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- Previously on Lucifer...
- I was worried
I'd never see you again.
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I've had patients who
revealed a new side
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of themselves,
but not so much
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the actual devil.
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- We're good, right?
- Yeah. Really good.
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We could be there for
each other as friends
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even if it's about
another guy.
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What is she doing here?
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Charlotte Richards,
the defense attorney.
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Thought I'd dive
into my employment.
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Humans are dying because of you.
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MOM:
I'm stronger than you'd think.
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You seem attached
to these creatures,
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and I can't figure out why.
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We shouldn't be here!
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The only place I've ever felt
wanted or respected.
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Is here with humanity?
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This is my home!
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Deal with it, Mother!
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♪ Oh, oh ♪
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♪ My heart is beating
and I'm under attack ♪
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♪ Don't need it sure
'cause I don't wanna go back ♪
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♪ I'm giving in... ♪
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MALE TOUR GUIDE (over P.A.):
Sunshine. Beautiful people.
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Expensive cars.
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The glamorous life. Get
ready to see the real
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Los Angeles on this thrill
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ride tour.
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Well, it appears
I've been misled.
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Whoever put together
this brochure
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should get
special treatment in Hell.
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I don't need you to
show me around the city.
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Well, of course you do.
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This is an exciting time,
brother!
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Now that we're making
Los Angeles our home,
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the City of Angels can
finally earn its name.
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You are making it a home.
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Mom and I are gonna find a way
to get back to the Silver City.
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- One way or another.
- But why?
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When Los Angeles
has so much to offer?
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TOUR GUIDE:
On your right,
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you'll see the
famous shop,
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Pooch Pouch, the
store that sells purses
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for purse-sized dogs.
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- Clearly.
- (mutters)
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- Don't get it confused
with the store
- Excuse me. Sorry.
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that sells dogs in the
shapes of purses.
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Sorry, I do apologize.
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- That's on your left...
- Pardon me, excuse me.
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Yeah, thank you.
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Please. That's your corner.
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Ah. Right. Forget everything
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you just slept through.
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Welcome to Los Angeles,
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city of reinvention,
where you can become
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whomever you want.
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Uh, if we look over here--
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that humungous house in
the distance, the owner,
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he moved out here with just
ten dollars and a dream.
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Within three years,
he was running
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the largest underground sex club
in the country.
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Los Angeles is also a
place where you can do
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whatever you want. To your
right hand side over here,
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this folically challenged man--
that's Sleepy Pete. Hello, Pete.
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Give us a wave.
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Everyone wave at Pete.
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(camera shutters clicking)
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He will sell you the best
Molly in the city.
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(Lucifer chuckles)
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Don't buy his cocaine, though.
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It's got enough baking soda
in it to make a cake.
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It's not a bad idea,
as I think about it.
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To your right again--
my nightclub, Lux!
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The city's crowning achievement.
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My brother and I are
celebrating...
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I don't understand him.
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Why won't Amenadiel embrace
this city like I have?
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Well, people often need time
to adjust to change.
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And he's only been
here for a few months.
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And if what you say is true...
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What? That he's got a stick
so far up his ass
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you can see it when he yawns?
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That he's a fallen angel.
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Oh, yes, that, too.
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Then this could be about more
than finding a home for him.
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But we're here
to talk about you.
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Why did you recently decide
that this was your home?
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Well, I said it
when I was in a row with my mum.
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I didn't realize how true it was
until I yelled it in her face.
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Yes, your mother,
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who is a literal goddess
of all creation.
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Still haven't quite wrapped
my brain around that one.
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Yes, well, anyway,
her and Amenadiel want
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to get back to the Silver City,
but it's not my home.
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It never was.
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And neither was Hell.
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No. No, that was somewhere
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I was sent as a punishment.
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Like the DMV,
but less screaming.
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So would you say
that this is your first home?
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Yes, I suppose it is.
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And why do you think
that's the case?
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Well, I don't know, Doctor.
You tell me.
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I find that people
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make Los Angeles their home
for one of two reasons.
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Either they're running
from something,
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or looking for something.
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Oh, and which one are you?
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I'm not the one on the couch,
Lucifer.
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- (laughs, sighs)
- So ask yourself--
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which is it?
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Running or looking?
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CHLOE:
Lucifer? Lucifer?!
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Get out of the chair.
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Oh, come on, Detective.
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It's been ages
since I've sat in a throne.
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Oh, there's a lot of
personality here, isn't there?
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Appalling personality,
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but quantity
over quality, I suppose.
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- (sighs)
- (laughs)
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Genuine Medieval knights costume
in a Bel Air mansion?
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This man's home
definitely was his castle.
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Well, it couldn't keep
him safe from invaders.
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Crime scene. Let's go.
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Hang on.
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That's Dean Cooper, the
Los Angeles real-estate tycoon!
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Yeah, owns the whole block,
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and most of the biggest
developments in the city.
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Including the entire block
that Lux is on.
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Deeply unpleasant man.
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You wouldn't believe
the deal I had
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to strike for my lease.
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All completely legal.
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If somewhat, well,
let's say "morally ambiguous."
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Well, that moral ambiguity
that he was so famous for
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may have finally
caught up with him.
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Ella, cause of death?
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Explosive exsanguination from
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the carotid,
punctured
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by this.
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Like from a
champagne flute.
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Mm-hmm.
Someone really popped his cork.
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You know like... (makes
explosive, hissing sounds)
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You guys, like,
the blood's the champagne.
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Like when you open a bottle,
his neck was the...
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We got it.
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Did you get
any prints?
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Killer wiped it clean.
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Okay, well,
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maybe he didn't
wipe the glass clean
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before it broke.
Ella, are any of
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these pieces here big enough
to get a partial from?
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Probably not.
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But, hey, someone invented glue
for a reason.
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- Right?
- You're going to
reassemble all those pieces?
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LUCIFER:
I'm fairly
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certain there are people in Hell
being forced
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- to do exactly that right now.
- Oh, I was the kind
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- of kid who did jigsaw puzzles
picture-side down.
- (phone ringing)
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- That's fascinating.
- Mm.
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Oh.
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What's wrong?
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Maze. Problem at Lux.
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Problem? What? One of the
Brittanies stub her toe?
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You're leaving?
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Lucifer, Cooper was one
of the most hated men
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in the city. We have tons
of suspects to go over.
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And if I don't get there soon,
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Maze will undoubtedly fix the
problem herself, which usually
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- involves knives.
- But...
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So unless you want to be blamed
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for a four-toed Brittany...
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Uh... hello?
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We're closed.
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Hi, okay, we've got
some anomalies here,
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especially with
the quarterlies...
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Maze, did you forget
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to bribe the
inspectors this month?
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Are you the proprietor?
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I am, yes.
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And who are you, lounging
around like you own the place?
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Oh, I actually do
own the place.
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Lucifer Morningstar,
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you're being evicted.
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♪♪
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All right, explain what
you mean by "evicted,"
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and do it carefully as
your life may depend on it.
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Okay, Mr. Morningstar.
My name is Eric Cooper.
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I've assumed all
of Cooper's holding
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and assets, Lux among them.
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You're Dean Cooper's son.
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Your father was just
brutally murdered, and here you are,
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scant hours after
you were notified,
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divvying up the spoils.
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I don't know whether to
be horrified or impressed.
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What happened to my father
was unfortunate.
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Yes.
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But business is business.
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Well, impressed it is.
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Your father and I made a deal
for me to live here,
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so I'm sure you and I
can come to some agreement.
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Tell me, Eric,
what is it you desire?
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(gasps)
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I want my father to turn over
in his grave.
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Ooh.
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Hated the old man, eh?
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Well, I can relate to that.
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My father's not on
my Christmas card list either.
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In fact, I moved here
to get away from him.
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Surely you can understand that.
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No, not really.
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And I saw your "lease"--
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it was written in lipstick
on a stripper's thong.
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- Not exactly legally binding.
- Hm.
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Well, maybe we can
write the new one in blood.
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I find that to be quite binding.
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Let's not.
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You have no legal right
to be here,
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so if you don't vacate,
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I'll have you removed.
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(laughs)
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It's not that easy to remove me.
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Last time,
it took the power of God.
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What do you have--
a few expensive lawyers?
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Or are you gonna do it yourself?
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Not in front of all
of these humans.
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If I were you, I'd leave.
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That's fine.
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This is a police matter now.
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Let's go.
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All right, let's go.
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Let's go, man.
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It's not like you
to get in the way
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of a good
eviscerating, Maze.
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What was that about?
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You'd be eviscerating
the wrong person.
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This is your mother's doing.
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(scoffs)
Mum? How?
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You told her you want
to stay here on Earth.
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Now someone's trying to
take Lux away from you.
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Don't be absurd, Maze.
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I just saw
American Psycho's father.
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The man wasn't destroyed
by the Goddess of Creation.
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He was killed in a fit
of human passion.
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But that greasy weasel
might be right.
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This is a police matter.
Lucky me.
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Don't act like
your mother
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isn't capable
of this, Lucifer.
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Ah, that's enough help
from you today Maze, thank you.
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- (smacks bar)
- All right, fine.
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You can't see it,
I'll find someone who will.
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I don't see it.
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Of course you don't.
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So after you said
you'd "handle things,"
255
00:09:31,510 --> 00:09:33,178
you're hiding
behind her skirt again?
256
00:09:33,387 --> 00:09:35,097
I am handling things, Maze.
257
00:09:35,305 --> 00:09:36,974
Mom and I are trying to
find a way back home.
258
00:09:37,182 --> 00:09:38,600
So why would she
murder some human?
259
00:09:38,809 --> 00:09:39,685
That woman is
260
00:09:39,893 --> 00:09:41,895
dangerous, duplicitous...
261
00:09:43,564 --> 00:09:45,148
And she's standing
right behind me, isn't she?
262
00:09:46,692 --> 00:09:47,651
Pardon my interruption,
263
00:09:47,901 --> 00:09:49,570
but what am I being
blamed for now?
264
00:09:49,778 --> 00:09:51,113
I know what you're doing,
265
00:09:51,613 --> 00:09:53,865
trying to take away
Lucifer's home on Earth,
266
00:09:54,199 --> 00:09:55,450
so he can help
you get back
267
00:09:55,617 --> 00:09:56,743
to the Silver City.
268
00:09:57,536 --> 00:09:58,579
It won't work.
269
00:09:59,288 --> 00:10:00,038
The demon is talking,
270
00:10:00,247 --> 00:10:01,665
but not making any sense.
271
00:10:01,873 --> 00:10:03,417
Typical, I suppose.
