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Previously on Lucifer...
LUCIFER:
That's Azrael's blade.
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That's one angry-ass snake.
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I want my family back.
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AMENADIEL: Mom and I are gonna
find a way to get back
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to the Silver City.
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One way or another.
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Something is wrong.
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It won't stop.
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The only thing that's
gonna save my life
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is finding the antidote.
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The plan is simple:
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you kill me, I go down to Hell
interrogate the professor,
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get the formula,
and then you bring me back.
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(gasps)
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Well, you didn't
die after all.
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I heard you saved me.
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This is your Father's doing.
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Chloe is his doing;
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he put her in your path.
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So none of it was real?
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Don't!
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I mean, how can I trust
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anything, anyone
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now that I know He might be
behind it all?
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Well, you can trust me.
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Can I, Mum?
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You're as bad
as He is.
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I am tired of
being a pawn.
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I'm done.
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Lucifer? You here?
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♪♪
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How dare he walk out on me.
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I'm a goddess.
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Yes, you are.
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I think I deserve
a modicum of respect.
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I respect you.
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Then why did my son abandon me?
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Wait, we're talking
about your son?
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Do you know that
I went to Hell for him?
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I even helped save his
scrawny, little human,
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who I much prefer dead.
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This is
getting weird.
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Yeah. It's been two weeks
and no word.
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I mean, a mother
has needs,
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don't you agree?
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Okay, uh...
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I got to go.
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You're a terrible kisser.
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Must suck to be on
the outs with Lucifer.
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He hates it when
people manipulate him.
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I didn't.
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At least not like his Father.
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True, but you're here.
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And the big guy's not.
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I bet Lucifer is
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plotting his revenge
as we speak.
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(chuckles)
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- Hmm.
- ♪ Wide awake ♪
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♪ Such a shame
for us to lose... ♪
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Love the vibe you
got going here.
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It's very Godfather.
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You even look a
bit like Brando.
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Circa the barefoot,
stress-eating years.
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This is a
big move, man.
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Are you sure
about this?
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Oh, yes.
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Now hand it over.
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It's not gonna go cheap.
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(chuckles)
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Worth every penny.
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It's your funeral.
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DAN:
Still no sign of Lucifer?
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I went by his place.
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It's completely packed up.
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No e-mails,
no calls, nothing.
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He's gone.
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Just... it is
what it is.
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You know, Chloe, you don't have
to pretend with me.
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I know you're upset.
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I mean, he's your partner,
he should've told you
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he was leaving.
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Whatever.
It's been two weeks.
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I'm over it.
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Please just change the subject.
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ELLA:
Man, I miss Lucifer.
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He was the best hugger.
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I mean, squirmer on the outside,
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but warm and fuzzy
on the inside.
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Ella.
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Do you mind?
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Oh.
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Sorry, Decker.
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Guess he hasn't
called you either.
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ELLA: So we got
Ash Corrigan.
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27. Cause of death,
blunt trauma,
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by something that left
small circular gashes
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around the wound.
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M.E.'s gonna make me some molds
so I can track down
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- the murder weapon.
- DAN: Well, it doesn't
look like a robbery.
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I mean, guy's wallet and ID
hasn't been touched.
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His car's still here.
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I'm thinking Ash
was a club-goer.
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Got into a bar fight,
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then everything went
to head out here.
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Hmm.
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I think he
played in a band.
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Calloused fingers.
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Guitar player.
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Good catch.
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Well, yeah.
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And this.
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Looks like the band
lost their front man.
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♪ Feel a lot of pain... ♪
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I can't believe he's gone.
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We were in such a good place.
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The album was selling, man.
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Tour was gonna be huge.
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This blows so hard.
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What's gonna happen to us?
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Come on, dude,
Ash is dead.
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He's just saying what
we're all thinking.
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The band's over.
We're screwed.
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So Ash was
staying here?
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- He was just crashing on
the couch last couple weeks.
- DAN: You guys weren't worried
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when he didn't come
home last night?
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We just figured that he hooked
up with someone.
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I hoped, anyway.
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He's been in a funk
since his divorce.
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It was bad.
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How bad?
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You should talk to Courtney.
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Ash's ex.
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She's, um... very passionate.
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They fought non-stop,
even got violent once.
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♪ Till we're down and dusty. ♪
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♪♪
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DAN: So the band was right,
the ex-wife was violent.
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Look at these.
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- (gasps)
- She was arrested for
domestic abuse two years ago.
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I mean, charges
were dropped, but...
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LUCIFER:
Detective!
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You're okay.
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What? Yes, of course I'm okay.
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Don't be so silly.
(chuckles)
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Lucifer, I was really,
really worried about you.
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Shh! Hold
that thought.
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I have news.
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What...
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Wow.
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You just-- you go AWOL
for two weeks,
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and then you have the nerve
to come here and shush me?
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Yeah.
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You have some serious
explaining to do, man.
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Yes, I know that, Daniel,
and I'm about to.
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Shall we all have a sit down?
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No. Spill it.
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I'm dying to know
where you've been.
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WOMAN:
Lucifer?
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Lucifer?
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Uh...
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Candy, darling,
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I told you to
wait in the car.
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But it's so
stuffy in there.
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But it's a
convertible.
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CANDY: Plus I wanted to
show your police friends
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just how generous
my honey is.
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(giggles)
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He paid that sketchy diamond guy
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a ginormous pile of cash for it.
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Well, mm.
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Lucifer,
who is this?
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Right.
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Meet Candy Morningstar.
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- My wife.
- (giggles)
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(both chuckle)
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Wow.
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(chuckles)
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(sighs)
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♪♪
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- (clacking)
- It's not how I'd
hoped to announce it.
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I know it might be
a tad surprising.
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No, why would I
be surprised?
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That you disappeared
after I almost died,
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and then waltzed back in
married to a stripper?
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Exotic dancer, but,
yes, I can explain.
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No.
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No need.
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I'm happy for you.
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Really.
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Do you mind?
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Sorry.
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Am I bugging you?
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I'm totally bugging you.
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No, I love
that sound.
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- Oh.
- LUCIFER:
Look, Detective,
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I had some
family issues.
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And I-I went to Vegas
to blow off some steam.
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One thing led
to another, and...
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Look, I am sorry, I should've
told you that I needed...
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time off.
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This isn't about vacation hours,
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this isn't about time cards,
Lucifer, this...
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How could you just...?
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I thought
we were...
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(voice breaking):
I thought we were friends.
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Friends? Yes.
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Friends, that's exactly
what we are.
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Just friends.
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- Right.
- Right.
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So it's all
sorted then,
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- we'll go back to the way it was.
- Great.
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You know, before...
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Yes, I get it!
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- DAN:
Hey.
- What?
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I have Ash's ex-wife
in interrogation.
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Great.
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I...
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That's classy,
dude.
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Real classy.
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Thank you?
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You think they
like me?
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Oh, what's not to like?
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(Candy chuckling)
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"Violent psycho bitch."
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"Sid and Nancy,
except she's Sid."
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"All she wanted was
to crush Ash's soul."
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So, Courtney,
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care to explain why all of
your ex-husband's bandmates
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think you're capable of murder?
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I had nothing to do with this.
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Where were you the
night of Ash's death?
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The same place I am
every night: work.
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I have employees who
can vouch for it.
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What do you do?
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Run an online clothing company.
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Built it from scratch.
Worked my ass off.
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You want to know what Ash
would say about work?
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"The world will provide."
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But you know who did?
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Me.
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Someone had to
be responsible.
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The band, they thought
I was uncool,
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but it was Ash, he was
the selfish, childish one.
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I completely understand.
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I was with an
immature partner,
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and it was maddening.
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It's crazy-making.
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Yeah, wanted to kill him.
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I didn't say that.
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LUCIFER:
Ouch. Shade.
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I wouldn't take
it too personally.
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Yeah, right.
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I'm sure it's not me
she's talking about.
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Well, who else would
she be talking about?
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CHLOE:
So, you want to explain
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the domestic
abuse charge?
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Look, we fought.
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I'm not proud of that.
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But I've paid for
my mistakes, literally.
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What do you mean?
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Ash took everything
when we divorced.
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I agreed to sit down
with a divorce mediator,
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and the guy was completely
biased against me.
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I think him and Ash
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set up some sort of
shady side deal.
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He's the real criminal.
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But if Ash got this
hefty divorce settlement,
268
00:10:00,622 --> 00:10:02,457
then why was he couch-surfing?
269
00:10:02,666 --> 00:10:03,458
Where'd the money go?
270
00:10:04,501 --> 00:10:06,461
Maybe the mediator took it?
271
00:10:06,670 --> 00:10:08,463
Like I said, the guy's a crook.
272
00:10:15,721 --> 00:10:16,722
I got him.
273
00:10:17,389 --> 00:10:18,849
Someone tagged Lucifer
at The Grove.
274
00:10:19,057 --> 00:10:20,017
You're kidding.
275
00:10:20,225 --> 00:10:22,644
Someone named "Cottoncandy86"?
276
00:10:22,853 --> 00:10:24,146
That's an
unfortunate name.
277
00:10:24,354 --> 00:10:26,732
No, Mom, it's an
Internet-- never mind.
278
00:10:27,524 --> 00:10:30,193
It looks like they were getting
frozen yogurt to celebrate...
279
00:10:30,902 --> 00:10:32,112
newlywed life?
