1 00:00:01,141 --> 00:00:03,656 - Previously on Lucifer... - We're separated. 2 00:00:03,901 --> 00:00:06,018 Sign the divorce papers. 3 00:00:06,221 --> 00:00:07,860 What's with the cold shoulder? You seduced me. 4 00:00:08,061 --> 00:00:09,734 You almost die, and then you ghost me for weeks. 5 00:00:10,341 --> 00:00:11,900 Nothing about any of that makes any sense to me. 6 00:00:12,101 --> 00:00:13,774 Doesn't make any sense to me, either. 7 00:00:13,981 --> 00:00:17,531 I used to see a light in you. All I see now is darkness. 8 00:00:17,741 --> 00:00:19,733 I just wanted to say thank you 9 00:00:20,061 --> 00:00:21,620 for saving my life. 10 00:00:21,941 --> 00:00:22,692 Decker, gun! 11 00:00:23,061 --> 00:00:23,858 He saved my life. 12 00:00:24,101 --> 00:00:24,739 Chloe's fine. 13 00:00:24,981 --> 00:00:25,732 Luckily, Pierce was with her. 14 00:00:25,981 --> 00:00:27,051 But I wasn't. 15 00:00:27,261 --> 00:00:29,696 - Happy birthday, Detective. - Beautiful. 16 00:00:29,941 --> 00:00:31,614 - What is it? - It's the bullet. 17 00:00:31,861 --> 00:00:32,772 From when you shot me. 18 00:00:32,981 --> 00:00:33,619 Oh. 19 00:00:39,181 --> 00:00:42,174 Mm, this is a new one on me, Detective. 20 00:00:42,381 --> 00:00:44,850 Mm, mm, well, 21 00:00:45,061 --> 00:00:46,290 there's a first time for everything. 22 00:00:46,541 --> 00:00:47,861 Yes, but I've heard it can take hours. 23 00:00:48,061 --> 00:00:49,859 I'm not sure even I have the endurance for that. 24 00:00:50,061 --> 00:00:51,859 - Mm... - Don't worry, I'll help you. 25 00:00:52,781 --> 00:00:53,817 I'll be the top hat. 26 00:00:54,541 --> 00:00:56,294 I will be the race car, 27 00:00:56,581 --> 00:00:59,335 because I'm gonna leave you both in the dust. 28 00:00:59,541 --> 00:01:00,657 Very funny. 29 00:01:01,181 --> 00:01:02,456 Uh, wheelbarrow, 30 00:01:02,821 --> 00:01:03,937 shoe, ah... 31 00:01:04,461 --> 00:01:05,577 Guess I'm gonna have to be the shot glass. 32 00:01:05,781 --> 00:01:07,818 - Cheers. - Oh, that's a thimble. 33 00:01:08,101 --> 00:01:11,060 What? What? I want to conquer real estate, not mend socks. 34 00:01:11,301 --> 00:01:12,655 - So then be the shoe. - Please, 35 00:01:12,901 --> 00:01:13,937 I am not a shoe. 36 00:01:14,141 --> 00:01:16,133 Clearly I'm a top hat, so come on, hand it over. 37 00:01:16,421 --> 00:01:18,936 Want it? It's gonna cost you. 38 00:01:19,301 --> 00:01:22,692 Oh, well, name your price, urchin. 39 00:01:23,541 --> 00:01:25,373 Oh, I'm not talking fake money. 40 00:01:25,661 --> 00:01:27,732 Oh, wow, she slammed you. 41 00:01:46,621 --> 00:01:47,532 Imagine my disappointment 42 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:50,734 when I realized there was no raging party. 43 00:01:51,381 --> 00:01:52,861 It's a security thing. 44 00:01:53,061 --> 00:01:54,131 Worked for that Home Alone kid, 45 00:01:54,341 --> 00:01:56,094 but, obviously, you can't take a hint. 46 00:01:56,301 --> 00:01:57,974 Wasn't I being clear last time I kicked you out? 47 00:01:58,181 --> 00:01:59,934 Oh, clearly being a jerk. 48 00:02:00,141 --> 00:02:03,293 Which is exactly why I came to look in on you. 49 00:02:03,501 --> 00:02:05,697 You see, we need the most love 50 00:02:05,901 --> 00:02:06,937 when we're being most unlovable. 51 00:02:07,141 --> 00:02:09,133 No offense, Brother, but I don't need love from you. 52 00:02:09,341 --> 00:02:10,775 I get plenty from naked strangers. 53 00:02:10,981 --> 00:02:12,017 And speaking of, I'm spent. 54 00:02:12,221 --> 00:02:13,337 So, if you don't mind... 55 00:02:13,541 --> 00:02:14,418 That's where you've been, then, 56 00:02:14,621 --> 00:02:16,453 having sex with the nameless masses? 57 00:02:16,661 --> 00:02:19,096 Oh, you know me, Brother, wine, women and song. 58 00:02:19,341 --> 00:02:22,334 Just, come on, run along. I don't need a babysitter. 59 00:02:24,821 --> 00:02:26,096 Your cheek says otherwise. 60 00:02:27,621 --> 00:02:29,852 Well, it turns out "Bruce Lee mid-fly kick" 61 00:02:30,101 --> 00:02:31,820 wasn't in the artist's repertoire. 62 00:02:34,061 --> 00:02:36,132 Look, I had to cut a deal with the detective's offspring. 63 00:02:36,621 --> 00:02:38,180 So that's who you were with... 64 00:02:39,021 --> 00:02:40,421 Chloe and Trixie. 65 00:02:40,821 --> 00:02:42,460 Well, so much for wine, women and song. 66 00:02:42,701 --> 00:02:44,658 Technically, all of those things were represented, 67 00:02:44,861 --> 00:02:47,137 when you count the post-game karaoke. 68 00:02:47,341 --> 00:02:50,015 Luci, there's absolutely nothing wrong with... 69 00:02:50,221 --> 00:02:52,099 with enjoying a quiet night in. 70 00:02:52,301 --> 00:02:54,258 I did not say that I enjoyed it. 71 00:02:54,501 --> 00:02:56,220 Yeah, right. Honestly, Luci, who cares 72 00:02:56,461 --> 00:02:58,373 how you spend your nights? 73 00:02:58,781 --> 00:03:00,420 Um, everyone. 74 00:03:01,021 --> 00:03:03,217 My exciting lifestyle gives regular people 75 00:03:03,421 --> 00:03:05,492 something to aspire to... I provide hope. 76 00:03:05,701 --> 00:03:07,932 I see. And how does Linda feel about this 77 00:03:08,181 --> 00:03:09,251 little ruse of yours? 78 00:03:09,461 --> 00:03:11,817 I'm sure that the doctor would love to dissect me, 79 00:03:12,061 --> 00:03:13,131 but she's taken some time off 80 00:03:13,341 --> 00:03:15,060 to deal with a death in the family, so... 81 00:03:17,261 --> 00:03:18,581 I had no idea. 82 00:03:19,981 --> 00:03:20,892 I should go check on her. 83 00:03:21,261 --> 00:03:23,696 Yes, excellent idea. You do that. 84 00:03:24,461 --> 00:03:26,259 Luci, I'm liking this new you. 85 00:03:27,381 --> 00:03:28,701 Boring suits you, Brother. 86 00:03:31,501 --> 00:03:33,697 Now, this poor victim, 87 00:03:33,901 --> 00:03:35,096 she is boring. 88 00:03:35,741 --> 00:03:37,972 - We don't know anything about her. - Oh, don't we? 89 00:03:38,181 --> 00:03:40,491 Generic artwork, dull clothes, 90 00:03:40,701 --> 00:03:41,771 beige furniture. 91 00:03:41,981 --> 00:03:43,973 I mean, even her fruit bowl's so tragically safe... 92 00:03:44,221 --> 00:03:45,575 no mangoes, no papayas. 93 00:03:45,781 --> 00:03:47,181 Not even a measly avocado. 94 00:03:47,741 --> 00:03:49,494 Her name's Kim Jones, 29. 95 00:03:49,701 --> 00:03:50,612 She's a computer engineer. 96 00:03:50,821 --> 00:03:52,414 We ran a full background check, 97 00:03:52,621 --> 00:03:54,214 but we couldn't find anything noteworthy. 98 00:03:54,821 --> 00:03:56,301 A fellow nerd. 99 00:03:56,701 --> 00:03:58,181 I'm sure you're in a better place now. 100 00:03:58,381 --> 00:03:59,895 Well, even if she's in the worst place, 101 00:04:00,101 --> 00:04:01,581 it'd be far more interesting than this, 102 00:04:01,821 --> 00:04:03,972 because this poor lady, definitely a shoe. 103 00:04:04,781 --> 00:04:05,771 Any idea what he's talking about? 104 00:04:06,501 --> 00:04:09,061 Oh, the other night we played Monopoly. 105 00:04:09,621 --> 00:04:10,850 So, that's that story. 106 00:04:11,061 --> 00:04:12,177 Ella, what's the cause of death? 107 00:04:12,381 --> 00:04:13,451 Uh, BABFT. 108 00:04:14,061 --> 00:04:14,733 Hmm? 109 00:04:14,941 --> 00:04:16,739 Big-ass blunt force trauma to the head. 110 00:04:17,221 --> 00:04:18,621 Murder weapon's missing, 111 00:04:18,821 --> 00:04:22,098 but we are looking for something small and compact. 112 00:04:22,541 --> 00:04:24,737 Surprisingly heavy for its size. 113 00:04:25,501 --> 00:04:26,935 Kind of like my Aunt Rosalita. 114 00:04:27,181 --> 00:04:28,410 I wish Amenadiel were here so he could see 115 00:04:28,621 --> 00:04:30,135 what boring actually looks like. 116 00:04:30,341 --> 00:04:32,219 Can you believe that he said I've become boring? 117 00:04:32,421 --> 00:04:33,411 It's absurd. 118 00:04:33,621 --> 00:04:34,452 Oh, I don't know. 119 00:04:34,661 --> 00:04:36,778 Monopoly doesn't really sound like the old Lucifer. 120 00:04:37,181 --> 00:04:38,501 And I have to say, you have become a bit 121 00:04:38,701 --> 00:04:40,101 more normal. 122 00:04:40,301 --> 00:04:42,099 - How dare you. - Crazy idea. 123 00:04:42,301 --> 00:04:44,213 Let's talk less about Lucifer and more about the murder. 124 00:04:44,421 --> 00:04:46,253 Crime-scene selfies? Really? 125 00:04:46,581 --> 00:04:47,731 Classy move. 126 00:04:47,941 --> 00:04:50,820 And that is Esther, our victim's roommate. 127 00:04:51,021 --> 00:04:53,331 She found the body when she came home from partying. 128 00:04:53,581 --> 00:04:55,459 Well, what's such a dynamic young lady doing 129 00:04:55,661 --> 00:04:56,936 living with a... Kim? 130 00:04:57,941 --> 00:04:59,057 Oh, never mind, she looks traumatized. 131 00:04:59,261 --> 00:05:00,661 - I'll go comfort her. - Uh-huh. 132 00:05:01,181 --> 00:05:02,615 - Excuse me. Excuse me. - Hel... 133 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:04,536 No photos at a crime scene. 