1 00:00:01,023 --> 00:00:02,900 Previously on Lucifer... 2 00:00:03,109 --> 00:00:04,485 (gasps) 3 00:00:04,694 --> 00:00:05,695 What does Father want? 4 00:00:05,903 --> 00:00:07,530 Someone's escaped from Hell. 5 00:00:07,738 --> 00:00:09,865 I think He wants me to bring our jailbird back. 6 00:00:10,074 --> 00:00:10,700 Mum. 7 00:00:10,908 --> 00:00:11,993 MAZE: What are you hiding? 8 00:00:12,201 --> 00:00:13,369 AMENADIEL: Nothing. (screams) 9 00:00:13,577 --> 00:00:14,620 LINDA: I admire the steps you're taking. 10 00:00:14,829 --> 00:00:17,164 It's hard going out on your own. 11 00:00:17,373 --> 00:00:18,207 MAZE: I need to figure out 12 00:00:18,416 --> 00:00:19,625 where I fit in in this world, 13 00:00:19,834 --> 00:00:21,669 and to do that, I need some space. 14 00:00:21,877 --> 00:00:23,129 You see, I did make a promise. 15 00:00:23,337 --> 00:00:24,714 I told you that you could stay here 16 00:00:24,922 --> 00:00:27,842 until I figured out how to reconcile my deal with Dad, 17 00:00:28,050 --> 00:00:29,093 and now I have. 18 00:00:29,301 --> 00:00:31,470 You shall remain right here, 19 00:00:31,679 --> 00:00:33,222 on Earth, amongst the creatures 20 00:00:33,431 --> 00:00:34,515 you so despise, 21 00:00:34,724 --> 00:00:35,516 as one of them. 22 00:00:35,725 --> 00:00:36,642 MOM: But that husband... 23 00:00:36,851 --> 00:00:37,810 And there's children, right? 24 00:00:38,019 --> 00:00:38,728 LUCIFER: Have you considered 25 00:00:38,936 --> 00:00:39,979 how your fighting 26 00:00:40,187 --> 00:00:41,522 affects those caught in the middle? 27 00:00:41,731 --> 00:00:43,733 CHLOE: You've been working so hard to make it right. 28 00:00:43,941 --> 00:00:45,484 You were right, before. We've been living 29 00:00:45,693 --> 00:00:46,902 in the past for too long. 30 00:00:47,111 --> 00:00:48,320 It's time we get a divorce. 31 00:00:50,281 --> 00:00:52,158 ♪♪ 32 00:00:55,995 --> 00:00:58,330 ♪ I can't stop listening ♪ 33 00:00:58,539 --> 00:01:01,333 ♪ To this voice in my head ♪ (drone buzzing) 34 00:01:01,542 --> 00:01:04,754 ♪ Got me tearing through the covers ♪ 35 00:01:04,962 --> 00:01:07,590 ♪ On this rusty spring bed... ♪ 36 00:01:09,383 --> 00:01:10,718 MAN: Damn it, Leroy. 37 00:01:10,926 --> 00:01:13,763 ♪ Flames kissing my back ♪ 38 00:01:14,889 --> 00:01:16,891 ♪ That's all I remember ♪ 39 00:01:17,099 --> 00:01:20,019 ♪ And then everything's black... ♪ 40 00:01:21,729 --> 00:01:22,772 Damn it, Leroy. 41 00:01:22,980 --> 00:01:26,108 ♪ Someplace hot in my soul ♪ 42 00:01:27,276 --> 00:01:29,445 ♪ Hello, transmission ♪ 43 00:01:29,653 --> 00:01:32,239 ♪ Now you're in control ♪ 44 00:01:32,531 --> 00:01:33,991 ♪ I look up ♪ 45 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:35,618 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 46 00:01:35,826 --> 00:01:37,244 ♪ I look down ♪ 47 00:01:37,453 --> 00:01:38,537 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 48 00:01:38,746 --> 00:01:41,624 ♪ Everybody's bathing in holy water... ♪ 49 00:01:45,336 --> 00:01:46,462 Damn it, Leroy. 50 00:01:46,670 --> 00:01:48,464 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 51 00:01:48,672 --> 00:01:49,799 ♪ Wear their crowns ♪ 52 00:01:50,007 --> 00:01:52,426 ♪ Ooh, ooh... ♪ 53 00:01:52,635 --> 00:01:54,804 S-H-A-G. 54 00:01:55,012 --> 00:01:55,638 (phone chimes) 55 00:01:55,846 --> 00:01:58,307 "Shag." (laughs) 56 00:01:58,724 --> 00:02:01,268 Oh, eight points to me and suck it, Maze. 57 00:02:02,311 --> 00:02:03,521 I see you have a new toy. 58 00:02:03,729 --> 00:02:04,563 Oh, this? No, no, no. 59 00:02:04,772 --> 00:02:05,981 This is for work. 60 00:02:06,273 --> 00:02:07,858 It's hard to believe I've never had one before. 61 00:02:08,067 --> 00:02:11,112 I actually have a rule about... phones during session. 62 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:12,613 - Really? - No phones 63 00:02:12,822 --> 00:02:13,656 during session. 64 00:02:13,864 --> 00:02:14,990 Oh, why not? 65 00:02:15,199 --> 00:02:16,700 These things are incredibly therapeutic. 66 00:02:16,909 --> 00:02:19,161 1,000 Tinder dates and Sex Words With Friends? 67 00:02:19,370 --> 00:02:21,497 Gosh, it's more addictive than a whore's navel cocaine. 68 00:02:21,705 --> 00:02:22,873 - Uh... - (phone chimes) 69 00:02:24,834 --> 00:02:25,835 Fine. 70 00:02:26,502 --> 00:02:27,128 Oh! 71 00:02:27,795 --> 00:02:28,921 Lovely. Gummies. 72 00:02:29,130 --> 00:02:30,089 Love these. 73 00:02:30,798 --> 00:02:33,175 And, do you know, I've never understood these. 74 00:02:33,509 --> 00:02:35,845 Are they just decorative, or are they for juggling? 75 00:02:36,053 --> 00:02:36,846 I mean... 76 00:02:37,054 --> 00:02:39,598 Yeah, you seem very distracted today. 77 00:02:40,850 --> 00:02:41,642 Oi! 78 00:02:42,143 --> 00:02:43,227 Oh, nearly. 79 00:02:44,562 --> 00:02:45,187 Okay. 80 00:02:45,396 --> 00:02:47,106 Sometimes, when we're in crisis, 81 00:02:47,314 --> 00:02:49,150 we create distractions for ourselves, 82 00:02:49,692 --> 00:02:51,569 also known as barriers to facing 83 00:02:51,777 --> 00:02:53,654 our deepest fears. 84 00:02:54,947 --> 00:02:55,573 Oh, sorry... right. 85 00:02:55,781 --> 00:02:57,032 This is the part where you, um, 86 00:02:57,867 --> 00:03:00,744 dissect my deep psychological wounds, eh? 87 00:03:00,953 --> 00:03:03,164 The emotion-charged gong show of a child of divorce 88 00:03:03,372 --> 00:03:05,040 who may or may not have broken a deal with his dad 89 00:03:05,249 --> 00:03:06,667 by allowing his mum to stay on Earth. 90 00:03:06,876 --> 00:03:09,044 Mm. Has the visit with your mom been hard? 91 00:03:09,879 --> 00:03:10,921 Piece of cake, actually. 92 00:03:11,338 --> 00:03:12,673 Mum's all sorted; not a problem. 93 00:03:13,048 --> 00:03:13,841 Really? 94 00:03:14,049 --> 00:03:15,217 Because the last time you were here, 95 00:03:15,426 --> 00:03:16,760 you used the word "frightened." 96 00:03:16,969 --> 00:03:17,595 (chuckles softly) 97 00:03:18,596 --> 00:03:19,555 And that's not like you. 98 00:03:19,763 --> 00:03:21,307 Well, turns out Mum's a peach. 99 00:03:21,515 --> 00:03:23,934 Hmm. And the "deal" with your dad? 100 00:03:24,226 --> 00:03:25,019 To send Mum home? 101 00:03:25,227 --> 00:03:26,854 What, you think I'm scared of Him or something? 102 00:03:27,605 --> 00:03:31,025 I think you're trying to avoid the unpleasantness of conflict. 103 00:03:31,233 --> 00:03:32,484 (exhales) 104 00:03:33,027 --> 00:03:33,652 Hold on. 105 00:03:34,236 --> 00:03:35,279 So you're saying 106 00:03:35,487 --> 00:03:37,823 that distraction is a way to avert your problems. 107 00:03:38,032 --> 00:03:39,450 - No. - Ergo, the more I distract, 108 00:03:39,658 --> 00:03:40,451 the less I worry. 109 00:03:40,659 --> 00:03:41,911 No, I did not say that. 110 00:03:42,119 --> 00:03:43,662 Well, you didn't need to, Doctor, I just did, 111 00:03:43,871 --> 00:03:45,247 and it's bloody brilliant. 112 00:03:46,248 --> 00:03:47,208 Right. 113 00:03:49,043 --> 00:03:50,002 Where are you going? 114 00:03:50,211 --> 00:03:51,545 Distraction calls. 115 00:03:52,046 --> 00:03:53,881 This really is a breakthrough; thank you. 116 00:03:55,633 --> 00:03:56,842 - I'm just gonna... - Sure. 117 00:04:01,639 --> 00:04:03,766 ♪♪ 118 00:04:03,974 --> 00:04:05,309 (phone blipping) 119 00:04:05,517 --> 00:04:07,228 LUCIFER: I mean, who needs a gun and a badge 120 00:04:07,436 --> 00:04:09,313 when I've got... oh! (laughs) 121 00:04:09,730 --> 00:04:11,106 Hey, it's a crime scene. Will you focus? 122 00:04:11,315 --> 00:04:12,066 (crow cawing) 123 00:04:12,274 --> 00:04:13,776 Well, someone's a grumpy pants today. 124 00:04:13,984 --> 00:04:15,486 Well, sorry, I got a lot on my mind. 125 00:04:16,237 --> 00:04:17,488 Yes, sorry, you have, haven't you? 126 00:04:17,696 --> 00:04:20,366 D-word, moving out of your mum's, finding a new place... 127 00:04:20,574 --> 00:04:22,743 Yeah, well, I'm a big girl and I need my space, 128 00:04:22,952 --> 00:04:23,869 and it's time. 129 00:04:24,078 --> 00:04:26,038 Not that I have much with work and Trixie. 130 00:04:26,247 --> 00:04:27,706 Stress can be so aging. 131 00:04:27,915 --> 00:04:28,832 - (sighs) - You need a distraction 132 00:04:29,041 --> 00:04:30,084 from your woes, Detective. 133 00:04:30,292 --> 00:04:31,126 It's a highly effective tool. 134 00:04:31,293 --> 00:04:32,544 Mm-hmm. 135 00:04:32,753 --> 00:04:33,754 When was the last time you had fun? 136 00:04:34,922 --> 00:04:35,965 Oh... well... 137 00:04:36,173 --> 00:04:36,799 No, seriously, 138 00:04:37,007 --> 00:04:38,550 name three friends you could call right now 139 00:04:38,759 --> 00:04:40,094 for a drink. And you can't say me, 140 00:04:40,302 --> 00:04:41,595 your child or the man you're divorcing. 141 00:04:41,804 --> 00:04:42,721 Well, trust me, 142 00:04:42,930 --> 00:04:44,139 Dan is not on my list of drinking buddies. 143 00:04:44,348 --> 00:04:45,516 Ah. Well... 144 00:04:46,016 --> 00:04:46,976 - LUCIFER: Daniel. - CHLOE: Hey. 145 00:04:47,476 --> 00:04:48,435 I didn't mean it like that. 146 00:04:48,644 --> 00:04:49,645 (whispers): She did. 147 00:04:49,853 --> 00:04:50,688 What do we have on the Vic? 148 00:04:51,730 --> 00:04:52,481 Young female. 149 00:04:52,690 --> 00:04:53,732 C.O.D. unknown. 