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- Previously on Lucifer...
- We're separated.
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Sign the divorce papers.
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What's with the cold shoulder?
You seduced me.
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You almost die, and then
you ghost me for weeks.
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Nothing about any of that
makes any sense to me.
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Doesn't make any sense
to me, either.
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I used to see a light in you.
All I see now is darkness.
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I just wanted
to say thank you
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for saving my life.
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Decker, gun!
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He saved my life.
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Chloe's fine.
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Luckily, Pierce was with her.
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But I wasn't.
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- Happy birthday, Detective.
- Beautiful.
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- What is it?
- It's the bullet.
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From when you shot me.
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Oh.
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Mm, this is
a new one on me, Detective.
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Mm, mm, well,
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there's a first time
for everything.
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Yes, but I've heard
it can take hours.
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I'm not sure even I have
the endurance for that.
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- Mm...
- Don't worry, I'll help you.
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I'll be the top hat.
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I will be the race car,
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because I'm gonna
leave you both in the dust.
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Very funny.
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Uh, wheelbarrow,
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shoe, ah...
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Guess I'm gonna have
to be the shot glass.
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- Cheers.
- Oh, that's a thimble.
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What? What? I want to conquer
real estate, not mend socks.
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- So then be the shoe.
- Please,
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I am not a shoe.
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Clearly I'm a top hat,
so come on, hand it over.
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Want it?
It's gonna cost you.
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Oh, well, name
your price, urchin.
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Oh, I'm not talking fake money.
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Oh, wow, she slammed you.
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Imagine my disappointment
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when I realized
there was no raging party.
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It's a security thing.
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Worked for that
Home Alone kid,
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but, obviously,
you can't take a hint.
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Wasn't I being clear
last time I kicked you out?
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Oh, clearly being a jerk.
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Which is exactly why
I came to look in on you.
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You see, we need the most love
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when we're being most unlovable.
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No offense, Brother,
but I don't need love from you.
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I get plenty
from naked strangers.
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And speaking of,
I'm spent.
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So, if you don't mind...
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That's where
you've been, then,
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having sex with
the nameless masses?
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Oh, you know me, Brother,
wine, women and song.
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Just, come on, run along.
I don't need a babysitter.
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Your cheek says otherwise.
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Well, it turns out
"Bruce Lee mid-fly kick"
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wasn't in the artist's
repertoire.
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Look, I had to cut a deal
with the detective's offspring.
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So that's who
you were with...
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Chloe and Trixie.
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Well, so much for
wine, women and song.
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Technically, all of those things
were represented,
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when you count
the post-game karaoke.
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Luci, there's absolutely
nothing wrong with...
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with enjoying
a quiet night in.
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I did not say that I enjoyed it.
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Yeah, right. Honestly,
Luci, who cares
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how you spend your nights?
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Um, everyone.
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My exciting lifestyle gives
regular people
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something to aspire to...
I provide hope.
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I see. And how does
Linda feel about this
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little ruse of yours?
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I'm sure that the doctor
would love to dissect me,
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but she's taken some time off
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to deal with a death
in the family, so...
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I had no idea.
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I should go check on her.
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Yes, excellent idea.
You do that.
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Luci, I'm liking
this new you.
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Boring suits you, Brother.
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Now, this poor victim,
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she is boring.
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- We don't know anything about her.
- Oh, don't we?
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Generic artwork,
dull clothes,
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beige furniture.
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I mean, even her fruit bowl's
so tragically safe...
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no mangoes, no papayas.
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Not even a measly avocado.
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Her name's Kim Jones, 29.
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She's a computer
engineer.
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We ran a full
background check,
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but we couldn't find
anything noteworthy.
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A fellow nerd.
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I'm sure you're in
a better place now.
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Well, even if she's
in the worst place,
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it'd be far more interesting
than this,
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because this poor lady,
definitely a shoe.
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Any idea what he's
talking about?
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Oh, the other night
we played Monopoly.
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So, that's that story.
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Ella, what's the cause of death?
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Uh, BABFT.
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Hmm?
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Big-ass blunt force trauma
to the head.
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Murder weapon's missing,
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but we are looking
for something small and compact.
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Surprisingly heavy for its size.
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Kind of like my Aunt Rosalita.
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I wish Amenadiel were here
so he could see
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what boring actually looks like.
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Can you believe that
he said I've become boring?
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It's absurd.
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Oh, I don't know.
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Monopoly doesn't really sound
like the old Lucifer.
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And I have to say,
you have become a bit
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more normal.
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- How dare you.
- Crazy idea.
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Let's talk less about Lucifer
and more about the murder.
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Crime-scene selfies?
Really?
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Classy move.
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And that is Esther,
our victim's roommate.
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She found the body when she
came home from partying.
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Well, what's such
a dynamic young lady doing
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living with a... Kim?
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Oh, never mind,
she looks traumatized.
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- I'll go comfort her.
- Uh-huh.
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- Excuse me. Excuse me.
- Hel...
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No photos
at a crime scene.
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Sorry.
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Not even one last one
with the handsome cop?
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Don't let the boring
detective spoil things.
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It would be my pleasure.
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Right.
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Oh.
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Bless your heart.
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Obviously, I'm far
too well-dressed
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to be a cop.
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So, I take it that
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you aren't close
with your roommate?
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No, I don't spend
much time here.
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Obviously.
Besides, me and Kim,
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totally different squads.
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Kim followed more people
than followed her,
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if you know what I mean.
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# Shoe.
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Can you think of anyone
who would want her dead?
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I don't think anyone wanted
much of anything from Kim.
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Okay, well,
there was no break-in,
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there was no struggle,
which likely means
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that Kim knew the killer.
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So, can you think of anything?
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A recent breakup, a fight?
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She did get into
a yelling match
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- on the phone last night
- Oh.
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But I assume that was with
the Thai delivery place.
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And I assume that's
the poor dear's
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closest relationship?
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What time was the...
the argument?
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I'll tell you
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if you hand me
my phone back.
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I was getting ready
to go out,
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and I totally remember the pic
I was uploading at the time.
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Kombucha martini.
10:39 p.m.
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All right, I'll trace
Kim's phone call at that time.
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You guys mind if I post
that I'm totes helping
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a police investigation?
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Absolutely.
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Do you mind tagging me?
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Ella traced Kim's call
to this business.
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Top Meet. Interesting name
for a Thai restaurant.
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No, it's a dating app for
L.A.'s most fabulous singles.
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Super exclusive.
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Seems you need
to get recommended
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and meet a bunch
of selection criteria,
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even go through an interview
just to create an account.
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Well, then, why would our victim
be arguing with someone here?
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I mean, this is clearly
a place for top hats, like us.
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Please, I would never get
into something like this.
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Eh, you're right.
What was I thinking?
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It's way too exciting
for you, Detective... I meant me.
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And him.
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Gosh, kindred souls.
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This interesting young fellow
and I, wouldn't you say?
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Except that, apparently,
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he's slightly more
interesting than you.
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Well, journalistic
hyperbole, clearly.
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- Eh...
- Can I help you?
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Oh.
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Mack Slater.
I'm the CEO.
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If you are here for the
selection interview,
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I'll spare you.
I created Top Meet
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for people exactly like you.
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Oh, well,
thank you very much.
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I'm actually...
I was talking to the lady.
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You're exactly my type.
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I mean the app's type.
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Bit on the nose there,
Big Mack.
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We're here for a different
kind of interview.
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There's been a murder,
and our victim's last call
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was to someone
in this building.
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A homicide detective, huh?
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- Uh-huh.
- Wow. You just got even more interesting.
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Funny, so did you.
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Just found out who our victim
was fighting with... you.
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Ah. Most interesting
bachelor, indeed.
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If you didn't know her,
then how did you fight with her?
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'Cause she was nuts.
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I'm confused, you just said
you didn't know her.
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I know her type.
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We get them from time to time.
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They want to be on Top Meet,
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they can't clear our high bar,
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and then they get pissed
about it.
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Problem with her was she just
wouldn't take no for an answer.
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And then, uh, she hacked
her way onto my app,
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and then our users
complained, of course.
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Because nobody joins Top Meet
to hook up with some...
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random nobody, and so
we had to kick her off.
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Okay, and is that
when she got angry
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and called to complain?
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No, it was more
like she went psycho.
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Ah, well, boring people never
like to be told they're dull.
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Right, Detective?
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What did you do
after the call?
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I stayed here, I worked late.
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We've been busy as hell
these days.
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Not nearly, I can assure you.
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Well, I'd like to talk to anyone
who can corroborate your alibi.
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Also, I'll need a list
of any of the users
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that complained about Kim.
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No can do.
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With so many celebrity clients,
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our entire business model
is based off
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our ironclad privacy protocols.
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Fine, I'll just
get a warrant.
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Good luck with that.
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I mean, how long
did it take the FBI
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to hack one cell phone?
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Yep, I'll have
the tech team get on it.
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You got it, Chloe.
Ah!
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Hello, Ms. Lopez.
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I wanted to ask you something.
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You know this darkness
that you say you see in me?
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- Mm-hmm.
- I've been trying to address it,
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and, uh, details would help.
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So, where do you
see it, exactly?
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How? When?
253
00:09:42,301 --> 00:09:43,781
Like, now.
254
00:09:44,221 --> 00:09:45,735
Right about there.
255
00:09:46,741 --> 00:09:47,458
Oh.
256
00:09:48,941 --> 00:09:49,818
Hmm.
257
00:09:50,501 --> 00:09:51,093
Little better?
