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["Believer" by Imagine Dragons playing]

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♪ First things first
I'mma say all the words inside my head ♪

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♪ I'm fired up ♪

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♪ And tired of the way
That things have been, oh! Ooh-ooh! ♪

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♪ The way that things
Have been, oh! Ooh-ooh! ♪

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♪ Second thing… ♪

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Are you positive you're ready?

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Yeah.

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[sighs]

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♪ Pain! You made me a…
You made me a believer, believe-- ♪

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And you won't back down, no matter
what nefarious mind games he tries to play

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-because we need to present…
-[both] A united front.

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I know. Don't worry, Lucy,
we both agree Dad needs to go home.

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♪ Pain! You made me a…
You made me a believer ♪

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♪ Believer ♪

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-♪ Pain ♪
-Oh, for--

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He was just here.

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[sighs]

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Hey.

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-[woman] Hi.
-Hi, there. Uh…

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Have you seen
a rather large, attractive gentleman?

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-Broad shoulders, piercing eyes.
-Hmm?

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Heroic face? [chuckles]

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Looks a little like me.

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You mean the plumber?

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-[clattering]
-[Amenadiel] Excuse me.

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Dad, what are you doing?

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Just making myself useful.

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You know,
tightening up fittings, replacing washers.

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-Don't want a flood on our hands.
-[laughs] That's--

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Dad, we need to speak to you
about something very serious.

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[Lucifer] Hmm.

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Lucifer tells me
that your powers have been acting up.

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Well, I've had a glitchy moment or two
adjusting to the mortal plane.

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But all is well.
I mean, take a look around.

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Not a musical interlude in sight.

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Pass me that 3/8 socket wrench.

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-Hmm. Excuse me.
-What--

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-[God] Thank you.
-[Amenadiel clears throat] What?

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Dad said he was fine.

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The creator of the universe
glitching is the literal opposite of fine.

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Excuse me! Excuse me, yeah.

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What are you still doing here anyway?

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You've had
your granddad time with Charlie.

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Shouldn't you be off somewhere until,
I don't know, his First Communion,

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at absolute earliest?

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-I told you. I'm here to help.
-I don't need your help, Dad.

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Not with the plumbing,
not with the feng shui of the penthouse,

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not with the soda dispenser that
started miraculously pumping Pinot Noir!

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Just take a rest.

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-[cell phone vibrates]
-It must be the seventh day somewhere.

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Oh, and some of us
have now got to go to work.

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So, since Amenadiel has proven himself
once again to be completely useless,

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you and I will have to discuss this later.

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-I look forward to it, son.
-[Lucifer sighs]

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And while I'm waiting,

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I think I'll tighten up
your wobbly dancing pole.

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[whirs]

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-No, don't.
-[hesitates]

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[sighs]

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Didn't expect to end up here, did you?

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But actions have consequences.

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One minute you're breaking the rules,

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and the next, you're in
a police cruiser headed downtown.

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What were you thinking?

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Stealing my handcuffs?

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Using official police equipment to lock
a defenseless child to a lunch table?

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Todd Drexhage pushed
a first-grader into a trash can. Again!

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Mom, I was just doing
what you do, locking up the bad guys.

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Okay, locking up the bad guys is my job.

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Your job is learning.

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At school.

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Which you won't be doing today
because you've been suspended.

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Excuse me,

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could you pretend
for one minute to be upset about this?

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I'm being brave, Mom. Like you are.

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[sighs]

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I'm sorry I made you leave work
and get stuck with me all day.

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Trixie…

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I am never stuck with you.

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Okay? But I can't-- I can't leave work
today, and-- and neither can your dad.

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-So…
-Where am I going?

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[chuckles]

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Thank you so much for doing this.

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Oh, well, she's potty trained and has
never once tried to rip my earrings out,

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so how much trouble could she be?

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[chuckles] Thank you. Yes.

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-[door closes]
-This'll be fun.

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♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!
Are you ready? Let's go! ♪

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♪ Let's go right out! ♪

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♪ Come on! Whoa oh-whoa-whoa-oh-whoa! ♪

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[Chloe] Lucifer.

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You're late. You're never late.

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Was it something I said or did

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or didn't say or do?

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No.

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-No, no. All good here.
-[sighs]

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-I'm dealing with some family stuff.
-Ugh, family. Can't live with them.

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No longer have the tools
to banish them to an alternate universe.

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Oh, well, it's Trixie.

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She's one day my sweet,
little pigtailed angel, the next she's--

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She's turning your seltzer into admittedly
delicious but totally unnecessary wine.

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Don't I know it.

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-Well, that's not exactly--
-No.

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No, no, no.

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Moses wouldn't want this much face time.

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Ugh, sorry, Detective,
I need to extinguish a burning bush.

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Hey. Mister, uh, God. [chuckles]

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Listen, um…

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I'm sorry that I slept with your wife.

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I didn't know she was married
at the time. I swear to--

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-well, to you, I guess.
-[chuckles]

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Wait.

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Could you, uh…

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Could you see
Charlotte and me when we were…

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No need to worry, Daniel.

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Everything is as it should be.

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Hmm.

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-[bones cracking]
-Wow, that's, uh, that's some grip.

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Yeah, maybe we should…

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Ah! You're hurting me.

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[groaning]

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Let go! [grunts]

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[clamoring]

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-[mouths]
-[man] You see that?

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Did you mean to do that?

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Of course I meant
to put him back together.

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Do not "mysterious ways" me right now.
You just exploded a man.

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-He looks perfectly fine to me.
-[toy squeaking]

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No harm, no foul.

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Definitely harm and foul.

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Dad, you need to leave.

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Staying here on Earth is endangering
the people I care about and… others.

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Hey, Ella's got a body downtown.
I told her we were on our way.

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Lovely. Lovely.
Let me just get rid of my--

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[Chloe] What?

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Where did he go?

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Did time freeze again
while I wasn't looking?

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Actually, I believe something
far more miraculous may have happened.

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[chuckles] I think
for the first time ever,

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my father might have listened to me.

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Huh!

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[sighs]

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[man] The end is nigh!

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Are you prepared to meet your maker?

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-Just got rid of him, thank you. [laughs]
-[sighs]

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Hey, Ella, what do we have?

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Hey, so, looks like your standard
on-the-skids OD, right?

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Which would have been
tragic enough, but look,

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no track marks.

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Just a single injection spot
at the hairline,

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with enough bruising
to indicate a struggle.

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I mean, whoever dumped this body here

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wanted it to be mistaken
for an "accidental" death,

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but this right here? Totally a murder.

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Well, looks like our vic put up
quite the fight. Did you get an ID?

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That's the craziest part.
The victim was a fighter.

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Albert Walcott.

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-No way.
-[Ella] Way!

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Never would've recognized him, right?
I ran the prints three times to be sure.

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This is definitely him.

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Who's Albert Walcott?

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Albert "Almighty" Walcott.

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Former heavyweight champion
of the world, three years running?

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Okay. Madison Square Garden, 2015,

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Almighty versus
the undefeated Josh Clemson.

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It's round five. The fight's brutal.

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Almighty taking hit after hit after hit.

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Clemson puts in a massive right hook.

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Almighty falls against the ropes.
Everyone thinks it's over, but then--

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Bam! Almighty hits Clemson
with an uppercut like a freight train.

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Clemson goes down on the canvas.
It's a knockout. The crowd goes wild!

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Wild!

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Time out, crime scene. Right.

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Sorry, but just to be clear,
none of that jogged your memory?

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No.

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Chloe, he was a huge sensation. Look.

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[Chloe sighs] Oh.

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Are you sure this is the same guy?

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Well, he's fallen upon
tough times recently.

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He had a heart attack
a few years ago that ended his career.

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I know, always thought
he'd make a comeback.

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Instead, he got the final TKO.

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Oh, I don't bloody believe this!

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I mean, the guy was…

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-Of course!
-[softly] That's my son.

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Of course you're still here, selfishly
putting all of humanity in danger.

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That's where you're wrong.

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My divine presence
won't be a danger to anyone because…

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I made myself human.

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What do you mean
you've made yourself human?

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You were worried
about my powers glitching.

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So I put them aside, temporarily.

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Check it out.

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Your old man is just a regular dude.

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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

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And why would you think it's a good idea
to become a "regular dude"?

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When we were singing together,
I realized you were right.

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[chuckles]

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Sorry, could you repeat that? I would
love to capture the moment for posterity.

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I tried to be supportive.

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But how can I,

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if I never truly understood you?

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So I'm going to try.

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Starting right here, right now.

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Here and now, at my job?

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Well, you've clearly learned and grown
a great deal in your time on Earth.

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I'd just like to be
a party to that knowledge.

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Living in a human form. Solving cases.

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I'm here for the whole kit and kaboodle.

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-Oh, uh, Lucifer, you still there?
-Regretfully, yes.

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Wow!

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Did you know that when humans
close their eyes they can't see anything?

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-I did.
-[God] I mean, total darkness.

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But you open these babies and bam!
Let there be light. [laughs]

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-[Chloe] Hey.
-Oh, Detective.

