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["The Passenger" by Iggy Pop playing]
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♪ I am the passenger ♪
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♪ And I ride, and I ride ♪
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♪ I ride through the city backsides ♪
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♪ I see the stars come out of the sky ♪
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♪ Yeah, they're bright in a hollow sky ♪
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♪ You know it looks so good tonight… ♪
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[engine revving]
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♪ I am the passenger… ♪
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[tires screech]
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[siren wailing]
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♪ I look through my window so bright ♪
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♪ I see the stars come out tonight ♪
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♪ I see the bright and hollow sky ♪
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♪ Over the city's ripped-back sky ♪
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♪ And everything looks good tonight… ♪
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Oh. [chuckles]
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-What can I do for you, Officer?
-Know why I pulled you over?
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Yes, I wasn't paying
enough attention to the road,
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and I apologize.
I've got a lot on my mind.
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This is…
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my last night in LA.
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Wait.
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I know you.
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Probably. I used to work for the LAPD.
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Is that right?
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Oh, yes. Crime-solving devil.
It was great fun, but that's over now.
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-Since the war.
-You were in the sandbox?
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Uh. More of a football stadium.
A month ago.
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Fought against my brother and his host
of angels for the throne of Heaven.
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-It was all very biblical.
-Did you win?
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Well, I won, but not without
having to fly to the Silver City
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to save my girlfriend, burn up,
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prove to myself I was worthy,
stop burning and--
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Yeah, anyway,
long story short, now I'm the Big Man.
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So, I just pulled over God?
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Well, not quite. I still have to ascend
to the Silver City and sit on the throne.
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I do that tomorrow.
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Hold on a minute.
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I do know you. You're the officer
who likes to drive fast with his siren on.
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[chuckles] Yeah, I was afraid
you wouldn't recognize me.
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Ho-ho-ho! Man, I am so glad I'm running
into you again. I have to thank you.
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I hope you bought yourself something
pretty with that money I gave you.
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Oh, I sure did.
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Got that sweet foxtail
for my bike antenna right there.
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I got that and, uh,
like, a ton of cocaine.
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Oh.
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Yeah. Oh, man, it is liberating.
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Chasing my desires
like that changed my life.
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Marvelous.
Well, that's the kind of personal touch
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I hope to be scaling up
as ruler of the universe.
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Yeah.
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Well, it wasn't all good.
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You know,
I, uh, I got in trouble at work a lot,
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so I will be riding that bike
for the rest of my career.
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And my wife left me.
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She took the house.
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You know?
But my new house is a boat! Yeah.
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A lot of great characters
down by the marina. Whoo!
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Man, do they like to drink. [sighs]
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Do they?
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Anyways, I am so glad
that I got to thank you.
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Well, you are more than welcome.
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Hey.
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You got any more
of that money, like last time?
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Oh.
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{\an8}[tires screech]
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[man vocalizing]
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Well… hello, Chloe.
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[laughs]
Still not used to you calling me that.
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-Well, don't you like it?
-No, I love it.
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[chuckles] Shall we?
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Yeah.
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Can't wait to show you this.
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[Chloe laughs] Can't wait to see it.
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[men and women clamoring, applauding]
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Believe it or not, this is the world's
only private club for magicians.
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Apart from the one
that I started with Rasputin.
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The Romanovs were furious.
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Yeah, Dai Vernon.
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-Do you know who Dai Vernon is?
-Mnh-mnh.
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-The Professor. Doesn't matter.
-Mm.
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Dai Vernon challenged
a young David Copperfield
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to a drinking contest
at that bar right there.
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-[laughing]
-[Lucifer sighs]
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1971. I refereed.
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Really? Who won?
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Well, me, of course. Couldn't help myself.
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[hesitates] Oh, my gosh.
I don't believe it.
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-Look, over there in the corner.
-Hmm.
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[Lucifer] That is Jon Armstrong, one of
the greatest card magicians in the world.
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-Oh.
-This way.
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Oh! Uh, be on
the lookout for secret passages.
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-Shh!
-[both chuckle]
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You know,
I've always wanted to come here.
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-And you do look amazing.
-Thank you.
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You know, magic for our last night?
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Well, what could be
more magical than magic?
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I don't know.
Isn't magic just a little goofy?
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Goofy? It's skill, cunning and deception
without telling a lie. What's not to love?
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-[man] Coming through.
-[laughing] Oh, hello.
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So, like, everywhere you look,
there's a puzzle to solve.
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-No, we're not gonna solve anything.
-Oh!
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When you know how the tricks work,
it ruins everything. Thank you, Bones.
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-Have you lost weight? [chuckles]
-[Bones cackles]
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-Shall we?
-Yeah.
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I mean, Lucifer, you really expect me
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to hang out here all night
surrounded by mysteries
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and not try to figure out
how everything works?
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Chloe, you are a truth-seeker.
That's what made you a great detective.
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But me, I'm a wonder-seeker.
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You seek wonder?
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Well, also drugs, debauchery and now
certain extinct whiskeys but yes,
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so tonight you are just gonna have
to enjoy the wonder with me. Cheers.
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[Chloe] Hmm. Oh.
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-So I understand, tomorrow…
-Mm.
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…you'll become God and then
know how everything works, right?
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No, I think it's very sweet
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that you wanna spend with me
your last night of wonder.
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[chuckles] Right, yes. About that.
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I was thinking on the drive over,
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do we really need to start tomorrow?
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[chuckles]
I mean, we're having so much fun.
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Grandma Penelope's heart's
grown three times the size
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thanks to her time with Trixie.
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Why don't we
just extend our vacation a little longer?
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Well, I mean, yes,
we're having fun, and it's been great,
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but you've already
pushed the coronation once.
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And I mean,
don't we have to get up there?
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Well, eventually. It's not like the sky's
gonna fall in on itself or anything.
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-[bell ringing]
-Are you sure?
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-Because I feel like if we--
-Mm! Mm-mm-mm.
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Hold that thought. It's starting.
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-Come on.
-[audience applauding]
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[Lucifer] This is why we are here tonight.
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The final show
of Magnar the Magnificent. [chuckles]
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This guy.
His act looks like a hundred years old.
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One hundred and twenty, to be precise.
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The first Magnar created one of
the most flawless acts in all of magic,
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then he handed
the mantle down to his protégé.
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And it's been handed down ever since,
and tonight in a super-exclusive show--
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It's being handed down again.
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-You just can't help yourself, can you?
-[laughs]
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[woman] Mr. Morningstar!
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Right this way.
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Oh. Cannot wait.
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Thank you.
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And for this…
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my final act on stage…
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[audience gasps]
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…I will literally conquer death
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and emerge resurrected!
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[audience gasps]
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[gasping continues]
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-She's locked it.
-Hmm.
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[audience gasping]
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[gasps]
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-[audience gasps]
-Oh! [chuckles]
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[gasping continues]
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[laughing]
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So, obviously, there must be some
mechanism in the box so that it--
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Tsk! Tsk! Tsk! Chloe, please!
We're not solving any mysteries tonight.
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Oh! [laughs]
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Resurrection!
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[Lucifer gasps]
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[audience gasps]
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Oh! [laughs]
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He's good, isn't he?
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{\an8}All right, everybody, just…
stay calm and try not to touch anything.
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{\an8}This is an active crime scene now.
We have everything under control.
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{\an8}Poor Magnar.
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{\an8}Still, at least he died knowing
his illusion was never revealed.
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{\an8}-[knocking]
-Do you hear that?
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{\an8}Is that coming from inside the box?
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{\an8}-[pounding]
-[muffled shout]
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{\an8}You said not to touch anything.
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{\an8}What? No, open it.
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{\an8}[pounding, muffled shouting continue]
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{\an8}What the hell is going on?
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{\an8}Magnar! He's done it again!
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{\an8}Erika, how could you miss your cue?
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{\an8}But if he's alive there, then who's that?
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{\an8}Oh, God.
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{\an8}Jared Holbrook.
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{\an8}My protégé.
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{\an8}So, this is how the trick is performed?
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{\an8}You stay hidden in the box,
and then he emerges here dressed as you
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{\an8}and takes your bow?
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{\an8}[Magnar]
Yes, he's hidden in there the entire time.
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{\an8}-We show the audience it's empty.
-[Lucifer humming]
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{\an8}Uh, the interior is actually painted
to give a false sense of depth.
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{\an8}[continues humming]
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{\an8}Are you all right, my boy?
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{\an8}He just does not like to hear
how the tricks are performed.
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{\an8}No, I most certainly do not,
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{\an8}but I'm sure that there's more
that I remain blissfully unaware of.
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{\an8}-No, that's pretty much it.
-Oh.
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{\an8}So do you know of anyone
who would wanna hurt Jared
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{\an8}-or anyone who was angry with him?
-[man] Whoa!
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{\an8}Don't say anything else, Dad.
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{\an8}I'm a lawyer. My father doesn't
have to answer any of these questions.
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{\an8}Alan, you're an entertainment lawyer.
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{\an8}Not now, Dad.
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{\an8}Well, no worries there because we're
not actually the police, right, Chloe?
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{\an8}No. Currently, no, we're not.