134 00:05:05,061 --> 00:05:06,131 Sorry. 135 00:05:07,821 --> 00:05:10,461 Not even one last one with the handsome cop? 136 00:05:10,661 --> 00:05:12,618 Don't let the boring detective spoil things. 137 00:05:12,821 --> 00:05:13,857 It would be my pleasure. 138 00:05:16,021 --> 00:05:16,932 Right. 139 00:05:17,861 --> 00:05:19,181 Oh. 140 00:05:19,381 --> 00:05:20,610 Bless your heart. 141 00:05:21,861 --> 00:05:22,977 Obviously, I'm far too well-dressed 142 00:05:23,221 --> 00:05:23,972 to be a cop. 143 00:05:25,021 --> 00:05:26,375 So, I take it that 144 00:05:26,581 --> 00:05:28,334 you aren't close with your roommate? 145 00:05:29,341 --> 00:05:32,334 No, I don't spend much time here. 146 00:05:32,581 --> 00:05:34,891 Obviously. Besides, me and Kim, 147 00:05:35,341 --> 00:05:37,014 totally different squads. 148 00:05:37,621 --> 00:05:40,136 Kim followed more people than followed her, 149 00:05:40,781 --> 00:05:41,737 if you know what I mean. 150 00:05:41,941 --> 00:05:43,170 # Shoe. 151 00:05:43,501 --> 00:05:45,174 Can you think of anyone who would want her dead? 152 00:05:45,621 --> 00:05:49,012 I don't think anyone wanted much of anything from Kim. 153 00:05:49,261 --> 00:05:50,581 Okay, well, there was no break-in, 154 00:05:50,781 --> 00:05:52,181 there was no struggle, which likely means 155 00:05:52,421 --> 00:05:53,491 that Kim knew the killer. 156 00:05:53,701 --> 00:05:55,135 So, can you think of anything? 157 00:05:55,341 --> 00:05:57,094 A recent breakup, a fight? 158 00:05:57,781 --> 00:05:59,420 She did get into a yelling match 159 00:05:59,621 --> 00:06:01,180 - on the phone last night - Oh. 160 00:06:01,381 --> 00:06:04,340 But I assume that was with the Thai delivery place. 161 00:06:04,541 --> 00:06:06,100 And I assume that's the poor dear's 162 00:06:06,301 --> 00:06:07,337 closest relationship? 163 00:06:07,541 --> 00:06:09,180 What time was the... the argument? 164 00:06:09,701 --> 00:06:10,418 I'll tell you 165 00:06:10,661 --> 00:06:12,095 if you hand me my phone back. 166 00:06:13,101 --> 00:06:14,376 I was getting ready to go out, 167 00:06:14,621 --> 00:06:17,773 and I totally remember the pic I was uploading at the time. 168 00:06:18,701 --> 00:06:22,695 Kombucha martini. 10:39 p.m. 169 00:06:23,221 --> 00:06:25,213 All right, I'll trace Kim's phone call at that time. 170 00:06:25,581 --> 00:06:29,257 You guys mind if I post that I'm totes helping 171 00:06:29,501 --> 00:06:30,821 a police investigation? 172 00:06:31,021 --> 00:06:31,977 Absolutely. 173 00:06:32,221 --> 00:06:33,416 Do you mind tagging me? 174 00:06:37,621 --> 00:06:39,772 Ella traced Kim's call to this business. 175 00:06:40,061 --> 00:06:42,701 Top Meet. Interesting name for a Thai restaurant. 176 00:06:43,061 --> 00:06:45,974 No, it's a dating app for L.A.'s most fabulous singles. 177 00:06:46,181 --> 00:06:47,297 Super exclusive. 178 00:06:47,501 --> 00:06:48,821 Seems you need to get recommended 179 00:06:49,021 --> 00:06:50,933 and meet a bunch of selection criteria, 180 00:06:51,141 --> 00:06:52,973 even go through an interview just to create an account. 181 00:06:53,181 --> 00:06:55,650 Well, then, why would our victim be arguing with someone here? 182 00:06:55,861 --> 00:06:58,137 I mean, this is clearly a place for top hats, like us. 183 00:06:59,101 --> 00:07:01,297 Please, I would never get into something like this. 184 00:07:01,541 --> 00:07:02,338 Eh, you're right. What was I thinking? 185 00:07:02,581 --> 00:07:04,891 It's way too exciting for you, Detective... I meant me. 186 00:07:06,661 --> 00:07:07,981 And him. 187 00:07:08,421 --> 00:07:09,935 Gosh, kindred souls. 188 00:07:10,141 --> 00:07:12,258 This interesting young fellow and I, wouldn't you say? 189 00:07:12,901 --> 00:07:14,221 Except that, apparently, 190 00:07:14,421 --> 00:07:16,299 he's slightly more interesting than you. 191 00:07:16,501 --> 00:07:18,299 Well, journalistic hyperbole, clearly. 192 00:07:18,501 --> 00:07:19,412 - Eh... - Can I help you? 193 00:07:20,901 --> 00:07:21,618 Oh. 194 00:07:22,101 --> 00:07:24,013 Mack Slater. I'm the CEO. 195 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:26,898 If you are here for the selection interview, 196 00:07:27,101 --> 00:07:28,581 I'll spare you. I created Top Meet 197 00:07:28,821 --> 00:07:30,414 for people exactly like you. 198 00:07:30,621 --> 00:07:31,850 Oh, well, thank you very much. 199 00:07:32,581 --> 00:07:34,095 I'm actually... I was talking to the lady. 200 00:07:34,821 --> 00:07:36,972 You're exactly my type. 201 00:07:37,701 --> 00:07:38,771 I mean the app's type. 202 00:07:38,981 --> 00:07:40,017 Bit on the nose there, Big Mack. 203 00:07:40,221 --> 00:07:42,178 We're here for a different kind of interview. 204 00:07:42,381 --> 00:07:44,737 There's been a murder, and our victim's last call 205 00:07:44,941 --> 00:07:46,170 was to someone in this building. 206 00:07:46,981 --> 00:07:48,131 A homicide detective, huh? 207 00:07:48,381 --> 00:07:51,294 - Uh-huh. - Wow. You just got even more interesting. 208 00:07:51,541 --> 00:07:53,772 Funny, so did you. 209 00:07:53,981 --> 00:07:57,372 Just found out who our victim was fighting with... you. 210 00:07:57,981 --> 00:08:01,372 Ah. Most interesting bachelor, indeed. 211 00:08:10,781 --> 00:08:12,977 If you didn't know her, then how did you fight with her? 212 00:08:13,461 --> 00:08:14,531 'Cause she was nuts. 213 00:08:15,461 --> 00:08:17,373 I'm confused, you just said you didn't know her. 214 00:08:17,741 --> 00:08:18,970 I know her type. 215 00:08:19,221 --> 00:08:20,211 We get them from time to time. 216 00:08:20,421 --> 00:08:22,538 They want to be on Top Meet, 217 00:08:22,741 --> 00:08:24,141 they can't clear our high bar, 218 00:08:24,341 --> 00:08:25,491 and then they get pissed about it. 219 00:08:26,141 --> 00:08:27,973 Problem with her was she just wouldn't take no for an answer. 220 00:08:28,421 --> 00:08:30,981 And then, uh, she hacked her way onto my app, 221 00:08:31,181 --> 00:08:32,615 and then our users complained, of course. 222 00:08:32,821 --> 00:08:35,495 Because nobody joins Top Meet to hook up with some... 223 00:08:36,061 --> 00:08:38,781 random nobody, and so we had to kick her off. 224 00:08:38,981 --> 00:08:40,415 Okay, and is that when she got angry 225 00:08:40,621 --> 00:08:41,418 and called to complain? 226 00:08:41,621 --> 00:08:43,817 No, it was more like she went psycho. 227 00:08:44,061 --> 00:08:46,576 Ah, well, boring people never like to be told they're dull. 228 00:08:46,781 --> 00:08:47,771 Right, Detective? 229 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:49,211 What did you do after the call? 230 00:08:49,421 --> 00:08:51,140 I stayed here, I worked late. 231 00:08:51,621 --> 00:08:53,021 We've been busy as hell these days. 232 00:08:53,221 --> 00:08:54,575 Not nearly, I can assure you. 233 00:08:54,941 --> 00:08:57,331 Well, I'd like to talk to anyone who can corroborate your alibi. 234 00:08:57,541 --> 00:08:59,453 Also, I'll need a list of any of the users 235 00:08:59,701 --> 00:09:00,612 that complained about Kim. 236 00:09:00,821 --> 00:09:01,698 No can do. 237 00:09:02,061 --> 00:09:03,017 With so many celebrity clients, 238 00:09:03,221 --> 00:09:05,258 our entire business model is based off 239 00:09:05,501 --> 00:09:07,254 our ironclad privacy protocols. 240 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:08,851 Fine, I'll just get a warrant. 241 00:09:09,301 --> 00:09:10,132 Good luck with that. 242 00:09:10,461 --> 00:09:11,861 I mean, how long did it take the FBI 243 00:09:12,061 --> 00:09:13,336 to hack one cell phone? 244 00:09:19,421 --> 00:09:20,901 Yep, I'll have the tech team get on it. 245 00:09:21,181 --> 00:09:22,854 You got it, Chloe. Ah! 246 00:09:24,021 --> 00:09:25,421 Hello, Ms. Lopez. 247 00:09:26,781 --> 00:09:29,421 I wanted to ask you something. 248 00:09:30,621 --> 00:09:32,977 You know this darkness that you say you see in me? 249 00:09:33,341 --> 00:09:35,253 - Mm-hmm. - I've been trying to address it, 250 00:09:35,821 --> 00:09:37,221 and, uh, details would help. 251 00:09:37,701 --> 00:09:40,170 So, where do you see it, exactly? 252 00:09:40,461 --> 00:09:42,100 How? When? 253 00:09:42,301 --> 00:09:43,781 Like, now. 254 00:09:44,221 --> 00:09:45,735 Right about there. 255 00:09:46,741 --> 00:09:47,458 Oh. 256 00:09:48,941 --> 00:09:49,818 Hmm. 257 00:09:50,501 --> 00:09:51,093 Little better? 258 00:09:51,301 --> 00:09:52,576 But you know, still, 259 00:09:52,861 --> 00:09:54,614 you don't exactly scream rainbows and sunshine, 260 00:09:54,821 --> 00:09:56,858 even when you're not wielding murder weapons. 261 00:09:57,381 --> 00:09:59,179 Well, for the record, I wouldn't stab you, 262 00:09:59,381 --> 00:10:01,532 not here, with all these cops around. 