150 00:04:53,941 --> 00:04:55,192 Another fresh-faced ingenue. 151 00:04:55,401 --> 00:04:56,902 - Truly tragic. - I.D.? 152 00:04:57,403 --> 00:04:58,946 No personal belongings, just a, uh, 153 00:04:59,154 --> 00:05:00,781 a triangular-shaped ink stamp on her hand. 154 00:05:00,990 --> 00:05:02,449 Oh, hold on. I might be able to help with this. 155 00:05:02,992 --> 00:05:05,160 This is something someone might find at a "night club." 156 00:05:05,369 --> 00:05:07,079 You know, where humans go to have "fun"? 157 00:05:07,288 --> 00:05:09,248 We found an abandoned vehicle registered to Uber. 158 00:05:09,832 --> 00:05:10,958 No sign of the driver. 159 00:05:13,419 --> 00:05:15,337 Password's "Carnal," capital "C." 160 00:05:16,005 --> 00:05:17,006 Uber I.D.s are usually linked 161 00:05:17,214 --> 00:05:19,842 to the driver's phone, not the car. 162 00:05:20,175 --> 00:05:21,510 And now that we have his number, 163 00:05:21,885 --> 00:05:23,220 by the looks of this map, 164 00:05:23,429 --> 00:05:25,306 our guy is on the corner of Crescent and Third. 165 00:05:25,514 --> 00:05:26,473 Impressive. 166 00:05:26,807 --> 00:05:27,683 Yeah, it's called "police work." 167 00:05:28,684 --> 00:05:29,685 Let's solve a murder. 168 00:05:29,893 --> 00:05:31,186 AUTOMATED VOICE: I can assist you with that. 169 00:05:31,353 --> 00:05:32,688 (laughs) It's brilliant. 170 00:05:34,857 --> 00:05:37,067 ♪♪ 171 00:05:43,407 --> 00:05:44,491 Her name's Daria Mitchell. 172 00:05:44,950 --> 00:05:47,286 We traced her credit card to a small bank in Nebraska. 173 00:05:47,494 --> 00:05:49,538 We know you were the last one to see her alive. 174 00:05:49,997 --> 00:05:51,582 - I didn't touch her! - Well... 175 00:05:51,790 --> 00:05:54,835 except to toss her cold, dead corpse into the bushes and run. 176 00:05:55,377 --> 00:05:56,337 I told you. 177 00:05:56,670 --> 00:05:58,756 I picked her up on the corner of Gower and Franklin, 178 00:05:59,506 --> 00:06:00,507 gave her a ride, 179 00:06:00,716 --> 00:06:02,343 and then she jumped out of my moving car. 180 00:06:02,801 --> 00:06:04,053 You just left her there to die? 181 00:06:04,261 --> 00:06:06,680 By the time I pulled over and found her, she was already... 182 00:06:09,308 --> 00:06:11,977 I'm on new meds. I wasn't thinking straight. 183 00:06:12,394 --> 00:06:14,313 I just got this job. I panicked. 184 00:06:14,521 --> 00:06:16,357 Killer cliché: "I panicked," closely followed by... 185 00:06:16,565 --> 00:06:17,733 T-Talk to the other guy! 186 00:06:18,692 --> 00:06:20,235 - What other guy? - She used 187 00:06:20,444 --> 00:06:21,779 my phone to call somebody. 188 00:06:21,987 --> 00:06:23,364 Her boyfriend, I don't know. 189 00:06:23,572 --> 00:06:25,074 She wanted to go over to his place, 190 00:06:25,616 --> 00:06:26,867 - he threatened to kill her. - (phone rings) 191 00:06:27,076 --> 00:06:28,327 Oh! Excuse me. 192 00:06:30,162 --> 00:06:30,996 Oh, it's you. 193 00:06:31,747 --> 00:06:32,831 Ella's got something. 194 00:06:33,624 --> 00:06:34,625 (door opens) 195 00:06:36,585 --> 00:06:39,838 ♪ I rule ♪ 196 00:06:40,589 --> 00:06:43,425 ♪ I rule ♪ 197 00:06:43,634 --> 00:06:44,968 (groans) 198 00:06:46,136 --> 00:06:47,429 Looks delicious. 199 00:06:47,930 --> 00:06:48,764 (sighs) 200 00:06:49,890 --> 00:06:51,433 Did you come here to gloat? 201 00:06:52,684 --> 00:06:54,269 I just came to see how the 202 00:06:54,478 --> 00:06:56,980 supreme goddess was acclimating. 203 00:06:57,189 --> 00:06:58,649 Well, I wouldn't plan a festival of celebration 204 00:06:58,857 --> 00:07:00,192 just yet, my dear. 205 00:07:00,943 --> 00:07:02,277 I will not let this... 206 00:07:02,778 --> 00:07:05,697 spicy chicken casserole beat me. 207 00:07:05,948 --> 00:07:07,491 I'm stronger than you think. 208 00:07:07,908 --> 00:07:09,576 MAZE: Glad to see you're fitting in so well. 209 00:07:09,785 --> 00:07:12,454 Ha. Well, of course there have been challenges. 210 00:07:13,122 --> 00:07:14,748 Nothing I can't handle. 211 00:07:15,499 --> 00:07:16,834 I'm still on a sabbatical from work, 212 00:07:17,042 --> 00:07:18,460 so I spend the bulk of my day 213 00:07:19,086 --> 00:07:21,505 at home with the... children. 214 00:07:22,131 --> 00:07:23,298 Factories of filth. 215 00:07:24,007 --> 00:07:24,925 Of mire. 216 00:07:25,592 --> 00:07:28,512 They remind me of you, actually, if I'm being honest. 217 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:31,432 And how's that human husband? 218 00:07:31,932 --> 00:07:33,642 I discovered a trick with him. 219 00:07:33,851 --> 00:07:36,353 Whenever he asks a question, I just have sex with him. 220 00:07:36,728 --> 00:07:38,147 Seems to render him mute. 221 00:07:39,189 --> 00:07:41,358 Hmm. Took me a while to figure that one out. 222 00:07:41,567 --> 00:07:43,110 As for the rest of it, 223 00:07:43,694 --> 00:07:46,238 for lack of a better word, it is absolute... 224 00:07:47,072 --> 00:07:47,948 hell. 225 00:07:49,533 --> 00:07:51,910 Well, if it's so bad, why don't you just go back? 226 00:07:52,119 --> 00:07:52,744 Why? 227 00:07:52,953 --> 00:07:54,455 So that you could go back to torturing me 228 00:07:54,663 --> 00:07:55,622 for another millennia? 229 00:07:56,582 --> 00:07:58,959 - Sounds like fun to me. - Yes, these humans 230 00:07:59,168 --> 00:08:00,002 are awful. 231 00:08:00,586 --> 00:08:02,588 They breathe through their mouths, and they won't... 232 00:08:02,796 --> 00:08:05,632 shut up about something called gluten. 233 00:08:05,841 --> 00:08:07,676 But existing in this punishment 234 00:08:08,510 --> 00:08:11,180 allows me to be closer to my family. 235 00:08:11,597 --> 00:08:12,431 Understand? 236 00:08:12,639 --> 00:08:13,474 Of course not. 237 00:08:13,974 --> 00:08:14,975 You're all alone. 238 00:08:15,184 --> 00:08:18,520 ♪ I rule ♪ 239 00:08:19,104 --> 00:08:21,648 ♪ I rule ♪ 240 00:08:21,857 --> 00:08:24,651 ♪ Then you got no women and there you are ♪ 241 00:08:24,860 --> 00:08:26,695 ♪ Some girls are sadistic, materialistic ♪ 242 00:08:26,904 --> 00:08:28,906 ♪ Lookin' for a man makes them opportunistic ♪ 243 00:08:30,073 --> 00:08:31,825 Oh. Sorry. I... 244 00:08:32,034 --> 00:08:34,870 I like to rock it old school when I'm working. 245 00:08:35,579 --> 00:08:36,622 - Know-what-I'm-sayin'? - I d o. 246 00:08:36,830 --> 00:08:38,081 And rock you should. 247 00:08:38,290 --> 00:08:40,209 I'm sure, studying murder all day, 248 00:08:40,417 --> 00:08:42,002 you could use a little diversion. 249 00:08:42,211 --> 00:08:43,378 - Everybody could! - (music gets louder) 250 00:08:43,587 --> 00:08:44,379 Mm! 251 00:08:44,588 --> 00:08:45,547 ♪ You got it ♪ 252 00:08:45,756 --> 00:08:47,841 ♪ You want it, baby ♪ 253 00:08:48,050 --> 00:08:49,551 - (music turns off) - CHLOE: Thank you. 254 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:52,137 - What do you got for me? - Well... 255 00:08:52,346 --> 00:08:54,264 I found a poison in Daria's stomach contents. 256 00:08:54,473 --> 00:08:55,432 It's called mandrake, 257 00:08:55,641 --> 00:08:57,893 it's like this crazy organic hallucinogen, 258 00:08:58,101 --> 00:09:00,437 and... you want to know the really interesting part? 259 00:09:00,646 --> 00:09:01,396 LUCIFER: Mm-hmm! 260 00:09:01,605 --> 00:09:03,315 It would've taken at least 90 minutes 261 00:09:03,524 --> 00:09:04,942 - for it to kick in. - The Uber driver 262 00:09:05,150 --> 00:09:06,360 had back-to-back rides all night, 263 00:09:06,568 --> 00:09:08,362 and he didn't pick up Daria until 30 minutes 264 00:09:08,570 --> 00:09:09,321 before she died. 265 00:09:09,530 --> 00:09:10,906 Exactly. He would've barely had time 266 00:09:11,114 --> 00:09:13,033 to torture her with his subpar jazz and creepy 267 00:09:13,242 --> 00:09:14,952 dude cologne, let alone poison her. 268 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:17,579 Right. We get anything from vice on the hand stamp? 269 00:09:17,913 --> 00:09:18,872 Nada. 270 00:09:19,081 --> 00:09:21,583 But tech did track down that number that Daria called. 271 00:09:21,792 --> 00:09:23,126 Davis Fitzgerald. 272 00:09:23,335 --> 00:09:25,128 Owns some hot restaurant in Silver Lake. 273 00:09:25,337 --> 00:09:27,130 Food is supposed to be amaze-balls. 274 00:09:27,339 --> 00:09:28,423 Deadly and delicious. 275 00:09:28,632 --> 00:09:30,050 Mm-hmm. It's been on my list of places 276 00:09:30,259 --> 00:09:31,218 to check out since I moved here. 277 00:09:31,426 --> 00:09:33,053 Oh, social butterfly, are we? 278 00:09:33,262 --> 00:09:36,098 Perhaps you should, uh, drop by Lux sometime, and we... 279 00:09:36,306 --> 00:09:38,517 could, you know... Yeah. 280 00:09:39,726 --> 00:09:40,686 Thanks, Ella. 281 00:09:41,687 --> 00:09:43,522 ♪♪ 282 00:09:48,819 --> 00:09:50,904 Well, looks our murderous boyfriend's 283 00:09:51,113 --> 00:09:51,989 doing well for himself. 284 00:09:52,197 --> 00:09:54,408 Yes, your realtor did say this is a lovely area. 285 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:56,868 - I have a realtor? - Well, I took the liberty 286 00:09:57,077 --> 00:09:58,328 of calling several on your behalf, actually. 287 00:09:58,537 --> 00:09:59,830 It was a good hour of distraction. 