1 00:00:10,115 --> 00:00:12,784 ["The Passenger" by Iggy Pop playing] 2 00:00:19,541 --> 00:00:21,543 ♪ I am the passenger ♪ 3 00:00:23,169 --> 00:00:25,713 ♪ And I ride, and I ride ♪ 4 00:00:26,631 --> 00:00:30,176 ♪ I ride through the city backsides ♪ 5 00:00:30,260 --> 00:00:33,596 ♪ I see the stars come out of the sky ♪ 6 00:00:34,180 --> 00:00:37,183 ♪ Yeah, they're bright in a hollow sky ♪ 7 00:00:37,267 --> 00:00:40,186 ♪ You know it looks so good tonight… ♪ 8 00:00:40,270 --> 00:00:41,229 [engine revving] 9 00:00:48,194 --> 00:00:50,155 ♪ I am the passenger… ♪ 10 00:00:50,238 --> 00:00:52,240 [tires screech] 11 00:00:52,323 --> 00:00:54,617 [siren wailing] 12 00:00:55,243 --> 00:00:58,746 ♪ I look through my window so bright ♪ 13 00:00:58,830 --> 00:01:02,292 ♪ I see the stars come out tonight ♪ 14 00:01:02,375 --> 00:01:05,962 ♪ I see the bright and hollow sky ♪ 15 00:01:06,045 --> 00:01:09,674 ♪ Over the city's ripped-back sky ♪ 16 00:01:09,757 --> 00:01:13,052 ♪ And everything looks good tonight… ♪ 17 00:01:13,136 --> 00:01:14,596 Oh. [chuckles] 18 00:01:15,346 --> 00:01:17,682 -What can I do for you, Officer? -Know why I pulled you over? 19 00:01:17,765 --> 00:01:20,101 Yes, I wasn't paying enough attention to the road, 20 00:01:20,185 --> 00:01:22,145 and I apologize. I've got a lot on my mind. 21 00:01:22,228 --> 00:01:23,563 This is… 22 00:01:23,646 --> 00:01:24,981 my last night in LA. 23 00:01:25,064 --> 00:01:26,357 Wait. 24 00:01:28,276 --> 00:01:29,277 I know you. 25 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:32,113 Probably. I used to work for the LAPD. 26 00:01:32,197 --> 00:01:33,031 Is that right? 27 00:01:33,114 --> 00:01:37,327 Oh, yes. Crime-solving devil. It was great fun, but that's over now. 28 00:01:37,410 --> 00:01:39,454 -Since the war. -You were in the sandbox? 29 00:01:39,537 --> 00:01:42,165 Uh. More of a football stadium. A month ago. 30 00:01:42,248 --> 00:01:45,627 Fought against my brother and his host of angels for the throne of Heaven. 31 00:01:45,710 --> 00:01:47,378 -It was all very biblical. -Did you win? 32 00:01:47,462 --> 00:01:50,006 Well, I won, but not without having to fly to the Silver City 33 00:01:50,089 --> 00:01:51,716 to save my girlfriend, burn up, 34 00:01:51,799 --> 00:01:54,177 prove to myself I was worthy, stop burning and-- 35 00:01:54,260 --> 00:01:57,180 Yeah, anyway, long story short, now I'm the Big Man. 36 00:01:58,806 --> 00:02:00,934 So, I just pulled over God? 37 00:02:01,017 --> 00:02:04,562 Well, not quite. I still have to ascend to the Silver City and sit on the throne. 38 00:02:04,646 --> 00:02:05,813 I do that tomorrow. 39 00:02:06,439 --> 00:02:08,107 Hold on a minute. 40 00:02:08,608 --> 00:02:13,196 I do know you. You're the officer who likes to drive fast with his siren on. 41 00:02:13,279 --> 00:02:16,324 [chuckles] Yeah, I was afraid you wouldn't recognize me. 42 00:02:16,407 --> 00:02:20,411 Ho-ho-ho! Man, I am so glad I'm running into you again. I have to thank you. 43 00:02:20,495 --> 00:02:23,248 I hope you bought yourself something pretty with that money I gave you. 44 00:02:23,331 --> 00:02:24,791 Oh, I sure did. 45 00:02:24,874 --> 00:02:27,585 Got that sweet foxtail for my bike antenna right there. 46 00:02:27,669 --> 00:02:31,381 I got that and, uh, like, a ton of cocaine. 47 00:02:31,464 --> 00:02:32,298 Oh. 48 00:02:32,382 --> 00:02:35,593 Yeah. Oh, man, it is liberating. 49 00:02:35,677 --> 00:02:37,929 Chasing my desires like that changed my life. 50 00:02:38,012 --> 00:02:40,014 Marvelous. Well, that's the kind of personal touch 51 00:02:40,098 --> 00:02:42,225 I hope to be scaling up as ruler of the universe. 52 00:02:42,308 --> 00:02:43,142 Yeah. 53 00:02:45,270 --> 00:02:47,063 Well, it wasn't all good. 54 00:02:47,146 --> 00:02:49,357 You know, I, uh, I got in trouble at work a lot, 55 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:52,694 so I will be riding that bike for the rest of my career. 56 00:02:53,403 --> 00:02:54,445 And my wife left me. 57 00:02:55,363 --> 00:02:57,156 She took the house. 58 00:02:57,740 --> 00:03:00,451 You know? But my new house is a boat! Yeah. 59 00:03:00,535 --> 00:03:03,329 A lot of great characters down by the marina. Whoo! 60 00:03:03,413 --> 00:03:05,415 Man, do they like to drink. [sighs] 61 00:03:05,498 --> 00:03:06,749 Do they? 62 00:03:06,833 --> 00:03:09,460 Anyways, I am so glad that I got to thank you. 63 00:03:09,544 --> 00:03:11,921 Well, you are more than welcome. 64 00:03:12,839 --> 00:03:14,173 Hey. 65 00:03:16,301 --> 00:03:18,428 You got any more of that money, like last time? 66 00:03:20,888 --> 00:03:21,889 Oh. 67 00:03:24,475 --> 00:03:27,186 {\an8}[tires screech] 68 00:03:27,270 --> 00:03:29,939 [man vocalizing] 69 00:03:42,827 --> 00:03:45,872 Well… hello, Chloe. 70 00:03:45,955 --> 00:03:48,958 [laughs] Still not used to you calling me that. 71 00:03:49,542 --> 00:03:51,377 -Well, don't you like it? -No, I love it. 72 00:03:51,461 --> 00:03:53,755 [chuckles] Shall we? 73 00:03:53,838 --> 00:03:54,714 Yeah. 74 00:03:55,340 --> 00:03:57,091 Can't wait to show you this. 75 00:03:57,175 --> 00:03:59,010 [Chloe laughs] Can't wait to see it. 76 00:04:06,476 --> 00:04:09,228 [men and women clamoring, applauding] 77 00:04:13,566 --> 00:04:17,779 Believe it or not, this is the world's only private club for magicians. 78 00:04:17,862 --> 00:04:20,365 Apart from the one that I started with Rasputin. 79 00:04:20,448 --> 00:04:22,325 The Romanovs were furious. 80 00:04:22,408 --> 00:04:23,409 Yeah, Dai Vernon. 81 00:04:23,493 --> 00:04:25,161 -Do you know who Dai Vernon is? -Mnh-mnh. 82 00:04:25,244 --> 00:04:27,163 -The Professor. Doesn't matter. -Mm. 83 00:04:27,246 --> 00:04:29,540 Dai Vernon challenged a young David Copperfield 84 00:04:29,624 --> 00:04:32,502 to a drinking contest at that bar right there. 85 00:04:32,585 --> 00:04:35,088 -[laughing] -[Lucifer sighs] 86 00:04:35,171 --> 00:04:37,465 1971. I refereed. 87 00:04:37,548 --> 00:04:39,467 Really? Who won? 88 00:04:39,550 --> 00:04:41,469 Well, me, of course. Couldn't help myself. 89 00:04:41,552 --> 00:04:43,638 [hesitates] Oh, my gosh. I don't believe it. 90 00:04:43,721 --> 00:04:46,265 -Look, over there in the corner. -Hmm. 91 00:04:46,349 --> 00:04:50,436 [Lucifer] That is Jon Armstrong, one of the greatest card magicians in the world. 92 00:04:50,978 --> 00:04:52,063 -Oh. -This way. 93 00:04:53,022 --> 00:04:56,943 Oh! Uh, be on  the lookout for secret passages. 94 00:04:57,026 --> 00:04:58,986 -Shh! -[both chuckle] 95 00:04:59,070 --> 00:05:01,239 You know, I've always wanted to come here. 96 00:05:01,322 --> 00:05:03,366 -And you do look amazing. -Thank you. 97 00:05:03,449 --> 00:05:05,284 You know, magic for our last night? 98 00:05:05,368 --> 00:05:07,578 Well, what could be more magical than magic? 99 00:05:07,662 --> 00:05:09,956 I don't know. Isn't magic just a little goofy? 100 00:05:10,039 --> 00:05:13,918 Goofy? It's skill, cunning and deception without telling a lie. What's not to love? 101 00:05:14,001 --> 00:05:17,130 -[man] Coming through. -[laughing] Oh, hello. 102 00:05:17,213 --> 00:05:19,590 So, like, everywhere you look, there's a puzzle to solve. 103 00:05:19,674 --> 00:05:21,717 -No, we're not gonna solve anything. -Oh! 104 00:05:21,801 --> 00:05:25,054 When you know how the tricks work, it ruins everything. Thank you, Bones. 105 00:05:25,138 --> 00:05:27,056 -Have you lost weight? [chuckles] -[Bones cackles] 106 00:05:27,140 --> 00:05:28,433 -Shall we? -Yeah. 107 00:05:28,516 --> 00:05:30,143 I mean, Lucifer, you really expect me 108 00:05:30,226 --> 00:05:32,186 to hang out here all night surrounded by mysteries 109 00:05:32,270 --> 00:05:34,397 and not try to figure out how everything works? 110 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:38,276 Chloe, you are a truth-seeker. That's what made you a great detective. 111 00:05:38,359 --> 00:05:40,194 But me, I'm a wonder-seeker. 112 00:05:40,278 --> 00:05:41,737 You seek wonder? 113 00:05:41,821 --> 00:05:45,491 Well, also drugs, debauchery and now certain extinct whiskeys but yes, 114 00:05:45,575 --> 00:05:48,453 so tonight you are just gonna have to enjoy the wonder with me. Cheers. 115 00:05:48,536 --> 00:05:49,996 [Chloe] Hmm. Oh. 116 00:05:50,621 --> 00:05:53,332 -So I understand, tomorrow… -Mm. 117 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:57,670 …you'll become God and then know how everything works, right? 