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[Lucifer gasping] Who are you?
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I'm your daughter!
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[panting] That's impossible.
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And yet here I am.
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[Lucifer] I never met you before.
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Well, I guess that's what happens
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when you abandon your child
before she's even born.
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-Did not.
-Did too.
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-Did not.
-Did too!
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[splutters, laughs] Okay.
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Look, you can't be my daughter
because angels can't procreate.
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Amenadiel did.
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Not helping, Daniel.
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Lucifer, look me in the eyes and tell me.
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-[sighs]
-Tell me I'm not your daughter!
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Will this little paternity test get you
to holster these wings of death?
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[grunts]
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[exhales]
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Thank you.
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[gasps, pants]
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Now…
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[panting]
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…can I get you a drink or a Xanax, maybe?
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Oh! Fine, fine. [exhales]
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[sighs] I don't believe this.
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[chuckles]
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Well, I'm sorry, but you can't be.
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-Well, I am!
-Boo!
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Look, I'm sorry that
your father abandoned you. Truly.
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I know how painful that is,
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but I promise you,
you are not my daughter.
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[grunts]
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You know what?
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I'm actually glad you abandoned me.
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[inhales] Wouldn't want you
to be my dad anyway.
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[wings flapping]
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Who was that?
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And how's it possible
there's an angel I've never met?
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I don't know, but you're welcome.
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"You're welcome"?
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Yeah.
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So…
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beam me up!
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Oh, Daniel.
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You know that I want to help you,
but we've been through this before.
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-That's not how it works!
-Yeah, I know.
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I know it's all about my own guilt,
but I figured it out, man.
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You see, I was feeling guilty
for betraying you to Michael,
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but I just saved your life,
so even-steven. Huh?
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Up we go!
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Come on.
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Why am I still here?
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Well, you must feel guilty
about something else.
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[exhales]
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Or maybe you actually have
no idea how any of this works.
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As former ruler of Hell,
and soon-to-be ruler of the full monty,
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I believe I'm the only one
who knows how any of this works.
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Really? Well, you had no idea that
you were able to bring me up to Earth,
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and yet here I am, in the flesh.
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Kind of.
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Of course I knew that.
I just didn't think it was for the best.
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So you did know?
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And yet you still left me
in ping-pong purgatory
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to return Belios' pathetic backhand
for thousands of years?
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Exactly.
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Wow.
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[inhales] You know what, man?
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You have no idea what's right for me.
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You stay away from me.
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Daniel.
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[sighs]
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-[rock music playing]
-♪ I can't get you out of my head ♪
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♪ Can't get you out of my head ♪
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♪ I gotta bury the dead ♪
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-Chloe.
-Hi.
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So, since we went to Hell,
I've been thinking a lot about Heaven.
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[chuckles] Like, all night.
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And since you're finally
ready to become God
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and I will be your partner up there,
I have a few questions.
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Do you have a second?
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-I was on my way to see Amenadiel.
-Okay, so number one.
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Time goes much faster in Hell
than it does on Earth,
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so is it the same in Heaven?
I mean, say I'm up there for a year.
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How long am I gone on Earth,
for, like, a minute?
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And then number two, if that is the case,
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would Trixie even notice
if I'm gone for the day?
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Because I've just been so nervous
to talk to her about this, you know,
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the Heaven of all of it.
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-And then speaking of teleportation.
-We were speaking of teleportation?
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Are you even gonna have time
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to fly me up and down every time,
or are you gonna,
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what, blink your eyes
and beam me up whenever you want to?
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Why does everyone think
"beaming up" is a thing?
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Look, everything is going to be fine.
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Like I keep saying,
when I'm God, I will figure things out.
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Okay.
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Okay, I'm sorry.
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I just, y-you know…
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I have no idea what to expect.
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As you know,
when I get nervous, I investigate.
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I know you do, Detective. [chuckles]
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But there's nothing to be scared about,
I promise. I'll be right there beside you.
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Okay.
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[chuckles]
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[exhales] I can't believe
this is finally happening.
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[chuckles, groans]
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What's wrong?
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Well, I just need to take care
of a little misunderstanding first.
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What happened?
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-Is it Dan? Did you find him?
-No, Daniel is…
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He's fine. Um…
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No, this is something else,
which will be cleared up in no time,
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and then we will be off to Heaven.
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And we will figure things out together.
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Okay?
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Okay.
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[chuckles]
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Brother!
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Why haven't you answered my calls?
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There has been
a catastrophic miscarriage of justice.
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Is this another excuse
to put off being God?
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No, no, this is about some rando angel
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flying around,
accusing me of being her father.
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An angel that we don't know about.
Describe her.
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Well, I don't know.
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Early 20s. Resting mean face.
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Loves blaming others.
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Combative, rebellious
and says that I abandoned her.
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Hmm. Sounds like someone I know.
Maybe she is your daughter, Lucy.
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Ha-ha! Do I need to remind you
that angels cannot produce offspring?
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And need I remind you of your nephew?
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[groans] Well, that's different.
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You subconsciously
wanted to get closer to humanity,
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so you lost your powers
and made a baby. A human baby.
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This girl's an angel,
and I may do a lot of sinful things,
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but incest is not on the list.
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Well, you have certainly
slept with plenty of humans, so…
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Wait a minute.
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If you made an angel child
with one of them, then…
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then perhaps there's still a chance
Charlie could grow up to be an angel.
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Maybe his wings will pop out at puberty!
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Oh, yes, the three signs of puberty.
Acne, pubes and wings.
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Can we focus on my problem, please?
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Yes, yes, yes, okay.
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Well, Charlie appears to be growing
at a normal human rate.
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So I think we can assume that
your half-human baby would do the same.
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So, the only way
that you could be this girl's father is
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if you were on Earth around 20 years ago
when she was conceived.
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And had sex with a woman.
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I just assumed that every time you were
on Earth you had sex with a woman.
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Not always a woman, brother.
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True, true.
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-Well, were you on Earth in the late '90s?
-Of course not.
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Who wants to visit the '90s?
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Frosted tips? Dial-up? Creed?
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Oh, hang on.
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Hang on, I did pop up
to celebrate the end of the '90s.
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Falcons/Broncos Super Bowl, '99, Miami.
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Epic party.
Lots of bodies, very few clothes.
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It's starting to sound like
congratulations are in order.
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Keep the champagne corked, brother.
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She is not my daughter.
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♪ I'm feeling that
Rum-dig-a-dum da-dum dum da-di-da ♪
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♪ Love how you vibe on it ♪
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♪ Rum-dig-a-dum da-dum dum da-di-da
Like a song on repeat ♪
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Hey, Daddy.
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No, that's where
you're mistaken, buddy boy.
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I am here to prove that I…
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am nobody's daddy.
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[rock music playing]
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{\an8}♪ My head is in the clouds
That's where I stay at ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm never coming down
It's just my place, yeah! ♪
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{\an8}♪ No, you can't touch me now
From outer space, yeah! ♪
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♪ I'm never slowing down{\an8}… ♪
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{\an8}Wait, so nobody can see me?
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{\an8}Hey!
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{\an8}What's up, everybody?
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{\an8}So no one can hear me?
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{\an8}Can you hear me? Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
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{\an8}This really sucks. [panting]
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{\an8}[sighs]
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{\an8}Ella. Yes!
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{\an8}If any human can see me, you can.
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{\an8}You're the most spiritual person I know.
Yes!
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{\an8}Ella! It's me.
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{\an8}It's Dan.
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{\an8}Can you hear me?
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{\an8}Ella!
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{\an8}[shouts] Can you hear me?
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{\an8}Ella!
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{\an8}Dan, is that you?
