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Previously on Lucifer...
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I don't care much for my dad.
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But you clearly...
care about yours.
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I think he would
be proud of you.
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LUCIFER: Uriel,
that's Azrael's blade.
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You're not planning on
taking Mum back to Hell.
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That weapon will wipe her
out of existence entirely.
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No Heaven, no Hell, just...
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gone.
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Why do you feel guilty?
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LUCIFER:
Uriel didn't just die.
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I killed him.
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I need you to be honest with me
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about who you are.
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No more lies.
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Very well.
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This is where Lucifer buried
your brother.
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Why did he do this?
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- Lucifer was just trying...
- No, Mom.
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Not Lucifer. Father.
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If he wanted to,
he could have
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prevented all of this
from happening.
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I'm done trying to please
someone who isn't even here.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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(gasps)
What the hell?!
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Aah! Get off me!
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Help!
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(distorted, echoing):
Help...!
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(gasps)
MAN: Stop! Stop!
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MAN 2: Leave her alone!
MAN 3: Hey, man, stop!
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(screams)
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Wait. It's you?
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You're kidding me, right?
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We can totally work this out.
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(gasping)
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(stabbing, grunting)
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(stabbing continues)
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♪♪
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♪ You got me feeling like. ♪
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And so there we were,
the detective and I,
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standing in her kitchen, and...
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she made me...
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a sandwich.
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(chuckles softly)
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I believe this is the part
where you tell me
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it's much more
than just a sandwich.
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For example...
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maybe it was
a gesture of intimacy.
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You know, the slices of bread
representing, perhaps,
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the detective's trust.
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Or... was it
a mistrustful sandwich?
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I...
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Doctor, please,
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what delicious message
was she sending me?
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What about Hitler?
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The sandwich is Hitler?
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How did you actually
torture Hitler in Hell?
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- Uh...
- I mean, is his cell
next to Idi Amin's?
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Or Mussolini's?
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Or is there kind of a-a-a...
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a tyrant wing in Hell?
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Right.
(chuckles)
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I suppose it was futile of me
to think that you wouldn't want
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to discuss the whole...
"I'm really the Devil" thing.
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The actual Devil?
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(sighs)
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Look, I have to say...
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I was worried
I'd never see you again.
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I thought I'd...
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scared you off for good.
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Yes, well, Maze,
of all people...
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well, of all...
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demons...
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gave me some needed clarity.
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Did she, now?
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- Yes.
- Right. Well,
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speaking of clarity,
do you mind if we return
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to my current emotional growth?
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Oh. Yes.
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Sorry.
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Apology accepted.
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So, um...
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what do you think it means?
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What about my Uncle Edwin?
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Is he down there?
I mean, 'cause he was...
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(chuckling)
you know....
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one... he was one bad mama jama.
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LUCIFER: I think
I've broken my therapist.
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And now she's somewhere
to the left of totally useless
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and to the right
of babbling lunatic.
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Oh, so she's you
in a skirt.
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Very funny. This is
serious, Detective.
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I'm actually
a bit worried for her.
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Hmm, I'm sure
she'll be fine,
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but if you need anyone
to talk to, I'm here.
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This is actually something
I can't discuss with you.
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What? I'm sure
I can handle it.
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I've seen all your
ugly parts by now.
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Not even close,
I'm afraid.
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Saved by the Douche.
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Our victim's name
is Maddie Howard.
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She was attacked when
she left her apartment.
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The assailant chased
her down the alley
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and stabbed her
repeatedly.
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19 times, to be exact.
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CHLOE: Overkill is usually a
crime of passion-- they probably
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knew each other.
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She was killed
in broad daylight?
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There must have been witnesses.
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Yeah, a bunch,
but depending on who you ask,
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the killer was a male
who's either Hispanic,
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Caucasian or black, short
or tall, brown or blond hair,
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or completely bald.
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So we're dealing
with a shapeshifter.
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Well, eyewitness testimonies
can be unreliable.
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Yeah, people's ojos go a little loco.
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Evidence, however,
does not lie.
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We got substantial bruising
to the skin,
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blade penetrated not only
soft tissue but also bone.
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So the killer was
big and strong.
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Also, blond head hair,
so odds are really good
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we're looking for a white guy.
DAN: Hey, guys.
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Got something over here. Tourist
caught the beginning moments
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of the attack
in the background of a photo.
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CHLOE: Did you get
a look at the killer?
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No, but look at this-- we got
a good look at the weapon.
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DAN: Pretty insane.
CHLOE: Looks like a movie
prop or something.
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Can't be.
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What do you mean,
"Can't be"?
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A movie prop. Those things
are rubber, aren't they?
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What?
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I have to go.
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♪♪
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I don't really have time
for a hike, Lucifer.
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Bounty business
is booming, okay?
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So this better
be important.
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It is.
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Is this...?
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Where Lucifer
buried Uriel. Yeah.
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(birds chirping)
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Okay.
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So if you two want to cry
it out, I'll be in the car.
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What's happened, Lucifer?
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Well, someone dug up the grave.
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Yeah,
I can see that.
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But why?
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Uriel's body is still there.
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Yes, but
Azrael's blade isn't.
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(sighs)
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I believe the weapon
of the Angel of Death
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is in human hands.
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♪♪
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So let me get this straight:
in human hands, Azrael's blade
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wants to kill?
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It demands to
be used to...
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to fulfill its purpose.
LUCIFER: Humans are more...
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malleable than we are,
so it whispers in their ears,
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beckons to be held-- it takes
any reason someone might want
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to hurt another and...
AMENADIEL: Amplifies it a thousandfold.
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So if someone leaves
the toilet seat up...
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Trip to stabby town, yes.
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(soft chuckle)
That's one angry-ass knife.
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LUCIFER:
Yes, well,
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it was stolen from
the Angel of Death.
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Sis is no sweet peach, is she?
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Listen, we're wasting time here.
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We need to find the blade.
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Why?
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So a few meter maids
bite the dust, who cares?
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People off each other
all the time.
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No, Maze, you
don't understand.
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This will accelerate.
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Passing from human to human,
leaving an unimaginable trail
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of destruction in its wake.
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Yes, nasty little thing.
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We need to retrieve it.
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Oh, I'm so glad you're
on board with this, Luci.
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I mean, who would've thought
that bringing celestial objects
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to Earth might lead
to such destruction?
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Ooh, I like the smug.
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Much sexier than the earnest.
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I'm just surprised that
you would actually take
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a little bit of responsibility.
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I thought an unmarked grave
in the middle of nowhere
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would be safe enough.
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Clearly I was wrong.
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But... I clean up my messes.
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(chuckles)
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Well, good luck, you two.
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(chuckles)
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You'll want to help, Maze.
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No, thanks.
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Let me remind you, I have a job.
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And let me remind you that the
blade doesn't just kill humans.
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It also obliterates
celestial beings,
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including demons.
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So, say the detective were to
find it and bring it home...
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I get snuffed out
for not doing the dishes.
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Which is why
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the detective can't be part
of this investigation.
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Now,
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I'll need you two
to move Uriel's body.
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Somewhere it won't be
found this time.
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Very well.
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And one note,
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you're to do so without
disturbing the grave site
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in the slightest, specifically
that footprint there.
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MAZE:
Why?
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Because I'm going to get an
expert to help me examine it.
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ELLA:
You need a favor?
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Yes, your scientific expertise
on a discreet matter.
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Mm.
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Paternity test?
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What? Do I look like someone
who'd be so irresponsible?
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Uh, regardless, if
you do this favor for me,
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then I'll do a favor
for you in return.
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Lucifer,
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the whole point of a favor is
to do it for free, okay?
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And then you just trust the love
will come back to you somehow.
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Favors are about faith.
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Ugh. Please don't
ruin favors for me.
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Look, come on, I insist.
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Tit for tat.
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Fine, um...
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Well, there is something
that I would like.
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Mm?
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But I'm not sure
you can handle it.
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Oh, well, now I'm intrigued.
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I mean, it might be a little...
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inappropriate among colleagues.
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Oh, right, even better.
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Well, why don't you, uh...
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Well...
(whispering): Okay, so...
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(whispers indistinctly)
- Oh.
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Oh, no, no.
Definitely not.
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You're the one
who wanted tit for tat.
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(chuckles) Yes, if only
it were that simple.
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(sighs)
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All right, fine.
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You have a deal.
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Gosh, you're a nasty
little nerd, aren't you?
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♪♪
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♪ Oh, oh ♪
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♪ So beautiful ♪
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♪ Like a love song ♪
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♪ You got me singing. ♪
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Right. Here we are.
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Does your favor
involve killing me?
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(Lucifer chuckles, Ella yelps)
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I'm just kidding, no.
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I need you to do
your forensic whatnots
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and work out
what disturbed this area.
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Uh, you mean this empty grave?
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Look,
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you said to me that favors
were about faith, right?
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Yeah.
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Well, I'm asking you
to have faith in me.
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And know that I wouldn't ask
anything untoward of you.
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You know, when you use my own
words against me like that,
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00:10:14,261 --> 00:10:15,429
it's actually
really hard to say no.
262
00:10:15,637 --> 00:10:16,346
I know.
263
00:10:16,555 --> 00:10:18,515
There's some very interesting
footprints over there.
264
00:10:19,433 --> 00:10:22,978
ELLA: Well, it looks like
we got a man's sneaker.
