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<i>[man whistling "Chattanooga Choo Choo"]</i>

2
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<i>[elevator dings]</i>

3
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<i>Hello, ladies.</i>

4
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<i>"Lady," singular.</i>

5
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<i>Where's your mother?</i>

6
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<i>I'm staying at my dad's tonight.</i>

7
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<i>But it's game night.</i>

8
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<i>The detective always comes to game night.</i>

9
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<i>Came... to game night.</i>
<i>Maybe that's why she never texted me back.</i>

10
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<i>Parents. They're a mystery.</i>

11
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<i>Oh, well, I'll give you that.</i>

12
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<i>[sighs]</i>

13
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<i>She didn't happen to mention anything</i>
<i>about being a gift, did she? From God?</i>

14
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<i>'Cause if that's the stumbling block,</i>

15
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<i>it's really much less of an issue</i>
<i>than she thinks.</i>

16
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<i>Grown-up problems.</i>

17
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<i>Not interested.</i>

18
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<i>Also, who cares where my mom is?</i>

19
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<i>Well, me, for one.</i>

20
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<i>It's game night,</i>
<i>and Trixie's in the house.</i>

21
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<i>Well, I suppose we could play Monopoly.</i>

22
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<i>Nah. Monopoly's no fun</i>
<i>with just two people.</i>

23
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<i>Oh, fine. You've twisted my arm.</i>

24
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<i>Since it very well be</i>
<i>my last night on Earth,</i>

25
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<i>let's go to the bar.</i>

26
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<i>My parents wouldn't like that.</i>

27
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<i>Wouldn't they?</i>
<i>Sounds like grown-up problems to me.</i>

28
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<i>[sighs]</i>

29
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<i>You could tell me a story.</i>

30
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<i>Do I look like Mister Rogers?</i>

31
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<i>You don't have to make anything up.</i>

32
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<i>You could just tell me about...</i>

33
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<i>this dagger.</i>

34
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<i>Has it ever killed anyone?</i>

35
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<i>Not yet, no.</i>

36
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<i>Do these work?</i>

37
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<i>Uh...</i>

38
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<i>that depends on who you're asking.</i>
<i>[chuckles]</i>

39
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<i>Well, what about this?</i>

40
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<i>What, the manicure?</i>
<i>It's just a simple buff and shine.</i>

41
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<i>Your ring. Tell me the story of your ring.</i>

42
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<i>Unless you'd rather talk</i>
<i>about the handcuffs.</i>

43
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<i>Quite the negotiator, aren't we?</i>

44
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<i>Very well.</i>

45
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<i>For one night only...</i>

46
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<i>it's story time at the penthouse.</i>

47
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<i>[sighs]</i>

48
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<i>Mm. Uh...</i>

49
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<i>My mom usually starts with</i>
<i>"Once upon a time."</i>

50
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<i>Does she?</i>

51
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<i>Right, well...</i>

52
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<i>[grunts]</i>

53
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<i>Once upon a time,</i>

54
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<i>the Devil went to New York City.</i>

55
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<i>The year...</i>

56
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<i>was 1946.</i>

57
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<i>[big band music playing]</i>

58
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<i>It was a wonderful time.</i>

59
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<i>Men wore hats, hemlines were on the rise,</i>

60
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<i>and so was crime.</i>

61
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<i>Rationing was over,</i>
<i>the boys were home from the war,</i>

62
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<i>and the air was full of big band music</i>
<i>and possibility.</i>

63
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<i>An old friend had reached out,</i>

64
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<i>asking me to meet her for a drink</i>
<i>at the Garden Club.</i>

65
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<i>[swing music playing]</i>

66
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<i>Now, the Garden Club was the hottest spot</i>
<i>on the isle of Manhattan</i>

67
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<i>because it had the best chanteuse</i>
<i>on the marquee.</i>

68
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<i>The whole city knew her voice, but</i>
<i>I was the only one who knew her real name.</i>

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<i>Lilith.</i>

70
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<i>[Trixie] </i>Wait, who's Lilith?

71
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<i>[Lucifer] </i>Maze's mother.

72
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<i>Her spitting image, though neither of them</i>
<i>would ever admit it.</i>

73
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<i>♪ </i>I'm tired of being pure ♪

74
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<i>♪ And not ♪</i>

75
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<i>♪ Chased ♪</i>

76
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<i>[crowd cheers]</i>

77
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<i>♪ Like something that seeks its level ♪</i>

78
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<i>♪ I wanna go to the Devil</i>
<i>I wanna be evil ♪</i>

79
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<i>That's me.</i>

80
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<i>♪ I wanna spit tacks ♪</i>

81
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<i>♪ I wanna be evil ♪</i>

82
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<i>♪ And cheat at jacks ♪</i>

83
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<i>♪ I wanna be wicked ♪</i>

84
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<i>♪ I wanna tell lies ♪</i>

85
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<i>♪ I wanna be mean ♪</i>

86
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<i>♪ And throw mud pies ♪</i>

87
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<i>♪ And at the theater ♪</i>

88
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<i>♪ I want to change my seat ♪</i>

89
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<i>♪ Just so I can step on everybody's feet ♪</i>

90
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<i>♪ I wanna be evil ♪</i>

91
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<i>♪ I wanna hurt flies ♪</i>

92
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<i>♪ I wanna sing songs </i>
<i>Like the guy who cries ♪</i>

93
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<i>♪ I wanna be horrid ♪</i>

94
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<i>♪ I wanna drink booze ♪</i>

95
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<i>♪ And whatever I've got ♪</i>

96
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<i>♪ I'm eager to lose ♪</i>

97
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<i>♪ I wanna be evil ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Little evil me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Just as mean and evil ♪</i>

100
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<i>♪ As I ♪</i>

101
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<i>♪ Can ♪</i>

102
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<i>♪ Be ♪</i>

103
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<i>Meow.</i>

104
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<i>What the hell do you think</i>
<i>you're doing, laddie?</i>

105
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<i>I'm just going to speak with my friend.</i>

106
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<i>Shouldn't be eyeballing</i>
<i>Lily Rose like that.</i>

107
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<i>She's Stompanato's girl.</i>

108
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<i>[Lilith] Put it in neutral, boys.</i>

109
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<i>Trust me.</i>

110
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<i>That's a fight you don't want to pick.</i>

111
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<i>Mm-hmm.</i>

112
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<i>Why don't you fellows</i>
<i>go jerk yourselves a soda?</i>

113
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<i>Oh, and...</i>

114
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<i>And tell Tommy,</i>

115
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<i>I'm nobody's girl.</i>

116
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<i>So, how long has it been?</i>

117
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<i>I don't believe I've seen you since--</i>

118
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<i>Marie Antoinette's coming-out party.</i>

119
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<i>[both laughing]</i>

120
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<i>And come out she did.</i>

121
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<i>Shame what happened to her.</i>

122
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<i>So what have you been up to</i>
<i>the past few hundred years?</i>

123
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<i>Oh, singing, carousing,</i>

124
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<i>raising hell one gin joint at a time.</i>

125
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<i>[both chuckling]</i>

126
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<i>Everything was copacetic</i>
<i>until someone stole my ring.</i>

127
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<i>Oh, well, that is unfortunate.</i>

128
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<i>How about we cheer you up</i>
<i>with a healthy distraction, hmm?</i>

129
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<i>We could rent out a brothel, rob a bank.</i>

130
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<i>Oh!</i>

131
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<i>Ernie Hemingway's in town.</i>
<i>He's always good for a laugh.</i>

132
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<i>Well, I'm not sure you can go out in that.</i>

133
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<i>Lucifer, that ring is the only thing</i>
<i>in the entire universe</i>

134
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<i>that means anything to me.</i>

135
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<i>I'm going to get it back.</i>

136
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<i>And you are going to help me.</i>

137
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<i>Uh-huh. And why would I do that?</i>

138
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<i>Because you owe me.</i>

139
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<i>[dramatic 1940s music plays]</i>

140
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<i>Right. That.</i>

141
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<i>The Devil, solving crime.</i>

142
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<i>It's the most ridiculous thing</i>
<i>I've ever heard.</i>

143
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<i>[scoffs]</i>

144
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{\an8}<i>Seeing as this was long before</i>
<i>my police consultant days, I needed help.</i>

145
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{\an8}<i>Professional help.</i>

146
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{\an8}<i>Jack was a tough guy</i>
<i>I knew from back when.</i>

147
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{\an8}<i>Bit of a hot mess since the war,</i>

148
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<i>but when it came to solving crimes,</i>
<i>he was the best in the business.</i>

149
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<i>[Trixie] </i>Hang on.

150
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{\an8}<i>Why does the investigator</i>
<i>have to be a boy?</i>

151
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{\an8}<i>My mom solves crimes all the time.</i>

152
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{\an8}<i>Fine.</i>

153
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{\an8}<i>As I was saying...</i>

154
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<i>[dramatic 1940s music plays]</i>

155
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{\an8}<i>Well, if it ain't Lucifer Morningstar.</i>

156
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<i>What can I do you for?</i>

157
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{\an8}<i>I need to locate a rare and extremely</i>
<i>valuable piece of stolen jewelry.</i>

158
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{\an8}<i>This ring...</i>

159
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<i>to be precise.</i>

160
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<i>Wait, stop the story.</i>

161
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<i>You're supposed to be telling me</i>
<i>about </i>{\an8}your <i>ring.</i>

162
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{\an8}<i>Your ring is black.</i>

163
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{\an8}<i>Do you want to hear the story?</i>

164
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{\an8}<i>Because I'll be perfectly happy</i>
<i>at the bar.</i>

165
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<i>Okay, okay. Please continue.</i>

166
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{\an8}<i>Oh, thank you.</i>

167
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{\an8}<i>So...</i>

168
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{\an8}<i>And why would I stick my nose in?</i>

169
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<i>[coughs]</i>

170
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<i>[coughs]</i>

171
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{\an8}<i>All right, I'm listening.</i>

172
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{\an8}<i>Where'd you last see the ring?</i>

173
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{\an8}<i>[jazz music playing]</i>

174
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{\an8}<i>All right, listen,</i>
<i>this is a pretty rough joint.</i>

175
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{\an8}<i>Trouble comes a-knocking,</i>
<i>best stay behind me.</i>

176
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{\an8}<i>Don't worry,</i>
<i>I've seen my fair share of trouble.</i>

177
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{\an8}<i>[scoffs] Yeah?</i>

178
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{\an8}<i>How many Nazis you take out lately?</i>

179
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{\an8}<i>At ease, soldier.</i>

180
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{\an8}<i>If fisticuffs ensue,</i>
<i>I promise to let you have all the fun.</i>

181
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{\an8}<i>[both sighing]</i>

182
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{\an8}<i>So...</i>

183
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{\an8}<i>Which one of these ne'er-do-wells</i>
<i>shall we interview first?</i>

184
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{\an8}<i>Same person everyone talks to.</i>

185
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<i>[cash register rings]</i>

186
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<i>Be with you in two shakes.</i>

187
00:10:02,456 --> 00:10:03,332
<i>What's your poison?</i>

188
00:10:03,749 --> 00:10:05,459
<i>Gin? Tequila?</i>

189
00:10:05,542 --> 00:10:08,920
<i>We're, uh, looking for information</i>
<i>on Lily Rose's ring.</i>