280
00:10:32,321 --> 00:10:34,948
#mrslucifer, #hottiehubby?
281
00:10:35,157 --> 00:10:36,825
Are you speaking in tongues?
282
00:10:37,034 --> 00:10:37,659
Mom!
283
00:10:37,868 --> 00:10:38,785
Look.
284
00:10:38,994 --> 00:10:41,705
He and cottoncandy86
are married.
285
00:10:41,913 --> 00:10:44,458
- What?!
- He specifically told me
to watch over Chloe.
286
00:10:44,666 --> 00:10:45,959
After everything that
we did to save her,
287
00:10:46,168 --> 00:10:48,086
I don't... I don't understand.
288
00:10:48,295 --> 00:10:50,339
Betrothing himself to that?
289
00:10:51,548 --> 00:10:52,507
He wouldn't.
290
00:10:52,716 --> 00:10:54,926
Perhaps Mazikeen was right.
291
00:10:55,135 --> 00:10:57,012
Lucifer's concocting a plan.
292
00:10:58,680 --> 00:11:00,974
♪♪
293
00:11:03,769 --> 00:11:05,812
Well, Courtney's story
checked out.
294
00:11:06,021 --> 00:11:07,648
She was working late
with two employees
295
00:11:07,856 --> 00:11:08,940
at the time Ash was killed.
296
00:11:09,149 --> 00:11:10,233
Courtney's been pointing
pretty hard
297
00:11:10,442 --> 00:11:12,569
at their divorce mediator,
but I don't know.
298
00:11:13,028 --> 00:11:13,820
Seems like a stretch.
299
00:11:14,029 --> 00:11:16,239
Yeah, agreed, but I did
check it out anyways.
300
00:11:16,448 --> 00:11:17,282
This guy named
Anthony Annan.
301
00:11:17,491 --> 00:11:18,492
He's got a clean
record, and nothing
302
00:11:18,700 --> 00:11:20,077
but Courtney's word
points to him.
303
00:11:20,285 --> 00:11:22,162
Uh, Detective, a word?
304
00:11:22,371 --> 00:11:23,413
You're still here?
Shouldn't you be
305
00:11:23,622 --> 00:11:25,207
on some honeymoon
far, far away?
306
00:11:25,415 --> 00:11:26,792
Oh, look, it's Mannequin Hair.
307
00:11:27,834 --> 00:11:29,670
- Who?
- I don't know his name,
308
00:11:29,878 --> 00:11:31,380
but he's in
the other photo, too.
309
00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:33,674
- Is that weird?
- What other photo?
310
00:11:33,882 --> 00:11:34,758
The one of the dead dude.
311
00:11:34,966 --> 00:11:36,843
See? Right there.
312
00:11:37,219 --> 00:11:38,261
Mannequin Hair is
in the crowd
313
00:11:38,470 --> 00:11:39,346
behind the yellow tape.
314
00:11:40,263 --> 00:11:41,306
She's right, it's him.
315
00:11:41,765 --> 00:11:42,849
Unbelievable.
316
00:11:43,058 --> 00:11:44,976
It's highly unlikely
for Ash's divorce mediator
317
00:11:45,185 --> 00:11:46,978
to be lurking at the scene
of his murder, yes?
318
00:11:47,187 --> 00:11:47,813
Yeah, very.
319
00:11:48,021 --> 00:11:49,106
I'll track him down.
Nice.
320
00:11:49,314 --> 00:11:51,108
Well done, Candy.
321
00:11:51,316 --> 00:11:52,693
Well, I don't get a lot
of names at my job,
322
00:11:52,901 --> 00:11:54,569
so I'm super good
with faces.
323
00:11:55,404 --> 00:11:57,239
- And other things.
- Ah.
324
00:11:57,406 --> 00:11:58,949
LUCIFER: This is fun, isn't it?
Isn't this fun?
325
00:11:59,157 --> 00:12:01,785
Hmm? Murder, suspects, clues.
326
00:12:01,993 --> 00:12:03,578
Gosh, it feels good
to be back.
327
00:12:03,787 --> 00:12:05,247
Right, I'm going to
call Candy a cab,
328
00:12:05,455 --> 00:12:07,207
and then you and I can
get down to brass tacks, yes?
329
00:12:07,416 --> 00:12:08,166
(pouty groan)
330
00:12:08,709 --> 00:12:09,501
Actually,
come to think of it,
331
00:12:10,043 --> 00:12:10,919
who watches over Trixie?
332
00:12:11,128 --> 00:12:12,212
Do you want to go splitsies
on a nanny?
333
00:12:12,421 --> 00:12:14,005
Besides, I hear this case
involves a band,
334
00:12:14,214 --> 00:12:14,840
so, lucky for you
335
00:12:15,048 --> 00:12:17,551
I bring my much-needed
musical expertise.
336
00:12:17,759 --> 00:12:19,177
Did you know
he plays piano?
337
00:12:19,386 --> 00:12:21,179
Like, better than
Elton Tom.
338
00:12:21,388 --> 00:12:22,764
I know plenty about
music, thank you.
339
00:12:22,973 --> 00:12:24,599
- (laughs)
Do you, now, Detective?
- Mm-hmm.
340
00:12:24,808 --> 00:12:26,143
Right, what's your
favorite band, then?
341
00:12:26,351 --> 00:12:27,394
- Hmm?
- Hey...
342
00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:30,605
(laughs):
Oh, full of '90s jams, I see.
343
00:12:30,772 --> 00:12:32,983
The Bangles, N'Sync,
344
00:12:33,483 --> 00:12:34,651
Right Said Fred?
345
00:12:34,860 --> 00:12:36,653
- Give me the phone back.
- I mean, seriously,
Detective,
346
00:12:36,862 --> 00:12:37,779
your music queue
alone is enough
347
00:12:37,988 --> 00:12:39,531
to disqualify you
from this case.
348
00:12:39,740 --> 00:12:41,825
You're not the one who's
on this case, Lucifer.
349
00:12:42,033 --> 00:12:44,995
What? But what about
our partnership?
350
00:12:45,537 --> 00:12:47,914
Our partnership ended
when you ghosted me
351
00:12:48,123 --> 00:12:49,416
and the entire department.
352
00:12:49,624 --> 00:12:51,960
You can't just march back
in here like nothing's wrong.
353
00:12:52,169 --> 00:12:54,337
You can't just grab
what you want when you want.
354
00:12:57,382 --> 00:12:59,551
I'll just put that
down there, then.
355
00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:06,933
You let me down, Lucifer.
356
00:13:09,060 --> 00:13:10,771
I mean, what good
is a partner
357
00:13:10,979 --> 00:13:12,272
if I can't depend on you?
358
00:13:14,816 --> 00:13:16,151
I don't need you anymore.
359
00:13:16,777 --> 00:13:18,945
- Well, surely
you don't mean that.
- I do.
360
00:13:19,488 --> 00:13:20,489
You can go.
361
00:13:21,239 --> 00:13:22,115
Both of you.
362
00:13:26,161 --> 00:13:26,912
Right.
363
00:13:30,999 --> 00:13:33,835
I haven't seen you
in a while, Lucifer.
364
00:13:34,586 --> 00:13:36,797
Uh, I know you've
been through Hell.
365
00:13:38,340 --> 00:13:40,675
I suppose we can
discuss that another time.
366
00:13:41,218 --> 00:13:43,470
Oh, no, no, there's no need
for censoring, Doctor.
367
00:13:44,429 --> 00:13:45,972
Candy and I have no secrets.
368
00:13:46,181 --> 00:13:48,225
Isn't that the key
to a successful marriage?
369
00:13:50,060 --> 00:13:52,813
And how are you coping
since your... travels?
370
00:13:54,147 --> 00:13:56,399
Any warning signs
of lasting trauma?
371
00:13:56,942 --> 00:13:57,692
Denial?
372
00:13:58,360 --> 00:13:59,694
Rash decisions?
373
00:13:59,903 --> 00:14:02,572
Um... no, no.
374
00:14:02,781 --> 00:14:04,866
I think I've thought through
everything quite carefully.
375
00:14:05,075 --> 00:14:06,743
He's a thinker, this one!
376
00:14:08,453 --> 00:14:10,372
And, uh... and what
about Detective Decker?
377
00:14:11,289 --> 00:14:12,833
I thought you two
had become...
378
00:14:14,125 --> 00:14:14,876
close.
379
00:14:15,085 --> 00:14:17,128
Well, everything
I felt for her
380
00:14:17,337 --> 00:14:20,382
was smoke and mirrors,
courtesy of dear old Dad.
381
00:14:21,132 --> 00:14:22,717
I mean, He clearly
expected me to zig,
382
00:14:22,926 --> 00:14:24,010
and so I zagged.
383
00:14:24,511 --> 00:14:28,098
And does Chloe know
that you've zagged Candy?
384
00:14:28,306 --> 00:14:29,307
- (giggles)
- Yes.
385
00:14:29,516 --> 00:14:30,433
She just fired me.
386
00:14:30,642 --> 00:14:31,810
- Shocking.
- I know.
387
00:14:32,018 --> 00:14:34,229
But if you felt
so manipulated...
388
00:14:35,814 --> 00:14:37,774
why return to Chloe at all?
389
00:14:37,983 --> 00:14:39,943
Well, I mean,
I tried to leave,
390
00:14:40,151 --> 00:14:42,696
but I just felt
that I missed...
