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- Previously on Lucifer...
- You're the Lord of Hell,
for crying out loud.
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I'm retired, Maze.
I've got nothing but time.
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How could you possibly help me?
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I have the ability
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to draw out
people's forbidden desires.
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I got it. The name,
the whole Lucifer thing,
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and desire's like
your superpower.
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It's more like a gift
from God, really.
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I saw Lucifer do some things
that I can't explain.
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Is Lucifer a magician?
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That's sort of
what I'm trying to figure out.
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You were once the brightest
of all of God's angels.
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And now,
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your time here on Earth
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is affecting you, dear brother.
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You're changing.
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My life is change.
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What are you doing here?
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Ooh, how's your ex?
Detective Douche?
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You like working with
the detective, don't you?
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I told you,
I'm good at punishing people.
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Nay, I'm the best
at punishing bad people.
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Yeah, well, I think
you don't just enjoy
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punishing the bad guys.
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I think you're
starting to like
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seeking justice
for the good ones.
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♪♪
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♪ The trees stood like knives ♪
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♪ And claimed us for their own ♪
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♪ I'm sold down the river ♪
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♪ Before I knew I had enough ♪
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♪ Before I knew ♪
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(gunshot)
♪ I'd sink deeper ♪
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♪ Than where you'll stop... ♪
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(grunting)
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He's the Devil!
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He's the Devil!
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♪ Stop ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Stop ♪
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♪ Stop, stop, stop. ♪
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(clattering)
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♪♪
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(thump)
(gasps)
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Lucifer?
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Well,
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good morning, Detective.
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What the hell
are you doing here?
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- Setting the table.
- You broke into my house?
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Yes, well,
I hope you don't mind,
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but I made a little brekkie.
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You were taking forever
in the shower.
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What do you do in there?
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You are unbelievable!
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Oh, thank you, but it's you
who should take the compliment.
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Really kept things up since Hot
Tub High School, haven't we?
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Ding-dong.
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(sighs) I want to shoot you.
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Tease. Do it.
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I'm immortal, remember?
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Uh, do you have any truffle oil?
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Lucifer,
get out of my house now.
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- We haven't eaten yet.
- Out.
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Well, don't we need to discuss
the next case?
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There is no next case.
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- What?
- Out.
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We're already late, so let's go.
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Lucifer!
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Yeah.
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What in God's name
are you doing here?
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Nothing in his name.
Here on my own, actually.
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BEATRICE:
Did you and Mommy
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have a sleepover?
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CHLOE:
No. No.
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Absolutely not, no.
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What are you guys
doing here anyway?
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She left her bird report here.
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BEATRICE:
Want to see?
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Um, not really.
Here, have a snack, child.
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Are you sleeping
with this idiot?
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She hasn't had the pleasure,
unfortunately, no.
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Okay, everybody out.
Trixie has to get to school.
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I got to get to work.
Come on, out, please.
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No, no, no, no, no,
you can't throw me out again.
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Again?
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So this is a habit.
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Yes, shocking, isn't it?
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- No.
- Never been thrown out
of anywhere before in my life.
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Well, except for Heaven,
of course.
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Fine, fine, fine, fine.
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But somebody please flip
the omelet
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if it's not already ruined.
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Hey, Dan, I'm...
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Really, Chloe?
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I'm disappointed in you.
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ Oh, oh ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ Oh, oh ♪
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♪ Black is the Devil,
dark is the night... ♪
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Good. Right, you're here.
Um, I need to chat.
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Lucifer, we don't
have an appointment.
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Something very disturbing's
just happened.
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It's horrific, really.
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Uh, for the second time,
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I've been thrown out
of a woman's house.
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Okay, sorry, uh, Lu...
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I mean,
I'm starting to wonder
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if the detective has some sort
of biological dysfunction.
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- Lucifer.
- 'Cause, I mean, I appeal
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to the virile urge in all women.
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Certainly, well, certainly you
can attest to that, can't you?
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Uh, Lucifer, stop.
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Yes, of course, sorry.
Payment first.
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Uh, no. No, no, no,
no, no, no. No! No!
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Hmm?
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Lucifer, this
is George.
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George, Lucifer.
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Lucifer, George.
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(chuckles softly)
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Oops.
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- Dan, if you're here
to scold me...
- No.
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I just got off the phone
with the lieutenant.
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There's a case.
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Day four.
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Down to three meat sticks,
a half a bottle of water,
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217 miles to L.A.
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I'm not sure
we're gonna make it,
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'cause my brother drives
like a narcoleptic old lady.
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Say hi, Grandma!
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(laughs)
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No, that's our
only nourishment!
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DAN:
Her name's Lindsay Jolson.
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Just turned 22.
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She went missing
catering a Players' Club event.
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Players' Club?
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It's one of those skeezy
pickup artist groups.
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You know, that teach geeks
how to be sex gods.
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Got it.
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Lindsay was last seen
talking to the lead scumbag.
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The founder,
Carver Cruz.
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So he was interrogated?
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Yep, but his lawyer
did all the talking.
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And with no proof, we're stuck.
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But there's a Players' seminar
and after-party today.
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And you need to go undercover.
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Why me? I'm homicide.
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Because you're our best way in.
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- I am?
- Apparently these events
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are pretty exclusive,
and when I saw the guest list,
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I recognized one of the names.
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I guess a lot
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of high-end club owners
are invited.
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Oh, come on.
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No. You're kidding.
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(chuckles) I wish I was.
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- Lucifer's on the list?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, of course he is.
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(sighs)
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Look...
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the last thing I want
is the guy I found
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making my half-naked wife
breakfast this morning
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spending more time with her,
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separated or not.
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But...
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This is the best option.
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I wouldn't ask,
but I just keep thinking,
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what if this was
our daughter?
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The detective seems like
a very lovely woman.
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Well, I suppose,
but still, she's human.
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Why is she able
to refuse my charms?
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I mean, is this thing on?
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Yes, yes.
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Definitely on.
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(sighs)
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It's not that you're afraid
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that you don't have power
over Chloe.
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It's that you're afraid
that she has power over you,
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but neither
one is true.
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- No?
- No.
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People don't have
power over us.
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We give it to them.
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You have to take
your power back.
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Right, go on.
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You say she's nothing special,
but I think you've put her
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on a pedestal.
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You need to really
get to know her,
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warts and all.
(chuckles)
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I'm sure she has some.
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(chuckles)
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So, (clears throat)
demystify her
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by bringing her back
down to your own level.
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You're right.
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It's not her, it's me.
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I need to take back control.
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I need to behave
like I always have.
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Good. So you understand.
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Yes.
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Yes. (chuckles)
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I mean,
it seems obvious now, actually.
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I need to have sex with her.
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Uh... no, uh, that's
not what I said.
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No, no, no, you're a genius.
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I mean, that's the best way
to lose interest, right?
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Right. Good-o.
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Hmm.
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Thanks, love.
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Oh, sure.
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Payment next time, okay?
Uh...
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Um...
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CHLOE:
Her name's Lindsay Jolson.
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Mm-hmm.
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She's been missing
almost three full days.
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Right, so just ask
me one more time.
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Lucifer,
there's a girl missing.
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(chuckles) Yes, it's
just not every day
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someone kicks you out of your
house, then three hours later
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asks you on a date.
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It's not a date.
It's a work thing.
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- Oh.
- And are you gonna
help me or not?
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All right.
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But only 'cause
it coincides perfectly
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with my own plan.
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And what plan is that?
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Well, to have sex with you,
of course.
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(laughs) Okay.
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Wait, you and I...
well, there is no you and I.
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There's a professional
situation,
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- and I just need you...
- See, you need me.
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The department needs you,
because you're the one...
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I'm the one?
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On the list
for the Player thing.
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You're quite adorable
when you're flustered.
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I... I'm not flustered.
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I'm nauseous.
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Now you're blushing;
I'd say I'm making headway.
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Okay, look, let me make myself
perfectly clear.
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I will never,
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ever, ever sleep with you.
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Never.
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Okay? Got it?
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Playing hard to get,
I like it.
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When Hell freezes over, Lucifer.
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I can arrange that, actually.
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Get in the car.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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LUCIFER:
Well, hello.
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♪ Ain't nothing wrong
with this chemistry... ♪
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Here you are, Mr. Morningstar.
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Well, thank you, lovely.
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And here's something else
you might need.
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(chuckles)
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Well, yes,
that might come in handy.
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Pardon the pun.
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Whoa.
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Did you just number close
the nametag girl?
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Oh.
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Use this wisely.
You're welcome.
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♪ What makes a good man... ♪
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I can't believe you.
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Don't worry, Detective.
263
00:10:32,529 --> 00:10:34,072
I'm more of a leg man myself.
264
00:10:34,281 --> 00:10:36,450
Soon as you say the word,
you'll have your turn.
