1 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:14,556 [rock music playing] 2 00:00:14,639 --> 00:00:17,225 ♪ Gonna do it my way ♪ 3 00:00:17,308 --> 00:00:18,977 ♪ Goin' for the gold ♪ 4 00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:20,812 ♪ Gonna do it my way… ♪ 5 00:00:20,895 --> 00:00:22,814 Wait, you're gonna be what? 6 00:00:22,897 --> 00:00:24,858 The new God. Isn't that great? 7 00:00:26,151 --> 00:00:29,988 So your Dad's gonna retire, and he chose you to replace him? 8 00:00:30,071 --> 00:00:33,158 Well, not in so many words. He asked me and Amenadiel to keep it a secret, 9 00:00:33,241 --> 00:00:35,201 so it's obvious he wants it to be one of us. 10 00:00:35,785 --> 00:00:38,997 -And Amenadiel doesn't want it? -Nope. It's all mine. 11 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:42,959 What about all the other angels? Are they gonna be okay with this? 12 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:45,045 No, they'll have more opinions than Twitter, 13 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:47,338 but Heaven's never been a democracy. 14 00:00:47,422 --> 00:00:49,799 It's best they don't find out until Dad makes it official. 15 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:50,717 But why you? 16 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:55,889 Because I would be a much better God than my father ever was. 17 00:00:55,972 --> 00:00:59,184 No, but why would you even want to be God? 18 00:00:59,768 --> 00:01:01,102 [huffs] 19 00:01:01,811 --> 00:01:05,106 Never mind the why. This is gonna be great, Detective. 20 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:07,442 Lots of changes when I'm in charge. 21 00:01:07,525 --> 00:01:10,445 War eradicated, world hunger satiated. 22 00:01:10,528 --> 00:01:14,616 Hangovers… never should have existed in the first place. [laughs] 23 00:01:14,699 --> 00:01:16,701 [engine revs] 24 00:01:20,997 --> 00:01:23,708 You know, I really thought you'd be more excited about this. 25 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:26,044 Sorry. 26 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:31,007 [sighs] I guess I'm just 27 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:35,095 trying to wrap my mind around what all of this means. 28 00:01:35,178 --> 00:01:37,097 -Means? -For us. Yeah. 29 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:41,101 Oh, well, it won't change a thing. In fact, things will only get better. 30 00:01:41,184 --> 00:01:45,271 I'll become omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent. All the omnis. 31 00:01:45,355 --> 00:01:47,565 But how is that good for our relationship? 32 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:50,860 I'll be there for you whenever and wherever you need me. 33 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:53,279 I'll know exactly what you're thinking. 34 00:01:53,822 --> 00:01:55,448 That's not at all dangerous. 35 00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:59,494 Well, I'll know exactly when you want me to do that thing you like, for example. 36 00:01:59,577 --> 00:02:00,537 [chuckles] 37 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:04,499 Look, Detective, this is a good thing. Trust me. 38 00:02:05,583 --> 00:02:06,709 I do. 39 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:07,627 I just… 40 00:02:07,710 --> 00:02:09,462 You need time to process. Of course you do. 41 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:13,591 Well, in the meantime, how about business as usual? 42 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:15,802 Nice little murder, take your mind off things? 43 00:02:19,013 --> 00:02:19,848 [chuckles] 44 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:22,475 ♪ Rise up, you never fall ♪ 45 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:27,397 ♪ Time to lay down the law, whoa! ♪ 46 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:33,194 Could you imagine being ripped apart by a shark? 47 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:35,071 Do I have to? 48 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:39,492 What do you think the worst part would be? 49 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:43,371 Those big ole teeth tearing into your skin, 50 00:02:43,454 --> 00:02:46,082 the water filling your lungs as you scream 51 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:50,295 or the heart attack from the sheer terror of it all? 52 00:02:50,378 --> 00:02:52,130 You never cease to amaze me, Ella. 53 00:02:52,213 --> 00:02:55,258 I mean, even the darkest, most morbid stuff gets you excited, 54 00:02:55,341 --> 00:02:58,428 and that's because you know all this work's gonna help somebody. 55 00:02:59,345 --> 00:03:00,180 Yeah. 56 00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:03,892 [Lucifer] Sharks, one of Earth's most misunderstood creatures. 57 00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:06,686 Definitely correcting that when I'm God. 58 00:03:08,813 --> 00:03:11,316 So, who do we have here? 59 00:03:11,399 --> 00:03:13,985 Bruna Lorenzoni, 33, chief operator of the aquarium. 60 00:03:14,068 --> 00:03:17,864 -Pieces were found scattered in the tank. -Obviously, death by shark, right? 61 00:03:17,947 --> 00:03:18,781 Wrong! 62 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:25,413 See, this wound right here is way deeper than any sort of tooth. 63 00:03:25,496 --> 00:03:28,416 Cleaner cut too, made by some sort of blade. 64 00:03:28,499 --> 00:03:30,627 She was dead before she hit the water. 65 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:34,088 So the killer dumped the body, hoping the sharks would hide the murder? 66 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:36,007 Should've known we'd smell something fishy. 67 00:03:36,090 --> 00:03:39,844 -Aww, Dad joke, nice. -Thanks. I'm practicing. 68 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:42,639 We've located all of her pieces except her left arm. 69 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:45,016 And the fingernails on the hand we do have 70 00:03:45,099 --> 00:03:48,353 show some sign of struggle, so I sent the samples back to the lab. 71 00:03:48,436 --> 00:03:51,981 Her pieces were in the water for a long time, so it's gonna be tough, 72 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:55,109 but maybe our victim nabbed some of the killer's DNA. 73 00:03:55,193 --> 00:03:57,320 -Who found the body? -Elizabeth Newman. 74 00:03:57,403 --> 00:03:58,488 The aquarium's owner. 75 00:03:58,571 --> 00:04:01,407 I came in this morning because Bruna wasn't returning my calls. 76 00:04:01,991 --> 00:04:04,369 I never imagined I'd find her like… 77 00:04:04,452 --> 00:04:05,662 like that. 78 00:04:06,537 --> 00:04:09,707 Oh, this is a nightmare. I don't know how to do any of this without her. 79 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:12,001 Do you know of anyone who would want Bruna dead? 80 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,920 No, I have no idea. 81 00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:17,757 She was a pillar of our marine conservation community. 82 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:21,427 Oceans wouldn't need saving if my father hadn't been slacking. Just saying. 83 00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:25,807 Who had access to the aquarium grounds after hours? 84 00:04:25,890 --> 00:04:29,143 [hesitates] I don't know. Bruna ran everything. 85 00:04:30,061 --> 00:04:32,355 I love our animals as much as she does, 86 00:04:32,438 --> 00:04:34,857 but these days I'm just more of the money person. 87 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:37,068 Yeah. Uh, Detective, I just realized, 88 00:04:37,151 --> 00:04:40,196 when I'm God, I'll know the answers to all your questions. 89 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,365 No more asking useless people like Lizzie here. 90 00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:45,702 Okay, well, you are not God yet, so that is not helpful right now. 91 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:49,372 Well, I'm just trying to get you as excited about my new promotion as… 92 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:51,791 I am. 93 00:04:52,917 --> 00:04:53,751 Excuse me. 94 00:04:55,586 --> 00:04:57,171 Brother, what are you doing here? 95 00:04:57,255 --> 00:04:58,798 You weren't answering your phone. 96 00:04:58,881 --> 00:05:00,049 Have you heard the news? 97 00:05:01,342 --> 00:05:02,802 Father's back. 98 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:05,054 Really? 99 00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:09,225 But why do you look so worried? He's still retiring, isn't he? 100 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,894 Oh, yeah, that's definitely still happening. 101 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:13,855 Excellent. Well, I should go talk to him 102 00:05:13,938 --> 00:05:17,025 and get his blessing before our meddlesome siblings find out. 103 00:05:17,692 --> 00:05:18,568 Yeah. 104 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:21,112 About that… 105 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:24,490 [chattering] 106 00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:32,332 [man] Thanks, Pop. 107 00:05:35,084 --> 00:05:37,587 Oh, bloody Hell! 108 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:49,932 -[God] Hot dogs or burgers, my children? -[Lucifer] Rude. 109 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:51,517 I didn't get an invitation. 110 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:53,102 Not even Gabriel's e-vite? 111 00:05:53,936 --> 00:05:56,147 Well, she emails too much. I send her straight to spam. 112 00:05:56,230 --> 00:05:59,359 Hi, guys! Heard you talking about me. Long time no see. Glad you could make it. 113 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:01,402 -Archangels, assemble! -[chuckles] 114 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:03,446 Azrael says hi, wishes she could be here, 115 00:06:03,529 --> 00:06:05,531 but you know, no rest for the Angel of Death. 116 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:07,658 [both sigh] Hey, Gabriel. 117 00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:11,412 So, Amenadiel, someone's been a busy angel. 