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[Lucifer] So you're telling me that
my dickhead twin
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showed up on Earth, assumed my identity,
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and then wreaked all sorts of havoc
on my life?
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That about covers it, yes.
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Great. Great, and you came down here
to tell me this why?
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Just to torture me? [sighs]
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I suppose this is
the appropriate place for it.
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Yeah, is there somewhere else
that we can talk?
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I don't like having private conversations
in the hallways,
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and Kenneth doesn't mind, do you, Kenny?
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-It's not funny. It's not funny!
-No.
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No, it certainly isn't.
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My slopey-shouldered brother
is pulling a prank
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hardly worthy of Saved by the Bell
in order to humiliate me.
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This isn't about you, Lucy.
Michael's threatened Charlie's safety.
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Oh, please.
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Michael needles people's fears.
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It's what he does.
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But we also know
he's all bark and no bite.
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Don't you remember, growing up?
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He'd get under your skin
with one of his schemes,
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then you'd give him one of your
atomic wedgies, and that'd be that.
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I don't think a wedgie's gonna do it
this time.
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Things have... changed up in Heaven.
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Last time I was there,
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Michael had managed to seat himself
at Father's right hand.
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So, Dad's talking to him?
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No.
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No, he's talking to Father,
but he's the only one.
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Nobody else in the Silver City
has a line to Him.
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Nobody, and Michael has seen to it.
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Michael?
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Weaselly, cowardly Michael?
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[scoffs] Now suddenly the power
behind the throne?
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Without being able to speak to Father,
who knows?
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But he is stronger than you think, Lucy.
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Michael's become...
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untouchable in the Silver City.
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Well, he's not in the Silver City now,
is he?
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So excuse me while I go touch him.
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I can see how that's
a poor choice of words.
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Just...
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hold the fort while I'm gone.
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-Hold the...
-[door slams]
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What?
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[recording of clown laugh plays]
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[circus music plays]
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Should we...
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get back to work or...
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[sighs]
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Burnt coffee and body odor
never smelled so good.
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Hm.
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Hello, Detective.
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No. No.
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Get the hell out of here.
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-Detective, I can explain.
-No, I don't want to hear it.
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If you didn't understand
the first four times I shot you,
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I will gladly shoot you again, Michael.
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It's me. It's Lucifer.
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-Do you expect me to fall for that again?
-But...
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Look at the hair...
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or the perfectly arranged pocket square.
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Could Michael pull this off?
I don't think so. [chuckles]
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[Chloe] I...
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Cacuzza, come here. Come here.
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Oh, it's good to see you again.
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-Hi.
-Tell me.
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What is it you desire?
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I...
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I want to figure out how
to disable the cameras in Evidence
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so I can nap in there.
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Oh! Naughty you.
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Thank you.
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Now, I know my brother can't do that.
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It's really you.
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[exhales sharply]
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How?
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It's a funny story, actually.
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So, there I was in Hell, and--
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[sighs]
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Unfortunately, I can't stay for long.
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Day job and all that.
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It's okay...
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I understand.
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I just... I just needed
to make sure you're okay.
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But of course you saw
through Michael's charade,
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my clever Detective.
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Well, I... It did take a bit.
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He was very convincing.
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-And some of the things he said were--
-Well, good news on that front.
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Every word that comes out
of that admittedly dashing face is a lie.
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Oh, well, that's a relief,
because he said something so insane,
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I, well, obviously knew
it had to be a lie.
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[groans] Did he claim
he's friends with Elvis?
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'Cause the King's still alive and
I'm the only one who knows where.
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-So...
-[laughs] No, he told me...
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Get this, he told me that
I was a gift from God.
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[laughs] That's, uh...
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That's what he said.
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I mean, that's... [chuckles]
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That's crazy.
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That's...
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That's not true, right?
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[Lucifer exhales nervously]
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Lucifer, I am not...
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a gift from God made just for you, right?
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Yes.
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I-I know how it sounds, but...
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trust me, when my mom told me...
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Your mom told you?
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Your mom told...
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What? Over a year ago?
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You've kept this the whole time?
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Well, back then, you didn't even believe
in the celestial side of things.
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A-A-Anyway, Mom only told me
because she was trying to keep us apart.
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Why...
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Why? 'Cause if you knew I were a gift
from your dad, you'd what, throw me away?
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She thought if I knew the truth,
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it would mean the feelings
that I had for you weren't real,
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that I'd feel you were just some...
some tool to manipulate me.
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But I don't feel that way,
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because I realized, D-Detective,
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I realized
that whether you were made for me or not,
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it doesn't matter.
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Well, it matters to me.
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Hey, we've got a body. WB Studios.
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Oh...
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Unless I'm interrupting.
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No. You're not interrupting.
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Perfect timing.
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Such a gift. [scoffs]
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Wow. Huh.
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Hey, that-- That reminds me.
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I made something for you.
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It's just like mine.
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Huh?