288 00:10:00,539 --> 00:10:02,165 A) Since when have you ever cared 289 00:10:02,374 --> 00:10:04,001 about my living situation, and B) 290 00:10:04,209 --> 00:10:05,961 - I could never afford this place. - (door opens) 291 00:10:06,169 --> 00:10:08,714 - Well, I... - (draws gun) 292 00:10:09,923 --> 00:10:11,592 Get the hell off of my property! 293 00:10:13,552 --> 00:10:14,636 Well, you're in luck, Detective. 294 00:10:14,845 --> 00:10:16,263 If this home's the site of a recent massacre, 295 00:10:16,471 --> 00:10:19,016 you may well be in an excellent negotiating position. 296 00:10:19,224 --> 00:10:21,059 ♪♪ 297 00:10:28,942 --> 00:10:31,278 Put down the knife, and no one else needs to get hurt. 298 00:10:31,486 --> 00:10:32,654 Yes, the Sweeney Todd thing's 299 00:10:32,863 --> 00:10:34,156 a bit histrionic, don't you think? 300 00:10:34,364 --> 00:10:35,407 DAVIS: Oh, you're cops? 301 00:10:35,616 --> 00:10:37,993 Sorry. The militant vegans next door 302 00:10:38,201 --> 00:10:40,203 been up in my grill all day long. 303 00:10:40,412 --> 00:10:41,580 I assumed it was them again. 304 00:10:41,788 --> 00:10:42,914 - (scoffs) - Come on out back. 305 00:10:44,207 --> 00:10:45,375 (chuckles) I hope you hungry. 306 00:10:45,584 --> 00:10:47,377 Tasty as charged. 307 00:10:50,380 --> 00:10:51,381 See? 308 00:10:51,882 --> 00:10:53,342 We're making artisanal sausage. 309 00:10:53,550 --> 00:10:55,469 Ah. DIY butchery? 310 00:10:55,844 --> 00:10:57,387 Macramé class all full up, was it? 311 00:10:57,679 --> 00:10:59,931 Farm to table, man. For my restaurant Ellipsis. 312 00:11:00,140 --> 00:11:02,684 Oh, yes. I've heard the grilled polenta's divine. 313 00:11:02,893 --> 00:11:04,603 We also brew our own kombucha, keep bees. 314 00:11:04,811 --> 00:11:05,979 Hmm. Keeping it real. 315 00:11:06,188 --> 00:11:07,564 Yeah, there's no hormones in this meat. 316 00:11:07,773 --> 00:11:09,232 And speaking of your meat, Davis... 317 00:11:09,441 --> 00:11:11,652 are blonde Nebraskans organic or GMO? 318 00:11:11,860 --> 00:11:13,945 Your girlfriend Daria Mitchell was found murdered last night. 319 00:11:14,154 --> 00:11:15,364 - DAVIS: Murdered? - GISELE: Girlfriend? 320 00:11:15,822 --> 00:11:17,783 Is there a waitress you haven't slept with? 321 00:11:17,991 --> 00:11:18,659 (grunts) 322 00:11:18,867 --> 00:11:20,118 My gosh. Is hipster infidelity 323 00:11:20,327 --> 00:11:21,870 really more egregious than homicide? 324 00:11:22,079 --> 00:11:23,330 Babe, I don't know anything about that! 325 00:11:23,538 --> 00:11:24,873 - Infidelity or homicide? - Just... 326 00:11:25,791 --> 00:11:26,458 Either. 327 00:11:29,086 --> 00:11:31,296 Okay, look, I had a little fling with Daria, 328 00:11:31,505 --> 00:11:32,172 but I didn't kill her. 329 00:11:32,381 --> 00:11:33,382 We got into a fight last night when 330 00:11:33,590 --> 00:11:34,841 she wanted to come over, because I was with... 331 00:11:35,050 --> 00:11:36,134 So you're saying your wife is your alibi? 332 00:11:36,343 --> 00:11:37,135 Actually, no. 333 00:11:37,344 --> 00:11:38,387 I was with another waitress, 334 00:11:38,595 --> 00:11:39,846 - Oh. - ...and Daria found out about that. 335 00:11:40,055 --> 00:11:41,598 And that's what we were fighting about. 336 00:11:41,807 --> 00:11:42,599 Okay, well, I'll need the name 337 00:11:42,808 --> 00:11:43,975 and number of the other waitress. 338 00:11:44,142 --> 00:11:46,603 Yes, and I'd like to talk to you about your herb garden, Davis, 339 00:11:46,812 --> 00:11:49,064 because I was thinking about taking up rooftop botany. 340 00:11:49,272 --> 00:11:50,190 You know... (inhales) 341 00:11:51,817 --> 00:11:52,943 Excuse us. 342 00:11:55,153 --> 00:11:56,613 Botany? Realtors? 343 00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:58,824 Look, I get it. I know your mom's in town. 344 00:11:59,032 --> 00:12:00,575 We're both going through some stuff. 345 00:12:00,992 --> 00:12:02,202 If you need to talk, I'm here, okay? 346 00:12:02,411 --> 00:12:03,745 - All right, understood. - No, now. 347 00:12:03,954 --> 00:12:06,415 What's going on with you? Why is it so hard for you to focus? 348 00:12:06,623 --> 00:12:07,916 - What's up? - (sighs) 349 00:12:08,125 --> 00:12:09,960 Just give me a minute, would you? 350 00:12:12,462 --> 00:12:13,422 Face chat Maze. 351 00:12:13,630 --> 00:12:14,589 (phone beeps) 352 00:12:15,382 --> 00:12:16,007 MAZE: What? 353 00:12:16,216 --> 00:12:17,384 My hands are kind of full right now. 354 00:12:17,592 --> 00:12:18,885 Right, well, here's the sitch: 355 00:12:19,302 --> 00:12:20,679 The detective is annoying me with questions 356 00:12:20,887 --> 00:12:22,848 that clearly won't lead anywhere, so I need a favor. 357 00:12:23,306 --> 00:12:24,224 Favors are your thing, not mine. 358 00:12:24,433 --> 00:12:25,058 All right, then. 359 00:12:25,267 --> 00:12:26,059 What about a wager? 360 00:12:26,601 --> 00:12:27,352 What's in it for me? 361 00:12:27,561 --> 00:12:28,478 Whatever you want. 362 00:12:28,812 --> 00:12:29,521 Your convertible. 363 00:12:29,730 --> 00:12:30,731 Fine. But you need to take 364 00:12:30,939 --> 00:12:32,566 the detective out and have fun. 365 00:12:32,774 --> 00:12:33,775 Three drinks should do the trick. 366 00:12:34,526 --> 00:12:36,695 (chuckles) Sucker's bet. Easy. 367 00:12:36,903 --> 00:12:37,988 Yes, but you're not allowed to tie her up 368 00:12:38,196 --> 00:12:39,364 and pour booze down her throat. 369 00:12:39,781 --> 00:12:40,490 Less easy. 370 00:12:41,324 --> 00:12:41,950 Fine. 371 00:12:42,159 --> 00:12:44,244 - All right. Deal. - (shouts): I said get naked! 372 00:12:44,578 --> 00:12:45,287 Oh, hello. 373 00:12:46,830 --> 00:12:47,789 Want to watch? 374 00:12:48,457 --> 00:12:49,082 (phone beeps) 375 00:12:49,291 --> 00:12:50,834 Okay, you were the last one to talk to Daria; 376 00:12:51,042 --> 00:12:52,461 you're telling me you have no idea 377 00:12:52,669 --> 00:12:53,795 who she was with last night? 378 00:12:54,004 --> 00:12:56,840 No. She was having a girls' night. 379 00:12:57,841 --> 00:13:00,552 She was roomies with another waitress, uh, Naomi. 380 00:13:00,969 --> 00:13:02,304 Maybe she was with her. 381 00:13:03,180 --> 00:13:04,181 Do not leave town. 382 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:08,268 So did Casanova's alibi check out? 383 00:13:08,727 --> 00:13:09,936 Working on it, but in the meantime, 384 00:13:10,145 --> 00:13:12,564 Daria's roommate, Naomi, might have an idea of her timeline. 385 00:13:12,939 --> 00:13:15,066 Oh, lovely. Then can we go for grilled polenta? 386 00:13:15,567 --> 00:13:17,819 Well, I can't focus on an empty stomach, Detective. 387 00:13:18,361 --> 00:13:19,196 (sighs) 388 00:13:20,447 --> 00:13:21,198 Hey... 389 00:13:30,582 --> 00:13:32,083 Oh. Hi. 390 00:13:32,292 --> 00:13:33,376 Hey, uh... 391 00:13:33,835 --> 00:13:35,420 I just wanted to return this. 392 00:13:36,171 --> 00:13:37,297 Oh. Uh... 393 00:13:37,506 --> 00:13:38,715 Therapeutic Truth. 394 00:13:40,175 --> 00:13:41,176 So much for that, right? 395 00:13:41,593 --> 00:13:42,886 (chuckles) 396 00:13:44,054 --> 00:13:45,180 Are you okay? 397 00:13:46,681 --> 00:13:47,599 (exhales) 398 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:51,353 One exhalation yes, two... 399 00:13:52,020 --> 00:13:53,188 - none of my business? - Yeah, listen. 400 00:13:53,396 --> 00:13:55,440 Thanks for your concern, but, um, I'm fine. 401 00:13:55,899 --> 00:13:57,734 No more false pretenses, remember? 402 00:13:59,152 --> 00:14:00,612 Friendship means honesty. 403 00:14:00,821 --> 00:14:02,405 You can talk to me, Amenadiel. 404 00:14:03,073 --> 00:14:04,866 Apparently, that is your real name. 405 00:14:05,075 --> 00:14:07,369 (laughs) It is. 406 00:14:12,415 --> 00:14:13,792 This is hard to explain. 407 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,877 Uh, it's kind of a, uh... 408 00:14:16,294 --> 00:14:17,337 physical problem. 409 00:14:17,879 --> 00:14:18,547 Oh? 410 00:14:19,214 --> 00:14:20,882 And things aren't working the way they used to. 411 00:14:23,426 --> 00:14:24,135 Oh. 412 00:14:24,386 --> 00:14:26,221 And I-I don't, I don't know what to do about that. 413 00:14:26,429 --> 00:14:29,432 I see. Well, you know, it's very common. 414 00:14:30,058 --> 00:14:30,684 I doubt that. 415 00:14:30,892 --> 00:14:31,893 Generally stress related. 416 00:14:32,102 --> 00:14:33,228 It is very stressful. 417 00:14:33,436 --> 00:14:34,354 My advice? 418 00:14:35,146 --> 00:14:36,231 Don't overthink it. 419 00:14:36,690 --> 00:14:39,442 You need to relax. Try to put it out of your mind. 420 00:14:40,318 --> 00:14:41,278 Maybe have a bit of fun. 421 00:14:41,528 --> 00:14:42,487 - Fun? - Yes. 422 00:14:43,154 --> 00:14:44,823 Maybe a cocktail. 423 00:14:45,365 --> 00:14:47,242 And before you know it... 424 00:14:52,414 --> 00:14:54,666 It doesn't make you any less of a man, Amenadiel. 425 00:14:55,333 --> 00:14:56,376 Not even a bit. 426 00:15:00,255 --> 00:15:02,090 (seagulls squawking) 427 00:15:04,342 --> 00:15:05,635 Was everything okay? 428 00:15:05,969 --> 00:15:08,263 I haven't seen Daria or Naomi all week. 429 00:15:08,722 --> 00:15:09,890 We feed each other's cats. 430 00:15:10,098 --> 00:15:12,559 Oh, gosh, I detest cats. 431 00:15:12,767 --> 00:15:14,603 Want an animal to stare at you with contempt? 