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Previously on Lucifer...
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(gasps)
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What does Father want?
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Someone's escaped from Hell.
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I think He wants me
to bring our jailbird back.
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Mum.
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MAZE:
What are you hiding?
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AMENADIEL: Nothing. (screams)
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LINDA: I admire the steps
you're taking.
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It's hard going out on your own.
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MAZE:
I need to figure out
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where I fit in in this world,
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and to do that,
I need some space.
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You see, I did make a promise.
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I told you that
you could stay here
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until I figured out how
to reconcile my deal with Dad,
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and now I have.
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You shall remain right here,
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on Earth, amongst the creatures
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you so despise,
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as one of them.
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MOM:
But that husband...
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And there's children, right?
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LUCIFER:
Have you considered
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how your fighting
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affects those caught
in the middle?
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CHLOE: You've been working
so hard to make it right.
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You were right, before.
We've been living
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in the past for too long.
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It's time we get a divorce.
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♪♪
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♪ I can't stop listening ♪
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♪ To this voice in my head ♪
(drone buzzing)
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♪ Got me tearing
through the covers ♪
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♪ On this rusty spring bed... ♪
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MAN:
Damn it, Leroy.
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♪ Flames kissing my back ♪
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♪ That's all I remember ♪
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♪ And then
everything's black... ♪
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Damn it, Leroy.
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♪ Someplace hot in my soul ♪
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♪ Hello, transmission ♪
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♪ Now you're in control ♪
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♪ I look up ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ I look down ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Everybody's bathing
in holy water... ♪
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Damn it, Leroy.
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Wear their crowns ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh... ♪
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S-H-A-G.
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(phone chimes)
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"Shag." (laughs)
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Oh, eight points to me
and suck it, Maze.
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I see you have a new toy.
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Oh, this?
No, no, no.
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This is for work.
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It's hard to believe
I've never had one before.
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I actually have a rule about...
phones during session.
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- Really?
- No phones
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during session.
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Oh, why not?
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These things are
incredibly therapeutic.
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1,000 Tinder dates
and Sex Words With Friends?
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Gosh, it's more addictive
than a whore's navel cocaine.
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- Uh...
- (phone chimes)
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Fine.
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Oh!
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Lovely. Gummies.
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Love these.
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And, do you know,
I've never understood these.
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Are they just decorative,
or are they for juggling?
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I mean...
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Yeah, you seem
very distracted today.
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Oi!
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Oh, nearly.
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Okay.
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Sometimes, when we're in crisis,
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we create distractions
for ourselves,
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also known as
barriers to facing
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our deepest fears.
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Oh, sorry... right.
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This is the part where you, um,
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dissect my deep
psychological wounds, eh?
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The emotion-charged gong show
of a child of divorce
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who may or may not have
broken a deal with his dad
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by allowing his mum
to stay on Earth.
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Mm. Has the visit
with your mom been hard?
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Piece of cake, actually.
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Mum's all sorted; not a problem.
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Really?
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Because the last time
you were here,
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you used the word "frightened."
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(chuckles softly)
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And that's not like you.
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Well, turns out Mum's a peach.
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Hmm. And the "deal"
with your dad?
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To send Mum home?
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What, you think I'm scared
of Him or something?
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I think you're trying to avoid
the unpleasantness of conflict.
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(exhales)
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Hold on.
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So you're saying
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that distraction is a way
to avert your problems.
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- No.
- Ergo, the more I distract,
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the less I worry.
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No, I did not say that.
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Well, you didn't need to,
Doctor, I just did,
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and it's bloody brilliant.
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Right.
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Where are you going?
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Distraction calls.
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This really is a breakthrough;
thank you.
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- I'm just gonna...
- Sure.
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♪♪
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(phone blipping)
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LUCIFER: I mean,
who needs a gun and a badge
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when I've got... oh!
(laughs)
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Hey, it's a crime scene.
Will you focus?
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(crow cawing)
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Well, someone's a
grumpy pants today.
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Well, sorry,
I got a lot on my mind.
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Yes, sorry, you have,
haven't you?
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D-word, moving out of your
mum's, finding a new place...
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Yeah, well, I'm a big girl
and I need my space,
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and it's time.
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Not that I have much
with work and Trixie.
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Stress can be so aging.
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- (sighs)
- You need a distraction
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from your woes, Detective.
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It's a highly effective tool.
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Mm-hmm.
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When was the last
time you had fun?
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Oh... well...
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No, seriously,
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name three friends
you could call right now
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for a drink.
And you can't say me,
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your child or the man
you're divorcing.
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Well, trust me,
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Dan is not on my list
of drinking buddies.
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Ah. Well...
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- LUCIFER: Daniel.
- CHLOE: Hey.
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I didn't mean it like that.
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(whispers):
She did.
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What do we have
on the Vic?
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Young female.
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C.O.D. unknown.
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Another fresh-faced ingenue.
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- Truly tragic.
- I.D.?
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No personal belongings,
just a, uh,
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a triangular-shaped
ink stamp on her hand.
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Oh, hold on. I might be
able to help with this.
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This is something someone might
find at a "night club."
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You know, where humans
go to have "fun"?
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We found an abandoned
vehicle registered to Uber.
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No sign of the driver.
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Password's "Carnal,"
capital "C."
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Uber I.D.s are usually linked
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to the driver's phone,
not the car.
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And now that we have
his number,
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by the looks of this map,
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our guy is on the corner
of Crescent and Third.
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Impressive.
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Yeah, it's called
"police work."
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Let's solve a murder.
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
I can assist you with that.
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(laughs)
It's brilliant.
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♪♪
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Her name's Daria Mitchell.
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We traced her credit card
to a small bank in Nebraska.
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We know you were
the last one to see her alive.
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- I didn't touch her!
- Well...
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except to toss her cold, dead
corpse into the bushes and run.
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I told you.
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I picked her up on the corner
of Gower and Franklin,
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gave her a ride,
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and then she jumped
out of my moving car.
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You just left her there to die?
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By the time I pulled over and
found her, she was already...
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I'm on new meds.
I wasn't thinking straight.
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I just got this job.
I panicked.
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Killer cliché: "I panicked,"
closely followed by...
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T-Talk to the other guy!
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- What other guy?
- She used
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my phone to call somebody.
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Her boyfriend, I don't know.
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She wanted to go
over to his place,
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- he threatened to kill her.
- (phone rings)
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Oh! Excuse me.
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Oh, it's you.
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Ella's got something.
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(door opens)
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♪ I rule ♪
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♪ I rule ♪
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(groans)
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Looks delicious.
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(sighs)
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Did you come here to gloat?
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I just came to see how the
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supreme goddess was acclimating.
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Well, I wouldn't plan
a festival of celebration
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just yet, my dear.
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I will not let this...
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spicy chicken casserole beat me.
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I'm stronger
than you think.
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MAZE: Glad to see
you're fitting in so well.
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Ha. Well, of course
there have been challenges.
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Nothing I can't handle.
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I'm still on
a sabbatical from work,
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so I spend the bulk of my day
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at home with the... children.
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Factories of filth.
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Of mire.
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They remind me of you, actually,
if I'm being honest.
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And how's that human husband?
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I discovered a trick with him.
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Whenever he asks a question,
I just have sex with him.
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Seems to render him mute.
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Hmm. Took me a while
to figure that one out.
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As for the rest of it,
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for lack of a better word,
it is absolute...
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hell.
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Well, if it's so bad,
why don't you just go back?
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Why?
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So that you could go back
to torturing me
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for another millennia?
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- Sounds like fun to me.
- Yes, these humans
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are awful.
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They breathe through their
mouths, and they won't...
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shut up about something
called gluten.
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But existing in this punishment
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allows me to be closer
to my family.
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Understand?
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Of course not.
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You're all alone.
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♪ I rule ♪
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♪ I rule ♪
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♪ Then you got no women
and there you are ♪
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♪ Some girls are sadistic,
materialistic ♪
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♪ Lookin' for a man
makes them opportunistic ♪
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Oh. Sorry. I...
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I like to rock it old school
when I'm working.
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- Know-what-I'm-sayin'?
- I d o.
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And rock you should.
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I'm sure, studying
murder all day,
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you could use a
little diversion.
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- Everybody could!
- (music gets louder)
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Mm!
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♪ You got it ♪
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♪ You want it, baby ♪
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- (music turns off)
- CHLOE:
Thank you.
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- What do you got for me?
- Well...
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I found a poison
in Daria's stomach contents.
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It's called mandrake,
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it's like this
crazy organic hallucinogen,
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and... you want to know
the really interesting part?
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LUCIFER:
Mm-hmm!
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It would've taken
at least 90 minutes
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- for it to kick in.
- The Uber driver
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had back-to-back
rides all night,
263
00:09:06,568 --> 00:09:08,362
and he didn't pick up Daria
until 30 minutes
264
00:09:08,570 --> 00:09:09,321
before she died.
265
00:09:09,530 --> 00:09:10,906
Exactly.
He would've barely had time
266
00:09:11,114 --> 00:09:13,033
to torture her with
his subpar jazz and creepy
267
00:09:13,242 --> 00:09:14,952
dude cologne,
let alone poison her.
268
00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:17,579
Right. We get anything
from vice on the hand stamp?
269
00:09:17,913 --> 00:09:18,872
Nada.
270
00:09:19,081 --> 00:09:21,583
But tech did track down
that number that Daria called.
271
00:09:21,792 --> 00:09:23,126
Davis Fitzgerald.
272
00:09:23,335 --> 00:09:25,128
Owns some hot restaurant
in Silver Lake.
273
00:09:25,337 --> 00:09:27,130
Food is supposed
to be amaze-balls.
274
00:09:27,339 --> 00:09:28,423
Deadly and delicious.
275
00:09:28,632 --> 00:09:30,050
Mm-hmm.
It's been on my list of places
276
00:09:30,259 --> 00:09:31,218
to check out since I moved here.
277
00:09:31,426 --> 00:09:33,053
Oh, social butterfly, are we?
278
00:09:33,262 --> 00:09:36,098
Perhaps you should, uh,
drop by Lux sometime, and we...
279
00:09:36,306 --> 00:09:38,517
could, you know...
Yeah.
280
00:09:39,726 --> 00:09:40,686
Thanks, Ella.
