1 00:00:01,023 --> 00:00:02,566 Previously on Lucifer... 2 00:00:03,067 --> 00:00:04,318 I don't care much for my dad. 3 00:00:04,652 --> 00:00:06,862 But you clearly... care about yours. 4 00:00:07,029 --> 00:00:08,531 I think he would be proud of you. 5 00:00:10,700 --> 00:00:11,909 LUCIFER: Uriel, that's Azrael's blade. 6 00:00:12,118 --> 00:00:14,078 You're not planning on taking Mum back to Hell. 7 00:00:14,245 --> 00:00:16,330 That weapon will wipe her out of existence entirely. 8 00:00:16,580 --> 00:00:18,207 No Heaven, no Hell, just... 9 00:00:18,708 --> 00:00:19,417 gone. 10 00:00:19,625 --> 00:00:21,210 Why do you feel guilty? 11 00:00:22,169 --> 00:00:23,629 LUCIFER: Uriel didn't just die. 12 00:00:24,130 --> 00:00:24,839 I killed him. 13 00:00:25,047 --> 00:00:26,590 I need you to be honest with me 14 00:00:26,799 --> 00:00:28,134 about who you are. 15 00:00:28,342 --> 00:00:29,218 No more lies. 16 00:00:29,677 --> 00:00:30,302 Very well. 17 00:00:34,598 --> 00:00:36,267 This is where Lucifer buried your brother. 18 00:00:36,475 --> 00:00:37,518 Why did he do this? 19 00:00:37,727 --> 00:00:39,145 - Lucifer was just trying... - No, Mom. 20 00:00:39,353 --> 00:00:40,938 Not Lucifer. Father. 21 00:00:41,605 --> 00:00:42,440 If he wanted to, he could have 22 00:00:42,648 --> 00:00:44,316 prevented all of this from happening. 23 00:00:45,401 --> 00:00:47,987 I'm done trying to please someone who isn't even here. 24 00:00:50,698 --> 00:00:53,242 ♪♪ 25 00:01:03,377 --> 00:01:05,921 ♪♪ 26 00:01:11,093 --> 00:01:13,137 (gasps) What the hell?! 27 00:01:13,471 --> 00:01:15,806 Aah! Get off me! 28 00:01:18,100 --> 00:01:18,851 Help! 29 00:01:19,060 --> 00:01:21,479 (distorted, echoing): Help...! 30 00:01:21,979 --> 00:01:24,148 (gasps) MAN: Stop! Stop! 31 00:01:24,356 --> 00:01:26,192 MAN 2: Leave her alone! MAN 3: Hey, man, stop! 32 00:01:27,443 --> 00:01:28,986 (screams) 33 00:01:33,365 --> 00:01:35,493 Wait. It's you? 34 00:01:35,993 --> 00:01:37,161 You're kidding me, right? 35 00:01:37,703 --> 00:01:38,954 We can totally work this out. 36 00:01:39,580 --> 00:01:40,498 (gasping) 37 00:01:40,706 --> 00:01:43,459 (stabbing, grunting) 38 00:01:43,667 --> 00:01:45,669 (stabbing continues) 39 00:01:47,296 --> 00:01:50,549 ♪♪ 40 00:01:50,758 --> 00:01:53,135 ♪ You got me feeling like. ♪ 41 00:01:53,427 --> 00:01:55,805 And so there we were, the detective and I, 42 00:01:56,347 --> 00:01:58,349 standing in her kitchen, and... 43 00:01:59,141 --> 00:02:00,226 she made me... 44 00:02:01,519 --> 00:02:02,812 a sandwich. 45 00:02:03,020 --> 00:02:03,979 (chuckles softly) 46 00:02:07,358 --> 00:02:09,235 I believe this is the part where you tell me 47 00:02:09,443 --> 00:02:11,278 it's much more than just a sandwich. 48 00:02:14,323 --> 00:02:15,449 For example... 49 00:02:16,534 --> 00:02:18,035 maybe it was a gesture of intimacy. 50 00:02:18,244 --> 00:02:20,621 You know, the slices of bread representing, perhaps, 51 00:02:20,830 --> 00:02:22,039 the detective's trust. 52 00:02:23,165 --> 00:02:25,626 Or... was it a mistrustful sandwich? 53 00:02:25,835 --> 00:02:26,460 I... 54 00:02:27,128 --> 00:02:28,379 Doctor, please, 55 00:02:28,587 --> 00:02:30,714 what delicious message was she sending me? 56 00:02:32,258 --> 00:02:33,342 What about Hitler? 57 00:02:34,135 --> 00:02:35,719 The sandwich is Hitler? 58 00:02:35,970 --> 00:02:39,140 How did you actually torture Hitler in Hell? 59 00:02:39,557 --> 00:02:41,392 - Uh... - I mean, is his cell next to Idi Amin's? 60 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:42,852 Or Mussolini's? 61 00:02:43,269 --> 00:02:45,104 Or is there kind of a-a-a... 62 00:02:45,312 --> 00:02:47,314 a tyrant wing in Hell? 63 00:02:47,815 --> 00:02:48,941 Right. (chuckles) 64 00:02:49,316 --> 00:02:51,193 I suppose it was futile of me to think that you wouldn't want 65 00:02:51,402 --> 00:02:54,321 to discuss the whole... "I'm really the Devil" thing. 66 00:02:54,530 --> 00:02:56,740 The actual Devil? 67 00:02:56,949 --> 00:02:57,867 (sighs) 68 00:02:58,492 --> 00:02:59,827 Look, I have to say... 69 00:03:00,828 --> 00:03:02,079 I was worried I'd never see you again. 70 00:03:02,288 --> 00:03:03,205 I thought I'd... 71 00:03:03,706 --> 00:03:04,790 scared you off for good. 72 00:03:04,999 --> 00:03:07,209 Yes, well, Maze, of all people... 73 00:03:07,710 --> 00:03:09,003 well, of all... 74 00:03:10,296 --> 00:03:11,422 demons... 75 00:03:12,047 --> 00:03:13,674 gave me some needed clarity. 76 00:03:14,508 --> 00:03:15,217 Did she, now? 77 00:03:15,426 --> 00:03:17,219 - Yes. - Right. Well, 78 00:03:17,428 --> 00:03:19,096 speaking of clarity, do you mind if we return 79 00:03:19,305 --> 00:03:20,431 to my current emotional growth? 80 00:03:20,639 --> 00:03:21,932 Oh. Yes. 81 00:03:22,725 --> 00:03:23,392 Sorry. 82 00:03:23,767 --> 00:03:24,518 Apology accepted. 83 00:03:25,019 --> 00:03:25,936 So, um... 84 00:03:27,563 --> 00:03:28,772 what do you think it means? 85 00:03:30,441 --> 00:03:31,692 What about my Uncle Edwin? 86 00:03:31,984 --> 00:03:33,903 Is he down there? I mean, 'cause he was... 87 00:03:34,111 --> 00:03:34,737 (chuckling) you know.... 88 00:03:34,945 --> 00:03:37,907 one... he was one bad mama jama. 89 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:39,658 LUCIFER: I think I've broken my therapist. 90 00:03:40,075 --> 00:03:42,494 And now she's somewhere to the left of totally useless 91 00:03:42,703 --> 00:03:43,913 and to the right of babbling lunatic. 92 00:03:44,330 --> 00:03:46,081 Oh, so she's you in a skirt. 93 00:03:46,582 --> 00:03:48,209 Very funny. This is serious, Detective. 94 00:03:48,417 --> 00:03:49,710 I'm actually a bit worried for her. 95 00:03:50,252 --> 00:03:51,462 Hmm, I'm sure she'll be fine, 96 00:03:51,670 --> 00:03:53,589 but if you need anyone to talk to, I'm here. 97 00:03:54,006 --> 00:03:55,591 This is actually something I can't discuss with you. 98 00:03:56,175 --> 00:03:57,384 What? I'm sure I can handle it. 99 00:03:57,593 --> 00:03:58,928 I've seen all your ugly parts by now. 100 00:03:59,136 --> 00:04:00,095 Not even close, I'm afraid. 101 00:04:00,429 --> 00:04:01,597 Saved by the Douche. 102 00:04:02,890 --> 00:04:04,183 Our victim's name is Maddie Howard. 103 00:04:04,391 --> 00:04:05,935 She was attacked when she left her apartment. 104 00:04:06,143 --> 00:04:07,519 The assailant chased her down the alley 105 00:04:07,728 --> 00:04:08,938 and stabbed her repeatedly. 106 00:04:09,355 --> 00:04:10,856 19 times, to be exact. 107 00:04:11,065 --> 00:04:13,400 CHLOE: Overkill is usually a crime of passion-- they probably 108 00:04:13,609 --> 00:04:14,235 knew each other. 109 00:04:14,443 --> 00:04:15,653 She was killed in broad daylight? 110 00:04:15,861 --> 00:04:16,695 There must have been witnesses. 111 00:04:16,904 --> 00:04:18,405 Yeah, a bunch, but depending on who you ask, 112 00:04:18,614 --> 00:04:20,366 the killer was a male who's either Hispanic, 113 00:04:20,574 --> 00:04:22,952 Caucasian or black, short or tall, brown or blond hair, 114 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:24,328 or completely bald. 115 00:04:24,536 --> 00:04:26,497 So we're dealing with a shapeshifter. 116 00:04:26,747 --> 00:04:28,958 Well, eyewitness testimonies can be unreliable. 117 00:04:29,166 --> 00:04:31,460 Yeah, people's ojos go a little loco. 118 00:04:31,669 --> 00:04:33,921 Evidence, however, does not lie. 119 00:04:34,838 --> 00:04:36,674 We got substantial bruising to the skin, 120 00:04:37,299 --> 00:04:39,843 blade penetrated not only soft tissue but also bone. 121 00:04:40,177 --> 00:04:41,971 So the killer was big and strong. 122 00:04:42,638 --> 00:04:45,849 Also, blond head hair, so odds are really good 123 00:04:46,475 --> 00:04:48,143 we're looking for a white guy. DAN: Hey, guys. 124 00:04:48,477 --> 00:04:50,729 Got something over here. Tourist caught the beginning moments 125 00:04:50,938 --> 00:04:52,273 of the attack in the background of a photo. 126 00:04:52,481 --> 00:04:53,440 CHLOE: Did you get a look at the killer? 127 00:04:53,649 --> 00:04:55,484 No, but look at this-- we got a good look at the weapon. 128 00:04:55,693 --> 00:04:58,279 DAN: Pretty insane. CHLOE: Looks like a movie prop or something. 129 00:04:59,029 --> 00:04:59,738 Can't be. 130 00:04:59,947 --> 00:05:01,073 What do you mean, "Can't be"? 131 00:05:01,573 --> 00:05:03,867 A movie prop. Those things are rubber, aren't they? 132 00:05:04,326 --> 00:05:04,952 What? 133 00:05:05,577 --> 00:05:06,578 I have to go. 134 00:05:09,665 --> 00:05:11,000 ♪♪ 135 00:05:16,755 --> 00:05:18,841 I don't really have time for a hike, Lucifer. 