272
00:10:03,625 --> 00:10:04,793
She thinks you
killed the man
273
00:10:05,002 --> 00:10:07,045
who owns Lux to
get Lucifer evicted.
274
00:10:07,546 --> 00:10:08,505
(chuckles)
275
00:10:09,881 --> 00:10:11,133
Mazikeen.
276
00:10:12,175 --> 00:10:14,386
If I did come up
with such a plan,
277
00:10:14,928 --> 00:10:18,140
do you think it would be
you who figured it out?
278
00:10:18,890 --> 00:10:20,225
Whatever you're up to,
279
00:10:20,934 --> 00:10:22,019
I will find out.
280
00:10:28,525 --> 00:10:31,153
Oh, she thinks she's smart.
281
00:10:31,528 --> 00:10:32,446
Mom?
282
00:10:33,655 --> 00:10:35,449
You weren't actually involved
in that man's death,
283
00:10:35,657 --> 00:10:36,992
- right?
- Well, of course not.
284
00:10:37,993 --> 00:10:41,455
But it might be able
to be used to our advantage.
285
00:10:41,788 --> 00:10:45,417
Maybe Lucifer will agree
to come home with us now.
286
00:10:46,209 --> 00:10:47,085
Right.
287
00:10:48,378 --> 00:10:50,547
All my sons are important.
288
00:10:51,465 --> 00:10:52,966
It isn't about Lucifer.
289
00:10:53,175 --> 00:10:54,343
It's about our family.
290
00:10:54,593 --> 00:10:56,845
I've already lost a son.
291
00:10:57,387 --> 00:11:00,474
I will not leave
another one behind.
292
00:11:00,849 --> 00:11:02,267
It doesn't matter, Mom.
293
00:11:03,185 --> 00:11:04,936
Lucifer loves that place.
294
00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:06,980
And no human is gonna
make him give it up
295
00:11:07,189 --> 00:11:08,982
as long as it's still standing.
296
00:11:10,567 --> 00:11:11,276
Is that so?
297
00:11:11,485 --> 00:11:13,070
♪♪
298
00:11:22,037 --> 00:11:23,705
Careful...
299
00:11:26,124 --> 00:11:27,834
And that is how we do it!
300
00:11:29,127 --> 00:11:30,962
Ta' vonlu!
301
00:11:31,630 --> 00:11:32,881
Ta' Von what?
302
00:11:33,256 --> 00:11:35,133
It's Klingon for
"the king is trapped."
303
00:11:35,342 --> 00:11:37,886
In Star Trek, they play
three-dimensional chess.
304
00:11:38,637 --> 00:11:39,262
Okay.
305
00:11:40,347 --> 00:11:42,516
And I'm gonna check this
for prints now.
306
00:11:43,266 --> 00:11:44,476
- Great.
- No problem.
307
00:11:45,268 --> 00:11:45,894
Hey.
308
00:11:46,103 --> 00:11:47,729
All our info
on Dean Cooper.
309
00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:50,816
No rap sheet, which,
quite frankly, is pretty amazing
310
00:11:51,024 --> 00:11:52,067
considering his reputation.
311
00:11:52,401 --> 00:11:53,485
Great. Thank you.
312
00:11:53,944 --> 00:11:55,946
Hey, are you busy? I could use
an assist on this case.
313
00:11:56,321 --> 00:11:57,531
Nah, Vice has me wrapped up
314
00:11:57,739 --> 00:11:59,991
on a bomb-making case.
I got to rush back.
315
00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:01,034
Where's Lucifer?
316
00:12:01,243 --> 00:12:03,537
Something came up at his club.
I don't think he's coming back.
317
00:12:03,745 --> 00:12:05,580
Oh, well, don't worry, Chloe.
He never stays away
318
00:12:05,747 --> 00:12:07,582
- for too long, right?
- (phone ringing)
319
00:12:07,874 --> 00:12:08,542
Hmm?
320
00:12:09,042 --> 00:12:09,876
Huh.
321
00:12:10,419 --> 00:12:11,920
Hey, Lucifer. So, did you splint
322
00:12:12,129 --> 00:12:14,506
the stubbed toe, or did you
kiss it and make it better?
323
00:12:15,507 --> 00:12:16,675
Well, that's
an interesting theory,
324
00:12:16,883 --> 00:12:17,926
but we don't have any evidence
325
00:12:18,135 --> 00:12:19,344
that Eric Cooper's the killer.
326
00:12:19,553 --> 00:12:21,638
Mm, actually we do.
327
00:12:22,264 --> 00:12:23,473
Prints just came back.
328
00:12:24,516 --> 00:12:25,684
Eric Cooper.
329
00:12:26,893 --> 00:12:28,019
How did you...?
330
00:12:28,937 --> 00:12:30,897
Never mind. I'll meet you
at the Cooper building.
331
00:12:32,023 --> 00:12:34,401
♪♪
332
00:12:37,863 --> 00:12:40,449
So wonderful that you agree
with me for a change, Detective.
333
00:12:40,657 --> 00:12:41,616
Perhaps you're getting smarter.
334
00:12:41,825 --> 00:12:42,576
I don't agree with you.
335
00:12:42,826 --> 00:12:44,411
I have actual evidence
on Eric Cooper
336
00:12:44,619 --> 00:12:45,537
that I need to look into.
337
00:12:45,746 --> 00:12:47,122
- What do you have?
- Motive.
338
00:12:47,456 --> 00:12:49,040
Little shark
liquidated his father
339
00:12:49,249 --> 00:12:50,459
so he could
liquidate his assets.
340
00:12:50,667 --> 00:12:52,544
How do you know
he's liquidating assets?
341
00:12:52,753 --> 00:12:54,004
Because he's trying
to evict me from Lux
342
00:12:54,212 --> 00:12:55,297
and sell off the building.
343
00:12:56,256 --> 00:12:57,758
You're saying
that Dean Cooper's son
344
00:12:57,966 --> 00:12:59,426
is making deals just an hour
345
00:12:59,634 --> 00:13:01,219
- after his father was found dead?
- Exactly.
346
00:13:01,470 --> 00:13:03,764
- What could be more suspicious?
- Hey.
347
00:13:04,139 --> 00:13:05,098
When were you gonna
mention that you're
348
00:13:05,307 --> 00:13:06,933
personally involved
in the case?
349
00:13:07,142 --> 00:13:07,976
When you asked me.
350
00:13:08,185 --> 00:13:08,977
Nope.
351
00:13:09,186 --> 00:13:10,854
This an extremely
high profile case.
352
00:13:11,062 --> 00:13:11,980
We are doing this by the book.
353
00:13:12,189 --> 00:13:13,607
I cannot have you
terrorizing him.
354
00:13:13,815 --> 00:13:14,775
I would never.
355
00:13:14,983 --> 00:13:16,443
Or threatening
to tear his arms off.
356
00:13:16,651 --> 00:13:17,778
That happened one time.
357
00:13:18,028 --> 00:13:18,987
Or hanging him from a window.
358
00:13:19,154 --> 00:13:20,572
I solemnly promise
that the man's feet
359
00:13:20,781 --> 00:13:22,073
will remain firmly
on the ground.
360
00:13:22,824 --> 00:13:23,700
(man screams)
361
00:13:23,909 --> 00:13:25,744
(car alarms ringing)
362
00:13:26,912 --> 00:13:27,579
MAN:
What's that?
363
00:13:27,788 --> 00:13:29,331
WOMAN:
Somebody call an ambulance...
364
00:13:29,539 --> 00:13:30,624
MAN 2:
Check this out.
365
00:13:30,832 --> 00:13:32,459
MAN 3:
There's a guy on the car!
366
00:13:32,667 --> 00:13:34,461
(car alarm continues ringing)
367
00:13:34,711 --> 00:13:35,670
WOMAN:
Is he alive?
368
00:13:35,837 --> 00:13:37,714
(groaning)
369
00:13:37,923 --> 00:13:39,132
That's Eric Cooper.
370
00:13:40,133 --> 00:13:42,219
Just to be clear,
that wasn't me.
371
00:13:47,182 --> 00:13:48,475
♪♪
372
00:13:52,187 --> 00:13:54,648
I mean, who leaps
from the seventh floor?
373
00:13:54,856 --> 00:13:57,484
13th, minimum. This is the man
forcing me from my home,
374
00:13:57,692 --> 00:13:59,319
he can't even make
a proper suicide jump.
375
00:13:59,569 --> 00:14:02,155
- Lucifer.
- Is this really necessary?
376
00:14:02,322 --> 00:14:03,824
Well, witnesses saw him
jump off a balcony
377
00:14:03,990 --> 00:14:05,158
by his own free will.
378
00:14:05,367 --> 00:14:05,992
He was distraught.
379
00:14:06,201 --> 00:14:07,619
That doesn't make him a killer.
380
00:14:07,869 --> 00:14:09,496
Well, it points
to a guilty conscience.
381
00:14:09,913 --> 00:14:11,706
Christi, I know this
might be hard to hear, but...
382
00:14:11,915 --> 00:14:14,167
we have evidence that Eric
was in his father's house
383
00:14:14,376 --> 00:14:15,377
before he died.
384
00:14:15,585 --> 00:14:16,878
We live in the same compound.
385
00:14:17,087 --> 00:14:19,548
I'm sure there's DNA or whatever
all over the house.
386
00:14:19,756 --> 00:14:22,175
You can't actually think
that he killed his own father.
387
00:14:23,009 --> 00:14:24,553
LUCIFER:
Well, I mean...
388
00:14:24,761 --> 00:14:25,512
Let's not forget
389
00:14:25,679 --> 00:14:27,013
Eric's insatiable lust
390
00:14:27,222 --> 00:14:28,723
for Daddy's cold hard cash.
391
00:14:28,932 --> 00:14:30,517
If he's willing to do
something as monstrous
392
00:14:30,684 --> 00:14:31,560
as turning me out of my house,
393
00:14:31,768 --> 00:14:33,061
then killing his father
394
00:14:33,270 --> 00:14:34,729
isn't such a stretch, is it?
395
00:14:34,938 --> 00:14:36,231
- (grunts)
- LUCIFER:
Ooh!
396
00:14:36,439 --> 00:14:38,024
My Left Foot's trying to speak.
397
00:14:38,233 --> 00:14:39,109
N-No...
398
00:14:39,609 --> 00:14:40,318
money.
399
00:14:40,527 --> 00:14:41,778
Shh, baby.
400
00:14:41,987 --> 00:14:42,821
Don't talk.
401
00:14:43,029 --> 00:14:44,364
What are you
trying to say, Eric?