263 00:10:03,101 --> 00:10:05,218 Oh, come on, that was funny. 264 00:10:05,421 --> 00:10:07,697 Oh, yeah. Ha, ha. Funny. 265 00:10:08,661 --> 00:10:10,175 Also dark. 266 00:10:10,461 --> 00:10:11,417 Right. Fair point. 267 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:13,341 But it's cool. 268 00:10:13,541 --> 00:10:15,533 You know, being dark. 269 00:10:16,181 --> 00:10:17,581 To each their own, you know? 270 00:10:18,141 --> 00:10:20,258 Wow, you really have this "being good" thing down. 271 00:10:20,461 --> 00:10:21,338 Huh? 272 00:10:21,661 --> 00:10:25,211 You know, you might be just the person to guide me. 273 00:10:25,581 --> 00:10:26,173 To where? 274 00:10:26,381 --> 00:10:28,452 Somewhere other than Hell. 275 00:10:29,821 --> 00:10:32,097 See, I've, um, I've learned 276 00:10:32,301 --> 00:10:35,499 that there are consequences to my darkness. 277 00:10:35,941 --> 00:10:38,331 Really permanent ones, as it turns out. 278 00:10:39,661 --> 00:10:42,221 And I was thinking you could help me avoid them? 279 00:10:42,421 --> 00:10:43,332 No way, José. 280 00:10:44,341 --> 00:10:46,412 I mean, I wish I could help you, I do, 281 00:10:46,621 --> 00:10:48,658 but I'm so busy. 282 00:10:48,861 --> 00:10:50,181 - With what? - You know. 283 00:10:50,381 --> 00:10:52,452 Cases, forensic stuff. 284 00:10:53,221 --> 00:10:55,053 The lieutenant won't be back from medical leave 285 00:10:55,261 --> 00:10:57,821 until next week, so it's, like, cray-cray up in here. 286 00:10:59,421 --> 00:11:00,457 Oh, hey, Dan. 287 00:11:00,701 --> 00:11:02,533 I bet you need me to go do that thing, huh? 288 00:11:02,821 --> 00:11:04,813 That super urgent forensic thing. 289 00:11:05,021 --> 00:11:06,091 Yeah, yeah. See? 290 00:11:06,461 --> 00:11:07,577 Cray-cray. 291 00:11:09,981 --> 00:11:10,858 Well... 292 00:11:12,501 --> 00:11:13,298 I'm just gonna... 293 00:11:13,861 --> 00:11:14,772 - I was... - Yeah. 294 00:11:15,421 --> 00:11:16,218 Bye. 295 00:11:17,221 --> 00:11:18,780 Excuse me. 296 00:11:20,581 --> 00:11:21,731 You know, you're exposing yourself 297 00:11:21,941 --> 00:11:23,660 to dreadful consequences. 298 00:11:24,021 --> 00:11:25,660 And I'm not talking bad Yelp reviews, 299 00:11:25,861 --> 00:11:26,897 I'm talking Hell. 300 00:11:27,421 --> 00:11:29,014 Real. 301 00:11:29,221 --> 00:11:30,211 I know. 302 00:11:30,421 --> 00:11:31,650 I know, right? 303 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:33,136 Shocker to me, too. 304 00:11:33,341 --> 00:11:36,573 But not as much as your dancing queen candle arrangements! 305 00:11:37,341 --> 00:11:38,172 Hey, 306 00:11:38,621 --> 00:11:39,293 Linda. 307 00:11:39,501 --> 00:11:41,458 - Is everything okay? - Amenadiel, hi. 308 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:42,930 I'm so glad you're here. 309 00:11:43,581 --> 00:11:45,220 I'm trying to plan my ex-husband's memorial, 310 00:11:45,421 --> 00:11:47,856 and I could really use another opinion. 311 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:51,340 Um, okay. So, which one do you like best? 312 00:11:51,581 --> 00:11:53,618 Just, knee-jerk reaction. 313 00:11:53,821 --> 00:11:54,459 Go. 314 00:11:55,741 --> 00:11:56,492 That one? 315 00:11:56,701 --> 00:11:57,532 Really? 316 00:11:58,941 --> 00:12:00,170 Really? You don't think it's too ornate? 317 00:12:00,421 --> 00:12:01,013 That one. 318 00:12:01,261 --> 00:12:02,138 You're right. 319 00:12:02,381 --> 00:12:03,895 This one's simple, yet elegant. 320 00:12:04,581 --> 00:12:06,300 See, you're just the insight I needed. 321 00:12:06,981 --> 00:12:07,937 Busy tomorrow? 322 00:12:10,941 --> 00:12:12,739 That looks absolutely nothing 323 00:12:12,981 --> 00:12:13,937 like our victim. 324 00:12:14,141 --> 00:12:15,416 Take note, Daniel. These filters 325 00:12:15,621 --> 00:12:17,021 could be the answer to your dating drought. 326 00:12:17,221 --> 00:12:18,098 Or not... I mean, 327 00:12:18,301 --> 00:12:19,098 Kim only got one match. 328 00:12:19,901 --> 00:12:20,971 What... really? 329 00:12:21,181 --> 00:12:22,251 After all the effort our shoe went through 330 00:12:22,461 --> 00:12:24,020 to make herself look like a top hat, 331 00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:25,371 she only got the interest of one gentleman? 332 00:12:25,581 --> 00:12:27,254 Gentleman? You mean suspect. 333 00:12:27,821 --> 00:12:30,097 Yep. Username, FOREVER29. 334 00:12:30,301 --> 00:12:31,371 The app arranged a date for them, 335 00:12:31,621 --> 00:12:33,021 and based on their likes and locations, 336 00:12:33,221 --> 00:12:34,940 it suggested a sushi place on Melrose. 337 00:12:35,141 --> 00:12:37,815 Even made a reservation for them for the night of the murder. 338 00:12:38,101 --> 00:12:38,898 This guy's using the app 339 00:12:39,101 --> 00:12:41,297 as a hunting ground; he could be targeting somebody right now. 340 00:12:41,501 --> 00:12:42,252 We got to find him. 341 00:12:42,461 --> 00:12:44,373 Yeah, but how? We can't even get an I.D. 342 00:12:44,581 --> 00:12:45,901 Yeah. Tech team hasn't been able to crack 343 00:12:46,101 --> 00:12:47,421 Top Meet's security algo. 344 00:12:47,621 --> 00:12:50,216 Which means Kim had mad hacking skills. 345 00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:52,492 So can we use FOREVER29's profile pic 346 00:12:52,701 --> 00:12:54,260 and run it through facial recognition? 347 00:12:55,021 --> 00:12:55,852 Yeah, I know, I thought about that, but... 348 00:12:57,301 --> 00:12:58,451 Partial profiles pics. 349 00:12:58,701 --> 00:13:00,533 Such a telltale sign of low self-esteem. 350 00:13:00,861 --> 00:13:02,295 Or our guy's keeping his profile secret 351 00:13:02,501 --> 00:13:03,252 because he's the killer. 352 00:13:03,461 --> 00:13:05,180 Wait a minute, there is some good news, you guys. 353 00:13:05,381 --> 00:13:08,180 He used the app to RSVP for a mixer at Top Meet. 354 00:13:08,381 --> 00:13:09,178 It's happening tonight. 355 00:13:09,381 --> 00:13:10,371 Okay. We got to get to this party. 356 00:13:10,621 --> 00:13:12,817 Use what we know about FOREVER29 and single him out. 357 00:13:13,021 --> 00:13:13,932 Okay, fine. I'll go. 358 00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:16,178 Seeing as I'm the only interesting single person here, 359 00:13:16,381 --> 00:13:18,054 I think I'm our one shot to catching the killer. 360 00:13:18,261 --> 00:13:19,411 Lucifer, we're looking for a guy. 361 00:13:19,621 --> 00:13:20,259 Your point? 362 00:13:20,501 --> 00:13:21,093 Uh... 363 00:13:21,381 --> 00:13:22,781 He's a dude. And he's straight. 364 00:13:23,021 --> 00:13:24,660 - Mm-hmm. - That's never stopped me before, Daniel. 365 00:13:24,901 --> 00:13:26,813 I'm so good at flipping men, they call me The Skillet. 366 00:13:27,061 --> 00:13:28,211 - Oh, wow. - Okay. 367 00:13:28,421 --> 00:13:29,855 We need a woman, so I'll go. 368 00:13:30,061 --> 00:13:33,338 What? You, Detective? Socialize and flirt? Come on. 369 00:13:33,541 --> 00:13:36,500 Yeah, but for the investigation, I can sacrifice. 370 00:13:36,781 --> 00:13:39,216 Can't be that hard being frivolous and shallow. 371 00:13:39,421 --> 00:13:41,140 I'll just channel my inner Lucifer. 372 00:13:41,341 --> 00:13:43,139 What, you want to become a female version of me? 373 00:13:43,621 --> 00:13:44,532 Okay. 374 00:13:44,781 --> 00:13:45,851 I'll gladly train you. 375 00:13:46,061 --> 00:13:48,212 Chloe does Lucifer? 376 00:13:48,421 --> 00:13:49,741 I wouldn't exactly word it that way... 377 00:13:49,941 --> 00:13:52,217 Get ready to go full me, Detective. 378 00:13:58,181 --> 00:14:00,093 Oh, the Paris shows were glorious. 379 00:14:00,301 --> 00:14:01,496 Yes, worth the jetlag alone. 380 00:14:01,701 --> 00:14:02,657 How was your weekend? 381 00:14:02,861 --> 00:14:04,420 Uh, awesome. Great. 382 00:14:04,621 --> 00:14:06,817 Uh, Saturday, went camping with my daughter. 383 00:14:07,021 --> 00:14:09,217 And, uh, Sunday, did a big Costco run. 384 00:14:09,501 --> 00:14:12,380 There's, like, 300 hot dogs in my freezer. 385 00:14:12,581 --> 00:14:15,255 Oh, really? That is so interest... 386 00:14:15,501 --> 00:14:17,493 Oh, dear. Look what you did to poor Giancarlo. 387 00:14:17,701 --> 00:14:19,215 Dead from boredom. 388 00:14:19,501 --> 00:14:21,299 Now, look, you're going to this Top Meet mixer 389 00:14:21,501 --> 00:14:22,332 to hunt down a killer, 390 00:14:22,541 --> 00:14:24,897 not to talk about your hunt for bulk food bargains. 391 00:14:25,141 --> 00:14:25,779 Okay. 392 00:14:25,981 --> 00:14:28,576 Sorry I'm not fancy-schmancy enough for Giancarlo. 393 00:14:28,821 --> 00:14:29,891 Okay, let's get the terminology straight. 394 00:14:30,141 --> 00:14:31,461 Not "fancy-schmancy." 