136 00:05:19,466 --> 00:05:21,719 Bounty business is booming, okay? 137 00:05:21,927 --> 00:05:22,845 So this better be important. 138 00:05:23,053 --> 00:05:23,887 It is. 139 00:05:29,518 --> 00:05:30,436 Is this...? 140 00:05:31,353 --> 00:05:34,106 Where Lucifer buried Uriel. Yeah. 141 00:05:34,315 --> 00:05:35,733 (birds chirping) 142 00:05:36,984 --> 00:05:37,776 Okay. 143 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:40,821 So if you two want to cry it out, I'll be in the car. 144 00:05:44,283 --> 00:05:45,159 What's happened, Lucifer? 145 00:05:45,367 --> 00:05:46,535 Well, someone dug up the grave. 146 00:05:46,744 --> 00:05:48,203 Yeah, I can see that. 147 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:50,789 But why? 148 00:05:51,206 --> 00:05:52,333 Uriel's body is still there. 149 00:05:52,541 --> 00:05:54,793 Yes, but Azrael's blade isn't. 150 00:05:58,380 --> 00:05:59,006 (sighs) 151 00:05:59,381 --> 00:06:01,383 I believe the weapon of the Angel of Death 152 00:06:01,592 --> 00:06:03,344 is in human hands. 153 00:06:05,262 --> 00:06:07,139 ♪♪ 154 00:06:15,481 --> 00:06:19,651 So let me get this straight: in human hands, Azrael's blade 155 00:06:19,902 --> 00:06:20,903 wants to kill? 156 00:06:21,111 --> 00:06:23,238 It demands to be used to... 157 00:06:23,447 --> 00:06:25,199 to fulfill its purpose. LUCIFER: Humans are more... 158 00:06:25,741 --> 00:06:28,369 malleable than we are, so it whispers in their ears, 159 00:06:28,577 --> 00:06:31,413 beckons to be held-- it takes any reason someone might want 160 00:06:31,622 --> 00:06:34,291 to hurt another and... AMENADIEL: Amplifies it a thousandfold. 161 00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:35,709 So if someone leaves the toilet seat up... 162 00:06:35,918 --> 00:06:37,461 Trip to stabby town, yes. 163 00:06:37,669 --> 00:06:39,963 (soft chuckle) That's one angry-ass knife. 164 00:06:40,172 --> 00:06:40,881 LUCIFER: Yes, well, 165 00:06:41,090 --> 00:06:42,966 it was stolen from the Angel of Death. 166 00:06:43,592 --> 00:06:45,052 Sis is no sweet peach, is she? 167 00:06:45,260 --> 00:06:46,553 Listen, we're wasting time here. 168 00:06:46,762 --> 00:06:47,721 We need to find the blade. 169 00:06:47,930 --> 00:06:48,680 Why? 170 00:06:49,306 --> 00:06:51,058 So a few meter maids bite the dust, who cares? 171 00:06:51,266 --> 00:06:52,476 People off each other all the time. 172 00:06:52,684 --> 00:06:54,645 No, Maze, you don't understand. 173 00:06:55,354 --> 00:06:56,605 This will accelerate. 174 00:06:56,897 --> 00:06:59,691 Passing from human to human, leaving an unimaginable trail 175 00:06:59,900 --> 00:07:01,318 of destruction in its wake. 176 00:07:01,527 --> 00:07:03,362 Yes, nasty little thing. 177 00:07:04,321 --> 00:07:05,280 We need to retrieve it. 178 00:07:05,697 --> 00:07:09,284 Oh, I'm so glad you're on board with this, Luci. 179 00:07:09,493 --> 00:07:11,745 I mean, who would've thought that bringing celestial objects 180 00:07:11,954 --> 00:07:14,331 to Earth might lead to such destruction? 181 00:07:14,540 --> 00:07:15,916 Ooh, I like the smug. 182 00:07:16,125 --> 00:07:17,501 Much sexier than the earnest. 183 00:07:17,709 --> 00:07:18,961 I'm just surprised that you would actually take 184 00:07:19,169 --> 00:07:20,379 a little bit of responsibility. 185 00:07:20,546 --> 00:07:22,381 I thought an unmarked grave in the middle of nowhere 186 00:07:22,589 --> 00:07:23,340 would be safe enough. 187 00:07:23,549 --> 00:07:24,633 Clearly I was wrong. 188 00:07:25,134 --> 00:07:27,511 But... I clean up my messes. 189 00:07:27,719 --> 00:07:28,804 (chuckles) 190 00:07:30,222 --> 00:07:31,974 Well, good luck, you two. 191 00:07:32,182 --> 00:07:33,058 (chuckles) 192 00:07:33,267 --> 00:07:34,518 You'll want to help, Maze. 193 00:07:34,726 --> 00:07:35,811 No, thanks. 194 00:07:36,019 --> 00:07:38,647 Let me remind you, I have a job. 195 00:07:38,856 --> 00:07:41,984 And let me remind you that the blade doesn't just kill humans. 196 00:07:42,192 --> 00:07:44,486 It also obliterates celestial beings, 197 00:07:44,695 --> 00:07:45,988 including demons. 198 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:48,323 So, say the detective were to find it and bring it home... 199 00:07:48,824 --> 00:07:50,492 I get snuffed out for not doing the dishes. 200 00:07:50,701 --> 00:07:51,326 Which is why 201 00:07:51,535 --> 00:07:53,454 the detective can't be part of this investigation. 202 00:07:53,662 --> 00:07:54,538 Now, 203 00:07:55,205 --> 00:07:57,833 I'll need you two to move Uriel's body. 204 00:07:58,500 --> 00:08:00,210 Somewhere it won't be found this time. 205 00:08:03,714 --> 00:08:04,882 Very well. 206 00:08:05,090 --> 00:08:06,216 And one note, 207 00:08:06,842 --> 00:08:08,635 you're to do so without disturbing the grave site 208 00:08:08,844 --> 00:08:11,638 in the slightest, specifically that footprint there. 209 00:08:12,639 --> 00:08:13,307 MAZE: Why? 210 00:08:13,515 --> 00:08:16,393 Because I'm going to get an expert to help me examine it. 211 00:08:19,646 --> 00:08:21,315 ELLA: You need a favor? 212 00:08:21,523 --> 00:08:25,194 Yes, your scientific expertise on a discreet matter. 213 00:08:25,402 --> 00:08:26,195 Mm. 214 00:08:26,403 --> 00:08:28,071 Paternity test? 215 00:08:28,280 --> 00:08:30,032 What? Do I look like someone who'd be so irresponsible? 216 00:08:31,867 --> 00:08:33,452 Uh, regardless, if you do this favor for me, 217 00:08:33,660 --> 00:08:35,037 then I'll do a favor for you in return. 218 00:08:35,245 --> 00:08:36,830 Lucifer, 219 00:08:37,039 --> 00:08:40,083 the whole point of a favor is to do it for free, okay? 220 00:08:40,292 --> 00:08:43,504 And then you just trust the love will come back to you somehow. 221 00:08:43,712 --> 00:08:44,963 Favors are about faith. 222 00:08:45,172 --> 00:08:47,341 Ugh. Please don't ruin favors for me. 223 00:08:47,549 --> 00:08:48,467 Look, come on, I insist. 224 00:08:48,675 --> 00:08:49,468 Tit for tat. 225 00:08:49,676 --> 00:08:53,555 Fine, um... 226 00:08:53,764 --> 00:08:55,974 Well, there is something that I would like. 227 00:08:56,183 --> 00:08:57,476 Mm? 228 00:08:57,684 --> 00:08:59,603 But I'm not sure you can handle it. 229 00:08:59,811 --> 00:09:01,939 Oh, well, now I'm intrigued. 230 00:09:02,147 --> 00:09:03,607 I mean, it might be a little... 231 00:09:03,815 --> 00:09:06,193 inappropriate among colleagues. 232 00:09:06,401 --> 00:09:08,237 Oh, right, even better. 233 00:09:08,445 --> 00:09:10,030 Well, why don't you, uh... 234 00:09:10,239 --> 00:09:11,823 Well... (whispering): Okay, so... 235 00:09:12,032 --> 00:09:14,117 (whispers indistinctly) - Oh. 236 00:09:21,041 --> 00:09:23,710 Oh, no, no. Definitely not. 237 00:09:23,919 --> 00:09:25,462 You're the one who wanted tit for tat. 238 00:09:25,671 --> 00:09:27,214 (chuckles) Yes, if only it were that simple. 239 00:09:29,424 --> 00:09:30,676 (sighs) 240 00:09:30,884 --> 00:09:32,344 All right, fine. 241 00:09:32,970 --> 00:09:34,304 You have a deal. 242 00:09:34,805 --> 00:09:36,598 Gosh, you're a nasty little nerd, aren't you? 243 00:09:36,807 --> 00:09:39,309 ♪♪ 244 00:09:39,518 --> 00:09:40,561 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 245 00:09:41,144 --> 00:09:42,813 ♪ So beautiful ♪ 246 00:09:43,021 --> 00:09:44,439 ♪ Like a love song ♪ 247 00:09:45,232 --> 00:09:46,149 ♪ You got me singing. ♪ 248 00:09:46,358 --> 00:09:48,569 Right. Here we are. 249 00:09:49,861 --> 00:09:51,238 Does your favor involve killing me? 250 00:09:51,446 --> 00:09:52,698 (Lucifer chuckles, Ella yelps) 251 00:09:52,906 --> 00:09:54,074 I'm just kidding, no. 252 00:09:54,283 --> 00:09:55,701 I need you to do your forensic whatnots 253 00:09:55,909 --> 00:09:58,537 and work out what disturbed this area. 254 00:09:58,745 --> 00:10:00,664 Uh, you mean this empty grave? 255 00:10:00,872 --> 00:10:01,623 Look, 256 00:10:01,832 --> 00:10:03,917 you said to me that favors were about faith, right? 257 00:10:04,376 --> 00:10:05,002 Yeah. 258 00:10:05,210 --> 00:10:06,920 Well, I'm asking you to have faith in me. 259 00:10:07,129 --> 00:10:09,423 And know that I wouldn't ask anything untoward of you. 260 00:10:11,008 --> 00:10:14,052 You know, when you use my own words against me like that, 261 00:10:14,261 --> 00:10:15,429 it's actually really hard to say no. 262 00:10:15,637 --> 00:10:16,346 I know. 263 00:10:16,555 --> 00:10:18,515 There's some very interesting footprints over there. 264 00:10:19,433 --> 00:10:22,978 ELLA: Well, it looks like we got a man's sneaker. 265 00:10:23,937 --> 00:10:25,522 Okay, I'll take a mold, but assuming 266 00:10:25,731 --> 00:10:27,482 it's one of the major brands, I mean, you're looking at a pool 267 00:10:27,691 --> 00:10:29,401 of, like, two million dudes in L.A. 268 00:10:30,193 --> 00:10:32,863 Maybe 10,000 robust ladies. 