118 00:05:59,881 --> 00:06:02,175 No, I think it's very sweet 119 00:06:02,258 --> 00:06:06,262 that you wanna spend with me your last night of wonder. 120 00:06:06,345 --> 00:06:08,514 [chuckles] Right, yes. About that. 121 00:06:08,598 --> 00:06:10,558 I was thinking on the drive over, 122 00:06:10,641 --> 00:06:12,977 do we really need to start tomorrow? 123 00:06:13,060 --> 00:06:15,229 [chuckles] I mean, we're having so much fun. 124 00:06:15,313 --> 00:06:17,732 Grandma Penelope's heart's grown three times the size 125 00:06:17,815 --> 00:06:19,358 thanks to her time with Trixie. 126 00:06:19,442 --> 00:06:21,569 Why don't we just extend our vacation a little longer? 127 00:06:21,652 --> 00:06:25,406 Well, I mean, yes, we're having fun, and it's been great, 128 00:06:25,490 --> 00:06:27,408 but you've already pushed the coronation once. 129 00:06:27,492 --> 00:06:29,619 And I mean, don't we have to get up there? 130 00:06:29,702 --> 00:06:34,457 Well, eventually. It's not like the sky's gonna fall in on itself or anything. 131 00:06:34,540 --> 00:06:35,750 -[bell ringing] -Are you sure? 132 00:06:35,833 --> 00:06:37,835 -Because I feel like if we-- -Mm! Mm-mm-mm. 133 00:06:37,919 --> 00:06:39,545 Hold that thought. It's starting. 134 00:06:39,629 --> 00:06:41,881 -Come on. -[audience applauding] 135 00:06:42,465 --> 00:06:44,717 [Lucifer] This is why we are here tonight. 136 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:47,762 The final show of Magnar the Magnificent. [chuckles] 137 00:06:47,845 --> 00:06:50,097 This guy. His act looks like a hundred years old. 138 00:06:50,181 --> 00:06:52,141 One hundred and twenty, to be precise. 139 00:06:52,225 --> 00:06:55,394 The first Magnar created one of the most flawless acts in all of magic, 140 00:06:55,478 --> 00:06:57,271 then he handed the mantle down to his protégé. 141 00:06:57,355 --> 00:07:00,608 And it's been handed down ever since, and tonight in a super-exclusive show-- 142 00:07:00,691 --> 00:07:03,110 It's being handed down again. 143 00:07:03,194 --> 00:07:05,404 -You just can't help yourself, can you? -[laughs] 144 00:07:05,488 --> 00:07:07,365 [woman] Mr. Morningstar! 145 00:07:07,448 --> 00:07:08,699 Right this way. 146 00:07:09,492 --> 00:07:11,577 Oh. Cannot wait. 147 00:07:11,661 --> 00:07:12,495 Thank you. 148 00:07:13,329 --> 00:07:14,830 And for this… 149 00:07:16,541 --> 00:07:21,462 my final act on stage… 150 00:07:21,546 --> 00:07:23,923 [audience gasps] 151 00:07:26,759 --> 00:07:29,178 …I will literally conquer death 152 00:07:29,971 --> 00:07:33,975 and emerge resurrected! 153 00:07:34,058 --> 00:07:36,686 [audience gasps] 154 00:07:42,942 --> 00:07:44,277 [gasping continues] 155 00:07:47,989 --> 00:07:49,740 -She's locked it. -Hmm. 156 00:07:51,075 --> 00:07:53,536 [audience gasping] 157 00:07:55,079 --> 00:07:56,080 [gasps] 158 00:07:56,872 --> 00:07:59,292 -[audience gasps] -Oh! [chuckles] 159 00:08:02,128 --> 00:08:04,213 [gasping continues] 160 00:08:04,297 --> 00:08:06,007 [laughing] 161 00:08:06,090 --> 00:08:09,427 So, obviously, there must be some mechanism in the box so that it-- 162 00:08:09,510 --> 00:08:13,431 Tsk! Tsk! Tsk! Chloe, please! We're not solving any mysteries tonight. 163 00:08:14,724 --> 00:08:17,643 Oh! [laughs] 164 00:08:26,110 --> 00:08:27,737 Resurrection! 165 00:08:28,487 --> 00:08:29,363 [Lucifer gasps] 166 00:08:32,199 --> 00:08:33,909 [audience gasps] 167 00:08:35,828 --> 00:08:38,789 Oh! [laughs] 168 00:08:38,873 --> 00:08:40,416 He's good, isn't he? 169 00:08:53,763 --> 00:08:57,933 {\an8}All right, everybody, just… stay calm and try not to touch anything. 170 00:08:58,017 --> 00:09:01,312 {\an8}This is an active crime scene now. We have everything under control. 171 00:09:01,395 --> 00:09:02,647 {\an8}Poor Magnar. 172 00:09:03,439 --> 00:09:07,151 {\an8}Still, at least he died knowing his illusion was never revealed. 173 00:09:07,693 --> 00:09:09,320 {\an8}-[knocking] -Do you hear that? 174 00:09:09,403 --> 00:09:11,155 {\an8}Is that coming from inside the box? 175 00:09:11,238 --> 00:09:12,448 {\an8}-[pounding] -[muffled shout] 176 00:09:12,531 --> 00:09:14,116 {\an8}You said not to touch anything. 177 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:16,077 {\an8}What? No, open it. 178 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:18,788 {\an8}[pounding, muffled shouting continue] 179 00:09:23,918 --> 00:09:26,879 {\an8}What the hell is going on? 180 00:09:26,962 --> 00:09:29,465 {\an8}Magnar! He's done it again! 181 00:09:29,548 --> 00:09:31,884 {\an8}Erika, how could you miss your cue? 182 00:09:31,967 --> 00:09:35,054 {\an8}But if he's alive there, then who's that? 183 00:09:38,140 --> 00:09:39,475 {\an8}Oh, God. 184 00:09:41,811 --> 00:09:43,354 {\an8}Jared Holbrook. 185 00:09:45,981 --> 00:09:47,108 {\an8}My protégé. 186 00:09:47,191 --> 00:09:49,944 {\an8}So, this is how the trick is performed? 187 00:09:50,027 --> 00:09:53,572 {\an8}You stay hidden in the box, and then he emerges here dressed as you 188 00:09:53,656 --> 00:09:54,657 {\an8}and takes your bow? 189 00:09:54,740 --> 00:09:57,660 {\an8}[Magnar] Yes, he's hidden in there the entire time. 190 00:09:57,743 --> 00:09:59,745 {\an8}-We show the audience it's empty. -[Lucifer humming] 191 00:09:59,829 --> 00:10:05,209 {\an8}Uh, the interior is actually painted to give a false sense of depth. 192 00:10:05,292 --> 00:10:06,335 {\an8}[continues humming] 193 00:10:06,419 --> 00:10:07,920 {\an8}Are you all right, my boy? 194 00:10:08,003 --> 00:10:10,589 {\an8}He just does not like to hear how the tricks are performed. 195 00:10:10,673 --> 00:10:12,341 {\an8}No, I most certainly do not, 196 00:10:12,425 --> 00:10:15,970 {\an8}but I'm sure that there's more that I remain blissfully unaware of. 197 00:10:16,554 --> 00:10:18,347 {\an8}-No, that's pretty much it. -Oh. 198 00:10:18,431 --> 00:10:20,891 {\an8}So do you know of anyone who would wanna hurt Jared 199 00:10:20,975 --> 00:10:22,935 {\an8}-or anyone who was angry with him? -[man] Whoa! 200 00:10:23,602 --> 00:10:25,312 {\an8}Don't say anything else, Dad. 201 00:10:25,396 --> 00:10:28,232 {\an8}I'm a lawyer. My father doesn't have to answer any of these questions. 202 00:10:28,315 --> 00:10:30,526 {\an8}Alan, you're an entertainment lawyer. 203 00:10:31,527 --> 00:10:32,486 {\an8}Not now, Dad. 204 00:10:32,570 --> 00:10:36,741 {\an8}Well, no worries there because we're not actually the police, right, Chloe? 205 00:10:38,409 --> 00:10:40,786 {\an8}No. Currently, no, we're not. 206 00:10:41,912 --> 00:10:44,790 {\an8}Well, then I'd appreciate my dad not being harassed with questions 207 00:10:44,874 --> 00:10:46,459 {\an8}until the cops do arrive. 208 00:10:46,542 --> 00:10:49,837 {\an8}-[door opens] -[Ella shouts] I can't believe it! 209 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:52,923 {\an8}Six weeks of dragging my bag 210 00:10:53,007 --> 00:10:56,093 {\an8}to Lucifer-and-Chloe-less crime scenes and now, boom! 211 00:10:56,177 --> 00:11:00,473 {\an8}You guys are witnesses. Oh, this is so amazing! I mean, hmm… 212 00:11:00,556 --> 00:11:02,850 {\an8}Horrible way to end a date and, you know, 213 00:11:02,933 --> 00:11:06,312 {\an8}horrible for the dead guy, but not horrible for me. 214 00:11:06,395 --> 00:11:08,230 {\an8}Or does that sound horrible? 215 00:11:08,314 --> 00:11:10,024 {\an8}It's nice to see you too, Miss Lopez. 216 00:11:10,107 --> 00:11:14,069 {\an8}Aww, it must be weird being on the other side of things for once, huh? 217 00:11:14,153 --> 00:11:16,405 {\an8}-[Lucifer] Hmm. -Takes a little getting used to. 218 00:11:16,489 --> 00:11:17,990 {\an8}-Yeah, that's for sure. -[huffs] 219 00:11:18,073 --> 00:11:19,742 {\an8}So how are things going with, um, Carol? 220 00:11:19,825 --> 00:11:22,536 {\an8}Good. I mean, he's no you guys, but-- 221 00:11:22,620 --> 00:11:26,290 {\an8}Miss Decker, Mr. Morningstar, it's funny to see you here. [chuckles] 222 00:11:26,373 --> 00:11:29,627 {\an8}Good to see you and no need to be so formal. 223 00:11:29,710 --> 00:11:31,629 {\an8}Any friend of Dan's is… 224 00:11:32,254 --> 00:11:33,172 {\an8}you know. 225 00:11:33,255 --> 00:11:36,509 {\an8}I'm glad you could transfer in. The department's in good hands. 226 00:11:36,592 --> 00:11:39,929 {\an8}Yeah, I mean I have big shoes to fill, Dan's and yours. 