281
00:09:41,687 --> 00:09:43,522
♪♪
282
00:09:48,819 --> 00:09:50,904
Well, looks
our murderous boyfriend's
283
00:09:51,113 --> 00:09:51,989
doing well for himself.
284
00:09:52,197 --> 00:09:54,408
Yes, your realtor did say
this is a lovely area.
285
00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:56,868
- I have a realtor?
- Well, I took the liberty
286
00:09:57,077 --> 00:09:58,328
of calling several on
your behalf, actually.
287
00:09:58,537 --> 00:09:59,830
It was a good hour
of distraction.
288
00:10:00,539 --> 00:10:02,165
A) Since when
have you ever cared
289
00:10:02,374 --> 00:10:04,001
about my living
situation, and B)
290
00:10:04,209 --> 00:10:05,961
- I could never
afford this place.
- (door opens)
291
00:10:06,169 --> 00:10:08,714
- Well, I...
- (draws gun)
292
00:10:09,923 --> 00:10:11,592
Get the hell off of my property!
293
00:10:13,552 --> 00:10:14,636
Well, you're in luck, Detective.
294
00:10:14,845 --> 00:10:16,263
If this home's the site
of a recent massacre,
295
00:10:16,471 --> 00:10:19,016
you may well be in an excellent
negotiating position.
296
00:10:19,224 --> 00:10:21,059
♪♪
297
00:10:28,942 --> 00:10:31,278
Put down the knife, and no
one else needs to get hurt.
298
00:10:31,486 --> 00:10:32,654
Yes, the Sweeney
Todd thing's
299
00:10:32,863 --> 00:10:34,156
a bit histrionic,
don't you think?
300
00:10:34,364 --> 00:10:35,407
DAVIS:
Oh, you're cops?
301
00:10:35,616 --> 00:10:37,993
Sorry. The militant
vegans next door
302
00:10:38,201 --> 00:10:40,203
been up in my grill
all day long.
303
00:10:40,412 --> 00:10:41,580
I assumed
it was them again.
304
00:10:41,788 --> 00:10:42,914
- (scoffs)
- Come on out back.
305
00:10:44,207 --> 00:10:45,375
(chuckles)
I hope you hungry.
306
00:10:45,584 --> 00:10:47,377
Tasty as charged.
307
00:10:50,380 --> 00:10:51,381
See?
308
00:10:51,882 --> 00:10:53,342
We're making artisanal sausage.
309
00:10:53,550 --> 00:10:55,469
Ah. DIY butchery?
310
00:10:55,844 --> 00:10:57,387
Macramé class all
full up, was it?
311
00:10:57,679 --> 00:10:59,931
Farm to table, man.
For my restaurant Ellipsis.
312
00:11:00,140 --> 00:11:02,684
Oh, yes. I've heard
the grilled polenta's divine.
313
00:11:02,893 --> 00:11:04,603
We also brew our own
kombucha, keep bees.
314
00:11:04,811 --> 00:11:05,979
Hmm. Keeping it real.
315
00:11:06,188 --> 00:11:07,564
Yeah, there's no hormones
in this meat.
316
00:11:07,773 --> 00:11:09,232
And speaking
of your meat, Davis...
317
00:11:09,441 --> 00:11:11,652
are blonde Nebraskans
organic or GMO?
318
00:11:11,860 --> 00:11:13,945
Your girlfriend Daria Mitchell
was found murdered last night.
319
00:11:14,154 --> 00:11:15,364
- DAVIS: Murdered?
- GISELE: Girlfriend?
320
00:11:15,822 --> 00:11:17,783
Is there a waitress
you haven't slept with?
321
00:11:17,991 --> 00:11:18,659
(grunts)
322
00:11:18,867 --> 00:11:20,118
My gosh. Is hipster infidelity
323
00:11:20,327 --> 00:11:21,870
really more egregious
than homicide?
324
00:11:22,079 --> 00:11:23,330
Babe, I don't know
anything about that!
325
00:11:23,538 --> 00:11:24,873
- Infidelity or homicide?
- Just...
326
00:11:25,791 --> 00:11:26,458
Either.
327
00:11:29,086 --> 00:11:31,296
Okay, look, I had
a little fling with Daria,
328
00:11:31,505 --> 00:11:32,172
but I didn't kill her.
329
00:11:32,381 --> 00:11:33,382
We got into a fight
last night when
330
00:11:33,590 --> 00:11:34,841
she wanted to come over,
because I was with...
331
00:11:35,050 --> 00:11:36,134
So you're saying
your wife is your alibi?
332
00:11:36,343 --> 00:11:37,135
Actually, no.
333
00:11:37,344 --> 00:11:38,387
I was with another waitress,
334
00:11:38,595 --> 00:11:39,846
- Oh.
- ...and Daria found out
about that.
335
00:11:40,055 --> 00:11:41,598
And that's what
we were fighting about.
336
00:11:41,807 --> 00:11:42,599
Okay, well, I'll need the name
337
00:11:42,808 --> 00:11:43,975
and number of
the other waitress.
338
00:11:44,142 --> 00:11:46,603
Yes, and I'd like to talk to you
about your herb garden, Davis,
339
00:11:46,812 --> 00:11:49,064
because I was thinking about
taking up rooftop botany.
340
00:11:49,272 --> 00:11:50,190
You know... (inhales)
341
00:11:51,817 --> 00:11:52,943
Excuse us.
342
00:11:55,153 --> 00:11:56,613
Botany? Realtors?
343
00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:58,824
Look, I get it. I know
your mom's in town.
344
00:11:59,032 --> 00:12:00,575
We're both going
through some stuff.
345
00:12:00,992 --> 00:12:02,202
If you need to talk,
I'm here, okay?
346
00:12:02,411 --> 00:12:03,745
- All right, understood.
- No, now.
347
00:12:03,954 --> 00:12:06,415
What's going on with you? Why is
it so hard for you to focus?
348
00:12:06,623 --> 00:12:07,916
- What's up?
- (sighs)
349
00:12:08,125 --> 00:12:09,960
Just give me
a minute, would you?
350
00:12:12,462 --> 00:12:13,422
Face chat Maze.
351
00:12:13,630 --> 00:12:14,589
(phone beeps)
352
00:12:15,382 --> 00:12:16,007
MAZE:
What?
353
00:12:16,216 --> 00:12:17,384
My hands are
kind of full right now.
354
00:12:17,592 --> 00:12:18,885
Right, well, here's the sitch:
355
00:12:19,302 --> 00:12:20,679
The detective is annoying me
with questions
356
00:12:20,887 --> 00:12:22,848
that clearly won't lead
anywhere, so I need a favor.
357
00:12:23,306 --> 00:12:24,224
Favors are your thing, not mine.
358
00:12:24,433 --> 00:12:25,058
All right, then.
359
00:12:25,267 --> 00:12:26,059
What about a wager?
360
00:12:26,601 --> 00:12:27,352
What's in it for me?
361
00:12:27,561 --> 00:12:28,478
Whatever you want.
362
00:12:28,812 --> 00:12:29,521
Your convertible.
363
00:12:29,730 --> 00:12:30,731
Fine. But you need to take
364
00:12:30,939 --> 00:12:32,566
the detective out and have fun.
365
00:12:32,774 --> 00:12:33,775
Three drinks
should do the trick.
366
00:12:34,526 --> 00:12:36,695
(chuckles) Sucker's bet. Easy.
367
00:12:36,903 --> 00:12:37,988
Yes, but you're not allowed
to tie her up
368
00:12:38,196 --> 00:12:39,364
and pour booze down her throat.
369
00:12:39,781 --> 00:12:40,490
Less easy.
370
00:12:41,324 --> 00:12:41,950
Fine.
371
00:12:42,159 --> 00:12:44,244
- All right. Deal.
- (shouts): I said get naked!
372
00:12:44,578 --> 00:12:45,287
Oh, hello.
373
00:12:46,830 --> 00:12:47,789
Want to watch?
374
00:12:48,457 --> 00:12:49,082
(phone beeps)
375
00:12:49,291 --> 00:12:50,834
Okay, you were the last one
to talk to Daria;
376
00:12:51,042 --> 00:12:52,461
you're telling me
you have no idea
377
00:12:52,669 --> 00:12:53,795
who she was with
last night?
378
00:12:54,004 --> 00:12:56,840
No. She was having
a girls' night.
379
00:12:57,841 --> 00:13:00,552
She was roomies with
another waitress, uh, Naomi.
380
00:13:00,969 --> 00:13:02,304
Maybe she was with her.
381
00:13:03,180 --> 00:13:04,181
Do not leave town.
382
00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:08,268
So did Casanova's
alibi check out?
383
00:13:08,727 --> 00:13:09,936
Working on it,
but in the meantime,
384
00:13:10,145 --> 00:13:12,564
Daria's roommate, Naomi, might
have an idea of her timeline.
385
00:13:12,939 --> 00:13:15,066
Oh, lovely. Then can we go
for grilled polenta?
386
00:13:15,567 --> 00:13:17,819
Well, I can't focus
on an empty stomach, Detective.
387
00:13:18,361 --> 00:13:19,196
(sighs)
388
00:13:20,447 --> 00:13:21,198
Hey...
389
00:13:30,582 --> 00:13:32,083
Oh. Hi.
390
00:13:32,292 --> 00:13:33,376
Hey, uh...
391
00:13:33,835 --> 00:13:35,420
I just wanted
to return this.
392
00:13:36,171 --> 00:13:37,297
Oh. Uh...
393
00:13:37,506 --> 00:13:38,715
Therapeutic Truth.
394
00:13:40,175 --> 00:13:41,176
So much for that, right?
395
00:13:41,593 --> 00:13:42,886
(chuckles)
396
00:13:44,054 --> 00:13:45,180
Are you okay?
397
00:13:46,681 --> 00:13:47,599
(exhales)
398
00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:51,353
One exhalation yes, two...
399
00:13:52,020 --> 00:13:53,188
- none of my business?
- Yeah, listen.
400
00:13:53,396 --> 00:13:55,440
Thanks for your concern,
but, um, I'm fine.
401
00:13:55,899 --> 00:13:57,734
No more false pretenses,
remember?
402
00:13:59,152 --> 00:14:00,612
Friendship
means honesty.