258
00:09:51,301 --> 00:09:52,576
But you know, still,
259
00:09:52,861 --> 00:09:54,614
you don't exactly scream
rainbows and sunshine,
260
00:09:54,821 --> 00:09:56,858
even when you're not
wielding murder weapons.
261
00:09:57,381 --> 00:09:59,179
Well, for the record,
I wouldn't stab you,
262
00:09:59,381 --> 00:10:01,532
not here, with all
these cops around.
263
00:10:03,101 --> 00:10:05,218
Oh, come on, that was funny.
264
00:10:05,421 --> 00:10:07,697
Oh, yeah.
Ha, ha. Funny.
265
00:10:08,661 --> 00:10:10,175
Also dark.
266
00:10:10,461 --> 00:10:11,417
Right. Fair point.
267
00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:13,341
But it's cool.
268
00:10:13,541 --> 00:10:15,533
You know, being dark.
269
00:10:16,181 --> 00:10:17,581
To each their own,
you know?
270
00:10:18,141 --> 00:10:20,258
Wow, you really have this
"being good" thing down.
271
00:10:20,461 --> 00:10:21,338
Huh?
272
00:10:21,661 --> 00:10:25,211
You know, you might be
just the person to guide me.
273
00:10:25,581 --> 00:10:26,173
To where?
274
00:10:26,381 --> 00:10:28,452
Somewhere other than Hell.
275
00:10:29,821 --> 00:10:32,097
See, I've, um, I've learned
276
00:10:32,301 --> 00:10:35,499
that there are consequences
to my darkness.
277
00:10:35,941 --> 00:10:38,331
Really permanent ones,
as it turns out.
278
00:10:39,661 --> 00:10:42,221
And I was thinking
you could help me avoid them?
279
00:10:42,421 --> 00:10:43,332
No way, José.
280
00:10:44,341 --> 00:10:46,412
I mean, I wish
I could help you, I do,
281
00:10:46,621 --> 00:10:48,658
but I'm so busy.
282
00:10:48,861 --> 00:10:50,181
- With what?
- You know.
283
00:10:50,381 --> 00:10:52,452
Cases, forensic stuff.
284
00:10:53,221 --> 00:10:55,053
The lieutenant won't be back
from medical leave
285
00:10:55,261 --> 00:10:57,821
until next week, so it's, like,
cray-cray up in here.
286
00:10:59,421 --> 00:11:00,457
Oh, hey, Dan.
287
00:11:00,701 --> 00:11:02,533
I bet you need me
to go do that thing, huh?
288
00:11:02,821 --> 00:11:04,813
That super urgent
forensic thing.
289
00:11:05,021 --> 00:11:06,091
Yeah, yeah. See?
290
00:11:06,461 --> 00:11:07,577
Cray-cray.
291
00:11:09,981 --> 00:11:10,858
Well...
292
00:11:12,501 --> 00:11:13,298
I'm just gonna...
293
00:11:13,861 --> 00:11:14,772
- I was...
- Yeah.
294
00:11:15,421 --> 00:11:16,218
Bye.
295
00:11:17,221 --> 00:11:18,780
Excuse me.
296
00:11:20,581 --> 00:11:21,731
You know,
you're exposing yourself
297
00:11:21,941 --> 00:11:23,660
to dreadful consequences.
298
00:11:24,021 --> 00:11:25,660
And I'm not talking
bad Yelp reviews,
299
00:11:25,861 --> 00:11:26,897
I'm talking Hell.
300
00:11:27,421 --> 00:11:29,014
Real.
301
00:11:29,221 --> 00:11:30,211
I know.
302
00:11:30,421 --> 00:11:31,650
I know, right?
303
00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:33,136
Shocker to me, too.
304
00:11:33,341 --> 00:11:36,573
But not as much as your dancing
queen candle arrangements!
305
00:11:37,341 --> 00:11:38,172
Hey,
306
00:11:38,621 --> 00:11:39,293
Linda.
307
00:11:39,501 --> 00:11:41,458
- Is everything okay?
- Amenadiel, hi.
308
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:42,930
I'm so glad you're here.
309
00:11:43,581 --> 00:11:45,220
I'm trying to plan
my ex-husband's memorial,
310
00:11:45,421 --> 00:11:47,856
and I could really use
another opinion.
311
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:51,340
Um, okay. So, which one
do you like best?
312
00:11:51,581 --> 00:11:53,618
Just, knee-jerk reaction.
313
00:11:53,821 --> 00:11:54,459
Go.
314
00:11:55,741 --> 00:11:56,492
That one?
315
00:11:56,701 --> 00:11:57,532
Really?
316
00:11:58,941 --> 00:12:00,170
Really? You don't think
it's too ornate?
317
00:12:00,421 --> 00:12:01,013
That one.
318
00:12:01,261 --> 00:12:02,138
You're right.
319
00:12:02,381 --> 00:12:03,895
This one's simple,
yet elegant.
320
00:12:04,581 --> 00:12:06,300
See, you're just
the insight I needed.
321
00:12:06,981 --> 00:12:07,937
Busy tomorrow?
322
00:12:10,941 --> 00:12:12,739
That looks
absolutely nothing
323
00:12:12,981 --> 00:12:13,937
like our victim.
324
00:12:14,141 --> 00:12:15,416
Take note, Daniel.
These filters
325
00:12:15,621 --> 00:12:17,021
could be the answer
to your dating drought.
326
00:12:17,221 --> 00:12:18,098
Or not... I mean,
327
00:12:18,301 --> 00:12:19,098
Kim only got one match.
328
00:12:19,901 --> 00:12:20,971
What... really?
329
00:12:21,181 --> 00:12:22,251
After all the effort
our shoe went through
330
00:12:22,461 --> 00:12:24,020
to make herself
look like a top hat,
331
00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:25,371
she only got the interest
of one gentleman?
332
00:12:25,581 --> 00:12:27,254
Gentleman? You mean suspect.
333
00:12:27,821 --> 00:12:30,097
Yep. Username,
FOREVER29.
334
00:12:30,301 --> 00:12:31,371
The app arranged
a date for them,
335
00:12:31,621 --> 00:12:33,021
and based on their likes
and locations,
336
00:12:33,221 --> 00:12:34,940
it suggested a sushi place
on Melrose.
337
00:12:35,141 --> 00:12:37,815
Even made a reservation for them
for the night of the murder.
338
00:12:38,101 --> 00:12:38,898
This guy's
using the app
339
00:12:39,101 --> 00:12:41,297
as a hunting ground; he could be
targeting somebody right now.
340
00:12:41,501 --> 00:12:42,252
We got to find him.
341
00:12:42,461 --> 00:12:44,373
Yeah, but how?
We can't even get an I.D.
342
00:12:44,581 --> 00:12:45,901
Yeah. Tech team hasn't
been able to crack
343
00:12:46,101 --> 00:12:47,421
Top Meet's security algo.
344
00:12:47,621 --> 00:12:50,216
Which means Kim had
mad hacking skills.
345
00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:52,492
So can we use
FOREVER29's profile pic
346
00:12:52,701 --> 00:12:54,260
and run it through
facial recognition?
347
00:12:55,021 --> 00:12:55,852
Yeah, I know, I thought
about that, but...
348
00:12:57,301 --> 00:12:58,451
Partial profiles pics.
349
00:12:58,701 --> 00:13:00,533
Such a telltale sign
of low self-esteem.
350
00:13:00,861 --> 00:13:02,295
Or our guy's keeping
his profile secret
351
00:13:02,501 --> 00:13:03,252
because he's the killer.
352
00:13:03,461 --> 00:13:05,180
Wait a minute, there is
some good news, you guys.
353
00:13:05,381 --> 00:13:08,180
He used the app to RSVP
for a mixer at Top Meet.
354
00:13:08,381 --> 00:13:09,178
It's happening tonight.
355
00:13:09,381 --> 00:13:10,371
Okay. We got to get
to this party.
356
00:13:10,621 --> 00:13:12,817
Use what we know about FOREVER29
and single him out.
357
00:13:13,021 --> 00:13:13,932
Okay, fine. I'll go.
358
00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:16,178
Seeing as I'm the only
interesting single person here,
359
00:13:16,381 --> 00:13:18,054
I think I'm our one shot
to catching the killer.
360
00:13:18,261 --> 00:13:19,411
Lucifer, we're looking
for a guy.
361
00:13:19,621 --> 00:13:20,259
Your point?
362
00:13:20,501 --> 00:13:21,093
Uh...
363
00:13:21,381 --> 00:13:22,781
He's a dude. And he's straight.
364
00:13:23,021 --> 00:13:24,660
- Mm-hmm.
- That's never stopped me before, Daniel.
365
00:13:24,901 --> 00:13:26,813
I'm so good at flipping men,
they call me The Skillet.
366
00:13:27,061 --> 00:13:28,211
- Oh, wow.
- Okay.
367
00:13:28,421 --> 00:13:29,855
We need a woman, so I'll go.
368
00:13:30,061 --> 00:13:33,338
What? You, Detective?
Socialize and flirt? Come on.
369
00:13:33,541 --> 00:13:36,500
Yeah, but for the investigation,
I can sacrifice.
370
00:13:36,781 --> 00:13:39,216
Can't be that hard
being frivolous and shallow.
371
00:13:39,421 --> 00:13:41,140
I'll just channel
my inner Lucifer.
372
00:13:41,341 --> 00:13:43,139
What, you want to become
a female version of me?
373
00:13:43,621 --> 00:13:44,532
Okay.
374
00:13:44,781 --> 00:13:45,851
I'll gladly train you.
375
00:13:46,061 --> 00:13:48,212
Chloe does Lucifer?