227 00:11:40,012 --> 00:11:43,474 {\an8}But thank you so much for securing the crime scene, keeping everybody calm. 228 00:11:43,557 --> 00:11:46,811 {\an8}Not sure I even have to work this case, between you and Ella. [chuckles] 229 00:11:46,894 --> 00:11:48,896 {\an8}[Lucifer chuckles] Lucky for us you do, 230 00:11:48,979 --> 00:11:51,273 {\an8}which means Chloe doesn't have to be a detective anymore, 231 00:11:51,357 --> 00:11:53,818 {\an8}I don't have to have magic ruined for the rest of my life, 232 00:11:53,901 --> 00:11:56,946 {\an8}and we can still make the 8:30 show in the parlor, so if you don't mind… 233 00:11:57,029 --> 00:11:59,865 {\an8}You know, I bet we probably have to hang here 234 00:11:59,949 --> 00:12:02,618 {\an8}because we were witnesses to the murder, right, Carol? 235 00:12:02,701 --> 00:12:05,162 {\an8}[Carol] Yeah, unfortunately she's correct. 236 00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:07,873 {\an8}I'm gonna have to get your statement before you can be released. 237 00:12:08,457 --> 00:12:10,000 {\an8}That's fantastic news. 238 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:12,837 {\an8}[sighs deeply] 239 00:12:13,671 --> 00:12:18,092 {\an8}♪ Mug after mug of alcoholic substance… ♪ 240 00:12:18,175 --> 00:12:22,429 {\an8}All right, so who wants to be tickled by Satan's Whiskers? 241 00:12:22,513 --> 00:12:23,806 {\an8}-[Mazikeen] Ooh! -[laughing] 242 00:12:23,889 --> 00:12:26,684 {\an8}[Linda] There were no "Queen of Hell" themed cocktails. 243 00:12:26,767 --> 00:12:28,102 {\an8}Couldn't find the right pun. 244 00:12:28,185 --> 00:12:31,647 {\an8}That's okay. I've been tickled by those whiskers before. 245 00:12:31,730 --> 00:12:32,606 {\an8}Me too. 246 00:12:32,690 --> 00:12:35,025 {\an8}[laughing] 247 00:12:35,109 --> 00:12:37,069 {\an8}Well, you two are made for each other, aren't you? 248 00:12:37,152 --> 00:12:39,488 {\an8}Oh, yeah. Cheers, you guys. 249 00:12:39,572 --> 00:12:41,532 {\an8}-[Linda] Oh. -Cheers. 250 00:12:41,615 --> 00:12:44,076 {\an8}Wow, you really went all out, Linda. 251 00:12:44,159 --> 00:12:48,372 {\an8}Yeah, well, it's not every day that my best friend and her girlfriend 252 00:12:48,455 --> 00:12:51,041 {\an8}-depart this mortal plane to rule Hell. -[Eve] Mm. 253 00:12:51,625 --> 00:12:54,128 So, Eve, have you, um, ever actually been there? 254 00:12:54,211 --> 00:12:55,713 Mnh-mnh, I have not. 255 00:12:55,796 --> 00:12:59,133 But what an amazing adventure, huh? 256 00:12:59,216 --> 00:13:05,014 From Heaven to Hell and everywhere in between. [laughs] 257 00:13:05,097 --> 00:13:08,726 And this time, I'll have the best partner with me. 258 00:13:11,353 --> 00:13:13,147 [Amenadiel] Are you ready to leave tomorrow? 259 00:13:13,230 --> 00:13:17,276 I mean, I'll be free to fly you down right after Lucifer's coronation. 260 00:13:17,359 --> 00:13:19,278 Hell, yeah, I'm ready. 261 00:13:19,361 --> 00:13:21,989 My Maziqueen's gonna to rule that throne. 262 00:13:22,740 --> 00:13:24,491 I'm gonna make you proud. 263 00:13:24,575 --> 00:13:26,076 Subjugating scum, 264 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:29,163 grinding my siblings under my boot. [chuckles] 265 00:13:29,246 --> 00:13:31,123 [Eve moans] 266 00:13:32,041 --> 00:13:34,668 So, Eve, have, um, you given any thought 267 00:13:34,752 --> 00:13:37,880 as to, uh, what you'll be doing while Maze is ruling? 268 00:13:37,963 --> 00:13:41,926 [exhales] I'm gonna support my girl in all her work. 269 00:13:42,009 --> 00:13:45,721 She's gonna be the greatest queen ever. 270 00:13:45,804 --> 00:13:46,805 [Mazikeen chuckles] 271 00:13:47,389 --> 00:13:50,225 That's great, but what will that actually look like for you? 272 00:13:50,309 --> 00:13:53,854 Will you also be "subjugating scum"? 273 00:13:55,731 --> 00:13:59,234 [chuckles] I don't know, I mean… 274 00:13:59,318 --> 00:14:01,904 I'll figure it out when we get there. 275 00:14:01,987 --> 00:14:02,821 Yeah. 276 00:14:03,405 --> 00:14:05,908 -Huh. Okay. Uh… -[Mazikeen and Eve laugh] 277 00:14:05,991 --> 00:14:10,037 Okay, well, it's time for appetizers. I made deviled eggs. 278 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:12,456 -[Eve] Ooh, yeah! -Let's do that. [chuckles] 279 00:14:19,088 --> 00:14:20,464 [camera shutter clicks] 280 00:14:20,547 --> 00:14:23,509 Miss Lopez, when do you think we'll be wrapping up? 281 00:14:24,134 --> 00:14:26,136 [sighs] I'm not sure. 282 00:14:26,220 --> 00:14:27,554 I spoke with Magnar, 283 00:14:27,638 --> 00:14:31,058 and he explained that for this particular illusion, 284 00:14:31,141 --> 00:14:34,061 only one of the dueling sabers is actually sharp, 285 00:14:34,144 --> 00:14:36,689 the one they use to cut the apple with on stage. 286 00:14:36,772 --> 00:14:39,441 -But this one was also sharp. -[exhales] 287 00:14:39,525 --> 00:14:42,903 Which means the killer prepared it, totally premeditated. 288 00:14:42,987 --> 00:14:47,408 Oh. Right, sorry, old habits. Not your problem anymore. 289 00:14:47,491 --> 00:14:50,577 No, now my problem is I know about fake dueling sabers. 290 00:14:50,661 --> 00:14:52,663 I need this over and done with as quickly as possible 291 00:14:52,746 --> 00:14:55,082 so Chloe and I can continue our wonder-seeking date. 292 00:14:56,458 --> 00:14:59,086 You guys are absolutely adorbs. 293 00:15:00,212 --> 00:15:01,463 I really do miss you. 294 00:15:02,339 --> 00:15:04,216 Family business, I get it. 295 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,135 You're in my prayers. 296 00:15:07,511 --> 00:15:09,555 For what that's worth. 297 00:15:10,347 --> 00:15:12,182 What do you mean, for what that's worth? 298 00:15:12,266 --> 00:15:14,727 I thought that was worth a lot to you, Miss Lopez. 299 00:15:14,810 --> 00:15:16,520 Another crisis of faith? 300 00:15:17,146 --> 00:15:19,606 Oh, no, that-- that was so two years ago. 301 00:15:19,690 --> 00:15:22,151 I-- I definitely still believe. 302 00:15:22,234 --> 00:15:23,402 It's just… 303 00:15:24,486 --> 00:15:25,904 [sighs] 304 00:15:25,988 --> 00:15:29,742 Uh, okay, this might sound absolutely crazy, 305 00:15:29,825 --> 00:15:34,830 but lately, I've been praying a lot, 306 00:15:35,831 --> 00:15:38,917 and it feels like nobody's listening. 307 00:15:39,501 --> 00:15:43,464 Like the Big Guy's just not there or something. 308 00:15:45,090 --> 00:15:46,800 I know. It's so dodo-headed. 309 00:15:46,884 --> 00:15:50,054 [chuckles] I mean, like, as if that could really happen, right? No way! 310 00:15:50,137 --> 00:15:53,432 -[laughs] Yes. That would be dodo-headed. -[camera shutter clicks] 311 00:15:55,267 --> 00:15:58,896 So the act has a live chicken and a live butterfly. 312 00:15:58,979 --> 00:16:01,065 This is all very helpful. 313 00:16:02,107 --> 00:16:03,734 [Chloe sighs] 314 00:16:06,236 --> 00:16:08,822 Hey, I haven't seen you around here before. 315 00:16:08,906 --> 00:16:10,449 I'm Keaton Call. 316 00:16:11,325 --> 00:16:14,286 You probably know me from my Instagram account, BroMagic69. 317 00:16:14,995 --> 00:16:17,748 -I don't. -Well, four million other people do. 318 00:16:17,831 --> 00:16:20,793 Hey, if you wanna see the future of magic, check out my profile. 319 00:16:21,376 --> 00:16:22,294 -Okay. -Hmm. 320 00:16:22,377 --> 00:16:24,171 Yeah, I'll definitely do that. 321 00:16:24,254 --> 00:16:27,382 You know, if Magnar had made me his apprentice would still be alive. 322 00:16:29,218 --> 00:16:31,595 Not saying that my work saves lives, but… [laughs] 323 00:16:31,678 --> 00:16:33,097 So you know Magnar? 324 00:16:33,180 --> 00:16:34,723 -Hmm. -Huh? 325 00:16:34,807 --> 00:16:36,517 I was his apprentice before Jared. 326 00:16:37,184 --> 00:16:38,018 Yeah. 327 00:16:38,727 --> 00:16:39,603 Damn, Jared. 328 00:16:39,686 --> 00:16:43,315 That could've been me getting stabbed, if I hadn't discovered social media. 329 00:16:44,108 --> 00:16:46,527 My problem is I'm an innovator. I see the future. 330 00:16:46,610 --> 00:16:48,695 All these other old fogies, they're stuck in the past. 331 00:16:48,779 --> 00:16:52,491 Meanwhile, my phone is blowing up. AGT, Vegas. 332 00:16:52,574 --> 00:16:55,744 [chuckles] Magnar's climbing in the coffins. I'm on a rocket. Yeah. 333 00:16:55,828 --> 00:16:58,664 Wow, Magnar must be really jealous of all your success. 334 00:16:58,747 --> 00:17:03,001 You walking away and blowing up while he stays a small, insider act. 335 00:17:03,085 --> 00:17:05,254 Magnar, nah. He-- 336 00:17:05,337 --> 00:17:08,423 Look, a lot of people are jealous of me, of course. 