395 00:14:31,701 --> 00:14:32,373 Sophisticated. 396 00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:33,577 Oh, whatever. 397 00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:35,734 Why don't you just give me some tips 398 00:14:35,941 --> 00:14:38,217 on how to blend in with that crowd. Okay? 399 00:14:38,501 --> 00:14:39,901 You think being as fascinating as I am 400 00:14:40,141 --> 00:14:42,133 can be boiled down to a few tips? 401 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,179 This is not paint by numbers. 402 00:14:44,741 --> 00:14:46,460 Goodness me, I need a drink. 403 00:14:47,701 --> 00:14:48,896 Oh. Thank you. 404 00:14:49,101 --> 00:14:51,900 - I have a tip, Mom. Don't talk about me. - Mm. Mm! 405 00:14:52,501 --> 00:14:54,493 Yes, definitely, no mention of the child. 406 00:14:54,701 --> 00:14:55,452 Ugh. 407 00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:56,777 And enough with the tips. 408 00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,250 Why don't we do a little role-play, hmm? 409 00:14:58,861 --> 00:15:00,773 - Okay. - You be a randy single man, 410 00:15:01,021 --> 00:15:01,613 I'll be... 411 00:15:01,821 --> 00:15:02,891 I'll be the new you. 412 00:15:04,501 --> 00:15:05,617 Okay, I've never once done that. 413 00:15:06,301 --> 00:15:07,371 My point exactly. 414 00:15:07,581 --> 00:15:09,493 Meet Lucinda. Come on. 415 00:15:14,741 --> 00:15:16,653 Gosh, this is gonna be harder than I thought. 416 00:15:28,301 --> 00:15:29,701 Oh, crap. 417 00:15:48,421 --> 00:15:49,377 Oh. 418 00:15:50,301 --> 00:15:51,860 Need some help there, sir? 419 00:15:52,141 --> 00:15:53,257 There you go. 420 00:16:00,981 --> 00:16:02,017 Good news, Ella. 421 00:16:02,661 --> 00:16:04,573 I've been admitted to the Forensic Shadow Program. 422 00:16:05,461 --> 00:16:06,099 What is that? 423 00:16:06,381 --> 00:16:07,451 A mentorship program. 424 00:16:07,661 --> 00:16:09,095 Which means I will be your student. 425 00:16:09,341 --> 00:16:11,412 I am going to stick to you like glue, 426 00:16:11,621 --> 00:16:14,090 so I can learn how to be good... at forensics. 427 00:16:14,701 --> 00:16:15,976 Stuff comes up constantly in court. 428 00:16:16,581 --> 00:16:18,334 - That's great. - Hold it, please! 429 00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:22,297 Oh, I don't think so, buddy. 430 00:16:22,501 --> 00:16:24,493 I mean, what am I, Mother Teresa? 431 00:16:38,621 --> 00:16:39,418 My, my. 432 00:16:39,661 --> 00:16:40,890 Detective. 433 00:16:41,341 --> 00:16:42,058 You look... 434 00:16:42,421 --> 00:16:43,935 Like a female Lucifer? 435 00:16:44,141 --> 00:16:45,416 Well, that's what I was going for. 436 00:16:45,661 --> 00:16:46,651 Well, 437 00:16:46,861 --> 00:16:48,818 close enough, but you're going to need this. 438 00:16:50,621 --> 00:16:52,533 Do I really need to wear an ear bug? 439 00:16:52,741 --> 00:16:53,811 Absolutely. 440 00:16:54,021 --> 00:16:54,852 From what we know of our killer, 441 00:16:55,061 --> 00:16:56,859 blue-eyed sushi snob who loves surfing 442 00:16:57,061 --> 00:16:58,973 and splooshing, I'd say you're a bit out of your comfort zone, 443 00:16:59,221 --> 00:17:01,531 so you're going to need to bring Lucinda's A game. 444 00:17:01,741 --> 00:17:02,572 You mean your A game. 445 00:17:02,781 --> 00:17:04,181 Absolutely. Oh, and while we're at it, 446 00:17:04,381 --> 00:17:06,452 do you need a refresher on "splooshing"? It's very simple. 447 00:17:06,661 --> 00:17:08,254 - You just cover yourself in... - No, no. Stop. I'm good, I'm good. 448 00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:09,781 But... oh. 449 00:17:10,021 --> 00:17:11,535 Except for... 450 00:17:11,741 --> 00:17:12,652 What, you don't want to wear it? 451 00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:13,857 It's not... 452 00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:15,421 really Lucinda's style. 453 00:17:16,101 --> 00:17:16,898 Right. 454 00:17:17,101 --> 00:17:17,898 Oh. 455 00:17:22,621 --> 00:17:23,577 Okay. 456 00:17:24,541 --> 00:17:25,292 There. 457 00:17:26,301 --> 00:17:27,098 I'm ready. 458 00:17:27,301 --> 00:17:28,621 Yes, you are. 459 00:17:29,301 --> 00:17:30,132 Good luck. 460 00:17:30,461 --> 00:17:31,178 Thank you. 461 00:17:50,221 --> 00:17:52,099 Hi. I'll get a, uh, IPA, please. 462 00:17:52,301 --> 00:17:53,496 No. No, no, no, no, no, no. 463 00:17:53,701 --> 00:17:55,374 Not beer. Prosecco. 464 00:17:55,661 --> 00:17:57,300 But I hate Prosecco. 465 00:17:57,541 --> 00:17:59,737 Well, tough luck. Lucinda loves it. 466 00:17:59,981 --> 00:18:01,620 Beer. 467 00:18:01,821 --> 00:18:02,971 It's a good job I'm here. 468 00:18:03,181 --> 00:18:04,740 Yeah, man. Close call. 469 00:18:11,101 --> 00:18:12,581 Possible suspect, moving in. 470 00:18:13,221 --> 00:18:14,371 Right. Whatever he says to you, 471 00:18:14,901 --> 00:18:15,812 just laugh. 472 00:18:16,021 --> 00:18:17,853 Hey there. 473 00:18:18,741 --> 00:18:19,618 What's your name? 474 00:18:21,981 --> 00:18:22,858 Lucinda. 475 00:18:23,141 --> 00:18:24,416 No, no... 476 00:18:24,621 --> 00:18:26,692 Not like a demented witch on crack. 477 00:18:26,901 --> 00:18:28,779 A deep, sultry laugh. 478 00:18:32,661 --> 00:18:33,458 Ha, ha, ha. 479 00:18:33,661 --> 00:18:34,890 Ha... I'm sorry. 480 00:18:35,101 --> 00:18:37,616 I think I may have had a little too much Prosecco 481 00:18:38,101 --> 00:18:39,296 on an empty stomach. 482 00:18:39,501 --> 00:18:40,730 I should have had that sushi. 483 00:18:40,981 --> 00:18:42,495 Did you try the sushi? Is it good? 484 00:18:42,741 --> 00:18:44,698 No, no. I didn't. I'm a, I'm a vegan. 485 00:18:44,901 --> 00:18:45,778 Oh. 486 00:18:46,021 --> 00:18:47,171 Anyway. 487 00:18:47,381 --> 00:18:49,054 You might want to go easy on the bubbles. 488 00:18:50,061 --> 00:18:50,892 Ah. 489 00:18:53,261 --> 00:18:54,092 Smooth. 490 00:18:54,541 --> 00:18:55,895 Beginner's bad luck. 491 00:18:56,741 --> 00:18:57,891 Look, it's hard to do justice 492 00:18:58,141 --> 00:18:59,780 to my captivating essence, but she'll get the hang of it. 493 00:19:00,021 --> 00:19:01,853 Don't be such a Debbie Downer, Daniel. 494 00:19:04,141 --> 00:19:05,177 Sorry. 495 00:19:12,181 --> 00:19:13,410 - Hey. - Hey. 496 00:19:14,021 --> 00:19:15,011 Hi. 497 00:19:15,501 --> 00:19:16,173 You're really tan. 498 00:19:16,381 --> 00:19:17,861 Are you, uh, are you a surfer? 499 00:19:18,061 --> 00:19:19,859 Well, I'd like to surf in your eyes. 500 00:19:20,061 --> 00:19:21,495 Ugh, dearie me. 501 00:19:21,741 --> 00:19:23,653 He's lucky it's not a crime to be a cheeseball. 502 00:19:24,381 --> 00:19:25,895 Anyway, at least the ice is broken. 503 00:19:26,101 --> 00:19:27,740 Now, just make small talk. 504 00:19:27,941 --> 00:19:30,581 So I drove up to this meditation retreat 505 00:19:30,781 --> 00:19:31,658 in Big Sur last week. 506 00:19:31,861 --> 00:19:32,977 No, no, no! 507 00:19:33,181 --> 00:19:34,410 PCH is closed. 508 00:19:34,621 --> 00:19:35,213 Say you helicoptered... 509 00:19:35,461 --> 00:19:36,099 Shush. 510 00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:37,821 Uh, excuse me? 511 00:19:38,021 --> 00:19:40,013 Sploosh. I said "sploosh." 512 00:19:40,261 --> 00:19:41,775 Are you into splooshing? 513 00:20:00,461 --> 00:20:02,214 Time to change tactics. 514 00:20:03,341 --> 00:20:04,331 You know what? 515 00:20:05,781 --> 00:20:07,898 Enjoy the Prosecco, Lucinda. 516 00:20:10,181 --> 00:20:11,297 I don't believe this. 517 00:20:12,301 --> 00:20:13,940 Ditching protocol mid-sting? 518 00:20:14,141 --> 00:20:15,336 Who does that? 519 00:20:16,221 --> 00:20:17,132 Maybe she'll do better on her own. 520 00:20:17,421 --> 00:20:18,696 Don't be ridiculous, Daniel. 521 00:20:18,941 --> 00:20:20,773 She'll flounder without my expert guidance. 522 00:20:20,981 --> 00:20:21,812 - Oh, yeah. - Right. 523 00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:23,250 I'm clearly needed on the front lines. 524 00:20:23,461 --> 00:20:25,578 You just stay here and do what you do best. 525 00:20:27,021 --> 00:20:28,011 Nada. 526 00:20:33,181 --> 00:20:34,331 Oh, I love traveling. 527 00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:35,776 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 528 00:20:36,061 --> 00:20:36,938 Any fun plans coming up? 529 00:20:37,261 --> 00:20:39,492 Um, well, I... 530 00:20:39,701 --> 00:20:42,421 I was thinking of, uh, maybe getting out of the city 531 00:20:42,621 --> 00:20:44,977 and taking my daughter camping. 532 00:20:45,301 --> 00:20:46,098 Cool. 533 00:20:46,301 --> 00:20:47,417 I-I love the outdoors. 534 00:20:47,781 --> 00:20:48,692 - Oh. - I'm a surfer. 535 00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:49,819 Really? 