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Please tell me there's
some pressing break in the case

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we must investigate right this minute.

219
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Well, actually, now that
your dad is here, maybe he can help.

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So, you are all-seeing
and all-knowing, yes?

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So, whodunnit? [scoffs]

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For once, I actually don't know.

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I made myself human.

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Isn't that exciting? [laughs]

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What is he talking about?

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Oh, he does inexplicable things
from time to time.

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Marsupials, pomegranates,
the gall bladder.

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Anyway, we've got a murder to solve,
so what say we regroup at the precinct?

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Just us crime solvers.

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Well, we can't just leave him here.

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[sighs] Fine. I'll call him an Uber.

232
00:11:21,868 --> 00:11:23,954
No. Would you like to come back with us?

233
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Oh, that sounds divine, Detective.

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We can do all the things you kids
normally do, but together, with me.

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[Lucifer grunts]

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-[Ella] Oh, that's gotta hurt!
-[grunting and groaning on screen]

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[slurping]

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Oh, I'm sorry, but it's so delicious.

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It's like snow, with fruit.

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-[Chloe] Hmm.
-Hi. Oh, are you the new lab tech?

241
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Oh, that's right, you haven't met.

242
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Miss Lopez, this is my father.

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Dad, Miss Lopez.

244
00:11:56,737 --> 00:11:58,655
-Your dad?
-[Lucifer] Hmm.

245
00:11:58,739 --> 00:12:03,160
-Oh, my God! It's so amazing to meet you.
-Oh, you too!

246
00:12:03,243 --> 00:12:04,536
[laughs]

247
00:12:04,619 --> 00:12:07,164
And I just wanna thank you
for all the support.

248
00:12:07,664 --> 00:12:09,082
It hasn't gone unnoticed.

249
00:12:09,166 --> 00:12:11,126
Anyway, can't believe I'm saying this,

250
00:12:11,209 --> 00:12:13,545
but can we all just,
you know, focus on the case?

251
00:12:13,628 --> 00:12:15,630
-[Chloe] Mm-hmm.
-[Lucifer clears throat]

252
00:12:15,714 --> 00:12:17,340
[slurps] Oh!

253
00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,302
My head is on fire!

254
00:12:20,385 --> 00:12:21,261
Brain freeze.

255
00:12:21,344 --> 00:12:24,473
We've all been there, big guy.
Just give it a second, it'll go away.

256
00:12:24,556 --> 00:12:28,018
Hmm. Yes, so,
why was Almighty breaking into a--

257
00:12:28,101 --> 00:12:31,021
[groans] Oh! There it is again.

258
00:12:31,104 --> 00:12:32,022
Put that down.

259
00:12:32,105 --> 00:12:35,942
What was Almighty doing
breaking into a hospital?

260
00:12:36,026 --> 00:12:38,445
-Well, the Internet's best guess is drugs.
-Oh.

261
00:12:38,528 --> 00:12:40,655
Check out the pharmacy in the background.

262
00:12:42,199 --> 00:12:43,450
Anything in his tox screen?

263
00:12:43,533 --> 00:12:46,036
Yeah. A boatload
of the drug that killed him.

264
00:12:46,119 --> 00:12:48,580
Some sort of synthetic stimulant.

265
00:12:48,663 --> 00:12:52,167
But it's weird 'cause the chemical formula
doesn't fit anything in our database.

266
00:12:52,250 --> 00:12:54,878
Right. Let's go to the hospital,
see if anyone knows more.

267
00:12:54,961 --> 00:12:57,214
[clears throat] Right. Right.

268
00:12:57,923 --> 00:13:00,217
-Oh, my.
-Stop drinking it so fast.

269
00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:01,134
It's not that.

270
00:13:01,218 --> 00:13:05,138
-I think I need to… you know.
-[Lucifer] Oh.

271
00:13:05,222 --> 00:13:07,766
Ugh. Excuse us
for just one moment, Detective.

272
00:13:07,849 --> 00:13:10,519
It appears I need
to take my billion-year-old father

273
00:13:10,602 --> 00:13:12,562
to the little boys' room. Come on.

274
00:13:12,646 --> 00:13:14,648
[liquid tinkling]

275
00:13:17,901 --> 00:13:21,446
It's cool, man. You're still in one piece.

276
00:13:23,532 --> 00:13:25,200
God is not gonna kill you.

277
00:13:26,993 --> 00:13:30,413
He'll just wait
till you die and torture you.

278
00:13:31,248 --> 00:13:32,582
For all eternity.

279
00:13:34,292 --> 00:13:37,337
[sighing]

280
00:13:40,465 --> 00:13:43,218
I am breathing healing energy.

281
00:13:43,301 --> 00:13:45,303
[inhales, exhales]

282
00:13:45,387 --> 00:13:48,056
[screams, gasps] Maze!

283
00:13:48,139 --> 00:13:50,892
I see you're handling
this celestial stuff like a champ.

284
00:13:51,476 --> 00:13:54,145
Well, at least your psycho behavior
finally makes sense.

285
00:13:54,229 --> 00:13:56,147
-Hmm.
-I mean, you're a--

286
00:13:59,401 --> 00:14:00,235
You're a demon.

287
00:14:00,318 --> 00:14:01,319
Yeah.

288
00:14:04,739 --> 00:14:05,699
What's Hell like?

289
00:14:05,782 --> 00:14:07,325
Oh, Hell is awesome.

290
00:14:09,286 --> 00:14:10,871
-Really?
-Yeah.

291
00:14:12,038 --> 00:14:13,498
[sighs] That's a relief.

292
00:14:13,582 --> 00:14:18,086
The pain, torture,
the screams of doomed souls,

293
00:14:18,795 --> 00:14:22,424
begging for the sweet release
of a death that will never come.

294
00:14:23,049 --> 00:14:26,177
[laughs, exhales]

295
00:14:27,971 --> 00:14:29,472
Oh, you mean for you.

296
00:14:30,849 --> 00:14:32,309
Yeah, Hell's gonna suck, bro.

297
00:14:32,392 --> 00:14:33,894
[Dan chuckles]

298
00:14:33,977 --> 00:14:36,813
Anyway, at least you have a soul to damn.

299
00:14:36,897 --> 00:14:37,981
Unlike me.

300
00:14:40,817 --> 00:14:42,193
[gasps]

301
00:14:42,277 --> 00:14:43,987
Thanks for the reminder, Dan.

302
00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:46,364
[gasps]

303
00:14:54,247 --> 00:14:56,875
Yes, Albert Walcott was my patient.

304
00:14:56,958 --> 00:15:00,587
He suffered a cardiac event
in his dressing room after a match.

305
00:15:00,670 --> 00:15:01,504
[God] No.

306
00:15:02,714 --> 00:15:04,382
I'm sorry, this is just so exciting.

307
00:15:04,466 --> 00:15:07,010
I have literally no idea
what she's gonna say next.

308
00:15:07,093 --> 00:15:07,969
You were saying.

309
00:15:08,053 --> 00:15:11,056
[doctor] Well, the medics
had the sense to rush him to the ER,

310
00:15:11,139 --> 00:15:13,767
and I was able
to save his life with a triple bypass.

311
00:15:13,850 --> 00:15:15,810
It must have been difficult for Almighty.

312
00:15:15,894 --> 00:15:18,813
Losing the abilities
that once made him invincible.

313
00:15:19,606 --> 00:15:21,316
You know, I think it was, actually.

314
00:15:21,399 --> 00:15:24,527
He fell into a depression and stopped
showing up for his appointments.

315
00:15:24,611 --> 00:15:26,738
In fact, the last time
any of us here saw him,

316
00:15:26,821 --> 00:15:29,366
he was caught trying to steal drugs.

317
00:15:29,449 --> 00:15:30,992
So the Internet was right.

318
00:15:31,076 --> 00:15:34,788
Mr. Walcott is lucky that the hospital
administration didn't press charges.

319
00:15:34,871 --> 00:15:38,249
I guess they figured that video
going viral was punishment enough.

320
00:15:38,333 --> 00:15:39,918
So we found this in his tox screen.

321
00:15:40,001 --> 00:15:42,212
It's a drug our forensics team
didn't recognize.

322
00:15:42,295 --> 00:15:44,631
Have you seen anything like that before?

323
00:15:44,714 --> 00:15:46,508
Yes, unfortunately I have.

324
00:15:46,591 --> 00:15:49,302
This is a drug
that was developed for fighter pilots.

325
00:15:49,386 --> 00:15:51,721
It's colloquially known as YSD.

326
00:15:51,805 --> 00:15:55,767
It's very exclusive, although we have
seen a couple of overdoses in the ER.

327
00:15:55,850 --> 00:15:57,435
Exclusive, you say?

328
00:15:57,519 --> 00:15:59,479
Can you tell me what this drug looks like?

329
00:15:59,562 --> 00:16:01,106
I've only seen it in person once.

330
00:16:01,731 --> 00:16:04,818
I found a pill in the pocket
of a DOA, but as memory serves,

331
00:16:04,901 --> 00:16:07,362
it was, uh…

332
00:16:07,445 --> 00:16:08,905
small and pink.