269 00:10:33,071 --> 00:10:35,449 Well, I was hoping for something a little more specific. 270 00:10:35,824 --> 00:10:38,285 That's not how analytical science works. 271 00:10:39,494 --> 00:10:40,245 Whoa. 272 00:10:41,455 --> 00:10:43,415 Someone tried to burn something. 273 00:10:46,168 --> 00:10:47,628 It looks like there's writing on one s... 274 00:10:48,045 --> 00:10:49,421 - side. - (chuckles) 275 00:10:50,005 --> 00:10:52,090 Yeah, I should be able to reconstruct this at the lab. 276 00:10:52,799 --> 00:10:54,009 Ah, excellent. 277 00:10:54,217 --> 00:10:56,386 Right, whilst you do that, I'll get back to the detective. 278 00:10:57,179 --> 00:10:58,388 Oh, and remember... 279 00:10:58,889 --> 00:10:59,931 Yeah, don't tell anyone 280 00:11:00,140 --> 00:11:02,142 about your super creepy non-grave grave. 281 00:11:02,392 --> 00:11:03,393 Got it. 282 00:11:08,315 --> 00:11:09,733 CHLOE: So you worked here with the deceased? 283 00:11:10,150 --> 00:11:11,485 We didn't just work together. 284 00:11:11,693 --> 00:11:13,612 I mean, Maddie was a friend. 285 00:11:13,862 --> 00:11:16,448 The person who introduced me to the Glory Way. 286 00:11:18,283 --> 00:11:20,994 God, I can't believe that she's dead. 287 00:11:21,203 --> 00:11:22,329 I'm sorry. The glory what? 288 00:11:22,537 --> 00:11:23,497 The glory hole. 289 00:11:23,705 --> 00:11:24,539 The Glory Way. 290 00:11:24,748 --> 00:11:25,707 - Ah. - Developed by 291 00:11:26,333 --> 00:11:28,001 our guru, Jenson Glory. 292 00:11:28,794 --> 00:11:32,214 The Glory Way is a mind and body sensibility system 293 00:11:32,422 --> 00:11:34,883 designed to reveal what we call 294 00:11:35,175 --> 00:11:36,218 the "home you." 295 00:11:36,718 --> 00:11:38,387 Right. Do people actually believe 296 00:11:38,595 --> 00:11:39,971 the word salad that you're selling? 297 00:11:40,180 --> 00:11:41,306 (laughing): 'Cause, I mean, look, 298 00:11:41,515 --> 00:11:43,600 I enjoy a taut, spandex-wrapped backside 299 00:11:43,809 --> 00:11:44,768 as much as the next chap, 300 00:11:44,976 --> 00:11:47,562 but that was one large helping of spiritual gobbledy-gook. 301 00:11:48,188 --> 00:11:50,816 Follow Jenson's teachings and you will uncover your true self. 302 00:11:51,024 --> 00:11:51,650 And what if 303 00:11:51,858 --> 00:11:54,778 your true self is a 400-pound nimrod with flatulence issues? 304 00:11:55,654 --> 00:11:58,073 Just saying. Some things are better left buried. 305 00:11:58,281 --> 00:12:00,075 CHLOE: Given the specifics of the murder, 306 00:12:00,283 --> 00:12:03,245 we're looking for someone who had a real hatred for Maddie. 307 00:12:03,412 --> 00:12:04,788 Does anyone come to mind? 308 00:12:04,996 --> 00:12:08,750 No. Maddie was a wholesome soul, a true light. 309 00:12:08,959 --> 00:12:10,168 What about petty grievances? 310 00:12:10,377 --> 00:12:12,379 Perhaps Maddie drank someone's probiotic smoothie 311 00:12:12,587 --> 00:12:14,923 or did one too many peacock poses for someone's taste? 312 00:12:15,132 --> 00:12:15,757 - Lucifer. - No. 313 00:12:15,966 --> 00:12:17,342 Just... think. 314 00:12:17,551 --> 00:12:19,553 There must be some little disagreements. 315 00:12:19,761 --> 00:12:21,054 So why don't you write us up a list? 316 00:12:21,263 --> 00:12:23,598 Anyone who so much as raised a patchouli-scented eyebrow 317 00:12:23,807 --> 00:12:25,267 in Maddie's direction could be the killer. 318 00:12:25,475 --> 00:12:26,810 - See... - Excuse us. 319 00:12:29,271 --> 00:12:30,272 That's not the profile 320 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:32,023 of the murderer we're investigating. 321 00:12:32,232 --> 00:12:33,525 I'm just being thorough, Detective. 322 00:12:33,734 --> 00:12:36,486 Like you said, "Shake the bushes until the truth flies free." 323 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:38,905 I don't think I've ever said that before. 324 00:12:39,322 --> 00:12:40,699 - No? - Uh-uh. 325 00:12:40,949 --> 00:12:42,909 Oh. Perhaps it was Ms. Lopez. 326 00:12:44,035 --> 00:12:46,455 Mm. You've been spending a lot of time with Ella. 327 00:12:47,831 --> 00:12:48,915 You know, working together, I mean. 328 00:12:49,124 --> 00:12:50,792 - (clears her throat) - LUCIFER: Not particularly. 329 00:12:51,710 --> 00:12:52,461 Hmm. 330 00:12:53,503 --> 00:12:54,546 Shall we see how this list is getting on? 331 00:12:54,755 --> 00:12:55,672 Mm-hmm. 332 00:12:57,507 --> 00:13:01,094 (humming) 333 00:13:01,303 --> 00:13:02,596 Glad to see you're hard at work. 334 00:13:03,513 --> 00:13:06,558 You know, studies show that the brain does some of its best work 335 00:13:06,767 --> 00:13:07,893 when it's not trying. 336 00:13:08,477 --> 00:13:10,312 That's why great ideas come in the shower. 337 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:12,022 - For me, it's usually women. - Hmm. 338 00:13:12,230 --> 00:13:13,482 Any progress so far? 339 00:13:13,690 --> 00:13:15,192 - Damn straight. - Hmm. 340 00:13:15,817 --> 00:13:19,488 I rehydrated that burnt piece of paper 341 00:13:19,696 --> 00:13:21,031 we found at your super creepy place 342 00:13:21,239 --> 00:13:22,741 using polyvinyl acetate. 343 00:13:23,033 --> 00:13:25,660 - Oh, it's easy for you to say. - I ran these pieces 344 00:13:25,869 --> 00:13:27,204 through a pattern recognition program, 345 00:13:27,412 --> 00:13:28,455 and I found two things. 346 00:13:28,997 --> 00:13:30,123 First... 347 00:13:32,709 --> 00:13:34,836 what looks to be a map 348 00:13:35,253 --> 00:13:38,423 leading from downtown L.A. to that exact spot you took me to. 349 00:13:39,299 --> 00:13:40,592 Right. What was the second thing? 350 00:13:41,009 --> 00:13:43,053 Some business logo of a law firm. 351 00:13:43,887 --> 00:13:45,096 What law firm? 352 00:13:47,516 --> 00:13:50,018 (computer trilling, beeps) 353 00:13:50,727 --> 00:13:52,479 Bloody hell. 354 00:13:56,483 --> 00:13:57,275 (door slams) 355 00:13:58,318 --> 00:14:00,612 I said no interruptions, so unless 356 00:14:00,821 --> 00:14:02,656 you're that broad-shouldered intern from this morning... 357 00:14:02,864 --> 00:14:03,865 LUCIFER: Hello, Mum. 358 00:14:04,741 --> 00:14:05,700 Oh. (laughs) 359 00:14:06,076 --> 00:14:06,743 Hello, son. 360 00:14:07,118 --> 00:14:09,079 It appears you've been busy. 361 00:14:16,002 --> 00:14:18,880 I was getting bored with my mate and offspring, 362 00:14:19,673 --> 00:14:21,842 so I thought I'd dive into my employment. 363 00:14:22,676 --> 00:14:24,344 Not that hard once you read the law books. 364 00:14:24,553 --> 00:14:25,554 What law books? 365 00:14:26,096 --> 00:14:26,888 Well, all of them. 366 00:14:27,347 --> 00:14:30,809 Took less than a weekend with time to teach the hubby new tricks. 367 00:14:31,893 --> 00:14:35,146 Have you ever heard of something called the reverse cowgirl? 368 00:14:35,522 --> 00:14:36,439 Well, I'm thrilled, 369 00:14:36,648 --> 00:14:38,149 Mum, really, I am. 370 00:14:38,358 --> 00:14:41,570 Here you are studying law and the Kama Sutra. 371 00:14:42,362 --> 00:14:44,865 And drawing maps to Uriel's grave! 372 00:14:47,659 --> 00:14:48,577 (laughs) 373 00:14:49,077 --> 00:14:50,412 Did someone find the blade? 374 00:14:51,162 --> 00:14:53,081 Oh, so you admit that you led a human to it? 375 00:14:53,290 --> 00:14:54,916 Well, not a human. More like ten. 376 00:14:55,125 --> 00:14:56,918 - Ten? - Maybe 12. Uh... 377 00:14:57,127 --> 00:14:58,086 - But... - 15? 378 00:14:58,461 --> 00:14:59,754 Only my craftiest clients. 379 00:14:59,963 --> 00:15:01,548 I mean, I had to make sure that someone would actually 380 00:15:01,756 --> 00:15:03,633 follow through and dig the damn thing up. 381 00:15:03,842 --> 00:15:06,052 Why in the world would you tell people? 382 00:15:06,261 --> 00:15:07,596 What is wrong with you?! 383 00:15:07,804 --> 00:15:10,473 Me? If you didn't want the blade found, 384 00:15:10,682 --> 00:15:12,767 you shouldn't have left it in a hole in the ground! 385 00:15:13,143 --> 00:15:15,937 A filled-in hole in the middle of nowhere, 386 00:15:16,146 --> 00:15:19,149 which no one would've possibly found if not for you. 387 00:15:19,691 --> 00:15:21,776 Yes. Well... there's that. 388 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:23,904 Besides, where else am I gonna hide it? 389 00:15:24,112 --> 00:15:27,324 Lux? You know how many people traipse through there each week? 390 00:15:27,532 --> 00:15:29,451 Well, I don't know. Your bedroom, then. 391 00:15:29,659 --> 00:15:30,452 Worse. 392 00:15:30,869 --> 00:15:32,954 Yes... You are sexually prolific. 