265
00:10:36,658 --> 00:10:39,328
Wow, you've never been
rejected by a woman, have you?
266
00:10:39,536 --> 00:10:40,495
No.
267
00:10:40,704 --> 00:10:42,497
MAN:
Get your hands off me!
268
00:10:42,706 --> 00:10:44,374
I want to talk
to Carver Cruz!
269
00:10:44,583 --> 00:10:46,501
I need you to leave
right now, sir.
270
00:10:46,668 --> 00:10:47,586
Carver!
271
00:10:47,794 --> 00:10:48,962
Carver, can you hear me?!
272
00:10:49,171 --> 00:10:50,088
It's the missing
girl's brother.
273
00:10:50,297 --> 00:10:52,007
What'd you do
to my sister?!
274
00:10:52,215 --> 00:10:53,383
Get out here, you coward!
275
00:10:53,592 --> 00:10:55,427
It's okay. I got this.
276
00:10:55,636 --> 00:10:57,638
- I know him.
- No, you don't.
277
00:10:57,846 --> 00:10:59,222
Look, I'm sorry.
He has to leave the premises.
278
00:10:59,431 --> 00:11:00,891
Oh, I don't think
that'll be necessary,
279
00:11:01,099 --> 00:11:02,142
officer.
280
00:11:02,351 --> 00:11:04,728
Besides, isn't this
quite boring?
281
00:11:04,936 --> 00:11:06,855
I mean, there are
several lovely ladies
282
00:11:07,064 --> 00:11:08,732
milling around out there.
283
00:11:08,940 --> 00:11:11,109
Which one do you desire?
284
00:11:11,318 --> 00:11:13,362
You.
285
00:11:13,570 --> 00:11:15,030
I'm gay.
286
00:11:15,238 --> 00:11:16,198
Oh!
287
00:11:16,406 --> 00:11:18,325
Right.
288
00:11:18,533 --> 00:11:19,534
Well, my dance
card's full
289
00:11:19,743 --> 00:11:21,328
with this one,
I'm afraid.
290
00:11:21,536 --> 00:11:22,913
But the odds are definitely
in your favor out there.
291
00:11:23,121 --> 00:11:23,997
Probably not batting
for the same team,
292
00:11:24,206 --> 00:11:25,582
but you never know...
293
00:11:25,791 --> 00:11:27,876
So go on, then.
Go forth and conquer.
294
00:11:28,085 --> 00:11:29,169
I know you want to.
295
00:11:29,378 --> 00:11:30,545
Yeah.
296
00:11:30,754 --> 00:11:32,422
Right.
297
00:11:32,631 --> 00:11:34,216
Off you pop.
(sighs)
298
00:11:34,424 --> 00:11:35,425
You're Lindsay's
brother.
299
00:11:35,634 --> 00:11:37,052
How'd you know that?
300
00:11:37,260 --> 00:11:39,012
- Because she's a cop.
- Great. Say that louder.
301
00:11:39,221 --> 00:11:40,222
I don't think
everyone heard you.
302
00:11:40,430 --> 00:11:41,598
(whispering):
Right.
303
00:11:41,807 --> 00:11:42,974
Sorry, yes,
we're here undercover
304
00:11:43,183 --> 00:11:45,560
to find out what happened
to your sister.
305
00:11:45,769 --> 00:11:47,229
MAN:
If you can help me,
306
00:11:47,437 --> 00:11:48,438
I'll tell you what happened.
307
00:11:48,647 --> 00:11:49,439
Carver killed her.
308
00:11:49,648 --> 00:11:51,400
Killed her? You sure about that?
309
00:11:51,608 --> 00:11:52,567
No, but...
310
00:11:52,776 --> 00:11:54,069
look, I know my sister.
311
00:11:54,277 --> 00:11:56,363
She's a good person.
She's sweet.
312
00:11:56,571 --> 00:11:58,865
She wouldn't just run off.
She's not even from L.A.
313
00:11:59,074 --> 00:12:02,244
I'm all she has out here.
314
00:12:02,452 --> 00:12:04,287
She's all I have.
315
00:12:04,496 --> 00:12:05,831
Kevin, I promise you,
316
00:12:06,039 --> 00:12:07,958
if anyone here hurt your sister,
I'll find them.
317
00:12:08,166 --> 00:12:08,917
LUCIFER:
And I'll punish them.
318
00:12:09,126 --> 00:12:10,585
Any method you prefer.
319
00:12:10,794 --> 00:12:12,462
Nice solid flogging.
320
00:12:12,671 --> 00:12:14,214
- Get the ol' swamp nuts
in a vice, you know.
- Okay.
321
00:12:14,423 --> 00:12:15,257
It's time to go now.
322
00:12:15,465 --> 00:12:16,800
Let us handle this,
323
00:12:17,008 --> 00:12:18,593
and if we hear anything,
we'll be in touch.
324
00:12:18,802 --> 00:12:20,095
Okay. Thank you.
325
00:12:20,303 --> 00:12:21,096
Yeah.
326
00:12:21,304 --> 00:12:22,597
We've got this.
327
00:12:22,806 --> 00:12:26,184
You have to admit,
we're quite a good team.
328
00:12:26,393 --> 00:12:27,853
If you weren't so
pent-up sexually,
329
00:12:28,061 --> 00:12:29,813
we'd be firing on all
cylinders, I'd say.
330
00:12:36,528 --> 00:12:37,612
I'm assuming you learned
331
00:12:37,821 --> 00:12:39,322
most of your moves
at events like these.
332
00:12:39,531 --> 00:12:41,283
I've never been to something
like this before in my life.
333
00:12:41,491 --> 00:12:43,285
I certainly don't need any help
getting women into bed.
334
00:12:43,452 --> 00:12:44,661
Till...
335
00:12:44,870 --> 00:12:46,413
Were you hit on the head
when you were small?
336
00:12:46,621 --> 00:12:48,457
(sighs)
337
00:12:49,791 --> 00:12:51,543
No?
338
00:12:53,128 --> 00:12:55,005
("Eye of the Tiger"
by Survivor playing)
339
00:13:02,637 --> 00:13:05,432
(crowd cheering)
340
00:13:17,486 --> 00:13:21,782
We are biological machines.
341
00:13:21,990 --> 00:13:25,368
We... are warriors.
342
00:13:25,577 --> 00:13:29,206
We... are players!
343
00:13:29,414 --> 00:13:31,208
(crowd cheering)
344
00:13:34,503 --> 00:13:37,297
Gentlemen, we are animals.
345
00:13:37,506 --> 00:13:41,468
Men are the wolves, and women...
346
00:13:42,844 --> 00:13:44,513
...are the fluffy bunnies.
347
00:13:44,721 --> 00:13:46,515
(laughter)
348
00:13:46,723 --> 00:13:50,644
So we must prepare ourselves
for the hunt. How?
349
00:13:50,852 --> 00:13:52,145
ALL:
"Follow the list."
350
00:13:52,354 --> 00:13:53,146
Yes!
351
00:13:53,355 --> 00:13:54,773
The C.K.C.
352
00:13:54,981 --> 00:13:57,692
The Conduct of Kick-ass Cavemen.
353
00:13:57,901 --> 00:14:00,612
One: Be seen.
354
00:14:00,821 --> 00:14:01,863
People pay for this?
355
00:14:02,072 --> 00:14:03,406
Yeah, 5,000 bucks.
356
00:14:03,615 --> 00:14:05,200
CARVER:
Stand out.
357
00:14:05,408 --> 00:14:07,744
The peacock,
the lion with his mane.
358
00:14:07,953 --> 00:14:11,706
Two: Be a protector.
359
00:14:11,873 --> 00:14:13,124
Duh.
360
00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:15,752
Women are hardwired
to hook up with someone
361
00:14:15,961 --> 00:14:17,504
who can help them survive.
362
00:14:17,712 --> 00:14:20,048
It is simple biology, man.
363
00:14:20,215 --> 00:14:23,218
Three: Be brave.
364
00:14:23,426 --> 00:14:24,219
Take risks.
365
00:14:24,427 --> 00:14:25,679
Oh, maybe you should take notes.
366
00:14:25,887 --> 00:14:28,723
CARVER:
Four: Be a leader of men.
367
00:14:28,932 --> 00:14:31,351
And the most elusive.
368
00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:35,605
Five: Be confident.
369
00:14:35,814 --> 00:14:38,608
You... are...
370
00:14:38,817 --> 00:14:40,235
a player!
371
00:14:40,443 --> 00:14:41,236
Own it!
372
00:14:41,444 --> 00:14:42,612
(crowd cheering)
373
00:14:42,821 --> 00:14:44,239
Excuse-excuse me!
Excuse me, question!
374
00:14:44,447 --> 00:14:45,907
CHLOE:
What are you doing?
375
00:14:46,116 --> 00:14:47,409
CARVER: The Q&A's after
the speech, buddy.