333
00:16:08,989 --> 00:16:12,033
Right, what shade of pink, precisely?

334
00:16:12,117 --> 00:16:14,953
Bubble gum, Barbie or bougainvillea?

335
00:16:15,036 --> 00:16:17,205
Or sunset, cherry blossom.

336
00:16:17,288 --> 00:16:18,456
Flamingo.

337
00:16:18,540 --> 00:16:20,500
I did outdo myself with the colors.

338
00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:22,168
Uh…

339
00:16:22,252 --> 00:16:24,629
Well, I guess
you could say ballet slipper.

340
00:16:24,713 --> 00:16:26,673
Oh, say no more.

341
00:16:28,341 --> 00:16:29,676
That's the pill. Wh--

342
00:16:29,759 --> 00:16:30,969
How did you acquire that?

343
00:16:31,052 --> 00:16:33,013
Thank you, Dr. Porter,
you've been very helpful.

344
00:16:33,096 --> 00:16:34,848
-Yes, thank you.
-Lucifer.

345
00:16:34,931 --> 00:16:36,891
-[God] Thank you.
-Where did you get that?

346
00:16:36,975 --> 00:16:39,102
At Lux, of course.
And the doctor was right.

347
00:16:39,185 --> 00:16:41,396
It's very high-end
and not at all easy to come by.

348
00:16:41,479 --> 00:16:44,733
There's only one dealer who carries
them in town at present. The Colonel.

349
00:16:44,816 --> 00:16:47,152
Drinks like a fish, surprisingly charming.

350
00:16:47,235 --> 00:16:48,611
Reminds me of a young me.

351
00:16:48,695 --> 00:16:52,407
Let's arrange a buy, we'll set up a sting,
and we'll shake down this Colonel.

352
00:16:52,490 --> 00:16:53,992
A sting.

353
00:16:54,075 --> 00:16:55,160
How exciting!

354
00:16:55,243 --> 00:16:57,579
What should I wear? How should I speak?

355
00:16:57,662 --> 00:17:01,332
I always thought
this pip-pip-cheerio accent that you chose

356
00:17:01,416 --> 00:17:04,335
was a little over the top,
but maybe I'll give it a try.

357
00:17:04,419 --> 00:17:05,879
You won't be trying anything.

358
00:17:05,962 --> 00:17:08,256
We're dropping you off
at the penthouse on the way.

359
00:17:08,339 --> 00:17:11,843
As the Spanish like to say, vaya con… you.

360
00:17:12,510 --> 00:17:14,512
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪

361
00:17:14,596 --> 00:17:16,097
♪ I'm a dangerous man ♪

362
00:17:16,181 --> 00:17:19,059
-♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
-♪ Yeah! ♪

363
00:17:19,142 --> 00:17:21,728
-♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
-♪ I'm a dangerous man… ♪

364
00:17:21,811 --> 00:17:23,605
Okay, the perimeter's set.

365
00:17:24,522 --> 00:17:27,358
Our guy's all mic-ed up,
and he's heading into the buy.

366
00:17:27,942 --> 00:17:30,153
-Right.
-And by "our guy," I mean Lucifer.

367
00:17:30,236 --> 00:17:31,362
The Devil.

368
00:17:31,446 --> 00:17:32,822
Who we work with.

369
00:17:32,906 --> 00:17:35,533
[sighs] Are you sure
we should send him in there alone?

370
00:17:35,617 --> 00:17:39,996
Well, Lucifer's invincible now,
so what could go wrong?

371
00:17:40,622 --> 00:17:42,415
♪ I'm a dangerous man ♪

372
00:17:42,499 --> 00:17:44,459
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪

373
00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:45,835
[woman] Lucifer!

374
00:17:45,919 --> 00:17:47,087
Colonel!

375
00:17:47,170 --> 00:17:48,254
Nice to see you.

376
00:17:48,338 --> 00:17:51,007
We were just getting
to know your charming associate.

377
00:18:00,558 --> 00:18:01,434
Dad.

378
00:18:02,852 --> 00:18:06,981
-♪ Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho! ♪
-♪ 'Cause I'm a dangerous man ♪

379
00:18:07,565 --> 00:18:08,566
[Lucifer sighs]

380
00:18:09,192 --> 00:18:12,946
Excuse us a moment, just need
a word with my associate. [chuckles]

381
00:18:13,029 --> 00:18:14,989
What are you doing here?

382
00:18:15,073 --> 00:18:16,908
If I truly want to understand you,

383
00:18:16,991 --> 00:18:20,787
I have to experience
the full breadth of earthly existence.

384
00:18:21,371 --> 00:18:23,123
-Hmm.
-Risk, danger.

385
00:18:23,206 --> 00:18:26,709
You're about to be experiencing death
if you blow our cover.

386
00:18:28,169 --> 00:18:29,671
To the man behind the man.

387
00:18:30,255 --> 00:18:32,006
The man behind the man? [laughs]

388
00:18:32,090 --> 00:18:34,050
-Is that what you told them?
-[chuckles]

389
00:18:34,134 --> 00:18:37,470
Well, actually, son,
I'm the man behind all men. And women.

390
00:18:37,554 --> 00:18:38,429
Son?

391
00:18:39,556 --> 00:18:40,974
You're Lucifer's father?

392
00:18:41,057 --> 00:18:42,433
Did I fail to mention that?

393
00:18:43,393 --> 00:18:46,980
-Must have slipped my mind.
-The apple fell a ways from the tree.

394
00:18:47,063 --> 00:18:48,773
-Oh, yeah, I like that.
-[chuckles]

395
00:18:50,525 --> 00:18:53,653
Lucifer, I see where you get your
business acumen and your charm.

396
00:18:53,736 --> 00:18:55,822
[laughs] Oh, wrong on both counts.

397
00:18:55,905 --> 00:18:58,908
-He just gave me Hell, but no matter.
-[laughs]

398
00:18:58,992 --> 00:19:01,828
Right, here's your money.
Please hand over the drugs.

399
00:19:02,495 --> 00:19:04,455
[colonel] Stolz, go get the product.

400
00:19:05,498 --> 00:19:07,709
Well, that could have gone worse, huh?

401
00:19:10,545 --> 00:19:13,173
How do you think
this Colonel O'Bryan is doing?

402
00:19:13,256 --> 00:19:14,757
From a moral standpoint?

403
00:19:16,634 --> 00:19:18,052
Well, she's a drug dealer

404
00:19:18,136 --> 00:19:21,931
and most likely a murderer,
so probably not so great.

405
00:19:22,932 --> 00:19:24,851
Yeah, that's what I thought.

406
00:19:25,852 --> 00:19:27,645
Maybe military school isn't the answer.

407
00:19:28,897 --> 00:19:29,772
For Trixie.

408
00:19:30,565 --> 00:19:33,151
To get her back
on the straight and narrow before she…

409
00:19:34,194 --> 00:19:35,904
ends up… you know?

410
00:19:37,739 --> 00:19:40,575
Dan, you think
our 11-year-old daughter is going to Hell?

411
00:19:41,534 --> 00:19:42,410
I don't know.

412
00:19:43,536 --> 00:19:44,954
I mean, maybe.

413
00:19:45,038 --> 00:19:47,457
Aren't you afraid of it?
I mean, it's all real, Chloe.

414
00:19:47,540 --> 00:19:49,876
God. The Devil.
It's real, you know? I just, I…

415
00:19:50,501 --> 00:19:53,463
I wanna nudge Trixie in
the right direction before it's too late.

416
00:19:54,214 --> 00:19:56,507
Okay, yeah, yes, uh, Hell does exist,

417
00:19:56,591 --> 00:19:59,552
I just don't think one school suspension
is the road to ruin here.

418
00:20:00,678 --> 00:20:03,765
You'd be surprised
how easy it is to get on the wrong track.

419
00:20:06,267 --> 00:20:07,185
Dan.

420
00:20:08,978 --> 00:20:10,271
You are a great dad.

421
00:20:11,481 --> 00:20:13,358
Trixie's a great kid.

422
00:20:13,441 --> 00:20:16,152
She's just having a tween moment.

423
00:20:16,236 --> 00:20:18,613
I'm sure she's talking
about it to Linda now.

424
00:20:21,199 --> 00:20:23,785
That bully must have
done something pretty bad

425
00:20:23,868 --> 00:20:26,704
for you to feel
that you needed to lock him up.

426
00:20:28,498 --> 00:20:31,626
That's what you're going with?

427
00:20:31,709 --> 00:20:34,128
No wonder Lucifer's still in therapy.

428
00:20:34,212 --> 00:20:37,757
Oh, and B-T-dubs, you can't trick me
into talking about my feelings.

429
00:20:39,926 --> 00:20:40,885
Wow.

430
00:20:41,928 --> 00:20:45,265
Okay, well,
you're very perceptive, Trixie, you know?

431
00:20:45,348 --> 00:20:46,975
But I don't have to trick you.

432
00:20:47,850 --> 00:20:50,436
See, a therapist is
kind of like a detective.

