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- Previously on Lucifer...
- DAN: Still no sign of Lucifer?
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CHLOE: I went by his place.
He's gone.
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Lucifer, who is this?
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Meet Candy Morningstar, my wife.
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The issue? That would be
Lucifer disappearing
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and then popping back up
with zero explanation
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and a ditzy bimbo
on his arm.
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I thought that she meant
something to you.
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I had to save her from...
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From you. You're not ignoring
Chloe, you're protecting her.
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ELLA: Are you going to Paris?
Can I be your travel buddy?
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I love Paris.
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This is the Paris Hotel
in Vegas.
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Not going there.
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Vegas and me... not pretty.
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LUCIFER: And I have held
the real truth back from you.
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Why is it not working?
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CHLOE:
You know, I keep caring,
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and you just... just...
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No, Detective, I...
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ALL (flatly):
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday
to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday ♪
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♪ Dear Chloe ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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To you.
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Oh, thanks.
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♪ Go, go ♪
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♪ Go, go, go, go ♪
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♪ Go, shorty,
it's your birthday ♪
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♪ We gon' party
like it's your birthday ♪
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No.
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♪ We gon' sip Bacardi
like it's your birthday ♪
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♪ And you know
we don't give a... ♪
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♪ It's not your birthday... ♪
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No. No.
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Yes!
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♪ Mama, I got what you need ♪
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♪ If you need
to feel the buzz ♪
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♪ I'm into havin' sex,
I ain't into makin' love... ♪
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Finally, an X-rated
office party.
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DAN: Leave it to you to
steal my thunder, huh?
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Well, much as I'd love to
take credit for this, Daniel,
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Officer Snake Hips
is not my doing.
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Hmm, right.
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ELLA:
Make it rain,
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birthday girl.
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- CHLOE: Was this you?
- Yep.
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I did not see
that coming.
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Hey, what can I say?
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Big surprise, little package.
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Big package, by the looks of it.
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- Slap it.
- (phone rings)
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- Slap it!
- (phone ringing)
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CHLOE:
Oh. I'm sorry.
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Lucifer Morningstar.
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♪ For a playa or a pimp ♪
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♪ Been hit with a few... ♪
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Las Vegas Police Department?
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Candy? No, I-I'm gonna
stop you there.
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She's my ex-wife, actually.
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Can you believe it takes a year
to annul something
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that only lasted
a couple of weeks?
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No, I haven't spoken to her
for a few months.
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Why do you ask?
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What?
She's missing?
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Uh, yes, yes, of course.
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I-I'm in Los Angeles,
but if you do hear anything,
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please contact me.
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Aw, don't worry, buddy, look,
I got more singles for you.
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Oh, no, no, no, I'm all right
for cash, thank you.
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- (sighs)
- You okay?
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That was the Las Vegas
Police Department.
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It appears my ex,
Candy, is missing.
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Oh, my gosh,
I hope she's okay, buddy.
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Yes, as do I.
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Candy was caught up
in some rather nasty business,
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but I thought I'd
taken care of it.
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- Nasty business?
- Yes.
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In exchange, she helped me
with a delicate matter.
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I hate to think I haven't
fulfilled my end of the bargain.
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All right, I'll kill the music.
We'll all help find her.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, um...
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I don't want to spoil
the detective's celebrations.
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No, I'll just beetle on over
to sin City
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and check on Candy myself.
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Oh, yeah, you know, I kind of
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have a thing with Vegas.
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Otherwise, I would totally,
totally offer to go with you.
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Right. Good to know.
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But then, I can tell that
it's really important to you,
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and I do have the next
couple of days off, so...
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okay, you've convinced me.
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I will help you.
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- What? I...
- Help him? Help him with what?
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- Uh...
- Please don't tell me you guys got another stripper.
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- No, he got a...
- Uh, no, no, no, no, no.
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Nothing for the birthday
girl to worry about.
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I want you to focus on one
thing only, Detective.
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That is getting older.
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Excuse me?
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Wait, you're leaving?
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Yeah, I'll call you later.
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Wait.
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Seriously, Detective,
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you just stay here.
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It's my birthday.
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Shake your booty
while you still can.
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Oh, there you go.
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(Ella sniffing)
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Mmm, you smell that?
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That is pleather, cigars,
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- and vomit, my friend.
- (chuckles)
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LUCIFER: I have to say, I didn't
have a good Catholic girl
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like yourself pegged
as a fan of Sin City.
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Mm, not a fan, exactly.
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More like a tiny,
helpless space capsule
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being sucked into
a deadly black hole.
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(phone rings)
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Anyway, shall we?
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Uh...
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Chloe again?
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You know what they say,
fifth time's the charm.
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Lucifer, you should really
tell her what's going on.
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It's still her birthday.
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And you're still
going with that.
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Okay.
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- (indistinct radio chatter)
- LUCIFER: Officer.
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Either it's someone
else's birthday...
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ELLA: Or this is an
active crime scene.
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Oh, no.
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Candy?
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ELLA:
Oh, Lucifer,
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I'm so sorry, buddy.
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(sighs)
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Man, her face is gone.
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Hello.
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Look at those dainty feet.
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Okay, not judging here,
but really?
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Is this really the time
for the pervy stuff?
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Dainty feet?
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Um, debatable, but that's not
what I was talking about.
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No, Candy has ginormous feet.
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I mean, regular boats,
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huge.
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That means that
this is not Candy.
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Oh, man, that's awesome!
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(stammers) Shh.
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(chuckles): Sorry,
my-my friend here.
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Not a fan of the deceased,
I'm afraid.
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ELLA:
Mean,
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she was just so mean.
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- Ah, you...
- Shh. Women. (chuckles)
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♪♪
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- ELLA: We should go.
- Mm-hmm.
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Excuse me, I'm Detective Long,
and you are?
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Um, Lucifer Morningstar.
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Pleasure.
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- (chuckles)
- You're Candy's husband.
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Ex-husband.
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Right. I talked to you
on the phone.
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You said you were
in Los Angeles.
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Oh, yes.
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And you don't seem
very broken up
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about your ex-wife's death.
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Well, that's because this woman
is not my wife.
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Right, 'cause she's
your ex-wife. (chuckles)
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Think you made that
pretty clear, buddy.
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Hi, how you doing?
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Ella Lopez, LAPD CSI.
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For the record,
we just got into town.
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Arrived at 1300 hours
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and 14 minutes,
to be exact.
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And, based on
a visual assessment
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of the victim's lividity,
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she's been deceased for,
oh, I'd say
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2100 hours yesterday.
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So, my travel buddy here,
not a suspect.
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- Uh...
- Uh-huh.
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Also, I know,
none of my beeswax, but...
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I saw that you were going
with an ultraviolet light
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on the couch.
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I would have gone
with a straight oblique,
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man, but you know what,
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to each his own.
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Okay, thanks
for the advice.
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You got it, Detective.