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Why on Earth would I want that? Detective!
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Detective, wait.
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No, I don't have time for this.
I have work to do.
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But, Detective,
you're the only reason I'm here.
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Apparently you're the only reason
I'm here.
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So I'm going to do my job that I chose.
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And don't you have somewhere to be?
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Oh, Michael, you bastard.
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[police radio chatter]
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[Chloe] Hey, Ella.
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-Hey.
-[camera shutter clicks]
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What do we have?
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Meet Matt Owens,
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stabbed to death.
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We're still looking for the murder weapon.
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He was a TV writer.
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A showrunner, in fact,
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in charge of a series
that shoots here on the lot.
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I mean, dude's gotta figure,
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he's the boss, he's got all these plans,
and then bam!
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Somebody else has a plan for him,
you know?
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Hmm. Yeah.
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You okay?
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[groans] Lucifer and I had, um, sort of
a difficult conversation.
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I... I might have told him to go to Hell.
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Oh, yeah, relationship drama.
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Huh, believe me, I hear ya.
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I could tell you some stories,
like this one time in Mexico,
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but I totally will not
tell you some stories, 'cause...
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[Chloe] Mm-hmm.
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...trust me.
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If the worst thing you said to him was
"Go to Hell"...
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-[engine revs]
-...you're totally okay.
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Well, you'd think that, but--
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Detective!
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-Lucifer.
-Detective.
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Thank you.
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[Chloe] Hey!
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-You're still here.
-Yes.
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And I'm not going anywhere
until I know you're okay.
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Oh. Well--
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Well, I mean, I'm--
I'm happy to hear that, but I'm sorry.
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I mean...
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If God made me for you, He probably
would want me to feel that way.
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-[sighs]
-So I just...
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I need a little time to absorb
all of it.
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Right. Well, in the meantime,
why don't we absorb whilst we work?
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I may as well help solve this murder
for you whilst I'm up here fixing things.
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Uh, I don't think this is an easy fix.
This isn't one of those cases
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where you just waltz in
and figure it out as you go.
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Oh. Hello.
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I know that man.
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Really?
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Yes, that's Matt Owens.
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I did him a favor a couple years ago
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to help get his career started
as a TV writer.
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Huh. That does sound like our victim.
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-Huh. You really know him?
-Oh, yes.
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Yes. I mean, even after the favor,
he'd come over and we'd talk for hours.
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It's funny, I've been wondering
what he was up to recently.
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You know, before I went...
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-Right.
-Yeah.
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I may know the answer to that.
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[Lucifer] Huh.
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Actually, now I think of it,
we did mostly talk about me.
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Hm.
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Huh.
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-[groans]
-I have to hand it to you, Diablo,
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your unorthodox method solved the case
that stumped the rest of us.
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You managed to bring in the kidnapper
and rescue his victim
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in time to administer
her life-saving insulin.
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It's damn fine police work.
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It was a devil of a case, but
this scum didn't stand a chance in Hell.
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Book him.
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Diablo,
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I don't get it.
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How did you manage to get a lead
from a single strand of dental floss?
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[laughs] Like I keep telling you,
Detective Doofus...
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[officers laugh]
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...I've got connections in the underworld.
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-This is the show that you helped Matt--
-Shh!
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This is the show that you helped Matt
get on the air?
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No, no, no.
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All I did was introduce him
to a network exec.
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I had no idea why he was asking me
so many questions.
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But I have to say, it's shocking.
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I mean, the way in which he's brought
my descriptions to life, the accuracy,
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is truly eerie.
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I can see why he had
such a meteoric rise in the biz.
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Obviously the man was a tremendous talent.
Thank you.
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-[Chloe sighs]
-Thank you.
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Oh, no, thanks.
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Huh?
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City Council...
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has asked me to present you...
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with this.
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[officers cheering]
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Thank you, everyone.
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But really, I should share this
with my partner.
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Where is she?
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Detective Dancer?
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Sorry, Diablo.
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I was just pumping a suspect for leads.
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Oh!
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Is that a commendation for you?
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For us.
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If anyone deserves this,
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it's a woman who's gone from
the stripper pole to the detective pool
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in just three years.
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Oh, dear.
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I think you could have given it
a once-over.
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It's a bit tarnished.
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[both gasp]
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Don't worry, Diablo.
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You know I'll polish your bugle any time.
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[man] And... cut!
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{\an8}Great. Circle back.
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{\an8}That's...
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{\an8}Is that how you described me to him?
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{\an8}Well, Matt didn't know everything.
257
00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:45,413
{\an8}Obviously, he took some creative license.
258
00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:48,666
{\an8}Are they going again?
259
00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:52,962
[stage bell rings]
260
00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:56,424
{\an8}So it seems a little odd
that you all are shooting today,
261
00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:58,551
{\an8}since your showrunner was killed
this morning.
262
00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:02,096
{\an8}Matt would've wanted us to keep going.