118 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:13,915 Spill. I wanna know everything about your baby mama. 119 00:06:13,998 --> 00:06:16,292 Like I would tell anything to the Angel of Gossip. 120 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:19,504 -[chuckles] -It's Angel of Messages, but whatever. 121 00:06:19,587 --> 00:06:21,464 I got plenty of hot goss without you. 122 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:23,674 Have you heard? 123 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:26,302 Dad's getting old, and he's losing it. 124 00:06:26,928 --> 00:06:27,762 Who told you that? 125 00:06:27,845 --> 00:06:28,846 Michael. 126 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:30,973 At first we were like, "What? No way!" 127 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:33,434 But then we heard that Dad was making people sing, 128 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:36,896 turned himself mortal, lost his powers, exploded a human. 129 00:06:36,979 --> 00:06:38,564 He put the human back together again. 130 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:41,025 Can we please talk about the immediate problem here? 131 00:06:42,026 --> 00:06:44,570 Like all of us archangels gathered here on Earth, 132 00:06:44,654 --> 00:06:47,407 out in the open for all of humanity to see! 133 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:50,368 Relax, brother, this is LA. No one will even notice. 134 00:06:50,451 --> 00:06:52,495 Anyway, if you'll excuse us, sister, 135 00:06:52,578 --> 00:06:54,622 we would like to have a chat with dear old Dad. 136 00:06:56,582 --> 00:06:58,000 [chuckles] Remiel. 137 00:06:58,084 --> 00:06:59,836 It's good to see you, brother. 138 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:02,004 Sister. 139 00:07:03,464 --> 00:07:05,633 Ha! Nothing. 140 00:07:08,052 --> 00:07:10,471 Who invited the Devil to our gathering of angels? 141 00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:12,473 Brother Zadkiel, 142 00:07:12,557 --> 00:07:16,185 still taking your Angel of Righteousness role too seriously, I see. 143 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:18,521 [inhales, spits] 144 00:07:20,773 --> 00:07:22,483 How dare you! 145 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:27,780 That's not a godly way to behave, Lucy. 146 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:30,241 You're right. 147 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:32,201 Excuse me. 148 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:40,501 Hello, my sons. 149 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:42,503 Welcome to my retirement party. 150 00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:44,338 Can you smell what I'm cooking? 151 00:07:45,089 --> 00:07:46,591 I learned that phrase from Linda. 152 00:07:46,674 --> 00:07:49,594 Dad, I thought your retirement was supposed to be a secret. 153 00:07:49,677 --> 00:07:51,137 It was, and thank you for keeping it. 154 00:07:51,220 --> 00:07:54,932 Father, we couldn't find you after you disappeared from Lucifer's penthouse. 155 00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:57,393 Were you off planning your retirement? 156 00:07:57,477 --> 00:08:00,354 -Oh, I should do that, shouldn't I? -[Gabriel] So, Dad. 157 00:08:00,438 --> 00:08:03,399 Since you're retiring, there'll be a new you, right? Who's it gonna be? 158 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:06,110 If it's a secret, whisper it in my ear. I won't tell a soul. 159 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:08,529 [Remiel] It's obvious who will replace Father. 160 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:10,865 -It's Amenadiel. -[woman] Yes! 161 00:08:10,948 --> 00:08:14,911 [scoffs] Well, actually, it's not going to be Amenadiel. 162 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:17,413 It's going to be the handsomest of us all. 163 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:18,539 Hanjobadiel? 164 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:19,874 No, not Hanjobadiel. 165 00:08:21,709 --> 00:08:22,919 It's going to be me. 166 00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:24,462 -[murmuring] -What? 167 00:08:24,545 --> 00:08:27,507 -No. -Amenadiel, tell him it's you. 168 00:08:30,551 --> 00:08:32,803 Remy, I'm sorry, but, uh… 169 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:36,390 Lucifer has my full support. 170 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:38,768 How can that be? Of all the angels that are worthy-- 171 00:08:38,851 --> 00:08:40,686 Who is more qualified than me? Good point. 172 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:44,524 I ran Hell for millennia. Have any of you run your own kingdom? 173 00:08:45,107 --> 00:08:47,026 Even so much as a taco truck? 174 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:51,822 [exhales] Didn't think so. [sniffs] 175 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:54,825 Brother, you know I've always followed your lead. 176 00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:57,036 Okay? But I cannot support the Fallen One. 177 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:00,289 Father, this is your choice. 178 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:02,625 Not theirs. 179 00:09:03,584 --> 00:09:07,213 Tell us who you choose to be your successor. Please. 180 00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:11,509 Why don't you stay out of this with your swirly staff and your bloody medieval-- 181 00:09:11,592 --> 00:09:14,637 Children, children, please, one thing at a time. 182 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,807 My retirement plan, then my successor. 183 00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:18,849 [groans] 184 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:22,645 But first, who wants another hot dog? [laughs] 185 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:29,652 [groans] 186 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:33,614 Detective, I'm afraid that there has been a speed bump in my road to becoming God. 187 00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:34,907 Oh, no, really? 188 00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:38,619 Yes, before Dad names me God 2.0, he needs a retirement plan. 189 00:09:38,703 --> 00:09:41,622 So, I thought, what better way to prove that I'm God material 190 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:43,916 than to make his plans for him? 191 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:47,753 Huh. Okay. Got it. Well, in Earthly matters, 192 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:50,339 we finished interviewing everybody at the aquarium, 193 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:53,259 and aside from a few endangered fish gone missing, 194 00:09:53,342 --> 00:09:55,011 we've learned that-- Lucifer. 195 00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:57,430 -Hmm? -We have a lead. 196 00:09:57,513 --> 00:09:59,056 On one of these retirement homes? 197 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:00,641 -No, on the case. -Oh. 198 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:03,352 A few employees said Bruna was arguing with her husband. 199 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:07,607 They overheard him making threats to her on some screaming match over the phone. 200 00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:08,941 You should bring him in. 201 00:10:10,067 --> 00:10:11,193 You think? 202 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:14,280 Yes, I threatened my wife. I threatened to leave her. 203 00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:18,659 That stupid aquarium was her entire life. She paid zero attention to anything else. 204 00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:19,702 Including you? 205 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:22,413 Me, our children, our dogs, housework. 206 00:10:22,496 --> 00:10:24,790 She couldn't even keep up with her Fitbit challenges. 207 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:26,792 The night she died, you know where I was? 208 00:10:27,376 --> 00:10:30,963 Home. Taking care of our two sick kids, by myself. 209 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:34,925 -So you're giving us your alibi? -I watch cop shows. I know how this works. 210 00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:38,346 You'll find plenty of footage of me covered in kid vomit on our nanny cam. 211 00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:40,806 Bruna's employees heard you screaming over the phone. 212 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:42,642 Was that also about her never being around? 213 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,561 That was mostly about the affair. 214 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:49,982 She was making late night calls to some restaurant owner named Jeremy. 215 00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:53,527 I followed her to his house, but all they did was argue. 216 00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:55,988 Turns out it wasn't an affair. 217 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:59,241 It was just about her fish. 218 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:01,535 [chuckles] Even that was about work. 219 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:03,913 Part of me hoped she was cheating on me, 220 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:07,124 just to prove that her aquarium wasn't her entire universe. 221 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:08,501 Her universe? 222 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:14,882 Would you say she was sort of the god of the aquarium? 223 00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:15,883 Sure. 224 00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:20,262 A god who didn't have time for the one who loved her the most. 225 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:21,180 Me. 226 00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:26,435 Lucifer, are you hearing this? 227 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:29,271 His godlike wife didn't have time for him. 228 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,649 -God, you say? -Mm-hmm. 229 00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:36,028 [gasps] Which one of these retirement homes 230 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:39,615 do you think that your godlike wife would enjoy the most? 231 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,368 Uh, Golden Oldies has the best salad bar, 232 00:11:42,451 --> 00:11:44,787 but you can't beat Big Sleep's water aerobics. 