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Ixnay on the ot-nay andy-cay.
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Sorry, is that German?
'Cause if it is,
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it's absolutely awful.
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Trust me, I should know.
Hitler was a talker.
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Well, screamer, actually.
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No, I'm saying that for now,
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we shouldn't let LVPD know that
that's not Candy.
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If this gets back
to the killer,
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he might try to kill her again.
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Oh, right, yes.
Good idea, Ms. Lopez.
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- Good idea.
- What's a good idea?
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- Um...
- Um...
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To give you my card.
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Her card.
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In case you want
any more advice.
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Always happy to help.
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- She's very good.
- Very.
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Right. I have a feeling
I will be talking
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to both of you again
before the investigation's over.
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I doubt that.
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I mean, hanging out
with a cop in Las Vegas
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is like bringing your grandma
to an orgy.
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(chuckles)
Am I right?
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No.
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Okay, bye.
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Bye.
(clears throat)
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Hi.
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Is, uh...
Hi, sorry to interrupt.
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Have you heard from Lucifer?
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No, why?
Has something happened?
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No, not really.
I just, I, uh...
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I had a question about a case,
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and, um, I can't...
I can't get ahold of him.
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Yeah, we were...
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we were, uh, celebrating
my birthday at the precinct,
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and, um, and then,
all of a sudden,
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he just bailed, and now he's
not answering my calls, so...
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Would you like to have a seat?
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No, no, it's not a big deal.
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You sure?
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Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I'm fine.
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I'm fine.
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It's probably just
Lucifer being Lucifer.
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You know? Probably.
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Yeah.
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Please, have a seat.
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I don't really, you know...
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I know you're busy,
and I don't want to...
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take up... I-I checked Lux,
and he wasn't there.
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And-and I thought I'd go up
to the penthouse to check,
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but last time he went AWOL,
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I went up there
to check on him,
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and all of his furniture
was covered in sheets,
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and he had run off to Vegas.
(laughs)
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Of course,
that's when we...
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we were getting together,
which we totally are not
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anymore, nor will we.
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But, you know, it's my birthday.
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Mm-hmm.
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Wow, good couch.
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I know.
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And I understand.
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Birthdays can be emotional.
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I guess.
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No, I'm good, I'm good.
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He's, um... he's probably
just in the penthouse
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passed out or something.
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Emphasis on "something."
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How about I go with you?
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Please.
258
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Seems Candy dodged a
bullet, quite literally.
259
00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:43,514
Or a shotgun blast,
anyway.
260
00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:45,837
Yes, so, we need
to find this killer
261
00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:48,600
before he or she
realizes their mistake.
262
00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:50,598
ELLA: Detective Nosy in there
could get DNA back
263
00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:52,240
on that body within 24 hours.
264
00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:53,317
LUCIFER:
Yeah.
265
00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:55,557
ELLA: So, we got to
find a lead, stat.
266
00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:57,558
- Right.
- Okay, so you were married to Candy
267
00:09:57,760 --> 00:09:59,638
- for a week...
- Uh, two weeks.
268
00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:02,753
Mm-hmm. I mean, any idea
who would want her dead?
269
00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:05,236
("Fever" playing)
270
00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:13,239
♪ Never know how much
I love you ♪
271
00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:16,918
♪ Never know how much I care ♪
272
00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:20,158
♪ When you put your arms
around me ♪
273
00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:22,795
♪ I get a fever
that's so hard to bear ♪
274
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,832
♪ You give me fever ♪
275
00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:26,360
♪♪
276
00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:27,875
♪ When you kiss me ♪
277
00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:30,959
♪ Fever when you hold me tight ♪
278
00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:33,436
♪ Fever in the morning ♪
279
00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:35,438
Psychic bartender.
My favorite.
280
00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:36,872
BARTENDER:
Who is she?
281
00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:38,912
Not the one singing,
the reason you're drinking.
282
00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:41,715
Not who I thought she was.
283
00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:45,199
♪ Moon lights up the night ♪
284
00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:46,516
Not her fault, though.
285
00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:47,756
Never is.
286
00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,992
♪ And you know
I'm gonna treat you right ♪
287
00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:52,111
Ah?
288
00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:53,515
♪ You give me fever ♪
289
00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,154
Everyone's reading
my mind today.
290
00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:56,271
♪ When you kiss me ♪
291
00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:58,472
♪ Fever when you hold me tight ♪ -
(laughs)
292
00:10:58,720 --> 00:10:59,631
Mmm.
293
00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:01,276
♪ Fever ♪
294
00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:03,592
- ♪ In the morning ♪
- Hmm!
295
00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:06,634
- Don't mind if I do.
- ♪ What a lovely way to burn ♪
296
00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:10,072
- (sighs)
- ♪ What a lovely way to burn... ♪
297
00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:11,873
Who was that?
298
00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:14,271
That was Candy.
299
00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:16,157
Aye.
300
00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:19,315
Think I'd quite like to
continue my chat with Candy.
301
00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:20,431
(song ends, audience applauds)
302
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,511
Uh...
303
00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:24,230
Where's my money?
304
00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:28,240
And my ring.
305
00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:33,036
Bravo, Candy.
306
00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:35,715
Emergencies.
307
00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,120
CANDY:
Ow, you're hurting me.
308
00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:40,760
Just-just give me
some more time, please.
309
00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:42,750
I'll have it for you.
310
00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:47,958
LUCIFER:
His name's Louie Pagliani.
311
00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:50,675
He's a local loan shark
and all-around dirtbag.
312
00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:52,514
I thought I dealt
with that human stain
313
00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:53,750
last time I was here.
314
00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:56,595
Yeah, well...
this is Vegas.
315
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,678
- This town is always up for an encore.
- (engine starts)
316
00:11:58,880 --> 00:11:59,757
(chuckles)
317
00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:01,636
(tires screech)
318
00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:07,517
(rattling)
319
00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:09,359
Ah, there you go.
320
00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:12,157
They teach lock picking
in forensic class?
321
00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:13,835
No. Middle school.
322
00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:14,831
(chuckles)
323
00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:17,515
Ms. Lopez, you are an enigma,
wrapped in a hoodie
324
00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:19,194
under a jaunty ponytail.
325
00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:20,277
It...
326
00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:23,918
Oh, no.
327
00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:25,875
The annihilation.
328
00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:27,910
Ugh.
329
00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:30,271
Even if Louie didn't
kill fake Candy,
330
00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:32,989
this decor alone is enough
for immediate execution.
331
00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:34,793
I mean...
(laughs)
332
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,070
What was he thinking?
333
00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:39,876
Well, uh, looks like someone
beat you to the execution part.
334
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:46,792
Louie?
335
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,639
Oh, definitely.
336
00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:50,752
I'd know those hairy
ham hands anywhere.
337
00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:58,433
ELLA: The trajectory
of the blood spatter
338
00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:01,030
in relation to the stiff
makes zero sense.