393 00:15:33,413 --> 00:15:34,414 (laughs) 394 00:15:34,915 --> 00:15:36,124 Turns out, you get that from me. 395 00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:38,251 Oh, Mum, why? 396 00:15:39,419 --> 00:15:43,131 Why would you release Azrael's blade into the world? 397 00:15:44,257 --> 00:15:45,216 (sighs) 398 00:15:46,051 --> 00:15:49,346 Because I wanted to get your father's attention. 399 00:15:52,223 --> 00:15:53,308 Your brother, 400 00:15:53,516 --> 00:15:56,353 Uriel-- my son-- died. 401 00:15:56,895 --> 00:15:59,272 Do you think it's crazy that I wanted to talk about it? 402 00:15:59,481 --> 00:16:01,024 Mourn with him, maybe?! 403 00:16:01,316 --> 00:16:03,652 - I... - So I reached out, 404 00:16:04,110 --> 00:16:05,695 and guess what I got back. 405 00:16:06,613 --> 00:16:07,364 Nothing. 406 00:16:07,572 --> 00:16:09,366 Yes. Like always. 407 00:16:09,866 --> 00:16:13,870 So I figured that if his toys started stabbing each other 408 00:16:14,079 --> 00:16:16,998 with a celestial blade, that maybe he might take a moment. 409 00:16:17,374 --> 00:16:19,000 Humans are dying because of you. 410 00:16:19,209 --> 00:16:21,878 Well, humans die. They all do eventually. 411 00:16:22,295 --> 00:16:23,755 It's what they were designed to do. 412 00:16:23,964 --> 00:16:25,799 Yes, but not like this. 413 00:16:29,761 --> 00:16:32,180 Your vacation here has changed you. 414 00:16:32,722 --> 00:16:34,891 You seem attached to these creatures, 415 00:16:35,100 --> 00:16:40,522 and I can't, for the life of me, figure out why. 416 00:16:40,939 --> 00:16:44,985 Look, you say you want to stay here on Earth, 417 00:16:45,193 --> 00:16:47,529 to live with your sons, right? 418 00:16:48,238 --> 00:16:52,534 So, a choice: willingly help me get the blade back, 419 00:16:52,742 --> 00:16:56,204 or I'll send Maze over here to give you some inspiration. 420 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:01,418 Hmm. Fine. 421 00:17:01,626 --> 00:17:03,420 You're killing my reverse cowgirl high. 422 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:05,130 I... 423 00:17:07,465 --> 00:17:09,843 CHLOE: LAPD investigation, that's right. 424 00:17:10,301 --> 00:17:13,722 Uh, just your whereabouts around 7:00 a.m. this morning. 425 00:17:14,222 --> 00:17:15,807 Okay. Can you prove that? 426 00:17:16,975 --> 00:17:17,600 Right. 427 00:17:17,809 --> 00:17:18,810 Thank you. 428 00:17:19,769 --> 00:17:20,603 So the guy that complained 429 00:17:20,812 --> 00:17:22,272 Maddie didn't have enough cool-down time was 430 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:25,233 at an ashram in Sedona, so, not our guy. 431 00:17:25,734 --> 00:17:27,193 My pudding's gone. 432 00:17:28,069 --> 00:17:28,778 I'm sorry? 433 00:17:28,987 --> 00:17:30,113 In the break room fridge, my pudding-- 434 00:17:30,321 --> 00:17:31,865 clearly labeled "Dan"-- it's gone. 435 00:17:32,657 --> 00:17:33,700 Not the first time, either. 436 00:17:34,284 --> 00:17:36,536 Wow. Do you want me to put some unis on it? 437 00:17:36,745 --> 00:17:39,205 - Want me to schedule a stakeout? Are you even okay? - No, Chloe. 438 00:17:39,414 --> 00:17:41,249 I'm just saying that a man's snacks-- they're sacred, okay? 439 00:17:41,666 --> 00:17:43,585 - Okay. - What up, detective people? 440 00:17:44,210 --> 00:17:45,170 - Hey. - Hey. 441 00:17:46,337 --> 00:17:48,631 Are Lucifer and Ella working on a case that I don't know about? 442 00:17:49,090 --> 00:17:50,425 Mm. Why? 443 00:17:51,634 --> 00:17:54,554 No reason, they just seem to be spending a lot of time together. 444 00:17:55,889 --> 00:17:57,265 Is someone jealous? 445 00:17:57,474 --> 00:17:58,266 What? 446 00:17:58,475 --> 00:17:59,267 No. 447 00:18:00,185 --> 00:18:01,436 No way. Gross. 448 00:18:01,644 --> 00:18:02,604 'Cause you can tell me if you are. 449 00:18:02,812 --> 00:18:03,897 I mean... 450 00:18:04,939 --> 00:18:06,691 we can be there for each other, as friends. 451 00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:09,277 Even... even if it's about another guy. 452 00:18:09,861 --> 00:18:11,905 Right, but Lucifer's not another guy. 453 00:18:12,113 --> 00:18:12,947 He's a weirdo. 454 00:18:13,156 --> 00:18:14,783 This is about partnership, nothing more. 455 00:18:14,991 --> 00:18:16,326 Partners don't keep secrets. 456 00:18:16,618 --> 00:18:17,619 Well, maybe with Ella, 457 00:18:17,827 --> 00:18:19,204 it's more than just sex, maybe it's... 458 00:18:19,412 --> 00:18:20,747 a little more serious. 459 00:18:21,456 --> 00:18:22,248 Huh? 460 00:18:22,457 --> 00:18:24,250 No, it's not like Lucifer-- I don't think he... 461 00:18:24,459 --> 00:18:25,919 "Not like Lucifer" wha-what? 462 00:18:27,587 --> 00:18:29,005 Likes poker. 463 00:18:30,715 --> 00:18:32,300 Dan has a monthly game. 464 00:18:32,634 --> 00:18:34,469 Oh, no, I love a good gamble. Count me in. 465 00:18:34,844 --> 00:18:36,846 Right, where's that list of grievances against poor Maddie? 466 00:18:37,055 --> 00:18:38,473 - CHLOE: Oh, it's the... - DAN: Yeah. 467 00:18:38,681 --> 00:18:40,767 - CHLOE: There-- all right, there you go. - LUCIFER: Lovely, thank you. 468 00:18:40,975 --> 00:18:41,601 Why would you do that? 469 00:18:41,810 --> 00:18:43,978 - CHLOE: Okay, now you're making it weird. - DAN: You're making it weird. 470 00:18:44,187 --> 00:18:45,438 - CHLOE: You're making it weirder. - DAN: Sorry. 471 00:18:45,647 --> 00:18:47,357 CHLOE: I'll make it weird on your face. 472 00:18:47,565 --> 00:18:49,692 Duncan Watts is our killer. 473 00:18:50,235 --> 00:18:50,944 What makes you say that? 474 00:18:51,152 --> 00:18:52,153 Well, just a hunch. 475 00:18:55,156 --> 00:18:56,533 Duncan Watts. 476 00:18:56,741 --> 00:18:58,868 His offices are upstairs above the yoga studio. 477 00:18:59,077 --> 00:19:01,162 Oh, and he's Maddie and Corrina's landlord. 478 00:19:01,996 --> 00:19:04,666 DAN: Duncan was apparently upset that Maddie kept parking in his spot. 479 00:19:04,916 --> 00:19:07,502 He also tried to have the yoga studio evicted a few months ago. 480 00:19:07,710 --> 00:19:10,088 Neither of which is really a reason for 19 stabs. 481 00:19:10,296 --> 00:19:12,173 Yes, but just look at his stabby mug, hmm? 482 00:19:12,382 --> 00:19:15,135 Blond hair, thick neck, which suggests Cro-Magnon strength. 483 00:19:15,343 --> 00:19:17,345 Just as our dear Ella guesstimated. 484 00:19:17,554 --> 00:19:19,264 Ah, "dear Ella," hmm. 485 00:19:19,472 --> 00:19:20,390 Where you going? 486 00:19:20,598 --> 00:19:22,058 I'm just off to see this Duncan chap. 487 00:19:22,267 --> 00:19:22,892 No. 488 00:19:23,101 --> 00:19:25,186 We will go together like partners, okay? 489 00:19:26,020 --> 00:19:28,857 Right, yes, I-I just need to make a quick phone call first. 490 00:19:29,065 --> 00:19:31,234 Oh, okay. No worries. 491 00:19:31,860 --> 00:19:33,194 Private phone call, Detective. 492 00:19:33,403 --> 00:19:34,863 Just give me a moment. 493 00:19:35,071 --> 00:19:36,072 Yeah, sure. 494 00:19:38,241 --> 00:19:39,659 - (loud clattering) - MAZE: You sure this is the right place? 495 00:19:39,868 --> 00:19:40,827 AMENADIEL: Duncan Watts, Maze. 496 00:19:41,035 --> 00:19:42,871 That's the name Lucifer gave me. 497 00:19:51,754 --> 00:19:52,463 I got nothing. 498 00:19:52,672 --> 00:19:53,923 Yeah, me neither. 499 00:19:54,465 --> 00:19:56,718 Even if we find the blade, it's a temporary fix. 500 00:19:57,010 --> 00:19:57,969 Your mom is the problem. 501 00:19:58,178 --> 00:19:59,429 (scoffs) 502 00:19:59,637 --> 00:20:01,472 She released the blade to create chaos, 503 00:20:01,681 --> 00:20:03,266 and you two respond by coddling her. 504 00:20:03,474 --> 00:20:05,059 Nobody's coddling her, all right? 505 00:20:05,268 --> 00:20:06,769 Tell yourself whatever you want, 506 00:20:06,978 --> 00:20:10,064 but you know it's true, and it explains a lot. 507 00:20:10,899 --> 00:20:11,858 Explains what? 508 00:20:12,066 --> 00:20:13,526 (soft chuckle) 509 00:20:14,194 --> 00:20:15,361 Doesn't really matter anymore, 510 00:20:15,570 --> 00:20:18,990 but, just so you know, this whole mama's boy thing? 511 00:20:19,532 --> 00:20:20,909 Kind of a turnoff. 512 00:20:21,367 --> 00:20:22,493 Oh, yeah? 513 00:20:23,244 --> 00:20:25,955 Well, your whole "skintight leather, hot body everywhere" thing? 514 00:20:26,289 --> 00:20:28,875 - Mm-hmm? - It's really not that... 515 00:20:30,627 --> 00:20:33,087 It's not-- it's not that-that great. 516 00:20:34,797 --> 00:20:35,757 Yeah, it is. 517 00:20:35,965 --> 00:20:37,508 (car pulling up) 518 00:20:38,051 --> 00:20:38,968 They're here. 519 00:20:39,636 --> 00:20:42,055 Yeah, we should probably warn Lucifer. 520 00:20:47,518 --> 00:20:49,354 - LUCIFER: Well? - AMENADIEL: There's no blade. 