233 00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:46,205 Retirement? What are you-- 234 00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:48,499 Bruna is dead. 235 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:51,502 Right. 236 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,130 Right, well, if you were God, 237 00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:56,966 which one do you think you'd like to spend your eternity in? 238 00:11:58,092 --> 00:11:59,135 I wouldn't. 239 00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:02,054 [sniffles] Not without my wife by my side. 240 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:03,848 Well, that doesn't help me at all. 241 00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:06,600 My dad's wife is in another dimension. 242 00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:08,269 I'm so sorry. 243 00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:12,440 But maybe Dad could do with a new partner. 244 00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:16,152 Well, that's it. Forget retirement homes. You've given me a much better idea. 245 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:19,905 Excuse me, what about the case? You haven't even been listening. 246 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:21,407 Yes, I was. 247 00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:25,745 Aquarium, Fitbit, kid vomit, restaurant owner named Jeremy. 248 00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:27,329 -[grumbles] -Wait. 249 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:30,207 It's not Jeremy of Jeremy's Fine Food, is it? 250 00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:37,381 Oh. Detective, Jeremy is known in certain circles 251 00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:40,176 for serving rare, illegal animals. 252 00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:42,845 The aquarium's missing fish. 253 00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:45,765 If Bruna found out someone was selling the fish to Jeremy 254 00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:49,059 and confronted him about it, that's definitely motive for murder. 255 00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:50,102 [scoffs] 256 00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:51,854 Hmm? 257 00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:53,564 [groans] 258 00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:58,486 Having a soul is the worst. 259 00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:01,030 -But isn't that what you wanted? -Yeah, until I got one. 260 00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:02,490 Got Eve and… 261 00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:06,702 turns out having a soul mate that can die… 262 00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:10,247 It's torture. 263 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:16,504 There's also something very special about the limited time we have with someone. 264 00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:19,048 Maybe you could focus on what you do have 265 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,467 instead of what you don't. 266 00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:22,635 [scoffs] 267 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,347 Not when I know Eve will end up in Heaven. 268 00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,225 Where I can never go. 269 00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:33,062 You don't know that she's gonna end up in Heaven. 270 00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:38,943 She's the brightest, nicest, most caring, honest person ever. 271 00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:40,653 Of course she's going to Heaven. 272 00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:43,572 Now that you have a new soul, maybe you'll go too. 273 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,534 With all the terrible things I've done, Linda? Come on. 274 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:49,870 Definitely going to Hell. 275 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:54,458 But wasn't there a time that all you wanted was to go back there? 276 00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:57,461 Yeah, as Hell's torturer. 277 00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:01,465 But with a soul, if I die, 278 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,592 I'll turn up as one of the tortured. 279 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:04,844 [exhales] 280 00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:07,888 Oh, God. 281 00:14:12,476 --> 00:14:14,353 I know how they're gonna torture me. 282 00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:18,148 I've gotta go fix this. 283 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:24,405 ♪ If you only knew How much I loved you ♪ 284 00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:29,159 ♪ The sky would open up And show from Heaven above… ♪ 285 00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:30,870 Detective! 286 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,790 Lucifer. You look handsome. 287 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,375 You look good enough to eat. 288 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:37,376 [laughs] 289 00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:41,797 Um, why are we at Jeremy's right now, dressed like this? 290 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,674 Weren't we gonna confront him tomorrow? 291 00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:47,720 Why put off till tomorrow what we can do tonight whilst drinking wine? 292 00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:51,348 Besides, if we confront him head-on, he'll surely deny, deny, deny. 293 00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:56,645 But if we get him to sell us one of his deliciously illegal meats, then voila! 294 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,272 [in French accent] Leverage. 295 00:14:58,355 --> 00:15:01,317 -[normal accent] Leverage. -So like a sting-date combo. 296 00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:05,195 You know, that's a nice work-life balance, Lucifer. 297 00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:08,324 Maybe I don't need to be so worried about you becoming God after all. 298 00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:11,035 -Well, I told you. [chuckles] -I know. 299 00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:15,456 It'll be nice to have some alone time, just the two of us. 300 00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:16,624 [Lucifer] Mm. 301 00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:17,541 [God] Son. 302 00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:20,920 -Uh, and your dad. -[Lucifer exhales] 303 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,379 [woman] Chloe. 304 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:24,757 And my mom. 305 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,593 Oh, ready for our double Decker date? 306 00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:30,763 [chuckles] 307 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,355 [Lucifer sighs] 308 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:41,231 -[Chloe, God] Hmm. -[woman] Oh! 309 00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:44,026 -Good to see you two finally together. -[Lucifer chuckles] 310 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:48,238 Hmm! On a surprise, totally without warning, double date. 311 00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:51,408 Oh, you didn't know either? Well, that explains a lot. 312 00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:53,702 My daughter never invites me to dinner. 313 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:54,912 [chuckles] 314 00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:56,080 I was blindsided too. 315 00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:58,832 Impossible, Dad, you're omniscient. 316 00:15:58,916 --> 00:15:59,792 Dad? 317 00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:04,672 Well, we haven't been properly introduced. 318 00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:05,714 I'm Penelope. 319 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:06,632 I know. 320 00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:09,593 Aww, you know my work. Well, points already. 321 00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:11,095 And your name is? 322 00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:12,346 You can call me God. 323 00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:14,181 Frey! Godfrey is his name. 324 00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:16,266 Yeah, I thought you two would get along. 325 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:18,978 Dad is retiring, and Penelope herself is retired. 326 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:21,730 -[hesitates] I am not retired. -[Lucifer] No? 327 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,273 Who told you that? My agent? 328 00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:27,736 Oh! Sorry, my mistake. Well, you have other things in common. 329 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,364 You've both lost spouses. So, there's that. 330 00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:31,657 Your wife died? 331 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:33,742 No, she's just in her own universe. 332 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:37,496 Isn't that just how relationships fall apart? 333 00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:39,915 My John and I, we were the opposite. 334 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,667 We were totally connected. 