265
00:10:23,937 --> 00:10:25,522
Okay, I'll take a mold,
but assuming
266
00:10:25,731 --> 00:10:27,482
it's one of the major brands,
I mean, you're looking at a pool
267
00:10:27,691 --> 00:10:29,401
of, like, two million dudes
in L.A.
268
00:10:30,193 --> 00:10:32,863
Maybe 10,000 robust ladies.
269
00:10:33,071 --> 00:10:35,449
Well, I was hoping for something
a little more specific.
270
00:10:35,824 --> 00:10:38,285
That's not how
analytical science works.
271
00:10:39,494 --> 00:10:40,245
Whoa.
272
00:10:41,455 --> 00:10:43,415
Someone tried to burn something.
273
00:10:46,168 --> 00:10:47,628
It looks like there's
writing on one s...
274
00:10:48,045 --> 00:10:49,421
- side.
- (chuckles)
275
00:10:50,005 --> 00:10:52,090
Yeah, I should be able to
reconstruct this at the lab.
276
00:10:52,799 --> 00:10:54,009
Ah, excellent.
277
00:10:54,217 --> 00:10:56,386
Right, whilst you do that,
I'll get back to the detective.
278
00:10:57,179 --> 00:10:58,388
Oh, and remember...
279
00:10:58,889 --> 00:10:59,931
Yeah, don't tell anyone
280
00:11:00,140 --> 00:11:02,142
about your super creepy
non-grave grave.
281
00:11:02,392 --> 00:11:03,393
Got it.
282
00:11:08,315 --> 00:11:09,733
CHLOE:
So you worked here
with the deceased?
283
00:11:10,150 --> 00:11:11,485
We didn't just work together.
284
00:11:11,693 --> 00:11:13,612
I mean, Maddie was a friend.
285
00:11:13,862 --> 00:11:16,448
The person who introduced me
to the Glory Way.
286
00:11:18,283 --> 00:11:20,994
God, I can't believe
that she's dead.
287
00:11:21,203 --> 00:11:22,329
I'm sorry.
The glory what?
288
00:11:22,537 --> 00:11:23,497
The glory hole.
289
00:11:23,705 --> 00:11:24,539
The Glory Way.
290
00:11:24,748 --> 00:11:25,707
- Ah.
- Developed by
291
00:11:26,333 --> 00:11:28,001
our guru, Jenson Glory.
292
00:11:28,794 --> 00:11:32,214
The Glory Way is a mind
and body sensibility system
293
00:11:32,422 --> 00:11:34,883
designed to reveal what we call
294
00:11:35,175 --> 00:11:36,218
the "home you."
295
00:11:36,718 --> 00:11:38,387
Right. Do people
actually believe
296
00:11:38,595 --> 00:11:39,971
the word salad that
you're selling?
297
00:11:40,180 --> 00:11:41,306
(laughing):
'Cause, I mean, look,
298
00:11:41,515 --> 00:11:43,600
I enjoy a taut,
spandex-wrapped backside
299
00:11:43,809 --> 00:11:44,768
as much as the next chap,
300
00:11:44,976 --> 00:11:47,562
but that was one large helping
of spiritual gobbledy-gook.
301
00:11:48,188 --> 00:11:50,816
Follow Jenson's teachings and
you will uncover your true self.
302
00:11:51,024 --> 00:11:51,650
And what if
303
00:11:51,858 --> 00:11:54,778
your true self is a 400-pound
nimrod with flatulence issues?
304
00:11:55,654 --> 00:11:58,073
Just saying. Some things
are better left buried.
305
00:11:58,281 --> 00:12:00,075
CHLOE:
Given the specifics
of the murder,
306
00:12:00,283 --> 00:12:03,245
we're looking for someone who
had a real hatred for Maddie.
307
00:12:03,412 --> 00:12:04,788
Does anyone come to mind?
308
00:12:04,996 --> 00:12:08,750
No. Maddie was a wholesome
soul, a true light.
309
00:12:08,959 --> 00:12:10,168
What about petty grievances?
310
00:12:10,377 --> 00:12:12,379
Perhaps Maddie drank
someone's probiotic smoothie
311
00:12:12,587 --> 00:12:14,923
or did one too many peacock
poses for someone's taste?
312
00:12:15,132 --> 00:12:15,757
- Lucifer.
- No.
313
00:12:15,966 --> 00:12:17,342
Just... think.
314
00:12:17,551 --> 00:12:19,553
There must be
some little disagreements.
315
00:12:19,761 --> 00:12:21,054
So why don't you
write us up a list?
316
00:12:21,263 --> 00:12:23,598
Anyone who so much as raised
a patchouli-scented eyebrow
317
00:12:23,807 --> 00:12:25,267
in Maddie's direction
could be the killer.
318
00:12:25,475 --> 00:12:26,810
- See...
- Excuse us.
319
00:12:29,271 --> 00:12:30,272
That's not the profile
320
00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:32,023
of the murderer
we're investigating.
321
00:12:32,232 --> 00:12:33,525
I'm just being
thorough, Detective.
322
00:12:33,734 --> 00:12:36,486
Like you said, "Shake the bushes
until the truth flies free."
323
00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:38,905
I don't think
I've ever said that before.
324
00:12:39,322 --> 00:12:40,699
- No?
- Uh-uh.
325
00:12:40,949 --> 00:12:42,909
Oh. Perhaps it was Ms. Lopez.
326
00:12:44,035 --> 00:12:46,455
Mm. You've been spending
a lot of time with Ella.
327
00:12:47,831 --> 00:12:48,915
You know, working
together, I mean.
328
00:12:49,124 --> 00:12:50,792
- (clears her throat)
- LUCIFER: Not particularly.
329
00:12:51,710 --> 00:12:52,461
Hmm.
330
00:12:53,503 --> 00:12:54,546
Shall we see
how this list is getting on?
331
00:12:54,755 --> 00:12:55,672
Mm-hmm.
332
00:12:57,507 --> 00:13:01,094
(humming)
333
00:13:01,303 --> 00:13:02,596
Glad to see you're
hard at work.
334
00:13:03,513 --> 00:13:06,558
You know, studies show that the
brain does some of its best work
335
00:13:06,767 --> 00:13:07,893
when it's not trying.
336
00:13:08,477 --> 00:13:10,312
That's why great ideas come
in the shower.
337
00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:12,022
- For me, it's
usually women.
- Hmm.
338
00:13:12,230 --> 00:13:13,482
Any progress so far?
339
00:13:13,690 --> 00:13:15,192
- Damn straight.
- Hmm.
340
00:13:15,817 --> 00:13:19,488
I rehydrated that burnt
piece of paper
341
00:13:19,696 --> 00:13:21,031
we found
at your super creepy place
342
00:13:21,239 --> 00:13:22,741
using polyvinyl acetate.
343
00:13:23,033 --> 00:13:25,660
- Oh, it's easy
for you to say.
- I ran these pieces
344
00:13:25,869 --> 00:13:27,204
through a pattern
recognition program,
345
00:13:27,412 --> 00:13:28,455
and I found two things.
346
00:13:28,997 --> 00:13:30,123
First...
347
00:13:32,709 --> 00:13:34,836
what looks to be a map
348
00:13:35,253 --> 00:13:38,423
leading from downtown L.A. to
that exact spot you took me to.
349
00:13:39,299 --> 00:13:40,592
Right. What was
the second thing?
350
00:13:41,009 --> 00:13:43,053
Some business logo
of a law firm.
351
00:13:43,887 --> 00:13:45,096
What law firm?
352
00:13:47,516 --> 00:13:50,018
(computer trilling, beeps)
353
00:13:50,727 --> 00:13:52,479
Bloody hell.
354
00:13:56,483 --> 00:13:57,275
(door slams)
355
00:13:58,318 --> 00:14:00,612
I said no interruptions,
so unless
356
00:14:00,821 --> 00:14:02,656
you're that broad-shouldered
intern from this morning...
357
00:14:02,864 --> 00:14:03,865
LUCIFER:
Hello, Mum.
358
00:14:04,741 --> 00:14:05,700
Oh. (laughs)
359
00:14:06,076 --> 00:14:06,743
Hello, son.
360
00:14:07,118 --> 00:14:09,079
It appears you've been busy.
361
00:14:16,002 --> 00:14:18,880
I was getting bored
with my mate and offspring,
362
00:14:19,673 --> 00:14:21,842
so I thought
I'd dive into my employment.
363
00:14:22,676 --> 00:14:24,344
Not that hard
once you read the law books.
364
00:14:24,553 --> 00:14:25,554
What law books?
365
00:14:26,096 --> 00:14:26,888
Well, all of them.
366
00:14:27,347 --> 00:14:30,809
Took less than a weekend with time
to teach the hubby new tricks.
367
00:14:31,893 --> 00:14:35,146
Have you ever heard of something
called the reverse cowgirl?
368
00:14:35,522 --> 00:14:36,439
Well, I'm thrilled,
369
00:14:36,648 --> 00:14:38,149
Mum, really, I am.
370
00:14:38,358 --> 00:14:41,570
Here you are studying law
and the Kama Sutra.
371
00:14:42,362 --> 00:14:44,865
And drawing maps
to Uriel's grave!
372
00:14:47,659 --> 00:14:48,577
(laughs)
373
00:14:49,077 --> 00:14:50,412
Did someone find the blade?
374
00:14:51,162 --> 00:14:53,081
Oh, so you admit
that you led a human to it?
375
00:14:53,290 --> 00:14:54,916
Well, not a human.
More like ten.
376
00:14:55,125 --> 00:14:56,918
- Ten?