376
00:14:47,617 --> 00:14:49,286
LUCIFER: No, but
it's quite pressing.
377
00:14:49,494 --> 00:14:51,538
What if you have all
those manly whatnots
378
00:14:51,746 --> 00:14:53,915
and a woman still
doesn't respond?
379
00:14:54,124 --> 00:14:56,585
You may think you have them,
but you don't.
380
00:14:56,793 --> 00:14:58,461
- Yeah.
- That's why
you're here, right?
381
00:14:58,670 --> 00:15:00,463
So, gentlemen,
you follow these rules,
382
00:15:00,672 --> 00:15:03,341
and you will bed any Betty
you desire, guaranteed.
383
00:15:03,550 --> 00:15:05,260
LUCIFER:
No. No.
384
00:15:05,468 --> 00:15:07,429
No, no, no. I'm certain I've got
everything on your little list,
385
00:15:07,637 --> 00:15:08,930
and more, actually,
386
00:15:09,139 --> 00:15:12,559
yet this woman here
won't have sex with me.
387
00:15:12,767 --> 00:15:15,395
(laughter)
388
00:15:15,604 --> 00:15:17,230
Just listen to the speech,
buddy.
389
00:15:17,439 --> 00:15:19,566
The system works.
390
00:15:19,774 --> 00:15:21,151
No, but I doubt that.
391
00:15:21,359 --> 00:15:23,403
Because... because if
I can't "bed a Betty,"
392
00:15:23,612 --> 00:15:25,155
then how do you
possibly expect
393
00:15:25,363 --> 00:15:27,490
any of these poor miscreants
to succeed?
394
00:15:27,699 --> 00:15:28,950
(crowd grumbles)
395
00:15:29,159 --> 00:15:30,452
Especially when
they're taking advice
396
00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:32,454
from a-a wanker such as you?
397
00:15:32,662 --> 00:15:33,747
All right, just sit down, man.
398
00:15:33,955 --> 00:15:35,624
Yeah, Lucifer, sit down.
399
00:15:35,832 --> 00:15:37,792
I-I just... could we get
the spotlight over here?
400
00:15:38,001 --> 00:15:39,002
(chuckles)
Do we have that?
401
00:15:39,210 --> 00:15:40,003
Yeah, yeah.
402
00:15:40,211 --> 00:15:41,421
But on-on her.
403
00:15:41,630 --> 00:15:44,299
Good. Right.
Now, you're the expert.
404
00:15:44,507 --> 00:15:46,593
You tell me
what's wrong with this picture.
405
00:15:46,801 --> 00:15:47,969
I mean, I'm me.
406
00:15:48,178 --> 00:15:48,970
Right?
407
00:15:49,179 --> 00:15:50,305
And she...
408
00:15:50,513 --> 00:15:51,932
Well, she's a cop,
for starters.
409
00:15:52,140 --> 00:15:54,100
(crowd grumbles)
She's a cop?
410
00:15:54,309 --> 00:15:55,602
Yes. I mean, talk about
411
00:15:55,810 --> 00:15:57,187
the shallow end of
the dating pool.
412
00:15:57,395 --> 00:15:58,313
This is private property.
413
00:15:58,521 --> 00:15:59,606
Unless you have a warrant,
414
00:15:59,814 --> 00:16:01,024
you need to leave here
immediately.
415
00:16:01,232 --> 00:16:02,025
Security!
416
00:16:02,233 --> 00:16:03,777
Security, her, out.
417
00:16:03,985 --> 00:16:05,195
Okay, we're gonna take
a ten-minute intermission.
418
00:16:05,403 --> 00:16:06,488
All right? Thank you.
419
00:16:06,696 --> 00:16:08,448
I haven't finished.
420
00:16:08,657 --> 00:16:09,366
All right.
421
00:16:09,574 --> 00:16:11,326
Oh, it's you again.
422
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:16,331
Have you two...?
423
00:16:18,166 --> 00:16:19,376
I know.
424
00:16:19,584 --> 00:16:21,002
I'm-I'm sorry,
Lieutenant.
425
00:16:21,211 --> 00:16:22,671
I... No. No.
426
00:16:22,879 --> 00:16:24,255
I've got it
under control.
427
00:16:24,464 --> 00:16:25,590
And Mr. Morningstar,
too, yes.
428
00:16:25,799 --> 00:16:26,841
Let me talk to him.
429
00:16:27,008 --> 00:16:28,426
It's a her, and no.
430
00:16:28,635 --> 00:16:29,844
Really? Your boss is a she?
431
00:16:30,053 --> 00:16:31,513
Even better.
Give me the phone, I'll fix it.
432
00:16:31,721 --> 00:16:32,639
No, you can't
fix this!
433
00:16:32,847 --> 00:16:33,974
You've already
said enough.
434
00:16:34,182 --> 00:16:34,975
Sorry!
435
00:16:35,183 --> 00:16:36,851
Not you.
436
00:16:37,018 --> 00:16:39,354
Yes, I-I'll figure out
a way into the party.
437
00:16:39,562 --> 00:16:40,522
It's not a problem.
438
00:16:40,730 --> 00:16:41,731
And-and again,
439
00:16:41,940 --> 00:16:43,525
I...
440
00:16:43,692 --> 00:16:46,236
So we're going
to the Player after-party.
441
00:16:46,444 --> 00:16:47,696
Not you. I am.
442
00:16:47,904 --> 00:16:49,698
Well, I'm not sure
how that's possible,
443
00:16:49,906 --> 00:16:50,824
now that you've
blown your cover.
444
00:16:51,032 --> 00:16:52,701
Well, that was 100% your fault.
445
00:16:52,909 --> 00:16:55,036
I beg to differ.
None of that would have happened
446
00:16:55,245 --> 00:16:56,621
if you'd just complied
with my request.
447
00:16:56,830 --> 00:16:58,081
Do you honestly think
you can just ask people
448
00:16:58,289 --> 00:16:59,666
to have sex with you
and they will?
449
00:16:59,874 --> 00:17:01,042
Well, I usually don't
have to ask, actually.
450
00:17:01,251 --> 00:17:03,336
But trust me,
it'd be a win-win.
451
00:17:03,545 --> 00:17:04,504
And probably
another win after that.
452
00:17:04,713 --> 00:17:05,880
I mean, I have
tremendous stamina.
453
00:17:06,089 --> 00:17:08,008
There's a girl missing, Lucifer.
454
00:17:08,216 --> 00:17:09,718
She's probably in some
hellhole somewhere,
455
00:17:09,926 --> 00:17:12,262
scared out of her mind,
if she's even still alive.
456
00:17:12,470 --> 00:17:14,431
And I found out the party
is a cash-only event.
457
00:17:14,639 --> 00:17:15,557
That's a first for Carver.
458
00:17:15,765 --> 00:17:17,392
So our only suspect's
459
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:19,519
probably about to run off
to Mexico,
460
00:17:19,728 --> 00:17:21,688
and you're worried
about boning me?
461
00:17:21,896 --> 00:17:23,189
You're right. Sorry.
462
00:17:23,398 --> 00:17:24,524
- Let's find the girl. Okay?
- Yes.
463
00:17:24,733 --> 00:17:25,567
Sex later.
464
00:17:26,609 --> 00:17:27,569
Kidding.
465
00:17:27,777 --> 00:17:28,570
Sort of.
466
00:17:28,737 --> 00:17:29,946
(sighs)
467
00:17:30,155 --> 00:17:30,864
So where's the party?
468
00:17:31,072 --> 00:17:33,116
- Cold Bar.
- Really?
469
00:17:33,324 --> 00:17:35,660
Well, that place is notoriously
overpriced to rent.
470
00:17:35,869 --> 00:17:37,746
If Carver wants cash,
he shouldn't have it there.
471
00:17:39,914 --> 00:17:41,750
No, he shouldn't.
472
00:17:44,085 --> 00:17:46,379
I think I just figured out
how you can fix this.
473
00:17:46,588 --> 00:17:47,839
Oh?
474
00:17:48,048 --> 00:17:50,050
Do tell.
475
00:18:00,643 --> 00:18:02,812
(wings whooshing)
476
00:18:09,152 --> 00:18:10,612
Miss me?
477
00:18:16,242 --> 00:18:17,994
I know why you're here.
478
00:18:18,203 --> 00:18:19,829
I won't help you, Amenadiel.
479
00:18:20,038 --> 00:18:21,331
One way or another, Maze,
480
00:18:21,581 --> 00:18:23,792
I am gonna change
your mind, so...
481
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,628
You're gonna help me
get Lucifer back to Hell.
482
00:18:26,836 --> 00:18:29,297
Don't make it painful.
483
00:18:29,506 --> 00:18:30,507
(laughs)
484
00:18:30,715 --> 00:18:32,550
You forget.
485
00:18:32,759 --> 00:18:33,802
I love pain.
