1 00:00:31,260 --> 00:00:34,138 Father. [hesitates] 2 00:00:35,514 --> 00:00:36,348 You're here. 3 00:00:37,016 --> 00:00:38,768 Well, you've got my attention. 4 00:00:39,518 --> 00:00:42,188 Oh, Father, thank you for coming. 5 00:00:42,271 --> 00:00:44,523 You-- you saw how they were attacking me? 6 00:00:44,607 --> 00:00:48,277 And look what Lucifer did to my face. 7 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:50,362 Yes, of course, oh, this is all my fault. 8 00:00:50,446 --> 00:00:53,574 Go on, go ahead, Dad, blame it all on me, like always. 9 00:00:53,657 --> 00:00:56,118 No, Father, this is all my fault. 10 00:00:56,952 --> 00:00:59,747 I lost control and froze time, and as the eldest brother, 11 00:00:59,830 --> 00:01:02,458 I should've kept a better handle on my siblings. I'm truly sorry. 12 00:01:02,541 --> 00:01:04,251 I don't care who's at fault. 13 00:01:05,211 --> 00:01:08,464 -I just want my sons to get along. -[scoffs] 14 00:01:09,173 --> 00:01:13,219 Regardless of what's happened, we're family. 15 00:01:14,303 --> 00:01:16,055 Let's act like it. 16 00:01:16,138 --> 00:01:19,183 Good point, Father. [sighs] 17 00:01:20,142 --> 00:01:21,018 Come on. 18 00:01:21,894 --> 00:01:22,812 Bring it in. 19 00:01:23,521 --> 00:01:25,815 -Uh… -Come on. Here. 20 00:01:29,318 --> 00:01:31,737 You've got to be joking. 21 00:01:32,488 --> 00:01:34,615 No! Hell, no! 22 00:01:35,199 --> 00:01:36,492 Come now, Samael. 23 00:01:37,201 --> 00:01:38,202 [shudders] 24 00:01:38,994 --> 00:01:42,081 Michael impersonated me, tried to ruin my life. 25 00:01:42,164 --> 00:01:44,792 Kidnapped the woman that I-- [huffs] 26 00:01:44,875 --> 00:01:47,711 He is behind every bad thing that's ever happened to me! 27 00:01:47,795 --> 00:01:49,463 Well, everything apart from you. 28 00:01:49,547 --> 00:01:51,882 And for someone who's supposed to be omniscient, 29 00:01:51,966 --> 00:01:54,343 it's amazing that you never actually see that! 30 00:01:55,970 --> 00:01:59,515 And apparently never will. [scoffs] 31 00:02:01,350 --> 00:02:02,226 [scoffs] 32 00:02:04,895 --> 00:02:05,855 [mouths] Now? 33 00:02:17,616 --> 00:02:20,536 Is that my grandson over there? Huh. 34 00:02:22,079 --> 00:02:23,497 [chuckles] 35 00:02:32,756 --> 00:02:34,925 Well, now, this won't do at all. 36 00:02:38,053 --> 00:02:40,055 [clamoring] 37 00:02:45,603 --> 00:02:46,812 What just happened? 38 00:02:49,148 --> 00:02:50,399 And who are you? 39 00:03:00,451 --> 00:03:01,493 [sighs] 40 00:03:01,577 --> 00:03:04,413 Hey, oh, my God, are you okay? That must've been a crazy big earthquake. 41 00:03:04,496 --> 00:03:05,706 Yeah. 42 00:03:06,624 --> 00:03:07,750 Yeah, I'm fine. 43 00:03:08,709 --> 00:03:11,212 Hey, wait. Uh… have you seen Lucifer? 44 00:03:11,295 --> 00:03:13,714 Um, no, sorry. 45 00:03:21,472 --> 00:03:23,474 [high-pitched ringing] 46 00:03:36,737 --> 00:03:37,613 Where is he? 47 00:03:37,696 --> 00:03:40,741 -[rock and roll playing on piano] -[cheering] 48 00:03:42,284 --> 00:03:45,537 -Ha-ha! Yeah! -[shouting] 49 00:03:45,621 --> 00:03:48,290 -[laughs] -Whoo! [laughs] 50 00:03:56,090 --> 00:03:57,049 Here we go! 51 00:03:58,300 --> 00:03:59,134 Big! 52 00:04:08,477 --> 00:04:10,479 [cheering] 53 00:04:12,106 --> 00:04:14,149 [laughs] 54 00:04:14,233 --> 00:04:15,442 Yeah! 55 00:04:16,193 --> 00:04:17,695 Whoo! 56 00:04:18,737 --> 00:04:19,863 Mmm! 57 00:04:20,531 --> 00:04:21,824 [exhales] 58 00:04:21,907 --> 00:04:22,741 Hi. 59 00:04:22,825 --> 00:04:24,994 Detective! Where have you been? 60 00:04:25,077 --> 00:04:27,454 Hey. Um, can I talk to you for a second? 61 00:04:28,414 --> 00:04:29,373 Absolutely! 62 00:04:29,456 --> 00:04:31,458 [dance music playing] 63 00:04:40,718 --> 00:04:44,305 Hey, so, uh, what happened back at the precinct? 64 00:04:45,681 --> 00:04:49,727 When we were talking, and, uh, you were about to say… 65 00:04:50,436 --> 00:04:52,771 or at least I thought… 66 00:04:53,522 --> 00:04:56,483 I knew what you were about to say, and then I blinked, and, well, 67 00:04:56,567 --> 00:04:58,193 suddenly, no you. 68 00:04:58,777 --> 00:05:00,863 Detective, I'm sorry. [exhales] 69 00:05:00,946 --> 00:05:03,615 I needed to get away. I couldn't take it anymore. 70 00:05:03,699 --> 00:05:04,992 "Take it"? 71 00:05:05,075 --> 00:05:08,078 People! Telling me what to do, especially-- 72 00:05:08,162 --> 00:05:09,038 Me? 73 00:05:09,830 --> 00:05:10,664 No. 74 00:05:11,457 --> 00:05:13,208 No, Detective, I'm sorry, I-- 75 00:05:13,292 --> 00:05:16,879 It's okay. I-- I think I pushed you too far, 76 00:05:16,962 --> 00:05:19,173 and it wasn't fair of me to do that, 77 00:05:19,256 --> 00:05:21,425 and I get why you ran away. 78 00:05:21,508 --> 00:05:23,927 -But that's not why I ran. -No, I-- I understand. 79 00:05:24,636 --> 00:05:25,971 I really do. Um… 80 00:05:27,181 --> 00:05:30,225 You know, I think, uh, maybe I'll just give you some time, 81 00:05:31,101 --> 00:05:33,479 and, um, when-when you're ready, 82 00:05:34,063 --> 00:05:35,647 I'll be ready to listen. 83 00:05:35,731 --> 00:05:36,565 Okay? 84 00:05:48,577 --> 00:05:50,579 [Charlie cooing] 85 00:05:53,874 --> 00:05:54,708 Yep. 86 00:05:56,585 --> 00:05:57,711 You're really here. 87 00:05:57,795 --> 00:05:59,797 [sighs] I guess I shouldn't be surprised. 88 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:00,756 I met Eve 89 00:06:00,839 --> 00:06:02,716 and the Goddess of all creation. 90 00:06:03,634 --> 00:06:08,597 I even thought I met you once, but still… [chuckles] 91 00:06:09,807 --> 00:06:11,975 Yeah, I'm never gonna get used to this. Mnh-mnh. 92 00:06:12,059 --> 00:06:13,560 You can poke all you want. 93 00:06:14,478 --> 00:06:16,397 Because I'm eternally grateful to you… 94 00:06:17,398 --> 00:06:19,149 for this beautiful grandson. 95 00:06:20,067 --> 00:06:22,361 -Yeah. -Who's the cutest little baby? 96 00:06:22,945 --> 00:06:24,613 Yes, it's you. 97 00:06:24,696 --> 00:06:26,073 -That's right. -[chuckles] 98 00:06:27,491 --> 00:06:30,744 My angel baby is technically God's grandkid. 99 00:06:32,788 --> 00:06:33,789 Do you need a drink? 100 00:06:34,373 --> 00:06:35,749 Water? Wine? 101 00:06:36,500 --> 00:06:37,709 Is it all the same to you? 102 00:06:37,793 --> 00:06:40,170 Yeah, I'm gonna get some options. Okay. 103 00:06:46,301 --> 00:06:49,138 Father, I do have to tell you that Lucifer was right. 104 00:06:50,055 --> 00:06:53,142 Michael has made quite a mess here on Earth. 105 00:06:53,851 --> 00:06:56,228 And I'm afraid he's not done. He's up to something. 106 00:06:56,311 --> 00:06:58,355 Day-to-day isn't important, my son. 107 00:06:59,690 --> 00:07:01,066 This is important. 108 00:07:02,484 --> 00:07:04,820 -Family's important. -Yes, I agree. 109 00:07:06,321 --> 00:07:07,448 And that's, um… 110 00:07:09,158 --> 00:07:11,368 that's what I wanted to talk to you about. 111 00:07:12,619 --> 00:07:15,122 About Charlie and, uh… 112 00:07:17,958 --> 00:07:18,792 Father, is he-- 113 00:07:18,876 --> 00:07:19,710 Adorable? 114 00:07:20,878 --> 00:07:21,962 Yes, he is, my son. 115 00:07:22,045 --> 00:07:23,547 God's honest truth. 116 00:07:23,630 --> 00:07:26,008 -Yes, but, Father, I-- -You know what? 117 00:07:26,091 --> 00:07:28,886 Being here gives me an idea. 118 00:07:30,220 --> 00:07:31,054 Yeah? 119 00:07:32,514 --> 00:07:35,017 I think I know just what this family needs. 120 00:07:37,352 --> 00:07:39,480 You know, Dan, you really should stay home. 121 00:07:39,563 --> 00:07:40,939 Just take some time off. 122 00:07:41,023 --> 00:07:43,400 Learning the truth about Lucifer, it's a lot. 123 00:07:43,484 --> 00:07:44,443 I've been there. 124 00:07:44,526 --> 00:07:47,821 I'm guessing you handled it better. Or did you shoot him too? 125 00:07:47,905 --> 00:07:52,826 [scoffs] I didn't, but I did almost poison him with the help of an evil priest. 