337 00:17:08,507 --> 00:17:10,134 Are you kidding me? [laughs] 338 00:17:10,217 --> 00:17:12,344 Not Magnar. Magnar's a sweet old man. 339 00:17:12,427 --> 00:17:14,096 -Me and him are still tight. -Hmm. 340 00:17:14,179 --> 00:17:16,223 At his pre-show ritual with him tonight, 341 00:17:16,306 --> 00:17:19,059 we had a Magnar Mai Tai, the usual. 342 00:17:19,143 --> 00:17:20,602 -[laughs] -Oh. 343 00:17:20,686 --> 00:17:22,146 So you saw him arrive? 344 00:17:22,729 --> 00:17:25,232 How close to showtime does he have that drink? 345 00:17:25,315 --> 00:17:30,696 He goes from the car to the bar stool to the curtain. 346 00:17:31,655 --> 00:17:32,573 Always has. 347 00:17:32,656 --> 00:17:34,950 Hey, I really dig how into talking to me you are. 348 00:17:35,033 --> 00:17:37,494 It kind of feels like we're already dating. 349 00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:39,621 I mean, we're already accessorizing alike. 350 00:17:39,705 --> 00:17:40,539 What? 351 00:17:48,213 --> 00:17:49,464 Have a good night. 352 00:17:49,548 --> 00:17:51,216 -Thank you. -Thanks. 353 00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:53,343 -Uh, can I talk to you a second? -Uh, sure, yes. 354 00:17:53,427 --> 00:17:55,095 Uh, can you excuse me for just a moment? 355 00:17:55,846 --> 00:17:57,222 What's up? Everything okay? 356 00:17:57,306 --> 00:18:00,851 Yeah, yeah, so I think I have an alibi for Magnar. Another magician was with him 357 00:18:00,934 --> 00:18:03,312 from the time he got here until the start of the show. 358 00:18:03,395 --> 00:18:05,022 You really need to talk to him and see if… 359 00:18:06,982 --> 00:18:08,400 Did you already talk to him? 360 00:18:08,984 --> 00:18:11,778 I'm so sorry. You're a good detective, just ignore me. 361 00:18:11,862 --> 00:18:13,030 -I'm pretty okay. -Mm-hmm. 362 00:18:13,113 --> 00:18:16,283 Listen, I appreciate the help. I really do. 363 00:18:16,366 --> 00:18:19,119 -But you don't have to stay. Okay? -[Lucifer sighs] 364 00:18:19,203 --> 00:18:21,705 Don't let this ruin your night. Everything is under control. 365 00:18:21,788 --> 00:18:25,167 That is good news. I'm sure it's in very capable hands, Detective… 366 00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:26,335 you. 367 00:18:26,418 --> 00:18:28,879 So, shall we, Chloe? [chuckles] 368 00:18:28,962 --> 00:18:30,339 -[Chloe] Yeah. -[Ella] Hold up. 369 00:18:30,422 --> 00:18:33,550 I just confirmed. Jared was killed sometime in the last two hours. 370 00:18:35,385 --> 00:18:38,222 And no one's left since then. So you should keep holding everybody. 371 00:18:38,305 --> 00:18:41,225 -And that door's the only way out. -Well, except for the secret passages. 372 00:18:41,308 --> 00:18:43,560 No, that is a myth. We talked to everyone. 373 00:18:43,644 --> 00:18:46,355 Which means the killer is still in the building. 374 00:18:46,438 --> 00:18:48,607 Locked room mystery, you guys. 375 00:18:49,358 --> 00:18:52,361 So, who's up for an all-nighter? 376 00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:57,032 -[clears throat] -[gasps] 377 00:19:02,955 --> 00:19:05,082 Jared was about to inherit, from what I understand, 378 00:19:05,165 --> 00:19:07,918 is a pretty legendary role in magic. 379 00:19:08,001 --> 00:19:09,544 Did that create any jealousy? 380 00:19:10,379 --> 00:19:11,672 Jealousy? 381 00:19:11,755 --> 00:19:15,384 What, of Jared? Are you kidding? It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. 382 00:19:16,468 --> 00:19:20,847 And your relationship with him, would you say it was free of conflict? 383 00:19:20,931 --> 00:19:23,976 Mm-hmm. Jared was a great collaborator. 384 00:19:24,059 --> 00:19:27,020 He was talking about helping me develop my own stage show. 385 00:19:27,104 --> 00:19:29,773 I've heard Jared described as "well-liked." Would you agree? 386 00:19:29,856 --> 00:19:32,484 Jared wasn't just well-liked, he was respected. 387 00:19:32,567 --> 00:19:34,736 Hell, even I can't deny the guy had chops. 388 00:19:34,820 --> 00:19:39,658 I've heard he was set to cash in on some big Netflix series about Magnar. 389 00:19:39,741 --> 00:19:41,535 And this is your first time here? 390 00:19:41,618 --> 00:19:43,328 First time. Yes, yes. 391 00:19:44,121 --> 00:19:46,206 [gasps] Wait. Is there anyone else new here? 392 00:19:46,290 --> 00:19:47,124 Is that a clue? 393 00:19:47,207 --> 00:19:51,378 No, not that it's my place to, um, ask anymore, but is it? 394 00:19:51,461 --> 00:19:56,300 So let's just start with what you were doing before the event this evening. 395 00:19:56,383 --> 00:19:57,426 Oh, that's easy. 396 00:19:57,509 --> 00:19:59,678 I was bribing a motorcycle cop. 397 00:20:00,637 --> 00:20:02,139 You were bribing a police officer? 398 00:20:02,222 --> 00:20:03,932 Indeed. Not for the first time. 399 00:20:04,016 --> 00:20:07,477 If you ask him, I'm sure he'll corroborate. He's a bit of an over-sharer. 400 00:20:07,561 --> 00:20:11,106 And up until recently, you consulted for the LAPD? 401 00:20:11,189 --> 00:20:13,317 -Mm-hmm. -You also claim that you're the Devil? 402 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:14,401 Was the Devil. 403 00:20:14,484 --> 00:20:16,320 God now. Well, nearly. 404 00:20:16,403 --> 00:20:19,531 Tonight's event was a pretty intimate one. How did you get an invite? 405 00:20:19,614 --> 00:20:21,825 I've been a member here since it first opened. [chuckles] 406 00:20:21,908 --> 00:20:22,826 In 1963. 407 00:20:23,410 --> 00:20:24,369 Sounds about right. 408 00:20:24,453 --> 00:20:26,121 And how old would you say you are again? 409 00:20:26,204 --> 00:20:29,124 Well, time works very differently in Hell, so… 410 00:20:29,791 --> 00:20:31,293 probably have to go with ageless. 411 00:20:31,376 --> 00:20:34,463 He's just sensitive about his age. Even I don't know the real number. 412 00:20:34,546 --> 00:20:38,550 And just out of curiosity, um, how are you with swords? 413 00:20:38,633 --> 00:20:40,302 Oh, a bit rusty. 414 00:20:40,385 --> 00:20:43,680 Although I did recently defeat a Yakuza boss in a duel. 415 00:20:43,764 --> 00:20:46,141 And I did stab a man through the heart once. 416 00:20:46,224 --> 00:20:47,893 Well, that is quite the coincidence. 417 00:20:47,976 --> 00:20:49,978 'Cause that is exactly how Jared was killed. 418 00:20:50,062 --> 00:20:51,355 Fascinating. 419 00:20:51,438 --> 00:20:53,482 Though I used a demon blade, this was a sword. 420 00:20:53,565 --> 00:20:55,317 So not really relevant, I suppose. 421 00:20:56,485 --> 00:20:58,153 It was all very complicated. 422 00:20:59,029 --> 00:21:00,113 Best not to dwell. 423 00:21:00,197 --> 00:21:02,699 ♪ Bring out the Devil in me ♪ 424 00:21:02,783 --> 00:21:04,868 Hey. What did you say in there? 425 00:21:05,869 --> 00:21:08,080 The truth. It's what I always tell everyone. [chuckles] 426 00:21:08,163 --> 00:21:09,539 I know, and I love you for that, 427 00:21:09,623 --> 00:21:12,667 but because of what you said to Carol, that you're his number one suspect now. 428 00:21:12,751 --> 00:21:14,169 What? That's absurd. 429 00:21:14,252 --> 00:21:16,171 I'd never kill a magician. 430 00:21:16,254 --> 00:21:19,257 I mean, a mentalist maybe, but not an artist like Jared. 431 00:21:19,341 --> 00:21:20,842 Well, I know that, and you know that, 432 00:21:20,926 --> 00:21:22,386 but Carol, he's by the book. 433 00:21:22,469 --> 00:21:24,137 He's not gonna let you off on my word alone, 434 00:21:24,221 --> 00:21:26,515 so I really think there's only one thing we can do. 435 00:21:27,432 --> 00:21:31,269 Go home, have sex, fall asleep and never think about him again? [laughs] 436 00:21:31,353 --> 00:21:34,272 No, solve this case on our own. 437 00:21:34,981 --> 00:21:35,816 What? 438 00:21:36,650 --> 00:21:38,110 [Carol] Your alibi checked out. 439 00:21:38,693 --> 00:21:42,197 Yeah, motorcycle cop called and confirmed your story. 440 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:43,448 [Lucifer] Ah. 441 00:21:43,532 --> 00:21:45,075 -Really? -[Carol] Yeah. 442 00:21:45,158 --> 00:21:47,994 I mean, he's been suspended now, but you're no longer a suspect. 443 00:21:48,078 --> 00:21:51,039 Well, that's-- that's great. 444 00:21:52,290 --> 00:21:54,960 Carol, I just got some really juicy gossip. 445 00:21:55,043 --> 00:21:56,795 -Well, it's actually a clue. -Hmm. 446 00:21:56,878 --> 00:21:59,923 God, isn't it just so interesting how there's always so much insider-y drama, 447 00:22:00,006 --> 00:22:01,216 no matter what the industry? 448 00:22:01,299 --> 00:22:05,137 -Even the toy industry, they have spies. -Toy industry. Give us one second, please. 