339
00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:02,799
There's no way
Louie pulled the trigger.
340
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,390
(sighs) Typical Vegas.
Even the suicides are fake.
341
00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:07,399
Yeah, and so is
the hair color.
342
00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:09,157
Look at this.
343
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,480
- It's pink.
- Candy.
344
00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:14,359
Well, she was here.
345
00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:16,677
You think Candy
would've killed Louie,
346
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,678
and then faked her own death
to disappear?
347
00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:22,118
Oh, no, no, no, no, no,
Candy's not a killer.
348
00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:24,238
No, just a thieving con woman.
349
00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:26,676
- You knew her one week.
- Two weeks.
350
00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:28,835
Well, you don't know
what she's capable of.
351
00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:30,391
Well...
352
00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:32,951
Candy did owe Louie
money once upon a time,
353
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:34,111
but I paid him off.
354
00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:35,640
Perhaps he wanted more.
355
00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:37,791
Huh.
356
00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:40,757
This must be Mrs. Ham Hands.
357
00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:43,114
Oh, dearie me.
358
00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:45,317
Someone's sending
a painful message.
359
00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:49,631
If Louie was after
Candy's candy...
360
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,431
Maybe his old
lady found out,
361
00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:55,752
followed who she thought was
Candy home from the club,
362
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,634
shot her, and then
framed/finished off Louie.
363
00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,911
Then we need to find
this murderous ginger
364
00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:03,117
before she finds the real Candy.
365
00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:04,994
Ah, Roxie Pagliani.
366
00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:07,357
I suppose she's the missus.
Just block the caller I.D.
367
00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:09,074
You can't just call her.
What are you gonna say?
368
00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:11,312
Well, I'm gonna ask her
if she's the killer, of course.
369
00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:13,315
No. Terrible plan!
370
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,795
- Give me that!
- What are you doing? (stammers)
371
00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:15,871
ROXIE:
Hello?
372
00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:17,316
(with New Jersey accent):
Hi, yeah.
373
00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:20,877
This is Marcia calling
from Sensational Statues.
374
00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:21,718
Who?
375
00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:23,519
"Sensational Statues"?
376
00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:25,313
Yeah, yeah,
we got that new, um...
377
00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:26,670
you know, that new...
378
00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:28,673
oh, bust of Caesar you ordered.
379
00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:30,439
Uh-huh, it came out real sexy.
380
00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:32,717
- "Sexy"?
- Yeah, 30% off
381
00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:35,992
if we can drop it
wherever you are right now.
382
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,873
I'm sorry,
I didn't buy any bust.
383
00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:39,116
Pfft. You sure? Because I...
384
00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:41,039
SLOT MACHINE VOICE:
Bada bing! Bada bing! Bada bing!
385
00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:42,834
Oh, whoopsie, whoopsie,
my mistake, doll, my mistake.
386
00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:44,311
See?
387
00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:46,074
The truth would've been
much more expedient.
388
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:49,040
Nope. I know exactly
where Roxie is.
389
00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:50,555
I heard the sound
390
00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:52,353
of The Guido's Rainbow
slot machine
391
00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:53,914
in the background of the call.
392
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:55,560
It's a vintage machine.
393
00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:58,434
And only one casino
in Vegas has it:
394
00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:00,071
The Moonbeam.
395
00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:03,514
Well, ka-ching, Ms. Lopez.
396
00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:04,671
(elevator bell dings)
397
00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:06,912
Well, no sheets
on the furniture,
398
00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:08,190
that's a good sign.
399
00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:09,840
And...
400
00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:11,793
it looks like...
401
00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:13,276
yep, the overnight
bag is missing,
402
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:14,960
so maybe he did
go out of town.
403
00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:17,355
On my birthday.
404
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:19,239
You know what,
speaking of, this is stupid.
405
00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:21,074
What are we doing here?
We should be celebrating.
406
00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:23,636
Yes! We should
be celebrating.
407
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,832
Yeah. (sighs)
So, where to?
408
00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:26,951
Hmm.
409
00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:31,200
Actually, I do know this place
with an awesome sound system
410
00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:33,238
and all the top shelf
you can drink.
411
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:35,795
Best views in the city?
412
00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:38,997
Seems a shame to let
that sunset go to waste.
413
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:42,910
♪ I love me ♪
414
00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:44,117
♪ Hey ♪
415
00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:46,391
♪ I love me ♪
♪ Hey ♪
416
00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:47,556
♪ I don't know about you ♪
417
00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:48,597
♪ Uh ♪
418
00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:49,956
♪ But, baby, I love me ♪
419
00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:51,594
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
420
00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:53,911
♪ Now everybody say ♪
♪ Hey-hez-hey ♪
421
00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:56,358
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Hey-hey-hey ♪
422
00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:57,232
♪ I love me... ♪
423
00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:58,476
Hamlet!
424
00:15:59,240 --> 00:15:59,912
Ah.
425
00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:01,956
Hamlet.
426
00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:03,310
♪ They gon' say
all kinds of things... ♪
427
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,990
"Thanks for the punch up.
Love, Will."
428
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:07,557
Wow.
429
00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:09,558
- What you looking at?
- (chuckles nervously)
430
00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:11,276
Nothing exciting.
431
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,075
CHLOE (with British accent):
I'm Lucifer Morningstar.
432
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:14,356
(bashing random keys on piano)
433
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:17,752
I can play the piano
and I'm a fancy British man.
434
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:21,159
(laughs): Let's go
take a peek in his sock drawer.
435
00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:23,431
But, Dr. Martin,
you're his therapist.
436
00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:24,994
Aren't there rules against that?
437
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,600
Trust me,
there's nothing I don't know
438
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,234
about Lucifer Morningstar.
439
00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:30,636
Except what's in
his sock drawer.
440
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,429
It's not like he can see us.
441
00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:33,960
- Let's do it.
- (phone rings)
442
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,230
- Oh!
- Oh.
443
00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:36,157
(humming)
444
00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:37,590
Oh, oh, oh!
445
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:38,790
- That's Lucifer, that's Lucifer.
- Oh. Oh.
446
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:39,831
- Yeah, I can see that.
- That's Lucifer.
447
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,997
Officially,
officially creeped out!
448
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:42,872
Okay, don't answer it.
449
00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:44,480
No, no, no, wait.
Answer it, answer it, uh,
450
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:45,670
- just don't say we're here.
- Okay.
451
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,951
- (music stops)
- Mmm. Hello?
452
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,357
LUCIFER: Ah, Doctor, I didn't
think you were going to answer.
453
00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:52,756
I'm just calling to reschedule
my therapy appointment.
454
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,036
I'm on a quick trip out of town.
455
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:55,038
Oh!
456
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:56,680
Oh. Out of town.
457
00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:58,838
Um, uh... where?
458
00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:00,673
Oh, nowhere special,
it's just Vegas.
459
00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:02,075
Vegas? Again?
460
00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:03,879
What you doing in Vegas?
