1 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:12,012 [ticking] 2 00:00:19,811 --> 00:00:21,813 [chiming] 3 00:00:50,842 --> 00:00:52,552 ["Wicked Game" playing] 4 00:00:56,514 --> 00:00:58,683 ♪ The world was on fire ♪ 5 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:02,562 ♪ And no one could save me but you ♪ 6 00:01:04,939 --> 00:01:06,274 [exhales] 7 00:01:06,357 --> 00:01:12,530 ♪ It's strange what desires Can make foolish people do ♪ 8 00:01:16,659 --> 00:01:18,745 ♪ And I never dreamed ♪ 9 00:01:18,828 --> 00:01:23,833 ♪ That I'd meet somebody like you ♪ 10 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:28,880 ♪ And I never dreamed ♪ 11 00:01:28,963 --> 00:01:34,761 ♪ That I'd lose somebody like you ♪ 12 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:42,393 ♪ What a wicked game to play ♪ 13 00:01:42,477 --> 00:01:47,273 ♪ To make me feel this way ♪ 14 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:51,986 ♪ What a wicked thing to do ♪ 15 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:56,199 ♪ To make me dream of you ♪ 16 00:01:56,950 --> 00:02:01,454 ♪ What a wicked thing to say ♪ 17 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:05,500 ♪ You never felt this way ♪ 18 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:09,796 ♪ What a wicked thing to do ♪ 19 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:14,092 ♪ To make me dream of you ♪ 20 00:02:14,175 --> 00:02:17,095 ♪ Now I… ♪ 21 00:02:17,178 --> 00:02:21,474 ♪ Wanna fall in love ♪ 22 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:30,108 ♪ I wanna fall in love ♪ 23 00:02:32,443 --> 00:02:39,409 ♪ Ooh, I… ♪ 24 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:53,173 ♪ Wanna fall in love ♪ 25 00:02:55,008 --> 00:03:00,805 ♪ With you ♪ 26 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:06,477 [clapping] 27 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:13,443 Hmm. I forgot what a wonderful voice you were blessed with. 28 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:15,653 [chuckles] Thanks to you, right? 29 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:18,865 Well, it's only second to my relentless honesty. 30 00:03:18,948 --> 00:03:21,242 Can't say it's good to see you, Dad. 31 00:03:22,076 --> 00:03:25,121 What are you still doing slumming it down here, anyway? 32 00:03:25,663 --> 00:03:27,081 Didn't Amenadiel tell you? 33 00:03:27,165 --> 00:03:28,917 I decided to stay a while. 34 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:32,462 [scoffs] Why? So you and Michael can wreak more havoc? 35 00:03:33,254 --> 00:03:35,381 Actually, Michael went home. 36 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:36,966 [Lucifer] Hmm? 37 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:40,220 Sent him to his room, did you? Wish I'd been there. 38 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:43,264 Back to my original question, what are you still doing here? 39 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:47,393 Do I need a reason to visit my sons? 40 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:50,730 Ahh. The old "answering a question with a question." One of my favorites. 41 00:03:50,813 --> 00:03:54,817 Here, let me have a go. Um, as for father-son hang time, 42 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:57,654 how about when Hell freezes over? That do for you? 43 00:03:58,655 --> 00:03:59,864 [sighs] 44 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:00,907 Samael. 45 00:04:01,991 --> 00:04:04,786 No, no, no! 46 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:08,081 In the short time you've been here, you managed to screw up 47 00:04:08,164 --> 00:04:11,751 my one chance of happiness, so please just stay away from me! 48 00:04:13,544 --> 00:04:14,754 [huffs] 49 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,174 [cell phone chimes] 50 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:33,564 [camera shutter clicking] 51 00:04:36,484 --> 00:04:39,529 I didn't see anything. It's hard to in this thing. 52 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:43,032 You wanna try it on? It's a little smelly, but you'll see what I mean. 53 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:45,159 No, I'm good. Hi. 54 00:04:45,243 --> 00:04:48,204 Detective, I was surprised to get your text. 55 00:04:48,913 --> 00:04:52,125 I'm actually surprised, as well, to see you here. 56 00:04:52,208 --> 00:04:55,378 I sent that text four hours ago. I didn't think you were coming, 57 00:04:55,461 --> 00:04:56,713 but I'm glad you did. 58 00:04:56,796 --> 00:05:00,008 Well, I just assumed that you were… that we were… 59 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:02,302 Uh, having a disagreement? 60 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:04,637 Sure, yeah, I mean, all couples have problems, 61 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:06,514 but we'll work through it. It's normal. 62 00:05:06,597 --> 00:05:09,934 Detective, you said it yourself. I'm not sure that we are a normal couple 63 00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:12,020 or that this is an ordinary problem. 64 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:13,604 -As much as I-- -No. 65 00:05:13,688 --> 00:05:14,731 No what? 66 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:17,442 I thought about what you were saying and no. 67 00:05:17,525 --> 00:05:18,860 I don't believe you. 68 00:05:19,944 --> 00:05:21,988 There's no way you're incapable of love. 69 00:05:22,071 --> 00:05:24,449 No one is incapable of love. No one. 70 00:05:27,785 --> 00:05:32,206 But, at the very least, we're still partners, right? 71 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:34,959 We-- We can still work together, for now? 72 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:37,337 Yes. Of course. 73 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:39,213 Okay. Good. 74 00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:41,591 -Shall we? -Yeah. 75 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:44,927 -Hey, Ella. -[Ella] Hey. 76 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:47,555 -You wanna catch Lucifer up? -[Ella] Oh, sure. 77 00:05:47,638 --> 00:05:50,141 So, it was the fourth quarter. 78 00:05:50,224 --> 00:05:52,643 It had just hit the two-minute warning. 79 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:55,980 Cathedral High is down by three, but they've got possession. 80 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:58,441 -Cheerleaders-- -Do you wanna-- Ahem. Skip to-- 81 00:05:58,524 --> 00:06:00,109 Flag on the play. Right. 82 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:03,613 Well, poor Steve Rockwell here dropped dead at the 50-yard line. 83 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:05,323 Everyone thought he died of a heart attack, 84 00:06:05,406 --> 00:06:06,908 but Ella figured out he was murdered. 85 00:06:06,991 --> 00:06:10,578 Yeah, someone wet his whistle with poison. 86 00:06:10,661 --> 00:06:11,621 That blows. 87 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:13,623 -Nice. -[chuckles] 88 00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:16,959 What are you gonna do though, right? Another one bites the dust. 89 00:06:18,419 --> 00:06:21,714 -[camera shutter clicking] -["Another One Bites the Dust" playing] 90 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:23,674 Miss Lopez, you all right? 91 00:06:25,343 --> 00:06:26,719 [camera clicking in rhythm] 92 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:30,431 [player] Set, hut! 93 00:06:33,309 --> 00:06:35,269 What on earth is happening? 94 00:06:39,982 --> 00:06:41,776 [pom-poms rustling in rhythm] 95 00:06:45,988 --> 00:06:48,449 ♪ Ooh, let's go ♪ 96 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:52,036 ♪ Steve walks warily down the street With the brim pulled way down low ♪ 97 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:56,374 ♪ Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet Machine guns ready to go ♪ 98 00:06:56,457 --> 00:06:58,709 ♪ Are you ready? Hey, are you ready for this? ♪ 99 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:01,170 ♪ Are you hanging On the edge of your seat? ♪ 100 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:04,507 ♪ Out of the doorway The bullets rip to the sound of the beat ♪ 101 00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:06,342 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 102 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:09,095 ♪ Another one bites the dust ♪ 103 00:07:09,929 --> 00:07:11,055 [team] Defense! 104 00:07:11,722 --> 00:07:13,516 ♪ Another one bites the dust ♪ 105 00:07:13,599 --> 00:07:15,726 ♪ And another one gone And another one gone ♪ 106 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:18,187 -♪ Another one bites the dust ♪ -♪ Ugh! ♪ 107 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:20,314 -♪ Hey, I'm gonna get you, too ♪ -[shouting] 108 00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:22,024 ♪ Another one bites the dust ♪ 109 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:24,944 [singing cheer] 110 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:27,196 ♪ Bite the dust! ♪ 111 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,614 ♪ I'm dusted! ♪ 112 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:30,324 I'm kind of dusty. 113 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:36,622 -♪ Another one bites the dust ♪ -♪ Oh! ♪ 114 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:38,541 -♪ Another one bites the dust ♪ -[grunting] 115 00:07:38,624 --> 00:07:40,877 -♪ Another one bites the dust ♪ -♪ Hey, hey! ♪ 116 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:42,378 ♪ Another one bites the dust ♪ 117 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:45,298 [vocalizing] 118 00:07:48,092 --> 00:07:50,636 ♪ Hoo, child! ♪ 119 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:53,639 ♪ There are plenty of ways That you can hurt a man ♪ 120 00:07:53,723 --> 00:07:55,349 ♪ And bring him to the ground ♪ 121 00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:57,810 ♪ You can beat him You can cheat him, you can treat him bad ♪ 122 00:07:57,894 --> 00:07:59,979 ♪ And leave him when he's down, yeah ♪ 123 00:08:00,062 --> 00:08:01,981 ♪ But I'm ready, yes, I'm ready for you ♪ 124 00:08:02,064 --> 00:08:04,317 ♪ I'm standing on my own two feet ♪ 125 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:06,611 ♪ Out of the doorway, the bullets rip ♪ 126 00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:08,905 ♪ Repeating to the sound of the beat Oh, yeah! ♪ 127 00:08:10,531 --> 00:08:12,700 -♪ Another one bites the dust ♪ -♪ Oh! ♪ 128 00:08:14,410 --> 00:08:15,995 ♪ Another one bites the dust ♪ 129 00:08:16,579 --> 00:08:19,081 ♪ And another one gone And another one gone ♪ 130 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:20,833 ♪ Another one bites the dust ♪ 131 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:21,792 ♪ Hey! ♪ 132 00:08:21,876 --> 00:08:23,127 ♪ I'm gonna get you, too ♪ 133 00:08:23,211 --> 00:08:25,129 ♪ Another one bites the dust ♪ 134 00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:26,172 [song ends] 135 00:08:26,255 --> 00:08:27,089 What-- 136 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:28,716 What just happened? 