We're the biggest hit of the fall,
263
00:12:02,179 --> 00:12:03,431
{\an8}and he was really proud of that.
264
00:12:04,181 --> 00:12:05,599
People can't get enough Diablo.
265
00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:07,268
[chuckles] Hear, hear.
266
00:12:07,351 --> 00:12:10,062
{\an8}Well, I think it's gross
that we're still working.
267
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:13,858
{\an8}I mean, in all honesty,
I know it's bad to speak ill of the dead,
268
00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:15,901
{\an8}but I'm not surprised
someone stabbed Matt, either.
269
00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:17,862
{\an8}Um, why not?
270
00:12:17,945 --> 00:12:19,572
{\an8}The man was a control freak.
271
00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:22,950
{\an8}I mean, I know all showrunners
have to have an ego, but...
272
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:25,745
{\an8}Matt was a megalomaniac.
273
00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:27,872
Come on. The man was an artist.
274
00:12:27,955 --> 00:12:30,499
-Sorry, is that a vape pen?
-Hot cinnamon.
275
00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:32,293
Keeps the weight off.
276
00:12:32,376 --> 00:12:34,253
[groans] You were doing so well.
277
00:12:34,336 --> 00:12:36,255
So, the megalomaniac showrunner,
278
00:12:36,338 --> 00:12:37,423
did he choose your wardrobe?
279
00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:38,841
{\an8}All his idea.
280
00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:40,843
{\an8}I wear what he gives me,
go where he tells me.
281
00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:43,012
{\an8}Oh. Okay.
282
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:44,805
{\an8}I mean, does that bother you at all,
283
00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:48,684
{\an8}that you have no say
in what your character does or says?
284
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:49,602
{\an8}Are you kidding?
285
00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:52,688
{\an8}I'm a lead in a hit show, and you know,
286
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,816
{\an8}there are strippers out there
considering becoming detectives now.
287
00:12:57,526 --> 00:12:58,611
I'm kind of a role model.
288
00:12:58,694 --> 00:12:59,737
Oh, lovely.
289
00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:01,113
Matt gave me that.
290
00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:03,324
Interesting.
291
00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:06,827
{\an8}So, anyhow, did either of you
have a problem with Matt?
292
00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:08,454
{\an8}Us? No way.
293
00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:10,623
{\an8}[inhales sharply]
But let me tell you something.
294
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:13,626
{\an8}I've been doing this job
for seven episodes now,
295
00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:17,296
{\an8}and if there's one thing I've learned,
it's why people kill.
296
00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:18,297
Oh?
297
00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:21,675
It's 'cause they yearn for something.
You want to find the killer,
298
00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:23,511
{\an8}figure out their yearning.
299
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:25,721
{\an8}Right. Isn't there a better word for that?
300
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:26,639
No.
301
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:27,848
So, okay.
302
00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:30,518
Who do you think yearned to kill Matt?
303
00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:33,103
{\an8}Keri Belwood, his number two.
304
00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:34,355
{\an8}You should talk to her.
305
00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:37,024
{\an8}Everyone knows she did all the work
on the scripts
306
00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:38,150
{\an8}and he took all the credit.
307
00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:40,861
So Keri killed Matt
to finally be in charge?
308
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:41,821
{\an8}Yes.
309
00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:45,449
{\an8}Her yearning was for his job.
310
00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:48,494
{\an8}Well, uh, of course, possibly.
311
00:13:48,577 --> 00:13:50,746
{\an8}There could be other motives to kill him.
312
00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:54,041
Oh-oh! Sounds like we have
a Dancer answer.
313
00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:55,376
-What?
-See,
314
00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:59,713
{\an8}Diablo comes up with the wild theories
and crazy hijinks,
315
00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:01,090
and Dancer's the fun police.
316
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,467
"That's not procedure, Diablo."
317
00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:07,054
{\an8}-[laughs]
-Mm. I get it.
318
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:10,766
{\an8}Okay. Well, thank you for your time.
319
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,060
{\an8}Yes. Thank you.
320
00:14:15,729 --> 00:14:17,106
Do they seem familiar to you?
321
00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:19,817
{\an8}[Dancer sighs]
322
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:21,902
So you left Amenadiel in Hell?
323
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,028
[Lucifer] Really, Doctor?
324
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:26,240
An evil twin, the detective finding out
she's a gift from God,
325
00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:27,741
and that's the part you're stuck on?
326
00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:29,118
Amenadiel.
327
00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:32,329
The father of my child.
328
00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:34,582
Oh, yes.
329
00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:37,835
Heh. Well, not to worry, Doctor.
I'll, uh...
330
00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:40,170
I'll put what Michael did right
and get Amenadiel back
331
00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:42,506
before Charlie even notices
he's gone, okay?
332
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:43,966
But what about Michael?
333
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,260
Do you even know where he is?
334
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,512
Well, if past is prologue,
335
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:52,266
he's probably hidden himself off somewhere
to laugh about the mess he's made...
