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♪♪
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♪ We were better
on the first time ♪
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♪ Love as simple as a mother
and a baby child ♪
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♪ Then you rocked our cradle
and we fell out of love ♪
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- [elevator bell dings]
- ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
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♪ Laying wide awake,
tell me how could I ♪
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♪ Forget all the words
to a lullaby ♪
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♪ We've fallen,
fallen out of love ♪
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- ♪ We've fallen... ♪
- Lucifer!
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There it is. Oh.
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[sniffs]
Maze.
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Just in time.
You can take my place
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on the sex swing
for the second half.
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Unless you'd
rather turn
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that frown upside down
on the rack?
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I'm sure Nigel won't mind.
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Seriously?
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You haven't had a decent orgy
in years.
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I leave town
for two seconds and you...
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50 shades
of betray me.
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Well, actually,
you've been gone for months,
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but no need to descend
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into orgy FOMO. This,
what you see here?
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This is just the, uh,
school night shenanigans.
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Why don't you come back
on Saturday,
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when things get really freaky?
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Bye, Anna. Bye, Fred.
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[whip cracks]
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Everyone hydrates!
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Hostess rules.
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Nobody passes out
unless they want to.
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Hmm.
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Who's the new girl?
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Wow... uhp.
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I'm not new.
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And you couldn't handle this.
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Mm. You'd be surprised.
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[laughs] Come, now, Maze.
There's no need to get pokey.
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Maze?
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As in, Mazikeen of the Lilim?
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[laughs]
Oh! Oh, wow,
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I am so grateful to you.
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I mean, this world is
full of dumbass rules.
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You know, "No drugs
for breakfast,"
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or "put on some
clothes," but you,
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for years,
you have been the keeper
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of Lucifer's devilish flame.
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He just forgot to mention
you were so damn hot.
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- I like her.
- [LUCIFER] Oh, I'm so glad.
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Because I'm going to have to
exit orgy left, I'm afraid.
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- What?
- I know, sugarplum,
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but mandatory
meeting at work.
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Can't be helped.
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[laughs]
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♪ I got a hot knife ♪
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♪ And a tight collar... ♪
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So I'm standing there,
buck naked,
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and then when I take
my blindfold off,
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I realize my naughty
girlfriend has only
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snuck us into the aquarium
after hours. [laughs]
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Next thing I know,
we're tangled in the touch pool
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like a pair of
randy merpeople.
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It was so Shape of Water.
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Well, that just made
my bucket list.
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And Eve did this thing
with a conch shell...
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it was very
creative, actually.
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I'll draw you a diagram
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- if you'd like...
- No.
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We're good. We get it.
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I feel like I am
right there with you.
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Detective, when you said
you were fine hearing
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about my romantic life
with Eve...
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Still am. Super fine.
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Fine with the aquarium story,
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fine with the vat
of melted chocolate story,
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with the boning the entire cast
of Cirque du Soleil story.
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[laughs]
True.
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[CHLOE]
And I, personally,
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I can't get enough.
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Because it's awesome.
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But right now,
I am trying to concentrate.
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[JOAN] Lucifer, you
brought doughnuts.
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Oh, Rookie Joan.
I thought a few sweet treats
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might help these pesky morning
meetings go a little easier.
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Mondays, am I right?
[chuckles]
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It's Wednesday.
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- Is it?
- Uh-huh.
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So I've completely
missed the tutorial
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on the new computer system?
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Mm. It's probably for the best.
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Oh. Well...
oh, gosh, no.
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I'm so sorry.
[laughs]
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I seem to have picked up
the Candy Dandy Rave Doughnuts
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instead of the regular
glazed ones.
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One bite of these,
and you'll be riding
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the rainbow unicorn for days.
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Oh, actually, come to think of
it, I think I've just realized
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what happened
to Monday and Tuesday.
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[CHLOE] Lucifer, if you would
really like to help,
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um, we can get
into these case files.
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- [phone vibrates]
- Why don't we do that?
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Uh, uh... Oh.
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I would love to, Detective, but
I'm gonna have to rain check.
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Promised Eve I'd be home
in time for the naughty raffle.
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♪♪
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Honey, I'm home!
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Who replaced my knife caddy
with this
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tiny... torture device?
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[AMENADIEL]
Hello, Mazikeen.
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I've been helping Linda out
with a lot of things
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while you've been hunting
bounties for months.
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I wasn't hunting bounties,
Amenadiel.
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Never mind.
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What else changed
while I was gone?
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Hi.
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Linda!
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You're fat.
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- [chuckles]
- Well,
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good luck with
all of this.
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Linda, I'll see you
tonight at Lamaze.
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Okay.
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- What? La-La-what, now?
- Lamaze.
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It's a baby class for
"Mom and Partner."
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Oh.
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Not "Mom, Partner
and Demon,"
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so please don't
get any ideas.
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Well... maybe you can
come to the next one.
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Whatever.
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You know what I've been hunting
all these months?
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This.
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For the baby. Hope you like it.
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[door opens]
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[door closes]
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I'm sure Lucifer
will be here soon.
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Lucky us. Maybe this time, he'll
show up with a kilo of coke,
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or another Mexican wrestler.
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That was a scheduling issue.
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More like a life issue.
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As in, you cannot live
the life that he lives
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and still work with the LAPD.
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Oh, Dan, he'll figure it out.
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I know things have been
off-kilter with Lucifer lately,
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but when it comes to the job,
he's got it covered.
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- I'm sure.
- [siren wailing]
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Ella, what do we have?
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John Doe. Died on impact after
being pushed out of that window
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up there.
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One day, he's just living
his life.
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The next... bam!
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Smashed, like a bug
on a windshield.
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[LUCIFER] Sorry I'm late.
Got a little tied up at home.
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But don't worry, it'll be all
business from here on out.
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- Great.
- All right, what have we got?
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[ELLA]
Oh. And a party
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in the back.
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Lucifer,
we are at a crime scene.
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Oh. Oh, dear.
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I've worn my orgy pants to work,
haven't I? [laughs]
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♪♪
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Okay.
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Crisis averted, Detective.
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- Seriously?
- [chuckles]
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Anyhow, Ms. Basich here was
telling us about our victim,
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- Gary Van Blunt.
- Oh.
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Best auditor I ever had.
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- [phone chiming]
- Hard worker, detail-oriented.
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Bit of a bore
in the personality department,
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- if you know what I mean.
- [CHLOE] Mm-hmm.
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And you said that Gary's
laptop was missing.
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Do you know if there was any
sensitive information on it
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or any reason someone
would want to steal it
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or keep it from getting out?
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What Gary had on that laptop
could have shut down
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- dozens of businesses.
- [chiming continues]
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Did you ever receive any
threats here at the office?
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Gary did mention someone was
actually following him, though.
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- Home, work, home.
- [clears throat]
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Work, home. Work.
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Yes, I understand. Are
there security cameras
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here on the premises?
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Or overnight guard, possibly,
that could have seen anything?
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[chiming continues]
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- Lucifer.
- Mm.
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I think we may have a lead.
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[Chloe clears throat]
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LAPD.
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Detective Decker. Hi.
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Oh. Sorry.
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Uh, I know it's sad or whatever,
but Big Nose Brown Shoes
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in that pose is the most
artistically stimulating thing
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I've seen out here, well, ever.
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Big Nose Brown Shoes?
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I don't know their names, so...
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So, do you draw here regularly?
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Every day on
my lunch break.
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You know, so my soul doesn't
die up there in a cubicle.
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Do you happen to have
any more drawings of Mr. Van...
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or, um... [clears throat]
Big Nose Brown Shoes?
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Thank you.
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So, this guy here,
he's in a lot of your drawings.
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Square Jaw Buzz Cut.
What about him?
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Do you know if he knew
Big Nose Brown Shoes?
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I don't think so.
But I did wonder
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if he had a crush
on Big Nose, though,
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'cause he was always,
like, watching him.
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Your work is very good.
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Do you ever do nudes?
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- Couples, perhaps?
- Okay, thank you.
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I will need to hold on
to this one, but...
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we're done here.
Thank you.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you very much.
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[sighs]
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Okay, Lucifer,
I need to talk to you.
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Your "extracurricular
activities"
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are starting to hinder our job.
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There is a dead man
right there,
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and you showing up
to his murder scene
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in ass-less slacks...