- Maybe 12. Uh...
377
00:14:57,127 --> 00:14:58,086
- But...
- 15?
378
00:14:58,461 --> 00:14:59,754
Only my craftiest clients.
379
00:14:59,963 --> 00:15:01,548
I mean, I had to make sure
that someone would actually
380
00:15:01,756 --> 00:15:03,633
follow through
and dig the damn thing up.
381
00:15:03,842 --> 00:15:06,052
Why in the world
would you tell people?
382
00:15:06,261 --> 00:15:07,596
What is wrong with you?!
383
00:15:07,804 --> 00:15:10,473
Me? If you didn't want
the blade found,
384
00:15:10,682 --> 00:15:12,767
you shouldn't have left it
in a hole in the ground!
385
00:15:13,143 --> 00:15:15,937
A filled-in hole in
the middle of nowhere,
386
00:15:16,146 --> 00:15:19,149
which no one would've possibly
found if not for you.
387
00:15:19,691 --> 00:15:21,776
Yes. Well... there's that.
388
00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:23,904
Besides, where else
am I gonna hide it?
389
00:15:24,112 --> 00:15:27,324
Lux? You know how many people
traipse through there each week?
390
00:15:27,532 --> 00:15:29,451
Well, I don't know.
Your bedroom, then.
391
00:15:29,659 --> 00:15:30,452
Worse.
392
00:15:30,869 --> 00:15:32,954
Yes... You are
sexually prolific.
393
00:15:33,413 --> 00:15:34,414
(laughs)
394
00:15:34,915 --> 00:15:36,124
Turns out, you get that from me.
395
00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:38,251
Oh, Mum, why?
396
00:15:39,419 --> 00:15:43,131
Why would you release
Azrael's blade into the world?
397
00:15:44,257 --> 00:15:45,216
(sighs)
398
00:15:46,051 --> 00:15:49,346
Because I wanted
to get your father's attention.
399
00:15:52,223 --> 00:15:53,308
Your brother,
400
00:15:53,516 --> 00:15:56,353
Uriel-- my son-- died.
401
00:15:56,895 --> 00:15:59,272
Do you think it's crazy
that I wanted to talk about it?
402
00:15:59,481 --> 00:16:01,024
Mourn with him, maybe?!
403
00:16:01,316 --> 00:16:03,652
- I...
- So I reached out,
404
00:16:04,110 --> 00:16:05,695
and guess what I got back.
405
00:16:06,613 --> 00:16:07,364
Nothing.
406
00:16:07,572 --> 00:16:09,366
Yes.
Like always.
407
00:16:09,866 --> 00:16:13,870
So I figured that if his toys
started stabbing each other
408
00:16:14,079 --> 00:16:16,998
with a celestial blade, that
maybe he might take a moment.
409
00:16:17,374 --> 00:16:19,000
Humans are dying because of you.
410
00:16:19,209 --> 00:16:21,878
Well, humans die.
They all do eventually.
411
00:16:22,295 --> 00:16:23,755
It's what they were
designed to do.
412
00:16:23,964 --> 00:16:25,799
Yes, but not
like this.
413
00:16:29,761 --> 00:16:32,180
Your vacation here
has changed you.
414
00:16:32,722 --> 00:16:34,891
You seem attached
to these creatures,
415
00:16:35,100 --> 00:16:40,522
and I can't, for the life of me,
figure out why.
416
00:16:40,939 --> 00:16:44,985
Look, you say you want
to stay here on Earth,
417
00:16:45,193 --> 00:16:47,529
to live with your sons, right?
418
00:16:48,238 --> 00:16:52,534
So, a choice: willingly help me
get the blade back,
419
00:16:52,742 --> 00:16:56,204
or I'll send Maze over here
to give you some inspiration.
420
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:01,418
Hmm. Fine.
421
00:17:01,626 --> 00:17:03,420
You're killing
my reverse cowgirl high.
422
00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:05,130
I...
423
00:17:07,465 --> 00:17:09,843
CHLOE:
LAPD investigation,
that's right.
424
00:17:10,301 --> 00:17:13,722
Uh, just your whereabouts
around 7:00 a.m. this morning.
425
00:17:14,222 --> 00:17:15,807
Okay. Can you prove that?
426
00:17:16,975 --> 00:17:17,600
Right.
427
00:17:17,809 --> 00:17:18,810
Thank you.
428
00:17:19,769 --> 00:17:20,603
So the guy that complained
429
00:17:20,812 --> 00:17:22,272
Maddie didn't have enough
cool-down time was
430
00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:25,233
at an ashram in Sedona,
so, not our guy.
431
00:17:25,734 --> 00:17:27,193
My pudding's gone.
432
00:17:28,069 --> 00:17:28,778
I'm sorry?
433
00:17:28,987 --> 00:17:30,113
In the break room fridge,
my pudding--
434
00:17:30,321 --> 00:17:31,865
clearly labeled "Dan"--
it's gone.
435
00:17:32,657 --> 00:17:33,700
Not the first time, either.
436
00:17:34,284 --> 00:17:36,536
Wow. Do you want me
to put some unis on it?
437
00:17:36,745 --> 00:17:39,205
- Want me to schedule a stakeout?
Are you even okay?
- No, Chloe.
438
00:17:39,414 --> 00:17:41,249
I'm just saying that a man's
snacks-- they're sacred, okay?
439
00:17:41,666 --> 00:17:43,585
- Okay.
- What up, detective people?
440
00:17:44,210 --> 00:17:45,170
- Hey.
- Hey.
441
00:17:46,337 --> 00:17:48,631
Are Lucifer and Ella working on
a case that I don't know about?
442
00:17:49,090 --> 00:17:50,425
Mm. Why?
443
00:17:51,634 --> 00:17:54,554
No reason, they just seem to be
spending a lot of time together.
444
00:17:55,889 --> 00:17:57,265
Is someone jealous?
445
00:17:57,474 --> 00:17:58,266
What?
446
00:17:58,475 --> 00:17:59,267
No.
447
00:18:00,185 --> 00:18:01,436
No way.
Gross.
448
00:18:01,644 --> 00:18:02,604
'Cause you can
tell me if you are.
449
00:18:02,812 --> 00:18:03,897
I mean...
450
00:18:04,939 --> 00:18:06,691
we can be there for
each other, as friends.
451
00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:09,277
Even... even if
it's about another guy.
452
00:18:09,861 --> 00:18:11,905
Right, but Lucifer's not
another guy.
453
00:18:12,113 --> 00:18:12,947
He's a weirdo.
454
00:18:13,156 --> 00:18:14,783
This is about partnership,
nothing more.
455
00:18:14,991 --> 00:18:16,326
Partners don't keep secrets.
456
00:18:16,618 --> 00:18:17,619
Well, maybe with Ella,
457
00:18:17,827 --> 00:18:19,204
it's more than just
sex, maybe it's...
458
00:18:19,412 --> 00:18:20,747
a little more serious.
459
00:18:21,456 --> 00:18:22,248
Huh?
460
00:18:22,457 --> 00:18:24,250
No, it's not like Lucifer--
I don't think he...
461
00:18:24,459 --> 00:18:25,919
"Not like Lucifer" wha-what?
462
00:18:27,587 --> 00:18:29,005
Likes poker.
463
00:18:30,715 --> 00:18:32,300
Dan has a monthly game.
464
00:18:32,634 --> 00:18:34,469
Oh, no, I love a good gamble.
Count me in.
465
00:18:34,844 --> 00:18:36,846
Right, where's that list of
grievances against poor Maddie?
466
00:18:37,055 --> 00:18:38,473
- CHLOE: Oh, it's the...
- DAN: Yeah.
467
00:18:38,681 --> 00:18:40,767
- CHLOE: There-- all right, there you go.
- LUCIFER: Lovely, thank you.
468
00:18:40,975 --> 00:18:41,601
Why would you do that?
469
00:18:41,810 --> 00:18:43,978
- CHLOE: Okay, now you're making it
weird.
- DAN: You're making it weird.
470
00:18:44,187 --> 00:18:45,438
- CHLOE: You're making it weirder.
- DAN: Sorry.
471
00:18:45,647 --> 00:18:47,357
CHLOE:
I'll make it weird on your face.
472
00:18:47,565 --> 00:18:49,692
Duncan Watts is our killer.
473
00:18:50,235 --> 00:18:50,944
What makes you say that?
474
00:18:51,152 --> 00:18:52,153
Well, just a hunch.
475
00:18:55,156 --> 00:18:56,533
Duncan Watts.
476
00:18:56,741 --> 00:18:58,868
His offices are upstairs
above the yoga studio.
477
00:18:59,077 --> 00:19:01,162
Oh, and he's Maddie
and Corrina's landlord.
478
00:19:01,996 --> 00:19:04,666
DAN:
Duncan was apparently upset that
Maddie kept parking in his spot.
479
00:19:04,916 --> 00:19:07,502
He also tried to have the yoga studio
evicted a few months ago.
480
00:19:07,710 --> 00:19:10,088
Neither of which is really
a reason for 19 stabs.
481
00:19:10,296 --> 00:19:12,173
Yes, but just look at
his stabby mug, hmm?
482
00:19:12,382 --> 00:19:15,135
Blond hair, thick neck, which
suggests Cro-Magnon strength.
483
00:19:15,343 --> 00:19:17,345
Just as our dear
Ella guesstimated.
484
00:19:17,554 --> 00:19:19,264
Ah, "dear Ella," hmm.