336
00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:55,185
which is actually why I'm here.
337
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:58,355
Michael didn't coax any awful,
338
00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,691
soul-poisoning fears out of you, did he?
339
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:02,693
Me? No.
340
00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:03,611
No.
341
00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:05,738
No, not... Not out of me.
342
00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:07,197
-No.
-Good.
343
00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:09,366
Good, well...
344
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,118
that's a relief, 'cause I worry that this
345
00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:13,495
"not having any free will
and being a puppet of fate" thing
346
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,497
may have
knocked the detective off her stride.
347
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:16,415
May have?
348
00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:19,960
Lucifer, when you come back unexpectedly
349
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:24,423
and casually drop celestial bombs
on the people in your life,
350
00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:27,676
you have to expect some shock...
351
00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:30,346
some anger, some frustration.
352
00:15:31,221 --> 00:15:34,975
In my defense, this particular bomb
was planted by my father
353
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:36,560
and set off by my brother, so--
354
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:40,064
Okay, well, instead of deflecting
responsibility, try empathizing.
355
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:44,360
Try really listening
to what your friends are saying.
356
00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:49,114
What, so if I give people the opportunity,
they'll tell me what to do?
357
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:50,991
Exactly, like,
358
00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:53,410
-bring back my baby's daddy from Hell.
-Yes, yes. Thank you.
359
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:54,453
I've got to go.
360
00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:55,663
To Hell?
361
00:15:57,206 --> 00:16:00,167
No, to find out what other chaos
Michael may have caused up here.
362
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:03,170
I mean, who knows how many people
I'll have to listen to?
363
00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:04,213
[scoffs]
364
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:11,261
Thank you.
365
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:14,348
Keri Belwood? Detective Decker, LAPD.
366
00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:16,100
I figured I'd be your first stop.
367
00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:18,560
Why is that? In my experience,
368
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:21,397
the innocent don't normally expect
to be questioned by the police.
369
00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:24,525
I've written 100 episodes
of TV murder mysteries
370
00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:26,610
and I got the carpal tunnel to prove it.
371
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:28,487
Motive, opportunity...
372
00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:30,280
It adds up.
373
00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:33,951
Well, you know the math on this.
I can see why Matt put you in charge.
374
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:37,496
Yeah, I was the one who was always here
doing most of the work,
375
00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:39,581
but I was definitely not in charge.
376
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,667
Matt was the worst kind of boss:
377
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,877
lazy and a control freak.
378
00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:46,130
I can see why he'd be hard to deal with.
379
00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:47,214
No, not really.
380
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:50,634
He never even came into the writers' room.
I'd usually send him a script overnight,
381
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:53,012
and by the morning,
it'd be completely changed.
382
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:56,765
So you and the writers would work in here
well into the night,
383
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,851
and then Matt would come
and undo all the work?
384
00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:00,811
Do you know how dispiriting it is
385
00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:03,022
to spend days figuring out
a clever clue path
386
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:05,816
just for your boss to replace it
with a lap dance?
387
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,819
Hmm. Yeah, I can see why
388
00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:11,238
you doing all that work
and feeling like you have no control
389
00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:13,198
could possibly make you angry.
390
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:17,286
My assistant can vouch that
I was here writing all morning.
391
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:20,122
So if you're suggesting
that I killed Matt to take his job,
392
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:21,623
then you need a new theory.
393
00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:25,794
Besides, showrunners have all the power,
but you know what else they get?
394
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:27,046
The blame.
395
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:29,757
But I thought the show was doing well.
396
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,258
Well, that's almost worse.
397
00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:33,385
You got a network show that's a hit,
398
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:36,013
suddenly everybody at the studio
takes an interest.
399
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:39,016
Everybody wants a piece of it,
and the second the ratings dip,
400
00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:40,851
everyone wants someone to blame.
401
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:42,269
No, thanks.
402
00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:44,563
I already got two ex-husbands
and three kids.
403
00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:46,774
I don't need a drug problem
on top of that.
404
00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:48,984
Matt had a drug problem?
405
00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,195
All I know is,
406
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:53,489
one night Matt's email was down,
407
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,866
so I had to hand-deliver
a script at midnight.
408
00:17:56,325 --> 00:18:00,287
He has me bring it to a seedy motel
full of tweakers and burnouts.
409
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,915
Insane writer under intense pressure
410
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:05,125
holed up in a crime-infested drug den?
411
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,796
Even Diablo could follow that clue path.
412
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:11,215
I see.
413
00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:14,551
Well, I'll need you to give
an official statement at the precinct,
414
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,678
and then also, if you have
the address of that motel.
415
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,138
Sure.
416
00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:27,940
Oh, Michael.
417
00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:32,903
Of all the things you've done to hurt me,
this might cut the deepest.
418
00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:34,196
[blades scraping]
419
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:37,825
Maze.
420
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:41,745
Oh! I missed you while I was gone.