432 00:15:14,811 --> 00:15:16,897 Get a cat. Open box of excrement 433 00:15:17,105 --> 00:15:18,273 - in your house? Cat. - (sniffs) 434 00:15:18,481 --> 00:15:19,608 Oh, gosh. Can you smell that? 435 00:15:19,816 --> 00:15:21,818 Foul, incontinent creatures. 436 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:24,404 That's not a cat smell. That's a dead smell. 437 00:15:29,117 --> 00:15:30,702 Oh, my God! Naomi! 438 00:15:36,958 --> 00:15:39,586 She's got the same triangular stamp as Daria. 439 00:15:40,712 --> 00:15:41,796 Same signs of poison. 440 00:15:42,005 --> 00:15:44,799 Well, well. Talk about a girls' night gone wrong. 441 00:15:48,553 --> 00:15:53,058 ♪♪ 442 00:15:57,145 --> 00:15:58,980 Lovely. Why don't we go up to the penthouse, 443 00:15:59,189 --> 00:16:01,149 and I can show you the original Stairway to Heaven. 444 00:16:01,358 --> 00:16:02,150 (chuckles) 445 00:16:02,484 --> 00:16:03,568 Ah, Detective. 446 00:16:04,361 --> 00:16:05,487 After 6:00 on a school night? 447 00:16:05,695 --> 00:16:07,113 Ella's final forensic report came in. 448 00:16:07,322 --> 00:16:08,156 Right. 449 00:16:08,365 --> 00:16:08,990 Um... 450 00:16:09,866 --> 00:16:11,034 Sorry. Can this wait? 451 00:16:11,242 --> 00:16:11,993 (chuckles): I mean, 452 00:16:12,202 --> 00:16:13,787 those deaths were fiendishly tragic, 453 00:16:13,995 --> 00:16:16,206 but I'm pretty certain that tomorrow, during office hours, 454 00:16:16,414 --> 00:16:17,916 our dead girls will still be dead. 455 00:16:18,124 --> 00:16:18,959 I just wanted to run a couple... 456 00:16:19,167 --> 00:16:20,335 MAZE: Good. Saved me a trip. 457 00:16:20,543 --> 00:16:21,920 You, me, drinking. Now. 458 00:16:22,128 --> 00:16:23,713 - ELLA: I'm in! - CHLOE: What are you doing here? 459 00:16:23,922 --> 00:16:26,007 - Lucifer said I should drop by. - But we're working. 460 00:16:26,216 --> 00:16:27,050 No, you're working. 461 00:16:27,258 --> 00:16:28,009 Who the hell is she? 462 00:16:28,218 --> 00:16:29,970 Oh, sorry. Hi, I'm Ella! 463 00:16:30,261 --> 00:16:32,639 - (chuckles) - CHLOE: I was about to give him the rundown 464 00:16:32,847 --> 00:16:33,890 on your report. Do you want to... 465 00:16:34,099 --> 00:16:35,684 No, go for it. I got to dehydrate. Whew! 466 00:16:35,892 --> 00:16:39,270 Okay. Anyhow, first off, there was tissue damage 467 00:16:39,479 --> 00:16:40,355 to Daria's stomach lining, 468 00:16:40,563 --> 00:16:41,815 caused by liquid nitrogen, 469 00:16:42,023 --> 00:16:43,858 the stuff that makes fancy cocktails smoke. 470 00:16:44,067 --> 00:16:45,527 It's probably how she ingested the poison. 471 00:16:45,735 --> 00:16:46,736 Well, excellent lead, Detective, 472 00:16:46,945 --> 00:16:48,238 but you just ruined my ménage à trois. 473 00:16:48,446 --> 00:16:51,783 Second, I assumed that Daria was at a club on Gower, 474 00:16:51,992 --> 00:16:53,535 and we found an abandoned building on the corner. 475 00:16:53,743 --> 00:16:55,370 It looked like they had recently had a party there. 476 00:16:55,578 --> 00:16:56,287 Fascinating. 477 00:16:56,496 --> 00:16:57,831 I'm thinking it was a rave, so... 478 00:16:58,039 --> 00:16:59,541 Any way you could make some phone calls to help me out? 479 00:16:59,749 --> 00:17:01,376 You know, you seem to have your finger on the pulse. 480 00:17:01,584 --> 00:17:03,378 Not the appendage I'd hoped to be pulsing by now. 481 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:04,838 I know that hood. 482 00:17:05,463 --> 00:17:06,297 There's a great tiki bar 483 00:17:06,506 --> 00:17:07,882 across the street from that building. 484 00:17:08,091 --> 00:17:09,050 I know the bartender. 485 00:17:09,676 --> 00:17:10,301 Course you do. 486 00:17:10,510 --> 00:17:11,928 We could go and have a drink, 487 00:17:12,679 --> 00:17:13,471 ask about the dead girls. 488 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:15,890 Yes. That sounds like a very good lead, Detective. 489 00:17:16,099 --> 00:17:17,392 If you want to retrace the steps 490 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:19,310 of two hot girls on a girls' night, 491 00:17:19,519 --> 00:17:22,439 you need to think like two hot girls on a girls' night. 492 00:17:22,647 --> 00:17:23,606 With your lady parts. 493 00:17:24,315 --> 00:17:26,026 And piña coladas in hand. 494 00:17:26,276 --> 00:17:27,902 Oh, my God, I love piña coladas! 495 00:17:28,737 --> 00:17:29,571 Lovely! 496 00:17:35,076 --> 00:17:36,953 (slurping) 497 00:17:41,332 --> 00:17:43,209 So, I was watching Chinatown, right? 498 00:17:43,835 --> 00:17:45,003 And all of a sudden, it hits me. 499 00:17:45,211 --> 00:17:47,589 I need to go to L.A. I mean, do you ever feel like 500 00:17:47,797 --> 00:17:49,299 God is telling you to do something? 501 00:17:49,507 --> 00:17:50,133 No. 502 00:17:50,675 --> 00:17:52,719 Oh. You think Chloe's gonna drink that? 503 00:17:52,927 --> 00:17:53,553 No. 504 00:17:55,096 --> 00:17:57,182 Hey, guys. Do you recognize this hand stamp? 505 00:17:59,309 --> 00:18:00,268 What about these women? 506 00:18:01,519 --> 00:18:02,145 No. 507 00:18:02,353 --> 00:18:03,772 Okay, look. I'm LAPD, 508 00:18:03,980 --> 00:18:05,106 and if there's any info that you can give me 509 00:18:05,315 --> 00:18:07,108 - on any... - (snorts, laughs) 510 00:18:07,609 --> 00:18:09,736 How not to get laid. 511 00:18:10,612 --> 00:18:12,197 I'm not trying to get laid, Maze. 512 00:18:13,198 --> 00:18:13,865 I don't get it. 513 00:18:14,699 --> 00:18:15,575 Well, did you talk to the bartender? 514 00:18:15,784 --> 00:18:18,036 Yeah. He said something was going on 515 00:18:18,244 --> 00:18:19,454 across the street in the abandoned building. 516 00:18:19,662 --> 00:18:21,247 I put a call in for a warrant to the judge, 517 00:18:21,456 --> 00:18:22,540 and I'm waiting to hear back. 518 00:18:22,749 --> 00:18:24,501 Great. Looks like you have some time to kill. 519 00:18:24,876 --> 00:18:25,502 Have a drink. 520 00:18:26,002 --> 00:18:27,128 No. I'm gonna call it a night. 521 00:18:27,587 --> 00:18:28,463 Hello, ladies. 522 00:18:28,963 --> 00:18:30,590 Hi. What are you doing here? 523 00:18:31,299 --> 00:18:32,092 Maze invited me. 524 00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:34,052 - She said it's girls' night. - MAZE: Yeah. 525 00:18:34,636 --> 00:18:36,930 No. I'm working a double homicide. 526 00:18:37,722 --> 00:18:39,682 Would it kill you to just relax for once? 527 00:18:39,891 --> 00:18:41,059 - (sighs) - All you do is 528 00:18:41,267 --> 00:18:42,560 work, work, work. 529 00:18:42,769 --> 00:18:43,812 Wow. Like you're one to talk. 530 00:18:44,020 --> 00:18:46,022 You're at Lucifer's beck and call 24/7. 531 00:18:46,231 --> 00:18:47,690 It's like you're his personal concierge. 532 00:18:47,899 --> 00:18:50,652 I'm not his personal anything, anymore. 533 00:18:51,152 --> 00:18:53,655 Hmm. Well, you basically still live there, and it's not like 534 00:18:53,863 --> 00:18:55,156 he's pouring you any drinks. 535 00:18:56,533 --> 00:18:58,159 Least I know how to have fun. 536 00:18:58,660 --> 00:19:00,411 What about pleasure? 537 00:19:01,496 --> 00:19:02,288 Men? 538 00:19:03,456 --> 00:19:05,166 When's the last time you had sex? 539 00:19:05,416 --> 00:19:06,584 ELLA: Hey, why does everything always have to be 540 00:19:06,793 --> 00:19:08,419 - about work or sex? - LINDA: Yeah, I agree. 541 00:19:08,628 --> 00:19:12,132 Girls' night, done right, is about female bonding. 542 00:19:12,340 --> 00:19:14,425 - Exactly. - Really getting to know each other. 543 00:19:14,634 --> 00:19:18,138 Sharing problems, origin stories, secrets. 544 00:19:18,346 --> 00:19:19,806 - MAZE: Can't we just drink? - LINDA: Fine. 545 00:19:20,014 --> 00:19:21,808 I'll start. Um... 546 00:19:22,308 --> 00:19:23,935 I worked my way through med school as 547 00:19:24,144 --> 00:19:25,812 a phone sex operator. 548 00:19:26,229 --> 00:19:28,815 1-800-ProfessorFeelGood. 549 00:19:29,816 --> 00:19:31,067 I would totally call that. 550 00:19:31,276 --> 00:19:32,068 Nice. 551 00:19:32,277 --> 00:19:33,444 I'm Ella, by the way. 552 00:19:33,653 --> 00:19:35,822 - I love that we just skipped the small talk. - Yes. 553 00:19:36,030 --> 00:19:38,199 Um, okay. I'll go next, I guess. Um... 554 00:19:38,408 --> 00:19:39,534 I used to steal cars. 555 00:19:41,369 --> 00:19:41,995 Who's next? 556 00:19:42,453 --> 00:19:43,997 I was forged in the bowels of Hell 557 00:19:44,205 --> 00:19:46,499 to torture the guilty for all of eternity. 558 00:19:48,126 --> 00:19:49,210 Interesting share. 559 00:19:50,003 --> 00:19:51,212 Okay, so... 560 00:19:51,588 --> 00:19:52,547 Now, you go, Chloe. 561 00:19:53,464 --> 00:19:54,299 Female trust. 562 00:19:55,091 --> 00:19:55,717 Come on. 563 00:19:55,925 --> 00:19:56,759 What's on your mind? 564 00:19:57,385 --> 00:19:58,761 What's on my mind... 565 00:19:58,970 --> 00:20:00,722 like, other than the case? 566 00:20:01,514 --> 00:20:02,140 Yeah. 567 00:20:05,810 --> 00:20:06,561 Um... 568 00:20:08,563 --> 00:20:09,689 A little divorce. 569 00:20:10,273 --> 00:20:11,024 - Uh... - MAZE: Mm-hmm. 570 00:20:12,025 --> 00:20:13,318 Single parenthood... 571 00:20:15,236 --> 00:20:17,947 uh, possible homelessness and... 572 00:20:18,698 --> 00:20:21,910 most likely many, many cats in my future. 