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{\an8}Well, then I'd appreciate my dad
not being harassed with questions
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{\an8}until the cops do arrive.
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{\an8}-[door opens]
-[Ella shouts] I can't believe it!
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{\an8}Six weeks of dragging my bag
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{\an8}to Lucifer-and-Chloe-less
crime scenes and now, boom!
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{\an8}You guys are witnesses.
Oh, this is so amazing! I mean, hmm…
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{\an8}Horrible way to end a date and, you know,
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{\an8}horrible for the dead guy,
but not horrible for me.
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{\an8}Or does that sound horrible?
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{\an8}It's nice to see you too, Miss Lopez.
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{\an8}Aww, it must be weird being
on the other side of things for once, huh?
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{\an8}-[Lucifer] Hmm.
-Takes a little getting used to.
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{\an8}-Yeah, that's for sure.
-[huffs]
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{\an8}So how are things going with, um, Carol?
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{\an8}Good. I mean, he's no you guys, but--
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{\an8}Miss Decker, Mr. Morningstar,
it's funny to see you here. [chuckles]
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{\an8}Good to see you
and no need to be so formal.
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{\an8}Any friend of Dan's is…
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{\an8}you know.
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{\an8}I'm glad you could transfer in.
The department's in good hands.
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{\an8}Yeah, I mean I have big shoes to fill,
Dan's and yours.
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{\an8}But thank you so much for securing
the crime scene, keeping everybody calm.
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{\an8}Not sure I even have to work this case,
between you and Ella. [chuckles]
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{\an8}[Lucifer chuckles] Lucky for us you do,
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{\an8}which means Chloe doesn't
have to be a detective anymore,
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{\an8}I don't have to have
magic ruined for the rest of my life,
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{\an8}and we can still make the 8:30 show
in the parlor, so if you don't mind…
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{\an8}You know,
I bet we probably have to hang here
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{\an8}because we were witnesses
to the murder, right, Carol?
235
00:12:02,701 --> 00:12:05,162
{\an8}[Carol] Yeah, unfortunately she's correct.
236
00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:07,873
{\an8}I'm gonna have to get your statement
before you can be released.
237
00:12:08,457 --> 00:12:10,000
{\an8}That's fantastic news.
238
00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:12,837
{\an8}[sighs deeply]
239
00:12:13,671 --> 00:12:18,092
{\an8}♪ Mug after mug of alcoholic substance… ♪
240
00:12:18,175 --> 00:12:22,429
{\an8}All right, so who wants
to be tickled by Satan's Whiskers?
241
00:12:22,513 --> 00:12:23,806
{\an8}-[Mazikeen] Ooh!
-[laughing]
242
00:12:23,889 --> 00:12:26,684
{\an8}[Linda] There were no
"Queen of Hell" themed cocktails.
243
00:12:26,767 --> 00:12:28,102
{\an8}Couldn't find the right pun.
244
00:12:28,185 --> 00:12:31,647
{\an8}That's okay. I've been
tickled by those whiskers before.
245
00:12:31,730 --> 00:12:32,606
{\an8}Me too.
246
00:12:32,690 --> 00:12:35,025
{\an8}[laughing]
247
00:12:35,109 --> 00:12:37,069
{\an8}Well, you two are made
for each other, aren't you?
248
00:12:37,152 --> 00:12:39,488
{\an8}Oh, yeah. Cheers, you guys.
249
00:12:39,572 --> 00:12:41,532
{\an8}-[Linda] Oh.
-Cheers.
250
00:12:41,615 --> 00:12:44,076
{\an8}Wow, you really went all out, Linda.
251
00:12:44,159 --> 00:12:48,372
{\an8}Yeah, well, it's not every day that
my best friend and her girlfriend
252
00:12:48,455 --> 00:12:51,041
{\an8}-depart this mortal plane to rule Hell.
-[Eve] Mm.
253
00:12:51,625 --> 00:12:54,128
So, Eve,
have you, um, ever actually been there?
254
00:12:54,211 --> 00:12:55,713
Mnh-mnh, I have not.
255
00:12:55,796 --> 00:12:59,133
But what an amazing adventure, huh?
256
00:12:59,216 --> 00:13:05,014
From Heaven to Hell
and everywhere in between. [laughs]
257
00:13:05,097 --> 00:13:08,726
And this time,
I'll have the best partner with me.
258
00:13:11,353 --> 00:13:13,147
[Amenadiel]
Are you ready to leave tomorrow?
259
00:13:13,230 --> 00:13:17,276
I mean, I'll be free to fly you down
right after Lucifer's coronation.
260
00:13:17,359 --> 00:13:19,278
Hell, yeah, I'm ready.
261
00:13:19,361 --> 00:13:21,989
My Maziqueen's gonna to rule that throne.
262
00:13:22,740 --> 00:13:24,491
I'm gonna make you proud.
263
00:13:24,575 --> 00:13:26,076
Subjugating scum,
264
00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:29,163
grinding my siblings
under my boot. [chuckles]
265
00:13:29,246 --> 00:13:31,123
[Eve moans]
266
00:13:32,041 --> 00:13:34,668
So, Eve, have, um,
you given any thought
267
00:13:34,752 --> 00:13:37,880
as to, uh, what you'll
be doing while Maze is ruling?
268
00:13:37,963 --> 00:13:41,926
[exhales] I'm gonna
support my girl in all her work.
269
00:13:42,009 --> 00:13:45,721
She's gonna be the greatest queen ever.
270
00:13:45,804 --> 00:13:46,805
[Mazikeen chuckles]
271
00:13:47,389 --> 00:13:50,225
That's great, but what
will that actually look like for you?
272
00:13:50,309 --> 00:13:53,854
Will you also be "subjugating scum"?
273
00:13:55,731 --> 00:13:59,234
[chuckles] I don't know, I mean…
274
00:13:59,318 --> 00:14:01,904
I'll figure it out when we get there.
275
00:14:01,987 --> 00:14:02,821
Yeah.
276
00:14:03,405 --> 00:14:05,908
-Huh. Okay. Uh…
-[Mazikeen and Eve laugh]
277
00:14:05,991 --> 00:14:10,037
Okay, well, it's time for appetizers.
I made deviled eggs.
278
00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:12,456
-[Eve] Ooh, yeah!
-Let's do that. [chuckles]
279
00:14:19,088 --> 00:14:20,464
[camera shutter clicks]
280
00:14:20,547 --> 00:14:23,509
Miss Lopez,
when do you think we'll be wrapping up?
281
00:14:24,134 --> 00:14:26,136
[sighs] I'm not sure.
282
00:14:26,220 --> 00:14:27,554
I spoke with Magnar,
283
00:14:27,638 --> 00:14:31,058
and he explained that
for this particular illusion,
284
00:14:31,141 --> 00:14:34,061
only one
of the dueling sabers is actually sharp,
285
00:14:34,144 --> 00:14:36,689
the one they use
to cut the apple with on stage.
286
00:14:36,772 --> 00:14:39,441
-But this one was also sharp.
-[exhales]
287
00:14:39,525 --> 00:14:42,903
Which means the killer prepared it,
totally premeditated.
288
00:14:42,987 --> 00:14:47,408
Oh. Right, sorry, old habits.
Not your problem anymore.
289
00:14:47,491 --> 00:14:50,577
No, now my problem is
I know about fake dueling sabers.
290
00:14:50,661 --> 00:14:52,663
I need this over and done with
as quickly as possible
291
00:14:52,746 --> 00:14:55,082
so Chloe and I can continue
our wonder-seeking date.
292
00:14:56,458 --> 00:14:59,086
You guys are absolutely adorbs.
293
00:15:00,212 --> 00:15:01,463
I really do miss you.
294
00:15:02,339 --> 00:15:04,216
Family business, I get it.
295
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,135
You're in my prayers.
296
00:15:07,511 --> 00:15:09,555
For what that's worth.
297
00:15:10,347 --> 00:15:12,182
What do you mean, for what that's worth?
298
00:15:12,266 --> 00:15:14,727
I thought that was worth
a lot to you, Miss Lopez.
299
00:15:14,810 --> 00:15:16,520
Another crisis of faith?
300
00:15:17,146 --> 00:15:19,606
Oh, no, that-- that was so two years ago.
301
00:15:19,690 --> 00:15:22,151
I-- I definitely still believe.
302
00:15:22,234 --> 00:15:23,402
It's just…
303
00:15:24,486 --> 00:15:25,904
[sighs]
304
00:15:25,988 --> 00:15:29,742
Uh, okay,
this might sound absolutely crazy,
305
00:15:29,825 --> 00:15:34,830
but lately, I've been praying a lot,
306
00:15:35,831 --> 00:15:38,917
and it feels like nobody's listening.
307
00:15:39,501 --> 00:15:43,464
Like the Big Guy's
just not there or something.
308
00:15:45,090 --> 00:15:46,800
I know. It's so dodo-headed.
309
00:15:46,884 --> 00:15:50,054
[chuckles] I mean, like, as if that
could really happen, right? No way!
310
00:15:50,137 --> 00:15:53,432
-[laughs] Yes. That would be dodo-headed.
