 00:33:01,751 --> 00:33:03,377 Okay, great. Thank you. 665 00:33:04,087 --> 00:33:04,921 [Lucifer] Thank you. 666 00:33:05,671 --> 00:33:06,589 Oh, and… 667 00:33:08,341 --> 00:33:10,593 if you need anything, anything at all, 668 00:33:11,260 --> 00:33:12,595 just say a little prayer. 669 00:33:12,678 --> 00:33:15,389 I plan to be a boots-on-the-ground type of God. 670 00:33:16,516 --> 00:33:17,391 [exhales] 671 00:33:21,395 --> 00:33:22,939 Great, thank you. 672 00:33:23,022 --> 00:33:26,484 So, I have an address for a Rob Daniell in San Francisco. 673 00:33:26,567 --> 00:33:27,568 Great. Shall we? 674 00:33:28,152 --> 00:33:29,779 Well, actually, um… 675 00:33:29,862 --> 00:33:33,116 I'll send you the address, but I think maybe you should go on your own. 676 00:33:33,699 --> 00:33:35,451 You're not still mad about Esther, are you? 677 00:33:36,035 --> 00:33:39,664 No, no, I-- I thought you were hiding feelings for Esther, 678 00:33:39,747 --> 00:33:41,290 but I saw you back there. 679 00:33:41,916 --> 00:33:43,918 How you reacted. I-- 680 00:33:44,001 --> 00:33:46,879 I think I know why you were so scared. [splutters] 681 00:33:46,963 --> 00:33:49,841 You think that Mira might actually be your daughter, don't you? 682 00:33:52,927 --> 00:33:53,803 Chloe… 683 00:33:54,804 --> 00:33:57,390 I mean, what if she actually is? 684 00:33:57,473 --> 00:33:59,517 That means I let all of this happen to her. 685 00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:01,727 This is not your fault, Lucifer. You didn't know. 686 00:34:01,811 --> 00:34:02,937 Well, does that even matter? 687 00:34:03,020 --> 00:34:05,773 What matters is what you do going forward, 688 00:34:05,857 --> 00:34:07,108 or what we do. 689 00:34:07,859 --> 00:34:08,901 "We"? 690 00:34:08,985 --> 00:34:10,361 If you go to San Francisco 691 00:34:10,444 --> 00:34:13,281 and Mira is the girl who showed up at your penthouse… 692 00:34:13,364 --> 00:34:15,283 if she really is your daughter, 693 00:34:16,701 --> 00:34:19,412 we will figure this out together, okay? 694 00:34:19,495 --> 00:34:20,580 As partners. 695 00:34:21,497 --> 00:34:23,583 [both sigh] 696 00:34:24,250 --> 00:34:26,794 I may not be certain of a lot right now, 697 00:34:26,878 --> 00:34:28,588 but one thing is for sure. 698 00:34:29,130 --> 00:34:32,758 I have never loved anyone the way I love you, Chloe Decker. 699 00:34:41,767 --> 00:34:42,894 Go find her. 700 00:35:16,135 --> 00:35:17,678 Oh, bloody hell. 701 00:35:21,057 --> 00:35:22,141 Pervert. 702 00:35:22,225 --> 00:35:24,352 What are you, 72? 703 00:35:24,435 --> 00:35:27,980 I don't know what's going on, but for the record, I'm 43. 704 00:35:29,106 --> 00:35:30,942 -Where is she? -Hey, get out of my house! 705 00:35:31,025 --> 00:35:32,109 Mira! 706 00:35:32,902 --> 00:35:34,695 -Mira! -[woman] Dad? 707 00:35:42,453 --> 00:35:44,747 You're not the girl from my penthouse. 708 00:35:52,672 --> 00:35:55,925 [sighs] Who are you? 709 00:35:56,509 --> 00:35:57,593 Not Mira's father. 710 00:35:57,677 --> 00:35:59,804 I am, and I'm gonna call the cops if you don't leave. 711 00:36:01,597 --> 00:36:03,266 You're Mira's father? 712 00:36:03,349 --> 00:36:05,685 Uh, I thought you were some basement-dweller, 713 00:36:05,768 --> 00:36:08,396 catfishing young ladies on the Internet. [chuckles] 714 00:36:08,479 --> 00:36:10,314 [groans] Right. 