536 00:20:50,381 --> 00:20:51,861 Goes well with camping. 537 00:20:52,061 --> 00:20:53,654 I've always wanted to try surfing. 538 00:20:53,861 --> 00:20:54,817 - But I... - You should... 539 00:20:55,821 --> 00:20:56,937 Oh, hi, Lucifer. 540 00:20:57,141 --> 00:20:58,097 This is Benji. 541 00:20:58,901 --> 00:20:59,539 He just had 542 00:20:59,741 --> 00:21:01,016 four pieces of sashimi, 543 00:21:01,221 --> 00:21:02,541 and we just started talking about surfing. 544 00:21:02,741 --> 00:21:04,460 Oh, lovely. Now, I insist 545 00:21:04,661 --> 00:21:06,061 you put your mic back in immediately. 546 00:21:06,301 --> 00:21:07,337 We can't hear a thing in the truck. 547 00:21:07,541 --> 00:21:09,180 You are being quite loud. 548 00:21:09,701 --> 00:21:10,851 Nice work. 549 00:21:11,901 --> 00:21:13,130 Bloody hell. 550 00:21:13,821 --> 00:21:15,141 Hey, there goes Benji! 551 00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:16,775 Benji, over here! 552 00:21:17,701 --> 00:21:19,374 Whoa. You have to save me from them. 553 00:21:19,701 --> 00:21:20,737 Uh, yeah. 554 00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:22,371 They're with me. 555 00:21:23,101 --> 00:21:24,376 Not bad for nada, huh? 556 00:21:25,421 --> 00:21:26,537 Wait, she's a cop? 557 00:21:26,821 --> 00:21:28,050 Detective Decker, LAPD. 558 00:21:28,301 --> 00:21:29,815 We want to talk to you about a murder. 559 00:21:30,141 --> 00:21:31,461 Benji, you're the best, bro! 560 00:21:31,741 --> 00:21:32,618 You're not paparazzi? 561 00:21:32,821 --> 00:21:33,459 What? 562 00:21:34,621 --> 00:21:35,816 Oh, thank God. 563 00:21:36,021 --> 00:21:38,855 I mean, the things Dad gets credit for. 564 00:21:43,981 --> 00:21:46,291 Yeah, I went on a date with her. 565 00:21:46,541 --> 00:21:47,657 Just the other night. 566 00:21:49,221 --> 00:21:51,895 Still can't believe she's, uh... she's dead. 567 00:21:52,501 --> 00:21:53,412 Oh? 568 00:21:53,621 --> 00:21:55,738 Did you think she'd survive you murdering her? 569 00:21:56,101 --> 00:21:57,421 I told you, I'm innocent. 570 00:21:57,621 --> 00:21:58,577 Well, you're an overpaid DJ, 571 00:21:58,781 --> 00:22:00,181 so that's up for debate. 572 00:22:01,021 --> 00:22:02,819 It seems you were the last person to see Kim alive. 573 00:22:03,941 --> 00:22:04,658 I couldn't have been. 574 00:22:05,141 --> 00:22:06,097 When I dropped her off after our date, 575 00:22:06,301 --> 00:22:07,337 her roommate was still there. 576 00:22:07,941 --> 00:22:08,692 How do you know that? 577 00:22:08,901 --> 00:22:10,176 Because that's the reason I didn't go upstairs 578 00:22:10,381 --> 00:22:11,610 like Kim suggested. 579 00:22:12,101 --> 00:22:13,057 I was trying to avoid Esther. 580 00:22:13,261 --> 00:22:14,854 What, kombucha martini girl? 581 00:22:15,861 --> 00:22:16,772 Do you know her roommate? 582 00:22:16,981 --> 00:22:18,335 To the extent that you can know someone 583 00:22:18,581 --> 00:22:20,413 who's glued to her phone and talks in hashtags. 584 00:22:20,621 --> 00:22:21,941 Yep, that's her. 585 00:22:22,141 --> 00:22:23,177 How did you two meet? 586 00:22:23,461 --> 00:22:26,101 We matched on the Top Meet app a few weeks ago. 587 00:22:26,541 --> 00:22:28,021 Went on two exhausting dates. 588 00:22:28,261 --> 00:22:29,615 Then why go on the second date? 589 00:22:31,301 --> 00:22:32,735 Because I wanted to see Kim again. 590 00:22:33,621 --> 00:22:35,180 I met her at the apartment when I picked up Esther 591 00:22:35,381 --> 00:22:36,531 for our first date. 592 00:22:37,221 --> 00:22:38,575 She wasn't there the second time. 593 00:22:39,701 --> 00:22:40,976 So you can imagine how stoked I was 594 00:22:41,181 --> 00:22:42,331 when she popped up on the Top Meet app. 595 00:22:42,541 --> 00:22:43,179 No. 596 00:22:43,381 --> 00:22:44,178 I can't, actually. 597 00:22:44,381 --> 00:22:47,294 You're saying that you used a top hat to get to a shoe? 598 00:22:47,821 --> 00:22:48,857 He must be lying, Detective. 599 00:22:49,061 --> 00:22:50,290 I'm not lying. 600 00:22:51,261 --> 00:22:52,490 I really liked Kim. 601 00:22:53,301 --> 00:22:54,974 She was different than all the other women on the app. 602 00:22:55,181 --> 00:22:56,456 What, different as in duller, 603 00:22:56,741 --> 00:22:58,221 more mundane and dressed for less? 604 00:22:58,581 --> 00:23:00,300 No, as in she didn't make me feel 605 00:23:00,541 --> 00:23:02,419 like I had to be on all the time. 606 00:23:03,901 --> 00:23:04,812 With her, I could... 607 00:23:06,301 --> 00:23:07,576 I could just be myself. 608 00:23:09,341 --> 00:23:10,457 Interesting. 609 00:23:12,461 --> 00:23:13,372 Thanks. 610 00:23:16,621 --> 00:23:18,578 What if Esther found out about Benji and Kim? 611 00:23:18,821 --> 00:23:20,141 Got jealous, lost control... 612 00:23:22,461 --> 00:23:25,181 This goddess, jealous of the plain Jane? 613 00:23:25,381 --> 00:23:26,337 It's-it's ludicrous! 614 00:23:26,541 --> 00:23:28,931 It's like me being jealous of that paper clip. 615 00:23:29,181 --> 00:23:29,932 Or Daniel. 616 00:23:31,021 --> 00:23:32,216 I mean, not to mention 617 00:23:32,461 --> 00:23:34,896 Esther is far too busy for murder, Detective. 618 00:23:35,101 --> 00:23:36,854 Look. She flew to Florence last week 619 00:23:37,061 --> 00:23:38,541 just 'cause she fancied eating some gelato. 620 00:23:38,741 --> 00:23:39,970 She went on a plane to get ice cream? 621 00:23:40,181 --> 00:23:42,093 Well, when you say it in English, it sounds silly. 622 00:23:42,661 --> 00:23:44,937 Oh. Hello. Look at that belfie. 623 00:23:45,141 --> 00:23:47,895 Bet you could bounce a quarter off that derrière. 624 00:23:49,381 --> 00:23:50,895 Oh. Yeah... 625 00:23:52,261 --> 00:23:53,615 Wait, uh, go back. 626 00:23:54,501 --> 00:23:55,571 - There. - What? 627 00:23:56,341 --> 00:23:57,570 Something small and compact 628 00:23:57,781 --> 00:23:59,261 and surprisingly heavy for its size. 629 00:23:59,461 --> 00:24:00,895 Well, what's Miss Lopez's Aunt Rosalita 630 00:24:01,141 --> 00:24:02,257 got to do with anything? 631 00:24:04,021 --> 00:24:04,659 Look. 632 00:24:05,021 --> 00:24:05,613 The dumbbell. 633 00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:07,215 It wasn't at the crime scene. 634 00:24:07,421 --> 00:24:08,980 It matches the bruises on the victim, 635 00:24:09,221 --> 00:24:10,371 it's a weapon of convenience, 636 00:24:10,581 --> 00:24:12,254 and it fits the crime of passion scenario. 637 00:24:12,501 --> 00:24:14,857 Doesn't mean Esther was the one to wield it, though. 638 00:24:15,061 --> 00:24:16,893 If my theory of jealousy is right, she was. 639 00:24:17,301 --> 00:24:18,337 Trust me, Detective, 640 00:24:18,581 --> 00:24:20,413 there's no way that Esther has ever used a weight... 641 00:24:20,661 --> 00:24:23,221 I refer once again to her naturally sublime derrière. 642 00:24:32,941 --> 00:24:34,375 Oh, crap. 643 00:24:49,101 --> 00:24:50,581 You're avoiding me, aren't you? 644 00:24:50,821 --> 00:24:51,811 Don't be crazy. 645 00:24:52,661 --> 00:24:54,220 No. I just... 646 00:24:54,861 --> 00:24:58,138 you know, like my floors spotless. 647 00:24:58,541 --> 00:25:01,295 An evidence lab can never be too clean. 648 00:25:02,341 --> 00:25:05,698 And that is your Forensic Lesson of the Day. 649 00:25:05,941 --> 00:25:06,897 More next week? 650 00:25:07,181 --> 00:25:08,979 Why don't you want to mentor me? 651 00:25:09,821 --> 00:25:11,460 It's not that I don't want to, okay? 652 00:25:11,661 --> 00:25:12,731 I just don't have the time. 653 00:25:12,941 --> 00:25:13,738 Well, I've been watching you. 654 00:25:13,941 --> 00:25:14,692 You have plenty of time. 655 00:25:14,901 --> 00:25:16,654 You just waste it chitchatting. 656 00:25:16,861 --> 00:25:18,853 You mean socializing? 657 00:25:19,861 --> 00:25:21,693 Connecting with people isn't a waste. 658 00:25:22,621 --> 00:25:23,372 Okay. 659 00:25:23,941 --> 00:25:25,295 Let's be honest here. 660 00:25:26,581 --> 00:25:30,257 You don't really care about anyone's kids or whatever. 661 00:25:30,701 --> 00:25:32,693 I mean, you're faking it, right? 662 00:25:33,181 --> 00:25:35,616 Just tell me, how do you keep your eyes from glazing over? 663 00:25:37,261 --> 00:25:39,218 There is no Forensic Shadow Program, is there? 664 00:25:41,381 --> 00:25:44,692 Even if I had been tempted to help... 665 00:25:44,901 --> 00:25:46,733 and I'm not saying that I had... 666 00:25:46,941 --> 00:25:48,694 now that I know you lied? 667 00:25:49,701 --> 00:25:50,498 Poof! 668 00:25:50,901 --> 00:25:53,496 Temptation officially gone. 669 00:26:09,981 --> 00:26:13,338 Okay, so I'm thinking: big band over here 670 00:26:13,541 --> 00:26:16,932 and two long, two long buffet tables over here... 671 00:26:17,141 --> 00:26:18,131 or should we do three? 