403
00:14:00,821 --> 00:14:02,405
You can talk to
me, Amenadiel.
404
00:14:03,073 --> 00:14:04,866
Apparently, that is
your real name.
405
00:14:05,075 --> 00:14:07,369
(laughs) It is.
406
00:14:12,415 --> 00:14:13,792
This is hard to explain.
407
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,877
Uh, it's kind of a, uh...
408
00:14:16,294 --> 00:14:17,337
physical problem.
409
00:14:17,879 --> 00:14:18,547
Oh?
410
00:14:19,214 --> 00:14:20,882
And things aren't working
the way they used to.
411
00:14:23,426 --> 00:14:24,135
Oh.
412
00:14:24,386 --> 00:14:26,221
And I-I don't, I don't know
what to do about that.
413
00:14:26,429 --> 00:14:29,432
I see. Well, you know,
it's very common.
414
00:14:30,058 --> 00:14:30,684
I doubt that.
415
00:14:30,892 --> 00:14:31,893
Generally stress related.
416
00:14:32,102 --> 00:14:33,228
It is very stressful.
417
00:14:33,436 --> 00:14:34,354
My advice?
418
00:14:35,146 --> 00:14:36,231
Don't overthink it.
419
00:14:36,690 --> 00:14:39,442
You need to relax.
Try to put it out of your mind.
420
00:14:40,318 --> 00:14:41,278
Maybe have a bit of fun.
421
00:14:41,528 --> 00:14:42,487
- Fun?
- Yes.
422
00:14:43,154 --> 00:14:44,823
Maybe a cocktail.
423
00:14:45,365 --> 00:14:47,242
And before you know it...
424
00:14:52,414 --> 00:14:54,666
It doesn't make you any
less of a man, Amenadiel.
425
00:14:55,333 --> 00:14:56,376
Not even a bit.
426
00:15:00,255 --> 00:15:02,090
(seagulls squawking)
427
00:15:04,342 --> 00:15:05,635
Was everything okay?
428
00:15:05,969 --> 00:15:08,263
I haven't seen Daria
or Naomi all week.
429
00:15:08,722 --> 00:15:09,890
We feed each other's cats.
430
00:15:10,098 --> 00:15:12,559
Oh, gosh, I detest cats.
431
00:15:12,767 --> 00:15:14,603
Want an animal to stare at you
with contempt?
432
00:15:14,811 --> 00:15:16,897
Get a cat. Open box
of excrement
433
00:15:17,105 --> 00:15:18,273
- in your house? Cat.
- (sniffs)
434
00:15:18,481 --> 00:15:19,608
Oh, gosh.
Can you smell that?
435
00:15:19,816 --> 00:15:21,818
Foul, incontinent creatures.
436
00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:24,404
That's not a cat smell.
That's a dead smell.
437
00:15:29,117 --> 00:15:30,702
Oh, my God! Naomi!
438
00:15:36,958 --> 00:15:39,586
She's got the same
triangular stamp as Daria.
439
00:15:40,712 --> 00:15:41,796
Same signs of poison.
440
00:15:42,005 --> 00:15:44,799
Well, well. Talk about
a girls' night gone wrong.
441
00:15:48,553 --> 00:15:53,058
♪♪
442
00:15:57,145 --> 00:15:58,980
Lovely. Why don't we go
up to the penthouse,
443
00:15:59,189 --> 00:16:01,149
and I can show you the original
Stairway to Heaven.
444
00:16:01,358 --> 00:16:02,150
(chuckles)
445
00:16:02,484 --> 00:16:03,568
Ah, Detective.
446
00:16:04,361 --> 00:16:05,487
After 6:00 on a school night?
447
00:16:05,695 --> 00:16:07,113
Ella's final
forensic report came in.
448
00:16:07,322 --> 00:16:08,156
Right.
449
00:16:08,365 --> 00:16:08,990
Um...
450
00:16:09,866 --> 00:16:11,034
Sorry. Can this wait?
451
00:16:11,242 --> 00:16:11,993
(chuckles):
I mean,
452
00:16:12,202 --> 00:16:13,787
those deaths were
fiendishly tragic,
453
00:16:13,995 --> 00:16:16,206
but I'm pretty certain that
tomorrow, during office hours,
454
00:16:16,414 --> 00:16:17,916
our dead girls
will still be dead.
455
00:16:18,124 --> 00:16:18,959
I just wanted to run a couple...
456
00:16:19,167 --> 00:16:20,335
MAZE:
Good. Saved me a trip.
457
00:16:20,543 --> 00:16:21,920
You, me, drinking. Now.
458
00:16:22,128 --> 00:16:23,713
- ELLA: I'm in!
- CHLOE: What are you doing here?
459
00:16:23,922 --> 00:16:26,007
- Lucifer said I should drop by.
- But we're working.
460
00:16:26,216 --> 00:16:27,050
No, you're working.
461
00:16:27,258 --> 00:16:28,009
Who the hell is she?
462
00:16:28,218 --> 00:16:29,970
Oh, sorry. Hi, I'm Ella!
463
00:16:30,261 --> 00:16:32,639
- (chuckles)
- CHLOE: I was about
to give him the rundown
464
00:16:32,847 --> 00:16:33,890
on your report.
Do you want to...
465
00:16:34,099 --> 00:16:35,684
No, go for it.
I got to dehydrate. Whew!
466
00:16:35,892 --> 00:16:39,270
Okay. Anyhow, first off,
there was tissue damage
467
00:16:39,479 --> 00:16:40,355
to Daria's stomach lining,
468
00:16:40,563 --> 00:16:41,815
caused by liquid nitrogen,
469
00:16:42,023 --> 00:16:43,858
the stuff that makes
fancy cocktails smoke.
470
00:16:44,067 --> 00:16:45,527
It's probably how
she ingested the poison.
471
00:16:45,735 --> 00:16:46,736
Well, excellent lead, Detective,
472
00:16:46,945 --> 00:16:48,238
but you just ruined
my ménage à trois.
473
00:16:48,446 --> 00:16:51,783
Second, I assumed that Daria
was at a club on Gower,
474
00:16:51,992 --> 00:16:53,535
and we found an abandoned
building on the corner.
475
00:16:53,743 --> 00:16:55,370
It looked like they had
recently had a party there.
476
00:16:55,578 --> 00:16:56,287
Fascinating.
477
00:16:56,496 --> 00:16:57,831
I'm thinking
it was a rave, so...
478
00:16:58,039 --> 00:16:59,541
Any way you could make
some phone calls to help me out?
479
00:16:59,749 --> 00:17:01,376
You know, you seem to have
your finger on the pulse.
480
00:17:01,584 --> 00:17:03,378
Not the appendage
I'd hoped to be pulsing by now.
481
00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:04,838
I know that hood.
482
00:17:05,463 --> 00:17:06,297
There's a great tiki bar
483
00:17:06,506 --> 00:17:07,882
across the street
from that building.
484
00:17:08,091 --> 00:17:09,050
I know the bartender.
485
00:17:09,676 --> 00:17:10,301
Course you do.
486
00:17:10,510 --> 00:17:11,928
We could go and
have a drink,
487
00:17:12,679 --> 00:17:13,471
ask about the
dead girls.
488
00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:15,890
Yes. That sounds like
a very good lead, Detective.
489
00:17:16,099 --> 00:17:17,392
If you want to
retrace the steps
490
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:19,310
of two hot girls
on a girls' night,
491
00:17:19,519 --> 00:17:22,439
you need to think like two
hot girls on a girls' night.
492
00:17:22,647 --> 00:17:23,606
With your lady parts.
493
00:17:24,315 --> 00:17:26,026
And piña coladas
in hand.
494
00:17:26,276 --> 00:17:27,902
Oh, my God, I love piña coladas!
495
00:17:28,737 --> 00:17:29,571
Lovely!
496
00:17:35,076 --> 00:17:36,953
(slurping)
497
00:17:41,332 --> 00:17:43,209
So, I was watching
Chinatown, right?
498
00:17:43,835 --> 00:17:45,003
And all of a sudden,
it hits me.
499
00:17:45,211 --> 00:17:47,589
I need to go to L.A.
I mean, do you ever feel like
500
00:17:47,797 --> 00:17:49,299
God is telling you
to do something?
501
00:17:49,507 --> 00:17:50,133
No.
502
00:17:50,675 --> 00:17:52,719
Oh. You think Chloe's
gonna drink that?
503
00:17:52,927 --> 00:17:53,553
No.
504
00:17:55,096 --> 00:17:57,182
Hey, guys. Do you
recognize this hand stamp?
505
00:17:59,309 --> 00:18:00,268
What about these women?
506
00:18:01,519 --> 00:18:02,145
No.
507
00:18:02,353 --> 00:18:03,772
Okay, look. I'm LAPD,
508
00:18:03,980 --> 00:18:05,106
and if there's any info
that you can give me
509
00:18:05,315 --> 00:18:07,108
- on any...
- (snorts, laughs)
510
00:18:07,609 --> 00:18:09,736
How not to get laid.
511
00:18:10,612 --> 00:18:12,197
I'm not trying
to get laid, Maze.
512
00:18:13,198 --> 00:18:13,865
I don't get it.
513
00:18:14,699 --> 00:18:15,575
Well, did you talk
to the bartender?
514
00:18:15,784 --> 00:18:18,036
Yeah. He said
something was going on
515
00:18:18,244 --> 00:18:19,454
across the street in
the abandoned building.
516
00:18:19,662 --> 00:18:21,247
I put a call in for
a warrant to the judge,
517
00:18:21,456 --> 00:18:22,540
and I'm waiting
to hear back.
518
00:18:22,749 --> 00:18:24,501
Great. Looks like you have
some time to kill.
519
00:18:24,876 --> 00:18:25,502
Have a drink.
520
00:18:26,002 --> 00:18:27,128
No. I'm gonna
call it a night.
521
00:18:27,587 --> 00:18:28,463
Hello, ladies.
522
00:18:28,963 --> 00:18:30,590
Hi. What are
you doing here?
523
00:18:31,299 --> 00:18:32,092
Maze invited me.
524
00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:34,052
- She said it's girls' night.
- MAZE: Yeah.
525
00:18:34,636 --> 00:18:36,930
No. I'm working
a double homicide.