449 00:22:05,220 --> 00:22:06,888 -Ella. What's the clue? -Oh. 450 00:22:06,972 --> 00:22:08,598 Right, so, 451 00:22:08,682 --> 00:22:11,935 the club books rooms in their hotel for its acts when they come perform. 452 00:22:12,018 --> 00:22:12,853 [Carol] Right. 453 00:22:12,936 --> 00:22:16,273 But assistant Erika didn't get booked in her own room. 454 00:22:16,356 --> 00:22:17,190 -And… -Really? 455 00:22:17,274 --> 00:22:21,445 …when victim Jared ordered room service, it was charged on Erika's… 456 00:22:21,528 --> 00:22:23,155 -Her credit card. -…credit card. 457 00:22:23,238 --> 00:22:26,199 So they're having an affair that she didn't disclose to me. 458 00:22:26,283 --> 00:22:28,452 -May be time to talk to her again. -Think so. 459 00:22:28,535 --> 00:22:29,870 -Thank you. -Sure. 460 00:22:33,582 --> 00:22:34,416 Wow. 461 00:22:35,709 --> 00:22:37,627 This is just fantastic. 462 00:22:37,711 --> 00:22:40,630 I mean, look at this, everything is so elaborate, 463 00:22:40,714 --> 00:22:45,177 and it actually got me thinking. [sighs] 464 00:22:45,260 --> 00:22:47,888 This is what I'm going to do. 465 00:22:47,971 --> 00:22:51,099 [chuckles] What? Go way too hard on food puns? 466 00:22:51,183 --> 00:22:53,393 No. Dinner parties. 467 00:22:53,477 --> 00:22:57,689 Just parties of all kinds. You know, like I did in the Silver City. 468 00:22:57,772 --> 00:23:00,901 You could rule Hell, and I could run the social calendar. 469 00:23:00,984 --> 00:23:03,862 I can meet everyone, and I can, you know, 470 00:23:03,945 --> 00:23:06,448 just, um, bring in all the happiness 471 00:23:06,531 --> 00:23:08,408 and fun and good times. 472 00:23:08,492 --> 00:23:13,038 -You know. [snapping fingers]  -Hell could definitely use some of that. 473 00:23:13,121 --> 00:23:13,955 -Yeah. -Yeah. 474 00:23:14,039 --> 00:23:17,292 Honey, who are you going to bring fun to? 475 00:23:17,375 --> 00:23:19,711 The tortured, damned souls? 476 00:23:19,794 --> 00:23:21,004 Uh, yeah. 477 00:23:22,047 --> 00:23:24,716 [Linda] Well, it's not just damned souls, right? 478 00:23:24,799 --> 00:23:26,718 It's your siblings too, Maze. 479 00:23:26,801 --> 00:23:29,262 That's right. That's right, thank you, Linda. 480 00:23:29,346 --> 00:23:32,307 I get to hang out with your family. Amazing! 481 00:23:32,390 --> 00:23:35,810 Yeah. No. They're walking-talking garbage. I'm keeping you far away from them. 482 00:23:39,773 --> 00:23:40,607 [Eve] So… 483 00:23:41,858 --> 00:23:46,363 just so I'm clear, what is it that you picture me doing exactly? 484 00:23:46,446 --> 00:23:49,366 Just cleaning and cooking for just you? 485 00:23:49,449 --> 00:23:52,702 'Cause that sounds incredibly lonely, Maze. 486 00:23:52,786 --> 00:23:54,454 [Mazikeen] I'm not enough for you? 487 00:23:54,538 --> 00:23:58,375 Not at all. Don't twist my words. You always do this when you're angry. 488 00:23:58,458 --> 00:24:02,170 [Mazikeen] You're telling me I make you feel lonely! I mean, how twisted is that? 489 00:24:02,254 --> 00:24:03,755 I'm joining the police force! 490 00:24:05,674 --> 00:24:07,133 -What? -[Amenadiel] Yeah. 491 00:24:07,217 --> 00:24:11,096 I've been in the police academy for a while now, and it's, uh, going well. 492 00:24:11,179 --> 00:24:13,515 Dan's parting gift. He put the application in for me. 493 00:24:13,598 --> 00:24:15,725 That's great. But we should get back to Maze-- 494 00:24:15,809 --> 00:24:17,519 [Mazikeen] Why the hell didn't you tell me? 495 00:24:17,602 --> 00:24:20,146 I guess I just wanted to see how, 496 00:24:20,230 --> 00:24:22,274 you know, everything was gonna work out first, 497 00:24:22,357 --> 00:24:26,069 and-- and honestly, I thought that you would do nothing but make fun of me. 498 00:24:26,152 --> 00:24:27,153 Oh, I will. 499 00:24:27,237 --> 00:24:30,240 This is the greatest gift you have ever given me. 500 00:24:30,323 --> 00:24:31,283 [softly] Thank you. 501 00:24:31,366 --> 00:24:32,576 -[sighs] -You're welcome. 502 00:24:33,285 --> 00:24:35,579 Congratulations. I'm so happy for you. 503 00:24:35,662 --> 00:24:37,831 Go ahead. Tell us all about the academy. 504 00:24:37,914 --> 00:24:40,417 -[Mazikeen] Mm-hmm. -[Amenadiel] Oh, well… 505 00:24:44,462 --> 00:24:46,172 Erika, I'm a little confused. 506 00:24:46,965 --> 00:24:50,135 You neglected to tell me that you were in a relationship with the victim. 507 00:24:50,719 --> 00:24:54,431 Well, it's not that confusing. I didn't tell you because it makes me look bad. 508 00:24:54,514 --> 00:24:57,892 Why would it make you look bad? Everyone I talked to loved Jared. 509 00:24:57,976 --> 00:24:59,811 Yeah. Right. 510 00:24:59,894 --> 00:25:01,062 Mr. Popular? 511 00:25:01,146 --> 00:25:02,606 With the guys, maybe. 512 00:25:03,189 --> 00:25:06,651 I don't know if you know this, but magic is a huge boys' club. 513 00:25:07,235 --> 00:25:08,987 I really thought Jared was different. 514 00:25:09,863 --> 00:25:11,239 I thought he saw my talent. 515 00:25:11,323 --> 00:25:12,574 He made you promises, didn't he? 516 00:25:13,158 --> 00:25:16,202 Jared told me that he would produce my solo act. 517 00:25:16,286 --> 00:25:18,913 But once Magnar made the decision to retire, 518 00:25:19,706 --> 00:25:22,250 suddenly Jared wasn't talking about my career anymore. 519 00:25:22,334 --> 00:25:24,753 And that is why you thought it would make you look bad. 520 00:25:24,836 --> 00:25:29,299 Angry sidepiece, tossed away as soon as the dead guy hits it big. 521 00:25:29,883 --> 00:25:32,135 You're gonna tell me that doesn't look bad? 522 00:25:36,014 --> 00:25:38,266 -What are you doing? -[gasps] 523 00:25:38,892 --> 00:25:40,018 He thinks it's her. 524 00:25:40,101 --> 00:25:42,479 I hope it bloody is so we can finally get on with our date. 525 00:25:42,562 --> 00:25:45,357 No, something isn't adding up. I can feel it in my gut. 526 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,776 Well, maybe your gut hasn't been receiving its emails, 527 00:25:47,859 --> 00:25:50,320 but the rest of you is retired. This is Carl's job now. 528 00:25:50,403 --> 00:25:51,279 Carol. 529 00:25:51,363 --> 00:25:52,405 -What? -Carol. 530 00:25:52,489 --> 00:25:54,032 Really? Ew. 531 00:25:54,115 --> 00:25:55,784 Lucifer, he's got the wrong person. 532 00:25:55,867 --> 00:25:58,703 We have to solve this, or an innocent woman might go to jail. 533 00:26:00,830 --> 00:26:01,748 Oh. 534 00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:08,838 Ella, did we get any physical evidence off the body? 535 00:26:08,922 --> 00:26:11,925 Oh, actually, I can't really get into that right now. 536 00:26:12,008 --> 00:26:15,011 Ugh, Decker, this is killing me, but you're not on the team anymore. 537 00:26:15,095 --> 00:26:16,805 Miss Lopez makes an excellent point. 538 00:26:16,888 --> 00:26:20,809 We are here seeking wonder, not truth. Remember? Uh-- Ooh! 539 00:26:20,892 --> 00:26:24,437 Look, that man just pulled a card out of nowhere. Wondrous. 540 00:26:24,521 --> 00:26:26,272 Oh, did you check the victim's clothing 541 00:26:26,356 --> 00:26:28,400 for any secret compartments, pockets, anything? 542 00:26:28,483 --> 00:26:32,278 Right, because it's not just about checking for normal dead-guy stuff. 543 00:26:32,362 --> 00:26:34,948 It's about checking for magician dead-guy stuff. 544 00:26:35,031 --> 00:26:38,868 Oh, man, I could totally do a panel on this at the next Forensicon. Brilliant! 545 00:26:38,952 --> 00:26:40,286 [Chloe] Nice. 546 00:26:40,370 --> 00:26:42,580 You're really helping with this investigation, aren't you? 547 00:26:42,664 --> 00:26:45,041 Well, it's like you said. I'm a truth-seeker. 548 00:26:45,125 --> 00:26:47,669 Chloe, I know you miss being a detective, 549 00:26:47,752 --> 00:26:49,754 but we're at a different stage of our lives now. 550 00:26:49,838 --> 00:26:53,550 Well, are we? I mean, you just told me that you've delayed the next stage again. 551 00:26:54,175 --> 00:26:55,844 Look, this isn't easy on me either. 552 00:26:56,803 --> 00:27:00,932 I'm starting a new day job, in Heaven, and the commute daily, alone. 553 00:27:01,015 --> 00:27:01,891 Understood. 554 00:27:01,975 --> 00:27:04,102 Right, and all I'm trying to say is that 555 00:27:04,185 --> 00:27:07,480 I just think that there might be some deeper reasons behind these excuses 556 00:27:07,564 --> 00:27:09,524 and that maybe we should talk about them. 557 00:27:09,607 --> 00:27:12,152 -'Cause you can't put this off forever. -[Ella] Bingo! 