672 00:26:18,621 --> 00:26:20,135 Well, it depends. How many people are coming? 673 00:26:20,341 --> 00:26:21,411 Uh, just 350. 674 00:26:21,661 --> 00:26:22,777 350? 675 00:26:23,901 --> 00:26:24,698 Wow. 676 00:26:25,861 --> 00:26:27,580 I didn't realize how much you still cared about Reese. 677 00:26:27,781 --> 00:26:28,498 Of course I do! 678 00:26:28,701 --> 00:26:29,976 I'm heartbroken about his death. 679 00:26:30,741 --> 00:26:32,095 Distraught, really. 680 00:26:32,461 --> 00:26:33,497 Can barely function. 681 00:26:35,781 --> 00:26:36,897 Okay, okay. 682 00:26:37,461 --> 00:26:40,499 Okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm functioning perfectly. 683 00:26:40,741 --> 00:26:41,652 I only feel terrible 684 00:26:41,861 --> 00:26:43,739 that I don't feel terrible about his death. 685 00:26:44,101 --> 00:26:46,093 Okay, so all of this is just a... 686 00:26:46,301 --> 00:26:47,655 A pathetic attempt to cover up the fact 687 00:26:47,861 --> 00:26:51,457 that I can't stop thinking about me. 688 00:26:52,901 --> 00:26:54,096 Me, me. 689 00:26:54,821 --> 00:26:56,778 Me and my own brush with death. 690 00:26:56,981 --> 00:26:58,893 - I understand, Linda. I mean... - How could you possibly understand 691 00:26:59,141 --> 00:27:00,575 what it's like to be rotisseried 692 00:27:00,821 --> 00:27:03,017 by the, by the goddess of all creation? 693 00:27:05,461 --> 00:27:07,293 Dealing with mortality was so much easier 694 00:27:07,541 --> 00:27:10,136 when I was just another clueless idiot. 695 00:27:11,941 --> 00:27:16,458 Being a celestial insider... really sucks. 696 00:27:16,861 --> 00:27:18,181 I used to walk around thinking 697 00:27:18,421 --> 00:27:20,413 maybe reincarnation was real. 698 00:27:22,061 --> 00:27:24,018 Sure, it sounded bonkers, 699 00:27:24,261 --> 00:27:27,811 but I could still wonder, still hope. 700 00:27:30,501 --> 00:27:33,096 What if I came back as a chameleon or something? 701 00:27:34,981 --> 00:27:36,301 Chameleons are cool. 702 00:27:39,141 --> 00:27:40,416 But now I know that's never happening, 703 00:27:40,621 --> 00:27:44,171 because I know, you know, everything, 704 00:27:44,861 --> 00:27:47,979 including where I'm headed when... when this is over. 705 00:27:48,741 --> 00:27:49,492 And where is that? 706 00:27:49,701 --> 00:27:50,737 Where do you think? 707 00:27:53,461 --> 00:27:55,180 I wish I'd never met any of you. 708 00:28:03,541 --> 00:28:07,217 So we wanted to, uh, ask you 709 00:28:07,421 --> 00:28:08,059 a few... 710 00:28:08,261 --> 00:28:09,820 Would you want to put on a shirt, 711 00:28:10,101 --> 00:28:13,253 or anything to cover... your body? 712 00:28:13,461 --> 00:28:16,260 No. Why? Are you cold? 713 00:28:16,501 --> 00:28:17,730 Yes. Would you like my jacket, Detective? 714 00:28:17,981 --> 00:28:19,051 No. I am great, thank you. 715 00:28:19,541 --> 00:28:20,213 Right. 716 00:28:20,421 --> 00:28:23,619 So, when was this photo taken? 717 00:28:24,221 --> 00:28:29,376 Uh, I took that on my way to Tokyo, I think. 718 00:28:30,061 --> 00:28:30,778 Sorry. 719 00:28:30,981 --> 00:28:32,779 I travel so much, it's hard to keep track. 720 00:28:33,821 --> 00:28:35,335 It's actually something else 721 00:28:35,581 --> 00:28:36,810 that we're trying to track down. 722 00:28:37,021 --> 00:28:37,932 This pink dumbbell here? 723 00:28:38,221 --> 00:28:39,655 It went missing the night of Kim's murder. 724 00:28:39,901 --> 00:28:40,812 Any idea where it went? 725 00:28:41,021 --> 00:28:41,613 Nope. 726 00:28:41,821 --> 00:28:43,972 It's not mine. I don't work out. 727 00:28:44,261 --> 00:28:45,536 - Ah. - Everything you see 728 00:28:45,741 --> 00:28:47,460 - is God-given. - And they say that 729 00:28:47,661 --> 00:28:48,890 Dad doesn't give with both hands. 730 00:28:49,141 --> 00:28:50,336 So, the dumbbell. 731 00:28:50,621 --> 00:28:51,498 You're saying that's Kim's? 732 00:28:51,701 --> 00:28:52,771 Yeah. Poor thing 733 00:28:53,021 --> 00:28:54,853 tried so hard to be like me. 734 00:28:55,101 --> 00:28:56,376 So how did it feel when you realized 735 00:28:56,581 --> 00:28:58,015 that Benji preferred Kim to you? 736 00:28:58,221 --> 00:28:59,974 Nuh, uh-uh-uh. Sneaky. 737 00:29:00,581 --> 00:29:02,061 Don't listen to the detective, darling. 738 00:29:02,261 --> 00:29:03,217 She's trying to trick you. 739 00:29:03,421 --> 00:29:04,252 You just look into my eyes 740 00:29:04,461 --> 00:29:06,100 so we can prove to her that she's wrong. 741 00:29:07,101 --> 00:29:09,741 Now, you're too sophisticated 742 00:29:09,941 --> 00:29:12,251 to care about your boring flatmate's trifles, aren't you? 743 00:29:12,461 --> 00:29:15,215 Tell me, what is it that you really desire? 744 00:29:16,781 --> 00:29:17,692 I... 745 00:29:18,861 --> 00:29:19,897 I... 746 00:29:20,101 --> 00:29:20,898 Yeah. 747 00:29:21,101 --> 00:29:22,296 ...want to... 748 00:29:23,421 --> 00:29:26,016 stop posing and lying! 749 00:29:26,781 --> 00:29:28,340 It takes so much effort 750 00:29:28,541 --> 00:29:30,533 to make these pics look so effortless. 751 00:29:30,741 --> 00:29:31,652 It's exhausting! 752 00:29:31,861 --> 00:29:34,057 Well, so you're saying it's just all a facade? 753 00:29:34,741 --> 00:29:36,573 I don't even know what that word means! 754 00:29:36,781 --> 00:29:38,579 I'm not worldly at all! 755 00:29:42,141 --> 00:29:44,258 # Barbados? 756 00:29:44,981 --> 00:29:46,938 More like # Bogus. 757 00:29:47,221 --> 00:29:48,257 The most exotic place 758 00:29:48,461 --> 00:29:50,020 I've ever been is the gym's sauna. 759 00:29:50,221 --> 00:29:51,860 But you said you didn't work out. 760 00:29:52,381 --> 00:29:53,895 Of course I do. 761 00:29:54,101 --> 00:29:56,138 With real equipment, at a gym, 762 00:29:56,581 --> 00:29:57,776 not in my living room. 763 00:29:57,981 --> 00:29:59,938 So you're still saying that the dumbbell is Kim's? 764 00:30:00,141 --> 00:30:04,340 Yeah. She tried everything to be part of my glamorous lifestyle. 765 00:30:04,581 --> 00:30:06,140 She was even planning on getting surgery 766 00:30:06,381 --> 00:30:07,576 once all the money came in. 767 00:30:07,981 --> 00:30:08,778 What money? 768 00:30:09,021 --> 00:30:09,818 I don't know, 769 00:30:10,021 --> 00:30:11,933 but she made it sound life-changing. 770 00:30:13,381 --> 00:30:14,132 Maybe the motive 771 00:30:14,341 --> 00:30:15,695 for Kim's murder was financial. 772 00:30:15,901 --> 00:30:17,972 Maybe she was coming into some inheritance, 773 00:30:18,181 --> 00:30:19,695 and someone wasn't happy about it. 774 00:30:19,981 --> 00:30:21,779 I can't believe Esther was a fake. 775 00:30:22,021 --> 00:30:23,660 I mean, how did I completely misjudge her? 776 00:30:23,901 --> 00:30:24,971 Lucifer, are you listening? 777 00:30:25,181 --> 00:30:26,456 We need to look into this windfall. 778 00:30:26,741 --> 00:30:28,016 Detective, I think 779 00:30:28,221 --> 00:30:29,211 I've been spending too much time with you. 780 00:30:29,421 --> 00:30:31,617 It's turned my top hat radar rusty. 781 00:30:31,821 --> 00:30:33,414 - What? - But no offense, but I think I need 782 00:30:33,661 --> 00:30:34,981 to go and hang out with some interesting people 783 00:30:35,181 --> 00:30:36,900 before you turn me into a shoe. 784 00:30:50,301 --> 00:30:51,621 - I'm sorry. - Mm. 785 00:30:51,821 --> 00:30:53,141 I don't regret meeting you. 786 00:30:53,541 --> 00:30:55,692 I just... It's a lot. 787 00:30:56,421 --> 00:30:58,333 I've calmed down now, so can we go? 788 00:30:58,901 --> 00:31:00,381 Lie down with me, Linda. 789 00:31:00,581 --> 00:31:02,891 On the... on the sand? 790 00:31:05,061 --> 00:31:05,892 Oh, okay. 791 00:31:10,221 --> 00:31:11,337 Listen, 792 00:31:12,541 --> 00:31:16,251 there was a time when I, too, thought that I knew everything. 793 00:31:17,341 --> 00:31:20,493 This was... this was back when I was an angel 794 00:31:21,341 --> 00:31:25,096 and spent all my time looking down on the world. 795 00:31:28,541 --> 00:31:29,338 But, you see, I found 796 00:31:29,541 --> 00:31:31,214 that it takes looking up to gain perspective. 797 00:31:31,421 --> 00:31:32,980 It's a good reminder of just how much 798 00:31:33,221 --> 00:31:34,735 there is that we don't know. 799 00:31:36,021 --> 00:31:37,057 Linda... 800 00:31:39,461 --> 00:31:41,020 if you really think about it... 801 00:31:42,821 --> 00:31:45,211 do you have any fewer questions than you used to? 802 00:31:46,181 --> 00:31:47,331 When you didn't know? 803 00:31:47,541 --> 00:31:49,737 I mean, they're... they're different questions, 804 00:31:50,141 --> 00:31:51,734 but there are just as many, maybe more. 805 00:31:51,941 --> 00:31:52,772 So you're still every bit 806 00:31:52,981 --> 00:31:54,893 the clueless idiot that you always were? 807 00:32:02,261 --> 00:32:03,581 That helps. 808 00:32:06,421 --> 00:32:08,094 Still sucks about the chameleon, though. 