137 00:08:28,799 --> 00:08:30,426 Hmm? I already told you. 138 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:32,136 Poisoned whistle. 139 00:08:35,556 --> 00:08:37,308 Oh. 140 00:08:38,392 --> 00:08:39,936 [huffs, chuckles] 141 00:08:42,271 --> 00:08:45,024 What part of "stay away from me" do you not understand? 142 00:08:45,107 --> 00:08:47,443 Just wanted to see exactly what it is you do for work. 143 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:48,528 Ahh… 144 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:50,947 You're some kind of police assistant, is that right? 145 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:52,657 Consultant. 146 00:08:52,740 --> 00:08:55,409 Whatever. Just go away, Dad. 147 00:08:55,493 --> 00:08:57,787 How'd you even know I was here, anyway? 148 00:08:57,870 --> 00:09:00,456 Well, the singing and dancing was a bit of a giveaway. 149 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:01,874 Ah, but fun, right? 150 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:04,252 -Well, I mean, yes, I-- -[chuckles] 151 00:09:05,294 --> 00:09:06,546 That's beside the point. 152 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:08,881 It is not what people do at a crime scene. 153 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:10,424 Understood. 154 00:09:11,175 --> 00:09:13,511 From now on, you won't even know I'm here. 155 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:16,055 ["Another One Bites the Dust" playing] 156 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:23,396 Oh, God. 157 00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:34,824 [woman] I truly have no idea who could have done this. 158 00:09:36,033 --> 00:09:39,078 Is that because he had no enemies that you know of? 159 00:09:39,161 --> 00:09:40,871 No, because he had so many. 160 00:09:41,455 --> 00:09:44,292 Being a ref can be pretty polarizing. [sniffles] 161 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:46,168 He had to make tough calls. 162 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:49,338 A lot of people on the losing end of them would blame Steve. 163 00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:51,924 -I'm a teacher myself. -Mm-hmm. 164 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:54,594 The kids, the parents, they… 165 00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:57,430 they take these things very seriously. 166 00:09:57,513 --> 00:10:01,100 Did he have to make, uh, any of these tough calls recently? 167 00:10:01,183 --> 00:10:03,936 Actually, yes, just last week. 168 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:08,858 With the Mulholland High Saints and the Benedict Canyon Wildcats. 169 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:11,277 It cost the Saints the District Championship. 170 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:16,198 People freaked out. Our house was egged, and we got threatening emails. 171 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,116 It was bad. 172 00:10:17,199 --> 00:10:20,870 -Could I take a look at those emails? -Of course. Anything. 173 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:22,455 Thank you. 174 00:10:22,538 --> 00:10:25,958 So, Officer Denny here will take the rest of your statement, all right? 175 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,502 It's not what people do at a crime scene. 176 00:10:29,086 --> 00:10:30,046 Thank you. 177 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:31,922 I do not wanna see you again! 178 00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:33,507 [chuckles] Hi. 179 00:10:34,258 --> 00:10:36,385 -Hi. Hey. Who were you talking to? -[sighs] 180 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:40,014 Oh, just, uh, someone in dire need of wardrobe advice. 181 00:10:40,097 --> 00:10:42,516 I mean, socks with sandals. Need I say more? 182 00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:44,602 Lucifer, who is that? 183 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:47,480 It's, um… 184 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:51,192 [sighs] It's my dad. 185 00:10:52,109 --> 00:10:54,236 Your dad? As in, God? 186 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:57,198 Yes. Yes, and I know it's probably very overwhelming, 187 00:10:57,281 --> 00:10:59,742 but please do not inflate his ego, Detective. 188 00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:02,078 It's big enough as it is. Here we go again. 189 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:03,162 Hi. 190 00:11:03,245 --> 00:11:06,749 [chuckles] Hi, God, I-- Well-- I'm Chloe. 191 00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:11,087 I'm guessing you already know that, but here's something maybe you don't know, 192 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:13,297 and respectfully, sir, 193 00:11:13,881 --> 00:11:15,883 you are a terrible father. 194 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:20,680 I am sure you had your hands full with creating the Earth, you know, the sun, 195 00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:22,139 the universe, whatever, 196 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:24,725 but I know what it's like to be a working parent, 197 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:28,312 and my two cents, again, respectfully, when it comes to Lucifer. 198 00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:29,814 you screwed up. 199 00:11:29,897 --> 00:11:30,731 Big time. 200 00:11:31,315 --> 00:11:34,694 You know, your kid acts up, and you kick them out of the house 201 00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:36,904 and go radio silent for thousands of years? 202 00:11:36,987 --> 00:11:38,155 That's just mean. 203 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:40,533 Respectfully. 204 00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:54,213 It's nice to finally meet you, Chloe Decker. 205 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:58,175 I can certainly see how much you care for my son. 206 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:01,804 -He's lucky to have you. -Right, 'cause I'm a gift? 207 00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:04,223 Speaking of, I'd like to talk-- 208 00:12:04,306 --> 00:12:06,600 That's probably enough for our first meet and greet. 209 00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:09,520 We don't want anyone to get smited. Yes. 210 00:12:09,603 --> 00:12:11,230 Plus, we have a murder to solve. 211 00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:14,358 So off you pop, Dad. Come on. 212 00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,988 Now you see what I've been dealing with? 213 00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:19,947 Yeah. 214 00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:23,659 -[grunts] -[Charlie cooing] 215 00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:26,537 [Linda] What are you doing? 216 00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:28,497 Oh, I, uh… 217 00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:31,208 I spoke to my father. 218 00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:34,920 Turns out we won't be needing this after all. 219 00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:37,757 Well, do wings come in later? 220 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,509 Or is it, like, a puberty thing? [chuckling] 221 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:44,555 Am I gonna find feathers next to crusty socks under his bed? [laughs] 222 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:49,643 Charlie won't be getting wings, Linda, ever. 223 00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:53,647 I'm sorry to say that our son is just a… 224 00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:55,441 just a normal human baby. 225 00:12:55,524 --> 00:12:57,234 Well, that's a relief! 226 00:12:58,194 --> 00:12:59,445 Why do you look so sad? 227 00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:02,490 Do you not realize that this is good news? 228 00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:04,366 No more ugly-ass bubble wrap. 229 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,827 No more worrying about a head-on with a 737. 230 00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:10,664 I mean, this… This… This is fantastic. 231 00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:12,208 Because he can't fly. 232 00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:15,252 Yay. 233 00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:19,381 Okay, wait. 234 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:23,093 You're disappointed because you think angels are better than humans. 235 00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:24,637 Don't you? 236 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,806 Well, yes, Linda. We are better. 237 00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:29,308 We can fly. We live forever. 238 00:13:29,391 --> 00:13:31,185 There's our superhuman strength. 239 00:13:41,111 --> 00:13:44,323 I… probably shouldn't have done that. 240 00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:46,575 [metal creaking] 241 00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:51,997 I'll have Maze take a look at that. 242 00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:54,458 Did I mention that we can fly? 243 00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:59,004 [clears throat] I mean, no offense, Linda, but we are better. 244 00:14:00,464 --> 00:14:04,385 Okay. Um, offense taken, Amenadiel. 245 00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:06,387 You know what? 246 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:10,307 Why don't you fly this bag of shit to the trash 247 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:13,686 while Charlie and I go on a lame human walk? 248 00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:18,774 "You ruined my life, and I'm gonna make sure you never ref another game again. 