391
00:14:44,990 --> 00:14:45,907
my work.
392
00:14:46,908 --> 00:14:48,535
Look, anyway,
baby, bathwater,
393
00:14:48,743 --> 00:14:50,579
the detective and I are
quite the crime-fighting duo.
394
00:14:50,787 --> 00:14:51,872
I mean, you wouldn't
break up
395
00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:53,665
- Batman and Robin,
now, would you?
- No.
396
00:14:53,874 --> 00:14:55,250
We have a job to do.
397
00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:57,669
So if she could
just see sense...
398
00:14:58,211 --> 00:14:59,337
I was fired once.
399
00:14:59,629 --> 00:15:00,797
But you know what I did?
400
00:15:01,006 --> 00:15:03,091
I just kept showing up and
made myself expandable.
401
00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:05,510
Oh, uh, do you mean
indispensable?
402
00:15:05,886 --> 00:15:08,221
No. Expandable.
I got a boob job,
403
00:15:08,430 --> 00:15:10,473
and it totally
expanded my horizons.
404
00:15:10,682 --> 00:15:12,142
Because then, I
could do something
405
00:15:12,350 --> 00:15:13,727
none of the other
girls could do.
406
00:15:13,935 --> 00:15:14,728
You wanna see?
407
00:15:14,936 --> 00:15:16,146
- Ooh, yes.
- No.
408
00:15:17,522 --> 00:15:18,148
No?
409
00:15:18,356 --> 00:15:20,150
But you know, the part
about showing up...
410
00:15:21,151 --> 00:15:23,111
that's not, actually,
bad advice.
411
00:15:23,862 --> 00:15:24,988
It's called "acting as if."
412
00:15:25,739 --> 00:15:28,825
Yes. Yes,
well done, Candy.
413
00:15:29,034 --> 00:15:31,661
I think I know exactly
how to get back on the case.
414
00:15:31,870 --> 00:15:33,163
Oh, gosh, I wish I'd
talked to you earlier.
415
00:15:33,371 --> 00:15:34,289
Saved myself a trip.
416
00:15:34,497 --> 00:15:35,916
(both chuckling)
417
00:15:36,124 --> 00:15:36,958
LUCIFER:
Have a candy, Candy.
418
00:15:38,209 --> 00:15:39,419
(squeals, chuckles)
419
00:15:41,755 --> 00:15:42,672
DAN:
Bad news, Chloe.
420
00:15:43,173 --> 00:15:44,841
Ash's mediator won't talk.
421
00:15:45,592 --> 00:15:47,052
Well, because he's a lawyer.
422
00:15:48,595 --> 00:15:50,305
Yep, not without a warrant.
423
00:15:51,056 --> 00:15:52,641
Okay, will do.
424
00:15:53,475 --> 00:15:54,726
I know you're there.
425
00:15:55,644 --> 00:15:56,436
I'm a cop, Lucifer.
426
00:15:56,645 --> 00:15:58,188
You think I don't know
when I'm being followed?
427
00:15:59,230 --> 00:16:01,524
(sighs) All right,
fair enough.
428
00:16:01,733 --> 00:16:04,069
Look, I'm simply here
to help with the case.
429
00:16:04,569 --> 00:16:06,696
What, you mean the case
that Chloe kicked you off of?
430
00:16:06,905 --> 00:16:09,199
I'm just... I'm trying
to put things back
431
00:16:09,407 --> 00:16:10,700
the way they were, Dan.
432
00:16:13,411 --> 00:16:15,872
Yeah, I've been there.
433
00:16:16,081 --> 00:16:20,168
Right. And I have
a brilliant idea.
434
00:16:20,794 --> 00:16:22,545
You expect me to let you
go undercover
435
00:16:22,754 --> 00:16:23,755
with your stripper wife?
436
00:16:23,964 --> 00:16:25,382
Right. First of all,
she's an exotic dancer.
437
00:16:25,590 --> 00:16:26,466
"Stripper" is pejorative.
438
00:16:26,675 --> 00:16:28,718
Well, far be it from me
to disrespect your bride.
439
00:16:28,927 --> 00:16:30,178
Thank you.
And secondly,
440
00:16:30,387 --> 00:16:32,347
Candy is a natural
at getting men to talk.
441
00:16:32,555 --> 00:16:34,015
CHLOE:
Oh, I bet she is.
442
00:16:35,433 --> 00:16:36,518
Awesome.
443
00:16:36,726 --> 00:16:38,728
Lucifer has outdone himself.
444
00:16:40,230 --> 00:16:41,314
Thanks.
445
00:16:42,315 --> 00:16:43,400
Mm-hmm.
446
00:16:44,359 --> 00:16:45,860
LUCIFER:
But, Detective,
the mediator
447
00:16:46,069 --> 00:16:47,445
won't talk to you
without a warrant.
448
00:16:47,654 --> 00:16:49,906
Which is why I so wisely made
an appointment for Candy and I
449
00:16:50,115 --> 00:16:51,825
this afternoon, see?
450
00:16:52,033 --> 00:16:52,909
You need me.
451
00:16:53,118 --> 00:16:54,869
Let me think about that.
No.
452
00:16:55,078 --> 00:16:56,705
Uh, Detective, if I
didn't know better,
453
00:16:56,913 --> 00:16:59,290
I'd say you were prejudiced
against exotic dancers.
454
00:17:00,208 --> 00:17:00,917
Okay, we're done here.
455
00:17:01,376 --> 00:17:02,210
- Good-bye.
- But...
456
00:17:02,419 --> 00:17:03,503
Come on, Candy.
457
00:17:03,712 --> 00:17:05,255
Well, look,
if you change your mind
458
00:17:05,463 --> 00:17:07,257
and wish to take me up
on this splendid lead,
459
00:17:07,465 --> 00:17:08,925
then, you know,
you can always text me,
460
00:17:09,134 --> 00:17:10,719
or I'm on Wobble now as well.
461
00:17:10,927 --> 00:17:13,054
You can get Candy
on Cottoncandy86.
462
00:17:18,101 --> 00:17:21,771
♪ Take a good look
at the world around you ♪
463
00:17:22,647 --> 00:17:26,776
♪ All the filth and hate
does it astound you? ♪
464
00:17:26,985 --> 00:17:29,821
It was a marvelous idea.
I'm sure she'll come around.
465
00:17:30,030 --> 00:17:31,072
MOM:
So it's true.
466
00:17:31,781 --> 00:17:32,657
You're back.
467
00:17:33,158 --> 00:17:36,411
Oh, invading my privacy,
as usual, I see.
468
00:17:36,619 --> 00:17:38,830
Your brother and I
were worried sick.
469
00:17:39,622 --> 00:17:41,958
You could have at least called.
470
00:17:42,167 --> 00:17:44,794
Oh, my gosh, are you
Lucifer's sister?
471
00:17:45,003 --> 00:17:45,837
Oh!
472
00:17:46,046 --> 00:17:47,714
Oh, Lucifer,
don't be rude.
473
00:17:47,922 --> 00:17:50,091
Who is your
top-heavy friend?
474
00:17:51,301 --> 00:17:54,137
Candy, darling,
this is my mother.
475
00:17:54,971 --> 00:17:57,474
Mum, this is Candy,
my wife.
476
00:17:57,682 --> 00:17:59,476
I'm sorry that we didn't
invite you to the wedding.
477
00:17:59,684 --> 00:18:00,518
We just decided
478
00:18:01,394 --> 00:18:02,395
no enemies.
479
00:18:05,398 --> 00:18:07,484
Well, lovely to meet you.
480
00:18:08,318 --> 00:18:10,195
You're Lucifer's mom?
481
00:18:11,071 --> 00:18:14,365
Oh, my gosh,
you look amazing!
482
00:18:14,574 --> 00:18:16,117
I should start
using sunscreen.
483
00:18:16,326 --> 00:18:17,494
A shame he kept you hidden.
484
00:18:18,286 --> 00:18:19,704
I hate secrets.
485
00:18:23,124 --> 00:18:24,250
Do you like shopping?
486
00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:25,668
Do I?
487
00:18:27,003 --> 00:18:30,215
I want to hear all
about you and Lucifer.
488
00:18:30,673 --> 00:18:33,176
You two must have
so many plans.
489
00:18:35,261 --> 00:18:36,012
So...
490
00:18:37,931 --> 00:18:39,682
what do we
think of Candy?
491
00:18:42,852 --> 00:18:45,438
Well, I think she's
perfect for Lucifer.
492
00:18:47,607 --> 00:18:49,692
Her bra size equals
her IQ, huh?
493
00:18:49,901 --> 00:18:50,819
That's generous.
494
00:18:56,950 --> 00:18:59,035
See that vein popping
out the side of your neck?
495
00:19:00,036 --> 00:19:02,539
Same thing happens when I
throw the dishes in the trash
496
00:19:02,747 --> 00:19:04,499
instead of washing them.
497
00:19:05,792 --> 00:19:06,709
You're mad.
498
00:19:08,378 --> 00:19:09,337
I'm an idiot.
499
00:19:11,548 --> 00:19:14,300
Look, I know Lucifer
better than anyone, okay,
500
00:19:14,509 --> 00:19:15,885
and he does this sometimes.
501
00:19:16,386 --> 00:19:19,347
Disappears, does stupid,
impulsive things.