-[camera shutter clicks]
311
00:15:55,267 --> 00:15:58,896
So the act has
a live chicken and a live butterfly.
312
00:15:58,979 --> 00:16:01,065
This is all very helpful.
313
00:16:02,107 --> 00:16:03,734
[Chloe sighs]
314
00:16:06,236 --> 00:16:08,822
Hey, I haven't seen you
around here before.
315
00:16:08,906 --> 00:16:10,449
I'm Keaton Call.
316
00:16:11,325 --> 00:16:14,286
You probably know me
from my Instagram account, BroMagic69.
317
00:16:14,995 --> 00:16:17,748
-I don't.
-Well, four million other people do.
318
00:16:17,831 --> 00:16:20,793
Hey, if you wanna see the future of magic,
check out my profile.
319
00:16:21,376 --> 00:16:22,294
-Okay.
-Hmm.
320
00:16:22,377 --> 00:16:24,171
Yeah, I'll definitely do that.
321
00:16:24,254 --> 00:16:27,382
You know, if Magnar had made me
his apprentice would still be alive.
322
00:16:29,218 --> 00:16:31,595
Not saying that
my work saves lives, but… [laughs]
323
00:16:31,678 --> 00:16:33,097
So you know Magnar?
324
00:16:33,180 --> 00:16:34,723
-Hmm.
-Huh?
325
00:16:34,807 --> 00:16:36,517
I was his apprentice before Jared.
326
00:16:37,184 --> 00:16:38,018
Yeah.
327
00:16:38,727 --> 00:16:39,603
Damn, Jared.
328
00:16:39,686 --> 00:16:43,315
That could've been me getting stabbed,
if I hadn't discovered social media.
329
00:16:44,108 --> 00:16:46,527
My problem is I'm an innovator.
I see the future.
330
00:16:46,610 --> 00:16:48,695
All these other old fogies,
they're stuck in the past.
331
00:16:48,779 --> 00:16:52,491
Meanwhile, my phone is blowing up.
AGT, Vegas.
332
00:16:52,574 --> 00:16:55,744
[chuckles] Magnar's climbing
in the coffins. I'm on a rocket. Yeah.
333
00:16:55,828 --> 00:16:58,664
Wow, Magnar must be
really jealous of all your success.
334
00:16:58,747 --> 00:17:03,001
You walking away and blowing up
while he stays a small, insider act.
335
00:17:03,085 --> 00:17:05,254
Magnar, nah. He--
336
00:17:05,337 --> 00:17:08,423
Look, a lot of people
are jealous of me, of course.
337
00:17:08,507 --> 00:17:10,134
Are you kidding me? [laughs]
338
00:17:10,217 --> 00:17:12,344
Not Magnar. Magnar's a sweet old man.
339
00:17:12,427 --> 00:17:14,096
-Me and him are still tight.
-Hmm.
340
00:17:14,179 --> 00:17:16,223
At his pre-show ritual with him tonight,
341
00:17:16,306 --> 00:17:19,059
we had a Magnar Mai Tai, the usual.
342
00:17:19,143 --> 00:17:20,602
-[laughs]
-Oh.
343
00:17:20,686 --> 00:17:22,146
So you saw him arrive?
344
00:17:22,729 --> 00:17:25,232
How close to showtime
does he have that drink?
345
00:17:25,315 --> 00:17:30,696
He goes from the car
to the bar stool to the curtain.
346
00:17:31,655 --> 00:17:32,573
Always has.
347
00:17:32,656 --> 00:17:34,950
Hey, I really dig
how into talking to me you are.
348
00:17:35,033 --> 00:17:37,494
It kind of feels like
we're already dating.
349
00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:39,621
I mean, we're already accessorizing alike.
350
00:17:39,705 --> 00:17:40,539
What?
351
00:17:48,213 --> 00:17:49,464
Have a good night.
352
00:17:49,548 --> 00:17:51,216
-Thank you.
-Thanks.
353
00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:53,343
-Uh, can I talk to you a second?
-Uh, sure, yes.
354
00:17:53,427 --> 00:17:55,095
Uh, can you excuse me for just a moment?
355
00:17:55,846 --> 00:17:57,222
What's up? Everything okay?
356
00:17:57,306 --> 00:18:00,851
Yeah, yeah, so I think I have an alibi
for Magnar. Another magician was with him
357
00:18:00,934 --> 00:18:03,312
from the time he got here
until the start of the show.
358
00:18:03,395 --> 00:18:05,022
You really need to talk to him and see if…
359
00:18:06,982 --> 00:18:08,400
Did you already talk to him?
360
00:18:08,984 --> 00:18:11,778
I'm so sorry.
You're a good detective, just ignore me.
361
00:18:11,862 --> 00:18:13,030
-I'm pretty okay.
-Mm-hmm.
362
00:18:13,113 --> 00:18:16,283
Listen,
I appreciate the help. I really do.
363
00:18:16,366 --> 00:18:19,119
-But you don't have to stay. Okay?
-[Lucifer sighs]
364
00:18:19,203 --> 00:18:21,705
Don't let this ruin your night.
Everything is under control.
365
00:18:21,788 --> 00:18:25,167
That is good news. I'm sure it's
in very capable hands, Detective…
366
00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:26,335
you.
367
00:18:26,418 --> 00:18:28,879
So, shall we, Chloe? [chuckles]
368
00:18:28,962 --> 00:18:30,339
-[Chloe] Yeah.
-[Ella] Hold up.
369
00:18:30,422 --> 00:18:33,550
I just confirmed. Jared was killed
sometime in the last two hours.
370
00:18:35,385 --> 00:18:38,222
And no one's left since then.
So you should keep holding everybody.
371
00:18:38,305 --> 00:18:41,225
-And that door's the only way out.
-Well, except for the secret passages.
372
00:18:41,308 --> 00:18:43,560
No, that is a myth. We talked to everyone.
373
00:18:43,644 --> 00:18:46,355
Which means
the killer is still in the building.
374
00:18:46,438 --> 00:18:48,607
Locked room mystery, you guys.
375
00:18:49,358 --> 00:18:52,361
So, who's up for an all-nighter?
376
00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:57,032
-[clears throat]
-[gasps]
377
00:19:02,955 --> 00:19:05,082
Jared was about to inherit,
from what I understand,
378
00:19:05,165 --> 00:19:07,918
is a pretty legendary role in magic.
379
00:19:08,001 --> 00:19:09,544
Did that create any jealousy?
380
00:19:10,379 --> 00:19:11,672
Jealousy?
381
00:19:11,755 --> 00:19:15,384
What, of Jared? Are you kidding?
It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
382
00:19:16,468 --> 00:19:20,847
And your relationship with him,
would you say it was free of conflict?
383
00:19:20,931 --> 00:19:23,976
Mm-hmm. Jared was a great collaborator.
384
00:19:24,059 --> 00:19:27,020
He was talking about
helping me develop my own stage show.
385
00:19:27,104 --> 00:19:29,773
I've heard Jared described
as "well-liked." Would you agree?
386
00:19:29,856 --> 00:19:32,484
Jared wasn't just well-liked,
he was respected.
387
00:19:32,567 --> 00:19:34,736
Hell, even I can't deny the guy had chops.
388
00:19:34,820 --> 00:19:39,658
I've heard he was set to cash in
on some big Netflix series about Magnar.
389
00:19:39,741 --> 00:19:41,535
And this is your first time here?
390
00:19:41,618 --> 00:19:43,328
First time. Yes, yes.
391
00:19:44,121 --> 00:19:46,206
[gasps] Wait.
Is there anyone else new here?
392
00:19:46,290 --> 00:19:47,124
Is that a clue?
393
00:19:47,207 --> 00:19:51,378
No, not that it's my place
to, um, ask anymore, but is it?
394
00:19:51,461 --> 00:19:56,300
So let's just start with what you were
doing before the event this evening.
395
00:19:56,383 --> 00:19:57,426
Oh, that's easy.
396
00:19:57,509 --> 00:19:59,678
I was bribing a motorcycle cop.
397
00:20:00,637 --> 00:20:02,139
You were bribing a police officer?
398
00:20:02,222 --> 00:20:03,932
Indeed. Not for the first time.
399
00:20:04,016 --> 00:20:07,477
If you ask him, I'm sure he'll
corroborate. He's a bit of an over-sharer.
400
00:20:07,561 --> 00:20:11,106
And up until recently,
you consulted for the LAPD?
401
00:20:11,189 --> 00:20:13,317
-Mm-hmm.
-You also claim that you're the Devil?
402
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:14,401
Was the Devil.
403
00:20:14,484 --> 00:20:16,320
God now. Well, nearly.
404
00:20:16,403 --> 00:20:19,531
Tonight's event was a pretty intimate one.
How did you get an invite?
405
00:20:19,614 --> 00:20:21,825
I've been a member here
since it first opened. [chuckles]
406
00:20:21,908 --> 00:20:22,826
In 1963.
407
00:20:23,410 --> 00:20:24,369
Sounds about right.
408
00:20:24,453 --> 00:20:26,121
And how old would you say you are again?