249 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,861 The world would be a better place if you would just drop dead." 250 00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:22,778 Subtle. 251 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,281 This email came from your account, JJ. 252 00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:26,323 So? 253 00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:29,994 So it sounds like your son threatened to kill the referee who is now dead. 254 00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:31,871 Surely, you see where we're going with this. 255 00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:34,665 So you're a linebacker for the Mulholland High Saints? 256 00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:38,544 And until last week's playoff loss to the Wildcats, 257 00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:41,130 you had a full scholarship to SMU on the table? 258 00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:42,798 You mean until the ref made 259 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:46,468 the most asinine call in the history of high school football? Yes. 260 00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:51,432 So you blame Steve Rockwell for the loss of your scholarship? 261 00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:55,853 Of course it's Rockwell's fault. He's a stupid ref who made a stupid call. 262 00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:57,897 He ruined everything for us. 263 00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:00,733 Don't you mean ruined everything for him? [chuckles] 264 00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:03,611 JJ, do you even want to be an LB at SMU? 265 00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:06,780 I mean, it's a lot of acronyms to keep track of, for starters. 266 00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:10,784 He doesn't know what he wants. He's 17. 267 00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:13,203 That's why I'm here, helping him, guiding him. 268 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:15,372 Watching him. 269 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:18,292 ["Every Breath You Take" playing] 270 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:29,178 ♪ Every breath you take ♪ 271 00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:33,390 ♪ And every move you make ♪ 272 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,560 ♪ Every bond you break ♪ 273 00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:38,604 ♪ Every step you take ♪ 274 00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:40,773 ♪ I'll be watching you ♪ 275 00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:46,779 ♪ Every single day ♪ 276 00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:49,448 ♪ And every word I say ♪ 277 00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:52,952 ♪ Every game I play ♪ 278 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,870 ♪ Every night I stay ♪ 279 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,247 ♪ He'll be watching me ♪ 280 00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:03,128 ♪ Oh, can't you see ♪ 281 00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:06,632 ♪ You belong to me? ♪ 282 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:11,345 ♪ How my poor heart aches ♪ 283 00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:14,390 ♪ With every step you take ♪ 284 00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:17,434 ♪ Every move you make ♪ 285 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:19,520 [Lucifer] ♪ Every move I make ♪ 286 00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:21,563 ♪ Every vow you break ♪ 287 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,816 ♪ Every vow I break ♪ 288 00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:25,818 ♪ Every smile I fake ♪ 289 00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:27,820 ♪ Every claim I stake ♪ 290 00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:30,406 -♪ He'll be watching me ♪ -[mother] ♪ I'll be watching you ♪ 291 00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:37,913 ♪ Since you've gone I've been lost without a trace ♪ 292 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:41,917 ♪ I dream at night I can only see your face ♪ 293 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:46,088 ♪ I look around But it's you I can't replace ♪ 294 00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:50,175 ♪ I feel so cold And I long for your embrace ♪ 295 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:57,182 ♪ I keep crying, baby, baby, please ♪ 296 00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:06,358 -♪ I'll be watching you ♪ -[Lucifer] ♪ Every breath I take ♪ 297 00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:08,485 ♪ Every move I make ♪ 298 00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:10,320 ♪ Every bond I break ♪ 299 00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,656 -♪ Every step I take ♪ -[mother] ♪ I'll be watching you ♪ 300 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,658 -[Lucifer] ♪ Every single day ♪ -[vocalizing] 301 00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:16,744 [Lucifer] ♪ Every word I say ♪ 302 00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:18,746 ♪ Every game I play ♪ 303 00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:20,873 -♪ Every night I stay ♪ -♪ I'll be watching you ♪ 304 00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:22,833 ♪ Every single day ♪ 305 00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:24,877 ♪ Every word I say ♪ 306 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:27,254 ♪ Every game I play ♪ 307 00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:30,340 -He'll be watching me. -[song ends] 308 00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:32,676 Bastard. 309 00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:36,388 Forget what she wants. 310 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:41,143 Speak for yourself, young man. Tell me, what is it you truly desire? 311 00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:44,063 I… I… 312 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,900 I wanna be in the CIA. 313 00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:52,905 -Oh, did not see that coming. -Mm. 314 00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:54,740 The Culinary Institute of America. 315 00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,743 I wanna be a pastry chef. 316 00:17:57,826 --> 00:17:59,244 The CI what now? 317 00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:01,789 [pounds table] Madam, please! Ground your helicopter. 318 00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:05,459 It's time you let this poor boy make his own decisions, and-- 319 00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,545 I-- I need a word with my father. 320 00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:12,132 [door closes] 321 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:17,513 Okay, if you must know, I sent that email. 322 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:20,265 -[Chloe] Hmm. -But you can't hold me. 323 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:23,769 You don't have any evidence that I killed anyone. You wanna know why? 324 00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:25,854 Because I didn't. JJ, let's go. 325 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,649 Um… I'd like to say something. 326 00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:30,484 -Just-- -[Chloe] Excuse me. 327 00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:32,069 Go ahead. 328 00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:36,073 I saw Mr. Rockwell arguing with some dude in the parking lot a couple of days ago. 329 00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:36,990 Mm-hmm. 330 00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:39,284 I didn't recognize the guy, but it looked intense. 331 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:40,327 Can you describe him? 332 00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:44,331 Not really. Uh, tall, he was wearing, like, a ball cap. 333 00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:48,502 No, but he got into, like, this really old-school yellow truck. 334 00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:49,920 Does that help? 335 00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:52,756 Yes. Yes, it does, thank you, JJ. 336 00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:58,137 Maybe you should join the CIA. 337 00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:02,015 -You're a really good spy. -You really should start listening to him. 338 00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:02,975 What now? 339 00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:08,605 -Are you okay? -[sighing] 340 00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:13,110 -You thought your Dad was here? -He was, but he seems to have vanished. 341 00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:17,072 [sighs] Well, at least JJ's mom is clearly guilty as sin. 342 00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:22,744 We-- not exactly. No confession, no hard evidence. We can't hold her. 343 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:25,247 My gut says that she's innocent anyhow, so… 344 00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:30,377 Even if she didn't kill the ref, that woman is far from innocent. 345 00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:33,213 Poor JJ is permanently screwed, 346 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:37,384 destined to be a broken man because of his overbearing, judgmental mother. 347 00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:40,387 He will never be able to live like a normal person, 348 00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:42,514 love like a normal person. 349 00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:43,932 -[sighs] -Yeah. 350 00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:47,227 I feel… for him. 351 00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,813 Best thing for JJ is to sever all ties with the tyrant, 352 00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:51,607 get as far away from her as possible. 