502
00:19:20,515 --> 00:19:22,475
But he always comes
back around, Chloe.
503
00:19:22,892 --> 00:19:25,770
Yeah, but this time
I don't want him to.
504
00:19:26,229 --> 00:19:28,940
I'm serious, I am done.
I'm done.
505
00:19:29,149 --> 00:19:31,901
But he did get you an
in with that mediator.
506
00:19:32,569 --> 00:19:34,279
That's a good thing, right?
507
00:19:34,487 --> 00:19:35,572
Yeah, well, I don't care.
508
00:19:35,780 --> 00:19:37,115
There's no way
I'm letting him
509
00:19:37,323 --> 00:19:39,951
and his exotic-dancer wife
on my case, or any case.
510
00:19:42,495 --> 00:19:44,455
Maybe you and Lucifer
need a mediator.
511
00:19:44,664 --> 00:19:46,291
(sighs)
512
00:19:48,126 --> 00:19:49,419
Just saying.
513
00:20:00,096 --> 00:20:02,182
ANTHONY:
So, Mrs. Morningstar...
514
00:20:03,558 --> 00:20:05,935
Oh, no, no, no, no,
you can call me Candy.
515
00:20:12,609 --> 00:20:15,278
Candy, why do you want
to divorce Lucifer?
516
00:20:15,486 --> 00:20:16,654
Um...
517
00:20:17,322 --> 00:20:20,825
Well, I just feel like we're
supposed to have a partnership,
518
00:20:21,492 --> 00:20:24,495
and it just totally feels
like it's not working anymore.
519
00:20:24,662 --> 00:20:26,956
Mm-hmm. And you two have
been married for...
520
00:20:27,165 --> 00:20:28,333
- Five days.
- Ever!
521
00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:30,793
- Forever.
- Five days.
522
00:20:31,002 --> 00:20:32,420
- LUCIFER: Five days.
- It feels like it.
523
00:20:32,629 --> 00:20:33,755
But we've been through
a lot in that time,
524
00:20:33,963 --> 00:20:35,131
and I say that we
work brilliantly together,
525
00:20:35,340 --> 00:20:36,174
don't we, sweetie?
526
00:20:36,382 --> 00:20:37,926
(laughs)
Well...
527
00:20:38,134 --> 00:20:40,386
if you're talking
about the bedroom, yeah.
528
00:20:40,595 --> 00:20:41,721
I mean, thank God
529
00:20:41,930 --> 00:20:43,640
this bod is made
for pure sex,
530
00:20:43,848 --> 00:20:45,016
because, clearly,
531
00:20:45,225 --> 00:20:46,476
(whispering):
it's all he cares about.
532
00:20:46,684 --> 00:20:48,102
I'm tired.
533
00:20:49,312 --> 00:20:49,979
Eh...
534
00:20:50,521 --> 00:20:53,233
Would you say that's the, uh,
the crux of your issue?
535
00:20:53,441 --> 00:20:54,609
Oh, the crux
of the issue?
536
00:20:54,817 --> 00:20:56,152
Oh, no, no, no,
that would be Lucifer
537
00:20:56,361 --> 00:20:58,321
disappearing, and
then popping back up
538
00:20:58,529 --> 00:21:01,324
with zero explanation and
a ditzy bimbo on his arm.
539
00:21:02,075 --> 00:21:05,119
He's cheated on you
in five days of marriage?
540
00:21:05,328 --> 00:21:07,205
No, of course I didn't.
I've been completely faithful.
541
00:21:07,413 --> 00:21:09,499
I take the vows of marriage
very seriously.
542
00:21:09,707 --> 00:21:12,752
And that's why you chose
an idiotic, bedazzled tweener
543
00:21:12,961 --> 00:21:13,670
as your partner.
544
00:21:13,878 --> 00:21:14,545
ANTHONY:
I'm sorry, Candy,
545
00:21:14,712 --> 00:21:15,838
there's no name calling in here.
546
00:21:16,047 --> 00:21:18,591
Even if it's to yourself.
547
00:21:20,051 --> 00:21:20,760
Lucifer,
548
00:21:20,969 --> 00:21:22,178
would you like to respond?
549
00:21:22,387 --> 00:21:23,221
(scoffs)
550
00:21:24,055 --> 00:21:26,099
This is gonna be hard for you
to understand, but...
551
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,435
I've been through Hell recently.
552
00:21:29,644 --> 00:21:31,771
Both figuratively and literally.
553
00:21:31,980 --> 00:21:33,856
True torment,
my greatest fears realized.
554
00:21:34,065 --> 00:21:36,651
Lucifer,
I am the one who almost died.
555
00:21:36,859 --> 00:21:39,821
Yes, I know.
That is what I'm talking about.
556
00:21:41,364 --> 00:21:42,740
(sighs)
Wow.
557
00:21:43,241 --> 00:21:46,828
I almost believe you care.
558
00:21:47,578 --> 00:21:49,080
Have you ever known me to lie?
559
00:21:53,251 --> 00:21:54,252
I don't know.
560
00:21:57,547 --> 00:21:58,381
I don't know.
561
00:21:59,799 --> 00:22:01,175
Why don't we take five?
562
00:22:09,350 --> 00:22:10,601
(Anthony clears throat)
563
00:22:11,019 --> 00:22:12,562
Are you okay, Mrs. Morningstar?
564
00:22:15,315 --> 00:22:16,566
(sighs)
565
00:22:16,774 --> 00:22:20,403
Yeah, I'm...
yeah, thank you. I am.
566
00:22:20,611 --> 00:22:21,863
- (chuckles)
- Um...
567
00:22:23,614 --> 00:22:27,744
I, uh, I had heard
through a friend that...
568
00:22:28,494 --> 00:22:33,124
you were open to
a little extra negotiation.
569
00:22:34,292 --> 00:22:37,420
Um, I'm not sure
what you mean by that.
570
00:22:38,463 --> 00:22:40,882
Um, well, my husband, you see,
571
00:22:41,090 --> 00:22:42,717
has a lot of money.
572
00:22:42,925 --> 00:22:44,927
And so, if you were to...
573
00:22:46,054 --> 00:22:47,722
swing things my way,
574
00:22:48,514 --> 00:22:50,933
then I'd make it
worth your while.
575
00:22:52,352 --> 00:22:53,061
Wow...
576
00:22:54,395 --> 00:22:55,730
(chuckles)
577
00:22:55,938 --> 00:22:57,398
You're really
something.
578
00:22:58,566 --> 00:23:00,443
But that would be
crossing a line.
579
00:23:00,651 --> 00:23:02,153
And I can't do things like that.
580
00:23:02,653 --> 00:23:03,404
LUCIFER:
Why not?
581
00:23:04,030 --> 00:23:05,323
You did with
Ash Corrigan.
582
00:23:05,531 --> 00:23:06,949
You two are in on this together?
583
00:23:07,533 --> 00:23:08,785
- No, we're...
- Oh, yes.
584
00:23:10,286 --> 00:23:11,454
(Chloe sighs)
585
00:23:11,913 --> 00:23:12,747
LAPD.
586
00:23:14,916 --> 00:23:17,210
We know about your side deal
with Ash Corrigan.
587
00:23:18,252 --> 00:23:19,879
Didn't pilfer enough money
from Ash's ex?
588
00:23:20,088 --> 00:23:22,173
Had to go and kill Ash
to get the rest of the spoils?
589
00:23:22,382 --> 00:23:25,468
Whoa.
I would never, ever hurt Ash.
590
00:23:25,676 --> 00:23:27,637
Then what did you want
to accomplish, Anthony?
591
00:23:28,137 --> 00:23:29,555
Hmm? Come on.
592
00:23:29,972 --> 00:23:31,099
Tell me.
593
00:23:31,933 --> 00:23:33,351
What did you desire?
594
00:23:35,228 --> 00:23:36,145
I wanted...
595
00:23:37,063 --> 00:23:37,814
Yes?
596
00:23:39,232 --> 00:23:42,777
I wanted the Heavy Woolies
to be the hugest band ever.
597
00:23:42,985 --> 00:23:45,488
But... oh.
(chuckles)
598
00:23:46,155 --> 00:23:46,906
ANTHONY:
Um...
599
00:23:47,782 --> 00:23:49,867
Okay, yeah, yes,
I helped Ash in the divorce
600
00:23:50,076 --> 00:23:51,077
and I got him all
of Courtney's money.
601
00:23:51,285 --> 00:23:53,037
But there was no side deal,
'cause I did it for free.
602
00:23:54,914 --> 00:23:56,582
I did it for the band.
603
00:23:56,791 --> 00:23:58,042
I did it for the music.
604
00:23:58,251 --> 00:23:58,876
- (chuckles)
- So,
605
00:23:59,085 --> 00:23:59,752
you're a fan?
606
00:24:00,002 --> 00:24:02,130
No, no, no. I was the manager.
607
00:24:02,672 --> 00:24:04,632
At least, Ash promised me...
608
00:24:05,550 --> 00:24:07,385
maybe I could be the manager
someday.
609
00:24:07,593 --> 00:24:09,512
The point is,
I helped them a lot.
610
00:24:10,805 --> 00:24:12,056
Ash and I
came up with a plan.
611
00:24:13,641 --> 00:24:15,643
(Lucifer laughs)
Buy all the albums himself
612
00:24:15,852 --> 00:24:18,354
using his ex-wife's money
to inflate sales.