190
00:10:09,004 --> 00:10:10,213
<i>You know who nabbed it?</i>

191
00:10:13,300 --> 00:10:14,301
<i>Word on the street...</i>

192
00:10:15,093 --> 00:10:18,597
{\an8}<i>is folks say a newcomer was seen</i>
<i>lurking around Lily's dressing room</i>

193
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{\an8}<i>the night the ring disappeared.</i>

194
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{\an8}<i>Sticky-fingered gent</i>
<i>by the name of Lucky Larry.</i>

195
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<i>-Oh.</i>
<i>-Oh.</i>

196
00:10:24,770 --> 00:10:26,063
<i>You get a description?</i>

197
00:10:28,899 --> 00:10:30,025
<i>[Lucifer sighs]</i>

198
00:10:32,361 --> 00:10:33,945
<i>Sure, sure. Handsome.</i>

199
00:10:34,029 --> 00:10:35,113
<i>Kind of beefy.</i>

200
00:10:35,572 --> 00:10:37,199
<i>Short-haired, strong jaw.</i>

201
00:10:38,075 --> 00:10:40,243
<i>Usually wears a plain blue suit.</i>

202
00:10:40,369 --> 00:10:42,245
<i>Oh, and an eye patch.</i>

203
00:10:42,913 --> 00:10:44,289
<i>Well, you might have led with that.</i>

204
00:10:45,666 --> 00:10:46,667
<i>All right.</i>

205
00:10:50,337 --> 00:10:51,171
<i>Hey.</i>

206
00:10:51,546 --> 00:10:52,714
<i>See that fella?</i>

207
00:10:53,548 --> 00:10:56,301
<i>That's the face of a rat</i>
<i>just dying to squeal.</i>

208
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<i>You sit tight.</i>

209
00:10:58,637 --> 00:11:00,138
<i>I'm going to go lend him an ear.</i>

210
00:11:02,182 --> 00:11:03,642
<i>Oh! Lovely.</i>

211
00:11:04,017 --> 00:11:05,477
<i>Just what the doctor ordered.</i>

212
00:11:07,437 --> 00:11:08,939
<i>Jack Monroe, PI.</i>

213
00:11:16,405 --> 00:11:18,699
<i>You got any information on a Lucky Larry?</i>

214
00:11:20,283 --> 00:11:21,201
<i>Seen him around.</i>

215
00:11:21,952 --> 00:11:24,538
<i>Handsome, beefy, strong jaw.</i>

216
00:11:24,621 --> 00:11:26,623
<i>-Eye patch?</i>
<i>-That's the guy!</i>

217
00:11:28,125 --> 00:11:29,042
<i>Listen.</i>

218
00:11:29,751 --> 00:11:32,879
<i>I don't want any trouble,</i>
<i>but if you meet me out back in five,</i>

219
00:11:33,255 --> 00:11:34,965
<i>I might be able to get you the skinny.</i>

220
00:11:35,424 --> 00:11:36,341
<i>All right.</i>

221
00:11:40,929 --> 00:11:42,931
<i>[police sirens wailing]</i>

222
00:11:43,014 --> 00:11:45,183
<i>[dogs barking]</i>

223
00:11:47,185 --> 00:11:48,019
<i>Well...</i>

224
00:11:48,562 --> 00:11:50,939
<i>it appears our rat turned tail and ran.</i>

225
00:11:51,690 --> 00:11:53,900
<i>Yeah, he'll show.</i>

226
00:11:57,446 --> 00:11:59,197
<i>So, what'd you want to tell me?</i>

227
00:11:59,281 --> 00:12:00,907
<i>Hey, you should watch your back.</i>

228
00:12:01,283 --> 00:12:02,743
<i>[cackles]</i>

229
00:12:03,285 --> 00:12:04,202
<i>[Jack grunts]</i>

230
00:12:05,036 --> 00:12:06,913
<i>-Ow!</i>
<i>-[Lucifer] You again?</i>

231
00:12:06,997 --> 00:12:09,958
<i>Oh, dear! Are-- Are you certain</i>
<i>you don't want me to get involved?</i>

232
00:12:10,041 --> 00:12:12,169
<i>It feels a little unsporting</i>
<i>just standing here.</i>

233
00:12:13,003 --> 00:12:14,421
<i>I take it back.</i>

234
00:12:15,547 --> 00:12:16,590
<i>[woman screams]</i>

235
00:12:18,550 --> 00:12:20,552
<i>[dogs barking]</i>

236
00:12:20,969 --> 00:12:22,721
<i>[suspensful music playing]</i>

237
00:12:25,265 --> 00:12:26,266
<i>[gun cocks]</i>

238
00:12:29,561 --> 00:12:30,479
<i>[cat screeches]</i>

239
00:12:38,779 --> 00:12:40,864
<i>Warmed them up for you, Mr. Stompanato.</i>

240
00:12:44,785 --> 00:12:46,119
<i>Thanks, boys.</i>

241
00:12:47,746 --> 00:12:49,206
<i>Wait, hold it!</i>

242
00:12:49,331 --> 00:12:50,707
<i>Oh, for crying out loud.</i>

243
00:12:50,791 --> 00:12:53,001
<i>I thought you said </i>Mr.<i> Stompanato.</i>

244
00:12:53,585 --> 00:12:55,003
<i>"Mr." is a man.</i>

245
00:12:55,086 --> 00:12:58,215
<i>Did you or did you not request</i>
<i>a gender-balanced narrative?</i>

246
00:12:58,298 --> 00:13:00,383
<i>I'm simply following your instructions.</i>

247
00:13:03,261 --> 00:13:06,598
<i>Perhaps you're wondering</i>
<i>why I gathered you here this fine evening.</i>

248
00:13:07,307 --> 00:13:08,183
<i>Thing is...</i>

249
00:13:09,559 --> 00:13:12,938
<i>I don't like folks asking questions</i>
<i>in my club.</i>

250
00:13:13,772 --> 00:13:16,066
<i>Sticking noses where they don't belong.</i>

251
00:13:16,983 --> 00:13:17,818
<i>So...</i>

252
00:13:19,152 --> 00:13:20,570
<i>if you could refrain...</i>

253
00:13:21,571 --> 00:13:23,740
<i>oh, I would deeply appreciate it.</i>

254
00:13:25,116 --> 00:13:26,409
<i>Because next time...</i>

255
00:13:28,870 --> 00:13:30,664
<i>I won't be so nice.</i>

256
00:13:32,374 --> 00:13:33,917
<i>That means you're gonna die.</i>

257
00:13:37,796 --> 00:13:39,381
<i>[henchmen laughing]</i>

258
00:13:43,051 --> 00:13:44,845
<i>And you...</i>

259
00:13:47,055 --> 00:13:49,057
<i>You're lucky you're a friend of Lily's.</i>

260
00:13:51,476 --> 00:13:52,894
<i>But don't get too friendly.</i>

261
00:13:57,274 --> 00:13:58,650
<i>Enjoy your evening.</i>

262
00:14:01,570 --> 00:14:02,654
<i>Let's go, boys.</i>

263
00:14:10,829 --> 00:14:12,831
<i>Yeah, thanks for having my six back there.</i>

264
00:14:12,914 --> 00:14:15,458
<i>But you told me to stay behind you,</i>

265
00:14:15,917 --> 00:14:18,837
<i>which wasn't easy, considering you spent</i>
<i>so much time on the pavement.</i>

266
00:14:20,338 --> 00:14:21,840
<i>So, what now?</i>

267
00:14:24,050 --> 00:14:26,720
<i>Well, we'll check out Lucky Larry's</i>
<i>usual haunts in the morning.</i>

268
00:14:26,803 --> 00:14:28,847
<i>You know,</i>
<i>petty thieves are like bad pennies.</i>

269
00:14:28,930 --> 00:14:30,765
<i>Sooner or later, they always turn up.</i>

270
00:14:31,308 --> 00:14:32,392
<i>Well, then.</i>

271
00:14:32,475 --> 00:14:36,354
<i>I am off to trip the light fantastic</i>
<i>with your city's best and brightest.</i>

272
00:14:36,438 --> 00:14:37,397
<i>[chuckles]</i>

273
00:14:37,814 --> 00:14:39,816
<i>I assume you have plans of your own.</i>

274
00:14:40,775 --> 00:14:42,027
<i>What can I say?</i>

275
00:14:42,277 --> 00:14:44,154
<i>Life's one big party.</i>

276
00:14:47,616 --> 00:14:48,909
<i>[Lucifer] </i>Little did I know,

277
00:14:48,992 --> 00:14:51,912
<i>Jack and his wife, Shirley, </i>
<i>were going through a rough patch.</i>

278
00:14:52,078 --> 00:14:53,413
<i>[Shirley] How are the potatoes?</i>

279
00:14:53,496 --> 00:14:54,456
<i>[Jack grunts]</i>

280
00:14:58,543 --> 00:15:01,171
<i>I made them with cream,</i>
<i>just like you like.</i>

281
00:15:06,676 --> 00:15:07,636
<i>Um...</i>

282
00:15:07,969 --> 00:15:09,346
<i>What happened with your eye?</i>

283
00:15:12,682 --> 00:15:13,558
<i>Nothing.</i>

284
00:15:14,684 --> 00:15:16,186
<i>Jack, I know you're still sore with me,</i>

285
00:15:16,269 --> 00:15:17,520
<i>-but you can't just--</i>
<i>-Excuse me.</i>

286
00:15:18,104 --> 00:15:19,397
<i>Lost my appetite.</i>

287
00:15:21,691 --> 00:15:22,734
<i>[door knocks]</i>

288
00:15:22,817 --> 00:15:26,029
<i>God forbid a man gets</i>
<i>a moment's peace around here.</i>

289
00:15:27,447 --> 00:15:28,782
<i>[sighs deeply]</i>

290
00:15:32,953 --> 00:15:34,120
<i>[suspensful music plays]</i>

291
00:15:35,372 --> 00:15:36,456
<i>Lucky Larry?</i>

292
00:15:36,539 --> 00:15:37,582
<i>[groans]</i>

293
00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:39,668
<i>[screams]</i>

294
00:15:44,547 --> 00:15:46,091
<i>[suspensful music crescendos]</i>

295
00:15:52,639 --> 00:15:53,932
<i>Give me that name again.</i>

296
00:15:57,227 --> 00:16:00,480
<i>I have to say,</i>
<i>that dress is a lovely color on you.</i>

297
00:16:01,106 --> 00:16:04,359
<i>What say we leave the dishes</i>
<i>and take it for a spin at the Copacabana?</i>

298
00:16:04,442 --> 00:16:06,861
<i>Well, that's sweet of you,</i>
<i>Mr. Morningstar, but...</i>

299
00:16:07,487 --> 00:16:09,155
<i>I already have my dance partner.</i>

300
00:16:09,239 --> 00:16:10,281
<i>Oh.</i>

301
00:16:11,199 --> 00:16:12,325
<i>At least, I thought I did.</i>

302
00:16:13,326 --> 00:16:14,327
<i>All right, thanks.</i>

303
00:16:18,999 --> 00:16:23,211
<i>If you know what's good for you,</i>
<i>you stay the hell away from my wife.</i>