[laughs]
421
00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:44,289
You know, there was
a few tough nuts down there,
422
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,750
and there were times
I could've really used your blades!
423
00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:49,044
[roars]
424
00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:52,005
[grunting]
425
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:53,590
Mazikeen, please, let me explain.
426
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,008
-Mazikeen!
-[yells]
427
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:00,139
Hey!
428
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,523
-[roars]
-Listen to me, Mazikeen!
429
00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:11,358
I'm not Michael. It's me.
430
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:12,526
Lucifer.
431
00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:13,694
[panting]
432
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:15,362
Oh!
433
00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:18,031
[grunts]
434
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,617
Wait. Wait, wait.
435
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,661
Would you rather that I was Michael?
436
00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:23,579
Either.
437
00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:25,914
He left me in the closet, but you...
438
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:28,584
You went to Hell without me.
439
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:30,919
You left me!
440
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,338
No, I didn't, Mazikeen.
441
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:36,633
You're not my servant anymore.
By all means, you're welcome to join me.
442
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:38,802
I don't have wings, you idiot!
443
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:40,179
Well, Amenadiel does.
444
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:42,723
Why didn't you just ask him
to fly you down there?
445
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,016
[scoffs]
446
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:53,609
[grunts] Look, I'm really trying
to listen,
447
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:56,820
so if you're telling me
that you'd like to stab me, then...
448
00:19:57,946 --> 00:20:00,199
Just avoid the old parsnip,
for old time's sake.
449
00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:05,412
Well, you know, my twin is
still likely skulking around.
450
00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:07,497
It'd be a big help
if you'd like to stab him.
451
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,335
Stab him yourself.
452
00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:12,920
[elevator dings]
453
00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:16,131
Unbelievable.
454
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,347
Ah! Detective.
455
00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:25,933
Sorry I'm late. Forgot about the traffic.
456
00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:27,184
So, where are we going?
457
00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:28,393
Uh, Room 18.
458
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,270
Oh, right. Good news.
459
00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:33,774
Linda's fine, and Maze is, well, Maze.
460
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,902
And I figured out
how to fix things between us.
461
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:40,948
-Oh, how's that?
-Well, you're going to tell me what to do.
462
00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:44,534
Ah, well, I'm sure that makes sense
to someone.
463
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:45,452
Yes.
464
00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:48,080
Anyhow, so Matt had no family,
lived alone...
465
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:50,332
If he had a drug problem,
why not stay home?
466
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:53,126
Illicit venue for illicit acts, I suppose.
467
00:20:54,127 --> 00:20:57,047
Be prepared for a good old-fashioned
Hollywood den of sin.
468
00:20:59,841 --> 00:21:00,717
[Chloe] Hmm.
469
00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:02,469
Huh.
470
00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:04,721
Well, this place looks pretty tidy.
471
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:06,556
Doesn't look like a drug den to me.
472
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:10,310
I knew TV writing isn't all
hookers and blow like the '80s,
473
00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:13,063
but I had no idea how sad it had got.
474
00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:15,148
Over here? Number 18?
475
00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:17,150
Hold on, someone's in there.
476
00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:20,404
-Freeze! LAPD!
-Freeze! LAPD!
477
00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:21,905
-Drop the gun!
-Drop the gun!
478
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:25,826
Wait. I'm a real cop with a real gun.
479
00:21:25,909 --> 00:21:26,994
That's a prop.
480
00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:28,370
Put it down.
481
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:30,414
Sorry. Force of habit. [chuckles]
482
00:21:30,497 --> 00:21:34,251
Well, that little showdown will be fueling
my fantasies for the next few millennia.
483
00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:36,753
-[Diablo chuckles]
-What are you two doing here?
484
00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:38,588
Trying to solve the case, of course.
485
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:40,257
We can do it on TV.
486
00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:41,717
Why not in real life?
487
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:45,012
-Mm.
-How did you find out about this place?
488
00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:46,221
I found this...
489
00:21:47,931 --> 00:21:49,099
where Matt was killed.
490
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,184
Fell out of his pocket.
491
00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:55,022
Just a little thing
I like to call "evidence."
492
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,190
You stole evidence from the crime scene?
493
00:21:57,274 --> 00:22:00,068
To be fair, Detective,
that is absolutely on-brand.
494
00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:02,195
Well, this is really bringing it back.
495
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:05,532
I'd almost forgotten how much fun
solving murders is. [chuckles]
496
00:22:05,615 --> 00:22:07,367
Uh, excuse me. [clears throat]
497
00:22:08,618 --> 00:22:09,536
Um...
498
00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:12,664
What are you doing with this idiot?
499
00:22:14,249 --> 00:22:16,376
[Dancer] Well, he was going to come
with or without me,
500
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:19,171
and at least if I'm here,
I can keep him safe.
501
00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:21,882
I didn't realize you two were this close.
502
00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:23,091
Oh, yeah.