485
00:19:19,472 --> 00:19:20,390
Where you going?
486
00:19:20,598 --> 00:19:22,058
I'm just off to see
this Duncan chap.
487
00:19:22,267 --> 00:19:22,892
No.
488
00:19:23,101 --> 00:19:25,186
We will go together
like partners, okay?
489
00:19:26,020 --> 00:19:28,857
Right, yes, I-I just need to
make a quick phone call first.
490
00:19:29,065 --> 00:19:31,234
Oh, okay. No worries.
491
00:19:31,860 --> 00:19:33,194
Private phone call, Detective.
492
00:19:33,403 --> 00:19:34,863
Just give me a moment.
493
00:19:35,071 --> 00:19:36,072
Yeah, sure.
494
00:19:38,241 --> 00:19:39,659
- (loud clattering)
- MAZE: You sure this
is the right place?
495
00:19:39,868 --> 00:19:40,827
AMENADIEL:
Duncan Watts, Maze.
496
00:19:41,035 --> 00:19:42,871
That's the name Lucifer gave me.
497
00:19:51,754 --> 00:19:52,463
I got nothing.
498
00:19:52,672 --> 00:19:53,923
Yeah, me neither.
499
00:19:54,465 --> 00:19:56,718
Even if we find the blade,
it's a temporary fix.
500
00:19:57,010 --> 00:19:57,969
Your mom is the problem.
501
00:19:58,178 --> 00:19:59,429
(scoffs)
502
00:19:59,637 --> 00:20:01,472
She released the blade
to create chaos,
503
00:20:01,681 --> 00:20:03,266
and you two respond
by coddling her.
504
00:20:03,474 --> 00:20:05,059
Nobody's coddling her,
all right?
505
00:20:05,268 --> 00:20:06,769
Tell yourself whatever you want,
506
00:20:06,978 --> 00:20:10,064
but you know it's true,
and it explains a lot.
507
00:20:10,899 --> 00:20:11,858
Explains what?
508
00:20:12,066 --> 00:20:13,526
(soft chuckle)
509
00:20:14,194 --> 00:20:15,361
Doesn't really matter anymore,
510
00:20:15,570 --> 00:20:18,990
but, just so you know,
this whole mama's boy thing?
511
00:20:19,532 --> 00:20:20,909
Kind of a turnoff.
512
00:20:21,367 --> 00:20:22,493
Oh, yeah?
513
00:20:23,244 --> 00:20:25,955
Well, your whole "skintight leather,
hot body everywhere" thing?
514
00:20:26,289 --> 00:20:28,875
- Mm-hmm?
- It's really not that...
515
00:20:30,627 --> 00:20:33,087
It's not-- it's not
that-that great.
516
00:20:34,797 --> 00:20:35,757
Yeah, it is.
517
00:20:35,965 --> 00:20:37,508
(car pulling up)
518
00:20:38,051 --> 00:20:38,968
They're here.
519
00:20:39,636 --> 00:20:42,055
Yeah, we should probably
warn Lucifer.
520
00:20:47,518 --> 00:20:49,354
- LUCIFER: Well?
- AMENADIEL: There's no blade.
521
00:20:49,562 --> 00:20:51,731
(sighs)
Right, use the back way out.
522
00:20:52,523 --> 00:20:53,274
(scoffs)
523
00:20:54,067 --> 00:20:55,109
Ah, Detective,
524
00:20:55,318 --> 00:20:56,694
you know, after reflection,
I think you're right.
525
00:20:56,903 --> 00:20:58,863
Parking space thievery is
no motive for murder.
526
00:20:59,072 --> 00:20:59,697
(chuckles)
527
00:20:59,906 --> 00:21:01,157
What is going on with you?
528
00:21:01,532 --> 00:21:02,742
First, you're so
eager to get here,
529
00:21:02,951 --> 00:21:04,869
you practically jump out
of my car before I've parked,
530
00:21:05,078 --> 00:21:06,120
and now you want to leave.
531
00:21:06,329 --> 00:21:07,622
What are you hiding?
532
00:21:08,039 --> 00:21:09,540
Hiding?
What would I be hiding?
533
00:21:10,416 --> 00:21:11,459
Blood.
534
00:21:12,502 --> 00:21:13,253
What?
535
00:21:24,597 --> 00:21:26,391
This is Unit 831
requesting backup.
536
00:21:26,599 --> 00:21:29,394
Soul Depot,
15534 Hillgreen Drive.
537
00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:44,742
It's Duncan.
538
00:21:45,618 --> 00:21:48,162
Oh, must've been
some parking space.
539
00:21:52,333 --> 00:21:54,168
Uh, Detective.
540
00:21:54,377 --> 00:21:55,461
Yeah.
541
00:21:56,296 --> 00:21:59,674
Seems this class took corpse
pose quite literally.
542
00:22:08,391 --> 00:22:11,227
(indistinct police radio
chatter)
543
00:22:11,436 --> 00:22:13,896
(camera shutter clicking)
544
00:22:14,105 --> 00:22:15,940
So, no sign of
the murder weapon?
545
00:22:16,524 --> 00:22:17,150
Uh-uh.
546
00:22:17,358 --> 00:22:18,735
Are you sure?
547
00:22:18,943 --> 00:22:21,738
Right. Nothing left for us
to do here then, I suppose.
548
00:22:21,946 --> 00:22:24,240
Except for figuring out
how six people were killed.
549
00:22:24,449 --> 00:22:26,326
I'm thinking the
primary killer was Duncan.
550
00:22:26,576 --> 00:22:28,619
Killing Maddie didn't satiate
his anger,
551
00:22:28,828 --> 00:22:31,581
so he went after her clients
and probably got stabbed
552
00:22:31,789 --> 00:22:33,124
when one of them
defended themselves.
553
00:22:33,333 --> 00:22:35,043
I doubt it. More likely
the weapon was passed
554
00:22:35,251 --> 00:22:36,127
from one person to the next
555
00:22:36,336 --> 00:22:38,087
in a game of
murderous hot potato.
556
00:22:38,296 --> 00:22:39,088
That's insane.
557
00:22:39,505 --> 00:22:40,381
I know, right?
558
00:22:40,590 --> 00:22:43,885
Totally insane and probably
exactly what happened.
559
00:22:44,302 --> 00:22:45,970
I say this with huge
respect for the dead,
560
00:22:46,179 --> 00:22:47,722
but this case is totally
gonna be a panel
561
00:22:47,930 --> 00:22:49,140
at the next
forensic conference.
562
00:22:49,349 --> 00:22:50,808
Okay. So based
on my preliminary
563
00:22:51,017 --> 00:22:52,185
assessment of
the wounds,
564
00:22:52,393 --> 00:22:55,104
it looks like Duncan
came through the door,
565
00:22:55,313 --> 00:22:57,357
attacked victim number two
with the same weapon
566
00:22:57,565 --> 00:22:58,983
used to kill Maddie Howard.
567
00:22:59,442 --> 00:23:02,028
But Duncan had ligature
marks on his neck,
568
00:23:02,403 --> 00:23:03,279
like someone
strangled him
569
00:23:03,488 --> 00:23:04,739
from behind with
a yoga strap.
570
00:23:04,947 --> 00:23:06,616
Like... this, here.
571
00:23:06,824 --> 00:23:07,950
- Oh.
- Right?
572
00:23:08,159 --> 00:23:10,161
Which is when
he attacked
573
00:23:10,370 --> 00:23:12,205
victim number three.
574
00:23:12,413 --> 00:23:14,749
But victim number three
had defensive wounds
575
00:23:14,957 --> 00:23:16,125
that matched skin flecks
576
00:23:16,334 --> 00:23:18,044
under the fingernails
of number four,
577
00:23:18,252 --> 00:23:19,462
so I'm thinking Duncan
578
00:23:19,670 --> 00:23:21,089
dropped the knife...
579
00:23:21,297 --> 00:23:24,717
Okay, number four
picked it up, right?
580
00:23:24,926 --> 00:23:28,221
- ELLA: Attacked number three,
like this.
- LUCIFER: Mmm.
581
00:23:28,429 --> 00:23:29,806
Right, and then
at some point,
582
00:23:30,139 --> 00:23:31,516
number five
got involved.
583
00:23:32,058 --> 00:23:34,102
And so on and so on,
until full yoga massacre.
584
00:23:34,310 --> 00:23:36,020
Oh, that will be
what the panel's called,
585
00:23:36,479 --> 00:23:37,271
Full Yoga Massacre
586
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:38,773
- 2016.
- LUCIFER: Very good.
587
00:23:38,981 --> 00:23:40,942
Okay, so, say that all happened
like you just said it did,
588
00:23:41,150 --> 00:23:42,360
which is crazy.
589
00:23:42,610 --> 00:23:44,195
There are seven mats
and seven bodies.
590
00:23:44,404 --> 00:23:45,613
Yeah. So?
591
00:23:45,780 --> 00:23:47,365
So Duncan was the
pissed off landlord,
592
00:23:47,573 --> 00:23:48,825
not the class attendee.
593
00:23:49,033 --> 00:23:50,993
Subtract him,
we're missing one yogi.
594
00:23:51,202 --> 00:23:52,328
Okay, well, all of
the bodies were situated
595
00:23:52,537 --> 00:23:55,957
around these six mats--
the student mats.
596
00:23:57,959 --> 00:24:01,421
So that could be
the teacher's mat, maybe.
597
00:24:02,088 --> 00:24:03,881
The teacher must
have been here.