573 00:20:22,118 --> 00:20:23,745 Or things that require batteries. 574 00:20:23,912 --> 00:20:25,079 Okay, you know, that's-that's... 575 00:20:25,288 --> 00:20:26,414 that's what I'm talking about. 576 00:20:26,623 --> 00:20:29,083 You guys, this is so fun! 577 00:20:29,292 --> 00:20:30,210 - MAZE: Is it? - ELLA: Yes! 578 00:20:30,418 --> 00:20:32,587 Yeah, uh, tequila, stat. 579 00:20:32,795 --> 00:20:34,255 - ELLA: Yes. - MAZE: Keep 'em coming! 580 00:20:34,464 --> 00:20:35,673 LINDA: This is really gonna help you feel, 581 00:20:35,882 --> 00:20:37,258 you know, anything. 582 00:20:41,179 --> 00:20:41,804 LUCIFER: Ugh! 583 00:20:42,013 --> 00:20:43,181 Cosmopolitan? 584 00:20:43,389 --> 00:20:45,099 Perhaps this really is girls' night. 585 00:20:45,850 --> 00:20:47,936 There are only two reasons to drink alone, brother. 586 00:20:48,144 --> 00:20:49,729 Either you're a chronic dullard, 587 00:20:49,938 --> 00:20:51,481 or you're trying to avoid your problems. 588 00:20:51,689 --> 00:20:52,899 If it's the latter, I approve. 589 00:20:53,066 --> 00:20:54,734 My problems are your problems. 590 00:20:55,485 --> 00:20:57,403 Ooh! Aren't we the little empath? 591 00:20:57,737 --> 00:21:00,698 You think letting Mom stay here on earth doesn't affect us all? 592 00:21:00,907 --> 00:21:01,532 (scoffs) 593 00:21:01,741 --> 00:21:02,825 Why? Because you think Dad is gonna 594 00:21:03,034 --> 00:21:04,911 forgive and forget about the fact that you broke a deal? 595 00:21:05,119 --> 00:21:06,371 Haven't broken anything. 596 00:21:06,579 --> 00:21:07,497 I found a loophole. 597 00:21:07,705 --> 00:21:09,374 As such, I'm not thinking about it at all. 598 00:21:09,582 --> 00:21:10,375 You should try it. 599 00:21:10,583 --> 00:21:12,252 There will be consequences! 600 00:21:14,921 --> 00:21:15,797 I don't get it. 601 00:21:16,381 --> 00:21:17,799 If you're so concerned, why don't you just 602 00:21:18,007 --> 00:21:19,175 fly Mum back to Hell? 603 00:21:19,968 --> 00:21:21,678 Because I can't! 604 00:21:23,554 --> 00:21:25,098 That was a tad dramatic. 605 00:21:25,306 --> 00:21:25,932 Why not? 606 00:21:26,307 --> 00:21:27,308 It's complicated. 607 00:21:28,685 --> 00:21:30,687 Never fear, fun brother's here. 608 00:21:31,271 --> 00:21:32,939 I'm gonna show you the magic of distraction. 609 00:21:33,106 --> 00:21:35,066 But no more girly drinks. All right? 610 00:21:36,025 --> 00:21:37,026 Cosmos are yummy. 611 00:21:37,485 --> 00:21:40,280 Oh... Bourbon. Stat. Keep 'em coming. 612 00:21:40,863 --> 00:21:42,865 ♪ You're a heartbreaker ♪ 613 00:21:43,074 --> 00:21:44,242 ♪ Dream maker ♪ 614 00:21:44,450 --> 00:21:45,285 ♪ Love taker ♪ 615 00:21:45,493 --> 00:21:46,953 ♪ Don't you mess around with me ♪ 616 00:21:47,161 --> 00:21:48,997 ♪ You're a heartbreaker ♪ 617 00:21:49,205 --> 00:21:50,456 ♪ Dream maker ♪ 618 00:21:50,665 --> 00:21:51,499 ♪ Love taker ♪ 619 00:21:51,708 --> 00:21:53,334 ♪ Heartbreaker ♪ 620 00:21:54,002 --> 00:21:54,794 Yes! 621 00:21:55,003 --> 00:21:57,130 Thank you, Los Angeles! 622 00:21:57,338 --> 00:22:00,633 (laughing) 623 00:22:01,342 --> 00:22:02,719 And then Lucifer's all like... 624 00:22:03,344 --> 00:22:05,847 (imitating Lucifer): "Hey Chloe, name three friends 625 00:22:06,055 --> 00:22:08,975 that you could go call and have a drink with." 626 00:22:09,183 --> 00:22:10,476 - CHLOE: So smug, you know? - LINDA: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 627 00:22:10,685 --> 00:22:12,812 Well, one...two...three! 628 00:22:13,021 --> 00:22:13,688 CHLOE: So, you're saying, 629 00:22:13,896 --> 00:22:15,023 if I called you guys, 630 00:22:15,606 --> 00:22:16,607 you would drop everything 631 00:22:16,816 --> 00:22:18,109 and come and have a drink with me? 632 00:22:18,318 --> 00:22:20,486 Mm-hmm. 'Cause that is what girlfriends do for each other. 633 00:22:20,695 --> 00:22:22,697 Yes, especially during tough times. 634 00:22:22,905 --> 00:22:23,698 Exactly. 635 00:22:24,657 --> 00:22:26,117 I've never had friends like that. 636 00:22:26,784 --> 00:22:27,535 Like, ever. 637 00:22:27,744 --> 00:22:29,078 Well, you're a lot more tolerable 638 00:22:29,287 --> 00:22:30,204 when you're drunk, Decker. 639 00:22:30,413 --> 00:22:31,456 - Is that true? - Yeah. 640 00:22:31,664 --> 00:22:32,832 And then Lucifer's like, 641 00:22:33,041 --> 00:22:36,002 "You use work to avoid having fun." 642 00:22:36,210 --> 00:22:37,587 Oh, yeah. Well, not anymore, lady. 643 00:22:37,795 --> 00:22:39,088 'Cause we're your tribe, now. 644 00:22:39,380 --> 00:22:41,424 And we like to party! 645 00:22:41,716 --> 00:22:42,717 (howling) 646 00:22:42,925 --> 00:22:45,136 I wish I had my knives. We could have made a blood pact. 647 00:22:45,345 --> 00:22:46,387 - Ooh, next time. - Aww... - Yeah, yeah. 648 00:22:46,596 --> 00:22:48,222 Next time? This is progress. 649 00:22:48,431 --> 00:22:49,432 To tribes! 650 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,225 To tribes! 651 00:22:52,185 --> 00:22:53,019 Sip it. 652 00:22:53,227 --> 00:22:53,853 (camera clicks) 653 00:22:54,979 --> 00:22:56,230 I think we should go back up there. 654 00:22:56,439 --> 00:22:58,399 - Mm-hmm. - Mm. 655 00:22:59,275 --> 00:23:00,360 Mm. 656 00:23:01,527 --> 00:23:02,195 (whooping) 657 00:23:02,403 --> 00:23:04,197 LINDA: Oh, it looks like someone's made a fourth friend. 658 00:23:04,405 --> 00:23:06,574 Oh, you get it, girl! (whooping) 659 00:23:06,783 --> 00:23:08,076 Oh, no! 660 00:23:08,284 --> 00:23:10,328 - MAZE: Abort! Chloe! - LINDA: Oh... don't do that. 661 00:23:10,536 --> 00:23:11,913 I don't think she... 662 00:23:12,121 --> 00:23:13,498 Does she wear contacts? 663 00:23:13,706 --> 00:23:15,083 - LINDA: She's really into him. - ELLA: And she's bringing him over. 664 00:23:15,291 --> 00:23:16,334 - LINDA: Is she? - CHLOE: Look! 665 00:23:17,460 --> 00:23:18,252 Same hand stamp 666 00:23:18,461 --> 00:23:19,337 as Daria and Naomi! 667 00:23:19,545 --> 00:23:20,505 Where did you get this? 668 00:23:20,713 --> 00:23:22,465 I saw some hot women, uh, 669 00:23:22,673 --> 00:23:24,634 g-going into a party across the street last night. 670 00:23:24,842 --> 00:23:25,802 - Okay. - It was just... 671 00:23:26,010 --> 00:23:26,928 Do you recognize these women? 672 00:23:27,136 --> 00:23:27,845 Did you see these girls there? 673 00:23:28,054 --> 00:23:28,846 (grunts) 674 00:23:29,222 --> 00:23:29,931 What's your deal? 675 00:23:30,139 --> 00:23:31,849 Hey, she's just asking a few questions. 676 00:23:32,058 --> 00:23:34,143 Well, he's taken. So back off, skank! 677 00:23:34,352 --> 00:23:35,395 - CHLOE: I... - MAZE: Hey! 678 00:23:35,603 --> 00:23:37,980 No one calls my skank a skank. 679 00:23:38,189 --> 00:23:39,524 - MAZE: I'm hurting her. - CHLOE: No! - LINDA: Oh, no, no... 680 00:23:39,732 --> 00:23:41,234 - No. - Okay, no. No, no, Maze. 681 00:23:41,442 --> 00:23:42,527 Maze... 682 00:23:42,735 --> 00:23:44,320 Wipe that smile off her face. 683 00:23:44,529 --> 00:23:46,781 Maze, remember... aggression 684 00:23:46,989 --> 00:23:48,282 is not the answer, okay. 685 00:23:48,491 --> 00:23:49,951 Clearly, this woman is having 686 00:23:50,159 --> 00:23:51,285 some serious trust issues. 687 00:23:51,494 --> 00:23:52,245 Clearly. 688 00:23:52,453 --> 00:23:54,122 Or maybe she's just a raging bitch. 689 00:23:54,330 --> 00:23:55,206 (laughing): Oh! 690 00:23:55,415 --> 00:23:56,833 (grunting) 691 00:23:57,041 --> 00:23:57,583 (growling) 692 00:23:57,792 --> 00:23:59,877 (yelling) 693 00:24:00,086 --> 00:24:01,045 (grunting) 694 00:24:04,549 --> 00:24:05,425 (glasses breaking) 695 00:24:10,471 --> 00:24:12,390 LAPD! Hey! 696 00:24:12,598 --> 00:24:14,142 Everybody take a breath! 697 00:24:14,350 --> 00:24:16,394 Oh! Oh, my gosh. 698 00:24:17,103 --> 00:24:17,895 What is happening?! 699 00:24:18,104 --> 00:24:19,397 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 700 00:24:19,605 --> 00:24:21,607 ♪ I can't put my finger on it ♪ 701 00:24:21,816 --> 00:24:23,234 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 702 00:24:24,569 --> 00:24:25,486 Maze, Maze, Maze! 703 00:24:25,695 --> 00:24:26,320 (man yelling) 704 00:24:26,529 --> 00:24:27,655 (groaning) 705 00:24:27,864 --> 00:24:28,990 ♪ I like that thing you do ♪ 706 00:24:29,157 --> 00:24:30,658 Maze, I wasn't done questioning him! 707 00:24:32,243 --> 00:24:34,287 ♪ The way you style your hair ♪ 708 00:24:34,495 --> 00:24:35,288 Ugh! 709 00:24:37,457 --> 00:24:38,416 Carry on. 710 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:39,667 Hey. 711 00:24:40,168 --> 00:24:41,377 Did you see these girls? 712 00:24:42,044 --> 00:24:42,712 Yeah, maybe. 713 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,172 - Where? - It was-- it was-- 714 00:24:44,380 --> 00:24:45,756 - Where?! - It was a crowded sex club, 715 00:24:46,299 --> 00:24:47,300 and there was so many hot girls... 716 00:24:47,508 --> 00:24:48,426 A sex club? 717 00:24:48,801 --> 00:24:49,802 Yeah, just... 718 00:24:51,387 --> 00:24:53,014 Don't tell my girlfriend. Just... 719 00:24:53,639 --> 00:24:56,601 ♪ And the boys and the girls they stare... ♪ 720 00:24:56,809 --> 00:24:58,686 (scoffs) Girls' night out. 721 00:25:09,363 --> 00:25:10,198 Oh... 722 00:25:10,698 --> 00:25:13,075 Oof. Happy hour over already? 