409
00:20:26,204 --> 00:20:29,124
Well, time works
very differently in Hell, so…
410
00:20:29,791 --> 00:20:31,293
probably have to go with ageless.
411
00:20:31,376 --> 00:20:34,463
He's just sensitive about his age.
Even I don't know the real number.
412
00:20:34,546 --> 00:20:38,550
And just out of curiosity,
um, how are you with swords?
413
00:20:38,633 --> 00:20:40,302
Oh, a bit rusty.
414
00:20:40,385 --> 00:20:43,680
Although I did recently
defeat a Yakuza boss in a duel.
415
00:20:43,764 --> 00:20:46,141
And I did stab a man
through the heart once.
416
00:20:46,224 --> 00:20:47,893
Well, that is quite the coincidence.
417
00:20:47,976 --> 00:20:49,978
'Cause that is exactly
how Jared was killed.
418
00:20:50,062 --> 00:20:51,355
Fascinating.
419
00:20:51,438 --> 00:20:53,482
Though I used a demon blade,
this was a sword.
420
00:20:53,565 --> 00:20:55,317
So not really relevant, I suppose.
421
00:20:56,485 --> 00:20:58,153
It was all very complicated.
422
00:20:59,029 --> 00:21:00,113
Best not to dwell.
423
00:21:00,197 --> 00:21:02,699
♪ Bring out the Devil in me ♪
424
00:21:02,783 --> 00:21:04,868
Hey. What did you say in there?
425
00:21:05,869 --> 00:21:08,080
The truth. It's what
I always tell everyone. [chuckles]
426
00:21:08,163 --> 00:21:09,539
I know, and I love you for that,
427
00:21:09,623 --> 00:21:12,667
but because of what you said to Carol,
that you're his number one suspect now.
428
00:21:12,751 --> 00:21:14,169
What? That's absurd.
429
00:21:14,252 --> 00:21:16,171
I'd never kill a magician.
430
00:21:16,254 --> 00:21:19,257
I mean, a mentalist maybe,
but not an artist like Jared.
431
00:21:19,341 --> 00:21:20,842
Well, I know that, and you know that,
432
00:21:20,926 --> 00:21:22,386
but Carol, he's by the book.
433
00:21:22,469 --> 00:21:24,137
He's not gonna let you off
on my word alone,
434
00:21:24,221 --> 00:21:26,515
so I really think there's
only one thing we can do.
435
00:21:27,432 --> 00:21:31,269
Go home, have sex, fall asleep
and never think about him again? [laughs]
436
00:21:31,353 --> 00:21:34,272
No, solve this case on our own.
437
00:21:34,981 --> 00:21:35,816
What?
438
00:21:36,650 --> 00:21:38,110
[Carol] Your alibi checked out.
439
00:21:38,693 --> 00:21:42,197
Yeah, motorcycle cop called
and confirmed your story.
440
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:43,448
[Lucifer] Ah.
441
00:21:43,532 --> 00:21:45,075
-Really?
-[Carol] Yeah.
442
00:21:45,158 --> 00:21:47,994
I mean, he's been suspended now,
but you're no longer a suspect.
443
00:21:48,078 --> 00:21:51,039
Well, that's-- that's great.
444
00:21:52,290 --> 00:21:54,960
Carol, I just got
some really juicy gossip.
445
00:21:55,043 --> 00:21:56,795
-Well, it's actually a clue.
-Hmm.
446
00:21:56,878 --> 00:21:59,923
God, isn't it just so interesting how
there's always so much insider-y drama,
447
00:22:00,006 --> 00:22:01,216
no matter what the industry?
448
00:22:01,299 --> 00:22:05,137
-Even the toy industry, they have spies.
-Toy industry. Give us one second, please.
449
00:22:05,220 --> 00:22:06,888
-Ella. What's the clue?
-Oh.
450
00:22:06,972 --> 00:22:08,598
Right, so,
451
00:22:08,682 --> 00:22:11,935
the club books rooms in their hotel
for its acts when they come perform.
452
00:22:12,018 --> 00:22:12,853
[Carol] Right.
453
00:22:12,936 --> 00:22:16,273
But assistant Erika
didn't get booked in her own room.
454
00:22:16,356 --> 00:22:17,190
-And…
-Really?
455
00:22:17,274 --> 00:22:21,445
…when victim Jared ordered room service,
it was charged on Erika's…
456
00:22:21,528 --> 00:22:23,155
-Her credit card.
-…credit card.
457
00:22:23,238 --> 00:22:26,199
So they're having an affair
that she didn't disclose to me.
458
00:22:26,283 --> 00:22:28,452
-May be time to talk to her again.
-Think so.
459
00:22:28,535 --> 00:22:29,870
-Thank you.
-Sure.
460
00:22:33,582 --> 00:22:34,416
Wow.
461
00:22:35,709 --> 00:22:37,627
This is just fantastic.
462
00:22:37,711 --> 00:22:40,630
I mean, look at this,
everything is so elaborate,
463
00:22:40,714 --> 00:22:45,177
and it actually got me thinking. [sighs]
464
00:22:45,260 --> 00:22:47,888
This is what I'm going to do.
465
00:22:47,971 --> 00:22:51,099
[chuckles] What?
Go way too hard on food puns?
466
00:22:51,183 --> 00:22:53,393
No. Dinner parties.
467
00:22:53,477 --> 00:22:57,689
Just parties of all kinds.
You know, like I did in the Silver City.
468
00:22:57,772 --> 00:23:00,901
You could rule Hell,
and I could run the social calendar.
469
00:23:00,984 --> 00:23:03,862
I can meet everyone,
and I can, you know,
470
00:23:03,945 --> 00:23:06,448
just, um, bring in all the happiness
471
00:23:06,531 --> 00:23:08,408
and fun and good times.
472
00:23:08,492 --> 00:23:13,038
-You know. [snapping fingers]
-Hell could definitely use some of that.
473
00:23:13,121 --> 00:23:13,955
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
474
00:23:14,039 --> 00:23:17,292
Honey, who are you going to bring fun to?
475
00:23:17,375 --> 00:23:19,711
The tortured, damned souls?
476
00:23:19,794 --> 00:23:21,004
Uh, yeah.
477
00:23:22,047 --> 00:23:24,716
[Linda] Well, it's not
just damned souls, right?
478
00:23:24,799 --> 00:23:26,718
It's your siblings too, Maze.
479
00:23:26,801 --> 00:23:29,262
That's right.
That's right, thank you, Linda.
480
00:23:29,346 --> 00:23:32,307
I get to hang out
with your family. Amazing!
481
00:23:32,390 --> 00:23:35,810
Yeah. No. They're walking-talking garbage.
I'm keeping you far away from them.
482
00:23:39,773 --> 00:23:40,607
[Eve] So…
483
00:23:41,858 --> 00:23:46,363
just so I'm clear, what is it
that you picture me doing exactly?
484
00:23:46,446 --> 00:23:49,366
Just cleaning and cooking for just you?
485
00:23:49,449 --> 00:23:52,702
'Cause that sounds
incredibly lonely, Maze.
486
00:23:52,786 --> 00:23:54,454
[Mazikeen] I'm not enough for you?
487
00:23:54,538 --> 00:23:58,375
Not at all. Don't twist my words.
You always do this when you're angry.
488
00:23:58,458 --> 00:24:02,170
[Mazikeen] You're telling me I make you
feel lonely! I mean, how twisted is that?
489
00:24:02,254 --> 00:24:03,755
I'm joining the police force!
490
00:24:05,674 --> 00:24:07,133
-What?
-[Amenadiel] Yeah.
491
00:24:07,217 --> 00:24:11,096
I've been in the police academy
for a while now, and it's, uh, going well.
492
00:24:11,179 --> 00:24:13,515
Dan's parting gift.
He put the application in for me.
493
00:24:13,598 --> 00:24:15,725
That's great.
But we should get back to Maze--
494
00:24:15,809 --> 00:24:17,519
[Mazikeen] Why the hell
didn't you tell me?
495
00:24:17,602 --> 00:24:20,146
I guess I just wanted to see how,
496
00:24:20,230 --> 00:24:22,274
you know,
everything was gonna work out first,
497
00:24:22,357 --> 00:24:26,069
and-- and honestly, I thought that you
would do nothing but make fun of me.
498
00:24:26,152 --> 00:24:27,153
Oh, I will.
499
00:24:27,237 --> 00:24:30,240
This is the greatest gift
you have ever given me.
500
00:24:30,323 --> 00:24:31,283
[softly] Thank you.
501
00:24:31,366 --> 00:24:32,576
-[sighs]
-You're welcome.
502
00:24:33,285 --> 00:24:35,579
Congratulations. I'm so happy for you.
503
00:24:35,662 --> 00:24:37,831
Go ahead. Tell us all about the academy.
504
00:24:37,914 --> 00:24:40,417
-[Mazikeen] Mm-hmm.
-[Amenadiel] Oh, well…
505
00:24:44,462 --> 00:24:46,172
Erika, I'm a little confused.
506
00:24:46,965 --> 00:24:50,135
You neglected to tell me that you
were in a relationship with the victim.
