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<i>[Lucifer] </i>So you're telling me that 
my dickhead twin

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<i>showed up on Earth, assumed my identity,</i>

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<i>and then wreaked all sorts of havoc</i>
<i>on my life?</i>

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<i>That about covers it, yes.</i>

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<i>Great. Great, and you came down here</i>
<i>to tell me this why?</i>

6
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<i>Just to torture me? [sighs]</i>

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<i>I suppose this is</i>
<i>the appropriate place for it.</i>

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<i>Yeah, is there somewhere else</i>
<i>that we can talk?</i>

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<i>I don't like having private conversations</i>
<i>in the hallways,</i>

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<i>and Kenneth doesn't mind, do you, Kenny?</i>

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<i>-It's not funny. It's not funny!</i>
<i>-No.</i>

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<i>No, it certainly isn't.</i>

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<i>My slopey-shouldered brother</i>
<i>is pulling a prank</i>

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<i>hardly worthy of </i>Saved by the Bell
<i>in order to humiliate me.</i>

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<i>This isn't about you, Lucy.</i>
<i>Michael's threatened Charlie's safety.</i>

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<i>Oh, please.</i>

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<i>Michael needles people's fears.</i>

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<i>It's what he does.</i>

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<i>But we also know</i>
<i>he's all bark and no bite.</i>

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<i>Don't you remember, growing up?</i>

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<i>He'd get under your skin</i>
<i>with one of his schemes,</i>

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<i>then you'd give him one of your</i>
<i>atomic wedgies, and that'd be that.</i>

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<i>I don't think a wedgie's gonna do it</i>
<i>this time.</i>

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<i>Things have... changed up in Heaven.</i>

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<i>Last time I was there,</i>

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<i>Michael had managed to seat himself</i>
<i>at Father's right hand.</i>

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<i>So, Dad's talking to him?</i>

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<i>No.</i>

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<i>No, he's talking to Father,</i>
<i>but he's the only one.</i>

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<i>Nobody else in the Silver City</i>
<i>has a line to Him.</i>

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<i>Nobody, and Michael has seen to it.</i>

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<i>Michael?</i>

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<i>Weaselly, cowardly Michael?</i>

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<i>[scoffs] Now suddenly the power </i>
<i>behind the throne?</i>

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<i>Without being able to speak to Father,</i>
<i>who knows?</i>

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<i>But he is stronger than you think, Lucy.</i>

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<i>Michael's become...</i>

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<i>untouchable in the Silver City.</i>

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<i>Well, he's not in the Silver City now,</i>
<i>is he?</i>

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<i>So excuse me while I go touch him.</i>

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<i>I can see how that's</i>
<i>a poor choice of words.</i>

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<i>Just...</i>

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<i>hold the fort while I'm gone.</i>

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<i>-Hold the...</i>
<i>-[door slams]</i>

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<i>What?</i>

46
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<i>[recording of clown laugh plays]</i>

47
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<i>[circus music plays] </i>

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<i>Should we...</i>

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<i>get back to work or...</i>

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<i>[sighs]</i>

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<i>Burnt coffee and body odor</i>
<i>never smelled so good.</i>

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<i>Hm.</i>

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<i>Hello, Detective.</i>

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<i>No. No.</i>

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<i>Get the hell out of here.</i>

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<i>-Detective, I can explain.</i>
<i>-No, I don't want to hear it.</i>

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<i>If you didn't understand</i>
<i>the first four times I shot you,</i>

58
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<i>I will gladly shoot you again, Michael.</i>

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<i>It's me. It's Lucifer.</i>

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<i>-Do you expect me to fall for that again?</i>
<i>-But...</i>

61
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<i>Look at the hair...</i>

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<i>or the perfectly arranged pocket square.</i>

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<i>Could Michael pull this off?</i>
<i>I don't think so. [chuckles]</i>

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<i>[Chloe] I...</i>

65
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<i>Cacuzza, come here. Come here.</i>

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<i>Oh, it's good to see you again.</i>

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<i>-Hi.</i>
<i>-Tell me.</i>

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<i>What is it you desire?</i>

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<i>I...</i>

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<i>I want to figure out how</i>
<i>to disable the cameras in Evidence</i>

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<i>so I can nap in there.</i>

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<i>Oh! Naughty you.</i>

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<i>Thank you.</i>

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<i>Now, I know my brother can't do that.</i>

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<i>It's really you.</i>

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<i>[exhales sharply]</i>

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<i>How?</i>

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<i>It's a funny story, actually.</i>

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<i>So, there I was in Hell, and--</i>

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<i>[sighs]</i>

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<i>Unfortunately, I can't stay for long.</i>

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<i>Day job and all that.</i>

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<i>It's okay...</i>

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<i>I understand.</i>

85
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<i>I just... I just needed </i>
<i>to make sure you're okay.</i>

86
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<i>But of course you saw</i>
<i>through Michael's charade,</i>

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<i>my clever Detective.</i>

88
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<i>Well, I... It did take a bit.</i>

89
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<i>He was very convincing.</i>

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<i>-And some of the things he said were--</i>
<i>-Well, good news on that front.</i>

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<i>Every word that comes out</i>
<i>of that admittedly dashing face is a lie.</i>

92
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<i>Oh, well, that's a relief,</i>
<i>because he said something so insane,</i>

93
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<i>I, well, obviously knew </i>
<i>it had to be a lie.</i>

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<i>[groans] Did he claim </i>
<i>he's friends with Elvis?</i>

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<i>'Cause the King's still alive and</i>
<i>I'm the only one who knows where.</i>

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<i>-So...</i>
<i>-[laughs] No, he told me...</i>

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<i>Get this, he told me that</i>
<i>I was a gift from God.</i>

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<i>[laughs] That's, uh...</i>

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<i>That's what he said.</i>

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<i>I mean, that's... [chuckles]</i>

101
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<i>That's crazy.</i>

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<i>That's...</i>

103
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<i>That's not true, right?</i>

104
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<i>[Lucifer exhales nervously]</i>

105
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<i>Lucifer, I am not...</i>

106
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<i>a gift from God made just for you, right?</i>

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<i>Yes.</i>

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<i>I-I know how it sounds, but...</i>

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<i>trust me, when my mom told me...</i>

110
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<i>Your mom told you?</i>

111
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<i>Your mom told...</i>

112
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<i>What? Over a year ago?</i>

113
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<i>You've kept this the whole time?</i>

114
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<i>Well, back then, you didn't even believe</i>
<i>in the celestial side of things.</i>

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<i>A-A-Anyway, Mom only told me</i>
<i>because she was trying to keep us apart.</i>

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<i>Why...</i>

117
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<i>Why? 'Cause if you knew I were a gift</i>
<i>from your dad, you'd what, throw me away?</i>

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<i>She thought if I knew the truth,</i>

119
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<i>it would mean the feelings</i>
<i>that I had for you weren't real,</i>

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<i>that I'd feel you were just some...</i>
<i>some tool to manipulate me.</i>

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<i>But I don't feel that way,</i>

122
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<i>because I realized, D-Detective,</i>

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<i>I realized</i>
<i>that whether you were made for me or not,</i>

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<i>it doesn't matter.</i>

125
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<i>Well, it matters to me.</i>

126
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<i>Hey, we've got a body. WB Studios.</i>

127
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<i>Oh...</i>

128
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<i>Unless I'm interrupting.</i>

129
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<i>No. You're not interrupting.</i>

130
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<i>Perfect timing.</i>

131
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<i>Such a gift. [scoffs]</i>

132
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<i>Wow. Huh.</i>

133
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<i>Hey, that-- That reminds me.</i>

134
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<i>I made something for you.</i>

135
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<i>It's just like mine.</i>

136
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<i>Huh?</i>

137
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<i>Why on Earth would I want that? Detective!</i>

138
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<i>Detective, wait.</i>

139
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<i>No, I don't have time for this.</i>
<i>I have work to do.</i>

140
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<i>But, Detective,</i>
<i>you're the only reason I'm here.</i>

141
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<i>Apparently you're the only reason</i>
I'm<i> here.</i>

142
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<i>So I'm going to do my job that I chose.</i>

143
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<i>And don't you have somewhere to be?</i>

144
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<i>Oh, Michael, you bastard.</i>

145
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<i>[police radio chatter]</i>

146
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<i>[Chloe] Hey, Ella.</i>

147
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<i>-Hey.</i>
<i>-[camera shutter clicks]</i>

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<i>What do we have?</i>

149
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<i>Meet Matt Owens,</i>

150
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<i>stabbed to death.</i>

151
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<i>We're still looking for the murder weapon.</i>

152
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<i>He was a TV writer.</i>

153
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<i>A showrunner, in fact,</i>

154
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<i>in charge of a series</i>
<i>that shoots here on the lot.</i>

155
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<i>I mean, dude's gotta figure,</i>

156
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<i>he's the boss, he's got all these plans,</i>
<i>and then bam!</i>

157
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<i>Somebody else has a plan for him, </i>
<i>you know?</i>

158
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<i>Hmm. Yeah.</i>

159
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<i>You okay?</i>

160
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<i>[groans] Lucifer and I had, um, sort of </i>
<i>a difficult conversation.</i>

161
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<i>I... I might have told him to go to Hell.</i>

162
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<i>Oh, yeah, relationship drama.</i>

163
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<i>Huh, believe me, I hear ya.</i>

164
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<i>I could tell you some stories,</i>
<i>like this one time in Mexico,</i>

165
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<i>but I totally will not</i>
<i>tell you some stories, 'cause...</i>

166
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<i>[Chloe] Mm-hmm.</i>

167
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<i>...trust me.</i>

168
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<i>If the worst thing you said to him was</i>
<i>"Go to Hell"...</i>

169
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<i>-[engine revs]</i>
<i>-...you're totally okay.</i>

170
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<i>Well, you'd think that, but--</i>

171
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<i>Detective!</i>

172
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<i>-Lucifer.</i>
<i>-Detective.</i>

173
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<i>Thank you.</i>

174
00:08:03,212 --> 00:08:04,087
<i>[Chloe] Hey!</i>

175
00:08:04,171 --> 00:08:05,380
<i>-You're still here.</i>
<i>-Yes.</i>

176
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<i>And I'm not going anywhere</i>
<i>until I know you're okay.</i>

177
00:08:08,258 --> 00:08:09,551
<i>Oh. Well--</i>

178
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<i>Well, I mean, I'm-- </i>
<i>I'm happy to hear that, but I'm sorry. </i>

179
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<i>I mean...</i>

180
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<i>If God made me for you, He probably</i>
<i>would want me to feel that way.</i>

181
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<i>-[sighs]</i>
<i>-So I just...</i>

182
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<i>I need a little time to absorb </i>
<i>all of it.</i>

183
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<i>Right. Well, in the meantime,</i>
<i>why don't we absorb whilst we work?</i>

184
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<i>I may as well help solve this murder</i>
<i>for you whilst I'm up here fixing things.</i>

185
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<i>Uh, I don't think this is an easy fix.</i>
<i>This isn't one of those cases</i>

186
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<i>where you just waltz in</i>
<i>and figure it out as you go.</i>

187
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<i>Oh. Hello.</i>

188
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<i>I know that man.</i>

189
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<i>Really?</i>

190
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<i>Yes, that's Matt Owens.</i>

191
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<i>I did him a favor a couple years ago</i>

192
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<i>to help get his career started</i>
<i>as a TV writer.</i>

193
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<i>Huh. That does sound like our victim.</i>

194
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<i>-Huh. You really know him?</i>
<i>-Oh, yes.</i>

195
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<i>Yes. I mean, even after the favor,</i>
<i>he'd come over and we'd talk for hours.</i>

196
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<i>It's funny, I've been wondering</i>
<i>what he was up to recently.</i>

197
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<i>You know, before I went...</i>

198
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<i>-Right.</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

199
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<i>I may know the answer to that.</i>

200
00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:07,484
<i>[Lucifer] Huh.</i>

201
00:09:07,859 --> 00:09:12,364
<i>Actually, now I think of it,</i>
<i>we did mostly talk about me.</i>

202
00:09:13,407 --> 00:09:14,241
<i>Hm.</i>

203
00:09:15,742 --> 00:09:16,660
<i>Huh.</i>

204
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<i>-[groans]</i>
<i>-I have to hand it to you, Diablo,</i>

205
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<i>your unorthodox method solved the case</i>
<i>that stumped the rest of us.</i>

206
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<i>You managed to bring in the kidnapper</i>
<i>and rescue his victim</i>

207
00:09:36,471 --> 00:09:38,890
<i>in time to administer</i>
<i>her life-saving insulin.</i>

208
00:09:39,182 --> 00:09:41,059
<i>It's damn fine police work.</i>

209
00:09:41,351 --> 00:09:44,855
<i>It was a devil of a case, but</i>
<i>this scum didn't stand a chance in Hell.</i>