304
00:16:23,294 --> 00:16:24,546
<i>Well, I didn't think you'd mind,</i>

305
00:16:24,629 --> 00:16:27,090
<i>considering you haven't said</i>
<i>two words to her since I arrived.</i>

306
00:16:27,173 --> 00:16:29,009
<i>I just got off the horn with my informant.</i>

307
00:16:29,092 --> 00:16:32,929
<i>Apparently, Lucky Larry got into it</i>
<i>with someone down at the docks yesterday.</i>

308
00:16:33,304 --> 00:16:37,308
<i>A, uh, bratwurst heir</i>
<i>by the name of William Kincannon.</i>

309
00:16:37,851 --> 00:16:39,602
<i>Folks call him "Willy the Sausage Prince."</i>

310
00:16:40,395 --> 00:16:41,813
<i>Sounds like an upstanding fellow.</i>

311
00:16:41,896 --> 00:16:44,441
<i>Yeah, well, we'll bust his chops</i>
<i>in the morning.</i>

312
00:16:47,235 --> 00:16:49,320
<i>Jack, where are you going?</i>

313
00:16:49,404 --> 00:16:50,238
<i>[Jack] I, um...</i>

314
00:16:50,321 --> 00:16:52,574
<i>I think it's gonna be</i>
<i>an early morning and, uh...</i>

315
00:16:53,158 --> 00:16:54,034
<i>I'll just...</i>

316
00:16:55,243 --> 00:16:56,369
<i>sleep at the office.</i>

317
00:17:00,206 --> 00:17:04,127
<i>So, what did the missus do</i>
<i>to get your trousers in such a twist?</i>

318
00:17:04,419 --> 00:17:05,462
<i>Cheat on you?</i>

319
00:17:05,962 --> 00:17:08,423
<i>Kick your dog? Ruin your favorite shirt?</i>

320
00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:10,008
<i>None of the above.</i>

321
00:17:10,091 --> 00:17:11,676
<i>Couple weeks back, I...</i>

322
00:17:13,053 --> 00:17:16,222
<i>went out with some of my army pals, and...</i>

323
00:17:17,223 --> 00:17:18,266
<i>[sighs]</i>

324
00:17:18,349 --> 00:17:20,602
<i>a few drinks in, the captain says to me...</i>

325
00:17:22,437 --> 00:17:25,482
<i>"You and Shirley were</i>
<i>the best 20 bucks I ever spent."</i>

326
00:17:28,276 --> 00:17:31,154
<i>Well, I thought it was fate</i>
<i>that brought Shirley and I together</i>

327
00:17:31,237 --> 00:17:33,156
<i>in the public library that day.</i>

328
00:17:33,948 --> 00:17:35,408
<i>All along, it was...</i>

329
00:17:36,034 --> 00:17:37,118
<i>just about money.</i>

330
00:17:37,744 --> 00:17:39,579
<i>-Shirley was a call girl?</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

331
00:17:40,663 --> 00:17:41,581
<i>That's right.</i>

332
00:17:41,664 --> 00:17:44,334
<i>And rousting me out of my shell shock</i>
<i>was her final trick.</i>

333
00:17:44,876 --> 00:17:45,710
<i>Well.</i>

334
00:17:46,169 --> 00:17:47,921
<i>Aren't you lucky</i>

335
00:17:48,004 --> 00:17:50,965
<i>to benefit from the experience</i>
<i>your wife has gained</i>

336
00:17:51,049 --> 00:17:53,551
<i>with dozens, maybe hundreds of men?</i>

337
00:17:54,219 --> 00:17:57,222
<i>Firemen, barbers,</i>
<i>sailors, carnival barkers--</i>

338
00:17:57,305 --> 00:17:58,431
<i>Yeah, I get it.</i>

339
00:18:00,058 --> 00:18:02,894
<i>Well, if it bothers you so much,</i>
<i>why not just up stakes and leave?</i>

340
00:18:02,977 --> 00:18:06,606
<i>Well, because I love her,</i>
<i>and, uh, she says she loves me.</i>

341
00:18:08,399 --> 00:18:11,528
<i>So when you find out the best thing that</i>
<i>ever happened to you started with a lie,</i>

342
00:18:11,611 --> 00:18:13,780
<i>well, it's like building a house</i>
<i>on quicksand.</i>

343
00:18:14,447 --> 00:18:16,449
<i>Sooner or later, it all falls apart.</i>

344
00:18:18,743 --> 00:18:20,870
<i>Sorry, got lost in a daydream,</i>

345
00:18:20,954 --> 00:18:24,499
<i>on account of your problem</i>
<i>being so extraordinarily boring.</i>

346
00:18:25,375 --> 00:18:27,794
<i>Have you considered forgetting about it?</i>

347
00:18:29,671 --> 00:18:32,048
<i>Have I considered forgetting about it?</i>

348
00:18:32,757 --> 00:18:34,008
<i>Is that your advice?</i>

349
00:18:34,092 --> 00:18:35,844
<i>-Well, in my experience...</i>
<i>-[chuckles]</i>

350
00:18:35,927 --> 00:18:39,139
<i>...problems are like Bible salesmen, or...</i>

351
00:18:39,639 --> 00:18:40,682
<i>genital warts.</i>

352
00:18:41,224 --> 00:18:44,102
<i>If you pretend they're not there,</i>
<i>sooner or later, they disappear.</i>

353
00:18:52,735 --> 00:18:54,571
<i>Can you not paint the sword first?</i>

354
00:18:54,654 --> 00:18:56,197
<i>It's ridiculously heavy.</i>

355
00:18:56,281 --> 00:18:58,032
<i>Perhaps you'd like a break, sir.</i>

356
00:18:58,116 --> 00:18:59,075
<i>[groans]</i>

357
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:00,034
<i>[Jack] Yeah.</i>

358
00:19:02,662 --> 00:19:05,748
<i>Why don't you take a load off, Willy?</i>

359
00:19:05,832 --> 00:19:07,333
<i>Who the hell are you?</i>

360
00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:09,043
<i>Jack Monroe, PI.</i>

361
00:19:09,127 --> 00:19:11,129
<i>Lucifer Morningstar, Devil.</i>

362
00:19:11,963 --> 00:19:12,922
<i>Carmina!</i>

363
00:19:13,631 --> 00:19:14,591
<i>Tea!</i>

364
00:19:20,346 --> 00:19:23,099
<i>My dear friend Sigmund</i>
<i>would have had a field day with you.</i>

365
00:19:24,058 --> 00:19:24,893
<i>Where's the ring?</i>

366
00:19:25,852 --> 00:19:26,686
<i>The what?</i>

367
00:19:26,769 --> 00:19:28,354
<i>Never mind, I'll find it myself.</i>

368
00:19:29,355 --> 00:19:30,273
<i>What are you doing?</i>

369
00:19:30,732 --> 00:19:32,317
<i>What is he doing? What is he doing?</i>

370
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:34,068
<i>Can you please tell me what he's doing?</i>

371
00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:36,446
<i>Hey, I wouldn't worry about that.</i>

372
00:19:36,863 --> 00:19:38,156
<i>What I would worry about is,</i>

373
00:19:38,239 --> 00:19:42,410
<i>we heard you had a pretty heated exchange</i>
<i>down at the docks yesterday.</i>

374
00:19:42,744 --> 00:19:44,245
<i>Guy named Lucky Larry.</i>

375
00:19:45,038 --> 00:19:45,914
<i>So?</i>

376
00:19:46,539 --> 00:19:49,792
<i>So Lucky Larry stole my friend's ring</i>
<i>and then wound up dead.</i>

377
00:19:49,876 --> 00:19:52,003
<i>Stabbed in the back,</i>
<i>some sort of fancy knife.</i>

378
00:19:52,086 --> 00:19:52,921
<i>[Willy laughs]</i>

379
00:19:53,004 --> 00:19:55,757
<i>Wait, you think I killed him?</i>

380
00:19:56,466 --> 00:19:57,550
<i>I would never.</i>

381
00:19:58,509 --> 00:20:01,262
<i>I mean, I could if I had to, but I didn't.</i>

382
00:20:01,346 --> 00:20:03,056
<i>And I don't know anything about a ring.</i>

383
00:20:03,139 --> 00:20:05,141
<i>Does anyone know about your whereabouts</i>
<i>last night?</i>

384
00:20:05,225 --> 00:20:06,059
<i>Yes.</i>

385
00:20:06,559 --> 00:20:07,685
<i>My portraitist.</i>

386
00:20:07,769 --> 00:20:10,939
<i>I was posing as Hannibal crossing the Alps</i>
<i>until almost midnight.</i>

387
00:20:11,022 --> 00:20:14,567
<i>The overtime fees for a rental elephant</i>
<i>are unconscionable.</i>

388
00:20:14,651 --> 00:20:16,653
<i>How do you know Lucky Larry exactly?</i>

389
00:20:16,736 --> 00:20:18,738
<i>-[grunts]</i>
<i>-[armor clanging]</i>

390
00:20:20,156 --> 00:20:21,658
<i>[groans]</i>

391
00:20:21,741 --> 00:20:22,951
<i>[gasps]</i>

392
00:20:23,409 --> 00:20:25,245
<i>[grunting]</i>

393
00:20:27,121 --> 00:20:28,456
<i>From time to time,</i>

394
00:20:28,957 --> 00:20:32,126
<i>I purchase a trinket or two from Laurence.</i>

395
00:20:32,710 --> 00:20:35,964
<i>How they come into his possession,</i>
<i>I do not ask.</i>

396
00:20:36,256 --> 00:20:38,675
<i>I collect </i>objets de guerre.