507
00:24:50,719 --> 00:24:54,431
Well, it's not that confusing. I didn't
tell you because it makes me look bad.
508
00:24:54,514 --> 00:24:57,892
Why would it make you look bad?
Everyone I talked to loved Jared.
509
00:24:57,976 --> 00:24:59,811
Yeah. Right.
510
00:24:59,894 --> 00:25:01,062
Mr. Popular?
511
00:25:01,146 --> 00:25:02,606
With the guys, maybe.
512
00:25:03,189 --> 00:25:06,651
I don't know if you know this,
but magic is a huge boys' club.
513
00:25:07,235 --> 00:25:08,987
I really thought Jared was different.
514
00:25:09,863 --> 00:25:11,239
I thought he saw my talent.
515
00:25:11,323 --> 00:25:12,574
He made you promises, didn't he?
516
00:25:13,158 --> 00:25:16,202
Jared told me that
he would produce my solo act.
517
00:25:16,286 --> 00:25:18,913
But once Magnar
made the decision to retire,
518
00:25:19,706 --> 00:25:22,250
suddenly Jared wasn't
talking about my career anymore.
519
00:25:22,334 --> 00:25:24,753
And that is why you thought
it would make you look bad.
520
00:25:24,836 --> 00:25:29,299
Angry sidepiece, tossed away
as soon as the dead guy hits it big.
521
00:25:29,883 --> 00:25:32,135
You're gonna tell me
that doesn't look bad?
522
00:25:36,014 --> 00:25:38,266
-What are you doing?
-[gasps]
523
00:25:38,892 --> 00:25:40,018
He thinks it's her.
524
00:25:40,101 --> 00:25:42,479
I hope it bloody is
so we can finally get on with our date.
525
00:25:42,562 --> 00:25:45,357
No, something isn't adding up.
I can feel it in my gut.
526
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,776
Well, maybe your gut
hasn't been receiving its emails,
527
00:25:47,859 --> 00:25:50,320
but the rest of you is retired.
This is Carl's job now.
528
00:25:50,403 --> 00:25:51,279
Carol.
529
00:25:51,363 --> 00:25:52,405
-What?
-Carol.
530
00:25:52,489 --> 00:25:54,032
Really? Ew.
531
00:25:54,115 --> 00:25:55,784
Lucifer, he's got the wrong person.
532
00:25:55,867 --> 00:25:58,703
We have to solve this,
or an innocent woman might go to jail.
533
00:26:00,830 --> 00:26:01,748
Oh.
534
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:08,838
Ella, did we get
any physical evidence off the body?
535
00:26:08,922 --> 00:26:11,925
Oh, actually,
I can't really get into that right now.
536
00:26:12,008 --> 00:26:15,011
Ugh, Decker, this is killing me,
but you're not on the team anymore.
537
00:26:15,095 --> 00:26:16,805
Miss Lopez makes an excellent point.
538
00:26:16,888 --> 00:26:20,809
We are here seeking wonder, not truth.
Remember? Uh-- Ooh!
539
00:26:20,892 --> 00:26:24,437
Look, that man just pulled
a card out of nowhere. Wondrous.
540
00:26:24,521 --> 00:26:26,272
Oh, did you check the victim's clothing
541
00:26:26,356 --> 00:26:28,400
for any secret compartments,
pockets, anything?
542
00:26:28,483 --> 00:26:32,278
Right, because it's not just about
checking for normal dead-guy stuff.
543
00:26:32,362 --> 00:26:34,948
It's about checking
for magician dead-guy stuff.
544
00:26:35,031 --> 00:26:38,868
Oh, man, I could totally do a panel
on this at the next Forensicon. Brilliant!
545
00:26:38,952 --> 00:26:40,286
[Chloe] Nice.
546
00:26:40,370 --> 00:26:42,580
You're really helping
with this investigation, aren't you?
547
00:26:42,664 --> 00:26:45,041
Well, it's like you said.
I'm a truth-seeker.
548
00:26:45,125 --> 00:26:47,669
Chloe, I know you miss being a detective,
549
00:26:47,752 --> 00:26:49,754
but we're at a different stage
of our lives now.
550
00:26:49,838 --> 00:26:53,550
Well, are we? I mean, you just told me
that you've delayed the next stage again.
551
00:26:54,175 --> 00:26:55,844
Look, this isn't easy on me either.
552
00:26:56,803 --> 00:27:00,932
I'm starting a new day job, in Heaven,
and the commute daily, alone.
553
00:27:01,015 --> 00:27:01,891
Understood.
554
00:27:01,975 --> 00:27:04,102
Right, and all I'm trying to say is that
555
00:27:04,185 --> 00:27:07,480
I just think that there might be some
deeper reasons behind these excuses
556
00:27:07,564 --> 00:27:09,524
and that maybe we should talk about them.
557
00:27:09,607 --> 00:27:12,152
-'Cause you can't put this off forever.
-[Ella] Bingo!
558
00:27:12,736 --> 00:27:13,695
-Sort of.
-[clicks]
559
00:27:13,778 --> 00:27:14,696
I found a bead.
560
00:27:14,779 --> 00:27:18,742
Tucked up in a secret pocket,
like you said, up in his sleeve.
561
00:27:18,825 --> 00:27:21,870
But Magnar's costume
doesn't have any beadwork on it,
562
00:27:21,953 --> 00:27:23,872
so maybe this is just part of a trick?
563
00:27:24,622 --> 00:27:28,418
No. It's not magic. It's good police work.
I think we may have cracked the case.
564
00:27:29,002 --> 00:27:33,256
Uh, care to clue in the actual
police person on what that means?
565
00:27:33,339 --> 00:27:34,966
No? Cool.
566
00:27:35,049 --> 00:27:36,426
-[Lucifer sighs]
-Huh?
567
00:27:38,887 --> 00:27:39,971
Miss Lopez, a question.
568
00:27:40,054 --> 00:27:42,557
I don't have a thing for Carol at all.
I don't think he's cute.
569
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:44,058
-That wasn't the question.
-Oh.
570
00:27:44,142 --> 00:27:47,687
When you said you didn't feel
God's presence anymore…
571
00:27:47,771 --> 00:27:49,606
I mean, is that such a bad thing?
572
00:27:49,689 --> 00:27:51,441
Uh, yeah, dude.
573
00:27:51,524 --> 00:27:54,068
I mean,
being ever-present is God's whole thing.
574
00:27:54,152 --> 00:27:57,238
That's what makes the Big Guy the Big Guy.
575
00:27:57,322 --> 00:27:58,448
He's always there.
576
00:27:58,531 --> 00:28:00,658
Right, but surely
he can't be always there. [chuckling]
577
00:28:00,742 --> 00:28:03,787
I mean, doesn't God have
personal matters to attend to?
578
00:28:03,870 --> 00:28:07,457
The odd round of golf
or spending time with loved ones?
579
00:28:07,540 --> 00:28:10,293
That's the best part.
He's not like you and me.
580
00:28:10,376 --> 00:28:12,796
We are all God's loved ones.
581
00:28:13,379 --> 00:28:14,798
And no matter what he's doing,
582
00:28:14,881 --> 00:28:21,513
the only thing, the only thing
that God cares about is caring about us.
583
00:28:21,596 --> 00:28:24,015
Not the only thing.
He did quite like NCIS.
584
00:28:24,098 --> 00:28:26,351
[Ella] It doesn't matter
who you are or what you've done,
585
00:28:26,434 --> 00:28:30,563
if you are Mr. Rogers
or some sleazeball Internet troll,
586
00:28:31,272 --> 00:28:32,941
he is there for everyone.
587
00:28:35,026 --> 00:28:36,986
Or at least, he's supposed to be.
588
00:28:37,070 --> 00:28:39,113
-Indeed.
-[sighs]
589
00:28:39,197 --> 00:28:41,241
We're already accessorizing alike.
590
00:28:41,324 --> 00:28:42,867
What's that on your wrist?
591
00:28:42,951 --> 00:28:44,160
[gasps]
592
00:28:44,244 --> 00:28:46,663
Yeah, what is that on her wrist?
593
00:28:49,332 --> 00:28:50,208
[hesitates]
594
00:28:50,291 --> 00:28:52,919
We found a bead from one
of your bracelets on Jared's body.
595
00:28:53,002 --> 00:28:55,964
Your actual bracelet.
Not one of the cheap, plastic handouts.
596
00:28:56,047 --> 00:28:57,257
What are you talking about?
597
00:28:57,841 --> 00:29:00,093
Maybe you lost it in the struggle?
598
00:29:00,176 --> 00:29:03,346
Whoa, chill out, Nancy Drew.
Why would I wanna hurt Jared?
599
00:29:03,429 --> 00:29:05,306
I already told you
I didn't wanna be Magnar.
600
00:29:05,390 --> 00:29:07,308
Wonderful. Can you please?
601
00:29:08,309 --> 00:29:09,811
-Ugh.
-Thank you.
602
00:29:09,894 --> 00:29:12,897
When in Rome. Tell me, Duran Duran…
603
00:29:14,858 --> 00:29:16,901
what is it you truly desire?