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is not only disrespectful
to the LAPD,
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it is disrespectful to him.
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So if you can't take
what we do seriously,
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then maybe you
shouldn't be here.
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Now, I understand, Detective,
and I apologize.
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I haven't been at my best today.
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But I do take our work...
our partnership...
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very seriously.
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In fact, I hereby promise
that the personal
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shall interfere
with the professional no more.
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[phone ringing]
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Sorry.
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Now, I...
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- Silent.
- [ringing stops]
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From here on in,
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you won't even know that
I have a personal life.
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[phone vibrating]
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[elevator bell dings]
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[sighs] Does no one
need a demon today?
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I could use one.
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Lucifer and I
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were supposed to
Bake-and-Drake tonight.
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You know.
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Get really baked
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and watch a
Drake concert.
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But he had to go
back to "work."
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You know, I'm really
happy he has a job,
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I am, but...
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I just didn't think he would
be there all the time.
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Yeah.
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Used to drive me nuts, too.
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Until I got a life.
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Smashing heads,
hunting bounties...
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you know, my own thing.
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I don't want to do my own thing.
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00:10:16,158 --> 00:10:17,177
You know, I happen to have
255
00:10:17,201 --> 00:10:19,203
some free time
on my hands today.
256
00:10:19,578 --> 00:10:21,098
Why don't we do
our own thing together?
257
00:10:21,372 --> 00:10:23,749
I'm sure Lucifer
will be back any minute.
258
00:10:23,874 --> 00:10:25,501
Or maybe he won't.
259
00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:26,752
You're Eve.
260
00:10:26,877 --> 00:10:30,131
You're the first,
best party girl ever.
261
00:10:30,256 --> 00:10:34,134
Are you gonna sit at home
waiting for your man?
262
00:10:34,218 --> 00:10:37,721
Or are you going
to come and party...
263
00:10:38,264 --> 00:10:39,264
with me?
264
00:10:39,974 --> 00:10:41,851
Well, I do like to party.
265
00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:43,185
Yeah, you do!
266
00:10:43,352 --> 00:10:45,354
Oh.
[laughs]
267
00:10:45,771 --> 00:10:48,065
Something on that
pretty little face of yours.
268
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,192
♪ Got caught up
in a bad situation ♪
269
00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:53,028
♪ I'll admit
I'm a sucker for seduction ♪
270
00:10:53,404 --> 00:10:56,031
♪ 12 arrived at 12:00
on the dot ♪
271
00:10:56,198 --> 00:10:59,326
♪ And I said,
I only speak in friction! ♪
272
00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:16,677
♪♪
273
00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:41,702
[indistinct chatter]
274
00:11:56,467 --> 00:11:57,467
Hello, Brother.
275
00:11:57,635 --> 00:11:58,719
[laughs]
276
00:11:58,844 --> 00:12:00,596
It's good to see you, Remiel.
277
00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:02,514
[chuckles]
278
00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:04,767
So, what brings you
to Earth?
279
00:12:05,059 --> 00:12:07,228
Silver City run out
of stags to hunt?
280
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:08,954
You need a break
from Castiel's singing?
281
00:12:09,021 --> 00:12:10,564
Or you just miss
your big bro?
282
00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:13,234
I wish I were here for
such frivolous reasons.
283
00:12:13,651 --> 00:12:14,944
But we have a problem.
284
00:12:15,694 --> 00:12:17,655
For the first time
in millennia,
285
00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:20,824
I've sensed a new
celestial. A baby.
286
00:12:21,367 --> 00:12:23,077
Right here in Los Angeles.
287
00:12:23,494 --> 00:12:24,912
But you already knew that.
288
00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:26,537
Didn't you, Brother?
289
00:12:28,207 --> 00:12:29,375
[elevator bell dings]
290
00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:32,753
Oh, gosh...
291
00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:34,129
[grunts]
292
00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:38,676
Who's ready to Bake-and-Drake?
293
00:12:38,968 --> 00:12:41,845
- Lucifer.
- Doctor.
294
00:12:41,971 --> 00:12:44,431
Yes, well, I'm afraid you've
missed the, uh, festivities.
295
00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:46,076
But if you'd like
to come back Saturday...
296
00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:48,560
I came because you've canceled
three therapy sessions.
297
00:12:49,895 --> 00:12:51,188
I want to make sure you're okay.
298
00:12:51,647 --> 00:12:52,815
Oh, no, no, I'm fine.
299
00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:54,316
I'm more than fine, actually.
300
00:12:54,483 --> 00:12:56,902
Living my best life
on all fronts.
301
00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:59,363
Balancing work
and pleasure like a...
302
00:12:59,488 --> 00:13:01,490
like a finely calibrated
machine.
303
00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:02,950
You, um, you haven't seen
304
00:13:03,075 --> 00:13:06,078
a tiny, doe-eyed brunette,
have you?
305
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:14,211
"You didn't show,
so I went out with Maze.
306
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:17,214
Hope you're not dead. Eve."
307
00:13:19,383 --> 00:13:21,302
Well, I admit
there are still a few...
308
00:13:21,427 --> 00:13:22,803
kinks to work out.
309
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:24,805
But speaking of,
if you'll excuse me.
310
00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:26,515
It can't be easy,
all these years
311
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,642
- upholding human law.
- Oh.
312
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:30,394
Eve will love this.
313
00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:32,688
Exploring your caring,
altruistic side with Chloe.
314
00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:33,981
"For us to enjoy together."
315
00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:35,441
And now being
in a committed
316
00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:37,026
relationship with Eve,
317
00:13:37,276 --> 00:13:38,902
who expects you to be your...
318
00:13:39,028 --> 00:13:40,788
your old, hedonistic
devil self at all times.
319
00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:41,863
"Apologies...
320
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:42,864
Detective."
321
00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:44,616
Now, how many times
can you
322
00:13:44,742 --> 00:13:46,368
program this thing
to say "ever"?
323
00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:52,875
[sighs]
324
00:13:55,044 --> 00:13:56,044
Thank you.
325
00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:59,089
When you bifurcate
your life this way...
326
00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:01,050
"good" and "bad,"
327
00:14:01,175 --> 00:14:06,346
"crime solver"
and... "orgy host"...
328
00:14:07,473 --> 00:14:08,473
you're effectively
denying
329
00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:11,351
half of yourself
all of the time.
330
00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:13,782
Lucifer, if you don't stop
pulling yourself
331
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:16,148
in opposite directions,
332
00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:17,691
you're going to come undone.
333
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,360
[laughs]
334
00:14:20,486 --> 00:14:21,486
What?
335
00:14:22,321 --> 00:14:24,073
That is preposterous.
336
00:14:24,198 --> 00:14:26,158
I mean, I've finally got
everything I ever wanted.
337
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,951
I've got a girlfriend
who accepts...
338
00:14:28,077 --> 00:14:30,871
nay, appreciates...
that I'm the Devil,
339
00:14:30,996 --> 00:14:33,832
makes every waking moment
a non-stop bacchanal.
340
00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:35,209
And then there's work.
341
00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:38,128
And I don't need to tell you
how important that is to me.
342
00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:39,296
No, you don't.
343
00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:42,299
So you see why I'm no longer
in need of therapy, Doctor.
344
00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:43,675
Perfection achieved.
345
00:14:43,801 --> 00:14:45,320
Is that why you've
spent the last few minutes
346
00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:48,555
ordering apology gifts
for both Eve and Chloe?
347
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,183
- [phone vibrates]
- I...
348
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:55,728
Oh.
349
00:14:55,813 --> 00:14:58,941
Well, I'm sorry, but we're gonna
have to leave it there, Doctor.
350
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:00,943
There appears to have been
a break in the case.
351
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:02,735
Thank goodness.
352
00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:13,956
[tires screeching nearby]
353
00:15:18,669 --> 00:15:19,669
Detective.
354
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:20,962
Hi.
355
00:15:23,382 --> 00:15:24,742
[whispers]
Lucifer, get in the car.
356
00:15:24,842 --> 00:15:25,842
Uh...
357
00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:27,803
Sorry I'm late.
[sighs] Hi.
358
00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:28,887
[door closes]
359
00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:30,347
What have we got?
360
00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:32,349
Ella ran facial
recognition on the sketch
361
00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:34,101
of Gary's stalker
and got a hit.
362
00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:36,645
A guy named Vince Walker.
Ex-Marine.