335 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:46,839 -Totally supportive of each other. -Hmm. 336 00:16:47,464 --> 00:16:48,507 What? You don't agree? 337 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,635 [inhales] Well, he was… 338 00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:54,847 completely supportive of you. 339 00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:59,685 He gave up his dream of becoming a detective to support your career. 340 00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:01,478 And you're saying that's my fault? 341 00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:04,231 Children. They blame us for everything. 342 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:08,068 Right? As if we created the world. 343 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,112 [laughing] 344 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,366 So… 345 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:16,827 tell me, Godfrey. 346 00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:19,538 How long have you been this handsome? 347 00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:20,831 Hmm. 348 00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:26,295 [barking] 349 00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:30,007 [panting] All right. 350 00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:33,635 [shushing] 351 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:37,890 One, two, three. 352 00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,059 [door opens] 353 00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,936 Maze! Maze, what are you doing? 354 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:45,272 [sighs] Nothing. 355 00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:49,359 I can't do it. 356 00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:50,611 Can't do what? 357 00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:53,822 [sighs] Something I'll feel guilty about. 358 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,699 [sighs] Why, Maze? 359 00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:57,534 [sighs] 360 00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:01,705 Because that'll be what Squee tortures me with in Hell, okay? 361 00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:05,125 I know what my Hell loop is going to be. 362 00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:09,546 I was trying to change it. 363 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,715 So you'd rather be a puppy murderer? 364 00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:16,178 I'm going to be trapped in that hospital room, Amenadiel. 365 00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:18,639 Breaking Eve's heart. 366 00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:22,643 Losing her over and over and over. 367 00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:25,854 Forever. 368 00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:28,982 Maybe not, Maze. 369 00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:31,068 [shudders] 370 00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:34,488 When Lucifer becomes God, you can just ask him for help. 371 00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:36,907 Hold on. Lucifer's doing what? 372 00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:39,034 He's taking over after our father retires. 373 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:42,955 I'm sure it's gonna be no problem for him to change the rules of Hell for you. 374 00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:46,250 You got this, right? 375 00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:47,459 -What? -Yep, okay. 376 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:51,046 No. No, no, no, no, no. Maze, what are you doing? 377 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:54,383 -Maze! Don't-- [groans] -[urinating] 378 00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:01,557 My little rebel made such a mess in that garden. 379 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,643 [Penelope and God laugh] 380 00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:08,730 Chloe's most difficult phase were her Goth years. 381 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,275 [chuckling] Hot Topic almost bankrupted us. 382 00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:12,901 -[God chuckles] -Okay. 383 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:16,530 Enough with the childhood embarrassing stories, thank you. 384 00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:18,866 Godfrey, why don't you tell us about your old job? 385 00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:22,411 What kind of work-life balance did you have? 386 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:32,045 I actually didn't have much of a life. 387 00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,173 It was pretty much all work. 388 00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:35,757 I'm sure he's exaggerating. 389 00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:40,012 Caused a lot of problems between me and my wife. 390 00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:43,724 She always felt like I didn't have enough time for her. 391 00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:47,936 Maybe she was right. 392 00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,692 -Oh. -Ready to order entrees? 393 00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:55,194 -I'm not hungry. -I'm vegan. 394 00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:58,280 -What? Since when? -Okay, I'll order for the table. 395 00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:00,199 [waiter] Would you like to hear our specials? 396 00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:01,867 Well, actually, um… 397 00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,829 [whispers] I'm interested in your special specials. 398 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:08,332 I'm in the mood for some Asian arowana. 399 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,335 Sir, we don't serve endangered animals here. 400 00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:13,045 That's not what I heard. 401 00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:15,047 I'd like to speak with the owner, please. 402 00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:17,007 Sorry, sir, you have the wrong idea. 403 00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:21,261 Well, I think we just blew our shot. 404 00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:23,889 Oh, merely a slight snag. 405 00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:26,850 Anyway, let's concentrate on what's important here. 406 00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:29,186 Your mom and my dad. A match made in Heaven. 407 00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:31,230 Excuse me. Jeremy Morgan, I'm the owner. 408 00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:34,274 And I want to apologize for our waiter's behavior. 409 00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:36,735 He had no idea we had such an important guest. 410 00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:38,111 That's quite all right. 411 00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:40,405 Miss Decker, I'm a a huge fan. 412 00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:44,201 [chuckles] Althea: Queen of the Quarks, that should have won you an Oscar. 413 00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:46,328 [laughs] Oh, my! 414 00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:50,040 Well, thank you. And I totally agree. 415 00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:52,167 [Jeremy] It is an honor to have you in my restaurant. 416 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:55,629 Now, we don't normally serve first-timers from our secret menu, 417 00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:57,923 and sadly, we don't have any arowana, 418 00:20:58,006 --> 00:21:00,676 but I do have a delicacy fit for a queen. 419 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:01,802 Oh. 420 00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:05,264 [Jeremy] Ailuropoda melanoleuca tartare. 421 00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:08,225 Ooh, sounds so European. 422 00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:10,727 -[God] You said you were vegan, right? -Mm-hmm. 423 00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:13,063 You sure you wanna eat panda? 424 00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:14,231 Panda? 425 00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:16,191 Jeremy Morgan, you're under arrest. 426 00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:20,320 And I'm sure PETA will agree, most likely going to Hell. 427 00:21:24,032 --> 00:21:26,159 Yesterday, on my morning run, 428 00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:29,788 I saw this guy about to cross the street, 429 00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:33,083 head in his phone, not paying attention, 430 00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:36,295 moments away from walking into traffic. 431 00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:43,260 And my mind started picturing things. Like… 432 00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:47,472 like, really vivid things. 433 00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:52,394 Which car would hit him first? 434 00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:56,106 Which of his bones would shatter? 435 00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:59,985 The position his body would land on the ground. 436 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:05,365 Exactly how long it would take him to bleed out. 437 00:22:07,075 --> 00:22:09,703 Detail after detail. 438 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,958 I eventually snapped out of it, but… 439 00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:16,793 it was too late. 440 00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:17,794 He got hit? 441 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:18,712 No. 442 00:22:18,795 --> 00:22:20,672 No, he-- He looked up in time. 443 00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:22,799 -But that, that's not the point. -[sighs] 444 00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:27,971 The point is that helping him wasn't my first thought. 