613
00:24:18,771 --> 00:24:20,064
Talk about self-promotion.
614
00:24:20,523 --> 00:24:21,691
All they needed
was a little nudge.
615
00:24:21,899 --> 00:24:23,401
And it worked.
616
00:24:23,609 --> 00:24:24,902
I mean, we got on the charts
617
00:24:25,111 --> 00:24:27,071
and we started
getting radio play,
618
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:28,698
we were gonna be booked
for this big tour.
619
00:24:28,906 --> 00:24:31,200
I mean, we were gonna
make it so big.
620
00:24:31,576 --> 00:24:34,287
We have a photo
linking you to the crime scene.
621
00:24:34,495 --> 00:24:35,246
Why were you there?
622
00:24:35,455 --> 00:24:36,789
I was looking for them
after the gig,
623
00:24:36,998 --> 00:24:38,749
'cause Ash and Marla,
they were fighting.
624
00:24:38,958 --> 00:24:40,668
The bassist?
Why were they fighting?
625
00:24:40,877 --> 00:24:41,878
When weren't they
fighting?
626
00:24:42,086 --> 00:24:44,172
I thought that Ash was gonna
kick Marla out of the band
627
00:24:44,380 --> 00:24:46,215
that night after the gig,
so I went down there
628
00:24:46,424 --> 00:24:47,592
to see how it went down.
629
00:24:49,719 --> 00:24:51,471
That's when I saw the police
standing there,
630
00:24:51,679 --> 00:24:52,597
across the street.
631
00:24:54,474 --> 00:24:55,516
Over his dead body.
632
00:24:57,685 --> 00:24:59,437
It was the night the music died.
633
00:25:01,731 --> 00:25:02,607
(Lucifer scoffs)
634
00:25:04,901 --> 00:25:07,111
Perhaps Marla didn't want to be
the fifth Beatle.
635
00:25:08,905 --> 00:25:10,364
Looks like we have
a new suspect.
636
00:25:10,573 --> 00:25:12,867
Oh, well,if that's the case,
then you're welcome, Detective.
637
00:25:13,075 --> 00:25:14,243
It's nice to be needed.
638
00:25:14,452 --> 00:25:15,620
Look, go home.
639
00:25:16,454 --> 00:25:17,371
Trust me.
640
00:25:17,788 --> 00:25:19,081
Candy needs you more than I do.
641
00:25:22,752 --> 00:25:24,337
(sighs)
642
00:25:24,545 --> 00:25:25,713
(chuckles awkwardly)
643
00:25:28,257 --> 00:25:29,425
Mine's bigger, right?
644
00:25:30,593 --> 00:25:32,595
Yes. Does that mean anything?
645
00:25:33,054 --> 00:25:34,931
Just how much
Lucifer loves me.
646
00:25:35,556 --> 00:25:37,767
Ah, so these small ones are for
couples who don't really care.
647
00:25:38,184 --> 00:25:38,935
Exactly.
648
00:25:39,602 --> 00:25:40,228
Tell me more
649
00:25:40,436 --> 00:25:41,729
about you and Lucifer.
650
00:25:42,271 --> 00:25:44,398
What comes next for
you two lovebirds?
651
00:25:45,358 --> 00:25:46,651
Did he say anything
652
00:25:46,859 --> 00:25:49,737
about-- oh, I don't
know... matricide?
653
00:25:50,655 --> 00:25:52,657
No, I think the mattress
in the penthouse is pretty new.
654
00:25:52,865 --> 00:25:54,617
Oh, come on, Candy.
655
00:25:54,825 --> 00:25:57,620
I know you two have
some kind of plan.
656
00:25:59,247 --> 00:26:01,499
Well, you're right about that.
657
00:26:01,707 --> 00:26:03,084
So many plans.
658
00:26:04,001 --> 00:26:05,711
Tell me everything.
659
00:26:09,340 --> 00:26:10,508
Someday...
660
00:26:11,717 --> 00:26:13,094
...I want to open
my own juice bar.
661
00:26:13,344 --> 00:26:14,136
Or a tanning salon.
662
00:26:14,512 --> 00:26:15,680
Or a combo juice bar
663
00:26:15,888 --> 00:26:17,640
and tanning salon.
(gasps)
664
00:26:17,848 --> 00:26:18,474
You're speaking
665
00:26:18,683 --> 00:26:21,143
and yet I don't
understand a single word.
666
00:26:22,144 --> 00:26:23,437
I get that a lot.
667
00:26:23,646 --> 00:26:25,106
Why don't you talk
and I'll listen?
668
00:26:25,314 --> 00:26:26,274
I'm a good listener.
669
00:26:26,482 --> 00:26:27,358
Like right now? I know exactly
670
00:26:27,567 --> 00:26:28,776
what you're trying to say.
671
00:26:28,985 --> 00:26:30,194
- But I didn't...
- You want what's best
672
00:26:30,403 --> 00:26:31,612
for your son
and you'll do anything
673
00:26:31,821 --> 00:26:32,989
to make sure he's happy.
674
00:26:33,739 --> 00:26:36,325
I want you to know,
I got Lucifer's back.
675
00:26:36,993 --> 00:26:37,785
And yours.
676
00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:39,036
Because...
677
00:26:39,579 --> 00:26:41,205
you're my mom now, too.
678
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:45,751
We're family.
(laughs)
679
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:47,128
(giggles)
680
00:26:47,753 --> 00:26:48,629
MOM:
She's a sinister
681
00:26:48,838 --> 00:26:49,672
genius.
682
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:51,632
Mother, come on now.
683
00:26:51,841 --> 00:26:54,719
Here I thought this "Candy"
was an insipid dullard.
684
00:26:55,136 --> 00:26:57,471
But she may be
the most formidable opponent
685
00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:59,223
I've ever faced.
686
00:27:00,349 --> 00:27:01,934
I came away
with nothing!
687
00:27:02,143 --> 00:27:03,853
Not a single crumb
of information
688
00:27:04,061 --> 00:27:05,521
about Lucifer's real agenda.
689
00:27:05,730 --> 00:27:07,523
- What if there is no
hidden agenda, Mom?
- Oh...
690
00:27:07,732 --> 00:27:09,317
What if this Candy's
691
00:27:09,525 --> 00:27:10,860
exactly who she seems?
692
00:27:11,527 --> 00:27:12,862
Then...
(scoffs)
693
00:27:13,070 --> 00:27:15,197
...I don't understand
what Lucifer's doing.
694
00:27:15,406 --> 00:27:17,783
- Whatever he wants, as usual.
- So he really just married
695
00:27:17,992 --> 00:27:19,952
this preening mouth breather
because he likes her?
696
00:27:20,578 --> 00:27:21,704
Please.
697
00:27:21,912 --> 00:27:24,874
Only a deeply damaged soul
would make such a poor choice.
698
00:27:26,459 --> 00:27:27,752
(sighs)
699
00:27:29,337 --> 00:27:30,546
Unless...
700
00:27:31,881 --> 00:27:33,507
he really is that far gone.
701
00:27:35,718 --> 00:27:36,886
Then that would mean
that my son
702
00:27:37,094 --> 00:27:38,387
is really, truly broken.
703
00:27:40,598 --> 00:27:41,682
And I'm the one that broke him.
704
00:27:41,891 --> 00:27:42,558
Mom...
705
00:27:43,059 --> 00:27:43,726
don't.
706
00:27:43,934 --> 00:27:45,227
I manipulated him.
707
00:27:46,187 --> 00:27:48,022
I pushed him too hard.
708
00:27:50,149 --> 00:27:51,609
I did this.
709
00:27:54,695 --> 00:27:56,906
I'm a terrible mother.
710
00:28:02,203 --> 00:28:04,038
DAN: Public intoxication,
vandalism.
711
00:28:04,246 --> 00:28:05,915
Okay, Marla does have
a few priors.
712
00:28:06,123 --> 00:28:08,084
But all par for the course
for a wannabe rock star.
713
00:28:10,127 --> 00:28:11,045
How'd you get the lead?
714
00:28:12,046 --> 00:28:13,589
I got in to see the mediator.
715
00:28:14,507 --> 00:28:15,925
Lucifer did a thing.
716
00:28:16,133 --> 00:28:18,678
Yes, I knew you guys
would patch things up.
717
00:28:18,886 --> 00:28:19,595
Nope.
718
00:28:19,804 --> 00:28:20,554
Not even close.
719
00:28:21,097 --> 00:28:21,972
(whispering):
Not even close.
720
00:28:22,181 --> 00:28:23,766
Well, it sounds like
he's trying to help.
721
00:28:23,974 --> 00:28:25,101
Why are you rooting for him?
722
00:28:25,559 --> 00:28:26,268
I'm not rooting for him.
723
00:28:26,477 --> 00:28:27,520
Okay, anyhow,
724
00:28:27,728 --> 00:28:29,939
to me, Marla reads like
a troublemaker, not a killer.
725
00:28:30,147 --> 00:28:33,484
Oh, unless you count crimes
against fashion.
726
00:28:33,693 --> 00:28:34,777
Yikes.
727
00:28:34,985 --> 00:28:35,653
(chuckles)
728
00:28:35,861 --> 00:28:36,862
Hey, guys.
729
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:39,740
Remember those marks
on Ash's head?