503
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:27,679
And if something does happen to him,
our show dies for real,
504
00:22:28,138 --> 00:22:30,724
and I cannot go through
another pilot season.
505
00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:34,978
I've just realized why this place
feels so familiar.
506
00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:37,689
This is where Matt was living
when I first met him.
507
00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:41,526
Matt mentioned he had a place he liked to
hide from the world when he was writing,
508
00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:43,570
where none of the execs could find him.
509
00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:47,908
Oh, so he didn't hole up here
to go on a drug binge.
510
00:22:47,991 --> 00:22:50,994
He came here to reconnect with a time
in his life where he felt control
511
00:22:51,411 --> 00:22:52,245
over his fate.
512
00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:54,539
Returning to the place where it all began.
513
00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:55,874
Yearning to find buzz--
514
00:22:55,957 --> 00:22:56,958
Okay, thank you.
515
00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:58,460
Okay, you two, out, all right?
516
00:22:58,543 --> 00:23:00,212
I have to bag the whole place
for evidence,
517
00:23:00,295 --> 00:23:01,797
and you both are not cops.
518
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,632
-So play time's over. Out!
-D--Don't...
519
00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:06,385
Don't take offense. She used to say
the exact same thing to me.
520
00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:07,386
[chuckles]
521
00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:11,223
And you, too.
522
00:23:11,848 --> 00:23:12,724
Out.
523
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:15,685
Right, well, if that's what
you're telling me, Detective--
524
00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:17,270
I am, yes. I'm feeling a little...
525
00:23:18,355 --> 00:23:20,357
uh, overwhelmed by,
526
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:23,318
um, well, you right now.
527
00:23:26,696 --> 00:23:27,531
Right.
528
00:23:33,703 --> 00:23:34,579
[Ella] I don't get it.
529
00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:38,291
Dude had a glamorous job, tons of money,
530
00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:40,877
and he ate Panda Express,
like, six times a week.
531
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,505
People are who they are, I guess.
532
00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:44,756
Yeah.
533
00:23:45,632 --> 00:23:48,093
Do you believe in the idea
of predestination?
534
00:23:48,176 --> 00:23:51,012
Where you're forced to walk a path
that's already laid out for you?
535
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:52,514
Are you kidding?
536
00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:56,601
My childhood and family background,
surrounded by criminals and dirt bags,
537
00:23:56,685 --> 00:23:58,186
I should've ended up in jail.
538
00:23:58,937 --> 00:24:01,648
But instead, I chose to get right
with the Big Guy,
539
00:24:02,190 --> 00:24:04,651
walk the straight and narrow,
and here I am,
540
00:24:04,734 --> 00:24:07,863
living proof that people can change
old, bad patterns.
541
00:24:09,489 --> 00:24:10,490
Hmm.
542
00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:12,117
You got a text.
543
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,118
[Ella] Mm.
544
00:24:13,201 --> 00:24:14,870
Oh! Whoa, that's a penis.
545
00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:16,288
That's a tattooed penis.
546
00:24:16,371 --> 00:24:18,165
Some patterns are harder to change
than others.
547
00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:20,792
Wow... Uh, looks familiar.
548
00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:21,835
Wait, you know Craig?
549
00:24:21,918 --> 00:24:22,752
No, this.
550
00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:27,174
[sniffs] No, I don't know Craig
and his tattooed penis.
551
00:24:36,641 --> 00:24:37,726
Hey, pal.
552
00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:39,769
-Come on, man, that's my cup.
-Is it?
553
00:24:40,854 --> 00:24:41,980
Are you doing okay?
554
00:24:42,063 --> 00:24:43,565
Just fine, up until this very moment.
555
00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:45,358
I'm just listening to the detective.
556
00:24:48,361 --> 00:24:50,071
What, you're listening to her
from out here?
557
00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:53,366
Well, I'm certainly not listening to you,
so goodbye.
558
00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:55,285
-I know you're trying to push me away.
-[sighs]
559
00:24:55,368 --> 00:24:56,578
I brought curiosity in that,
560
00:24:56,661 --> 00:24:58,830
and I realized you're just
in a projective state,
561
00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:01,500
'cause you're feeling vulnerable
right now, and that's pretty scary.
562
00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:02,542
Oh.
563
00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:04,085
Detective Douche,
564
00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:06,379
if you want to see something really scary,
565
00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:09,799
wait until you see what your new all-soy
diet is doing to your bone density.
566
00:25:09,883 --> 00:25:11,760
You got a lot of ugly pictures
in your head, man.
567
00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:13,637
You need to work
on positive visualization.
568
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,847
I made a lot of progress with that.
It can help you.
569
00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:20,644
Actually, maybe you can help me.
570
00:25:21,603 --> 00:25:23,772
This cosmic impotence,
571
00:25:23,855 --> 00:25:27,234
the knowledge that you're the plaything
of a cruel, uncaring God,
572
00:25:27,317 --> 00:25:32,322
the suffocating feeling that everything
you've ever accomplished is meaningless...