604
00:29:18,570 --> 00:29:19,696
I…
605
00:29:19,779 --> 00:29:21,197
I wanna be Magnar. [gulps]
606
00:29:21,948 --> 00:29:23,032
Do you?
607
00:29:23,616 --> 00:29:25,159
Uh… [hesitates]
608
00:29:26,452 --> 00:29:29,622
Okay, fine,
I've always wanted to be Magnar, but…
609
00:29:29,706 --> 00:29:33,334
[sighs] …the truth is
I'm not cut out for the stage.
610
00:29:33,418 --> 00:29:36,880
Do you know how many
viewing angles you have to cover?
611
00:29:36,963 --> 00:29:38,673
Instagram, man, it's way easier.
612
00:29:38,756 --> 00:29:40,800
You just set up the camera
in the perfect angle,
613
00:29:40,884 --> 00:29:43,344
do it as many times as you need,
let the likes pour in.
614
00:29:43,428 --> 00:29:46,639
Oh, so, I see. You weren't
a good enough magician to be like Magnar.
615
00:29:46,723 --> 00:29:48,766
Hey, hey, I'm a great magician…
616
00:29:50,310 --> 00:29:51,769
on Instagram.
617
00:29:55,315 --> 00:29:56,190
You know what?
618
00:29:57,525 --> 00:29:59,652
[chuckles] That's okay.
619
00:29:59,736 --> 00:30:02,739
You know what? You should've
thought of that before you killed Jared.
620
00:30:02,822 --> 00:30:04,616
Turn around.
You're under arrest. Turn around.
621
00:30:04,699 --> 00:30:05,742
[Carol] Miss Decker!
622
00:30:09,245 --> 00:30:10,705
Can I talk to you for a second?
623
00:30:12,498 --> 00:30:15,168
So Uncle Hanjobadiel, the angel of giving,
624
00:30:15,251 --> 00:30:18,630
left us with the gift
of a $4,000 plumbing bill.
625
00:30:18,713 --> 00:30:21,049
-[laughing]
-Oh, my God.
626
00:30:21,132 --> 00:30:23,051
Well, that's just
the kind of thing that happens
627
00:30:23,134 --> 00:30:26,095
when you have hundreds
of celestial family members.
628
00:30:28,097 --> 00:30:31,976
Oh, I'm-- I'm sorry, Eve.
I didn't mean to bring up a sore subject.
629
00:30:33,144 --> 00:30:37,065
I know how complicated it is
between you and your family, Maze.
630
00:30:37,148 --> 00:30:40,860
It's complicated enough when
humans meet their partners' families,
631
00:30:40,944 --> 00:30:44,197
but when it's celestial,
it's so much bigger.
632
00:30:45,615 --> 00:30:49,494
It really bothers me that you don't
want me spending time with your family.
633
00:30:52,121 --> 00:30:54,290
Maze, it's important
to discuss these issues.
634
00:30:54,374 --> 00:30:57,502
And it's important to eat this
ice cream torture cake before it melts.
635
00:30:57,585 --> 00:31:00,630
I don't want to talk about Hell!
636
00:31:01,506 --> 00:31:03,007
-Maze.
-Linda.
637
00:31:03,091 --> 00:31:04,175
Amenadiel.
638
00:31:04,258 --> 00:31:05,426
-Linda.
-Stop.
639
00:31:05,510 --> 00:31:08,137
I don't wanna talk about it
because I don't wanna go!
640
00:31:12,725 --> 00:31:15,144
You don't want to go to Hell?
641
00:31:15,228 --> 00:31:17,188
Look, I hate to disappoint you.
642
00:31:17,271 --> 00:31:21,901
I know how excited you are
for me to be queen, but I like it here.
643
00:31:26,197 --> 00:31:29,033
[laughs] I don't wanna go to Hell either.
644
00:31:29,117 --> 00:31:30,034
[laughs]
645
00:31:30,118 --> 00:31:32,829
I just thought going home
would make you happy.
646
00:31:32,912 --> 00:31:35,206
I don't need to go home to be happy.
647
00:31:35,289 --> 00:31:36,749
You're my Hell.
648
00:31:37,417 --> 00:31:39,377
I love bounty hunting here.
649
00:31:39,460 --> 00:31:41,713
It's so much better
when they're still alive, you know.
650
00:31:41,796 --> 00:31:43,297
You can really feel the fear. [laughs]
651
00:31:43,381 --> 00:31:45,800
Fear! I know.
That's-- I love that part too.
652
00:31:45,883 --> 00:31:48,845
And I love what we do after even more.
653
00:31:48,928 --> 00:31:50,096
-[Mazikeen] Yes!
-[Eve laughs]
654
00:31:50,179 --> 00:31:53,224
Yeah, I love you. I love our life.
I could do this forever.
655
00:31:53,808 --> 00:31:55,601
-Forever?
-Yeah. I could marry you tomorrow.
656
00:31:55,685 --> 00:31:56,602
Okay.
657
00:31:58,479 --> 00:32:02,316
Uh, I mean, not tomorrow, but…
658
00:32:02,942 --> 00:32:06,112
uh, yeah, hell, yeah. [chuckles]
659
00:32:06,195 --> 00:32:08,239
-[gasps]
-Did we just get engaged?
660
00:32:10,742 --> 00:32:14,037
-[gasps]
-[Eve laughing] Oh, my God!
661
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:16,581
[both laugh and shout]
662
00:32:16,664 --> 00:32:19,417
[Eve laughing] Oh, my God!
663
00:32:19,500 --> 00:32:22,086
-Oh, my God. Oh, I love you.
-[mouths] Thank you.
664
00:32:25,506 --> 00:32:26,883
Aww.
665
00:32:35,475 --> 00:32:37,477
[chattering]
666
00:32:39,896 --> 00:32:42,690
Miss Decker, with all due respect,
667
00:32:42,774 --> 00:32:45,234
I cannot have you
tampering with this investigation.
668
00:32:45,318 --> 00:32:49,072
Mm-hmm, and with all due respect,
I think I just found your killer for you.
669
00:32:49,155 --> 00:32:51,240
-He had motive, opportunity--
-And an alibi.
670
00:32:51,324 --> 00:32:55,870
He was performing magic for several women
during the window of time of the murder,
671
00:32:55,953 --> 00:32:58,414
and they all have
the bracelets to prove it.
672
00:32:59,624 --> 00:33:01,918
Right. Well, I don't think it's Erika.
673
00:33:02,001 --> 00:33:04,670
I saw her body language
when you interrogated her.
674
00:33:04,754 --> 00:33:07,173
She was sad, resigned,
but she wasn't angry.
675
00:33:07,256 --> 00:33:10,218
I agree. And she also has a bracelet.
676
00:33:10,301 --> 00:33:12,553
Miss Decker. Chloe.
677
00:33:13,554 --> 00:33:15,389
I am in a tough situation here.
678
00:33:15,973 --> 00:33:18,810
Now, you and I both know
that the killer is still in this room,
679
00:33:18,893 --> 00:33:20,978
but I have no clues, and I have no leads,
680
00:33:21,062 --> 00:33:24,899
and I cannot hold everyone here on
the basis of suspicion alone much longer.
681
00:33:25,525 --> 00:33:28,444
While I do not appreciate
you running a parallel investigation
682
00:33:28,528 --> 00:33:30,738
for the entire evening…
683
00:33:32,740 --> 00:33:35,451
I would truly appreciate
your thoughts now.
684
00:33:36,327 --> 00:33:39,330
Oh, of course, um…
685
00:33:40,623 --> 00:33:43,709
So if the killer isn't Keaton,
the bead had to be planted.
686
00:33:43,793 --> 00:33:46,587
The killer had to know how to get
the right kind, not the cheap plastic.
687
00:33:46,671 --> 00:33:49,298
-So it's premeditated. It's a frame job.
-[Chloe] Right.
688
00:33:49,382 --> 00:33:51,509
Which means the killer wanted
to remove Magnar's current
689
00:33:51,592 --> 00:33:54,303
and former apprentice too,
but the question is why.
690
00:33:55,972 --> 00:33:58,307
The Magnar name.
It's worth a lot of money.
691
00:33:58,391 --> 00:34:01,644
I heard a lot of whispers
about a media deal in the works.
692
00:34:01,727 --> 00:34:03,938
But when I asked Magnar about it,
he said he'd never sell.
693
00:34:04,021 --> 00:34:05,815
He said Jared would never sell either.
694
00:34:05,898 --> 00:34:07,817
[Chloe] Wait, so if Magnar won't sell,
695
00:34:07,900 --> 00:34:09,819
-and neither would Jared…
-[Carol] Right.
696
00:34:09,902 --> 00:34:12,864
…how did this deal get done?
I mean, who benefits?
697
00:34:15,116 --> 00:34:18,369
Wait, what kind of law
did you say the son practices? [gasps]
698
00:34:18,452 --> 00:34:20,538
-[Alan] No, back up, buddy.
-[clamoring]
699
00:34:27,545 --> 00:34:29,213
Okay, everybody.
700
00:34:30,673 --> 00:34:31,757
Let's all stay cool.
701
00:34:31,841 --> 00:34:33,718
[Alan] Oh, cool? You know what's cool?