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{\an8}Wait, can you smell me? [gasps, sniffs]
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00:10:06,377 --> 00:10:09,171
{\an8}[exhales] You recognize my Axe body wash?
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00:10:09,255 --> 00:10:13,008
{\an8}Is that what it is? This is great!
This is great! I'm right here, look!
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{\an8}-Smell that, come on!
-Oh, man.
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{\an8}Not only does this report say
that you are just a regular old bullfrog
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{\an8}with zero traces of the supernatural,
198
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{\an8}you are also stinking up my lab,
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{\an8}Dan.
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{\an8}-[frog croaking]
-[sighs]
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{\an8}Thanks for the false hope, buddy.
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{\an8}And just so you know,
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{\an8}she only named you "Dan"
because she misses me.
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[croaking]
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{\an8}Can you see me?
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00:10:45,916 --> 00:10:47,001
{\an8}Hey.
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00:10:48,461 --> 00:10:51,505
{\an8}-[chuckles]
-I feel it too, little guy.
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00:10:52,965 --> 00:10:56,051
{\an8}My sixth sense? Off the charts.
209
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{\an8}It's like an M. Night Shyamalan movie
up in here.
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{\an8}I don't know what's going on,
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{\an8}but I'm gonna figure it out.
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00:11:05,227 --> 00:11:06,479
{\an8}[gasps] It's me.
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00:11:06,562 --> 00:11:09,398
{\an8}[chuckles] Ella, it's me!
That's what you're sensing.
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00:11:09,482 --> 00:11:12,568
{\an8}I'm right here! Ella, come on! Please!
215
00:11:12,651 --> 00:11:18,157
{\an8}But first, you, my slimy friend,
are in serious need of a spa day.
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00:11:18,783 --> 00:11:20,034
{\an8}Whoo!
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{\an8}Ella.
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{\an8}-[knock on door]
-[Chloe] Linda!
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{\an8}Yes, hello.
220
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{\an8}Linda.
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00:11:35,758 --> 00:11:37,051
{\an8}[Chloe and Linda] Hi!
222
00:11:39,303 --> 00:11:41,263
{\an8}Hey, has Lucifer stopped by?
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00:11:41,347 --> 00:11:43,098
{\an8}Um, I haven't seen him.
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{\an8}Is everything okay?
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{\an8}[Chloe] Oh, um, yeah.
226
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{\an8}Yeah, I'm sure it's fine.
227
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{\an8}He just had to run a little errand
before we start our new job in Heaven.
228
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{\an8}You're worried he's putting it off again?
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{\an8}No, but it's a little weird
he hasn't returned my texts or calls.
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{\an8}I mean, I'm nervous about the God thing,
so maybe he is too.
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{\an8}He's probably just off somewhere
trying to deal with that.
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{\an8}It's just, he hasn't done this since--
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{\an8}February 2, 2017.
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{\an8}Mm-hmm.
235
00:12:13,128 --> 00:12:16,549
{\an8}When he disappeared to Vegas
and married Candy Morningstar.
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{\an8}Mm-hmm.
237
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{\an8}But what are the chances he'd run off
to Vegas and marry a stripper twice?
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{\an8}[chuckles]
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{\an8}Okay, but maybe-- maybe
what you're really worried about
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{\an8}is maintaining your hard-fought level
of communication and trust.
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{\an8}Yeah, I mean, our relationship,
our partnership has come so far.
242
00:12:36,861 --> 00:12:40,406
I just-- I just don't know why
he wouldn't just tell me what he's up to.
243
00:12:40,489 --> 00:12:43,450
Well, you're both
past the point of guessing games.
244
00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:45,578
Why don't you ask him?
245
00:12:47,621 --> 00:12:49,915
Right. Yes, I can-- I'll just find…
246
00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:53,127
Find out where he is,
and, yeah, I'll just ask him.
247
00:12:53,210 --> 00:12:54,211
There's, um…
248
00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:57,214
[chuckles] …this app I have that
sort of just tells me where he is.
249
00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:58,674
[chimes]
250
00:12:58,757 --> 00:12:59,675
He's where?
251
00:13:03,053 --> 00:13:05,055
[Mazikeen]
So I just sent you the info you wanted,
252
00:13:05,139 --> 00:13:07,057
but you gotta tell me what this is about.
253
00:13:07,141 --> 00:13:08,559
Call it a finder's fee.
254
00:13:08,642 --> 00:13:11,145
A young lady playing
"Pin the tail on the daddy"
255
00:13:11,228 --> 00:13:12,688
picked me as the ass.
256
00:13:12,771 --> 00:13:14,398
Well, good thing you're shooting blanks,
257
00:13:14,481 --> 00:13:17,067
or you'd have what,
10,000 Lucifer juniors running around?
258
00:13:17,151 --> 00:13:19,403
Ten-thousand seems a tad superfluous.
259
00:13:19,486 --> 00:13:21,614
Well, you did come down here
for one night in the '90s
260
00:13:21,697 --> 00:13:24,199
and managed to orgy it up with 36 people.
261
00:13:24,283 --> 00:13:25,743
It was Y2K!
262
00:13:25,826 --> 00:13:28,579
People were getting jiggy with it
left, right and center.
263
00:13:28,662 --> 00:13:30,748
[scoffs] Anyway,
did you manage to locate the women
264
00:13:30,831 --> 00:13:32,875
who gave birth to daughters
nine months later?
265
00:13:32,958 --> 00:13:35,753
Yeah, addresses for the four women
are in your inbox.
266
00:13:35,836 --> 00:13:37,963
Numero uno is the only one still in Miami.
267
00:13:38,047 --> 00:13:41,300
A dance teacher.
Ana Christina Perez Del Rio.
268
00:13:41,383 --> 00:13:44,762
Excellent. All I have to do is verify that
none of those women's daughters
269
00:13:44,845 --> 00:13:47,973
are the girl that showed up
at the penthouse, then it'll be clear.
270
00:13:48,057 --> 00:13:49,516
There's no way that kid is mine.
271
00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:51,685
Can't wait to watch the rerun
on Jerry Springer.
272
00:13:51,769 --> 00:13:52,603
Very funny.
273
00:13:52,686 --> 00:13:55,481
-[dance music playing]
-[woman] Great job!
274
00:13:55,564 --> 00:13:57,358
Work it, work it!
275
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:02,196
More hips. Move those hips, come on!
276
00:14:02,279 --> 00:14:03,697
Nice job.
277
00:14:03,781 --> 00:14:05,282
[chuckles] Yes!
278
00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:06,700
Lucifer?
279
00:14:06,784 --> 00:14:10,371
I never thought I'd see you again.
You haven't changed a bit.
280
00:14:10,454 --> 00:14:14,083
Well, last time I saw you,
you were a Denver Broncos cheerleader.
281
00:14:14,166 --> 00:14:16,585
-Well…
-[laughing] Oh.
282
00:14:17,294 --> 00:14:18,128
Yes.
283
00:14:18,212 --> 00:14:19,505
We need to talk.
284
00:14:20,214 --> 00:14:23,175
-I do love a bit of salsa, on my chips.
-[laughing]
285
00:14:23,258 --> 00:14:25,469
I have missed your jokes. Mmm!
286
00:14:25,552 --> 00:14:28,263
-And a lot of other things too.
-I'm sure you have.
287
00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:32,101
People change. Except you, apparently.
288
00:14:32,184 --> 00:14:36,397
Ugh. Well, I certainly hope I'm the same
childless man I was back in '99.
289
00:14:37,022 --> 00:14:40,150
Don't lie. Is it good genes or Botox?
290
00:14:40,234 --> 00:14:41,193
Immortality.
291
00:14:41,276 --> 00:14:42,820
You should check out our next class.
292
00:14:42,903 --> 00:14:45,823
-I'm here on business and not pleasure.