730
00:28:42,535 --> 00:28:44,537
You think they came from
the knobs on Marla's bass?
731
00:28:44,745 --> 00:28:46,414
I mean, I still have to do
further tests,
732
00:28:46,622 --> 00:28:48,416
but it sure looks like Tetris
to me.
733
00:28:48,624 --> 00:28:49,917
Okay, maybe Marla's our girl.
734
00:28:50,084 --> 00:28:52,294
We got to find her
and find that instrument.
735
00:28:53,170 --> 00:28:56,507
(electric guitar riff playing)
736
00:28:59,552 --> 00:29:00,970
Yeah, I spoke to her roommate.
737
00:29:01,429 --> 00:29:02,930
She said Marla's here somewhere.
738
00:29:03,889 --> 00:29:04,557
Yeah.
739
00:29:04,765 --> 00:29:05,975
Okay, bye.
740
00:29:06,183 --> 00:29:07,351
♪ But if I must ♪
741
00:29:08,060 --> 00:29:09,186
♪ Beat that down... ♪
742
00:29:09,854 --> 00:29:10,938
Excuse me?
743
00:29:11,147 --> 00:29:12,189
Do you recognize this woman?
744
00:29:13,315 --> 00:29:15,276
(crowd booing)
745
00:29:15,484 --> 00:29:16,819
(booing continues)
746
00:29:17,445 --> 00:29:19,822
Yo, my friends, we got
a special guest tonight.
747
00:29:20,030 --> 00:29:21,657
Ladies and gentlemen,
748
00:29:22,158 --> 00:29:24,160
Lucifer Morningstar!
749
00:29:24,368 --> 00:29:26,412
(crowd cheers, applauds)
750
00:29:26,620 --> 00:29:27,913
(whoops)
751
00:29:28,122 --> 00:29:28,956
(crowd cheers)
752
00:29:30,875 --> 00:29:32,835
Hello, Los Angeles.
753
00:29:33,043 --> 00:29:34,545
(crowd cheers, Lucifer laughs)
754
00:29:39,216 --> 00:29:40,968
Hello. Ha!
755
00:29:41,177 --> 00:29:42,303
Hello.
756
00:29:42,511 --> 00:29:44,513
Oh, you're too kind.
You're too kind.
757
00:29:46,140 --> 00:29:47,099
Hello.
758
00:29:47,308 --> 00:29:49,935
This next song is for a,
uh, a special someone.
759
00:29:50,853 --> 00:29:53,522
A woman who says
she doesn't need me anymore.
760
00:29:53,731 --> 00:29:55,024
(crowd oohing)
761
00:29:55,232 --> 00:29:55,900
LUCIFER:
Yeah.
762
00:29:56,108 --> 00:29:57,443
Well, I say she's wrong.
763
00:29:57,651 --> 00:30:00,780
And I'm gonna prove
just what I'm willing to do
764
00:30:01,405 --> 00:30:02,323
for our partnership.
765
00:30:02,531 --> 00:30:05,826
That's right, rock
a sweet '90s jam.
766
00:30:06,577 --> 00:30:07,953
(band plays)
767
00:30:08,162 --> 00:30:09,538
♪ Close your eyes ♪
768
00:30:10,498 --> 00:30:12,708
♪ And give me your hand,
darling ♪
769
00:30:14,710 --> 00:30:18,589
♪ Do you feel
my heart beating? ♪
770
00:30:18,964 --> 00:30:21,258
♪ Do you understand? ♪
771
00:30:21,634 --> 00:30:25,513
♪ Do you feel the same? ♪
772
00:30:25,721 --> 00:30:30,142
♪ Am I only dreaming? ♪
773
00:30:30,976 --> 00:30:33,938
♪ Is this burning ♪
774
00:30:34,146 --> 00:30:37,817
♪ An eternal flame? ♪
775
00:30:38,025 --> 00:30:40,027
♪ Say my name ♪
776
00:30:40,611 --> 00:30:43,531
♪ The sun shines
through the rain ♪
777
00:30:43,739 --> 00:30:46,700
♪ A whole life, so lonely ♪
778
00:30:46,867 --> 00:30:50,204
♪ You come and ease the pain ♪
779
00:30:51,330 --> 00:30:56,335
♪ I don't want to lose
this feeling ♪
780
00:30:57,086 --> 00:31:00,714
♪ Oh... ♪
781
00:31:01,715 --> 00:31:03,509
The woman I'm singing for is...
782
00:31:04,176 --> 00:31:05,594
someone very special.
783
00:31:07,346 --> 00:31:08,305
And her name...
784
00:31:09,807 --> 00:31:11,225
is Marla. Has
anyone seen Marla?
785
00:31:11,433 --> 00:31:12,476
We're looking for
someone called Marla.
786
00:31:12,685 --> 00:31:14,436
I know she's here tonight.
787
00:31:15,020 --> 00:31:16,021
She's the bass player.
788
00:31:16,605 --> 00:31:17,398
Ah, there she is!
789
00:31:17,606 --> 00:31:19,275
Marla! Will you bring
her up to the front?
790
00:31:22,069 --> 00:31:24,738
Come on. Marla, everybody.
791
00:31:25,322 --> 00:31:26,365
(laughs)
792
00:31:26,574 --> 00:31:27,533
(song concludes)
793
00:31:27,741 --> 00:31:30,452
See? You need me.
794
00:31:36,792 --> 00:31:38,419
That better not be
Marla's bass.
795
00:31:38,586 --> 00:31:39,837
It's already been processed.
796
00:31:40,045 --> 00:31:41,672
And, I've written you a song.
Ready?
797
00:31:42,339 --> 00:31:44,300
♪ Crime solving Devil ♪
798
00:31:44,508 --> 00:31:45,634
♪ It makes sense ♪
799
00:31:45,843 --> 00:31:47,595
♪ Don't over think it... ♪
800
00:31:47,803 --> 00:31:48,429
ELLA:
Okay,
801
00:31:48,596 --> 00:31:51,098
it was wiped down pretty good,
but...
802
00:31:51,599 --> 00:31:53,893
I found traces of Ash's blood
on the tuning knobs.
803
00:31:54,101 --> 00:31:55,269
LUCIFER: What, so
Marla's the killer?
804
00:31:55,936 --> 00:31:57,146
Murder solved!
(laughs)
805
00:31:57,354 --> 00:31:59,064
And I believe that proves
806
00:31:59,273 --> 00:32:00,733
just how much
the department needs me.
807
00:32:02,067 --> 00:32:02,985
Including you.
808
00:32:06,488 --> 00:32:09,366
Uh, we got a stalker,
which is normally bad,
809
00:32:09,575 --> 00:32:11,118
but makes me
very happy right now
810
00:32:11,327 --> 00:32:12,620
'cause I was getting
very uncomfortable.
811
00:32:16,165 --> 00:32:17,750
What on Earth does he want?
812
00:32:20,169 --> 00:32:21,921
You know I watched
over Chloe for weeks
813
00:32:22,129 --> 00:32:23,213
after you disappeared, right?
814
00:32:23,714 --> 00:32:24,840
Angel or creeper, brother?
815
00:32:25,049 --> 00:32:25,799
It's a fine line.
816
00:32:26,008 --> 00:32:28,427
You asked me to guard her,
so I did. Like an idiot!
817
00:32:28,928 --> 00:32:30,888
You see, because I thought
that she meant something to you.
818
00:32:31,096 --> 00:32:31,722
(scoffs)
819
00:32:31,931 --> 00:32:32,973
We both know she's special.
820
00:32:34,141 --> 00:32:35,935
Oh. That she is.
821
00:32:36,143 --> 00:32:37,937
A whoopee cushion sent from Dad.
822
00:32:38,145 --> 00:32:40,356
I'm sure he's having
a right old laugh at the moment.
823
00:32:40,564 --> 00:32:43,984
Right. So that means it's okay
to turn your back on Chloe?
824
00:32:44,401 --> 00:32:46,236
Just ignore her feelings?
825
00:32:46,528 --> 00:32:47,947
Feelings she had
no control over.
826
00:32:48,155 --> 00:32:49,365
Feelings that aren't real.
827
00:32:49,573 --> 00:32:50,449
But she doesn't know that.
828
00:32:50,658 --> 00:32:53,285
Which is why I had
to save her from...
829
00:32:55,871 --> 00:32:56,789
From you.
830
00:33:01,168 --> 00:33:03,003
You're not ignoring Chloe,
you're protecting her
831
00:33:03,212 --> 00:33:04,588
because she had no choice.
832
00:33:05,172 --> 00:33:06,840
So I gave it back to her.
833
00:33:07,216 --> 00:33:09,426
By holding up a shield
made of Candy.
834
00:33:12,304 --> 00:33:13,847
I'm sorry, Lucifer.
835
00:33:14,056 --> 00:33:15,140
(sighs)
836
00:33:18,978 --> 00:33:21,188
You should at least explain
some of this to Mom.
837
00:33:21,397 --> 00:33:22,481
She's upset.
838
00:33:22,690 --> 00:33:23,732
Good.
839
00:33:25,192 --> 00:33:29,113
She died and went to Hell
for you, Luci.
840
00:33:29,321 --> 00:33:29,989
For you.
841
00:33:30,197 --> 00:33:31,532
She faced her greatest fears
842
00:33:31,740 --> 00:33:32,533
all because she loves you.
843
00:33:32,741 --> 00:33:33,367
Oh, come on.