397
00:20:39,676 --> 00:20:42,220
<i>If he has something that I enjoy,</i>
<i>he calls me.</i>

398
00:20:43,346 --> 00:20:45,473
<i>I just love war, don't you?</i>

399
00:20:47,850 --> 00:20:48,685
<i>Sure.</i>

400
00:20:50,019 --> 00:20:50,853
<i>Fifth Infantry.</i>

401
00:20:51,312 --> 00:20:52,522
<i>Battle of the Bulge.</i>

402
00:20:53,231 --> 00:20:56,317
<i>And now, where exactly did you serve?</i>

403
00:20:56,401 --> 00:20:57,485
<i>I would have, but...</i>

404
00:20:58,403 --> 00:20:59,320
<i>asthma.</i>

405
00:20:59,862 --> 00:21:02,240
<i>That's why I was so upset when Lucky Larry</i>

406
00:21:02,323 --> 00:21:04,867
<i>insisted that we have our meeting</i>
<i>up on the docks.</i>

407
00:21:04,951 --> 00:21:06,411
<i>There was dirt everywhere.</i>

408
00:21:06,953 --> 00:21:08,830
<i>I'm almost certain I stepped in feces.</i>

409
00:21:09,414 --> 00:21:12,041
<i>I'm beginning to think</i>
<i>that Willy here doesn't have the brains</i>

410
00:21:12,125 --> 00:21:13,167
<i>to have nicked Lily's ring.</i>

411
00:21:13,251 --> 00:21:14,544
<i>-[Willy chuckles]</i>
<i>-No kidding.</i>

412
00:21:14,877 --> 00:21:16,421
<i>Where do you and Larry meet normally?</i>

413
00:21:16,671 --> 00:21:17,755
<i>At his apartment.</i>

414
00:21:17,839 --> 00:21:19,674
<i>It's not much cleaner than the docks.</i>

415
00:21:19,757 --> 00:21:22,468
<i>And yes, I will have Carmina</i>
<i>write down the address for you.</i>

416
00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:24,595
<i>Thanks.</i>

417
00:21:26,472 --> 00:21:28,224
<i>-Quite a unique fellow, aren't you?</i>
<i>-Mm.</i>

418
00:21:29,517 --> 00:21:32,812
<i>There's a word to describe you,</i>
<i>but I can't quite put my finger on it.</i>

419
00:21:34,355 --> 00:21:36,357
<i>It's like a shower, but French.</i>

420
00:21:36,941 --> 00:21:38,985
<i>Oh, I'm sure it'll come to me.</i>

421
00:21:39,068 --> 00:21:40,111
<i>[Willy] Hmm. </i>

422
00:21:41,571 --> 00:21:43,281
<i>[jazz piano playing]</i>

423
00:21:43,531 --> 00:21:45,825
<i>Private dick track down</i>
<i>that ring of yours?</i>

424
00:21:45,908 --> 00:21:46,868
<i>Hardly.</i>

425
00:21:46,951 --> 00:21:48,953
<i>Our best lead just turned up dead.</i>

426
00:21:49,454 --> 00:21:50,413
<i>[sighs]</i>

427
00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:52,874
<i>Sounds like that ring meant a lot to you.</i>

428
00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:00,840
<i>I was married, a long time ago.</i>

429
00:22:01,966 --> 00:22:03,217
<i>Guy named Adam.</i>

430
00:22:04,677 --> 00:22:07,305
<i>Things weren't great between us.</i>

431
00:22:07,764 --> 00:22:09,849
<i>Even worse between me and his father.</i>

432
00:22:10,266 --> 00:22:11,642
<i>-Sorry.</i>
<i>-Don't be.</i>

433
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:15,229
<i>By the time they sent me away,</i>
<i>it was almost a relief.</i>

434
00:22:16,856 --> 00:22:20,777
<i>I took one little piece of that garden</i>
<i>on the way out.</i>

435
00:22:21,944 --> 00:22:23,780
<i>The stone that was in my ring.</i>

436
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:28,951
<i>I didn't like much of anything</i>
<i>about my life back then.</i>

437
00:22:30,453 --> 00:22:32,747
<i>But I sure did love that garden.</i>

438
00:22:36,584 --> 00:22:37,460
<i>Anyway.</i>

439
00:22:38,669 --> 00:22:42,006
<i>The ring reminds me that</i>
<i>I don't need Adam or his family,</i>

440
00:22:42,673 --> 00:22:43,883
<i>that I don't need anybody.</i>

441
00:22:44,759 --> 00:22:45,968
<i>Oh, Lily.</i>

442
00:22:46,052 --> 00:22:47,178
<i>You're married, right?</i>

443
00:22:48,388 --> 00:22:49,222
<i>Yeah.</i>

444
00:22:50,681 --> 00:22:52,350
<i>To my high school sweetheart, Bill.</i>

445
00:22:53,684 --> 00:22:55,645
<i>We got hitched just before he enlisted.</i>

446
00:22:56,521 --> 00:22:58,022
<i>Wrote each other every day...</i>

447
00:22:59,857 --> 00:23:02,026
<i>until he got wounded in Guadalcanal.</i>

448
00:23:04,237 --> 00:23:05,363
<i>But he made it out,</i>

449
00:23:05,446 --> 00:23:07,240
<i>all the way to the VA upstate.</i>

450
00:23:09,575 --> 00:23:11,119
<i>But the doctors, they can't...</i>

451
00:23:13,371 --> 00:23:15,206
<i>We've known each other all our lives.</i>

452
00:23:16,958 --> 00:23:18,126
<i>I just can't believe...</i>

453
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:20,002
<i>I might lose him.</i>

454
00:23:21,546 --> 00:23:24,340
<i>Guess I'm lucky I never got attached</i>
<i>to anybody that way.</i>

455
00:23:24,424 --> 00:23:25,466
<i>Don't you say that!</i>

456
00:23:26,801 --> 00:23:29,095
<i>Every day with my Bill is a gift.</i>

457
00:23:31,848 --> 00:23:33,975
<i>Knowing we may not have much time left...</i>

458
00:23:36,227 --> 00:23:37,854
<i>only makes it that much sweeter.</i>

459
00:23:44,610 --> 00:23:45,945
<i>[Lucifer sniffing]</i>

460
00:23:46,404 --> 00:23:47,572
<i>Ugh!</i>

461
00:23:48,739 --> 00:23:51,075
<i>Well, I don't know why</i>
<i>they called him </i>Lucky<i> Larry.</i>

462
00:23:52,326 --> 00:23:56,289
<i>This apartment is literally</i>
<i>the most depressing hovel I've ever seen,</i>

463
00:23:56,873 --> 00:23:58,708
<i>and I've seen Kafka's Hell loop.</i>

464
00:24:05,965 --> 00:24:07,508
<i>Your friend's ring might not be here,</i>

465
00:24:07,592 --> 00:24:10,344
<i>but there is plenty of useful information.</i>

466
00:24:10,428 --> 00:24:12,180
<i>-You see this rug, crumpled up?</i>
<i>-Mm.</i>

467
00:24:12,263 --> 00:24:15,641
<i>I think this is where our killer</i>
<i>bopped Larry right in the kisser.</i>

468
00:24:16,559 --> 00:24:18,394
<i>Larry falls backwards, here,</i>

469
00:24:18,478 --> 00:24:19,645
<i>hits his head</i>

470
00:24:19,729 --> 00:24:22,190
<i>right here on the table,</i>
<i>where you see these wood chips.</i>

471
00:24:22,273 --> 00:24:23,232
<i>[Lucifer] Mm-hmm.</i>

472
00:24:24,150 --> 00:24:25,026
<i>But then...</i>

473
00:24:25,943 --> 00:24:26,944
<i>he shakes it off.</i>

474
00:24:27,028 --> 00:24:32,158
<i>He gets up and he charges at our killer.</i>
<i>You, like this.</i>

475
00:24:32,658 --> 00:24:34,452
<i>-Oh!</i>
<i>-He knocks the wind out of him.</i>

476
00:24:34,535 --> 00:24:36,412
<i>-Sorry, pal.</i>
<i>-That's all right, I love role play.</i>

477
00:24:36,496 --> 00:24:40,082
<i>Things are looking up for our pal Larry,</i>
<i>until the killer pulls out a knife.</i>

478
00:24:40,958 --> 00:24:42,502
<i>-Ah-ha!</i>
<i>-Larry...</i>

479
00:24:43,127 --> 00:24:46,047
<i>heads to the window,</i>
<i>but the window was painted shut.</i>

480
00:24:46,464 --> 00:24:49,717
<i>He tried, he wrenched it open.</i>

481
00:24:52,011 --> 00:24:54,388
<i>He got halfway out when the killer...</i>

482
00:24:55,890 --> 00:24:57,683
<i>comes over, stabs him in the back...</i>

483
00:24:58,893 --> 00:24:59,894
<i>creating that</i>

484
00:25:00,436 --> 00:25:01,270
<i>blood spatter.</i>

485
00:25:01,938 --> 00:25:02,980
<i>Oh!</i>

486
00:25:03,272 --> 00:25:04,982
<i>[sighs] And then...</i>

487
00:25:05,942 --> 00:25:08,903
<i>Larry escapes into the evening.</i>

488
00:25:09,654 --> 00:25:11,906
<i>Only to expire on your doorstep.</i>

489
00:25:13,115 --> 00:25:15,201
<i>I just wish we had some more evidence</i>

490
00:25:15,284 --> 00:25:17,703
<i>pointing us to whoever dusted</i>
<i>poor old Larry.</i>

491
00:25:19,372 --> 00:25:20,456
<i>Well, actually,</i>

492
00:25:21,165 --> 00:25:22,708
<i>I might have something.</i>

493
00:25:23,918 --> 00:25:24,835
<i>[sniffs]</i>

494
00:25:25,169 --> 00:25:27,129
<i>A very expensive cigar.</i>

495
00:25:27,213 --> 00:25:28,673
<i>Well, just the tip. [chuckles]</i>

496
00:25:28,756 --> 00:25:31,801
<i>Romeo y Julieta,</i>
<i>a favorite of Winston Churchill and...</i>

497
00:25:31,884 --> 00:25:32,885
<i>Our old pal...</i>

498
00:25:32,969 --> 00:25:34,679
<i>-Tony Stompanato.</i>
<i>-Tony Stompanato.</i>

499
00:25:40,726 --> 00:25:41,561
<i>[Jack] Huh.</i>

500
00:25:44,063 --> 00:25:47,525
<i>So Stompanato finds out</i>
<i>Lucky Larry stole his girl's ring...</i>

501
00:25:48,568 --> 00:25:49,610
<i>poses as a buyer...</i>

502
00:25:50,570 --> 00:25:51,445
<i>gets the ring back.</i>

503
00:25:51,529 --> 00:25:53,406
<i>Then kills the thief to avenge the girl.</i>

504
00:25:53,489 --> 00:25:56,158
<i>But if Stompanato did all this</i>
<i>to impress Lily Rose...</i>

505
00:25:56,242 --> 00:25:57,451
<i>Why not give her the ring?</i>

506
00:25:57,535 --> 00:25:58,411
<i>Yeah.</i>

507
00:26:00,121 --> 00:26:02,123
<i>[suspenseful music plays]</i>

508
00:26:12,717 --> 00:26:15,386
<i>[suspensful music crescendos]</i>

509
00:26:27,523 --> 00:26:29,358
<i>Rise and shine, Stompanato.</i>

510
00:26:47,293 --> 00:26:49,795
<i>That certainly explains</i>
<i>why he never gave Lily's ring back.</i>

511
00:26:50,755 --> 00:26:54,175
<i>Looks like Mr. Stompanato's bark</i>
<i>was worse than his bite.</i>

512
00:27:03,351 --> 00:27:04,352
<i>They took his heart.</i>

513
00:27:05,061 --> 00:27:06,437
<i>What do you think they did with it?</i>

514
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:08,689
<i>Well, he didn't seem the type</i>
<i>to wear it on his sleeve.</i>

515
00:27:08,773 --> 00:27:09,899
<i>I'll check the floor.</i>

516
00:27:09,982 --> 00:27:10,941
<i>[Jack] Ugh.</i>

517
00:27:15,696 --> 00:27:16,530
<i>Huh.</i>

518
00:27:17,281 --> 00:27:20,534
<i>Looks like we were right about</i>
<i>Stompanato rubbing out Lucky Larry.</i>

519
00:27:21,452 --> 00:27:23,996
<i>Same insignia as the knife</i>
<i>in Lucky Larry's back.</i>

520
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:26,874
<i>But who rubbed out Stompanato?</i>

521
00:27:26,957 --> 00:27:29,293
<i>I think I know the answer to that.</i>

522
00:27:29,377 --> 00:27:31,212
<i>A man after his own heart,</i>

523
00:27:31,545 --> 00:27:33,297
<i>and Lily Rose's ring.</i>

524
00:27:34,799 --> 00:27:37,843
<i>[sighs] But it appears we're too late</i>
<i>on both counts.</i>