573
00:25:33,281 --> 00:25:35,325
You're the perfect person
to ask about these things.
574
00:25:35,408 --> 00:25:36,785
Tell me, when you were born...
575
00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:37,702
[Chloe] Hi.
576
00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:40,205
So, we have a new suspect
in Matt Owen's murder.
577
00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:42,541
[sniffs]
578
00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:45,460
A hot cinnamon vape cartridge?
579
00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:48,463
Really, Detective, no one is
more horrified by this than me,
580
00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,465
but it doesn't make Diablo our killer.
581
00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:54,386
No, but Diablo did say that
he hadn't been to that room before.
582
00:25:54,469 --> 00:25:57,806
Ella found this buried in two days
of Matt's trash, so why lie?
583
00:25:59,849 --> 00:26:01,601
That cheeky devil.
584
00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:03,228
Huh.
585
00:26:03,812 --> 00:26:05,689
I just don't get it, Detective.
586
00:26:05,772 --> 00:26:08,942
Why would an actor kill a man
who gave him the role of a lifetime?
587
00:26:09,442 --> 00:26:10,277
I don't know.
588
00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:12,487
Maybe he didn't like
being someone else's puppet?
589
00:26:12,946 --> 00:26:13,822
[Lucifer sighs]
590
00:26:13,905 --> 00:26:16,741
Sir, please, your scene was
supposed to start 40 minutes ago.
591
00:26:19,911 --> 00:26:21,121
Uh, stand aside, please.
592
00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:22,706
Thank you.
593
00:26:31,172 --> 00:26:32,007
Oh, man.
594
00:26:43,643 --> 00:26:46,146
How could nobody notice him missing
since lunch?
595
00:26:46,229 --> 00:26:48,189
I mean, this man is the entire show.
596
00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:50,567
None of these people would even exist
without him here.
597
00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:52,819
Yeah. Okay.
598
00:26:53,153 --> 00:26:56,072
Yep, everyone around is just here
to service you...
599
00:26:56,156 --> 00:26:56,990
I mean...
600
00:26:57,073 --> 00:26:58,199
[chuckles] Diablo.
601
00:26:58,742 --> 00:26:59,576
I mean Diablo.
602
00:26:59,659 --> 00:27:03,121
Anyhow, so, yes, he was stabbed, too,
hopefully with the same instrument.
603
00:27:03,204 --> 00:27:04,789
If we can find the murder weapon--
604
00:27:04,873 --> 00:27:06,082
Found the murder weapon!
605
00:27:06,499 --> 00:27:09,085
It's actually a prop from the show,
606
00:27:09,169 --> 00:27:12,631
supposed to be the only blade
that can kill the Devil.
607
00:27:12,756 --> 00:27:14,883
-[Lucifer chuckles]
-How ironic is that, right?
608
00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:16,968
-[laughs]
-Hi-ya!
609
00:27:19,679 --> 00:27:21,890
Sorry, that seemed
a lot funnier in my head.
610
00:27:21,973 --> 00:27:23,808
-I'm sure.
-Um... [chuckles]
611
00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:25,644
That's rubber.
It can't be the murder weapon.
612
00:27:25,727 --> 00:27:27,729
Uh, well, this is the stunt murder weapon.
613
00:27:27,812 --> 00:27:30,940
See, this is the rubber version
they use for action sequences.
614
00:27:31,024 --> 00:27:34,611
The one they use for close-ups
is sharp and metal, so...
615
00:27:35,278 --> 00:27:37,447
we find that one, we find our murderer.
616
00:27:37,530 --> 00:27:38,490
Huh.
617
00:27:47,082 --> 00:27:48,166
Blaze,
618
00:27:48,249 --> 00:27:52,045
tell the girls to swap their G-strings
for evening gowns tomorrow night.
619
00:27:52,128 --> 00:27:53,046
Wow.
620
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:55,507
It's like looking into a mirror.
621
00:27:57,550 --> 00:27:58,802
Of course, my liege.
622
00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:01,554
Simpler times.
623
00:28:02,722 --> 00:28:04,849
Me and Lucifer, together,
624
00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:07,102
side by side for eons.
625
00:28:08,144 --> 00:28:11,064
...waste my demonic diesel
behind this bar.
626
00:28:12,065 --> 00:28:13,858
Now everyone just comes and goes.
627
00:28:17,278 --> 00:28:18,113
Okay.
628
00:28:19,739 --> 00:28:21,950
Maze, you know I'm not going anywhere...
629
00:28:22,659 --> 00:28:23,493
right?
630
00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:25,704
Maybe not on purpose, but...
631
00:28:26,329 --> 00:28:28,581
you're gonna drop dead in, what,
five years?
632
00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:32,377
How old do you think I am?
633
00:28:33,461 --> 00:28:34,462
I don't know, 30?