433
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:52,272
I can just look at your actions

434
00:20:52,355 --> 00:20:54,691
and figure out how
you're feeling from there.

435
00:20:55,275 --> 00:20:58,945
Like for example, sometimes when
we're really upset with someone we love,

436
00:20:59,028 --> 00:21:01,155
we can get scared
of expressing that feeling

437
00:21:01,239 --> 00:21:04,117
or even admitting it to ourselves.

438
00:21:04,826 --> 00:21:06,286
It's called denial.

439
00:21:06,869 --> 00:21:08,871
Denial makes my stomach hurt?

440
00:21:10,373 --> 00:21:14,043
The thing is, when we try
to stuff those feelings down too far,

441
00:21:14,127 --> 00:21:16,838
we may wind up
lashing out at someone else.

442
00:21:17,547 --> 00:21:19,632
Someone who isn't even important to us.

443
00:21:20,550 --> 00:21:22,885
Like Todd Drexhage.

444
00:21:22,969 --> 00:21:23,845
Exactly.

445
00:21:24,846 --> 00:21:27,640
So if I did have denial,

446
00:21:28,683 --> 00:21:29,892
how would I cure it?

447
00:21:30,643 --> 00:21:31,894
Well, if I were you,

448
00:21:33,062 --> 00:21:36,316
I might try to be my own detective.

449
00:21:37,191 --> 00:21:40,194
I'd look deep down inside my heart

450
00:21:41,029 --> 00:21:43,823
to find out who I was really mad at.

451
00:21:45,033 --> 00:21:47,452
And then
I'd tell that person how I was feeling.

452
00:21:50,079 --> 00:21:51,706
Even if it might hurt them?

453
00:21:51,789 --> 00:21:53,416
Even if it might hurt them.

454
00:21:56,085 --> 00:22:00,173
Mid temper-tantrum, Lucifer looks
straight up at me, all serious, and says,

455
00:22:00,256 --> 00:22:02,258
"I'm going to start a rebellion."

456
00:22:02,342 --> 00:22:03,926
-Adorable.
-[men chuckle]

457
00:22:04,010 --> 00:22:05,678
You're lucky your dad is here.

458
00:22:06,387 --> 00:22:08,598
Am I? [laughs]

459
00:22:08,681 --> 00:22:10,641
I was top of my class at the Academy.

460
00:22:11,267 --> 00:22:14,103
-Earned a Silver Star in Afghanistan.
-Hmm.

461
00:22:14,187 --> 00:22:16,689
And I built a small business
from the ground up.

462
00:22:16,773 --> 00:22:21,069
You know how underrepresented women are
in the upper echelons of the drug trade?

463
00:22:21,152 --> 00:22:22,236
I am a trailblazer.

464
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,572
-None of it's good enough for my mother.
-[sighs]

465
00:22:24,655 --> 00:22:27,075
You should be grateful
your dad is so supportive.

466
00:22:27,158 --> 00:22:30,411
My father is about as supportive
as a piece of wet cardboard.

467
00:22:30,495 --> 00:22:34,165
[God laughs]
I never had to support you, son.

468
00:22:34,248 --> 00:22:37,919
You know,
he moved to Los Angeles all by himself,

469
00:22:38,002 --> 00:22:40,004
established a thriving nightclub.

470
00:22:40,088 --> 00:22:42,882
-And now he's a consultant for the LA--
-Dad!

471
00:22:42,965 --> 00:22:46,886
Oh, don't be so modest, son.
Look how well you're handling this sting.

472
00:22:46,969 --> 00:22:48,054
[mumbles]

473
00:22:49,055 --> 00:22:49,931
Say again?

474
00:22:50,848 --> 00:22:52,100
[Lucifer sighs]

475
00:22:54,018 --> 00:22:55,061
Whoops.

476
00:22:55,144 --> 00:22:56,813
[huffs]

477
00:22:56,896 --> 00:22:58,481
[sighs]

478
00:23:00,316 --> 00:23:02,527
Look, look,
everything is gonna be okay, right?

479
00:23:02,610 --> 00:23:04,821
Lucifer can flatten bullets, and God…

480
00:23:06,322 --> 00:23:07,281
well, he's God.

481
00:23:08,282 --> 00:23:09,200
Yeah.

482
00:23:10,201 --> 00:23:12,537
-Not anymore.
-[O'Bryan] Pack up the product!

483
00:23:12,620 --> 00:23:14,455
We're moving base camp now.

484
00:23:15,123 --> 00:23:17,166
We'll take care of these two on the way.

485
00:23:17,875 --> 00:23:21,629
[exhales] All right, Dad,
time to get your powers back.

486
00:23:21,712 --> 00:23:23,339
God up, as it were.

487
00:23:23,423 --> 00:23:26,342
Unfortunately,
I don't have my powers with me right now.

488
00:23:26,426 --> 00:23:28,803
But I'm sure
everything will turn out just fine.

489
00:23:29,303 --> 00:23:31,597
That's what you said
about the bloody dinosaurs!

490
00:23:31,681 --> 00:23:33,558
Don't you dare take that tone with me!

491
00:23:34,559 --> 00:23:36,644
I giveth,
and I'm not afraid to taketh away.

492
00:23:36,727 --> 00:23:40,440
Oh, a lot of big words for a man who was
recently leveled by a frozen beverage!

493
00:23:40,523 --> 00:23:42,442
-[O'Bryan] Quiet, you two!
-Sorry!

494
00:23:44,444 --> 00:23:45,278
[Lucifer scoffs]

495
00:23:45,361 --> 00:23:47,488
-[O'Bryan] Come on. Hurry.
-[God] Lucifer.

496
00:23:47,572 --> 00:23:50,908
As I stare down at that weapon,
I'm feeling something entirely new.

497
00:23:50,992 --> 00:23:53,619
Regretful, ridiculous, ready to go home?

498
00:23:53,703 --> 00:23:56,831
No, no, no, my forehead is wet,
but my throat is dry,

499
00:23:56,914 --> 00:23:58,416
and the floor's starting to spin.

500
00:23:58,499 --> 00:24:00,585
Lucifer, is the floor
starting to spin for you?

501
00:24:00,668 --> 00:24:02,295
-Dad.
-Listen, shut up!

502
00:24:06,757 --> 00:24:08,509
Ow!

503
00:24:08,593 --> 00:24:10,970
[Lucifer panting] Yes.

504
00:24:12,180 --> 00:24:14,515
I'm starting to feel something as well.

505
00:24:17,018 --> 00:24:18,352
[growls]

506
00:24:18,436 --> 00:24:20,813
[scraping]

507
00:24:20,897 --> 00:24:24,108
-[screaming]
-[loud banging]

508
00:24:25,568 --> 00:24:27,028
[Chloe panting] Wait.

509
00:24:28,237 --> 00:24:30,156
-[blows landing]
-[grunting]

510
00:24:30,239 --> 00:24:32,241
[heart beating]

511
00:24:35,995 --> 00:24:37,163
[man screams]

512
00:24:39,832 --> 00:24:42,960
No one lays hands on my father.

513
00:24:43,961 --> 00:24:45,880
Put the human down, Samael.

514
00:24:50,134 --> 00:24:52,094
There's no need for violence.

515
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,058
[Lucifer] Dad.

516
00:24:57,141 --> 00:24:59,977
They were going to kill you. [huffs]

517
00:25:04,273 --> 00:25:06,400
-They were, weren't they?
-[Lucifer sighs]

518
00:25:07,777 --> 00:25:10,029
[Chloe panting] Oh, Lucifer. Are you okay?

519
00:25:11,072 --> 00:25:12,031
Are they okay?

520
00:25:12,782 --> 00:25:13,866
What happened?

521
00:25:13,950 --> 00:25:18,329
Oh, just prevented GI Jane here
from pulling a Nietzsche.

522
00:25:18,412 --> 00:25:21,415
Anyway, I'm sure
you can take it from here.

523
00:25:21,499 --> 00:25:22,625
If you'll excuse us,

524
00:25:22,708 --> 00:25:25,086
Dad and I have an errand to attend to.

525
00:25:27,338 --> 00:25:28,214
Come on!

526
00:25:28,923 --> 00:25:30,841
[groans] Ow! Where are we going?

527
00:25:30,925 --> 00:25:32,843
Hurts to talk
with a busted lip, doesn't it?

528
00:25:32,927 --> 00:25:35,680
The good news is
you can poof the pain away yourself

529
00:25:35,763 --> 00:25:38,808
because we are getting your powers
back right now. Where are they?

530
00:25:41,852 --> 00:25:42,979
I don't remember.

531
00:25:45,106 --> 00:25:45,940
Uh--

532
00:25:52,321 --> 00:25:54,323
Drink this, it'll help.

533
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:05,376
-Oh!
-Yes. Right, now focus.

534
00:26:05,459 --> 00:26:07,503
Where are your powers?

535
00:26:07,587 --> 00:26:08,921
I really don't remember.

536
00:26:09,005 --> 00:26:11,090
But I'm sure I left them somewhere safe.