126 00:07:52,910 --> 00:07:56,622 [laughs] I genuinely can't tell if that's a joke or not. 127 00:07:57,289 --> 00:07:58,540 Take some time, Dan. 128 00:07:59,583 --> 00:08:00,876 Look, I just wanna work. 129 00:08:02,252 --> 00:08:06,131 You know? Hell, you're the one who was kidnapped. You should take some time off. 130 00:08:06,215 --> 00:08:07,132 Touché. 131 00:08:08,759 --> 00:08:10,761 How are you doing, by the way? 132 00:08:10,844 --> 00:08:12,721 I noticed Lucifer's not here. 133 00:08:12,804 --> 00:08:16,183 Well, we-- we hit a snag, and he's dealing with some things, 134 00:08:16,266 --> 00:08:18,769 and I may have rushed him a bit, 135 00:08:18,852 --> 00:08:22,940 so I'm giving him space, but he'll figure it out. 136 00:08:23,023 --> 00:08:25,067 We're strong enough to get through this. 137 00:08:26,193 --> 00:08:28,695 Well, at least Ella's taking some time off. 138 00:08:29,446 --> 00:08:30,906 [scoffs] Yeah. 139 00:08:31,907 --> 00:08:34,326 [Dan] Oh. Hey, Ella. 140 00:08:35,202 --> 00:08:38,205 Before you start, no, I am not going home. 141 00:08:38,288 --> 00:08:40,082 I need to focus on the case. 142 00:08:40,958 --> 00:08:41,833 Okay. 143 00:08:44,670 --> 00:08:45,504 Really? 144 00:08:46,171 --> 00:08:49,132 I had, like, five pretty solid arguments ready. 145 00:08:49,216 --> 00:08:51,134 -I mean, if you wanna hear them-- -No, we're good. 146 00:08:51,218 --> 00:08:52,511 -We're good. -What do we have? 147 00:08:52,594 --> 00:08:53,887 [Ella sighs] 148 00:08:55,806 --> 00:08:58,308 Vic was Chris Peterson. 149 00:08:58,392 --> 00:09:01,228 COD seems to be blunt force trauma to the head. 150 00:09:01,311 --> 00:09:03,272 I think he hit his head on the cement, 151 00:09:03,355 --> 00:09:07,359 but it's kind of hard to tell, thanks to his BBQ-ed bod. 152 00:09:07,442 --> 00:09:10,153 [exhales] Looks like someone was trying to burn down the hole. 153 00:09:10,237 --> 00:09:12,030 Maybe Chris stepped in, tried to stop 'em? 154 00:09:12,114 --> 00:09:13,949 Yeah, we found gasoline all over this place. 155 00:09:14,032 --> 00:09:16,660 Someone was trying to burn down the entire Kingdom. 156 00:09:16,743 --> 00:09:20,080 Lucky for the owners, the cement stopped the fire from spreading, but-- 157 00:09:20,163 --> 00:09:21,873 Who was he? One of the workers? 158 00:09:21,957 --> 00:09:24,001 No, this place is family-owned, 159 00:09:24,084 --> 00:09:27,087 so the dad and the kids all work here and run this place. 160 00:09:27,170 --> 00:09:29,506 And this was the youngest son. 161 00:09:29,590 --> 00:09:30,757 Any witnesses? 162 00:09:30,841 --> 00:09:33,927 No. But the three kids were here, working after hours, 163 00:09:34,011 --> 00:09:37,681 but they say they didn't see any struggle or hear any arguments. 164 00:09:37,764 --> 00:09:41,101 They just saw the fire, rushed out, only to find… 165 00:09:41,184 --> 00:09:42,686 The body of their burned brother. 166 00:09:42,769 --> 00:09:45,606 Well, let's go talk to them, see if any of them wanted their brother dead. 167 00:09:45,689 --> 00:09:48,400 Oh, way ahead of you. I know exactly how to find the killer. 168 00:09:49,234 --> 00:09:50,736 -You do? -[Ella] Hell, yeah. 169 00:09:50,819 --> 00:09:54,865 See, all you have to do is introduce me to all of the suspects. 170 00:09:54,948 --> 00:09:57,326 And whichever one I'm most attracted to, 171 00:09:57,951 --> 00:09:59,745 bam, that's your killer. 172 00:09:59,828 --> 00:10:01,121 Ella. 173 00:10:01,204 --> 00:10:02,914 Hey, I'm at peace with it. 174 00:10:02,998 --> 00:10:06,501 If I've got a broken picker, might as well use it for the greater good, right? 175 00:10:20,724 --> 00:10:23,769 What are you gonna say to her? Something romantic? 176 00:10:25,062 --> 00:10:27,022 You have that look on your face. 177 00:10:28,565 --> 00:10:29,733 Well, not anymore. 178 00:10:30,859 --> 00:10:31,902 What do you care? 179 00:10:31,985 --> 00:10:35,364 Why even ask? You're all-knowing, don't you already know the answer? 180 00:10:35,447 --> 00:10:38,617 Hmm. Father's intuition. 181 00:10:38,700 --> 00:10:41,078 Well, intuit yourself somewhere else. 182 00:10:41,161 --> 00:10:42,496 Actually, no. 183 00:10:42,579 --> 00:10:44,289 Why are you still here? 184 00:10:44,373 --> 00:10:47,376 Isn't the universe gonna collapse with your you-like powers on Earth? 185 00:10:48,251 --> 00:10:49,378 Hmm. 186 00:10:53,006 --> 00:10:56,051 -[ball rattles in cup] -[bell tolling] 187 00:10:56,134 --> 00:10:58,136 [sighs] 188 00:10:59,596 --> 00:11:01,306 -It's fine. -Is it? 189 00:11:01,390 --> 00:11:04,518 Well, as always, thanks for clearing that up. Now, if you don't mind… 190 00:11:07,229 --> 00:11:08,897 I've come to ask you something. 191 00:11:12,859 --> 00:11:13,944 Well, go on, then. 192 00:11:14,528 --> 00:11:15,946 I'd like you to join me. 193 00:11:16,905 --> 00:11:18,407 For a family dinner. 194 00:11:18,490 --> 00:11:21,368 [laughs] Yeah? 195 00:11:22,119 --> 00:11:22,953 No. 196 00:11:23,787 --> 00:11:25,706 Pass. Hard pass. 197 00:11:25,789 --> 00:11:26,623 [God] Son. 198 00:11:27,833 --> 00:11:30,210 I don't wanna leave Earth until we've all talked. 199 00:11:30,961 --> 00:11:33,338 Well, enjoy your eternity here, then, 200 00:11:33,422 --> 00:11:35,966 because there is absolutely no way 201 00:11:36,049 --> 00:11:40,679 I am sitting down for anything as absurd or torturous as a family dinner. 202 00:11:40,762 --> 00:11:43,014 I've already done my time in Hell. 203 00:11:43,098 --> 00:11:44,099 Remember? 204 00:11:49,479 --> 00:11:52,232 [exhales] Good morning. 205 00:11:52,315 --> 00:11:55,152 Lucifer. I thought you needed space. 206 00:11:55,235 --> 00:11:59,030 Nope, no space needed. I'm right where I need to be. So, where's the family? 207 00:11:59,114 --> 00:12:01,825 Well, the siblings are over there, but how did you know-- 208 00:12:01,908 --> 00:12:03,577 One of them is obviously the killer. 209 00:12:06,788 --> 00:12:08,623 He doesn't even know what the crime is. 210 00:12:09,499 --> 00:12:13,670 No, he's probably just projecting his latest issues. 211 00:12:15,338 --> 00:12:18,467 -He's projecting his latest issues. -What, and that's a good thing? 212 00:12:18,550 --> 00:12:20,761 He thinks it's the family. I-- 213 00:12:20,844 --> 00:12:24,139 I thought he was upset with me for rushing him, but he's not. He-- 214 00:12:25,974 --> 00:12:28,018 He's mad at his own family. 215 00:12:28,101 --> 00:12:29,144 Of course. 216 00:12:32,522 --> 00:12:33,648 I should have stayed home. 217 00:12:44,159 --> 00:12:47,245 The Kingdom was built from the ground up by our father. 218 00:12:47,329 --> 00:12:50,874 Everyone in the family has a role in keeping the place running, 219 00:12:50,957 --> 00:12:55,003 but Chris, he never settled into his role. 220 00:12:55,086 --> 00:13:00,050 In-- In fact, he-- he left a few years back to work for himself. 221 00:13:00,592 --> 00:13:02,677 So, what you're saying is 222 00:13:02,761 --> 00:13:05,722 the wayward son rebelled against the family, forged his own path, 223 00:13:05,806 --> 00:13:06,932 and then you killed him. 224 00:13:07,015 --> 00:13:09,434 What? We-- we would never. 225 00:13:09,518 --> 00:13:12,521 We were all still close, even though Chris left. 226 00:13:12,604 --> 00:13:15,941 And look, he died protecting it. He… 227 00:13:17,192 --> 00:13:18,235 he died a hero. 228 00:13:18,819 --> 00:13:21,530 Do any of you know anyone who'd wanna burn the place down? 229 00:13:21,613 --> 00:13:23,156 Yeah, Juan Perez. 230 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:24,157 And who's Juan? 231 00:13:24,241 --> 00:13:27,077 He is the owner of Hole in Juan. 232 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:29,538 [laughs] See what he did there? 233 00:13:29,621 --> 00:13:30,664 Sorry. You were saying. 234 00:13:31,248 --> 00:13:33,500 [man] Another mini-golf course a couple of blocks away. 235 00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:38,338 We've had a rivalry for years, but lately it's gotten pretty intense. 236 00:13:38,421 --> 00:13:42,092 We always pranked each other. He stole our balls. 