353 00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:56,695 Or maybe he could keep his parent close 354 00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:59,281 so that they could work through their issues. 355 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,993 Rebuild their broken relationship 356 00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:05,829 so that he might let go of his anger and resentment and… 357 00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:09,499 live a normal life. 358 00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:12,669 And have normal, loving relationships. Yeah. 359 00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:19,176 Huh. [exhales] 360 00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:23,513 So, I'd give you the tour, but I know you've been spying-- I mean, 361 00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,891 kindly watching over me for millennia. 362 00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:28,560 Uh, the bed's yours. I'll take the sofa. 363 00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:30,145 Clean towels in the bathroom. 364 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:34,149 But for you's sake, don't use my loofah. That's gross. I got you your own. 365 00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:37,110 What exactly is this about, son? 366 00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:41,573 Well, remember that thing that I said about staying away 367 00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:43,533 -from me for all eternity? -Mm-hmm. 368 00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:45,410 I take it back. 369 00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:49,414 I think it's time that you and I worked on our relationship 370 00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:52,292 so that I may have a relationship. 371 00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:53,293 Ergo… 372 00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:57,881 mi casa es su casa, Dad. 373 00:20:58,590 --> 00:20:59,925 -Hmm. -Fun. 374 00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:00,842 Yeah. 375 00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:07,724 Interrogation's through those doors. 376 00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:10,060 Lots of judging goes on in there. You'd like that. 377 00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:14,273 Uh, donuts are here, a triumph of mankind, as I'm sure you're aware. Here. 378 00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:16,316 [laughs] Have a sprinkled. 379 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,568 -My favorite. -Mm-hmm. 380 00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:20,487 Very nice. 381 00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:23,573 I prefer the ones with the little cereal bits on top. 382 00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:24,491 But thank you. 383 00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:27,953 Anyway, that's pretty much it. 384 00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:30,247 So where's your throne? 385 00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:31,957 [laughs] 386 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,626 There are no thrones here, Dad. That's not how it works. 387 00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:36,837 Right. Right, I-- I knew that. 388 00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:40,549 I meant metaphorically, where's your seat of power? 389 00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:43,176 -You said you were very important here. -I am. 390 00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:46,763 But I, you know, prefer to stand, ready for action. 391 00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:47,723 [God] Hmm. 392 00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:50,642 -[sighs] -So you don't have an office? 393 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:53,562 -It's open floor plan, Dad! -[mumbles] Oh, okay. 394 00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:55,605 -So where's your desk? -[sighs] 395 00:21:55,689 --> 00:22:00,193 Oh, Daniel, would you mind explaining to this gentleman 396 00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:02,696 how important I am to the investigative process? 397 00:22:02,779 --> 00:22:04,489 Not now, Lucifer. 398 00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:05,407 He has a desk. 399 00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:07,159 Maybe if you work hard enough, 400 00:22:07,242 --> 00:22:10,370 you might one day rise to this man's level. 401 00:22:11,246 --> 00:22:13,957 -Or you can maybe get one of these. -[Lucifer] Hmm. 402 00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:16,001 Uh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 403 00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:17,794 Who are you? 404 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:20,797 Uh, Dan, this is… 405 00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:23,008 my dad. 406 00:22:23,633 --> 00:22:24,676 -[Dan chuckles] -[God] Hmm. 407 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,094 You know, the big man. 408 00:22:27,804 --> 00:22:28,638 It's God. 409 00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:32,059 [gasps] Oh. 410 00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:34,353 -Oh. -[Lucifer] Hmm. 411 00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:37,856 Hi. Hello-- Huh-- Hello-- Uh, Mr… 412 00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:40,901 Your, uh, Highness, Your Holy-- [gasps] 413 00:22:40,984 --> 00:22:45,655 I am, uh, D-- Daniel, Detec-- Detective Daniel Espinoza. 414 00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:46,740 Nice to meet-- 415 00:22:46,823 --> 00:22:49,284 It's, uh-- It's real nice, buddy. 416 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,286 It's real nice to meet you. 417 00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:54,581 Oh. 418 00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:57,584 I know who you are, actually. 419 00:22:57,667 --> 00:22:58,752 [Dan] Hmm. 420 00:22:58,835 --> 00:23:00,504 I believe you met my wife. 421 00:23:05,967 --> 00:23:07,761 Oh. Hmm. 422 00:23:07,844 --> 00:23:09,846 -Right. -[Dan chuckles] 423 00:23:17,145 --> 00:23:18,522 I'll be seeing you later. 424 00:23:20,607 --> 00:23:21,441 Or not. 425 00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:25,904 Anyway, Dad, why don't I show you the vending machines, hmm? 426 00:23:25,987 --> 00:23:27,656 Come on. [laughs] 427 00:23:28,323 --> 00:23:30,325 [sighs] Have you tried Cool Ranch Puffs? 428 00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,160 -[God] No. -[elevator bell dings] 429 00:23:36,164 --> 00:23:37,791 [Mazikeen] Here you go, Ella. 430 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:40,919 -Lunchtime. -[Ella] What? Don't-- How dare you! 431 00:23:41,002 --> 00:23:41,962 I don't want him. 432 00:23:42,045 --> 00:23:44,464 Well, he's got a motorcycle. 433 00:23:46,007 --> 00:23:49,803 [hesitates] Yeah, well, motorcycles are unsafe. 434 00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:54,141 Is it a Harley? 435 00:23:54,224 --> 00:23:55,434 [Mazikeen] Mm-hmm. 436 00:23:56,768 --> 00:24:00,272 Just no, stop! Stop! What are you trying to do, torture me? 437 00:24:00,355 --> 00:24:01,189 Totally. 438 00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:05,861 [exhales] And you enjoy it, don't you? 439 00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:08,822 Hey, I'm just being me. [exhales] 440 00:24:08,905 --> 00:24:10,449 Perfect the way I am. 441 00:24:11,783 --> 00:24:16,246 Maze, you say that you're bad, okay? But I think it's just an act. 442 00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:19,082 You-- You put bad guys away, remember? 443 00:24:19,666 --> 00:24:23,170 Handcuffed, going to jail. You make the world a better place. 444 00:24:23,253 --> 00:24:24,129 You're right. 445 00:24:24,713 --> 00:24:26,631 ["Bad to the Bone" playing] 446 00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:27,924 Huh! 447 00:24:28,884 --> 00:24:30,635 ♪ Now, listen up ♪ 448 00:24:31,511 --> 00:24:33,930 ♪ Now on the day I was born ♪ 449 00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:36,808 ♪ The nurses all gathered 'round ♪ 450 00:24:36,892 --> 00:24:39,186 ♪ And they gazed in wide wonder ♪ 451 00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:41,688 ♪ At the joy they had found ♪ 452 00:24:41,771 --> 00:24:44,274 ♪ The head nurse spoke up ♪ 453 00:24:44,357 --> 00:24:46,860 ♪ She said, "Leave this one alone" ♪ 454 00:24:46,943 --> 00:24:49,446 ♪ She could tell right away ♪ 455 00:24:49,529 --> 00:24:51,781 ♪ That I was bad to the bone ♪ 456 00:24:51,865 --> 00:24:54,618 ♪ Bad to the bone ♪ 457 00:24:54,701 --> 00:24:57,162 ♪ Bad to the bone ♪ 458 00:24:57,245 --> 00:24:59,623 ♪ B-b-b-b-bad ♪ 459 00:24:59,706 --> 00:25:03,418 ♪ B-b-b-b-bad ♪ 460 00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:07,297 -["No Scrubs" playing] -[vocalizing] 461 00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:09,883 ♪ No, I don't want your number ♪ 462 00:25:09,966 --> 00:25:12,219 ♪ No, I don't wanna give you mine ♪ 463 00:25:12,302 --> 00:25:14,930 ♪ And no, I don't wanna meet you nowhere ♪ 464 00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:17,349 ♪ No, I don't want none of your time ♪ 465 00:25:17,432 --> 00:25:20,060 ♪ And no, I don't want no scrub ♪ 466 00:25:20,143 --> 00:25:23,271 ♪ A scrub is a guy That can't get no love from me ♪ 467 00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:26,608 ♪ Hanging out the passenger side Of his best friend's ride ♪ 468 00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:28,360 ♪ Trying to holler at me ♪ 469 00:25:28,443 --> 00:25:30,529 [Mazikeen] ♪ Bad to the bone ♪ 470 00:25:30,612 --> 00:25:33,073 ♪ Bad to the bone ♪ 471 00:25:33,156 --> 00:25:35,659 ♪ No, I don't want your number ♪ 472 00:25:35,742 --> 00:25:38,453 ♪ No, I don't wanna give you mine And no-- ♪ 473 00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:40,956 ♪ B-b-b-b-bad ♪ 474 00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:43,416 ♪ B-b-b-b-bad ♪ 475 00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:46,044 ♪ No, I don't wanna meet you nowhere ♪ 476 00:25:46,127 --> 00:25:48,213 ♪ No, I don't want none of your time ♪ 477 00:25:48,296 --> 00:25:50,799 -♪ So bad ♪ -♪ No, I don't want no scrub ♪ 478 00:25:50,882 --> 00:25:53,468 -♪ Bad to the bone ♪ -♪ Scrub can't get no love from me ♪ 479 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:56,054 -♪ So bad ♪ -♪ Hanging out the passenger side ♪ 480 00:25:56,137 --> 00:25:58,932 ♪ Of his best friend's ride Trying to holler at me ♪ 481 00:25:59,015 --> 00:26:00,976 -♪ So bad ♪ -♪ I don't want no scrub ♪ 482 00:26:01,059 --> 00:26:03,979 -♪ Bad to the bone ♪ -♪ Scrub can't get no love from me ♪ 483 00:26:04,062 --> 00:26:06,189 -♪ I'm bad, so bad ♪ -♪ Hanging out the passenger side ♪ 484 00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:07,941 -♪ I'm bad ♪ -♪ Of his best friend's ride ♪ 485 00:26:08,024 --> 00:26:10,151 ♪ Trying to holler at me ♪ 486 00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:12,237 [song ends] 487 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:18,743 [sighing] Whoa. 488 00:26:18,827 --> 00:26:20,453 Okay. Harley. 