537
00:26:11,173 --> 00:26:14,385
If you don't remember where they are,
how can you be sure that they're safe?

538
00:26:14,468 --> 00:26:16,429
What if something happens to them?

539
00:26:16,512 --> 00:26:18,222
What if something happens to you?

540
00:26:18,306 --> 00:26:20,516
Does the universe
collapse into nothingness,

541
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:23,644
destroying everything
and everyone I care about?

542
00:26:25,229 --> 00:26:26,480
Your face, Lucifer.

543
00:26:28,816 --> 00:26:30,109
The one you used in Hell.

544
00:26:30,693 --> 00:26:33,070
In person, it really is quite intense.

545
00:26:35,531 --> 00:26:39,744
Are you seriously about to critique
the way I looked while saving your life?

546
00:26:39,827 --> 00:26:43,164
Because if so,
pardon my resting devil face.

547
00:26:46,334 --> 00:26:47,835
Why did you choose that face?

548
00:26:49,879 --> 00:26:52,173
Deep down,
that face is how you see yourself.

549
00:26:54,091 --> 00:26:56,135
[elevator bell dings]

550
00:26:57,053 --> 00:26:58,638
[Lucifer] What are you doing here?

551
00:26:58,721 --> 00:27:00,473
I told my dad
I forgot my social studies book.

552
00:27:00,556 --> 00:27:02,058
-[sighs]
-He's waiting downstairs.

553
00:27:02,141 --> 00:27:04,268
Very well,
fetch the book and be on your way.

554
00:27:05,394 --> 00:27:07,063
I lied, dummy.

555
00:27:09,690 --> 00:27:11,567
What on earth was that for?

556
00:27:11,651 --> 00:27:13,861
I looked
inside my heart like Dr. Linda said,

557
00:27:13,944 --> 00:27:15,321
and here's what I realized.

558
00:27:15,404 --> 00:27:18,115
Your hair is stupid,
and your jokes are immature,

559
00:27:18,199 --> 00:27:20,993
and what kind of person
puts a bar that big in their house?

560
00:27:21,077 --> 00:27:23,871
My hair is majestic, and you know it.

561
00:27:23,954 --> 00:27:26,999
-Grown-ups are supposed to be responsible.
-Oh, are they?

562
00:27:27,083 --> 00:27:29,794
Well, I'll show you responsibility.

563
00:27:29,877 --> 00:27:32,380
You're banned
from the penthouse for a month. [chuckles]

564
00:27:33,673 --> 00:27:38,302
Come on, Dad, we are returning
this miniature hooligan to her father.

565
00:27:40,137 --> 00:27:42,223
[snoring]

566
00:27:43,641 --> 00:27:45,643
[sighs]

567
00:27:47,019 --> 00:27:48,396
I don't believe this.

568
00:27:49,146 --> 00:27:53,984
♪ Don't try to break me, don't try ♪

569
00:27:55,903 --> 00:27:58,114
The most you have me on
is possession of a drug

570
00:27:58,197 --> 00:28:00,074
that hasn't even been made illegal yet.

571
00:28:00,157 --> 00:28:01,867
You'll be lucky to keep me overnight.

572
00:28:01,951 --> 00:28:04,870
Well, I wouldn't worry
about the possession charge, Colonel.

573
00:28:04,954 --> 00:28:07,373
We have you on the hook
for good old-fashioned murder.

574
00:28:07,456 --> 00:28:11,752
So Albert "Almighty" Walcott
was injected with YSD against his will

575
00:28:11,836 --> 00:28:14,964
and seeing that
you're the only YSD dealer in town,

576
00:28:15,047 --> 00:28:18,384
I figure it was either you that
killed him or the person you sold to.

577
00:28:22,304 --> 00:28:24,557
Detective,
I've done three tours in Afghanistan.

578
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:26,976
I led my men
through horrors you can't imagine

579
00:28:27,059 --> 00:28:29,437
and dragged them out
to the other side alive.

580
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:32,523
I wasn't scared
when your partner choked me unconscious,

581
00:28:32,606 --> 00:28:36,652
and I sure as hell am not scared
of your half-baked accusations.

582
00:28:37,820 --> 00:28:38,738
[clicks tongue]

583
00:28:38,821 --> 00:28:43,617
It says, uh, you are
second-generation military.

584
00:28:43,701 --> 00:28:46,454
Yeah? Your mom was a four-star general,

585
00:28:46,537 --> 00:28:49,790
who went on to a distinguished career
in the State Department.

586
00:28:49,874 --> 00:28:50,833
Very impressive.

587
00:28:50,916 --> 00:28:51,834
What's your point?

588
00:28:51,917 --> 00:28:53,836
Well, I bet she'd be real disappointed

589
00:28:53,919 --> 00:28:55,755
to see her legacy going up in smoke.

590
00:28:55,838 --> 00:28:57,381
Trust me, she wouldn't care.

591
00:28:57,465 --> 00:29:01,051
Well, being a mother myself,
I have to disagree.

592
00:29:01,135 --> 00:29:04,430
Children, they are
a reflection of us, aren't they?

593
00:29:06,056 --> 00:29:09,393
But why don't we call General Mom
and see what she thinks?

594
00:29:10,311 --> 00:29:11,896
Maryland prefix.

595
00:29:11,979 --> 00:29:15,649
Still working in government service
at her age. Wow. Respect.

596
00:29:16,275 --> 00:29:19,945
It must have been hard,
growing up with such exacting standards.

597
00:29:20,780 --> 00:29:23,783
-[ringing]
-Getting the message every day,

598
00:29:24,450 --> 00:29:26,869
that to be a good soldier
you always had to be strong.

599
00:29:28,037 --> 00:29:30,664
Did you display anger issues as a child?

600
00:29:30,748 --> 00:29:34,210
Uh, vigilante behavior,
locking anyone to a lunch table?

601
00:29:34,293 --> 00:29:36,587
Hang up the phone. I-- [groans lightly]

602
00:29:37,838 --> 00:29:41,300
I think I might know
who gave Almighty the YSD.

603
00:29:42,927 --> 00:29:44,261
-Oh.
-[ringing stops]

604
00:29:44,345 --> 00:29:47,473
I sold a bunch
of product to a guy, Kristoff.

605
00:29:47,556 --> 00:29:50,100
Dude calls himself
"fitness guru to the stars."

606
00:29:50,184 --> 00:29:51,811
Trains a bunch of fighters.

607
00:29:52,728 --> 00:29:54,438
Maybe Almighty was one of 'em.

608
00:29:55,689 --> 00:29:57,983
♪ Oh! Oh! ♪

609
00:29:59,193 --> 00:30:01,612
♪ I've been waiting so long… ♪

610
00:30:01,695 --> 00:30:05,825
"You're perfect just the way
you are," God says. [chuckles]

611
00:30:05,908 --> 00:30:06,909
But what is that?

612
00:30:07,576 --> 00:30:09,453
If he wasn't invincible,

613
00:30:09,537 --> 00:30:12,289
I would rip
his stupid guts out. [pounds table]

614
00:30:13,958 --> 00:30:15,751
[Amenadiel] Careful with this one.

615
00:30:15,835 --> 00:30:18,504
She's a murderous, back-stabbing traitor.

616
00:30:27,972 --> 00:30:31,851
Look, you don't have to worry
about me causing any more trouble. Okay?

617
00:30:32,852 --> 00:30:37,773
For a second, Michael had me
believing I could be something else.

618
00:30:37,857 --> 00:30:38,983
Something better.

619
00:30:42,111 --> 00:30:43,279
But I get it now.

620
00:30:45,030 --> 00:30:47,491
I'll never be more than this. [chuckles]

621
00:30:49,618 --> 00:30:52,454
-Maze, we talked about this.
-Shouldn't you be at baby nerd class?

622
00:30:52,538 --> 00:30:55,875
If you're referring to Science Time
with Newton Newt, Linda took him.

623
00:30:56,750 --> 00:30:58,878
Lucy called and asked me
to take care of our father.

624
00:30:58,961 --> 00:31:00,713
What could he possibly need?

625
00:31:00,796 --> 00:31:02,590
He's literally all-powerful.

626
00:31:02,673 --> 00:31:05,634
Oh, he's passed out drunk
because he decided to make himself human.

627
00:31:05,718 --> 00:31:06,927
So I gotta go.

628
00:31:07,011 --> 00:31:09,430
Well, maybe I could come with you.

629
00:31:11,473 --> 00:31:15,102
Tell him there are no hard feelings
about the whole soul thing.

630
00:31:17,646 --> 00:31:19,231
I think he would really appreciate that.

631
00:31:19,315 --> 00:31:20,399
[chuckles]

632
00:31:21,191 --> 00:31:22,943
[elevator bell dings]

633
00:31:23,027 --> 00:31:24,028
Dad, you awake?

634
00:31:28,115 --> 00:31:29,617
This is really big of you, Maze.

635
00:31:29,700 --> 00:31:32,620
Owning up to your mistakes
shows real emotional maturity.