525
00:27:38,928 --> 00:27:41,097
<i>Who would have the stones</i>
<i>to carve up Stompanato,</i>

526
00:27:41,180 --> 00:27:43,557
<i>and what's that wackadoo symbol</i>
<i>on his face?</i>

527
00:27:43,766 --> 00:27:44,975
<i>They're hieroglyphics.</i>

528
00:27:47,395 --> 00:27:48,896
<i>I believe it's the Eye of Horus,</i>

529
00:27:48,979 --> 00:27:51,190
<i>a sacred symbol</i>
<i>in ancient Egyptian culture.</i>

530
00:27:51,649 --> 00:27:52,692
<i>Sacred eye.</i>

531
00:27:54,068 --> 00:27:55,444
<i>I've heard that before.</i>

532
00:27:55,820 --> 00:27:57,905
<i>I think I know where to find</i>
<i>our graffiti artist.</i>

533
00:28:09,208 --> 00:28:10,292
<i>[Jack] Hmm.</i>

534
00:28:14,755 --> 00:28:16,257
<i>-Salutations.</i>
<i>-Bloody hell!</i>

535
00:28:17,341 --> 00:28:18,467
<i>[gasps]</i>

536
00:28:18,801 --> 00:28:20,344
<i>Have you come seeking...</i>

537
00:28:21,303 --> 00:28:22,263
<i>books?</i>

538
00:28:22,763 --> 00:28:25,725
<i>Yeah, we have come...</i>

539
00:28:26,851 --> 00:28:28,811
<i>seeking books.</i>

540
00:28:29,103 --> 00:28:29,937
<i>Oh.</i>

541
00:28:31,147 --> 00:28:33,983
<i>Thought you were here</i>
<i>for the secret cult ceremony.</i>

542
00:28:34,066 --> 00:28:35,651
<i>Sorry, my friend is new.</i>

543
00:28:35,735 --> 00:28:38,821
<i>We are </i>absolutely <i>here</i>
<i>for the secret cult ceremony.</i>

544
00:28:39,155 --> 00:28:41,282
<i>If you wouldn't mind pointing us</i>
<i>in the right direction.</i>

545
00:28:41,615 --> 00:28:42,867
<i>Right through that door.</i>

546
00:28:43,367 --> 00:28:45,536
<i>And if you haven't mail-ordered</i>
<i>your robes yet,</i>

547
00:28:45,619 --> 00:28:47,705
<i>there's a few extra</i>
<i>hanging on the coat rack.</i>

548
00:28:48,247 --> 00:28:49,457
<i>Mm. Mm-hmm.</i>

549
00:28:50,374 --> 00:28:51,208
<i>Lovely.</i>

550
00:28:51,542 --> 00:28:52,376
<i>Thank you.</i>

551
00:29:16,066 --> 00:29:18,694
<i>Melvin the Magnificent, at your service!</i>

552
00:29:18,778 --> 00:29:20,446
<i>What is it with this place?</i>

553
00:29:20,529 --> 00:29:22,531
<i>Board-certified priest, oracle,</i>

554
00:29:22,615 --> 00:29:24,825
<i>shaman, and justice of the peace.</i>

555
00:29:24,909 --> 00:29:26,368
<i>How may I assist you?</i>

556
00:29:26,744 --> 00:29:28,370
<i>Lift a curse? Cure a nasty rash?</i>

557
00:29:28,454 --> 00:29:31,874
<i>I got a love spell guaranteed</i>
<i>to reel in a dame at 50 paces.</i>

558
00:29:31,957 --> 00:29:34,335
<i>We're looking for something</i>
<i>much stronger than that.</i>

559
00:29:34,877 --> 00:29:38,672
<i>Preferably Egyptian, possibly involving</i>
<i>the removal of a heart.</i>

560
00:29:40,132 --> 00:29:41,217
<i>Ah...</i>

561
00:29:42,343 --> 00:29:45,971
<i>You seek the ceremony of Anubis.</i>

562
00:29:46,639 --> 00:29:49,892
<i>Yes, we do.</i>
<i>We'll take one of those, please.</i>

563
00:29:49,975 --> 00:29:50,851
<i>Very well.</i>

564
00:29:52,186 --> 00:29:53,145
<i>Look over there!</i>

565
00:29:57,858 --> 00:29:59,944
<i>For just 12 dollars, 12 dollars,</i>

566
00:30:00,027 --> 00:30:02,780
<i>our deluxe ceremony of Anubis includes</i>

567
00:30:02,863 --> 00:30:05,783
<i>this ceremonial mask, two acolytes,</i>

568
00:30:05,866 --> 00:30:08,077
<i>and a drum made from the skin</i>
<i>of a Vestal Virgin,</i>

569
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:09,954
<i>a gilded sacrificial dagger,</i>

570
00:30:10,037 --> 00:30:12,623
<i>and one live...</i>

571
00:30:12,706 --> 00:30:13,541
<i>chicken!</i>

572
00:30:14,500 --> 00:30:16,627
<i>-It never ends well for the chicken.</i>
<i>-[groans]</i>

573
00:30:16,710 --> 00:30:19,672
<i>Or you might prefer</i>

574
00:30:20,005 --> 00:30:21,257
<i>our economy package.</i>

575
00:30:22,216 --> 00:30:23,217
<i>Uh...</i>

576
00:30:23,300 --> 00:30:24,677
<i>only six dollars!</i>

577
00:30:25,177 --> 00:30:27,805
<i>And the chicken heart comes pre-sacrificed</i>
<i>for your convenience.</i>

578
00:30:27,888 --> 00:30:30,057
<i>[Lucifer] Not accurate, </i>
<i>historically speaking,</i>

579
00:30:30,140 --> 00:30:31,725
<i>but quite, uh, bloody.</i>

580
00:30:31,809 --> 00:30:33,769
<i>My old friend</i>
<i>Tutankhamen would've loved it.</i>

581
00:30:34,144 --> 00:30:37,398
<i>In the modern age,</i>
<i>we are taught to fear death.</i>

582
00:30:37,940 --> 00:30:40,234
<i>But the ancients understood that death...</i>

583
00:30:41,151 --> 00:30:42,069
<i>is power.</i>

584
00:30:42,152 --> 00:30:44,905
<i>[suspensful music plays]</i>

585
00:30:45,656 --> 00:30:46,907
<i>Did you feel powerful</i>

586
00:30:47,741 --> 00:30:51,287
<i>when you were holding Tommy Stompanato's</i>
<i>heart in your hands after you killed him?</i>

587
00:30:53,289 --> 00:30:55,332
<i>Somebody killed Tommy Stompanato?</i>

588
00:30:57,209 --> 00:31:00,296
<i>You... You can't possibly believe that</i>
<i>I had anything to do with that.</i>

589
00:31:00,379 --> 00:31:02,089
<i>Oh, yeah. We absolutely do.</i>

590
00:31:02,172 --> 00:31:05,092
<i>Yes, tell us, Melvin the Magnificent.</i>

591
00:31:05,634 --> 00:31:07,428
<i>What is it you desire?</i>

592
00:31:09,763 --> 00:31:11,390
<i>-I...</i>
<i>-Yeah...</i>

593
00:31:11,473 --> 00:31:12,308
<i>...want...</i>

594
00:31:13,100 --> 00:31:13,934
<i>Yeah.</i>

595
00:31:14,435 --> 00:31:16,353
<i>...a 1941 Pontiac Torpedo.</i>

596
00:31:19,565 --> 00:31:22,109
<i>Eight-cylinder engine, 103 horsepower,</i>

597
00:31:22,192 --> 00:31:25,571
<i>zero to forty in under three minutes, </i>
<i>and...</i>

598
00:31:26,447 --> 00:31:27,781
<i>surprisingly affordable.</i>

599
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:30,868
<i>A few of these deluxe ceremonies a week,</i>

600
00:31:30,951 --> 00:31:33,621
<i>a couple of sacred objects here and there,</i>

601
00:31:33,704 --> 00:31:35,748
<i>and I'm cruising the open road by summer.</i>

602
00:31:35,831 --> 00:31:40,336
<i>You killed Stompanato and then you stole</i>
<i>my friend Lilith's very special ring,</i>

603
00:31:40,419 --> 00:31:43,756
<i>so forget the open road.</i>
<i>The only place you're going is downtown.</i>

604
00:31:43,839 --> 00:31:45,090
<i>Hold the line there, pal.</i>

605
00:31:45,758 --> 00:31:47,635
<i>Are you talking about the ring of Lilith?</i>

606
00:31:47,718 --> 00:31:49,011
<i>Because my clients...</i>

607
00:31:49,094 --> 00:31:54,141
<i>uh, </i>parishioners,<i> would pay top dollar</i>
<i>for even a slightly passable fake.</i>

608
00:31:54,224 --> 00:31:55,434
<i>We could split the profits.</i>

609
00:31:55,517 --> 00:31:58,354
<i>Objects of immortality are my bestsellers.</i>

610
00:31:58,437 --> 00:32:01,982
<i>Right. Can any of your "parishioners"</i>
<i>account for your whereabouts</i>

611
00:32:02,066 --> 00:32:03,359
<i>from noon to 6:00 today?</i>

612
00:32:03,442 --> 00:32:04,777
<i>Well, sure, I was here.</i>

613
00:32:04,860 --> 00:32:06,862
<i>I did four tarot card readings...</i>

614
00:32:07,279 --> 00:32:08,530
<i>uh, an exorcism...</i>

615
00:32:09,531 --> 00:32:11,575
<i>and a bar mitzvah.</i>

616
00:32:11,659 --> 00:32:13,994
<i>-Oh...</i>
<i>-Tony Stompanato's heart was ripped out</i>

617
00:32:14,078 --> 00:32:16,121
<i>in an identical manner</i>
<i>to your little chicken scam,</i>

618
00:32:16,205 --> 00:32:18,082
<i>so if it wasn't you that killed him,</i>

619
00:32:18,165 --> 00:32:19,667
<i>it had to be one of your customers.</i>

620
00:32:19,750 --> 00:32:22,211
<i>Did you tell any of them</i>
<i>about the ring of Lilith?</i>

621
00:32:22,294 --> 00:32:25,756
<i>Well, sure. I've been selling maps</i>
<i>to Lilith's tomb for years, but...</i>

622
00:32:26,340 --> 00:32:28,842
<i>I couldn't tell you who bought them</i>
<i>on account of all the robes.</i>

623
00:32:29,385 --> 00:32:33,263
<i>[sighs] Well, </i>
<i>that was a clucking waste of time.</i>

624
00:32:36,266 --> 00:32:38,894
<i>I'm afraid we've hit a dead end.</i>

625
00:32:39,353 --> 00:32:41,981
<i>Found a few heart puns,</i>
<i>had a few laughs, but...</i>

626
00:32:42,856 --> 00:32:45,317
<i>it seems you'll have to live</i>
<i>without your ring.</i>

627
00:32:46,777 --> 00:32:50,614
<i>So, why don't I repay my debt</i>
<i>some other way?</i>