489 00:26:21,955 --> 00:26:23,331 [Chloe] Hi. 490 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:25,750 Oh. Hi. Hey. 491 00:26:26,334 --> 00:26:28,878 Uh, did you, uh, find a yellow truck? 492 00:26:29,462 --> 00:26:32,132 Uh, not yet, but, um, you okay? 493 00:26:32,215 --> 00:26:35,093 Oh, yeah, I just got a couple of reports back from the lab. 494 00:26:35,176 --> 00:26:36,720 You know how excited I get. 495 00:26:36,803 --> 00:26:40,432 First, identified the poison. Components aren't easy to come by. 496 00:26:40,515 --> 00:26:43,852 You gotta order them through hospitals, chemistry labs, places like that. 497 00:26:43,935 --> 00:26:46,896 Right, so not exactly a lead, but could help narrow things later. 498 00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:50,191 No, here is the juicy one. 499 00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:51,610 Other than the victim's, 500 00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:54,821 we found two other people's fingerprints on Rockwell's whistle. 501 00:26:54,904 --> 00:26:56,072 -Really? -Mm-hmm. 502 00:26:56,156 --> 00:26:59,409 -So, anything from AFIS? -Nope. But I did get a hit on EDS. 503 00:26:59,492 --> 00:27:02,037 Educational Database. What, a teacher? 504 00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:03,580 Nope again. A coach. 505 00:27:03,663 --> 00:27:06,166 And here is the juicy juice. 506 00:27:06,666 --> 00:27:10,295 He drives an old-school yellow truck. 507 00:27:10,378 --> 00:27:11,713 Really? 508 00:27:11,796 --> 00:27:15,467 So, uh, Dale McVey, the coach for Benedict Canyon Wildcats. 509 00:27:15,550 --> 00:27:19,095 But doesn't make sense that he'd wanna hurt Rockwell, because his bad call 510 00:27:19,179 --> 00:27:20,305 made the Wildcats win. 511 00:27:20,388 --> 00:27:21,348 Right, but-- 512 00:27:21,431 --> 00:27:24,684 [Lucifer] Dad! What are you doing? You're embarrassing me. 513 00:27:24,768 --> 00:27:26,811 [God] I didn't say there was anything wrong with it. 514 00:27:26,895 --> 00:27:29,814 It's not what you're saying, Dad. It's the way that you're saying it. 515 00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:32,275 -Hey, Lucifer. -Hi. 516 00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:34,235 And hello again to you, sir. 517 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:36,863 Good to see you two hanging out. 518 00:27:36,946 --> 00:27:39,658 -He doesn't like the coffee. -I didn't say that. I didn't say anything. 519 00:27:39,741 --> 00:27:41,951 You spat it in the garbage. 520 00:27:42,035 --> 00:27:43,953 See, this is how it's always been with him. 521 00:27:44,037 --> 00:27:46,915 A subtle raised eyebrow, then straight to raining frogs. Here. 522 00:27:46,998 --> 00:27:48,667 Taste this, tell him it's delicious. 523 00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:49,959 Uh, not sure I should. 524 00:27:50,043 --> 00:27:51,878 Go ahead, child. Taste it. 525 00:27:51,961 --> 00:27:53,421 -It's fine. -Of course it's fine. 526 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:55,757 That's why I want her to taste it. Taste it. 527 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,175 -[Chloe] No-- -[Lucifer] Taste it! 528 00:27:57,258 --> 00:28:00,887 [whispers] I just don't think that I should get in the middle of this. 529 00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:03,473 I would really prefer not to. 530 00:28:03,556 --> 00:28:05,642 So, good to see you. Excuse me. 531 00:28:05,725 --> 00:28:06,810 [grunts] 532 00:28:07,435 --> 00:28:09,979 -Now look what you did. -[groans] 533 00:28:10,063 --> 00:28:11,356 -Come with me. -[knocking] 534 00:28:12,941 --> 00:28:14,984 Ah! Taste this. 535 00:28:21,908 --> 00:28:23,493 [both sighing] 536 00:28:26,246 --> 00:28:27,580 [sighs] 537 00:28:29,624 --> 00:28:30,875 [sighs] 538 00:28:33,211 --> 00:28:35,296 [Linda] I find these things are… 539 00:28:36,756 --> 00:28:38,758 usually never really about… 540 00:28:39,592 --> 00:28:40,885 the coffee. 541 00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:42,804 Perhaps you two could 542 00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:47,267 care to discuss what this is really about? 543 00:28:49,769 --> 00:28:51,730 Okay. Okay. 544 00:28:52,939 --> 00:28:55,567 Okay, he comes down here, judging every little thing, 545 00:28:55,650 --> 00:28:58,069 which is ironic because he made every little thing. 546 00:28:58,153 --> 00:29:02,115 Made all of us imperfect and then criticizes us for not measuring up. 547 00:29:02,198 --> 00:29:06,661 So, photoshop your selfies, prepare ye the way for Mr. Judgy-pants. 548 00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:11,791 Is this one of those times when you say one thing and mean another? 549 00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:13,668 Because I certainly didn't invent that. 550 00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:15,170 If you're referring to sarcasm, 551 00:29:15,253 --> 00:29:18,089 I'm not smart-alecky enough to take credit for that. 552 00:29:18,173 --> 00:29:20,842 Smart being in the title, to which I'm sure you'll disagree. 553 00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:22,218 There it goes again. 554 00:29:22,302 --> 00:29:24,763 Okay. God, perhaps we should start with you. 555 00:29:24,846 --> 00:29:27,724 Has Lucifer done anything recently to anger you? 556 00:29:27,807 --> 00:29:30,059 [chuckles] Of course not. 557 00:29:30,143 --> 00:29:32,020 I'm not angry about anything. 558 00:29:32,103 --> 00:29:36,149 [chuckles] So, what? You just banished me to Hell for shiggles? 559 00:29:36,232 --> 00:29:37,901 Be honest! 560 00:29:37,984 --> 00:29:40,987 You were pissed that I threatened your superhero status 561 00:29:41,070 --> 00:29:42,697 and you were dying to punish me. 562 00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:44,199 You wanted me to suffer. 563 00:29:44,282 --> 00:29:46,743 -It's impossible to make him happy. -[laughs] 564 00:29:46,826 --> 00:29:49,829 If I give my opinion, I'm controlling. 565 00:29:49,913 --> 00:29:52,874 If I stand back and let him make his own decisions, 566 00:29:52,957 --> 00:29:55,752 I'm the distant father with the "mysterious ways." 567 00:29:55,835 --> 00:29:59,172 Whatever I do, he assumes the worst possible intentions. 568 00:29:59,255 --> 00:30:01,674 That's because nothing is ever good enough for you. 569 00:30:01,758 --> 00:30:04,469 "Why don't you have a desk? Why doesn't your car have a roof?" 570 00:30:04,552 --> 00:30:06,471 "Why's your kitchen just a wall of Scotch?" 571 00:30:06,554 --> 00:30:09,432 I was merely trying to take an interest in your life. 572 00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:12,560 He turned my crime scene into a music video. [chuckles] 573 00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:18,107 And I do believe I detected a certain baritone singing the loudest. 574 00:30:18,191 --> 00:30:21,528 It's baritone-tenor split, and I can't help myself if the music starts. 575 00:30:21,611 --> 00:30:23,780 You know that, and that's why you're doing it! 576 00:30:23,863 --> 00:30:25,865 -That's why you're doing it. -Time out! 577 00:30:28,993 --> 00:30:30,203 Wanna know what I think? 578 00:30:30,286 --> 00:30:33,581 Oh, this is where the advice comes in, so try to pay attention. 579 00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:35,875 I wouldn't want you to "misinterpret" anything. 580 00:30:35,959 --> 00:30:38,962 You. You are an archangel. 581 00:30:39,963 --> 00:30:41,297 You're able to fly. 582 00:30:41,381 --> 00:30:42,715 Live forever. 583 00:30:42,799 --> 00:30:45,969 Coax the desires out of all humanity. 584 00:30:46,719 --> 00:30:47,554 Fly. 585 00:30:48,221 --> 00:30:49,055 And you… 586 00:30:50,014 --> 00:30:52,517 you are Almighty God. 587 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:57,063 You are the most important being in the entire universe. 588 00:30:57,689 --> 00:31:01,067 -You made the universe. You did that. -[Lucifer scoffs] 589 00:31:01,150 --> 00:31:03,361 You've had millennia 590 00:31:03,444 --> 00:31:07,115 to evolve beyond all the petty squabbles that we have down here on Earth. 591 00:31:07,198 --> 00:31:09,868 [chuckles] And yet, you haven't. 592 00:31:10,451 --> 00:31:12,912 You're basically just like all of us. [chuckles] 593 00:31:12,996 --> 00:31:14,664 I mean, maybe even worse, 594 00:31:14,747 --> 00:31:18,585 if you consider all the time that you've had to evolve… 595 00:31:18,668 --> 00:31:22,714 [laughs] …beyond all of this nonsense. 596 00:31:23,673 --> 00:31:26,175 I mean, take this father-son discord. 597 00:31:27,093 --> 00:31:30,722 So your son didn't turn out exactly how you'd hoped. 598 00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:32,390 So he can't fly. 599 00:31:32,473 --> 00:31:34,726 I think we've already established that I can fly. 600 00:31:34,809 --> 00:31:37,103 You know what a good father does? 601 00:31:37,186 --> 00:31:38,479 He loves his son. 602 00:31:39,397 --> 00:31:40,857 Unconditionally. 603 00:31:41,816 --> 00:31:44,569 Even if he doesn't have a fancy pair of wings. 604 00:31:46,154 --> 00:31:47,572 No matter what. 605 00:31:49,198 --> 00:31:50,617 Supports him. 606 00:31:52,702 --> 00:31:54,078 You smell what I'm cooking? 607 00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:56,915 Uh, usually she's quite perceptive, 608 00:31:56,998 --> 00:31:59,876 but I suppose everyone has an off day now and then. 609 00:32:02,295 --> 00:32:04,172 I believe I smell what you're cooking. 610 00:32:04,255 --> 00:32:07,926 In fact, I think I know exactly what to do. 611 00:32:13,139 --> 00:32:14,933 Get ready to be supported, son. 612 00:32:16,267 --> 00:32:17,810 Okay. 613 00:32:19,854 --> 00:32:21,397 Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! 614 00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:24,943 Believe me, crabs are not a part of humanity you want to experience. 615 00:32:25,026 --> 00:32:27,236 [chuckles] Whatever you say, son. 616 00:32:28,863 --> 00:32:31,532 [sniffs, groans] 617 00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:34,369 Excuse me, do you know where we can find Coach McVey? 