402
00:14:44,614 --> 00:14:45,657
(grunts)
Dad...
403
00:14:45,866 --> 00:14:47,701
ran the business
into the ground.
404
00:14:49,035 --> 00:14:50,161
We were buried in debt.
405
00:14:50,370 --> 00:14:52,247
I thought making emergency sales
406
00:14:52,455 --> 00:14:53,832
could save us, but...
407
00:14:54,583 --> 00:14:55,667
CHRISTI:
But what, baby?
408
00:14:56,167 --> 00:14:57,544
There's nothing left.
409
00:14:58,378 --> 00:14:59,379
I'm sorry, I...
410
00:14:59,588 --> 00:15:01,214
I couldn't live
with disappointing you.
411
00:15:01,423 --> 00:15:02,799
LUCIFER:
Well, if this is about money,
412
00:15:03,008 --> 00:15:05,886
you should have called me first,
before taking that swan dive.
413
00:15:06,177 --> 00:15:07,679
Perhaps you'd like
to renegotiate now?
414
00:15:07,929 --> 00:15:08,763
I can't.
415
00:15:08,972 --> 00:15:09,806
The deal is made.
416
00:15:10,015 --> 00:15:11,808
How could a sale
be made so fast?
417
00:15:12,017 --> 00:15:13,560
Dean Cooper died yesterday.
418
00:15:13,768 --> 00:15:15,562
Is this that deal for all
the property on the strip?
419
00:15:15,770 --> 00:15:16,938
(grunts)
420
00:15:17,147 --> 00:15:19,357
There's been a buyer
interested in that for years.
421
00:15:19,608 --> 00:15:21,067
Eric's dad had it all
drawn up and then
422
00:15:21,318 --> 00:15:22,444
just let it sit on his desk.
423
00:15:22,694 --> 00:15:24,237
He just wanted
to torture the buyer.
424
00:15:24,446 --> 00:15:26,448
So, you made the sale
as soon as you heard
425
00:15:26,656 --> 00:15:27,741
your father was gone?
426
00:15:27,991 --> 00:15:30,118
Dad couldn't block it anymore.
427
00:15:30,327 --> 00:15:31,661
But it didn't matter.
428
00:15:32,996 --> 00:15:34,039
It wasn't enough.
429
00:15:34,664 --> 00:15:36,207
What we have is enough.
430
00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:38,251
You and me.
431
00:15:38,668 --> 00:15:40,211
We don't need
money for that.
432
00:15:40,420 --> 00:15:41,504
What a wonderful day.
433
00:15:41,713 --> 00:15:44,090
Potentially homeless
and definitely nauseated.
434
00:15:44,799 --> 00:15:46,301
Well, whoever bought Lux
stood to gain
435
00:15:46,509 --> 00:15:48,011
from Dean Cooper's death.
436
00:15:48,219 --> 00:15:49,763
Yes. This man,
437
00:15:49,971 --> 00:15:51,806
the person who owns Lux now.
What's his name?
438
00:15:52,015 --> 00:15:54,434
Her. It's Eleanor Bloom.
439
00:15:54,684 --> 00:15:56,811
Detective, are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
440
00:15:57,646 --> 00:15:58,313
I doubt it.
441
00:15:58,521 --> 00:16:00,607
But let's go talk
to Eleanor Bloom.
442
00:16:00,815 --> 00:16:01,942
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
443
00:16:02,484 --> 00:16:03,276
Thank you.
444
00:16:03,485 --> 00:16:04,402
- (shouts)
- (gasps)
445
00:16:04,653 --> 00:16:06,071
(grunting):
Oh, God...
446
00:16:06,321 --> 00:16:08,823
♪ I would like
to get to know ya ♪
447
00:16:09,032 --> 00:16:11,826
♪ If you think
you're going my way ♪
448
00:16:13,578 --> 00:16:15,163
♪ Or if you stay ♪
449
00:16:15,372 --> 00:16:18,166
♪ With me just another day ♪
450
00:16:18,375 --> 00:16:20,335
I think you're
in the wrong place, lady.
451
00:16:21,127 --> 00:16:22,921
- You're Kevin Burnick.
- I am.
452
00:16:23,129 --> 00:16:25,966
Why? You come to take
a peek at the legend?
453
00:16:26,174 --> 00:16:28,176
According to the docket,
one of your clients
454
00:16:28,385 --> 00:16:29,970
is a known explosives expert
455
00:16:30,178 --> 00:16:32,013
named Patrick O'Neil.
456
00:16:32,222 --> 00:16:33,515
I need his help
457
00:16:33,723 --> 00:16:35,642
to get my son
to come back home with me.
458
00:16:36,393 --> 00:16:38,561
You look hot and sound crazy,
459
00:16:38,770 --> 00:16:40,605
which is totally my type.
460
00:16:40,814 --> 00:16:43,650
But I don't talk about
my clients out of court.
461
00:16:44,359 --> 00:16:45,235
It's a lawyer thing.
462
00:16:45,443 --> 00:16:47,195
Oh, you misunderstand me.
463
00:16:47,988 --> 00:16:49,114
I'm his lawyer now.
464
00:16:49,364 --> 00:16:51,074
- You can go home.
- (laughs)
465
00:16:51,282 --> 00:16:52,325
(laughing):
Look, lady.
466
00:16:52,534 --> 00:16:54,160
I don't know what
you've heard about me,
467
00:16:54,369 --> 00:16:56,371
but when the K-Dog gets a bone,
468
00:16:56,579 --> 00:16:57,831
(whispers):
he doesn't let go.
469
00:16:58,456 --> 00:17:00,250
Touch me, and I will sue you
470
00:17:00,458 --> 00:17:01,626
- so hard...
- (smacks)
471
00:17:01,835 --> 00:17:03,878
(tile shatters, grunts)
472
00:17:04,087 --> 00:17:05,839
♪♪
473
00:17:07,215 --> 00:17:08,842
♪ My love ♪
474
00:17:10,218 --> 00:17:12,012
Oh...
475
00:17:12,220 --> 00:17:13,221
♪♪
476
00:17:13,430 --> 00:17:15,974
(distant siren wailing)
477
00:17:16,182 --> 00:17:18,226
So, you think I had something
to do with Dean Cooper's death?
478
00:17:18,435 --> 00:17:19,352
CHLOE:
Well, barely an hour
479
00:17:19,561 --> 00:17:21,187
after he was killed,
you closed on a deal
480
00:17:21,438 --> 00:17:22,772
he'd been
obstructing for years.
481
00:17:23,023 --> 00:17:23,815
Sounds convenient.
482
00:17:24,024 --> 00:17:26,568
- Sounds like good business to me.
- Cooper intentionally
483
00:17:26,776 --> 00:17:28,403
gave you
businesswoman blue balls
484
00:17:28,611 --> 00:17:29,362
just to torture you.
485
00:17:29,571 --> 00:17:31,031
- It's rather cruel.
- And I bought
486
00:17:31,239 --> 00:17:32,866
his favorite golf course
last year and turned it
487
00:17:33,116 --> 00:17:34,701
into a landfill
for medical waste.
488
00:17:34,909 --> 00:17:36,369
Oh, I see. Well played.
489
00:17:36,578 --> 00:17:37,370
So, you're saying
this was all
490
00:17:37,579 --> 00:17:39,164
a multi-million
dollar prank war?
491
00:17:39,372 --> 00:17:41,541
I'm saying I didn't kill him
over a deal.
492
00:17:41,916 --> 00:17:44,127
Besides, I just flew in
from Macau this afternoon.
493
00:17:44,627 --> 00:17:46,421
Check with the airstrip.
You have any other questions,
494
00:17:46,629 --> 00:17:47,380
you can ask my lawyer.
495
00:17:47,589 --> 00:17:49,174
Not so fast,
Mommy Warbucks.
496
00:17:49,382 --> 00:17:50,717
I have some questions
for you myself.
497
00:17:50,925 --> 00:17:52,302
- Lucifer, you promised
that you wouldn't...
- Detective,
498
00:17:52,510 --> 00:17:53,720
this woman has my home.
499
00:17:53,970 --> 00:17:55,513
If you're gonna give me
some sob story...
500
00:17:55,722 --> 00:17:56,931
Oh, far from it.
501
00:17:57,140 --> 00:17:58,975
I know your type.
You don't respond to emotion,
502
00:17:59,142 --> 00:18:00,518
or intimidation.
503
00:18:00,727 --> 00:18:03,021
The only thing that gets
you going is a deal.
504
00:18:03,229 --> 00:18:04,856
So, let's make
a deal, shall we?
505
00:18:06,816 --> 00:18:07,776
What do you desire?
506
00:18:08,109 --> 00:18:09,527
Tell me and it's yours.
507
00:18:10,695 --> 00:18:13,823
I want everything
Dean Cooper has.
508
00:18:14,949 --> 00:18:15,784
Well, Cooper owned Lux.
509
00:18:15,992 --> 00:18:17,118
So, how about everything
apart from that?
510
00:18:17,327 --> 00:18:18,078
Everything.
511
00:18:18,912 --> 00:18:19,537
All I want
512
00:18:19,746 --> 00:18:20,663
is what was his.
513
00:18:21,498 --> 00:18:22,665
And then to destroy it.
514
00:18:23,208 --> 00:18:25,168
So, you're gonna tear down
all of his properties?
515
00:18:25,418 --> 00:18:27,212
I'm a developer.
I'm gonna knock everything down
516
00:18:27,420 --> 00:18:28,338
and then rebuild.
517
00:18:28,588 --> 00:18:29,464
Even Lux?
518
00:18:29,672 --> 00:18:30,590
Especially that place.
519
00:18:30,799 --> 00:18:32,050
That's prime real estate.
520
00:18:32,258 --> 00:18:33,301
I'm gonna build a mega-mall.
521
00:18:33,510 --> 00:18:34,636
A "mega-mall"?
522
00:18:34,844 --> 00:18:36,638
Yeah, you know, Gymboree,
Sunglass Hut...
523
00:18:36,971 --> 00:18:38,723
Bulldozers get rolling as soon
as my people finish
524
00:18:38,932 --> 00:18:39,974
emptying the buildings.
525
00:18:41,101 --> 00:18:41,726
You know,
526
00:18:41,935 --> 00:18:45,396
a murder investigation can
tie up a development for years.
527
00:18:46,606 --> 00:18:48,149
I know you know more
than you're telling us.
528
00:18:49,025 --> 00:18:50,318
So, if there
is any way,
529
00:18:50,527 --> 00:18:53,404
at all, that you can help
this investigation,
530
00:18:53,613 --> 00:18:56,282
- that would be wonderful.