702
00:34:33,801 --> 00:34:35,761
A billion dollar franchise is cool.
703
00:34:35,845 --> 00:34:37,972
But no!
Magic's not cool. It's art, right, Dad?
704
00:34:38,055 --> 00:34:39,849
Is that what this is about? Money?
705
00:34:39,932 --> 00:34:43,561
It's about your legacy! I was gonna help
you bring it into every home in the world,
706
00:34:43,644 --> 00:34:46,189
but instead,
you cut me out and anointed Jared
707
00:34:46,272 --> 00:34:48,065
to honor the traditions
and all that bullshit.
708
00:34:48,149 --> 00:34:50,067
-[Chloe] That's what happened with Jared?
-Mm-hmm.
709
00:34:50,151 --> 00:34:51,861
He wouldn't play ball
with your media deal?
710
00:34:51,944 --> 00:34:52,987
Oh, the deal was done.
711
00:34:53,070 --> 00:34:56,115
All Jared had to do was
sign and cash checks. But not Jared!
712
00:34:56,199 --> 00:34:58,951
He's just as stubborn as the last Magnar!
713
00:34:59,035 --> 00:35:01,454
Wait. So you sharpened a sword
that was supposed to be dull
714
00:35:01,537 --> 00:35:04,498
and you framed Keaton 'cause
you knew that he'd be next in line?
715
00:35:04,582 --> 00:35:07,710
And because of his media savvy,
you knew he could make a deal of his own?
716
00:35:07,793 --> 00:35:10,546
[Alan shuddering]
717
00:35:11,964 --> 00:35:13,341
This is all your fault.
718
00:35:14,550 --> 00:35:16,093
Every bit of this is your fault.
719
00:35:16,177 --> 00:35:17,428
You and your selfishness!
720
00:35:17,511 --> 00:35:18,930
[laughs] Selfishness?
721
00:35:19,555 --> 00:35:22,934
All you ever cared about
was your own greed and desire.
722
00:35:23,017 --> 00:35:25,144
You are the one who's selfish.
723
00:35:25,228 --> 00:35:28,731
He doesn't care about the consequences
and look at what you've done!
724
00:35:28,814 --> 00:35:31,525
You are not worthy
of your father's legacy!
725
00:35:31,609 --> 00:35:33,194
[Carol] Think about it, Alan.
726
00:35:33,277 --> 00:35:35,947
Just drop the knife.
You know there's no way out of here.
727
00:35:38,324 --> 00:35:40,284
-[Chloe gasps]
-That's where you're wrong.
728
00:35:41,494 --> 00:35:43,287
I may not be a magician…
729
00:35:44,705 --> 00:35:45,748
but I grew up here.
730
00:35:46,666 --> 00:35:48,417
[Chloe whimpers]
-No! No!
731
00:35:48,501 --> 00:35:50,086
-[Carol] Damn it.
[Lucifer] No! No!
732
00:35:50,169 --> 00:35:53,839
-Find me something to pry this open with!
-[Ella] Oh! That door! Now! Hurry!
733
00:35:53,923 --> 00:35:55,383
[door breaking]
734
00:35:57,051 --> 00:35:57,969
[Carol exhales]
735
00:36:02,056 --> 00:36:02,932
Chloe!
736
00:36:08,813 --> 00:36:09,647
Chloe!
737
00:36:14,277 --> 00:36:15,111
Chloe!
738
00:36:17,822 --> 00:36:21,617
If you harm one hair on her head,
I swear I will break every--
739
00:36:21,701 --> 00:36:23,035
[grunts]
740
00:36:25,288 --> 00:36:27,665
-What--
-[Chloe panting]
741
00:36:35,464 --> 00:36:36,966
[both gasp]
742
00:36:37,049 --> 00:36:38,509
[Lucifer] Amenadiel's necklace.
743
00:36:39,176 --> 00:36:40,511
You kept it.
744
00:36:40,594 --> 00:36:42,638
[Chloe] It helped me
survive an angel-demon war,
745
00:36:42,722 --> 00:36:45,391
so I thought it might come in handy again.
746
00:36:45,474 --> 00:36:48,894
[scoffs] So, just to be clear,
you were never actually in danger,
747
00:36:48,978 --> 00:36:50,896
and you could've gotten away
at any moment.
748
00:36:52,023 --> 00:36:54,525
[chuckles] Well, we needed a confession.
749
00:36:54,608 --> 00:36:56,360
[laughs]
750
00:36:58,946 --> 00:37:00,281
[sighs]
751
00:37:01,699 --> 00:37:06,078
Once the detective,
always the detective. [chuckles]
752
00:37:07,121 --> 00:37:07,955
Yeah.
753
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:12,710
[Lucifer] To being right.
754
00:37:12,793 --> 00:37:14,378
Because I solved the case?
755
00:37:14,462 --> 00:37:16,922
No, because I was right
about the secret passageways.
756
00:37:17,006 --> 00:37:19,008
[both laugh]
757
00:37:22,011 --> 00:37:24,096
Well, correct me if I'm wrong,
758
00:37:24,180 --> 00:37:28,309
but I thought I put that
in my safe with Azrael's blade.
759
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:31,896
-Yeah. You did.
-Hmm.
760
00:37:33,230 --> 00:37:34,565
I shouldn't have taken it.
761
00:37:34,648 --> 00:37:35,775
Why did you?
762
00:37:36,776 --> 00:37:39,236
[sighs] It's kind of hard to explain.
763
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:44,492
After so many years of being a cop
and walking around every day armed,
764
00:37:44,575 --> 00:37:49,538
I just felt weirdly naked
without a way to defend myself.
765
00:37:49,622 --> 00:37:52,166
I'm sorry. I shouldn't
have taken it without asking you.
766
00:37:52,249 --> 00:37:53,834
-You can have that back.
-[sighs]
767
00:37:53,918 --> 00:37:58,047
Well, as much as I enjoy the mental image
of you walking around weirdly naked…
768
00:37:58,130 --> 00:38:00,299
-[chuckles]
-…you should keep it.
769
00:38:00,841 --> 00:38:03,636
Especially since we'll be
here on Earth a little longer.
770
00:38:04,595 --> 00:38:07,640
Lucifer, I heard
what you said to Magnar's son.
771
00:38:08,682 --> 00:38:11,685
And you have to understand,
you are not the same as him.
772
00:38:11,769 --> 00:38:15,272
-[scoffs]
-You are worthy of your father's legacy.
773
00:38:15,356 --> 00:38:17,441
This isn't so much an issue of worth.
774
00:38:17,525 --> 00:38:18,901
It's… [inhales]
775
00:38:18,984 --> 00:38:21,487
…more an issue of job description.
776
00:38:22,363 --> 00:38:26,367
God needs to be selfless.
He needs to care about all of humanity.
777
00:38:27,993 --> 00:38:28,869
[hesitates]
778
00:38:28,953 --> 00:38:32,289
You-- you died for me.
What could be more selfless than that?
779
00:38:32,373 --> 00:38:34,250
Well, you see, that's just it.
780
00:38:34,333 --> 00:38:36,460
I love you, Chloe Decker.
781
00:38:37,461 --> 00:38:38,921
I'd do anything for you.
782
00:38:40,256 --> 00:38:41,549
Except give you up.
783
00:38:42,842 --> 00:38:43,759
Give us up.
784
00:38:44,718 --> 00:38:45,719
What do you mean?
785
00:38:47,179 --> 00:38:52,643
Well, much as I claim to know what will
happen to me when I become God, I don't.
786
00:38:54,603 --> 00:38:55,688
I'm scared.
787
00:38:56,397 --> 00:38:57,481
I'm scared of…
788
00:38:58,607 --> 00:39:00,317
what it'll mean for us.
789
00:39:02,695 --> 00:39:04,029
Well, I'm not scared.
790
00:39:05,072 --> 00:39:08,075
-I love you too, Lucifer Morningstar.
-[exhales]
791
00:39:08,159 --> 00:39:10,786
And I have faith
that you'll figure this out.
792
00:39:10,870 --> 00:39:12,788
-You do?
-Yeah.
793
00:39:26,844 --> 00:39:28,596
So… [sighs]
794
00:39:29,763 --> 00:39:31,140
…are we gonna talk about it?
795
00:39:31,223 --> 00:39:33,142
Yeah, I know. [laughing]
796
00:39:33,225 --> 00:39:35,603
The hellfire queso
was a disaster. [laughs]
797
00:39:35,686 --> 00:39:38,105
I think everyone was trying
to be so polite about it,
798
00:39:38,189 --> 00:39:41,567
but I saw Maze
dump hers in the spider plant.
799
00:39:45,529 --> 00:39:48,073
-We're not talking about the queso.
-No.
800
00:39:48,908 --> 00:39:52,077
I mean how you spent the entire night
801
00:39:52,161 --> 00:39:54,955
probing and prodding
at Maze and Eve's relationship issues.
802
00:39:55,039 --> 00:39:59,251
I was just encouraging them
to work through some unresolved issues.
803
00:39:59,335 --> 00:40:01,045
Uh-huh. And why were you doing that?
804
00:40:01,128 --> 00:40:02,671
Because I'm a good friend.