210
00:09:45,772 --> 00:09:46,815
<i>Book him.</i>

211
00:09:47,816 --> 00:09:48,900
<i>Diablo,</i>

212
00:09:48,984 --> 00:09:49,860
<i>I don't get it.</i>

213
00:09:50,068 --> 00:09:52,946
<i>How did you manage to get a lead</i>
<i>from a single strand of dental floss?</i>

214
00:09:53,030 --> 00:09:56,742
<i>[laughs] Like I keep telling you,</i>
<i>Detective Doofus...</i>

215
00:09:56,825 --> 00:09:58,327
<i>[officers laugh]</i>

216
00:09:58,702 --> 00:10:00,954
<i>...I've got connections in the underworld.</i>

217
00:10:04,458 --> 00:10:06,543
<i>-This is the show that you helped Matt--</i>
<i>-Shh!</i>

218
00:10:07,294 --> 00:10:09,379
<i>This is the show that you helped Matt</i>
<i>get on the air?</i>

219
00:10:09,463 --> 00:10:10,297
<i>No, no, no.</i>

220
00:10:10,380 --> 00:10:12,341
<i>All I did was introduce him</i>
<i>to a network exec.</i>

221
00:10:12,424 --> 00:10:15,010
<i>I had no idea why he was asking me</i>
<i>so many questions.</i>

222
00:10:15,927 --> 00:10:18,680
<i>But I have to say, it's shocking.</i>

223
00:10:18,972 --> 00:10:22,726
<i>I mean, the way in which he's brought</i>
<i>my descriptions to life, the accuracy,</i>

224
00:10:22,809 --> 00:10:24,269
<i>is truly eerie.</i>

225
00:10:25,020 --> 00:10:27,939
<i>I can see why he had</i>
<i>such a meteoric rise in the biz.</i>

226
00:10:28,023 --> 00:10:30,025
<i>Obviously the man was a tremendous talent.</i>
<i>Thank you.</i>

227
00:10:30,108 --> 00:10:31,318
<i>-[Chloe sighs]</i>
<i>-Thank you.</i>

228
00:10:31,401 --> 00:10:32,527
<i>Oh, no, thanks.</i>

229
00:10:32,986 --> 00:10:33,904
<i>Huh?</i>

230
00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:36,448
<i>City Council...</i>

231
00:10:37,449 --> 00:10:38,784
<i>has asked me to present you...</i>

232
00:10:39,868 --> 00:10:40,744
<i>with this.</i>

233
00:10:42,621 --> 00:10:43,914
<i>[officers cheering]</i>

234
00:10:47,834 --> 00:10:49,836
<i>Thank you, everyone.</i>

235
00:10:50,545 --> 00:10:52,631
<i>But really, I should share this</i>
<i>with my partner.</i>

236
00:10:52,714 --> 00:10:53,590
<i>Where is she?</i>

237
00:10:53,674 --> 00:10:54,841
<i>Detective Dancer?</i>

238
00:10:59,012 --> 00:11:00,305
<i>Sorry, Diablo.</i>

239
00:11:00,389 --> 00:11:02,474
<i>I was just pumping a suspect for leads.</i>

240
00:11:03,809 --> 00:11:04,768
<i>Oh!</i>

241
00:11:04,851 --> 00:11:06,436
<i>Is that a commendation for you?</i>

242
00:11:06,978 --> 00:11:08,063
<i>For </i>us.

243
00:11:08,939 --> 00:11:10,524
<i>If anyone deserves this,</i>

244
00:11:10,607 --> 00:11:13,819
<i>it's a woman who's gone from</i>
<i>the stripper pole to the detective pool</i>

245
00:11:13,902 --> 00:11:15,070
<i>in just three years.</i>

246
00:11:15,570 --> 00:11:16,488
<i>Oh, dear.</i>

247
00:11:16,571 --> 00:11:18,907
<i>I think you could have given it</i>
<i>a once-over.</i>

248
00:11:18,990 --> 00:11:20,325
<i>It's a bit tarnished.</i>

249
00:11:20,784 --> 00:11:21,785
<i>[both gasp]</i>

250
00:11:22,411 --> 00:11:24,079
<i>Don't worry, Diablo.</i>

251
00:11:24,162 --> 00:11:26,915
<i>You know I'll polish your bugle any time.</i>

252
00:11:29,918 --> 00:11:31,753
<i>[man] And... cut!</i>

253
00:11:33,588 --> 00:11:35,048
{\an8}<i>Great. Circle back.</i>

254
00:11:35,590 --> 00:11:36,466
{\an8}<i>That's...</i>

255
00:11:37,259 --> 00:11:39,136
{\an8}<i>Is that how you described me to him?</i>

256
00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:42,013
{\an8}<i>Well, Matt didn't know everything.</i>

257
00:11:42,514 --> 00:11:45,434
{\an8}<i>Obviously, he took some creative license.</i>

258
00:11:47,436 --> 00:11:48,687
{\an8}<i>Are they going again?</i>

259
00:11:51,815 --> 00:11:52,983
<i>[stage bell rings]</i>

260
00:11:54,109 --> 00:11:56,445
{\an8}<i>So it seems a little odd</i>
<i>that you all are shooting today,</i>

261
00:11:56,528 --> 00:11:58,572
{\an8}<i>since your showrunner was killed</i>
<i>this morning.</i>

262
00:11:59,156 --> 00:12:02,117
{\an8}<i>Matt would've wanted us to keep going.</i>
<i>We're the biggest hit of the fall,</i>

263
00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:03,452
{\an8}<i>and he was really proud of that.</i>

264
00:12:04,202 --> 00:12:05,620
<i>People can't get enough Diablo.</i>

265
00:12:05,704 --> 00:12:07,289
<i>[chuckles] Hear, hear.</i>

266
00:12:07,372 --> 00:12:10,083
{\an8}<i>Well, I think it's gross</i>
<i>that we're still working.</i>

267
00:12:10,459 --> 00:12:13,879
{\an8}<i>I mean, in all honesty,</i>
<i>I know it's bad to speak ill of the dead,</i>

268
00:12:13,962 --> 00:12:15,922
{\an8}<i>but I'm not surprised</i>
<i>someone stabbed Matt, either.</i>

269
00:12:16,965 --> 00:12:17,883
{\an8}<i>Um, why not?</i>

270
00:12:17,966 --> 00:12:19,593
{\an8}<i>The man was a control freak.</i>

271
00:12:19,676 --> 00:12:22,971
{\an8}<i>I mean, I know all showrunners</i>
<i>have to have an ego, but...</i>

272
00:12:23,555 --> 00:12:25,766
{\an8}<i>Matt was a megalomaniac.</i>

273
00:12:25,849 --> 00:12:27,893
<i>Come on. The man was an artist.</i>

274
00:12:27,976 --> 00:12:30,520
<i>-Sorry, is that a vape pen?</i>
<i>-Hot cinnamon.</i>

275
00:12:31,229 --> 00:12:32,314
<i>Keeps the weight off.</i>

276
00:12:32,397 --> 00:12:34,274
<i>[groans] You were doing so well.</i>

277
00:12:34,357 --> 00:12:36,276
<i>So, the megalomaniac showrunner,</i>

278
00:12:36,359 --> 00:12:37,444
<i>did he choose your wardrobe?</i>

279
00:12:37,527 --> 00:12:38,862
{\an8}<i>All his idea.</i>

280
00:12:38,945 --> 00:12:40,864
{\an8}<i>I wear what he gives me,</i>
<i>go where he tells me.</i>

281
00:12:41,490 --> 00:12:43,033
{\an8}<i>Oh. Okay.</i>

282
00:12:43,325 --> 00:12:44,826
{\an8}<i>I mean, does that bother you at all,</i>

283
00:12:44,910 --> 00:12:48,705
{\an8}<i>that you have no say</i>
<i>in what your character does or says?</i>

284
00:12:48,789 --> 00:12:49,623
{\an8}<i>Are you kidding?</i>

285
00:12:49,706 --> 00:12:52,709
{\an8}<i>I'm a lead in a hit show, and you know,</i>

286
00:12:52,793 --> 00:12:55,837
{\an8}<i>there are strippers out there</i>
<i>considering becoming detectives now.</i>

287
00:12:57,547 --> 00:12:58,632
<i>I'm kind of a role model.</i>

288
00:12:58,715 --> 00:12:59,758
<i>Oh, lovely.</i>

289
00:12:59,841 --> 00:13:01,134
<i>Matt gave me that.</i>

290
00:13:02,511 --> 00:13:03,345
<i>Interesting.</i>

291
00:13:03,929 --> 00:13:06,848
{\an8}<i>So, anyhow, did either of you</i>
<i>have a problem with Matt?</i>

292
00:13:06,932 --> 00:13:08,475
{\an8}<i>Us? No way.</i>

293
00:13:08,558 --> 00:13:10,644
{\an8}<i>[inhales sharply] </i>
<i>But let me tell you something.</i>

294
00:13:11,144 --> 00:13:13,647
{\an8}<i>I've been doing this job</i>
<i>for seven episodes now,</i>

295
00:13:13,730 --> 00:13:17,317
{\an8}<i>and if there's one thing I've learned,</i>
<i>it's why people kill.</i>

296
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:18,318
<i>Oh?</i>

297
00:13:18,735 --> 00:13:21,696
<i>It's 'cause they yearn for something.</i>
<i>You want to find the killer,</i>

298
00:13:22,405 --> 00:13:23,532
{\an8}<i>figure out their yearning.</i>

299
00:13:23,615 --> 00:13:25,742
{\an8}<i>Right. Isn't there a better word for that?</i>

300
00:13:25,826 --> 00:13:26,660
<i>No.</i>

301
00:13:26,827 --> 00:13:27,869
<i>So, okay.</i>

302
00:13:28,578 --> 00:13:30,539
<i>Who do you think yearned to kill Matt?</i>

303
00:13:30,914 --> 00:13:33,124
{\an8}<i>Keri Belwood, his number two.</i>

304
00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:34,376
{\an8}<i>You should talk to her.</i>

305
00:13:34,876 --> 00:13:37,045
{\an8}<i>Everyone knows she did all the work</i>
<i>on the scripts</i>

306
00:13:37,128 --> 00:13:38,171
{\an8}<i>and he took all the credit.</i>

307
00:13:38,588 --> 00:13:40,882
<i>So Keri killed Matt</i>
<i>to finally be in charge?</i>

308
00:13:40,966 --> 00:13:41,842
{\an8}<i>Yes.</i>

309
00:13:42,384 --> 00:13:45,470
{\an8}<i>Her yearning was for his job.</i>

310
00:13:46,763 --> 00:13:48,515
{\an8}<i>Well, uh, of course, possibly.</i>

311
00:13:48,598 --> 00:13:50,767
{\an8}<i>There could be other motives to kill him.</i>

312
00:13:51,059 --> 00:13:54,062
<i>Oh-oh! Sounds like we have </i>
<i>a Dancer answer.</i>

313
00:13:54,479 --> 00:13:55,397
<i>-What?</i>
<i>-See,</i>

314
00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:59,734
{\an8}<i>Diablo comes up with the wild theories</i>
<i>and crazy hijinks,</i>

315
00:13:59,818 --> 00:14:01,111
<i>and Dancer's the fun police.</i>

316
00:14:01,570 --> 00:14:03,488
<i>"That's not procedure, Diablo."</i>

317
00:14:04,781 --> 00:14:07,075
{\an8}<i>-[laughs]</i>
<i>-Mm. I get it.</i>

318
00:14:08,368 --> 00:14:10,787
{\an8}<i>Okay. Well, thank you for your time.</i>

319
00:14:11,872 --> 00:14:13,081
{\an8}<i>Yes. Thank you.</i>

320
00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:17,127
<i>Do they seem familiar to you?</i>

321
00:14:18,628 --> 00:14:19,838
{\an8}<i>[Dancer sighs]</i>

322
00:14:20,255 --> 00:14:21,923
<i>So you left Amenadiel in Hell?</i>

323
00:14:22,007 --> 00:14:23,049
<i>[Lucifer] Really, Doctor?</i>

324
00:14:23,425 --> 00:14:26,261
<i>An evil twin, the detective finding out</i>
<i>she's a gift from God,</i>

325
00:14:26,344 --> 00:14:27,762
<i>and that's the part you're stuck on?</i>

326
00:14:28,179 --> 00:14:29,139
<i>Amenadiel.</i>

327
00:14:30,056 --> 00:14:32,350
<i>The father of my child.</i>

328
00:14:33,643 --> 00:14:34,603
<i>Oh, yes.</i>

329
00:14:34,686 --> 00:14:37,856
<i>Heh. Well, not to worry, Doctor. </i>
<i>I'll, uh...</i>

330
00:14:37,939 --> 00:14:40,191
<i>I'll put what Michael did right</i>
<i>and get Amenadiel back</i>

331
00:14:40,275 --> 00:14:42,527
<i>before Charlie even notices</i>
<i>he's gone, okay?</i>

332
00:14:42,611 --> 00:14:43,987
<i>But what about Michael?</i>

333
00:14:44,821 --> 00:14:46,281
<i>Do you even know where he is?</i>

334
00:14:46,615 --> 00:14:48,533
<i>Well, if past is prologue,</i>

335
00:14:48,617 --> 00:14:52,287
<i>he's probably hidden himself off somewhere</i>
<i>to laugh about the mess he's made...</i>