363
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,290
And we couldn't get
a physical address.
364
00:15:38,397 --> 00:15:40,274
But his name is registered
to that car.
365
00:15:40,399 --> 00:15:41,400
So we're on a stakeout.
366
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:42,776
Undercover.
367
00:15:42,777 --> 00:15:44,361
[whispering]
Understood, Detective.
368
00:15:45,362 --> 00:15:46,947
You can count on me.
369
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,951
I will not take my eyes
off that vehicle.
370
00:15:51,452 --> 00:15:52,953
Come now, Brother.
371
00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:55,038
We both knew
it was only a matter of time
372
00:15:55,164 --> 00:15:57,499
- before this happened.
- We did?
373
00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,227
Well, of course
there was bound to be
374
00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:01,253
a child eventually
because of all
375
00:16:01,295 --> 00:16:03,672
the meaningless
sexual encounters.
376
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:05,632
I wouldn't say they
were meaningless.
377
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:07,885
Please, our brother
Lucifer is a...
378
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,428
what do they call it here?
379
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:11,096
A slut.
380
00:16:11,097 --> 00:16:12,097
Lucifer?
381
00:16:13,557 --> 00:16:14,909
You're here because
you think Lucifer
382
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:16,810
has fathered
a half-human child.
383
00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:18,335
It must have been
difficult for you,
384
00:16:18,604 --> 00:16:20,439
bearing the burden
of Lucifer's secret alone
385
00:16:20,564 --> 00:16:21,773
in order to protect him.
386
00:16:22,441 --> 00:16:23,775
But I'm here now, Brother.
387
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:26,445
Together, we can put an end
to this madness.
388
00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:28,572
Oh, whoa, whoa, Remi.
389
00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:31,867
What do you mean exactly by
"put an end to it"?
390
00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:33,285
As we both know,
391
00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:35,621
it's forbidden for
humans and celestials
392
00:16:35,746 --> 00:16:38,749
to intermingle in
an amorous manner.
393
00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:41,710
- The child shouldn't exist.
- The child is innocent.
394
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,755
Exactly. Which is why
we must find the child,
395
00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:47,841
snatch it up and take it to
Heaven for the rest of eternity.
396
00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:50,844
Remi, put your wings away!
397
00:16:53,472 --> 00:16:55,098
Humans aren't supposed
to see them.
398
00:16:55,224 --> 00:16:57,309
Right. Forgot.
399
00:16:58,143 --> 00:17:00,187
Please slow time so these
barely sentient creatures
400
00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:01,563
won't see us fly away.
401
00:17:01,647 --> 00:17:03,482
Well, I can't slow time.
402
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:08,654
Because that would be too easy.
403
00:17:08,779 --> 00:17:11,156
Look, this is our first
brother/sister hunt
404
00:17:11,323 --> 00:17:12,324
in over a millennia.
405
00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:13,801
Why not make it
a proper challenge?
406
00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,118
[laughs]
407
00:17:15,494 --> 00:17:18,163
You're right.
To the challenge.
408
00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:22,584
Where might we find the
kind of human woman
409
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,336
that Lucifer
would impregnate?
410
00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:27,256
Actually, I know
exactly where to start.
411
00:17:27,381 --> 00:17:30,592
But, um, perhaps
we should begin
412
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,344
with a change
of clothes.
413
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,105
[sighs]
414
00:17:43,814 --> 00:17:47,192
Lucifer, I'm sorry
that I was hard on you before.
415
00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:51,238
You know, we-we all have
our personal lives
416
00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:53,615
and I go to
parent-teacher conferences
417
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,410
and you host sex parties.
418
00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:58,578
So, to each their own.
419
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:03,542
Look, as long as you continue
to wear actual pants to work...
420
00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:07,754
[chuckles] then,
if you're happy, I'm happy.
421
00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:10,716
[snoring]
422
00:18:23,312 --> 00:18:25,230
You know, I'm not happy.
423
00:18:26,565 --> 00:18:30,027
Of course I want you
to be happy.
424
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:33,739
But the way...
that you're happy,
425
00:18:33,864 --> 00:18:37,409
it... it makes me uncomfortable.
426
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:40,495
It-it makes me feel
sick, to be honest.
427
00:18:40,621 --> 00:18:43,290
And, yes, sometimes
it makes me jealous.
428
00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:44,541
So...
429
00:18:46,877 --> 00:18:49,212
I hate the way you're happy.
430
00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:54,551
And... there it is.
431
00:18:58,889 --> 00:19:00,515
[sighs]
432
00:19:04,019 --> 00:19:04,853
[snorts]
433
00:19:04,854 --> 00:19:06,396
[grunts]
Fetch me the goat.
434
00:19:09,024 --> 00:19:10,817
No. In the hat.
435
00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:12,903
We need to make sure
this is the guy.
436
00:19:16,531 --> 00:19:18,116
[screams]
437
00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:20,577
I think he's the guy.
438
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:25,123
Help! Help! Fire!
439
00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:26,166
Call 911!
440
00:19:26,167 --> 00:19:27,959
There you go.
Big strong donkey kicks.
441
00:19:28,085 --> 00:19:29,211
Now locate
the trunk release.
442
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:31,254
LAPD, step away
from the victim!
443
00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:34,049
And... stop giving her notes?
444
00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:37,219
Vincent Walker.
445
00:19:37,220 --> 00:19:38,988
If you don't mind,
we're kind of in the middle
446
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:41,598
- of something here.
- Is this part of the scenario?
447
00:19:42,391 --> 00:19:44,111
'Cause we haven't done
crossfire drills yet.
448
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:45,519
But I can give it a shot.
449
00:19:45,644 --> 00:19:47,104
You can put the
gun away, Detective.
450
00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:49,773
I run a K&R outfit.
Kidnap and ransom?
451
00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:51,274
[trunk closes]
452
00:19:51,275 --> 00:19:53,111
We offer abduction
survival courses
453
00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:54,754
for frequent travelers
like Joyce here.
454
00:19:54,778 --> 00:19:56,698
[JOYCE] They really are
the best in the business.
455
00:19:57,072 --> 00:20:00,701
My employer pays for everybody
in the Bogota office
456
00:20:00,826 --> 00:20:02,536
to get kidnapped at least once.
457
00:20:02,661 --> 00:20:04,538
[mouths]
This is my third time.
458
00:20:04,663 --> 00:20:06,307
Quite the little
thrill-seeker, aren't you?
459
00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:07,916
- Yeah?
- Okay, who paid you
460
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:09,418
to kidnap Gary Van Blunt?
461
00:20:10,085 --> 00:20:12,546
As usual, you cops
have it all wrong.
462
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,132
Our parent company paid
Mr. Van Blunt to audit us.
463
00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:17,843
Thought it was a formality,
typical government red tape.
464
00:20:17,926 --> 00:20:19,594
Then he accused me
of paying off
465
00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:20,971
Bolivian border guards.
466
00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:22,681
- And were you?
- Of course he was.
467
00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:25,016
Damn right I was.
To keep my clients safe.
468
00:20:25,142 --> 00:20:26,494
Everyone in my
line of work does it.
469
00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:28,854
I told Gary
his goody-two-shoes routine
470
00:20:28,979 --> 00:20:30,480
could cost real people
their lives,
471
00:20:30,605 --> 00:20:31,565
but he wouldn't listen.
472
00:20:31,566 --> 00:20:33,400
- So you murdered him.
- What?
473
00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:35,944
No. I tailed him a little.
474
00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:37,779
Hoped to scare him
into shutting up.
475
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,406
From home to work
and not much else.
476
00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:41,199
The poor sap was
the human equivalent
477
00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:44,327
of watching paint dry.
Until he wasn't.
478
00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:46,663
Couple days ago,
he breaks routine,
479
00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:48,248
takes off
into Malibu Canyon.
480
00:20:48,331 --> 00:20:50,834
I lost him when the cops
pulled me over for speeding.
481
00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:53,462
And I suppose you have an
alibi for last night at 12:30?
482
00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:55,046
As it happens,
483
00:20:55,172 --> 00:20:57,007
I was on a three-day mission
to Cape Town.
484
00:20:57,132 --> 00:20:59,050
Flew into LAX
a couple hours ago.
485
00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:00,968
We good?
486
00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:02,596
Mm-hmm. We're good.
487
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,517
- Well, that was a bust.
- Mm.