-Oh.
293
00:14:45,906 --> 00:14:48,158
Is this your daughter?
294
00:14:48,242 --> 00:14:49,410
Kind of hard to tell.
295
00:14:49,493 --> 00:14:52,121
How about now?
296
00:14:52,204 --> 00:14:53,163
What are you playing at?
297
00:14:53,247 --> 00:14:56,875
Well, I'm trying to prove
that your daughter isn't also my daughter,
298
00:14:56,959 --> 00:15:00,421
so if you wouldn't mind showing me
a photograph or a picture…
299
00:15:00,504 --> 00:15:04,299
No need to worry, Lucifer, I always
triple-checked my IUD before an orgy.
300
00:15:04,383 --> 00:15:07,720
Lovely, I'm sure you did.
Irrespective of that, uh, a picture?
301
00:15:07,803 --> 00:15:10,848
Uh, or a tattoo. [scoffs]
302
00:15:10,931 --> 00:15:13,017
Thank me. I'm not the dad.
303
00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:16,687
One down, three to disprove.
I'm not the father. [chuckles]
304
00:15:16,770 --> 00:15:18,605
[sighs] Well,
she looks refreshingly unfamiliar.
305
00:15:18,689 --> 00:15:20,315
Thank me, I'm not the dad!
306
00:15:20,399 --> 00:15:22,943
[woman laughs] I mean, yeah, you?
A father?
307
00:15:23,027 --> 00:15:24,319
That'd be disastrous.
308
00:15:24,403 --> 00:15:25,529
I beg your pardon.
309
00:15:25,612 --> 00:15:27,114
You're not the sticking-around type.
310
00:15:27,197 --> 00:15:28,198
No offense.
311
00:15:29,908 --> 00:15:31,076
Offense taken.
312
00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:33,078
I'd be a great father,
thank you very much.
313
00:15:33,162 --> 00:15:35,414
In fact, I'm about to be World's Best Dad
314
00:15:35,497 --> 00:15:37,541
to seven billion people. So…
315
00:15:38,125 --> 00:15:42,838
Hmm, well, if you wanna be a dad so bad,
316
00:15:42,921 --> 00:15:44,423
maybe there's still time.
317
00:15:44,506 --> 00:15:46,842
My divorce just finalized,
318
00:15:46,925 --> 00:15:49,928
and I'm ready to party like it's 1999.
319
00:15:50,012 --> 00:15:52,931
I-- I'm sorry,
but I'm not that same male slut
320
00:15:53,015 --> 00:15:56,060
that you had sex with
many, many times that night.
321
00:15:56,143 --> 00:15:57,561
I do stick around these days.
322
00:15:57,644 --> 00:16:01,273
Eliza, what are you doing?
I told you, I've evolved! [chuckles]
323
00:16:01,982 --> 00:16:02,900
Lucifer!
324
00:16:04,568 --> 00:16:06,153
You haven't changed at all.
325
00:16:06,236 --> 00:16:07,362
[splutters]
326
00:16:09,448 --> 00:16:10,282
Chloe!
327
00:16:10,365 --> 00:16:13,744
I can't believe you were halfway across
the country, and you didn't even tell me.
328
00:16:13,827 --> 00:16:16,455
-I thought you were better than this.
-Better than what?
329
00:16:16,538 --> 00:16:18,624
Than running off again.
What'd you marry her too?
330
00:16:18,707 --> 00:16:21,460
I'm just here to prove she's
not the mother of my illegitimate child.
331
00:16:21,543 --> 00:16:23,921
Child? What child?
332
00:16:24,671 --> 00:16:28,050
[sighs] Look,
a young lady broke into my penthouse,
333
00:16:28,133 --> 00:16:31,595
acting like the devil's spawn
and claiming to be one, to boot.
334
00:16:32,429 --> 00:16:34,306
-But angels can't--
-Exactly.
335
00:16:34,389 --> 00:16:35,766
-Except Amenadiel because--
-Right.
336
00:16:35,849 --> 00:16:39,019
-So the woman who came to see you…
-Is deeply confused, precisely.
337
00:16:39,103 --> 00:16:40,270
Hmm?
338
00:16:40,354 --> 00:16:43,565
-So, we're all good now, right?
-No.
339
00:16:43,649 --> 00:16:45,150
No, we're not all good.
340
00:16:45,234 --> 00:16:47,402
All this talk about being partners.
341
00:16:47,486 --> 00:16:50,280
-Why would you keep this from me?
-I didn't see the need to upset you.
342
00:16:50,364 --> 00:16:51,740
-I'm not upset.
-[glass cracks]
343
00:16:53,909 --> 00:16:56,453
Well, your super strength
is suggesting otherwise.
344
00:16:59,039 --> 00:17:02,793
Look, I am sorry. I should have told you.
345
00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:08,757
Just promise me, no more secrets, okay?
346
00:17:08,841 --> 00:17:11,385
Absolutely. I promise.
347
00:17:11,468 --> 00:17:14,805
[inhales] Good news is, there's
only one woman left on the list, so…
348
00:17:15,597 --> 00:17:16,557
What list?
349
00:17:17,307 --> 00:17:18,308
Uh…
350
00:17:22,187 --> 00:17:24,690
-Lucifer, are you still here?
-[Mazikeen] Oh, no.
351
00:17:24,773 --> 00:17:28,777
This is giving me, like,
generic demon bounty-hunter vibes.
352
00:17:28,861 --> 00:17:30,237
I wanna feel special.
353
00:17:31,405 --> 00:17:34,783
[sighs] Oh, Maze! Thank God.
354
00:17:35,367 --> 00:17:39,037
I have been looking
for someone to talk to all day.
355
00:17:39,621 --> 00:17:42,875
I mean, I went to visit Ella.
Of course, she couldn't see me.
356
00:17:42,958 --> 00:17:45,169
But I mean, you can see me, right, Maze?
357
00:17:45,252 --> 00:17:46,128
Maze?
358
00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:47,838
Maze.
359
00:17:49,006 --> 00:17:50,090
I don't get it.
360
00:17:50,799 --> 00:17:51,842
I don't get it.
361
00:17:51,925 --> 00:17:54,261
Dan the stupid frog can see me,
but you can't.
362
00:17:54,344 --> 00:17:57,973
Can somebody please,
please just tell me the rules?
363
00:17:58,056 --> 00:18:01,435
Mnh-mnh.
No, way less peg on the ankle, Milan.
364
00:18:01,518 --> 00:18:02,936
I don't wanna look like Dan.
365
00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:05,314
[chuckles]
Oh, yes, that would be a tragedy.
366
00:18:05,397 --> 00:18:06,523
Poor guy.
367
00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:08,442
His pants were always so tight.
368
00:18:08,525 --> 00:18:10,986
That's all you have to say, huh?
369
00:18:12,112 --> 00:18:15,407
The first time anyone
said anything about me since I got back,
370
00:18:15,490 --> 00:18:17,868
except to name a stupid frog after me,
371
00:18:17,951 --> 00:18:20,120
is to take a dump on my fashion sense?
372
00:18:20,204 --> 00:18:24,249
Well, you know what?
I am glad you can't see me!
373
00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:25,709
And another thing!
374
00:18:25,792 --> 00:18:31,131
Everybody knows that LA
is way too hot for leather!
375
00:18:34,176 --> 00:18:36,678
-Lazman hazeh. Mazel tov.
-[baby crying]
376
00:18:36,762 --> 00:18:39,014
-[all] Mazel tov!
-[man laughs]
377
00:18:39,097 --> 00:18:42,476
I haven't been to a bris
since little baby Sigmund's.
378
00:18:42,559 --> 00:18:45,229
-Really?