376
00:13:48,421 --> 00:13:49,741
I wouldn't exactly word it
that way...
377
00:13:49,941 --> 00:13:52,217
Get ready to go
full me, Detective.
378
00:13:58,181 --> 00:14:00,093
Oh, the Paris shows
were glorious.
379
00:14:00,301 --> 00:14:01,496
Yes, worth the jetlag alone.
380
00:14:01,701 --> 00:14:02,657
How was your weekend?
381
00:14:02,861 --> 00:14:04,420
Uh, awesome. Great.
382
00:14:04,621 --> 00:14:06,817
Uh, Saturday,
went camping with my daughter.
383
00:14:07,021 --> 00:14:09,217
And, uh, Sunday,
did a big Costco run.
384
00:14:09,501 --> 00:14:12,380
There's, like,
300 hot dogs in my freezer.
385
00:14:12,581 --> 00:14:15,255
Oh, really?
That is so interest...
386
00:14:15,501 --> 00:14:17,493
Oh, dear. Look what you did
to poor Giancarlo.
387
00:14:17,701 --> 00:14:19,215
Dead from boredom.
388
00:14:19,501 --> 00:14:21,299
Now, look, you're going
to this Top Meet mixer
389
00:14:21,501 --> 00:14:22,332
to hunt down a killer,
390
00:14:22,541 --> 00:14:24,897
not to talk about your hunt
for bulk food bargains.
391
00:14:25,141 --> 00:14:25,779
Okay.
392
00:14:25,981 --> 00:14:28,576
Sorry I'm not fancy-schmancy
enough for Giancarlo.
393
00:14:28,821 --> 00:14:29,891
Okay, let's get
the terminology straight.
394
00:14:30,141 --> 00:14:31,461
Not "fancy-schmancy."
395
00:14:31,701 --> 00:14:32,373
Sophisticated.
396
00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:33,577
Oh, whatever.
397
00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:35,734
Why don't you just
give me some tips
398
00:14:35,941 --> 00:14:38,217
on how to blend in
with that crowd. Okay?
399
00:14:38,501 --> 00:14:39,901
You think being
as fascinating as I am
400
00:14:40,141 --> 00:14:42,133
can be boiled down
to a few tips?
401
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,179
This is not paint by numbers.
402
00:14:44,741 --> 00:14:46,460
Goodness me, I need a drink.
403
00:14:47,701 --> 00:14:48,896
Oh. Thank you.
404
00:14:49,101 --> 00:14:51,900
- I have a tip, Mom. Don't talk about me.
- Mm. Mm!
405
00:14:52,501 --> 00:14:54,493
Yes, definitely,
no mention of the child.
406
00:14:54,701 --> 00:14:55,452
Ugh.
407
00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:56,777
And enough with the tips.
408
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,250
Why don't we do
a little role-play, hmm?
409
00:14:58,861 --> 00:15:00,773
- Okay.
- You be a randy single man,
410
00:15:01,021 --> 00:15:01,613
I'll be...
411
00:15:01,821 --> 00:15:02,891
I'll be the new you.
412
00:15:04,501 --> 00:15:05,617
Okay, I've never once done that.
413
00:15:06,301 --> 00:15:07,371
My point exactly.
414
00:15:07,581 --> 00:15:09,493
Meet Lucinda. Come on.
415
00:15:14,741 --> 00:15:16,653
Gosh, this is gonna be
harder than I thought.
416
00:15:28,301 --> 00:15:29,701
Oh, crap.
417
00:15:48,421 --> 00:15:49,377
Oh.
418
00:15:50,301 --> 00:15:51,860
Need some help there, sir?
419
00:15:52,141 --> 00:15:53,257
There you go.
420
00:16:00,981 --> 00:16:02,017
Good news, Ella.
421
00:16:02,661 --> 00:16:04,573
I've been admitted to
the Forensic Shadow Program.
422
00:16:05,461 --> 00:16:06,099
What is that?
423
00:16:06,381 --> 00:16:07,451
A mentorship program.
424
00:16:07,661 --> 00:16:09,095
Which means I will be
your student.
425
00:16:09,341 --> 00:16:11,412
I am going to stick
to you like glue,
426
00:16:11,621 --> 00:16:14,090
so I can learn how
to be good... at forensics.
427
00:16:14,701 --> 00:16:15,976
Stuff comes up
constantly in court.
428
00:16:16,581 --> 00:16:18,334
- That's great.
- Hold it, please!
429
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:22,297
Oh, I don't think so, buddy.
430
00:16:22,501 --> 00:16:24,493
I mean, what am I,
Mother Teresa?
431
00:16:38,621 --> 00:16:39,418
My, my.
432
00:16:39,661 --> 00:16:40,890
Detective.
433
00:16:41,341 --> 00:16:42,058
You look...
434
00:16:42,421 --> 00:16:43,935
Like a female Lucifer?
435
00:16:44,141 --> 00:16:45,416
Well, that's what
I was going for.
436
00:16:45,661 --> 00:16:46,651
Well,
437
00:16:46,861 --> 00:16:48,818
close enough,
but you're going to need this.
438
00:16:50,621 --> 00:16:52,533
Do I really need to wear
an ear bug?
439
00:16:52,741 --> 00:16:53,811
Absolutely.
440
00:16:54,021 --> 00:16:54,852
From what we know
of our killer,
441
00:16:55,061 --> 00:16:56,859
blue-eyed sushi snob
who loves surfing
442
00:16:57,061 --> 00:16:58,973
and splooshing, I'd say you're
a bit out of your comfort zone,
443
00:16:59,221 --> 00:17:01,531
so you're going to need
to bring Lucinda's A game.
444
00:17:01,741 --> 00:17:02,572
You mean your A game.
445
00:17:02,781 --> 00:17:04,181
Absolutely.
Oh, and while we're at it,
446
00:17:04,381 --> 00:17:06,452
do you need a refresher on
"splooshing"? It's very simple.
447
00:17:06,661 --> 00:17:08,254
- You just cover yourself in...
- No, no. Stop. I'm good, I'm good.
448
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:09,781
But... oh.
449
00:17:10,021 --> 00:17:11,535
Except for...
450
00:17:11,741 --> 00:17:12,652
What, you don't want to wear it?
451
00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:13,857
It's not...
452
00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:15,421
really Lucinda's style.
453
00:17:16,101 --> 00:17:16,898
Right.
454
00:17:17,101 --> 00:17:17,898
Oh.
455
00:17:22,621 --> 00:17:23,577
Okay.
456
00:17:24,541 --> 00:17:25,292
There.
457
00:17:26,301 --> 00:17:27,098
I'm ready.
458
00:17:27,301 --> 00:17:28,621
Yes, you are.
459
00:17:29,301 --> 00:17:30,132
Good luck.
460
00:17:30,461 --> 00:17:31,178
Thank you.
461
00:17:50,221 --> 00:17:52,099
Hi. I'll get a, uh, IPA, please.
462
00:17:52,301 --> 00:17:53,496
No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
463
00:17:53,701 --> 00:17:55,374
Not beer. Prosecco.
464
00:17:55,661 --> 00:17:57,300
But I hate Prosecco.
465
00:17:57,541 --> 00:17:59,737
Well, tough luck.
Lucinda loves it.
466
00:17:59,981 --> 00:18:01,620
Beer.
467
00:18:01,821 --> 00:18:02,971
It's a good job I'm here.
468
00:18:03,181 --> 00:18:04,740
Yeah, man. Close call.
469
00:18:11,101 --> 00:18:12,581
Possible suspect, moving in.
470
00:18:13,221 --> 00:18:14,371
Right. Whatever he says to you,
471
00:18:14,901 --> 00:18:15,812
just laugh.
472
00:18:16,021 --> 00:18:17,853
Hey there.
473
00:18:18,741 --> 00:18:19,618
What's your name?
474
00:18:21,981 --> 00:18:22,858
Lucinda.
475
00:18:23,141 --> 00:18:24,416
No, no...
476
00:18:24,621 --> 00:18:26,692
Not like a demented witch
on crack.
477
00:18:26,901 --> 00:18:28,779
A deep, sultry laugh.
478
00:18:32,661 --> 00:18:33,458
Ha, ha, ha.
479
00:18:33,661 --> 00:18:34,890
Ha... I'm sorry.
480
00:18:35,101 --> 00:18:37,616
I think I may have had
a little too much Prosecco
481
00:18:38,101 --> 00:18:39,296
on an empty stomach.
482
00:18:39,501 --> 00:18:40,730
I should have
had that sushi.
483
00:18:40,981 --> 00:18:42,495
Did you try the
sushi? Is it good?
484
00:18:42,741 --> 00:18:44,698
No, no. I didn't.
I'm a, I'm a vegan.
485
00:18:44,901 --> 00:18:45,778
Oh.
486
00:18:46,021 --> 00:18:47,171
Anyway.
487
00:18:47,381 --> 00:18:49,054
You might want to go easy
on the bubbles.
488
00:18:50,061 --> 00:18:50,892
Ah.
489
00:18:53,261 --> 00:18:54,092
Smooth.
490
00:18:54,541 --> 00:18:55,895
Beginner's bad luck.
491
00:18:56,741 --> 00:18:57,891
Look, it's hard
to do justice
492
00:18:58,141 --> 00:18:59,780
to my captivating essence,
but she'll get the hang of it.
493
00:19:00,021 --> 00:19:01,853
Don't be such
a Debbie Downer, Daniel.
494
00:19:04,141 --> 00:19:05,177
Sorry.
495
00:19:12,181 --> 00:19:13,410
- Hey.