488
00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:09,644
But now we know
how Gary spent the last day
489
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:13,273
of his life... in 5,800 acres
of Malibu Canyon.
490
00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:15,692
All right, I'm gonna go
back to the precinct.
491
00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:17,652
I'm gonna work up
a list of what homes
492
00:21:17,778 --> 00:21:19,738
and businesses
to canvass first.
493
00:21:19,863 --> 00:21:21,490
[stammers]
Why don't you go home
494
00:21:21,615 --> 00:21:23,217
- and get some sleep?
- No, nonsense, Detective.
495
00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:24,409
I've already
had my cat nap.
496
00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:26,953
I insist you go home
and get some rest
497
00:21:27,078 --> 00:21:29,206
and I'll burn the midnight
oil at the station.
498
00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:31,416
You're offering to do
hours of tedious research?
499
00:21:31,541 --> 00:21:33,418
N-No.
I want to do whatever it takes
500
00:21:33,543 --> 00:21:36,379
to secure justice for
poor, boring Gary.
501
00:21:36,838 --> 00:21:39,257
Detective, recent
missteps aside,
502
00:21:39,382 --> 00:21:41,593
you should know:
when I'm on the job,
503
00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:44,387
the job has my
complete devotion.
504
00:21:45,388 --> 00:21:47,057
Thank you, Lucifer.
505
00:21:47,432 --> 00:21:48,517
That means a lot.
506
00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:52,646
So, I'll...
see you tomorrow.
507
00:21:53,063 --> 00:21:54,231
Bright and early.
508
00:21:58,735 --> 00:22:01,153
♪♪
509
00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:02,154
[elevator bell dings]
510
00:22:02,197 --> 00:22:04,157
[both laughing]
511
00:22:06,618 --> 00:22:08,537
[sniffs, chuckles]
512
00:22:11,665 --> 00:22:13,667
Oh, girl.
Don't even start.
513
00:22:18,213 --> 00:22:21,841
[EVE] It's just that when he
leaves me hanging like this...
514
00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:25,095
it reminds me of Adam.
515
00:22:26,263 --> 00:22:28,431
You know I was
his second wife, right?
516
00:22:29,266 --> 00:22:30,517
Literally created
517
00:22:30,642 --> 00:22:33,353
for the guy and our
entire marriage,
518
00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:38,066
he was just pining over
wife number uno.
519
00:22:38,650 --> 00:22:41,361
"Lilith tamed the
beasts of the night."
520
00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:44,614
Stupid, perfect Lilith.
521
00:22:45,740 --> 00:22:47,033
She wasn't perfect.
522
00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:52,455
Oh, my God.
523
00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:54,791
My God, I'm...
524
00:22:55,292 --> 00:22:57,002
I'm so sorry, I...
525
00:22:57,919 --> 00:23:00,422
I completely forgot
that she was your mother.
526
00:23:01,172 --> 00:23:02,924
Yeah, so did she.
527
00:23:06,553 --> 00:23:08,013
[elevator bell dings]
528
00:23:10,807 --> 00:23:13,310
Got a package for "Eve"
from "Lucifer"?
529
00:23:13,643 --> 00:23:14,728
[Eve shrieks]
530
00:23:14,811 --> 00:23:15,812
Oh, my God!
531
00:23:16,313 --> 00:23:17,689
What is it?
532
00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:19,399
[gasps]
Oh, my...
533
00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:23,445
I don't get it.
534
00:23:24,154 --> 00:23:26,448
- You...
- Oh, this guy.
535
00:23:26,531 --> 00:23:27,657
Okay, I know.
536
00:23:29,910 --> 00:23:31,786
[whirring]
537
00:23:48,678 --> 00:23:50,555
Oh, look. There's a card.
538
00:23:51,264 --> 00:23:53,683
You really need a card
to know who that's from?
539
00:23:57,771 --> 00:23:58,939
Right.
540
00:23:59,272 --> 00:24:00,649
- [DAN] Lucifer!
- [grunts, gasps]
541
00:24:01,441 --> 00:24:02,859
"For us to enjoy together"?
542
00:24:03,568 --> 00:24:05,695
I mean, this must
be for someone else.
543
00:24:05,862 --> 00:24:10,951
[laughs] No, for us to enjoy
together at the precinct.
544
00:24:11,534 --> 00:24:13,662
Why, this young lady
would make a great decoy,
545
00:24:13,787 --> 00:24:15,789
or keep Daniel company
on long stakeouts...
546
00:24:15,914 --> 00:24:17,624
- You know what? Enough.
- [ELLA] You guys.
547
00:24:17,707 --> 00:24:21,252
The suit doesn't fit,
literally or figuratively.
548
00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:23,303
The clothes Gary Van Blunt
died in were, like,
549
00:24:23,338 --> 00:24:25,218
two sizes too big, and, like,
eight tax brackets
550
00:24:25,298 --> 00:24:27,178
more expensive than anything
else in his closet.
551
00:24:27,258 --> 00:24:28,258
The clothes weren't his.
552
00:24:28,259 --> 00:24:30,637
Wait, so the-the killer
forced Gary to change clothes
553
00:24:30,762 --> 00:24:33,056
before they pushed him
out the window? But why?
554
00:24:33,181 --> 00:24:36,601
Uh, no, I don't think
they made him change clothes.
555
00:24:36,726 --> 00:24:38,728
I think they made him
put clothes on.
556
00:24:39,020 --> 00:24:41,523
I found something
on the map last night.
557
00:24:41,690 --> 00:24:44,734
If you combine it
with Ms. Lopez's findings...
558
00:24:44,818 --> 00:24:46,403
[chuckles]
559
00:24:46,486 --> 00:24:49,155
I think I know where Gary was
when the killer snatched him.
560
00:24:49,406 --> 00:24:52,784
Oh, my gosh, can I please come?
561
00:25:02,502 --> 00:25:03,670
[CHLOE]
This is perfect.
562
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:05,422
Just perfect.
563
00:25:05,505 --> 00:25:07,924
- [laughs]
- So cool.
564
00:25:10,093 --> 00:25:12,095
Sorry, but rules are rules.
565
00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:14,681
You want to go inside,
you got to get naked.
566
00:25:14,764 --> 00:25:16,433
Either that or get a warrant.
567
00:25:16,516 --> 00:25:18,560
Fine. I'll get a warrant.
568
00:25:19,686 --> 00:25:20,686
Lucifer.
569
00:25:20,770 --> 00:25:22,147
Oh, when in Rome, Detective.
570
00:25:22,439 --> 00:25:23,690
Please put some
clothes on.
571
00:25:24,274 --> 00:25:25,567
We are professionals.
572
00:25:26,026 --> 00:25:28,319
Ella, see if you can get
a warrant from Judge...
573
00:25:29,738 --> 00:25:30,654
Vickers.
574
00:25:30,655 --> 00:25:31,657
Bucket list?
575
00:25:31,823 --> 00:25:33,408
[LUCIFER]
Don't worry, Detective.
576
00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:36,202
Miss Lopez and I
are on the case.
577
00:25:39,998 --> 00:25:41,458
♪ Ooh... ♪
578
00:25:41,916 --> 00:25:43,018
[LUCIFER]
You don't happen to recognize
579
00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:44,461
this unfortunate looking chap?
580
00:25:44,669 --> 00:25:46,963
Hmm, don't recognize him.
581
00:25:47,756 --> 00:25:49,400
You have any pictures of him
without his clothes on?
582
00:25:49,424 --> 00:25:51,718
- [laughs]
- [WOMAN] Course I know Gary.
583
00:25:51,801 --> 00:25:53,219
He's the sweetest thing.
584
00:25:53,386 --> 00:25:55,847
He's almost as sweet
as my mango coladas.
585
00:25:56,056 --> 00:25:57,599
You want one? Or two?
586
00:26:00,185 --> 00:26:02,604
I just can't believe
Gary's gone.
587
00:26:02,729 --> 00:26:04,331
He's only been coming
for a couple of months,
588
00:26:04,355 --> 00:26:06,524
but he really found
his happy place here.
589
00:26:06,733 --> 00:26:08,401
And how could you tell
he was happy?
590
00:26:08,485 --> 00:26:10,236
Oh, don't worry, we know.
591
00:26:10,695 --> 00:26:11,696
And he was so active
592
00:26:11,821 --> 00:26:12,906
in the community.