521 00:20:49,562 --> 00:20:51,731 (sighs) Right, use the back way out. 522 00:20:52,523 --> 00:20:53,274 (scoffs) 523 00:20:54,067 --> 00:20:55,109 Ah, Detective, 524 00:20:55,318 --> 00:20:56,694 you know, after reflection, I think you're right. 525 00:20:56,903 --> 00:20:58,863 Parking space thievery is no motive for murder. 526 00:20:59,072 --> 00:20:59,697 (chuckles) 527 00:20:59,906 --> 00:21:01,157 What is going on with you? 528 00:21:01,532 --> 00:21:02,742 First, you're so eager to get here, 529 00:21:02,951 --> 00:21:04,869 you practically jump out of my car before I've parked, 530 00:21:05,078 --> 00:21:06,120 and now you want to leave. 531 00:21:06,329 --> 00:21:07,622 What are you hiding? 532 00:21:08,039 --> 00:21:09,540 Hiding? What would I be hiding? 533 00:21:10,416 --> 00:21:11,459 Blood. 534 00:21:12,502 --> 00:21:13,253 What? 535 00:21:24,597 --> 00:21:26,391 This is Unit 831 requesting backup. 536 00:21:26,599 --> 00:21:29,394 Soul Depot, 15534 Hillgreen Drive. 537 00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:44,742 It's Duncan. 538 00:21:45,618 --> 00:21:48,162 Oh, must've been some parking space. 539 00:21:52,333 --> 00:21:54,168 Uh, Detective. 540 00:21:54,377 --> 00:21:55,461 Yeah. 541 00:21:56,296 --> 00:21:59,674 Seems this class took corpse pose quite literally. 542 00:22:08,391 --> 00:22:11,227 (indistinct police radio chatter) 543 00:22:11,436 --> 00:22:13,896 (camera shutter clicking) 544 00:22:14,105 --> 00:22:15,940 So, no sign of the murder weapon? 545 00:22:16,524 --> 00:22:17,150 Uh-uh. 546 00:22:17,358 --> 00:22:18,735 Are you sure? 547 00:22:18,943 --> 00:22:21,738 Right. Nothing left for us to do here then, I suppose. 548 00:22:21,946 --> 00:22:24,240 Except for figuring out how six people were killed. 549 00:22:24,449 --> 00:22:26,326 I'm thinking the primary killer was Duncan. 550 00:22:26,576 --> 00:22:28,619 Killing Maddie didn't satiate his anger, 551 00:22:28,828 --> 00:22:31,581 so he went after her clients and probably got stabbed 552 00:22:31,789 --> 00:22:33,124 when one of them defended themselves. 553 00:22:33,333 --> 00:22:35,043 I doubt it. More likely the weapon was passed 554 00:22:35,251 --> 00:22:36,127 from one person to the next 555 00:22:36,336 --> 00:22:38,087 in a game of murderous hot potato. 556 00:22:38,296 --> 00:22:39,088 That's insane. 557 00:22:39,505 --> 00:22:40,381 I know, right? 558 00:22:40,590 --> 00:22:43,885 Totally insane and probably exactly what happened. 559 00:22:44,302 --> 00:22:45,970 I say this with huge respect for the dead, 560 00:22:46,179 --> 00:22:47,722 but this case is totally gonna be a panel 561 00:22:47,930 --> 00:22:49,140 at the next forensic conference. 562 00:22:49,349 --> 00:22:50,808 Okay. So based on my preliminary 563 00:22:51,017 --> 00:22:52,185 assessment of the wounds, 564 00:22:52,393 --> 00:22:55,104 it looks like Duncan came through the door, 565 00:22:55,313 --> 00:22:57,357 attacked victim number two with the same weapon 566 00:22:57,565 --> 00:22:58,983 used to kill Maddie Howard. 567 00:22:59,442 --> 00:23:02,028 But Duncan had ligature marks on his neck, 568 00:23:02,403 --> 00:23:03,279 like someone strangled him 569 00:23:03,488 --> 00:23:04,739 from behind with a yoga strap. 570 00:23:04,947 --> 00:23:06,616 Like... this, here. 571 00:23:06,824 --> 00:23:07,950 - Oh. - Right? 572 00:23:08,159 --> 00:23:10,161 Which is when he attacked 573 00:23:10,370 --> 00:23:12,205 victim number three. 574 00:23:12,413 --> 00:23:14,749 But victim number three had defensive wounds 575 00:23:14,957 --> 00:23:16,125 that matched skin flecks 576 00:23:16,334 --> 00:23:18,044 under the fingernails of number four, 577 00:23:18,252 --> 00:23:19,462 so I'm thinking Duncan 578 00:23:19,670 --> 00:23:21,089 dropped the knife... 579 00:23:21,297 --> 00:23:24,717 Okay, number four picked it up, right? 580 00:23:24,926 --> 00:23:28,221 - ELLA: Attacked number three, like this. - LUCIFER: Mmm. 581 00:23:28,429 --> 00:23:29,806 Right, and then at some point, 582 00:23:30,139 --> 00:23:31,516 number five got involved. 583 00:23:32,058 --> 00:23:34,102 And so on and so on, until full yoga massacre. 584 00:23:34,310 --> 00:23:36,020 Oh, that will be what the panel's called, 585 00:23:36,479 --> 00:23:37,271 Full Yoga Massacre 586 00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:38,773 - 2016. - LUCIFER: Very good. 587 00:23:38,981 --> 00:23:40,942 Okay, so, say that all happened like you just said it did, 588 00:23:41,150 --> 00:23:42,360 which is crazy. 589 00:23:42,610 --> 00:23:44,195 There are seven mats and seven bodies. 590 00:23:44,404 --> 00:23:45,613 Yeah. So? 591 00:23:45,780 --> 00:23:47,365 So Duncan was the pissed off landlord, 592 00:23:47,573 --> 00:23:48,825 not the class attendee. 593 00:23:49,033 --> 00:23:50,993 Subtract him, we're missing one yogi. 594 00:23:51,202 --> 00:23:52,328 Okay, well, all of the bodies were situated 595 00:23:52,537 --> 00:23:55,957 around these six mats-- the student mats. 596 00:23:57,959 --> 00:24:01,421 So that could be the teacher's mat, maybe. 597 00:24:02,088 --> 00:24:03,881 The teacher must have been here. 598 00:24:05,299 --> 00:24:05,967 Get this. 599 00:24:06,175 --> 00:24:07,844 Teacher training taught by 600 00:24:08,261 --> 00:24:10,012 Jenson Glory himself. 601 00:24:10,263 --> 00:24:12,265 I mean, his body's not among the dead. 602 00:24:12,473 --> 00:24:13,683 Could be our missing victim. 603 00:24:14,225 --> 00:24:15,726 Slash attacker. 604 00:24:18,980 --> 00:24:20,106 CHLOE: Guy's a piece of work. 605 00:24:20,398 --> 00:24:23,359 Jenson Glory, his real name is Jamie Ostrowski. 606 00:24:23,568 --> 00:24:25,528 Soul Depot is the latest in a long line of 607 00:24:25,736 --> 00:24:27,363 failed fitness enterprises. 608 00:24:27,822 --> 00:24:29,574 Glory has five fraud lawsuits, 609 00:24:29,907 --> 00:24:31,993 two sexual harassment claims working their way 610 00:24:32,201 --> 00:24:33,035 through the court system. 611 00:24:33,786 --> 00:24:34,996 Sexual harassment? 612 00:24:35,746 --> 00:24:37,039 Yeah, former assistants. 613 00:24:37,248 --> 00:24:39,250 Both beautiful young women, like Maddie. 614 00:24:39,459 --> 00:24:41,043 Oh, and look at the contract that they sign 615 00:24:41,252 --> 00:24:42,670 when students join Soul Depot. 616 00:24:43,504 --> 00:24:44,964 "I surrender myself to Soul Depot, 617 00:24:45,173 --> 00:24:46,632 "body, mind and soul, 618 00:24:46,841 --> 00:24:48,593 "and to the only true guru of health and serenity, 619 00:24:48,801 --> 00:24:50,720 Jenson Glory." Wow. 620 00:24:50,928 --> 00:24:52,013 Pretty much a cult. 621 00:24:52,221 --> 00:24:53,222 Think he brainwashed his students 622 00:24:53,431 --> 00:24:55,349 into a Jonestown type thing? 623 00:24:55,558 --> 00:24:56,851 Kind of a stretch, right? 624 00:24:57,685 --> 00:24:58,519 That a yoga pun? 625 00:24:59,270 --> 00:25:01,189 No. It's an honest question. 626 00:25:01,397 --> 00:25:04,567 I mean, drinking cyanide juice is one thing, 627 00:25:04,775 --> 00:25:06,944 but a bunch of people stabbing each other? 628 00:25:07,153 --> 00:25:08,821 Totally insane! 629 00:25:09,030 --> 00:25:11,407 A magic blade in Los Angeles 630 00:25:11,616 --> 00:25:14,285 which belongs to the Angel of Death? 631 00:25:14,494 --> 00:25:16,621 Now, in the hands of a yogi shyster 632 00:25:16,829 --> 00:25:19,123 who's apparently touchy-feely in more ways than one. 633 00:25:19,332 --> 00:25:20,583 Okay, can we go back 634 00:25:20,791 --> 00:25:22,251 to the Angel of Death? 635 00:25:22,668 --> 00:25:23,836 Is he... uh, 636 00:25:24,045 --> 00:25:25,296 is he another one of your brothers? 637 00:25:25,505 --> 00:25:27,048 Sister, actually. 638 00:25:27,673 --> 00:25:29,759 The Angel of Death is a chick? 639 00:25:30,301 --> 00:25:32,136 Yes, I sort of wish we were back to talking in metaphors. 640 00:25:32,345 --> 00:25:34,222 - LINDA: That makes two of us. - LUCIFER: Because I do actually 641 00:25:34,430 --> 00:25:36,265 have things that I'd like to talk about, Doctor. 642 00:25:36,807 --> 00:25:38,476 Oh. Oh, yes. I'm so sorry. 643 00:25:38,684 --> 00:25:39,769 Yes. Please. 644 00:25:40,394 --> 00:25:41,020 Right. 645 00:25:41,229 --> 00:25:43,814 So, my mum asked me why I care so much 646 00:25:44,023 --> 00:25:45,066 about these people dying 647 00:25:45,274 --> 00:25:47,944 and I'm not sure I know. 648 00:25:49,070 --> 00:25:50,821 I mean, it's not like I know them personally, 649 00:25:51,030 --> 00:25:52,698 and Maze is right-- 650 00:25:52,907 --> 00:25:55,034 even without Azrael's blade, humans are capricious. 