- Hey.
496
00:19:14,021 --> 00:19:15,011
Hi.
497
00:19:15,501 --> 00:19:16,173
You're really tan.
498
00:19:16,381 --> 00:19:17,861
Are you, uh, are you a surfer?
499
00:19:18,061 --> 00:19:19,859
Well, I'd like to surf
in your eyes.
500
00:19:20,061 --> 00:19:21,495
Ugh, dearie me.
501
00:19:21,741 --> 00:19:23,653
He's lucky it's not a crime
to be a cheeseball.
502
00:19:24,381 --> 00:19:25,895
Anyway, at least
the ice is broken.
503
00:19:26,101 --> 00:19:27,740
Now, just make small talk.
504
00:19:27,941 --> 00:19:30,581
So I drove up
to this meditation retreat
505
00:19:30,781 --> 00:19:31,658
in Big Sur last week.
506
00:19:31,861 --> 00:19:32,977
No, no, no!
507
00:19:33,181 --> 00:19:34,410
PCH is closed.
508
00:19:34,621 --> 00:19:35,213
Say you helicoptered...
509
00:19:35,461 --> 00:19:36,099
Shush.
510
00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:37,821
Uh, excuse me?
511
00:19:38,021 --> 00:19:40,013
Sploosh. I said "sploosh."
512
00:19:40,261 --> 00:19:41,775
Are you into splooshing?
513
00:20:00,461 --> 00:20:02,214
Time to change tactics.
514
00:20:03,341 --> 00:20:04,331
You know what?
515
00:20:05,781 --> 00:20:07,898
Enjoy the Prosecco, Lucinda.
516
00:20:10,181 --> 00:20:11,297
I don't believe this.
517
00:20:12,301 --> 00:20:13,940
Ditching protocol mid-sting?
518
00:20:14,141 --> 00:20:15,336
Who does that?
519
00:20:16,221 --> 00:20:17,132
Maybe she'll do better
on her own.
520
00:20:17,421 --> 00:20:18,696
Don't be ridiculous, Daniel.
521
00:20:18,941 --> 00:20:20,773
She'll flounder
without my expert guidance.
522
00:20:20,981 --> 00:20:21,812
- Oh, yeah.
- Right.
523
00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:23,250
I'm clearly needed
on the front lines.
524
00:20:23,461 --> 00:20:25,578
You just stay here
and do what you do best.
525
00:20:27,021 --> 00:20:28,011
Nada.
526
00:20:33,181 --> 00:20:34,331
Oh, I love traveling.
527
00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:35,776
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
528
00:20:36,061 --> 00:20:36,938
Any fun plans coming up?
529
00:20:37,261 --> 00:20:39,492
Um, well, I...
530
00:20:39,701 --> 00:20:42,421
I was thinking of, uh,
maybe getting out of the city
531
00:20:42,621 --> 00:20:44,977
and taking my
daughter camping.
532
00:20:45,301 --> 00:20:46,098
Cool.
533
00:20:46,301 --> 00:20:47,417
I-I love the outdoors.
534
00:20:47,781 --> 00:20:48,692
- Oh.
- I'm a surfer.
535
00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:49,819
Really?
536
00:20:50,381 --> 00:20:51,861
Goes well with camping.
537
00:20:52,061 --> 00:20:53,654
I've always wanted
to try surfing.
538
00:20:53,861 --> 00:20:54,817
- But I...
- You should...
539
00:20:55,821 --> 00:20:56,937
Oh, hi, Lucifer.
540
00:20:57,141 --> 00:20:58,097
This is Benji.
541
00:20:58,901 --> 00:20:59,539
He just had
542
00:20:59,741 --> 00:21:01,016
four pieces of sashimi,
543
00:21:01,221 --> 00:21:02,541
and we just started
talking about surfing.
544
00:21:02,741 --> 00:21:04,460
Oh, lovely. Now, I insist
545
00:21:04,661 --> 00:21:06,061
you put your mic back in
immediately.
546
00:21:06,301 --> 00:21:07,337
We can't hear a thing
in the truck.
547
00:21:07,541 --> 00:21:09,180
You are being quite loud.
548
00:21:09,701 --> 00:21:10,851
Nice work.
549
00:21:11,901 --> 00:21:13,130
Bloody hell.
550
00:21:13,821 --> 00:21:15,141
Hey, there goes Benji!
551
00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:16,775
Benji, over here!
552
00:21:17,701 --> 00:21:19,374
Whoa.
You have to save me from them.
553
00:21:19,701 --> 00:21:20,737
Uh, yeah.
554
00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:22,371
They're with me.
555
00:21:23,101 --> 00:21:24,376
Not bad for nada, huh?
556
00:21:25,421 --> 00:21:26,537
Wait, she's a cop?
557
00:21:26,821 --> 00:21:28,050
Detective Decker, LAPD.
558
00:21:28,301 --> 00:21:29,815
We want to talk to you
about a murder.
559
00:21:30,141 --> 00:21:31,461
Benji, you're the best, bro!
560
00:21:31,741 --> 00:21:32,618
You're not paparazzi?
561
00:21:32,821 --> 00:21:33,459
What?
562
00:21:34,621 --> 00:21:35,816
Oh, thank God.
563
00:21:36,021 --> 00:21:38,855
I mean, the things
Dad gets credit for.
564
00:21:43,981 --> 00:21:46,291
Yeah, I went on a date with her.
565
00:21:46,541 --> 00:21:47,657
Just the other night.
566
00:21:49,221 --> 00:21:51,895
Still can't believe she's, uh...
she's dead.
567
00:21:52,501 --> 00:21:53,412
Oh?
568
00:21:53,621 --> 00:21:55,738
Did you think she'd survive
you murdering her?
569
00:21:56,101 --> 00:21:57,421
I told you, I'm innocent.
570
00:21:57,621 --> 00:21:58,577
Well, you're an overpaid DJ,
571
00:21:58,781 --> 00:22:00,181
so that's up for debate.
572
00:22:01,021 --> 00:22:02,819
It seems you were the last
person to see Kim alive.
573
00:22:03,941 --> 00:22:04,658
I couldn't have been.
574
00:22:05,141 --> 00:22:06,097
When I dropped her off
after our date,
575
00:22:06,301 --> 00:22:07,337
her roommate was still there.
576
00:22:07,941 --> 00:22:08,692
How do you know that?
577
00:22:08,901 --> 00:22:10,176
Because that's the reason
I didn't go upstairs
578
00:22:10,381 --> 00:22:11,610
like Kim suggested.
579
00:22:12,101 --> 00:22:13,057
I was trying to avoid Esther.
580
00:22:13,261 --> 00:22:14,854
What, kombucha martini girl?
581
00:22:15,861 --> 00:22:16,772
Do you know her roommate?
582
00:22:16,981 --> 00:22:18,335
To the extent
that you can know someone
583
00:22:18,581 --> 00:22:20,413
who's glued to her phone
and talks in hashtags.
584
00:22:20,621 --> 00:22:21,941
Yep, that's her.
585
00:22:22,141 --> 00:22:23,177
How did you two meet?
586
00:22:23,461 --> 00:22:26,101
We matched on the Top Meet app
a few weeks ago.
587
00:22:26,541 --> 00:22:28,021
Went on two exhausting dates.
588
00:22:28,261 --> 00:22:29,615
Then why go on the second date?
589
00:22:31,301 --> 00:22:32,735
Because I wanted
to see Kim again.
590
00:22:33,621 --> 00:22:35,180
I met her at the apartment
when I picked up Esther
591
00:22:35,381 --> 00:22:36,531
for our first date.
592
00:22:37,221 --> 00:22:38,575
She wasn't there
the second time.
593
00:22:39,701 --> 00:22:40,976
So you can imagine
how stoked I was
594
00:22:41,181 --> 00:22:42,331
when she popped up
on the Top Meet app.
595
00:22:42,541 --> 00:22:43,179
No.
596
00:22:43,381 --> 00:22:44,178
I can't, actually.
597
00:22:44,381 --> 00:22:47,294
You're saying that you used
a top hat to get to a shoe?
598
00:22:47,821 --> 00:22:48,857
He must be lying, Detective.
599
00:22:49,061 --> 00:22:50,290
I'm not lying.
600
00:22:51,261 --> 00:22:52,490
I really liked Kim.
601
00:22:53,301 --> 00:22:54,974
She was different than all
the other women on the app.
602
00:22:55,181 --> 00:22:56,456
What, different as in duller,
603
00:22:56,741 --> 00:22:58,221
more mundane
and dressed for less?
604
00:22:58,581 --> 00:23:00,300
No, as in she
didn't make me feel
605
00:23:00,541 --> 00:23:02,419
like I had to be on
all the time.
606
00:23:03,901 --> 00:23:04,812
With her, I could...
607
00:23:06,301 --> 00:23:07,576
I could just be myself.
608
00:23:09,341 --> 00:23:10,457
Interesting.
609
00:23:12,461 --> 00:23:13,372
Thanks.
610
00:23:16,621 --> 00:23:18,578
What if Esther found out
about Benji and Kim?
611
00:23:18,821 --> 00:23:20,141
Got jealous,
lost control...
612
00:23:22,461 --> 00:23:25,181
This goddess,
jealous of the plain Jane?
613
00:23:25,381 --> 00:23:26,337
It's-it's ludicrous!
614
00:23:26,541 --> 00:23:28,931
It's like me being jealous
of that paper clip.
615
00:23:29,181 --> 00:23:29,932
Or Daniel.
616
00:23:31,021 --> 00:23:32,216
I mean, not to mention
617
00:23:32,461 --> 00:23:34,896
Esther is far too busy
for murder, Detective.