593
00:26:12,989 --> 00:26:15,075
Chess club, book club.
594
00:26:15,366 --> 00:26:18,078
Oh, he even offered to help us
all with our taxes.
595
00:26:18,161 --> 00:26:21,623
Hold on. You're saying
that Gary was an avid nudist
596
00:26:21,748 --> 00:26:22,999
and a devoted accountant?
597
00:26:23,124 --> 00:26:25,251
Oh, naturalists come
in all forms.
598
00:26:25,293 --> 00:26:28,838
In our community, we have
teachers, judges, scientists.
599
00:26:28,922 --> 00:26:31,925
W-What about enemies?
Did Gary have anyone
600
00:26:31,966 --> 00:26:33,593
he butted heads with
in the community?
601
00:26:33,927 --> 00:26:37,931
Oh, Gary didn't have a contrary
bone in his naked bod.
602
00:26:38,014 --> 00:26:41,184
I can't imagine him saying
a harsh word to anybody.
603
00:26:41,226 --> 00:26:43,686
[HERB] Except maybe
to Julian. Remember?
604
00:26:43,812 --> 00:26:46,231
We saw them arguing
in the meditation yurt?
605
00:26:46,356 --> 00:26:48,191
I couldn't
understand exactly
606
00:26:48,358 --> 00:26:50,860
what they were saying... I didn't
have my hearing aids in...
607
00:26:50,985 --> 00:26:52,153
but it looked heated.
608
00:26:52,237 --> 00:26:54,072
And Julian is...?
609
00:26:54,364 --> 00:26:56,199
Julian McCaffrey.
610
00:26:56,407 --> 00:26:58,868
Son of the late
Willow McCaffrey,
611
00:26:59,327 --> 00:27:01,412
the founder of Willow's Glen?
612
00:27:01,496 --> 00:27:04,874
[HERB] Julian inherited this
place after his mother died,
613
00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:06,709
but he's nothing like her.
614
00:27:06,835 --> 00:27:10,839
He's, he's brought in drugs,
and prostitutes.
615
00:27:10,964 --> 00:27:14,217
[ANITA] Well, we're not sure
they're prostitutes.
616
00:27:14,342 --> 00:27:17,387
[HERB] Oh come on, Ani,
you know as well as I do.
617
00:27:17,554 --> 00:27:20,014
That millennial pervert has
turned our little slice
618
00:27:20,098 --> 00:27:22,058
of heaven
into a devil's playground.
619
00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:24,144
Well, I'll be the judge of that.
620
00:27:25,228 --> 00:27:27,897
Welcome to the VIP lounge.
621
00:27:28,273 --> 00:27:30,984
Speaking of which, you two
are not at all what I pictured
622
00:27:31,109 --> 00:27:33,403
when I heard
the cops were here. Kudos.
623
00:27:33,528 --> 00:27:34,821
[BOTH]
We're not cops.
624
00:27:35,029 --> 00:27:36,614
I-I'm actually a
forensic scientist.
625
00:27:36,739 --> 00:27:37,740
And I'm the Devil.
626
00:27:38,199 --> 00:27:39,701
[laughs]
627
00:27:40,869 --> 00:27:44,455
Oh, hey, I wanted to say
how sorry I was
628
00:27:44,581 --> 00:27:46,207
when I-I heard about Gary.
629
00:27:46,875 --> 00:27:48,793
He's gonna be missed
by the entire community.
630
00:27:49,127 --> 00:27:51,796
Cut the crap. We know you two
argued in the meditation yurt
631
00:27:51,963 --> 00:27:52,964
the day he died.
632
00:27:53,089 --> 00:27:54,799
Well, it's not
what you think.
633
00:27:56,593 --> 00:27:59,429
I hate to speak ill of the dead,
but Gary...
634
00:28:00,972 --> 00:28:02,348
he was coming on pretty strong
635
00:28:02,473 --> 00:28:05,059
to some of our more attractive
female members.
636
00:28:05,351 --> 00:28:08,688
Making them uncomfortable,
so I had to give him
637
00:28:08,813 --> 00:28:10,440
some firm advice.
638
00:28:10,857 --> 00:28:12,734
Probably did him
a favor, honestly.
639
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:14,777
How altruistic of you.
640
00:28:15,028 --> 00:28:17,989
My point is that the last time
I saw Gary,
641
00:28:18,156 --> 00:28:22,327
he was alive and well, and still
trying to bat out of his league.
642
00:28:23,453 --> 00:28:25,455
So if I can't help you
with anything else,
643
00:28:25,830 --> 00:28:27,498
I'm starting to prune.
644
00:28:28,082 --> 00:28:29,542
Yeah. You are.
645
00:28:30,501 --> 00:28:32,879
What are you, a size
34 pant, 13 shoe?
646
00:28:34,172 --> 00:28:35,298
Good guess. Why?
647
00:28:35,423 --> 00:28:37,884
You're under arrest.
Oh, and the precinct
648
00:28:38,009 --> 00:28:39,594
has a strong no-nudity policy,
649
00:28:39,719 --> 00:28:40,988
so you'll have to put on
some clothes.
650
00:28:41,012 --> 00:28:42,096
And you, too.
651
00:28:44,057 --> 00:28:47,310
[dance music playing]
652
00:28:48,353 --> 00:28:49,413
[REMIEL]
How can human women
653
00:28:49,437 --> 00:28:51,481
wear these torture devices?
654
00:28:51,689 --> 00:28:52,689
What are they called?
655
00:28:52,732 --> 00:28:53,732
Jeans.
656
00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:55,151
[sighs]
657
00:28:55,777 --> 00:28:57,570
♪ But where to go? ♪
658
00:28:57,695 --> 00:28:59,697
How could Lucifer ever procreate
659
00:28:59,822 --> 00:29:01,824
with these jeans-laden humans?
660
00:29:02,659 --> 00:29:03,868
They're selfish,
661
00:29:03,993 --> 00:29:05,286
and greedy.
662
00:29:05,495 --> 00:29:07,372
And they smell wrong.
663
00:29:07,413 --> 00:29:09,082
Well, Remi,
664
00:29:10,458 --> 00:29:13,086
perhaps Lucifer discovered
that not all humans
665
00:29:13,211 --> 00:29:16,673
are selfish, greedy
and... smelly.
666
00:29:18,216 --> 00:29:20,969
Perhaps he even met one
that was rather special.
667
00:29:21,928 --> 00:29:24,180
One that helped him learn things
668
00:29:24,639 --> 00:29:27,308
about himself and the universe
669
00:29:28,685 --> 00:29:31,104
that he never would've
learned without her.
670
00:29:31,229 --> 00:29:32,438
♪ I don't care now ♪
671
00:29:32,897 --> 00:29:34,065
[chuckles]
672
00:29:35,191 --> 00:29:36,442
♪ Let them fall forever... ♪
673
00:29:36,818 --> 00:29:39,112
Yeah, I'm just guessing,
674
00:29:39,404 --> 00:29:40,405
about Lucifer.
675
00:29:40,905 --> 00:29:43,700
- [phone vibrating]
- Yeah.
676
00:29:48,579 --> 00:29:49,872
Advertisements.
677
00:29:50,206 --> 00:29:51,499
Greedy humans.
678
00:29:51,624 --> 00:29:52,624
[chuckles]
679
00:29:53,835 --> 00:29:55,878
[woman groaning over TV]
680
00:29:56,004 --> 00:29:58,006
[woman over TV] Good job.
You're doing a great job.
681
00:29:58,089 --> 00:29:59,858
- [MAN] Okay, honey.
- [WOMAN] One more big push.
682
00:29:59,882 --> 00:30:00,943
[MAN] Remember your breathing.
683
00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:02,343
[groaning continues]
684
00:30:02,427 --> 00:30:04,029
[MAN] Okay, good.
You're doing great, honey.
685
00:30:04,053 --> 00:30:05,763
[WOMAN]
There you go. There you go.
686
00:30:05,805 --> 00:30:08,391
[pained shouting]
687
00:30:09,809 --> 00:30:11,436
[SHAY] And that is
what the birth process
688
00:30:11,519 --> 00:30:14,313
looks like up close.
Any questions?
689
00:30:15,023 --> 00:30:16,023
Yeah.
690
00:30:16,482 --> 00:30:19,319
Can we see the part about the
torn perineum again, please?