636
00:31:33,203 --> 00:31:36,415
[Mazikeen] Yep. Emotional maturity.

637
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:41,211
That's the point.

638
00:31:42,463 --> 00:31:45,215
[panting]

639
00:31:46,926 --> 00:31:47,968
[grunts]

640
00:31:49,637 --> 00:31:50,763
[Amenadiel] Dad!

641
00:31:54,350 --> 00:31:55,601
You didn't find him either?

642
00:31:55,684 --> 00:31:56,518
No.

643
00:32:00,105 --> 00:32:01,023
[exhales]

644
00:32:04,151 --> 00:32:06,445
"Went to find powers."

645
00:32:07,488 --> 00:32:10,449
"X-O-X-O, Dad."

646
00:32:12,785 --> 00:32:14,536
We should split up.

647
00:32:15,204 --> 00:32:16,330
Cover more ground.

648
00:32:17,039 --> 00:32:18,958
Any idea where he may have gone?

649
00:32:25,714 --> 00:32:27,049
-Uh… oh.
-Ah.

650
00:32:29,176 --> 00:32:32,012
Dan said he brought Trixie by
for a textbook yesterday.

651
00:32:32,096 --> 00:32:33,931
-Hope she wasn't too much trouble.
-[sighs]

652
00:32:34,014 --> 00:32:36,141
The child has got a lot of fight in her.

653
00:32:36,225 --> 00:32:37,810
-Just like her mother.
-[laughs]

654
00:32:37,893 --> 00:32:40,354
Not to mention
a decent chance at a football career.

655
00:32:45,150 --> 00:32:46,443
[man] Busy. Go away.

656
00:32:47,319 --> 00:32:48,278
Charming.

657
00:32:54,118 --> 00:32:58,038
[chuckles] Well, this is adorable.

658
00:32:58,122 --> 00:33:00,207
It looks like a tiny, nautical orgy.

659
00:33:00,290 --> 00:33:01,875
No new clients at this time.

660
00:33:01,959 --> 00:33:03,544
[Chloe] Detective Decker, LAPD.

661
00:33:04,294 --> 00:33:06,630
We need to ask you
some questions about a former client.

662
00:33:06,714 --> 00:33:08,674
Albert "Almighty" Walcott.

663
00:33:08,757 --> 00:33:09,591
So it's true.

664
00:33:11,176 --> 00:33:13,721
Damn. The kid had so much potential.

665
00:33:13,804 --> 00:33:16,473
Naturally gifted,
always put in the work.

666
00:33:16,557 --> 00:33:18,142
Could have been one of the greats.

667
00:33:18,225 --> 00:33:22,229
Yes, you have had a lot of greats
coming out of this gym lately.

668
00:33:22,312 --> 00:33:24,314
A lot of miracle transformations.

669
00:33:24,398 --> 00:33:27,818
You got some, um,
revolutionary training program?

670
00:33:27,901 --> 00:33:29,361
Or is it the YSD?

671
00:33:29,445 --> 00:33:30,279
YSD?

672
00:33:30,863 --> 00:33:31,697
Never heard of it.

673
00:33:31,780 --> 00:33:34,491
[sighs] Right,
let's speed things along, shall we?

674
00:33:34,575 --> 00:33:38,328
Tell me, Kristoff, what is it you desire?

675
00:33:41,123 --> 00:33:42,374
I want…

676
00:33:42,458 --> 00:33:43,292
Yeah.

677
00:33:44,918 --> 00:33:45,919
…more YSD.

678
00:33:46,837 --> 00:33:47,713
Oh.

679
00:33:49,798 --> 00:33:52,468
It was fun at first. Playing God.

680
00:33:52,551 --> 00:33:55,888
Controlling my clients'
every calorie and deadlift.

681
00:33:57,222 --> 00:33:58,474
But it never stops.

682
00:33:58,557 --> 00:34:01,060
They call me
every hour of the day and night.

683
00:34:01,143 --> 00:34:03,979
-Show up at my home.
-You got tired of babysitting them?

684
00:34:04,063 --> 00:34:05,397
Damn right I did.

685
00:34:05,481 --> 00:34:07,691
You know who doesn't need babysitting?

686
00:34:08,984 --> 00:34:09,985
This guy.

687
00:34:11,278 --> 00:34:13,697
You glue his little feet
to the deck one time,

688
00:34:13,781 --> 00:34:17,743
and he sails on forever
without a single complaint.

689
00:34:18,535 --> 00:34:19,453
Right.

690
00:34:19,536 --> 00:34:22,873
Absolutely, but what does
any of this have to do with YSD?

691
00:34:22,956 --> 00:34:25,417
The drug helps my clients focus.

692
00:34:26,293 --> 00:34:29,838
Better coordination,
fewer late night calls.

693
00:34:29,922 --> 00:34:32,508
I know it's safe because I take it myself.

694
00:34:33,842 --> 00:34:35,302
Steadies the hands.

695
00:34:35,385 --> 00:34:37,429
Yes, but it isn't safe for everybody.

696
00:34:37,513 --> 00:34:39,723
Did you know about
Almighty's heart condition

697
00:34:39,807 --> 00:34:41,350
when you gave him the YSD?

698
00:34:41,433 --> 00:34:44,186
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
I've never given Almighty any drug.

699
00:34:44,269 --> 00:34:47,189
[huffs] And he wouldn't
even have taken it if I had.

700
00:34:47,773 --> 00:34:49,191
His body was a temple.

701
00:34:49,274 --> 00:34:52,027
No alcohol, no coffee,
not so much as an aspirin.

702
00:34:52,945 --> 00:34:55,906
Anyone who says otherwise is a liar.

703
00:34:56,406 --> 00:34:57,449
Right.

704
00:34:57,533 --> 00:35:00,410
Well, good luck with the armada.

705
00:35:06,917 --> 00:35:11,338
Hold on. What if, when Almighty broke into
the hospital, he wasn't looking for drugs?

706
00:35:11,421 --> 00:35:12,464
Look at this.

707
00:35:12,548 --> 00:35:16,135
There's two doors in the hallway,
right where he got caught breaking in.

708
00:35:16,218 --> 00:35:18,387
So, the one on the left is the pharmacy.

709
00:35:18,470 --> 00:35:20,889
The one at the end of the hall is…

710
00:35:20,973 --> 00:35:22,224
Records room.

711
00:35:22,307 --> 00:35:23,142
Yes.

712
00:35:23,225 --> 00:35:26,186
If Almighty was digging
through private medical records…

713
00:35:26,270 --> 00:35:28,564
Maybe he found
something worth killing for.

714
00:35:28,647 --> 00:35:30,691
We have to get back
to the hospital. Let's go.

715
00:35:30,774 --> 00:35:33,193
Oh! Oh.

716
00:35:33,277 --> 00:35:36,363
I'm afraid I won't be able to come.
[chuckling]

717
00:35:36,446 --> 00:35:40,576
It appears that my father
has gone missing. [chuckles]

718
00:35:40,659 --> 00:35:42,119
God has gone missing?

719
00:35:42,202 --> 00:35:45,581
No, I'm sure it'll be fine. He's probably
gone to that doughnut shop he likes

720
00:35:45,664 --> 00:35:48,667
or decided to relive
the glory days of creation at the zoo.

721
00:35:49,251 --> 00:35:50,836
Anyway, you go on with the case,

722
00:35:50,919 --> 00:35:54,006
and I'll pop off, try and find him
and give him a stern talking-to.

723
00:35:54,089 --> 00:35:56,091
-Right. Okay.
-Uh…

724
00:35:57,593 --> 00:35:58,844
-Mm.
-Oh.

725
00:36:00,304 --> 00:36:01,805
I'm sorry, I just…

726
00:36:01,889 --> 00:36:03,473
I didn't know where we stood after…

727
00:36:03,557 --> 00:36:07,019
Oh, no, I shouldn't have.
I wasn't thinking. I mean…

728
00:36:07,102 --> 00:36:08,312
I'm the one who couldn't…

729
00:36:08,937 --> 00:36:11,565
-No. No, oh, my God. No. I--
-[sighs]

730
00:36:11,648 --> 00:36:13,150
-Mm!
-Oh!

731
00:36:13,233 --> 00:36:14,067
Sorry.

732
00:36:15,277 --> 00:36:16,987
-Oh, no, no. It's all good.
-Good.

733
00:36:17,821 --> 00:36:19,323
-Uh…
-Yes.

734
00:36:55,734 --> 00:36:57,361
[exhales]

735
00:37:01,281 --> 00:37:03,951
[chuckling] Well, what a lovely surprise.

736
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:06,411
Are you running away too?

737
00:37:09,748 --> 00:37:13,085
Batten down the hatches
and crank up the Vivaldi, huh?

738
00:37:13,168 --> 00:37:15,462
-It's a beautiful day to operate.
-[chuckles]

739
00:37:15,545 --> 00:37:16,505
Scalpel.

740
00:37:24,930 --> 00:37:25,764
[Chloe] Dr. Porter.

741
00:37:27,766 --> 00:37:31,103
[Porter] I'm about to perform
an extremely delicate surgery, Detective.