-Yes, the mohel made a Freudian snip.
379
00:18:45,312 --> 00:18:46,772
-[chuckling]
-[baby crying]
380
00:18:46,855 --> 00:18:49,858
So Maze said the last person
on the list works here?
381
00:18:49,942 --> 00:18:52,361
Hmm. Esther Barnum. [sighs]
382
00:18:53,278 --> 00:18:54,238
And there she is.
383
00:18:55,906 --> 00:19:00,327
Well, a rabbi. I can see why you two
would have a special connection.
384
00:19:01,203 --> 00:19:02,079
Hmm?
385
00:19:03,288 --> 00:19:05,874
[chuckles] No, our special connection
386
00:19:05,958 --> 00:19:08,126
lasted about 15 very shallow minutes.
387
00:19:08,210 --> 00:19:09,920
I doubt I even made an impression.
388
00:19:10,003 --> 00:19:10,921
Lucifer!
389
00:19:13,257 --> 00:19:17,552
-Oh.
-[both laughing]
390
00:19:18,553 --> 00:19:23,225
I have waited 22 years
to tell you how much you changed my life.
391
00:19:23,809 --> 00:19:25,644
-[Chloe] Oh.
-Uh, for the worse?
392
00:19:25,727 --> 00:19:29,481
[chuckles] No! You left a mark on my soul.
393
00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:31,275
Oh.
394
00:19:31,358 --> 00:19:33,318
You're the reason I became a rabbi.
395
00:19:34,069 --> 00:19:36,238
Oh. Because I brought out
her deepest desires.
396
00:19:36,321 --> 00:19:37,864
[laughs] It could've happened to anyone.
397
00:19:38,448 --> 00:19:40,575
Yes, it's lovely to see you again, Esther.
398
00:19:40,659 --> 00:19:44,579
Um, if you wouldn't mind
showing us a photograph of your daughter…
399
00:19:45,497 --> 00:19:46,999
Not in a creepy way.
400
00:19:47,082 --> 00:19:48,041
…then we'll be off.
401
00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:49,126
Is this about Mira?
402
00:19:50,210 --> 00:19:52,587
-Mira?
-You heard from her? Did you find her?
403
00:19:53,255 --> 00:19:55,132
Um, did something happen to her?
404
00:19:56,508 --> 00:19:58,760
She ran away, five years ago.
405
00:19:58,844 --> 00:20:02,014
-I even hired a private detective.
-Hmm.
406
00:20:02,097 --> 00:20:04,182
This is one
of the last pictures I have of her.
407
00:20:04,766 --> 00:20:06,059
Oh, well, that settles it.
408
00:20:06,143 --> 00:20:08,603
I'll take "I am not the father"
for 200 please, Alex.
409
00:20:08,687 --> 00:20:10,272
You barely even looked at the photo.
410
00:20:10,355 --> 00:20:13,734
I don't need to, because the girl in
my penthouse had pink streaks in her hair,
411
00:20:13,817 --> 00:20:15,235
heavy eyeliner, angry eyebrows.
412
00:20:15,319 --> 00:20:17,654
-That sounds like Mira.
-It does?
413
00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:20,741
She was always a troubled girl.
Upset a lot.
414
00:20:20,824 --> 00:20:23,035
-And she always wanted to dye her hair.
-Oh.
415
00:20:24,036 --> 00:20:25,495
Why did Mira run away?
416
00:20:26,788 --> 00:20:31,084
-She was looking for her father.
-And you named me as the unlucky chap?
417
00:20:31,626 --> 00:20:35,005
To be honest, I don't know who her dad is.
418
00:20:36,048 --> 00:20:39,301
-I was a different person back then.
-Hmm. Me too.
419
00:20:39,885 --> 00:20:42,512
I tried to be enough for Mira, but…
420
00:20:43,430 --> 00:20:44,890
she wanted answers.
421
00:20:46,308 --> 00:20:48,018
Missing a child,
422
00:20:48,101 --> 00:20:51,855
it's like missing a part of yourself
that can never be replaced.
423
00:20:52,773 --> 00:20:53,607
[Lucifer sighing]
424
00:20:53,690 --> 00:20:58,111
Well, as a mother myself,
I can't imagine what you're going through.
425
00:20:58,737 --> 00:21:00,280
We will help you find your daughter.
426
00:21:04,451 --> 00:21:06,745
Oh, absolutely. Uh, your daughter…
427
00:21:06,828 --> 00:21:08,747
[inhales] …who definitely,
428
00:21:08,830 --> 00:21:11,375
definitely isn't my daughter. [chuckles]
429
00:21:11,458 --> 00:21:12,751
[Esther sighs]
430
00:21:15,670 --> 00:21:17,756
["No Sleep" by Kinder playing]
431
00:21:17,839 --> 00:21:20,092
♪ On and on and ♪
432
00:21:21,093 --> 00:21:24,388
♪ I love the things you do in the night
So we'll sleep next time ♪
433
00:21:24,471 --> 00:21:28,934
♪ Streets are dead
Stores don't stay open ♪
434
00:21:29,017 --> 00:21:30,602
♪ Eyes are red… ♪
435
00:21:30,685 --> 00:21:31,895
Amenadiel.
436
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:35,816
You're an angel. You can see me, right?
437
00:21:38,610 --> 00:21:41,780
Amenadiel! Please, come on, man!
I just want my friends back.
438
00:21:42,364 --> 00:21:43,365
Amenadiel!
439
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:46,368
[exhales]
440
00:21:47,786 --> 00:21:49,955
[sighs] This sucks!
441
00:21:52,165 --> 00:21:53,959
-[exhales]
-Dan?
442
00:21:56,294 --> 00:21:58,255
Dan, is that you?
443
00:21:58,338 --> 00:22:00,549
Wait, you-- [chuckles] You can see me?
444
00:22:00,632 --> 00:22:02,759
-Wait, did Lucifer bring you up here?
-No, no, no!
445
00:22:02,843 --> 00:22:05,137
Some crazy, psycho, punk-rock angel did.
446
00:22:05,220 --> 00:22:07,931
-Oh, I heard about her.
-Yeah, man, she just left me here.
447
00:22:08,014 --> 00:22:10,434
She left me here without explaining
any of the stupid rules.
448
00:22:10,517 --> 00:22:11,935
Well, what have you been doing, man?
449
00:22:12,018 --> 00:22:14,146
I mean, have you--
have you seen Trixie? Chloe?
450
00:22:14,229 --> 00:22:16,481
No! No, no, no, man.
451
00:22:16,565 --> 00:22:18,859
You know, I--
I kind of wanted to figure out
452
00:22:18,942 --> 00:22:22,237
what being a ghost really--
really meant first, you know?
453
00:22:23,655 --> 00:22:25,407
I mean,
I didn't wanna give Trixie a coronary,
454
00:22:25,490 --> 00:22:28,368
popping out of the bathroom mirror
or something. [chuckles]
455
00:22:30,036 --> 00:22:32,747
Were you just studying police procedure?
[chuckles]
456
00:22:32,831 --> 00:22:33,665
[Amenadiel] Yeah.
457
00:22:34,666 --> 00:22:37,210
Yeah, man, I made it
into the Academy, thanks to you.
458
00:22:37,294 --> 00:22:38,128
[Dan] What?
459
00:22:38,211 --> 00:22:41,506
Yeah, it meant a lot to me,
you submitting my application.
460
00:22:41,590 --> 00:22:44,259
-[laughs] That's great, man. That's great.
-Uh…
461
00:22:47,846 --> 00:22:48,805
Hey, I'm so…
462
00:22:50,140 --> 00:22:52,225
I'm so sorry
about getting upset with you before.