691
00:30:19,694 --> 00:30:23,239
Um, given the time restraints,
perhaps it's best
692
00:30:23,364 --> 00:30:25,158
we move on to infant care.
693
00:30:25,575 --> 00:30:27,327
Let's feed
our babies.
694
00:30:27,452 --> 00:30:30,079
Now, whether your choice
is breast or bottle,
695
00:30:30,288 --> 00:30:33,416
what's most important
is the intimate bonding time
696
00:30:33,541 --> 00:30:36,127
you're spending
with your little angel.
697
00:30:36,252 --> 00:30:42,133
In your arms, your baby
will feel safe and satiated,
698
00:30:42,258 --> 00:30:44,635
and, most of all,
loved.
699
00:30:44,761 --> 00:30:47,847
Your babies will only be babies
for a short time,
700
00:30:47,972 --> 00:30:50,808
but the bonds they form with you
now are the foundation
701
00:30:50,933 --> 00:30:53,853
for healthy and nurturing
relationships.
702
00:30:55,021 --> 00:30:57,440
That was beautiful, wasn't it?
703
00:30:58,316 --> 00:31:00,318
I'm so glad you're here, Maze.
704
00:31:02,403 --> 00:31:03,446
Maze?
705
00:31:03,529 --> 00:31:06,157
So it's a coincidence
that the shoes and clothes
706
00:31:06,282 --> 00:31:07,992
Gary Van Blunt died
in match your sizes
707
00:31:08,117 --> 00:31:09,827
and favorite
label exactly?
708
00:31:09,952 --> 00:31:11,555
Not to mention, you were
seen arguing with him
709
00:31:11,579 --> 00:31:13,581
on the day he
was murdered.
710
00:31:13,706 --> 00:31:15,225
Things aren't looking
good for you, Julian.
711
00:31:15,249 --> 00:31:17,126
Yeah, I'm not too worried.
712
00:31:17,377 --> 00:31:19,295
Oh. Why is that?
713
00:31:20,838 --> 00:31:23,800
Three, two...
714
00:31:27,011 --> 00:31:29,847
Judge's order to release our
client on his own recognizance.
715
00:31:30,223 --> 00:31:32,016
What happened to
the $2 million bail?
716
00:31:32,183 --> 00:31:34,602
- Already paid in full.
- Well. This was fun,
717
00:31:34,685 --> 00:31:38,106
but I've got a naked limbo
contest to judge at 4:00, so...
718
00:31:43,194 --> 00:31:45,321
Hey. How did he get
away with this?
719
00:31:45,446 --> 00:31:47,740
Yeah, "McCaffrey"?
That's his mom's maiden name.
720
00:31:47,865 --> 00:31:49,301
- Guess who his dad is.
- I don't know.
721
00:31:49,325 --> 00:31:51,369
- Jacob Tiernan.
- Uh, as in, Tiernan Shipping?
722
00:31:51,494 --> 00:31:53,955
That's right. Guy practically
owns every port in the Pacific.
723
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:55,706
Well, that explains
the confidence.
724
00:31:55,832 --> 00:31:57,632
One whiff of trouble,
and Daddy bails him out.
725
00:31:57,750 --> 00:31:59,030
Yeah, money like that
behind him,
726
00:31:59,127 --> 00:32:00,670
the guy's
practically untouchable.
727
00:32:01,254 --> 00:32:03,047
No one's untouchable.
728
00:32:06,426 --> 00:32:07,927
- [elevator bell dings]
- Eve?
729
00:32:14,225 --> 00:32:15,225
Eve?
730
00:32:23,734 --> 00:32:24,734
[EVE]
Hey.
731
00:32:28,239 --> 00:32:32,368
I, um, I got you something, too,
for us to enjoy...
732
00:32:32,493 --> 00:32:35,705
[chuckles] together?
733
00:32:38,374 --> 00:32:42,378
[sighs]
Look, I know you're angry.
734
00:32:42,670 --> 00:32:45,590
I'm not angry.
I mean, I was.
735
00:32:46,048 --> 00:32:51,053
But then I had a lot of time
to think, and I realized
736
00:32:52,054 --> 00:32:53,890
I used to be just like you.
737
00:32:54,724 --> 00:32:55,933
With Adam.
738
00:32:59,562 --> 00:33:02,482
I wanted Adam
to love me so badly
739
00:33:02,773 --> 00:33:06,903
that I devoted myself
to becoming something I wasn't
740
00:33:07,570 --> 00:33:09,363
in order to please him.
741
00:33:10,615 --> 00:33:13,743
I wanted to be Adam's
"ideal woman."
742
00:33:14,619 --> 00:33:16,829
But then I realized something.
743
00:33:17,580 --> 00:33:20,374
I was never going to be
Adam's ideal woman,
744
00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:24,629
because spoiler alert:
I'm not Lilith.
745
00:33:25,338 --> 00:33:26,756
I'm me.
746
00:33:28,424 --> 00:33:30,593
Yeah, I spent
so much time
747
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:34,096
trying to be whatever
Adam wanted me to be
748
00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:37,600
that I never once stopped
to think what I wanted.
749
00:33:37,683 --> 00:33:39,977
Who I had been
all along.
750
00:33:40,561 --> 00:33:42,438
Guess who helped me
figure that out?
751
00:33:42,563 --> 00:33:45,107
If it's not me,
this is a terrible story.
752
00:33:46,234 --> 00:33:47,318
It was you.
753
00:33:48,486 --> 00:33:50,738
Lucifer,
I was created
754
00:33:50,863 --> 00:33:52,782
from someone else's rib.
755
00:33:53,366 --> 00:33:57,119
Okay? I am literally
a subset of another person.
756
00:33:57,537 --> 00:34:02,333
But you helped me realize that
I can become my own person.
757
00:34:03,084 --> 00:34:04,210
You set me free.
758
00:34:05,378 --> 00:34:07,838
I just want to do
the same for you.
759
00:34:09,131 --> 00:34:12,468
I see you pretending to be
something that you're not,
760
00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:14,178
you don't have to.
761
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:17,348
You're already perfect.
762
00:34:21,394 --> 00:34:24,522
You think I'm pretending
to be something I'm not?
763
00:34:27,233 --> 00:34:28,442
Don't you?
764
00:34:42,373 --> 00:34:43,457
Wha...?
765
00:34:44,584 --> 00:34:46,043
I have to go.
766
00:34:47,128 --> 00:34:49,130
It's a break in the case.
767
00:34:51,257 --> 00:34:52,675
I'm sorry.
768
00:35:00,182 --> 00:35:02,977
What's the son of a power
broker like Jacob Tiernan
769
00:35:03,060 --> 00:35:05,479
doing running his mother's
hippie nudist retreat?
770
00:35:05,730 --> 00:35:08,441
Well, according to Jacob's
super unauthorized bio,
771
00:35:08,566 --> 00:35:10,860
Julian is the black sheep
of the Tiernan family.
772
00:35:10,985 --> 00:35:13,404
Out of control partying,
multiple run-ins with the law.
773
00:35:13,613 --> 00:35:15,489
I mean, this says Jacob
cut him off years ago,
774
00:35:15,906 --> 00:35:17,408
except for
the fact that
775
00:35:17,533 --> 00:35:19,869
he keeps sending lawyers
to clean up Julian's messes.
776
00:35:19,994 --> 00:35:22,121
What does any of this
have to do with Gary?
777
00:35:22,580 --> 00:35:25,207
I mean, he wasn't auditing
the nudist retreat
778
00:35:25,333 --> 00:35:26,959
or any of the Tiernan
businesses, right?
779
00:35:27,084 --> 00:35:28,461
So then what motive
could Julian
780
00:35:28,586 --> 00:35:31,088
- possibly have to murder him?
- Step aside, Daniel,
781
00:35:31,213 --> 00:35:34,383
because I have just blown
this case wide open.
782
00:35:34,467 --> 00:35:35,885
Just found this note
783
00:35:36,010 --> 00:35:38,012
in this pocket
and this
784
00:35:38,137 --> 00:35:41,349
is the suit that I wore... or,
more accurately, didn't wear...
785
00:35:41,474 --> 00:35:43,100
at the nudist colony.
786
00:35:43,726 --> 00:35:46,354
Someone must've put it in there
before I got my clothes back.
787
00:35:46,646 --> 00:35:47,938
Miss Lopez, do you remember
788
00:35:48,064 --> 00:35:49,106
a woman named
Marigold?