618
00:23:35,101 --> 00:23:36,854
Look. She flew
to Florence last week
619
00:23:37,061 --> 00:23:38,541
just 'cause she fancied
eating some gelato.
620
00:23:38,741 --> 00:23:39,970
She went on a plane
to get ice cream?
621
00:23:40,181 --> 00:23:42,093
Well, when you say it in
English, it sounds silly.
622
00:23:42,661 --> 00:23:44,937
Oh. Hello.
Look at that belfie.
623
00:23:45,141 --> 00:23:47,895
Bet you could bounce
a quarter off that derrière.
624
00:23:49,381 --> 00:23:50,895
Oh. Yeah...
625
00:23:52,261 --> 00:23:53,615
Wait, uh, go back.
626
00:23:54,501 --> 00:23:55,571
- There.
- What?
627
00:23:56,341 --> 00:23:57,570
Something small and compact
628
00:23:57,781 --> 00:23:59,261
and surprisingly heavy
for its size.
629
00:23:59,461 --> 00:24:00,895
Well, what's Miss Lopez's
Aunt Rosalita
630
00:24:01,141 --> 00:24:02,257
got to do with anything?
631
00:24:04,021 --> 00:24:04,659
Look.
632
00:24:05,021 --> 00:24:05,613
The dumbbell.
633
00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:07,215
It wasn't at the crime scene.
634
00:24:07,421 --> 00:24:08,980
It matches the bruises
on the victim,
635
00:24:09,221 --> 00:24:10,371
it's a weapon
of convenience,
636
00:24:10,581 --> 00:24:12,254
and it fits the crime of passion
scenario.
637
00:24:12,501 --> 00:24:14,857
Doesn't mean Esther was
the one to wield it, though.
638
00:24:15,061 --> 00:24:16,893
If my theory of jealousy
is right, she was.
639
00:24:17,301 --> 00:24:18,337
Trust me, Detective,
640
00:24:18,581 --> 00:24:20,413
there's no way that Esther
has ever used a weight...
641
00:24:20,661 --> 00:24:23,221
I refer once again to her
naturally sublime derrière.
642
00:24:32,941 --> 00:24:34,375
Oh, crap.
643
00:24:49,101 --> 00:24:50,581
You're avoiding me, aren't you?
644
00:24:50,821 --> 00:24:51,811
Don't be crazy.
645
00:24:52,661 --> 00:24:54,220
No. I just...
646
00:24:54,861 --> 00:24:58,138
you know,
like my floors spotless.
647
00:24:58,541 --> 00:25:01,295
An evidence lab can
never be too clean.
648
00:25:02,341 --> 00:25:05,698
And that is your Forensic
Lesson of the Day.
649
00:25:05,941 --> 00:25:06,897
More next week?
650
00:25:07,181 --> 00:25:08,979
Why don't you want to mentor me?
651
00:25:09,821 --> 00:25:11,460
It's not that
I don't want to, okay?
652
00:25:11,661 --> 00:25:12,731
I just don't have the time.
653
00:25:12,941 --> 00:25:13,738
Well, I've been watching you.
654
00:25:13,941 --> 00:25:14,692
You have plenty of time.
655
00:25:14,901 --> 00:25:16,654
You just waste it chitchatting.
656
00:25:16,861 --> 00:25:18,853
You mean socializing?
657
00:25:19,861 --> 00:25:21,693
Connecting with people
isn't a waste.
658
00:25:22,621 --> 00:25:23,372
Okay.
659
00:25:23,941 --> 00:25:25,295
Let's be honest here.
660
00:25:26,581 --> 00:25:30,257
You don't really care about
anyone's kids or whatever.
661
00:25:30,701 --> 00:25:32,693
I mean, you're faking it, right?
662
00:25:33,181 --> 00:25:35,616
Just tell me, how do you keep
your eyes from glazing over?
663
00:25:37,261 --> 00:25:39,218
There is no Forensic Shadow
Program, is there?
664
00:25:41,381 --> 00:25:44,692
Even if I had been
tempted to help...
665
00:25:44,901 --> 00:25:46,733
and I'm not saying
that I had...
666
00:25:46,941 --> 00:25:48,694
now that I know you lied?
667
00:25:49,701 --> 00:25:50,498
Poof!
668
00:25:50,901 --> 00:25:53,496
Temptation officially gone.
669
00:26:09,981 --> 00:26:13,338
Okay, so I'm thinking:
big band over here
670
00:26:13,541 --> 00:26:16,932
and two long, two long
buffet tables over here...
671
00:26:17,141 --> 00:26:18,131
or should we do three?
672
00:26:18,621 --> 00:26:20,135
Well, it depends. How
many people are coming?
673
00:26:20,341 --> 00:26:21,411
Uh, just 350.
674
00:26:21,661 --> 00:26:22,777
350?
675
00:26:23,901 --> 00:26:24,698
Wow.
676
00:26:25,861 --> 00:26:27,580
I didn't realize how much
you still cared about Reese.
677
00:26:27,781 --> 00:26:28,498
Of course I do!
678
00:26:28,701 --> 00:26:29,976
I'm heartbroken about his death.
679
00:26:30,741 --> 00:26:32,095
Distraught, really.
680
00:26:32,461 --> 00:26:33,497
Can barely function.
681
00:26:35,781 --> 00:26:36,897
Okay, okay.
682
00:26:37,461 --> 00:26:40,499
Okay, okay, okay, okay,
I'm functioning perfectly.
683
00:26:40,741 --> 00:26:41,652
I only feel terrible
684
00:26:41,861 --> 00:26:43,739
that I don't feel terrible
about his death.
685
00:26:44,101 --> 00:26:46,093
Okay, so all of this
is just a...
686
00:26:46,301 --> 00:26:47,655
A pathetic attempt
to cover up the fact
687
00:26:47,861 --> 00:26:51,457
that I can't stop thinking
about me.
688
00:26:52,901 --> 00:26:54,096
Me, me.
689
00:26:54,821 --> 00:26:56,778
Me and my own brush with death.
690
00:26:56,981 --> 00:26:58,893
- I understand, Linda. I mean...
- How could you possibly understand
691
00:26:59,141 --> 00:27:00,575
what it's like to be rotisseried
692
00:27:00,821 --> 00:27:03,017
by the, by the goddess
of all creation?
693
00:27:05,461 --> 00:27:07,293
Dealing with mortality
was so much easier
694
00:27:07,541 --> 00:27:10,136
when I was just another
clueless idiot.
695
00:27:11,941 --> 00:27:16,458
Being a celestial insider...
really sucks.
696
00:27:16,861 --> 00:27:18,181
I used to walk
around thinking
697
00:27:18,421 --> 00:27:20,413
maybe reincarnation was real.
698
00:27:22,061 --> 00:27:24,018
Sure, it sounded bonkers,
699
00:27:24,261 --> 00:27:27,811
but I could still wonder,
still hope.
700
00:27:30,501 --> 00:27:33,096
What if I came back
as a chameleon or something?
701
00:27:34,981 --> 00:27:36,301
Chameleons are cool.
702
00:27:39,141 --> 00:27:40,416
But now I know
that's never happening,
703
00:27:40,621 --> 00:27:44,171
because I know,
you know, everything,
704
00:27:44,861 --> 00:27:47,979
including where I'm headed
when... when this is over.
705
00:27:48,741 --> 00:27:49,492
And where is that?
706
00:27:49,701 --> 00:27:50,737
Where do you think?
707
00:27:53,461 --> 00:27:55,180
I wish I'd never met any of you.
708
00:28:03,541 --> 00:28:07,217
So we wanted
to, uh, ask you
709
00:28:07,421 --> 00:28:08,059
a few...
710
00:28:08,261 --> 00:28:09,820
Would you want
to put on a shirt,
711
00:28:10,101 --> 00:28:13,253
or anything to cover...
your body?
712
00:28:13,461 --> 00:28:16,260
No. Why? Are you cold?
713
00:28:16,501 --> 00:28:17,730
Yes. Would you like
my jacket, Detective?
714
00:28:17,981 --> 00:28:19,051
No. I am great, thank you.
715
00:28:19,541 --> 00:28:20,213
Right.
716
00:28:20,421 --> 00:28:23,619
So, when was this photo taken?
717
00:28:24,221 --> 00:28:29,376
Uh, I took that on my way
to Tokyo, I think.
718
00:28:30,061 --> 00:28:30,778
Sorry.
719
00:28:30,981 --> 00:28:32,779
I travel so much,
it's hard to keep track.
720
00:28:33,821 --> 00:28:35,335
It's actually
something else
721
00:28:35,581 --> 00:28:36,810
that we're trying to track down.
722
00:28:37,021 --> 00:28:37,932
This pink dumbbell here?
723
00:28:38,221 --> 00:28:39,655
It went missing
the night of Kim's murder.
724
00:28:39,901 --> 00:28:40,812
Any idea where it went?
725
00:28:41,021 --> 00:28:41,613
Nope.
726
00:28:41,821 --> 00:28:43,972
It's not mine.
I don't work out.
727
00:28:44,261 --> 00:28:45,536
- Ah.
- Everything you see
728
00:28:45,741 --> 00:28:47,460
- is God-given.
- And they say that
729
00:28:47,661 --> 00:28:48,890
Dad doesn't give
with both hands.
730
00:28:49,141 --> 00:28:50,336
So, the dumbbell.
731
00:28:50,621 --> 00:28:51,498
You're saying that's Kim's?