237 00:13:42,175 --> 00:13:46,680 We rearranged his putt-putt statues in suggestive positions. 238 00:13:46,763 --> 00:13:48,390 Ah, well, if you appreciate that, 239 00:13:48,473 --> 00:13:50,809 you'll love what I did with your squires on the second hole. 240 00:13:50,892 --> 00:13:52,561 And to their second holes. 241 00:13:52,644 --> 00:13:55,647 Yes, but a prank war isn't motive for murder. 242 00:13:55,730 --> 00:13:57,274 [woman] Things escalated lately. 243 00:13:57,357 --> 00:14:03,029 Last week, Juan spray-painted this on the side of our castle. 244 00:14:04,489 --> 00:14:06,658 [Chloe] "I will destroy you." 245 00:14:07,868 --> 00:14:09,411 Yes, but are you sure it was him? 246 00:14:10,745 --> 00:14:12,205 He signed it. 247 00:14:12,998 --> 00:14:16,042 -Okay, well, I say we start there. -[exhales] 248 00:14:16,877 --> 00:14:20,589 ♪ I'd give you everything If you would give it all back to me… ♪ 249 00:14:21,673 --> 00:14:24,759 Well, I mean, you know, I'm actually happy you think it's the family. 250 00:14:24,843 --> 00:14:26,261 It's comforting. 251 00:14:26,344 --> 00:14:29,180 Listen, if you wanna talk about what's going on with your own family, 252 00:14:29,264 --> 00:14:31,474 I'm here for you, but no pressure at all. 253 00:14:31,558 --> 00:14:33,560 [engines revving] 254 00:14:37,814 --> 00:14:39,316 Juan Perez? 255 00:14:39,399 --> 00:14:41,151 -Yeah? -LAPD. 256 00:14:49,159 --> 00:14:49,993 [gears rattle] 257 00:14:50,076 --> 00:14:52,329 -[engine turns over] -[tires screech] 258 00:15:01,087 --> 00:15:02,964 [engine powers off] 259 00:15:04,049 --> 00:15:06,176 Whoa-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh! 260 00:15:06,259 --> 00:15:09,137 Feeling guilty about something, Juan? 261 00:15:10,180 --> 00:15:11,806 [rattles] 262 00:15:11,890 --> 00:15:14,142 We wanna talk to you about the murder of Chris Peterson. 263 00:15:14,726 --> 00:15:15,560 Chris is dead? 264 00:15:16,436 --> 00:15:17,896 Clearly you don't think that-- 265 00:15:18,897 --> 00:15:20,106 Okay, clearly you do. 266 00:15:20,190 --> 00:15:22,317 -Look, I would never-- -You ran from the cops. 267 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,778 I thought you were arresting me for the ZX3! 268 00:15:25,278 --> 00:15:27,948 -It's an illegal-- -Chemical used in street racing. 269 00:15:28,031 --> 00:15:30,825 Surprisingly useful in other ways. We're familiar. 270 00:15:30,909 --> 00:15:32,994 So you were juicing your carts with ZX3? 271 00:15:33,078 --> 00:15:35,830 [chuckling] Yeah. Fastest in the whole state. 272 00:15:35,914 --> 00:15:38,249 Yeah, the kids can't get enough of 'em, so… 273 00:15:38,833 --> 00:15:42,087 But if things are going well for you, why would you threaten to destroy the Kingdom? 274 00:15:42,170 --> 00:15:44,089 'Cause they think they're better than us, 275 00:15:44,172 --> 00:15:46,257 looking down from their fancy castle. Whatever. 276 00:15:46,841 --> 00:15:49,970 Look, with my super-fast carts, my brand-new arcade, 277 00:15:50,053 --> 00:15:52,263 and hey, guys, you have to play in the Family War Zone. 278 00:15:52,347 --> 00:15:53,348 Do I? 279 00:15:53,431 --> 00:15:56,476 Uh, we're good. Do you have an alibi for last night around 10:00 p.m.? 280 00:15:56,559 --> 00:15:59,604 Yeah, I was getting lit up by a bunch of tweens in my new laser tag arena, 281 00:15:59,688 --> 00:16:01,356 which I totally forgot to mention. 282 00:16:01,439 --> 00:16:03,024 See? Rivalry over. 283 00:16:03,108 --> 00:16:05,986 That's what I told Chris when he came here looking for a job. 284 00:16:06,611 --> 00:16:07,904 Chris came to you for a job? 285 00:16:07,988 --> 00:16:10,073 Yeah, but I would never employ a Peterson. 286 00:16:10,156 --> 00:16:12,075 I figured Chris had to be a spy. 287 00:16:13,702 --> 00:16:14,536 Thank you, Juan. 288 00:16:16,579 --> 00:16:18,915 It's weird that the family would never mention that. 289 00:16:18,999 --> 00:16:21,251 I don't think it's weird at all, because they killed him. 290 00:16:21,334 --> 00:16:24,921 Yes, but if he'd left the family business, then why would he want a job here? 291 00:16:26,589 --> 00:16:28,466 [woman] Mini-golf was all Chris knew. 292 00:16:29,259 --> 00:16:32,804 Job after job, real estate, chiropractor school… 293 00:16:33,513 --> 00:16:35,140 My boyfriend, he just… 294 00:16:35,765 --> 00:16:37,684 he couldn't shake the love of the game. 295 00:16:37,767 --> 00:16:40,061 We are still talking about mini-golf, right? 296 00:16:40,145 --> 00:16:41,271 [Lucifer and woman chuckle] 297 00:16:41,354 --> 00:16:42,856 I know it sounds silly. 298 00:16:42,939 --> 00:16:44,941 I never understood it either, 299 00:16:45,025 --> 00:16:47,944 but try as he might, he couldn't get away from it. 300 00:16:48,028 --> 00:16:50,905 Well, if Chris wanted to work in mini-golf so badly, 301 00:16:50,989 --> 00:16:53,366 why wouldn't he just go back to the Kingdom? 302 00:16:53,450 --> 00:16:55,618 Because his family was a dysfunctional heap of garbage 303 00:16:55,702 --> 00:16:56,995 who made his life a living hell? 304 00:16:57,078 --> 00:17:01,041 -I'm sorry for my partner. -No, he's right. 305 00:17:01,124 --> 00:17:02,000 They're awful. 306 00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:06,463 Um, sorry, the family said that they got along great with Chris. 307 00:17:06,546 --> 00:17:08,089 [both chuckle] 308 00:17:08,173 --> 00:17:10,550 They're the reason he left in the first place. 309 00:17:10,633 --> 00:17:12,677 Chris couldn't stand being around any of them. 310 00:17:13,803 --> 00:17:14,804 I see. 311 00:17:15,764 --> 00:17:19,934 Did you know that Chris had applied for a job at Hole in Juan? 312 00:17:20,018 --> 00:17:21,186 No, I didn't. 313 00:17:21,269 --> 00:17:22,228 But it makes sense. 314 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:25,607 He'd never go back to the Kingdom. He'd rather-- 315 00:17:25,690 --> 00:17:28,693 Burn it down. That's what I tried to do with the Silver City. 316 00:17:28,777 --> 00:17:30,862 [chuckles] Not that I'm comparing the two. 317 00:17:30,945 --> 00:17:32,447 Fewer windmills up there. 318 00:17:32,530 --> 00:17:34,491 Right, excuse us. 319 00:17:35,241 --> 00:17:38,578 Lucifer, you might be right. It might be someone in the family after all. 320 00:17:38,661 --> 00:17:41,289 Well, of course it is. [scoffs] 321 00:18:00,850 --> 00:18:02,727 Hello, Mazikeen. 322 00:18:02,811 --> 00:18:04,395 I've been waiting for you. 323 00:18:04,479 --> 00:18:05,939 I made your favorite drink. 324 00:18:06,523 --> 00:18:08,108 That isn't my favorite drink. 325 00:18:08,191 --> 00:18:09,234 We'll see. 326 00:18:14,364 --> 00:18:16,908 -[God] Mm. Mmm. -Hmm. 327 00:18:18,743 --> 00:18:21,037 It's… okay. 328 00:18:21,788 --> 00:18:22,622 [God] Hmm. 329 00:18:25,416 --> 00:18:26,501 [Mazikeen] Mm. 330 00:18:27,752 --> 00:18:29,003 Where is everybody? 331 00:18:29,087 --> 00:18:31,840 Well, I sent Michael to Florence to get truffles. 332 00:18:32,882 --> 00:18:35,260 Linda's taken Charlie for a walk, 333 00:18:35,343 --> 00:18:38,054 and Amenadiel is off on a personal errand. 334 00:18:38,596 --> 00:18:40,431 So it's just you and me. 335 00:18:41,349 --> 00:18:43,518 You can ask what you've come to ask. 336 00:18:46,813 --> 00:18:47,897 [clears throat] 337 00:18:49,065 --> 00:18:51,276 I want you to give me a soul. 338 00:18:53,820 --> 00:18:54,696 Please. 339 00:18:56,072 --> 00:18:57,198 Why do you want one? 340 00:18:58,575 --> 00:19:00,660 Because everyone has one except me. 341 00:19:03,663 --> 00:19:04,873 That's why I can't… 342 00:19:06,875 --> 00:19:07,709 connect. 343 00:19:09,627 --> 00:19:10,879 Why I'm so alone. 344 00:19:11,462 --> 00:19:12,589 Mazikeen. 