789
00:35:49,231 --> 00:35:50,232
[DAN]
Seriously?
790
00:35:50,358 --> 00:35:52,318
For all we know, someone
could've put it in there
791
00:35:52,443 --> 00:35:54,070
at one of your
latest sex parties.
792
00:35:54,195 --> 00:35:55,835
Have you ever been
to a sex party, Daniel?
793
00:35:55,905 --> 00:35:57,698
We don't pass notes
to each other.
794
00:35:57,823 --> 00:35:59,742
- [overlapping arguing]
- Guys, guys.
795
00:36:01,077 --> 00:36:02,745
"Marigold"
wasn't a woman.
796
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:04,455
It's one of Tiernan's ships.
797
00:36:04,580 --> 00:36:08,542
And the Marigold docks
in San Pedro tonight.
798
00:36:09,001 --> 00:36:10,503
That can't be a coincidence.
799
00:36:11,879 --> 00:36:13,005
[ship horn blows]
800
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:20,054
- You awake?
- [scoffs]
801
00:36:20,179 --> 00:36:22,139
Very funny, Detective.
802
00:36:25,476 --> 00:36:28,687
You know, we wouldn't have
gotten this far without you.
803
00:36:30,064 --> 00:36:31,440
You did good, Lucifer.
804
00:36:34,110 --> 00:36:36,946
Do you think I'm different
when I'm at work
805
00:36:37,446 --> 00:36:38,948
to when I'm not at work?
806
00:36:39,532 --> 00:36:40,616
Mm...
807
00:36:41,867 --> 00:36:44,870
I think we're all
a little different at work.
808
00:36:45,454 --> 00:36:48,541
You know, trying to put
our best foot forward and...
809
00:36:48,791 --> 00:36:50,209
But do you think the person
810
00:36:50,334 --> 00:36:53,337
that I'm trying to be
at work is...
811
00:36:54,004 --> 00:36:57,133
[sighs]
I don't know, dishonest?
812
00:36:57,216 --> 00:36:59,718
Do you like work?
813
00:37:00,386 --> 00:37:04,014
I do. I like work very much.
814
00:37:06,851 --> 00:37:10,813
Work makes me want to be
a-a better man,
815
00:37:10,938 --> 00:37:15,151
but if I've never been that man
before, then...
816
00:37:16,777 --> 00:37:18,112
is it even real?
817
00:37:18,237 --> 00:37:19,697
Well, I mean,
I think people
818
00:37:19,822 --> 00:37:22,575
are growing and changing
all the time.
819
00:37:23,409 --> 00:37:24,409
I mean, look at me.
820
00:37:24,452 --> 00:37:27,663
15 years ago,
I was naked in a hot tub.
821
00:37:27,747 --> 00:37:29,915
Hmm. Still one of my
favorite films. [laughs]
822
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:34,462
Well, point is, I never would've
pictured myself as a detective
823
00:37:34,587 --> 00:37:35,587
or a mom
824
00:37:35,629 --> 00:37:37,173
or a person
with so many
825
00:37:37,465 --> 00:37:39,800
- sensible brown shoes.
- [chuckles] So many.
826
00:37:40,551 --> 00:37:41,552
Yeah.
827
00:37:41,677 --> 00:37:44,722
It just... it just feels right.
828
00:37:44,847 --> 00:37:47,308
So, I think, uh,
829
00:37:47,725 --> 00:37:49,977
if what you're doing
830
00:37:50,352 --> 00:37:54,315
and who you are
at work feels right,
831
00:37:54,690 --> 00:37:56,442
then I think you know it's real.
832
00:38:07,745 --> 00:38:09,914
[indistinct chatter]
833
00:38:10,706 --> 00:38:11,916
Here we go.
834
00:38:16,921 --> 00:38:19,715
[indistinct chatter]
835
00:38:20,716 --> 00:38:21,759
Let's go.
836
00:38:22,468 --> 00:38:23,803
Oh...
837
00:38:24,386 --> 00:38:28,265
Aw... scared?
838
00:38:28,682 --> 00:38:29,975
[JULIAN]
Come on, move!
839
00:38:30,351 --> 00:38:33,437
So Julian was using
Daddy's shipping company
840
00:38:33,562 --> 00:38:35,523
as, what, slave transport?
841
00:38:37,191 --> 00:38:38,692
Detective Decker
requesting backup
842
00:38:38,901 --> 00:38:40,821
in what looks like
a human trafficking situation.
843
00:38:40,986 --> 00:38:41,904
[DISPATCHER]
10-4.
844
00:38:41,905 --> 00:38:43,531
Gary must've found out somehow.
845
00:38:44,114 --> 00:38:47,368
And Julian killed him before
Gary could expose the operation.
846
00:38:47,576 --> 00:38:48,616
We can't let him get away.
847
00:38:48,702 --> 00:38:49,745
We won't.
848
00:38:55,793 --> 00:38:57,378
LAPD, hands in the air!
849
00:39:00,381 --> 00:39:02,299
[women screaming]
850
00:39:11,141 --> 00:39:13,060
- [sirens wailing]
- [shouts]
851
00:39:15,938 --> 00:39:17,064
[MAN]
I got cops over there!
852
00:39:18,315 --> 00:39:19,692
Come on,
take off!
853
00:39:19,817 --> 00:39:21,694
[OFFICER] LAPD.
Drop your weapons.
854
00:39:21,944 --> 00:39:23,112
[CHLOE] On the ground now!
855
00:39:23,237 --> 00:39:24,673
[OFFICER]
Hands where we can see 'em!
856
00:39:24,697 --> 00:39:26,282
Lucifer, Julian's getting away.
857
00:39:43,674 --> 00:39:45,342
[belt sander whirring]
858
00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:56,395
- [shouts]
- Julian.
859
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:58,230
You're a slippery one,
aren't you?
860
00:39:58,355 --> 00:40:01,233
Then again, most
cockroaches are.
861
00:40:01,984 --> 00:40:03,944
No! No!
862
00:40:04,069 --> 00:40:06,864
Hey, guys, listen up.
I need you all to fan out,
863
00:40:06,989 --> 00:40:08,991
find McCaffrey. Now!
864
00:40:09,908 --> 00:40:12,453
Medics, we got victims
over there by the van. Go!
865
00:40:13,162 --> 00:40:14,830
Ah, you're not so cocky now
866
00:40:14,955 --> 00:40:16,790
without Daddy's lawyers
around you, are you?
867
00:40:17,082 --> 00:40:18,842
Tell me, does he know
what you've been up to?
868
00:40:19,043 --> 00:40:22,046
You think my dad's
any better than me? [grunts]
869
00:40:22,254 --> 00:40:23,964
He's a wolf in sheep's clothing,
870
00:40:24,089 --> 00:40:26,216
hiding behind a fancy suit
and a fake smile.
871
00:40:26,508 --> 00:40:27,508
[grunts]
872
00:40:27,676 --> 00:40:31,513
At least I admit I'm a wolf!
I mean, what kind of man
873
00:40:31,639 --> 00:40:33,515
pretends to be something
he isn't?
874
00:40:33,891 --> 00:40:36,310
[Julian groaning]
875
00:40:39,939 --> 00:40:41,357
It's your lucky day.
876
00:40:41,774 --> 00:40:44,526
I've decided to leave
your punishment to the police.
877
00:40:52,368 --> 00:40:53,368
Freeze!
878
00:40:56,246 --> 00:40:57,998
LAPD. Don't move.
879
00:40:59,208 --> 00:41:00,208
[gunshot]
880
00:41:05,172 --> 00:41:08,842
No, no, no, no! No!
881
00:41:25,401 --> 00:41:28,195
♪ Bless the crimson sky ♪
882
00:41:28,278 --> 00:41:31,407
♪ Laid out before the night ♪
883
00:41:31,573 --> 00:41:34,201
♪ Bless these dirty sails ♪
884
00:41:34,284 --> 00:41:37,496
♪ And may they aid your flight ♪
885
00:41:37,579 --> 00:41:40,290
♪ Far away from all ♪
886
00:41:40,374 --> 00:41:43,627
♪ That does torment your soul ♪
887
00:41:43,836 --> 00:41:46,547
♪ Far away from all ♪
888
00:41:46,672 --> 00:41:50,592
♪ That made your skin
grow cold... ♪
889
00:41:57,474 --> 00:41:59,226
I can't believe you let him go.