618 00:32:34,452 --> 00:32:37,747 -Should be here any minute. -Great. Thank you so much. 619 00:32:40,583 --> 00:32:43,836 What a lovely, sweaty room you've brought me to, Lucifer. 620 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:45,546 -Are you two okay? -Hmm. 621 00:32:45,630 --> 00:32:48,508 Couldn't be better. I'm just happy to be here with my boy, 622 00:32:48,591 --> 00:32:51,844 having some affirming, receptive fun. Speaking of… 623 00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:54,555 -Go deep, son. -What? 624 00:32:56,766 --> 00:32:57,600 Nice… 625 00:32:58,768 --> 00:32:59,852 block! [chuckles] 626 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:02,480 Please tell me you're Coach McVey. 627 00:33:02,563 --> 00:33:03,773 Can I help you? 628 00:33:03,856 --> 00:33:06,109 -Yes-- -[God] That's my son Lucifer. 629 00:33:06,192 --> 00:33:08,111 He's a very important assist-- 630 00:33:08,194 --> 00:33:10,697 consultant for the police. 631 00:33:10,780 --> 00:33:13,491 Doesn't have a desk because he likes to stay on the move. 632 00:33:14,575 --> 00:33:15,410 Right. 633 00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:20,289 I'm Detective Decker, LAPD. What can you tell us about Steve Rockwell? 634 00:33:20,790 --> 00:33:21,749 I'm sorry, who? 635 00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:25,294 Well, a witness said they saw you arguing a few days before his death. 636 00:33:26,129 --> 00:33:30,466 -Oh, you mean "unnecessary ref-ness"? -[Lucifer chuckles] 637 00:33:30,550 --> 00:33:34,512 Look, not to speak ill, but that guy was a judgmental prick. 638 00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:38,016 Well, it's sort of his job to pass judgment. 639 00:33:38,099 --> 00:33:40,852 Yeah, but he didn't have to be so goddamned sanctimonious about it. 640 00:33:40,935 --> 00:33:42,770 Oh, please don't bring me into this. 641 00:33:42,854 --> 00:33:46,524 [sighs] Yes, it's not what they say. It's the way they say it. Am I right? 642 00:33:46,607 --> 00:33:48,401 Wait, you're not here because you think 643 00:33:48,484 --> 00:33:50,570 I had anything to do with what happened to the ref. 644 00:33:50,653 --> 00:33:52,196 I mean, I'm the last guy. 645 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,615 That dumb-ass call got us into the playoffs. 646 00:33:54,699 --> 00:33:57,493 Then why did we find your prints on the poisoned whistle? 647 00:33:57,577 --> 00:33:58,411 [Lucifer] Hmm. 648 00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:01,664 Okay, maybe I need a lawyer. 649 00:34:01,748 --> 00:34:06,794 Or maybe you'd like to tell us what it is that you truly desire. 650 00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:08,796 I… 651 00:34:10,089 --> 00:34:11,507 -I… -Mm-hmm. 652 00:34:12,091 --> 00:34:14,552 I wanna be tackled by a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader. 653 00:34:15,219 --> 00:34:18,264 The CIF championship would get me to the university level. 654 00:34:18,347 --> 00:34:21,476 [sighs] And a few years of that, I'd be doing pros in no time. 655 00:34:21,559 --> 00:34:24,604 -And by doing pros, I mean, well… -[grunts] 656 00:34:24,687 --> 00:34:27,440 -You know what I mean. [laughs] -Yes, I know what you mean. 657 00:34:27,523 --> 00:34:29,650 -Excellent use of your special talent. -[sighs] 658 00:34:29,734 --> 00:34:32,111 One you can't take credit for, might I remind you, 659 00:34:32,195 --> 00:34:34,363 since I know we self-actualize, so yay me. 660 00:34:34,447 --> 00:34:35,615 Hmm. Yes, of course. 661 00:34:35,698 --> 00:34:38,409 But technically, I made you self-actualize, 662 00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:40,828 so, team effort. Up high! 663 00:34:41,621 --> 00:34:43,831 [Chloe] Anyhow, so I did some digging. 664 00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:46,584 The very same day you were seen arguing with Rockwell, 665 00:34:46,667 --> 00:34:50,755 you made a big withdrawal from your bank account. $5,000 in cash? 666 00:34:50,838 --> 00:34:53,966 Yes, perhaps you made a deal with the referee to make a bad call 667 00:34:54,050 --> 00:34:55,593 and then decided not to pay up. 668 00:34:57,678 --> 00:34:58,513 Look… 669 00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:02,141 a week before the game, I did offer him a payout, 670 00:35:02,225 --> 00:35:05,186 just to, like, you know, nudge things my way. 671 00:35:05,269 --> 00:35:08,064 But Mr. High and Mighty… [scoffs] He turned me down. 672 00:35:08,147 --> 00:35:09,941 Then we get to game time, 673 00:35:10,024 --> 00:35:12,735 and he actually does throw a make-or-break in my favor. 674 00:35:12,819 --> 00:35:17,532 Worst call I've ever seen. So I figured he was just posturing before. 675 00:35:17,615 --> 00:35:21,410 So I go to pay him off, he acts like he doesn't know what I'm talking about. 676 00:35:21,494 --> 00:35:22,870 Threatens to turn me in. 677 00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:26,290 So you killed the pious bastard to shut him up. #deservedIt. 678 00:35:26,374 --> 00:35:30,461 No, I didn't kill anyone. But I think I know how my prints got on that whistle. 679 00:35:30,545 --> 00:35:33,464 A couple of days ago, someone broke into my truck, my baby. 680 00:35:34,173 --> 00:35:36,884 And they took my bag. It was just dirty clothes, but… 681 00:35:37,593 --> 00:35:39,178 my whistle was in there. 682 00:35:39,262 --> 00:35:41,681 We're gonna need to take your truck in for processing. 683 00:35:41,764 --> 00:35:45,518 -You're not gonna hurt her, are you? -Hand the keys over and I won't hurt you. 684 00:35:46,602 --> 00:35:47,812 -[keys jangle] -Fine. 685 00:35:47,895 --> 00:35:48,729 Thank you. 686 00:35:49,605 --> 00:35:53,234 Look at you, all firm and authoritative. 687 00:35:53,317 --> 00:35:55,486 Solving crimes like a real detective. 688 00:35:55,570 --> 00:35:57,530 Dad! Dad, would you stop? 689 00:35:58,281 --> 00:36:00,658 [exhales] Where's this truck? 690 00:36:02,660 --> 00:36:08,249 ♪ If you wanna get into it We can do it right now ♪ 691 00:36:08,332 --> 00:36:09,876 ♪ Come on… ♪ 692 00:36:09,959 --> 00:36:10,793 Hey. 693 00:36:10,877 --> 00:36:11,794 Hey. 694 00:36:15,590 --> 00:36:17,758 Lucifer told me that you found out about us. 695 00:36:18,634 --> 00:36:20,386 It must be quite a shock for you, Dan, 696 00:36:20,469 --> 00:36:23,890 learning that the celestial world does, in fact, exist. 697 00:36:23,973 --> 00:36:28,519 And if my divinity makes you uncomfortable at all, 698 00:36:29,437 --> 00:36:31,105 I'd be happy to give you some space. 699 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:33,065 Yeah, whatever. You're an angel. It's fine. 700 00:36:33,149 --> 00:36:35,610 But something funny did happen to me today. 701 00:36:35,693 --> 00:36:37,069 I met your dad. 702 00:36:37,153 --> 00:36:39,614 You know, God? The Almighty? 703 00:36:39,697 --> 00:36:41,991 -I'm familiar. -Maybe I misunderstood. 704 00:36:42,074 --> 00:36:45,411 But I think he suggested that Charlotte was his wife. 705 00:36:45,494 --> 00:36:46,329 Oh. 706 00:36:46,412 --> 00:36:47,413 [chuckles] 707 00:36:47,496 --> 00:36:48,623 Yeah. 708 00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:54,587 For a while, my mom, the Goddess Almighty, was… 709 00:36:55,254 --> 00:36:58,132 inhabiting… Charlotte's body. 710 00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:00,301 Right. 711 00:37:01,093 --> 00:37:01,969 Yeah. 712 00:37:04,597 --> 00:37:07,391 -And, you know, I'm just wondering, um… -Mm-hmm. 713 00:37:08,017 --> 00:37:11,270 Was the Goddess ever inhabiting Charlotte's body 714 00:37:11,354 --> 00:37:14,232 while I was… inhabiting Charlotte's body? 715 00:37:14,315 --> 00:37:19,320 See, I prefer not to talk about this, Dan. But I do believe that there was some, um… 716 00:37:21,364 --> 00:37:22,198 overlap. 717 00:37:22,782 --> 00:37:23,616 Cool. 718 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:25,534 Cool, cool, cool, cool. 719 00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:32,667 And when the Bible says that your dad is a, uh, jealous God, 720 00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:34,377 is that, like, a literal thing? 721 00:37:34,460 --> 00:37:36,462 I mean, surely he's way above all those… 722 00:37:37,463 --> 00:37:39,799 petty human foibles and feelings, right? 723 00:37:39,882 --> 00:37:42,385 You know, like, um, jealousy 724 00:37:42,468 --> 00:37:45,721 or like murderous, revenge-driven rage? 725 00:37:47,056 --> 00:37:47,890 Well… 726 00:37:50,893 --> 00:37:51,727 No. 727 00:37:53,479 --> 00:37:56,107 -[scoffs] -I don't believe he is above those things. 728 00:37:56,190 --> 00:37:58,818 -[Dan sighs] -Huh. [chuckles] 729 00:38:01,112 --> 00:38:03,614 But when it comes down to it, Dan, I mean… 730 00:38:05,074 --> 00:38:07,743 we celestials are pretty much the same as you. 731 00:38:10,037 --> 00:38:12,331 Petty foibles and feelings and all. 732 00:38:12,957 --> 00:38:14,375 Well, that solves that. 733 00:38:14,875 --> 00:38:17,753 I slept with God's wife. [cackling] 734 00:38:19,714 --> 00:38:22,258 Which means I'm definitely going to Hell. 735 00:38:22,341 --> 00:38:24,760 Whoo! Can I get a drink, please? 736 00:38:24,844 --> 00:38:27,263 ["Hell" playing] 737 00:38:45,698 --> 00:38:47,616 ♪ In the afterlife ♪ 738 00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:49,994 ♪ You could be headed For the serious strife ♪ 739 00:38:50,077 --> 00:38:52,580 ♪ Now you make the scene all day ♪ 740 00:38:52,663 --> 00:38:54,498 ♪ But tomorrow there'll be Hell to pay ♪ 741 00:38:54,582 --> 00:38:57,168 ♪ In the afterlife ♪ 742 00:38:57,251 --> 00:38:59,503 ♪ You could be headed For the serious strife ♪ 743 00:38:59,587 --> 00:39:01,422 ♪ Now you make the scene all day ♪ 744 00:39:01,505 --> 00:39:03,632 ♪ And tomorrow there'll be Hell to pay ♪ 745 00:39:03,716 --> 00:39:07,511 ♪ Now, people, listen attentively I mean about future calamity ♪ 746 00:39:07,595 --> 00:39:10,097 ♪ I used to think the idea was obsolete ♪ 747 00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:13,059 ♪ Until I heard The old man stamping his feet ♪ 748 00:39:13,142 --> 00:39:15,436 ♪ In the afterlife ♪ 749 00:39:15,519 --> 00:39:17,772 ♪ You could be headed For the serious strife ♪ 750 00:39:17,855 --> 00:39:20,024 ♪ Now you make the scene all day ♪ 751 00:39:20,107 --> 00:39:22,109 ♪ And tomorrow there'll be Hell to pay ♪ 752 00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:31,827 ♪ Oh! ♪ 753 00:39:31,911 --> 00:39:36,499 ♪ Beauty, talent, fame, money Refinement, top skill and brains ♪ 754 00:39:36,582 --> 00:39:38,918 ♪ But all the things you try to hide ♪ 755 00:39:39,001 --> 00:39:41,295 ♪ Will be revealed on the other side ♪ 756 00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:43,756 ♪ In the afterlife ♪ 757 00:39:43,839 --> 00:39:46,217 ♪ You could be headed For the serious strife ♪ 758 00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:48,552 ♪ Now you make the scene all day ♪ 759 00:39:48,636 --> 00:39:51,013 ♪ And tomorrow there'll be Hell to pay ♪ 760 00:39:51,097 --> 00:39:53,599 -[cheering] -[confetti popping] 761 00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:57,561 [woman laughing] 762 00:40:01,482 --> 00:40:03,567 [God] Such a lively place you have. 763 00:40:03,651 --> 00:40:05,319 Right, that's it! 764 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:09,615 This bloody celestial karaoke jam, it has to stop. 765 00:40:10,866 --> 00:40:11,951 Okay, son. 766 00:40:12,785 --> 00:40:15,204 From now on, ix-nay on the usic-may. 767 00:40:16,539 --> 00:40:19,542 -Just as soon as this is over. -♪ In the afterlife… ♪ 768 00:40:19,625 --> 00:40:20,793 Oh, now he's dancing. 