558 00:27:12,736 --> 00:27:13,695 -Sort of. -[clicks] 559 00:27:13,778 --> 00:27:14,696 I found a bead. 560 00:27:14,779 --> 00:27:18,742 Tucked up in a secret pocket, like you said, up in his sleeve. 561 00:27:18,825 --> 00:27:21,870 But Magnar's costume doesn't have any beadwork on it, 562 00:27:21,953 --> 00:27:23,872 so maybe this is just part of a trick? 563 00:27:24,622 --> 00:27:28,418 No. It's not magic. It's good police work. I think we may have cracked the case. 564 00:27:29,002 --> 00:27:33,256 Uh, care to clue in the actual police person on what that means? 565 00:27:33,339 --> 00:27:34,966 No? Cool. 566 00:27:35,049 --> 00:27:36,426 -[Lucifer sighs] -Huh? 567 00:27:38,887 --> 00:27:39,971 Miss Lopez, a question. 568 00:27:40,054 --> 00:27:42,557 I don't have a thing for Carol at all. I don't think he's cute. 569 00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:44,058 -That wasn't the question. -Oh. 570 00:27:44,142 --> 00:27:47,687 When you said you didn't feel God's presence anymore… 571 00:27:47,771 --> 00:27:49,606 I mean, is that such a bad thing? 572 00:27:49,689 --> 00:27:51,441 Uh, yeah, dude. 573 00:27:51,524 --> 00:27:54,068 I mean, being ever-present is God's whole thing. 574 00:27:54,152 --> 00:27:57,238 That's what makes the Big Guy the Big Guy. 575 00:27:57,322 --> 00:27:58,448 He's always there. 576 00:27:58,531 --> 00:28:00,658 Right, but surely he can't be always there. [chuckling] 577 00:28:00,742 --> 00:28:03,787 I mean, doesn't God have personal matters to attend to? 578 00:28:03,870 --> 00:28:07,457 The odd round of golf or spending time with loved ones? 579 00:28:07,540 --> 00:28:10,293 That's the best part. He's not like you and me. 580 00:28:10,376 --> 00:28:12,796 We are all God's loved ones. 581 00:28:13,379 --> 00:28:14,798 And no matter what he's doing, 582 00:28:14,881 --> 00:28:21,513 the only thing, the only thing that God cares about is caring about us. 583 00:28:21,596 --> 00:28:24,015 Not the only thing. He did quite like NCIS. 584 00:28:24,098 --> 00:28:26,351 [Ella] It doesn't matter who you are or what you've done, 585 00:28:26,434 --> 00:28:30,563 if you are Mr. Rogers or some sleazeball Internet troll, 586 00:28:31,272 --> 00:28:32,941 he is there for everyone. 587 00:28:35,026 --> 00:28:36,986 Or at least, he's supposed to be. 588 00:28:37,070 --> 00:28:39,113 -Indeed. -[sighs] 589 00:28:39,197 --> 00:28:41,241 We're already accessorizing alike. 590 00:28:41,324 --> 00:28:42,867 What's that on your wrist? 591 00:28:42,951 --> 00:28:44,160 [gasps] 592 00:28:44,244 --> 00:28:46,663 Yeah, what is that on her wrist? 593 00:28:49,332 --> 00:28:50,208 [hesitates] 594 00:28:50,291 --> 00:28:52,919 We found a bead from one of your bracelets on Jared's body. 595 00:28:53,002 --> 00:28:55,964 Your actual bracelet. Not one of the cheap, plastic handouts. 596 00:28:56,047 --> 00:28:57,257 What are you talking about? 597 00:28:57,841 --> 00:29:00,093 Maybe you lost it in the struggle? 598 00:29:00,176 --> 00:29:03,346 Whoa, chill out, Nancy Drew. Why would I wanna hurt Jared? 599 00:29:03,429 --> 00:29:05,306 I already told you I didn't wanna be Magnar. 600 00:29:05,390 --> 00:29:07,308 Wonderful. Can you please? 601 00:29:08,309 --> 00:29:09,811 -Ugh. -Thank you. 602 00:29:09,894 --> 00:29:12,897 When in Rome. Tell me, Duran Duran… 603 00:29:14,858 --> 00:29:16,901 what is it you truly desire? 604 00:29:18,570 --> 00:29:19,696 I… 605 00:29:19,779 --> 00:29:21,197 I wanna be Magnar. [gulps] 606 00:29:21,948 --> 00:29:23,032 Do you? 607 00:29:23,616 --> 00:29:25,159 Uh… [hesitates] 608 00:29:26,452 --> 00:29:29,622 Okay, fine, I've always wanted to be Magnar, but… 609 00:29:29,706 --> 00:29:33,334 [sighs] …the truth is I'm not cut out for the stage. 610 00:29:33,418 --> 00:29:36,880 Do you know how many viewing angles you have to cover? 611 00:29:36,963 --> 00:29:38,673 Instagram, man, it's way easier. 612 00:29:38,756 --> 00:29:40,800 You just set up the camera in the perfect angle, 613 00:29:40,884 --> 00:29:43,344 do it as many times as you need, let the likes pour in. 614 00:29:43,428 --> 00:29:46,639 Oh, so, I see. You weren't a good enough magician to be like Magnar. 615 00:29:46,723 --> 00:29:48,766 Hey, hey, I'm a great magician… 616 00:29:50,310 --> 00:29:51,769 on Instagram. 617 00:29:55,315 --> 00:29:56,190 You know what? 618 00:29:57,525 --> 00:29:59,652 [chuckles] That's okay. 619 00:29:59,736 --> 00:30:02,739 You know what? You should've thought of that before you killed Jared. 620 00:30:02,822 --> 00:30:04,616 Turn around. You're under arrest. Turn around. 621 00:30:04,699 --> 00:30:05,742 [Carol] Miss Decker! 622 00:30:09,245 --> 00:30:10,705 Can I talk to you for a second? 623 00:30:12,498 --> 00:30:15,168 So Uncle Hanjobadiel, the angel of giving, 624 00:30:15,251 --> 00:30:18,630 left us with the gift of a $4,000 plumbing bill. 625 00:30:18,713 --> 00:30:21,049 -[laughing] -Oh, my God. 626 00:30:21,132 --> 00:30:23,051 Well, that's just the kind of thing that happens 627 00:30:23,134 --> 00:30:26,095 when you have hundreds of celestial family members. 628 00:30:28,097 --> 00:30:31,976 Oh, I'm-- I'm sorry, Eve. I didn't mean to bring up a sore subject. 629 00:30:33,144 --> 00:30:37,065 I know how complicated it is between you and your family, Maze. 630 00:30:37,148 --> 00:30:40,860 It's complicated enough when humans meet their partners' families, 631 00:30:40,944 --> 00:30:44,197 but when it's celestial, it's so much bigger. 632 00:30:45,615 --> 00:30:49,494 It really bothers me that you don't want me spending time with your family. 633 00:30:52,121 --> 00:30:54,290 Maze, it's important to discuss these issues. 634 00:30:54,374 --> 00:30:57,502 And it's important to eat this ice cream torture cake before it melts. 635 00:30:57,585 --> 00:31:00,630 I don't want to talk about Hell! 636 00:31:01,506 --> 00:31:03,007 -Maze. -Linda. 637 00:31:03,091 --> 00:31:04,175 Amenadiel. 638 00:31:04,258 --> 00:31:05,426 -Linda. -Stop. 639 00:31:05,510 --> 00:31:08,137 I don't wanna talk about it because I don't wanna go! 640 00:31:12,725 --> 00:31:15,144 You don't want to go to Hell? 641 00:31:15,228 --> 00:31:17,188 Look, I hate to disappoint you. 642 00:31:17,271 --> 00:31:21,901 I know how excited you are for me to be queen, but I like it here. 643 00:31:26,197 --> 00:31:29,033 [laughs] I don't wanna go to Hell either. 644 00:31:29,117 --> 00:31:30,034 [laughs] 645 00:31:30,118 --> 00:31:32,829 I just thought going home would make you happy. 646 00:31:32,912 --> 00:31:35,206 I don't need to go home to be happy. 647 00:31:35,289 --> 00:31:36,749 You're my Hell. 648 00:31:37,417 --> 00:31:39,377 I love bounty hunting here. 649 00:31:39,460 --> 00:31:41,713 It's so much better when they're still alive, you know. 650 00:31:41,796 --> 00:31:43,297 You can really feel the fear. [laughs] 651 00:31:43,381 --> 00:31:45,800 Fear! I know. That's-- I love that part too. 652 00:31:45,883 --> 00:31:48,845 And I love what we do after even more. 653 00:31:48,928 --> 00:31:50,096 -[Mazikeen] Yes! -[Eve laughs] 654 00:31:50,179 --> 00:31:53,224 Yeah, I love you. I love our life. I could do this forever. 655 00:31:53,808 --> 00:31:55,601 -Forever? -Yeah. I could marry you tomorrow. 656 00:31:55,685 --> 00:31:56,602 Okay. 657 00:31:58,479 --> 00:32:02,316 Uh, I mean, not tomorrow, but… 658 00:32:02,942 --> 00:32:06,112 uh, yeah, hell, yeah. [chuckles] 659 00:32:06,195 --> 00:32:08,239 -[gasps] -Did we just get engaged? 660 00:32:10,742 --> 00:32:14,037 -[gasps] -[Eve laughing] Oh, my God! 661 00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:16,581 [both laugh and shout] 662 00:32:16,664 --> 00:32:19,417 [Eve laughing] Oh, my God! 663 00:32:19,500 --> 00:32:22,086 -Oh, my God. Oh, I love you. -[mouths] Thank you. 664 00:32:25,506 --> 00:32:26,883 Aww. 665 00:32:35,475 --> 00:32:37,477 [chattering] 666 00:32:39,896 --> 00:32:42,690 Miss Decker, with all due respect, 667 00:32:42,774 --> 00:32:45,234 I cannot have you tampering with this investigation. 668 00:32:45,318 --> 00:32:49,072 Mm-hmm, and with all due respect, I think I just found your killer for you. 669 00:32:49,155 --> 00:32:51,240 -He had motive, opportunity-- -And an alibi. 670 00:32:51,324 --> 00:32:55,870 He was performing magic for several women during the window of time of the murder, 671 00:32:55,953 --> 00:32:58,414 and they all have the bracelets to prove it. 672 00:32:59,624 --> 00:33:01,918 Right. Well, I don't think it's Erika. 