- (chuckles softly)
531
00:18:56,533 --> 00:18:57,408
She's good.
532
00:18:57,617 --> 00:18:59,369
I could use a few of her
on my team.
533
00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:03,790
The accountants
I had looking over the deal
534
00:19:03,998 --> 00:19:06,000
did find several
unreported payments.
535
00:19:06,209 --> 00:19:08,044
Hundreds of thousands
of dollars.
536
00:19:08,962 --> 00:19:09,838
You don't hide money like that
537
00:19:10,046 --> 00:19:11,589
unless you don't want
anyone to find it.
538
00:19:17,470 --> 00:19:18,513
Bloom was right.
539
00:19:19,389 --> 00:19:21,558
Dean Cooper was making large
off-the-books payments
540
00:19:21,766 --> 00:19:23,268
and hiding them
from his company.
541
00:19:23,768 --> 00:19:25,019
Well, could be anything.
542
00:19:25,228 --> 00:19:26,229
Drugs, blackmail.
543
00:19:26,479 --> 00:19:29,149
There's no shortage of bad deeds
in Dean Cooper's life.
544
00:19:29,774 --> 00:19:31,401
I'm gonna try and trace
where these payments went.
545
00:19:31,609 --> 00:19:32,861
Maybe our killer's
on the other end.
546
00:19:33,069 --> 00:19:34,028
Oh, delightful.
547
00:19:34,237 --> 00:19:35,405
Whilst you do that,
I'm gonna return
548
00:19:35,613 --> 00:19:37,740
to Eleanor Bloom's office
and get my home back.
549
00:19:37,949 --> 00:19:39,450
Not sure she's
interested in selling.
550
00:19:39,701 --> 00:19:41,077
Well, maybe
she'll change her mind
551
00:19:41,286 --> 00:19:44,038
after I turn her world into a
sphincter-loosening nightmare.
552
00:19:44,205 --> 00:19:45,582
Ew. Lucifer.
553
00:19:46,291 --> 00:19:47,750
I'm sorry about
your home. I am.
554
00:19:47,917 --> 00:19:48,835
But you have
to promise me you're not
555
00:19:49,043 --> 00:19:49,919
really gonna hurt this woman.
556
00:19:50,128 --> 00:19:52,255
Well, then, help me, Detective.
Arrest her!
557
00:19:52,463 --> 00:19:54,048
I mean, isn't contributing
to homelessness
558
00:19:54,257 --> 00:19:55,466
in Los Angeles a crime?
559
00:19:55,675 --> 00:19:57,427
Lucifer, the law is on
Bloom's side here.
560
00:19:57,802 --> 00:19:59,888
I want to help you, but we have
to find a legal solution.
561
00:20:00,096 --> 00:20:02,098
Okay. So I'm on my own, am I?
562
00:20:02,307 --> 00:20:03,057
That's not what I--
563
00:20:16,487 --> 00:20:18,990
We know you build bombs
for the mob, Patrick.
564
00:20:19,199 --> 00:20:20,491
That's ridiculous.
565
00:20:20,909 --> 00:20:22,493
I... I deliver pizzas.
566
00:20:23,703 --> 00:20:24,704
Yeah.
567
00:20:25,705 --> 00:20:26,623
We cracked your code.
568
00:20:27,624 --> 00:20:28,583
"Hoping to get
a delivery
569
00:20:28,791 --> 00:20:30,627
"at Slauson and La Brea
tomorrow night.
570
00:20:30,835 --> 00:20:33,379
Enough pepperoni
to feed a family of four."
571
00:20:34,005 --> 00:20:35,757
The mafia, the cartels,
572
00:20:36,716 --> 00:20:38,301
when they hear that
we have you in custody,
573
00:20:38,676 --> 00:20:40,637
and they think
for a second about your...
574
00:20:41,512 --> 00:20:43,306
ingenious pizza code,
575
00:20:44,265 --> 00:20:45,642
they're gonna want
to keep you quiet.
576
00:20:45,850 --> 00:20:46,809
So, uh...
577
00:20:47,060 --> 00:20:48,770
you can help me out, right?
578
00:20:48,978 --> 00:20:50,772
- Depends.
- (door opens)
579
00:20:51,356 --> 00:20:53,858
Hmm! Hands off my
client, Officer.
580
00:20:54,359 --> 00:20:55,068
(door closes)
581
00:20:57,278 --> 00:20:58,404
You're not his lawyer.
582
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:00,949
The accused has
a constitutional right
583
00:21:01,157 --> 00:21:03,493
to be counseled
by whomever they choose.
584
00:21:04,369 --> 00:21:05,370
She can be my lawyer.
585
00:21:07,956 --> 00:21:09,207
I understand your confusion.
586
00:21:09,874 --> 00:21:10,959
You're very attractive.
587
00:21:11,876 --> 00:21:12,794
I've found that
can also mean
588
00:21:13,002 --> 00:21:14,337
you're not very intelligent.
589
00:21:24,973 --> 00:21:25,723
(chuckles)
590
00:21:27,225 --> 00:21:28,643
I've already posted your bail.
591
00:21:29,227 --> 00:21:31,062
No. Wait, wait, wait.
I-I can't afford that.
592
00:21:31,312 --> 00:21:33,481
Oh, don't worry,
I take payment in trade.
593
00:21:33,982 --> 00:21:36,067
Is it true that you know
how to make bombs?
594
00:21:38,278 --> 00:21:39,654
That's what I'm accused of.
595
00:21:39,904 --> 00:21:40,613
Yeah?
596
00:21:41,698 --> 00:21:43,449
Have you ever brought down
a building before?
597
00:21:44,284 --> 00:21:45,743
I know how it's done.
598
00:21:46,536 --> 00:21:47,704
(laughs)
599
00:21:48,371 --> 00:21:50,748
I need you to destroy
a nightclub for me.
600
00:21:55,211 --> 00:21:56,629
MOVER:
Let's get out of here, guys.
601
00:21:57,630 --> 00:21:58,715
Hands off...
602
00:21:59,424 --> 00:22:01,134
- my piano!
- MOVER:
Hey, man,
603
00:22:01,342 --> 00:22:02,927
we're just doing a job.
We don't want any trouble.
604
00:22:03,136 --> 00:22:05,346
You think you can come in here
and take apart my life
605
00:22:05,555 --> 00:22:06,472
without any trouble?
606
00:22:07,515 --> 00:22:08,182
You gentlemen
607
00:22:08,391 --> 00:22:10,560
have no idea who you're
dealing with, do you?
608
00:22:11,185 --> 00:22:11,936
Well...
609
00:22:13,271 --> 00:22:14,522
let me show you.
610
00:22:14,939 --> 00:22:16,858
(cheering)
♪ Babe, show me what you like ♪
611
00:22:17,608 --> 00:22:19,861
♪ Ay, I put money,
I can match it for you ♪
612
00:22:20,361 --> 00:22:21,404
♪ I'm in this in all white ♪
613
00:22:21,654 --> 00:22:22,697
♪ Fit lookin' like a brick ♪
614
00:22:22,947 --> 00:22:25,199
♪ And all them zippers
on the jacket on you ♪
615
00:22:25,408 --> 00:22:27,243
♪ He got a thing
for a Latin chick ♪
616
00:22:27,452 --> 00:22:28,911
♪ He wanna hear
a little Spanish in me ♪
617
00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:32,248
♪ Ha, I told him it ain't --
to practice it ♪
618
00:22:32,457 --> 00:22:34,042
♪ I'm 'bout to fully
up the status with it ♪
619
00:22:34,250 --> 00:22:35,376
♪ Walk up with the clique
and I ain't lookin like... ♪
620
00:22:35,626 --> 00:22:36,836
(woman moaning)
621
00:22:37,003 --> 00:22:38,296
♪ I'm the opposite,
and I'm the main event ♪
622
00:22:38,504 --> 00:22:39,630
♪ And bossin' in it
as the time been tickin' ♪
623
00:22:39,797 --> 00:22:42,342
♪ I been out here playin' my
position I'm about to get it ♪
624
00:22:42,550 --> 00:22:44,719
♪ And block the hit cuz
somedays somedays ♪
625
00:22:44,969 --> 00:22:47,013
This building was
supposed to be empty.
626
00:22:47,764 --> 00:22:48,806
Oh, you know Lucifer, Mom.
627
00:22:49,015 --> 00:22:51,225
He wasn't gonna let
this place go without a fight.
628
00:22:51,434 --> 00:22:52,518
Or a drink.
629
00:22:53,394 --> 00:22:54,562
This is what humans call
630
00:22:54,771 --> 00:22:55,813
a "sit-in."
631
00:22:56,731 --> 00:22:57,732
What are you doing here?
632
00:22:57,940 --> 00:23:00,026
Well, I was gonna blow
the building up with C4.
633
00:23:00,234 --> 00:23:01,694
- Mom, you can't.
- I know.
634
00:23:01,903 --> 00:23:03,446
My client is a coward.
635
00:23:03,654 --> 00:23:05,740
And very difficult to convince
him to kill this many people.
636
00:23:05,948 --> 00:23:06,574
No, Mom,
637
00:23:06,783 --> 00:23:08,284
- That's-that's not what I...
- I may be able to
638
00:23:08,493 --> 00:23:09,869
use this to my advantage.
639
00:23:10,995 --> 00:23:13,331
♪ I'm the main event and bossin'
in it as the time been tickin' ♪
640
00:23:13,539 --> 00:23:14,707
♪ I been out here
playin' my position ♪
641
00:23:14,916 --> 00:23:17,418
♪ I'm about to get it
and block the hit cuz ♪
642
00:23:17,627 --> 00:23:21,422
♪ Somedays somedays sometimes
I want someone someone ♪
643
00:23:21,672 --> 00:23:24,092
♪ To tell me
I'm somewhat somewhat ♪
644
00:23:24,300 --> 00:23:28,471
♪ Doin alright doin alright
somewhere somewhere... ♪
645
00:23:28,638 --> 00:23:29,889
To what do I owe the honor
646
00:23:30,098 --> 00:23:31,432
of your presence?
647
00:23:32,225 --> 00:23:34,102
I disagree with you
wholeheartedly
648
00:23:34,310 --> 00:23:35,561
about wanting to stay here.
649
00:23:35,770 --> 00:23:37,021
But a mother doesn't have to
650
00:23:37,271 --> 00:23:39,732
agree with her son
in order to support him.
651
00:23:41,359 --> 00:23:42,110
So...