805
00:40:03,464 --> 00:40:05,925
And an even better therapist.
I mean, you saw.
806
00:40:06,008 --> 00:40:09,970
From almost broken up to engaged
over a single dinner. I mean… [laughs]
807
00:40:10,054 --> 00:40:11,597
I should put that on my website.
808
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:15,226
Linda, you are a great therapist,
and you did help them.
809
00:40:15,309 --> 00:40:16,143
You did.
810
00:40:17,144 --> 00:40:22,733
But you see, I wonder if some of that
was maybe for your own benefit as well?
811
00:40:24,818 --> 00:40:26,654
Well, maybe…
812
00:40:28,322 --> 00:40:30,658
you're not so bad a therapist yourself.
813
00:40:30,741 --> 00:40:33,160
-[chuckles]
-Okay, I admit.
814
00:40:33,244 --> 00:40:36,163
I admit it, but after God himself
has been on my couch,
815
00:40:36,247 --> 00:40:39,208
it's very difficult
to go back to normal problems.
816
00:40:39,291 --> 00:40:42,044
It's like, "Okay, I'm sorry
you slept with your yoga teacher, again."
817
00:40:42,127 --> 00:40:44,713
-[laughs]
-But I helped saved the universe.
818
00:40:44,797 --> 00:40:46,257
So you thought you would get a rush
819
00:40:46,340 --> 00:40:50,052
from some celestial therapy
one last time before they head south?
820
00:40:52,513 --> 00:40:53,347
Linda.
821
00:40:54,557 --> 00:40:55,558
[sighs]
822
00:40:56,225 --> 00:40:58,185
Yeah, listen, uh…
823
00:40:59,645 --> 00:41:04,692
nobody understands better than me
how earthly things can feel small.
824
00:41:05,484 --> 00:41:08,988
I mean, I was a warrior angel,
fighting for the Silver City,
825
00:41:09,071 --> 00:41:12,741
and now, I'm in training to be a beat cop.
826
00:41:12,825 --> 00:41:14,618
-Okay?
-[both laugh]
827
00:41:15,703 --> 00:41:17,413
But you wanna know what I've learned?
828
00:41:17,997 --> 00:41:18,998
What?
829
00:41:19,582 --> 00:41:23,294
[clicks tongue] No problem is too small.
830
00:41:23,877 --> 00:41:25,671
Whatever good deed you do in the world,
831
00:41:25,754 --> 00:41:30,217
whether it's helping someone
on your block, or…
832
00:41:31,051 --> 00:41:35,472
I don't know, throwing some
elaborate dinner party for your friends…
833
00:41:36,515 --> 00:41:41,312
you are just as much of a hero as you are
fighting a war for the throne of Heaven.
834
00:41:41,395 --> 00:41:43,772
Every act matters.
835
00:41:50,696 --> 00:41:52,656
That's very insightful.
836
00:41:56,994 --> 00:41:58,996
But I don't know if I'm there yet.
837
00:42:01,457 --> 00:42:03,042
Or if I ever will be.
838
00:42:37,409 --> 00:42:39,703
[wings flap]
839
00:42:46,502 --> 00:42:48,504
[indistinct shouting]
840
00:43:07,439 --> 00:43:08,774
[Dan] Ooh!
841
00:43:08,857 --> 00:43:09,817
-Out!
-Are you kidding?
842
00:43:09,900 --> 00:43:11,235
-Yes, it is.
-That was totally in!
843
00:43:11,318 --> 00:43:13,904
You were going for the head.
You were going here.
844
00:43:13,987 --> 00:43:15,239
[Lucifer] What's the score?
845
00:43:15,322 --> 00:43:17,366
[Dan] Hey, there you are,
buddy, what's up?
846
00:43:17,449 --> 00:43:19,535
[exhales, rubs hands together]
847
00:43:19,618 --> 00:43:20,828
What's the plan this time?
848
00:43:22,037 --> 00:43:25,290
I'm-- I'm sorry, Daniel. [sighs]
849
00:43:25,416 --> 00:43:27,835
I can't think of anything new.
I've just come to check in.
850
00:43:30,212 --> 00:43:31,839
Check in? [chuckles]
851
00:43:31,922 --> 00:43:32,756
On what?
852
00:43:33,590 --> 00:43:35,092
Nothing's changed.
853
00:43:35,175 --> 00:43:37,803
I'm still in Hell.
It still sucks. Belios still sucks.
854
00:43:37,886 --> 00:43:39,847
Ping-pong is not his game, dude.
855
00:43:39,930 --> 00:43:42,599
-[Lucifer scoffs]
-Hey. I'm getting better.
856
00:43:42,683 --> 00:43:45,728
It's been almost a thousand years here,
and you still can't keep a volley going.
857
00:43:45,811 --> 00:43:48,021
Daniel, I have commanded
the demons to not torture you.
858
00:43:48,105 --> 00:43:51,817
You are the first soul
ever in this "purgatory."
859
00:43:51,900 --> 00:43:54,403
[sighs] I've invented
an entirely new afterlife for you,
860
00:43:54,486 --> 00:43:57,281
so I apologize
if Belios' serve isn't up to snuff.
861
00:43:57,364 --> 00:43:59,825
It's more my backhand that's weak.
862
00:44:01,827 --> 00:44:04,621
-[Dan sighs]
-[Lucifer groans]
863
00:44:05,205 --> 00:44:07,541
Look. I'm sorry.
864
00:44:08,751 --> 00:44:10,669
I know you're the one stuck here.
865
00:44:11,420 --> 00:44:12,880
You know, I've tried every door.
866
00:44:12,963 --> 00:44:16,675
[laughs] Hell, I even tried
the one that guy Lee walks through.
867
00:44:16,759 --> 00:44:18,719
Well, Lee's door was
a metaphor for his own guilt.
868
00:44:18,802 --> 00:44:20,471
I know it was a metaphor, Lucifer.
869
00:44:21,930 --> 00:44:23,015
Right.
870
00:44:23,098 --> 00:44:25,934
And I know that we're all
tortured by our own guilt down here.
871
00:44:26,018 --> 00:44:29,271
But you know as well as I do
that I've dealt with all my guilt.
872
00:44:31,023 --> 00:44:32,399
So why am I still here?
873
00:44:33,108 --> 00:44:37,112
Why was that guy able to make it
into Heaven and literally no one else?
874
00:44:37,196 --> 00:44:38,155
Why not me?
875
00:44:40,115 --> 00:44:41,366
I don't know.
876
00:44:41,950 --> 00:44:44,161
Well, it seems pretty simple to me.
877
00:44:44,745 --> 00:44:47,372
Just stop screwing around and go be God.
878
00:44:47,456 --> 00:44:49,500
-[exhales]
-Then you can just, like, beam me up.
879
00:44:49,583 --> 00:44:52,211
Daniel, Daniel, Daniel,
we have been through this.
880
00:44:52,294 --> 00:44:54,254
If I act against your wishes,
881
00:44:54,338 --> 00:44:58,091
no matter how unconscious those
are, then that is the end of free will,
882
00:44:58,175 --> 00:45:00,302
which I cannot do.
883
00:45:02,054 --> 00:45:03,180
You know what, man?
884
00:45:04,973 --> 00:45:07,434
Every time you come down here,
you give me hope.
885
00:45:08,143 --> 00:45:09,520
And every time…
886
00:45:10,729 --> 00:45:11,939
you disappoint me.
887
00:45:12,606 --> 00:45:13,732
You let me down.
888
00:45:14,316 --> 00:45:15,651
[Lucifer exhales]
889
00:45:15,734 --> 00:45:16,860
You know what that is?
890
00:45:18,362 --> 00:45:19,363
That's torture.
891
00:45:19,988 --> 00:45:20,823
Daniel.
892
00:45:22,741 --> 00:45:25,369
Don't come back here
unless you actually have the answer.
893
00:45:26,870 --> 00:45:27,955
As you wish.
894
00:45:29,039 --> 00:45:30,833
[huffs]
895
00:45:33,252 --> 00:45:36,296
[thunder crashes]
896
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:37,714
Did you see that?
897
00:45:39,174 --> 00:45:40,843
That's never happened before.
898
00:45:42,135 --> 00:45:43,637
You think it means something?
899
00:45:44,304 --> 00:45:45,264
I doubt it.
900
00:45:49,601 --> 00:45:51,603
Nothing ever changes around here.
901
00:45:51,687 --> 00:45:55,357
["Dirty Hands" by Kendra Dantes playing]
902
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:58,694
♪ Look in my eyes, they lie ♪
903
00:45:58,777 --> 00:46:01,405
♪ Went to Hell a couple times ♪
904
00:46:01,488 --> 00:46:07,035
♪ I'm the joker, I'm the Devil
I'm a demon, I'm a rebel ♪
905
00:46:07,119 --> 00:46:11,623
♪ I've gone mad, don't try to understand ♪
906
00:46:12,541 --> 00:46:18,130
♪ I'm the joker, I'm the Devil
I'm a demon, I'm a rebel ♪
907
00:46:18,213 --> 00:46:20,799
♪ I've gone mad ♪