486
00:18:34,010 --> 00:18:35,470
♪♪
487
00:18:35,678 --> 00:18:37,263
(grunting)
488
00:18:40,809 --> 00:18:42,310
I'm an angel.
489
00:18:42,519 --> 00:18:44,187
You can't beat me, little demon.
490
00:18:46,815 --> 00:18:48,525
Stop and hear me out.
491
00:18:49,984 --> 00:18:51,194
(chuckles)
492
00:18:52,529 --> 00:18:54,948
Men...
493
00:18:55,156 --> 00:18:56,825
...they always want to talk.
494
00:18:57,033 --> 00:18:58,701
♪♪
495
00:19:12,215 --> 00:19:13,174
(grunts)
496
00:19:13,383 --> 00:19:15,009
Enough!
497
00:19:15,218 --> 00:19:17,637
We want the same thing!
498
00:19:17,846 --> 00:19:19,681
Oh, do we?
499
00:19:19,889 --> 00:19:21,224
Let's see.
500
00:19:27,313 --> 00:19:29,149
Uh-oh.
501
00:19:29,357 --> 00:19:31,818
Did I hit a nerve?
502
00:19:34,195 --> 00:19:36,239
Mazikeen,
we both know
503
00:19:36,447 --> 00:19:39,409
that something has fundamentally
changed in Lucifer.
504
00:19:39,617 --> 00:19:41,119
Now, aren't you even
the least bit concerned?
505
00:19:41,327 --> 00:19:42,245
No.
506
00:19:42,453 --> 00:19:44,539
It's a phase. It'll pass.
507
00:19:44,747 --> 00:19:45,999
You're lying to me.
508
00:19:46,207 --> 00:19:48,543
You're lying to yourself.
509
00:19:52,213 --> 00:19:53,506
Now, we can help each other.
510
00:19:53,715 --> 00:19:55,383
We can get him back
to where he belongs,
511
00:19:55,550 --> 00:19:59,012
if you could just provide me
with a weak spot.
512
00:19:59,220 --> 00:20:00,388
Some insight.
513
00:20:00,555 --> 00:20:02,724
No...
514
00:20:02,932 --> 00:20:04,767
means no.
515
00:20:13,067 --> 00:20:14,944
♪♪
516
00:20:23,620 --> 00:20:26,080
Uh... hello?
517
00:20:26,289 --> 00:20:28,416
Uh, Lucifer?
518
00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:30,627
LUCIFER: Be out in a moment.
Just getting ready.
519
00:20:30,835 --> 00:20:32,128
Okay.
520
00:20:32,337 --> 00:20:34,088
Uh, did you do
what I told you to do
521
00:20:34,297 --> 00:20:36,382
and call Carver
about the Player's Club?
522
00:20:36,591 --> 00:20:38,551
LUCIFER: Make yourself
a drink, Detective.
523
00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:41,554
No. No. No more drinks.
524
00:20:41,763 --> 00:20:43,389
No more blurred lines.
525
00:20:43,598 --> 00:20:46,935
No more breaking into my house
or trying to sleep with me.
526
00:20:47,143 --> 00:20:49,979
Look, this is
a professional relationship.
527
00:20:50,188 --> 00:20:52,273
I'm a police officer, and you...
528
00:20:52,482 --> 00:20:54,442
(gasps)
529
00:20:57,946 --> 00:20:58,863
(laughs)
530
00:20:59,072 --> 00:21:01,407
...are naked. Oh...
531
00:21:01,616 --> 00:21:03,451
Speaking of my surprise visit
yesterday,
532
00:21:03,660 --> 00:21:05,119
I decided turnabout's fair play.
533
00:21:05,328 --> 00:21:07,622
You know, tit for tat
sort of thing. (chuckles)
534
00:21:07,830 --> 00:21:10,041
This is beyond inappropriate.
535
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:11,584
And brave,
wouldn't you say?
536
00:21:11,793 --> 00:21:14,963
Number three on the C.K.C. list:
take risks.
537
00:21:16,589 --> 00:21:17,465
(clears throat)
538
00:21:23,012 --> 00:21:24,305
Okay. Just...
539
00:21:24,514 --> 00:21:25,974
Lucifer, put some
freakin' clothes on.
540
00:21:26,182 --> 00:21:28,977
All right.
541
00:21:29,185 --> 00:21:31,271
But seriously, darling,
are you well?
542
00:21:32,897 --> 00:21:35,149
The berries are ripe and
ready to be harvested.
543
00:21:35,358 --> 00:21:37,944
I mean, look at me.
544
00:21:38,152 --> 00:21:39,529
Huh?
545
00:21:45,702 --> 00:21:48,997
Now, you can't argue with that,
can you?
546
00:21:53,001 --> 00:21:55,837
What happened to...
547
00:21:56,045 --> 00:21:57,130
My God.
548
00:21:57,338 --> 00:21:58,506
Oh, oh.
549
00:21:58,715 --> 00:22:00,174
Well, yes, I suppose
it is his fault.
550
00:22:00,383 --> 00:22:01,217
Whose fault?
551
00:22:01,426 --> 00:22:02,343
My father.
552
00:22:02,552 --> 00:22:04,012
Your dad did that to you?
553
00:22:04,220 --> 00:22:06,514
No, no, no. That's where
I cut my wings off.
554
00:22:06,723 --> 00:22:08,391
- (sighs) What?
- Well, I didn't.
555
00:22:08,599 --> 00:22:10,143
Maze did. I told her to.
556
00:22:10,351 --> 00:22:11,519
N-No.
557
00:22:11,728 --> 00:22:13,688
Seriously.
558
00:22:13,896 --> 00:22:14,731
What is that?
559
00:22:18,860 --> 00:22:20,820
Don't, please.
560
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:28,036
Okay.
561
00:22:28,244 --> 00:22:29,662
I should get dressed.
562
00:22:29,871 --> 00:22:31,831
Otherwise, we'll miss the party.
563
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:33,875
So you did make the call?
564
00:22:34,042 --> 00:22:35,376
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
565
00:22:35,585 --> 00:22:37,128
Party's at Lux.
566
00:22:37,337 --> 00:22:38,963
Turns out, the words "open bar"
are indeed effective.
567
00:22:39,172 --> 00:22:40,757
So good on you.
568
00:22:40,965 --> 00:22:42,884
- Okay.
- Can't go wearing
569
00:22:43,092 --> 00:22:44,344
that scruffy little getup.
570
00:22:44,552 --> 00:22:46,387
You'll stick out
like a sore cop.
571
00:22:48,097 --> 00:22:50,183
♪♪
572
00:22:55,188 --> 00:22:57,774
Where did you get
this dress anyhow?
573
00:22:57,982 --> 00:23:00,526
Oh, it was left behind by
one of my overnight guests.
574
00:23:00,735 --> 00:23:02,236
What was she wearing
when she left?
575
00:23:02,403 --> 00:23:03,946
- A smile.
- Mm.
576
00:23:04,155 --> 00:23:06,949
If I get an STD from this thing,
I'm gonna kill you.
577
00:23:07,158 --> 00:23:08,951
Oh, there he is.
578
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:12,413
CHLOE: Oh, he doesn't
look suspicious at all.
579
00:23:12,622 --> 00:23:14,248
Hmm, so what's the
plan, Detective?
580
00:23:14,457 --> 00:23:16,209
Avoid him for now.
581
00:23:16,417 --> 00:23:18,878
Mingle, find people who were
at the party last week.
582
00:23:19,087 --> 00:23:20,922
See if anyone saw Carver
with our missing girl.
583
00:23:21,130 --> 00:23:21,631
Hey.
584
00:23:21,839 --> 00:23:22,882
Hi.
585
00:23:23,091 --> 00:23:24,592
- Are you from Tennessee?
- No.
586
00:23:24,801 --> 00:23:25,635
Because you're
587
00:23:25,843 --> 00:23:26,761
the only ten I see.
588
00:23:26,969 --> 00:23:28,054
LUCIFER:
Oh, you poor soul.
589
00:23:28,262 --> 00:23:29,305
Does that actually work?
590
00:23:29,514 --> 00:23:31,265
- No.
- No, I didn't think so.
591
00:23:31,474 --> 00:23:32,767
(laughs) It's cute.
592
00:23:32,975 --> 00:23:33,768
It-it is?
593
00:23:33,976 --> 00:23:35,395
Yeah.
594
00:23:35,603 --> 00:23:38,272
Y-You're cute.
You're really cute.
595
00:23:38,481 --> 00:23:40,983
Hey, were you at that party
last week?
596
00:23:41,192 --> 00:23:42,777
Uh, no, actually,
this is my first.
597
00:23:42,985 --> 00:23:44,445
Okay.
598
00:23:44,654 --> 00:23:47,949
MAN: I love this song!
Okay.
599
00:23:48,157 --> 00:23:50,743
Hey, oh, were you
at the party last week?