809 00:32:18,461 --> 00:32:19,895 Thank you. 810 00:32:27,861 --> 00:32:30,012 I can't find any sign of that windfall. 811 00:32:31,181 --> 00:32:33,571 As far as I can tell, there was no money coming Kim's way. 812 00:32:33,821 --> 00:32:35,050 Oh, there's got to be something. 813 00:32:35,261 --> 00:32:36,217 There is. 814 00:32:37,381 --> 00:32:38,781 Charlotte, what are you doing here? 815 00:32:39,741 --> 00:32:42,176 I felt unsettled about lying to you. 816 00:32:42,381 --> 00:32:44,816 Um, I thought I could make up for it by making myself useful. 817 00:32:45,021 --> 00:32:49,493 So, I overheard you talking about finding a connection 818 00:32:49,701 --> 00:32:51,499 between the dead girl and that exclusive dating app. 819 00:32:51,701 --> 00:32:53,454 So I did a little digging, and I found one... 820 00:32:53,661 --> 00:32:55,653 - Well, we're long past that. - Are you sure? 821 00:32:55,861 --> 00:32:57,420 I had to pull some strings to get this. 822 00:32:57,621 --> 00:32:59,453 It's an employment contract 823 00:32:59,661 --> 00:33:01,459 between Kim and the owner of the app, 824 00:33:01,661 --> 00:33:02,697 Mack something. 825 00:33:03,101 --> 00:33:05,457 Drawn up two years ago in total secrecy. 826 00:33:05,861 --> 00:33:08,217 But Mack said that he hadn't met Kim 827 00:33:08,421 --> 00:33:09,332 until she called him that night. 828 00:33:09,541 --> 00:33:10,611 Oh, he met her, all right. 829 00:33:10,861 --> 00:33:12,056 Kim hired him. 830 00:33:12,301 --> 00:33:13,621 She hired him? 831 00:33:14,181 --> 00:33:15,854 And then hacked his app? It doesn't make sense. 832 00:33:16,061 --> 00:33:17,051 Unless... 833 00:33:17,661 --> 00:33:18,811 she didn't hack it. 834 00:33:19,341 --> 00:33:22,618 Top Meet's encryption protocol is impossible to crack. 835 00:33:22,861 --> 00:33:24,500 Except to the person who built it. 836 00:33:24,741 --> 00:33:25,379 Exactly. 837 00:33:25,661 --> 00:33:27,539 So, if Kim created Top Meet, 838 00:33:27,901 --> 00:33:28,937 then who the hell is Mack? 839 00:33:29,221 --> 00:33:31,781 Well, no computer whiz, that's for sure. 840 00:33:31,981 --> 00:33:32,732 C-minus student, 841 00:33:32,941 --> 00:33:34,421 barely graduated high school. 842 00:33:35,061 --> 00:33:37,451 Voted Most Likely to Sleep His Way to the Top. 843 00:33:37,661 --> 00:33:39,573 And guess what he was doing before Top Meet. 844 00:33:39,821 --> 00:33:41,016 Spin instructor. 845 00:33:41,261 --> 00:33:42,775 Okay, wh-why would Kim hire him, though, 846 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:45,138 if she's this genius computer engineer? 847 00:33:45,341 --> 00:33:46,821 What does he bring to the equation? 848 00:33:47,061 --> 00:33:48,654 Uh... that. 849 00:33:49,141 --> 00:33:50,416 Look at him and then look at her. 850 00:33:50,621 --> 00:33:51,850 If both came to you 851 00:33:52,061 --> 00:33:53,859 asking for funding for an elite dating app, 852 00:33:54,061 --> 00:33:55,211 whose project would you invest in? 853 00:33:55,421 --> 00:33:57,811 Well, yeah, if you're being all superfish and whatevs. 854 00:33:58,021 --> 00:33:59,250 Which many people are. 855 00:33:59,461 --> 00:34:02,420 Maybe Kim felt she wasn't fancy-schmancy enough, 856 00:34:02,661 --> 00:34:04,698 so she hid the fact that she was the creator, 857 00:34:04,901 --> 00:34:07,496 and hired pretty boy Mack here to be the facade. 858 00:34:07,701 --> 00:34:10,011 In secret. Explains why it didn't come up 859 00:34:10,221 --> 00:34:12,178 - in the background check. - So Kim's insecurities 860 00:34:12,421 --> 00:34:13,616 allowed Mack to take the credit. 861 00:34:14,141 --> 00:34:15,131 And the money. 862 00:34:15,581 --> 00:34:17,220 Which she wanted to take back. 863 00:34:17,501 --> 00:34:18,855 That's the windfall she was expecting. 864 00:34:19,221 --> 00:34:20,450 It's a strong motive for him to kill her. 865 00:34:20,661 --> 00:34:22,141 - Yeah, but didn't his alibi check out? - He could have 866 00:34:22,341 --> 00:34:24,731 easily convinced one of his employees to lie for him. 867 00:34:26,341 --> 00:34:27,695 It's a solid theory, but still, 868 00:34:27,901 --> 00:34:30,097 it's just a theory... we need proof. 869 00:34:30,301 --> 00:34:31,621 I really wish we had that murderous dumbbell 870 00:34:31,861 --> 00:34:33,295 - right about now. - Well, if Mack did it, 871 00:34:33,501 --> 00:34:35,936 - I think we know where to find it. - Hmm? We do? 872 00:34:36,661 --> 00:34:37,333 Uh, there's a good chance 873 00:34:37,541 --> 00:34:39,180 the murder weapon is at Mack's place. 874 00:34:39,381 --> 00:34:41,293 Seasoned killers know to leave it at the scene, 875 00:34:41,501 --> 00:34:43,811 but first-timers, they tend to take it with them. 876 00:34:44,181 --> 00:34:47,219 I can't count the times I've allegedly helped a client unmake 877 00:34:47,421 --> 00:34:48,650 that mistake. 878 00:34:49,461 --> 00:34:50,417 Really? 879 00:34:50,621 --> 00:34:52,101 What? I said "allegedly." 880 00:34:53,701 --> 00:34:55,772 We need to get a search warrant for Mack's place. 881 00:34:55,981 --> 00:34:58,018 - Yeah, good luck with that. - Excuse me? 882 00:34:58,301 --> 00:35:00,418 Mack's lawyer will argue that all you have is conjecture 883 00:35:00,621 --> 00:35:01,896 based on circumstantial evidence, 884 00:35:02,141 --> 00:35:03,336 and any judge will agree. 885 00:35:03,781 --> 00:35:05,261 You're never getting that warrant. 886 00:35:05,461 --> 00:35:09,341 Well, then it's a good thing I am exactly our killer's type. 887 00:35:11,461 --> 00:35:13,976 Mack! I love the place. 888 00:35:14,181 --> 00:35:15,331 Mr. Morningstar. 889 00:35:15,661 --> 00:35:18,335 How about a gentlemen's weekend in Vegas? 890 00:35:18,541 --> 00:35:20,772 I need to scrape the rust off my playboy ways, and you're 891 00:35:20,981 --> 00:35:22,051 just the chap to help this Devil 892 00:35:22,261 --> 00:35:23,411 get his groove back. What do you say? 893 00:35:23,661 --> 00:35:25,220 That sounds fun. 894 00:35:25,421 --> 00:35:26,537 - Yeah. - Uh... 895 00:35:27,021 --> 00:35:30,219 but I'm afraid I have a previous engagement. 896 00:35:30,461 --> 00:35:31,338 Oh? 897 00:35:42,541 --> 00:35:44,772 Some alone time with the detective? 898 00:35:44,981 --> 00:35:47,212 - Not alone anymore. - Oh, Mack. 899 00:35:48,421 --> 00:35:49,616 I suppose we all have our low points. 900 00:35:49,821 --> 00:35:50,698 But not to worry, 901 00:35:50,901 --> 00:35:52,540 I've got a chopper waiting... if we leave now, 902 00:35:52,741 --> 00:35:54,095 we can still make the Encore pool party. 903 00:35:54,301 --> 00:35:56,338 I'm afraid you're gonna have to leave, 904 00:35:56,581 --> 00:35:57,537 Detective... I'm trying to kick off 905 00:35:57,741 --> 00:35:59,653 a Most Interesting Bachelors' Bacchanalian here. 906 00:35:59,901 --> 00:36:01,574 You leave. I'm having fun. 907 00:36:01,821 --> 00:36:03,414 Something going on between you two? 908 00:36:03,661 --> 00:36:05,334 - Absolutely not. - Absolutely not. 909 00:36:05,901 --> 00:36:07,017 I'm gonna grab a beer. 910 00:36:07,341 --> 00:36:09,697 Decide for yourselves who gets the pleasure of my company. 911 00:36:09,901 --> 00:36:11,972 Okay. 912 00:36:12,181 --> 00:36:13,501 Well, I didn't have him pegged for your type. 913 00:36:13,701 --> 00:36:14,691 I thought you preferred them boring. 914 00:36:14,901 --> 00:36:15,971 You think I'm on a date? 915 00:36:16,301 --> 00:36:18,133 I am here looking for the murder weapon, Lucifer. 916 00:36:18,421 --> 00:36:20,014 What, so now you think Mack's the killer? 917 00:36:20,261 --> 00:36:23,015 You're just profiling fabulous people, aren't you? 918 00:36:23,301 --> 00:36:25,213 Enough with this crusade against us already. 919 00:36:25,421 --> 00:36:26,775 Mack isn't fabulous. 920 00:36:27,021 --> 00:36:28,250 Kim created Top Meet. 921 00:36:28,461 --> 00:36:29,611 He stole it. 922 00:36:30,261 --> 00:36:30,933 What? 923 00:36:33,101 --> 00:36:34,740 - Another phony? - Yes. 924 00:36:37,261 --> 00:36:39,378 I suppose that explains the self-aggrandizing artwork. 925 00:36:39,581 --> 00:36:40,332 Would you just help me 926 00:36:40,541 --> 00:36:41,258 find the weapon? 927 00:36:41,461 --> 00:36:42,781 Please? 928 00:36:42,981 --> 00:36:46,133 Okay, fine, in my experience, it's, uh, usually in the toilet. 929 00:36:46,341 --> 00:36:47,013 Oh, I checked there. 930 00:36:47,701 --> 00:36:49,021 Uh... freezer? 931 00:36:49,301 --> 00:36:50,178 It's not there, either. 932 00:36:50,541 --> 00:36:51,577 Well, the fireplace, then. 933 00:36:51,981 --> 00:36:53,461 Oh, Lucifer. 934 00:36:53,661 --> 00:36:54,572 There's no way. 935 00:36:54,781 --> 00:36:55,498 I mean, 936 00:36:55,701 --> 00:36:57,181 could he really be dumb enough to... 937 00:36:57,421 --> 00:36:58,855 to... 938 00:36:59,981 --> 00:37:00,812 Lucifer. 