844
00:33:33,575 --> 00:33:35,244
Yes, she hurt you.
845
00:33:35,911 --> 00:33:38,706
But she was just doing what
she thought was best for you.
846
00:33:38,914 --> 00:33:40,290
And from what you just told me,
847
00:33:40,499 --> 00:33:42,209
I'm quite sure
you can relate to that.
848
00:33:43,585 --> 00:33:44,586
Come on.
849
00:33:46,630 --> 00:33:48,424
What more does it take?
850
00:33:56,890 --> 00:33:57,808
(sighs)
851
00:33:59,935 --> 00:34:01,729
You really told Lucifer
where I was?
852
00:34:02,104 --> 00:34:03,439
Since when do you guys talk?
853
00:34:04,106 --> 00:34:05,774
Since he helped me
save your life.
854
00:34:07,026 --> 00:34:08,235
I didn't kill Ash.
855
00:34:08,527 --> 00:34:09,737
Innocent people don't run.
856
00:34:09,945 --> 00:34:12,239
Or get a dead guy's blood
on their guitars.
857
00:34:12,614 --> 00:34:13,532
Whoa, what?
858
00:34:13,741 --> 00:34:15,451
Ash's blood
was all over your bass.
859
00:34:15,659 --> 00:34:16,869
I don't know anything
about that.
860
00:34:17,286 --> 00:34:18,537
I-I ran because of these.
861
00:34:22,958 --> 00:34:24,084
What, you're making fake IDs?
862
00:34:24,293 --> 00:34:26,420
That's how I make rent, okay?
863
00:34:26,628 --> 00:34:27,629
How come you didn't tell us
Ash wanted
864
00:34:27,838 --> 00:34:28,964
to kick you out of the band?
865
00:34:29,173 --> 00:34:30,299
(chuckles softly)
866
00:34:30,507 --> 00:34:31,383
You didn't know that?
867
00:34:32,092 --> 00:34:35,012
S-Sure, we... bumped heads.
868
00:34:36,346 --> 00:34:37,973
He... he was gonna kick me out?
869
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:41,769
Look, even if I'd known,
I wouldn't have hurt him.
870
00:34:41,977 --> 00:34:42,936
You have proof?
871
00:34:43,145 --> 00:34:44,271
Um... yeah, yeah.
872
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:45,939
This kid, Hunter,
from Silver Lake.
873
00:34:46,148 --> 00:34:48,025
He's like 16, maybe less?
874
00:34:49,151 --> 00:34:51,111
I, uh, made him an ID
that said he's 27.
875
00:34:51,612 --> 00:34:53,030
Anyway, he hung
around me all night.
876
00:34:53,572 --> 00:34:54,490
Actually, check Wobble.
877
00:34:54,698 --> 00:34:56,241
He was live posting stuff
of us all night.
878
00:34:56,450 --> 00:34:59,286
His ID is
HunterSTomstoned.
879
00:35:01,288 --> 00:35:02,498
I'm legal!
880
00:35:02,706 --> 00:35:04,124
(whoops)
881
00:35:05,125 --> 00:35:06,251
There's a bunch more.
882
00:35:06,460 --> 00:35:08,087
Looks like they cover
the time of death.
883
00:35:08,337 --> 00:35:09,588
Like I said, I didn't do it.
884
00:35:09,797 --> 00:35:12,007
Then how did Ash's blood
get all over your bass?
885
00:35:12,591 --> 00:35:14,093
CHLOE:
Hold on, look at this.
886
00:35:15,969 --> 00:35:17,721
That's Doug,
our drummer.
887
00:35:18,722 --> 00:35:19,515
He loaded our gear.
888
00:35:19,723 --> 00:35:21,058
Doug had the bass last.
889
00:35:23,477 --> 00:35:24,520
(clears throat)
890
00:35:27,523 --> 00:35:30,317
You know what?
I should just stay here.
891
00:35:30,526 --> 00:35:32,945
Finish up Marla's arrest
report, but, um...
892
00:35:34,613 --> 00:35:36,240
maybe your consultant is free.
893
00:35:38,492 --> 00:35:39,243
(sighs)
894
00:35:39,660 --> 00:35:40,911
(knocking on door)
895
00:35:41,703 --> 00:35:43,622
Doug Kennedy, LAPD.
896
00:35:44,790 --> 00:35:47,042
Ugh. Typical youth of today,
leaving the door unlocked.
897
00:35:47,251 --> 00:35:47,876
Shh!
898
00:35:48,085 --> 00:35:49,670
(phone ringing)
899
00:35:49,878 --> 00:35:52,005
Uh, sorry, I...
900
00:35:53,215 --> 00:35:54,675
It's Candy.
(sighs)
901
00:35:55,259 --> 00:35:55,884
Just...
902
00:35:58,387 --> 00:36:00,222
(whispering): Candy, darling,
I can't talk now.
903
00:36:00,430 --> 00:36:02,057
About to catch a killer.
904
00:36:02,349 --> 00:36:03,892
(grunts)
905
00:36:04,101 --> 00:36:05,519
(choking)
906
00:36:05,727 --> 00:36:07,146
Gonna have to call you back!
907
00:36:11,358 --> 00:36:14,027
(choking)
908
00:36:14,361 --> 00:36:15,028
Let him go, Doug.
909
00:36:15,237 --> 00:36:16,113
DOUG:
You stay back!
910
00:36:16,321 --> 00:36:17,739
J-Just stay back!
911
00:36:18,282 --> 00:36:19,825
This is all Ash's fault!
912
00:36:20,033 --> 00:36:21,201
We were gonna make it big,
913
00:36:21,618 --> 00:36:23,662
and then Ash said
he was gonna go solo.
914
00:36:24,037 --> 00:36:25,414
He was gonna bail on all of us.
915
00:36:25,622 --> 00:36:27,833
I went to smack him
and I freaking lost it!
916
00:36:28,458 --> 00:36:29,459
You're making
this worse, Doug.
917
00:36:29,668 --> 00:36:30,919
Let him go.
918
00:36:31,128 --> 00:36:33,130
No. If you care about your
partner, you drop your gun, now!
919
00:36:33,338 --> 00:36:35,924
Oh, Go... You may as well just
yank the sucker, then, Dougie,
920
00:36:36,133 --> 00:36:38,427
'cause I'm useless
to her, you see?
921
00:36:38,635 --> 00:36:41,138
What? That's not true, Lucifer.
922
00:36:41,346 --> 00:36:43,557
Isn't it? I mean,
you said as much yourself.
923
00:36:43,765 --> 00:36:46,101
W-Wait, what the
hell's going on?
924
00:36:46,310 --> 00:36:48,395
LUCIFER: The detective
doesn't need me anymore.
925
00:36:48,604 --> 00:36:50,105
So come on.
926
00:36:50,564 --> 00:36:51,607
Do your worst.
927
00:36:51,815 --> 00:36:52,983
Don't listen to him, Doug.
928
00:36:53,192 --> 00:36:55,652
No, go on! Go on, go on.
Yank like it's your last wank.
929
00:36:56,445 --> 00:36:58,822
Or better still, you shoot,
Detective. Come on.
930
00:36:59,031 --> 00:37:01,950
Two birds, one bullet,
what do you say? Huh?
931
00:37:02,159 --> 00:37:03,327
(Lucifer grunts)
932
00:37:07,497 --> 00:37:08,582
(coughing)
933
00:37:09,166 --> 00:37:09,791
You okay?
934
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:10,834
I think so.
935
00:37:11,251 --> 00:37:12,628
DOUG: Yeah, that's
because you shot me!
936
00:37:13,629 --> 00:37:15,881
Doug Kennedy,
you're under arrest.
937
00:37:16,673 --> 00:37:18,300
There's not a
scratch, Detective.
938
00:37:18,842 --> 00:37:20,135
Impressive marksmanship.
939
00:37:20,844 --> 00:37:22,763
Actually, I was aiming for you.
940
00:37:23,931 --> 00:37:25,140
(chuckles)
941
00:37:25,349 --> 00:37:26,934
(siren wailing)
942
00:37:31,688 --> 00:37:32,314
(gasps)
943
00:37:32,522 --> 00:37:34,358
Oh, my God! Is Lucifer okay?
944
00:37:34,566 --> 00:37:36,610
- We were on the phone
when he got cut off, and...
- Candy.
945
00:37:36,902 --> 00:37:38,695
He's in the other room,
giving a statement.
946
00:37:38,904 --> 00:37:39,988
Don't worry.
He's fine.
947
00:37:40,197 --> 00:37:41,114
Did you save him?
948
00:37:41,490 --> 00:37:42,950
Thank you! Oh!
949
00:37:44,201 --> 00:37:47,037
Oh. All... All righty. That's...
950
00:37:47,746 --> 00:37:49,456
His job is way too dangerous.
951
00:37:49,665 --> 00:37:51,333
I begged him to quit, but no.
952
00:37:51,541 --> 00:37:53,001
My hubby's all about his work.
953
00:37:53,794 --> 00:37:54,544
He is?
954
00:37:54,753 --> 00:37:57,506
Oh, my God, it's "Detective
this," and "Detective that."
955
00:37:57,714 --> 00:37:59,341
Working with you
means so much to him.
956
00:37:59,925 --> 00:38:01,510
Well, he's got a strange
way of showing it.