651 00:25:55,243 --> 00:25:56,661 (laughing): Hell, 652 00:25:56,869 --> 00:25:58,204 they're willing to trade their souls 653 00:25:58,412 --> 00:26:00,081 to lose unsightly tummy fat, but... 654 00:26:01,457 --> 00:26:02,750 So... (sighs) 655 00:26:02,959 --> 00:26:05,211 why should I feel bad? 656 00:26:05,419 --> 00:26:06,504 Why should I feel responsible? 657 00:26:06,712 --> 00:26:07,964 And... why 658 00:26:08,172 --> 00:26:09,715 am I doing my own therapy? 659 00:26:09,924 --> 00:26:11,342 Lucifer, I'm sorry. 660 00:26:12,176 --> 00:26:16,347 I'm trying to digest this whole thing myself. And, well, 661 00:26:16,556 --> 00:26:20,476 there is no listing in the DSM-5 for Azrael's Blade Anxiety. 662 00:26:20,685 --> 00:26:21,561 - (phone buzzes) - Oh. 663 00:26:21,769 --> 00:26:22,728 Excuse me. 664 00:26:25,356 --> 00:26:26,566 Ah, 665 00:26:26,941 --> 00:26:29,527 the guru with the doo-doo juju has been picked up. 666 00:26:29,735 --> 00:26:31,946 So, I'm afraid that's all we've got time for today. 667 00:26:34,198 --> 00:26:37,368 Just... call me if you need to reschedule. 668 00:26:38,244 --> 00:26:40,496 I wasn't even at the studio, actually. 669 00:26:40,705 --> 00:26:42,665 That's not what the schedule says. 670 00:26:44,041 --> 00:26:44,792 May I have a tea? 671 00:26:45,418 --> 00:26:47,044 Siberian ginseng if you have it. 672 00:26:48,504 --> 00:26:49,547 Well... 673 00:26:49,755 --> 00:26:51,340 Hello, Richard Simmons. 674 00:26:51,674 --> 00:26:52,425 Sorry I'm late. 675 00:26:53,259 --> 00:26:54,010 Where's the knife? 676 00:26:54,385 --> 00:26:56,596 Who is this tense man? 677 00:26:57,263 --> 00:26:57,888 Okay, 678 00:26:58,097 --> 00:26:59,432 back to the teacher training class. 679 00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:00,850 Can you prove that you weren't there? 680 00:27:01,058 --> 00:27:02,977 Of course, there's a computer system-- 681 00:27:03,185 --> 00:27:04,895 all of the teachers have to swipe a key card. 682 00:27:05,104 --> 00:27:06,689 Even me. Check it. 683 00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:08,399 So, where were you? 684 00:27:08,608 --> 00:27:09,400 Home. 685 00:27:10,109 --> 00:27:12,194 I missed the last few classes, actually. 686 00:27:12,403 --> 00:27:14,322 I've been... sick. 687 00:27:14,530 --> 00:27:16,532 Obsessing over a new toy, more like. 688 00:27:17,158 --> 00:27:17,992 What are you talking about? 689 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,494 I'm talking about something that's probably beckoning you 690 00:27:20,703 --> 00:27:21,829 as we speak. 691 00:27:22,121 --> 00:27:24,874 Whispering to you to do terrible things. 692 00:27:25,291 --> 00:27:27,251 Wretched, sinful deeds. 693 00:27:28,794 --> 00:27:30,671 That-- that's true... 694 00:27:31,172 --> 00:27:32,590 I-I want... 695 00:27:32,798 --> 00:27:34,133 Go on, tell me. Tell me what you want, 696 00:27:34,342 --> 00:27:35,885 what you really, really want. 697 00:27:36,093 --> 00:27:37,178 I want... 698 00:27:39,096 --> 00:27:41,682 a raspberry cream cheese muffin. 699 00:27:41,891 --> 00:27:43,392 And-- and-and 700 00:27:43,601 --> 00:27:45,144 to take this thing... 701 00:27:45,353 --> 00:27:46,145 off! 702 00:27:46,354 --> 00:27:47,563 - Oh, my... - Oh. 703 00:27:47,772 --> 00:27:49,023 Expecting twins, are we? 704 00:27:49,231 --> 00:27:51,692 Hey, I backslid a little bit, all right? 705 00:27:51,984 --> 00:27:53,694 Carbs are the Devil's spawn, man. 706 00:27:53,903 --> 00:27:55,363 Don't blame your weaknesses on me. 707 00:27:55,696 --> 00:27:56,739 - Huh? - Is that why you didn't show up 708 00:27:56,947 --> 00:27:58,741 to the class? Because you gained weight? 709 00:27:58,949 --> 00:28:01,369 Of course. No one's gonna find their "home self" 710 00:28:01,577 --> 00:28:03,954 from a guru who looks like he ate all the furniture. 711 00:28:04,163 --> 00:28:05,414 Well, I think I'd rather be chubby 712 00:28:05,623 --> 00:28:07,792 than a handsy dipstick in a corset. 713 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,043 That's it. 714 00:28:09,710 --> 00:28:11,212 I want my lawyer now. 715 00:28:11,420 --> 00:28:12,922 Well, don't eat him. 716 00:28:13,422 --> 00:28:15,549 ♪♪ 717 00:28:18,219 --> 00:28:20,221 All right, listen, we searched Glory's house, 718 00:28:20,429 --> 00:28:22,264 his car, his other car... 719 00:28:22,473 --> 00:28:24,100 there is no blade. 720 00:28:24,308 --> 00:28:25,810 We did find a safe in the basement. 721 00:28:30,731 --> 00:28:31,399 Pop-Tarts. 722 00:28:31,607 --> 00:28:33,442 Which... you stole? 723 00:28:33,651 --> 00:28:34,944 Ah, I figured it's a win-win. 724 00:28:35,152 --> 00:28:37,279 I'm saving the evil guru from future fat, 725 00:28:37,488 --> 00:28:38,239 and, you know, 726 00:28:39,115 --> 00:28:40,157 Pop-Tarts. 727 00:28:41,867 --> 00:28:44,245 Mr. Glory has a second home in Ventura. 728 00:28:44,453 --> 00:28:45,413 If you wouldn't mind. 729 00:28:45,871 --> 00:28:46,872 Okay, we'll check it out, 730 00:28:47,081 --> 00:28:47,790 but... 731 00:28:48,582 --> 00:28:49,875 Luci, if he's the one with the blade, 732 00:28:50,084 --> 00:28:51,711 he's much more likely to go on a killing spree 733 00:28:51,919 --> 00:28:52,878 than to stash it. 734 00:28:55,089 --> 00:28:55,840 (elevator bell dings) 735 00:29:04,014 --> 00:29:04,682 (elevator bell dings) 736 00:29:06,475 --> 00:29:08,978 Ah. Come back for your processed pastries? 737 00:29:09,478 --> 00:29:10,646 Ms. Lopez! 738 00:29:11,230 --> 00:29:12,815 Well, this is a surprise. 739 00:29:13,274 --> 00:29:14,358 Have you found something new? 740 00:29:14,775 --> 00:29:16,569 Oh, I found something all right. 741 00:29:17,570 --> 00:29:19,363 Proof of Bigfoot? 742 00:29:19,572 --> 00:29:20,990 Tread on the shoes Duncan Watts was wearing 743 00:29:21,198 --> 00:29:22,450 when he was found dead. 744 00:29:23,117 --> 00:29:23,951 Tread that you showed me 745 00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:25,953 at your super weirdo hole in the ground. 746 00:29:26,829 --> 00:29:29,832 They match, which means that this case 747 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:30,833 and your favor 748 00:29:31,041 --> 00:29:32,501 are connected. 749 00:29:32,710 --> 00:29:33,961 Start talkin', dude. 750 00:29:39,216 --> 00:29:40,634 Do you have something to do with these murders? 751 00:29:41,677 --> 00:29:42,470 (Sighs) 752 00:29:43,888 --> 00:29:45,055 Come clean with me. 753 00:29:45,723 --> 00:29:47,558 Or I can't keep this a secret anymore. 754 00:29:48,392 --> 00:29:49,769 You see, that's just it. 755 00:29:50,227 --> 00:29:52,021 The last person I came clean with 756 00:29:52,229 --> 00:29:53,564 became a tad untethered. 757 00:29:53,981 --> 00:29:55,816 Dude, I grew up in Detroit. 758 00:29:56,233 --> 00:29:58,778 Look, all I can tell you is 759 00:29:58,986 --> 00:30:01,322 I'm dealing with a matter of cosmic importance 760 00:30:01,530 --> 00:30:04,200 and I ask you to indulge me for just a little longer. 761 00:30:04,408 --> 00:30:05,326 You mean have faith? 762 00:30:05,534 --> 00:30:07,536 (scoffs) Tomato, tomahto. 763 00:30:09,580 --> 00:30:11,999 Well, I guess faith isn't faith unless it's tested. 764 00:30:12,208 --> 00:30:14,251 - (chuckles) - Bring it in. 765 00:30:14,460 --> 00:30:16,045 What? Oh. 766 00:30:18,798 --> 00:30:19,673 (elevator bell dings) 767 00:30:22,510 --> 00:30:23,886 - CHLOE: Ella. - LUCIFER: Detective. 768 00:30:24,345 --> 00:30:27,389 ELLA: Oh, um... I was just... 769 00:30:28,557 --> 00:30:29,391 uh, you see, 770 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:32,061 there's this, uh, store that has really special... 771 00:30:32,269 --> 00:30:33,062 soap. 772 00:30:33,270 --> 00:30:34,897 And, you know, 773 00:30:35,105 --> 00:30:37,066 but I should really get going now and... 774 00:30:37,691 --> 00:30:39,777 clean stuff with the soap. 775 00:30:40,236 --> 00:30:41,946 - ELLA: Bye! - LUCIFER: Enjoy your shower. 776 00:30:44,114 --> 00:30:45,491 LUCIFER: So, um... 777 00:30:46,325 --> 00:30:47,576 to what do I owe this pleasure? 778 00:30:48,077 --> 00:30:50,538 Jenson's home security system shows video of him sleeping 779 00:30:50,746 --> 00:30:52,915 during the murders, so he wasn't lying about that. 780 00:30:53,123 --> 00:30:55,042 We checked the key card system at Soul Depot, 781 00:30:55,251 --> 00:30:56,752 and guess who was subbing for Jenson. 782 00:30:57,586 --> 00:30:59,129 Corrina, Maddie's co-manager. 783 00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:01,048 Right, and where's Corrina now? 784 00:31:01,340 --> 00:31:04,009 We checked her house, she wasn't there. Forensics confirms 785 00:31:04,218 --> 00:31:05,386 that she didn't kill anyone at Soul Depot, 786 00:31:05,594 --> 00:31:07,346 so she's either running, hiding or scared. 