598
00:24:05,299 --> 00:24:05,967
Get this.
599
00:24:06,175 --> 00:24:07,844
Teacher training taught by
600
00:24:08,261 --> 00:24:10,012
Jenson Glory himself.
601
00:24:10,263 --> 00:24:12,265
I mean, his body's not
among the dead.
602
00:24:12,473 --> 00:24:13,683
Could be our
missing victim.
603
00:24:14,225 --> 00:24:15,726
Slash attacker.
604
00:24:18,980 --> 00:24:20,106
CHLOE:
Guy's a piece of work.
605
00:24:20,398 --> 00:24:23,359
Jenson Glory, his real
name is Jamie Ostrowski.
606
00:24:23,568 --> 00:24:25,528
Soul Depot is the latest
in a long line of
607
00:24:25,736 --> 00:24:27,363
failed fitness enterprises.
608
00:24:27,822 --> 00:24:29,574
Glory has five fraud lawsuits,
609
00:24:29,907 --> 00:24:31,993
two sexual harassment claims
working their way
610
00:24:32,201 --> 00:24:33,035
through the court system.
611
00:24:33,786 --> 00:24:34,996
Sexual harassment?
612
00:24:35,746 --> 00:24:37,039
Yeah, former assistants.
613
00:24:37,248 --> 00:24:39,250
Both beautiful young women,
like Maddie.
614
00:24:39,459 --> 00:24:41,043
Oh, and look at the contract
that they sign
615
00:24:41,252 --> 00:24:42,670
when students join Soul Depot.
616
00:24:43,504 --> 00:24:44,964
"I surrender myself
to Soul Depot,
617
00:24:45,173 --> 00:24:46,632
"body, mind and soul,
618
00:24:46,841 --> 00:24:48,593
"and to the only true guru
of health and serenity,
619
00:24:48,801 --> 00:24:50,720
Jenson Glory." Wow.
620
00:24:50,928 --> 00:24:52,013
Pretty much a cult.
621
00:24:52,221 --> 00:24:53,222
Think he brainwashed
his students
622
00:24:53,431 --> 00:24:55,349
into a Jonestown
type thing?
623
00:24:55,558 --> 00:24:56,851
Kind of a stretch, right?
624
00:24:57,685 --> 00:24:58,519
That a yoga pun?
625
00:24:59,270 --> 00:25:01,189
No. It's an honest question.
626
00:25:01,397 --> 00:25:04,567
I mean, drinking cyanide juice
is one thing,
627
00:25:04,775 --> 00:25:06,944
but a bunch of people
stabbing each other?
628
00:25:07,153 --> 00:25:08,821
Totally insane!
629
00:25:09,030 --> 00:25:11,407
A magic blade in Los Angeles
630
00:25:11,616 --> 00:25:14,285
which belongs to
the Angel of Death?
631
00:25:14,494 --> 00:25:16,621
Now, in the hands
of a yogi shyster
632
00:25:16,829 --> 00:25:19,123
who's apparently touchy-feely
in more ways than one.
633
00:25:19,332 --> 00:25:20,583
Okay, can we go back
634
00:25:20,791 --> 00:25:22,251
to the Angel of Death?
635
00:25:22,668 --> 00:25:23,836
Is he... uh,
636
00:25:24,045 --> 00:25:25,296
is he another one of
your brothers?
637
00:25:25,505 --> 00:25:27,048
Sister, actually.
638
00:25:27,673 --> 00:25:29,759
The Angel of Death is a chick?
639
00:25:30,301 --> 00:25:32,136
Yes, I sort of wish we were
back to talking in metaphors.
640
00:25:32,345 --> 00:25:34,222
- LINDA: That makes two of us.
- LUCIFER: Because I do actually
641
00:25:34,430 --> 00:25:36,265
have things that I'd like
to talk about, Doctor.
642
00:25:36,807 --> 00:25:38,476
Oh. Oh, yes. I'm so sorry.
643
00:25:38,684 --> 00:25:39,769
Yes. Please.
644
00:25:40,394 --> 00:25:41,020
Right.
645
00:25:41,229 --> 00:25:43,814
So, my mum asked me why
I care so much
646
00:25:44,023 --> 00:25:45,066
about these people dying
647
00:25:45,274 --> 00:25:47,944
and I'm not sure I know.
648
00:25:49,070 --> 00:25:50,821
I mean, it's not like
I know them personally,
649
00:25:51,030 --> 00:25:52,698
and Maze is right--
650
00:25:52,907 --> 00:25:55,034
even without Azrael's blade,
humans are capricious.
651
00:25:55,243 --> 00:25:56,661
(laughing):
Hell,
652
00:25:56,869 --> 00:25:58,204
they're willing to
trade their souls
653
00:25:58,412 --> 00:26:00,081
to lose unsightly
tummy fat, but...
654
00:26:01,457 --> 00:26:02,750
So...
(sighs)
655
00:26:02,959 --> 00:26:05,211
why should I feel bad?
656
00:26:05,419 --> 00:26:06,504
Why should I feel responsible?
657
00:26:06,712 --> 00:26:07,964
And... why
658
00:26:08,172 --> 00:26:09,715
am I doing my
own therapy?
659
00:26:09,924 --> 00:26:11,342
Lucifer, I'm sorry.
660
00:26:12,176 --> 00:26:16,347
I'm trying to digest this
whole thing myself. And, well,
661
00:26:16,556 --> 00:26:20,476
there is no listing in the DSM-5
for Azrael's Blade Anxiety.
662
00:26:20,685 --> 00:26:21,561
- (phone buzzes)
- Oh.
663
00:26:21,769 --> 00:26:22,728
Excuse me.
664
00:26:25,356 --> 00:26:26,566
Ah,
665
00:26:26,941 --> 00:26:29,527
the guru with the doo-doo juju
has been picked up.
666
00:26:29,735 --> 00:26:31,946
So, I'm afraid that's all we've
got time for today.
667
00:26:34,198 --> 00:26:37,368
Just... call me if you
need to reschedule.
668
00:26:38,244 --> 00:26:40,496
I wasn't even
at the studio, actually.
669
00:26:40,705 --> 00:26:42,665
That's not what
the schedule says.
670
00:26:44,041 --> 00:26:44,792
May I have a tea?
671
00:26:45,418 --> 00:26:47,044
Siberian ginseng
if you have it.
672
00:26:48,504 --> 00:26:49,547
Well...
673
00:26:49,755 --> 00:26:51,340
Hello, Richard Simmons.
674
00:26:51,674 --> 00:26:52,425
Sorry I'm late.
675
00:26:53,259 --> 00:26:54,010
Where's the knife?
676
00:26:54,385 --> 00:26:56,596
Who is this tense man?
677
00:26:57,263 --> 00:26:57,888
Okay,
678
00:26:58,097 --> 00:26:59,432
back to the teacher
training class.
679
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:00,850
Can you prove that
you weren't there?
680
00:27:01,058 --> 00:27:02,977
Of course, there's
a computer system--
681
00:27:03,185 --> 00:27:04,895
all of the teachers have
to swipe a key card.
682
00:27:05,104 --> 00:27:06,689
Even me. Check it.
683
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:08,399
So, where were you?
684
00:27:08,608 --> 00:27:09,400
Home.
685
00:27:10,109 --> 00:27:12,194
I missed the
last few classes, actually.
686
00:27:12,403 --> 00:27:14,322
I've been... sick.
687
00:27:14,530 --> 00:27:16,532
Obsessing over a
new toy, more like.
688
00:27:17,158 --> 00:27:17,992
What are you talking about?
689
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,494
I'm talking about something
that's probably beckoning you
690
00:27:20,703 --> 00:27:21,829
as we speak.
691
00:27:22,121 --> 00:27:24,874
Whispering to you
to do terrible things.
692
00:27:25,291 --> 00:27:27,251
Wretched, sinful deeds.
693
00:27:28,794 --> 00:27:30,671
That-- that's true...
694
00:27:31,172 --> 00:27:32,590
I-I want...
695
00:27:32,798 --> 00:27:34,133
Go on, tell me. Tell
me what you want,
696
00:27:34,342 --> 00:27:35,885
what you really,
really want.
697
00:27:36,093 --> 00:27:37,178
I want...
698
00:27:39,096 --> 00:27:41,682
a raspberry cream cheese muffin.
699
00:27:41,891 --> 00:27:43,392
And-- and-and
700
00:27:43,601 --> 00:27:45,144
to take this thing...
701
00:27:45,353 --> 00:27:46,145
off!
702
00:27:46,354 --> 00:27:47,563
- Oh, my...
- Oh.
703
00:27:47,772 --> 00:27:49,023
Expecting twins, are we?
704
00:27:49,231 --> 00:27:51,692
Hey, I backslid
a little bit, all right?
705
00:27:51,984 --> 00:27:53,694
Carbs are the
Devil's spawn, man.
706
00:27:53,903 --> 00:27:55,363
Don't blame your
weaknesses on me.
707
00:27:55,696 --> 00:27:56,739
- Huh?
- Is that why you
didn't show up
708
00:27:56,947 --> 00:27:58,741
to the class? Because
you gained weight?
709
00:27:58,949 --> 00:28:01,369
Of course. No one's gonna
find their "home self"
710
00:28:01,577 --> 00:28:03,954
from a guru who looks like he
ate all the furniture.
711
00:28:04,163 --> 00:28:05,414
Well, I think I'd
rather be chubby
712
00:28:05,623 --> 00:28:07,792
than a handsy dipstick
in a corset.