345 00:19:14,716 --> 00:19:16,801 You're perfect just the way you are. 346 00:19:16,885 --> 00:19:20,305 -[laughs] What the hell does that mean? -It means I can't help you. 347 00:19:20,388 --> 00:19:21,222 Can't? 348 00:19:21,973 --> 00:19:22,932 Or won't? 349 00:19:28,188 --> 00:19:30,148 Still think I'm perfect now? 350 00:19:32,567 --> 00:19:35,069 You… are you. 351 00:19:37,572 --> 00:19:39,073 And I'd never change that. 352 00:19:40,617 --> 00:19:42,577 You know what I think, hmm? 353 00:19:44,245 --> 00:19:46,873 I think you messed up when you made demons. 354 00:19:47,749 --> 00:19:49,250 When you made me. 355 00:19:50,585 --> 00:19:52,378 I think you made a mistake. 356 00:19:53,504 --> 00:19:55,632 And you don't wanna admit it. 357 00:20:03,765 --> 00:20:06,392 -[door opens, closes] -[sighs] 358 00:20:08,811 --> 00:20:13,650 ♪ So down, so deep… ♪ 359 00:20:13,733 --> 00:20:14,567 Nope. 360 00:20:14,651 --> 00:20:17,195 ♪ Nobody has nothing on me ♪ 361 00:20:17,278 --> 00:20:19,280 What are you doing here, brother? 362 00:20:19,364 --> 00:20:20,907 Solving a very important case. 363 00:20:20,990 --> 00:20:23,117 A mini-golf murder. High-stakes stuff. 364 00:20:23,201 --> 00:20:24,744 Father is here, Lucy. 365 00:20:25,662 --> 00:20:26,496 On Earth. 366 00:20:26,579 --> 00:20:28,748 You heard me say mini-golf, right? 367 00:20:29,624 --> 00:20:30,792 Wha--? 368 00:20:31,709 --> 00:20:32,835 He wants to see us. 369 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:36,422 Talk to us. I mean, we can finally get some answers. 370 00:20:36,506 --> 00:20:37,423 [chuckles] 371 00:20:37,507 --> 00:20:41,928 Well, based on my conversations with him so far, not bloody likely. 372 00:20:42,679 --> 00:20:45,682 [sighs] You know, he's hardly said a word to us our entire lives, brother, 373 00:20:45,765 --> 00:20:47,475 and now he suddenly wants to catch up. 374 00:20:47,558 --> 00:20:48,935 What next? 375 00:20:49,018 --> 00:20:51,896 A game of rounders in the park? A little push on the swings? 376 00:20:53,189 --> 00:20:54,899 Would you stop playing silly buggers? 377 00:20:54,983 --> 00:20:57,652 -I like to see it as a gesture, Lucy. -[scoffs] 378 00:20:57,735 --> 00:21:01,030 And one that I think that we should seriously consider. 379 00:21:01,114 --> 00:21:03,616 [sighs] Brother. 380 00:21:04,826 --> 00:21:09,330 You've done so well getting out from under dear old Dad's thumb. 381 00:21:09,414 --> 00:21:11,040 Becoming your own man. 382 00:21:11,916 --> 00:21:13,918 But one fatherly slap on the back 383 00:21:14,002 --> 00:21:17,338 and you're back to being his dutiful lackey, aren't you? 384 00:21:17,422 --> 00:21:19,340 -Lackey? -Mm-hmm. 385 00:21:19,424 --> 00:21:20,842 Well, look who's talking. 386 00:21:20,925 --> 00:21:23,136 Father shows up for one minute, Lucy, one minute, 387 00:21:23,219 --> 00:21:25,847 and you go right back to being a spoiled child, 388 00:21:25,930 --> 00:21:27,056 stomping off to pout! 389 00:21:27,140 --> 00:21:29,559 I wasn't pouting! Now look what you did. 390 00:21:30,268 --> 00:21:32,353 [exhales] Listen, Lucy, I… 391 00:21:34,564 --> 00:21:39,235 I know that Dad has been a bit careless in the past, distant. 392 00:21:39,319 --> 00:21:40,737 [scoffs] 393 00:21:40,820 --> 00:21:43,656 -All right, he's been a real ass. -Hmm. 394 00:21:43,740 --> 00:21:45,408 But he's our father, Lucy. 395 00:21:45,491 --> 00:21:46,409 Yes. 396 00:21:47,368 --> 00:21:50,830 Our almighty, all-powerful dad 397 00:21:50,913 --> 00:21:54,417 who will never admit to being anything other than perfect. 398 00:21:55,001 --> 00:21:59,047 Well, guess what, brother. He can kiss my imperfect, banished backside! 399 00:21:59,881 --> 00:22:00,840 -Lucy. -Yeah. 400 00:22:05,345 --> 00:22:07,930 [Amenadiel sighs] Right. 401 00:22:11,059 --> 00:22:11,934 Wow. 402 00:22:13,019 --> 00:22:15,730 -Things are looking really clean in here. -Oh. 403 00:22:15,813 --> 00:22:18,941 Yeah, well, I'm waiting on lab results, 404 00:22:19,025 --> 00:22:21,819 so I thought I'd catch up on some maintenance. 405 00:22:21,903 --> 00:22:22,862 [clicks tongue] 406 00:22:22,945 --> 00:22:26,449 Beakers are clean, so you know what that means. 407 00:22:26,532 --> 00:22:27,367 What's that? 408 00:22:29,452 --> 00:22:30,411 Pipette time! 409 00:22:32,413 --> 00:22:34,874 I throw myself into work when I'm dealing with something too. 410 00:22:34,957 --> 00:22:36,292 Oh, I'm fine. 411 00:22:38,753 --> 00:22:41,881 Ella, none of us saw this coming. Pete had all of us fooled. 412 00:22:42,673 --> 00:22:43,508 He had me fooled. 413 00:22:43,591 --> 00:22:45,468 Yeah, I guess you're right. 414 00:22:45,551 --> 00:22:47,720 I mean, after all, you had sex with him too. 415 00:22:48,721 --> 00:22:50,723 So it's a little different, right? 416 00:22:52,975 --> 00:22:53,810 Right. 417 00:22:55,353 --> 00:22:58,314 Listen, I can't pretend to understand how you're feeling, 418 00:22:58,898 --> 00:23:02,819 but I did just go through an experience where someone I thought I knew wasn't… 419 00:23:04,404 --> 00:23:05,655 who I thought he was. 420 00:23:06,155 --> 00:23:08,241 Hard to beat a secret serial killer. 421 00:23:08,324 --> 00:23:09,367 [chuckles] You'd think. 422 00:23:12,537 --> 00:23:13,830 Listen, the point is… 423 00:23:15,748 --> 00:23:17,792 so many people wear masks, Ella. 424 00:23:17,875 --> 00:23:20,628 They… they hide who they really are. 425 00:23:20,711 --> 00:23:21,546 But not you. 426 00:23:23,131 --> 00:23:25,508 You put yourself out there, heart first. 427 00:23:25,591 --> 00:23:28,010 The downside is you get hurt more easily. 428 00:23:28,094 --> 00:23:30,179 [scoffs] Ain't that the truth. 429 00:23:30,763 --> 00:23:32,014 But the upside is 430 00:23:32,098 --> 00:23:34,267 you put so much love into the world, Ella. 431 00:23:35,435 --> 00:23:37,437 Please don't let this change that, 432 00:23:38,354 --> 00:23:39,355 change you. 433 00:23:40,606 --> 00:23:43,276 We need more people like you out there, Ella. 434 00:23:44,694 --> 00:23:45,611 Not less. 435 00:23:48,823 --> 00:23:49,699 [Lucifer] Oh. 436 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:52,952 [sighs] 437 00:23:54,620 --> 00:23:56,956 Lucifer. Okay, so, new theory-- 438 00:23:57,039 --> 00:23:59,167 Unh-unh. Just hold that thought. 439 00:23:59,250 --> 00:24:01,836 Here. It's slightly right edge. 440 00:24:01,919 --> 00:24:03,379 Go on, you were saying? 441 00:24:03,463 --> 00:24:07,967 Right. So wayward son Chris attempted to burn down the Kingdom. 442 00:24:08,050 --> 00:24:12,180 One of the siblings, at least, found him mid-arson. 443 00:24:12,263 --> 00:24:15,933 They must have got into a fight about it, and Chris ended up dead. 444 00:24:16,017 --> 00:24:18,186 [exhales] The poor lad just wanted a fresh start, 445 00:24:18,269 --> 00:24:21,063 and now he finds himself cast down into Hell… 446 00:24:21,147 --> 00:24:22,648 I'm-- I'm assuming. 447 00:24:22,732 --> 00:24:25,610 Anyone that fixated on mini-golf must have issues. 448 00:24:25,693 --> 00:24:26,569 -Right. -[exhales] 449 00:24:26,652 --> 00:24:29,947 So, say Chris was you. 450 00:24:30,031 --> 00:24:30,865 [Lucifer] Hmm. 451 00:24:30,948 --> 00:24:34,035 Uh, then the killer would be who? 452 00:24:34,118 --> 00:24:34,952 Michael? 453 00:24:35,536 --> 00:24:37,705 Detective, why are you bringing my brother into this? 454 00:24:37,788 --> 00:24:40,625 Well, because you're having family issues, 455 00:24:40,708 --> 00:24:44,504 and rather than fight that, I thought I would use that to help you. 456 00:24:44,587 --> 00:24:48,049 You know, to help us to solve the case. 457 00:24:48,132 --> 00:24:49,592 Very well, if you insist. 458 00:24:49,675 --> 00:24:52,136 Great. Let's go find our Michael. 459 00:24:52,220 --> 00:24:54,430 -Okay. -[exhales] 460 00:24:57,183 --> 00:24:58,309 [Chloe clears throat] 461 00:25:00,770 --> 00:25:04,982 Uh, did you have any grievances with Chris? 462 00:25:05,066 --> 00:25:08,528 No. Of course not. We all loved him. 463 00:25:08,611 --> 00:25:10,988 We were one big, happy… 464 00:25:11,072 --> 00:25:14,158 -…family. -[scoffs] No such thing. 465 00:25:14,242 --> 00:25:17,495 -We should arrest them for that lie alone. -We heard otherwise. 