732
00:28:51,701 --> 00:28:52,771
Yeah. Poor thing
733
00:28:53,021 --> 00:28:54,853
tried so hard to be like me.
734
00:28:55,101 --> 00:28:56,376
So how did it feel
when you realized
735
00:28:56,581 --> 00:28:58,015
that Benji preferred Kim to you?
736
00:28:58,221 --> 00:28:59,974
Nuh, uh-uh-uh. Sneaky.
737
00:29:00,581 --> 00:29:02,061
Don't listen
to the detective, darling.
738
00:29:02,261 --> 00:29:03,217
She's trying
to trick you.
739
00:29:03,421 --> 00:29:04,252
You just look
into my eyes
740
00:29:04,461 --> 00:29:06,100
so we can prove to her
that she's wrong.
741
00:29:07,101 --> 00:29:09,741
Now, you're too sophisticated
742
00:29:09,941 --> 00:29:12,251
to care about your boring
flatmate's trifles, aren't you?
743
00:29:12,461 --> 00:29:15,215
Tell me, what is it
that you really desire?
744
00:29:16,781 --> 00:29:17,692
I...
745
00:29:18,861 --> 00:29:19,897
I...
746
00:29:20,101 --> 00:29:20,898
Yeah.
747
00:29:21,101 --> 00:29:22,296
...want to...
748
00:29:23,421 --> 00:29:26,016
stop posing and lying!
749
00:29:26,781 --> 00:29:28,340
It takes so much effort
750
00:29:28,541 --> 00:29:30,533
to make these pics look
so effortless.
751
00:29:30,741 --> 00:29:31,652
It's exhausting!
752
00:29:31,861 --> 00:29:34,057
Well, so you're saying
it's just all a facade?
753
00:29:34,741 --> 00:29:36,573
I don't even know
what that word means!
754
00:29:36,781 --> 00:29:38,579
I'm not worldly at all!
755
00:29:42,141 --> 00:29:44,258
# Barbados?
756
00:29:44,981 --> 00:29:46,938
More like
# Bogus.
757
00:29:47,221 --> 00:29:48,257
The most exotic place
758
00:29:48,461 --> 00:29:50,020
I've ever been
is the gym's sauna.
759
00:29:50,221 --> 00:29:51,860
But you said
you didn't work out.
760
00:29:52,381 --> 00:29:53,895
Of course I do.
761
00:29:54,101 --> 00:29:56,138
With real equipment,
at a gym,
762
00:29:56,581 --> 00:29:57,776
not in my living room.
763
00:29:57,981 --> 00:29:59,938
So you're still saying
that the dumbbell is Kim's?
764
00:30:00,141 --> 00:30:04,340
Yeah. She tried everything to be
part of my glamorous lifestyle.
765
00:30:04,581 --> 00:30:06,140
She was even planning
on getting surgery
766
00:30:06,381 --> 00:30:07,576
once all the money came in.
767
00:30:07,981 --> 00:30:08,778
What money?
768
00:30:09,021 --> 00:30:09,818
I don't know,
769
00:30:10,021 --> 00:30:11,933
but she made it sound
life-changing.
770
00:30:13,381 --> 00:30:14,132
Maybe the motive
771
00:30:14,341 --> 00:30:15,695
for Kim's murder
was financial.
772
00:30:15,901 --> 00:30:17,972
Maybe she was coming
into some inheritance,
773
00:30:18,181 --> 00:30:19,695
and someone wasn't
happy about it.
774
00:30:19,981 --> 00:30:21,779
I can't believe
Esther was a fake.
775
00:30:22,021 --> 00:30:23,660
I mean, how did I
completely misjudge her?
776
00:30:23,901 --> 00:30:24,971
Lucifer, are you listening?
777
00:30:25,181 --> 00:30:26,456
We need to look
into this windfall.
778
00:30:26,741 --> 00:30:28,016
Detective, I think
779
00:30:28,221 --> 00:30:29,211
I've been spending too
much time with you.
780
00:30:29,421 --> 00:30:31,617
It's turned my
top hat radar rusty.
781
00:30:31,821 --> 00:30:33,414
- What?
- But no offense, but I think I need
782
00:30:33,661 --> 00:30:34,981
to go and hang out with
some interesting people
783
00:30:35,181 --> 00:30:36,900
before you turn
me into a shoe.
784
00:30:50,301 --> 00:30:51,621
- I'm sorry.
- Mm.
785
00:30:51,821 --> 00:30:53,141
I don't regret meeting you.
786
00:30:53,541 --> 00:30:55,692
I just...
It's a lot.
787
00:30:56,421 --> 00:30:58,333
I've calmed down now,
so can we go?
788
00:30:58,901 --> 00:31:00,381
Lie down with me, Linda.
789
00:31:00,581 --> 00:31:02,891
On the... on the sand?
790
00:31:05,061 --> 00:31:05,892
Oh, okay.
791
00:31:10,221 --> 00:31:11,337
Listen,
792
00:31:12,541 --> 00:31:16,251
there was a time when I, too,
thought that I knew everything.
793
00:31:17,341 --> 00:31:20,493
This was... this was back
when I was an angel
794
00:31:21,341 --> 00:31:25,096
and spent all my time
looking down on the world.
795
00:31:28,541 --> 00:31:29,338
But, you see, I found
796
00:31:29,541 --> 00:31:31,214
that it takes looking up
to gain perspective.
797
00:31:31,421 --> 00:31:32,980
It's a good reminder
of just how much
798
00:31:33,221 --> 00:31:34,735
there is that we don't know.
799
00:31:36,021 --> 00:31:37,057
Linda...
800
00:31:39,461 --> 00:31:41,020
if you really
think about it...
801
00:31:42,821 --> 00:31:45,211
do you have any fewer
questions than you used to?
802
00:31:46,181 --> 00:31:47,331
When you didn't know?
803
00:31:47,541 --> 00:31:49,737
I mean, they're...
they're different questions,
804
00:31:50,141 --> 00:31:51,734
but there are just
as many, maybe more.
805
00:31:51,941 --> 00:31:52,772
So you're still every bit
806
00:31:52,981 --> 00:31:54,893
the clueless idiot
that you always were?
807
00:32:02,261 --> 00:32:03,581
That helps.
808
00:32:06,421 --> 00:32:08,094
Still sucks about
the chameleon, though.
809
00:32:18,461 --> 00:32:19,895
Thank you.
810
00:32:27,861 --> 00:32:30,012
I can't find any sign
of that windfall.
811
00:32:31,181 --> 00:32:33,571
As far as I can tell, there was
no money coming Kim's way.
812
00:32:33,821 --> 00:32:35,050
Oh, there's got
to be something.
813
00:32:35,261 --> 00:32:36,217
There is.
814
00:32:37,381 --> 00:32:38,781
Charlotte,
what are you doing here?
815
00:32:39,741 --> 00:32:42,176
I felt unsettled
about lying to you.
816
00:32:42,381 --> 00:32:44,816
Um, I thought I could make up
for it by making myself useful.
817
00:32:45,021 --> 00:32:49,493
So, I overheard you talking
about finding a connection
818
00:32:49,701 --> 00:32:51,499
between the dead girl
and that exclusive dating app.
819
00:32:51,701 --> 00:32:53,454
So I did a little digging,
and I found one...
820
00:32:53,661 --> 00:32:55,653
- Well, we're long past that.
- Are you sure?
821
00:32:55,861 --> 00:32:57,420
I had to pull some strings
to get this.
822
00:32:57,621 --> 00:32:59,453
It's an employment
contract
823
00:32:59,661 --> 00:33:01,459
between Kim
and the owner of the app,
824
00:33:01,661 --> 00:33:02,697
Mack something.
825
00:33:03,101 --> 00:33:05,457
Drawn up two years ago
in total secrecy.
826
00:33:05,861 --> 00:33:08,217
But Mack said
that he hadn't met Kim
827
00:33:08,421 --> 00:33:09,332
until she called him that night.
828
00:33:09,541 --> 00:33:10,611
Oh, he met her, all right.
829
00:33:10,861 --> 00:33:12,056
Kim hired him.
830
00:33:12,301 --> 00:33:13,621
She hired him?
831
00:33:14,181 --> 00:33:15,854
And then hacked his app?
It doesn't make sense.
832
00:33:16,061 --> 00:33:17,051
Unless...
833
00:33:17,661 --> 00:33:18,811
she didn't hack it.
834
00:33:19,341 --> 00:33:22,618
Top Meet's encryption protocol
is impossible to crack.
835
00:33:22,861 --> 00:33:24,500
Except to the person
who built it.
836
00:33:24,741 --> 00:33:25,379
Exactly.
837
00:33:25,661 --> 00:33:27,539
So, if Kim created Top Meet,
838
00:33:27,901 --> 00:33:28,937
then who the hell is Mack?
839
00:33:29,221 --> 00:33:31,781
Well, no computer whiz,
that's for sure.
840
00:33:31,981 --> 00:33:32,732
C-minus student,
841
00:33:32,941 --> 00:33:34,421
barely graduated
high school.
842
00:33:35,061 --> 00:33:37,451
Voted Most Likely
to Sleep His Way to the Top.
843
00:33:37,661 --> 00:33:39,573
And guess what he was
doing before Top Meet.
844
00:33:39,821 --> 00:33:41,016
Spin instructor.
845
00:33:41,261 --> 00:33:42,775
Okay, wh-why would Kim
hire him, though,
846
00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:45,138
if she's this genius
computer engineer?
847
00:33:45,341 --> 00:33:46,821
What does he bring
to the equation?
848
00:33:47,061 --> 00:33:48,654
Uh... that.