673 00:33:02,001 --> 00:33:04,670 I saw her body language when you interrogated her. 674 00:33:04,754 --> 00:33:07,173 She was sad, resigned, but she wasn't angry. 675 00:33:07,256 --> 00:33:10,218 I agree. And she also has a bracelet. 676 00:33:10,301 --> 00:33:12,553 Miss Decker. Chloe. 677 00:33:13,554 --> 00:33:15,389 I am in a tough situation here. 678 00:33:15,973 --> 00:33:18,810 Now, you and I both know that the killer is still in this room, 679 00:33:18,893 --> 00:33:20,978 but I have no clues, and I have no leads, 680 00:33:21,062 --> 00:33:24,899 and I cannot hold everyone here on the basis of suspicion alone much longer. 681 00:33:25,525 --> 00:33:28,444 While I do not appreciate you running a parallel investigation 682 00:33:28,528 --> 00:33:30,738 for the entire evening… 683 00:33:32,740 --> 00:33:35,451 I would truly appreciate your thoughts now. 684 00:33:36,327 --> 00:33:39,330 Oh, of course, um… 685 00:33:40,623 --> 00:33:43,709 So if the killer isn't Keaton, the bead had to be planted. 686 00:33:43,793 --> 00:33:46,587 The killer had to know how to get the right kind, not the cheap plastic. 687 00:33:46,671 --> 00:33:49,298 -So it's premeditated. It's a frame job. -[Chloe] Right. 688 00:33:49,382 --> 00:33:51,509 Which means the killer wanted to remove Magnar's current 689 00:33:51,592 --> 00:33:54,303 and former apprentice too, but the question is why. 690 00:33:55,972 --> 00:33:58,307 The Magnar name. It's worth a lot of money. 691 00:33:58,391 --> 00:34:01,644 I heard a lot of whispers about a media deal in the works. 692 00:34:01,727 --> 00:34:03,938 But when I asked Magnar about it, he said he'd never sell. 693 00:34:04,021 --> 00:34:05,815 He said Jared would never sell either. 694 00:34:05,898 --> 00:34:07,817 [Chloe] Wait, so if Magnar won't sell, 695 00:34:07,900 --> 00:34:09,819 -and neither would Jared… -[Carol] Right. 696 00:34:09,902 --> 00:34:12,864 …how did this deal get done? I mean, who benefits? 697 00:34:15,116 --> 00:34:18,369 Wait, what kind of law did you say the son practices? [gasps] 698 00:34:18,452 --> 00:34:20,538 -[Alan] No, back up, buddy. -[clamoring] 699 00:34:27,545 --> 00:34:29,213 Okay, everybody. 700 00:34:30,673 --> 00:34:31,757 Let's all stay cool. 701 00:34:31,841 --> 00:34:33,718 [Alan] Oh, cool? You know what's cool? 702 00:34:33,801 --> 00:34:35,761 A billion dollar franchise is cool. 703 00:34:35,845 --> 00:34:37,972 But no! Magic's not cool. It's art, right, Dad? 704 00:34:38,055 --> 00:34:39,849 Is that what this is about? Money? 705 00:34:39,932 --> 00:34:43,561 It's about your legacy! I was gonna help you bring it into every home in the world, 706 00:34:43,644 --> 00:34:46,189 but instead, you cut me out and anointed Jared 707 00:34:46,272 --> 00:34:48,065 to honor the traditions and all that bullshit. 708 00:34:48,149 --> 00:34:50,067 -[Chloe] That's what happened with Jared? -Mm-hmm. 709 00:34:50,151 --> 00:34:51,861 He wouldn't play ball with your media deal? 710 00:34:51,944 --> 00:34:52,987 Oh, the deal was done. 711 00:34:53,070 --> 00:34:56,115 All Jared had to do was sign and cash checks. But not Jared! 712 00:34:56,199 --> 00:34:58,951 He's just as stubborn as the last Magnar! 713 00:34:59,035 --> 00:35:01,454 Wait. So you sharpened a sword that was supposed to be dull 714 00:35:01,537 --> 00:35:04,498 and you framed Keaton 'cause you knew that he'd be next in line? 715 00:35:04,582 --> 00:35:07,710 And because of his media savvy, you knew he could make a deal of his own? 716 00:35:07,793 --> 00:35:10,546 [Alan shuddering] 717 00:35:11,964 --> 00:35:13,341 This is all your fault. 718 00:35:14,550 --> 00:35:16,093 Every bit of this is your fault. 719 00:35:16,177 --> 00:35:17,428 You and your selfishness! 720 00:35:17,511 --> 00:35:18,930 [laughs] Selfishness? 721 00:35:19,555 --> 00:35:22,934 All you ever cared about was your own greed and desire. 722 00:35:23,017 --> 00:35:25,144 You are the one who's selfish. 723 00:35:25,228 --> 00:35:28,731 He doesn't care about the consequences and look at what you've done! 724 00:35:28,814 --> 00:35:31,525 You are not worthy of your father's legacy! 725 00:35:31,609 --> 00:35:33,194 [Carol] Think about it, Alan. 726 00:35:33,277 --> 00:35:35,947 Just drop the knife. You know there's no way out of here. 727 00:35:38,324 --> 00:35:40,284 -[Chloe gasps] -That's where you're wrong. 728 00:35:41,494 --> 00:35:43,287 I may not be a magician… 729 00:35:44,705 --> 00:35:45,748 but I grew up here. 730 00:35:46,666 --> 00:35:48,417 [Chloe whimpers] -No! No! 731 00:35:48,501 --> 00:35:50,086 -[Carol] Damn it. [Lucifer] No! No! 732 00:35:50,169 --> 00:35:53,839 -Find me something to pry this open with! -[Ella] Oh! That door! Now! Hurry! 733 00:35:53,923 --> 00:35:55,383 [door breaking] 734 00:35:57,051 --> 00:35:57,969 [Carol exhales] 735 00:36:02,056 --> 00:36:02,932 Chloe! 736 00:36:08,813 --> 00:36:09,647 Chloe! 737 00:36:14,277 --> 00:36:15,111 Chloe! 738 00:36:17,822 --> 00:36:21,617 If you harm one hair on her head, I swear I will break every-- 739 00:36:21,701 --> 00:36:23,035 [grunts] 740 00:36:25,288 --> 00:36:27,665 -What-- -[Chloe panting] 741 00:36:35,464 --> 00:36:36,966 [both gasp] 742 00:36:37,049 --> 00:36:38,509 [Lucifer] Amenadiel's necklace. 743 00:36:39,176 --> 00:36:40,511 You kept it. 744 00:36:40,594 --> 00:36:42,638 [Chloe] It helped me survive an angel-demon war, 745 00:36:42,722 --> 00:36:45,391 so I thought it might come in handy again. 746 00:36:45,474 --> 00:36:48,894 [scoffs] So, just to be clear, you were never actually in danger, 747 00:36:48,978 --> 00:36:50,896 and you could've gotten away at any moment. 748 00:36:52,023 --> 00:36:54,525 [chuckles] Well, we needed a confession. 749 00:36:54,608 --> 00:36:56,360 [laughs] 750 00:36:58,946 --> 00:37:00,281 [sighs] 751 00:37:01,699 --> 00:37:06,078 Once the detective, always the detective. [chuckles] 752 00:37:07,121 --> 00:37:07,955 Yeah. 753 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:12,710 [Lucifer] To being right. 754 00:37:12,793 --> 00:37:14,378 Because I solved the case? 755 00:37:14,462 --> 00:37:16,922 No, because I was right about the secret passageways. 756 00:37:17,006 --> 00:37:19,008 [both laugh] 757 00:37:22,011 --> 00:37:24,096 Well, correct me if I'm wrong, 758 00:37:24,180 --> 00:37:28,309 but I thought I put that in my safe with Azrael's blade. 759 00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:31,896 -Yeah. You did. -Hmm. 760 00:37:33,230 --> 00:37:34,565 I shouldn't have taken it. 761 00:37:34,648 --> 00:37:35,775 Why did you? 762 00:37:36,776 --> 00:37:39,236 [sighs] It's kind of hard to explain. 763 00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:44,492 After so many years of being a cop and walking around every day armed, 764 00:37:44,575 --> 00:37:49,538 I just felt weirdly naked without a way to defend myself. 765 00:37:49,622 --> 00:37:52,166 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have taken it without asking you. 766 00:37:52,249 --> 00:37:53,834 -You can have that back. -[sighs] 767 00:37:53,918 --> 00:37:58,047 Well, as much as I enjoy the mental image of you walking around weirdly naked… 768 00:37:58,130 --> 00:38:00,299 -[chuckles] -…you should keep it. 769 00:38:00,841 --> 00:38:03,636 Especially since we'll be here on Earth a little longer. 770 00:38:04,595 --> 00:38:07,640 Lucifer, I heard what you said to Magnar's son. 771 00:38:08,682 --> 00:38:11,685 And you have to understand, you are not the same as him. 772 00:38:11,769 --> 00:38:15,272 -[scoffs] -You are worthy of your father's legacy. 773 00:38:15,356 --> 00:38:17,441 This isn't so much an issue of worth. 774 00:38:17,525 --> 00:38:18,901 It's… [inhales] 775 00:38:18,984 --> 00:38:21,487 …more an issue of job description. 776 00:38:22,363 --> 00:38:26,367 God needs to be selfless. He needs to care about all of humanity. 777 00:38:27,993 --> 00:38:28,869 [hesitates] 778 00:38:28,953 --> 00:38:32,289 You-- you died for me. What could be more selfless than that? 779 00:38:32,373 --> 00:38:34,250 Well, you see, that's just it. 780 00:38:34,333 --> 00:38:36,460 I love you, Chloe Decker. 781 00:38:37,461 --> 00:38:38,921 I'd do anything for you. 782 00:38:40,256 --> 00:38:41,549 Except give you up. 783 00:38:42,842 --> 00:38:43,759 Give us up. 784 00:38:44,718 --> 00:38:45,719 What do you mean? 785 00:38:47,179 --> 00:38:52,643 Well, much as I claim to know what will happen to me when I become God, I don't. 786 00:38:54,603 --> 00:38:55,688 I'm scared. 787 00:38:56,397 --> 00:38:57,481 I'm scared of… 788 00:38:58,607 --> 00:39:00,317 what it'll mean for us. 789 00:39:02,695 --> 00:39:04,029 Well, I'm not scared. 