466 00:25:17,578 --> 00:25:18,538 You have? 467 00:25:18,621 --> 00:25:20,665 Uh, from who? 468 00:25:20,748 --> 00:25:23,876 -Hmm. [clicks tongue] -Was it Larry? Of course it was. 469 00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:26,504 Did Ted tell you that I have a problem with April? 470 00:25:26,587 --> 00:25:30,258 Huh? Wait! They're both liars. 471 00:25:30,341 --> 00:25:33,761 It wasn't enough for you to manipulate your poor, misunderstood brother, 472 00:25:33,844 --> 00:25:36,556 you had to ruin his life as well? 473 00:25:36,639 --> 00:25:37,890 Ruin his life? 474 00:25:37,974 --> 00:25:41,102 Kill. He means kill… his life. 475 00:25:41,185 --> 00:25:43,396 -Well, I had nothing to do with it. -No. 476 00:25:43,479 --> 00:25:44,480 I swear. 477 00:25:44,564 --> 00:25:48,150 So all three of you claim to have been working the night of the murder. 478 00:25:48,234 --> 00:25:50,444 -So what were you doing? -Maintenance. 479 00:25:50,528 --> 00:25:51,654 On the arcade games. 480 00:25:51,737 --> 00:25:53,155 Updating the books. 481 00:25:53,239 --> 00:25:55,700 Cleaning the toilets. 482 00:25:56,284 --> 00:25:58,619 And can your siblings corroborate that? 483 00:25:58,703 --> 00:25:59,662 Sure. 484 00:26:00,371 --> 00:26:02,164 I mean, I don't know if Ted will. 485 00:26:02,248 --> 00:26:04,333 He was gone a while. 486 00:26:04,417 --> 00:26:07,044 I wasn't there the entire night. 487 00:26:08,129 --> 00:26:12,592 I went out to the parking lot to make out with my new girlfriend. 488 00:26:12,675 --> 00:26:15,177 Ugh. Have you seen Ted? 489 00:26:15,261 --> 00:26:18,222 -No one wants to smash that. -[chuckles] Unless he's paying her. 490 00:26:18,306 --> 00:26:19,599 I wasn't paying! 491 00:26:19,682 --> 00:26:23,769 You should talk to April. She disappeared for a while. 492 00:26:23,853 --> 00:26:26,147 She was "in the bathroom." 493 00:26:26,230 --> 00:26:29,900 I was smoking pot. Okay? It's the only way I can deal with my brothers. 494 00:26:29,984 --> 00:26:31,027 Understandable. 495 00:26:31,110 --> 00:26:33,362 What did April do? Come in here and whine? 496 00:26:33,446 --> 00:26:36,699 You know, Larry was always jealous of Chris. 497 00:26:37,199 --> 00:26:40,161 If either of those idiots did it, it was him. 498 00:26:40,745 --> 00:26:44,081 Jealous. Looks like we found our Michael. 499 00:26:44,165 --> 00:26:46,667 Hmm. He seems more like an Amenadiel to me. 500 00:26:46,751 --> 00:26:52,048 [sighs] Unless he's a Michael pretending to be an Amenadiel. 501 00:26:53,174 --> 00:26:56,218 Michael never pretends to be Amenadiel. They look nothing alike. 502 00:26:56,302 --> 00:26:57,136 No, I mean… 503 00:26:58,429 --> 00:27:00,348 [sighs] No, just, never mind. 504 00:27:00,431 --> 00:27:03,392 Look, I'm sorry, Detective. I think I need a moment. 505 00:27:06,979 --> 00:27:09,190 Excuse us. Lucifer, I-- 506 00:27:12,568 --> 00:27:13,694 [sighs] 507 00:27:16,072 --> 00:27:18,032 Listen, what if they're all Michaels? 508 00:27:18,115 --> 00:27:20,034 Look how quickly they turned on each other. 509 00:27:20,117 --> 00:27:20,951 Perhaps. 510 00:27:21,786 --> 00:27:22,703 [Chloe sighs] 511 00:27:23,829 --> 00:27:25,706 What if they apologized to you? 512 00:27:26,332 --> 00:27:27,208 To me? 513 00:27:27,792 --> 00:27:28,793 I mean, to Chris. 514 00:27:28,876 --> 00:27:31,754 I don't understand. What good is apologizing to a dead body? 515 00:27:31,837 --> 00:27:33,130 -[officer] Detective. -Yes. 516 00:27:35,091 --> 00:27:37,927 I'm Peter Peterson, and I, um-- 517 00:27:38,010 --> 00:27:40,888 Have the greatest name ever. [chuckles] 518 00:27:40,971 --> 00:27:42,473 I'm the father of-- 519 00:27:42,556 --> 00:27:44,600 Chris Peterson, yes. 520 00:27:44,684 --> 00:27:46,185 So sorry for your loss. 521 00:27:46,268 --> 00:27:49,647 Thank you. But I'm afraid you're after the wrong suspects. 522 00:27:50,231 --> 00:27:51,148 Right. 523 00:27:51,232 --> 00:27:52,775 Well, with all due respect-- 524 00:27:52,858 --> 00:27:54,860 I killed my son. 525 00:27:55,778 --> 00:27:58,739 And I can't let another one of my children suffer 526 00:27:58,823 --> 00:28:00,282 because of my mistakes. 527 00:28:01,242 --> 00:28:04,995 I dropped by the, uh, Kingdom last night. 528 00:28:05,079 --> 00:28:08,916 I saw Chris take a gas can from the shed. 529 00:28:08,999 --> 00:28:10,918 I tried to stop him, of course, 530 00:28:11,502 --> 00:28:13,504 but we fought and-- 531 00:28:13,587 --> 00:28:15,423 I mean, it was an accident, but… 532 00:28:17,174 --> 00:28:20,052 I killed my own son. 533 00:28:22,054 --> 00:28:22,930 I see. 534 00:28:23,723 --> 00:28:27,309 Well, thank you for that. Would you please take his full statement? 535 00:28:27,393 --> 00:28:30,187 -I'll be with you in a minute. -All right. I'm-- 536 00:28:34,650 --> 00:28:35,484 Lucifer. 537 00:28:36,569 --> 00:28:37,403 Are you okay? 538 00:28:39,822 --> 00:28:42,116 I am, Detective. 539 00:28:42,908 --> 00:28:46,287 You know, hearing that confession felt great, actually, 540 00:28:46,370 --> 00:28:48,497 like exactly what I've been searching for. 541 00:28:49,749 --> 00:28:52,418 I think I now know exactly what I need to do. 542 00:28:55,045 --> 00:29:00,384 ♪ I got a fever Running up a hundred degrees ♪ 543 00:29:00,468 --> 00:29:05,931 ♪ I am a real king Gather 'round and follow my lead ♪ 544 00:29:06,015 --> 00:29:08,559 ♪ I'm like a dust storm ♪ 545 00:29:08,642 --> 00:29:13,314 -♪ Going down in history ♪ - ♪ History… ♪ 546 00:29:14,940 --> 00:29:19,403 I'm sorry, Father, but we shouldn't be surprised. 547 00:29:19,487 --> 00:29:22,364 I mean, Lucifer isn't mature enough. 548 00:29:22,448 --> 00:29:23,991 Sorry I'm late! 549 00:29:24,492 --> 00:29:27,244 ♪ Not gonna wanna mess with me ♪ 550 00:29:27,328 --> 00:29:28,454 I brought soufflé. 551 00:29:36,587 --> 00:29:38,881 Risen perfectly, just as you like 'em. 552 00:29:42,259 --> 00:29:43,636 [sighs] 553 00:29:45,304 --> 00:29:48,098 [chair scrapes] 554 00:29:51,977 --> 00:29:53,312 [clears throat] 555 00:29:58,901 --> 00:30:00,361 I'm glad you came, son. 556 00:30:00,444 --> 00:30:01,529 Me too. 557 00:30:04,073 --> 00:30:05,366 [exhales] 558 00:30:05,449 --> 00:30:10,037 Yeah, I find that, at family events, a couple of bottles help. 559 00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:11,664 -[chuckles] -To start. 560 00:30:12,540 --> 00:30:15,543 Okay. I'm off. -You're not joining us, Linda? 561 00:30:17,044 --> 00:30:20,589 Well, this is a family dinner, 562 00:30:20,673 --> 00:30:23,759 and, well, I'm… not. 563 00:30:24,301 --> 00:30:26,512 You are the mother of my grandchild. 564 00:30:27,888 --> 00:30:29,431 Of course you're family. 565 00:30:37,314 --> 00:30:39,275 -[whispers] You were so close. -I know. 566 00:30:42,278 --> 00:30:43,279 [clears throat] 567 00:30:43,362 --> 00:30:45,865 Well, this smells delicious, Father. 568 00:30:45,948 --> 00:30:48,784 You have outdone your always-divine touch. 569 00:30:48,868 --> 00:30:50,452 Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! 570 00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:52,872 Aren't you forgetting something? 571 00:30:54,206 --> 00:30:55,875 Well, shouldn't we say grace? 572 00:30:57,126 --> 00:30:58,127 [scoffs] 573 00:31:05,175 --> 00:31:06,886 I'll say it? 574 00:31:08,804 --> 00:31:10,222 -Okay. -[clears throat] 575 00:31:13,017 --> 00:31:14,768 I'd like to thank God for-- 576 00:31:17,521 --> 00:31:18,647 [chuckles] 577 00:31:20,608 --> 00:31:23,861 I'm used to you being up there. [clears throat] 578 00:31:24,945 --> 00:31:31,827 Thank you, God, for this food and the company, and… 579 00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:39,126 oceans and napkins 580 00:31:39,752 --> 00:31:42,254 and shoes and life. 581 00:31:42,338 --> 00:31:44,089 Yeah, that about covers it, Doctor. 582 00:31:44,173 --> 00:31:46,133 -Thank you. Amen. -[Linda clears throat] 583 00:31:46,216 --> 00:31:47,843 That was beautiful, Linda. 