723 00:25:13,493 --> 00:25:14,535 Must have been some party. 724 00:25:15,036 --> 00:25:15,870 Yeah... 725 00:25:16,078 --> 00:25:17,872 other than the half hour-ish 726 00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,208 from 8:47 to 9:17 727 00:25:20,416 --> 00:25:22,043 that I can't quite remember anything. 728 00:25:22,502 --> 00:25:24,295 (chuckling): Classic Chloe. 729 00:25:24,504 --> 00:25:25,838 Only you would make a point of remembering 730 00:25:26,047 --> 00:25:27,965 the exact amount of time you can't remember. 731 00:25:28,174 --> 00:25:29,634 Mm. Well, 732 00:25:29,842 --> 00:25:32,261 I was lucid enough to destroy a tiki bar 733 00:25:32,470 --> 00:25:34,722 and get a lead on our two dead blondes. 734 00:25:35,681 --> 00:25:36,891 I found a guy with a hand stamp. 735 00:25:37,099 --> 00:25:38,809 The same club that Daria and Naomi went to? 736 00:25:40,269 --> 00:25:41,187 Not a club. 737 00:25:41,395 --> 00:25:45,316 More like a roving, pop-up sex party. 738 00:25:45,525 --> 00:25:46,984 Secretive, invite-only, 739 00:25:47,193 --> 00:25:49,237 caters to rich jerks who like to pay for it. 740 00:25:49,445 --> 00:25:50,071 So gross. 741 00:25:50,279 --> 00:25:51,781 So those two girls were sex workers? 742 00:25:53,199 --> 00:25:53,824 Looks like it. 743 00:25:54,033 --> 00:25:55,451 But the only way to know for sure 744 00:25:55,660 --> 00:25:57,245 is to get you into the next shindig. 745 00:25:57,453 --> 00:25:59,121 Which hand stamp guy told me-- 746 00:25:59,664 --> 00:26:00,581 right before he passed out-- 747 00:26:01,374 --> 00:26:02,542 is happening as we speak. 748 00:26:03,543 --> 00:26:04,168 Me? 749 00:26:04,794 --> 00:26:07,004 Uh-huh. Men only. And I got you a date. 750 00:26:08,464 --> 00:26:09,298 - Nope. - Yes. 751 00:26:09,507 --> 00:26:10,883 - Mm-mm. No way. - Yes. 752 00:26:11,092 --> 00:26:12,510 It's good to have Lucifer there with you as back up. 753 00:26:12,718 --> 00:26:14,178 So they don't think you're a cop. 754 00:26:16,722 --> 00:26:17,848 I don't look like a cop. 755 00:26:19,850 --> 00:26:20,977 Uh-huh. 756 00:26:23,437 --> 00:26:24,272 Hey. 757 00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:25,439 Do I look like a cop? 758 00:26:27,149 --> 00:26:30,152 (kitten mewing on video) 759 00:26:30,528 --> 00:26:31,612 (laughing) 760 00:26:31,821 --> 00:26:33,864 Ah. Finally, you're here. Right. 761 00:26:34,323 --> 00:26:35,283 I promise this will be more fun 762 00:26:35,491 --> 00:26:36,993 than light beers and Bachelor reruns. 763 00:26:37,201 --> 00:26:38,578 Your jokes never get old. 764 00:26:38,786 --> 00:26:40,871 Oh, come on, who doesn't love a sex party? 765 00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:41,706 Then again, if you're me, 766 00:26:41,914 --> 00:26:43,541 every party's a sex party of sorts. 767 00:26:43,749 --> 00:26:44,667 DAN: It's illegal, for starters. 768 00:26:44,875 --> 00:26:46,294 Why do you think they change the location every night? 769 00:26:46,794 --> 00:26:48,254 No liquor license, underage girls... 770 00:26:48,462 --> 00:26:49,755 Well, the world's oldest profession 771 00:26:49,964 --> 00:26:51,632 seems to be surviving quite nicely. 772 00:26:51,841 --> 00:26:52,967 Hello, chaps. 773 00:26:53,801 --> 00:26:55,803 Yes, my first startup was a sex club, actually. 774 00:26:56,012 --> 00:26:57,638 Little place called "Eden". Perhaps you've heard of it? 775 00:26:57,847 --> 00:26:59,640 I'm... good. Thank you. 776 00:27:01,100 --> 00:27:03,060 Best case scenario, this club exploits women. 777 00:27:03,269 --> 00:27:04,979 Worst case? It got those girls a belly full of poison. 778 00:27:05,187 --> 00:27:05,980 Mm. 779 00:27:06,439 --> 00:27:08,024 - One other thing. - Hm? 780 00:27:08,441 --> 00:27:10,067 I'm not sure why he's here. 781 00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:13,279 Only dullards drink alone. 782 00:27:13,487 --> 00:27:14,989 Yes, he's a tad anxious these days. 783 00:27:15,197 --> 00:27:16,490 I thought a night out would do him good. 784 00:27:16,699 --> 00:27:18,242 Right. Well, we have one mission: 785 00:27:18,951 --> 00:27:20,494 to find out who knew the dead girls. 786 00:27:21,412 --> 00:27:22,747 And remember-- we're undercover, okay? 787 00:27:22,955 --> 00:27:25,207 (chuckling): As if you could look like anything other than a cop. 788 00:27:25,416 --> 00:27:26,542 I do not look like a cop! 789 00:27:27,043 --> 00:27:27,710 Cop. 790 00:27:28,502 --> 00:27:29,920 (sighs with frustration) 791 00:27:30,379 --> 00:27:31,839 All right, will you guys just please, 792 00:27:32,048 --> 00:27:33,382 for God's sake, be chill? 793 00:27:33,966 --> 00:27:36,260 And three rules: no drinking, no touching... 794 00:27:36,844 --> 00:27:38,512 ...and just keep everything low-key. 795 00:27:38,721 --> 00:27:40,973 Yes! (laughing) 796 00:27:41,182 --> 00:27:43,559 - (woman laughing) - DAN: Oh, my God. 797 00:27:43,768 --> 00:27:46,187 This is not helping us find out who knew the dead girls. 798 00:27:46,395 --> 00:27:48,522 Agreed. His shimmy is a tad off-putting. 799 00:27:48,731 --> 00:27:49,857 AMENADIEL: Come on, Luci! 800 00:27:50,066 --> 00:27:51,859 Come cut a rug with your big bro! 801 00:27:52,068 --> 00:27:53,027 LUCIFER: Uh. No, no, no, no, no. 802 00:27:53,235 --> 00:27:54,362 White man's overbite, 803 00:27:54,570 --> 00:27:55,946 that is definitely where I draw the line. 804 00:27:56,155 --> 00:27:57,239 Hold on a second. 805 00:27:57,448 --> 00:27:58,532 Look at the bar. 806 00:28:00,743 --> 00:28:01,786 It's liquid nitrogen. 807 00:28:01,994 --> 00:28:03,162 It's the same thing that caused damage 808 00:28:03,371 --> 00:28:04,705 to Daria Mitchell's stomach lining. 809 00:28:04,914 --> 00:28:05,873 Yes. 810 00:28:08,250 --> 00:28:09,085 Hey, buddy. 811 00:28:09,293 --> 00:28:09,960 Hey. 812 00:28:10,252 --> 00:28:11,671 What do you know about these two girls? 813 00:28:16,092 --> 00:28:17,593 Not so fast, buddy boy. 814 00:28:17,802 --> 00:28:20,388 Seems my martini isn't the only thing here that's dirty. 815 00:28:20,596 --> 00:28:22,014 - (straining) - Mmm. 816 00:28:22,223 --> 00:28:23,516 A drink to savor, don't you think? 817 00:28:23,724 --> 00:28:25,142 Ah... (inhales) 818 00:28:25,351 --> 00:28:26,727 Want to explain why you ran? 819 00:28:27,770 --> 00:28:29,271 Come on. You're obviously a cop. 820 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:30,940 - (chuckles) - Shut it. 821 00:28:31,148 --> 00:28:32,525 I figured you were here to bust me. 822 00:28:32,983 --> 00:28:34,402 Yes, we are here to bust you. 823 00:28:34,610 --> 00:28:36,987 For the untimely fate of two innocent Nebraskan girls. 824 00:28:37,780 --> 00:28:39,031 Wait... what? 825 00:28:39,281 --> 00:28:40,199 LUCIFER: It's funny how killers go deaf 826 00:28:40,408 --> 00:28:41,659 at the moment of reckoning, isn't it? 827 00:28:41,867 --> 00:28:42,660 No, no. I... 828 00:28:43,119 --> 00:28:44,120 I'm no killer. 829 00:28:44,328 --> 00:28:46,580 I-I-I keep an eye on the girls that work here 830 00:28:47,039 --> 00:28:48,457 and serve the pervs drinks. 831 00:28:48,874 --> 00:28:49,667 And pot... 832 00:28:50,626 --> 00:28:51,460 Maybe a bit of "E." 833 00:28:51,669 --> 00:28:53,671 - What about mandrake? - Who's Mandrake? 834 00:28:53,879 --> 00:28:56,048 Did you put poison in these two girls' drinks? 835 00:28:56,382 --> 00:28:58,718 No-no. What? No. I-I remember these girls. 836 00:28:59,176 --> 00:29:00,761 Their drinks were clean when I made 'em. 837 00:29:01,345 --> 00:29:02,263 Who was paying for 'em? 838 00:29:02,471 --> 00:29:05,349 I don't know, it was some Hollywood dirtbag with a gold card. 839 00:29:06,016 --> 00:29:07,727 You'll need to be a little more specific. 840 00:29:08,394 --> 00:29:10,438 It's... Yuri something. 841 00:29:10,646 --> 00:29:11,689 He's not here tonight though. 842 00:29:12,857 --> 00:29:13,691 I guess your two dead girls 843 00:29:13,899 --> 00:29:15,025 and the other blonde must have really worn him out. 844 00:29:15,234 --> 00:29:15,860 DAN: Wait a minute. 845 00:29:16,068 --> 00:29:17,069 - There were three blondes? - Yeah. 846 00:29:17,278 --> 00:29:18,571 Your two newbies 847 00:29:18,779 --> 00:29:19,613 and their hot friend. 848 00:29:19,822 --> 00:29:20,489 Right. First name: 849 00:29:20,698 --> 00:29:21,949 "Hot", last name "Friend"? 850 00:29:22,283 --> 00:29:24,034 They don't use their real names. 851 00:29:24,535 --> 00:29:25,786 She's one of our regulars though. 852 00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:27,705 You know, life of the party. 853 00:29:27,955 --> 00:29:29,123 Oh, she won't be the life of anything, 854 00:29:29,331 --> 00:29:31,250 if we don't get to her before lady killer Yuri has his way. 855 00:29:31,542 --> 00:29:32,460 If he hasn't already. 856 00:29:32,668 --> 00:29:33,544 (sighing): Thank you. 857 00:29:33,753 --> 00:29:34,545 (clears throat) 858 00:29:38,132 --> 00:29:39,467 Oh, silly me. 859 00:29:41,177 --> 00:29:41,802 (sighs) 860 00:29:42,011 --> 00:29:43,804 Come on. Rise and shine, Crantini. 861 00:29:44,013 --> 00:29:44,889 - Time to go. - (groaning) 862 00:29:45,097 --> 00:29:46,182 Yeah. Let's do this. 863 00:29:46,390 --> 00:29:46,974 (grunting) 864 00:29:47,183 --> 00:29:50,978 (Lucifer laughing) 865 00:29:51,145 --> 00:29:52,313 Gosh, I wish I got that on video. 