790 00:39:05,072 --> 00:39:08,075 -I love you too, Lucifer Morningstar. -[exhales] 791 00:39:08,159 --> 00:39:10,786 And I have faith that you'll figure this out. 792 00:39:10,870 --> 00:39:12,788 -You do? -Yeah. 793 00:39:26,844 --> 00:39:28,596 So… [sighs] 794 00:39:29,763 --> 00:39:31,140 …are we gonna talk about it? 795 00:39:31,223 --> 00:39:33,142 Yeah, I know. [laughing] 796 00:39:33,225 --> 00:39:35,603 The hellfire queso was a disaster. [laughs] 797 00:39:35,686 --> 00:39:38,105 I think everyone was trying to be so polite about it, 798 00:39:38,189 --> 00:39:41,567 but I saw Maze dump hers in the spider plant. 799 00:39:45,529 --> 00:39:48,073 -We're not talking about the queso. -No. 800 00:39:48,908 --> 00:39:52,077 I mean how you spent the entire night 801 00:39:52,161 --> 00:39:54,955 probing and prodding at Maze and Eve's relationship issues. 802 00:39:55,039 --> 00:39:59,251 I was just encouraging them to work through some unresolved issues. 803 00:39:59,335 --> 00:40:01,045 Uh-huh. And why were you doing that? 804 00:40:01,128 --> 00:40:02,671 Because I'm a good friend. 805 00:40:03,464 --> 00:40:05,925 And an even better therapist. I mean, you saw. 806 00:40:06,008 --> 00:40:09,970 From almost broken up to engaged over a single dinner. I mean… [laughs] 807 00:40:10,054 --> 00:40:11,597 I should put that on my website. 808 00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:15,226 Linda, you are a great therapist, and you did help them. 809 00:40:15,309 --> 00:40:16,143 You did. 810 00:40:17,144 --> 00:40:22,733 But you see, I wonder if some of that was maybe for your own benefit as well? 811 00:40:24,818 --> 00:40:26,654 Well, maybe… 812 00:40:28,322 --> 00:40:30,658 you're not so bad a therapist yourself. 813 00:40:30,741 --> 00:40:33,160 -[chuckles] -Okay, I admit. 814 00:40:33,244 --> 00:40:36,163 I admit it, but after God himself has been on my couch, 815 00:40:36,247 --> 00:40:39,208 it's very difficult to go back to normal problems. 816 00:40:39,291 --> 00:40:42,044 It's like, "Okay, I'm sorry you slept with your yoga teacher, again." 817 00:40:42,127 --> 00:40:44,713 -[laughs] -But I helped saved the universe. 818 00:40:44,797 --> 00:40:46,257 So you thought you would get a rush 819 00:40:46,340 --> 00:40:50,052 from some celestial therapy one last time before they head south? 820 00:40:52,513 --> 00:40:53,347 Linda. 821 00:40:54,557 --> 00:40:55,558 [sighs] 822 00:40:56,225 --> 00:40:58,185 Yeah, listen, uh… 823 00:40:59,645 --> 00:41:04,692 nobody understands better than me how earthly things can feel small. 824 00:41:05,484 --> 00:41:08,988 I mean, I was a warrior angel, fighting for the Silver City, 825 00:41:09,071 --> 00:41:12,741 and now, I'm in training to be a beat cop. 826 00:41:12,825 --> 00:41:14,618 -Okay? -[both laugh] 827 00:41:15,703 --> 00:41:17,413 But you wanna know what I've learned? 828 00:41:17,997 --> 00:41:18,998 What? 829 00:41:19,582 --> 00:41:23,294 [clicks tongue] No problem is too small. 830 00:41:23,877 --> 00:41:25,671 Whatever good deed you do in the world, 831 00:41:25,754 --> 00:41:30,217 whether it's helping someone on your block, or… 832 00:41:31,051 --> 00:41:35,472 I don't know, throwing some elaborate dinner party for your friends… 833 00:41:36,515 --> 00:41:41,312 you are just as much of a hero as you are fighting a war for the throne of Heaven. 834 00:41:41,395 --> 00:41:43,772 Every act matters. 835 00:41:50,696 --> 00:41:52,656 That's very insightful. 836 00:41:56,994 --> 00:41:58,996 But I don't know if I'm there yet. 837 00:42:01,457 --> 00:42:03,042 Or if I ever will be. 838 00:42:37,409 --> 00:42:39,703 [wings flap] 839 00:42:46,502 --> 00:42:48,504 [indistinct shouting] 840 00:43:07,439 --> 00:43:08,774 [Dan] Ooh! 841 00:43:08,857 --> 00:43:09,817 -Out! -Are you kidding? 842 00:43:09,900 --> 00:43:11,235 -Yes, it is. -That was totally in! 843 00:43:11,318 --> 00:43:13,904 You were going for the head. You were going here. 844 00:43:13,987 --> 00:43:15,239 [Lucifer] What's the score? 845 00:43:15,322 --> 00:43:17,366 [Dan] Hey, there you are, buddy, what's up? 846 00:43:17,449 --> 00:43:19,535 [exhales, rubs hands together] 847 00:43:19,618 --> 00:43:20,828 What's the plan this time? 848 00:43:22,037 --> 00:43:25,290 I'm-- I'm sorry, Daniel. [sighs] 849 00:43:25,416 --> 00:43:27,835 I can't think of anything new. I've just come to check in. 850 00:43:30,212 --> 00:43:31,839 Check in? [chuckles] 851 00:43:31,922 --> 00:43:32,756 On what? 852 00:43:33,590 --> 00:43:35,092 Nothing's changed. 853 00:43:35,175 --> 00:43:37,803 I'm still in Hell. It still sucks. Belios still sucks. 854 00:43:37,886 --> 00:43:39,847 Ping-pong is not his game, dude. 855 00:43:39,930 --> 00:43:42,599 -[Lucifer scoffs] -Hey. I'm getting better. 856 00:43:42,683 --> 00:43:45,728 It's been almost a thousand years here, and you still can't keep a volley going. 857 00:43:45,811 --> 00:43:48,021 Daniel, I have commanded the demons to not torture you. 858 00:43:48,105 --> 00:43:51,817 You are the first soul ever in this "purgatory." 859 00:43:51,900 --> 00:43:54,403 [sighs] I've invented an entirely new afterlife for you, 860 00:43:54,486 --> 00:43:57,281 so I apologize if Belios' serve isn't up to snuff. 861 00:43:57,364 --> 00:43:59,825 It's more my backhand that's weak. 862 00:44:01,827 --> 00:44:04,621 -[Dan sighs] -[Lucifer groans] 863 00:44:05,205 --> 00:44:07,541 Look. I'm sorry. 864 00:44:08,751 --> 00:44:10,669 I know you're the one stuck here. 865 00:44:11,420 --> 00:44:12,880 You know, I've tried every door. 866 00:44:12,963 --> 00:44:16,675 [laughs] Hell, I even tried the one that guy Lee walks through. 867 00:44:16,759 --> 00:44:18,719 Well, Lee's door was a metaphor for his own guilt. 868 00:44:18,802 --> 00:44:20,471 I know it was a metaphor, Lucifer. 869 00:44:21,930 --> 00:44:23,015 Right. 870 00:44:23,098 --> 00:44:25,934 And I know that we're all tortured by our own guilt down here. 871 00:44:26,018 --> 00:44:29,271 But you know as well as I do that I've dealt with all my guilt. 872 00:44:31,023 --> 00:44:32,399 So why am I still here? 873 00:44:33,108 --> 00:44:37,112 Why was that guy able to make it into Heaven and literally no one else? 874 00:44:37,196 --> 00:44:38,155 Why not me? 875 00:44:40,115 --> 00:44:41,366 I don't know. 876 00:44:41,950 --> 00:44:44,161 Well, it seems pretty simple to me. 877 00:44:44,745 --> 00:44:47,372 Just stop screwing around and go be God. 878 00:44:47,456 --> 00:44:49,500 -[exhales] -Then you can just, like, beam me up. 879 00:44:49,583 --> 00:44:52,211 Daniel, Daniel, Daniel, we have been through this. 880 00:44:52,294 --> 00:44:54,254 If I act against your wishes, 881 00:44:54,338 --> 00:44:58,091 no matter how unconscious those are, then that is the end of free will, 882 00:44:58,175 --> 00:45:00,302 which I cannot do. 883 00:45:02,054 --> 00:45:03,180 You know what, man? 884 00:45:04,973 --> 00:45:07,434 Every time you come down here, you give me hope. 885 00:45:08,143 --> 00:45:09,520 And every time… 886 00:45:10,729 --> 00:45:11,939 you disappoint me. 887 00:45:12,606 --> 00:45:13,732 You let me down. 888 00:45:14,316 --> 00:45:15,651 [Lucifer exhales] 889 00:45:15,734 --> 00:45:16,860 You know what that is? 890 00:45:18,362 --> 00:45:19,363 That's torture. 891 00:45:19,988 --> 00:45:20,823 Daniel. 892 00:45:22,741 --> 00:45:25,369 Don't come back here unless you actually have the answer. 893 00:45:26,870 --> 00:45:27,955 As you wish. 894 00:45:29,039 --> 00:45:30,833 [huffs] 895 00:45:33,252 --> 00:45:36,296 [thunder crashes] 896 00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:37,714 Did you see that? 897 00:45:39,174 --> 00:45:40,843 That's never happened before. 898 00:45:42,135 --> 00:45:43,637 You think it means something? 899 00:45:44,304 --> 00:45:45,264 I doubt it. 900 00:45:49,601 --> 00:45:51,603 Nothing ever changes around here. 901 00:45:51,687 --> 00:45:55,357 ["Dirty Hands" by Kendra Dantes playing] 902 00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:58,694 ♪ Look in my eyes, they lie ♪ 903 00:45:58,777 --> 00:46:01,405 ♪ Went to Hell a couple times ♪ 904 00:46:01,488 --> 00:46:07,035 ♪ I'm the joker, I'm the Devil I'm a demon, I'm a rebel ♪ 905 00:46:07,119 --> 00:46:11,623 ♪ I've gone mad, don't try to understand ♪ 906 00:46:12,541 --> 00:46:18,130 ♪ I'm the joker, I'm the Devil I'm a demon, I'm a rebel ♪ 907 00:46:18,213 --> 00:46:20,799 ♪ I've gone mad ♪