526
00:18:37,722 --> 00:18:39,682
Would it kill you
to just relax for once?
527
00:18:39,891 --> 00:18:41,059
- (sighs)
- All you do is
528
00:18:41,267 --> 00:18:42,560
work, work, work.
529
00:18:42,769 --> 00:18:43,812
Wow. Like you're one to talk.
530
00:18:44,020 --> 00:18:46,022
You're at Lucifer's
beck and call 24/7.
531
00:18:46,231 --> 00:18:47,690
It's like you're
his personal concierge.
532
00:18:47,899 --> 00:18:50,652
I'm not his personal
anything, anymore.
533
00:18:51,152 --> 00:18:53,655
Hmm. Well, you basically still
live there, and it's not like
534
00:18:53,863 --> 00:18:55,156
he's pouring you any drinks.
535
00:18:56,533 --> 00:18:58,159
Least I know how to have fun.
536
00:18:58,660 --> 00:19:00,411
What about pleasure?
537
00:19:01,496 --> 00:19:02,288
Men?
538
00:19:03,456 --> 00:19:05,166
When's the last time
you had sex?
539
00:19:05,416 --> 00:19:06,584
ELLA: Hey, why does everything
always have to be
540
00:19:06,793 --> 00:19:08,419
- about work or sex?
- LINDA: Yeah, I agree.
541
00:19:08,628 --> 00:19:12,132
Girls' night, done right,
is about female bonding.
542
00:19:12,340 --> 00:19:14,425
- Exactly.
- Really getting
to know each other.
543
00:19:14,634 --> 00:19:18,138
Sharing problems,
origin stories, secrets.
544
00:19:18,346 --> 00:19:19,806
- MAZE: Can't we just drink?
- LINDA: Fine.
545
00:19:20,014 --> 00:19:21,808
I'll start. Um...
546
00:19:22,308 --> 00:19:23,935
I worked my way
through med school as
547
00:19:24,144 --> 00:19:25,812
a phone sex operator.
548
00:19:26,229 --> 00:19:28,815
1-800-ProfessorFeelGood.
549
00:19:29,816 --> 00:19:31,067
I would totally
call that.
550
00:19:31,276 --> 00:19:32,068
Nice.
551
00:19:32,277 --> 00:19:33,444
I'm Ella, by the way.
552
00:19:33,653 --> 00:19:35,822
- I love that we just
skipped the small talk.
- Yes.
553
00:19:36,030 --> 00:19:38,199
Um, okay. I'll go next,
I guess. Um...
554
00:19:38,408 --> 00:19:39,534
I used to steal cars.
555
00:19:41,369 --> 00:19:41,995
Who's next?
556
00:19:42,453 --> 00:19:43,997
I was forged in
the bowels of Hell
557
00:19:44,205 --> 00:19:46,499
to torture the guilty
for all of eternity.
558
00:19:48,126 --> 00:19:49,210
Interesting share.
559
00:19:50,003 --> 00:19:51,212
Okay, so...
560
00:19:51,588 --> 00:19:52,547
Now, you go, Chloe.
561
00:19:53,464 --> 00:19:54,299
Female trust.
562
00:19:55,091 --> 00:19:55,717
Come on.
563
00:19:55,925 --> 00:19:56,759
What's on your mind?
564
00:19:57,385 --> 00:19:58,761
What's on my mind...
565
00:19:58,970 --> 00:20:00,722
like, other than the case?
566
00:20:01,514 --> 00:20:02,140
Yeah.
567
00:20:05,810 --> 00:20:06,561
Um...
568
00:20:08,563 --> 00:20:09,689
A little divorce.
569
00:20:10,273 --> 00:20:11,024
- Uh...
- MAZE: Mm-hmm.
570
00:20:12,025 --> 00:20:13,318
Single parenthood...
571
00:20:15,236 --> 00:20:17,947
uh, possible homelessness and...
572
00:20:18,698 --> 00:20:21,910
most likely many, many cats
in my future.
573
00:20:22,118 --> 00:20:23,745
Or things
that require batteries.
574
00:20:23,912 --> 00:20:25,079
Okay, you know,
that's-that's...
575
00:20:25,288 --> 00:20:26,414
that's what I'm talking about.
576
00:20:26,623 --> 00:20:29,083
You guys,
this is so fun!
577
00:20:29,292 --> 00:20:30,210
- MAZE: Is it?
- ELLA: Yes!
578
00:20:30,418 --> 00:20:32,587
Yeah, uh, tequila, stat.
579
00:20:32,795 --> 00:20:34,255
- ELLA: Yes.
- MAZE: Keep 'em coming!
580
00:20:34,464 --> 00:20:35,673
LINDA: This is really
gonna help you feel,
581
00:20:35,882 --> 00:20:37,258
you know, anything.
582
00:20:41,179 --> 00:20:41,804
LUCIFER:
Ugh!
583
00:20:42,013 --> 00:20:43,181
Cosmopolitan?
584
00:20:43,389 --> 00:20:45,099
Perhaps this really
is girls' night.
585
00:20:45,850 --> 00:20:47,936
There are only two reasons
to drink alone, brother.
586
00:20:48,144 --> 00:20:49,729
Either you're a chronic dullard,
587
00:20:49,938 --> 00:20:51,481
or you're trying
to avoid your problems.
588
00:20:51,689 --> 00:20:52,899
If it's the
latter, I approve.
589
00:20:53,066 --> 00:20:54,734
My problems
are your problems.
590
00:20:55,485 --> 00:20:57,403
Ooh! Aren't we
the little empath?
591
00:20:57,737 --> 00:21:00,698
You think letting Mom stay here
on earth doesn't affect us all?
592
00:21:00,907 --> 00:21:01,532
(scoffs)
593
00:21:01,741 --> 00:21:02,825
Why? Because you think Dad is gonna
594
00:21:03,034 --> 00:21:04,911
forgive and forget about
the fact that you broke a deal?
595
00:21:05,119 --> 00:21:06,371
Haven't broken anything.
596
00:21:06,579 --> 00:21:07,497
I found a loophole.
597
00:21:07,705 --> 00:21:09,374
As such, I'm not thinking
about it at all.
598
00:21:09,582 --> 00:21:10,375
You should try it.
599
00:21:10,583 --> 00:21:12,252
There will be consequences!
600
00:21:14,921 --> 00:21:15,797
I don't get it.
601
00:21:16,381 --> 00:21:17,799
If you're so concerned,
why don't you just
602
00:21:18,007 --> 00:21:19,175
fly Mum back to Hell?
603
00:21:19,968 --> 00:21:21,678
Because I can't!
604
00:21:23,554 --> 00:21:25,098
That was a tad dramatic.
605
00:21:25,306 --> 00:21:25,932
Why not?
606
00:21:26,307 --> 00:21:27,308
It's complicated.
607
00:21:28,685 --> 00:21:30,687
Never fear,
fun brother's here.
608
00:21:31,271 --> 00:21:32,939
I'm gonna show you the magic
of distraction.
609
00:21:33,106 --> 00:21:35,066
But no more girly drinks.
All right?
610
00:21:36,025 --> 00:21:37,026
Cosmos are yummy.
611
00:21:37,485 --> 00:21:40,280
Oh... Bourbon. Stat.
Keep 'em coming.
612
00:21:40,863 --> 00:21:42,865
♪ You're a heartbreaker ♪
613
00:21:43,074 --> 00:21:44,242
♪ Dream maker ♪
614
00:21:44,450 --> 00:21:45,285
♪ Love taker ♪
615
00:21:45,493 --> 00:21:46,953
♪ Don't you mess around
with me ♪
616
00:21:47,161 --> 00:21:48,997
♪ You're a heartbreaker ♪
617
00:21:49,205 --> 00:21:50,456
♪ Dream maker ♪
618
00:21:50,665 --> 00:21:51,499
♪ Love taker ♪
619
00:21:51,708 --> 00:21:53,334
♪ Heartbreaker ♪
620
00:21:54,002 --> 00:21:54,794
Yes!
621
00:21:55,003 --> 00:21:57,130
Thank you, Los Angeles!
622
00:21:57,338 --> 00:22:00,633
(laughing)
623
00:22:01,342 --> 00:22:02,719
And then Lucifer's
all like...
624
00:22:03,344 --> 00:22:05,847
(imitating Lucifer):
"Hey Chloe,
name three friends
625
00:22:06,055 --> 00:22:08,975
that you could go call
and have a drink with."
626
00:22:09,183 --> 00:22:10,476
- CHLOE: So smug, you know?
- LINDA: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
627
00:22:10,685 --> 00:22:12,812
Well, one...two...three!
628
00:22:13,021 --> 00:22:13,688
CHLOE:
So, you're saying,
629
00:22:13,896 --> 00:22:15,023
if I called you guys,
630
00:22:15,606 --> 00:22:16,607
you would drop everything
631
00:22:16,816 --> 00:22:18,109
and come and have
a drink with me?
632
00:22:18,318 --> 00:22:20,486
Mm-hmm. 'Cause that is what
girlfriends do for each other.
633
00:22:20,695 --> 00:22:22,697
Yes, especially during
tough times.
634
00:22:22,905 --> 00:22:23,698
Exactly.
635
00:22:24,657 --> 00:22:26,117
I've never had friends
like that.
636
00:22:26,784 --> 00:22:27,535
Like, ever.
637
00:22:27,744 --> 00:22:29,078
Well, you're a lot
more tolerable
638
00:22:29,287 --> 00:22:30,204
when you're drunk,
Decker.
639
00:22:30,413 --> 00:22:31,456
- Is that true?
- Yeah.
640
00:22:31,664 --> 00:22:32,832
And then Lucifer's like,
641
00:22:33,041 --> 00:22:36,002
"You use work to avoid
having fun."
642
00:22:36,210 --> 00:22:37,587
Oh, yeah.
Well, not anymore, lady.
643
00:22:37,795 --> 00:22:39,088
'Cause we're your tribe, now.
644
00:22:39,380 --> 00:22:41,424
And we like to party!
645
00:22:41,716 --> 00:22:42,717
(howling)
646
00:22:42,925 --> 00:22:45,136
I wish I had my knives.
We could have made a blood pact.
647
00:22:45,345 --> 00:22:46,387
- Ooh, next time.
- Aww...