463
00:22:53,393 --> 00:22:57,022
You know, I've been feeling so bad about
the fight that we had right before you…
464
00:22:59,524 --> 00:23:00,734
Died?
465
00:23:01,443 --> 00:23:02,277
Yeah.
466
00:23:02,777 --> 00:23:04,154
Yeah, man.
467
00:23:04,237 --> 00:23:06,031
I've been feeling bad about that too, man.
468
00:23:06,114 --> 00:23:08,033
-That's why I didn't come visit you.
-Yeah, yeah.
469
00:23:08,116 --> 00:23:09,451
You don't have to explain.
470
00:23:09,951 --> 00:23:11,828
Really. It's okay.
471
00:23:11,912 --> 00:23:13,205
[exhales]
472
00:23:14,289 --> 00:23:15,874
-I love you, man.
-[chuckles]
473
00:23:18,460 --> 00:23:21,171
Right. You're a soul without a body.
474
00:23:21,254 --> 00:23:23,882
Yep, and I guess only angels can see me.
475
00:23:23,965 --> 00:23:25,634
[Mazikeen] What's up, Dan?
476
00:23:28,762 --> 00:23:31,431
Wait, what?
Wait, you can actually see me now?
477
00:23:31,515 --> 00:23:34,267
Yeah, I could see you all along.
Duh, it's me.
478
00:23:34,351 --> 00:23:36,019
[laughs] Damn it, Maze.
479
00:23:36,102 --> 00:23:38,605
I might've figured this out earlier
if you hadn't screwed with me.
480
00:23:38,688 --> 00:23:40,857
Demon love. It's so confusing.
481
00:23:40,941 --> 00:23:42,901
-Yeah. You should know.
-[Dan chuckles]
482
00:23:43,944 --> 00:23:46,571
Oh, man, I'm just so happy
I can actually talk to you guys.
483
00:23:46,655 --> 00:23:49,449
I don't know why Lucifer
didn't bring you back, man, but it's--
484
00:23:49,533 --> 00:23:50,867
it's great to see you, Dan.
485
00:23:51,451 --> 00:23:53,286
Yeah, we really missed you, bro.
486
00:23:54,204 --> 00:23:55,205
Oh, man.
487
00:23:56,164 --> 00:23:57,624
I missed you guys too.
488
00:23:59,042 --> 00:24:00,335
-Hmm?
-[Mazikeen] Aah!
489
00:24:00,418 --> 00:24:01,711
[laughing]
490
00:24:01,795 --> 00:24:03,505
[Mazikeen] Shit. Yeah.
491
00:24:12,097 --> 00:24:13,348
-[Chloe sighs]
-[chuckles]
492
00:24:13,431 --> 00:24:15,600
-Thank you for flying Lucifer Airways.
-[chuckles]
493
00:24:15,684 --> 00:24:17,727
Please ensure your table
is in the upright position.
494
00:24:17,811 --> 00:24:19,980
-I know mine is.
-[both laugh]
495
00:24:20,063 --> 00:24:22,399
Huh. Hey, Lucifer…
496
00:24:23,108 --> 00:24:26,069
um, have you flown anyone else before?
497
00:24:26,987 --> 00:24:28,238
Only Maze.
498
00:24:28,321 --> 00:24:30,198
Oh, and Amenadiel once.
499
00:24:30,282 --> 00:24:32,284
He killed a goose with his face,
Fabio-style.
500
00:24:32,367 --> 00:24:34,995
It was the highlight of my day. [chuckles]
501
00:24:35,579 --> 00:24:36,913
Oh, if it's any consolation,
502
00:24:36,997 --> 00:24:39,457
it's much more romantic
with you in my arms.
503
00:24:40,333 --> 00:24:42,252
Yeah, it's just, I've been thinking--
504
00:24:42,335 --> 00:24:45,171
About other things we can try in midair?
Yes, me too. [laughs]
505
00:24:45,255 --> 00:24:48,550
No, no, about how you've been
keeping all this from me
506
00:24:48,633 --> 00:24:49,968
'cause you didn't wanna upset me.
507
00:24:50,844 --> 00:24:52,554
That's what I said, yes.
508
00:24:52,637 --> 00:24:57,684
Okay, well, you know, it took you a while
to realize your feelings for me.
509
00:24:57,767 --> 00:25:00,895
So, maybe way deep down
510
00:25:00,979 --> 00:25:04,316
you know that you and Esther
have a thing together.
511
00:25:04,399 --> 00:25:07,444
I mean, it's looking pretty possible
that you actualized a child with her.
512
00:25:07,527 --> 00:25:09,070
Mira is not my daughter.
513
00:25:09,154 --> 00:25:13,116
Okay, but if you and Esther
did have a thing, it's totally fine.
514
00:25:13,700 --> 00:25:16,661
Totally okay. Not like I didn't have
any relationships before you.
515
00:25:16,745 --> 00:25:18,830
You know, I was-- I was married to Dan.
516
00:25:18,913 --> 00:25:20,999
So, just so you know,
you can tell me about it.
517
00:25:21,082 --> 00:25:25,378
Right. Well, there has and never will be
anything between Esther and I, okay?
518
00:25:25,462 --> 00:25:27,005
Okay, okay.
519
00:25:27,547 --> 00:25:30,300
Well, then why do I feel like
you're still keeping secrets from me?
520
00:25:30,383 --> 00:25:31,885
What secrets?
521
00:25:31,968 --> 00:25:33,595
[chuckles] You know everything.
522
00:25:33,678 --> 00:25:37,307
A young woman accused me of being
her father and then rage-flew away.
523
00:25:37,390 --> 00:25:40,518
What? She's an angel?
Why wouldn't you tell me that?
524
00:25:40,602 --> 00:25:43,521
[gasps] I-- I don't know.
I must have been distracted,
525
00:25:43,605 --> 00:25:46,566
what with the death threats
and Daniel coming back to Earth.
526
00:25:48,443 --> 00:25:49,277
What?
527
00:25:50,612 --> 00:25:51,488
Dan…
528
00:25:52,238 --> 00:25:53,114
is…
529
00:25:53,657 --> 00:25:54,783
is on Earth?
530
00:25:55,367 --> 00:25:57,952
[sighs] Yes, but he's a ghost
531
00:25:58,036 --> 00:26:00,038
so you-- you can't see him anyway.
532
00:26:02,582 --> 00:26:03,792
[splutters, sighs]
533
00:26:05,210 --> 00:26:08,254
Okay, I-- I thought we were
past the point of keeping secrets.
534
00:26:08,838 --> 00:26:11,049
But you clearly cannot help yourself.
535
00:26:11,132 --> 00:26:14,010
Why is that? I mean, I gave up everything.
536
00:26:14,094 --> 00:26:15,929
I gave up everything to be your partner.
537
00:26:16,012 --> 00:26:17,430
We are past keeping secrets.
538
00:26:17,514 --> 00:26:19,641
Then why wouldn't you tell me
that you have a daughter?
539
00:26:19,724 --> 00:26:20,725
'Cause it isn't true!
540
00:26:20,809 --> 00:26:23,228
I can't keep a secret
if I don't know what the secret is!
541
00:26:23,311 --> 00:26:24,813
But you keep keeping secrets!
542
00:26:24,896 --> 00:26:27,816
[exclaims, sighs]
543
00:26:27,899 --> 00:26:29,442
[panting]
544
00:26:29,526 --> 00:26:32,237
Look, look, I know you're upset.
545
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:36,241
But right now I think we need
to focus on why we're here, okay?
546
00:26:40,453 --> 00:26:42,622
Yes, let's focus on why we're here.
547
00:26:42,706 --> 00:26:43,707
Right.