445 00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:30,098 [voce breaking] Or my second. 446 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:31,850 Or my third. 447 00:22:33,101 --> 00:22:35,020 [crying] How messed up is that? 448 00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:36,646 Ella. 449 00:22:38,982 --> 00:22:41,735 You've been coming to see me ever since you caught Pete. 450 00:22:41,818 --> 00:22:46,865 And over all that time, you've never taken a single day off. 451 00:22:48,992 --> 00:22:50,494 Maybe it's catching up to you. 452 00:22:50,577 --> 00:22:53,497 No, no, no, no, the job is what centers me. 453 00:22:54,164 --> 00:22:57,292 Channels these thoughts into some kind of purpose. 454 00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:04,007 The truth is… 455 00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:08,345 I've been this way my entire life. 456 00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:11,890 I've hidden it from everyone. 457 00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:14,142 [inhales] 458 00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:16,269 Dan, Chloe. 459 00:23:17,604 --> 00:23:20,357 Everyone thinks I'm a good person. 460 00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:24,236 I told Amenadiel that I would try to accept myself, but… 461 00:23:25,278 --> 00:23:26,113 how? 462 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:32,744 How can I accept myself when this darkness is such a part of who I am? 463 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,549 [sighs] Why haven't I heard anything yet? 464 00:23:45,632 --> 00:23:48,176 -[clears throat] Lucifer. -I gave my Dad a phone. 465 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,887 The least he can do is text me how it went. 466 00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:54,266 As I was saying, we found your freezer full of illegal meats. 467 00:23:54,349 --> 00:23:57,644 Bruna found out. She was gonna expose you, so you killed her. 468 00:23:57,727 --> 00:24:00,730 I had nothing to do with Bruna's death. I swear. 469 00:24:00,814 --> 00:24:03,400 -Yes, I serve exotic meats. -[phone whooshes] 470 00:24:03,483 --> 00:24:05,861 Any idea how hard it is to run a restaurant in LA? 471 00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:08,321 You have to innovate just to stay in business. 472 00:24:08,405 --> 00:24:10,240 The savage isn't lying about that. 473 00:24:10,323 --> 00:24:12,325 -Oh, so you are with us? -[phone chiming] 474 00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:13,577 Sorry. 475 00:24:13,660 --> 00:24:16,163 So, Bruna wasn't aware of what you were up to? 476 00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:18,915 No, she was, but she wasn't trying to stop me. 477 00:24:18,999 --> 00:24:20,792 She was trying to sell some of her fish. 478 00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:24,045 Marine conservationist Bruna, whose whole life was that aquarium? 479 00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:25,714 I don't know about any of that. 480 00:24:25,797 --> 00:24:29,843 All I know is she approached me months ago and offered to sell me some bluefin tuna. 481 00:24:29,926 --> 00:24:33,763 It's hard to come by, so I bought some. I have the wire transfers to prove it. 482 00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:36,224 If you were in business, what were you arguing about? 483 00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:38,935 A week ago, she offered me her rarest fish. 484 00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:41,354 She said she needed to sell $47,000 worth, 485 00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:43,732 but I'd just maxed out on my budget on… 486 00:24:45,108 --> 00:24:47,027 [sighs] …bald eagle. 487 00:24:47,110 --> 00:24:48,653 So I turned her down. 488 00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:53,033 She freaked out and left, and that's the last time I had any contact with her. 489 00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:56,203 -Where were you the night of the murder? -My restaurant. My employees can verify. 490 00:24:56,286 --> 00:24:57,704 -[chiming] -[Lucifer] For Dad's sake. 491 00:24:57,787 --> 00:25:01,041 I know he has big fingers, but these texts are simply indecipherable. 492 00:25:01,124 --> 00:25:05,086 I'm just gonna call him. Excuse me, Detective. Wolfgang Yuck. 493 00:25:08,423 --> 00:25:10,425 We're gonna need those wire transfers. 494 00:25:13,261 --> 00:25:15,096 [cell phone ringing] 495 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:21,311 [Lucifer] Oh, come on, just answer the bloody phone. 496 00:25:23,146 --> 00:25:26,358 Oh, there you are. So? 497 00:25:27,108 --> 00:25:31,404 How'd it go? Ready to ride off into the sunset with a Decker of your own? 498 00:25:32,447 --> 00:25:34,032 Penelope is lovely. 499 00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:38,245 But she's a few millennia too young for me. 500 00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:43,291 Right. Okay. No double Decker. [chuckles] 501 00:25:44,334 --> 00:25:46,253 Well, there's plenty more fish in the sea. 502 00:25:46,336 --> 00:25:48,922 I'll find you a match if it's the last non-God thing I do. 503 00:25:49,005 --> 00:25:51,967 Lucifer, you're not listening. 504 00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:57,097 There is and will always be only one woman I will ever love. 505 00:25:59,266 --> 00:26:01,851 Fine. Well, if you're gonna be stubborn about it, 506 00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:04,646 I'll plan a different element of your retirement, then. 507 00:26:06,022 --> 00:26:06,856 Son. 508 00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:09,109 I don't need your help. 509 00:26:09,192 --> 00:26:11,444 I need to make sure that everything's ready. 510 00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:13,071 Unless… 511 00:26:13,738 --> 00:26:16,449 Unless, of course, you just want to name your successor now. 512 00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:20,120 Perhaps someone who's passionate about making plans, if you know what I mean? 513 00:26:20,203 --> 00:26:22,289 You mean someone who's trying to get rid of me. 514 00:26:22,872 --> 00:26:27,502 I am trying to make your transition as smooth as possible, Dad. 515 00:26:28,086 --> 00:26:30,755 Get everything moving so you can just give me the-- 516 00:26:32,132 --> 00:26:34,634 give me the throne. [sighs] 517 00:26:36,886 --> 00:26:38,763 Everything in its time, son. 518 00:26:39,973 --> 00:26:40,807 For now… 519 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:45,562 I don't wanna hear you speak a word of my retirement again. 520 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,399 Eh. Heard and understood. 521 00:26:49,482 --> 00:26:52,861 You won't hear another word about your retirement come out of these lips. 522 00:27:06,833 --> 00:27:07,751 Hole in one. 523 00:27:09,836 --> 00:27:11,630 -Again. -[chuckles] 524 00:27:13,381 --> 00:27:15,258 -This is fun. -Huh. 525 00:27:15,342 --> 00:27:17,344 But I know why we're really here. 526 00:27:17,427 --> 00:27:20,180 Lucifer asked you to talk to me about my retirement. 527 00:27:20,263 --> 00:27:21,139 He's delegating. 528 00:27:21,931 --> 00:27:24,851 One of the many requirements of your job, right? 529 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:30,231 And you're sure you want Lucifer to take my place? 530 00:27:32,442 --> 00:27:34,319 Believe me, Dad, I… 531 00:27:35,695 --> 00:27:37,447 have my reservations, but… 532 00:27:39,991 --> 00:27:41,493 Lucifer's come a long way. 533 00:27:42,577 --> 00:27:45,080 And he does his best when you put a little faith in him. 534 00:27:47,165 --> 00:27:48,208 Huh. 535 00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:51,378 So how many of these games do you want me to win 536 00:27:51,461 --> 00:27:54,255 before we visit Lucifer's retirement homes? 537 00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:56,341 [both laugh] 538 00:27:57,092 --> 00:27:58,593 I'm glad you're back, Dad. 539 00:27:59,302 --> 00:28:02,055 I'm really enjoying spending this kind of time with you. 540 00:28:02,138 --> 00:28:02,972 Me too, son. 541 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:06,935 [chuckles] But something's been bothering me. 542 00:28:07,018 --> 00:28:10,605 -I mean, you're playing the perfect game. -Should I take it easy on you? 543 00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:13,191 No, no, that's not it. That's not it. It's just… 544 00:28:13,817 --> 00:28:14,651 I don't know. 545 00:28:16,152 --> 00:28:18,530 It doesn't seem to me like you're losing it. 546 00:28:19,489 --> 00:28:21,157 It is strange, isn't it? 547 00:28:21,241 --> 00:28:22,158 I feel fine. 548 00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:24,244 When's the first time you noticed a problem? 549 00:28:26,621 --> 00:28:28,957 I didn't. Michael did. 550 00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:30,709 A few months back. 551 00:28:31,793 --> 00:28:32,627 Michael noticed? 552 00:28:33,753 --> 00:28:37,465 And did you feel like you were losing control of your powers then? 553 00:28:38,883 --> 00:28:42,804 [exhales] Not right away, but the more we talked about it, 554 00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:44,431 the more I realized I was. 555 00:28:48,601 --> 00:28:50,687 You know we angels self-actualize, right? 556 00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:53,565 Dad, what if you self-actualize too? 557 00:28:53,648 --> 00:28:55,900 What if you're doing this to yourself? 558 00:28:58,403 --> 00:28:59,529 Oh! 559 00:28:59,612 --> 00:29:03,783 Amenadiel says Dad didn't want to see any of the rest homes I picked. 560 00:29:03,867 --> 00:29:05,160 -Huh. -[sighs] 561 00:29:05,243 --> 00:29:09,164 Do you think maybe he's reconsidering retiring, maybe? 562 00:29:10,457 --> 00:29:12,751 You don't want me to be God, do you? 563 00:29:12,834 --> 00:29:15,545 Lucifer, this whole case, you know, your mind has… 564 00:29:16,629 --> 00:29:17,464 been elsewhere. 