600
00:23:50,952 --> 00:23:52,995
Uh, I think the dress may
have backfired, actually.
601
00:23:54,831 --> 00:23:56,499
I think we've
been spotted.
602
00:23:59,001 --> 00:24:00,169
Clearly a man with
nothing to hide.
603
00:24:01,921 --> 00:24:03,256
Move!
604
00:24:03,464 --> 00:24:04,966
Get out of the way!
(people screaming)
605
00:24:05,174 --> 00:24:06,467
Just...
606
00:24:06,676 --> 00:24:07,593
get out.
607
00:24:07,802 --> 00:24:09,095
Move!
608
00:24:09,303 --> 00:24:10,847
Just come...
609
00:24:12,473 --> 00:24:13,724
Give me the gun, Carver.
610
00:24:13,933 --> 00:24:15,685
Just-just let me go, okay?
I need to go!
611
00:24:15,893 --> 00:24:17,145
I'm afraid that's
not possible,
612
00:24:17,353 --> 00:24:19,188
but I do have another
option for you.
613
00:24:19,397 --> 00:24:20,481
How about a broken back, hmm?
614
00:24:20,690 --> 00:24:21,858
(groans)
615
00:24:23,651 --> 00:24:25,445
You don't understand,
I have to go!
616
00:24:25,653 --> 00:24:27,363
They're gonna
kill her now!
617
00:24:27,572 --> 00:24:28,698
You just killed Lindsay!
618
00:24:28,906 --> 00:24:30,032
They? They who?
619
00:24:31,576 --> 00:24:32,952
The people who took her.
620
00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:40,835
Where is Lindsay?
621
00:24:41,043 --> 00:24:42,462
I don't know, okay?
622
00:24:42,670 --> 00:24:45,339
I swear to you,
somebody kidnapped her.
623
00:24:45,590 --> 00:24:47,300
If that's the case, then why
wouldn't you go to the cops?
624
00:24:47,508 --> 00:24:49,260
Because they said
they'd kill her if I did.
625
00:24:49,469 --> 00:24:50,720
Maybe they already have.
626
00:24:50,928 --> 00:24:52,054
Excuse me, dear,
I don't know why we bother
627
00:24:52,263 --> 00:24:53,556
with all these pithy
little police questions.
628
00:24:53,764 --> 00:24:55,516
Tell me...
629
00:24:57,059 --> 00:24:58,936
...what game's
the player playing, eh?
630
00:24:59,145 --> 00:25:00,104
What are you after?
631
00:25:02,982 --> 00:25:04,650
I just want Lindsay back.
632
00:25:04,859 --> 00:25:05,776
I swear,
633
00:25:05,985 --> 00:25:07,487
I would never hurt her.
634
00:25:08,613 --> 00:25:10,990
I love her.
635
00:25:12,909 --> 00:25:14,118
But she's a fluffy bunny.
636
00:25:14,327 --> 00:25:16,120
You're a wolf.
637
00:25:16,329 --> 00:25:17,997
You-You've built an empire on
the objectification of women.
638
00:25:18,206 --> 00:25:19,916
Yeah, I know.
I'm a complete hypocrite.
639
00:25:20,124 --> 00:25:22,960
But I-I would give anything
to get her back.
640
00:25:23,169 --> 00:25:24,337
You humans.
641
00:25:24,545 --> 00:25:26,797
(chuckles):
You never cease to amaze.
642
00:25:27,006 --> 00:25:28,966
Okay, Carver,
643
00:25:29,175 --> 00:25:31,093
say what you're saying is true.
644
00:25:31,302 --> 00:25:32,762
How long have you and Lindsay
been together?
645
00:25:32,970 --> 00:25:34,138
Four months.
646
00:25:34,347 --> 00:25:35,848
Next Tuesday.
647
00:25:36,057 --> 00:25:37,725
I tried to keep it quiet,
648
00:25:37,934 --> 00:25:41,020
'cause, you know,
I'm the man and everything.
649
00:25:41,229 --> 00:25:42,396
I guess it got out.
650
00:25:42,563 --> 00:25:44,106
So you're saying
you slept
651
00:25:44,315 --> 00:25:45,566
with Lindsay on
multiple occasions,
652
00:25:45,775 --> 00:25:47,818
but you still want
to be with her?
653
00:25:48,027 --> 00:25:49,445
Yes, and for the rest
of my life.
654
00:25:49,654 --> 00:25:51,405
Well, after
four months,
655
00:25:51,614 --> 00:25:54,158
you haven't got her, you know,
out of your system? (chuckles)
656
00:25:54,367 --> 00:25:55,493
How's that possible?
657
00:25:55,701 --> 00:25:56,786
CHLOE:
Okay.
658
00:25:59,121 --> 00:26:00,957
You have no idea
where they're holding Lindsay?
659
00:26:01,165 --> 00:26:04,293
No. But they did
send this to me...
660
00:26:05,628 --> 00:26:07,046
...after the seminar.
661
00:26:08,839 --> 00:26:12,009
Said no more cops or she's dead.
662
00:26:12,218 --> 00:26:15,304
So the kidnappers were there
yesterday watching you.
663
00:26:15,513 --> 00:26:17,181
CARVER: I just hope
they weren't at the party.
664
00:26:17,390 --> 00:26:18,391
If they hurt her, I...
665
00:26:18,599 --> 00:26:19,517
CHLOE:
It's okay.
666
00:26:20,810 --> 00:26:22,853
Is there anyone
you suspect
667
00:26:23,062 --> 00:26:24,105
that might do this to you?
668
00:26:24,272 --> 00:26:25,523
Enemies?
669
00:26:25,731 --> 00:26:27,692
Uh, I'm kind of
a polarizing guy.
670
00:26:27,900 --> 00:26:29,527
Okay, the hater
list is long.
671
00:26:29,735 --> 00:26:31,862
Hello there,
this is Lucifer Morningstar.
672
00:26:34,907 --> 00:26:36,576
Who are you
talking to?
673
00:26:36,784 --> 00:26:38,202
- Shh.
- Do not shush me.
674
00:26:38,411 --> 00:26:39,537
Who's on the phone?
675
00:26:39,745 --> 00:26:40,955
All one word, that's right.
676
00:26:41,163 --> 00:26:42,540
Yes, I'll be speaking
on Carver's behalf
677
00:26:42,748 --> 00:26:44,000
from now on.
678
00:26:44,208 --> 00:26:45,835
(chuckles)
No, I'm not a cop.
679
00:26:46,043 --> 00:26:47,295
I assure you.
680
00:26:47,503 --> 00:26:49,088
- Is that the...
- Yes, it's the kidnappers.
681
00:26:49,297 --> 00:26:50,506
What are you doing?
682
00:26:50,715 --> 00:26:52,049
Of course we have the money.
683
00:26:52,258 --> 00:26:53,926
Just give me a time
and location.
684
00:26:54,135 --> 00:26:54,844
(tutting)
685
00:26:55,052 --> 00:26:55,803
Give me the phone.
686
00:26:55,970 --> 00:26:57,138
No, I promise you, no police.
687
00:26:57,346 --> 00:26:59,765
All right?
Okay, then.
688
00:26:59,974 --> 00:27:01,017
- See you shortly. Bye-bye.
- Wait, wait.
689
00:27:01,225 --> 00:27:02,393
Wait, we need proof of life.
690
00:27:02,602 --> 00:27:04,020
Oh.
691
00:27:04,228 --> 00:27:05,646
Um, just a minute.
692
00:27:05,855 --> 00:27:07,481
How do we know
Lindsay's still alive?
693
00:27:07,648 --> 00:27:08,899
No, they've hung up.
694
00:27:10,401 --> 00:27:11,444
What are you doing?
695
00:27:11,652 --> 00:27:13,154
Not to worry.
I've handled it.
696
00:27:13,362 --> 00:27:15,531
I'll be making an exchange
on your behalf this evening.
697
00:27:15,740 --> 00:27:17,575
Cash for your lady love,
all right?
698
00:27:17,783 --> 00:27:19,285
Really?
699
00:27:19,493 --> 00:27:22,246
Uh, but why would
you do that for me?
700
00:27:22,455 --> 00:27:24,624
Well, (chuckles)
isn't it obvious?
701
00:27:24,832 --> 00:27:26,709
Number two on your list:
be a protector.
702
00:27:26,917 --> 00:27:27,877
Is it working?
703
00:27:28,085 --> 00:27:29,587
You're not doing
this alone.
704
00:27:29,795 --> 00:27:32,089
Afraid so.
I promised, no police.
705
00:27:32,298 --> 00:27:34,383
A deal's a deal, especially one
with the Devil. (chuckles)
706
00:27:34,592 --> 00:27:37,637
Besides, I'm the only one
not risking his life on this.
707
00:27:37,845 --> 00:27:39,889
Immortal, remember?