652
00:23:42,318 --> 00:23:44,195
what is it exactly
I'm supposed to sit in?
653
00:23:44,445 --> 00:23:45,405
(laughs)
654
00:23:45,822 --> 00:23:46,864
Mum.
655
00:23:47,365 --> 00:23:49,117
You're actually being
a good mum.
656
00:23:50,326 --> 00:23:51,744
We may have
our disagreements,
657
00:23:51,953 --> 00:23:53,788
but you're still my son.
658
00:23:54,497 --> 00:23:56,124
I don't want to lose you again.
659
00:23:56,374 --> 00:23:57,458
(soft chuckle)
660
00:23:57,667 --> 00:23:59,710
Oh! Doctor!
661
00:23:59,919 --> 00:24:02,213
Mum, this is my
therapist, Dr. Linda.
662
00:24:02,422 --> 00:24:04,924
Doctor, this is my mom
in a disturbingly hot body.
663
00:24:05,133 --> 00:24:05,758
Lucifer,
664
00:24:05,967 --> 00:24:07,260
I'm sure that sounds strange
665
00:24:07,468 --> 00:24:08,594
to her human brain.
666
00:24:08,803 --> 00:24:11,013
Oh,no, don't worry, Mum,
Dr. Linda's had a crash-course
667
00:24:11,222 --> 00:24:12,473
in celestial beings.
668
00:24:12,890 --> 00:24:14,267
Only melted her brain
for about a week.
669
00:24:14,475 --> 00:24:15,685
(chuckles)
670
00:24:15,893 --> 00:24:16,769
Now, if you'll excuse me,
671
00:24:16,978 --> 00:24:18,521
I have guests to get back to.
672
00:24:18,729 --> 00:24:20,773
I'm sure you'll get
on like a house on fire.
673
00:24:22,692 --> 00:24:25,111
♪ Doin alright somewhere ♪
674
00:24:25,319 --> 00:24:28,114
♪ Somewhere I'll find me
that someone, someone ♪
675
00:24:28,364 --> 00:24:30,032
♪ Somebody that one day one day
676
00:24:30,241 --> 00:24:31,492
♪ Could be the love
of my life... ♪
677
00:24:31,742 --> 00:24:33,661
So... you're, uh...
678
00:24:34,245 --> 00:24:35,163
God's wife.
679
00:24:35,371 --> 00:24:36,247
Ex-wife.
680
00:24:36,998 --> 00:24:37,748
Oh.
681
00:24:37,957 --> 00:24:39,667
I prefer to not be
defined by Him.
682
00:24:39,876 --> 00:24:41,752
Oh, of course, of course.
683
00:24:44,046 --> 00:24:45,798
Well, I just want to say,
684
00:24:46,007 --> 00:24:48,009
it's an honor to meet you.
685
00:24:48,384 --> 00:24:49,760
Thank you for...
686
00:24:51,137 --> 00:24:55,641
for all of... this.
687
00:24:57,518 --> 00:24:59,812
Existence.
(chuckles)
688
00:25:00,521 --> 00:25:02,190
And I wanted to thank you
689
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:04,358
for taking such good care
of my son.
690
00:25:05,693 --> 00:25:06,777
You're so welcome.
691
00:25:06,986 --> 00:25:09,780
Our relationship must give you
a lot to talk about.
692
00:25:09,989 --> 00:25:11,073
Mm.
693
00:25:14,952 --> 00:25:17,538
I'm not telling you anything
about our sessions.
694
00:25:22,460 --> 00:25:24,420
♪♪
695
00:25:27,381 --> 00:25:31,427
Simon Halbrooks, of
Private Investigative Solutions.
696
00:25:31,636 --> 00:25:33,012
That's my company.
697
00:25:33,221 --> 00:25:34,263
Built it myself.
698
00:25:35,139 --> 00:25:36,933
Hmm. Dean Cooper made several
off-the-books
699
00:25:37,141 --> 00:25:39,268
six-figure payments to you
in the last few weeks.
700
00:25:39,477 --> 00:25:41,979
Those payments were off of
his books, not off mine.
701
00:25:42,188 --> 00:25:42,813
I'm legit.
702
00:25:43,022 --> 00:25:44,315
What kind of legit business
has clients
703
00:25:44,524 --> 00:25:45,650
hide their payments to you?
704
00:25:45,858 --> 00:25:48,027
Do you trust your fellow
officers, Detective?
705
00:25:48,236 --> 00:25:48,903
Excuse me?
706
00:25:49,111 --> 00:25:50,655
Do you know for sure
they wouldn't take a bribe?
707
00:25:50,863 --> 00:25:52,490
Rat you out for the right price?
708
00:25:52,949 --> 00:25:54,784
How can you know who to trust?
709
00:25:55,493 --> 00:25:57,245
I'm the guy who answers
those questions.
710
00:25:57,495 --> 00:25:58,496
And how do you do that?
711
00:25:58,704 --> 00:26:01,916
Think of me as
a professional tempter.
712
00:26:02,625 --> 00:26:03,876
People hire me to find out
713
00:26:04,126 --> 00:26:06,170
if their R&D guy
would sell secrets.
714
00:26:06,420 --> 00:26:07,922
Or if a famous couple's nanny
715
00:26:08,172 --> 00:26:10,716
could be bribed for
pictures of their kids.
716
00:26:10,925 --> 00:26:13,177
So whose loyalty were you
testing at Cooper's company?
717
00:26:13,386 --> 00:26:14,887
That's privileged information.
718
00:26:18,516 --> 00:26:20,142
I just thought you'd want
to know, we got calls
719
00:26:20,351 --> 00:26:22,103
about some kind of an
illegal party at Lux.
720
00:26:22,311 --> 00:26:23,563
♪♪
721
00:26:24,564 --> 00:26:25,773
Oh... thanks.
722
00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:31,153
(cheering)
723
00:26:37,660 --> 00:26:39,870
(music stops, crowd booing)
724
00:26:40,079 --> 00:26:41,789
Oh!
725
00:26:41,998 --> 00:26:43,791
Stormtroopers have arrived,
everyone.
726
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,043
Don't worry,
I'll deal with the boys in blue.
727
00:26:46,627 --> 00:26:47,878
You are the boys in blue,
aren't you?
728
00:26:48,087 --> 00:26:49,422
The strippers aren't due
for another hour.
729
00:26:49,630 --> 00:26:53,843
(Lucifer chuckling,
indistinct radio chatter)
730
00:26:54,051 --> 00:26:54,927
Detective.
731
00:26:55,261 --> 00:26:56,554
What are you doing with them?
732
00:26:56,971 --> 00:26:58,598
I know him.
I'll handle this.
733
00:26:58,806 --> 00:26:59,557
You sure, Detective?
734
00:26:59,849 --> 00:27:00,725
CHLOE:
I can reason with him.
735
00:27:00,933 --> 00:27:02,893
This doesn't need to be a scene,
I got it.
736
00:27:03,436 --> 00:27:04,437
OFFICER:
Okay, guys, let's go.
737
00:27:05,229 --> 00:27:06,272
Thanks, guys.
738
00:27:12,862 --> 00:27:14,572
Lucifer, what the hell
were you thinking?
739
00:27:16,198 --> 00:27:16,866
I...
740
00:27:19,410 --> 00:27:21,871
(quietly): Turn the music back
on, this place is dead.
741
00:27:22,079 --> 00:27:23,831
(chuckles)
742
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:25,458
- (chuckles)
- Well, you heard the lady.
743
00:27:25,666 --> 00:27:26,667
Crank it up!
744
00:27:26,917 --> 00:27:28,419
- ♪♪
- (cheering)
745
00:27:28,628 --> 00:27:29,920
Detective,
746
00:27:30,129 --> 00:27:31,714
does that mean
you're on my side now?
747
00:27:32,006 --> 00:27:34,967
Lucifer, this is your home,
I've always been on your side.
748
00:27:35,885 --> 00:27:36,510
Well,
749
00:27:36,719 --> 00:27:38,137
if you're gonna stay,
come on, stay.
750
00:27:38,346 --> 00:27:39,805
- No, I don't want to dance.
- No, no, no, come on.
751
00:27:40,014 --> 00:27:40,931
- You're the guest of honor now.
- I don't want to...
752
00:27:41,140 --> 00:27:42,058
Come on!
753
00:27:42,266 --> 00:27:43,726
♪ Should I stay
or should I go now ♪
754
00:27:43,934 --> 00:27:45,227
♪ Yo! ¿Me frío o Io soplo? ♪
755
00:27:45,436 --> 00:27:47,563
♪ Should I stay
or should I go now ♪
756
00:27:47,772 --> 00:27:49,607
♪ Yo! ¿Me frío o Io soplo? ♪
757
00:27:49,857 --> 00:27:51,859
♪ If I go,
there will be trouble ♪
758
00:27:52,068 --> 00:27:53,736
♪ Si me voy,
Va a Haber peligro ♪
759
00:27:53,944 --> 00:27:56,322
♪ And if I stay
it will be double ♪
760
00:27:56,530 --> 00:27:58,074
♪ Si me quedo, es doble ♪
761
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,285
He really does love this place,
doesn't he?
762
00:28:01,577 --> 00:28:02,578
Yeah.
763
00:28:02,787 --> 00:28:04,038
This place.
764
00:28:04,664 --> 00:28:06,707
♪ ¿Me frío o Io soplo? ♪
765
00:28:06,957 --> 00:28:09,126
♪ Should I stay
or should I go now ♪
766
00:28:09,335 --> 00:28:10,920
♪ ¿Me frío o Io soplo? ♪
767
00:28:11,128 --> 00:28:13,047
♪ If I go,
there will be trouble ♪
768
00:28:13,255 --> 00:28:14,882
(faded): ♪ Si me voy,
Va a Haber peligro ♪
769
00:28:15,091 --> 00:28:17,009
♪ And if I stay
it will be double ♪
770
00:28:17,218 --> 00:28:19,345
♪ Si me quedo, es doble ♪
771
00:28:19,553 --> 00:28:21,681
My son was right about you,
Doctor.
772
00:28:22,181 --> 00:28:22,848
You are
773
00:28:23,057 --> 00:28:24,475
quite insightful.
774
00:28:28,729 --> 00:28:30,022
(snoring,
glass bottles rattling)
775
00:28:31,732 --> 00:28:32,692
Oh.
776
00:28:32,900 --> 00:28:33,818
You know, for a moment there,
777
00:28:33,984 --> 00:28:35,945
you were actually having fun,
Detective.
778
00:28:36,153 --> 00:28:37,113
Ooh.