- Yeah, yeah.
648
00:22:46,596 --> 00:22:48,222
Next time?
This is progress.
649
00:22:48,431 --> 00:22:49,432
To tribes!
650
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,225
To tribes!
651
00:22:52,185 --> 00:22:53,019
Sip it.
652
00:22:53,227 --> 00:22:53,853
(camera clicks)
653
00:22:54,979 --> 00:22:56,230
I think we should go back
up there.
654
00:22:56,439 --> 00:22:58,399
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm.
655
00:22:59,275 --> 00:23:00,360
Mm.
656
00:23:01,527 --> 00:23:02,195
(whooping)
657
00:23:02,403 --> 00:23:04,197
LINDA: Oh, it looks like
someone's made a fourth friend.
658
00:23:04,405 --> 00:23:06,574
Oh, you get it, girl!
(whooping)
659
00:23:06,783 --> 00:23:08,076
Oh, no!
660
00:23:08,284 --> 00:23:10,328
- MAZE: Abort! Chloe!
- LINDA: Oh... don't do that.
661
00:23:10,536 --> 00:23:11,913
I don't
think she...
662
00:23:12,121 --> 00:23:13,498
Does she wear contacts?
663
00:23:13,706 --> 00:23:15,083
- LINDA: She's really into him.
- ELLA: And she's bringing
him over.
664
00:23:15,291 --> 00:23:16,334
- LINDA: Is she?
- CHLOE: Look!
665
00:23:17,460 --> 00:23:18,252
Same hand stamp
666
00:23:18,461 --> 00:23:19,337
as Daria
and Naomi!
667
00:23:19,545 --> 00:23:20,505
Where did you get this?
668
00:23:20,713 --> 00:23:22,465
I saw some
hot women, uh,
669
00:23:22,673 --> 00:23:24,634
g-going into a party
across the street last night.
670
00:23:24,842 --> 00:23:25,802
- Okay.
- It was just...
671
00:23:26,010 --> 00:23:26,928
Do you recognize these women?
672
00:23:27,136 --> 00:23:27,845
Did you see
these girls there?
673
00:23:28,054 --> 00:23:28,846
(grunts)
674
00:23:29,222 --> 00:23:29,931
What's your deal?
675
00:23:30,139 --> 00:23:31,849
Hey, she's just asking
a few questions.
676
00:23:32,058 --> 00:23:34,143
Well, he's taken.
So back off, skank!
677
00:23:34,352 --> 00:23:35,395
- CHLOE: I...
- MAZE: Hey!
678
00:23:35,603 --> 00:23:37,980
No one calls my skank a skank.
679
00:23:38,189 --> 00:23:39,524
- MAZE: I'm hurting her.
- CHLOE: No!
- LINDA: Oh, no, no...
680
00:23:39,732 --> 00:23:41,234
- No.
- Okay, no. No, no, Maze.
681
00:23:41,442 --> 00:23:42,527
Maze...
682
00:23:42,735 --> 00:23:44,320
Wipe that smile
off her face.
683
00:23:44,529 --> 00:23:46,781
Maze, remember...
aggression
684
00:23:46,989 --> 00:23:48,282
is not the answer, okay.
685
00:23:48,491 --> 00:23:49,951
Clearly, this woman is having
686
00:23:50,159 --> 00:23:51,285
some serious
trust issues.
687
00:23:51,494 --> 00:23:52,245
Clearly.
688
00:23:52,453 --> 00:23:54,122
Or maybe she's just
a raging bitch.
689
00:23:54,330 --> 00:23:55,206
(laughing):
Oh!
690
00:23:55,415 --> 00:23:56,833
(grunting)
691
00:23:57,041 --> 00:23:57,583
(growling)
692
00:23:57,792 --> 00:23:59,877
(yelling)
693
00:24:00,086 --> 00:24:01,045
(grunting)
694
00:24:04,549 --> 00:24:05,425
(glasses breaking)
695
00:24:10,471 --> 00:24:12,390
LAPD! Hey!
696
00:24:12,598 --> 00:24:14,142
Everybody take a breath!
697
00:24:14,350 --> 00:24:16,394
Oh! Oh, my gosh.
698
00:24:17,103 --> 00:24:17,895
What is happening?!
699
00:24:18,104 --> 00:24:19,397
♪ Oh yeah ♪
700
00:24:19,605 --> 00:24:21,607
♪ I can't put my finger on it ♪
701
00:24:21,816 --> 00:24:23,234
♪ Oh yeah ♪
702
00:24:24,569 --> 00:24:25,486
Maze, Maze, Maze!
703
00:24:25,695 --> 00:24:26,320
(man yelling)
704
00:24:26,529 --> 00:24:27,655
(groaning)
705
00:24:27,864 --> 00:24:28,990
♪ I like that thing you do ♪
706
00:24:29,157 --> 00:24:30,658
Maze, I wasn't done
questioning him!
707
00:24:32,243 --> 00:24:34,287
♪ The way you style your hair ♪
708
00:24:34,495 --> 00:24:35,288
Ugh!
709
00:24:37,457 --> 00:24:38,416
Carry on.
710
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:39,667
Hey.
711
00:24:40,168 --> 00:24:41,377
Did you see these girls?
712
00:24:42,044 --> 00:24:42,712
Yeah, maybe.
713
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,172
- Where?
- It was-- it was--
714
00:24:44,380 --> 00:24:45,756
- Where?!
- It was a crowded
sex club,
715
00:24:46,299 --> 00:24:47,300
and there was so many
hot girls...
716
00:24:47,508 --> 00:24:48,426
A sex club?
717
00:24:48,801 --> 00:24:49,802
Yeah, just...
718
00:24:51,387 --> 00:24:53,014
Don't tell my girlfriend.
Just...
719
00:24:53,639 --> 00:24:56,601
♪ And the boys and the girls
they stare... ♪
720
00:24:56,809 --> 00:24:58,686
(scoffs)
Girls' night out.
721
00:25:09,363 --> 00:25:10,198
Oh...
722
00:25:10,698 --> 00:25:13,075
Oof. Happy hour
over already?
723
00:25:13,493 --> 00:25:14,535
Must have been
some party.
724
00:25:15,036 --> 00:25:15,870
Yeah...
725
00:25:16,078 --> 00:25:17,872
other than the half hour-ish
726
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,208
from 8:47 to 9:17
727
00:25:20,416 --> 00:25:22,043
that I can't quite remember
anything.
728
00:25:22,502 --> 00:25:24,295
(chuckling):
Classic Chloe.
729
00:25:24,504 --> 00:25:25,838
Only you would make a point
of remembering
730
00:25:26,047 --> 00:25:27,965
the exact amount of time
you can't remember.
731
00:25:28,174 --> 00:25:29,634
Mm. Well,
732
00:25:29,842 --> 00:25:32,261
I was lucid enough to
destroy a tiki bar
733
00:25:32,470 --> 00:25:34,722
and get a lead
on our two dead blondes.
734
00:25:35,681 --> 00:25:36,891
I found a guy with a hand stamp.
735
00:25:37,099 --> 00:25:38,809
The same club that
Daria and Naomi went to?
736
00:25:40,269 --> 00:25:41,187
Not a club.
737
00:25:41,395 --> 00:25:45,316
More like a roving,
pop-up sex party.
738
00:25:45,525 --> 00:25:46,984
Secretive,
invite-only,
739
00:25:47,193 --> 00:25:49,237
caters to rich jerks
who like to pay for it.
740
00:25:49,445 --> 00:25:50,071
So gross.
741
00:25:50,279 --> 00:25:51,781
So those two girls
were sex workers?
742
00:25:53,199 --> 00:25:53,824
Looks like it.
743
00:25:54,033 --> 00:25:55,451
But the only way
to know for sure
744
00:25:55,660 --> 00:25:57,245
is to get you
into the next shindig.
745
00:25:57,453 --> 00:25:59,121
Which hand stamp guy told me--
746
00:25:59,664 --> 00:26:00,581
right before he passed out--
747
00:26:01,374 --> 00:26:02,542
is happening as we speak.
748
00:26:03,543 --> 00:26:04,168
Me?
749
00:26:04,794 --> 00:26:07,004
Uh-huh. Men only.
And I got you a date.
750
00:26:08,464 --> 00:26:09,298
- Nope.
- Yes.
751
00:26:09,507 --> 00:26:10,883
- Mm-mm. No way.
- Yes.
752
00:26:11,092 --> 00:26:12,510
It's good to have Lucifer
there with you as back up.
753
00:26:12,718 --> 00:26:14,178
So they don't think
you're a cop.
754
00:26:16,722 --> 00:26:17,848
I don't look like a cop.
755
00:26:19,850 --> 00:26:20,977
Uh-huh.
756
00:26:23,437 --> 00:26:24,272
Hey.
757
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:25,439
Do I look like a cop?
758
00:26:27,149 --> 00:26:30,152
(kitten mewing on video)
759
00:26:30,528 --> 00:26:31,612
(laughing)
760
00:26:31,821 --> 00:26:33,864
Ah. Finally, you're here. Right.
761
00:26:34,323 --> 00:26:35,283
I promise this will be more fun
762
00:26:35,491 --> 00:26:36,993
than light beers
and Bachelor reruns.
763
00:26:37,201 --> 00:26:38,578
Your jokes
never get old.
764
00:26:38,786 --> 00:26:40,871
Oh, come on, who doesn't
love a sex party?
765
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:41,706
Then again, if you're me,
766
00:26:41,914 --> 00:26:43,541
every party's a sex party
of sorts.
767
00:26:43,749 --> 00:26:44,667
DAN:
It's illegal, for starters.
768
00:26:44,875 --> 00:26:46,294
Why do you think they
change the location every night?
769
00:26:46,794 --> 00:26:48,254
No liquor license,
underage girls...
770
00:26:48,462 --> 00:26:49,755
Well, the world's
oldest profession
771
00:26:49,964 --> 00:26:51,632
seems to be surviving
quite nicely.
772
00:26:51,841 --> 00:26:52,967
Hello, chaps.
773
00:26:53,801 --> 00:26:55,803
Yes, my first startup
was a sex club, actually.
774
00:26:56,012 --> 00:26:57,638
Little place called "Eden".
Perhaps you've heard of it?