713
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,043
That's it.
714
00:28:09,710 --> 00:28:11,212
I want my lawyer now.
715
00:28:11,420 --> 00:28:12,922
Well, don't eat him.
716
00:28:13,422 --> 00:28:15,549
♪♪
717
00:28:18,219 --> 00:28:20,221
All right, listen,
we searched Glory's house,
718
00:28:20,429 --> 00:28:22,264
his car,
his other car...
719
00:28:22,473 --> 00:28:24,100
there is no blade.
720
00:28:24,308 --> 00:28:25,810
We did find a safe
in the basement.
721
00:28:30,731 --> 00:28:31,399
Pop-Tarts.
722
00:28:31,607 --> 00:28:33,442
Which... you stole?
723
00:28:33,651 --> 00:28:34,944
Ah, I figured
it's a win-win.
724
00:28:35,152 --> 00:28:37,279
I'm saving the evil guru
from future fat,
725
00:28:37,488 --> 00:28:38,239
and, you know,
726
00:28:39,115 --> 00:28:40,157
Pop-Tarts.
727
00:28:41,867 --> 00:28:44,245
Mr. Glory has a second
home in Ventura.
728
00:28:44,453 --> 00:28:45,413
If you wouldn't mind.
729
00:28:45,871 --> 00:28:46,872
Okay, we'll check it out,
730
00:28:47,081 --> 00:28:47,790
but...
731
00:28:48,582 --> 00:28:49,875
Luci, if he's the one
with the blade,
732
00:28:50,084 --> 00:28:51,711
he's much more likely
to go on a killing spree
733
00:28:51,919 --> 00:28:52,878
than to stash it.
734
00:28:55,089 --> 00:28:55,840
(elevator bell dings)
735
00:29:04,014 --> 00:29:04,682
(elevator bell dings)
736
00:29:06,475 --> 00:29:08,978
Ah. Come back
for your processed pastries?
737
00:29:09,478 --> 00:29:10,646
Ms. Lopez!
738
00:29:11,230 --> 00:29:12,815
Well, this is
a surprise.
739
00:29:13,274 --> 00:29:14,358
Have you found something new?
740
00:29:14,775 --> 00:29:16,569
Oh, I found something all right.
741
00:29:17,570 --> 00:29:19,363
Proof of Bigfoot?
742
00:29:19,572 --> 00:29:20,990
Tread on the shoes
Duncan Watts was wearing
743
00:29:21,198 --> 00:29:22,450
when he was found dead.
744
00:29:23,117 --> 00:29:23,951
Tread that you showed me
745
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:25,953
at your super weirdo
hole in the ground.
746
00:29:26,829 --> 00:29:29,832
They match, which means
that this case
747
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:30,833
and your favor
748
00:29:31,041 --> 00:29:32,501
are connected.
749
00:29:32,710 --> 00:29:33,961
Start talkin', dude.
750
00:29:39,216 --> 00:29:40,634
Do you have something to do
with these murders?
751
00:29:41,677 --> 00:29:42,470
(Sighs)
752
00:29:43,888 --> 00:29:45,055
Come clean with me.
753
00:29:45,723 --> 00:29:47,558
Or I can't keep this
a secret anymore.
754
00:29:48,392 --> 00:29:49,769
You see, that's just it.
755
00:29:50,227 --> 00:29:52,021
The last person
I came clean with
756
00:29:52,229 --> 00:29:53,564
became a tad untethered.
757
00:29:53,981 --> 00:29:55,816
Dude, I grew up in Detroit.
758
00:29:56,233 --> 00:29:58,778
Look,
all I can tell you is
759
00:29:58,986 --> 00:30:01,322
I'm dealing with a matter
of cosmic importance
760
00:30:01,530 --> 00:30:04,200
and I ask you to indulge me
for just a little longer.
761
00:30:04,408 --> 00:30:05,326
You mean have faith?
762
00:30:05,534 --> 00:30:07,536
(scoffs)
Tomato, tomahto.
763
00:30:09,580 --> 00:30:11,999
Well, I guess faith
isn't faith unless it's tested.
764
00:30:12,208 --> 00:30:14,251
- (chuckles)
- Bring it in.
765
00:30:14,460 --> 00:30:16,045
What? Oh.
766
00:30:18,798 --> 00:30:19,673
(elevator bell dings)
767
00:30:22,510 --> 00:30:23,886
- CHLOE: Ella.
- LUCIFER: Detective.
768
00:30:24,345 --> 00:30:27,389
ELLA: Oh, um...
I was just...
769
00:30:28,557 --> 00:30:29,391
uh, you see,
770
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:32,061
there's this, uh, store
that has really special...
771
00:30:32,269 --> 00:30:33,062
soap.
772
00:30:33,270 --> 00:30:34,897
And, you know,
773
00:30:35,105 --> 00:30:37,066
but I should really
get going now and...
774
00:30:37,691 --> 00:30:39,777
clean stuff with the soap.
775
00:30:40,236 --> 00:30:41,946
- ELLA: Bye!
- LUCIFER: Enjoy your shower.
776
00:30:44,114 --> 00:30:45,491
LUCIFER: So, um...
777
00:30:46,325 --> 00:30:47,576
to what do I owe
this pleasure?
778
00:30:48,077 --> 00:30:50,538
Jenson's home security system
shows video of him sleeping
779
00:30:50,746 --> 00:30:52,915
during the murders,
so he wasn't lying about that.
780
00:30:53,123 --> 00:30:55,042
We checked the key card system
at Soul Depot,
781
00:30:55,251 --> 00:30:56,752
and guess who was
subbing for Jenson.
782
00:30:57,586 --> 00:30:59,129
Corrina,
Maddie's co-manager.
783
00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:01,048
Right, and where's
Corrina now?
784
00:31:01,340 --> 00:31:04,009
We checked her house,
she wasn't there. Forensics confirms
785
00:31:04,218 --> 00:31:05,386
that she didn't kill anyone
at Soul Depot,
786
00:31:05,594 --> 00:31:07,346
so she's either running,
hiding or scared.
787
00:31:07,555 --> 00:31:08,889
I put out a BOLO.
788
00:31:09,723 --> 00:31:11,934
Yeah, I don't think Corrina's
the one running this time.
789
00:31:12,601 --> 00:31:13,269
What?
790
00:31:13,686 --> 00:31:14,854
Where are you going?
791
00:31:16,522 --> 00:31:17,565
Hello?
792
00:31:22,152 --> 00:31:23,654
♪ Let go ♪
793
00:31:23,863 --> 00:31:25,948
♪♪
794
00:31:26,156 --> 00:31:29,076
♪ Say come down easier ♪
795
00:31:29,285 --> 00:31:31,120
♪ I know ♪
796
00:31:31,328 --> 00:31:33,789
♪ The fear will wash away ♪
797
00:31:35,249 --> 00:31:36,041
LUCIFER:
Hello?
798
00:31:36,458 --> 00:31:39,420
Anyone here yielding a
deadly, celestial blade?
799
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:42,506
Huh? Anyone?
800
00:31:44,300 --> 00:31:46,176
Well, that'll be
a resounding yes.
801
00:31:48,596 --> 00:31:51,682
I-- I don't know what happened.
802
00:31:52,683 --> 00:31:54,852
I was in class
and Duncan barged in.
803
00:31:55,769 --> 00:31:56,979
It was horrible.
804
00:31:57,813 --> 00:31:59,231
All that killing...
805
00:32:00,024 --> 00:32:01,859
and the knife was
on the ground.
806
00:32:02,067 --> 00:32:03,777
It started calling you.
807
00:32:07,948 --> 00:32:09,033
Did I do that?
808
00:32:09,491 --> 00:32:10,284
Yes.
809
00:32:11,327 --> 00:32:13,454
You got retribution
for a grudge, I believe.
810
00:32:14,330 --> 00:32:16,957
But it wasn't an
insignificant grudge, was it?
811
00:32:17,499 --> 00:32:19,418
Did he harass you
like the others?
812
00:32:22,630 --> 00:32:24,173
Or was it worse
than that?
813
00:32:25,132 --> 00:32:26,050
Years ago.
814
00:32:27,134 --> 00:32:29,345
We were alone
in the studio.
815
00:32:30,888 --> 00:32:33,432
I-I-- I said no.
816
00:32:33,807 --> 00:32:36,101
I swear, but he
wouldn't stop.
817
00:32:36,810 --> 00:32:39,521
I-I... I tried to forget. I...
818
00:32:39,730 --> 00:32:41,732
You tried to bury it deep,
get on with your life.
819
00:32:42,358 --> 00:32:44,318
You might have
succeeded, if not for...
820
00:32:44,860 --> 00:32:45,569
(sighs)
821
00:32:45,778 --> 00:32:46,862
...the blade.
822
00:32:47,529 --> 00:32:49,198
LAPD, hands in the air.
823
00:32:49,406 --> 00:32:51,033
DAN: Move away from
the body, Corinna.
824
00:32:51,241 --> 00:32:53,327
- Now!
- I... I-I killed him.
825
00:32:53,535 --> 00:32:54,411
I-I did this. I...
826
00:32:54,620 --> 00:32:56,538
Acted in self-defense.
827
00:32:57,122 --> 00:32:59,875
Mr. Glory attacked Corrina
first. She had no choice
828
00:33:00,084 --> 00:33:01,877
but to wield that
knife, Detective.
829
00:33:02,086 --> 00:33:04,964
I think, in this case, justice
has actually been served.