461
00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:08,591
Well...
462
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,953
don't you look ravishing.
463
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,753
- LINDA: Lucifer?
- Uh, sorry, I've got to go, Doctor.
464
00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:14,480
- Speak soon.
- Bye.
465
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:15,916
What did he say
at the end there?
466
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:18,360
Um, something about...
467
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,350
radishes.
468
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,753
Well, you are
stunning, aren't you?
469
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,878
I almost didn't recognize you,
no offense.
470
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,833
Eh, it's hard to
get your glitter on
471
00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:30,633
when you're stuck
in a lab all day.
472
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,117
But, I mean, Vegas?
473
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,318
Where else can I bust out
the bling?
474
00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:36,795
There's no reason
we can't look fabulous
475
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,400
and catch a homicidal redhead.
476
00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:40,790
Exactly.
477
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:41,911
(Lucifer chuckles)
478
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:43,514
CHLOE:
He didn't say "radish."
479
00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:45,154
He said "ravishing," didn't he?
480
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:48,240
He's in Vegas
with someone ravishing
481
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:49,796
on my birthday.
482
00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:51,152
You know what?
483
00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:53,395
Why-why do I even care?
484
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,633
Why do I care?
This is stupid.
485
00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:58,554
Okay, feelings,
feelings are not stupid.
486
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,393
Well, this one is, okay?
487
00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,597
This feeling is stupid.
488
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,031
- Okay.
- Okay?
489
00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:05,720
Lucifer and I are friends,
490
00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:07,753
partners, that's all.
491
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:10,555
I'm totally past
anything romantic.
492
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:12,310
Full-on rearview.
493
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,353
- In. The. Past.
- Okay.
494
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,557
It is completely reasonable
495
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,320
for something like
a trip to Vegas
496
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:22,718
to trigger old emotions.
497
00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:23,876
Emotions...
498
00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:26,999
that maybe you haven't
completely dealt with.
499
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,759
There's no
expiration date
500
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,231
on the process of healing.
501
00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:33,150
We should go.
502
00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:34,112
You're welcome.
503
00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:36,159
Where... where
are my pants?
504
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:37,995
I was wearing pant...
505
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,071
Oh, this is fine...
506
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:44,559
- (Chloe gasps)
- Are you okay?
507
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:48,036
Oh...
508
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:50,712
LINDA:
Oh...
509
00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:52,513
Screw the sock drawer.
510
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,276
SLOT MACHINE VOICE:
Bada bing! Bada bing! Bada bing!
511
00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,915
Oh, that is definitely her.
512
00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:02,035
LUCIFER:
Mrs. Ham Hands.
513
00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:04,590
It looks like she's
the casino's pit boss.
514
00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:06,634
Right, let's go
and chat up our killer.
515
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:08,991
Uh, could be a problem.
516
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,795
Pit bosses are notoriously
hard to flush out.
517
00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:14,316
Only clients they pay attention
to are the whales,
518
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,796
the serious high rollers.
519
00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:19,276
So, how about blackjack?
520
00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:20,550
More of a poker man, myself.
521
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:21,438
Poker?
522
00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:22,995
No, poker involves bluffing,
523
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:24,350
also known as lying.
524
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:25,750
Something you claim
525
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:26,711
you don't do.
526
00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:29,196
Bluffing and lying,
two totally different things.
527
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:30,959
So I guess what you're doing
with Chloe, and the whole
528
00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:35,359
not telling her you're in Vegas
thing, also not lying?
529
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:37,995
No, that's selective omission.
Get it straight, Lopez.
530
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:40,431
Potato, potahto,
po-too-toe.
531
00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:44,200
You, my friend,
are compartmentalizing.
532
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,880
Don't even know what that means.
533
00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:47,315
Anyways...
534
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:48,272
Ooh.
535
00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:50,433
Okay, looks like Roxie's
working the blackjack floor.
536
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:53,030
- Mm.
- So let's, uh, get you at the table.
537
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:55,038
What, me?
What about you?
538
00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:56,476
Best I just watch.
539
00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:58,839
♪♪
540
00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:00,474
(cheering)
541
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:01,836
(laughs) Again?
542
00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:04,157
Beginner's luck.
(laughs)
543
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:05,437
Right.
544
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:07,717
Let's see if this gets
Roxie's attention.
545
00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:09,071
ELLA:
Oh.
546
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:11,272
Booyah. That's what
I'm talking about.
547
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:14,080
Well, it's so much fun to
bet lots and lots of money.
548
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,192
And there's plenty more
where this came from.
549
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,318
- (Lucifer chuckles)
- ELLA: Ooh, nice. You have an 11.
550
00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:19,670
Double down, baby,
double down.
551
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:21,997
Right-o, doubling down,
doubling down.
552
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:23,196
♪ Mo' money ♪
553
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,312
♪ Mo' money, mo' money. ♪
554
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:26,351
(chuckles)
555
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,358
♪ You are my midnight,
midnight ♪
556
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:29,511
♪ Yeah ♪
557
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:31,200
- Yes!
- (all cheering)
558
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:32,800
- Very good, Ms. Lopez.
- See?
559
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:34,360
You're very good at this,
aren't you?
560
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:35,876
- Teamwork is dream work.
- (sighs)
561
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:37,912
Look at all the money, eh?
(chuckles)
562
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:39,554
Do you know, actually,
I fancy a drink, actu...
563
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:40,631
- Ooh.
- WAITRESS: Here you are.
564
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:42,280
Wonderful service.
Thank you.
565
00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:43,231
What's your name?
566
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:44,791
Mmm.
567
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,231
Oh, that's
perfect, thanks.
568
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:49,631
What would you
like, Ms. Lopez?
569
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,194
I-I would like for you
to focus on the game;
570
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,356
you just got two aces.
571
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:53,875
What? Oh, right.
572
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:55,833
- Well, maybe you would like...
- Split!
573
00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:57,269
LUCIFER (laughs):
Sorry.
574
00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:00,589
Ah, it's working,
Ms. Lopez.
575
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,234
Whatever you're doing,
keep doing it.
576
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:04,119
- Yeah, order me one, too.
- Hmm?
577
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:07,073
(cheering)
578
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:09,198
Oh, well done, Ms. Lopez!
579
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:10,754
Well done, indeed.
580
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:12,674
- MAN: Excuse me, sir.
- (Lucifer sighs)
581
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:13,677
Come with us, please.
582
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:14,518
Oh.
583
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:16,074
Excellent. It's worked,
it's worked.
584
00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:18,033
Right, off to the high rollers'
suite, are we?
585
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:19,191
♪ Oh, my ♪
586
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:20,632
♪ Oh... ♪
587
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,873
Yeah, I don't think
that's where they're taking us.
588
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:30,790
LUCIFER: What sort of casino
back room is this anyway?
589
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,195
I mean, where's the
dangling lightbulb
590
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:33,436
and the
bloodstained floor?