715 00:36:11,357 --> 00:36:14,694 [exhales] I-- I owe you an apology. Both of you. 716 00:36:14,777 --> 00:36:18,197 This has, uh, been an embarrassing mistake. 717 00:36:20,074 --> 00:36:21,784 Uh, Mira? 718 00:36:21,867 --> 00:36:23,995 Call your mother. She's worried about you. 719 00:36:25,913 --> 00:36:27,164 She is? 720 00:36:27,248 --> 00:36:28,291 Hmm. 721 00:36:30,042 --> 00:36:32,336 I thought about contacting her a million times, 722 00:36:32,420 --> 00:36:34,422 but I was so angry when I ran away. 723 00:36:34,505 --> 00:36:36,590 I said such awful things, I just… 724 00:36:37,925 --> 00:36:39,927 I didn't think she wanted to see me. 725 00:36:40,511 --> 00:36:42,305 She never stopped looking for you. 726 00:36:44,515 --> 00:36:47,601 I'll call her today. [chuckles] 727 00:36:47,685 --> 00:36:49,020 Right. [clears throat] 728 00:36:49,103 --> 00:36:52,189 Wait. How do you know my mother? 729 00:36:53,274 --> 00:36:57,737 Uh, there's a chance I thought I might owe her 18 years of child support 730 00:36:57,820 --> 00:37:00,448 due to 15 shallow minutes at a Super Bowl orgy. 731 00:37:01,824 --> 00:37:04,201 -You must be Lucifer Morningstar. -[Lucifer] Hmm. 732 00:37:04,285 --> 00:37:06,996 I spent years looking into the men who could have been my father, 733 00:37:07,079 --> 00:37:09,123 and you're the only one I couldn't find. 734 00:37:09,206 --> 00:37:10,583 Well, that's because I was in Hell. 735 00:37:10,666 --> 00:37:13,377 Not exactly on Google Maps, is it? [chuckles] 736 00:37:13,961 --> 00:37:16,630 But I'm glad that you found your real father. 737 00:37:17,465 --> 00:37:20,343 The best day of my life when she showed up on my doorstep. 738 00:37:20,968 --> 00:37:24,347 Well, not at first, to be honest. I thought I was being scammed. 739 00:37:25,431 --> 00:37:28,517 Well, what changed your mind? How did you realize that she was yours? 740 00:37:30,895 --> 00:37:34,607 I think it was the first moment I looked into her eyes. [exhales] 741 00:37:34,690 --> 00:37:37,860 -Just felt it in my gut. -[chuckles] 742 00:37:37,943 --> 00:37:41,989 ["Don't Let Me Go" by Cigarettes After Sex playing] 743 00:37:55,711 --> 00:37:58,464 ♪ When I was young ♪ 744 00:37:59,673 --> 00:38:03,719 ♪ I thought the world of you… ♪ 745 00:38:03,803 --> 00:38:05,805 [crying] 746 00:38:08,182 --> 00:38:10,101 [Chloe shushing] 747 00:38:16,148 --> 00:38:18,275 I miss my daddy. 748 00:38:19,193 --> 00:38:20,611 [Chloe] I know you do. 749 00:38:20,694 --> 00:38:23,114 [crying continues] 750 00:38:23,197 --> 00:38:26,617 ♪ Don't let me go ♪ 751 00:38:26,700 --> 00:38:30,913 ♪ Stay by my side ♪ 752 00:38:34,291 --> 00:38:37,086 ♪ Don't let me go ♪ 753 00:38:37,837 --> 00:38:41,924 ♪ Stay with me still… ♪ 754 00:38:42,007 --> 00:38:43,050 [Dan] Take me back. 755 00:38:47,388 --> 00:38:48,597 Take you back where? 756 00:38:49,723 --> 00:38:50,850 To Hell. 757 00:38:52,643 --> 00:38:55,020 I know why you didn't bring me up here, Lucifer. 