584 00:31:47,927 --> 00:31:48,802 Thank you. 585 00:31:49,470 --> 00:31:51,055 I just thanked God for napkins. 586 00:31:51,138 --> 00:31:53,349 -It was better than I would have done. -Okay. 587 00:31:53,432 --> 00:31:54,266 Well. 588 00:31:55,142 --> 00:31:55,976 Let's dig in. 589 00:31:59,229 --> 00:32:01,273 [Michael sighs] 590 00:32:02,399 --> 00:32:03,776 Well, isn't this great? 591 00:32:04,443 --> 00:32:06,820 Wonderful meal with family. 592 00:32:11,575 --> 00:32:13,243 [chuckles] 593 00:32:39,687 --> 00:32:41,772 Oh, my God. 594 00:32:42,439 --> 00:32:44,692 [sighs] I mean, you. 595 00:32:44,775 --> 00:32:46,318 -I mean… -[God and Linda chuckle] 596 00:32:46,402 --> 00:32:48,696 This is-- this is delicious. 597 00:32:48,779 --> 00:32:49,613 Almost-- 598 00:32:49,697 --> 00:32:50,698 Heavenly? 599 00:32:50,781 --> 00:32:52,616 -[sighs] -[laughing] 600 00:32:52,700 --> 00:32:55,744 All it takes is just the right amount of rosemary. 601 00:32:56,328 --> 00:32:58,288 You know, I have to compliment you, Michael. 602 00:32:59,039 --> 00:33:01,875 At first, I thought you exploiting poor Amenadiel's fears 603 00:33:01,959 --> 00:33:05,004 about Charlie's mortality was just a-- a real shit move. 604 00:33:05,087 --> 00:33:06,213 [chuckles] 605 00:33:06,797 --> 00:33:09,842 And impersonating me, ravaging my life, 606 00:33:09,925 --> 00:33:11,593 convincing a friend to shoot me 607 00:33:11,677 --> 00:33:14,555 and kidnapping my girlfriend, downright villainous. 608 00:33:14,638 --> 00:33:16,765 None of these sound like compliments. 609 00:33:16,849 --> 00:33:20,102 I started to wonder, maybe there was an endgame. 610 00:33:20,185 --> 00:33:23,522 You create a mess big enough to bring God himself down, 611 00:33:23,605 --> 00:33:25,274 we all regress in Dad's presence, 612 00:33:25,357 --> 00:33:27,317 noble Amenadiel takes the blame, 613 00:33:27,401 --> 00:33:30,029 rebellious Lucifer runs off in a huff, leaving you… 614 00:33:31,321 --> 00:33:33,240 looking like the perfect son. 615 00:33:34,491 --> 00:33:39,038 But now, I realize it was just to bring the family together for dinner. 616 00:33:39,121 --> 00:33:40,831 [chuckles] 617 00:33:40,914 --> 00:33:41,915 Pass the chicken. 618 00:33:44,460 --> 00:33:48,422 I know what you're trying to do, but I'm not gonna let you ruin this, Samael. 619 00:33:49,339 --> 00:33:50,674 Very well, Mi-ka-el. 620 00:33:50,758 --> 00:33:53,469 -It's "Michael"! -Is it? 621 00:33:53,552 --> 00:33:55,387 I mean, we're twins, after all. 622 00:33:55,471 --> 00:33:58,057 Fairly certain Dad wanted them to rhyme. Dad? 623 00:33:58,140 --> 00:34:00,267 I did like the sound of that. 624 00:34:00,809 --> 00:34:03,896 Samael, Mi-ka-el. [chuckles] 625 00:34:03,979 --> 00:34:06,982 -But you boys had other ideas. -[Amenadiel] Hmm. 626 00:34:08,275 --> 00:34:10,778 You know, I'm glad you persuaded me to come, brother. 627 00:34:10,861 --> 00:34:13,781 Like you said, it's worth it, even if Dad has been a real ass. 628 00:34:13,864 --> 00:34:16,283 [gulps, coughs] 629 00:34:17,284 --> 00:34:19,620 That's, um… [chuckles] 630 00:34:19,703 --> 00:34:21,997 That's actually not what I said. 631 00:34:22,790 --> 00:34:25,125 I was sympathizing with my little brother, Dad, 632 00:34:25,209 --> 00:34:27,753 trying to, uh, get him to come to dinner. 633 00:34:28,462 --> 00:34:29,755 It's okay, son. 634 00:34:29,838 --> 00:34:30,839 Is it? 635 00:34:30,923 --> 00:34:31,965 And was he? 636 00:34:32,049 --> 00:34:36,011 [chuckles] Now think of what Amenadiel went through the past couple of years. 637 00:34:36,095 --> 00:34:38,555 All that anguish, thinking he'd fallen from your favor. 638 00:34:38,639 --> 00:34:41,308 He lost his wings, his very sense of self. 639 00:34:41,391 --> 00:34:42,476 Yeah, that's a bit dramatic. 640 00:34:42,559 --> 00:34:47,064 Only to discover that he was doing it all to himself. 641 00:34:47,648 --> 00:34:49,733 Couldn't you have just told us that's how we all work, 642 00:34:49,817 --> 00:34:52,736 instead of letting your favorite son think he was being brutally punished, 643 00:34:52,820 --> 00:34:54,321 that he was a failure? 644 00:34:54,404 --> 00:34:57,074 -Lucy, come on. -[chuckles] No, don't worry, brother. 645 00:34:57,157 --> 00:34:58,325 We're all being tortured. 646 00:34:59,243 --> 00:35:02,913 All in the name of our father's mysterious ways. 647 00:35:02,996 --> 00:35:04,373 Ooh! 648 00:35:04,456 --> 00:35:06,291 For example, Dad… 649 00:35:07,292 --> 00:35:12,881 are you ever going to tell us why Hell suddenly doesn't need a warden anymore? 650 00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:22,724 I have a good reason. 651 00:35:23,350 --> 00:35:25,519 Oh, it's a good reason. 652 00:35:25,602 --> 00:35:26,979 Well, that explains it. 653 00:35:27,062 --> 00:35:29,273 As always, super clear. Thanks, Pops. 654 00:35:29,356 --> 00:35:31,608 What are you even complaining about, Lucifer? 655 00:35:31,692 --> 00:35:34,862 You got your own kingdom as a reward for bad behavior. 656 00:35:39,658 --> 00:35:41,034 Is that how you see it? 657 00:35:42,244 --> 00:35:47,916 Being forced to torture souls for hundreds of thousands of years was an "attaboy"? 658 00:35:48,959 --> 00:35:50,711 Sure, I was king of Hell, 659 00:35:50,794 --> 00:35:52,504 but I was still in Hell. 660 00:35:52,588 --> 00:35:55,883 If that's not a poisoned chalice, I don't know what is. 661 00:35:55,966 --> 00:35:58,886 You have no idea what that was like, 662 00:35:58,969 --> 00:36:01,054 how easy you had it. 663 00:36:01,847 --> 00:36:02,723 Easy? 664 00:36:02,806 --> 00:36:03,849 [scoffs] 665 00:36:03,932 --> 00:36:06,894 I spent my entire life in the worst kind of Hell there is. 666 00:36:06,977 --> 00:36:10,856 -Lucy, Michael, come on. -Oh, what could possibly be worse? 667 00:36:10,939 --> 00:36:13,150 Sharing a face with you! 668 00:36:17,738 --> 00:36:18,739 Guess what. 669 00:36:18,822 --> 00:36:21,074 When your twin is the light bringer, 670 00:36:21,158 --> 00:36:23,994 turns out you have no choice but to live in the shadows. 671 00:36:24,077 --> 00:36:28,832 We were dealt the same hand, the same face, the same bloody shoulders, 672 00:36:28,916 --> 00:36:32,419 except you had a chip on yours so big you managed to self-actualize it. 673 00:36:32,502 --> 00:36:35,255 Oh, no, no, no, there's nothing wrong with him, don't be fooled! 674 00:36:35,339 --> 00:36:38,592 You have no one to blame but yourself for who you are. 675 00:36:38,675 --> 00:36:39,593 Lucy! 676 00:36:39,676 --> 00:36:41,303 Oh, I blame you plenty. 677 00:36:41,386 --> 00:36:44,598 -Michael! -Of course you do, you petty little-- 678 00:36:44,681 --> 00:36:48,560 -Children! -[thunder crashing] 679 00:37:07,955 --> 00:37:10,249 [Lucifer] And there it is. 680 00:37:10,332 --> 00:37:12,584 The Old Testament wrath. 681 00:37:15,921 --> 00:37:17,589 Wasn't sure you still had it in you. 682 00:37:21,009 --> 00:37:24,304 All I wanted was a nice family dinner. 683 00:37:26,723 --> 00:37:29,059 But apparently that's too much to ask. 684 00:37:29,142 --> 00:37:31,770 -[scoffs] -[thunder rumbles] 685 00:37:37,317 --> 00:37:41,113 [Linda laughing] 686 00:37:45,993 --> 00:37:47,577 [continues laughing] 687 00:37:48,161 --> 00:37:49,037 Chicken. 688 00:37:51,081 --> 00:37:53,000 I get it. 689 00:37:53,083 --> 00:37:55,335 I get it. It's your favorite. 690 00:37:55,419 --> 00:37:59,464 That's-- that's why everything tastes like chicken. 691 00:37:59,548 --> 00:38:01,508 [laughing] 692 00:38:02,301 --> 00:38:04,386 I'm sorry, I'm just really uncomfortable. 693 00:38:04,469 --> 00:38:08,890 No, Linda, we're sorry. That you had to witness something like this. 694 00:38:08,974 --> 00:38:11,601 The most dysfunctional family ever. 695 00:38:13,895 --> 00:38:15,397 No. [sighs] 696 00:38:16,565 --> 00:38:18,108 Actually, it's… 697 00:38:19,943 --> 00:38:22,237 it's wonderfully normal. 