591
00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:34,796
Where's Joe Pesci?
592
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,719
- (camera snaps)
- Hey, go easy.
593
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:37,831
I'm going blind here.
594
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,912
It seems maiming us
isn't even in their agenda.
595
00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:41,759
Quite frankly, I'm
disappointed, gentlemen.
596
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:43,280
Hmm, ooh.
597
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,552
Well, actually, I'm slightly
less disappointed now.
598
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:46,591
(laughs)
599
00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:47,917
Oh.
600
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:49,431
It's you.
601
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:51,632
So maybe this wasn't
a total waste of time.
602
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:53,672
Mm, maybe we should
stop talking.
603
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:56,116
And by "we,"
I mean "you."
604
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,674
So, I guess the disguise
didn't do it for you.
605
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:11,714
Very few people can count cards
like you, Ms. Lopez.
606
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:14,389
Count cards?
Oh, I'm impressed.
607
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:16,950
ROXIE: So am I.
Your technique's so infamous,
608
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:19,197
we were able to spot you in,
what was it?
609
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:20,032
Half an hour?
610
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:23,153
43 minutes.
You guys are getting lax.
611
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:24,629
- (laughs)
- Question is,
612
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:26,434
what do I do with you?
613
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,997
If banning you from the casino
didn't work,
614
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,720
maybe I should call
your new friends
615
00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:35,835
at the LAPD.
616
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:37,192
Okay.
617
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,039
Fine.
Go right ahead.
618
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:40,151
And, you know,
while you're at it,
619
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:42,670
why don't you tell them
about your crimes?
620
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:44,156
- What?
- LUCIFER: Yes.
621
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:46,153
J'accuse.
First of all,
622
00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:48,556
of mixing Corinthian
and Doric columns
623
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:49,790
in your McMansion.
624
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,753
I mean... and secondly,
625
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:54,919
of killing your husband and who
you thought was his mistress.
626
00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:56,630
Louie's dead?
627
00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:58,629
(scoffs)
Hello.
628
00:22:58,840 --> 00:22:59,796
Yes, Louie's dead,
629
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:01,560
savagely murdered by you.
630
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:02,557
LUCIFER:
Hmm.
631
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:04,391
Wow.
632
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,956
Her poker face is amazing,
take note.
633
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:09,636
My husband was a crook.
634
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:10,910
I knew it was
only a matter of time
635
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:12,435
before his ticket got punched.
636
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,757
But I certainly didn't kill him
or anyone else.
637
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,076
LUCIFER:
Okay.
638
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:17,873
Very well, Roxie,
if you didn't want Louie dead,
639
00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:19,474
then tell me, what do you want?
640
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:22,072
I, uh...
641
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:23,396
Yes?
642
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:27,472
I want the pro golfer
on table four.
643
00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:29,271
Bad.
644
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:33,313
I've been trying to pick up his
sweet ass for two days straight.
645
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:35,910
I worked a triple shift just
to keep him in my sights,
646
00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:38,191
and I think I'm really close
to getting a hole in one.
647
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:39,272
You know what I mean?
648
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:40,556
Oh, dear.
649
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:42,156
Well, as the detective
would say
650
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:43,311
in this situation,
651
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,756
- that means no motive.
- Or opportunity.
652
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:49,877
Damn it, 6-6-6 didn't work,
either.
653
00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:51,554
Try 8-0-0-8.
654
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:53,513
- 8-0-0-8?
- (keypad beeping)
655
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:54,711
It spells "boob."
656
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:56,713
- Ah.
- (keypad beeping)
657
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:57,876
No.
658
00:23:58,120 --> 00:23:59,474
You know, normally,
I wouldn't be so concerned
659
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:01,114
about trying to get
into this thing
660
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:03,357
if I didn't think there
were some real clues
661
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:04,710
as to where Lucifer is,
662
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,191
'cause wherever he is,
maybe he's in danger.
663
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:08,959
Right. Maybe "ravishing,"
664
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:10,675
I mean "radish,"
665
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:12,320
is code for "help."
666
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:14,876
Yes. Maybe, maybe
that's why he skipped town.
667
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:16,431
'Cause someone's
after him.
668
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:18,876
It would be irresponsible for us
not to open this thing.
669
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:21,800
Or maybe you two
just had too much to drink,
670
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,639
you're a little too curious
to leave well enough alone,
671
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:25,160
which is why
you hauled my ass out here.
672
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:26,550
That mean
you're not gonna help us?
673
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,070
I didn't say that.
674
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:29,677
(drill whirs)
675
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:30,916
(gasps)
676
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:34,399
You really have quite the grip,
don't you? Hmm?
677
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:36,473
You have a good time
on your own?
678
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:38,794
Okay. Ugh.
679
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:41,909
You are just full of surprises,
aren't you, my little Rain Man?
680
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:43,594
Well, what can I say?
681
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:45,156
We all have
coping mechanisms,
682
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:47,113
mine just happens to
be counting cards...
683
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,152
or, was, anyway.
684
00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:50,476
Coping mechanisms,
for what?
685
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:51,598
Poverty?
686
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:53,311
No.
687
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:55,439
It helped quiet
the voices.
688
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:56,557
What voices?
689
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,675
Never mind, forget I...
said that.
690
00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:04,793
The point is that...
691
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,673
everyone has stuff
that they want to avoid.
692
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:09,555
You know, like, like the way
you are avoiding Chloe.
693
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:11,479
Ugh, how many times
do I have to tell you?
694
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:13,990
I am not avoiding
or lying to the detective.
695
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:17,278
I'm... protecting her.
696
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:20,234
Ah, you're protecting her,
or you're protecting yourself?
697
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:21,476
Look, why are we
even discussing this?
698
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:23,154
Right now, Candy's the one
who needs protecting,
699
00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:24,555
and we've just hit a dead end.
700
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,035
ELLA: Right. Okay,
but hold on.
701
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:28,277
I mean, if we are
gonna find a new lead,
702
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:31,191
how about we start with
how you two ended up married.
703
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:34,389
(scoffs, sighs)
704
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:44,551
LUCIFER:
Hello, Candy.
705
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:45,796
(gasps)
706
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,354
My thieving vixen.
707
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:49,235
I don't know what
you're talking about.
708
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:50,677
How'd you get in here?
709
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:52,872
Impressive grift
you've got going.
710
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:57,233
But, uh, I'm afraid that you
can't keep this little beauty.
711
00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:59,033
No, please, please, please,
I'm sorry, I'm sor...
712
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:01,555
Sentimental value.
713
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:04,717
But, uh, you're welcome
to keep the cash.
714
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:06,634
Goodness knows
where you've hidden that.
715
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:10,389
(cries)
716
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,111
I'm so sorry; please
don't call the cops.
717
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:14,356
It's just...
718
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:16,479
my dad died
recently and...
719
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:18,674
he used to own the
club I was singing at.
720
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:20,109
- You know, Fletcher's?