890
00:42:00,269 --> 00:42:02,021
For once, I agree with you.
891
00:42:02,479 --> 00:42:04,857
You think you're helping,
Lucifer, but you're not.
892
00:42:05,315 --> 00:42:06,400
You're a wrecking ball,
893
00:42:06,692 --> 00:42:08,819
and everything you touch
turns to shit.
894
00:42:09,028 --> 00:42:10,571
First Charlotte,
now Joan.
895
00:42:11,530 --> 00:42:13,824
When are you gonna learn? Hmm?
896
00:42:14,324 --> 00:42:16,326
You're not one of the good guys.
897
00:42:28,380 --> 00:42:30,674
There's a house
on that property?
898
00:42:31,759 --> 00:42:34,303
Got it. Thanks, Maze.
899
00:42:34,428 --> 00:42:35,428
[elevator bell dings]
900
00:42:36,722 --> 00:42:37,722
[EVE] You okay?
901
00:42:38,265 --> 00:42:39,683
What happened?
902
00:42:41,477 --> 00:42:43,353
You may have been
right about me.
903
00:42:45,439 --> 00:42:47,983
I tried to be
something I wasn't,
904
00:42:48,108 --> 00:42:51,070
and a very bad man got away.
905
00:42:52,070 --> 00:42:53,070
Killed again.
906
00:42:54,990 --> 00:42:56,450
It's all my fault.
907
00:42:56,575 --> 00:42:59,453
Sounds like it was
the man's fault to me.
908
00:42:59,578 --> 00:43:01,205
Who is this guy,
anyway?
909
00:43:01,705 --> 00:43:02,581
Murderer,
910
00:43:02,582 --> 00:43:04,000
human trafficker,
911
00:43:04,124 --> 00:43:08,045
destroyer of lives,
on the loose.
912
00:43:09,588 --> 00:43:11,673
Well, we can't let him
get away with that.
913
00:43:12,633 --> 00:43:14,384
He should be punished.
914
00:43:15,052 --> 00:43:16,845
By me, you mean?
915
00:43:17,429 --> 00:43:18,430
[scoffs]
916
00:43:19,515 --> 00:43:22,643
Honestly, I'm not sure
I have it in me anymore.
917
00:43:22,851 --> 00:43:24,144
That's not true.
918
00:43:25,187 --> 00:43:27,648
You will always have it in you.
919
00:43:31,902 --> 00:43:33,570
You're the Devil.
920
00:43:40,577 --> 00:43:41,662
Yes.
921
00:43:44,540 --> 00:43:46,500
Yes, I am.
922
00:43:50,212 --> 00:43:52,089
[dance music playing]
923
00:43:52,214 --> 00:43:53,882
[sniffs]
924
00:43:55,342 --> 00:43:56,385
It's not her.
925
00:43:57,886 --> 00:43:59,596
I think you're stalling,
aren't you?
926
00:44:00,138 --> 00:44:02,516
Oh, don't tell me Lucifer's
misplaced love of humans
927
00:44:02,641 --> 00:44:03,684
has rubbed off on you.
928
00:44:03,809 --> 00:44:05,102
Of course not.
929
00:44:05,978 --> 00:44:09,273
Yes. The never-ending talk
of "free will"
930
00:44:09,398 --> 00:44:10,718
while you were
in the Silver City?
931
00:44:10,899 --> 00:44:12,609
Brother, you're the one
who taught me
932
00:44:12,734 --> 00:44:14,319
that humans are inconsequential.
933
00:44:14,486 --> 00:44:16,071
Well, I was wrong, Remi.
934
00:44:17,990 --> 00:44:22,411
They are living,
breathing beings created
935
00:44:22,536 --> 00:44:23,579
by our Father.
936
00:44:23,704 --> 00:44:25,998
And I promise you,
I won't hurt the child,
937
00:44:26,415 --> 00:44:28,125
even if it is half-human.
938
00:44:28,250 --> 00:44:29,418
And what about the mother?
939
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:31,879
I know we're not allowed
to kill humans,
940
00:44:32,004 --> 00:44:34,298
so I'll be very careful
where I cut.
941
00:44:35,549 --> 00:44:36,884
You're not cutting anywhere.
942
00:44:38,302 --> 00:44:40,262
You know this human,
don't you, Brother?
943
00:44:41,430 --> 00:44:42,973
Are you protecting her?
944
00:44:43,932 --> 00:44:45,559
Yes, I am.
945
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:49,521
I'm protecting her
and I'm protecting my child.
946
00:44:49,813 --> 00:44:50,813
Yours?
947
00:44:56,069 --> 00:44:57,738
[quietly]
Oh, for the baby...
948
00:45:01,950 --> 00:45:03,452
[sighs]
949
00:45:25,349 --> 00:45:27,017
[MAZE]
It's a baby blanket.
950
00:45:27,726 --> 00:45:29,394
My mother, Lilith...
951
00:45:30,229 --> 00:45:32,272
Let's just say she wasn't
mom of the year.
952
00:45:34,274 --> 00:45:36,860
I was trying to think
of something to give your baby,
953
00:45:36,985 --> 00:45:39,571
something I would've wanted
when I was small.
954
00:45:39,988 --> 00:45:42,783
Took me a while to figure out
what that was, but...
955
00:45:43,659 --> 00:45:44,701
I guess this is it.
956
00:45:47,704 --> 00:45:48,705
Look.
957
00:45:50,749 --> 00:45:55,379
I know I'm not "Mom"
or "Partner" or whatever,
958
00:45:55,754 --> 00:45:59,049
- but I...
- No.
959
00:45:59,841 --> 00:46:01,468
No, you're not.
960
00:46:04,888 --> 00:46:05,931
Come here.
961
00:46:06,473 --> 00:46:08,225
You're Auntie Maze,
962
00:46:09,434 --> 00:46:11,895
and you will always
963
00:46:12,020 --> 00:46:14,106
be a member of this family.
964
00:46:14,606 --> 00:46:16,108
[cries]
965
00:46:37,212 --> 00:46:38,296
[lighter clinks]
966
00:46:49,891 --> 00:46:52,519
[exhales]
What is it with you?
967
00:46:53,020 --> 00:46:54,604
Gonna make me
kill somebody else?
968
00:46:55,230 --> 00:46:56,857
Well, how many is it, then?
969
00:46:58,483 --> 00:47:02,988
I mean, I know
about Gary and Joan,
970
00:47:04,740 --> 00:47:06,660
but what about the women
you've been trafficking?
971
00:47:07,576 --> 00:47:10,454
How many of their lives
have you taken?
972
00:47:10,871 --> 00:47:13,206
How many have you destroyed
973
00:47:13,331 --> 00:47:16,918
in service of your greed?
974
00:47:18,670 --> 00:47:20,630
Those girls came from nothing.
975
00:47:21,465 --> 00:47:23,717
Starving in their villages.
976
00:47:24,301 --> 00:47:26,553
Sold by their relatives,
977
00:47:26,678 --> 00:47:28,555
or-or stupid enough
to believe
978
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:30,849
that people are just
handing out fresh new lives
979
00:47:30,974 --> 00:47:32,392
here in America.
980
00:47:33,935 --> 00:47:36,563
They were broken dolls before
they ever got on those ships.
981
00:47:43,070 --> 00:47:46,448
Wh... Wh-What are you?
982
00:47:46,656 --> 00:47:48,950
[growls softly]
983
00:47:49,451 --> 00:47:52,537
I've been wondering
how to punish you, Julian,
984
00:47:53,372 --> 00:47:55,082
and now I know.
985
00:47:55,874 --> 00:47:56,875
What?
986
00:48:05,175 --> 00:48:09,679
- ♪ In the dark of the day... ♪
- [grunting]
987
00:48:13,850 --> 00:48:16,394
♪ Broken silence... ♪
988
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:19,356
[Julian groaning]
989
00:48:22,150 --> 00:48:24,111
You asked what I am.
990
00:48:25,278 --> 00:48:27,739
♪ Floating... ♪
991
00:48:27,864 --> 00:48:29,533
I'm the Devil.
992
00:48:31,410 --> 00:48:32,536
Yes.
993
00:48:33,495 --> 00:48:35,330
This feels just right.
994
00:48:35,455 --> 00:48:39,209
♪ Bring on the flood ♪