787 00:31:07,555 --> 00:31:08,889 I put out a BOLO. 788 00:31:09,723 --> 00:31:11,934 Yeah, I don't think Corrina's the one running this time. 789 00:31:12,601 --> 00:31:13,269 What? 790 00:31:13,686 --> 00:31:14,854 Where are you going? 791 00:31:16,522 --> 00:31:17,565 Hello? 792 00:31:22,152 --> 00:31:23,654 ♪ Let go ♪ 793 00:31:23,863 --> 00:31:25,948 ♪♪ 794 00:31:26,156 --> 00:31:29,076 ♪ Say come down easier ♪ 795 00:31:29,285 --> 00:31:31,120 ♪ I know ♪ 796 00:31:31,328 --> 00:31:33,789 ♪ The fear will wash away ♪ 797 00:31:35,249 --> 00:31:36,041 LUCIFER: Hello? 798 00:31:36,458 --> 00:31:39,420 Anyone here yielding a deadly, celestial blade? 799 00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:42,506 Huh? Anyone? 800 00:31:44,300 --> 00:31:46,176 Well, that'll be a resounding yes. 801 00:31:48,596 --> 00:31:51,682 I-- I don't know what happened. 802 00:31:52,683 --> 00:31:54,852 I was in class and Duncan barged in. 803 00:31:55,769 --> 00:31:56,979 It was horrible. 804 00:31:57,813 --> 00:31:59,231 All that killing... 805 00:32:00,024 --> 00:32:01,859 and the knife was on the ground. 806 00:32:02,067 --> 00:32:03,777 It started calling you. 807 00:32:07,948 --> 00:32:09,033 Did I do that? 808 00:32:09,491 --> 00:32:10,284 Yes. 809 00:32:11,327 --> 00:32:13,454 You got retribution for a grudge, I believe. 810 00:32:14,330 --> 00:32:16,957 But it wasn't an insignificant grudge, was it? 811 00:32:17,499 --> 00:32:19,418 Did he harass you like the others? 812 00:32:22,630 --> 00:32:24,173 Or was it worse than that? 813 00:32:25,132 --> 00:32:26,050 Years ago. 814 00:32:27,134 --> 00:32:29,345 We were alone in the studio. 815 00:32:30,888 --> 00:32:33,432 I-I-- I said no. 816 00:32:33,807 --> 00:32:36,101 I swear, but he wouldn't stop. 817 00:32:36,810 --> 00:32:39,521 I-I... I tried to forget. I... 818 00:32:39,730 --> 00:32:41,732 You tried to bury it deep, get on with your life. 819 00:32:42,358 --> 00:32:44,318 You might have succeeded, if not for... 820 00:32:44,860 --> 00:32:45,569 (sighs) 821 00:32:45,778 --> 00:32:46,862 ...the blade. 822 00:32:47,529 --> 00:32:49,198 LAPD, hands in the air. 823 00:32:49,406 --> 00:32:51,033 DAN: Move away from the body, Corinna. 824 00:32:51,241 --> 00:32:53,327 - Now! - I... I-I killed him. 825 00:32:53,535 --> 00:32:54,411 I-I did this. I... 826 00:32:54,620 --> 00:32:56,538 Acted in self-defense. 827 00:32:57,122 --> 00:32:59,875 Mr. Glory attacked Corrina first. She had no choice 828 00:33:00,084 --> 00:33:01,877 but to wield that knife, Detective. 829 00:33:02,086 --> 00:33:04,964 I think, in this case, justice has actually been served. 830 00:33:09,677 --> 00:33:11,136 Henderson, take her statement. 831 00:33:11,595 --> 00:33:12,972 Come with me. 832 00:33:15,265 --> 00:33:16,308 Where's the murder weapon? 833 00:33:17,267 --> 00:33:18,310 What? 834 00:33:18,686 --> 00:33:20,396 Unis shouldn't have bagged it without taking photos. 835 00:33:20,604 --> 00:33:22,022 They couldn't help themselves. 836 00:33:22,523 --> 00:33:24,233 Anyone else feeling a murderous urge? 837 00:33:24,525 --> 00:33:27,695 No? The need to slice and dice? 838 00:33:28,445 --> 00:33:29,196 Anyone? 839 00:33:30,030 --> 00:33:31,281 Oh, God. 840 00:33:37,871 --> 00:33:38,998 Oh, no. 841 00:33:43,919 --> 00:33:46,296 Detective Douche... Daniel. Dan. 842 00:33:46,797 --> 00:33:48,716 Why don't you put down the knife, hmm? 843 00:33:49,049 --> 00:33:50,551 Bury the proverbial hatchet and all that? 844 00:33:50,759 --> 00:33:53,178 I mean, I know we've had our differences in the past, but 845 00:33:53,387 --> 00:33:54,763 we're friends now, right? 846 00:34:00,561 --> 00:34:02,646 You ruined my marriage. 847 00:34:05,357 --> 00:34:06,692 I'll take that as a no. 848 00:34:10,904 --> 00:34:13,532 My life went to hell when I met you! 849 00:34:13,741 --> 00:34:15,284 Hey! Well, technically, that's not true, but I understand 850 00:34:15,492 --> 00:34:16,535 the basic metaphor. 851 00:34:16,744 --> 00:34:17,828 (yells) 852 00:34:19,163 --> 00:34:21,790 Easy with the blade, Detective. 853 00:34:22,166 --> 00:34:24,626 One deep cut, and yours truly could be wiped from existence. 854 00:34:24,835 --> 00:34:26,253 Prayers answered. 855 00:34:26,462 --> 00:34:28,047 - (yells) - (slices) 856 00:34:28,922 --> 00:34:30,007 What... 857 00:34:31,175 --> 00:34:32,468 Okay, Detective, 858 00:34:32,843 --> 00:34:36,013 I can assure you your current mood will be rectified 859 00:34:36,221 --> 00:34:38,474 by simply putting down the knife. 860 00:34:38,682 --> 00:34:41,977 My entire life imploded because of you. 861 00:34:42,186 --> 00:34:43,479 - What? - My marriage! 862 00:34:43,687 --> 00:34:44,521 (grunts) 863 00:34:44,730 --> 00:34:45,773 My job. 864 00:34:46,982 --> 00:34:48,025 My snacks. 865 00:34:48,358 --> 00:34:49,026 What? 866 00:34:49,234 --> 00:34:50,986 I know you ate my pudding. 867 00:34:51,195 --> 00:34:52,321 (grunts) 868 00:34:52,529 --> 00:34:54,073 You're really going to smite me 869 00:34:54,281 --> 00:34:56,033 over a tub of sweetened goo? 870 00:34:56,241 --> 00:34:57,576 (yells) 871 00:34:58,619 --> 00:35:00,162 You're damn right I am. 872 00:35:01,455 --> 00:35:03,457 Dan... Dan. 873 00:35:03,874 --> 00:35:05,959 Recent friend. Growing compatriot. 874 00:35:06,168 --> 00:35:08,337 Your marriage was already on the rocks. 875 00:35:08,545 --> 00:35:11,548 You started cutting procedural corners way before I arrived, 876 00:35:11,757 --> 00:35:12,591 and as for your pudding... 877 00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:15,385 (exclaims) As for your pudding, I... 878 00:35:15,594 --> 00:35:16,845 Okay, yes. 879 00:35:17,054 --> 00:35:19,139 I sometimes lay waste to the precinct fridge. 880 00:35:19,348 --> 00:35:20,349 But have mercy, Daniel. 881 00:35:20,557 --> 00:35:22,142 How was I supposed to know it was yours? 882 00:35:22,351 --> 00:35:24,686 Because it was labeled! 883 00:35:31,193 --> 00:35:33,529 You're fighting the blade, which indicates a strength 884 00:35:33,737 --> 00:35:36,865 I didn't know you had. Look at me in the eye. 885 00:35:37,074 --> 00:35:38,158 Look at me. 886 00:35:39,827 --> 00:35:40,994 Your marriage. 887 00:35:41,662 --> 00:35:43,247 Did I ruin it? 888 00:35:45,624 --> 00:35:46,333 No. 889 00:35:46,542 --> 00:35:47,251 No. 890 00:35:48,585 --> 00:35:50,754 We were separated before Chloe even met you. 891 00:35:51,338 --> 00:35:52,422 And your career? 892 00:35:53,799 --> 00:35:55,509 Palmetto... was all me. 893 00:35:55,717 --> 00:35:57,511 Yeah. Yeah. 894 00:35:57,719 --> 00:35:59,555 (grunts) 895 00:36:00,806 --> 00:36:01,890 (exhales) 896 00:36:02,933 --> 00:36:04,560 W-What are we doing back here? 897 00:36:04,893 --> 00:36:08,105 Hmm? Oh, just a nice, intimate chat between friends. 898 00:36:08,313 --> 00:36:09,857 I'm glad you got it off your chest. 899 00:36:10,524 --> 00:36:11,400 Oh, man, you're bleeding. 900 00:36:11,608 --> 00:36:12,734 What? Oh. 901 00:36:12,943 --> 00:36:13,986 No, it's just a scratch, really. 902 00:36:14,194 --> 00:36:16,238 Nothing to worry about. And you? 903 00:36:16,864 --> 00:36:17,573 How are you doing? 904 00:36:18,407 --> 00:36:19,241 (laughs) 905 00:36:19,449 --> 00:36:21,451 I feel great, actually. 906 00:36:22,077 --> 00:36:22,786 Good. 907 00:36:26,915 --> 00:36:27,833 Good talk. 908 00:36:29,751 --> 00:36:30,836 ♪ Oh ♪ 909 00:36:33,213 --> 00:36:34,756 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 910 00:36:37,467 --> 00:36:39,970 ♪ Oh, yeah. ♪ 911 00:36:41,722 --> 00:36:43,307 Ah! Good morning, Detective. 912 00:36:44,016 --> 00:36:44,808 Everything all right? 913 00:36:45,017 --> 00:36:46,852 No. Heads are gonna roll. 914 00:36:47,060 --> 00:36:49,605 First, some tech pulled the murder weapon 915 00:36:49,813 --> 00:36:51,899 without documentation, and now it's just gone. 916 00:36:52,858 --> 00:36:55,027 Right. Well, it's probably for the best. 917 00:36:55,235 --> 00:36:56,653 Nasty bit of steel, anyway. 918 00:36:58,655 --> 00:37:00,157 So, one second you're obsessed 919 00:37:00,574 --> 00:37:02,451 with the knife, and now it's just no big deal? 920 00:37:02,659 --> 00:37:05,245 Well, we got the murderer, didn't we? Job done. 921 00:37:06,580 --> 00:37:08,040 You know, Lucifer... 922 00:37:08,874 --> 00:37:10,918 I thought you and I had a real moment the other day, 923 00:37:11,126 --> 00:37:12,336 talking about my dad, I... 924 00:37:13,503 --> 00:37:14,338 I thought we were partners, 925 00:37:14,546 --> 00:37:16,006 but more importantly, friends. 926 00:37:18,258 --> 00:37:19,593 (clears throat) 927 00:37:20,802 --> 00:37:21,637 Right. 928 00:37:22,304 --> 00:37:24,306 Is this about me and Ella in the penthouse? 