849
00:33:49,141 --> 00:33:50,416
Look at him
and then look at her.
850
00:33:50,621 --> 00:33:51,850
If both came to you
851
00:33:52,061 --> 00:33:53,859
asking for funding for
an elite dating app,
852
00:33:54,061 --> 00:33:55,211
whose project
would you invest in?
853
00:33:55,421 --> 00:33:57,811
Well, yeah, if you're being
all superfish and whatevs.
854
00:33:58,021 --> 00:33:59,250
Which many people are.
855
00:33:59,461 --> 00:34:02,420
Maybe Kim felt she wasn't
fancy-schmancy enough,
856
00:34:02,661 --> 00:34:04,698
so she hid the fact
that she was the creator,
857
00:34:04,901 --> 00:34:07,496
and hired pretty boy Mack here
to be the facade.
858
00:34:07,701 --> 00:34:10,011
In secret. Explains
why it didn't come up
859
00:34:10,221 --> 00:34:12,178
- in the background check.
- So Kim's insecurities
860
00:34:12,421 --> 00:34:13,616
allowed Mack to take the credit.
861
00:34:14,141 --> 00:34:15,131
And the money.
862
00:34:15,581 --> 00:34:17,220
Which she wanted
to take back.
863
00:34:17,501 --> 00:34:18,855
That's the windfall
she was expecting.
864
00:34:19,221 --> 00:34:20,450
It's a strong motive
for him to kill her.
865
00:34:20,661 --> 00:34:22,141
- Yeah, but didn't his alibi check out?
- He could have
866
00:34:22,341 --> 00:34:24,731
easily convinced one of his
employees to lie for him.
867
00:34:26,341 --> 00:34:27,695
It's a solid theory,
but still,
868
00:34:27,901 --> 00:34:30,097
it's just a theory... we need proof.
869
00:34:30,301 --> 00:34:31,621
I really wish we had
that murderous dumbbell
870
00:34:31,861 --> 00:34:33,295
- right about now.
- Well, if Mack did it,
871
00:34:33,501 --> 00:34:35,936
- I think we know where to find it.
- Hmm? We do?
872
00:34:36,661 --> 00:34:37,333
Uh, there's a good chance
873
00:34:37,541 --> 00:34:39,180
the murder weapon
is at Mack's place.
874
00:34:39,381 --> 00:34:41,293
Seasoned killers know
to leave it at the scene,
875
00:34:41,501 --> 00:34:43,811
but first-timers,
they tend to take it with them.
876
00:34:44,181 --> 00:34:47,219
I can't count the times I've
allegedly helped a client unmake
877
00:34:47,421 --> 00:34:48,650
that mistake.
878
00:34:49,461 --> 00:34:50,417
Really?
879
00:34:50,621 --> 00:34:52,101
What? I said "allegedly."
880
00:34:53,701 --> 00:34:55,772
We need to get a search warrant
for Mack's place.
881
00:34:55,981 --> 00:34:58,018
- Yeah, good luck with that.
- Excuse me?
882
00:34:58,301 --> 00:35:00,418
Mack's lawyer will argue
that all you have is conjecture
883
00:35:00,621 --> 00:35:01,896
based on circumstantial
evidence,
884
00:35:02,141 --> 00:35:03,336
and any judge will agree.
885
00:35:03,781 --> 00:35:05,261
You're never getting
that warrant.
886
00:35:05,461 --> 00:35:09,341
Well, then it's a good thing
I am exactly our killer's type.
887
00:35:11,461 --> 00:35:13,976
Mack! I love the place.
888
00:35:14,181 --> 00:35:15,331
Mr. Morningstar.
889
00:35:15,661 --> 00:35:18,335
How about
a gentlemen's weekend in Vegas?
890
00:35:18,541 --> 00:35:20,772
I need to scrape the rust
off my playboy ways, and you're
891
00:35:20,981 --> 00:35:22,051
just the chap to help this Devil
892
00:35:22,261 --> 00:35:23,411
get his groove back.
What do you say?
893
00:35:23,661 --> 00:35:25,220
That sounds fun.
894
00:35:25,421 --> 00:35:26,537
- Yeah.
- Uh...
895
00:35:27,021 --> 00:35:30,219
but I'm afraid I have
a previous engagement.
896
00:35:30,461 --> 00:35:31,338
Oh?
897
00:35:42,541 --> 00:35:44,772
Some alone time
with the detective?
898
00:35:44,981 --> 00:35:47,212
- Not alone anymore.
- Oh, Mack.
899
00:35:48,421 --> 00:35:49,616
I suppose we all have
our low points.
900
00:35:49,821 --> 00:35:50,698
But not to worry,
901
00:35:50,901 --> 00:35:52,540
I've got a chopper waiting...
if we leave now,
902
00:35:52,741 --> 00:35:54,095
we can still make the
Encore pool party.
903
00:35:54,301 --> 00:35:56,338
I'm afraid
you're gonna have to leave,
904
00:35:56,581 --> 00:35:57,537
Detective... I'm
trying to kick off
905
00:35:57,741 --> 00:35:59,653
a Most Interesting
Bachelors' Bacchanalian here.
906
00:35:59,901 --> 00:36:01,574
You leave. I'm having fun.
907
00:36:01,821 --> 00:36:03,414
Something going on
between you two?
908
00:36:03,661 --> 00:36:05,334
- Absolutely not.
- Absolutely not.
909
00:36:05,901 --> 00:36:07,017
I'm gonna grab a beer.
910
00:36:07,341 --> 00:36:09,697
Decide for yourselves who gets
the pleasure of my company.
911
00:36:09,901 --> 00:36:11,972
Okay.
912
00:36:12,181 --> 00:36:13,501
Well, I didn't have him
pegged for your type.
913
00:36:13,701 --> 00:36:14,691
I thought you
preferred them boring.
914
00:36:14,901 --> 00:36:15,971
You think I'm on a date?
915
00:36:16,301 --> 00:36:18,133
I am here looking
for the murder weapon, Lucifer.
916
00:36:18,421 --> 00:36:20,014
What, so now you think
Mack's the killer?
917
00:36:20,261 --> 00:36:23,015
You're just profiling
fabulous people, aren't you?
918
00:36:23,301 --> 00:36:25,213
Enough with this crusade
against us already.
919
00:36:25,421 --> 00:36:26,775
Mack isn't fabulous.
920
00:36:27,021 --> 00:36:28,250
Kim created Top Meet.
921
00:36:28,461 --> 00:36:29,611
He stole it.
922
00:36:30,261 --> 00:36:30,933
What?
923
00:36:33,101 --> 00:36:34,740
- Another phony?
- Yes.
924
00:36:37,261 --> 00:36:39,378
I suppose that explains the
self-aggrandizing artwork.
925
00:36:39,581 --> 00:36:40,332
Would you just help me
926
00:36:40,541 --> 00:36:41,258
find the weapon?
927
00:36:41,461 --> 00:36:42,781
Please?
928
00:36:42,981 --> 00:36:46,133
Okay, fine, in my experience,
it's, uh, usually in the toilet.
929
00:36:46,341 --> 00:36:47,013
Oh, I checked there.
930
00:36:47,701 --> 00:36:49,021
Uh... freezer?
931
00:36:49,301 --> 00:36:50,178
It's not there, either.
932
00:36:50,541 --> 00:36:51,577
Well, the fireplace, then.
933
00:36:51,981 --> 00:36:53,461
Oh, Lucifer.
934
00:36:53,661 --> 00:36:54,572
There's no way.
935
00:36:54,781 --> 00:36:55,498
I mean,
936
00:36:55,701 --> 00:36:57,181
could he really be
dumb enough to...
937
00:36:57,421 --> 00:36:58,855
to...
938
00:36:59,981 --> 00:37:00,812
Lucifer.
939
00:37:01,101 --> 00:37:02,012
Wha...
940
00:37:02,861 --> 00:37:03,499
Ah.
941
00:37:03,741 --> 00:37:05,414
Well, I think you put
the dumb into dumbbell.
942
00:37:05,701 --> 00:37:07,215
Decided against the beer...
943
00:37:09,301 --> 00:37:11,657
two cops showing up
at my house on the same day.
944
00:37:12,261 --> 00:37:14,981
Uh, figured that
must not be a coincidence.
945
00:37:16,421 --> 00:37:17,377
Still think I'm dumb?
946
00:37:17,781 --> 00:37:19,932
Basic deduction
doesn't make you a genius, Mack.
947
00:37:20,141 --> 00:37:21,291
But then again,
you're used to taking
948
00:37:21,501 --> 00:37:22,491
more credit than you deserve.
949
00:37:22,701 --> 00:37:25,853
Yes, Mack...
or should I say... Hack?
950
00:37:27,901 --> 00:37:29,176
Waste of a pun. You're
gonna have to spell it out
951
00:37:29,381 --> 00:37:30,337
for him, Detective.
952
00:37:30,581 --> 00:37:32,459
We know that Kim
created Top Meet.
953
00:37:32,741 --> 00:37:35,381
Oh, yeah? You know she was
also gonna destroy it, too?
954
00:37:36,021 --> 00:37:37,694
She sneaks onto the site,
goes on one good date,
955
00:37:37,901 --> 00:37:39,972
and then wants to make the app
more accessible.
956
00:37:40,661 --> 00:37:41,492
So stupid!
957
00:37:41,701 --> 00:37:43,818
What's stupid
about thinking someone deserves
958
00:37:44,021 --> 00:37:45,853
to be loved
for who they really are?
959
00:37:46,101 --> 00:37:47,615
Kim was the
brains, Mack.