548
00:26:44,916 --> 00:26:46,459
So the PI that Esther hired
549
00:26:46,543 --> 00:26:49,045
said that he'd heard Mira had worked here,
550
00:26:49,129 --> 00:26:50,380
but the trail went cold.
551
00:26:50,463 --> 00:26:52,173
So, let's find out why, shall we?
552
00:26:53,591 --> 00:26:54,926
After you.
553
00:26:57,470 --> 00:26:58,388
[sighs]
554
00:27:02,016 --> 00:27:05,812
Hi, there. Excuse me, sir.
Have you, um, seen this girl?
555
00:27:05,895 --> 00:27:06,730
No.
556
00:27:09,524 --> 00:27:11,192
[Chloe] Uh,
it might have been a while ago.
557
00:27:11,276 --> 00:27:12,235
I can't help you.
558
00:27:12,318 --> 00:27:15,488
Well, she's much angstier-looking now.
Uh, bits of pink in her hair.
559
00:27:15,572 --> 00:27:17,866
Wings, apparently. [clears throat]
560
00:27:17,949 --> 00:27:19,909
We're told that she used to work here.
561
00:27:19,993 --> 00:27:20,910
No.
562
00:27:23,163 --> 00:27:24,664
Uh, what about at the diner?
563
00:27:27,584 --> 00:27:28,418
No.
564
00:27:29,878 --> 00:27:33,423
Well, could she have maybe have
worked out there, at the avocado stand?
565
00:27:33,506 --> 00:27:35,592
No, I ran those dirty hippies out
over a year ago.
566
00:27:35,675 --> 00:27:37,844
Ain't seen 'em since. Good riddance.
567
00:27:38,887 --> 00:27:40,764
If you've run out of questions, I'm busy.
568
00:27:40,847 --> 00:27:42,682
Well, actually, Billy-Bob, I--
569
00:27:42,766 --> 00:27:45,643
No. You know, we will take one of these.
570
00:27:45,727 --> 00:27:47,729
And thanks so much for your time.
571
00:27:57,363 --> 00:28:00,200
-I was just about to mojo him.
-I didn't wanna tip him off.
572
00:28:00,283 --> 00:28:01,451
What are we tipping?
573
00:28:01,951 --> 00:28:05,121
He said that he hadn't seen anyone
from the avocado farm in a year.
574
00:28:05,205 --> 00:28:08,333
If that's the case,
then why is he selling this?
575
00:28:09,626 --> 00:28:11,336
[Lucifer] Holy guacamole.
576
00:28:11,419 --> 00:28:13,338
He was lying to us. It's theirs.
577
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:17,717
Hide one truth,
you're probably hiding something else.
578
00:28:17,801 --> 00:28:20,845
Well, I wonder
what that something else is.
579
00:28:20,929 --> 00:28:23,681
Looks like we have some hippies to find.
580
00:28:23,765 --> 00:28:24,641
[Lucifer exhales]
581
00:28:32,357 --> 00:28:35,235
[women chattering]
582
00:28:35,318 --> 00:28:37,695
Very Once Upon a Time in Hollywood,
isn't it?
583
00:28:37,779 --> 00:28:39,864
-[Chloe] Hmm.
-Hello, there!
584
00:28:39,948 --> 00:28:41,658
[woman] Oh, go, go, go!
585
00:28:41,741 --> 00:28:45,787
We're just looking for a young lady,
about 21, 22 years old.
586
00:28:46,412 --> 00:28:47,997
Goes by the name of Mira.
587
00:28:48,498 --> 00:28:52,252
We, um, have a photo of her here,
if you wanna come take a look.
588
00:28:53,086 --> 00:28:56,214
No one's in trouble. Promise.
We're just worried about her.
589
00:28:59,425 --> 00:29:01,219
[woman] Did you say Mira?
590
00:29:14,107 --> 00:29:15,316
[gun cocks]
591
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:18,987
All right, I'm gonna grant you
two seconds to get off my property!
592
00:29:19,070 --> 00:29:20,738
I'd point that somewhere else
if I were you.
593
00:29:20,822 --> 00:29:23,491
-You don't know who you're dealing with.
-What, you cops or something?
594
00:29:24,075 --> 00:29:25,243
[splutters]
595
00:29:25,326 --> 00:29:28,246
Well, actually,
I'm about to be Supreme Being,
596
00:29:28,329 --> 00:29:30,248
and she's about
to be First Lady to all things.
597
00:29:30,331 --> 00:29:32,834
If you ain't cops, get the hell
off my land or I call the cops.
598
00:29:32,917 --> 00:29:33,918
I'll call social services.
599
00:29:34,002 --> 00:29:36,170
I'm sure they'd love to see
what's going on around here.
600
00:29:36,838 --> 00:29:38,172
Everyone's here by choice.
601
00:29:38,256 --> 00:29:40,300
[Lucifer] Is that so?
Let's ask them, shall we?
602
00:29:40,383 --> 00:29:41,509
Tell me, young lady…
603
00:29:43,553 --> 00:29:44,888
what is it you desire?
604
00:29:45,972 --> 00:29:48,391
-I wanna go home!
-Shut up! Get back inside!
605
00:29:48,474 --> 00:29:50,685
[woman shouts, pants]
606
00:29:50,768 --> 00:29:54,939
How dare you
treat these children this way!
607
00:29:59,777 --> 00:30:02,113
I've shot trespassers before.
I'll do it again.
608
00:30:02,780 --> 00:30:04,115
[exhales]
609
00:30:05,033 --> 00:30:06,576
-[grunts]
-[Chloe] Lucifer!
610
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:10,997
Lucifer. [shudders]
611
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:11,956
Lucifer!
612
00:30:12,707 --> 00:30:14,083
-Lucifer!
-[gasps]
613
00:30:14,167 --> 00:30:15,627
[Chloe] Oh, my God, are you okay?
614
00:30:15,710 --> 00:30:18,296
What, yeah? I'm fine, but… [panting]
615
00:30:18,379 --> 00:30:21,174
…this Neanderthal
has soiled my Di Stefano.
616
00:30:21,799 --> 00:30:22,759
[exhales]
617
00:30:24,761 --> 00:30:25,845
Oh, dear.
618
00:30:26,638 --> 00:30:29,140
You don't still have
Amenadiel's necklace, do you?
619
00:30:30,224 --> 00:30:32,560
Oh! [panting]
620
00:30:33,811 --> 00:30:35,521
-[shouts]
-["You Ain't Woman Enough" playing]
621
00:30:35,605 --> 00:30:38,775
[grunting]
622
00:30:40,234 --> 00:30:41,569
[man groans]
623
00:30:41,653 --> 00:30:43,696
[grunting]
624
00:30:44,864 --> 00:30:45,823
[grunts]
625
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:48,409
Oh!
626
00:30:49,452 --> 00:30:51,663
[shouting]
627
00:30:52,246 --> 00:30:53,247
Whoa!
628
00:30:54,415 --> 00:30:56,459
-[groans]
-[shouts]
629
00:30:58,670 --> 00:31:00,171
[groans]
630
00:31:01,130 --> 00:31:06,010
♪' Cause you ain't woman enough
To take my man ♪
631
00:31:06,094 --> 00:31:08,638
-[exhales]
-[grunts]
632
00:31:08,721 --> 00:31:12,058
Now their parents can't protect them,
so you'll have to deal with me!
633
00:31:12,141 --> 00:31:13,267
Okay, Lucifer, put him down.
634
00:31:13,351 --> 00:31:15,520
What did you do with Mira?
Did you hurt her too?
635
00:31:15,603 --> 00:31:17,522
[shuddering] She's not here.
636
00:31:17,605 --> 00:31:20,191
-Then where is she? Tell me!
-[man shuddering]
637
00:31:20,274 --> 00:31:22,193
It's okay. We got him.