628
00:32:52,199 --> 00:32:56,245
<i>A castle, a private island,</i>
<i>a mountain of gold?</i>

629
00:32:56,620 --> 00:32:59,748
<i>The world is your oyster,</i>
<i>and I, your concierge.</i>

630
00:33:01,834 --> 00:33:03,752
<i>Thousands of years, Lucifer,</i>

631
00:33:04,461 --> 00:33:06,964
<i>and that ring has always been with me.</i>

632
00:33:07,881 --> 00:33:10,050
<i>It reminds me of who I am,</i>

633
00:33:10,759 --> 00:33:13,345
<i>why I have done the things I've done.</i>

634
00:33:14,471 --> 00:33:16,807
<i>You mean, why you sent</i>
<i>your children to Hell?</i>

635
00:33:17,641 --> 00:33:19,393
<i>I gave you an army!</i>

636
00:33:19,476 --> 00:33:21,687
<i>An army I never asked for.</i>

637
00:33:22,354 --> 00:33:23,188
<i>And...</i>

638
00:33:23,647 --> 00:33:25,858
<i>one I didn't know I needed at the time.</i>

639
00:33:28,068 --> 00:33:31,989
<i>But... without them I would have spent</i>
<i>eternity alone, and...</i>

640
00:33:32,740 --> 00:33:35,325
<i>for that, I shall be forever in your debt.</i>

641
00:33:36,869 --> 00:33:40,581
<i>Which is why I'm truly sorry</i>
<i>I couldn't get your ring back.</i>

642
00:33:45,044 --> 00:33:46,211
<i>So am I.</i>

643
00:33:48,088 --> 00:33:49,089
<i>[Lucifer sighs]</i>

644
00:33:49,465 --> 00:33:50,299
<i>So...</i>

645
00:33:51,175 --> 00:33:54,094
<i>How exactly did everyone get the idea</i>

646
00:33:54,178 --> 00:33:56,472
<i>it's the ring that makes you immortal,</i>
<i>anyway?</i>

647
00:33:57,097 --> 00:33:57,973
<i>Hmm?</i>

648
00:33:59,892 --> 00:34:00,893
<i>Uh...</i>

649
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:05,189
<i>So I hitch a ride through the Americas</i>
<i>with this explorer,</i>

650
00:34:05,397 --> 00:34:06,774
<i>Hernán Cortés,</i>

651
00:34:06,857 --> 00:34:10,903
<i>obsessed with gold, rains bloodshed</i>
<i>and terror wherever he goes.</i>

652
00:34:10,986 --> 00:34:11,987
<i>A real wet blanket.</i>

653
00:34:13,030 --> 00:34:19,787
<i>I split the second we hit land and hook up</i>
<i>with this strapping Aztec warrior.</i>

654
00:34:20,662 --> 00:34:21,789
<i>Montezuma.</i>

655
00:34:23,540 --> 00:34:27,211
<i>We have a few drinks,</i>
<i>he asks if I'm a virgin.</i>

656
00:34:27,461 --> 00:34:31,423
<i>I say yes because that always got</i>
<i>the folks in Spain going.</i>

657
00:34:31,882 --> 00:34:33,509
<i>-Mm-hmm.</i>
<i>-Next thing I know,</i>

658
00:34:33,592 --> 00:34:36,178
<i>some priest fellas</i>
<i>are throwing me in a volcano.</i>

659
00:34:36,678 --> 00:34:37,971
<i>I survive, and...</i>

660
00:34:38,597 --> 00:34:42,059
<i>somebody writes it on a stone tablet.</i>
<i>You know how these things start.</i>

661
00:34:42,142 --> 00:34:44,269
<i>[laughs] I do.</i>

662
00:34:44,770 --> 00:34:46,146
<i>[sighs] Mortals.</i>

663
00:34:46,855 --> 00:34:49,399
<i>Wouldn't mind seeing the look</i>
<i>on that thief's face</i>

664
00:34:49,483 --> 00:34:52,653
<i>when they realize that</i>
<i>that ring doesn't do a damn thing.</i>

665
00:34:52,736 --> 00:34:53,570
<i>Hold on.</i>

666
00:34:54,822 --> 00:34:56,782
<i>The ring doesn't work,</i>

667
00:34:57,574 --> 00:35:00,702
<i>which means the thief will be looking</i>
<i>for a way to make it work.</i>

668
00:35:03,247 --> 00:35:06,542
<i>Lilith, I believe I've found a way</i>
<i>to get your ring back.</i>

669
00:35:07,459 --> 00:35:11,088
<i>All we need is a high priest, a jeweler,</i>
<i>and a distraction.</i>

670
00:35:17,845 --> 00:35:21,014
<i>Thanks to a certain high priest-</i>
<i>cum-magic school freshman I know,</i>

671
00:35:21,098 --> 00:35:22,933
<i>the word is out that your ring only works</i>

672
00:35:23,016 --> 00:35:25,435
<i>when it's attached</i>
<i>to this rather gaudy bangle.</i>

673
00:35:25,519 --> 00:35:28,147
<i>So whoever stole the ring</i>
<i>will come back for this...</i>

674
00:35:28,730 --> 00:35:29,565
<i>bracelet.</i>

675
00:35:30,023 --> 00:35:31,525
<i>The thief waits till you're on stage</i>

676
00:35:31,608 --> 00:35:33,735
<i>and sneaks into your dressing room</i>
<i>just as before,</i>

677
00:35:33,819 --> 00:35:36,363
<i>except this time,</i>
<i>our pal Jack will be watching.</i>

678
00:35:36,446 --> 00:35:39,032
<i>Jack catches thief, thief gives up ring,</i>

679
00:35:39,116 --> 00:35:42,077
<i>and before you know it, that little</i>
<i>piece of Eden will be back on your finger</i>

680
00:35:42,161 --> 00:35:43,871
<i>-where it belongs.</i>
<i>-[chuckles]</i>

681
00:35:49,626 --> 00:35:50,544
<i>Hey...</i>

682
00:35:51,211 --> 00:35:52,254
<i>[sighs]</i>

683
00:35:55,549 --> 00:35:57,009
<i>I appreciate you doing this.</i>

684
00:35:57,092 --> 00:35:59,261
<i>Well, your friend Lucifer said</i>
<i>you needed me.</i>

685
00:35:59,928 --> 00:36:02,264
<i>But when this is over,</i>
<i>I'm taking the bus to Des Moines.</i>

686
00:36:02,347 --> 00:36:04,266
<i>I'm gonna move back in with my mother.</i>

687
00:36:08,353 --> 00:36:09,646
<i>Okay, so...</i>

688
00:36:10,939 --> 00:36:13,233
<i>When Lily gives the cue,</i>
<i>you take the bracelet.</i>

689
00:36:13,317 --> 00:36:15,319
<i>-Okay?</i>
<i>-And then I parade it around the club,</i>

690
00:36:15,736 --> 00:36:18,530
<i>take it back to the dressing room,</i>
<i>put it in the safe.</i>

691
00:36:19,781 --> 00:36:20,616
<i>Wait.</i>

692
00:36:23,744 --> 00:36:24,703
<i>Just, uh...</i>

693
00:36:26,538 --> 00:36:27,456
<i>Be careful, okay?</i>

694
00:36:30,209 --> 00:36:33,003
<i>I'm gonna need more than that, Jack.</i>

695
00:36:36,798 --> 00:36:39,426
<i>All this time you've spent on Earth...</i>

696
00:36:40,552 --> 00:36:43,180
<i>have you ever connected with a human?</i>

697
00:36:44,056 --> 00:36:46,308
<i>I've connected with thousands of humans.</i>

698
00:36:46,391 --> 00:36:48,977
<i>Once, Caligula and I made a human train</i>

699
00:36:49,061 --> 00:36:52,439
<i>-of 37--</i>
<i>-I'm not talking about sex, Lucifer.</i>

700
00:36:54,358 --> 00:36:55,192
<i>I'm talking...</i>

701
00:36:56,193 --> 00:36:57,736
<i>about an emotional connection.</i>

702
00:36:58,445 --> 00:36:59,279
<i>Oh!</i>

703
00:36:59,363 --> 00:37:02,115
<i>Absolutely not. [chuckles]</i>

704
00:37:02,241 --> 00:37:04,826
<i>It would take a literal miracle for me</i>
<i>to want something like that,</i>

705
00:37:04,910 --> 00:37:07,579
<i>and I'm fairly certain</i>
<i>my father's not handing those out anymore.</i>

706
00:37:07,913 --> 00:37:08,747
<i>Why?</i>

707
00:37:09,957 --> 00:37:11,124
<i>Just wondering.</i>

708
00:37:16,046 --> 00:37:18,590
<i>-[audience chuckling]</i>
<i>-Take my wife. Please!</i>

709
00:37:18,674 --> 00:37:21,468
<i>[audience laughing, applauding]</i>

710
00:37:22,302 --> 00:37:25,973
<i>Abe Gantz, the funniest man in Manhattan!</i>

711
00:37:26,056 --> 00:37:27,641
<i>[audience cheers]</i>

712
00:37:30,727 --> 00:37:31,895
<i>By special request,</i>

713
00:37:31,979 --> 00:37:35,399
<i>I'm going to sing a song that's been</i>
<i>a favorite of mine for a while.</i>

714
00:37:35,983 --> 00:37:37,025
<i>Ah!</i>

715
00:37:37,651 --> 00:37:38,527
<i>Truth is, I'm...</i>

716
00:37:40,362 --> 00:37:41,196
<i>Just one dollar.</i>

717
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:45,617
<i>...not sure I ever really understood</i>
<i>what it meant until just now.</i>

718
00:37:47,286 --> 00:37:48,954
<i>[chuckles] Oh!</i>

719
00:37:49,830 --> 00:37:51,873
<i>-Sorry about that, folks.</i>
<i>-[audience laughs]</i>

720
00:37:51,957 --> 00:37:54,876
<i>Had this old thing for forever,</i>
<i>and it always gets in the way.</i>

721
00:37:55,669 --> 00:37:58,839
<i>How about a little costume change</i>
<i>before we get started?</i>

722
00:38:02,759 --> 00:38:05,137
<i>Be a doll and put this in my safe,</i>
<i>will you?</i>

723
00:38:20,193 --> 00:38:21,611
<i>[singing "Someone to Watch Over Me"]</i>

724
00:38:21,695 --> 00:38:26,908
<i>♪ There's a saying old</i>
<i>Says that love is blind ♪</i>

725
00:38:27,492 --> 00:38:32,622
<i>♪ Still we're often told</i>
<i>"Seek and ye shall find" ♪</i>

726
00:38:33,540 --> 00:38:37,627
<i>♪ So I'm going to seek a certain lad ♪</i>

727
00:38:37,711 --> 00:38:43,550
<i>♪ I've had in mind ♪</i>

728
00:38:45,052 --> 00:38:49,639
<i>♪ Looking everywhere</i>
<i>Haven't found him yet ♪</i>

729
00:38:50,891 --> 00:38:56,063
<i>♪ He's the big affair I cannot forget ♪</i>

730
00:38:56,772 --> 00:39:02,903
<i>♪ Only lad I ever think of with regret ♪</i>