830
00:33:09,677 --> 00:33:11,136
Henderson, take her statement.
831
00:33:11,595 --> 00:33:12,972
Come with me.
832
00:33:15,265 --> 00:33:16,308
Where's the
murder weapon?
833
00:33:17,267 --> 00:33:18,310
What?
834
00:33:18,686 --> 00:33:20,396
Unis shouldn't have bagged
it without taking photos.
835
00:33:20,604 --> 00:33:22,022
They couldn't help themselves.
836
00:33:22,523 --> 00:33:24,233
Anyone else feeling
a murderous urge?
837
00:33:24,525 --> 00:33:27,695
No? The need to slice and dice?
838
00:33:28,445 --> 00:33:29,196
Anyone?
839
00:33:30,030 --> 00:33:31,281
Oh, God.
840
00:33:37,871 --> 00:33:38,998
Oh, no.
841
00:33:43,919 --> 00:33:46,296
Detective Douche...
Daniel. Dan.
842
00:33:46,797 --> 00:33:48,716
Why don't you
put down the knife, hmm?
843
00:33:49,049 --> 00:33:50,551
Bury the proverbial hatchet
and all that?
844
00:33:50,759 --> 00:33:53,178
I mean, I know we've had our
differences in the past, but
845
00:33:53,387 --> 00:33:54,763
we're friends now, right?
846
00:34:00,561 --> 00:34:02,646
You ruined my marriage.
847
00:34:05,357 --> 00:34:06,692
I'll take that as a no.
848
00:34:10,904 --> 00:34:13,532
My life went to hell
when I met you!
849
00:34:13,741 --> 00:34:15,284
Hey! Well, technically, that's
not true, but I understand
850
00:34:15,492 --> 00:34:16,535
the basic metaphor.
851
00:34:16,744 --> 00:34:17,828
(yells)
852
00:34:19,163 --> 00:34:21,790
Easy with the blade,
Detective.
853
00:34:22,166 --> 00:34:24,626
One deep cut, and yours truly
could be wiped from existence.
854
00:34:24,835 --> 00:34:26,253
Prayers answered.
855
00:34:26,462 --> 00:34:28,047
- (yells)
- (slices)
856
00:34:28,922 --> 00:34:30,007
What...
857
00:34:31,175 --> 00:34:32,468
Okay, Detective,
858
00:34:32,843 --> 00:34:36,013
I can assure you your current
mood will be rectified
859
00:34:36,221 --> 00:34:38,474
by simply putting down
the knife.
860
00:34:38,682 --> 00:34:41,977
My entire life imploded
because of you.
861
00:34:42,186 --> 00:34:43,479
- What?
- My marriage!
862
00:34:43,687 --> 00:34:44,521
(grunts)
863
00:34:44,730 --> 00:34:45,773
My job.
864
00:34:46,982 --> 00:34:48,025
My snacks.
865
00:34:48,358 --> 00:34:49,026
What?
866
00:34:49,234 --> 00:34:50,986
I know you ate my pudding.
867
00:34:51,195 --> 00:34:52,321
(grunts)
868
00:34:52,529 --> 00:34:54,073
You're really
going to smite me
869
00:34:54,281 --> 00:34:56,033
over a tub of sweetened goo?
870
00:34:56,241 --> 00:34:57,576
(yells)
871
00:34:58,619 --> 00:35:00,162
You're damn right I am.
872
00:35:01,455 --> 00:35:03,457
Dan... Dan.
873
00:35:03,874 --> 00:35:05,959
Recent friend.
Growing compatriot.
874
00:35:06,168 --> 00:35:08,337
Your marriage
was already on the rocks.
875
00:35:08,545 --> 00:35:11,548
You started cutting procedural
corners way before I arrived,
876
00:35:11,757 --> 00:35:12,591
and as for your pudding...
877
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:15,385
(exclaims)
As for your pudding, I...
878
00:35:15,594 --> 00:35:16,845
Okay, yes.
879
00:35:17,054 --> 00:35:19,139
I sometimes lay waste
to the precinct fridge.
880
00:35:19,348 --> 00:35:20,349
But have mercy, Daniel.
881
00:35:20,557 --> 00:35:22,142
How was I supposed
to know it was yours?
882
00:35:22,351 --> 00:35:24,686
Because it was labeled!
883
00:35:31,193 --> 00:35:33,529
You're fighting the blade,
which indicates a strength
884
00:35:33,737 --> 00:35:36,865
I didn't know you had.
Look at me in the eye.
885
00:35:37,074 --> 00:35:38,158
Look at me.
886
00:35:39,827 --> 00:35:40,994
Your marriage.
887
00:35:41,662 --> 00:35:43,247
Did I ruin it?
888
00:35:45,624 --> 00:35:46,333
No.
889
00:35:46,542 --> 00:35:47,251
No.
890
00:35:48,585 --> 00:35:50,754
We were separated before
Chloe even met you.
891
00:35:51,338 --> 00:35:52,422
And your career?
892
00:35:53,799 --> 00:35:55,509
Palmetto... was all me.
893
00:35:55,717 --> 00:35:57,511
Yeah. Yeah.
894
00:35:57,719 --> 00:35:59,555
(grunts)
895
00:36:00,806 --> 00:36:01,890
(exhales)
896
00:36:02,933 --> 00:36:04,560
W-What are we
doing back here?
897
00:36:04,893 --> 00:36:08,105
Hmm? Oh, just a nice,
intimate chat between friends.
898
00:36:08,313 --> 00:36:09,857
I'm glad you got it
off your chest.
899
00:36:10,524 --> 00:36:11,400
Oh, man, you're bleeding.
900
00:36:11,608 --> 00:36:12,734
What? Oh.
901
00:36:12,943 --> 00:36:13,986
No, it's just
a scratch, really.
902
00:36:14,194 --> 00:36:16,238
Nothing to worry about.
And you?
903
00:36:16,864 --> 00:36:17,573
How are you doing?
904
00:36:18,407 --> 00:36:19,241
(laughs)
905
00:36:19,449 --> 00:36:21,451
I feel great, actually.
906
00:36:22,077 --> 00:36:22,786
Good.
907
00:36:26,915 --> 00:36:27,833
Good talk.
908
00:36:29,751 --> 00:36:30,836
♪ Oh ♪
909
00:36:33,213 --> 00:36:34,756
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
910
00:36:37,467 --> 00:36:39,970
♪ Oh, yeah. ♪
911
00:36:41,722 --> 00:36:43,307
Ah! Good morning,
Detective.
912
00:36:44,016 --> 00:36:44,808
Everything all right?
913
00:36:45,017 --> 00:36:46,852
No. Heads are gonna roll.
914
00:36:47,060 --> 00:36:49,605
First, some tech pulled
the murder weapon
915
00:36:49,813 --> 00:36:51,899
without documentation,
and now it's just gone.
916
00:36:52,858 --> 00:36:55,027
Right. Well,
it's probably for the best.
917
00:36:55,235 --> 00:36:56,653
Nasty bit of steel, anyway.
918
00:36:58,655 --> 00:37:00,157
So, one second
you're obsessed
919
00:37:00,574 --> 00:37:02,451
with the knife,
and now it's just no big deal?
920
00:37:02,659 --> 00:37:05,245
Well, we got the murderer,
didn't we? Job done.
921
00:37:06,580 --> 00:37:08,040
You know, Lucifer...
922
00:37:08,874 --> 00:37:10,918
I thought you and I had
a real moment the other day,
923
00:37:11,126 --> 00:37:12,336
talking about my dad, I...
924
00:37:13,503 --> 00:37:14,338
I thought we
were partners,
925
00:37:14,546 --> 00:37:16,006
but more importantly, friends.
926
00:37:18,258 --> 00:37:19,593
(clears throat)
927
00:37:20,802 --> 00:37:21,637
Right.
928
00:37:22,304 --> 00:37:24,306
Is this about me and Ella
in the penthouse?
929
00:37:24,932 --> 00:37:27,726
Look, who you sleep with
is none of my business,
930
00:37:27,935 --> 00:37:28,560
but...
931
00:37:28,769 --> 00:37:30,687
I mean, the lab tech? Really?
932
00:37:30,896 --> 00:37:31,813
It's a little inappropriate.
933
00:37:32,022 --> 00:37:34,316
Well, much as I love to cross
professional boundaries,
934
00:37:34,524 --> 00:37:36,109
Detective, I can assure you,
everything you saw
935
00:37:36,318 --> 00:37:37,903
was entirely work-related.
936
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:42,824
Mm-hmm? Is that...
is that the truth?
937
00:37:43,033 --> 00:37:44,493
Always the truth.
938
00:37:44,993 --> 00:37:46,662
Point of pride for me,
Detective.
939
00:37:47,287 --> 00:37:48,038
- Gotcha.
- But you know,
940
00:37:48,288 --> 00:37:49,957
if you ever did
want to cross boundaries
941
00:37:50,165 --> 00:37:52,668
- into "partnered friends
who hang out naked..."
- Okay.
942
00:37:52,876 --> 00:37:53,502
Stop talking.
943
00:37:53,710 --> 00:37:54,836
(chuckles)
944
00:37:55,712 --> 00:37:57,547
♪♪
945
00:37:59,299 --> 00:38:01,176
LINDA:
So, global crisis averted?
946
00:38:01,385 --> 00:38:03,220
(chuckles)
Yes. For now.
947
00:38:05,013 --> 00:38:06,056
So, we can...