779
00:28:37,279 --> 00:28:38,447
Obviously it was
temporary insanity
780
00:28:38,698 --> 00:28:40,157
as now you're back at work.
781
00:28:41,784 --> 00:28:44,370
Well, as any parent knows
the best time to get things done
782
00:28:44,578 --> 00:28:46,122
is when everyone else is asleep.
783
00:28:47,456 --> 00:28:48,916
So, what have we got?
784
00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:51,252
Well, I've been going
through these payments
785
00:28:51,460 --> 00:28:53,713
to our professional tempter,
and none of them match up
786
00:28:53,921 --> 00:28:56,298
to the timing of any
of Cooper's new hires.
787
00:28:56,507 --> 00:28:59,927
I just can't figure out
who they were investigating.
788
00:29:00,177 --> 00:29:02,638
Riveting, but I meant what have
we got to prevent my club
789
00:29:02,847 --> 00:29:04,765
from being bulldozed
into a Cinnabon?
790
00:29:06,559 --> 00:29:08,769
Lucifer, I'm sorry but that
trick that I pulled last night
791
00:29:08,978 --> 00:29:10,229
is only gonna work once.
792
00:29:10,438 --> 00:29:12,481
I can't see another
way to save this place.
793
00:29:12,690 --> 00:29:15,359
Well, then, we need to look
harder, Detective.
794
00:29:16,026 --> 00:29:17,445
This is about more than me.
795
00:29:17,695 --> 00:29:19,864
I mean, do you know the
history of sin in this place?
796
00:29:20,114 --> 00:29:21,157
It was a, an institution
797
00:29:21,365 --> 00:29:23,284
decades before I ran it.
798
00:29:23,826 --> 00:29:24,660
Th-that crack
799
00:29:24,827 --> 00:29:25,953
in that mirror there.
800
00:29:26,162 --> 00:29:27,288
That crack is still there
801
00:29:27,496 --> 00:29:30,499
from when Ava Gardner threw a
scotch glass at Sinatra's head.
802
00:29:30,708 --> 00:29:31,834
- (chuckles)
- Hmm.
803
00:29:32,084 --> 00:29:34,670
Underneath here there's
prohibition tunnels everywhere.
804
00:29:34,879 --> 00:29:36,756
Howard Hughes used to use them
to sneak his mistresses
805
00:29:36,964 --> 00:29:38,507
away from his other mistresses.
806
00:29:39,133 --> 00:29:40,426
And that stool
that you're sitting on,
807
00:29:40,634 --> 00:29:41,802
that very stool, Detective,
808
00:29:42,011 --> 00:29:43,637
this may disturb
and titillate you...
809
00:29:43,846 --> 00:29:45,347
We have to go see
Simon Halbrooks again.
810
00:29:45,848 --> 00:29:46,474
I think I know
811
00:29:46,682 --> 00:29:48,893
- who he had Cooper looking into.
- Well, I'm sorry,
812
00:29:49,101 --> 00:29:50,811
I can't leave Lux undefended.
813
00:29:51,604 --> 00:29:52,480
Really?
814
00:29:52,730 --> 00:29:53,522
Okay.
815
00:29:56,817 --> 00:29:58,110
Eleanor Bloom's entire
816
00:29:58,569 --> 00:30:00,905
moving crew is
passed out on your floor.
817
00:30:01,113 --> 00:30:03,908
The police aren't gonna be
here for at least another day.
818
00:30:04,784 --> 00:30:06,076
Lux is fine.
819
00:30:08,496 --> 00:30:09,789
I really need your help here.
820
00:30:10,915 --> 00:30:11,791
Really?
821
00:30:12,708 --> 00:30:14,376
(ice cubes rattling in glass)
822
00:30:14,585 --> 00:30:19,006
(laughter and
indistinct conversations)
823
00:30:21,926 --> 00:30:23,928
You don't trust
her, either, do you?
824
00:30:26,180 --> 00:30:27,515
It's not what you think, Maze.
825
00:30:27,765 --> 00:30:28,974
Listen,
when I first came to Earth,
826
00:30:29,183 --> 00:30:30,851
I made certain mistakes,
all right?
827
00:30:31,435 --> 00:30:33,604
I'm just making sure Mom
doesn't make the same ones.
828
00:30:33,813 --> 00:30:35,147
That's it.
I'm protecting her.
829
00:30:35,940 --> 00:30:36,774
(Maze chuckles)
830
00:30:36,982 --> 00:30:37,650
Right.
831
00:30:38,818 --> 00:30:40,778
She didn't tell you who
she was meeting, did she?
832
00:30:42,530 --> 00:30:43,864
So who do you think it is, hmm?
833
00:30:44,073 --> 00:30:45,407
An assassin?
834
00:30:45,616 --> 00:30:46,617
A terrorist?
835
00:30:47,201 --> 00:30:49,745
I'm quite sure
it's no one so dramatic.
836
00:30:49,954 --> 00:30:51,831
♪♪
837
00:30:55,125 --> 00:30:56,710
(exhaling)
Oh...
838
00:30:57,670 --> 00:30:59,213
I did not see that coming.
839
00:31:00,381 --> 00:31:02,758
♪ A little lime, little lime ♪
840
00:31:02,967 --> 00:31:04,844
♪ Little sugar with the vodka
on the side ♪
841
00:31:05,052 --> 00:31:06,303
♪ Woo woo... ♪
842
00:31:07,721 --> 00:31:09,181
I saw a sadness in you.
843
00:31:09,431 --> 00:31:10,891
A sadness and a strength.
844
00:31:11,767 --> 00:31:12,393
Look, I know this is
845
00:31:12,601 --> 00:31:13,686
forward of me but...
846
00:31:13,978 --> 00:31:15,521
you want to grab
a drink in my room?
847
00:31:17,189 --> 00:31:19,650
I mean I probably shouldn't.
848
00:31:19,859 --> 00:31:21,443
Oh, you definitely shouldn't.
849
00:31:21,610 --> 00:31:22,862
I mean, I'm all for
850
00:31:23,070 --> 00:31:24,446
examining your
innermost desires,
851
00:31:24,655 --> 00:31:26,866
but at least examine
your options first.
852
00:31:27,116 --> 00:31:28,200
Uh, hey, buddy.
853
00:31:28,409 --> 00:31:29,451
I'm working here.
854
00:31:29,660 --> 00:31:31,287
Indeed you are,
in that it's literally
855
00:31:31,495 --> 00:31:32,496
your job to seduce her,
856
00:31:32,746 --> 00:31:33,789
and report back to her fiancé's
857
00:31:33,998 --> 00:31:34,999
wealthy parents.
858
00:31:35,791 --> 00:31:37,251
Or am I wrong?
859
00:31:37,918 --> 00:31:39,587
- (scoffs)
- Mm.
860
00:31:40,296 --> 00:31:41,380
Oh, something I said?
861
00:31:41,589 --> 00:31:43,799
You don't just tempt potential
employees, Simon.
862
00:31:44,008 --> 00:31:46,176
You also go after
potential spouses.
863
00:31:46,802 --> 00:31:47,803
Dean Cooper's payments started
864
00:31:48,012 --> 00:31:50,306
to you just after his son
got engaged to Christi.
865
00:31:50,931 --> 00:31:51,891
Care to explain?
866
00:31:55,394 --> 00:31:56,061
It's true.
867
00:31:56,270 --> 00:31:58,188
Old Man Cooper
didn't trust Christi.
868
00:31:58,355 --> 00:31:59,690
She came from
Nowheresville, Michigan,
869
00:31:59,899 --> 00:32:01,734
where they put cars
on blocks in yards.
870
00:32:01,942 --> 00:32:03,611
So Dean Cooper thought she was
after his son's money,
871
00:32:03,861 --> 00:32:06,155
and hired you to prove that
she was just a gold digger?
872
00:32:06,363 --> 00:32:07,448
And I approached her.
873
00:32:07,615 --> 00:32:10,659
Rented Bentley, fake
Rolex, the whole nine yards.
874
00:32:10,826 --> 00:32:11,911
I laid it on thick.
875
00:32:12,161 --> 00:32:13,203
And? Did she sleep with you?
876
00:32:13,954 --> 00:32:14,872
She passed.
877
00:32:15,289 --> 00:32:16,332
She stayed faithful.
878
00:32:16,540 --> 00:32:18,250
What, you couldn't seduce
her with your fake Rolex?
879
00:32:18,459 --> 00:32:20,044
- Well, color me shocked.
- (chuckles)
880
00:32:20,336 --> 00:32:22,379
Hey, man, my success rate
is pretty high.
881
00:32:22,546 --> 00:32:24,506
She was really in love
with her fiancé.
882
00:32:24,715 --> 00:32:25,799
It happens sometimes.
883
00:32:26,008 --> 00:32:28,052
So if she didn't cheat, then
what happened with Dean Cooper?
884
00:32:28,260 --> 00:32:29,428
I told the old man the truth.
885
00:32:29,762 --> 00:32:31,472
But it didn't matter,
he didn't like her.
886
00:32:31,972 --> 00:32:33,849
Even if there was no
evidence of her cheating,
887
00:32:34,391 --> 00:32:36,936
he wanted me to... make some.
888
00:32:37,186 --> 00:32:38,103
"Make some?"
889
00:32:38,270 --> 00:32:39,647
I photoshopped pictures of her
890
00:32:39,855 --> 00:32:42,024
in some compromising positions.
891
00:32:43,150 --> 00:32:44,109
What?
892
00:32:44,652 --> 00:32:45,653
It was a lot of money.
893
00:32:45,861 --> 00:32:47,655
So Dean Cooper tried
to blackmail Christi
894
00:32:47,905 --> 00:32:48,864
into breaking off
her engagement
895
00:32:49,073 --> 00:32:50,824
with fake proof of her cheating?
896
00:32:51,408 --> 00:32:52,993
That's some serious
motive for murder.
897
00:32:53,452 --> 00:32:54,495
LUCIFER:
The poor girl was
just trying to find
898
00:32:54,703 --> 00:32:55,788
a place to belong.
899
00:32:55,996 --> 00:32:58,207
And you, you vile insect,
900
00:32:58,415 --> 00:32:59,625
took that away from her.
901
00:32:59,833 --> 00:33:01,085
If you ask me,
she killed the wrong man.
902
00:33:01,293 --> 00:33:02,211
Lucifer, come on.
903
00:33:02,419 --> 00:33:03,295
All right.
Detective,
904
00:33:03,504 --> 00:33:05,714
this man is a
professional homewrecker!
905
00:33:05,923 --> 00:33:07,049
And when it gets out,
what he's done,
906
00:33:07,299 --> 00:33:08,258
he will be out of business.