336
00:14:52,954 --> 00:14:55,206
<i>which is actually why I'm here.</i>

337
00:14:56,041 --> 00:14:58,376
<i>Michael didn't coax any awful,</i>

338
00:14:58,460 --> 00:15:00,712
<i>soul-poisoning fears out of you, did he?</i>

339
00:15:01,755 --> 00:15:02,714
<i>Me? No.</i>

340
00:15:02,797 --> 00:15:03,632
<i>No.</i>

341
00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:05,759
<i>No, not... Not out of me.</i>

342
00:15:06,092 --> 00:15:07,218
<i>-No.</i>
<i>-Good.</i>

343
00:15:07,969 --> 00:15:09,387
<i>Good, well...</i>

344
00:15:09,471 --> 00:15:11,139
<i>that's a relief, 'cause I worry that this</i>

345
00:15:11,222 --> 00:15:13,516
<i>"not having any free will</i>
<i>and being a puppet of fate" thing</i>

346
00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:15,518
<i>may have</i>
<i>knocked the detective off her stride.</i>

347
00:15:15,602 --> 00:15:16,436
<i>May have?</i>

348
00:15:17,270 --> 00:15:19,981
<i>Lucifer, when you come back unexpectedly</i>

349
00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:24,444
<i>and casually drop celestial bombs</i>
<i>on the people in your life,</i>

350
00:15:25,153 --> 00:15:27,697
<i>you have to expect some shock...</i>

351
00:15:28,573 --> 00:15:30,367
<i>some anger, some frustration.</i>

352
00:15:31,242 --> 00:15:34,996
<i>In my defense, this particular bomb</i>
<i>was planted by my father</i>

353
00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:36,581
<i>and set off by my brother, so--</i>

354
00:15:36,665 --> 00:15:40,085
<i>Okay, well, instead of deflecting</i>
<i>responsibility, try empathizing.</i>

355
00:15:40,752 --> 00:15:44,381
<i>Try really listening</i>
<i>to what your friends are saying.</i>

356
00:15:45,423 --> 00:15:49,135
<i>What, so if I give people the opportunity,</i>
<i>they'll tell me what to do?</i>

357
00:15:49,636 --> 00:15:51,012
<i>Exactly, like,</i>

358
00:15:51,096 --> 00:15:53,431
<i>-bring back my baby's daddy from Hell.</i>
<i>-Yes, yes. Thank you.</i>

359
00:15:53,515 --> 00:15:54,474
<i>I've got to go.</i>

360
00:15:54,849 --> 00:15:55,684
<i>To Hell?</i>

361
00:15:57,227 --> 00:16:00,188
<i>No, to find out what other chaos</i>
<i>Michael may have caused up here.</i>

362
00:16:00,271 --> 00:16:03,191
<i>I mean, who knows how many people</i>
<i>I'll have to listen to?</i>

363
00:16:03,358 --> 00:16:04,234
<i>[scoffs]</i>

364
00:16:10,407 --> 00:16:11,282
<i>Thank you.</i>

365
00:16:11,950 --> 00:16:14,369
<i>Keri Belwood? Detective Decker, LAPD.</i>

366
00:16:14,452 --> 00:16:16,121
<i>I figured I'd be your first stop.</i>

367
00:16:17,163 --> 00:16:18,581
<i>Why is that? In my experience,</i>

368
00:16:18,665 --> 00:16:21,418
<i>the innocent don't normally expect</i>
<i>to be questioned by the police.</i>

369
00:16:21,876 --> 00:16:24,546
<i>I've written 100 episodes</i>
<i>of TV murder mysteries</i>

370
00:16:24,629 --> 00:16:26,631
<i>and I got the carpal tunnel to prove it.</i>

371
00:16:26,881 --> 00:16:28,508
<i>Motive, opportunity...</i>

372
00:16:29,467 --> 00:16:30,301
<i>It adds up.</i>

373
00:16:31,302 --> 00:16:33,972
<i>Well, you know the math on this.</i>
<i>I can see why Matt put you in charge.</i>

374
00:16:34,848 --> 00:16:37,517
<i>Yeah, I was the one who was always here</i>
<i>doing most of the work,</i>

375
00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,602
<i>but I was definitely not in charge.</i>

376
00:16:40,020 --> 00:16:41,688
<i>Matt was the worst kind of boss:</i>

377
00:16:41,771 --> 00:16:43,898
<i>lazy and a control freak.</i>

378
00:16:44,482 --> 00:16:46,151
<i>I can see why he'd be hard to deal with.</i>

379
00:16:46,234 --> 00:16:47,235
<i>No, not really.</i>

380
00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:50,655
<i>He never even came into the writers' room.</i>
<i>I'd usually send him a script overnight,</i>

381
00:16:50,739 --> 00:16:53,033
<i>and by the morning,</i>
<i>it'd be completely changed.</i>

382
00:16:53,116 --> 00:16:56,786
<i>So you and the writers would work in here</i>
<i>well into the night,</i>

383
00:16:56,870 --> 00:16:58,872
<i>and then Matt would come</i>
<i>and undo all the work?</i>

384
00:16:58,955 --> 00:17:00,832
<i>Do you know how dispiriting it is</i>

385
00:17:00,915 --> 00:17:03,043
<i>to spend days figuring out</i>
<i>a clever clue path</i>

386
00:17:03,126 --> 00:17:05,837
<i>just for your boss to replace it</i>
<i>with a lap dance?</i>

387
00:17:06,421 --> 00:17:08,840
<i>Hmm. Yeah, I can see why</i>

388
00:17:08,923 --> 00:17:11,259
<i>you doing all that work</i>
<i>and feeling like you have no control</i>

389
00:17:11,342 --> 00:17:13,219
<i>could possibly make you angry.</i>

390
00:17:14,554 --> 00:17:17,307
<i>My assistant can vouch that</i>
<i>I was here writing all morning.</i>

391
00:17:17,390 --> 00:17:20,143
<i>So if you're suggesting</i>
<i>that I killed Matt to take his job,</i>

392
00:17:20,226 --> 00:17:21,644
<i>then you need a new theory.</i>

393
00:17:22,270 --> 00:17:25,815
<i>Besides, showrunners have all the power,</i>
<i>but you know what else they get?</i>

394
00:17:26,191 --> 00:17:27,067
<i>The blame.</i>

395
00:17:27,859 --> 00:17:29,778
<i>But I thought the show was doing well.</i>

396
00:17:29,861 --> 00:17:31,279
<i>Well, that's almost worse.</i>

397
00:17:31,863 --> 00:17:33,406
<i>You got a network show that's a hit,</i>

398
00:17:33,490 --> 00:17:36,034
<i>suddenly everybody at the studio</i>
<i>takes an interest.</i>

399
00:17:36,326 --> 00:17:39,037
<i>Everybody wants a piece of it,</i>
<i>and the second the ratings dip,</i>

400
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:40,872
<i>everyone wants someone to blame.</i>

401
00:17:41,456 --> 00:17:42,290
<i>No, thanks.</i>

402
00:17:42,373 --> 00:17:44,584
<i>I already got two ex-husbands</i>
<i>and three kids.</i>

403
00:17:44,667 --> 00:17:46,795
<i>I don't need a drug problem</i>
<i>on top of that.</i>

404
00:17:47,837 --> 00:17:49,005
<i>Matt had a drug problem?</i>

405
00:17:50,048 --> 00:17:51,216
<i>All I know is,</i>

406
00:17:51,841 --> 00:17:53,510
<i>one night Matt's email was down,</i>

407
00:17:53,593 --> 00:17:55,887
<i>so I had to hand-deliver</i>
<i>a script at midnight.</i>

408
00:17:56,346 --> 00:18:00,308
<i>He has me bring it to a seedy motel</i>
<i>full of tweakers and burnouts.</i>

409
00:18:01,101 --> 00:18:02,936
<i>Insane writer under intense pressure</i>

410
00:18:03,019 --> 00:18:05,146
<i>holed up in a crime-infested drug den?</i>

411
00:18:06,648 --> 00:18:08,817
<i>Even Diablo could follow that clue path.</i>

412
00:18:10,401 --> 00:18:11,236
<i>I see.</i>

413
00:18:11,319 --> 00:18:14,572
<i>Well, I'll need you to give</i>
<i>an official statement at the precinct,</i>

414
00:18:14,656 --> 00:18:16,699
<i>and then also, if you have</i>
<i>the address of that motel.</i>

415
00:18:17,117 --> 00:18:18,159
<i>Sure.</i>

416
00:18:26,876 --> 00:18:27,961
<i>Oh, Michael.</i>

417
00:18:29,045 --> 00:18:32,924
<i>Of all the things you've done to hurt me,</i>
<i>this might cut the deepest.</i>

418
00:18:33,007 --> 00:18:34,217
<i>[blades scraping]</i>

419
00:18:36,386 --> 00:18:37,846
<i>Maze.</i>

420
00:18:38,263 --> 00:18:41,766
<i>Oh! I missed you while I was gone. </i>
<i>[laughs]</i>

421
00:18:42,350 --> 00:18:44,310
<i>You know, there was</i>
<i>a few tough nuts down there,</i>

422
00:18:44,394 --> 00:18:46,771
<i>and there were times</i>
<i>I could've really used your blades!</i>

423
00:18:47,897 --> 00:18:49,065
<i>[roars]</i>

424
00:18:50,733 --> 00:18:52,026
<i>[grunting]</i>

425
00:18:52,110 --> 00:18:53,611
<i>Mazikeen, please, let me explain.</i>

426
00:18:53,695 --> 00:18:55,029
<i>-Mazikeen!</i>
<i>-[yells]</i>

427
00:18:59,325 --> 00:19:00,160
<i>Hey!</i>

428
00:19:07,834 --> 00:19:09,544
<i>-[roars]</i>
<i>-Listen to me, Mazikeen!</i>

429
00:19:09,627 --> 00:19:11,379
<i>I'm not Michael. It's me.</i>

430
00:19:11,713 --> 00:19:12,547
<i>Lucifer.</i>

431
00:19:12,630 --> 00:19:13,715
<i>[panting]</i>

432
00:19:14,507 --> 00:19:15,383
<i>Oh!</i>

433
00:19:17,051 --> 00:19:18,052
<i>[grunts]</i>

434
00:19:19,012 --> 00:19:20,638
<i>Wait. Wait, wait.</i>

435
00:19:20,722 --> 00:19:22,682
<i>Would you rather that I was Michael?</i>

436
00:19:22,765 --> 00:19:23,600
<i>Either.</i>

437
00:19:23,933 --> 00:19:25,935
<i>He left me in the closet, but you...</i>

438
00:19:26,853 --> 00:19:28,605
<i>You went to Hell without me.</i>

439
00:19:29,522 --> 00:19:30,940
<i>You left me!</i>

440
00:19:31,024 --> 00:19:33,359
<i>No, I didn't, Mazikeen.</i>

441
00:19:33,443 --> 00:19:36,654
<i>You're not my servant anymore.</i>
<i>By all means, you're welcome to join me.</i>

442
00:19:36,738 --> 00:19:38,823
<i>I don't have wings, you idiot!</i>

443
00:19:38,907 --> 00:19:40,200
<i>Well, Amenadiel does.</i>

444
00:19:40,283 --> 00:19:42,744
<i>Why didn't you just ask him </i>
<i>to fly you down there?</i>

445
00:19:43,203 --> 00:19:44,037
<i>[scoffs]</i>

446
00:19:50,752 --> 00:19:53,630
<i>[grunts] Look, I'm really trying </i>
<i>to listen,</i>

447
00:19:53,713 --> 00:19:56,841
<i>so if you're telling me</i>
<i>that you'd like to stab me, then...</i>

448
00:19:57,967 --> 00:20:00,220
<i>Just avoid the old parsnip,</i>
<i>for old time's sake.</i>

449
00:20:02,847 --> 00:20:05,433
<i>Well, you know, my twin is</i>
<i>still likely skulking around.</i>

450
00:20:05,516 --> 00:20:07,518
<i>It'd be a big help</i>
<i>if you'd like to stab him.</i>

451
00:20:09,896 --> 00:20:11,356
<i>Stab him yourself.</i>

452
00:20:11,856 --> 00:20:12,941
<i>[elevator dings]</i>

453
00:20:15,151 --> 00:20:16,152
<i>Unbelievable.</i>

454
00:20:21,908 --> 00:20:23,368
<i>Ah! Detective.</i>

455
00:20:23,534 --> 00:20:25,954
<i>Sorry I'm late. Forgot about the traffic.</i>

456
00:20:26,037 --> 00:20:27,205
<i>So, where are we going?</i>

457
00:20:27,288 --> 00:20:28,414
<i>Uh, Room 18.</i>

458
00:20:28,498 --> 00:20:30,291
<i>Oh, right. Good news.</i>

459
00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:33,795
<i>Linda's fine, and Maze is, well, Maze.</i>