565 00:29:17,547 --> 00:29:21,676 And I just wonder if when you're actually ruling the universe, 566 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,219 you don't have time for us. 567 00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:27,223 Just like your dad said that he didn't have time for your mom. 568 00:29:27,307 --> 00:29:30,977 Detective, I have told you, I'm going to do things differently. 569 00:29:31,561 --> 00:29:35,732 [chuckles] Said every child of every parent ever. 570 00:29:36,357 --> 00:29:39,152 Guys, so I checked Bruna's secret wire account, 571 00:29:39,235 --> 00:29:40,779 and it confirms Jeremy's story. 572 00:29:40,862 --> 00:29:42,655 She was totally receiving deposits from him. 573 00:29:42,739 --> 00:29:44,741 -So she was selling her fish. -[Ella] That's not all. 574 00:29:44,824 --> 00:29:49,370 A few days before she was murdered, she received a mondo transfer for $47,000. 575 00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:51,998 The exact same amount that Bruna told Jeremy she needed. 576 00:29:52,081 --> 00:29:54,167 Mm-hmm. Now, I don't know who sent the payment, 577 00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:58,880 but I was able to track the routing info to an IP registered to this address. 578 00:30:04,052 --> 00:30:05,804 [grunting] 579 00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:15,730 Huh! That sushi they're eating could be Bruna's fish. 580 00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:17,023 Recognize anyone? 581 00:30:17,732 --> 00:30:20,610 Oh! Yakuza tattoos. 582 00:30:20,693 --> 00:30:22,737 [grunting] 583 00:30:26,908 --> 00:30:31,037 -Wonderful. Who do you think's in charge? -My guess. The impressive chap in red. 584 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:32,372 I'll get us an audience. 585 00:30:32,455 --> 00:30:33,873 But we have a warrant. 586 00:30:33,957 --> 00:30:35,500 Well, respect will get us further. 587 00:30:35,583 --> 00:30:39,295 And the quickest way to earn that is to display superior skills in battle. 588 00:30:39,379 --> 00:30:40,922 Battle? Lucifer, no. 589 00:30:41,005 --> 00:30:43,299 Relax, Detective, I'm invulnerable, remember? 590 00:30:43,383 --> 00:30:45,802 Besides, my dad has been driving me up the wall. 591 00:30:45,885 --> 00:30:47,512 I need to blow off some steam. 592 00:30:49,264 --> 00:30:50,098 Lucifer-- 593 00:30:50,181 --> 00:30:52,809 [men murmuring] 594 00:30:54,561 --> 00:30:55,812 Fancy another go? 595 00:30:55,895 --> 00:30:57,981 -[laughing] -Oh? 596 00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:00,817 Very well, I'll go first. 597 00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:01,985 [snarls] 598 00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:08,741 Hai! [man grunting] 599 00:31:10,159 --> 00:31:11,244 [grunts] 600 00:31:14,038 --> 00:31:16,416 -[grunts] -[men laughing] 601 00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:21,212 -[speaks Japanese] -[man chuckles] Oh! 602 00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:29,220 [gasps] 603 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:33,016 [growls] 604 00:31:33,099 --> 00:31:36,227 Well, this doesn't seem like a very fair fight. 605 00:31:36,311 --> 00:31:38,187 Let's even things up, shall we? 606 00:31:42,191 --> 00:31:44,485 [grunting] 607 00:31:55,079 --> 00:31:56,331 [chuckling] 608 00:32:00,627 --> 00:32:01,461 [thuds] 609 00:32:04,714 --> 00:32:05,924 Yummy. 610 00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:08,676 -Who knows what that is? -Good point. 611 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,095 [chuckles] Okay, that's not Bruna's endangered fish. 612 00:32:11,179 --> 00:32:13,056 I only bought her good legal stuff. 613 00:32:13,139 --> 00:32:15,099 $47,000 worth? 614 00:32:15,183 --> 00:32:18,895 No. That was purely a donation I made 'cause she was an honorable woman. 615 00:32:18,978 --> 00:32:23,024 What's so honorable about making a profit selling endangered animals? 616 00:32:23,107 --> 00:32:25,193 She wasn't keeping the money for herself. 617 00:32:25,276 --> 00:32:28,738 She was putting the money back into the aquarium to save the fish. 618 00:32:29,322 --> 00:32:32,867 The place was in dire straits. Without the 47K, the aquarium would go under. 619 00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:35,870 So she was sacrificing a few fish to save the many? 620 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:36,788 [man] Hmm. 621 00:32:36,871 --> 00:32:38,831 Did anyone else know what Bruna was doing? 622 00:32:38,915 --> 00:32:41,542 A woman called from the aquarium asking about the donation, 623 00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:43,461 implying it was for some missing fish. 624 00:32:43,544 --> 00:32:45,546 She sounded angry. I didn't catch her name. 625 00:32:45,630 --> 00:32:46,464 Huh. 626 00:32:47,173 --> 00:32:49,676 -Oh, thank you. -Yes, thank you. 627 00:32:49,759 --> 00:32:51,761 -[man exhales] -See? Easy. 628 00:32:52,345 --> 00:32:55,181 Yes, but which female employee would have motive to kill Bruna? 629 00:32:55,264 --> 00:32:56,766 Well, who would be more angry 630 00:32:56,849 --> 00:33:00,770 about the aquarium being used as a seafood bar than our old friend Lizzie? 631 00:33:00,853 --> 00:33:02,271 The woman who actually owns it? 632 00:33:03,356 --> 00:33:04,774 Exactly. 633 00:33:04,857 --> 00:33:08,236 -But we have no evidence to prove it. -[sighs] 634 00:33:14,283 --> 00:33:17,662 So, what was it you wanted to see me about? 635 00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:26,295 Well, don't you wanna keep it? 636 00:33:26,379 --> 00:33:28,923 Eve doesn't want it, so it's useless to me. 637 00:33:30,341 --> 00:33:35,972 [sighs] Maze, I am sorry that I didn't tell you about your mother. 638 00:33:36,973 --> 00:33:38,683 I wanted to. 639 00:33:39,684 --> 00:33:42,311 I don't know, maybe I shouldn't have kept my promise. 640 00:33:42,395 --> 00:33:44,564 It's okay. Lucifer, I get it. 641 00:33:45,606 --> 00:33:48,609 You were just trying to protect me from having to face how… 642 00:33:49,110 --> 00:33:51,571 little I meant to her. 643 00:33:54,866 --> 00:33:55,700 Yeah. 644 00:33:57,535 --> 00:33:59,662 So I hear you're going to be God. 645 00:33:59,746 --> 00:34:02,623 If all goes well. Do you wanna talk me out of it? 646 00:34:02,707 --> 00:34:03,750 No. 647 00:34:04,584 --> 00:34:05,793 I want you to be God, 648 00:34:06,377 --> 00:34:08,713 so you can change one of the rules of Hell for me. 649 00:34:08,796 --> 00:34:12,175 Ah, yes, Amenadiel told me you want me to change your Hell loop. 650 00:34:12,258 --> 00:34:13,092 No. 651 00:34:15,094 --> 00:34:17,805 I want you to change who can sit on the throne. 652 00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:21,184 But Father said Hell no longer needed a warden. 653 00:34:24,312 --> 00:34:25,855 But maybe it deserves one. 654 00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:28,024 You? 655 00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:32,403 Is that what you really want? 656 00:34:35,364 --> 00:34:36,949 I can't stay here, Lucifer. 657 00:34:38,367 --> 00:34:41,788 And I want to control who does the torturing. 658 00:34:44,707 --> 00:34:45,541 [exhales] 659 00:34:48,836 --> 00:34:50,046 Well. 660 00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:54,217 I can't think of anyone I would trust more with our old home. 661 00:34:58,387 --> 00:34:59,680 To Mazikeen. 662 00:35:00,723 --> 00:35:01,599 Queen of Hell. 663 00:35:03,684 --> 00:35:07,188 I was thinking Maziqueen. But whatever. 664 00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:08,773 [chuckles] 665 00:35:08,856 --> 00:35:10,108 [glasses clink] 666 00:35:12,318 --> 00:35:14,570 -[typing] -[sighs] 667 00:35:19,826 --> 00:35:22,829 -Daddy Morningstar! Hey. -[chuckles] 668 00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:26,249 Oh, if you're looking for your son, he-- 669 00:35:28,251 --> 00:35:29,627 You know what I just realized? 670 00:35:30,711 --> 00:35:32,547 If you're Lucifer's dad, 671 00:35:33,214 --> 00:35:36,134 that would make you God. Right? 672 00:35:36,217 --> 00:35:37,885 Hmm. That would, wouldn't it? 673 00:35:39,220 --> 00:35:40,680 I really wish you were. 674 00:35:40,763 --> 00:35:43,933 'Cause I am grasping at straws in our latest case. 675 00:35:44,517 --> 00:35:47,562 And it would be so much easier if you'd just, you know… [clucks] 676 00:35:47,645 --> 00:35:51,065 wink, wink, just tell me how to catch our killer. 677 00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:52,733 I can't tell you that. 678 00:35:52,817 --> 00:35:54,068 [Ella groans] 679 00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:57,321 But I can tell you're struggling with something. 680 00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:02,827 Is there anything I can do to help? 681 00:36:05,496 --> 00:36:08,624 Not unless you can smite the darkness out of me. 682 00:36:09,792 --> 00:36:11,460 Everyone has darkness in them. 683 00:36:12,086 --> 00:36:15,256 It's not about getting rid of it. It's about accepting it. 684 00:36:19,552 --> 00:36:20,970 Yeah, but mine's… 685 00:36:21,888 --> 00:36:23,222 mine's different. 686 00:36:23,890 --> 00:36:25,057 Deeper. 687 00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:28,394 It attracts me to bad people. 688 00:36:30,396 --> 00:36:31,272 I think… 689 00:36:32,607 --> 00:36:36,068 I think maybe I'm a bad person. 690 00:36:37,361 --> 00:36:38,321 My child. 691 00:36:39,614 --> 00:36:41,282 The darker the darkness, 692 00:36:42,116 --> 00:36:43,534 the brighter the light. 693 00:36:44,744 --> 00:36:46,704 And you, Miss Lopez, 694 00:36:47,371 --> 00:36:50,791 shine so very, very brightly. 695 00:36:51,751 --> 00:36:54,086 I can see it all the way from Heaven. 696 00:36:54,921 --> 00:36:56,255 [exhales] 697 00:36:57,548 --> 00:37:01,302 -[computer beeps] -Oh, uh, those are the results! 698 00:37:04,138 --> 00:37:05,181 Oh, my gosh. 699 00:37:06,557 --> 00:37:09,018 My hunch paid off. My-- 700 00:37:19,987 --> 00:37:20,947 Uh… [clears throat] 701 00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:24,408 So, God is retiring. 702 00:37:24,951 --> 00:37:26,786 And Lucifer's taking his place. 703 00:37:27,495 --> 00:37:28,329 Hmm. 704 00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:30,831 Makes an odd amount of sense. 705 00:37:31,540 --> 00:37:32,875 Really? That's your reaction? 706 00:37:32,959 --> 00:37:36,921 Well, Lucifer is surprisingly great at big picture kind of stuff. 