638
00:31:28,491 --> 00:31:29,617
Then where is she?
639
00:31:29,701 --> 00:31:31,077
We will find her.
640
00:31:32,036 --> 00:31:33,037
We will.
641
00:31:40,503 --> 00:31:41,421
Thank you.
642
00:31:42,380 --> 00:31:46,342
So, most of the kids are runaways.
They were forced to work in the orchards.
643
00:31:46,426 --> 00:31:49,846
They weren't able to leave
or call their friends or family.
644
00:31:49,929 --> 00:31:51,514
What's gonna happen to them?
645
00:31:51,597 --> 00:31:56,185
[huffs] Be reconnected
with loved ones or find safe homes.
646
00:31:57,770 --> 00:32:00,732
[Lucifer] Right.
Well, there's no sign of Mira.
647
00:32:00,815 --> 00:32:02,984
Perhaps she didn't end up here, after all.
648
00:32:03,067 --> 00:32:03,943
[Chloe] Yeah.
649
00:32:12,368 --> 00:32:14,746
Um, this-- this drawing…
650
00:32:16,039 --> 00:32:18,374
[Chloe] It's almost identical
to the one in the photo.
651
00:32:18,458 --> 00:32:19,917
Did Mira draw it?
652
00:32:21,377 --> 00:32:22,587
Mira.
653
00:32:22,670 --> 00:32:25,089
The girl that I'm looking for,
did she draw this picture?
654
00:32:25,673 --> 00:32:29,343
We don't mean Mira any harm,
but she was here, wasn't she?
655
00:32:35,349 --> 00:32:39,187
[exhales] Do you know where she is now?
656
00:32:40,229 --> 00:32:43,691
Um, she met a guy online.
657
00:32:44,776 --> 00:32:46,319
She ran away to be with him.
658
00:32:46,402 --> 00:32:47,445
Oh, wonderful.
659
00:32:47,528 --> 00:32:50,281
She goes from a cult
to a relationship with an online stranger.
660
00:32:50,364 --> 00:32:53,326
-I don't know what's worse.
-Uh, do you know the guy's name?
661
00:32:54,327 --> 00:32:55,286
Um…
662
00:32:56,496 --> 00:32:58,539
Rob Daniell, I think.
663
00:32:58,623 --> 00:33:01,250
Mira mentioned
something about San Francisco.
664
00:33:01,751 --> 00:33:03,377
Okay, great. Thank you.
665
00:33:04,087 --> 00:33:04,921
[Lucifer] Thank you.
666
00:33:05,671 --> 00:33:06,589
Oh, and…
667
00:33:08,341 --> 00:33:10,593
if you need anything, anything at all,
668
00:33:11,260 --> 00:33:12,595
just say a little prayer.
669
00:33:12,678 --> 00:33:15,389
I plan to be a boots-on-the-ground
type of God.
670
00:33:16,516 --> 00:33:17,391
[exhales]
671
00:33:21,395 --> 00:33:22,939
Great, thank you.
672
00:33:23,022 --> 00:33:26,484
So, I have an address
for a Rob Daniell in San Francisco.
673
00:33:26,567 --> 00:33:27,568
Great. Shall we?
674
00:33:28,152 --> 00:33:29,779
Well, actually, um…
675
00:33:29,862 --> 00:33:33,116
I'll send you the address, but I think
maybe you should go on your own.
676
00:33:33,699 --> 00:33:35,451
You're not still mad
about Esther, are you?
677
00:33:36,035 --> 00:33:39,664
No, no, I-- I thought
you were hiding feelings for Esther,
678
00:33:39,747 --> 00:33:41,290
but I saw you back there.
679
00:33:41,916 --> 00:33:43,918
How you reacted. I--
680
00:33:44,001 --> 00:33:46,879
I think I know
why you were so scared. [splutters]
681
00:33:46,963 --> 00:33:49,841
You think that Mira might
actually be your daughter, don't you?
682
00:33:52,927 --> 00:33:53,803
Chloe…
683
00:33:54,804 --> 00:33:57,390
I mean, what if she actually is?
684
00:33:57,473 --> 00:33:59,517
That means
I let all of this happen to her.
685
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:01,727
This is not your fault, Lucifer.
You didn't know.
686
00:34:01,811 --> 00:34:02,937
Well, does that even matter?
687
00:34:03,020 --> 00:34:05,773
What matters is what you do going forward,
688
00:34:05,857 --> 00:34:07,108
or what we do.
689
00:34:07,859 --> 00:34:08,901
"We"?
690
00:34:08,985 --> 00:34:10,361
If you go to San Francisco
691
00:34:10,444 --> 00:34:13,281
and Mira is the girl
who showed up at your penthouse…
692
00:34:13,364 --> 00:34:15,283
if she really is your daughter,
693
00:34:16,701 --> 00:34:19,412
we will figure this out together, okay?
694
00:34:19,495 --> 00:34:20,580
As partners.
695
00:34:21,497 --> 00:34:23,583
[both sigh]
696
00:34:24,250 --> 00:34:26,794
I may not be certain of a lot right now,
697
00:34:26,878 --> 00:34:28,588
but one thing is for sure.
698
00:34:29,130 --> 00:34:32,758
I have never loved anyone
the way I love you, Chloe Decker.
699
00:34:41,767 --> 00:34:42,894
Go find her.
700
00:35:16,135 --> 00:35:17,678
Oh, bloody hell.
701
00:35:21,057 --> 00:35:22,141
Pervert.
702
00:35:22,225 --> 00:35:24,352
What are you, 72?
703
00:35:24,435 --> 00:35:27,980
I don't know what's going on,
but for the record, I'm 43.
704
00:35:29,106 --> 00:35:30,942
-Where is she?
-Hey, get out of my house!
705
00:35:31,025 --> 00:35:32,109
Mira!
706
00:35:32,902 --> 00:35:34,695
-Mira!
-[woman] Dad?
707
00:35:42,453 --> 00:35:44,747
You're not the girl from my penthouse.
708
00:35:52,672 --> 00:35:55,925
[sighs] Who are you?
709
00:35:56,509 --> 00:35:57,593
Not Mira's father.
710
00:35:57,677 --> 00:35:59,804
I am, and I'm gonna call the cops
if you don't leave.
711
00:36:01,597 --> 00:36:03,266
You're Mira's father?
712
00:36:03,349 --> 00:36:05,685
Uh, I thought
you were some basement-dweller,
713
00:36:05,768 --> 00:36:08,396
catfishing young ladies
on the Internet. [chuckles]
714
00:36:08,479 --> 00:36:10,314
[groans] Right.
715
00:36:11,357 --> 00:36:14,694
[exhales] I-- I owe you an apology.
Both of you.
716
00:36:14,777 --> 00:36:18,197
This has, uh,
been an embarrassing mistake.
717
00:36:20,074 --> 00:36:21,784
Uh, Mira?
718
00:36:21,867 --> 00:36:23,995
Call your mother. She's worried about you.
719
00:36:25,913 --> 00:36:27,164
She is?
720
00:36:27,248 --> 00:36:28,291
Hmm.
721
00:36:30,042 --> 00:36:32,336
I thought about contacting her
a million times,
722
00:36:32,420 --> 00:36:34,422
but I was so angry when I ran away.
723
00:36:34,505 --> 00:36:36,590
I said such awful things, I just…
724
00:36:37,925 --> 00:36:39,927
I didn't think she wanted to see me.
725
00:36:40,511 --> 00:36:42,305
She never stopped looking for you.
726
00:36:44,515 --> 00:36:47,601
I'll call her today. [chuckles]
727
00:36:47,685 --> 00:36:49,020
Right. [clears throat]
728
00:36:49,103 --> 00:36:52,189
Wait. How do you know my mother?