731
00:39:08,116 --> 00:39:12,662
<i>♪ I'd like to add his initial ♪</i>

732
00:39:12,746 --> 00:39:15,540
<i>♪ To my monogram ♪</i>

733
00:39:17,876 --> 00:39:22,839
<i>♪ Tell me where is the shepherd ♪</i>

734
00:39:22,923 --> 00:39:27,219
<i>♪ For this lost lamb? ♪</i>

735
00:39:30,097 --> 00:39:34,726
<i>♪ There's a somebody I'm longin' to see ♪</i>

736
00:39:35,268 --> 00:39:38,230
<i>♪ I hope that he ♪</i>

737
00:39:38,313 --> 00:39:41,942
<i>♪ Turns out to be ♪</i>

738
00:39:42,025 --> 00:39:46,196
<i>♪ Someone who'll watch ♪</i>

739
00:39:46,279 --> 00:39:48,490
<i>♪ Over me ♪</i>

740
00:39:54,496 --> 00:39:59,251
<i>♪ I'm a little lamb </i>
<i>Who's lost in the wood ♪</i>

741
00:39:59,334 --> 00:40:05,257
<i>♪ I know I could always be good ♪</i>

742
00:40:06,591 --> 00:40:10,137
<i>♪ To one who'll watch ♪</i>

743
00:40:10,470 --> 00:40:14,891
<i>♪ Over me ♪</i>

744
00:40:14,975 --> 00:40:19,438
<i>[audience applauds, cheers]</i>

745
00:40:22,107 --> 00:40:24,943
<i>[Lilith] Lucifer Morningstar!</i>

746
00:40:30,323 --> 00:40:31,241
<i>Jack!</i>

747
00:40:32,993 --> 00:40:34,286
<i>Thank God you're okay.</i>

748
00:40:34,369 --> 00:40:36,621
<i>There's a man in Lily's dressing room.</i>

749
00:40:36,997 --> 00:40:39,916
<i>I made sure he saw me put the bracelet</i>
<i>in the safe, just like you said.</i>

750
00:40:40,625 --> 00:40:42,127
<i>Go, before he gets away!</i>

751
00:40:42,586 --> 00:40:43,753
<i>You're an angel, Shirl.</i>

752
00:40:44,296 --> 00:40:45,589
<i>-Go.</i>
<i>-Okay.</i>

753
00:40:56,558 --> 00:40:57,434
<i>Hands in the air.</i>

754
00:41:00,479 --> 00:41:01,313
<i>Back up.</i>

755
00:41:02,314 --> 00:41:03,482
<i>Back up slowly.</i>

756
00:41:05,984 --> 00:41:07,444
<i>Turn around.</i>

757
00:41:13,950 --> 00:41:16,119
<i>You killed Tommy Stompanato?</i>

758
00:41:16,203 --> 00:41:17,662
<i>And I took the ring.</i>

759
00:41:19,331 --> 00:41:24,920
<i>And I performed the ceremony of Anubis</i>
<i>to unlock its ancient power.</i>

760
00:41:25,754 --> 00:41:26,963
<i>And now...</i>

761
00:41:27,923 --> 00:41:28,757
<i>I...</i>

762
00:41:29,591 --> 00:41:30,425
<i>am...</i>

763
00:41:31,635 --> 00:41:32,886
<i>immortal!</i>

764
00:41:34,638 --> 00:41:37,974
<i>Well, the wackadoo</i>
<i>that killed Tommy Stompanato.</i>

765
00:41:38,058 --> 00:41:39,893
<i>Willy? I didn't think you had it in you.</i>

766
00:41:39,976 --> 00:41:42,812
<i>Larry should have never sold Stompanato</i>
<i>that ring.</i>

767
00:41:43,355 --> 00:41:45,232
<i>Neither of them even knew what they had.</i>

768
00:41:47,526 --> 00:41:48,443
<i>[Jack gasps]</i>

769
00:41:48,818 --> 00:41:50,862
<i>I knew all about the ring.</i>

770
00:41:50,946 --> 00:41:53,490
<i>I'm the one who hired Lucky Larry</i>
<i>to steal it.</i>

771
00:41:54,241 --> 00:41:56,201
<i>Now put the gun down and hand it over.</i>

772
00:42:03,375 --> 00:42:04,376
<i>Gertie.</i>

773
00:42:04,459 --> 00:42:05,377
<i>How could you?</i>

774
00:42:05,460 --> 00:42:07,295
<i>Because it was my plan.</i>

775
00:42:08,338 --> 00:42:09,673
<i>I tracked down the ring.</i>

776
00:42:09,756 --> 00:42:13,510
<i>I told Lucky Larry</i>
<i>how and when to steal it.</i>

777
00:42:13,593 --> 00:42:16,930
<i>I even told him he could have everything</i>
<i>in the safe if he just gave me the ring.</i>

778
00:42:17,847 --> 00:42:18,807
<i>And what'd he do?</i>

779
00:42:19,432 --> 00:42:22,811
<i>Sold it to some lovesick wiseguy</i>
<i>who wound up killing him.</i>

780
00:42:22,894 --> 00:42:23,895
<i>[Trixie] Time out!</i>

781
00:42:23,979 --> 00:42:26,356
<i>So both Gertie and Willy</i>
<i>learned about the ring</i>

782
00:42:26,439 --> 00:42:27,857
<i>from Melvin the Magnificent?</i>

783
00:42:28,233 --> 00:42:29,359
<i>Correct. Mm.</i>

784
00:42:30,527 --> 00:42:33,113
<i>Gertie hired Lucky Larry</i>
<i>to steal the ring,</i>

785
00:42:33,196 --> 00:42:37,534
<i>but instead he betrayed her and sold it</i>
<i>to Stompanato for a higher price.</i>

786
00:42:37,867 --> 00:42:40,287
<i>But then Stompanato killed Larry</i>
<i>out of revenge</i>

787
00:42:40,370 --> 00:42:42,289
<i>for stealing his girl's ring</i>
<i>in the first place?</i>

788
00:42:42,372 --> 00:42:43,957
<i>Indeed. But...</i>

789
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:45,709
<i>unfortunately for Stompanato,</i>

790
00:42:45,792 --> 00:42:48,420
<i>Willy the Sausage Prince</i>
<i>also wanted the ring,</i>

791
00:42:48,503 --> 00:42:50,380
<i>and rips the mobster's heart out</i>

792
00:42:50,463 --> 00:42:54,175
<i>in an all-too-real version of Melvin</i>
<i>the Magnificent's fake cult ceremony</i>

793
00:42:54,259 --> 00:42:55,552
<i>in order to make it work.</i>

794
00:42:55,635 --> 00:42:56,678
<i>Huh?</i>

795
00:42:58,138 --> 00:43:00,432
<i>Forget it, Trix. It's Chinatown.</i>

796
00:43:00,890 --> 00:43:01,808
<i>It's what?</i>

797
00:43:02,309 --> 00:43:05,145
<i>Never mind. Would you like to hear</i>
<i>the rest of the story or not?</i>

798
00:43:06,229 --> 00:43:07,814
<i>Now, I don't want to hurt anyone.</i>

799
00:43:08,398 --> 00:43:09,774
<i>But I need to save Bill.</i>

800
00:43:09,858 --> 00:43:12,402
<i>Jewelry isn't going to save your husband,</i>
<i>Gertie.</i>

801
00:43:12,485 --> 00:43:13,612
<i>You're lying!</i>

802
00:43:14,321 --> 00:43:15,196
<i>You're lying.</i>

803
00:43:15,780 --> 00:43:17,490
<i>I saw you that night in the alley.</i>

804
00:43:17,949 --> 00:43:19,159
<i>You got caught in the crossfire</i>

805
00:43:19,242 --> 00:43:21,870
<i>between the Stompanato Boys</i>
<i>and the Brooklyn Bridge Gang.</i>

806
00:43:22,329 --> 00:43:26,625
<i>You got shot half a dozen times</i>
<i>and walked away.</i>

807
00:43:26,708 --> 00:43:27,542
<i>[Lilith] I see.</i>

808
00:43:27,626 --> 00:43:30,503
<i>But that had nothing to do</i>
<i>with a magic ring.</i>

809
00:43:30,879 --> 00:43:32,547
<i>-[Willy sighs] </i>
<i>-There's no such thing.</i>

810
00:43:32,631 --> 00:43:33,673
<i>That can't be true.</i>

811
00:43:33,757 --> 00:43:37,010
<i>Let's just settle this rigamarole</i>
<i>once and for all, shall we?</i>

812
00:43:37,093 --> 00:43:38,011
<i>[Gertie] What?</i>

813
00:43:38,094 --> 00:43:38,970
<i>[Willy screams]</i>

814
00:43:42,432 --> 00:43:43,516
<i>You shot me!</i>

815
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:44,643
<i>Yes, I did.</i>

816
00:43:44,726 --> 00:43:46,061
<i>[Willy] I'm bleeding out.</i>

817
00:43:46,978 --> 00:43:47,854
<i>Bleeding out.</i>

818
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:52,817
<i>Well, that's a lot of bellyaching</i>
<i>for a guy who loves war.</i>

819
00:43:53,568 --> 00:43:56,237
<i>[Willy gasping, whimpering]</i>

820
00:43:58,990 --> 00:44:00,033
<i>It's not real.</i>

821
00:44:03,828 --> 00:44:04,871
<i>I can't save him.</i>

822
00:44:04,954 --> 00:44:06,706
<i>Of course you can't.</i>

823
00:44:07,457 --> 00:44:11,461
<i>So why risk everything trying?</i>

824
00:44:12,045 --> 00:44:13,713
<i>Gertie, you could have died.</i>

825
00:44:17,092 --> 00:44:18,093
<i>[Willy] My stomach...</i>

826
00:44:18,176 --> 00:44:19,386
<i>We all die, Lily.</i>

827
00:44:21,429 --> 00:44:22,472
<i>And that's okay.</i>

828
00:44:25,392 --> 00:44:26,226
<i>Truth is...</i>

829
00:44:27,769 --> 00:44:31,022
<i>I'd rather die today</i>
<i>trying to save the man I love...</i>

830
00:44:33,566 --> 00:44:35,235
<i>than live forever without him.</i>

831
00:44:44,619 --> 00:44:45,954
<i>Oh, Gertie.</i>

832
00:44:49,874 --> 00:44:51,793
<i>[Willy] I am too rich to go to jail!</i>

833
00:44:52,252 --> 00:44:53,128
<i>No!</i>

834
00:44:53,586 --> 00:44:55,880
<i>You call my father! Call my father!</i>

835
00:44:57,674 --> 00:44:59,759
<i>Call my father!</i>

836
00:45:02,804 --> 00:45:03,888
<i>[sighs]</i>

837
00:45:04,639 --> 00:45:06,266
<i>There's two ways this can go.</i>

838
00:45:07,976 --> 00:45:10,437
<i>Either the Sausage Prince</i>
<i>gets what's coming to him</i>

839
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:12,439
<i>and we pin Stompanato for the rest,</i>

840
00:45:13,022 --> 00:45:14,733
<i>or we get the lady bartender involved.</i>

841
00:45:15,942 --> 00:45:17,861
<i>Your call if you want to press charges.</i>

842
00:45:25,869 --> 00:45:28,538
<i>Let her enjoy whatever time Bill has left.</i>