707 00:37:37,004 --> 00:37:39,632 I mean, he did just pull off a pretty elaborate prank 708 00:37:39,715 --> 00:37:42,969 that made me think… [chuckles] I got a bunch of people killed. So… 709 00:37:43,052 --> 00:37:44,762 I'm sorry. Lucifer did what? 710 00:37:44,845 --> 00:37:45,972 D-Doesn't matter. 711 00:37:46,055 --> 00:37:50,101 The-- the point is, it was a pretty transformative experience for me. 712 00:37:50,184 --> 00:37:51,560 In a good way. 713 00:37:51,644 --> 00:37:55,106 So, if Lucifer is God, I can think of crazier things. 714 00:37:55,189 --> 00:37:56,023 Wow. 715 00:37:56,941 --> 00:37:59,485 Did not think I would ever hear that from you. 716 00:38:00,152 --> 00:38:04,532 But, um… [clears throat] that's not what I'm concerned about. 717 00:38:06,450 --> 00:38:08,577 What are you worried about then? 718 00:38:08,661 --> 00:38:13,207 That he won't be able to balance being the ruler of the universe 719 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:15,459 with being my boyfriend. 720 00:38:16,085 --> 00:38:18,045 Which, when I say out loud, sounds selfish-- 721 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:19,213 No. Mnh-mnh. 722 00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:20,423 -Yeah. -I get it. 723 00:38:20,506 --> 00:38:21,465 It's a lot. 724 00:38:23,217 --> 00:38:26,095 But if it's any comfort, Lucifer's crazy about you. 725 00:38:26,178 --> 00:38:27,263 And you know that. 726 00:38:27,346 --> 00:38:28,723 And you're crazy about him. 727 00:38:28,806 --> 00:38:31,892 So I think you should just trust that whatever challenges life throws at you, 728 00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:33,060 you're gonna figure it out. 729 00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:37,356 Prepare to be impressed. 730 00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:40,609 So you guys remember how we couldn't find the victim's missing arm, right? 731 00:38:40,693 --> 00:38:43,070 So based on her husband saying that she had a Fitbit, 732 00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:48,534 I was able to track its serial number, ping its location and boom, found it! 733 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:51,329 [Dan] Huh. 734 00:38:51,412 --> 00:38:54,332 It's still at the aquarium, you guys. 735 00:38:54,415 --> 00:38:56,584 Doing figure eights in one of the tanks. 736 00:38:56,667 --> 00:38:59,086 So it's inside of a shark? 737 00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:00,087 Bingo! 738 00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:02,006 Now sharks swallow their meals whole, 739 00:39:02,089 --> 00:39:05,634 so if there's any sort of evidence on that arm, it might still be there. 740 00:39:05,718 --> 00:39:08,846 Yeah, but the hand that we already have didn't produce any identifiable DNA, 741 00:39:08,929 --> 00:39:12,016 so with water and stomach acid, 742 00:39:12,099 --> 00:39:14,143 the chances are even slimmer with this arm. 743 00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:18,064 Right. But the killer doesn't know that. 744 00:39:20,858 --> 00:39:23,527 [man] Uh, I don't know about this. 745 00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,947 It's just a fish. If I could move it on my own, I would. 746 00:39:27,031 --> 00:39:30,534 You're asking us to move a shark. I'm sorry, lady, but we gotta go. 747 00:39:31,744 --> 00:39:33,954 -Come on. -[Chloe] You, uh, moving something? 748 00:39:35,081 --> 00:39:36,665 [chuckles] Detective! 749 00:39:37,833 --> 00:39:40,920 This, uh… this shark's grown too large for his tank. 750 00:39:41,003 --> 00:39:43,297 I'm transporting him to the marina to set him free. 751 00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:46,759 Just two hours after I told you it's digesting a piece of evidence. 752 00:39:46,842 --> 00:39:50,429 Hmm. I couldn't imagine a more suspicious time to suddenly free Willy. 753 00:39:51,472 --> 00:39:52,890 The shark's name is Andrew. 754 00:39:52,973 --> 00:39:55,393 And I'm sorry, but unless you have a warrant, 755 00:39:55,476 --> 00:39:58,813 then whatever's in Andrew's stomach has to stay there while I release him. 756 00:39:58,896 --> 00:40:02,108 That's funny because I thought you were a hands-off kind of boss. 757 00:40:02,191 --> 00:40:04,610 Not when it comes to covering up her crimes, it seems. 758 00:40:04,693 --> 00:40:06,028 Oh, and we do have a warrant. 759 00:40:06,112 --> 00:40:08,072 Our search team is in your office right now. 760 00:40:08,155 --> 00:40:10,825 Plus, I'm sure we'll find your DNA on Bruna's arm. 761 00:40:10,908 --> 00:40:14,703 So I would say you are dead in the water, Lizzie. 762 00:40:15,371 --> 00:40:17,581 [hesitates] 763 00:40:17,665 --> 00:40:19,750 I was-- I was too hands-off. 764 00:40:21,085 --> 00:40:25,881 I-- I found out too late that Bruna was playing God, 765 00:40:25,965 --> 00:40:29,718 choosing which fish would live and which ones would die. 766 00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:32,638 None of these beautiful creatures deserve that. 767 00:40:32,721 --> 00:40:35,558 Sounds to me like Bruna wasn't the only one playing God. 768 00:40:35,641 --> 00:40:37,476 Did you enjoy smiting her? 769 00:40:38,561 --> 00:40:40,062 I didn't mean to kill her. 770 00:40:40,146 --> 00:40:42,982 I-- I confronted her about-- about what she was doing, 771 00:40:43,065 --> 00:40:44,775 and she-- she threw it in my face. 772 00:40:44,859 --> 00:40:49,280 She said that she'd been telling me about our financial issues for years. 773 00:40:49,905 --> 00:40:52,658 You know, things got heated, and I… 774 00:40:55,661 --> 00:40:56,495 I lost control. 775 00:40:56,579 --> 00:41:00,291 I didn't even know I had the letter opener in my hand until I stabbed her with it. 776 00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:04,003 If I had just listened to her… 777 00:41:05,337 --> 00:41:07,465 given her what she needed when she told me, 778 00:41:07,548 --> 00:41:10,843 then none of this would have ever happened. 779 00:41:11,802 --> 00:41:15,764 Well, Elizabeth Newman, you're under arrest for the murder of Bruna Lorenzoni. 780 00:41:16,807 --> 00:41:18,100 [mutters] 781 00:41:18,184 --> 00:41:20,186 [handcuffs click] 782 00:41:23,397 --> 00:41:24,815 Lucifer, you okay? 783 00:41:26,567 --> 00:41:27,568 No, I-- 784 00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:30,905 Something our killer said just made me realize something. 785 00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:34,992 I don't think I've been listening at all 786 00:41:35,075 --> 00:41:38,537 to what my father truly wants for his retirement. 787 00:41:41,081 --> 00:41:42,374 Would you excuse me? 788 00:41:43,375 --> 00:41:45,002 There's something I need to do. 789 00:42:00,309 --> 00:42:01,727 [sighs] 790 00:42:04,313 --> 00:42:06,941 Hey, Gabriel. You got a minute? 791 00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:16,742 Oh, come on, I know you're listening. You always are. 792 00:42:17,409 --> 00:42:19,411 [wings flap] 793 00:42:25,417 --> 00:42:26,418 What can I say? 794 00:42:26,502 --> 00:42:28,337 It's one of my God-given talents. 795 00:42:28,420 --> 00:42:29,547 Indeed. 796 00:42:29,630 --> 00:42:34,051 But right now I am interested in one of your other talents. 797 00:42:36,136 --> 00:42:37,054 I, uh… 798 00:42:38,180 --> 00:42:39,890 I need you to do me a favor. 799 00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:47,648 [knock on door] 800 00:42:51,110 --> 00:42:51,944 [Chloe] Mom! 801 00:42:52,027 --> 00:42:54,405 Hi. What are you doing here? 802 00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:57,324 I brought Trixie a chocolate cake. 803 00:42:58,367 --> 00:42:59,243 Oh. 804 00:43:01,453 --> 00:43:02,871 How thoughtful. 805 00:43:02,955 --> 00:43:06,667 She won't be here until later, but thank you. 806 00:43:15,134 --> 00:43:16,302 Mom, are you okay? 807 00:43:17,136 --> 00:43:18,721 It's what you said at dinner. 808 00:43:19,471 --> 00:43:23,183 I mean, do you really think I'd make your father give up his dreams? 809 00:43:26,228 --> 00:43:29,648 Well, I don't know if you made him, but he did. 810 00:43:32,776 --> 00:43:33,819 Oh, darling. 811 00:43:34,945 --> 00:43:37,906 You always think you know everything. 812 00:43:37,990 --> 00:43:40,242 Your father and I had a deal. 813 00:43:40,326 --> 00:43:41,785 We would take turns. 814 00:43:41,869 --> 00:43:46,915 He'd hold off on becoming a detective until I got my acting career going. 815 00:43:47,583 --> 00:43:50,544 And then after a few years, we would switch. 816 00:43:51,170 --> 00:43:53,172 [hesitates] But when it came time… 817 00:43:55,174 --> 00:43:57,384 for his turn, he, um… 818 00:44:00,888 --> 00:44:01,722 He died. 819 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:09,355 [voice cracks] I wanted to see your father become a detective so badly. 820 00:44:14,193 --> 00:44:15,110 I'm sorry, Mom. 821 00:44:19,073 --> 00:44:23,702 I just need you to know that I loved your father from the bottom of my heart. 822 00:44:24,286 --> 00:44:29,667 And I'd give anything to have another chance at being the supporting partner. 823 00:44:31,377 --> 00:44:33,629 Okay, Mom. [sniffles] 824 00:44:34,171 --> 00:44:35,005 I hear you. 825 00:44:42,471 --> 00:44:44,723 [sniffles] You wanna stay for dinner? 826 00:44:46,308 --> 00:44:49,978 -We have dessert. -[laughs, sniffles] 827 00:44:59,154 --> 00:44:59,988 Lucifer! 828 00:45:00,989 --> 00:45:03,450 -[chuckles] -Why'd you call us here, brother? 829 00:45:03,534 --> 00:45:07,287 Well, after finally listening to what Dad's been telling me all along, 830 00:45:07,371 --> 00:45:11,667 I realized there's only one thing that's gonna make his retirement fulfilling. 831 00:45:11,750 --> 00:45:14,837 So, I enlisted Gabriel's help to make it happen. 832 00:45:15,921 --> 00:45:18,632 Did you know our sister can deliver a message anywhere? 833 00:45:19,133 --> 00:45:20,259 And I mean… 834 00:45:21,427 --> 00:45:22,261 anywhere. 835 00:45:38,402 --> 00:45:39,236 Mom? 836 00:45:40,070 --> 00:45:41,697 Hello, my sweet boy. 837 00:45:46,326 --> 00:45:47,411 Husband. 838 00:45:48,245 --> 00:45:49,079 Wife. 839 00:45:52,499 --> 00:45:53,584 Lucifer, how? 840 00:45:53,667 --> 00:45:57,755 Well, it wasn't easy. Mom says she only has enough juice for this one time. 841 00:45:57,838 --> 00:45:59,840 I never thought I'd see you again. 842 00:46:00,466 --> 00:46:02,551 I never thought I'd see you retire. 