866 00:29:52,521 --> 00:29:53,522 Oh, I can get that on video! 867 00:29:53,731 --> 00:29:55,149 Hold on. Douche-cam. 868 00:30:13,167 --> 00:30:14,293 Must have been some party. 869 00:30:14,752 --> 00:30:16,128 Ah, that's funny. 870 00:30:16,337 --> 00:30:18,464 And I'll laugh after we find this Yuri scumbag. 871 00:30:19,048 --> 00:30:20,299 You have anything on the third girl? 872 00:30:20,508 --> 00:30:22,343 Bartender said she was, "Blonde, hot, 873 00:30:22,551 --> 00:30:23,469 and had an exposed midriff". 874 00:30:23,677 --> 00:30:25,971 Which describes half the population of L.A. 875 00:30:26,180 --> 00:30:26,889 Well, the chef's wife, 876 00:30:27,097 --> 00:30:28,098 Gisele, fits that description. 877 00:30:28,682 --> 00:30:30,476 Yeah, but when you saw her, she was healthy. 878 00:30:30,684 --> 00:30:31,852 You think she could have worked with Naomi 879 00:30:32,061 --> 00:30:33,187 and Daria at the sex club? 880 00:30:34,188 --> 00:30:34,814 She knew them 881 00:30:35,022 --> 00:30:36,232 through her husband's restaurant. 882 00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:38,192 I mean, but part-time sex worker? 883 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,361 Would that be the first thing you put on your résumé? 884 00:30:40,861 --> 00:30:42,363 No. But if she was there, 885 00:30:42,571 --> 00:30:44,406 she was witness to everything that went down that night. 886 00:30:45,407 --> 00:30:46,700 So, maybe Yuri's after her. 887 00:30:46,909 --> 00:30:47,993 Yeah, well, the tech got Yuri's info 888 00:30:48,202 --> 00:30:49,745 from the credit card he used at the sex party. 889 00:30:49,954 --> 00:30:50,996 Only has a P.O. box. 890 00:30:51,205 --> 00:30:53,290 No home address, but I did get a cell and a plate number. 891 00:30:53,499 --> 00:30:54,124 Okay, good. 892 00:30:54,333 --> 00:30:55,501 Lucifer and I will go find Yuri, 893 00:30:55,709 --> 00:30:56,669 and, uh, 894 00:30:57,378 --> 00:30:58,254 and, um... 895 00:30:58,462 --> 00:31:00,047 - (Lucifer laughing) - ...you track down Gisele. 896 00:31:00,256 --> 00:31:02,091 (laughing continues) 897 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:03,425 Oh... 898 00:31:03,634 --> 00:31:04,385 DAN: Copy that. 899 00:31:05,511 --> 00:31:06,595 That is... 900 00:31:08,681 --> 00:31:10,057 What did Maze win 901 00:31:10,266 --> 00:31:12,393 and why does it involve my tragic drunk face? 902 00:31:12,601 --> 00:31:13,686 Just a little wager. 903 00:31:14,603 --> 00:31:15,479 Well, you had a lot on your mind, 904 00:31:15,688 --> 00:31:16,981 so I decided to distract you, 905 00:31:17,648 --> 00:31:18,566 with "girls' night." 906 00:31:21,235 --> 00:31:22,194 Last night was a setup? 907 00:31:22,403 --> 00:31:24,113 Yes. Well, you had fun, didn't you? 908 00:31:24,321 --> 00:31:25,281 You should be thanking me. 909 00:31:28,534 --> 00:31:29,451 What are you doing? 910 00:31:30,744 --> 00:31:31,871 - Detective... - (snaps picture) 911 00:31:37,293 --> 00:31:38,586 (grunts) 912 00:31:39,211 --> 00:31:40,337 Uh, hey, Davis hasn't seen Gisele, 913 00:31:40,629 --> 00:31:42,172 and she's, uh, not answering her cell, 914 00:31:42,381 --> 00:31:44,133 so if Yuri has her, we've got to get there fast. 915 00:31:44,383 --> 00:31:45,175 CHLOE: I'm on my way. 916 00:31:45,384 --> 00:31:46,468 Detective... 917 00:31:47,761 --> 00:31:49,221 What did you say to her? 918 00:31:58,314 --> 00:32:00,482 LAPD. Get out of the car, Yuri. 919 00:32:01,442 --> 00:32:02,568 LUCIFER: Good Lord, you could at least 920 00:32:02,776 --> 00:32:04,445 fork out for a room, Yuri. 921 00:32:05,112 --> 00:32:06,280 - (Yuri retching) - LUCIFER: No, no, no, no! 922 00:32:06,488 --> 00:32:07,489 Not the Italian leather! 923 00:32:07,698 --> 00:32:09,199 Bloody hell! 924 00:32:09,617 --> 00:32:11,076 Yeah, more like karma. 925 00:32:12,786 --> 00:32:14,288 We know you were at the sex club last night, 926 00:32:14,496 --> 00:32:16,373 and you're responsible for the death of two girls. 927 00:32:16,957 --> 00:32:18,125 What do you know about Gisele? 928 00:32:18,542 --> 00:32:20,586 I don't know anyone named Gisele. 929 00:32:21,086 --> 00:32:22,046 You have it all wrong. 930 00:32:22,963 --> 00:32:24,340 I only went to that club 931 00:32:24,548 --> 00:32:27,468 because Crystal promised me newbies. 932 00:32:27,885 --> 00:32:29,887 I paid five grand apiece 933 00:32:30,095 --> 00:32:31,388 for those two sweethearts. 934 00:32:31,597 --> 00:32:32,473 Who's Crystal? 935 00:32:33,057 --> 00:32:34,475 She was with Daria and Naomi. 936 00:32:34,683 --> 00:32:36,769 Then you should most definitely ask for a refund. 937 00:32:36,977 --> 00:32:40,189 I know. Those girls had no idea that I was their date. 938 00:32:40,397 --> 00:32:41,565 You're telling me Daria and Naomi 939 00:32:41,774 --> 00:32:43,150 had no idea it was a sex club? 940 00:32:43,359 --> 00:32:44,443 No. 941 00:32:45,402 --> 00:32:47,071 When they found out, they wanted to leave. 942 00:32:47,613 --> 00:32:49,239 Crystal bought them drinks, 943 00:32:49,448 --> 00:32:51,867 but they drank them and bailed anyway. 944 00:32:52,076 --> 00:32:54,787 I was so upset that I took the last sip and-- 945 00:32:54,995 --> 00:32:56,413 You drank the rest of the poison. 946 00:32:58,624 --> 00:33:00,918 I have been sick ever since. 947 00:33:01,126 --> 00:33:02,127 Oh, God. 948 00:33:02,336 --> 00:33:04,046 Oh, no, no, no. Not again. 949 00:33:06,131 --> 00:33:07,132 Is Gisele Crystal? 950 00:33:07,341 --> 00:33:08,550 LUCIFER: Oh, you mean the chef's wife? 951 00:33:08,759 --> 00:33:10,177 Could she be the one who killed Daria and Naomi? 952 00:33:10,386 --> 00:33:11,762 Well, Daria was sleeping with her husband, 953 00:33:11,971 --> 00:33:13,722 so if anyone had a bone to pick, it would be her. 954 00:33:13,931 --> 00:33:16,225 (panting) 955 00:33:16,433 --> 00:33:18,143 Yuri, do you know Crystal's real name? 956 00:33:18,352 --> 00:33:20,896 No. But I have a picture. 957 00:33:21,105 --> 00:33:22,815 Oh, lovely. I'll take that. 958 00:33:23,691 --> 00:33:25,651 Right. Ooh, pecker pic. 959 00:33:26,777 --> 00:33:27,945 - Pecker pic. - Eww! 960 00:33:28,654 --> 00:33:29,613 Oh, hold on. 961 00:33:30,906 --> 00:33:32,366 CHLOE: That's not Gisele. 962 00:33:32,574 --> 00:33:34,660 No, and that blonde hair doesn't look real either. 963 00:33:35,828 --> 00:33:36,662 CHLOE: You're right, it's a wig. 964 00:33:36,870 --> 00:33:39,206 And the girl wearing it looks real familiar. 965 00:33:45,129 --> 00:33:47,715 Oh, it's just rush, rush, rush in this town, isn't it? 966 00:33:47,923 --> 00:33:49,550 Oh, hi, detectives. 967 00:33:50,259 --> 00:33:52,136 I'm just putting a few things in storage. 968 00:33:52,344 --> 00:33:53,554 I'm going back home. 969 00:33:53,762 --> 00:33:55,305 Right, you can take the girl out of Nebraska, 970 00:33:55,514 --> 00:33:57,391 but you can't take Nebraska out of the girl. 971 00:33:57,891 --> 00:33:58,767 Or can you? 972 00:33:59,393 --> 00:34:01,311 I don't feel safe in L.A. anymore. 973 00:34:02,146 --> 00:34:03,397 You wouldn't either if two of your neighbors 974 00:34:03,605 --> 00:34:04,481 wound up dead. 975 00:34:04,690 --> 00:34:06,025 Don't you just hate that? 976 00:34:06,817 --> 00:34:08,360 I'm sorry, I have a flight at 3:00. 977 00:34:08,569 --> 00:34:09,278 LUCIFER: Yes, and I've just discovered 978 00:34:09,486 --> 00:34:10,946 this wonderful thing called Facebook. 979 00:34:11,155 --> 00:34:12,865 - Have you heard of it? - I have to go, please. 980 00:34:13,073 --> 00:34:14,658 'Cause Facebook's heard of you. 981 00:34:14,867 --> 00:34:17,327 It knows that you're a big deal in your small town. 982 00:34:17,703 --> 00:34:21,582 A ten back home, but in L.A., just a five. 983 00:34:22,082 --> 00:34:23,959 Things haven't worked out for you here, have they, Lily? 984 00:34:24,626 --> 00:34:27,838 So much heartache, struggle, compromise. 985 00:34:28,505 --> 00:34:29,631 It made you desperate enough 986 00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:31,300 to turn against your own sorority sisters, 987 00:34:31,508 --> 00:34:32,634 Daria and Naomi. 988 00:34:32,843 --> 00:34:34,970 No. Daria and Naomi were my friends. 989 00:34:35,179 --> 00:34:36,388 - (chuckles) - CHLOE: Were they? 990 00:34:36,930 --> 00:34:38,891 Because we know you were with them the night they died. 991 00:34:39,224 --> 00:34:40,893 You said you hadn't seen 'em for a week. 992 00:34:41,101 --> 00:34:42,061 You have no proof of that. 993 00:34:42,269 --> 00:34:45,564 Except for a photo taken by your charming buddy Yuri. 994 00:34:46,148 --> 00:34:47,274 Nice wig, by the way. 995 00:34:47,733 --> 00:34:49,735 Really brings out the murder in your eyes. 996 00:34:54,281 --> 00:34:56,408 Seems kitties do have claws. 997 00:35:01,705 --> 00:35:03,082 Please, just let me go. 998 00:35:03,415 --> 00:35:04,958 Is this the part where you wish I had a gun, Detective? 999 00:35:05,167 --> 00:35:06,752 Shut up, Lucifer, I got this. 1000 00:35:07,127 --> 00:35:08,837 You pretended to be a friend to those girls. 