708
00:27:42,350 --> 00:27:44,435
(phone chimes)
709
00:27:44,644 --> 00:27:46,479
LINDSAY (crying):
Carver,
710
00:27:46,687 --> 00:27:48,147
I'm all right.
711
00:27:49,273 --> 00:27:50,941
I'm a...
712
00:27:51,150 --> 00:27:52,610
I don't know where I am.
713
00:27:52,818 --> 00:27:55,446
Please come get me.
714
00:27:55,655 --> 00:27:56,989
I love you.
715
00:27:57,198 --> 00:27:58,741
Please. (sobbing)
716
00:28:01,118 --> 00:28:02,495
I'm coming with you.
717
00:28:02,703 --> 00:28:04,288
No, I can't let you do that.
718
00:28:04,497 --> 00:28:05,790
I'm not gonna call this in,
but you have to stay here.
719
00:28:05,998 --> 00:28:07,625
No discussion.
I'm coming with you.
720
00:28:07,833 --> 00:28:09,043
Fine.
721
00:28:09,251 --> 00:28:11,629
You'll have to wait in the car.
722
00:28:11,837 --> 00:28:14,465
♪♪
723
00:28:37,321 --> 00:28:38,614
Ten more minutes.
724
00:28:38,823 --> 00:28:39,824
Patience.
725
00:28:40,032 --> 00:28:41,992
Something doesn't feel right.
726
00:28:42,201 --> 00:28:44,537
Well, of course it doesn't.
It's a kidnapping.
727
00:28:45,705 --> 00:28:47,790
Cool ranch puff?
728
00:28:47,998 --> 00:28:48,791
No, thanks.
729
00:28:48,999 --> 00:28:50,793
- No?
- Mm.
730
00:28:51,001 --> 00:28:52,795
It's funny, isn't it?
You'd think the king of hellfire
731
00:28:53,003 --> 00:28:56,507
would be more of a flaming hot
guy, but love these bad boys.
732
00:28:56,716 --> 00:29:00,010
Okay, let's say
you really are the Devil.
733
00:29:00,219 --> 00:29:02,513
All-powerful, immortal,
blah, blah, blah.
734
00:29:02,722 --> 00:29:04,348
Does that mean
you don't feel pain at all?
735
00:29:04,557 --> 00:29:05,349
Hmm.
736
00:29:05,558 --> 00:29:06,934
I like this line of questioning.
737
00:29:07,143 --> 00:29:08,310
Does this mean
you're finally coming around?
738
00:29:08,519 --> 00:29:10,980
No. Just answer
the question.
739
00:29:11,188 --> 00:29:14,191
(chuckles) Well, I...
I do feel something,
740
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,569
but it's not pain
so much as, uh,
741
00:29:16,777 --> 00:29:18,988
a pressure, a nuisance, really.
742
00:29:19,196 --> 00:29:21,407
Okay, so what does it
feel like if you get shot?
743
00:29:25,327 --> 00:29:26,162
Ow.
744
00:29:26,370 --> 00:29:27,830
Well, you asked.
745
00:29:28,038 --> 00:29:30,124
But that's it? Like, a
bullet just bounces off you?
746
00:29:30,332 --> 00:29:33,377
Well, there's no wound or blood,
if that's what you mean.
747
00:29:33,586 --> 00:29:35,546
Can verify with something sharp
if you like.
748
00:29:35,755 --> 00:29:38,090
No, it's not necessary.
It's tempting though.
749
00:29:38,299 --> 00:29:39,508
Huh.
750
00:29:39,717 --> 00:29:42,261
So, does this mean
that you believe me?
751
00:29:42,470 --> 00:29:43,721
I'm afraid
I can't offer
752
00:29:43,929 --> 00:29:46,182
anything obvious
like a tail as proof.
753
00:29:46,390 --> 00:29:48,100
- And so no horns.
- No, afraid not.
754
00:29:48,309 --> 00:29:49,643
That's the stuff
of movies and TV.
755
00:29:49,852 --> 00:29:50,644
Mm-hmm.
756
00:29:50,853 --> 00:29:52,062
They always get it wrong.
757
00:29:52,271 --> 00:29:54,023
Well, look,
I-I (laughs) have to admit,
758
00:29:54,231 --> 00:29:55,733
I've seen some things
I can't explain,
759
00:29:55,941 --> 00:29:58,736
but I don't believe
in all that Bible stuff.
760
00:29:58,944 --> 00:30:00,905
So you're an atheist.
How ironic.
761
00:30:01,113 --> 00:30:02,740
No, not exactly.
762
00:30:02,948 --> 00:30:06,619
I do believe there's good
and evil and right and wrong.
763
00:30:06,827 --> 00:30:10,080
But the whole
fiery damnation thing, no.
764
00:30:10,289 --> 00:30:11,123
Does it scare you?
765
00:30:11,332 --> 00:30:12,750
No, I mean, how could I be
766
00:30:12,958 --> 00:30:15,044
scared of something
that I don't believe in?
767
00:30:18,214 --> 00:30:21,091
Do I scare you?
768
00:30:23,260 --> 00:30:24,386
No.
769
00:30:29,433 --> 00:30:30,768
Is that Carver?
770
00:30:30,976 --> 00:30:31,977
Hmm?
771
00:30:34,104 --> 00:30:34,980
How did he get here?
772
00:30:35,189 --> 00:30:36,232
Oh, he must have followed us.
773
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:37,566
Well done, Detective.
774
00:30:37,775 --> 00:30:38,984
CHLOE:
No, he didn't follow us.
775
00:30:39,193 --> 00:30:40,611
He must have gotten
the address somehow.
776
00:30:40,820 --> 00:30:42,112
Or someone told him.
Either way, he's gonna
777
00:30:42,321 --> 00:30:44,156
get someone killed,
probably himself.
778
00:30:46,617 --> 00:30:48,661
This love thing makes you all
quite stupid, doesn't it?
779
00:31:03,008 --> 00:31:04,885
(whispers):
Lucifer!
780
00:31:09,473 --> 00:31:11,350
(whispers):
Lucifer!
781
00:31:15,855 --> 00:31:16,981
(lock clicks)
782
00:31:17,189 --> 00:31:19,859
Sorry, but I gave
my word-- no police.
783
00:31:20,067 --> 00:31:21,151
Seriously?
784
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:22,486
Don't worry, Detective.
785
00:31:22,695 --> 00:31:23,821
I'm immortal, remember?
786
00:31:24,029 --> 00:31:25,990
I knew it.
(line ringing)
787
00:31:26,198 --> 00:31:28,701
Hey, guys, I'm gonna need you
sooner than I thought.
788
00:31:28,909 --> 00:31:30,244
Is SWAT ready?
789
00:31:37,459 --> 00:31:39,336
♪♪
790
00:31:52,099 --> 00:31:52,933
(screams)
791
00:31:53,142 --> 00:31:53,809
(chuckles)
792
00:31:54,018 --> 00:31:54,935
Manly as ever.
793
00:31:55,144 --> 00:31:56,186
Why are you here?
794
00:31:56,395 --> 00:31:57,855
We had a perfectly
good plan in place.
795
00:31:58,063 --> 00:31:59,982
Well, after you left, the
kidnappers called back.
796
00:32:00,190 --> 00:32:01,483
They said they
changed their minds,
797
00:32:01,692 --> 00:32:03,944
and I come or
the deal's off.
798
00:32:04,153 --> 00:32:06,322
Oh, that sounds sinister.
799
00:32:07,323 --> 00:32:09,491
Just hand over the cash,
800
00:32:09,700 --> 00:32:11,160
and no one gets hurt.
801
00:32:11,368 --> 00:32:13,621
Yes, right. Got it here.
802
00:32:13,829 --> 00:32:15,497
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait! Where's Lindsay?!
803
00:32:15,706 --> 00:32:17,124
I want to see her.
804
00:32:17,333 --> 00:32:19,001
No. My rules.
805
00:32:19,209 --> 00:32:20,920
Money first.
806
00:32:21,128 --> 00:32:23,172
Now, Mr. Kidnapper, I believe
that's a fair request actually,
807
00:32:23,380 --> 00:32:25,799
so just pop her around
and the money's yours.
808
00:32:28,469 --> 00:32:30,804
(grunting)
809
00:32:31,013 --> 00:32:32,264
Greedy little jackal,
aren't you?
810
00:32:32,473 --> 00:32:33,807
Give it to me!
811
00:32:34,016 --> 00:32:35,768
(chuckles)
Most certainly will not.
812
00:32:35,976 --> 00:32:37,853
CARVER:
Hey, f-forget it!
813
00:32:38,062 --> 00:32:39,688
Just-just give
it to him!
814
00:32:41,023 --> 00:32:42,066
I just want her back.
815
00:32:43,192 --> 00:32:44,068
LUCIFER:
Fine.
816
00:32:45,486 --> 00:32:46,487
Now bring us the girl.