- Mm.
721
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:22,471
But he owed this ginormous
amount of cash
722
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:24,074
to this super scary loan shark,
723
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:27,318
Louie Pagliani, and he used
the club as collateral,
724
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:30,075
and if I don't come up
with 300 grand, like now,
725
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:31,709
Louie's gonna take it.
726
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:34,159
And who knows what else.
727
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:38,075
(crying):
I didn't know what else to do!
728
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:43,197
Bravo, you really are
quite the performer, aren't you?
729
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,910
(crying):
You, you don't believe me?
730
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,834
What, the weepy waterworks?
Not a chance.
731
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:50,958
But your story
seems legit, though.
732
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:54,437
(hyperventilating)
733
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:55,596
(exhales)
734
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:57,271
It is.
735
00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,109
And so is my apology.
736
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:00,276
(laughs)
737
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,359
I actually felt bad.
738
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:03,876
From the looks of you
at the bar,
739
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,037
you got your own problems
to deal with.
740
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:07,352
Yeah.
741
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,553
Nothing I can't handle
on my own.
742
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:10,716
You sure about that?
743
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:19,478
And so, you see, I...
744
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:20,875
I had to leave.
745
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:23,151
Hmm, I get it.
746
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:25,437
The part about your dad
747
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:28,109
putting the detective
in your path is kind of fuzzy,
748
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:31,679
but it seems like
you genuinely care about her.
749
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:33,550
Yes.
750
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:34,950
I do.
751
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:36,797
A lot.
752
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:40,038
Then, isn't you going AWOL
gonna kind of throw a big...
753
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:41,397
flag on that play?
754
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:43,831
No, I said that
I care about her.
755
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:45,679
Oh, unrequited love.
756
00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:47,554
Yeah, I get that, too.
757
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:49,314
No, no, no, it's
not unrequited.
758
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:52,155
It's... well, the detective
has feelings for me,
759
00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:53,999
but she has no control
over those feelings.
760
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:55,111
Okay, I don't get that.
761
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:56,476
Well, look,
it's difficult to explain.
762
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:59,718
But I just...
(sighs)
763
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:02,189
I just want to do right by her.
764
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:04,353
I believe you. Yeah.
765
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:05,357
Swap.
766
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:09,799
Do you ever ask yourself,
767
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,511
"How the hell
did I end up here?"
768
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:14,359
What, eating mint
chocolate chip ice cream,
769
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:15,676
wrapped in a pink Snuggie?
770
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:17,195
(laughs softly)
771
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:19,120
Pink's a good color for you,
actually.
772
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,073
Ah! You are a good
liar, aren't you?
773
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:22,077
I don't lie.
774
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:23,509
Forgive me,
775
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:24,956
but you are a con woman.
776
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:27,038
I am not a con woman.
777
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:28,151
I am a singer,
778
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:31,878
forced to do some things
that I'm not proud of,
779
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:34,595
but only so I can dig
my dad's club out of debt.
780
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:37,554
I grew up on that stage.
It's my home.
781
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:40,116
Drastic measures
for the things we care about.
782
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:41,437
That, I get.
783
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:42,710
(chuckles)
784
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:45,754
I might pretend to be someone
785
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:47,873
a little less threatening
sometimes,
786
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:49,600
but I don't lie.
787
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:52,116
I call it bluffing.
788
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:53,351
Totally different things.
789
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:56,513
Oh, well, that I definitely get.
(laughs)
790
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:58,473
We're quite similar,
you and I, aren't we?
791
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:00,673
Yeah, we are.
792
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:04,755
Mm. Except for the fact
that you have ginormous feet.
793
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:05,757
Oh!
794
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:07,758
(laughs)
795
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:09,557
(chuckles)
796
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:12,830
You know...
797
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:17,590
there might be a way for you and
I to dig each other out, Candy.
798
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:23,833
I'll pay off your debt
if you don't mind doing
799
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:25,918
a little "bluffing" for me.
800
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:29,517
♪ It is a game for youth ♪
801
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:35,239
♪ But I'm not
waiting on a lady... ♪
802
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:36,231
Marry me.
803
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:38,752
Uh...
(chuckles)
804
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:39,878
(laughs)
805
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:41,116
LUCIFER:
And so, we got married.
806
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:42,436
The end.
807
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:46,032
Hmm. Okay, so,
you fake-married Candy
808
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:47,714
to avoid Chloe,
809
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:49,520
even though you
cared about her.
810
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:52,435
Who's the enigma now?
811
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:54,000
(chuckles)
812
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:55,709
- Don't even...
- WAITRESS: Excuse me.
813
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:57,510
Sorry, did I forget to tip?
814
00:29:57,720 --> 00:29:58,517
How rude of me.
815
00:29:58,720 --> 00:29:59,631
(quietly):
Lucifer.
816
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:02,197
Candy?
817
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:04,511
What are you doing here?
You're gonna ruin everything.
818
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:05,917
I...
819
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:08,638
Uh...
820
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:14,716
As much as I love the
Bettie Page vibe, you've got
821
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:16,832
a bull's-eye on your back; this
is hardly a good hiding place.
822
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:18,594
- But it is where my killer works.
- But...?
823
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:20,474
You're onto Roxie as well?
824
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:22,998
Until you and your sidekick
derailed things.
825
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:24,919
Not my sidekick, and
I hate to disappoint,
826
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,237
but Roxie Pagliani
did not kill your look-alike.
827
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:28,271
Ali.
828
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,150
Her name was Ali.
829
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:31,757
She broke up with her boyfriend,
830
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,155
so I said
she could stay with me.
831
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:34,956
I was just trying
to be a good friend.
832
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:36,471
Oh, man.
833
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:37,990
I'm so sorry.
834
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:42,076
Anyway.
835
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:45,439
Anyway, Roxie Pagliani
did not kill Ali
836
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:47,239
or her husband in a
jealous fit of rage.
837
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:49,432
I mean, the woman's about as
passionate as a protein bar.
838
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:51,154
This has nothing to do
with passion.
839
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,597
The killer wants
my father's club.
840
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:56,156
Fletcher's?
How do you know that?
841
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:58,116
After I found Ali dead,
842
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:01,279
I noticed there was only one
thing missing from my apartment.
843
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:03,000
The pocket deed for Fletcher's.
844
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,157
Whoever possesses the deed
owns the club.
845
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:06,271
CANDY: It was used
as collateral
846
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:07,800
when my dad
borrowed money from Louie.
847
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:09,874
But when I went
to confront him,
848
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:11,309
he was already dead.
849
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:13,910
Oh, that's why her hair
was at the crime scene.
850
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:16,635
So I thought, well, maybe Louie
told Roxie about the deed,
851
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:17,990
and she's the one
who got greedy.
852
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:19,156
LUCIFER:
Sadly, no.
853
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:20,840
Roxie was working
at the time of the murder.
854
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:23,874
But who else could've known
about that deed?