957
00:38:01,718 --> 00:38:02,678
Well, duh.
958
00:38:02,886 --> 00:38:04,513
Dude's totally messed up.
959
00:38:04,721 --> 00:38:06,848
But then, you probably
already know that, huh?
960
00:38:07,057 --> 00:38:09,184
'Cause you're kind of
the reason why?
961
00:38:09,393 --> 00:38:10,185
What? Uh...
962
00:38:10,394 --> 00:38:11,395
Didn't you two
just go
963
00:38:11,603 --> 00:38:13,397
through a super bananas
situation?
964
00:38:13,605 --> 00:38:15,315
With like, poison?
965
00:38:15,524 --> 00:38:17,067
He kept saying
how he almost lost you,
966
00:38:17,276 --> 00:38:19,069
and it was hell and stuff.
967
00:38:19,278 --> 00:38:21,154
Yeah, i-it was bananas.
968
00:38:21,363 --> 00:38:24,700
It, it, I... went
through a lot, and, um...
969
00:38:24,908 --> 00:38:27,202
And I... I guess he did, too.
970
00:38:27,411 --> 00:38:28,870
LUCIFER:
Great. Statement given...
971
00:38:29,079 --> 00:38:30,956
Candy. Oh!
(grunts)
972
00:38:32,124 --> 00:38:32,833
Ow.
973
00:38:33,375 --> 00:38:35,085
Uh, Candy darling,
974
00:38:35,294 --> 00:38:37,045
the detective's not
a big fan of PDA.
975
00:38:37,254 --> 00:38:38,380
It's fine.
976
00:38:39,214 --> 00:38:40,757
I'm just glad
she's here for you.
977
00:38:42,384 --> 00:38:44,052
See you tomorrow
at the precinct.
978
00:38:45,387 --> 00:38:46,722
Detective.
979
00:38:49,308 --> 00:38:50,434
Don't be late.
980
00:38:52,269 --> 00:38:53,020
(Lucifer chuckles)
981
00:39:02,029 --> 00:39:03,238
(footsteps approaching)
982
00:39:03,447 --> 00:39:05,282
Amenadiel seems to think
I owe you a chat.
983
00:39:05,490 --> 00:39:09,244
So I'll start by saying
I do not forgive you.
984
00:39:10,495 --> 00:39:11,913
I deserve that.
985
00:39:12,122 --> 00:39:12,998
Hmm.
986
00:39:13,582 --> 00:39:17,377
However, you did make
quite a sacrifice for me.
987
00:39:18,253 --> 00:39:20,714
Despite your callous
manipulations,
988
00:39:20,922 --> 00:39:23,717
maybe you were well-intentioned
somewhere,
989
00:39:23,925 --> 00:39:26,428
deep, deep down.
990
00:39:27,179 --> 00:39:28,430
Perhaps that counts
for something.
991
00:39:29,264 --> 00:39:31,600
I'm glad you think so, son.
992
00:39:32,184 --> 00:39:32,934
Besides,
993
00:39:33,143 --> 00:39:35,187
I'm far more pissed off at Dad.
994
00:39:35,854 --> 00:39:38,106
I mean, you just tried to speed
up feelings I already had,
995
00:39:38,315 --> 00:39:39,691
whereas he...
996
00:39:40,859 --> 00:39:41,693
Well.
997
00:39:42,736 --> 00:39:44,738
He made all those feelings
a lie.
998
00:39:46,615 --> 00:39:47,532
Anyway.
999
00:39:48,283 --> 00:39:50,786
Nice catching up.
I'll see you in a few millennia.
1000
00:39:51,953 --> 00:39:53,080
Lucifer, wait.
1001
00:39:55,791 --> 00:39:57,501
I appreciate your honesty.
1002
00:39:58,418 --> 00:40:03,173
And now, I'd like
to be honest with you.
1003
00:40:03,382 --> 00:40:05,258
Oh. This'll be a hoot.
1004
00:40:05,467 --> 00:40:07,803
Since I escaped Hell,
all I've wanted is to get back
1005
00:40:08,011 --> 00:40:10,305
to the Silver City,
to reunite our family.
1006
00:40:10,514 --> 00:40:13,350
You're still fantasizing
about heavenly rebellion?
1007
00:40:13,558 --> 00:40:15,227
Just let it go, Mum.
1008
00:40:15,435 --> 00:40:17,646
Been there, done that, big fall.
1009
00:40:17,854 --> 00:40:19,231
But that's just it.
1010
00:40:19,898 --> 00:40:21,608
Why do you think
you lost that fight?
1011
00:40:21,817 --> 00:40:23,402
Oh, I don't know,
let's have a think, shall we?
1012
00:40:23,610 --> 00:40:24,945
Not enough cardio?
1013
00:40:25,153 --> 00:40:27,447
The fact that dear old
Dad's slightly almighty?
1014
00:40:27,656 --> 00:40:29,866
Because I was young,
woefully foolish and...
1015
00:40:30,075 --> 00:40:31,034
Unarmed?
1016
00:40:31,243 --> 00:40:33,912
You know that if you had
possessed the Flaming Sword,
1017
00:40:34,371 --> 00:40:36,331
the weapon that guarded Eden,
1018
00:40:36,915 --> 00:40:38,125
the weapon
that can cut through anything,
1019
00:40:38,333 --> 00:40:40,001
even the Gates of Heaven itself,
1020
00:40:40,669 --> 00:40:42,504
well, you would've won
that rebellion.
1021
00:40:42,712 --> 00:40:44,089
Why are you dwelling
in the past?
1022
00:40:44,297 --> 00:40:45,882
The fact is,
I didn't have the sword,
1023
00:40:46,258 --> 00:40:48,635
and Dad destroyed it
soon after, so...
1024
00:40:48,844 --> 00:40:51,054
What if I told you that
the sword was right here,
1025
00:40:51,263 --> 00:40:52,305
on Earth?
1026
00:40:53,348 --> 00:40:54,850
And it's already
in your possession.
1027
00:40:55,058 --> 00:40:56,017
What?
1028
00:40:56,226 --> 00:40:59,104
The Flaming Sword
is Azrael's blade.
1029
00:41:00,021 --> 00:41:02,399
We have everything we need
to go home.
1030
00:41:13,660 --> 00:41:17,664
Well, the Oscar
goes to Candy Morningstar.
1031
00:41:18,415 --> 00:41:19,207
You think they bought it?
1032
00:41:19,416 --> 00:41:20,876
Yes, my mother doesn't know
what hit her.
1033
00:41:21,084 --> 00:41:22,586
So, thank you.
1034
00:41:22,794 --> 00:41:25,380
For helping me peek inside
that scheming head of hers.
1035
00:41:25,589 --> 00:41:28,008
Well, it's the least I could do.
1036
00:41:28,508 --> 00:41:30,010
After what you did
for me in Vegas?
1037
00:41:30,844 --> 00:41:32,053
You saved my life.
1038
00:41:32,804 --> 00:41:34,389
Pretty sure I'm gonna owe you
for the rest of it.
1039
00:41:34,598 --> 00:41:35,891
Let's call it even, shall we?
1040
00:41:36,516 --> 00:41:37,225
Yeah.
1041
00:41:37,434 --> 00:41:38,727
Oh, that reminds me
1042
00:41:39,436 --> 00:41:40,145
Oh, no, no, no.
1043
00:41:40,437 --> 00:41:41,146
You keep that.
1044
00:41:41,688 --> 00:41:42,314
I hear divorce
1045
00:41:42,522 --> 00:41:43,815
is quite expensive
these days.
1046
00:41:44,024 --> 00:41:45,233
In fact,
1047
00:41:45,442 --> 00:41:47,736
why don't you add
this one to the, uh, pot?
1048
00:41:48,737 --> 00:41:49,696
Thank you.
1049
00:41:50,322 --> 00:41:51,823
I'll put them both to good use.
1050
00:41:52,032 --> 00:41:55,076
(ditzy voice): 'Cause, you know,
I totally have so many plans.
1051
00:41:55,285 --> 00:41:56,286
(both laugh)
Oh, God.
1052
00:41:58,788 --> 00:41:59,789
Well, to making plans.
1053
00:41:59,998 --> 00:42:00,832
Yeah.
1054
00:42:03,585 --> 00:42:04,586
All right.
1055
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:12,427
Lucifer.
1056
00:42:13,303 --> 00:42:15,639
I get why you had me
con your family.
1057
00:42:15,847 --> 00:42:19,142
But what is going on
with you and Detective Decker?
1058
00:42:19,351 --> 00:42:20,602
(laughs)
1059
00:42:21,353 --> 00:42:23,271
♪ I went looking for power... ♪
1060
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:24,689
It's none of my business,
1061
00:42:24,898 --> 00:42:27,984
but... I wouldn't
screw that one up.
1062
00:42:30,070 --> 00:42:33,156
♪ And I wanted an ending... ♪
1063
00:42:35,033 --> 00:42:35,700
(exhales)
1064
00:42:35,909 --> 00:42:37,661
I'm trying not to.
1065
00:42:38,578 --> 00:42:41,248
♪ I went looking for knives ♪
1066
00:42:42,999 --> 00:42:45,752
♪ But they're giving me blooms ♪
1067
00:42:46,670 --> 00:42:49,673
♪ I went looking for knives ♪
1068
00:42:51,466 --> 00:42:52,842
♪ And I was looking for you. ♪