817
00:32:46,695 --> 00:32:48,197
I'm sorry.
818
00:32:48,405 --> 00:32:49,406
That's not gonna happen.
819
00:32:49,615 --> 00:32:50,824
(chuckles)
What?
820
00:32:51,033 --> 00:32:51,825
I will kill you!
821
00:32:52,034 --> 00:32:53,077
Oh, it's gonna happen.
822
00:32:54,370 --> 00:32:55,829
A deal's a deal.
823
00:32:56,038 --> 00:32:58,082
I am not leaving here
without Lindsay.
824
00:32:58,290 --> 00:32:59,667
No way.
825
00:33:02,336 --> 00:33:04,254
(sighs)
Dearie me.
826
00:33:04,463 --> 00:33:06,715
What is it about you
and guns, eh?
827
00:33:07,883 --> 00:33:09,593
(gunshot)
828
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:13,555
Carver?
829
00:33:13,764 --> 00:33:15,599
Oh, no.
830
00:33:18,435 --> 00:33:20,104
(groans)
831
00:33:21,355 --> 00:33:22,398
Lindsay?
832
00:33:22,606 --> 00:33:24,441
LUCIFER:
Wait. Lindsay Lindsay?
833
00:33:24,650 --> 00:33:26,360
Love of your life Lindsay?
834
00:33:26,568 --> 00:33:28,862
Yeah, sorry, but I can't
let you shoot my brother.
835
00:33:29,071 --> 00:33:31,031
What's up, jackass?
836
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:31,949
I don't understand.
837
00:33:32,157 --> 00:33:34,076
Don't you though?
838
00:33:34,284 --> 00:33:37,246
This foul woman and her backwood
brother played the player.
839
00:33:37,454 --> 00:33:39,206
Lindsay kidnapped herself.
840
00:33:39,415 --> 00:33:42,209
Hell truly hath no fury
like a woman scorned.
841
00:33:42,418 --> 00:33:43,419
You did scorn her, didn't you?
842
00:33:43,627 --> 00:33:45,087
No. No.
843
00:33:45,295 --> 00:33:48,215
For the first time in my life,
I didn't.
844
00:33:48,424 --> 00:33:50,217
I loved her.
845
00:33:51,385 --> 00:33:53,595
I love you.
846
00:33:53,804 --> 00:33:55,347
Love me?
847
00:33:55,556 --> 00:33:56,640
Are you kidding?
848
00:33:56,849 --> 00:33:58,142
You didn't even
remember my name!
849
00:33:58,350 --> 00:34:00,269
What are you
talking about?
850
00:34:00,477 --> 00:34:02,271
I met you two years ago, Carver.
851
00:34:02,479 --> 00:34:03,605
We slept together.
852
00:34:04,982 --> 00:34:06,316
And then you never
called again.
853
00:34:06,525 --> 00:34:08,736
Guess I was research
for your stupid book.
854
00:34:08,944 --> 00:34:10,487
No, no,
that's not possible.
855
00:34:10,696 --> 00:34:12,239
No, I-I would've remembered.
856
00:34:12,448 --> 00:34:13,532
Nope.
857
00:34:13,741 --> 00:34:15,159
I met you at the library.
858
00:34:15,367 --> 00:34:17,411
It's a good
place to score
859
00:34:17,619 --> 00:34:19,163
desperate babes.
860
00:34:19,371 --> 00:34:21,582
That's in Chapter 11, I believe.
861
00:34:21,790 --> 00:34:23,125
Oh, that's bad.
862
00:34:23,333 --> 00:34:24,585
I was a virgin, Carver.
863
00:34:24,752 --> 00:34:25,878
That's worse. (chuckles)
864
00:34:26,086 --> 00:34:27,296
It was just another
night for you,
865
00:34:27,504 --> 00:34:30,632
but it was a big deal for me.
866
00:34:30,841 --> 00:34:33,469
Oh, God, I'm...
I am so sorry, Lindsay.
867
00:34:33,677 --> 00:34:35,929
I-I'm different now.
868
00:34:36,138 --> 00:34:37,931
No, I don't think so.
869
00:34:38,098 --> 00:34:39,475
But I am.
870
00:34:39,683 --> 00:34:40,934
Okay, may I speak now?
871
00:34:41,143 --> 00:34:42,644
Because I happen to be
an expert on punishment,
872
00:34:42,853 --> 00:34:44,646
and I'm not sure
it fits the crime here.
873
00:34:44,855 --> 00:34:46,690
I mean, Carver
made a mistake--
874
00:34:46,899 --> 00:34:48,317
well, several really--
875
00:34:48,525 --> 00:34:50,152
but...
876
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:51,361
you're different.
877
00:34:51,570 --> 00:34:52,654
He's changed.
878
00:34:52,863 --> 00:34:55,324
Doesn't that mean
anything to you?
879
00:34:56,617 --> 00:34:57,993
KEVIN:
Shut up.
880
00:34:58,202 --> 00:35:00,245
You shouldn't even
be here.
881
00:35:00,454 --> 00:35:01,747
Now you're dead, too.
882
00:35:01,955 --> 00:35:02,873
Shoot them, Linds.
883
00:35:03,082 --> 00:35:04,124
Sorry, can't let you
884
00:35:04,333 --> 00:35:05,834
do that, darling.
885
00:35:06,043 --> 00:35:07,461
I mean, I'm indestructible,
886
00:35:07,669 --> 00:35:08,837
but he's off limits as well,
I'm afraid.
887
00:35:09,046 --> 00:35:11,048
No, she's right. I-I deserve it.
888
00:35:11,256 --> 00:35:12,424
No, you don't.
889
00:35:12,633 --> 00:35:16,011
Chlamydia, the clap,
raging case of crabs--
890
00:35:16,220 --> 00:35:17,805
that's what you deserve,
not death.
891
00:35:19,098 --> 00:35:20,557
(chuckles softly):
And you...
892
00:35:21,683 --> 00:35:22,893
...how are you any better?
893
00:35:23,102 --> 00:35:24,186
Why do humans think
894
00:35:24,394 --> 00:35:26,522
they can rectify
one evil with another?
895
00:35:26,730 --> 00:35:28,857
(chuckles): I mean,
it's clearly the first time
896
00:35:29,066 --> 00:35:30,192
this reptile has
truly loved a woman,
897
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:31,318
and this is his reward?
898
00:35:31,485 --> 00:35:32,653
KEVIN:
Get away from her!
899
00:35:32,861 --> 00:35:35,239
(grunts, coughs)
900
00:35:37,658 --> 00:35:38,242
(gasps)
901
00:35:38,450 --> 00:35:39,243
Oh, God.
902
00:35:39,451 --> 00:35:41,036
- I'm sorry.
- Sorry?
903
00:35:41,245 --> 00:35:43,080
Please don't hurt me.
904
00:35:43,288 --> 00:35:44,373
(sobbing)
905
00:35:44,581 --> 00:35:45,666
Why does everyone say that
906
00:35:45,874 --> 00:35:46,917
before they're punished?
907
00:35:47,126 --> 00:35:48,252
Don't kill me!
908
00:35:49,336 --> 00:35:50,712
Lucifer.
909
00:35:50,921 --> 00:35:52,256
Don't move.
910
00:35:52,464 --> 00:35:53,715
LUCIFER: Detective,
you should leave.
911
00:35:55,551 --> 00:35:57,719
Who are you?
912
00:35:57,928 --> 00:36:00,097
(Lindsay crying)
913
00:36:02,266 --> 00:36:04,268
What are you?
914
00:36:17,447 --> 00:36:19,158
CHLOE:
Did you do this?
915
00:36:19,366 --> 00:36:21,243
I've been trying to tell you,
I'm the Devil.
916
00:36:21,451 --> 00:36:22,703
(panting)
917
00:36:22,911 --> 00:36:24,830
That's... that's
not possible.
918
00:36:25,038 --> 00:36:26,415
I assure you, Detective, it is.
919
00:36:26,623 --> 00:36:27,791
I mean, you've said yourself,
920
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,751
there are things
you can't explain.
921
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:32,004
You need more proof? You've got
the gun. Come on, shoot me.
922
00:36:32,212 --> 00:36:35,966
No.
I can't shoot you.
923
00:36:36,175 --> 00:36:38,468
Sure you can. Go on, give her
a squeeze, we'll be good to go.
924
00:36:38,677 --> 00:36:40,804
- No.
- Just shoot me, Detective!
925
00:36:41,013 --> 00:36:44,057
Please! Because maybe
you'll finally realize...
926
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,268
(casing clatters on floor)
927
00:36:46,476 --> 00:36:47,644
Good for you!
928
00:36:48,562 --> 00:36:49,605
See?
929
00:36:49,813 --> 00:36:50,772
Hardly hurts.
930
00:36:51,023 --> 00:36:52,691
(distant sirens wailing)
I can't believe...