460
00:20:34,254 --> 00:20:36,923
<i>And I figured out</i>
<i>how to fix things between us.</i>

461
00:20:37,757 --> 00:20:40,969
<i>-Oh, how's that?</i>
<i>-Well, you're going to tell me what to do.</i>

462
00:20:41,719 --> 00:20:44,555
<i>Ah, well, I'm sure that makes sense</i>
<i>to someone.</i>

463
00:20:44,639 --> 00:20:45,473
<i>Yes.</i>

464
00:20:45,556 --> 00:20:48,101
<i>Anyhow, so Matt had no family,</i>
<i>lived alone...</i>

465
00:20:48,184 --> 00:20:50,353
<i>If he had a drug problem,</i>
<i>why not stay home?</i>

466
00:20:50,812 --> 00:20:53,147
<i>Illicit venue for illicit acts, I suppose.</i>

467
00:20:54,148 --> 00:20:57,068
<i>Be prepared for a good old-fashioned</i>
<i>Hollywood den of sin.</i>

468
00:20:59,862 --> 00:21:00,738
<i>[Chloe] Hmm.</i>

469
00:21:01,656 --> 00:21:02,490
<i>Huh.</i>

470
00:21:02,657 --> 00:21:04,742
<i>Well, this place looks pretty tidy.</i>

471
00:21:04,826 --> 00:21:06,577
<i>Doesn't look like a drug den to me.</i>

472
00:21:06,661 --> 00:21:10,331
<i>I knew TV writing isn't all</i>
<i>hookers and blow like the '80s,</i>

473
00:21:11,082 --> 00:21:13,084
<i>but I had no idea how sad it had got.</i>

474
00:21:13,167 --> 00:21:15,169
<i>Over here? Number 18?</i>

475
00:21:15,670 --> 00:21:17,171
<i>Hold on, someone's in there.</i>

476
00:21:18,339 --> 00:21:20,425
<i>-Freeze! LAPD!</i>
<i>-Freeze! LAPD!</i>

477
00:21:20,508 --> 00:21:21,926
<i>-Drop the gun!</i>
<i>-Drop the gun!</i>

478
00:21:22,385 --> 00:21:25,847
<i>Wait. I'm a real cop with a real gun.</i>

479
00:21:25,930 --> 00:21:27,015
<i>That's a prop.</i>

480
00:21:27,515 --> 00:21:28,391
<i>Put it down.</i>

481
00:21:28,474 --> 00:21:30,435
<i>Sorry. Force of habit. [chuckles]</i>

482
00:21:30,518 --> 00:21:34,272
<i>Well, that little showdown will be fueling</i>
<i>my fantasies for the next few millennia.</i>

483
00:21:34,355 --> 00:21:36,774
<i>-[Diablo chuckles]</i>
<i>-What are you two doing here?</i>

484
00:21:36,858 --> 00:21:38,609
<i>Trying to solve the case, of course.</i>

485
00:21:38,818 --> 00:21:40,278
<i>We can do it on TV.</i>

486
00:21:40,361 --> 00:21:41,738
<i>Why not in real life?</i>

487
00:21:41,821 --> 00:21:45,033
<i>-Mm.</i>
<i>-How did you find out about this place?</i>

488
00:21:45,116 --> 00:21:46,242
<i>I found this...</i>

489
00:21:47,952 --> 00:21:49,120
<i>where Matt was killed.</i>

490
00:21:49,996 --> 00:21:51,205
<i>Fell out of his pocket.</i>

491
00:21:51,873 --> 00:21:55,043
<i>Just a little thing</i>
<i>I like to call "evidence."</i>

492
00:21:55,335 --> 00:21:57,211
<i>You stole evidence from the crime scene?</i>

493
00:21:57,295 --> 00:22:00,089
<i>To be fair, Detective,</i>
<i>that is absolutely on-brand.</i>

494
00:22:00,631 --> 00:22:02,216
<i>Well, this is really bringing it back.</i>

495
00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:05,553
<i>I'd almost forgotten how much fun</i>
<i>solving murders is. [chuckles]</i>

496
00:22:05,636 --> 00:22:07,388
<i>Uh, excuse me. [clears throat]</i>

497
00:22:08,639 --> 00:22:09,557
<i>Um...</i>

498
00:22:11,142 --> 00:22:12,685
<i>What are you doing with this idiot?</i>

499
00:22:14,270 --> 00:22:16,397
<i>[Dancer] Well, he was going to come</i>
<i>with or without me,</i>

500
00:22:16,481 --> 00:22:19,192
<i>and at least if I'm here,</i>
<i>I can keep him safe.</i>

501
00:22:19,776 --> 00:22:21,903
<i>I didn't realize you two were this close.</i>

502
00:22:22,236 --> 00:22:23,112
<i>Oh, yeah.</i>

503
00:22:24,030 --> 00:22:27,700
<i>And if something does happen to him,</i>
<i>our show dies for real,</i>

504
00:22:28,159 --> 00:22:30,745
<i>and I cannot go through</i>
<i>another pilot season.</i>

505
00:22:32,497 --> 00:22:34,999
<i>I've just realized why this place</i>
<i>feels so familiar.</i>

506
00:22:35,083 --> 00:22:37,710
<i>This is where Matt was living</i>
<i>when I first met him.</i>

507
00:22:37,794 --> 00:22:41,547
<i>Matt mentioned he had a place he liked to</i>
<i>hide from the world when he was writing,</i>

508
00:22:41,631 --> 00:22:43,591
<i>where none of the execs could find him.</i>

509
00:22:43,925 --> 00:22:47,929
<i>Oh, so he didn't hole up here</i>
<i>to go on a drug binge.</i>

510
00:22:48,012 --> 00:22:51,015
<i>He came here to reconnect with a time</i>
<i>in his life where he felt control</i>

511
00:22:51,432 --> 00:22:52,266
<i>over his fate.</i>

512
00:22:52,350 --> 00:22:54,560
<i>Returning to the place where it all began.</i>

513
00:22:54,644 --> 00:22:55,895
<i>Yearning to find buzz--</i>

514
00:22:55,978 --> 00:22:56,979
<i>Okay, thank you.</i>

515
00:22:57,063 --> 00:22:58,481
<i>Okay, you two, out, all right?</i>

516
00:22:58,564 --> 00:23:00,233
<i>I have to bag the whole place</i>
<i>for evidence,</i>

517
00:23:00,316 --> 00:23:01,818
<i>and you both are not cops.</i>

518
00:23:01,901 --> 00:23:03,653
<i>-So play time's over. Out!</i>
<i>-D--Don't...</i>

519
00:23:03,736 --> 00:23:06,406
<i>Don't take offense. She used to say</i>
<i>the exact same thing to me.</i>

520
00:23:06,489 --> 00:23:07,407
<i>[chuckles]</i>

521
00:23:10,368 --> 00:23:11,244
<i>And you, too.</i>

522
00:23:11,869 --> 00:23:12,745
<i>Out.</i>

523
00:23:13,079 --> 00:23:15,706
<i>Right, well, if that's what</i>
<i>you're telling me, Detective--</i>

524
00:23:15,790 --> 00:23:17,291
<i>I am, yes. I'm feeling a little...</i>

525
00:23:18,376 --> 00:23:20,378
<i>uh, overwhelmed by, </i>

526
00:23:20,461 --> 00:23:23,339
<i>um, well, </i>you <i>right now.</i>

527
00:23:26,717 --> 00:23:27,552
<i>Right.</i>

528
00:23:33,724 --> 00:23:34,600
<i>[Ella] </i>I don't get it.

529
00:23:34,976 --> 00:23:38,312
<i>Dude had a glamorous job, tons of money,</i>

530
00:23:38,396 --> 00:23:40,898
<i>and he ate Panda Express,</i>
<i>like, six times a week.</i>

531
00:23:41,941 --> 00:23:43,526
<i>People are who they are, I guess.</i>

532
00:23:43,943 --> 00:23:44,777
<i>Yeah.</i>

533
00:23:45,653 --> 00:23:48,114
<i>Do you believe in the idea</i>
<i>of predestination?</i>

534
00:23:48,197 --> 00:23:51,033
<i>Where you're forced to walk a path</i>
<i>that's already laid out for you?</i>

535
00:23:51,701 --> 00:23:52,535
<i>Are you kidding?</i>

536
00:23:52,618 --> 00:23:56,622
<i>My childhood and family background,</i>
<i>surrounded by criminals and dirt bags,</i>

537
00:23:56,706 --> 00:23:58,207
<i>I should've ended up in jail.</i>

538
00:23:58,958 --> 00:24:01,669
<i>But instead, I chose to get right</i>
<i>with the Big Guy,</i>

539
00:24:02,211 --> 00:24:04,672
<i>walk the straight and narrow,</i>
<i>and here I am,</i>

540
00:24:04,755 --> 00:24:07,884
<i>living proof that people can change</i>
<i>old, bad patterns.</i>

541
00:24:09,510 --> 00:24:10,511
<i>Hmm.</i>

542
00:24:11,262 --> 00:24:12,138
<i>You got a text.</i>

543
00:24:12,221 --> 00:24:13,139
<i>[Ella] Mm.</i>

544
00:24:13,222 --> 00:24:14,891
<i>Oh! Whoa, that's a penis.</i>

545
00:24:14,974 --> 00:24:16,309
<i>That's a tattooed penis.</i>

546
00:24:16,392 --> 00:24:18,186
<i>Some patterns are harder to change</i>
<i>than others.</i>

547
00:24:18,269 --> 00:24:20,813
<i>Wow... Uh, looks familiar.</i>

548
00:24:20,897 --> 00:24:21,856
<i>Wait, you know Craig?</i>

549
00:24:21,939 --> 00:24:22,773
<i>No, this.</i>

550
00:24:23,816 --> 00:24:27,195
<i>[sniffs] No, I don't know Craig</i>
<i>and his tattooed penis.</i>

551
00:24:36,662 --> 00:24:37,747
<i>Hey, pal.</i>

552
00:24:37,830 --> 00:24:39,790
<i>-Come on, man, that's my cup.</i>
<i>-Is it?</i>

553
00:24:40,875 --> 00:24:42,001
<i>Are you doing okay?</i>

554
00:24:42,084 --> 00:24:43,586
<i>Just fine, up until this very moment.</i>

555
00:24:43,669 --> 00:24:45,379
<i>I'm just listening to the detective.</i>

556
00:24:48,382 --> 00:24:50,092
<i>What, you're listening to her</i>
<i>from out here?</i>

557
00:24:50,468 --> 00:24:53,387
<i>Well, I'm certainly not listening to you,</i>
<i>so goodbye.</i>

558
00:24:53,471 --> 00:24:55,306
<i>-I know you're trying to push me away.</i>
<i>-[sighs]</i>

559
00:24:55,389 --> 00:24:56,599
<i>I brought curiosity in that,</i>

560
00:24:56,682 --> 00:24:58,851
<i>and I realized you're just</i>
<i>in a projective state,</i>

561
00:24:58,935 --> 00:25:01,521
<i>'cause you're feeling vulnerable</i>
<i>right now, and that's pretty scary.</i>

562
00:25:01,604 --> 00:25:02,563
<i>Oh.</i>

563
00:25:02,855 --> 00:25:04,106
<i>Detective Douche,</i>

564
00:25:04,190 --> 00:25:06,400
<i>if you want to see something really scary,</i>

565
00:25:06,484 --> 00:25:09,820
<i>wait until you see what your new all-soy</i>
<i>diet is doing to your bone density.</i>

566
00:25:09,904 --> 00:25:11,781
<i>You got a lot of ugly pictures</i>
<i>in your head, man.</i>

567
00:25:11,864 --> 00:25:13,658
<i>You need to work</i>
<i>on positive visualization.</i>

568
00:25:13,741 --> 00:25:15,868
<i>I made a lot of progress with that.</i>
<i>It can help you.</i>

569
00:25:19,038 --> 00:25:20,665
<i>Actually, maybe you can help me.</i>

570
00:25:21,624 --> 00:25:23,793
<i>This cosmic impotence,</i>

571
00:25:23,876 --> 00:25:27,255
<i>the knowledge that you're the plaything</i>
<i>of a cruel, uncaring God,</i>

572
00:25:27,338 --> 00:25:32,343
<i>the suffocating feeling that everything</i>
<i>you've ever accomplished is meaningless...</i>

573
00:25:33,302 --> 00:25:35,346
<i>You're the perfect person</i>
<i>to ask about these things.</i>

574
00:25:35,429 --> 00:25:36,806
<i>Tell me, when you were born...</i>

575
00:25:36,889 --> 00:25:37,723
<i>[Chloe] Hi.</i>

576
00:25:37,807 --> 00:25:40,226
<i>So, we have a new suspect</i>
<i>in Matt Owen's murder.</i>

577
00:25:41,727 --> 00:25:42,562
<i>[sniffs]</i>

578
00:25:43,187 --> 00:25:45,481
<i>A hot cinnamon vape cartridge?</i>

579
00:25:45,898 --> 00:25:48,484
<i>Really, Detective, no one is</i>
<i>more horrified by this than me,</i>