929 00:37:24,932 --> 00:37:27,726 Look, who you sleep with is none of my business, 930 00:37:27,935 --> 00:37:28,560 but... 931 00:37:28,769 --> 00:37:30,687 I mean, the lab tech? Really? 932 00:37:30,896 --> 00:37:31,813 It's a little inappropriate. 933 00:37:32,022 --> 00:37:34,316 Well, much as I love to cross professional boundaries, 934 00:37:34,524 --> 00:37:36,109 Detective, I can assure you, everything you saw 935 00:37:36,318 --> 00:37:37,903 was entirely work-related. 936 00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:42,824 Mm-hmm? Is that... is that the truth? 937 00:37:43,033 --> 00:37:44,493 Always the truth. 938 00:37:44,993 --> 00:37:46,662 Point of pride for me, Detective. 939 00:37:47,287 --> 00:37:48,038 - Gotcha. - But you know, 940 00:37:48,288 --> 00:37:49,957 if you ever did want to cross boundaries 941 00:37:50,165 --> 00:37:52,668 - into "partnered friends who hang out naked..." - Okay. 942 00:37:52,876 --> 00:37:53,502 Stop talking. 943 00:37:53,710 --> 00:37:54,836 (chuckles) 944 00:37:55,712 --> 00:37:57,547 ♪♪ 945 00:37:59,299 --> 00:38:01,176 LINDA: So, global crisis averted? 946 00:38:01,385 --> 00:38:03,220 (chuckles) Yes. For now. 947 00:38:05,013 --> 00:38:06,056 So, we can... 948 00:38:06,265 --> 00:38:08,725 you know, talk about Caligula, Stalin, 949 00:38:09,309 --> 00:38:10,519 Trump. I mean, 950 00:38:10,727 --> 00:38:12,437 I know he's not dead, but he's definitely going. 951 00:38:12,646 --> 00:38:14,898 Lucifer, I owe you an apology. 952 00:38:16,692 --> 00:38:18,068 But in my defense... 953 00:38:19,528 --> 00:38:20,529 ...you're the Devil. (chuckles) 954 00:38:20,737 --> 00:38:21,738 (laughs) 955 00:38:21,947 --> 00:38:23,949 Things were much less complicated when I thought 956 00:38:24,157 --> 00:38:28,036 you were just another average delusional patient 957 00:38:28,537 --> 00:38:30,163 with a complicated family. 958 00:38:30,372 --> 00:38:32,582 Well, I've never been "average," Linda. 959 00:38:33,333 --> 00:38:34,710 Mentally, physically-- and as you know-- 960 00:38:35,502 --> 00:38:36,169 sexually. 961 00:38:36,712 --> 00:38:37,838 Oh, my God. 962 00:38:39,464 --> 00:38:41,049 I had sex with the Devil. 963 00:38:41,258 --> 00:38:44,094 Many, many times. And you're welcome. 964 00:38:44,594 --> 00:38:46,555 Okay, now, see, that I understand. 965 00:38:47,222 --> 00:38:49,182 Narcissistic tendencies rooted 966 00:38:49,683 --> 00:38:51,268 in a complex paternal relationship 967 00:38:51,476 --> 00:38:53,061 and a disrupted adolescence. 968 00:38:53,270 --> 00:38:55,272 See? Just another screwed up patient. 969 00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:56,857 And you can treat me as such. 970 00:38:57,899 --> 00:38:58,650 (sighs) 971 00:38:59,109 --> 00:39:00,068 All right. 972 00:39:01,236 --> 00:39:02,362 Let's do this. 973 00:39:02,571 --> 00:39:04,865 ♪ Bound and blind my hands are tied ♪ 974 00:39:05,032 --> 00:39:06,158 The doctor is in. 975 00:39:07,075 --> 00:39:08,076 Lovely. 976 00:39:08,744 --> 00:39:11,163 ♪ My weakness wasn't to declare... ♪ 977 00:39:11,371 --> 00:39:12,956 LUCIFER: I really do have urgent business 978 00:39:13,165 --> 00:39:14,333 to attend to. Are you certain 979 00:39:14,541 --> 00:39:16,001 that this is the favor that you desire? 980 00:39:16,209 --> 00:39:18,462 Because, uh, believe me, when I say the last two times 981 00:39:18,670 --> 00:39:20,213 I've darkened the doorstep of a church, 982 00:39:20,422 --> 00:39:22,132 insert blood-soaked carnage here. 983 00:39:22,341 --> 00:39:24,384 Again, with the drama! 984 00:39:24,718 --> 00:39:26,803 We solved your case, now I get my favor. 985 00:39:27,512 --> 00:39:29,514 Just go with me, okay? 986 00:39:30,057 --> 00:39:32,267 Look, since the moment we've met, 987 00:39:32,726 --> 00:39:35,437 okay, I've had this Spidey-sense that you were... 988 00:39:35,937 --> 00:39:38,482 I don't know, searching for something. 989 00:39:38,690 --> 00:39:41,151 - Right. Spiritual lost and found. - Yes! 990 00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:43,445 And I have found a lot since I developed a relationship 991 00:39:43,653 --> 00:39:46,281 with the Big Guy, and... so might you. 992 00:39:46,948 --> 00:39:49,034 Trust me. We're much closer than you think. 993 00:39:49,576 --> 00:39:50,827 Well, then, no harm, no foul. 994 00:39:51,036 --> 00:39:52,329 I beg to differ. 995 00:39:53,330 --> 00:39:53,955 Oh. 996 00:39:54,164 --> 00:39:55,791 On second thought... 997 00:39:56,917 --> 00:39:57,626 What? 998 00:39:57,834 --> 00:40:00,837 I should at least give someone a reason to go to confession. 999 00:40:01,963 --> 00:40:04,800 ♪ Ooh... ♪ 1000 00:40:05,008 --> 00:40:07,386 ♪ Bad blood♪ 1001 00:40:08,345 --> 00:40:10,180 ♪ Bad blood. ♪ 1002 00:40:11,056 --> 00:40:12,224 (sighs) 1003 00:40:14,393 --> 00:40:15,602 So, where will you put it, brother? 1004 00:40:16,186 --> 00:40:17,813 Somewhere far away from our mum, 1005 00:40:18,021 --> 00:40:19,231 for starters. 1006 00:40:20,982 --> 00:40:21,858 Mm! 1007 00:40:23,568 --> 00:40:25,153 And speak of the Devil's mum. 1008 00:40:25,779 --> 00:40:27,030 Well, that was fast. 1009 00:40:27,697 --> 00:40:29,825 You couldn't have waited a day or two to find it? 1010 00:40:30,534 --> 00:40:31,827 There hasn't been nearly enough carnage. 1011 00:40:32,035 --> 00:40:33,412 Now we'll never hear from your father. 1012 00:40:33,620 --> 00:40:34,496 LUCIFER: All the killing in the world 1013 00:40:34,704 --> 00:40:36,498 may not have gotten his attention, Mum. 1014 00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:38,458 Surely you've learned that by now. 1015 00:40:38,667 --> 00:40:40,001 Uriel was our son. 1016 00:40:40,210 --> 00:40:41,378 Your brother. 1017 00:40:41,962 --> 00:40:43,171 We should grieve together. 1018 00:40:44,005 --> 00:40:45,549 I don't think that's all this is about. 1019 00:40:45,757 --> 00:40:48,009 You want something from Him. 1020 00:40:48,927 --> 00:40:49,636 What is it? 1021 00:40:49,845 --> 00:40:51,555 What I've always wanted. 1022 00:40:52,347 --> 00:40:54,349 I want my family back. 1023 00:40:54,766 --> 00:40:56,017 I'm afraid that's not possible. 1024 00:40:56,268 --> 00:40:57,269 Oh, but it is. 1025 00:40:57,686 --> 00:41:00,647 With my two sons by my side, a united front, 1026 00:41:00,856 --> 00:41:02,732 your father will be forced to listen to reason. 1027 00:41:02,941 --> 00:41:04,234 Force Dad? 1028 00:41:04,443 --> 00:41:06,862 I think human delusion is rubbing off on you, Mother. 1029 00:41:08,113 --> 00:41:09,239 Tell her. 1030 00:41:09,865 --> 00:41:12,200 Luci, I can't, because I agree with her. 1031 00:41:14,953 --> 00:41:16,079 (sets down glass) 1032 00:41:18,206 --> 00:41:19,541 I thought you were just Team Mum 1033 00:41:19,749 --> 00:41:21,376 because you couldn't fly her back to Hell. 1034 00:41:21,585 --> 00:41:23,545 - Since when did you turn? - Now, 1035 00:41:24,337 --> 00:41:26,423 more than ever, I know that humanity and divinity 1036 00:41:26,631 --> 00:41:27,549 do not mix. 1037 00:41:27,757 --> 00:41:29,384 That... that blade, Luci. 1038 00:41:29,593 --> 00:41:32,971 That blade was the last straw. It shouldn't be here. 1039 00:41:33,388 --> 00:41:34,848 We shouldn't be here. 1040 00:41:35,056 --> 00:41:36,641 (laughing): Well, 1041 00:41:36,850 --> 00:41:39,811 - I am not going back to Hell. - Oh, this isn't about 1042 00:41:40,020 --> 00:41:41,062 returning to Hell. 1043 00:41:41,813 --> 00:41:43,023 This is about Heaven. 1044 00:41:43,231 --> 00:41:45,066 It's about going home. 1045 00:41:45,275 --> 00:41:46,443 Home. 1046 00:41:46,985 --> 00:41:47,944 For you, maybe. 1047 00:41:49,112 --> 00:41:50,489 Neither of you understand, do you? 1048 00:41:50,739 --> 00:41:51,781 You never have. 1049 00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:55,076 Hell wasn't home, and Heaven was... 1050 00:41:55,660 --> 00:41:56,620 well... hell! 1051 00:41:57,370 --> 00:41:58,747 The only place I've ever felt 1052 00:41:59,289 --> 00:42:01,208 wanted or respected... 1053 00:42:01,416 --> 00:42:02,751 Is here? With humanity? 1054 00:42:02,959 --> 00:42:05,545 Yes. This is my home. 1055 00:42:08,298 --> 00:42:09,716 Deal with it, Mother. 1056 00:42:12,093 --> 00:42:13,261 Fine. 1057 00:42:14,387 --> 00:42:15,430 Fine. 1058 00:42:16,765 --> 00:42:18,975 No sense arguing. 1059 00:42:19,935 --> 00:42:20,894 Time to go. 1060 00:42:25,315 --> 00:42:26,274 Careful. 1061 00:42:26,775 --> 00:42:27,651 It's sharp. 1062 00:42:34,199 --> 00:42:35,242 What's that saying? 1063 00:42:35,825 --> 00:42:38,036 "When my dear husband closes a door, 1064 00:42:38,954 --> 00:42:40,372 he opens a window"? 1065 00:42:41,957 --> 00:42:43,833 The window just opened.