742
00:37:31,186 --> 00:37:32,896
If you'd like to make an appointment,

743
00:37:32,980 --> 00:37:35,399
I'm sure my nurse
can squeeze you in tomorrow.

744
00:37:35,482 --> 00:37:37,693
Almighty didn't come here
looking for drugs, did he?

745
00:37:38,402 --> 00:37:42,489
He came here looking for records,
your records, and I saw them.

746
00:37:42,572 --> 00:37:44,950
They confirmed
what Almighty thought all along.

747
00:37:45,033 --> 00:37:47,828
That you had botched other surgeries
just like you botched his.

748
00:37:49,746 --> 00:37:51,957
He threatened to expose you. Didn't he?

749
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:53,709
So you killed him with an overdose.

750
00:37:53,792 --> 00:37:58,130
YSD, the exact drug that you use
to steady the tremor in your hands.

751
00:37:58,213 --> 00:38:01,466
No, Albert Walcott
was a deranged, deluded addict.

752
00:38:01,550 --> 00:38:03,802
He was! We all saw that video.

753
00:38:03,885 --> 00:38:06,638
[Chloe] I know what it's like
to have people depending on you.

754
00:38:07,514 --> 00:38:09,766
To feel like you always
have to be the strong one

755
00:38:09,850 --> 00:38:11,893
or else everything will fall apart.

756
00:38:14,563 --> 00:38:18,692
The YSD, it…
it helps you conceal your weakness,

757
00:38:18,775 --> 00:38:22,070
but it's just a Band-Aid. You…

758
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:24,656
you're not okay, Doctor.

759
00:38:24,740 --> 00:38:29,953
And pretending that you are is only
hurting the ones that depend on you.

760
00:38:32,664 --> 00:38:34,916
You can still save
one last patient, Doctor.

761
00:38:35,917 --> 00:38:37,169
All you have to do is…

762
00:38:38,587 --> 00:38:40,047
just put down the scalpel.

763
00:38:42,966 --> 00:38:44,134
Please put it down.

764
00:39:09,993 --> 00:39:10,869
Oh, thank you.

765
00:39:14,581 --> 00:39:16,458
[chuckles] Enjoy.

766
00:39:20,921 --> 00:39:23,090
So, why are you running away?

767
00:39:24,341 --> 00:39:25,384
I've been having…

768
00:39:27,219 --> 00:39:28,136
trouble lately.

769
00:39:29,596 --> 00:39:31,306
I haven't been feeling like myself.

770
00:39:31,848 --> 00:39:33,934
Getting confused, losing things.

771
00:39:34,810 --> 00:39:36,603
And now my children are mad at me.

772
00:39:37,354 --> 00:39:38,480
Can't say I blame them.

773
00:39:39,648 --> 00:39:43,360
Honestly,
I think I may have really messed up.

774
00:39:46,238 --> 00:39:48,073
I guess everyone makes mistakes.

775
00:39:48,824 --> 00:39:50,409
Even grown-ups.

776
00:39:50,492 --> 00:39:52,077
What a wise observation.

777
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:53,578
What about you, Trixie?

778
00:39:54,538 --> 00:39:56,206
What are you doing so far from home?

779
00:39:58,208 --> 00:40:00,419
I realized I'm mad at Lucifer.

780
00:40:02,587 --> 00:40:07,050
I've actually been mad
at him for a while, but I had denial.

781
00:40:08,093 --> 00:40:09,594
Happens to the best of us.

782
00:40:12,806 --> 00:40:13,849
Why are you mad at him?

783
00:40:14,433 --> 00:40:17,227
Well, I-- I thought we were friends…

784
00:40:18,103 --> 00:40:20,439
but then he just ran off
to Florida for months,

785
00:40:20,522 --> 00:40:21,940
and he didn't even say goodbye.

786
00:40:22,858 --> 00:40:25,402
He always just does whatever he wants.

787
00:40:26,111 --> 00:40:27,696
And now…

788
00:40:29,281 --> 00:40:30,991
I don't know what he's doing now.

789
00:40:31,575 --> 00:40:35,287
But I know it's making my mom really sad.

790
00:40:39,249 --> 00:40:40,959
You know I'm Lucifer's dad, right?

791
00:40:42,669 --> 00:40:45,714
Well, some of the ways he acts…

792
00:40:46,715 --> 00:40:48,175
I think they may be my fault.

793
00:40:49,384 --> 00:40:54,055
As a father, I tried to give my children
just the right amount of free will…

794
00:40:54,973 --> 00:40:59,478
the right amount
of responsibility, consequence.

795
00:41:02,105 --> 00:41:04,316
Looking back at how I raised Lucifer…

796
00:41:07,527 --> 00:41:10,572
Hmm, I'm not sure I got it all right.

797
00:41:12,866 --> 00:41:14,493
I've never been a parent before,

798
00:41:15,494 --> 00:41:17,037
but it seems like a tough job.

799
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:19,623
Hmm. I've never been a kid.

800
00:41:21,082 --> 00:41:25,212
-But I bet that's not so easy either.
-[both chuckle]

801
00:41:27,964 --> 00:41:29,966
[both laugh]

802
00:41:45,106 --> 00:41:46,316
I think it's time to go home.

803
00:41:47,984 --> 00:41:48,818
Home.

804
00:41:49,611 --> 00:41:51,863
Trixie. Ha-ha!

805
00:41:51,947 --> 00:41:52,906
You're a genius.

806
00:41:52,989 --> 00:41:55,367
You just reminded me
where I left something.

807
00:41:55,992 --> 00:41:57,994
[laughs]

808
00:42:00,956 --> 00:42:05,085
He's not at the doughnut shop,
the zoo or the Gas 'n' Grub. [scoffs]

809
00:42:05,168 --> 00:42:06,545
Have you checked the park?

810
00:42:06,628 --> 00:42:08,838
Of course I checked the park.
I'm not an idiot!

811
00:42:08,922 --> 00:42:12,467
-[sighs] Well, I mean, you did lose Dad.
-He was gone when I arrived.

812
00:42:12,551 --> 00:42:15,011
What part
of "united front" do you not understand?

813
00:42:15,095 --> 00:42:17,055
If we just forced Dad
to confront his issues--

814
00:42:17,138 --> 00:42:19,182
I'm not forcing Dad to do anything, Lucy!

815
00:42:19,933 --> 00:42:21,434
He's our father, all right?

816
00:42:21,518 --> 00:42:23,061
God Almighty!

817
00:42:23,979 --> 00:42:27,274
And you really should start
showing him a little bit more respect.

818
00:42:27,357 --> 00:42:30,318
He is an old man
who has lost control of his powers,

819
00:42:30,402 --> 00:42:33,863
and now he's out there
somewhere lost and alone and afraid!

820
00:42:35,949 --> 00:42:36,866
He's afraid.

821
00:42:38,368 --> 00:42:39,494
[God] Who's afraid?

822
00:42:41,580 --> 00:42:43,081
[Lucifer] Dad! Where have you…

823
00:42:43,164 --> 00:42:44,916
You can't just run off like that!

824
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,002
Do you have any idea
what you put us through?

825
00:42:47,586 --> 00:42:49,504
I'm starting to think I do, actually.

826
00:42:50,005 --> 00:42:51,089
[door opens]

827
00:42:51,715 --> 00:42:54,884
But not to worry,
everything's going to be just fine.

828
00:42:56,219 --> 00:42:58,888
[Lucifer] I hope by "fine"
you mean you've managed to locate

829
00:42:58,972 --> 00:43:00,974
the power to create
and destroy the universe,

830
00:43:01,057 --> 00:43:04,060
that you lost because
you were busy drinking a Gulpee.

831
00:43:04,144 --> 00:43:05,228
I'm sorry, what?

832
00:43:05,312 --> 00:43:06,313
[Lucifer sighs]

833
00:43:06,396 --> 00:43:09,316
Well, I have remembered
where I put my powers, yes.

834
00:43:10,775 --> 00:43:12,819
Thank you
for holding onto this for me, Charlie.

835
00:43:14,529 --> 00:43:16,489
I knew it would be safe with family.

836
00:43:21,494 --> 00:43:23,538
[chiming intensifies]

837
00:43:23,622 --> 00:43:24,956
[whooshing]

838
00:43:37,469 --> 00:43:38,386
[exhales]

839
00:43:40,972 --> 00:43:42,015
[coos]

840
00:43:42,098 --> 00:43:43,141
What just happened?

841
00:43:43,224 --> 00:43:46,353
[dance music playing]

842
00:43:56,112 --> 00:43:56,946
Yo.

843
00:43:57,530 --> 00:43:58,365
What's up?

844
00:43:58,448 --> 00:43:59,699
Rough day?

845
00:44:01,993 --> 00:44:04,371
Couldn't kill God. You?

846
00:44:05,413 --> 00:44:08,667
I think… God killed me.

847
00:44:10,877 --> 00:44:13,421
-We're gonna need more drinks.
-[Mazikeen] Yeah.

848
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:18,677
[sighs]

849
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:20,553
[God] Thank you for not killing me.