843
00:45:30,165 --> 00:45:31,207
<i>[whistles]</i>

844
00:45:34,961 --> 00:45:37,964
<i>Well, you're an odd duck, but it's been...</i>

845
00:45:38,757 --> 00:45:40,091
<i>It's been real interesting.</i>

846
00:45:40,175 --> 00:45:41,301
<i>Mm.</i>

847
00:45:41,551 --> 00:45:43,094
<i>You take care of yourself, kid.</i>

848
00:45:45,346 --> 00:45:46,681
<i>You too, old man.</i>

849
00:45:46,765 --> 00:45:47,682
<i>[chuckles]</i>

850
00:45:54,189 --> 00:45:55,064
<i>Hey, Shirl.</i>

851
00:45:55,982 --> 00:45:56,983
<i>Um...</i>

852
00:45:57,734 --> 00:45:59,235
<i>So what time's your bus?</i>

853
00:46:00,570 --> 00:46:01,404
<i>Midnight.</i>

854
00:46:05,033 --> 00:46:05,909
<i>Oh, yeah.</i>

855
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:10,038
<i>So if you hurry, um, </i>
<i>you can still make it.</i>

856
00:46:12,957 --> 00:46:13,792
<i>Yeah.</i>

857
00:46:20,673 --> 00:46:21,549
<i>Shirl!</i>

858
00:46:26,429 --> 00:46:27,388
<i>Um...</i>

859
00:46:28,306 --> 00:46:29,140
<i>I, uh...</i>

860
00:46:30,558 --> 00:46:32,018
<i>I was thinking if...</i>

861
00:46:34,020 --> 00:46:35,522
<i>If it's all right with you...</i>

862
00:46:38,650 --> 00:46:39,859
<i>maybe I could come with you.</i>

863
00:46:42,195 --> 00:46:43,863
<i>It's a long ride to Des Moines, Jack.</i>

864
00:46:46,324 --> 00:46:47,158
<i>Good.</i>

865
00:46:49,369 --> 00:46:50,703
<i>Give us a chance to talk.</i>

866
00:46:51,704 --> 00:46:52,956
<i>[laughs]</i>

867
00:46:53,248 --> 00:46:54,123
<i>Come here.</i>

868
00:47:04,509 --> 00:47:07,637
<i>So, ring returned, favor repaid.</i>

869
00:47:07,720 --> 00:47:09,180
<i>See you in a few hundred years.</i>

870
00:47:13,142 --> 00:47:14,018
<i>No.</i>

871
00:47:14,102 --> 00:47:17,814
<i>Well, you drive a hard bargain,</i>
<i>but fine, I'll throw in a castle as well.</i>

872
00:47:18,398 --> 00:47:21,734
<i>I have a lovely 22-bedroom in Austria,</i>
<i>hardly got bombed at all.</i>

873
00:47:22,652 --> 00:47:24,279
<i>I don't want a castle.</i>

874
00:47:24,362 --> 00:47:26,447
<i>Well, now you're just being difficult.</i>

875
00:47:27,282 --> 00:47:28,199
<i>Cortés.</i>

876
00:47:30,034 --> 00:47:31,286
<i>Montezuma.</i>

877
00:47:31,369 --> 00:47:33,246
<i>Willy the Sausage Prince.</i>

878
00:47:34,163 --> 00:47:36,249
<i>They all think they want to live forever.</i>

879
00:47:38,042 --> 00:47:41,045
<i>But they already have something</i>
<i>so much more precious.</i>

880
00:47:42,755 --> 00:47:44,173
<i>Gertie was right.</i>

881
00:47:45,967 --> 00:47:47,510
<i>It's knowing there's an end.</i>

882
00:47:49,470 --> 00:47:51,514
<i>That's what makes the rest of it count.</i>

883
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:54,851
<i>That's what connects them to one another.</i>

884
00:47:55,977 --> 00:47:59,397
<i>What makes them brave,</i>
<i>even when they have no reason to be.</i>

885
00:48:01,399 --> 00:48:03,693
<i>I think I've been immortal long enough.</i>

886
00:48:12,035 --> 00:48:13,119
<i>[blows]</i>

887
00:48:17,165 --> 00:48:18,708
<i>[mystical whoosing]</i>

888
00:48:20,043 --> 00:48:22,086
<i>I want you to have it.</i>

889
00:48:23,004 --> 00:48:23,922
<i>[exhales sharply]</i>

890
00:48:25,173 --> 00:48:27,926
<i>Once you do this, there's no going back.</i>

891
00:48:29,052 --> 00:48:30,386
<i>Are you sure?</i>

892
00:48:32,639 --> 00:48:33,514
<i>Just one thing.</i>

893
00:48:33,598 --> 00:48:35,850
<i>And it never ends with you, does it?</i>

894
00:48:36,601 --> 00:48:38,603
<i>Although I suppose it will now.</i>

895
00:48:41,940 --> 00:48:44,859
<i>Would you like me to bring</i>
<i>your children up to say goodbye?</i>

896
00:48:46,569 --> 00:48:48,571
<i>And undo everything</i>
<i>they've learned in Hell?</i>

897
00:48:49,364 --> 00:48:50,323
<i>Never.</i>

898
00:48:51,366 --> 00:48:52,825
<i>My children are perfect.</i>

899
00:48:53,993 --> 00:48:54,869
<i>They can't be...</i>

900
00:48:55,787 --> 00:48:57,914
<i>banished, because they have no home.</i>

901
00:48:58,665 --> 00:49:01,459
<i>Can't be abandoned,</i>
<i>because they have no family.</i>

902
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:04,712
<i>They'll never be cast out</i>
<i>of the proverbial garden.</i>

903
00:49:04,796 --> 00:49:07,131
<i>You can never tell them</i>
<i>what I've done today, Lucifer.</i>

904
00:49:09,550 --> 00:49:11,636
<i>Not if they are going to be unbreakable.</i>

905
00:49:12,679 --> 00:49:13,972
<i>Well, you have my word.</i>

906
00:49:15,848 --> 00:49:16,724
<i>Well...</i>

907
00:49:17,266 --> 00:49:19,143
<i>I never thought I'd say this, but...</i>

908
00:49:20,228 --> 00:49:21,729
<i>enjoy the rest of your life.</i>

909
00:49:22,188 --> 00:49:23,231
<i>[chuckles]</i>

910
00:49:28,861 --> 00:49:29,946
<i>Right back at you.</i>

911
00:49:30,029 --> 00:49:30,947
<i>[chuckles]</i>

912
00:49:31,030 --> 00:49:33,074
<i>["This is Ours" by the Peter Sivo Band </i>
<i>playing]</i>

913
00:49:33,157 --> 00:49:36,744
<i>♪ So hold me and smile dear ♪</i>

914
00:49:37,245 --> 00:49:40,915
<i>♪ Press your lips to mine ♪</i>

915
00:49:41,165 --> 00:49:44,168
<i>♪ Forget the past ♪</i>

916
00:49:44,377 --> 00:49:48,756
<i>♪ For this is ours ♪</i>

917
00:49:58,391 --> 00:50:01,019
<i>That ring has Lilith's immortality</i>
<i>inside it?</i>

918
00:50:03,229 --> 00:50:04,105
<i>Yes.</i>

919
00:50:04,605 --> 00:50:05,857
<i>I suppose it does.</i>

920
00:50:07,275 --> 00:50:11,362
<i>Though, as far as I'm concerned,</i>
<i>the only thing special about it is...</i>

921
00:50:13,406 --> 00:50:15,116
<i>it reminds me of an old friend.</i>

922
00:50:17,744 --> 00:50:19,704
<i>So, what happened to Jack and Shirley?</i>

923
00:50:20,204 --> 00:50:21,998
<i>Did they live happily ever after?</i>

924
00:50:22,081 --> 00:50:25,084
<i>Well, they moved to Des Moines, so...</i>

925
00:50:25,293 --> 00:50:26,127
<i>probably not.</i>

926
00:50:26,210 --> 00:50:27,462
<i>[Lucifer chuckles]</i>

927
00:50:27,962 --> 00:50:31,841
<i>My mom says dealing with your problems</i>
<i>is the only way to get past them.</i>

928
00:50:33,092 --> 00:50:36,304
<i>I bet Jack and Shirley talked</i>
<i>the whole bus ride and fixed everything.</i>

929
00:50:37,972 --> 00:50:38,806
<i>Yes.</i>

930
00:50:39,223 --> 00:50:40,516
<i>Yes, perhaps they did.</i>

931
00:50:42,185 --> 00:50:43,019
<i>Right.</i>

932
00:50:43,478 --> 00:50:44,687
<i>Story time's over.</i>

933
00:50:54,113 --> 00:50:56,491
<i>Thanks, Lucifer. This was fun.</i>

934
00:50:57,033 --> 00:50:58,701
<i>[scoffs] Don't exaggerate.</i>

935
00:51:07,376 --> 00:51:08,753
<i>You got the story?</i>

936
00:51:16,969 --> 00:51:18,596
<i>I taught you well, kid.</i>

937
00:51:23,017 --> 00:51:25,895
<i>Once upon a time,</i>
<i>the Devil went to New York City.</i>

938
00:51:26,562 --> 00:51:28,689
<i>The year was 1946.</i>

939
00:52:12,150 --> 00:52:13,651
<i>Are you Lily Rose?</i>

940
00:52:17,446 --> 00:52:18,656
<i>Who wants to know?</i>

941
00:52:20,741 --> 00:52:21,576
<i>It's me.</i>

942
00:52:22,577 --> 00:52:23,411
<i>Mazikeen.</i>

943
00:52:26,539 --> 00:52:30,459
<i>Lucifer told you that I was here,</i>
<i>didn't he?</i>

944
00:52:32,044 --> 00:52:35,798
<i>You'd think the Devil would be better</i>
<i>at keeping his trap shut.</i>

945
00:52:35,882 --> 00:52:38,301
<i>No, I found you all on my own.</i>

946
00:52:38,384 --> 00:52:39,260
<i>Have you...</i>

947
00:52:40,178 --> 00:52:41,804
<i>been here all this time?</i>

948
00:52:42,388 --> 00:52:44,932
<i>I gave something a shot.</i>
<i>It didn't work out.</i>

949
00:52:46,017 --> 00:52:46,893
<i>That's it?</i>

950
00:52:47,435 --> 00:52:49,103
<i>That's all you have to say to me?</i>

951
00:52:50,354 --> 00:52:51,606
<i>What do you want from me?</i>

952
00:52:53,441 --> 00:52:55,193
<i>I wanted to come and see you.</i>

953
00:52:59,989 --> 00:53:02,283
<i>I wanted to know why you abandoned us.</i>

954
00:53:04,243 --> 00:53:05,661
<i>Why you abandoned me.</i>

955
00:53:07,413 --> 00:53:10,291
<i>I did it to make you strong,</i>
<i>and it worked.</i>

956
00:53:11,667 --> 00:53:13,127
<i>Just look at you.</i>

957
00:53:13,961 --> 00:53:17,590
<i>I can see you don't need anyone.</i>

958
00:53:24,222 --> 00:53:25,056
<i>Yeah.</i>

959
00:53:26,599 --> 00:53:27,433
<i>Look at me.</i>