1001 00:35:09,046 --> 00:35:10,297 Shame on you. (coughs) 1002 00:35:10,506 --> 00:35:12,091 They called me! 1003 00:35:12,299 --> 00:35:13,967 They were desperate for my help. 1004 00:35:14,676 --> 00:35:17,012 The best workout class, where to hike... 1005 00:35:17,262 --> 00:35:18,138 this apartment! 1006 00:35:18,347 --> 00:35:20,432 They asked you for help and you preyed on them? 1007 00:35:20,641 --> 00:35:22,017 I was doing them a favor. 1008 00:35:22,226 --> 00:35:23,977 What, by putting mandrake in their drinks? 1009 00:35:24,186 --> 00:35:26,355 I thought it was an organic kind of roofie. 1010 00:35:26,563 --> 00:35:28,107 I didn't know that it would kill them. 1011 00:35:29,149 --> 00:35:30,192 I was just trying to loosen them up. 1012 00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:31,652 You were trying to make an extra buck 1013 00:35:31,860 --> 00:35:33,153 by bringing in a couple newbies. 1014 00:35:33,654 --> 00:35:36,698 I won the Dame Judith acting award in college. 1015 00:35:37,241 --> 00:35:39,493 I was the president of our sorority. 1016 00:35:40,202 --> 00:35:41,745 I should have made it by now! 1017 00:35:41,954 --> 00:35:44,248 L.A. was supposed to be easy! 1018 00:35:45,082 --> 00:35:46,834 - (cell phone chiming) - Oh, phones... 1019 00:35:47,042 --> 00:35:48,794 They can be so distracting. 1020 00:35:53,048 --> 00:35:57,386 There's a special place in Hell for women who fake friendships 1021 00:35:57,594 --> 00:36:01,140 as a way of manipulating other women! 1022 00:36:02,391 --> 00:36:03,684 She's right, you know. 1023 00:36:06,019 --> 00:36:08,021 And I think we have a silver lining, Detective. 1024 00:36:08,188 --> 00:36:10,858 What with Lily going away, and Daria and Naomi dead, 1025 00:36:11,066 --> 00:36:12,860 I believe that there's an apartment vacancy. 1026 00:36:13,652 --> 00:36:15,487 Are you seriously suggesting that I should move 1027 00:36:15,696 --> 00:36:16,822 into a dead girl's apartment? 1028 00:36:17,030 --> 00:36:19,324 No, no, no, the killer's place is much nicer. 1029 00:36:19,533 --> 00:36:22,161 I mean, just look at this view! 1030 00:36:48,228 --> 00:36:48,979 How'd you get in here? 1031 00:36:50,147 --> 00:36:53,483 Let's just say Samantha at the front desk is no longer into men. 1032 00:36:55,903 --> 00:36:57,154 What, you still mad? 1033 00:36:58,238 --> 00:37:00,240 What was all that stuff about being my tribe? 1034 00:37:00,824 --> 00:37:01,909 You had fun, didn't you? 1035 00:37:04,077 --> 00:37:05,037 I don't have time for this. 1036 00:37:05,245 --> 00:37:06,997 I have work to do. You can go. 1037 00:37:12,669 --> 00:37:14,046 I wasn't totally faking it. 1038 00:37:16,965 --> 00:37:19,509 Like when I strangled psycho chick for the win. 1039 00:37:19,718 --> 00:37:21,011 That was genuine. 1040 00:37:21,386 --> 00:37:22,429 Gee, thanks. 1041 00:37:23,555 --> 00:37:25,891 You know, I wouldn't just kick ass for anyone. 1042 00:37:26,767 --> 00:37:28,352 Okay, fine, I would. 1043 00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:31,855 But this time it was... sweeter. 1044 00:37:32,856 --> 00:37:34,900 This is some twisted version of an apology? 1045 00:37:35,234 --> 00:37:36,610 I don't do apologies. 1046 00:37:37,402 --> 00:37:38,654 But I don't want to kill you anymore. 1047 00:37:40,072 --> 00:37:42,616 You're a very, very deranged person. 1048 00:37:43,075 --> 00:37:44,076 Thanks. 1049 00:37:46,119 --> 00:37:47,496 So, we're still good to be roomies, right? 1050 00:37:47,704 --> 00:37:48,664 What are you talking about, roomies? 1051 00:37:48,872 --> 00:37:49,831 We shook on it. 1052 00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:51,708 Post-karaoke, pre-potbelly dude. 1053 00:37:52,668 --> 00:37:53,293 What? 1054 00:37:53,502 --> 00:37:55,045 I told you I was in between places. 1055 00:37:55,254 --> 00:37:56,505 You said that you were looking for someone 1056 00:37:56,713 --> 00:37:57,839 to share expenses. 1057 00:37:58,048 --> 00:37:58,966 Don't you remember? 1058 00:38:02,177 --> 00:38:03,553 The missing half hour. 1059 00:38:03,845 --> 00:38:06,431 Look... I've got money. 1060 00:38:06,848 --> 00:38:09,184 I like your kid, and you dress like crap, 1061 00:38:09,601 --> 00:38:11,395 so I won't be stealing any of your clothes. 1062 00:38:11,770 --> 00:38:13,480 What, you got a better plan? 1063 00:38:16,942 --> 00:38:18,610 You said you wanted fun, Decker. 1064 00:38:20,445 --> 00:38:21,321 Fun. 1065 00:38:22,698 --> 00:38:23,699 Oh, my... 1066 00:38:27,494 --> 00:38:28,412 Roommates? 1067 00:38:28,620 --> 00:38:29,705 You and Detective Decker? 1068 00:38:29,913 --> 00:38:32,249 (laughs) No, no, no, no, no, no. 1069 00:38:32,457 --> 00:38:34,668 And have I mentioned "no," and also, "no"? 1070 00:38:34,876 --> 00:38:37,045 - You're not my boss anymore. - Well, that may be. 1071 00:38:37,254 --> 00:38:39,006 But I can't have the women in my life teaming up. 1072 00:38:39,214 --> 00:38:40,382 I'll be outnumbered. 1073 00:38:40,590 --> 00:38:43,552 Dad forbid you manage to have sex with her before I do. 1074 00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:45,929 Oh, actually, can I interest you in another wager? 1075 00:38:46,138 --> 00:38:48,140 No. Done deal. Pay up. 1076 00:38:48,348 --> 00:38:50,934 (sighs) Fine, the convertible's yours. 1077 00:38:51,143 --> 00:38:52,185 I'm over that. 1078 00:38:52,394 --> 00:38:53,854 Well, the hot, new bartender. 1079 00:38:54,062 --> 00:38:55,147 Been there, done that. 1080 00:38:55,355 --> 00:38:56,565 Well, spit it out then, Maze. 1081 00:38:56,773 --> 00:38:57,733 What is it you want? 1082 00:39:02,738 --> 00:39:03,905 I want a drink. 1083 00:39:05,157 --> 00:39:06,616 What, that's it? 1084 00:39:06,825 --> 00:39:08,452 Fine. Pick any bottle, pull two glasses. 1085 00:39:08,660 --> 00:39:12,247 No, I want you to pour me a drink. 1086 00:39:14,249 --> 00:39:15,125 All right. 1087 00:39:26,428 --> 00:39:28,513 To newly defined relationships. 1088 00:39:29,389 --> 00:39:30,265 Cheers. 1089 00:39:30,474 --> 00:39:31,808 (elevator bell dings) 1090 00:39:34,478 --> 00:39:36,688 Oh... please... 1091 00:39:36,897 --> 00:39:38,482 don't drink in front of me. 1092 00:39:38,899 --> 00:39:40,817 Bad case of the distractions, brother? 1093 00:39:41,568 --> 00:39:43,487 - (chuckles) - Well, I better go. 1094 00:39:43,695 --> 00:39:45,364 MAZE: I'll let you deal with the lightweight. 1095 00:39:45,572 --> 00:39:46,656 (Amenadiel groans) 1096 00:39:46,865 --> 00:39:48,700 Judging from your behavior last night, 1097 00:39:48,909 --> 00:39:51,036 that lunatic dancing, I fear that my advice 1098 00:39:51,244 --> 00:39:53,080 may have created a whole new set of problems. 1099 00:39:53,288 --> 00:39:55,874 No more turning a "blind eye," Lucifer. 1100 00:39:56,458 --> 00:39:57,667 (groans) Listen... 1101 00:40:00,003 --> 00:40:02,756 We both know that Dad is not the kind 1102 00:40:02,964 --> 00:40:03,715 to forgive and forget. 1103 00:40:03,924 --> 00:40:06,635 No distraction on earth is gonna change that. 1104 00:40:07,010 --> 00:40:08,428 I said that I would punish Mom, 1105 00:40:08,637 --> 00:40:10,555 and I'm doing so here on earth. 1106 00:40:10,764 --> 00:40:12,557 Deal maintained, loophole achieved. 1107 00:40:12,766 --> 00:40:13,892 What if He doesn't feel that way? 1108 00:40:15,268 --> 00:40:17,104 There will be real consequences, Luci, 1109 00:40:17,312 --> 00:40:18,397 for all of us. 1110 00:40:18,605 --> 00:40:19,815 Especially me. 1111 00:40:20,607 --> 00:40:22,150 You know, I liked you better drunk. 1112 00:40:22,359 --> 00:40:24,820 Tell me something, brother, what deal did you make? 1113 00:40:25,404 --> 00:40:27,489 What was worth writing Father, of all people, 1114 00:40:27,697 --> 00:40:28,573 a blank check? 1115 00:40:28,782 --> 00:40:30,992 Not a what. A who. 1116 00:40:39,543 --> 00:40:41,628 You made a deal for Chloe's life? 1117 00:40:41,837 --> 00:40:43,171 Don't look at me like that! 1118 00:40:43,380 --> 00:40:45,006 At the time, it made a certain amount of sense. 1119 00:40:45,215 --> 00:40:46,341 Don't you understand? 1120 00:40:47,759 --> 00:40:49,469 You made a deal to return Mom to Hell. 1121 00:40:49,678 --> 00:40:52,305 In exchange, Chloe's life was spared. 1122 00:40:52,514 --> 00:40:54,015 Well, that's one interpretation. 1123 00:40:54,224 --> 00:40:56,309 Despite whatever loopholes you think you found, 1124 00:40:56,518 --> 00:40:58,770 and the lies that you have told yourself, 1125 00:40:58,979 --> 00:41:01,440 you still haven't delivered on your end of the bargain. 1126 00:41:02,107 --> 00:41:04,693 Luci, what if Dad decides to 1127 00:41:05,318 --> 00:41:06,903 take back His side of the deal? 1128 00:41:07,112 --> 00:41:09,448 (laughs) 1129 00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:12,617 One silly human soul? 1130 00:41:13,702 --> 00:41:16,496 I can't imagine Dad would take much interest in that. 1131 00:41:17,622 --> 00:41:19,666 CHLOE: Yes, two adult women and a child. 1132 00:41:19,875 --> 00:41:21,001 MAN (over phone): Just bring over a deposit, 1133 00:41:21,209 --> 00:41:22,043 and the apartment's yours. 1134 00:41:22,252 --> 00:41:25,338 Really? Oh, yeah, I will, uh... 1135 00:41:25,547 --> 00:41:27,340 Great, I'll drop off a check right away. 1136 00:41:27,549 --> 00:41:29,259 - Okay, thank you. - MAN: Of course.