960
00:37:48,221 --> 00:37:49,450
You were just the face.
961
00:37:49,821 --> 00:37:51,255
Just the face?
962
00:37:52,141 --> 00:37:53,860
Kim was Wozniak. I'm Jobs.
963
00:37:54,101 --> 00:37:55,774
No one gives a crap
about Wozniak.
964
00:37:56,021 --> 00:37:59,378
Oh, please, Mack.
What you are is a fraud.
965
00:37:59,701 --> 00:38:01,420
Which, unfortunately,
makes you boring.
966
00:38:01,661 --> 00:38:03,254
And predictable. Watch.
967
00:38:05,061 --> 00:38:07,132
- Put that down.
- Or what?
968
00:38:07,341 --> 00:38:09,298
You're gonna blow your own face
to smithereens, Mack?
969
00:38:09,501 --> 00:38:11,060
It's quite heavy,
isn't it? At least
970
00:38:11,261 --> 00:38:12,251
they got the density right.
971
00:38:12,461 --> 00:38:13,099
Ooh!
972
00:38:13,301 --> 00:38:14,371
Heads up!
973
00:38:24,421 --> 00:38:25,616
Nice catch.
974
00:38:28,741 --> 00:38:30,141
Today interesting
enough for you?
975
00:38:30,421 --> 00:38:31,980
Well, beats Monopoly.
976
00:38:37,741 --> 00:38:38,777
But in the end,
977
00:38:39,021 --> 00:38:40,455
the shoe turned out
to be interesting,
978
00:38:40,661 --> 00:38:42,414
and the top hat, boring.
979
00:38:42,621 --> 00:38:47,059
Right. So you're gonna
embrace your boring side now?
980
00:38:47,261 --> 00:38:49,059
Well, I would,
but I have no boring side.
981
00:38:49,261 --> 00:38:51,492
- Ah.
- Even the most trivial of nights takes a turn
982
00:38:51,741 --> 00:38:53,095
for the exciting
when I'm involved.
983
00:38:53,301 --> 00:38:55,054
I just got to throw
a man's own head at him.
984
00:38:56,421 --> 00:38:58,811
That sounds... painful.
985
00:38:59,021 --> 00:39:00,853
Oh, don't worry,
he deserved it...
986
00:39:01,221 --> 00:39:02,974
for pretending to be
something he wasn't.
987
00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:05,572
I mean, people really do waste
an awful lot of time
988
00:39:06,381 --> 00:39:08,612
trying to be interesting.
989
00:39:09,141 --> 00:39:09,779
People.
990
00:39:09,981 --> 00:39:11,017
Not you, though.
991
00:39:11,261 --> 00:39:13,253
Oh, no. To me,
it just comes effortlessly.
992
00:39:13,501 --> 00:39:15,811
All I have to do
is just be myself.
993
00:39:16,341 --> 00:39:17,013
Hmm.
994
00:39:17,221 --> 00:39:18,575
Mm.
995
00:39:18,821 --> 00:39:20,813
But what I really want
to know is,
996
00:39:21,581 --> 00:39:22,731
how have you been doing?
997
00:39:25,381 --> 00:39:26,371
Well...
998
00:39:28,341 --> 00:39:30,412
I was in a really dark place.
999
00:39:32,341 --> 00:39:33,297
But...
1000
00:39:33,821 --> 00:39:36,700
someone helped me
gain perspective.
1001
00:39:37,741 --> 00:39:39,380
How's that saying go?
1002
00:39:41,141 --> 00:39:42,621
We're all in the gutter,
1003
00:39:42,821 --> 00:39:44,653
but some of us are
looking up at the stars.
1004
00:39:44,861 --> 00:39:46,375
The stars are just gas bags,
1005
00:39:46,581 --> 00:39:47,981
and I never would have
fed Oscar that line
1006
00:39:48,181 --> 00:39:50,821
had I known how much I'd have to
hear people quote it back to me.
1007
00:39:51,301 --> 00:39:52,530
Oscar freakin' Wilde?
1008
00:39:52,821 --> 00:39:54,414
- Mm-hmm.
- Really?
1009
00:39:54,621 --> 00:39:56,533
Now, he was an interesting bachelor.
1010
00:39:57,941 --> 00:40:00,331
Anyway, I'm glad to hear
that you are doing better.
1011
00:40:00,581 --> 00:40:02,015
This calls
for a celebration.
1012
00:40:02,621 --> 00:40:03,691
So...
1013
00:40:04,901 --> 00:40:06,301
Oscar, huh?
1014
00:40:07,261 --> 00:40:08,297
Mm.
1015
00:40:08,541 --> 00:40:10,498
- Tell me everything.
- Well...
1016
00:40:10,741 --> 00:40:12,460
he was straight
when I first met him.
1017
00:40:17,101 --> 00:40:17,898
Oh, God!
1018
00:40:19,701 --> 00:40:20,737
That one was all you.
1019
00:40:20,941 --> 00:40:22,375
I was about to knock.
1020
00:40:24,421 --> 00:40:27,414
There's...
something I need to tell you.
1021
00:40:28,101 --> 00:40:29,057
Funny.
1022
00:40:29,901 --> 00:40:32,416
There's actually something
I need to tell you, too.
1023
00:40:34,101 --> 00:40:35,057
Thank you.
1024
00:40:35,781 --> 00:40:38,694
That contract helped put
a killer behind bars.
1025
00:40:39,541 --> 00:40:40,338
You did a good thing.
1026
00:40:40,581 --> 00:40:41,537
I stole it.
1027
00:40:41,821 --> 00:40:43,050
Aw, man.
1028
00:40:43,661 --> 00:40:44,617
Seriously?
1029
00:40:46,101 --> 00:40:47,057
You know what?
1030
00:40:47,381 --> 00:40:48,895
It still counts, okay?
1031
00:40:49,101 --> 00:40:50,694
You did a bad thing.
1032
00:40:51,341 --> 00:40:54,573
But it was for
a good reason.
1033
00:40:54,821 --> 00:40:55,732
- Really?
- Yes.
1034
00:40:55,941 --> 00:40:57,978
But only if,
in good faith,
1035
00:40:58,341 --> 00:41:00,333
you try to do it
the right way first.
1036
00:41:00,621 --> 00:41:02,533
Being good
takes practice.
1037
00:41:03,021 --> 00:41:04,853
Okay? So just keep at it,
1038
00:41:05,061 --> 00:41:07,018
and you'll get better.
1039
00:41:08,261 --> 00:41:10,332
I guess I should take
that job, then.
1040
00:41:11,181 --> 00:41:12,297
What job?
1041
00:41:13,101 --> 00:41:15,616
I've been offered a position
in the D.A.'s office to...
1042
00:41:16,901 --> 00:41:19,336
help put criminals away
for a change.
1043
00:41:19,541 --> 00:41:21,533
Yeah, but like you would
ever take that pay cut.
1044
00:41:21,741 --> 00:41:23,016
Yeah, I know.
1045
00:41:23,901 --> 00:41:24,732
But anyway,
1046
00:41:24,981 --> 00:41:26,813
um, sometimes there's
more important things...
1047
00:41:28,261 --> 00:41:28,978
than money.
1048
00:41:29,181 --> 00:41:33,016
Oh, yeah. Yeah, like
all the things money can buy.
1049
00:41:33,221 --> 00:41:35,816
Too late...
you talked me into it.
1050
00:41:36,581 --> 00:41:37,298
I did?
1051
00:41:37,501 --> 00:41:40,300
Yes. This job is
the perfect place...
1052
00:41:40,941 --> 00:41:43,217
to practice
this "being good" thing.
1053
00:41:43,981 --> 00:41:44,858
And bonus.
1054
00:41:45,861 --> 00:41:47,580
I'll be around here more.
1055
00:41:50,501 --> 00:41:51,776
Yeah.
1056
00:41:52,861 --> 00:41:54,261
Bonus.
1057
00:41:57,061 --> 00:41:58,814
So, how did
Lucinda do, Mom?
1058
00:42:00,021 --> 00:42:02,297
Uh, she did... okay.
1059
00:42:02,741 --> 00:42:04,698
Helped us catch the
bad guy in the end.
1060
00:42:05,221 --> 00:42:06,814
- Thank you.
- No, I meant...
1061
00:42:07,381 --> 00:42:09,338
how did meeting new people
at the party go?
1062
00:42:09,701 --> 00:42:10,691
Oh.
1063
00:42:11,781 --> 00:42:13,215
Well, um...
1064
00:42:13,421 --> 00:42:16,220
I actually...
had a pretty good time.
1065
00:42:17,101 --> 00:42:20,139
I mean, but only once I...
stopped being Lucinda
1066
00:42:20,381 --> 00:42:22,418
and started being myself.
1067
00:42:25,261 --> 00:42:27,901
You know, it can be scary
sometimes, but...
1068
00:42:28,981 --> 00:42:32,258
being who you really are
is never a bad idea.
1069
00:42:33,021 --> 00:42:34,375
Hey, there's a piece missing.
1070
00:42:48,381 --> 00:42:49,531
Lucifer.
1071
00:42:51,781 --> 00:42:52,453
Are you coming?
1072
00:42:52,661 --> 00:42:53,856
Uh...
1073
00:42:54,101 --> 00:42:56,138
how about a nice
round of Monopoly?
1074
00:42:56,661 --> 00:42:57,492
No?
1075
00:42:57,981 --> 00:42:59,973
Little face-
painting, maybe?
1076
00:43:02,421 --> 00:43:03,696
I didn't think so.
1077
00:43:05,061 --> 00:43:06,017
Hmm.