769 00:40:21,544 --> 00:40:24,255 [groans] Excuse me. Thank you. 770 00:40:24,338 --> 00:40:26,882 -♪ And tomorrow there'll be Hell to pay ♪ -[groans] 771 00:40:28,217 --> 00:40:30,010 Dance, children! 772 00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:32,930 [woman laughing] 773 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:36,600 [song ends] 774 00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:39,520 -[God] Morning. -[snorts] 775 00:40:40,187 --> 00:40:41,689 -Dad! -Made you breakfast. 776 00:40:41,772 --> 00:40:43,441 Dad, boundaries. 777 00:40:43,524 --> 00:40:47,570 Oh, please! You think this is the first time I've seen you naked? 778 00:40:47,653 --> 00:40:48,571 [gasps] 779 00:40:48,654 --> 00:40:52,783 In fact, if I had a nickel for every time I've seen a naked body in this room, 780 00:40:52,867 --> 00:40:54,827 on this couch, on that desk, 781 00:40:54,910 --> 00:40:57,705 on the banister, on the floor, on the piano… 782 00:40:57,788 --> 00:40:59,373 Just give me the tray, please. 783 00:41:00,416 --> 00:41:01,584 [sighs] 784 00:41:01,667 --> 00:41:02,877 I… 785 00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:03,878 Try the coffee. 786 00:41:06,547 --> 00:41:07,798 [Lucifer huffs] 787 00:41:09,884 --> 00:41:13,012 -[God] Hmm? Yeah? -[sips] Mm. 788 00:41:13,095 --> 00:41:14,346 [God] What do you think? 789 00:41:14,847 --> 00:41:16,056 [Lucifer] Mmm. 790 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:18,642 Oh, it's a little bitter. 791 00:41:18,726 --> 00:41:20,352 -[God] Hmm. -Where'd you get it? 792 00:41:20,436 --> 00:41:23,481 -Bolivia. I picked it up this morning. -Oh. 793 00:41:23,606 --> 00:41:25,357 [God] Single source, organic. 794 00:41:25,441 --> 00:41:28,861 -[sniffs] -A wonderful farmer, aptly named Jesús. 795 00:41:28,944 --> 00:41:31,113 Had this unique roasting method-- 796 00:41:31,197 --> 00:41:34,825 Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine! It's incredible, okay? You win! 797 00:41:34,909 --> 00:41:36,118 Son. 798 00:41:37,286 --> 00:41:39,121 I am not trying to win. 799 00:41:39,705 --> 00:41:42,291 I just want what's best for you. What's wrong with that? 800 00:41:43,959 --> 00:41:44,793 Nothing. 801 00:41:45,753 --> 00:41:46,587 You're right. 802 00:41:48,797 --> 00:41:50,758 I'm sorry… [inhales] 803 00:41:51,717 --> 00:41:54,178 And thank you for the coffee. 804 00:41:54,261 --> 00:41:56,013 -You're welcome. -Hmm. 805 00:41:56,096 --> 00:41:58,140 So, when are we going back to work? 806 00:41:58,224 --> 00:42:02,394 I am going now, actually, Dad, but I think you should take the day off. 807 00:42:02,478 --> 00:42:04,188 You know, rest, chill. 808 00:42:04,271 --> 00:42:06,315 Yeah, I usually chill after six days of work. 809 00:42:06,398 --> 00:42:08,108 -[sighs] -Besides, what else would I do? 810 00:42:08,192 --> 00:42:11,320 I don't know, Dad. Don't you have other children to harass? 811 00:42:11,987 --> 00:42:14,615 I mean… visit? 812 00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:16,992 -[chuckles] -[elevator bell dings] 813 00:42:17,076 --> 00:42:19,578 So the other thing is we processed McVey's truck, 814 00:42:19,662 --> 00:42:21,121 which was filthy, by the way. 815 00:42:21,205 --> 00:42:24,500 -I mean, that is one dirty, dirty man. -Hmm? 816 00:42:24,583 --> 00:42:26,001 Um, never mind. 817 00:42:26,085 --> 00:42:28,295 Anyway, other than the trash, 818 00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:32,091 we found some long hairs stuck down by where he said he kept his gym bag. 819 00:42:32,174 --> 00:42:36,262 Lab reports say that those hairs were dyed orange and blue. 820 00:42:36,345 --> 00:42:38,597 Temporary dye, the kind that rinses out. 821 00:42:38,681 --> 00:42:40,849 What, the kind fans use for football games? 822 00:42:40,933 --> 00:42:44,270 Yeah. And it looks like Rockwell has indeed reffed for a school 823 00:42:44,353 --> 00:42:46,814 whose colors are orange and blue. Van Ness High. 824 00:42:46,897 --> 00:42:50,067 But that's not one of the schools involved in that controversial call. 825 00:42:50,150 --> 00:42:53,612 He was a ref for a long time. Probably made some stinky calls over the years. 826 00:42:53,696 --> 00:42:56,115 -Maybe Van Ness was one of 'em? -Definitely possible. 827 00:42:56,198 --> 00:43:00,160 But whoever killed Steve must've known about the fight between him and McVey. 828 00:43:00,244 --> 00:43:02,705 Right. Or they wouldn't have known who to frame. 829 00:43:02,788 --> 00:43:06,584 Okay. I'll call JJ, see if he saw anyone from Van Ness in the parking lot 830 00:43:06,667 --> 00:43:09,211 the night of the argument, and thank you, El. 831 00:43:09,295 --> 00:43:10,170 De nada. 832 00:43:12,423 --> 00:43:14,425 [Lucifer whistling] 833 00:43:17,469 --> 00:43:18,554 Hello, Detective. 834 00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:22,641 Hi. You're in a good mood. Things going well with your dad? 835 00:43:22,725 --> 00:43:24,852 Only 'cause he's not here at the moment. 836 00:43:24,935 --> 00:43:29,023 Personally, I've had it up to here with his sacrosanct American Idol. 837 00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:31,650 -What are you talking about? -That's right. 838 00:43:31,734 --> 00:43:33,527 Humans don't seem to realize, 839 00:43:33,611 --> 00:43:35,237 but Dad has been making people 840 00:43:35,321 --> 00:43:38,616 break out into song and dance at his every whim. 841 00:43:38,699 --> 00:43:40,659 And it could not be more patronizing. 842 00:43:40,743 --> 00:43:42,578 Wow, yeah. That-- that is weird. 843 00:43:42,661 --> 00:43:44,955 Well, not really. It's just like him to decide 844 00:43:45,039 --> 00:43:48,500 something's so inadequate it requires a sacred zhuzh. 845 00:43:48,584 --> 00:43:51,378 Classic Dad. Always judging. [chuckles] 846 00:43:52,504 --> 00:43:55,549 Can you imagine living with that? Eon after eon. 847 00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:57,009 Yes, yes. Imagine. 848 00:43:58,802 --> 00:43:59,803 What are you looking for? 849 00:44:01,930 --> 00:44:04,058 Witness statement. [scoffs] 850 00:44:04,141 --> 00:44:06,769 What do you know. Wanna take a trip to Van Ness High? 851 00:44:09,772 --> 00:44:11,482 Sorry we're just walking, baby. 852 00:44:12,316 --> 00:44:14,860 -I know it's not as cool as flying. -[coos] 853 00:44:14,943 --> 00:44:17,613 But, at least we've got each other. Right? 854 00:44:17,696 --> 00:44:19,907 ["Just the Two of Us" playing] 855 00:44:27,122 --> 00:44:29,500 ♪ I see the crystal raindrops fall ♪ 856 00:44:29,583 --> 00:44:32,127 ♪ And the beauty of it all ♪ 857 00:44:32,211 --> 00:44:35,089 ♪ Is when the sun comes shining through ♪ 858 00:44:36,965 --> 00:44:39,802 ♪ To make those rainbows in my mind ♪ 859 00:44:39,885 --> 00:44:42,262 ♪ When I think of you sometime ♪ 860 00:44:42,346 --> 00:44:45,474 ♪ And I wanna spend some time with you ♪ 861 00:44:45,557 --> 00:44:47,976 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 862 00:44:48,644 --> 00:44:51,105 ♪ We can make it if we try ♪ 863 00:44:51,188 --> 00:44:53,148 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 864 00:44:53,649 --> 00:44:54,983 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 865 00:44:55,901 --> 00:44:58,278 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 866 00:44:58,362 --> 00:45:01,240 ♪ Building castles in the sky ♪ 867 00:45:01,323 --> 00:45:03,325 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 868 00:45:03,409 --> 00:45:04,702 ♪ You and I ♪ 869 00:45:04,785 --> 00:45:06,453 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 870 00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:09,039 ♪ From the first time The doctor placed you in my arms ♪ 871 00:45:09,123 --> 00:45:11,375 ♪ I knew I'd meet death Before I'd let you meet harm ♪ 872 00:45:11,458 --> 00:45:14,211 ♪ Although questions arose in my mind Would I be man enough ♪ 873 00:45:14,294 --> 00:45:16,880 ♪ Against wrong Choose right and be standin' up? ♪ 874 00:45:16,964 --> 00:45:18,882 ♪ From the hospital That very first night ♪ 875 00:45:18,966 --> 00:45:21,468 ♪ Took an hour Just to get the car seat in right ♪ 876 00:45:21,552 --> 00:45:23,929 ♪ People drivin' all fast Got me kinda upset ♪ 877 00:45:24,012 --> 00:45:26,390 ♪ 'Cause I know I loved you More than life itself ♪ 878 00:45:26,473 --> 00:45:28,642 ♪ To my knees, I begged the Lord ♪ 879 00:45:28,726 --> 00:45:31,854 ♪ "Please let me be a good daddy All he needs" ♪ 880 00:45:31,937 --> 00:45:34,231 ♪ Love, knowledge, discipline too ♪ 881 00:45:34,314 --> 00:45:36,024 ♪ I pledge my life to you ♪ 882 00:45:36,108 --> 00:45:38,694 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 883 00:45:38,777 --> 00:45:41,447 ♪ We can make it if we try ♪ 884 00:45:41,530 --> 00:45:45,075 -♪ Just the two of us ♪ -♪ You and I ♪ 885 00:45:45,159 --> 00:45:48,537 -♪ Daddy loves you, Daddy loves you ♪ -♪ Just the two of us ♪ 886 00:45:48,620 --> 00:45:51,623 -♪ Huh! Yeah! ♪ -♪ Building castles in the sky ♪ 887 00:45:51,707 --> 00:45:53,751 -♪ Just the two of us ♪ -♪ For the rest of your life ♪ 888 00:45:53,834 --> 00:45:56,587 -♪ I said, the rest of your life ♪ -♪ You and I ♪ 889 00:46:00,466 --> 00:46:02,676 ♪ Just the three of us, yeah ♪ 890 00:46:05,095 --> 00:46:07,598 ♪ Just the three of us Just the three of us ♪ 891 00:46:07,681 --> 00:46:09,683 [song ends] 892 00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:26,033 Detective! Hi. 893 00:46:26,617 --> 00:46:27,451 What are you-- 894 00:46:27,534 --> 00:46:30,078 Wait. Did you catch Steve's killer? 895 00:46:30,162 --> 00:46:32,247 No, but we do have a new lead. 896 00:46:32,331 --> 00:46:34,416 Seems like the killer came from this school 897 00:46:34,500 --> 00:46:36,877 and not one of the two involved with the bad call. 898 00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:39,880 Yes, someone with an abundance of school spirit. 