698 00:38:23,655 --> 00:38:26,074 Well, I mean, except for the rain. 699 00:38:28,035 --> 00:38:29,202 No, it's just… 700 00:38:30,370 --> 00:38:33,957 three sons who want their father's love. 701 00:38:36,126 --> 00:38:38,295 And who don't feel like they're getting it. 702 00:38:38,378 --> 00:38:40,464 I don't want Dad's love. 703 00:38:42,007 --> 00:38:45,886 I just want him to admit to the fact that he's a bad father. 704 00:38:47,596 --> 00:38:48,430 Although… 705 00:38:49,765 --> 00:38:53,352 maybe that's part of the reason he is a bad father. 706 00:38:53,435 --> 00:38:55,604 Well done, Doctor. You're as insightful as ever. 707 00:38:55,687 --> 00:38:58,482 No, that wasn't exactly what I was saying. [sighs] As usual-- 708 00:38:58,565 --> 00:39:01,068 -You're really being unfair. -Oh, come on, brother. 709 00:39:01,777 --> 00:39:04,446 Would you treat Charlie the same way Dad's treated us? 710 00:39:04,529 --> 00:39:07,449 -Well, I-- -Be honest! Please. 711 00:39:13,997 --> 00:39:15,999 I'm sorry, Dad, but I hope not. 712 00:39:17,250 --> 00:39:20,128 And you'd do anything for your son, wouldn't you? 713 00:39:21,588 --> 00:39:22,756 I would. 714 00:39:22,839 --> 00:39:25,008 [Lucifer] Michael and I don't agree on much, 715 00:39:25,092 --> 00:39:28,929 but the one thing that we all have in common is you, Dad. 716 00:39:30,055 --> 00:39:32,015 And how much you've screwed us up. 717 00:39:34,643 --> 00:39:37,187 I mean, if all the apples are bad… 718 00:39:38,939 --> 00:39:40,982 maybe it's the tree that's the problem. 719 00:39:41,942 --> 00:39:43,777 I'm sorry you feel that way. 720 00:39:46,530 --> 00:39:48,824 All I ever wanted was to empower you… 721 00:39:50,325 --> 00:39:51,576 all my children, 722 00:39:52,744 --> 00:39:54,287 to make your own choices. 723 00:39:54,371 --> 00:39:56,706 Is that why you've always been so cryptic? 724 00:39:56,790 --> 00:39:59,793 Oh. Before you answer that cryptically, 725 00:39:59,876 --> 00:40:04,423 I would like to instead ask you one simple question 726 00:40:04,506 --> 00:40:07,551 and get one simple answer. 727 00:40:07,634 --> 00:40:10,011 A confession, if you will. 728 00:40:10,095 --> 00:40:12,264 Dad, you don't have to do this. 729 00:40:15,976 --> 00:40:17,686 What's your question, Samael? 730 00:40:24,109 --> 00:40:24,943 Dad… 731 00:40:26,903 --> 00:40:28,155 do you love us? 732 00:40:28,780 --> 00:40:30,782 [thunder crashing] 733 00:40:40,459 --> 00:40:41,835 If I have to tell you… 734 00:40:43,628 --> 00:40:45,380 then I really have failed. 735 00:40:49,384 --> 00:40:50,343 A no, then. 736 00:40:50,427 --> 00:40:53,305 -That's not what he said. -[Lucifer] He didn't say yes, did he? 737 00:40:53,388 --> 00:40:55,557 When I don't wanna lie, I don't answer the question. 738 00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:57,601 Picked that up from you, Dad. 739 00:41:00,145 --> 00:41:02,731 [scoffs, inhales deeply] 740 00:41:02,814 --> 00:41:04,691 You know, it's-- It's funny. 741 00:41:06,193 --> 00:41:08,695 I thought this moment would give me some catharsis. 742 00:41:10,739 --> 00:41:14,409 But instead, it's just made me realize one simple truth. 743 00:41:17,037 --> 00:41:18,955 That you will never love us… 744 00:41:20,582 --> 00:41:22,709 because you're incapable of love. 745 00:41:25,045 --> 00:41:26,922 -[huffs] -[thunder crashes] 746 00:41:28,465 --> 00:41:29,716 And that's just sad. 747 00:41:32,469 --> 00:41:33,386 For all of us. 748 00:41:34,346 --> 00:41:36,348 [thunder rumbles] 749 00:41:46,733 --> 00:41:49,110 [door opens, closes] 750 00:41:56,243 --> 00:41:59,037 -More wine? -[thunder crashes] 751 00:42:07,045 --> 00:42:09,464 [sighs] Hello, ladies. 752 00:42:09,965 --> 00:42:12,968 What exciting new case are we investigating today? 753 00:42:14,427 --> 00:42:15,345 Hole in Juan? 754 00:42:15,428 --> 00:42:17,889 I don't understand. Peterson confessed. 755 00:42:17,973 --> 00:42:20,141 Yeah, his confession doesn't add up. 756 00:42:20,225 --> 00:42:23,478 Yeah, we found traces of ZX3 in the fuel that burned down the Kingdom. 757 00:42:23,562 --> 00:42:27,732 Oh! So whoever burned down the Kingdom used gas from Hole in Juan. 758 00:42:27,816 --> 00:42:30,694 Yeah, but Peterson told us he saw his son get gas from the shed. 759 00:42:30,777 --> 00:42:34,030 So he lied. Fathers do that. [chuckles] 760 00:42:34,114 --> 00:42:36,908 Well, we pulled surveillance footage from the day before Chris died. 761 00:42:36,992 --> 00:42:38,368 [Ella] There's Chris. 762 00:42:38,451 --> 00:42:40,954 I mean, he does look like he's applying for a job. 763 00:42:41,037 --> 00:42:44,666 -It tracks with what we know. -Yeah, but something doesn't track. 764 00:42:44,749 --> 00:42:47,669 That looks like his girlfriend Betty. 765 00:42:47,752 --> 00:42:49,713 And she told us she didn't know anything about it. 766 00:42:49,796 --> 00:42:52,090 Looks like Peterson wasn't the only one lying. 767 00:42:52,173 --> 00:42:54,759 Right. We need to bring Betty in, see what she's hiding. 768 00:42:54,843 --> 00:42:56,761 -We have to get Peterson back-- -Hey, guys. 769 00:42:56,845 --> 00:42:58,471 -[Chloe] Yeah. -Peterson's running. 770 00:42:58,555 --> 00:43:00,515 -[Chloe] What? -He bailed on house arrest. 771 00:43:00,599 --> 00:43:04,060 His ankle bracelet pinged in downtown traffic. He's headed to Union Station. 772 00:43:04,144 --> 00:43:07,981 -If he's innocent, why is he running? -Well, let's go and find out, shall we? 773 00:43:16,865 --> 00:43:17,741 So… 774 00:43:20,827 --> 00:43:22,829 -Charlie. -Hmm. 775 00:43:25,248 --> 00:43:26,333 He's, um… 776 00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:31,004 He's mortal, isn't he? 777 00:43:32,505 --> 00:43:33,506 It appears so. 778 00:43:35,967 --> 00:43:38,261 So he'll suffer like all humans, Dad. 779 00:43:41,431 --> 00:43:42,891 Get sick. 780 00:43:45,935 --> 00:43:46,770 Grow old. 781 00:43:51,191 --> 00:43:52,275 Die. 782 00:43:52,359 --> 00:43:54,736 That would follow from the fact that he's mortal. 783 00:44:00,575 --> 00:44:01,743 Take me instead. 784 00:44:01,826 --> 00:44:03,286 -Excuse me? -I said… 785 00:44:05,121 --> 00:44:06,581 take me instead. 786 00:44:06,665 --> 00:44:09,042 Make Charlie an angel. I'll become human. 787 00:44:11,836 --> 00:44:12,921 Please, Father. 788 00:44:15,632 --> 00:44:17,592 Let me switch places with my son. 789 00:44:19,094 --> 00:44:20,804 You'd do anything for your son. 790 00:44:22,055 --> 00:44:22,972 Yes, anything. 791 00:44:23,556 --> 00:44:24,849 [sighs] 792 00:44:25,684 --> 00:44:28,103 If only fatherhood was ever that easy. 793 00:44:28,186 --> 00:44:30,980 -[scoffs] -[door opens] 794 00:44:31,064 --> 00:44:33,733 [Michael] Good morning, brother. Good morning, Father. 795 00:44:33,817 --> 00:44:36,695 Are you ready to go home? 796 00:44:38,029 --> 00:44:39,030 Are you ready? 797 00:44:39,114 --> 00:44:42,367 [chuckles] Well, I mean, I think it's time. 798 00:44:42,450 --> 00:44:44,577 Good. Then you should go. 799 00:44:45,412 --> 00:44:47,997 I've decided to stay here a little bit longer. 800 00:44:48,998 --> 00:44:49,833 You have? 801 00:44:49,916 --> 00:44:52,210 Then I will stay with you. 802 00:44:52,293 --> 00:44:54,421 I don't think that would be a good idea. 803 00:44:55,213 --> 00:44:56,715 What… 804 00:44:56,798 --> 00:44:58,216 what are you saying, Father? 805 00:44:58,299 --> 00:44:59,259 Michael… 806 00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:02,637 you're no longer welcome on Earth. 807 00:45:04,848 --> 00:45:08,351 [gasps, huffs] 808 00:45:08,435 --> 00:45:09,561 You're banishing him? 809 00:45:09,644 --> 00:45:12,981 -If you insist on putting it that way. -But I-- I don't understand. 810 00:45:13,064 --> 00:45:15,150 Why am I the one being punished? 811 00:45:15,859 --> 00:45:16,901 You're not. 812 00:45:17,485 --> 00:45:18,570 [huffs] 813 00:45:26,035 --> 00:45:28,037 [door opens, closes] 814 00:45:28,121 --> 00:45:28,955 You see? 815 00:45:30,206 --> 00:45:31,040 Never easy. 816 00:45:34,836 --> 00:45:36,254 You have a futon, right? 