855
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:25,476
Well, not to worry.
856
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:28,280
There's a much faster way
to flush out the killer.
857
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:31,311
Candy's still my wife.
Legally, anyway.
858
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:32,996
Which would trump
any sort of deed.
859
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:34,674
Exactly, which means Fletcher's
860
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:37,270
now goes
to the grieving widower, me.
861
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:38,914
ELLA: Yeah, but
that makes you
862
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:40,071
the killer's next target.
863
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:42,192
(laughing):
Oh, I certainly hope so.
864
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:45,320
Right. Come on.
Showtime.
865
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:46,598
Showtime?
866
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:49,192
(applause)
867
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:50,875
♪ They call you ♪
868
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:55,632
♪ Lady luck ♪
869
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:04,758
♪ But there is room ♪
870
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:09,070
♪ For doubt ♪
871
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,033
♪ At times you have ♪
872
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:18,399
♪ A very unladylike way ♪
873
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:21,513
♪ Of running out... ♪
874
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:24,914
But not tonight.
875
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:26,713
Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.
876
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:30,112
My name is Lucifer Morningstar,
new owner here at Fletcher's.
877
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:31,879
That's right, owner.
878
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:35,432
Please, a warm welcome
for The Morningstars.
879
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,959
♪ Luck be a lady tonight ♪
880
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:45,077
♪ Luck be a lady tonight ♪
881
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,151
♪ Luck, if you've ever been ♪
882
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:52,040
♪ A lady to begin with ♪
883
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:55,639
♪ Luck be a lady tonight ♪
884
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,199
Are you buying any of this?
885
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:01,317
CANDY:
Well...
886
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:03,318
Lucifer's certainly
made his presence known.
887
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:05,318
ELLA:
So, any sign of the killer?
888
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:08,911
Any weird or
suspicious activity?
889
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:10,674
Other than your high kick,
no, sorry.
890
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,999
You try dancing with a.22
strapped to your thigh.
891
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:18,432
♪ Luck be a lady with me... ♪
892
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:19,995
Creepy hunched fellow,
two o'clock.
893
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:21,270
- Got it.
- (grunts)
894
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:23,671
ELLA: Blue tracksuit,
big guy, big guy.
895
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,440
Yeah, yeah, that's the guy.
896
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:28,758
♪ And blows on some
other guy's dice... ♪
897
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:29,711
All clear.
898
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:31,752
The only thing he cares about
are the complimentary crab legs.
899
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:35,192
♪ Let's keep this party polite ♪
900
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:41,598
♪ Never get out of my sight ♪
901
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:45,072
♪ Stick with me, baby ♪
902
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:48,352
♪ I'm the fella
you came in with ♪
903
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:50,839
♪ Luck be a lady ♪
904
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:53,953
♪ Tonight ♪
905
00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:01,150
♪ Luck be a lady ♪
906
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:09,235
♪ Tonight. ♪
907
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:15,755
LUCIFER:
Thank you.
908
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:18,953
Oh, thank you all so much.
I'm here all night.
909
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:22,159
No, seriously, all night.
910
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:24,639
And now we wait for
the real show to begin.
911
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:25,591
Mm-hmm.
912
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,116
- Whoops.
- CHLOE: Whoops?
913
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:30,276
As in it worked?
914
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:31,677
Well, uh...
915
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:35,194
- Oh. Oh, don't worry.
- Oh.
916
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:37,911
I've had a lot of experience
with giant holes...
917
00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:40,674
- ...in walls.
- Hmm.
918
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:41,956
A little Spackle
and you're good to go.
919
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:43,475
Well, it's a good thing
I come packing.
920
00:34:43,720 --> 00:34:44,551
Came packing Spackle?
921
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:46,399
- (laughs): Of course.
- (drill whirs)
922
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:48,040
I'll be right back.
Excuse me.
923
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:50,236
This...
(sighs)
924
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:51,192
...look at this.
925
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:53,237
This is nuts.
926
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:55,517
Yeah, but super fun.
927
00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:58,674
This is...
928
00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:01,633
it's pointless
cracking into this safe
929
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:03,433
because no matter
what we find,
930
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:07,429
(it's not gonna change the fact
that A) there are things
931
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:09,950
about Lucifer that
I will never understand.
932
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:10,832
(And B)
933
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:15,199
Spackle's not gonna help
the Assyrian antique wall.
934
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:18,799
I think you and I both know
that this isn't about Spackle.
935
00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:23,473
(sighs)
He left on my birthday.
936
00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:25,473
And I wasn't
expecting a big party
937
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,957
or anything huge, maybe a card.
938
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:31,316
You know, Lucifer
is a nontraditional guy.
939
00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:33,040
And he celebrates
940
00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:36,153
in... nontraditional ways.
941
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,232
Right, like going to Vegas
with some radish.
942
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:39,430
Lucifer cares for you.
943
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:40,710
I'm sure he's gonna come back
944
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:42,838
with some crazy
explanation that...
945
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:46,317
That I'll probably never
hear about and that's fine.
946
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:47,790
It's fine.
947
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,356
I just hate that I sound jealous
'cause I'm not.
948
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:52,596
I'm not jealous.
949
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:55,079
I'm not, I just, um...
950
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:00,353
He's just my friend, you know?
951
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:02,271
I know.
952
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:04,190
What did I tell you?
953
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:05,795
I am the man.
954
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:06,990
(Linda gasps)
955
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:10,316
Cheers.
956
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,791
To the weirdest birthday
I've ever had.
957
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:17,474
And thank you for the party,
such as it is.
958
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:28,799
(drink pours)
959
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:31,309
(sighs)
960
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:43,040
Oh, dearie me.
961
00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:44,356
Rough night, old boy?
962
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:47,639
I'm sorry, but-but this place...
963
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:49,990
is mine.
964
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:53,831
Well, well, well,
it seems our bad guy
965
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:55,679
is the good bartender.
966
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:57,670
You can forget the tip,
967
00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:58,870
by the way.
968
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:07,390
First of all, excellent bluff,
Mr. Killer Bartender,
969
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,000
but I do need to tell you...
970
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:12,433
(groans)
I do need to tell you...
971
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:14,998
(shouts)
972
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,354
What I was trying to tell you
973
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,119
before you
so rudely interrupted me
974
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:20,959
is that because
I know you're the killer
975
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:22,150
and you can't kill me,
976
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:23,840
you may as well just
hand yourself in now.
977
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:25,554
- But I just shot you.
- Yes, I know.
978
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:27,155
It's perplexing,
isn't it, Juddy?
979
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:28,356
CANDY:
Judd?
980
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:32,635
How could you?
981
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:34,276
Candy?
982
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:36,793
No, you-you can't be here. I...
983
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:38,550
I killed you!
984
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:40,513
What the hell is
happening to me?
985
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:42,880
Who are you talking to?
986
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:44,276
You can't see her?
987
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:45,277
- Hmm?
- But...