899 00:46:42,674 --> 00:46:46,762 Well, I wish I could help you, but there's hundreds of students at this school. 900 00:46:46,845 --> 00:46:49,389 -Unless you have a way to narrow it down. -Actually, we do. 901 00:46:49,473 --> 00:46:52,643 We tested the poison that killed your husband, 902 00:46:52,726 --> 00:46:55,562 and the chemical components can't be bought over the counter, 903 00:46:55,646 --> 00:46:59,066 but they could be ordered from, say, a school chemistry lab. 904 00:46:59,775 --> 00:47:01,026 Okay. You're not suggest-- 905 00:47:01,109 --> 00:47:03,654 Did Steve tell you that he argued with Coach McVey? 906 00:47:04,238 --> 00:47:07,866 I mean, he might have mentioned it, but like I said, Steve had a lot of enemies. 907 00:47:07,950 --> 00:47:11,411 But only one who left their hair behind while stealing McVey's whistle. 908 00:47:11,495 --> 00:47:14,414 [Lucifer] It must have been difficult living with someone so judgmental. 909 00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:16,124 Anyhow, we're gonna take the hair, 910 00:47:16,208 --> 00:47:19,419 and we're going to run it against your DNA, so if there's a match-- 911 00:47:19,503 --> 00:47:22,089 [sobbing] You can't imagine. 912 00:47:22,172 --> 00:47:23,632 Nothing was ever right. 913 00:47:24,383 --> 00:47:25,926 "The chicken was overcooked." 914 00:47:26,009 --> 00:47:29,054 "The TV's on motion smoothing. My socks aren't white enough." 915 00:47:29,137 --> 00:47:31,348 "Your coffee sucks." Believe me, I know. 916 00:47:31,431 --> 00:47:33,308 Twenty years. [scoffs] 917 00:47:34,309 --> 00:47:37,980 Nothing was ever gonna change. [sniffles] No matter what I did. 918 00:47:38,063 --> 00:47:39,189 I had to get out. 919 00:47:39,273 --> 00:47:40,399 Please. 920 00:47:41,483 --> 00:47:42,901 Please understand. 921 00:47:42,985 --> 00:47:46,446 Darla Rockwell, you're under arrest for the murder of your husband. 922 00:47:47,698 --> 00:47:49,783 [yells] I don't think so! 923 00:47:51,910 --> 00:47:53,662 What? [gasps] 924 00:47:54,830 --> 00:47:55,706 Thank you. 925 00:47:59,042 --> 00:48:01,169 [blows] Ugh! 926 00:48:01,253 --> 00:48:03,672 Bloody polyester mix. 927 00:48:04,256 --> 00:48:06,592 How did you? It's… 928 00:48:08,218 --> 00:48:09,428 You okay? 929 00:48:09,511 --> 00:48:11,096 [scoffs] Yes. 930 00:48:12,306 --> 00:48:13,140 Of course I am. 931 00:48:23,525 --> 00:48:25,277 [Lucifer sighs] 932 00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:27,154 Hi. 933 00:48:29,489 --> 00:48:33,118 You know, as loony as that poor woman is, she does make a fair point. 934 00:48:34,494 --> 00:48:38,916 People don't change. And I'm afraid dear old Dad isn't going to, either. 935 00:48:38,999 --> 00:48:41,335 [chuckles] Yes, but it's only been one day. 936 00:48:41,418 --> 00:48:44,671 And every day before that since the beginning of time. 937 00:48:44,755 --> 00:48:48,759 No, I mean that it's only been one day since you've been trying to make amends. 938 00:48:48,842 --> 00:48:52,471 You can't fix thousands of years of pent up issues overnight. 939 00:48:52,554 --> 00:48:55,057 I'm not sure that there are enough nights. 940 00:48:56,308 --> 00:48:58,852 I think we may simply be too far gone. 941 00:49:00,270 --> 00:49:02,731 I may be too far gone. 942 00:49:05,150 --> 00:49:07,402 I refuse to believe that, Lucifer. I… 943 00:49:10,113 --> 00:49:11,782 I have faith in you. I… 944 00:49:13,867 --> 00:49:16,078 I know that you'll work through this. I… 945 00:49:17,913 --> 00:49:18,872 I know you will. 946 00:49:26,046 --> 00:49:28,131 [both sigh] 947 00:49:40,018 --> 00:49:41,144 [sighs] 948 00:49:44,982 --> 00:49:46,149 Sweet dreams, baby. 949 00:50:00,205 --> 00:50:02,207 ["Smile" playing] 950 00:50:10,298 --> 00:50:15,095 ♪ Smile, though your heart is aching ♪ 951 00:50:15,178 --> 00:50:20,100 ♪ Smile, even though it's breaking ♪ 952 00:50:20,684 --> 00:50:26,690 ♪ When there are clouds in the sky ♪ 953 00:50:26,773 --> 00:50:29,443 ♪ You'll get by ♪ 954 00:50:29,526 --> 00:50:35,449 ♪ If you smile Through your fear and sorrow ♪ 955 00:50:35,532 --> 00:50:40,579 ♪ Smile and maybe tomorrow ♪ 956 00:50:40,662 --> 00:50:47,127 ♪ You'll see the sun come Shining through ♪ 957 00:50:48,045 --> 00:50:50,130 ♪ For you ♪ 958 00:50:51,131 --> 00:50:56,011 ♪ Light up your face with gladness ♪ 959 00:50:56,094 --> 00:51:01,516 ♪ Hide every trace of sadness ♪ 960 00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:05,145 ♪ Although a tear ♪ 961 00:51:05,228 --> 00:51:10,025 ♪ May be ever so near ♪ 962 00:51:10,108 --> 00:51:16,656 ♪ That's the time You must keep on trying ♪ 963 00:51:16,740 --> 00:51:17,574 ♪ Smile ♪ 964 00:51:17,657 --> 00:51:21,828 ♪ What's the use of crying? ♪ 965 00:51:21,912 --> 00:51:28,585 ♪ You'll find That life is still worthwhile ♪ 966 00:51:28,668 --> 00:51:34,132 ♪ If you just smile ♪ 967 00:51:34,216 --> 00:51:36,218 [song ends] 968 00:51:48,230 --> 00:51:50,232 [elevator bell dings] 969 00:51:59,241 --> 00:52:00,659 [God] How was your day, son? 970 00:52:03,912 --> 00:52:05,997 Incendiary. How was yours? 971 00:52:07,958 --> 00:52:09,292 Really good. 972 00:52:11,253 --> 00:52:13,839 I took your advice and went to see Amenadiel. 973 00:52:14,464 --> 00:52:15,465 Oh. 974 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:20,053 -He's gonna be a wonderful father. -[scoffs] Hmm. 975 00:52:21,555 --> 00:52:22,722 [sighs] 976 00:52:24,141 --> 00:52:25,142 Sama-- 977 00:52:28,061 --> 00:52:28,979 Lucifer. 978 00:52:32,774 --> 00:52:33,942 I wish I could… 979 00:52:38,029 --> 00:52:40,866 [sighs] I want to… 980 00:52:45,412 --> 00:52:47,289 know what you've done to your suit. 981 00:52:48,623 --> 00:52:51,126 Don't suddenly pretend you're not omnipotent. 982 00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:53,962 But if you wanna make fashion small talk, 983 00:52:54,045 --> 00:52:56,798 I had a run-in with a lady. We had bad chemistry. 984 00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:00,343 Well, I'm glad you're okay. 985 00:53:01,094 --> 00:53:03,930 How could I not be, Dad? No one can hurt me, remember? 986 00:53:04,014 --> 00:53:06,016 I am dandy! 987 00:53:06,099 --> 00:53:07,893 Just perfect. 988 00:53:07,976 --> 00:53:10,562 Completely unscathed and forever invulnerable. 989 00:53:10,645 --> 00:53:13,064 I definitely believe this is one of those times 990 00:53:13,148 --> 00:53:15,233 you're saying one thing and mean another. 991 00:53:15,317 --> 00:53:18,195 [chuckles] You know… 992 00:53:19,112 --> 00:53:24,659 it was bad enough, rejecting me, forcing me down to Hell. 993 00:53:25,994 --> 00:53:29,289 But I had a life here. I had a good thing! 994 00:53:31,541 --> 00:53:36,129 The Detective, she made me vulnerable, but it was… [exhales] 995 00:53:36,213 --> 00:53:38,673 It was terrifying, but it was also amazing, 996 00:53:38,757 --> 00:53:42,135 because for the first time in my long, hopeless life, 997 00:53:42,219 --> 00:53:45,013 [voice breaking] I-- I felt something. 998 00:53:45,722 --> 00:53:47,057 [sniffles] 999 00:53:47,140 --> 00:53:50,727 And then you just turn up and you-- you-- you ruin it! 1000 00:53:50,810 --> 00:53:52,437 You throw it all away. Why? 1001 00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:55,065 ["I Dreamed a Dream" playing] 1002 00:54:07,410 --> 00:54:11,539 ♪ I dreamed a dream in times gone by ♪ 1003 00:54:14,751 --> 00:54:19,923 ♪ When hope was high And life worth living ♪ 1004 00:54:22,384 --> 00:54:26,304 ♪ I dreamed that love would never die ♪ 1005 00:54:29,349 --> 00:54:34,646 ♪ I dreamed that God would be forgiving ♪ 1006 00:54:36,773 --> 00:54:40,527 ♪ But I was young and unafraid ♪ 1007 00:54:43,238 --> 00:54:47,409 ♪ And dreams were made And used and wasted ♪ 1008 00:54:50,537 --> 00:54:54,416 ♪ There was no ransom to be paid ♪ 1009 00:54:56,960 --> 00:55:02,132 ♪ No song unsung, no wine untasted ♪ 1010 00:55:04,217 --> 00:55:09,723 ♪ But the tigers come at night ♪ 1011 00:55:11,057 --> 00:55:17,063 ♪ With their voices soft as thunder ♪ 1012 00:55:17,897 --> 00:55:22,152 ♪ As they tear your hope apart ♪ 1013 00:55:24,654 --> 00:55:31,619 ♪ As they turn your dream to shame ♪ 1014 00:55:41,463 --> 00:55:46,384 ♪ And still I dream she'll come to me ♪ 1015 00:55:47,802 --> 00:55:53,558 ♪ That we will live the years together ♪ 1016 00:55:54,392 --> 00:56:00,023 ♪ But there are dreams that cannot be ♪ 1017 00:56:00,607 --> 00:56:05,195 ♪ And there are storms we cannot weather ♪ 1018 00:56:09,949 --> 00:56:14,704 ♪ I had a dream my life would be ♪ 1019 00:56:16,247 --> 00:56:19,959 ♪ So different from this Hell I'm living ♪ 1020 00:56:20,043 --> 00:56:27,008 ♪ So different now from what it seems ♪ 1021 00:56:30,261 --> 00:56:35,558 ♪ Now life has killed the dream ♪ 1022 00:56:39,187 --> 00:56:44,818 ♪ I dreamed ♪ 1023 00:56:44,901 --> 00:56:46,903 [song ends] 1024 00:56:50,657 --> 00:56:52,909 [God] Oh, my son, the Light Bringer. 1025 00:56:54,077 --> 00:56:55,829 So full of light… 1026 00:56:57,163 --> 00:56:59,249 that it blinds even you sometimes. 1027 00:56:59,332 --> 00:57:01,960 [inhales] What does that mean? 1028 00:57:02,544 --> 00:57:04,587 It means, I understand… 1029 00:57:05,713 --> 00:57:07,674 that you're angry at me. 1030 00:57:08,383 --> 00:57:10,802 And I'm so very sorry about that. 1031 00:57:12,554 --> 00:57:14,639 So, you're sorry for me, 1032 00:57:14,722 --> 00:57:17,600 but you're not sorry for what you've done. 1033 00:57:17,684 --> 00:57:19,644 I didn't say that. 1034 00:57:19,727 --> 00:57:24,649 But I will say that I cannot fix you, Lucifer. 1035 00:57:26,651 --> 00:57:27,861 But you're God. 1036 00:57:31,990 --> 00:57:33,074 [sighs] 1037 00:57:33,950 --> 00:57:36,494 [sniffles] Okay, fine. 1038 00:57:36,578 --> 00:57:37,954 If you can't fix me, Dad, 1039 00:57:38,037 --> 00:57:40,790 then at least stop trying to control me. 1040 00:57:41,374 --> 00:57:42,876 How do I control you? 1041 00:57:42,959 --> 00:57:45,587 You just made me sing again! 1042 00:57:45,670 --> 00:57:48,298 I mean, it has to stop, Dad. [sobs] 1043 00:57:52,302 --> 00:57:53,303 Actually, I… 1044 00:57:55,096 --> 00:57:56,723 I don't think that's possible. 1045 00:57:56,806 --> 00:57:59,142 [groans] Right, well, if you're not gonna try, 1046 00:57:59,225 --> 00:58:01,436 then I don't know why I should bother. 1047 00:58:01,519 --> 00:58:03,313 It's not that I won't. 1048 00:58:05,356 --> 00:58:08,234 It's that I'm not sure I can. [sobs] 1049 00:58:10,236 --> 00:58:11,404 [scoffs] 1050 00:58:12,489 --> 00:58:13,990 What does that mean? 1051 00:58:16,659 --> 00:58:18,661 My powers, son. 1052 00:58:22,207 --> 00:58:23,541 [shudders] 1053 00:58:25,168 --> 00:58:27,337 I think I'm losing control of them. 1054 00:58:36,971 --> 00:58:37,972 Dad?