817 00:45:48,850 --> 00:45:50,059 [Lucifer] There he is. 818 00:46:07,076 --> 00:46:09,287 -There he is. There, there! -[Chloe] Oh. 819 00:46:09,370 --> 00:46:11,456 -[Lucifer] Excuse me. -[Chloe] Excuse us! 820 00:46:12,791 --> 00:46:14,042 [Lucifer] Excuse me. 821 00:46:15,794 --> 00:46:18,046 -Excuse me! Sorry, sorry. -[Chloe] Excuse us. 822 00:46:20,089 --> 00:46:22,675 [sighs] He must have seen us. 823 00:46:22,759 --> 00:46:25,720 [shouting] 824 00:46:27,305 --> 00:46:29,182 LAPD. Put down the gun! 825 00:46:29,766 --> 00:46:32,435 [whimpering] 826 00:46:35,146 --> 00:46:37,899 You weren't running from us. You were chasing her. 827 00:46:37,982 --> 00:46:38,817 Why? 828 00:46:38,900 --> 00:46:40,193 She killed my son. 829 00:46:40,276 --> 00:46:42,862 But you said you killed your son. Make your mind up. 830 00:46:42,946 --> 00:46:43,988 I would never. 831 00:46:44,072 --> 00:46:46,991 I confessed because I thought one of my children had done it. 832 00:46:47,575 --> 00:46:48,785 I'd already lost one. 833 00:46:48,868 --> 00:46:51,871 I couldn't bear to lose another. 834 00:46:51,955 --> 00:46:56,084 [scoffs] So you were willing to sacrifice yourself for your own children? 835 00:46:56,167 --> 00:46:58,336 Of course. That's what fatherhood is. 836 00:46:59,587 --> 00:47:01,714 You see, when I made bail, 837 00:47:02,423 --> 00:47:06,803 I talked to all my kids, and I realized that none of them had done it. 838 00:47:06,886 --> 00:47:10,557 So then when I went to Betty to talk to her, to see how she was doing… 839 00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:12,058 [panting] 840 00:47:12,141 --> 00:47:14,644 …and found she was skipping town, 841 00:47:15,436 --> 00:47:18,565 then suddenly, it all came into place. 842 00:47:18,648 --> 00:47:21,651 All I wanted to do was burn that toxic place down. 843 00:47:21,734 --> 00:47:25,113 Everything that was broken in him was because of it, because of you! 844 00:47:25,697 --> 00:47:27,240 He needed to get away. 845 00:47:30,451 --> 00:47:33,663 So you stole gas from Hole in Juan, 846 00:47:33,746 --> 00:47:36,124 and you tried to burn the place down? 847 00:47:36,958 --> 00:47:38,459 But Chris caught you, didn't he? 848 00:47:39,460 --> 00:47:42,797 [sniffles] We-- we struggled. 849 00:47:45,216 --> 00:47:47,135 He hit his head on the concrete. 850 00:47:49,971 --> 00:47:51,639 Before I could do anything… 851 00:47:53,349 --> 00:47:54,809 the fire was everywhere. 852 00:47:56,561 --> 00:47:59,606 It burned so fast. [shudders] 853 00:48:00,732 --> 00:48:02,358 My poor Chris. 854 00:48:03,985 --> 00:48:07,447 I swear I didn't mean for any of this to happen. [sniffles] 855 00:48:08,531 --> 00:48:10,742 I'm sorry. [sobs] 856 00:48:13,161 --> 00:48:15,955 So my son died… 857 00:48:16,998 --> 00:48:18,750 protecting the Kingdom. 858 00:48:20,293 --> 00:48:22,545 Protecting us. 859 00:48:23,379 --> 00:48:26,841 It looks like self-sacrifice runs in the family, eh? 860 00:48:28,092 --> 00:48:29,636 Apple, tree… 861 00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:31,721 [handcuffs clicking] 862 00:48:35,558 --> 00:48:36,392 Lucifer. 863 00:48:37,477 --> 00:48:38,519 Get the gun. 864 00:48:38,603 --> 00:48:39,437 Right. 865 00:48:40,605 --> 00:48:41,481 Right. 866 00:48:46,069 --> 00:48:48,071 [dance music playing] 867 00:49:03,252 --> 00:49:04,087 What? 868 00:49:06,381 --> 00:49:07,340 What? 869 00:49:08,466 --> 00:49:11,386 I was fully prepared to hunt you down and kick your ass is what. 870 00:49:11,469 --> 00:49:14,055 -[scoffs] -In fact, I was looking forward to it. 871 00:49:14,639 --> 00:49:16,724 -But you're just here. -[exhales] 872 00:49:18,017 --> 00:49:19,352 Why aren't you hiding? 873 00:49:19,435 --> 00:49:20,353 Want a drink? 874 00:49:22,105 --> 00:49:23,231 No! 875 00:49:23,314 --> 00:49:26,651 What I want is a soul. You promised me one, and I didn't get it. 876 00:49:26,734 --> 00:49:29,696 No, I promised you an audience with my father, 877 00:49:29,779 --> 00:49:32,156 the one being who could give you a soul. 878 00:49:32,782 --> 00:49:33,658 That's all. 879 00:49:35,410 --> 00:49:37,412 [sighs] 880 00:49:37,495 --> 00:49:40,081 [scoffs] Frustrating, isn't he? 881 00:49:40,915 --> 00:49:44,419 What annoyingly arbitrary and inscrutable answer did he give you? 882 00:49:48,881 --> 00:49:50,466 That I'm perfect. 883 00:49:51,259 --> 00:49:52,844 Just the way I am. 884 00:49:52,927 --> 00:49:54,387 Ugh. 885 00:49:56,973 --> 00:49:58,224 [sighs] 886 00:50:00,184 --> 00:50:01,978 You wanted me to find you. 887 00:50:02,645 --> 00:50:03,479 Why? 888 00:50:03,563 --> 00:50:05,982 Because I'm leaving town. 889 00:50:06,065 --> 00:50:09,152 And? You wanted to say goodbye? 890 00:50:10,820 --> 00:50:13,448 I guess out of all the wretched beings I've met, 891 00:50:13,531 --> 00:50:16,075 I don't entirely hate you. 892 00:50:16,701 --> 00:50:19,954 And for what it's worth, Mazikeen, 893 00:50:20,038 --> 00:50:22,290 I'm sorry you didn't get what you wanted. 894 00:50:25,084 --> 00:50:27,962 [sighs] I'm sorry you didn't either. 895 00:50:29,422 --> 00:50:30,631 Doesn't mean I won't. 896 00:50:32,842 --> 00:50:33,843 What does that mean? 897 00:50:34,552 --> 00:50:36,554 That it ain't over till it's over. 898 00:50:41,809 --> 00:50:43,519 -For either of us. -[whooshing] 899 00:50:51,944 --> 00:50:53,696 [sighs] 900 00:50:54,989 --> 00:50:56,991 [slow-tempo music playing] 901 00:51:13,007 --> 00:51:13,841 Hey. 902 00:51:14,926 --> 00:51:15,802 Hello. 903 00:51:16,427 --> 00:51:19,806 Do you remember when I said that it might be useful 904 00:51:19,889 --> 00:51:24,602 to draw a parallel between your emotions and the case? 905 00:51:25,478 --> 00:51:26,437 Yes. 906 00:51:26,521 --> 00:51:27,563 So it turns out 907 00:51:27,647 --> 00:51:32,735 our killer was an overbearing girlfriend trying to change her boyfriend 908 00:51:32,819 --> 00:51:36,155 because he couldn't deal with his family issues. 909 00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:38,491 So, you know, no parallel. 910 00:51:38,574 --> 00:51:39,492 [both chuckle] 911 00:51:39,575 --> 00:51:40,576 Whatsoever. 912 00:51:40,660 --> 00:51:42,120 I think I was wrong. 913 00:51:42,203 --> 00:51:43,996 [sighs] Apparently so. 914 00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:45,289 [chuckles] 915 00:51:48,584 --> 00:51:50,586 Lucifer, I'm so sorry. 916 00:51:50,670 --> 00:51:54,090 You know, I was supposed to give you space 917 00:51:54,173 --> 00:51:55,967 so that you could deal with your issues and-- 918 00:51:56,050 --> 00:51:57,468 I didn't really help there, did I? 919 00:51:57,552 --> 00:52:03,141 No, but then I ended up using the case to rush you anyhow. 920 00:52:03,224 --> 00:52:06,394 Detective, you have been nothing but wonderful. 921 00:52:09,647 --> 00:52:11,899 And you… 922 00:52:13,025 --> 00:52:14,152 [sighs] 923 00:52:14,235 --> 00:52:16,779 …you deserve to hear those three words back. 924 00:52:19,323 --> 00:52:22,118 But the truth is… 925 00:52:27,331 --> 00:52:29,542 I'll never be able to say them to you. 926 00:52:31,836 --> 00:52:33,546 I've realized that… 927 00:52:35,256 --> 00:52:37,425 I am my father's son. 928 00:52:38,301 --> 00:52:41,429 And as depressing as that is, it explains… 929 00:52:42,763 --> 00:52:43,639 so much. 930 00:52:45,474 --> 00:52:47,393 But it also means… 931 00:52:49,353 --> 00:52:50,771 like him, I… 932 00:52:53,733 --> 00:52:55,484 I am incapable of love. 933 00:52:57,862 --> 00:52:59,113 Lucifer, I know you. 934 00:52:59,197 --> 00:53:01,574 You do. You know I always tell the truth. 935 00:53:05,119 --> 00:53:07,914 [softly] Chloe, I am so sorry. 936 00:53:09,457 --> 00:53:12,126 But if I ever said those three words to you… 937 00:53:14,837 --> 00:53:16,047 it would be a lie. 938 00:53:16,130 --> 00:53:18,883 ♪ Nobody, nobody ♪ 939 00:53:18,966 --> 00:53:22,178 ♪ Nobody, nobody… ♪ 940 00:53:24,096 --> 00:53:25,473 [Lucifer sighs]