907
00:33:08,634 --> 00:33:10,469
That will have to be
punishment enough.
908
00:33:10,678 --> 00:33:11,428
Please.
909
00:33:12,471 --> 00:33:13,847
Very well, Detective.
910
00:33:21,522 --> 00:33:22,439
DAN:
I'm not gonna lie.
911
00:33:22,606 --> 00:33:23,816
I was, um--
912
00:33:24,024 --> 00:33:26,235
I was pretty surprised
when you called me.
913
00:33:26,986 --> 00:33:27,695
Even more surprised
914
00:33:27,903 --> 00:33:29,571
you actually invited
me out. (chuckles)
915
00:33:29,780 --> 00:33:32,616
You know, as soon as I walked
into that interrogation room,
916
00:33:32,866 --> 00:33:34,785
I felt a spark between us.
917
00:33:37,746 --> 00:33:38,580
Yeah?
918
00:33:39,081 --> 00:33:40,040
Me, too.
919
00:33:40,541 --> 00:33:41,792
I'm surprised
you're still single.
920
00:33:42,042 --> 00:33:44,044
- (chuckling)
- Lucky me.
921
00:33:46,588 --> 00:33:47,673
Look, I'm gonna be
honest with you,
922
00:33:47,881 --> 00:33:49,883
I've been a little
bit gun-shy
923
00:33:50,092 --> 00:33:51,385
about the whole dating thing.
924
00:33:51,593 --> 00:33:53,178
You know, since my split.
925
00:33:53,387 --> 00:33:54,638
No, I understand.
926
00:33:55,931 --> 00:33:57,850
I went through
a bad breakup, myself.
927
00:33:58,976 --> 00:34:00,728
Honestly, I was in Hell
928
00:34:00,936 --> 00:34:02,062
for what felt like forever.
929
00:34:02,312 --> 00:34:03,731
(chuckles)
930
00:34:03,981 --> 00:34:05,774
I've only recently come back.
931
00:34:09,028 --> 00:34:10,404
What happened with you two?
932
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:12,406
Was there someone else?
933
00:34:12,614 --> 00:34:13,741
No, no.
934
00:34:13,991 --> 00:34:15,367
No, nothing like that.
935
00:34:16,243 --> 00:34:17,077
But...
936
00:34:17,578 --> 00:34:18,370
But?
937
00:34:20,831 --> 00:34:22,082
(sighs)
938
00:34:22,332 --> 00:34:24,001
(smacks lips) Well,
there's this-this guy
939
00:34:24,209 --> 00:34:25,919
that she spends
a lot of time with.
940
00:34:26,128 --> 00:34:28,714
And he definitely has a
thing for her, but I--
941
00:34:28,964 --> 00:34:31,675
I mean, I don't know if
it's reciprocated, but...
942
00:34:32,551 --> 00:34:34,720
- you know, I...
- Go on.
943
00:34:37,306 --> 00:34:39,141
I think you were right, Maze.
944
00:34:39,558 --> 00:34:41,935
They must be discussing
some evil, terrible plans.
945
00:34:42,186 --> 00:34:43,020
And we must stop them.
946
00:34:43,228 --> 00:34:46,231
No, let's let it play out.
947
00:34:46,648 --> 00:34:47,691
Just to be safe.
948
00:34:47,900 --> 00:34:48,734
(sighs)
949
00:34:52,237 --> 00:34:53,197
Wow. You know,
950
00:34:53,405 --> 00:34:55,032
I haven't really
had anyone to...
951
00:34:56,533 --> 00:34:57,951
talk about my ex with.
952
00:34:58,702 --> 00:35:00,204
And it feels really
good to get it out.
953
00:35:00,704 --> 00:35:02,915
Yes, it certainly does
clarify things.
954
00:35:03,916 --> 00:35:05,042
Whoa, whoa, uh, wait,
955
00:35:05,250 --> 00:35:06,085
I'm so sorry.
956
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:07,961
I, um,
957
00:35:08,170 --> 00:35:10,047
I totally over-shared,
didn't I?
958
00:35:10,255 --> 00:35:11,757
- (chuckles softly)
- I--
959
00:35:11,965 --> 00:35:13,133
I haven't done
this in a while.
960
00:35:13,342 --> 00:35:14,802
And... (chuckles)
961
00:35:15,010 --> 00:35:16,011
I screwed it up.
962
00:35:17,638 --> 00:35:20,974
Well, I suppose I do
have some time and...
963
00:35:22,434 --> 00:35:23,811
...you are fairly attractive.
964
00:35:24,228 --> 00:35:25,854
(chuckling):
What?
965
00:35:31,068 --> 00:35:32,277
Oh...
(chuckles)
966
00:35:35,823 --> 00:35:37,074
(camera snaps)
967
00:35:38,242 --> 00:35:40,494
(chuckling):
Oh, that's a keeper.
968
00:35:42,329 --> 00:35:42,955
Come on, let's go.
969
00:35:43,163 --> 00:35:44,164
I know where he lives.
970
00:35:44,373 --> 00:35:46,166
I'm not gonna go watch
my mother make out with Dan!
971
00:35:46,416 --> 00:35:47,751
They're not gonna make out.
972
00:35:48,001 --> 00:35:49,962
They're gonna...
(moans)
973
00:35:50,129 --> 00:35:52,339
I know what they're
gonna go do, Maze!
974
00:35:52,548 --> 00:35:53,966
Fine. I'll report back.
975
00:35:54,174 --> 00:35:55,175
Maze, stop.
976
00:35:55,926 --> 00:35:57,177
This is just a...
977
00:35:57,427 --> 00:35:58,887
an innocent date.
978
00:35:59,388 --> 00:36:00,514
An innocent date?
979
00:36:00,764 --> 00:36:03,142
- With Chloe's ex?
- Yeah, they're colleagues.
980
00:36:03,350 --> 00:36:04,518
She was in Hell
for thousands of years,
981
00:36:04,768 --> 00:36:06,770
and he's a good enough
looking... guy.
982
00:36:06,979 --> 00:36:08,397
Please don't make me
explain this any more.
983
00:36:08,814 --> 00:36:11,942
(giggles) But it is
so much fun to torture you.
984
00:36:13,443 --> 00:36:14,111
Look,
985
00:36:14,862 --> 00:36:16,572
I'm not gonna interfere
with my mother
986
00:36:16,780 --> 00:36:19,199
enjoying a little bit
of happiness.
987
00:36:19,825 --> 00:36:20,951
Please.
988
00:36:24,037 --> 00:36:25,164
Fine.
989
00:36:26,165 --> 00:36:27,875
It's not like
I wanted to watch, anyway.
990
00:36:28,125 --> 00:36:29,334
Even I have my limits.
991
00:36:29,543 --> 00:36:30,711
(chuckles)
992
00:36:47,936 --> 00:36:48,896
(phone dialing)
993
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:51,481
It's me.
994
00:36:51,690 --> 00:36:54,193
Forget the building,
I need a smaller charge.
995
00:36:54,401 --> 00:36:56,653
For say, one person.
996
00:36:57,946 --> 00:36:59,114
Don't worry about that.
997
00:36:59,573 --> 00:37:01,158
I'm going to do this one myself.
998
00:37:14,546 --> 00:37:15,464
(doorbell rings)
999
00:37:17,716 --> 00:37:19,009
Mr. Cooper,
sorry to bother you.
1000
00:37:19,218 --> 00:37:20,636
We just have a
few more questions.
1001
00:37:20,844 --> 00:37:22,512
Can your fiancée
vouch for your whereabouts
1002
00:37:22,721 --> 00:37:23,972
the morning
your father was killed?
1003
00:37:24,806 --> 00:37:27,893
No, she was out looking
for a venue for the wedding.
1004
00:37:28,727 --> 00:37:29,353
Why?
1005
00:37:29,561 --> 00:37:30,479
- Well...
- CHRISTI:
What is this?
1006
00:37:31,146 --> 00:37:32,606
I thought Eric had been
cleared of the charges.
1007
00:37:33,065 --> 00:37:34,024
Oh, he has.
1008
00:37:34,233 --> 00:37:35,234
Because we now know
that you're the one
1009
00:37:35,442 --> 00:37:36,985
who killed your
father-in-law, Christi.
1010
00:37:37,194 --> 00:37:37,861
What?
1011
00:37:38,153 --> 00:37:39,655
CHLOE: Eric's father
created fake evidence
1012
00:37:39,863 --> 00:37:41,448
that you were cheating
and tried to blackmail you
1013
00:37:41,657 --> 00:37:42,282
into leaving.
1014
00:37:42,491 --> 00:37:43,116
And then he had
1015
00:37:43,325 --> 00:37:45,661
a little champagne toast to evil
while he did it.
1016
00:37:46,203 --> 00:37:47,913
No wonder you wanted to jam it
down his throat.
1017
00:37:48,121 --> 00:37:48,747
I...
1018
00:37:48,956 --> 00:37:49,706
No.
1019
00:37:50,415 --> 00:37:51,291
No, I did it.
1020
00:37:52,292 --> 00:37:54,086
My father, he-he
showed me the evidence
1021
00:37:54,294 --> 00:37:55,837
and I knew it was fake.
1022
00:37:56,755 --> 00:37:58,131
Christi would never...
1023
00:37:58,757 --> 00:38:00,300
And-and the fact that
he would...
1024
00:38:01,134 --> 00:38:03,387
stoop so low,
I couldn't help myself.
1025
00:38:04,388 --> 00:38:05,514
I flew into a rage.
1026
00:38:05,973 --> 00:38:07,057
Well, if that's the case,
1027
00:38:07,266 --> 00:38:08,475
Eric Cooper, you're
under arrest...
1028
00:38:08,684 --> 00:38:09,559
No!
1029
00:38:12,104 --> 00:38:12,938
It was me.
It happened
1030
00:38:13,188 --> 00:38:14,231
all like you said.
1031
00:38:14,439 --> 00:38:15,440
Christi...
1032
00:38:15,649 --> 00:38:17,609
I'm-I'm the one
who did it, not Eric.
1033
00:38:17,818 --> 00:38:18,735
I think he did it.
1034
00:38:18,944 --> 00:38:20,696
You two realize that if
you confess to this crime,
1035
00:38:20,946 --> 00:38:22,489
there's a good chance you
both will go to jail?
1036
00:38:24,533 --> 00:38:25,701
Whatever we face,
1037
00:38:26,660 --> 00:38:27,953
we face together.
1038
00:38:29,955 --> 00:38:30,622
LUCIFER:
I don't understand.