580
00:25:48,568 --> 00:25:50,486
<i>but it doesn't make Diablo our killer.</i>

581
00:25:50,570 --> 00:25:54,407
<i>No, but Diablo did say that</i>
<i>he hadn't been to that room before.</i>

582
00:25:54,490 --> 00:25:57,827
<i>Ella found this buried in two days</i>
<i>of Matt's trash, so why lie?</i>

583
00:25:59,870 --> 00:26:01,622
<i>That cheeky devil.</i>

584
00:26:02,415 --> 00:26:03,249
<i>Huh.</i>

585
00:26:03,833 --> 00:26:05,710
<i>I just don't get it, Detective.</i>

586
00:26:05,793 --> 00:26:08,963
<i>Why would an actor kill a man</i>
<i>who gave him the role of a lifetime?</i>

587
00:26:09,463 --> 00:26:10,298
<i>I don't know.</i>

588
00:26:10,381 --> 00:26:12,508
<i>Maybe he didn't like</i>
<i>being someone else's puppet?</i>

589
00:26:12,967 --> 00:26:13,843
<i>[Lucifer sighs]</i>

590
00:26:13,926 --> 00:26:16,762
<i>Sir, please, your scene was</i>
<i>supposed to start 40 minutes ago.</i>

591
00:26:19,932 --> 00:26:21,142
<i>Uh, stand aside, please.</i>

592
00:26:21,851 --> 00:26:22,727
<i>Thank you.</i>

593
00:26:31,193 --> 00:26:32,028
<i>Oh, man.</i>

594
00:26:43,664 --> 00:26:46,167
<i>How could nobody notice him missing</i>
<i>since lunch?</i>

595
00:26:46,250 --> 00:26:48,210
<i>I mean, this man is the entire show.</i>

596
00:26:48,294 --> 00:26:50,588
<i>None of these people would even exist</i>
<i>without him here.</i>

597
00:26:51,297 --> 00:26:52,840
<i>Yeah. Okay.</i>

598
00:26:53,174 --> 00:26:56,093
<i>Yep, everyone around is just here</i>
<i>to service you...</i>

599
00:26:56,177 --> 00:26:57,011
<i>I mean...</i>

600
00:26:57,094 --> 00:26:58,220
<i>[chuckles] Diablo.</i>

601
00:26:58,763 --> 00:26:59,597
<i>I mean Diablo.</i>

602
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:03,142
<i>Anyhow, so, yes, he was stabbed, too,</i>
<i>hopefully with the same instrument.</i>

603
00:27:03,225 --> 00:27:04,810
<i>If we can find the murder weapon--</i>

604
00:27:04,894 --> 00:27:06,103
<i>Found the murder weapon!</i>

605
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:09,106
<i>It's actually a prop from the show,</i>

606
00:27:09,190 --> 00:27:12,652
<i>supposed to be the only blade</i>
<i>that can kill the Devil.</i>

607
00:27:12,777 --> 00:27:14,904
<i>-[Lucifer chuckles]</i>
<i>-How ironic is that, right?</i>

608
00:27:14,987 --> 00:27:16,989
<i>-[laughs]</i>
<i>-Hi-ya!</i>

609
00:27:19,700 --> 00:27:21,911
<i>Sorry, that seemed</i>
<i>a lot funnier in my head.</i>

610
00:27:21,994 --> 00:27:23,829
<i>-I'm sure.</i>
<i>-Um... [chuckles]</i>

611
00:27:23,913 --> 00:27:25,665
<i>That's rubber.</i>
<i>It can't be the murder weapon.</i>

612
00:27:25,748 --> 00:27:27,750
<i>Uh, well, this is the stunt murder weapon.</i>

613
00:27:27,833 --> 00:27:30,961
<i>See, this is the rubber version</i>
<i>they use for action sequences.</i>

614
00:27:31,045 --> 00:27:34,632
<i>The one they use for close-ups</i>
<i>is sharp and metal, so...</i>

615
00:27:35,299 --> 00:27:37,468
<i>we find that one, we find our murderer.</i>

616
00:27:37,551 --> 00:27:38,511
<i>Huh.</i>

617
00:27:47,103 --> 00:27:48,187
<i>Blaze,</i>

618
00:27:48,270 --> 00:27:52,066
<i>tell the girls to swap their G-strings</i>
<i>for evening gowns tomorrow night.</i>

619
00:27:52,149 --> 00:27:53,067
<i>Wow.</i>

620
00:27:53,901 --> 00:27:55,528
<i>It's like looking into a mirror.</i>

621
00:27:57,571 --> 00:27:58,823
<i>Of course, my liege.</i>

622
00:28:00,366 --> 00:28:01,575
<i>Simpler times.</i>

623
00:28:02,743 --> 00:28:04,870
<i>Me and Lucifer, together,</i>

624
00:28:05,413 --> 00:28:07,123
<i>side by side for eons.</i>

625
00:28:08,165 --> 00:28:11,085
<i>...waste my demonic diesel</i>
<i>behind this bar.</i>

626
00:28:12,086 --> 00:28:13,879
<i>Now everyone just comes and goes.</i>

627
00:28:17,299 --> 00:28:18,134
<i>Okay.</i>

628
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:21,971
<i>Maze, you know I'm not going anywhere...</i>

629
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:23,514
<i>right?</i>

630
00:28:24,265 --> 00:28:25,725
<i>Maybe not on purpose, but...</i>

631
00:28:26,350 --> 00:28:28,602
<i>you're gonna drop dead in, what,</i>
<i>five years?</i>

632
00:28:30,146 --> 00:28:32,398
<i>How old do you think I am?</i>

633
00:28:33,482 --> 00:28:34,483
<i>I don't know, 30?</i>

634
00:28:35,025 --> 00:28:36,652
<i>[sighs deeply]</i>

635
00:28:37,611 --> 00:28:39,530
<i>Maze, you have nothing to worry about.</i>

636
00:28:40,239 --> 00:28:42,074
<i>I'm going to be around for a while.</i>

637
00:28:42,950 --> 00:28:44,493
<i>And then I'll be down in Hell,</i>

638
00:28:45,453 --> 00:28:48,956
<i>and I guess we can spend</i>
<i>the rest of eternity together, right?</i>

639
00:28:49,248 --> 00:28:50,416
<i>[chuckles]</i>

640
00:28:51,041 --> 00:28:51,876
<i>Sure, I guess.</i>

641
00:28:54,378 --> 00:28:55,379
<i>[clears throat]</i>

642
00:28:55,963 --> 00:28:59,300
<i>I think what you're struggling with</i>
<i>is a fear of abandonment.</i>

643
00:29:01,969 --> 00:29:03,345
<i>It's completely normal.</i>

644
00:29:04,889 --> 00:29:05,765
<i>It comes from...</i>

645
00:29:07,433 --> 00:29:10,352
<i>someone important to you</i>
<i>letting you down in your youth.</i>

646
00:29:10,728 --> 00:29:14,231
<i>I didn't have anyone important</i>
<i>in my youth, Linda.</i>

647
00:29:15,858 --> 00:29:16,859
<i>Just my blades.</i>

648
00:29:18,277 --> 00:29:19,904
<i>They have never let me down.</i>

649
00:29:20,738 --> 00:29:23,866
<i>It can cause a lot of anxiety</i>
<i>in intimate relationships.</i>

650
00:29:25,868 --> 00:29:27,745
<i>You know, but it's something</i>
<i>we can work on...</i>

651
00:29:27,828 --> 00:29:28,746
<i>Oh, my.</i>

652
00:29:28,829 --> 00:29:30,873
<i>...suffers most is the Devil himself.</i>

653
00:29:30,956 --> 00:29:32,583
<i>I suppose that's me.</i>

654
00:29:32,666 --> 00:29:35,336
<i>...back into Hell itself.</i>
<i>But until that day,</i>

655
00:29:35,419 --> 00:29:37,421
<i>I intend to enjoy the Earth.</i>

656
00:29:37,505 --> 00:29:40,674
<i>Come here, Doctor.</i>
<i>I'm ready for my treatment.</i>

657
00:29:45,304 --> 00:29:46,430
<i>This is gonna be good.</i>

658
00:29:46,514 --> 00:29:48,015
<i>Yeah, I'll have some of that.</i>

659
00:29:50,768 --> 00:29:51,685
<i>Great, thank you.</i>

660
00:29:52,228 --> 00:29:53,896
<i>[Lucifer] </i>
<i>This one would have been amazing.</i>

661
00:29:53,979 --> 00:29:56,398
<i>Diablo was going to solve a crime</i>
<i>in space.</i>

662
00:29:57,066 --> 00:29:58,067
<i>Oh. Mm-hmm.</i>

663
00:29:58,150 --> 00:30:00,903
<i>And what was Dancer doing,</i>
<i>a zero-G striptease?</i>

664
00:30:01,403 --> 00:30:02,530
<i>Have you read this already?</i>

665
00:30:04,782 --> 00:30:06,826
<i>[sighs] Look, Detective...</i>

666
00:30:08,118 --> 00:30:11,247
<i>I want you to know that I understand.</i>

667
00:30:11,539 --> 00:30:14,708
<i>I know how powerless I felt</i>
<i>when Mom told me the truth about you.</i>

668
00:30:14,792 --> 00:30:16,585
<i>That's right,</i>
<i>your mother told you the truth.</i>

669
00:30:16,669 --> 00:30:19,672
<i>Unlike my partner, who kept</i>
<i>a huge secret about my life from me.</i>

670
00:30:19,755 --> 00:30:23,133
<i>And now that you know,</i>
<i>it's hurt you, Detective,</i>

671
00:30:23,217 --> 00:30:25,594
<i>and, look, I want to fix things,</i>
<i>but you won't let me,</i>

672
00:30:25,678 --> 00:30:27,680
<i>-so what should I have done?</i>
<i>-Hey, guys?</i>

673
00:30:28,055 --> 00:30:30,766
<i>A PA was supposed to be sitting</i>
<i>at the door to Diablo's trailer,</i>

674
00:30:30,850 --> 00:30:33,227
<i>but she got called away</i>
<i>right around the time he was murdered.</i>

675
00:30:33,310 --> 00:30:36,063
<i>Great, so whoever called her away</i>
<i>could be the murderer. Who was it?</i>

676
00:30:36,146 --> 00:30:37,565
<i>Second AD called her away.</i>

677
00:30:37,648 --> 00:30:38,858
<i>Well, the second it is.</i>

678
00:30:38,941 --> 00:30:40,734
<i>But he got the message </i>
<i>from the first AD...</i>

679
00:30:40,818 --> 00:30:41,694
<i>The first.</i>

680
00:30:41,777 --> 00:30:43,112
<i>...who was passing on the message</i>

681
00:30:43,195 --> 00:30:45,155
<i>that the AD needed to be on set</i>
<i>in the first place.</i>

682
00:30:45,239 --> 00:30:46,740
<i>For Dad's sake, who put in the request?</i>

683
00:30:46,824 --> 00:30:49,827
<i>More importantly, who was smart enough</i>
<i>to launder it through multiple people?</i>

684
00:30:49,910 --> 00:30:50,911
<i>Keri Belwood.</i>

685
00:30:51,662 --> 00:30:52,621
<i>The second on the show.</i>

686
00:30:54,707 --> 00:30:55,833
<i>Great.</i>

687
00:30:57,251 --> 00:30:59,461
<i>[woman] </i>Re-casting is not 
such a crazy idea.