843 00:46:03,135 --> 00:46:05,929 Hmm. Well, like I've always said, 844 00:46:06,638 --> 00:46:07,639 it's a tough gig. 845 00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:11,268 But you understand that now that you're doing it. 846 00:46:13,395 --> 00:46:16,398 I don't find it nearly as difficult as you made it out to be. 847 00:46:16,482 --> 00:46:17,941 [chuckles] 848 00:46:21,278 --> 00:46:24,156 Then clearly you're better at it than I ever was. 849 00:46:25,532 --> 00:46:27,034 No surprise in that. 850 00:46:30,537 --> 00:46:31,830 Well, I must admit, though… 851 00:46:36,001 --> 00:46:37,753 it does get lonely at the top. 852 00:46:40,005 --> 00:46:42,216 Lucifer, you don't have to become God anymore. 853 00:46:42,299 --> 00:46:45,844 I found out Dad's not losing his powers. Michael's been gaslighting him. 854 00:46:46,428 --> 00:46:48,013 It's all been inside of his head. 855 00:46:48,096 --> 00:46:52,851 Michael? [scoffs] Well, he won't get away with that sorta thing when I'm in charge. 856 00:46:52,935 --> 00:46:56,522 Brother, do you hear what I'm saying? Dad's fine. He can keep being God. 857 00:46:56,605 --> 00:46:58,273 Everything can go back to normal. 858 00:46:59,233 --> 00:47:00,234 Everything. 859 00:47:02,402 --> 00:47:04,279 We can be a family again. 860 00:47:04,363 --> 00:47:06,865 [chuckles] Wonderful, 861 00:47:06,949 --> 00:47:11,119 except for the part where I don't get to become God and prove that I'm worthy. 862 00:47:11,203 --> 00:47:13,789 [hesitates] Just, I'll deal with this. 863 00:47:14,665 --> 00:47:18,252 So looks like my plans for Dad's retirement 864 00:47:18,335 --> 00:47:20,629 have got off to a smashing start. [chuckles] 865 00:47:20,712 --> 00:47:22,673 What's it gonna be, hmm? 866 00:47:22,756 --> 00:47:25,300 Good old Florida? Back up to the Silver City? 867 00:47:26,969 --> 00:47:28,595 Actually, we have decided… 868 00:47:31,223 --> 00:47:33,141 we're moving to my universe. 869 00:47:35,519 --> 00:47:36,353 What? 870 00:47:36,937 --> 00:47:39,523 But you're both here. 871 00:47:40,190 --> 00:47:41,984 -Together. -[Lucifer] Yeah. 872 00:47:43,485 --> 00:47:45,153 You're just gonna leave us again? 873 00:47:47,114 --> 00:47:49,408 Without any ability to come back? 874 00:47:50,951 --> 00:47:55,038 Your mother spent a long time in my world. 875 00:48:00,544 --> 00:48:01,420 It's my turn… 876 00:48:04,256 --> 00:48:05,591 to spend time in hers. 877 00:48:08,218 --> 00:48:11,680 [sighs] Dad, a-- a word, please. 878 00:48:26,653 --> 00:48:28,530 I can't believe I'm saying this, but… 879 00:48:29,573 --> 00:48:31,700 now that we know you're not losing it, 880 00:48:31,783 --> 00:48:35,746 there's no need for you to retire. You can just keep on being God. 881 00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:38,999 I thought you wanted to be God. 882 00:48:39,082 --> 00:48:42,252 Well, I did. I-- I do. [hesitates] 883 00:48:42,336 --> 00:48:45,464 But you've only just got here. 884 00:48:46,673 --> 00:48:47,549 Can't you… 885 00:48:48,550 --> 00:48:50,719 stay and annoy me for a bit longer? 886 00:48:55,015 --> 00:48:56,642 Nothing lasts forever, son. 887 00:48:59,686 --> 00:49:00,938 [huffs] 888 00:49:02,773 --> 00:49:03,774 I am so… 889 00:49:06,610 --> 00:49:09,571 so sorry I didn't get to say goodbye last time. 890 00:49:10,614 --> 00:49:13,825 -No, I never blamed you, Mom. -No. [chuckles] 891 00:49:13,909 --> 00:49:15,327 Of course you didn't. 892 00:49:15,410 --> 00:49:19,414 My kindest, wisest, most perfect son. 893 00:49:20,165 --> 00:49:22,000 And now the perfect dad. 894 00:49:22,084 --> 00:49:23,460 I'm far from it. 895 00:49:24,086 --> 00:49:24,920 But… 896 00:49:26,213 --> 00:49:27,506 I'm trying my best. 897 00:49:32,427 --> 00:49:34,429 That's what makes you perfect. 898 00:49:36,848 --> 00:49:39,977 So that's it? I've got no choice in the matter? 899 00:49:40,060 --> 00:49:42,437 I've given you a life of choice. 900 00:49:44,314 --> 00:49:45,482 This one's mine. 901 00:49:47,192 --> 00:49:48,026 [sighs] 902 00:49:51,780 --> 00:49:52,698 Lucifer. 903 00:49:53,615 --> 00:49:55,200 At our family dinner… 904 00:49:56,660 --> 00:49:57,661 you were right. 905 00:50:00,706 --> 00:50:03,709 [inhales] I could have been a better father to you. 906 00:50:06,003 --> 00:50:09,548 [chuckles] Well, now you forego your mysterious ways. 907 00:50:10,173 --> 00:50:11,591 Just as you're leaving? 908 00:50:11,675 --> 00:50:14,469 No need for them anymore now that I'm retiring. 909 00:50:16,096 --> 00:50:17,097 Which means… 910 00:50:18,223 --> 00:50:19,057 [Lucifer sighs] 911 00:50:19,141 --> 00:50:22,978 …I can say something I've wanted to for a long time. 912 00:50:26,982 --> 00:50:28,525 I love you, son. 913 00:50:31,028 --> 00:50:33,321 [sighs deeply] 914 00:50:33,905 --> 00:50:36,950 And I am very proud of the man you've become. 915 00:50:42,456 --> 00:50:43,915 [Lucifer sobbing] 916 00:50:52,299 --> 00:50:55,010 I think Amenadiel might like to hear that too. 917 00:50:55,093 --> 00:50:56,720 -[God laughs] -[panting] 918 00:50:59,139 --> 00:51:00,307 I already told him. 919 00:51:03,810 --> 00:51:05,771 It was an emotional round of golf. 920 00:51:06,813 --> 00:51:07,939 [chuckles] 921 00:51:12,444 --> 00:51:15,447 Time to go. My universe needs me. 922 00:51:19,743 --> 00:51:21,661 -[Lucifer] Oh. -[sighs] 923 00:51:22,829 --> 00:51:24,414 Thank you, son. 924 00:51:35,258 --> 00:51:36,426 [God sighs] 925 00:51:37,969 --> 00:51:39,262 Dad, wait. 926 00:51:41,431 --> 00:51:43,391 You forgot to name your successor. 927 00:51:44,476 --> 00:51:46,061 It's not up to me anymore. 928 00:51:47,479 --> 00:51:48,688 You'll figure it out. 929 00:51:49,606 --> 00:51:52,692 Back to your mysterious ways already. 930 00:51:52,776 --> 00:51:54,820 All part of my plan. 931 00:51:57,948 --> 00:51:59,074 Plan. 932 00:52:05,122 --> 00:52:06,998 How much of this was your plan? 933 00:52:08,250 --> 00:52:09,417 [chuckles] 934 00:52:13,672 --> 00:52:14,881 Goodbye, my loves. 935 00:52:21,471 --> 00:52:22,764 [Lucifer sighs] 936 00:52:43,910 --> 00:52:44,995 [sighs] 937 00:52:49,875 --> 00:52:51,960 -Hi. -[exhales] 938 00:52:52,544 --> 00:52:53,962 I'm glad you called. 939 00:52:54,796 --> 00:52:56,173 How are you holding up? 940 00:52:56,673 --> 00:52:59,259 Oh, nothing lasts forever, I suppose. 941 00:53:00,802 --> 00:53:01,803 [huffs] 942 00:53:05,891 --> 00:53:07,184 I decided something. 943 00:53:08,101 --> 00:53:09,769 I'm quitting the LAPD. 944 00:53:13,523 --> 00:53:14,357 Sorry. 945 00:53:15,066 --> 00:53:18,570 Sorry, I thought I heard you say you were quitting the LAPD. 946 00:53:19,779 --> 00:53:20,614 Yeah. 947 00:53:22,949 --> 00:53:28,538 I became a cop so that I could do good and help people. 948 00:53:29,831 --> 00:53:34,878 And as God, you'll have the power to help, well, everyone. 949 00:53:34,961 --> 00:53:37,839 So if I can help you become God… 950 00:53:40,592 --> 00:53:42,802 then I'll be helping everyone as well. 951 00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:47,474 [hesitates] Are you sure? 952 00:53:49,100 --> 00:53:53,939 I mean, how can I call you "the Detective" if you're not actually a detective? 953 00:53:54,522 --> 00:53:55,649 [chuckles] 954 00:53:56,983 --> 00:53:57,943 Lucifer… 955 00:53:58,985 --> 00:54:03,156 you've been helping me do my job for the last five years. 956 00:54:04,282 --> 00:54:06,201 Now it's my turn to support you. 957 00:54:08,036 --> 00:54:09,663 That's what partners do, right? 958 00:54:10,497 --> 00:54:11,414 [gasps] 959 00:54:12,582 --> 00:54:13,541 [chuckles] 960 00:54:14,709 --> 00:54:16,419 I'll take that as a yes. 961 00:54:18,296 --> 00:54:19,464 [Lucifer sighs] 962 00:54:23,093 --> 00:54:25,345 -[wings flap] -[Remiel] Lucifer! 963 00:54:28,014 --> 00:54:29,015 Where is Father? 964 00:54:29,099 --> 00:54:31,559 Uh, excuse us, we were having a moment. 965 00:54:31,643 --> 00:54:32,769 Where is he? 966 00:54:32,852 --> 00:54:35,939 Gone. Retired. Eternally unavailable. 967 00:54:36,022 --> 00:54:37,399 Did he name his successor? 968 00:54:37,482 --> 00:54:41,319 No, he said it was up to us to figure it out, but why? 969 00:54:41,903 --> 00:54:42,737 Can we talk? 970 00:54:43,947 --> 00:54:45,198 Without the human? 971 00:54:45,282 --> 00:54:49,160 No. Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of… 972 00:54:50,537 --> 00:54:52,914 my consultant. [chuckles] 973 00:54:54,374 --> 00:54:55,292 So be it. 974 00:54:56,251 --> 00:54:59,546 Upon returning to the Silver City, I discovered something alarming. 975 00:54:59,629 --> 00:55:02,507 Michael's been gathering support from the others. 976 00:55:02,590 --> 00:55:03,758 Support for what? 977 00:55:04,384 --> 00:55:06,344 Michael wants to be God. 978 00:55:06,970 --> 00:55:10,432 The sneaky bastard. I bet this was his plan all along. 979 00:55:10,515 --> 00:55:14,019 If it's up to our brothers and sisters, it looks like he has a good shot, 980 00:55:14,102 --> 00:55:15,020 which is why… 981 00:55:15,895 --> 00:55:18,148 and I cannot believe I am saying this… 982 00:55:23,361 --> 00:55:25,613 I am backing you, Lucifer. 983 00:55:25,697 --> 00:55:28,325 I may not like you, but I hate Michael even more. 984 00:55:28,408 --> 00:55:31,619 Now there's a ringing endorsement for my campaign poster. 985 00:55:33,163 --> 00:55:35,248 Michael would never suspect I'd take your side. 986 00:55:36,583 --> 00:55:39,044 So, I'll find out what he's up to. 987 00:55:39,127 --> 00:55:41,588 [sighs] Whatever it is, it can't be good. 988 00:55:41,671 --> 00:55:44,716 And knowing my brother, he won't be wasting any time. 989 00:55:53,016 --> 00:55:54,934 [animals shriek] 990 00:55:55,018 --> 00:55:55,852 Hello. 991 00:56:05,612 --> 00:56:07,280 -Who's your favorite brother? -Oh! 992 00:56:07,364 --> 00:56:08,740 Quit it, dork! 993 00:56:08,823 --> 00:56:10,784 Gotcha. [chuckles] 994 00:56:11,368 --> 00:56:13,870 I did the favor for Lucifer, like you asked me to. 995 00:56:13,953 --> 00:56:16,790 Gotta say, Mom's universe is pretty cool. 996 00:56:17,415 --> 00:56:19,459 The centaurs freak me out, though. 997 00:56:20,543 --> 00:56:21,461 And… 998 00:56:23,963 --> 00:56:25,548 You get the thing? 999 00:56:26,925 --> 00:56:28,009 I got the thing. 1000 00:56:29,761 --> 00:56:31,137 -You wanna see it? -Uh-huh. 1001 00:56:33,473 --> 00:56:34,933 -Careful! -[clattering] 1002 00:56:36,559 --> 00:56:38,436 This thing can actually kill us. 1003 00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:40,271 Oh, that's right. 1004 00:56:40,897 --> 00:56:41,773 My bad. 1005 00:56:42,982 --> 00:56:44,317 [sighs] 1006 00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:46,611 [exhales] 1007 00:56:47,153 --> 00:56:50,949 Azrael really should have kept a better eye on her blade.