1039
00:38:30,831 --> 00:38:33,458
The one of you who didn't do it,
you'll lose everything.
1040
00:38:36,295 --> 00:38:37,379
No, we won't.
1041
00:38:45,137 --> 00:38:46,555
No one was willing
to stand next to you
1042
00:38:46,763 --> 00:38:47,889
in front of the bulldozers?
1043
00:38:48,432 --> 00:38:50,100
(laughs)
No.
1044
00:38:50,976 --> 00:38:52,311
No, I sent everybody home.
1045
00:38:52,519 --> 00:38:53,437
(inhales deeply)
1046
00:38:53,645 --> 00:38:55,772
Thought I'd say
my good-byes on my own.
1047
00:38:57,149 --> 00:38:58,191
Good-byes?
1048
00:38:59,151 --> 00:39:00,819
I thought you were gonna
fight for this place.
1049
00:39:01,361 --> 00:39:03,030
Well, it occurred to me that
1050
00:39:03,238 --> 00:39:05,324
much as I love this place, uh,
1051
00:39:06,074 --> 00:39:07,451
I can always build a new one.
1052
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:10,537
I mean, it wasn't the walls
that made it my home.
1053
00:39:11,371 --> 00:39:12,247
The people.
1054
00:39:12,664 --> 00:39:13,415
Yes.
1055
00:39:14,041 --> 00:39:14,875
Well, the women.
1056
00:39:15,709 --> 00:39:18,420
But they'll flock to any
new place I go to, so...
1057
00:39:18,628 --> 00:39:19,254
Hmm.
1058
00:39:20,130 --> 00:39:23,633
Well, that makes this
sort of anticlimactic.
1059
00:39:25,427 --> 00:39:26,678
- But Lux has been named
- Mm.
1060
00:39:26,887 --> 00:39:29,431
a Heritage Site
by Los Angeles County.
1061
00:39:29,931 --> 00:39:30,557
Detective, is this...
1062
00:39:30,766 --> 00:39:32,267
I had a friend
in the city council
1063
00:39:32,476 --> 00:39:33,226
push it through.
1064
00:39:33,518 --> 00:39:34,561
And I used your, uh,
1065
00:39:34,770 --> 00:39:36,563
little history lesson
as inspiration.
1066
00:39:37,147 --> 00:39:38,315
Lux is protected now.
1067
00:39:38,899 --> 00:39:41,068
It can't be demolished
for development.
1068
00:39:41,943 --> 00:39:43,487
Detective, you...
1069
00:39:44,154 --> 00:39:45,072
(chuckles)
1070
00:39:46,615 --> 00:39:47,824
you saved my home.
1071
00:39:49,076 --> 00:39:50,535
Well, you'd still
have to buy it back
1072
00:39:50,744 --> 00:39:53,205
from Eleanor Bloom, I'm sure
well above market price.
1073
00:39:53,413 --> 00:39:55,374
But...
(sighs)
1074
00:39:55,832 --> 00:39:56,625
you can afford it.
1075
00:39:56,833 --> 00:39:57,501
(chuckles)
1076
00:39:59,795 --> 00:40:00,545
I...
1077
00:40:01,213 --> 00:40:03,048
I-I mean, I simply don't know
what to say.
1078
00:40:03,256 --> 00:40:04,758
I'm-I'm normally the one
doing the favors.
1079
00:40:04,966 --> 00:40:06,385
And for a price.
1080
00:40:07,469 --> 00:40:08,595
Friends help
each other out.
1081
00:40:12,015 --> 00:40:12,641
Yeah, well,
1082
00:40:13,308 --> 00:40:15,227
let me at least
buy you dinner tonight.
1083
00:40:15,435 --> 00:40:16,103
To celebrate.
1084
00:40:16,645 --> 00:40:18,105
I know this
amazing steakhouse
1085
00:40:18,313 --> 00:40:20,273
and-and the chef's an absolute
artist in the kitchen.
1086
00:40:20,482 --> 00:40:21,650
I mean, he's also
a degenerate gambler
1087
00:40:21,858 --> 00:40:22,734
and owes me a favor.
1088
00:40:24,111 --> 00:40:25,278
Otherwise, you'll just go home
1089
00:40:25,487 --> 00:40:26,863
and eat one of those
poisonous sandwiches
1090
00:40:27,072 --> 00:40:28,573
you get from the vending machine
at work.
1091
00:40:29,032 --> 00:40:30,659
Come on, Detective.
1092
00:40:31,660 --> 00:40:33,036
Friends help each other out.
1093
00:40:34,496 --> 00:40:35,831
She saved Lux.
1094
00:40:36,915 --> 00:40:37,833
No strings attached.
1095
00:40:38,041 --> 00:40:39,584
I-I didn't even ask.
1096
00:40:39,793 --> 00:40:41,044
LINDA: Well, Chloe
saw that your home
1097
00:40:41,253 --> 00:40:43,255
is a very important
place to you.
1098
00:40:44,297 --> 00:40:45,757
Does it really surprise you
1099
00:40:45,966 --> 00:40:47,509
that she'd want to
help you protect it?
1100
00:40:47,843 --> 00:40:48,718
(scoffs)
Well, I...
1101
00:40:49,261 --> 00:40:50,762
People make
gestures like that
1102
00:40:50,971 --> 00:40:51,805
all the time.
1103
00:40:52,264 --> 00:40:54,516
You just saw two people
go to jail for each other.
1104
00:40:54,850 --> 00:40:56,685
But those people
were clearly insane.
1105
00:40:56,893 --> 00:40:57,978
Now their home is a jail cell.
1106
00:40:58,228 --> 00:41:01,398
You realized earlier that "home"
meant more to you than Lux.
1107
00:41:01,606 --> 00:41:02,941
That you could lose Lux
1108
00:41:03,150 --> 00:41:04,276
and still have
a place here.
1109
00:41:04,526 --> 00:41:05,944
Because Los Angeles is my home.
1110
00:41:06,236 --> 00:41:07,279
Lux or no.
1111
00:41:07,487 --> 00:41:10,031
Are you sure that's what
you were really looking for?
1112
00:41:10,782 --> 00:41:12,117
Well, what else would it be?
1113
00:41:12,325 --> 00:41:13,535
Something occurred to me
1114
00:41:13,785 --> 00:41:14,911
when you introduced me
to your mother.
1115
00:41:15,871 --> 00:41:16,496
Why is it that
1116
00:41:16,705 --> 00:41:18,248
I'm the only human in your life
1117
00:41:18,498 --> 00:41:20,208
who knows who you really are?
1118
00:41:20,459 --> 00:41:22,085
Because you asked me, remember?
1119
00:41:22,294 --> 00:41:23,879
You insisted that I show you.
1120
00:41:24,713 --> 00:41:26,673
Detective Decker has asked you
many times.
1121
00:41:26,923 --> 00:41:28,258
And I always tell her the truth.
1122
00:41:28,758 --> 00:41:30,010
But you know
she doesn't believe you.
1123
00:41:30,886 --> 00:41:31,720
You could show her
1124
00:41:31,970 --> 00:41:33,054
your true face,
1125
00:41:34,764 --> 00:41:35,599
but you don't.
1126
00:41:37,809 --> 00:41:38,935
Why is that?
1127
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:42,397
Do you think
it's because
1128
00:41:42,606 --> 00:41:43,982
you might be afraid
1129
00:41:44,858 --> 00:41:46,109
of how she might react?
1130
00:41:47,444 --> 00:41:48,069
Because you care
1131
00:41:48,278 --> 00:41:50,447
that much about
what she thinks of you?
1132
00:41:51,072 --> 00:41:52,115
No, I-I-I'm sorry.
1133
00:41:52,324 --> 00:41:53,408
Doctor,
I don't really understand
1134
00:41:53,658 --> 00:41:54,784
where you're going with this.
1135
00:41:55,702 --> 00:41:57,245
I think you did come
to Los Angeles
1136
00:41:57,454 --> 00:41:58,788
looking for something.
1137
00:41:58,997 --> 00:42:01,833
But I also think
you've stopped.
1138
00:42:02,792 --> 00:42:04,628
Because maybe you've found it.
1139
00:42:06,546 --> 00:42:08,381
♪ Devil devil ♪
1140
00:42:09,841 --> 00:42:11,510
♪ Hmm ♪
1141
00:42:12,302 --> 00:42:15,305
♪ Bones of metal metal ♪
1142
00:42:15,972 --> 00:42:18,016
♪ Hmm ♪
1143
00:42:19,226 --> 00:42:21,144
♪ You torture saints ♪
1144
00:42:21,394 --> 00:42:25,774
♪ With a single glance ♪
1145
00:42:25,982 --> 00:42:27,901
♪ You make them think ♪
1146
00:42:28,109 --> 00:42:31,905
♪ They ever stood a chance ♪
1147
00:42:32,656 --> 00:42:34,199
♪ Do not try me ♪
1148
00:42:34,407 --> 00:42:35,617
♪ Devil devil ♪
1149
00:42:35,825 --> 00:42:37,327
♪ Cannot buy me ♪
1150
00:42:37,536 --> 00:42:39,329
♪ Devil devil ♪
1151
00:42:39,538 --> 00:42:43,166
♪ You won't make a fool of me ♪
1152
00:42:43,375 --> 00:42:45,210
♪ Oh no ♪
1153
00:42:46,294 --> 00:42:49,422
♪ What makes you
so special special ♪
1154
00:42:49,631 --> 00:42:52,634
♪ To think I would ever settle ♪
1155
00:42:52,884 --> 00:42:54,302
♪ Do not try me ♪
1156
00:42:54,553 --> 00:42:56,137
♪ Devil devil ♪
1157
00:42:56,388 --> 00:42:57,639
♪ You cannot buy me ♪
1158
00:42:57,889 --> 00:42:59,432
♪ Devil devil ♪
1159
00:42:59,641 --> 00:43:03,270
♪ You won't make a fool of me ♪
1160
00:43:03,478 --> 00:43:05,146
♪ Oh no ♪
1161
00:43:05,397 --> 00:43:06,565
♪ Oh no ♪
1162
00:43:06,731 --> 00:43:09,484
♪ What makes you
so special special ♪
1163
00:43:09,734 --> 00:43:13,029
- (beeping)
- ♪ To think I would ever settle ♪
1164
00:43:13,613 --> 00:43:16,116
♪ For that devious dance ♪
1165
00:43:16,324 --> 00:43:17,867
♪ Between me ♪
1166
00:43:19,202 --> 00:43:22,205
♪ And the devil devil. ♪