688
00:30:59,545 --> 00:31:02,047
<i>He's the Devil, right?</i>
<i>He could change how he looks.</i>

689
00:31:02,131 --> 00:31:04,133
<i>We've got a good relationship</i>
<i>with Ice Cube,</i>

690
00:31:04,216 --> 00:31:06,010
<i>so maybe we could talk to his agent--</i>

691
00:31:06,093 --> 00:31:08,888
<i>Please tell me you're here</i>
<i>to put me out of my misery.</i>

692
00:31:08,971 --> 00:31:10,264
<i>Could be, yes.</i>

693
00:31:10,556 --> 00:31:12,975
<i>Why did you take the PA</i>
<i>off Diablo's trailer?</i>

694
00:31:13,058 --> 00:31:14,101
<i>I didn't.</i>

695
00:31:14,184 --> 00:31:16,687
<i>I've been on notes calls all day.</i>
<i>You can ask my assistant.</i>

696
00:31:16,770 --> 00:31:20,316
<i>The same assistant that provided</i>
<i>your alibi for Matt's brutal stabbing?</i>

697
00:31:20,941 --> 00:31:22,985
<i>Everyone knows you need</i>
<i>to pay your dues in Hollywood,</i>

698
00:31:23,068 --> 00:31:26,488
<i>but what kind of promotion do you get</i>
<i>for helping your boss beat murder charges?</i>

699
00:31:26,572 --> 00:31:29,825
<i>You knew exactly how to manipulate</i>
<i>the AD chain to get Diablo alone.</i>

700
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,161
<i>You guys have got to be kidding me.</i>

701
00:31:32,244 --> 00:31:33,871
<i>-[scoffs]</i>
<i>-Why would I kill the star</i>

702
00:31:33,954 --> 00:31:35,497
<i>of what's suddenly my show?</i>

703
00:31:35,581 --> 00:31:37,416
<i>Look what I'm putting up with now.</i>

704
00:31:37,499 --> 00:31:39,126
<i>Hello, what's this?</i>

705
00:31:39,835 --> 00:31:42,379
<i>Research files for cases on the show.</i>

706
00:31:42,463 --> 00:31:44,423
<i>Excuse me, that's private.</i>

707
00:31:45,299 --> 00:31:46,133
<i>[Lucifer] Uh...</i>

708
00:31:46,467 --> 00:31:47,384
<i>Oh!</i>

709
00:31:48,552 --> 00:31:49,678
<i>[laughs]</i>

710
00:31:49,762 --> 00:31:53,223
<i>Well, it appears that someone's</i>
<i>been taking their research</i>

711
00:31:53,307 --> 00:31:54,683
<i>a little too seriously.</i>

712
00:31:55,184 --> 00:31:56,268
<i>That is not mine.</i>

713
00:31:56,769 --> 00:31:58,437
<i>-I didn't put that there.</i>
<i>-Really?</i>

714
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:00,147
<i>Keri Belwood, you're under arrest.</i>

715
00:32:00,230 --> 00:32:01,857
<i>What, are you serious?</i>

716
00:32:01,941 --> 00:32:03,192
<i>This is ridiculous!</i>

717
00:32:03,651 --> 00:32:04,735
<i>[sighs]</i>

718
00:32:21,043 --> 00:32:23,462
<i>I'm trying to say this</i>
<i>from a constructive place.</i>

719
00:32:25,923 --> 00:32:29,009
<i>I can feel your negative vibrations</i>
<i>from across the room, man.</i>

720
00:32:29,843 --> 00:32:30,678
<i>Well...</i>

721
00:32:31,136 --> 00:32:33,722
<i>then you should probably move</i>
<i>even further away.</i>

722
00:32:33,806 --> 00:32:35,975
<i>I've just given the detective space</i>
<i>for the moment.</i>

723
00:32:36,058 --> 00:32:37,559
<i>You can give me space forever.</i>

724
00:32:39,186 --> 00:32:40,604
<i>It's just your pain talking.</i>

725
00:32:42,898 --> 00:32:47,277
<i>Do you know, of all the ways</i>
<i>you humans try to control your lives,</i>

726
00:32:47,361 --> 00:32:51,156
<i>these silly New Age superstitions</i>
<i>are by far the most embarrassing.</i>

727
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:54,576
<i>I should be having a field day watching</i>
<i>you make a fool of yourself like this,</i>

728
00:32:54,660 --> 00:32:56,578
<i>but honestly, Daniel, it just...</i>

729
00:32:57,121 --> 00:32:58,580
<i>it just makes me sad.</i>

730
00:32:59,957 --> 00:33:00,833
<i>Okay.</i>

731
00:33:02,042 --> 00:33:03,085
<i>Is it all bullshit?</i>

732
00:33:05,045 --> 00:33:05,921
<i>I don't know.</i>

733
00:33:06,588 --> 00:33:07,423
<i>Maybe.</i>

734
00:33:08,716 --> 00:33:09,633
<i>Probably.</i>

735
00:33:11,176 --> 00:33:12,011
<i>I don't care.</i>

736
00:33:13,762 --> 00:33:15,973
<i>'Cause losing Charlotte made me realize...</i>

737
00:33:17,349 --> 00:33:19,518
<i>we have so little control over our lives.</i>

738
00:33:21,562 --> 00:33:23,522
<i>I was so pissed off about it for so long.</i>

739
00:33:23,605 --> 00:33:24,440
<i>But this...</i>

740
00:33:27,443 --> 00:33:29,069
<i>It keeps my mind positive,</i>

741
00:33:29,862 --> 00:33:30,821
<i>and it helps me.</i>

742
00:33:32,072 --> 00:33:34,366
<i>I need every win I can get, man.</i>
<i>We all do.</i>

743
00:33:35,576 --> 00:33:36,410
<i>Even you.</i>

744
00:33:39,830 --> 00:33:40,664
<i>Daniel...</i>

745
00:33:42,958 --> 00:33:46,712
<i>I am lowering my walls</i>
<i>and I'm willing to be reharmonized.</i>

746
00:33:46,837 --> 00:33:48,130
<i>I'll take the bracelet.</i>

747
00:33:50,507 --> 00:33:51,341
<i>Wait.</i>

748
00:33:51,425 --> 00:33:52,468
<i>[clears throat] Really?</i>

749
00:33:52,551 --> 00:33:53,761
<i>Oh, yes. Really.</i>

750
00:33:56,638 --> 00:33:57,514
<i>You sure?</i>

751
00:33:57,931 --> 00:33:59,016
<i>'Cause you need to want it.</i>

752
00:33:59,099 --> 00:34:01,602
<i>-Just give me the damn thing.</i>
<i>-You need to really want it.</i>

753
00:34:01,685 --> 00:34:03,687
<i>[laughs]</i>

754
00:34:08,442 --> 00:34:09,401
<i>What is this?</i>

755
00:34:09,902 --> 00:34:10,736
<i>Oh...</i>

756
00:34:10,819 --> 00:34:14,448
<i>Those are the personal notes</i>
<i>from the actor who played Diablo.</i>

757
00:34:14,531 --> 00:34:15,365
<i>[Dan] Hmm.</i>

758
00:34:15,449 --> 00:34:17,534
<i>He had a fascinating insight</i>
<i>into the character.</i>

759
00:34:18,035 --> 00:34:21,663
<i>Some wild theories about self-loathing,</i>
<i>but we can't get it all right.</i>

760
00:34:21,747 --> 00:34:22,790
<i>Oh, that is awful.</i>

761
00:34:22,873 --> 00:34:24,374
<i>"Diablo in Space"?</i>

762
00:34:24,458 --> 00:34:26,502
<i>Oh, truly a great episode.</i>

763
00:34:27,002 --> 00:34:27,836
<i>Yeah.</i>

764
00:34:28,253 --> 00:34:30,380
<i>It's such a pity</i>
<i>we'll never get to see it.</i>

765
00:34:38,722 --> 00:34:39,556
<i>[Dancer] Coming.</i>

766
00:34:41,892 --> 00:34:42,726
<i>Hi.</i>

767
00:34:43,352 --> 00:34:46,563
<i>I just thought you'd want to know</i>
<i>that we arrested Keri for the murders.</i>

768
00:34:46,647 --> 00:34:48,023
<i>I wanted to tell you in person.</i>

769
00:34:48,107 --> 00:34:49,149
<i>[sighs]</i>

770
00:34:50,901 --> 00:34:52,194
<i>Thank you, Detective.</i>

771
00:34:52,736 --> 00:34:54,655
<i>I wish I could say I was surprised, but...</i>

772
00:34:55,322 --> 00:34:57,366
<i>Keri never stopped bitching about Matt.</i>

773
00:34:58,617 --> 00:34:59,993
<i>"He cut all my jokes.</i>

774
00:35:00,077 --> 00:35:01,161
<i>He was a hack.</i>

775
00:35:01,245 --> 00:35:03,747
<i>He only let us order Tender Greens</i>
<i>for lunch."</i>

776
00:35:03,831 --> 00:35:05,958
<i>[chuckles] That's actually pretty dead-on.</i>

777
00:35:06,041 --> 00:35:07,000
<i>[Dancer chuckles]</i>

778
00:35:07,543 --> 00:35:10,754
<i>Yeah, I just wish I had more motive</i>
<i>why she would want to kill your co-star.</i>

779
00:35:10,838 --> 00:35:13,841
<i>Well, maybe he actually figured it out</i>
<i>that she did it.</i>

780
00:35:13,966 --> 00:35:14,883
<i>I mean...</i>

781
00:35:15,467 --> 00:35:17,219
<i>He wasn't the brightest bulb, but...</i>

782
00:35:18,345 --> 00:35:19,972
<i>he was surprisingly insightful.</i>

783
00:35:21,223 --> 00:35:23,100
<i>You two were close. I'm sorry.</i>

784
00:35:24,268 --> 00:35:27,271
<i>The thing is, when you're stuck</i>
<i>with someone in a situation</i>

785
00:35:27,354 --> 00:35:29,690
<i>you have absolutely no control over...</i>

786
00:35:30,774 --> 00:35:33,026
<i>I know it sounds silly to a real cop...</i>

787
00:35:34,319 --> 00:35:35,863
<i>but we were partners.</i>

788
00:35:36,530 --> 00:35:38,615
<i>No, it... It doesn't sound silly.</i>

789
00:35:39,491 --> 00:35:41,618
<i>You know, I know</i>
<i>exactly what you're talking about.</i>

790
00:35:42,953 --> 00:35:46,081
<i>"I can't believe</i>
<i>you pulled it off, Diablo.</i>

791
00:35:46,165 --> 00:35:50,002
<i>We made it back to Earth piloting</i>
<i>a hijacked space shuttle. Insane!"</i>

792
00:35:51,295 --> 00:35:53,672
<i>"You can say that again, Dancer.</i>

793
00:35:53,755 --> 00:35:55,007
<i>A devil in the heavens.</i>

794
00:35:55,632 --> 00:35:57,593
<i>But crime, it must be punished."</i>

795
00:35:57,843 --> 00:36:01,305
<i>Daniel, the original actor playing Diablo</i>
<i>is dead, not you.</i>

796
00:36:01,388 --> 00:36:03,015
<i>Please, can we just give it a bit of life?</i>

797
00:36:03,098 --> 00:36:05,350
<i>Just set me up for the next line, okay?</i>

798
00:36:05,434 --> 00:36:07,352
<i>Big smile, just have fun with it.</i>

799
00:36:07,436 --> 00:36:10,105
<i>-[Dan clears throat] </i>
<i>-"Another case closed, Diablo.</i>

800
00:36:10,439 --> 00:36:11,607
<i>So does that mean I can...</i>

801
00:36:12,441 --> 00:36:13,984
<i>put my bra back on?"</i>

802
00:36:14,401 --> 00:36:16,320
<i>Oof. Well, it's not Shakespeare, is it?</i>

803
00:36:16,403 --> 00:36:17,613
<i>Oh, what's going on here?</i>

804
00:36:18,447 --> 00:36:19,990
<i>You guys are acting out </i>Diablo<i> episodes</i>

805
00:36:20,073 --> 00:36:21,325
<i>-without me?</i>
<i>-Well, we're trying.</i>

806
00:36:21,408 --> 00:36:24,536
<i>"Don't tell him the Devil made you do it."</i>

807
00:36:25,412 --> 00:36:26,914
<i>-Huh?</i>
<i>-We won't.</i>

808
00:36:26,997 --> 00:36:27,873
<i>Damn.</i>

809
00:36:28,248 --> 00:36:30,626
<i>Lucifer, you did so much prep</i>
<i>on your character.</i>

810
00:36:30,709 --> 00:36:32,711
<i>I suppose I'm not surprised, though.</i>

811
00:36:32,794 --> 00:36:35,088
<i>No, these are Diablo's notes. Here.</i>

812
00:36:35,172 --> 00:36:36,965
<i>Previously they'd all been</i>
<i>about the character,</i>

813
00:36:37,049 --> 00:36:39,134
<i>but these new ones are just gibberish.</i>
<i>[chuckles]</i>

814
00:36:39,509 --> 00:36:42,971
<i>"Yearning equals freedom."</i>
<i>"Weapon equals Baphomet's blade."</i>

815
00:36:43,055 --> 00:36:43,972
<i>[Ella] Yearning?</i>

816
00:36:45,265 --> 00:36:47,309
<i>I knew the man was a genius.</i>

817
00:36:49,186 --> 00:36:51,813
<i>These are Diablo's notes on the case!</i>

818
00:36:52,481 --> 00:36:55,150
<i>He was investigating Matt Owen's murder</i>
<i>as well, and look.</i>

819
00:36:55,234 --> 00:36:57,236
<i>"Killer equals number two."</i>

820
00:36:57,569 --> 00:36:58,987
<i>Keri was the show's number two.</i>

821
00:36:59,071 --> 00:37:01,615
<i>I can't believe it,</i>
<i>but he actually solved it!</i>

822
00:37:02,115 --> 00:37:04,576
<i>Oh, Diablo,</i>
<i>is there anything you can't do?</i>

823
00:37:04,785 --> 00:37:06,828
<i>But didn't Keri kill Matt to take his job?</i>

824
00:37:07,621 --> 00:37:09,539
<i>I don't think</i>
<i>freedom was the yearning, man.</i>

825
00:37:09,623 --> 00:37:11,416
<i>Yeah, I don't think</i>
<i>Keri killed him at all.</i>

826
00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:13,085
<i>Based on the stab wounds,</i>