775
00:26:57,847 --> 00:26:59,640
I'm... good.
Thank you.
776
00:27:01,100 --> 00:27:03,060
Best case scenario,
this club exploits women.
777
00:27:03,269 --> 00:27:04,979
Worst case? It got those girls
a belly full of poison.
778
00:27:05,187 --> 00:27:05,980
Mm.
779
00:27:06,439 --> 00:27:08,024
- One other thing.
- Hm?
780
00:27:08,441 --> 00:27:10,067
I'm not sure
why he's here.
781
00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:13,279
Only dullards drink alone.
782
00:27:13,487 --> 00:27:14,989
Yes, he's a tad anxious
these days.
783
00:27:15,197 --> 00:27:16,490
I thought a night out
would do him good.
784
00:27:16,699 --> 00:27:18,242
Right. Well,
we have one mission:
785
00:27:18,951 --> 00:27:20,494
to find out who
knew the dead girls.
786
00:27:21,412 --> 00:27:22,747
And remember--
we're undercover, okay?
787
00:27:22,955 --> 00:27:25,207
(chuckling):
As if you could look like
anything other than a cop.
788
00:27:25,416 --> 00:27:26,542
I do not look like a cop!
789
00:27:27,043 --> 00:27:27,710
Cop.
790
00:27:28,502 --> 00:27:29,920
(sighs with frustration)
791
00:27:30,379 --> 00:27:31,839
All right, will you guys
just please,
792
00:27:32,048 --> 00:27:33,382
for God's sake, be chill?
793
00:27:33,966 --> 00:27:36,260
And three rules:
no drinking, no touching...
794
00:27:36,844 --> 00:27:38,512
...and just keep everything
low-key.
795
00:27:38,721 --> 00:27:40,973
Yes!
(laughing)
796
00:27:41,182 --> 00:27:43,559
- (woman laughing)
- DAN: Oh, my God.
797
00:27:43,768 --> 00:27:46,187
This is not helping us find out
who knew the dead girls.
798
00:27:46,395 --> 00:27:48,522
Agreed. His shimmy is
a tad off-putting.
799
00:27:48,731 --> 00:27:49,857
AMENADIEL:
Come on, Luci!
800
00:27:50,066 --> 00:27:51,859
Come cut a rug
with your big bro!
801
00:27:52,068 --> 00:27:53,027
LUCIFER:
Uh. No, no,
no, no, no.
802
00:27:53,235 --> 00:27:54,362
White man's overbite,
803
00:27:54,570 --> 00:27:55,946
that is definitely
where I draw the line.
804
00:27:56,155 --> 00:27:57,239
Hold on a second.
805
00:27:57,448 --> 00:27:58,532
Look at the bar.
806
00:28:00,743 --> 00:28:01,786
It's liquid nitrogen.
807
00:28:01,994 --> 00:28:03,162
It's the same thing
that caused damage
808
00:28:03,371 --> 00:28:04,705
to Daria Mitchell's
stomach lining.
809
00:28:04,914 --> 00:28:05,873
Yes.
810
00:28:08,250 --> 00:28:09,085
Hey, buddy.
811
00:28:09,293 --> 00:28:09,960
Hey.
812
00:28:10,252 --> 00:28:11,671
What do you know
about these two girls?
813
00:28:16,092 --> 00:28:17,593
Not so fast,
buddy boy.
814
00:28:17,802 --> 00:28:20,388
Seems my martini isn't the
only thing here that's dirty.
815
00:28:20,596 --> 00:28:22,014
- (straining)
- Mmm.
816
00:28:22,223 --> 00:28:23,516
A drink to savor,
don't you think?
817
00:28:23,724 --> 00:28:25,142
Ah...
(inhales)
818
00:28:25,351 --> 00:28:26,727
Want to explain
why you ran?
819
00:28:27,770 --> 00:28:29,271
Come on.
You're obviously a cop.
820
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:30,940
- (chuckles)
- Shut it.
821
00:28:31,148 --> 00:28:32,525
I figured you were
here to bust me.
822
00:28:32,983 --> 00:28:34,402
Yes, we are
here to bust you.
823
00:28:34,610 --> 00:28:36,987
For the untimely fate of
two innocent Nebraskan girls.
824
00:28:37,780 --> 00:28:39,031
Wait... what?
825
00:28:39,281 --> 00:28:40,199
LUCIFER: It's funny
how killers go deaf
826
00:28:40,408 --> 00:28:41,659
at the moment of reckoning,
isn't it?
827
00:28:41,867 --> 00:28:42,660
No, no. I...
828
00:28:43,119 --> 00:28:44,120
I'm no killer.
829
00:28:44,328 --> 00:28:46,580
I-I-I keep an eye on
the girls that work here
830
00:28:47,039 --> 00:28:48,457
and serve the pervs drinks.
831
00:28:48,874 --> 00:28:49,667
And pot...
832
00:28:50,626 --> 00:28:51,460
Maybe a bit of "E."
833
00:28:51,669 --> 00:28:53,671
- What about mandrake?
- Who's Mandrake?
834
00:28:53,879 --> 00:28:56,048
Did you put poison in these
two girls' drinks?
835
00:28:56,382 --> 00:28:58,718
No-no. What? No.
I-I remember these girls.
836
00:28:59,176 --> 00:29:00,761
Their drinks were clean
when I made 'em.
837
00:29:01,345 --> 00:29:02,263
Who was paying for 'em?
838
00:29:02,471 --> 00:29:05,349
I don't know, it was some
Hollywood dirtbag with a gold card.
839
00:29:06,016 --> 00:29:07,727
You'll need to be
a little more specific.
840
00:29:08,394 --> 00:29:10,438
It's... Yuri something.
841
00:29:10,646 --> 00:29:11,689
He's not here
tonight though.
842
00:29:12,857 --> 00:29:13,691
I guess your two dead girls
843
00:29:13,899 --> 00:29:15,025
and the other blonde must have
really worn him out.
844
00:29:15,234 --> 00:29:15,860
DAN:
Wait a minute.
845
00:29:16,068 --> 00:29:17,069
- There were three blondes?
- Yeah.
846
00:29:17,278 --> 00:29:18,571
Your two newbies
847
00:29:18,779 --> 00:29:19,613
and their hot friend.
848
00:29:19,822 --> 00:29:20,489
Right. First name:
849
00:29:20,698 --> 00:29:21,949
"Hot", last name "Friend"?
850
00:29:22,283 --> 00:29:24,034
They don't use
their real names.
851
00:29:24,535 --> 00:29:25,786
She's one of our
regulars though.
852
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:27,705
You know, life of the party.
853
00:29:27,955 --> 00:29:29,123
Oh, she won't be
the life of anything,
854
00:29:29,331 --> 00:29:31,250
if we don't get to her before
lady killer Yuri has his way.
855
00:29:31,542 --> 00:29:32,460
If he hasn't already.
856
00:29:32,668 --> 00:29:33,544
(sighing):
Thank you.
857
00:29:33,753 --> 00:29:34,545
(clears throat)
858
00:29:38,132 --> 00:29:39,467
Oh, silly me.
859
00:29:41,177 --> 00:29:41,802
(sighs)
860
00:29:42,011 --> 00:29:43,804
Come on. Rise and shine,
Crantini.
861
00:29:44,013 --> 00:29:44,889
- Time to go.
- (groaning)
862
00:29:45,097 --> 00:29:46,182
Yeah.
Let's do this.
863
00:29:46,390 --> 00:29:46,974
(grunting)
864
00:29:47,183 --> 00:29:50,978
(Lucifer laughing)
865
00:29:51,145 --> 00:29:52,313
Gosh, I wish I got that
on video.
866
00:29:52,521 --> 00:29:53,522
Oh, I can get that
on video!
867
00:29:53,731 --> 00:29:55,149
Hold on.
Douche-cam.
868
00:30:13,167 --> 00:30:14,293
Must have been some party.
869
00:30:14,752 --> 00:30:16,128
Ah, that's funny.
870
00:30:16,337 --> 00:30:18,464
And I'll laugh after we find
this Yuri scumbag.
871
00:30:19,048 --> 00:30:20,299
You have anything
on the third girl?
872
00:30:20,508 --> 00:30:22,343
Bartender said she was,
"Blonde, hot,
873
00:30:22,551 --> 00:30:23,469
and had an exposed midriff".
874
00:30:23,677 --> 00:30:25,971
Which describes half
the population of L.A.
875
00:30:26,180 --> 00:30:26,889
Well, the chef's wife,
876
00:30:27,097 --> 00:30:28,098
Gisele, fits
that description.
877
00:30:28,682 --> 00:30:30,476
Yeah, but when you saw her,
she was healthy.
878
00:30:30,684 --> 00:30:31,852
You think she could have
worked with Naomi
879
00:30:32,061 --> 00:30:33,187
and Daria
at the sex club?
880
00:30:34,188 --> 00:30:34,814
She knew them
881
00:30:35,022 --> 00:30:36,232
through her husband's
restaurant.
882
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:38,192
I mean, but part-time
sex worker?
883
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,361
Would that be the first thing
you put on your résumé?
884
00:30:40,861 --> 00:30:42,363
No. But if she was there,
885
00:30:42,571 --> 00:30:44,406
she was witness to everything
that went down that night.
886
00:30:45,407 --> 00:30:46,700
So, maybe Yuri's after her.
887
00:30:46,909 --> 00:30:47,993
Yeah, well, the tech
got Yuri's info
888
00:30:48,202 --> 00:30:49,745
from the credit card
he used at the sex party.
889
00:30:49,954 --> 00:30:50,996
Only has a P.O. box.
890
00:30:51,205 --> 00:30:53,290
No home address, but I did get
a cell and a plate number.
891
00:30:53,499 --> 00:30:54,124
Okay, good.
892
00:30:54,333 --> 00:30:55,501
Lucifer and I
will go find Yuri,
893
00:30:55,709 --> 00:30:56,669
and, uh,
894
00:30:57,378 --> 00:30:58,254
and, um...
895
00:30:58,462 --> 00:31:00,047
- (Lucifer laughing)
- ...you track down Gisele.
896
00:31:00,256 --> 00:31:02,091
(laughing continues)
897
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:03,425
Oh...
898
00:31:03,634 --> 00:31:04,385
DAN:
Copy that.