948
00:38:06,265 --> 00:38:08,725
you know, talk about
Caligula, Stalin,
949
00:38:09,309 --> 00:38:10,519
Trump. I mean,
950
00:38:10,727 --> 00:38:12,437
I know he's not dead,
but he's definitely going.
951
00:38:12,646 --> 00:38:14,898
Lucifer, I owe
you an apology.
952
00:38:16,692 --> 00:38:18,068
But in my defense...
953
00:38:19,528 --> 00:38:20,529
...you're the Devil.
(chuckles)
954
00:38:20,737 --> 00:38:21,738
(laughs)
955
00:38:21,947 --> 00:38:23,949
Things were much less
complicated when I thought
956
00:38:24,157 --> 00:38:28,036
you were just another
average delusional patient
957
00:38:28,537 --> 00:38:30,163
with a complicated family.
958
00:38:30,372 --> 00:38:32,582
Well, I've never
been "average," Linda.
959
00:38:33,333 --> 00:38:34,710
Mentally, physically--
and as you know--
960
00:38:35,502 --> 00:38:36,169
sexually.
961
00:38:36,712 --> 00:38:37,838
Oh, my God.
962
00:38:39,464 --> 00:38:41,049
I had sex with the Devil.
963
00:38:41,258 --> 00:38:44,094
Many, many times.
And you're welcome.
964
00:38:44,594 --> 00:38:46,555
Okay, now, see,
that I understand.
965
00:38:47,222 --> 00:38:49,182
Narcissistic tendencies rooted
966
00:38:49,683 --> 00:38:51,268
in a complex
paternal relationship
967
00:38:51,476 --> 00:38:53,061
and a disrupted adolescence.
968
00:38:53,270 --> 00:38:55,272
See? Just another
screwed up patient.
969
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:56,857
And you can treat me as such.
970
00:38:57,899 --> 00:38:58,650
(sighs)
971
00:38:59,109 --> 00:39:00,068
All right.
972
00:39:01,236 --> 00:39:02,362
Let's do this.
973
00:39:02,571 --> 00:39:04,865
♪ Bound and blind
my hands are tied ♪
974
00:39:05,032 --> 00:39:06,158
The doctor is in.
975
00:39:07,075 --> 00:39:08,076
Lovely.
976
00:39:08,744 --> 00:39:11,163
♪ My weakness
wasn't to declare... ♪
977
00:39:11,371 --> 00:39:12,956
LUCIFER:
I really do
have urgent business
978
00:39:13,165 --> 00:39:14,333
to attend to.
Are you certain
979
00:39:14,541 --> 00:39:16,001
that this is the favor
that you desire?
980
00:39:16,209 --> 00:39:18,462
Because, uh, believe me,
when I say the last two times
981
00:39:18,670 --> 00:39:20,213
I've darkened the
doorstep of a church,
982
00:39:20,422 --> 00:39:22,132
insert blood-soaked
carnage here.
983
00:39:22,341 --> 00:39:24,384
Again, with the drama!
984
00:39:24,718 --> 00:39:26,803
We solved your case,
now I get my favor.
985
00:39:27,512 --> 00:39:29,514
Just go with me, okay?
986
00:39:30,057 --> 00:39:32,267
Look, since the moment
we've met,
987
00:39:32,726 --> 00:39:35,437
okay, I've had this Spidey-sense
that you were...
988
00:39:35,937 --> 00:39:38,482
I don't know,
searching for something.
989
00:39:38,690 --> 00:39:41,151
- Right. Spiritual lost and found.
- Yes!
990
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:43,445
And I have found a lot
since I developed a relationship
991
00:39:43,653 --> 00:39:46,281
with the Big Guy,
and... so might you.
992
00:39:46,948 --> 00:39:49,034
Trust me. We're much closer
than you think.
993
00:39:49,576 --> 00:39:50,827
Well, then, no harm, no foul.
994
00:39:51,036 --> 00:39:52,329
I beg to differ.
995
00:39:53,330 --> 00:39:53,955
Oh.
996
00:39:54,164 --> 00:39:55,791
On second thought...
997
00:39:56,917 --> 00:39:57,626
What?
998
00:39:57,834 --> 00:40:00,837
I should at least give someone
a reason to go to confession.
999
00:40:01,963 --> 00:40:04,800
♪ Ooh... ♪
1000
00:40:05,008 --> 00:40:07,386
♪ Bad blood♪
1001
00:40:08,345 --> 00:40:10,180
♪ Bad blood. ♪
1002
00:40:11,056 --> 00:40:12,224
(sighs)
1003
00:40:14,393 --> 00:40:15,602
So, where will you put it,
brother?
1004
00:40:16,186 --> 00:40:17,813
Somewhere far away
from our mum,
1005
00:40:18,021 --> 00:40:19,231
for starters.
1006
00:40:20,982 --> 00:40:21,858
Mm!
1007
00:40:23,568 --> 00:40:25,153
And speak of the Devil's mum.
1008
00:40:25,779 --> 00:40:27,030
Well, that was fast.
1009
00:40:27,697 --> 00:40:29,825
You couldn't have waited
a day or two to find it?
1010
00:40:30,534 --> 00:40:31,827
There hasn't been nearly
enough carnage.
1011
00:40:32,035 --> 00:40:33,412
Now we'll never hear
from your father.
1012
00:40:33,620 --> 00:40:34,496
LUCIFER:
All the killing in the world
1013
00:40:34,704 --> 00:40:36,498
may not have gotten
his attention, Mum.
1014
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:38,458
Surely you've
learned that by now.
1015
00:40:38,667 --> 00:40:40,001
Uriel was our son.
1016
00:40:40,210 --> 00:40:41,378
Your brother.
1017
00:40:41,962 --> 00:40:43,171
We should grieve together.
1018
00:40:44,005 --> 00:40:45,549
I don't think that's
all this is about.
1019
00:40:45,757 --> 00:40:48,009
You want something from Him.
1020
00:40:48,927 --> 00:40:49,636
What is it?
1021
00:40:49,845 --> 00:40:51,555
What I've always wanted.
1022
00:40:52,347 --> 00:40:54,349
I want my family back.
1023
00:40:54,766 --> 00:40:56,017
I'm afraid that's not possible.
1024
00:40:56,268 --> 00:40:57,269
Oh, but it is.
1025
00:40:57,686 --> 00:41:00,647
With my two sons by my side,
a united front,
1026
00:41:00,856 --> 00:41:02,732
your father will be forced
to listen to reason.
1027
00:41:02,941 --> 00:41:04,234
Force Dad?
1028
00:41:04,443 --> 00:41:06,862
I think human delusion
is rubbing off on you, Mother.
1029
00:41:08,113 --> 00:41:09,239
Tell her.
1030
00:41:09,865 --> 00:41:12,200
Luci, I can't,
because I agree with her.
1031
00:41:14,953 --> 00:41:16,079
(sets down glass)
1032
00:41:18,206 --> 00:41:19,541
I thought you were
just Team Mum
1033
00:41:19,749 --> 00:41:21,376
because you couldn't
fly her back to Hell.
1034
00:41:21,585 --> 00:41:23,545
- Since when did you turn?
- Now,
1035
00:41:24,337 --> 00:41:26,423
more than ever, I know
that humanity and divinity
1036
00:41:26,631 --> 00:41:27,549
do not mix.
1037
00:41:27,757 --> 00:41:29,384
That... that blade, Luci.
1038
00:41:29,593 --> 00:41:32,971
That blade was the last straw.
It shouldn't be here.
1039
00:41:33,388 --> 00:41:34,848
We shouldn't be here.
1040
00:41:35,056 --> 00:41:36,641
(laughing):
Well,
1041
00:41:36,850 --> 00:41:39,811
- I am not going back to Hell.
- Oh, this isn't about
1042
00:41:40,020 --> 00:41:41,062
returning to Hell.
1043
00:41:41,813 --> 00:41:43,023
This is about Heaven.
1044
00:41:43,231 --> 00:41:45,066
It's about going home.
1045
00:41:45,275 --> 00:41:46,443
Home.
1046
00:41:46,985 --> 00:41:47,944
For you, maybe.
1047
00:41:49,112 --> 00:41:50,489
Neither of you
understand, do you?
1048
00:41:50,739 --> 00:41:51,781
You never have.
1049
00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:55,076
Hell wasn't home,
and Heaven was...
1050
00:41:55,660 --> 00:41:56,620
well... hell!
1051
00:41:57,370 --> 00:41:58,747
The only place
I've ever felt
1052
00:41:59,289 --> 00:42:01,208
wanted or respected...
1053
00:42:01,416 --> 00:42:02,751
Is here?
With humanity?
1054
00:42:02,959 --> 00:42:05,545
Yes. This is my home.
1055
00:42:08,298 --> 00:42:09,716
Deal with it, Mother.
1056
00:42:12,093 --> 00:42:13,261
Fine.
1057
00:42:14,387 --> 00:42:15,430
Fine.
1058
00:42:16,765 --> 00:42:18,975
No sense arguing.
1059
00:42:19,935 --> 00:42:20,894
Time to go.
1060
00:42:25,315 --> 00:42:26,274
Careful.
1061
00:42:26,775 --> 00:42:27,651
It's sharp.
1062
00:42:34,199 --> 00:42:35,242
What's that saying?
1063
00:42:35,825 --> 00:42:38,036
"When my dear husband
closes a door,
1064
00:42:38,954 --> 00:42:40,372
he opens a window"?
1065
00:42:41,957 --> 00:42:43,833
The window just opened.