827
00:37:13,168 --> 00:37:16,755
<i>I was able to confirm that the victims</i>
<i>were killed by someone right-handed,</i>

828
00:37:16,838 --> 00:37:19,383
<i>and Keri has repetitive stress injuries</i>
<i>in her wrists.</i>

829
00:37:19,466 --> 00:37:21,009
<i>I mean, it'd be highly unlikely</i>

830
00:37:21,093 --> 00:37:24,137
<i>that she could stab someone</i>
<i>with the force that made those wounds,</i>

831
00:37:24,221 --> 00:37:25,931
<i>especially with her non-dominant hand.</i>

832
00:37:26,014 --> 00:37:28,183
<i>Well, it says it right here</i>
<i>in black and white.</i>

833
00:37:28,267 --> 00:37:30,227
<i>Diablo was certain</i>
<i>the killer was number two.</i>

834
00:37:30,852 --> 00:37:32,312
<i>Unless he meant someone else.</i>

835
00:37:34,773 --> 00:37:37,317
<i>So, this is Diablo's club.</i>

836
00:37:37,818 --> 00:37:38,652
<i>Hades,</i>

837
00:37:39,111 --> 00:37:41,196
<i>where Christie Dancer was a stripper</i>

838
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:44,491
<i>before she joined the police force</i>
<i>to solve her father's murder.</i>

839
00:37:44,825 --> 00:37:49,538
<i>Don't worry, one of these bottles,</i>
<i>there is actual booze in it.</i>

840
00:37:49,955 --> 00:37:53,959
<i>A little secret from the scenes where</i>
<i>Detective Dancer has to get a confession</i>

841
00:37:54,668 --> 00:37:56,169
<i>with a lap dance.</i>

842
00:37:56,336 --> 00:37:57,462
<i>[chuckles ironically]</i>

843
00:38:00,257 --> 00:38:01,675
<i>-Oh, thank you.</i>
<i>-Mm-hmm.</i>

844
00:38:01,758 --> 00:38:02,718
<i>Cheers.</i>

845
00:38:04,886 --> 00:38:05,804
<i>[Dancer grunts]</i>

846
00:38:06,888 --> 00:38:08,974
<i>-[coughs]</i>
<i>-So how do you do it?</i>

847
00:38:10,100 --> 00:38:12,436
<i>No, no, no. I mean,</i>
<i>the way they write your character.</i>

848
00:38:13,145 --> 00:38:15,689
<i>I mean, she only exists to serve Diablo.</i>

849
00:38:15,772 --> 00:38:19,901
<i>So what's the secret to getting up every</i>
<i>day knowing everything you do and say is</i>

850
00:38:20,235 --> 00:38:22,112
<i>only servicing another person?</i>

851
00:38:22,696 --> 00:38:24,197
<i>Do you think there's a secret?</i>

852
00:38:24,656 --> 00:38:26,742
<i>It's literally hell on Earth.</i>

853
00:38:26,825 --> 00:38:29,411
<i>Saying those lines,</i>
<i>wearing those clothes...</i>

854
00:38:29,953 --> 00:38:31,455
<i>Thank God it's over.</i>

855
00:38:31,538 --> 00:38:33,582
<i>Now I can really push myself.</i>

856
00:38:34,291 --> 00:38:35,459
<i>Okay, there's this film.</i>

857
00:38:35,542 --> 00:38:38,086
<i>It's a tiny indie,</i>
<i>but the part is so great.</i>

858
00:38:38,170 --> 00:38:40,422
<i>It's this woman coming back</i>
<i>from Afghanistan,</i>

859
00:38:40,505 --> 00:38:42,466
<i>dealing with her mother's Alzheimer's.</i>

860
00:38:42,549 --> 00:38:44,051
<i>Now that I'm free, I can take the part,</i>

861
00:38:44,134 --> 00:38:46,094
<i>and the director's so collaborative.</i>

862
00:38:47,054 --> 00:38:48,013
<i>I'm sorry.</i>

863
00:38:48,555 --> 00:38:49,389
<i>I'm rambling.</i>

864
00:38:50,891 --> 00:38:51,725
<i>No.</i>

865
00:38:52,184 --> 00:38:53,185
<i>No, it's just, um...</i>

866
00:38:53,268 --> 00:38:55,812
<i>You said this was an amazing gig</i>

867
00:38:55,896 --> 00:38:57,939
<i>and that you were grateful to have it.</i>

868
00:38:58,815 --> 00:39:00,192
<i>That's true.</i>

869
00:39:00,275 --> 00:39:03,320
<i>I was, but you gotta move on. [sputtering]</i>

870
00:39:03,445 --> 00:39:06,823
<i>When a gig ends, sometimes it's easier</i>
<i>to focus on the bad.</i>

871
00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:09,117
<i>It's actor stuff. We're crazy.</i>

872
00:39:09,201 --> 00:39:10,702
<i>Yeah, yeah. I totally get it.</i>

873
00:39:10,786 --> 00:39:14,081
<i>And now you can showcase your talent</i>
<i>on a show that lets you.</i>

874
00:39:14,164 --> 00:39:16,458
<i>Well, for example,</i>
<i>the impression you did of Keri.</i>

875
00:39:16,541 --> 00:39:19,544
<i>I mean, that was really... really good.</i>
<i>Dead-on.</i>

876
00:39:20,253 --> 00:39:21,838
<i>-You think so?</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

877
00:39:22,130 --> 00:39:24,549
<i>Yeah, in fact, it would be</i>
<i>nearly impossible</i>

878
00:39:24,633 --> 00:39:26,718
<i>to tell you two apart over the phone.</i>

879
00:39:35,143 --> 00:39:36,395
<i>[panting] Wait.</i>

880
00:39:36,478 --> 00:39:37,354
<i>Okay.</i>

881
00:39:37,813 --> 00:39:41,733
<i>I understand killing your showrunner</i>
<i>for holding you back,</i>

882
00:39:41,817 --> 00:39:47,406
<i>and I get you hiding the vape cartridge</i>
<i>to frame your co-star, but why...</i>

883
00:39:48,365 --> 00:39:51,368
<i>would you kill him when you wanted us</i>
<i>to think he was the murderer?</i>

884
00:39:51,952 --> 00:39:55,497
<i>Because that idiot "deduced my yearning"</i>

885
00:39:55,580 --> 00:39:57,624
<i>and figured out what I did!</i>

886
00:39:57,707 --> 00:40:00,585
<i>He was honestly sweet, in a dopey way,</i>

887
00:40:00,669 --> 00:40:04,840
<i>but I wasn't gonna let him take away</i>
<i>the freedom I almost got myself.</i>

888
00:40:04,923 --> 00:40:10,262
<i>I am not spending the next six seasons</i>
<i>with my main prop as a stripper pole!</i>

889
00:40:12,431 --> 00:40:13,682
<i>[Dancer grunts]</i>

890
00:40:14,015 --> 00:40:15,225
<i>[groans]</i>

891
00:40:19,104 --> 00:40:21,022
<i>So, Diablo was right.</i>

892
00:40:21,606 --> 00:40:23,066
<i>The killer was number two,</i>

893
00:40:23,150 --> 00:40:24,818
<i>on the actors' call sheet.</i>

894
00:40:24,901 --> 00:40:26,361
<i>How long have you been here?</i>

895
00:40:27,028 --> 00:40:30,157
<i>Long enough to realize you have this</i>
<i>totally handled on your own.</i>

896
00:40:30,574 --> 00:40:34,244
<i>As much as I appreciate the effort,</i>
<i>I think I prefer my own club,</i>

897
00:40:34,327 --> 00:40:37,456
<i>and I definitely prefer the way</i>
<i>my father made you, Detective.</i>

898
00:40:39,082 --> 00:40:41,126
<i>Though I'm sure your tips</i>
<i>would have been great.</i>

899
00:40:41,626 --> 00:40:42,627
<i>[chuckles]</i>

900
00:40:43,545 --> 00:40:45,046
<i>That wasn't the right joke, was it?</i>

901
00:40:45,881 --> 00:40:48,008
<i>I'm just not finding</i>
<i>the right thing to say.</i>

902
00:40:48,091 --> 00:40:49,342
<i>I'm sorry, Detective.</i>

903
00:40:49,718 --> 00:40:52,137
<i>I wish you'd just tell me what to do.</i>

904
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:54,639
<i>I...</i>

905
00:40:54,723 --> 00:40:55,557
<i>[scoffs]</i>

906
00:40:55,765 --> 00:40:58,643
<i>I don't know if there is anything</i>
<i>for you to do. I...</i>

907
00:40:59,060 --> 00:41:02,898
<i>I thought that I had found someone</i>
<i>who had the answer,</i>

908
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:05,984
<i>someone who knew how it felt, someone...</i>

909
00:41:07,152 --> 00:41:09,529
<i>who could help me cope with feeling...</i>

910
00:41:10,489 --> 00:41:11,740
<i>so powerless.</i>

911
00:41:13,867 --> 00:41:15,285
<i>But I was wrong.</i>

912
00:41:29,090 --> 00:41:31,176
<i>[both laughing]</i>

913
00:41:32,844 --> 00:41:38,808
<i>You have mentioned a few times now</i>
<i>that you are worried about going to Hell.</i>

914
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:41,645
<i>What's the problem?</i>

915
00:41:41,728 --> 00:41:43,063
<i>I literally grew up there.</i>

916
00:41:43,146 --> 00:41:44,439
<i>I, I turned out fine.</i>

917
00:41:44,523 --> 00:41:45,607
<i>Yeah.</i>

918
00:41:46,024 --> 00:41:47,150
<i>I mean, you're right.</i>

919
00:41:47,567 --> 00:41:49,152
<i>You're right. I don't...</i>

920
00:41:49,861 --> 00:41:52,864
<i>It's just some stupid thing humans say.</i>

921
00:41:53,365 --> 00:41:54,199
<i>Mm.</i>

922
00:41:54,282 --> 00:41:56,409
<i>But I want to know about you, though.</i>

923
00:41:56,910 --> 00:41:57,911
<i>Your...</i>

924
00:41:58,912 --> 00:42:00,830
<i>abandonment issues.</i>

925
00:42:01,998 --> 00:42:03,333
<i>[scoffs] I wouldn't...</i>

926
00:42:04,459 --> 00:42:06,378
<i>call them abandonment issues.</i>

927
00:42:07,045 --> 00:42:08,547
<i>They're not issues.</i>

928
00:42:08,964 --> 00:42:11,174
<i>I mean, who cares</i>
<i>if Lucifer left me, right?</i>

929
00:42:11,591 --> 00:42:12,467
<i>[scoffs]</i>

930
00:42:12,801 --> 00:42:13,885
<i>Chloe left me.</i>

931
00:42:15,178 --> 00:42:16,221
<i>[sighs]</i>

932
00:42:22,310 --> 00:42:24,354
<i>[sobs] Then she left me.</i>

933
00:42:28,149 --> 00:42:29,276
<i>Why did she leave me?</i>

934
00:42:30,902 --> 00:42:31,736
<i>Eve?</i>

935
00:42:34,739 --> 00:42:36,032
<i>[sobbing]</i>

936
00:42:45,333 --> 00:42:46,793
<i>Ugh! [grunts]</i>

937
00:42:50,505 --> 00:42:51,548
<i>[elevator dings]</i>

938
00:43:01,725 --> 00:43:03,226
<i>[whooshing sound]</i>

939
00:43:07,522 --> 00:43:08,440
<i>Huh.</i>

940
00:43:08,648 --> 00:43:11,943
<i>I was wondering when you'd show</i>
<i>our face again...</i>

941
00:43:17,073 --> 00:43:17,907
<i>brother.</i>

942
00:43:24,956 --> 00:43:26,166
<i>Welcome home.</i>

943
00:43:29,169 --> 00:43:30,003
<i>So...</i>

944
00:43:30,754 --> 00:43:33,381
<i>how do you like the mess I made, Samael?</i>

945
00:43:33,757 --> 00:43:34,633
<i>[scoffs]</i>

946
00:43:36,259 --> 00:43:38,345
<i>Trying to get under my skin, brother?</i>

947
00:43:38,428 --> 00:43:41,723
<i>Well, I hoped turning your life</i>
<i>upside down would do that, but...</i>

948
00:43:42,223 --> 00:43:45,101
<i>if all it takes is a name,</i>
<i>maybe I overestimated you.</i>

949
00:43:46,603 --> 00:43:48,688
<i>Wondering why I'm doing all of this?</i>

950
00:43:48,772 --> 00:43:49,898
<i>Not particularly.</i>

951
00:43:50,607 --> 00:43:53,693
<i>Oh, right, you're so above it. I forgot.</i>

952
00:43:53,777 --> 00:43:55,570
<i>If we could all be as cool as you.</i>

953
00:43:56,071 --> 00:43:58,657
<i>Well, isn't that what this is about,</i>
<i>Michael? Hmm?</i>

954
00:43:59,032 --> 00:44:03,495
<i>It's funny how turning my life upside down</i>
<i>actually involved pretending to be me.</i>