850
00:44:23,765 --> 00:44:25,100
[exhales]

851
00:44:25,183 --> 00:44:29,312
I didn't want Trixie
to see that kind of violence.

852
00:44:30,313 --> 00:44:33,483
You were following me
for quite a while before Trixie showed up.

853
00:44:34,526 --> 00:44:37,987
Mazikeen, you chose not to kill me.

854
00:44:40,115 --> 00:44:41,241
Fine.

855
00:44:41,324 --> 00:44:44,411
You created me to be a killer,
and I can't even do that right.

856
00:44:45,537 --> 00:44:48,373
"Perfect the way I am,"
my demon ass.

857
00:44:50,709 --> 00:44:52,711
The funny thing about miracles…

858
00:44:54,921 --> 00:44:56,297
is they happen every day.

859
00:44:57,257 --> 00:44:59,384
An angel has a child with a human.

860
00:44:59,467 --> 00:45:01,344
The Devil can fall in love.

861
00:45:03,054 --> 00:45:04,347
We can all learn.

862
00:45:05,515 --> 00:45:06,516
And we can all grow.

863
00:45:10,603 --> 00:45:12,564
But a demon can't grow a soul.

864
00:45:14,691 --> 00:45:15,567
Can't she?

865
00:45:22,907 --> 00:45:24,033
[gasps]

866
00:45:25,493 --> 00:45:26,619
[exhales]

867
00:45:29,873 --> 00:45:30,707
[exhales]

868
00:45:32,375 --> 00:45:35,128
-[Dan groans] Oh!
-[liquid spills]

869
00:45:41,050 --> 00:45:42,010
You know what?

870
00:45:44,596 --> 00:45:45,805
I slept with your wife,

871
00:45:46,806 --> 00:45:49,684
and I can't change that,
even if I wanted to.

872
00:45:51,728 --> 00:45:52,562
Which I don't.

873
00:45:54,105 --> 00:45:55,190
So smite me.

874
00:45:56,232 --> 00:45:58,109
Turn me into a pillar of salt.

875
00:45:58,193 --> 00:45:59,402
Whatever you do.

876
00:46:00,904 --> 00:46:03,782
[laughs] Let's just get it over with.

877
00:46:04,365 --> 00:46:07,535
It's not my business who
my ex-wife spent her time with, Daniel.

878
00:46:08,495 --> 00:46:11,122
The truth is, I wasn't the best husband,

879
00:46:11,206 --> 00:46:15,043
and I'm grateful she found someone
to give her the love she deserved.

880
00:46:16,211 --> 00:46:17,045
Thank you.

881
00:46:21,049 --> 00:46:24,427
-[exhales]
-[laughs]

882
00:46:37,690 --> 00:46:42,987
Um, Trix, there are, uh,
some things that we need to talk about.

883
00:46:44,072 --> 00:46:44,989
It's okay, Mom.

884
00:46:45,073 --> 00:46:48,117
I learned today
that grown-ups make mistakes too.

885
00:46:48,701 --> 00:46:50,662
And I forgive you.

886
00:46:52,330 --> 00:46:53,206
Oh.

887
00:46:54,123 --> 00:46:56,084
Well, that is nice of you to say.

888
00:46:56,167 --> 00:46:57,335
And, um, you're right,

889
00:46:58,378 --> 00:47:01,506
you know, everybody does make mistakes,

890
00:47:02,423 --> 00:47:06,386
but it's important that we own up
to our mistakes when we make them.

891
00:47:06,970 --> 00:47:08,805
I'm sorry for what I did at school.

892
00:47:08,888 --> 00:47:10,390
I'm glad to hear you say that.

893
00:47:12,475 --> 00:47:16,312
You know, I'm sorry too,
for my mistakes and, um…

894
00:47:17,355 --> 00:47:21,276
I really should have realized
that you're not a little kid anymore.

895
00:47:22,694 --> 00:47:25,029
You're beautiful, smart--

896
00:47:25,113 --> 00:47:26,823
I can tell you're sad, Mom.

897
00:47:29,868 --> 00:47:30,827
I know you can.

898
00:47:33,621 --> 00:47:38,334
Even when I'm not willing
to admit it to myself. I know, honey.

899
00:47:38,418 --> 00:47:39,335
Denial.

900
00:47:40,086 --> 00:47:41,921
It happens to the best of us.

901
00:47:42,005 --> 00:47:44,215
[laughs]

902
00:47:44,299 --> 00:47:45,133
Yes.

903
00:47:46,050 --> 00:47:47,093
You're right.

904
00:47:47,176 --> 00:47:48,803
[sighs] You're so smart.

905
00:47:49,345 --> 00:47:52,390
You know, when you were younger, I…

906
00:47:52,473 --> 00:47:58,104
I tried to protect you,
to shield you from difficult feelings,

907
00:47:58,771 --> 00:48:00,106
and situations.

908
00:48:00,773 --> 00:48:06,988
But I think now, maybe, the best thing
that I can do for you is to let you in

909
00:48:07,071 --> 00:48:09,240
and, um, and admit that…

910
00:48:10,617 --> 00:48:13,328
Mom doesn't always feel so strong inside.

911
00:48:14,746 --> 00:48:16,164
You're upset about Lucifer.

912
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:17,916
Aren't you?

913
00:48:22,086 --> 00:48:23,212
[smacks lips]

914
00:48:23,963 --> 00:48:24,797
Well…

915
00:48:26,424 --> 00:48:28,051
the truth is, is, um…

916
00:48:29,427 --> 00:48:31,930
things between Lucifer and me,

917
00:48:32,013 --> 00:48:34,641
they are a little up in the air right now.

918
00:48:35,475 --> 00:48:40,855
And, uh, I'm not sure
if we will, uh, end up as partners

919
00:48:41,439 --> 00:48:44,275
or friends, or something more,

920
00:48:44,359 --> 00:48:48,321
but, uh, if he and I
are gonna try and figure this out…

921
00:48:50,990 --> 00:48:53,409
I have to tell him my real feelings.

922
00:48:53,493 --> 00:48:55,370
And then what's gonna happen?

923
00:48:56,162 --> 00:48:57,205
[exhales]

924
00:48:58,623 --> 00:48:59,666
[sighs]

925
00:49:04,212 --> 00:49:05,254
I don't know.

926
00:49:07,382 --> 00:49:09,884
And that's a little scary.

927
00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:14,263
And I'm sure
it's scary for you too, right?

928
00:49:19,268 --> 00:49:21,020
But here's the thing, Trix.

929
00:49:21,813 --> 00:49:25,400
No matter what happens,
and no matter if you're 11…

930
00:49:26,609 --> 00:49:28,361
or 111…

931
00:49:29,195 --> 00:49:34,826
if the Earth gets hit by
an asteroid made of rock candy

932
00:49:34,909 --> 00:49:37,870
and the sky starts raining down gumdrops…

933
00:49:40,081 --> 00:49:43,751
me and your dad
will always be your parents.

934
00:49:44,711 --> 00:49:47,296
And we will always love you,
no matter what.

935
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:49,674
Promise?

936
00:49:51,634 --> 00:49:52,468
Promise.

937
00:50:04,647 --> 00:50:05,815
[glasses clink]

938
00:50:05,898 --> 00:50:07,191
I will miss the buzz.

939
00:50:07,984 --> 00:50:11,487
You're all-powerful again, Dad,
so can't you just buzz yourself?

940
00:50:12,321 --> 00:50:14,532
[chuckles] We need to talk.

941
00:50:17,910 --> 00:50:18,911
[sighs]

942
00:50:22,999 --> 00:50:23,916
Okay.

943
00:50:25,043 --> 00:50:26,335
Father, what is it?

944
00:50:26,419 --> 00:50:27,587
Lucifer was right.

945
00:50:28,504 --> 00:50:31,883
Twice in one millennium.
Will wonders never cease?

946
00:50:33,092 --> 00:50:34,594
[God] It's not just the music.

947
00:50:35,887 --> 00:50:38,806
Or the fact that I misplaced my powers.

948
00:50:40,308 --> 00:50:41,517
The truth is,

949
00:50:41,601 --> 00:50:43,811
I've been slipping for quite a while.

950
00:50:45,730 --> 00:50:47,523
For longer than I'd like to admit.

951
00:50:49,525 --> 00:50:51,527
I guess you get
your denial from your father.

952
00:50:51,611 --> 00:50:52,820
What denial?

953
00:50:53,780 --> 00:50:55,990
[chuckles] Kidding.

954
00:50:56,074 --> 00:50:56,949
Mostly.

955
00:50:58,493 --> 00:51:02,789
Now, let's just keep this between
the three of us, for now. Shall we?

956
00:51:02,872 --> 00:51:04,791
Father, what are you saying?

957
00:51:04,874 --> 00:51:06,417
I think it's time.

958
00:51:07,335 --> 00:51:08,711
Time for what?

959
00:51:10,379 --> 00:51:11,714
Time for me to retire.

960
00:51:18,262 --> 00:51:19,555
-Dad.
-Dad, uh…