899
00:31:05,511 --> 00:31:06,595
That is...
900
00:31:08,681 --> 00:31:10,057
What did Maze win
901
00:31:10,266 --> 00:31:12,393
and why does it involve
my tragic drunk face?
902
00:31:12,601 --> 00:31:13,686
Just a little wager.
903
00:31:14,603 --> 00:31:15,479
Well, you had a lot
on your mind,
904
00:31:15,688 --> 00:31:16,981
so I decided
to distract you,
905
00:31:17,648 --> 00:31:18,566
with "girls' night."
906
00:31:21,235 --> 00:31:22,194
Last night was a setup?
907
00:31:22,403 --> 00:31:24,113
Yes. Well, you had fun,
didn't you?
908
00:31:24,321 --> 00:31:25,281
You should be
thanking me.
909
00:31:28,534 --> 00:31:29,451
What are you doing?
910
00:31:30,744 --> 00:31:31,871
- Detective...
- (snaps picture)
911
00:31:37,293 --> 00:31:38,586
(grunts)
912
00:31:39,211 --> 00:31:40,337
Uh, hey, Davis
hasn't seen Gisele,
913
00:31:40,629 --> 00:31:42,172
and she's, uh,
not answering her cell,
914
00:31:42,381 --> 00:31:44,133
so if Yuri has her,
we've got to get there fast.
915
00:31:44,383 --> 00:31:45,175
CHLOE:
I'm on my way.
916
00:31:45,384 --> 00:31:46,468
Detective...
917
00:31:47,761 --> 00:31:49,221
What did you say to her?
918
00:31:58,314 --> 00:32:00,482
LAPD. Get out
of the car, Yuri.
919
00:32:01,442 --> 00:32:02,568
LUCIFER:
Good Lord, you could at least
920
00:32:02,776 --> 00:32:04,445
fork out for a room, Yuri.
921
00:32:05,112 --> 00:32:06,280
- (Yuri retching)
- LUCIFER: No, no, no, no!
922
00:32:06,488 --> 00:32:07,489
Not the Italian leather!
923
00:32:07,698 --> 00:32:09,199
Bloody hell!
924
00:32:09,617 --> 00:32:11,076
Yeah, more like karma.
925
00:32:12,786 --> 00:32:14,288
We know you were
at the sex club last night,
926
00:32:14,496 --> 00:32:16,373
and you're responsible
for the death of two girls.
927
00:32:16,957 --> 00:32:18,125
What do you know
about Gisele?
928
00:32:18,542 --> 00:32:20,586
I don't know anyone
named Gisele.
929
00:32:21,086 --> 00:32:22,046
You have it all wrong.
930
00:32:22,963 --> 00:32:24,340
I only went to that club
931
00:32:24,548 --> 00:32:27,468
because Crystal
promised me newbies.
932
00:32:27,885 --> 00:32:29,887
I paid five grand apiece
933
00:32:30,095 --> 00:32:31,388
for those two
sweethearts.
934
00:32:31,597 --> 00:32:32,473
Who's Crystal?
935
00:32:33,057 --> 00:32:34,475
She was with Daria
and Naomi.
936
00:32:34,683 --> 00:32:36,769
Then you should most
definitely ask for a refund.
937
00:32:36,977 --> 00:32:40,189
I know. Those girls had no
idea that I was their date.
938
00:32:40,397 --> 00:32:41,565
You're telling me
Daria and Naomi
939
00:32:41,774 --> 00:32:43,150
had no idea
it was a sex club?
940
00:32:43,359 --> 00:32:44,443
No.
941
00:32:45,402 --> 00:32:47,071
When they found out,
they wanted to leave.
942
00:32:47,613 --> 00:32:49,239
Crystal bought them drinks,
943
00:32:49,448 --> 00:32:51,867
but they drank them
and bailed anyway.
944
00:32:52,076 --> 00:32:54,787
I was so upset that
I took the last sip and--
945
00:32:54,995 --> 00:32:56,413
You drank the rest
of the poison.
946
00:32:58,624 --> 00:33:00,918
I have been sick
ever since.
947
00:33:01,126 --> 00:33:02,127
Oh, God.
948
00:33:02,336 --> 00:33:04,046
Oh, no, no, no.
Not again.
949
00:33:06,131 --> 00:33:07,132
Is Gisele Crystal?
950
00:33:07,341 --> 00:33:08,550
LUCIFER:
Oh, you mean the chef's wife?
951
00:33:08,759 --> 00:33:10,177
Could she be the one
who killed Daria and Naomi?
952
00:33:10,386 --> 00:33:11,762
Well, Daria was sleeping
with her husband,
953
00:33:11,971 --> 00:33:13,722
so if anyone had a bone to pick,
it would be her.
954
00:33:13,931 --> 00:33:16,225
(panting)
955
00:33:16,433 --> 00:33:18,143
Yuri, do you know
Crystal's real name?
956
00:33:18,352 --> 00:33:20,896
No. But I have a picture.
957
00:33:21,105 --> 00:33:22,815
Oh, lovely.
I'll take that.
958
00:33:23,691 --> 00:33:25,651
Right. Ooh, pecker pic.
959
00:33:26,777 --> 00:33:27,945
- Pecker pic.
- Eww!
960
00:33:28,654 --> 00:33:29,613
Oh, hold on.
961
00:33:30,906 --> 00:33:32,366
CHLOE:
That's not Gisele.
962
00:33:32,574 --> 00:33:34,660
No, and that blonde hair
doesn't look real either.
963
00:33:35,828 --> 00:33:36,662
CHLOE:
You're right, it's a wig.
964
00:33:36,870 --> 00:33:39,206
And the girl wearing it
looks real familiar.
965
00:33:45,129 --> 00:33:47,715
Oh, it's just rush, rush, rush
in this town, isn't it?
966
00:33:47,923 --> 00:33:49,550
Oh, hi, detectives.
967
00:33:50,259 --> 00:33:52,136
I'm just putting
a few things in storage.
968
00:33:52,344 --> 00:33:53,554
I'm going back home.
969
00:33:53,762 --> 00:33:55,305
Right, you can take the girl
out of Nebraska,
970
00:33:55,514 --> 00:33:57,391
but you can't take Nebraska
out of the girl.
971
00:33:57,891 --> 00:33:58,767
Or can you?
972
00:33:59,393 --> 00:34:01,311
I don't feel safe
in L.A. anymore.
973
00:34:02,146 --> 00:34:03,397
You wouldn't either
if two of your neighbors
974
00:34:03,605 --> 00:34:04,481
wound up dead.
975
00:34:04,690 --> 00:34:06,025
Don't you just hate that?
976
00:34:06,817 --> 00:34:08,360
I'm sorry, I have
a flight at 3:00.
977
00:34:08,569 --> 00:34:09,278
LUCIFER:
Yes, and I've
just discovered
978
00:34:09,486 --> 00:34:10,946
this wonderful thing
called Facebook.
979
00:34:11,155 --> 00:34:12,865
- Have you heard of it?
- I have to go, please.
980
00:34:13,073 --> 00:34:14,658
'Cause Facebook's
heard of you.
981
00:34:14,867 --> 00:34:17,327
It knows that you're a big
deal in your small town.
982
00:34:17,703 --> 00:34:21,582
A ten back home,
but in L.A., just a five.
983
00:34:22,082 --> 00:34:23,959
Things haven't worked out
for you here, have they, Lily?
984
00:34:24,626 --> 00:34:27,838
So much heartache,
struggle, compromise.
985
00:34:28,505 --> 00:34:29,631
It made you
desperate enough
986
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:31,300
to turn against your own
sorority sisters,
987
00:34:31,508 --> 00:34:32,634
Daria and Naomi.
988
00:34:32,843 --> 00:34:34,970
No. Daria and Naomi
were my friends.
989
00:34:35,179 --> 00:34:36,388
- (chuckles)
- CHLOE: Were they?
990
00:34:36,930 --> 00:34:38,891
Because we know you were
with them the night they died.
991
00:34:39,224 --> 00:34:40,893
You said you hadn't
seen 'em for a week.
992
00:34:41,101 --> 00:34:42,061
You have no proof of that.
993
00:34:42,269 --> 00:34:45,564
Except for a photo taken
by your charming buddy Yuri.
994
00:34:46,148 --> 00:34:47,274
Nice wig, by the way.
995
00:34:47,733 --> 00:34:49,735
Really brings out
the murder in your eyes.
996
00:34:54,281 --> 00:34:56,408
Seems kitties do have claws.
997
00:35:01,705 --> 00:35:03,082
Please, just let me go.
998
00:35:03,415 --> 00:35:04,958
Is this the part where you wish
I had a gun, Detective?
999
00:35:05,167 --> 00:35:06,752
Shut up, Lucifer,
I got this.
1000
00:35:07,127 --> 00:35:08,837
You pretended to be
a friend to those girls.
1001
00:35:09,046 --> 00:35:10,297
Shame on you.
(coughs)
1002
00:35:10,506 --> 00:35:12,091
They called me!
1003
00:35:12,299 --> 00:35:13,967
They were desperate
for my help.
1004
00:35:14,676 --> 00:35:17,012
The best workout class,
where to hike...
1005
00:35:17,262 --> 00:35:18,138
this apartment!
1006
00:35:18,347 --> 00:35:20,432
They asked you for help
and you preyed on them?
1007
00:35:20,641 --> 00:35:22,017
I was doing them
a favor.
1008
00:35:22,226 --> 00:35:23,977
What, by putting mandrake
in their drinks?
1009
00:35:24,186 --> 00:35:26,355
I thought it was
an organic kind of roofie.
1010
00:35:26,563 --> 00:35:28,107
I didn't know that
it would kill them.
1011
00:35:29,149 --> 00:35:30,192
I was just trying
to loosen them up.
1012
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:31,652
You were trying to make
an extra buck
1013
00:35:31,860 --> 00:35:33,153
by bringing in
a couple newbies.
1014
00:35:33,654 --> 00:35:36,698
I won the Dame Judith
acting award in college.
1015
00:35:37,241 --> 00:35:39,493
I was the president of our sorority.
1016
00:35:40,202 --> 00:35:41,745
I should have
made it by now!
1017
00:35:41,954 --> 00:35:44,248
L.A. was supposed
to be easy!