955
00:44:03,578 --> 00:44:04,746
<i>It worked, didn't it?</i>

956
00:44:04,829 --> 00:44:07,248
<i>It's the only trick you ever pulled.</i>

957
00:44:07,332 --> 00:44:09,125
<i>All our lives you wanted everyone to think</i>

958
00:44:09,209 --> 00:44:11,795
<i>that you were the cleverer one,</i>
<i>the big brain, but...</i>

959
00:44:12,837 --> 00:44:14,673
<i>it's only ever been about me,</i>

960
00:44:14,756 --> 00:44:16,800
<i>about trying to be me.</i>

961
00:44:17,133 --> 00:44:19,511
<i>[chuckles] You always thought too small.</i>

962
00:44:20,220 --> 00:44:22,222
<i>Not like you, right?</i>

963
00:44:22,931 --> 00:44:24,265
<i>Lucifer the rebel,</i>

964
00:44:24,349 --> 00:44:27,102
<i>deciding you can do a better job than Dad?</i>

965
00:44:30,063 --> 00:44:30,897
<i>You know,</i>

966
00:44:31,564 --> 00:44:35,819
<i>I wonder how you got</i>
<i>that idea in your head</i>

967
00:44:36,361 --> 00:44:37,362
<i>in the first place.</i>

968
00:44:37,779 --> 00:44:41,700
<i>[laughs] Right, that's your play, is it?</i>

969
00:44:41,783 --> 00:44:43,702
<i>Taking credit for my failed rebellion?</i>

970
00:44:43,785 --> 00:44:45,662
<i>By all means, it's yours.</i>

971
00:44:45,745 --> 00:44:47,372
<i>Now, you see, that is the best part.</i>

972
00:44:48,373 --> 00:44:50,291
<i>All I did was plant the idea.</i>

973
00:44:51,251 --> 00:44:53,128
<i>You're the one who chose do it.</i>

974
00:44:53,211 --> 00:44:57,215
<i>You still get to keep</i>
<i>all the blame yourself.</i>

975
00:44:57,465 --> 00:44:58,633
<i>[chuckles]</i>

976
00:44:59,718 --> 00:45:00,677
<i>[scoffs]</i>

977
00:45:01,261 --> 00:45:03,638
<i>Your lies are so tedious, Michael.</i>

978
00:45:03,722 --> 00:45:06,266
<i>Not as tedious as your denial.</i>

979
00:45:08,268 --> 00:45:10,061
<i>'Cause I'm not lying now, brother,</i>

980
00:45:10,145 --> 00:45:13,231
<i>and I think, deep down,</i>
<i>you are realizing that.</i>

981
00:45:14,607 --> 00:45:17,026
<i>And once you realize that...</i>

982
00:45:17,944 --> 00:45:18,945
<i>you're gonna wonder...</i>

983
00:45:20,238 --> 00:45:23,533
<i>maybe it wasn't just the rebellion</i>
<i>that was my suggestion.</i>

984
00:45:24,659 --> 00:45:25,618
<i>What else?</i>

985
00:45:26,786 --> 00:45:30,665
<i>What about your little sexcapade</i>
<i>in the garden, or...</i>

986
00:45:31,249 --> 00:45:32,167
<i>Oh...</i>

987
00:45:32,667 --> 00:45:34,419
<i>your vacation here to Earth.</i>

988
00:45:36,171 --> 00:45:37,505
<i>That's impossible.</i>

989
00:45:37,589 --> 00:45:38,548
<i>Mm-mm.</i>

990
00:45:38,673 --> 00:45:40,341
<i>It was quite easy, actually.</i>

991
00:45:40,717 --> 00:45:42,343
<i>All it took was a little whisper here,</i>

992
00:45:42,427 --> 00:45:44,512
<i>a carefully orchestrated</i>
<i>coincidence there,</i>

993
00:45:44,596 --> 00:45:47,140
<i>and your pathological self-absorption,</i>
<i>of course.</i>

994
00:45:47,223 --> 00:45:48,141
<i>Voilà!</i>

995
00:45:49,142 --> 00:45:50,518
<i>All your idea.</i>

996
00:45:53,229 --> 00:45:54,063
<i>Why?</i>

997
00:45:54,647 --> 00:45:58,943
<i>Because all our lives,</i>
<i>you thought that you were better than me.</i>

998
00:46:00,987 --> 00:46:05,575
<i>The great Lucifer Morningstar,</i>
<i>but you're not, are you?</i>

999
00:46:06,659 --> 00:46:08,661
<i>You're just Samael.</i>

1000
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:11,790
<i>Stop calling me that.</i>

1001
00:46:11,873 --> 00:46:12,707
<i>All right.</i>

1002
00:46:13,666 --> 00:46:16,169
<i>Why don't I call you</i>
<i>what you know you really are?</i>

1003
00:46:17,879 --> 00:46:18,797
<i>Unworthy.</i>

1004
00:46:23,468 --> 00:46:24,344
<i>[Lucifer roars]</i>

1005
00:46:34,521 --> 00:46:35,480
<i>[Lucifer screams]</i>

1006
00:46:42,153 --> 00:46:43,530
<i>[Lucifer yells]</i>

1007
00:46:46,199 --> 00:46:47,450
<i>[Michael muttering]</i>

1008
00:46:48,618 --> 00:46:50,203
<i>[screams in pain]</i>

1009
00:47:02,006 --> 00:47:02,966
<i>[Michael choking]</i>

1010
00:47:27,282 --> 00:47:28,658
<i>[Lucifer panting]</i>

1011
00:47:31,661 --> 00:47:33,663
<i>[both panting]</i>

1012
00:47:49,554 --> 00:47:51,014
<i>[Michael groaning]</i>

1013
00:48:00,481 --> 00:48:03,276
<i>You may want credit</i>
<i>for my decisions, but...</i>

1014
00:48:04,652 --> 00:48:05,945
<i>[panting]</i>

1015
00:48:06,738 --> 00:48:10,700
<i>...I'm confident this one is all mine.</i>

1016
00:48:10,867 --> 00:48:12,869
<i>-[Lucifer laughs]</i>
<i>-[Michael screams]</i>

1017
00:48:22,712 --> 00:48:23,546
<i>Lucifer.</i>

1018
00:48:24,839 --> 00:48:25,673
<i>You okay?</i>

1019
00:48:26,841 --> 00:48:28,092
<i>You look like hell.</i>

1020
00:48:29,427 --> 00:48:30,386
<i>Appropriate.</i>

1021
00:48:31,638 --> 00:48:32,597
<i>Um...</i>

1022
00:48:33,473 --> 00:48:34,766
<i>So, uh...</i>

1023
00:48:35,475 --> 00:48:36,976
<i>the good news is,</i>

1024
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:39,687
<i>I dealt with the Michael problem.</i>

1025
00:48:40,647 --> 00:48:42,899
<i>He won't be impersonating me ever again.</i>

1026
00:48:43,566 --> 00:48:47,111
<i>The bad news is that I've discovered...</i>

1027
00:48:47,987 --> 00:48:53,785
<i>apparently, he's been manipulating me</i>
<i>since the dawn of time.</i>

1028
00:48:55,995 --> 00:48:56,829
<i>Oh.</i>

1029
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:00,249
<i>Yeah, must be, um...</i>

1030
00:49:01,250 --> 00:49:02,126
<i>terrible to...</i>

1031
00:49:03,252 --> 00:49:04,629
<i>not control your own fate.</i>

1032
00:49:04,712 --> 00:49:06,965
<i>All right. I get it, Detective.</i>

1033
00:49:07,048 --> 00:49:09,342
<i>You're struggling with</i>
<i>feeling like you can't cope.</i>

1034
00:49:09,425 --> 00:49:11,469
<i>Well, welcome to the bloody club!</i>

1035
00:49:12,220 --> 00:49:13,888
<i>You have no right to yell at me.</i>

1036
00:49:14,722 --> 00:49:16,766
<i>Our situations are nothing alike.</i>

1037
00:49:16,849 --> 00:49:18,142
<i>You are an angel.</i>

1038
00:49:18,226 --> 00:49:21,938
<i>You deal with celestial craziness </i>
<i>all the time.</i>

1039
00:49:22,021 --> 00:49:23,856
<i>I am just a person, Lucifer.</i>

1040
00:49:25,149 --> 00:49:26,234
<i>Just a person</i>

1041
00:49:26,317 --> 00:49:29,988
<i>who was already dealing with the fact</i>
<i>that I'm in love with the Devil,</i>

1042
00:49:30,071 --> 00:49:31,406
<i>and then...</i>

1043
00:49:32,240 --> 00:49:34,701
<i>I find out that I was made...</i>

1044
00:49:36,244 --> 00:49:37,120
<i>to feel that way.</i>

1045
00:49:40,039 --> 00:49:41,833
<i>That my life isn't my own,</i>

1046
00:49:41,916 --> 00:49:45,586
<i>so I am sorry if your brother is</i>
<i>a jerk to you sometimes.</i>

1047
00:49:47,171 --> 00:49:48,131
<i>[sighs deeply]</i>

1048
00:49:52,802 --> 00:49:53,636
<i>I... I...</i>

1049
00:49:54,262 --> 00:49:59,934
<i>I spent thousands of years in Hell,</i>
<i>imagining our reunion.</i>

1050
00:50:01,477 --> 00:50:03,229
<i>Getting my partner back, getting...</i>

1051
00:50:05,314 --> 00:50:07,775
<i>Getting you back. And now...</i>

1052
00:50:10,695 --> 00:50:11,529
<i>I...</i>

1053
00:50:14,824 --> 00:50:17,744
<i>I just thought it would go differently.</i>

1054
00:50:21,164 --> 00:50:22,498
<i>Yeah. [sniffles]</i>

1055
00:50:23,875 --> 00:50:24,709
<i>Me, too.</i>

1056
00:50:27,503 --> 00:50:29,297
<i>I thought what we had was real.</i>

1057
00:50:32,633 --> 00:50:33,468
<i>[scoffs]</i>

1058
00:50:54,238 --> 00:50:56,282
<i>Decker! You home?</i>

1059
00:50:57,784 --> 00:50:59,619
<i>Come on, it's 9:30.</i>

1060
00:51:00,203 --> 00:51:01,871
<i>Even you can't be in bed.</i>

1061
00:51:01,954 --> 00:51:02,955
<i>[man] She's not here.</i>

1062
00:51:04,665 --> 00:51:06,584
<i>She left quite abruptly, actually.</i>

1063
00:51:06,876 --> 00:51:08,127
<i>She was quite upset.</i>

1064
00:51:09,253 --> 00:51:10,171
<i>Oh.</i>

1065
00:51:11,631 --> 00:51:14,509
<i>I suppose you're the person</i>
<i>I wanted to talk to, anyway.</i>

1066
00:51:16,302 --> 00:51:17,845
<i>I wanted to say that...</i>

1067
00:51:20,181 --> 00:51:21,224
<i>that I'm sorry.</i>

1068
00:51:22,475 --> 00:51:23,976
<i>I shouldn't have tried to stab you.</i>

1069
00:51:25,103 --> 00:51:28,397
<i>Turns out you weren't the one</i>
<i>I was upset with to begin with.</i>

1070
00:51:28,981 --> 00:51:29,857
<i>Really?</i>

1071
00:51:30,566 --> 00:51:32,068
<i>You're not upset with Lucifer?</i>

1072
00:51:36,030 --> 00:51:36,906
<i>Well...</i>

1073
00:51:37,782 --> 00:51:38,866
<i>you should be.</i>

1074
00:51:44,038 --> 00:51:46,457
<i>Well, this night turned out</i>
<i>better than expected.</i>

1075
00:51:47,083 --> 00:51:49,085
<i>Now I get to cut out your lying tongue.</i>

1076
00:51:50,211 --> 00:51:52,380
<i>You were right. You were right.</i>

1077
00:51:52,755 --> 00:51:56,634
<i>I'm a liar, and Lucifer always</i>
<i>tells the truth, doesn't he?</i>

1078
00:51:57,718 --> 00:52:00,555
<i>Oh, yeah, except for when</i>
<i>he leaves things out.</i>

1079
00:52:00,888 --> 00:52:03,891
<i>Like the secret that he kept from Chloe,</i>

1080
00:52:04,642 --> 00:52:07,103
<i>and the one that he's keeping from you.</i>

1081
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:12,775
<i>What secret?</i>

1082
00:52:12,859 --> 00:52:13,693
<i>Mm-mm.</i>

1083
00:52:13,776 --> 00:52:14,694
<i>Uh-uh.</i>

1084
00:52:15,153 --> 00:52:16,529
<i>I can't tell you that.</i>

1085
00:52:17,572 --> 00:52:18,739
<i>You won't believe me...</i>

1086
00:52:19,657 --> 00:52:21,325
<i>'cause I'm a liar, right?</i>

1087
00:52:24,287 --> 00:52:25,121
<i>But...</i>

1088
00:52:26,581 --> 00:52:29,876
<i>I can tell you how to find it out</i>
<i>for yourself.</i>