729
00:36:53,274 --> 00:36:57,737
Uh, there's a chance I thought I might
owe her 18 years of child support
730
00:36:57,820 --> 00:37:00,448
due to 15 shallow minutes
at a Super Bowl orgy.
731
00:37:01,824 --> 00:37:04,201
-You must be Lucifer Morningstar.
-[Lucifer] Hmm.
732
00:37:04,285 --> 00:37:06,996
I spent years looking into the men
who could have been my father,
733
00:37:07,079 --> 00:37:09,123
and you're the only one I couldn't find.
734
00:37:09,206 --> 00:37:10,583
Well, that's because I was in Hell.
735
00:37:10,666 --> 00:37:13,377
Not exactly on Google Maps, is it?
[chuckles]
736
00:37:13,961 --> 00:37:16,630
But I'm glad
that you found your real father.
737
00:37:17,465 --> 00:37:20,343
The best day of my life
when she showed up on my doorstep.
738
00:37:20,968 --> 00:37:24,347
Well, not at first, to be honest.
I thought I was being scammed.
739
00:37:25,431 --> 00:37:28,517
Well, what changed your mind?
How did you realize that she was yours?
740
00:37:30,895 --> 00:37:34,607
I think it was the first moment
I looked into her eyes. [exhales]
741
00:37:34,690 --> 00:37:37,860
-Just felt it in my gut.
-[chuckles]
742
00:37:37,943 --> 00:37:41,989
["Don't Let Me Go"
by Cigarettes After Sex playing]
743
00:37:55,711 --> 00:37:58,464
♪ When I was young ♪
744
00:37:59,673 --> 00:38:03,719
♪ I thought the world of you… ♪
745
00:38:03,803 --> 00:38:05,805
[crying]
746
00:38:08,182 --> 00:38:10,101
[Chloe shushing]
747
00:38:16,148 --> 00:38:18,275
I miss my daddy.
748
00:38:19,193 --> 00:38:20,611
[Chloe] I know you do.
749
00:38:20,694 --> 00:38:23,114
[crying continues]
750
00:38:23,197 --> 00:38:26,617
♪ Don't let me go ♪
751
00:38:26,700 --> 00:38:30,913
♪ Stay by my side ♪
752
00:38:34,291 --> 00:38:37,086
♪ Don't let me go ♪
753
00:38:37,837 --> 00:38:41,924
♪ Stay with me still… ♪
754
00:38:42,007 --> 00:38:43,050
[Dan] Take me back.
755
00:38:47,388 --> 00:38:48,597
Take you back where?
756
00:38:49,723 --> 00:38:50,850
To Hell.
757
00:38:52,643 --> 00:38:55,020
I know why you didn't bring me up here,
Lucifer.
758
00:38:56,147 --> 00:38:59,108
Seeing Chloe, seeing Trixie
and not being able to hug them, it's…
759
00:38:59,191 --> 00:39:00,568
it's worse than Hell.
760
00:39:01,318 --> 00:39:04,780
[sighs] Just please, please take me back.
761
00:39:05,948 --> 00:39:06,824
Daniel…
762
00:39:08,284 --> 00:39:09,869
I'm so sorry, but…
763
00:39:10,911 --> 00:39:14,582
once you reached the mortal plane,
you became intangible. I--
764
00:39:15,624 --> 00:39:18,043
I can't carry you back,
even if I wanted to.
765
00:39:18,127 --> 00:39:19,670
And I do, believe me.
766
00:39:19,753 --> 00:39:21,714
So what, I'm just stuck here?
767
00:39:22,381 --> 00:39:23,257
[huffs]
768
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:25,718
[scoffs]
769
00:39:26,927 --> 00:39:29,305
I could kill the stupid angel
who brought me up here.
770
00:39:29,388 --> 00:39:30,764
Don't blame her.
771
00:39:31,599 --> 00:39:34,059
-She was just looking for me.
-Yeah, to kill you.
772
00:39:34,143 --> 00:39:36,645
No, I'm not sure
she knows the whole story.
773
00:39:37,730 --> 00:39:42,193
And neither do I, for that matter,
because if I'd known she existed,
774
00:39:42,276 --> 00:39:43,903
there's no way I…
775
00:39:46,655 --> 00:39:50,034
Well, let's just say
I know better than anyone
776
00:39:50,117 --> 00:39:52,536
what it's like to grow up
with an absent father.
777
00:39:55,122 --> 00:39:56,582
Wait, are you saying…
778
00:39:58,751 --> 00:40:01,253
Lucifer, are you saying
what I think you're saying?
779
00:40:05,716 --> 00:40:07,635
When I stared into her eyes…
780
00:40:09,303 --> 00:40:10,346
it was…
781
00:40:12,181 --> 00:40:13,307
it was so familiar.
782
00:40:14,975 --> 00:40:16,852
Like I knew her.
783
00:40:16,936 --> 00:40:17,811
Like I…
784
00:40:19,188 --> 00:40:20,606
Like I knew her.
785
00:40:23,317 --> 00:40:25,986
I don't know how it's possible,
Daniel, but…
786
00:40:27,571 --> 00:40:28,822
she's my daughter.
787
00:40:29,990 --> 00:40:32,826
[exhales] W-Wow, this is…
788
00:40:33,786 --> 00:40:34,828
That's great, man.
789
00:40:35,704 --> 00:40:36,539
[Lucifer exhales]
790
00:40:36,622 --> 00:40:39,833
Congratulations.
I-- I-- I mean, having a daughter, it's…
791
00:40:39,917 --> 00:40:41,669
[sighs] it's the best.
792
00:40:41,752 --> 00:40:45,422
I think I may well have screwed
my chance of making things up with her by…
793
00:40:45,506 --> 00:40:48,884
[inhales] …acting like an utter dick.
794
00:40:48,968 --> 00:40:50,886
Yeah, but you gotta try, man.
795
00:40:52,471 --> 00:40:56,183
I mean, if there's one thing that--
that I've learned coming back is that…
796
00:40:56,976 --> 00:40:59,270
you gotta take advantage
of the time you have with your kids
797
00:40:59,353 --> 00:41:00,396
before it all goes away.
798
00:41:03,399 --> 00:41:06,694
And you're lucky because--
because she's still out there.
799
00:41:07,778 --> 00:41:08,779
Somewhere.
800
00:41:14,118 --> 00:41:15,202
Go get her.
801
00:41:17,997 --> 00:41:19,081
I will.
802
00:41:19,915 --> 00:41:22,042
[chuckles] I will.
803
00:41:24,545 --> 00:41:28,132
Only problem is
she could have flown anywhere by now.
804
00:41:28,215 --> 00:41:29,258
[huffs]
805
00:41:30,384 --> 00:41:31,552
[sighs]
806
00:41:32,553 --> 00:41:33,762
[Chloe] Night, sweetie.
807
00:41:37,558 --> 00:41:39,560
[wind whistling]
808
00:41:42,730 --> 00:41:45,399
[thunder rumbling in the distance]
809
00:41:59,413 --> 00:42:00,414
Lucifer?
810
00:42:10,215 --> 00:42:11,091
Dan?
811
00:42:14,928 --> 00:42:15,929
[sighs]
812
00:42:16,513 --> 00:42:18,557
[shudders, exhales]
813
00:42:20,225 --> 00:42:21,185
[gasps]
814
00:42:21,268 --> 00:42:24,146
[panting] Who are you?
815
00:42:28,108 --> 00:42:28,984
[sighs]
816
00:42:31,779 --> 00:42:32,905
Hi, Mom.
817
00:42:33,906 --> 00:42:35,032
[sniffles]
818
00:42:37,242 --> 00:42:38,077
"Mom"?