1018
00:35:45,082 --> 00:35:46,834
- (cell phone chiming)
- Oh, phones...
1019
00:35:47,042 --> 00:35:48,794
They can be
so distracting.
1020
00:35:53,048 --> 00:35:57,386
There's a special place in Hell
for women who fake friendships
1021
00:35:57,594 --> 00:36:01,140
as a way of manipulating
other women!
1022
00:36:02,391 --> 00:36:03,684
She's right, you know.
1023
00:36:06,019 --> 00:36:08,021
And I think we have
a silver lining, Detective.
1024
00:36:08,188 --> 00:36:10,858
What with Lily going away,
and Daria and Naomi dead,
1025
00:36:11,066 --> 00:36:12,860
I believe that there's
an apartment vacancy.
1026
00:36:13,652 --> 00:36:15,487
Are you seriously suggesting
that I should move
1027
00:36:15,696 --> 00:36:16,822
into a dead girl's apartment?
1028
00:36:17,030 --> 00:36:19,324
No, no, no, the killer's place
is much nicer.
1029
00:36:19,533 --> 00:36:22,161
I mean, just look
at this view!
1030
00:36:48,228 --> 00:36:48,979
How'd you get
in here?
1031
00:36:50,147 --> 00:36:53,483
Let's just say Samantha at the front
desk is no longer into men.
1032
00:36:55,903 --> 00:36:57,154
What, you still mad?
1033
00:36:58,238 --> 00:37:00,240
What was all that stuff
about being my tribe?
1034
00:37:00,824 --> 00:37:01,909
You had fun,
didn't you?
1035
00:37:04,077 --> 00:37:05,037
I don't have time for this.
1036
00:37:05,245 --> 00:37:06,997
I have work to do.
You can go.
1037
00:37:12,669 --> 00:37:14,046
I wasn't totally
faking it.
1038
00:37:16,965 --> 00:37:19,509
Like when I strangled
psycho chick for the win.
1039
00:37:19,718 --> 00:37:21,011
That was genuine.
1040
00:37:21,386 --> 00:37:22,429
Gee, thanks.
1041
00:37:23,555 --> 00:37:25,891
You know, I wouldn't just
kick ass for anyone.
1042
00:37:26,767 --> 00:37:28,352
Okay, fine, I would.
1043
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:31,855
But this time
it was... sweeter.
1044
00:37:32,856 --> 00:37:34,900
This is some twisted
version of an apology?
1045
00:37:35,234 --> 00:37:36,610
I don't do apologies.
1046
00:37:37,402 --> 00:37:38,654
But I don't want
to kill you anymore.
1047
00:37:40,072 --> 00:37:42,616
You're a very,
very deranged person.
1048
00:37:43,075 --> 00:37:44,076
Thanks.
1049
00:37:46,119 --> 00:37:47,496
So, we're still good
to be roomies, right?
1050
00:37:47,704 --> 00:37:48,664
What are you
talking about, roomies?
1051
00:37:48,872 --> 00:37:49,831
We shook on it.
1052
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:51,708
Post-karaoke,
pre-potbelly dude.
1053
00:37:52,668 --> 00:37:53,293
What?
1054
00:37:53,502 --> 00:37:55,045
I told you I was
in between places.
1055
00:37:55,254 --> 00:37:56,505
You said that you were
looking for someone
1056
00:37:56,713 --> 00:37:57,839
to share expenses.
1057
00:37:58,048 --> 00:37:58,966
Don't you remember?
1058
00:38:02,177 --> 00:38:03,553
The missing half hour.
1059
00:38:03,845 --> 00:38:06,431
Look... I've got money.
1060
00:38:06,848 --> 00:38:09,184
I like your kid,
and you dress like crap,
1061
00:38:09,601 --> 00:38:11,395
so I won't be stealing
any of your clothes.
1062
00:38:11,770 --> 00:38:13,480
What, you got
a better plan?
1063
00:38:16,942 --> 00:38:18,610
You said you wanted
fun, Decker.
1064
00:38:20,445 --> 00:38:21,321
Fun.
1065
00:38:22,698 --> 00:38:23,699
Oh, my...
1066
00:38:27,494 --> 00:38:28,412
Roommates?
1067
00:38:28,620 --> 00:38:29,705
You and Detective Decker?
1068
00:38:29,913 --> 00:38:32,249
(laughs)
No, no, no, no, no, no.
1069
00:38:32,457 --> 00:38:34,668
And have I mentioned "no,"
and also, "no"?
1070
00:38:34,876 --> 00:38:37,045
- You're not my boss anymore.
- Well, that may be.
1071
00:38:37,254 --> 00:38:39,006
But I can't have the women
in my life teaming up.
1072
00:38:39,214 --> 00:38:40,382
I'll be outnumbered.
1073
00:38:40,590 --> 00:38:43,552
Dad forbid you manage to
have sex with her before I do.
1074
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:45,929
Oh, actually, can I interest you
in another wager?
1075
00:38:46,138 --> 00:38:48,140
No. Done deal.
Pay up.
1076
00:38:48,348 --> 00:38:50,934
(sighs) Fine,
the convertible's yours.
1077
00:38:51,143 --> 00:38:52,185
I'm over that.
1078
00:38:52,394 --> 00:38:53,854
Well, the hot,
new bartender.
1079
00:38:54,062 --> 00:38:55,147
Been there, done that.
1080
00:38:55,355 --> 00:38:56,565
Well, spit it out
then, Maze.
1081
00:38:56,773 --> 00:38:57,733
What is it you want?
1082
00:39:02,738 --> 00:39:03,905
I want a drink.
1083
00:39:05,157 --> 00:39:06,616
What, that's it?
1084
00:39:06,825 --> 00:39:08,452
Fine. Pick any bottle,
pull two glasses.
1085
00:39:08,660 --> 00:39:12,247
No, I want you
to pour me a drink.
1086
00:39:14,249 --> 00:39:15,125
All right.
1087
00:39:26,428 --> 00:39:28,513
To newly defined
relationships.
1088
00:39:29,389 --> 00:39:30,265
Cheers.
1089
00:39:30,474 --> 00:39:31,808
(elevator bell dings)
1090
00:39:34,478 --> 00:39:36,688
Oh... please...
1091
00:39:36,897 --> 00:39:38,482
don't drink
in front of me.
1092
00:39:38,899 --> 00:39:40,817
Bad case of the
distractions, brother?
1093
00:39:41,568 --> 00:39:43,487
- (chuckles)
- Well, I better go.
1094
00:39:43,695 --> 00:39:45,364
MAZE: I'll let you deal
with the lightweight.
1095
00:39:45,572 --> 00:39:46,656
(Amenadiel groans)
1096
00:39:46,865 --> 00:39:48,700
Judging from your
behavior last night,
1097
00:39:48,909 --> 00:39:51,036
that lunatic dancing,
I fear that my advice
1098
00:39:51,244 --> 00:39:53,080
may have created a whole
new set of problems.
1099
00:39:53,288 --> 00:39:55,874
No more turning
a "blind eye," Lucifer.
1100
00:39:56,458 --> 00:39:57,667
(groans)
Listen...
1101
00:40:00,003 --> 00:40:02,756
We both know that Dad
is not the kind
1102
00:40:02,964 --> 00:40:03,715
to forgive and forget.
1103
00:40:03,924 --> 00:40:06,635
No distraction on earth
is gonna change that.
1104
00:40:07,010 --> 00:40:08,428
I said that I would
punish Mom,
1105
00:40:08,637 --> 00:40:10,555
and I'm doing so
here on earth.
1106
00:40:10,764 --> 00:40:12,557
Deal maintained,
loophole achieved.
1107
00:40:12,766 --> 00:40:13,892
What if He doesn't
feel that way?
1108
00:40:15,268 --> 00:40:17,104
There will be real
consequences, Luci,
1109
00:40:17,312 --> 00:40:18,397
for all of us.
1110
00:40:18,605 --> 00:40:19,815
Especially me.
1111
00:40:20,607 --> 00:40:22,150
You know, I liked
you better drunk.
1112
00:40:22,359 --> 00:40:24,820
Tell me something, brother,
what deal did you make?
1113
00:40:25,404 --> 00:40:27,489
What was worth writing
Father, of all people,
1114
00:40:27,697 --> 00:40:28,573
a blank check?
1115
00:40:28,782 --> 00:40:30,992
Not a what.
A who.
1116
00:40:39,543 --> 00:40:41,628
You made a deal
for Chloe's life?
1117
00:40:41,837 --> 00:40:43,171
Don't look at me like that!
1118
00:40:43,380 --> 00:40:45,006
At the time, it made
a certain amount of sense.
1119
00:40:45,215 --> 00:40:46,341
Don't you understand?
1120
00:40:47,759 --> 00:40:49,469
You made a deal
to return Mom to Hell.
1121
00:40:49,678 --> 00:40:52,305
In exchange,
Chloe's life was spared.
1122
00:40:52,514 --> 00:40:54,015
Well, that's one
interpretation.
1123
00:40:54,224 --> 00:40:56,309
Despite whatever loopholes
you think you found,
1124
00:40:56,518 --> 00:40:58,770
and the lies that
you have told yourself,
1125
00:40:58,979 --> 00:41:01,440
you still haven't delivered
on your end of the bargain.
1126
00:41:02,107 --> 00:41:04,693
Luci, what if Dad
decides to
1127
00:41:05,318 --> 00:41:06,903
take back His side
of the deal?
1128
00:41:07,112 --> 00:41:09,448
(laughs)
1129
00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:12,617
One silly human soul?
1130
00:41:13,702 --> 00:41:16,496
I can't imagine Dad would
take much interest in that.
1131
00:41:17,622 --> 00:41:19,666
CHLOE:
Yes, two adult women and a child.
1132
00:41:19,875 --> 00:41:21,001
MAN (over phone):
Just bring over a deposit,
1133
00:41:21,209 --> 00:41:22,043
and the apartment's yours.
1134
00:41:22,252 --> 00:41:25,338
Really? Oh, yeah,
I will, uh...
1135
00:41:25,547 --> 00:41:27,340
Great, I'll drop off
a check right away.
1136
00:41:27,549 --> 00:41:29,259
- Okay, thank you.
- MAN: Of course.