939 00:37:01,101 --> 00:37:02,012 Wha... 940 00:37:02,861 --> 00:37:03,499 Ah. 941 00:37:03,741 --> 00:37:05,414 Well, I think you put the dumb into dumbbell. 942 00:37:05,701 --> 00:37:07,215 Decided against the beer... 943 00:37:09,301 --> 00:37:11,657 two cops showing up at my house on the same day. 944 00:37:12,261 --> 00:37:14,981 Uh, figured that must not be a coincidence. 945 00:37:16,421 --> 00:37:17,377 Still think I'm dumb? 946 00:37:17,781 --> 00:37:19,932 Basic deduction doesn't make you a genius, Mack. 947 00:37:20,141 --> 00:37:21,291 But then again, you're used to taking 948 00:37:21,501 --> 00:37:22,491 more credit than you deserve. 949 00:37:22,701 --> 00:37:25,853 Yes, Mack... or should I say... Hack? 950 00:37:27,901 --> 00:37:29,176 Waste of a pun. You're gonna have to spell it out 951 00:37:29,381 --> 00:37:30,337 for him, Detective. 952 00:37:30,581 --> 00:37:32,459 We know that Kim created Top Meet. 953 00:37:32,741 --> 00:37:35,381 Oh, yeah? You know she was also gonna destroy it, too? 954 00:37:36,021 --> 00:37:37,694 She sneaks onto the site, goes on one good date, 955 00:37:37,901 --> 00:37:39,972 and then wants to make the app more accessible. 956 00:37:40,661 --> 00:37:41,492 So stupid! 957 00:37:41,701 --> 00:37:43,818 What's stupid about thinking someone deserves 958 00:37:44,021 --> 00:37:45,853 to be loved for who they really are? 959 00:37:46,101 --> 00:37:47,615 Kim was the brains, Mack. 960 00:37:48,221 --> 00:37:49,450 You were just the face. 961 00:37:49,821 --> 00:37:51,255 Just the face? 962 00:37:52,141 --> 00:37:53,860 Kim was Wozniak. I'm Jobs. 963 00:37:54,101 --> 00:37:55,774 No one gives a crap about Wozniak. 964 00:37:56,021 --> 00:37:59,378 Oh, please, Mack. What you are is a fraud. 965 00:37:59,701 --> 00:38:01,420 Which, unfortunately, makes you boring. 966 00:38:01,661 --> 00:38:03,254 And predictable. Watch. 967 00:38:05,061 --> 00:38:07,132 - Put that down. - Or what? 968 00:38:07,341 --> 00:38:09,298 You're gonna blow your own face to smithereens, Mack? 969 00:38:09,501 --> 00:38:11,060 It's quite heavy, isn't it? At least 970 00:38:11,261 --> 00:38:12,251 they got the density right. 971 00:38:12,461 --> 00:38:13,099 Ooh! 972 00:38:13,301 --> 00:38:14,371 Heads up! 973 00:38:24,421 --> 00:38:25,616 Nice catch. 974 00:38:28,741 --> 00:38:30,141 Today interesting enough for you? 975 00:38:30,421 --> 00:38:31,980 Well, beats Monopoly. 976 00:38:37,741 --> 00:38:38,777 But in the end, 977 00:38:39,021 --> 00:38:40,455 the shoe turned out to be interesting, 978 00:38:40,661 --> 00:38:42,414 and the top hat, boring. 979 00:38:42,621 --> 00:38:47,059 Right. So you're gonna embrace your boring side now? 980 00:38:47,261 --> 00:38:49,059 Well, I would, but I have no boring side. 981 00:38:49,261 --> 00:38:51,492 - Ah. - Even the most trivial of nights takes a turn 982 00:38:51,741 --> 00:38:53,095 for the exciting when I'm involved. 983 00:38:53,301 --> 00:38:55,054 I just got to throw a man's own head at him. 984 00:38:56,421 --> 00:38:58,811 That sounds... painful. 985 00:38:59,021 --> 00:39:00,853 Oh, don't worry, he deserved it... 986 00:39:01,221 --> 00:39:02,974 for pretending to be something he wasn't. 987 00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:05,572 I mean, people really do waste an awful lot of time 988 00:39:06,381 --> 00:39:08,612 trying to be interesting. 989 00:39:09,141 --> 00:39:09,779 People. 990 00:39:09,981 --> 00:39:11,017 Not you, though. 991 00:39:11,261 --> 00:39:13,253 Oh, no. To me, it just comes effortlessly. 992 00:39:13,501 --> 00:39:15,811 All I have to do is just be myself. 993 00:39:16,341 --> 00:39:17,013 Hmm. 994 00:39:17,221 --> 00:39:18,575 Mm. 995 00:39:18,821 --> 00:39:20,813 But what I really want to know is, 996 00:39:21,581 --> 00:39:22,731 how have you been doing? 997 00:39:25,381 --> 00:39:26,371 Well... 998 00:39:28,341 --> 00:39:30,412 I was in a really dark place. 999 00:39:32,341 --> 00:39:33,297 But... 1000 00:39:33,821 --> 00:39:36,700 someone helped me gain perspective. 1001 00:39:37,741 --> 00:39:39,380 How's that saying go? 1002 00:39:41,141 --> 00:39:42,621 We're all in the gutter, 1003 00:39:42,821 --> 00:39:44,653 but some of us are looking up at the stars. 1004 00:39:44,861 --> 00:39:46,375 The stars are just gas bags, 1005 00:39:46,581 --> 00:39:47,981 and I never would have fed Oscar that line 1006 00:39:48,181 --> 00:39:50,821 had I known how much I'd have to hear people quote it back to me. 1007 00:39:51,301 --> 00:39:52,530 Oscar freakin' Wilde? 1008 00:39:52,821 --> 00:39:54,414 - Mm-hmm. - Really? 1009 00:39:54,621 --> 00:39:56,533 Now, he was an interesting bachelor. 1010 00:39:57,941 --> 00:40:00,331 Anyway, I'm glad to hear that you are doing better. 1011 00:40:00,581 --> 00:40:02,015 This calls for a celebration. 1012 00:40:02,621 --> 00:40:03,691 So... 1013 00:40:04,901 --> 00:40:06,301 Oscar, huh? 1014 00:40:07,261 --> 00:40:08,297 Mm. 1015 00:40:08,541 --> 00:40:10,498 - Tell me everything. - Well... 1016 00:40:10,741 --> 00:40:12,460 he was straight when I first met him. 1017 00:40:17,101 --> 00:40:17,898 Oh, God! 1018 00:40:19,701 --> 00:40:20,737 That one was all you. 1019 00:40:20,941 --> 00:40:22,375 I was about to knock. 1020 00:40:24,421 --> 00:40:27,414 There's... something I need to tell you. 1021 00:40:28,101 --> 00:40:29,057 Funny. 1022 00:40:29,901 --> 00:40:32,416 There's actually something I need to tell you, too. 1023 00:40:34,101 --> 00:40:35,057 Thank you. 1024 00:40:35,781 --> 00:40:38,694 That contract helped put a killer behind bars. 1025 00:40:39,541 --> 00:40:40,338 You did a good thing. 1026 00:40:40,581 --> 00:40:41,537 I stole it. 1027 00:40:41,821 --> 00:40:43,050 Aw, man. 1028 00:40:43,661 --> 00:40:44,617 Seriously? 1029 00:40:46,101 --> 00:40:47,057 You know what? 1030 00:40:47,381 --> 00:40:48,895 It still counts, okay? 1031 00:40:49,101 --> 00:40:50,694 You did a bad thing. 1032 00:40:51,341 --> 00:40:54,573 But it was for a good reason. 1033 00:40:54,821 --> 00:40:55,732 - Really? - Yes. 1034 00:40:55,941 --> 00:40:57,978 But only if, in good faith, 1035 00:40:58,341 --> 00:41:00,333 you try to do it the right way first. 1036 00:41:00,621 --> 00:41:02,533 Being good takes practice. 1037 00:41:03,021 --> 00:41:04,853 Okay? So just keep at it, 1038 00:41:05,061 --> 00:41:07,018 and you'll get better. 1039 00:41:08,261 --> 00:41:10,332 I guess I should take that job, then. 1040 00:41:11,181 --> 00:41:12,297 What job? 1041 00:41:13,101 --> 00:41:15,616 I've been offered a position in the D.A.'s office to... 1042 00:41:16,901 --> 00:41:19,336 help put criminals away for a change. 1043 00:41:19,541 --> 00:41:21,533 Yeah, but like you would ever take that pay cut. 1044 00:41:21,741 --> 00:41:23,016 Yeah, I know. 1045 00:41:23,901 --> 00:41:24,732 But anyway, 1046 00:41:24,981 --> 00:41:26,813 um, sometimes there's more important things... 1047 00:41:28,261 --> 00:41:28,978 than money. 1048 00:41:29,181 --> 00:41:33,016 Oh, yeah. Yeah, like all the things money can buy. 1049 00:41:33,221 --> 00:41:35,816 Too late... you talked me into it. 1050 00:41:36,581 --> 00:41:37,298 I did? 1051 00:41:37,501 --> 00:41:40,300 Yes. This job is the perfect place... 1052 00:41:40,941 --> 00:41:43,217 to practice this "being good" thing. 1053 00:41:43,981 --> 00:41:44,858 And bonus. 1054 00:41:45,861 --> 00:41:47,580 I'll be around here more. 1055 00:41:50,501 --> 00:41:51,776 Yeah. 1056 00:41:52,861 --> 00:41:54,261 Bonus. 1057 00:41:57,061 --> 00:41:58,814 So, how did Lucinda do, Mom? 1058 00:42:00,021 --> 00:42:02,297 Uh, she did... okay. 1059 00:42:02,741 --> 00:42:04,698 Helped us catch the bad guy in the end. 1060 00:42:05,221 --> 00:42:06,814 - Thank you. - No, I meant... 1061 00:42:07,381 --> 00:42:09,338 how did meeting new people at the party go? 1062 00:42:09,701 --> 00:42:10,691 Oh. 1063 00:42:11,781 --> 00:42:13,215 Well, um... 1064 00:42:13,421 --> 00:42:16,220 I actually... had a pretty good time. 1065 00:42:17,101 --> 00:42:20,139 I mean, but only once I... stopped being Lucinda 1066 00:42:20,381 --> 00:42:22,418 and started being myself. 1067 00:42:25,261 --> 00:42:27,901 You know, it can be scary sometimes, but... 1068 00:42:28,981 --> 00:42:32,258 being who you really are is never a bad idea. 1069 00:42:33,021 --> 00:42:34,375 Hey, there's a piece missing. 1070 00:42:48,381 --> 00:42:49,531 Lucifer. 1071 00:42:51,781 --> 00:42:52,453 Are you coming? 1072 00:42:52,661 --> 00:42:53,856 Uh... 1073 00:42:54,101 --> 00:42:56,138 how about a nice round of Monopoly? 1074 00:42:56,661 --> 00:42:57,492 No? 1075 00:42:57,981 --> 00:42:59,973 Little face- painting, maybe? 1076 00:43:02,421 --> 00:43:03,696 I didn't think so. 1077 00:43:05,061 --> 00:43:06,017 Hmm.