988
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:48,670
Oh, God.
What the hell?
989
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:51,270
Well, interesting turn
of phrase, actually, Juddy,
990
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:52,755
because I am the Devil
991
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:55,237
and I believe that
you're being haunted.
992
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:57,033
Perhaps if you
repent your sins,
993
00:37:57,240 --> 00:37:58,515
all will be forgiven.
994
00:37:58,720 --> 00:37:59,949
The truth will set you free
and all that.
995
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:01,640
CANDY: You were like
a son to my father,
996
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,280
a brother to me.
997
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:05,711
I was gambling again.
I was drowning in debt.
998
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:07,354
Why didn't you just tell me
you needed money?
999
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,393
JUDD: Because you
don't have any!
1000
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:11,280
This place is
worth crap.
1001
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:13,119
It's the land that's
worth millions.
1002
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:15,880
I tried to get your dad to sell
and I knew you wouldn't, either.
1003
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:18,595
So, you shot me
in the back of the head.
1004
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:19,790
JUDD:
Yes.
1005
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:21,714
(crying):
Yes, I did.
1006
00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:23,710
Now go away!
1007
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:25,231
Oh! There we go, Juddy.
1008
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:26,476
Leave me alone!
1009
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:27,796
LUCIFER:
Fire away!
1010
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,435
That's it. You're like a kid
in a candy store, aren't you?
1011
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:31,960
That's it, Juddy, go on!
1012
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:33,077
(gunshots)
1013
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:34,555
(shouts)
1014
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:36,114
JUDD:
My leg!
1015
00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:42,634
Excellent shot, Ms. Lopez.
Another hidden talent.
1016
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:43,996
Thanks.
1017
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:53,751
And don't worry, I'll give
you props for the arrest.
1018
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:55,236
I'm cool like that.
1019
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:57,069
Gee, thanks.
1020
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:58,873
(siren wailing)
1021
00:38:59,200 --> 00:38:59,951
Hi.
1022
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:05,318
I just wanted to say thank you
for saving my ass... again.
1023
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:06,715
It's what any good husband
would've done.
1024
00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:08,071
(chuckles softly)
1025
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:10,997
Come on. Drinks
on the house.
1026
00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:13,038
Uh, much as I'd love to,
1027
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:14,794
once Lola over there
finishes flirting,
1028
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:16,793
(shouts) -
we need to get back to L.A.
1029
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:19,430
Speaking of L.A.,
1030
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:21,394
whatever happened
with the detective?
1031
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:22,871
Mess it up yet?
1032
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:26,310
Not yet, but I-I fear
I may be about to.
1033
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:28,159
Then what the hell
are you still doing here?
1034
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:29,511
Go home, you Devil.
1035
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:31,433
(chuckles)
Right.
1036
00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:34,359
- (kisses)
- You take care.
1037
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:35,758
Yeah.
1038
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:36,837
(whistles)
1039
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:38,793
Lopez! Get a wriggle on!
1040
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:43,592
♪ People wonder, people talk ♪
1041
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:46,749
♪ We're supposed
to settle down ♪
1042
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:50,316
♪ How we ever got this far... ♪
1043
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:51,840
(sighs)
1044
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:54,509
♪ Without our feet
touching the ground ♪
1045
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:57,637
♪ What time is it now
where you are? ♪
1046
00:39:57,840 --> 00:39:59,194
♪ Ah, ah ♪
1047
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:01,710
♪ We're looking
at the same star ♪
1048
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:02,837
♪ Ah, ah ♪
1049
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:06,471
♪ It is a talent staying young ♪
1050
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,560
♪ So, why you think we both... ♪
1051
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:10,392
(chuckles)
1052
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:13,719
Well, I'm sorry I missed it.
1053
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:16,680
(sighs)
1054
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:18,519
Could use a drink myself.
1055
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:23,195
♪ Nothing hurts us ♪
1056
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:26,831
♪ Every mountain you climb
takes you further away ♪
1057
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:29,318
♪ All the common lifetime ♪
1058
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:31,318
♪ Every day... ♪
1059
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:35,310
I'm not exactly sure
1060
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:37,671
what you're all doing here,
but I...
1061
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:41,679
imagine it's something to do
with the fact that I wasn't.
1062
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:49,229
And the truth is...
1063
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:53,877
I... went to Las Vegas.
1064
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:55,636
(chuckles)
1065
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,912
And even though it was
for a very good reason,
1066
00:40:58,120 --> 00:40:59,952
I didn't tell you because...
1067
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:02,872
last time I went
on a Vegas jaunt,
1068
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:05,311
there were some very unpleasant
feelings involved
1069
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:08,190
for both of us.
1070
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:12,996
And, well, I didn't want to
dredge any of those up again.
1071
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:16,999
So, I... bluffed.
1072
00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:18,230
(chuckles)
1073
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:24,954
But I've come to realize
that perhaps bluffing
1074
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:26,879
is the same as lying and that's,
1075
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:30,357
as you know,
something I never want to do.
1076
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:34,160
Especially to you.
1077
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:35,760
♪ Will you meet me ♪
1078
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:39,271
♪ In the middle? ♪
1079
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:42,194
♪ Every mountain you climb
takes you further away ♪
1080
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:43,595
LUCIFER:
Hello.
1081
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,553
♪ All the common lifetime ♪
1082
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:47,320
Someone's been busy.
1083
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:50,439
♪ No, we can't help it... ♪
1084
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:53,840
(keypad beeping)
1085
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:54,911
(yawns)
1086
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:58,435
Oh, perfect timing.
1087
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,396
You've woken up just in time
for your surprise.
1088
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:05,840
A surprise? What surprise?
1089
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:07,389
Well, forgive
my tardiness,
1090
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:10,911
but I thought it prudent to
deliver your gift in private.
1091
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:16,551
Thank you.
1092
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,753
(both chuckle softly)
1093
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:28,431
Oh.
1094
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:33,397
Just beautiful.
1095
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:34,920
Oh, it's...
(chuckles)
1096
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:38,269
- What is it?
- (laughs): What?
1097
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:39,797
It's the bullet
1098
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:41,477
from when you shot me.
1099
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:43,831
Remember in the warehouse,
early in our partnership?
1100
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:47,318
Oh. Yeah.
1101
00:42:49,240 --> 00:42:50,151
(whispers):
I remember.
1102
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:53,478
Well, I thought since I'll
never likely penetrate you,
1103
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:55,672
I'd commemorate the one time
you penetrated me.
1104
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:57,400
(both laughing)
1105
00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:59,159
♪ Takes you further away ♪
1106
00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:01,951
♪ All the common lifetime... ♪
1107
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:05,915
So, uh, happy birthday,
Detective.
1108
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:08,874
♪ We're always restless... ♪
1109
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:10,116
(softly):
Oh.
1110
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:13,392
♪ I'll hurry back ♪
1111
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:17,231
♪ I'll hurry back. ♪