931
00:36:52,900 --> 00:36:54,985
Gah. Actually,
no, it's hurting a little bit.
932
00:36:55,194 --> 00:36:56,320
It's... Gah!
It's hurting a lot.
933
00:36:56,528 --> 00:36:58,655
Son of a bitch,
that really hurts!
934
00:36:58,864 --> 00:36:59,948
(sirens wailing,
tires screeching)
935
00:37:01,700 --> 00:37:02,993
I'm bleeding.
936
00:37:03,202 --> 00:37:05,120
- You're bleeding.
- I'm bleeding.
937
00:37:05,329 --> 00:37:07,206
Oh, crap,
of course you're bleeding.
938
00:37:07,414 --> 00:37:08,415
(indistinct
police radio chatter)
939
00:37:08,624 --> 00:37:10,083
God, what have I done?
940
00:37:10,292 --> 00:37:12,002
I don't... I don't bleed.
It's... (grunts)
941
00:37:14,338 --> 00:37:15,631
Lucifer,
942
00:37:15,839 --> 00:37:17,174
I'm so sorry.
Are you okay?
943
00:37:17,382 --> 00:37:18,383
What does this mean?
944
00:37:18,592 --> 00:37:20,010
Well, it means I shot you.
945
00:37:20,219 --> 00:37:21,803
And I'm an idiot, and I'm sorry.
946
00:37:22,012 --> 00:37:24,014
And I'm in so much trouble.
947
00:37:24,223 --> 00:37:26,350
Ah! It really hurts!
948
00:37:26,558 --> 00:37:28,352
(panting)
949
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:31,063
(indistinct talking)
950
00:37:32,814 --> 00:37:34,233
What's happening to me?
951
00:37:36,860 --> 00:37:38,737
(siren wails)
952
00:37:40,197 --> 00:37:42,199
(indistinct chatter)
953
00:37:42,407 --> 00:37:45,035
(talking indistinctly)
954
00:37:47,704 --> 00:37:49,539
(talking indistinctly)
955
00:37:49,748 --> 00:37:51,667
(talking, laughing)
956
00:37:51,875 --> 00:37:53,585
Well, speak of the devil.
957
00:37:53,794 --> 00:37:55,337
Mr. Morningstar here
was just telling me
958
00:37:55,545 --> 00:37:57,214
everything you did in there.
959
00:37:57,422 --> 00:37:59,967
Right.
Well, Lieutenant...
960
00:38:00,175 --> 00:38:02,010
LUCIFER: I was just telling
your boss if you hadn't acted
961
00:38:02,219 --> 00:38:03,553
in the way that you did, then,
962
00:38:03,762 --> 00:38:05,555
well, all hell
would've broke loose.
963
00:38:05,764 --> 00:38:06,765
Isn't that right?
964
00:38:07,933 --> 00:38:09,726
Right.
965
00:38:09,935 --> 00:38:10,727
Mm.
966
00:38:11,895 --> 00:38:13,563
Absolutely. And, um...
967
00:38:13,772 --> 00:38:16,358
But you caught the bad guys;
that's the main thing.
968
00:38:16,566 --> 00:38:17,859
OLIVIA: Again, I'm sorry
that you got caught
969
00:38:18,068 --> 00:38:19,278
in the crossfire,
Mr. Morningstar.
970
00:38:19,486 --> 00:38:21,238
Oh, it's just a graze.
I hardly felt it.
971
00:38:21,446 --> 00:38:22,531
(chuckles)
972
00:38:22,739 --> 00:38:24,783
And call me Lucifer.
973
00:38:26,952 --> 00:38:28,453
Lucifer.
974
00:38:29,746 --> 00:38:31,790
(Olivia chuckles)
975
00:38:33,834 --> 00:38:36,295
Thank you again
for all of your help.
976
00:38:36,503 --> 00:38:37,796
You are so welcome.
977
00:38:42,926 --> 00:38:44,761
Bye, now.
(chuckles)
978
00:38:50,100 --> 00:38:51,601
I thought you
didn't lie.
979
00:38:51,810 --> 00:38:52,978
I don't.
980
00:38:54,730 --> 00:38:56,982
But I don't always tell
the whole truth. (chuckles)
981
00:38:57,190 --> 00:38:59,651
Thank you.
982
00:38:59,860 --> 00:39:02,946
You're welcome.
983
00:39:03,155 --> 00:39:05,907
Come on, I'll
drive you home.
984
00:39:06,116 --> 00:39:08,285
I should bloody hope so,
now you've crippled me.
985
00:39:08,493 --> 00:39:09,828
Wuss.
986
00:39:10,037 --> 00:39:12,164
(chuckles)
987
00:39:15,792 --> 00:39:17,085
Thanks, Julia.
988
00:39:17,294 --> 00:39:19,129
Have a good night. Drive safe.
989
00:39:25,302 --> 00:39:27,637
Mommy!
990
00:39:27,846 --> 00:39:28,805
(chuckles):
Hey!
991
00:39:29,014 --> 00:39:30,182
What are you doing up?
992
00:39:30,390 --> 00:39:32,517
Can't sleep when
you're not home.
993
00:39:32,726 --> 00:39:33,852
Come on, I'll tuck you in.
994
00:39:34,061 --> 00:39:35,687
What's that
on your shirt?
995
00:39:37,647 --> 00:39:41,693
Oh. Um, that's, uh...
that's ketchup from lunch.
996
00:39:41,902 --> 00:39:44,321
Nuh-uh. That's blood, Mom.
997
00:39:44,529 --> 00:39:46,782
Right. You're right.
998
00:39:46,990 --> 00:39:50,994
Well, um...
I may have hit someone...
999
00:39:51,203 --> 00:39:52,371
with a bullet.
1000
00:39:52,579 --> 00:39:54,623
You shot someone? Again?
1001
00:39:54,831 --> 00:39:55,791
Barely.
1002
00:39:55,999 --> 00:39:56,708
Who?
1003
00:39:56,917 --> 00:39:58,126
It was Lucifer.
1004
00:39:58,335 --> 00:39:59,503
- Is he okay?
- He's fine.
1005
00:39:59,711 --> 00:40:00,712
It was nothing.
1006
00:40:00,921 --> 00:40:02,672
It was, like, a little graze.
1007
00:40:02,881 --> 00:40:04,716
Okay.
1008
00:40:07,010 --> 00:40:08,720
What, babe?
1009
00:40:08,929 --> 00:40:11,723
Remember last week, I
told you that boy Noah
1010
00:40:11,932 --> 00:40:14,059
kept throwing French
fries at me at lunchtime?
1011
00:40:14,267 --> 00:40:15,977
- Mm-hmm.
- And you said
1012
00:40:16,186 --> 00:40:18,647
it actually might mean
he likes me?
1013
00:40:18,855 --> 00:40:19,898
Yes.
1014
00:40:20,107 --> 00:40:22,901
Well, since you shot Lucifer,
1015
00:40:23,110 --> 00:40:26,655
it must mean
you really like him.
1016
00:40:26,863 --> 00:40:29,449
(sighs)
1017
00:40:29,658 --> 00:40:32,494
Hmm.
1018
00:40:32,702 --> 00:40:34,871
You know, it is bedtime,
you little weasel.
1019
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:38,083
(both laugh)
You weasel. I'm gonna get you.
1020
00:40:38,291 --> 00:40:39,835
Story time! Story time!
1021
00:40:43,588 --> 00:40:45,215
(door opens)
1022
00:40:45,424 --> 00:40:46,258
(Lucifer groans)
1023
00:40:46,466 --> 00:40:49,219
(panting)
1024
00:40:49,428 --> 00:40:50,554
I know.
1025
00:40:50,762 --> 00:40:52,222
Tough day at the office.
1026
00:40:52,431 --> 00:40:53,223
What happened to you?
1027
00:40:53,432 --> 00:40:54,766
Oh, you'll never guess.
1028
00:40:54,975 --> 00:40:56,268
She shot me.
1029
00:40:56,476 --> 00:40:57,936
And I bled.
1030
00:40:58,145 --> 00:41:00,397
What?
That's not possible.
1031
00:41:00,605 --> 00:41:03,066
- I know.
- What's causing this?
1032
00:41:03,275 --> 00:41:05,360
Is there something
you're not telling me?
1033
00:41:05,569 --> 00:41:06,862
Don't think about it too much.
It's exciting.
1034
00:41:07,070 --> 00:41:08,280
No, it's dangerous.
1035
00:41:10,323 --> 00:41:13,785
We've had our fun here, Lucifer,
but this can't happen.
1036
00:41:13,994 --> 00:41:15,454
(chuckles)
1037
00:41:15,662 --> 00:41:17,914
Tell me we're going home.
1038
00:41:18,123 --> 00:41:20,292
On the contrary, Maze.
1039
00:41:21,751 --> 00:41:24,045
The fun's just begun.