758 00:38:56,147 --> 00:38:59,108 Seeing Chloe, seeing Trixie and not being able to hug them, it's… 759 00:38:59,191 --> 00:39:00,568 it's worse than Hell. 760 00:39:01,318 --> 00:39:04,780 [sighs] Just please, please take me back. 761 00:39:05,948 --> 00:39:06,824 Daniel… 762 00:39:08,284 --> 00:39:09,869 I'm so sorry, but… 763 00:39:10,911 --> 00:39:14,582 once you reached the mortal plane, you became intangible. I-- 764 00:39:15,624 --> 00:39:18,043 I can't carry you back, even if I wanted to. 765 00:39:18,127 --> 00:39:19,670 And I do, believe me. 766 00:39:19,753 --> 00:39:21,714 So what, I'm just stuck here? 767 00:39:22,381 --> 00:39:23,257 [huffs] 768 00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:25,718 [scoffs] 769 00:39:26,927 --> 00:39:29,305 I could kill the stupid angel who brought me up here. 770 00:39:29,388 --> 00:39:30,764 Don't blame her. 771 00:39:31,599 --> 00:39:34,059 -She was just looking for me. -Yeah, to kill you. 772 00:39:34,143 --> 00:39:36,645 No, I'm not sure she knows the whole story. 773 00:39:37,730 --> 00:39:42,193 And neither do I, for that matter, because if I'd known she existed, 774 00:39:42,276 --> 00:39:43,903 there's no way I… 775 00:39:46,655 --> 00:39:50,034 Well, let's just say I know better than anyone 776 00:39:50,117 --> 00:39:52,536 what it's like to grow up with an absent father. 777 00:39:55,122 --> 00:39:56,582 Wait, are you saying… 778 00:39:58,751 --> 00:40:01,253 Lucifer, are you saying what I think you're saying? 779 00:40:05,716 --> 00:40:07,635 When I stared into her eyes… 780 00:40:09,303 --> 00:40:10,346 it was… 781 00:40:12,181 --> 00:40:13,307 it was so familiar. 782 00:40:14,975 --> 00:40:16,852 Like I knew her. 783 00:40:16,936 --> 00:40:17,811 Like I… 784 00:40:19,188 --> 00:40:20,606 Like I knew her. 785 00:40:23,317 --> 00:40:25,986 I don't know how it's possible, Daniel, but… 786 00:40:27,571 --> 00:40:28,822 she's my daughter. 787 00:40:29,990 --> 00:40:32,826 [exhales] W-Wow, this is… 788 00:40:33,786 --> 00:40:34,828 That's great, man. 789 00:40:35,704 --> 00:40:36,539 [Lucifer exhales] 790 00:40:36,622 --> 00:40:39,833 Congratulations. I-- I-- I mean, having a daughter, it's… 791 00:40:39,917 --> 00:40:41,669 [sighs] it's the best. 792 00:40:41,752 --> 00:40:45,422 I think I may well have screwed my chance of making things up with her by… 793 00:40:45,506 --> 00:40:48,884 [inhales] …acting like an utter dick. 794 00:40:48,968 --> 00:40:50,886 Yeah, but you gotta try, man. 795 00:40:52,471 --> 00:40:56,183 I mean, if there's one thing that-- that I've learned coming back is that… 796 00:40:56,976 --> 00:40:59,270 you gotta take advantage of the time you have with your kids 797 00:40:59,353 --> 00:41:00,396 before it all goes away. 798 00:41:03,399 --> 00:41:06,694 And you're lucky because-- because she's still out there. 799 00:41:07,778 --> 00:41:08,779 Somewhere. 800 00:41:14,118 --> 00:41:15,202 Go get her. 801 00:41:17,997 --> 00:41:19,081 I will. 802 00:41:19,915 --> 00:41:22,042 [chuckles] I will. 803 00:41:24,545 --> 00:41:28,132 Only problem is she could have flown anywhere by now. 804 00:41:28,215 --> 00:41:29,258 [huffs] 805 00:41:30,384 --> 00:41:31,552 [sighs] 806 00:41:32,553 --> 00:41:33,762 [Chloe] Night, sweetie. 807 00:41:37,558 --> 00:41:39,560 [wind whistling] 808 00:41:42,730 --> 00:41:45,399 [thunder rumbling in the distance] 809 00:41:59,413 --> 00:42:00,414 Lucifer? 810 00:42:10,215 --> 00:42:11,091 Dan? 811 00:42:14,928 --> 00:42:15,929 [sighs] 812 00:42:16,513 --> 00:42:18,557 [shudders, exhales] 813 00:42:20,225 --> 00:42:21,185 [gasps] 814 00:42:21,268 --> 00:42:24,146 [panting] Who are you? 815 00:42:28,108 --> 00:42:28,984 [sighs] 816 00:42:31,779 --> 00:42:32,905 Hi, Mom. 817 00:42:33,906 --> 00:42:35,032 [sniffles] 818 00:42:37,242 --> 00:42:38,077 "Mom"?