634
00:28:35,004 --> 00:28:36,631
[sighs deeply]
635
00:28:37,590 --> 00:28:39,509
Maze, you have nothing to worry about.
636
00:28:40,218 --> 00:28:42,053
I'm going to be around for a while.
637
00:28:42,929 --> 00:28:44,472
And then I'll be down in Hell,
638
00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:48,935
and I guess we can spend
the rest of eternity together, right?
639
00:28:49,227 --> 00:28:50,395
[chuckles]
640
00:28:51,020 --> 00:28:51,855
Sure, I guess.
641
00:28:54,357 --> 00:28:55,358
[clears throat]
642
00:28:55,942 --> 00:28:59,279
I think what you're struggling with
is a fear of abandonment.
643
00:29:01,948 --> 00:29:03,324
It's completely normal.
644
00:29:04,868 --> 00:29:05,744
It comes from...
645
00:29:07,412 --> 00:29:10,331
someone important to you
letting you down in your youth.
646
00:29:10,707 --> 00:29:14,210
I didn't have anyone important
in my youth, Linda.
647
00:29:15,837 --> 00:29:16,838
Just my blades.
648
00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:19,883
They have never let me down.
649
00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:23,845
It can cause a lot of anxiety
in intimate relationships.
650
00:29:25,847 --> 00:29:27,724
You know, but it's something
we can work on...
651
00:29:27,807 --> 00:29:28,725
Oh, my.
652
00:29:28,808 --> 00:29:30,852
...suffers most is the Devil himself.
653
00:29:30,935 --> 00:29:32,562
I suppose that's me.
654
00:29:32,645 --> 00:29:35,315
...back into Hell itself.
But until that day,
655
00:29:35,398 --> 00:29:37,400
I intend to enjoy the Earth.
656
00:29:37,484 --> 00:29:40,653
Come here, Doctor.
I'm ready for my treatment.
657
00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:46,409
This is gonna be good.
658
00:29:46,493 --> 00:29:47,994
Yeah, I'll have some of that.
659
00:29:50,747 --> 00:29:51,664
Great, thank you.
660
00:29:52,207 --> 00:29:53,875
[Lucifer]
This one would have been amazing.
661
00:29:53,958 --> 00:29:56,377
Diablo was going to solve a crime
in space.
662
00:29:57,045 --> 00:29:58,046
Oh. Mm-hmm.
663
00:29:58,129 --> 00:30:00,882
And what was Dancer doing,
a zero-G striptease?
664
00:30:01,382 --> 00:30:02,509
Have you read this already?
665
00:30:04,761 --> 00:30:06,805
[sighs] Look, Detective...
666
00:30:08,097 --> 00:30:11,226
I want you to know that I understand.
667
00:30:11,518 --> 00:30:14,687
I know how powerless I felt
when Mom told me the truth about you.
668
00:30:14,771 --> 00:30:16,564
That's right,
your mother told you the truth.
669
00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:19,651
Unlike my partner, who kept
a huge secret about my life from me.
670
00:30:19,734 --> 00:30:23,112
And now that you know,
it's hurt you, Detective,
671
00:30:23,196 --> 00:30:25,573
and, look, I want to fix things,
but you won't let me,
672
00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:27,659
-so what should I have done?
-Hey, guys?
673
00:30:28,034 --> 00:30:30,745
A PA was supposed to be sitting
at the door to Diablo's trailer,
674
00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:33,206
but she got called away
right around the time he was murdered.
675
00:30:33,289 --> 00:30:36,042
Great, so whoever called her away
could be the murderer. Who was it?
676
00:30:36,125 --> 00:30:37,544
Second AD called her away.
677
00:30:37,627 --> 00:30:38,837
Well, the second it is.
678
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,713
But he got the message
from the first AD...
679
00:30:40,797 --> 00:30:41,673
The first.
680
00:30:41,756 --> 00:30:43,091
...who was passing on the message
681
00:30:43,174 --> 00:30:45,134
that the AD needed to be on set
in the first place.
682
00:30:45,218 --> 00:30:46,719
For Dad's sake, who put in the request?
683
00:30:46,803 --> 00:30:49,806
More importantly, who was smart enough
to launder it through multiple people?
684
00:30:49,889 --> 00:30:50,890
Keri Belwood.
685
00:30:51,641 --> 00:30:52,600
The second on the show.
686
00:30:54,686 --> 00:30:55,812
Great.
687
00:30:57,230 --> 00:30:59,440
[woman] Re-casting is not
such a crazy idea.
688
00:30:59,524 --> 00:31:02,026
He's the Devil, right?
He could change how he looks.
689
00:31:02,110 --> 00:31:04,112
We've got a good relationship
with Ice Cube,
690
00:31:04,195 --> 00:31:05,989
so maybe we could talk to his agent--
691
00:31:06,072 --> 00:31:08,867
Please tell me you're here
to put me out of my misery.
692
00:31:08,950 --> 00:31:10,243
Could be, yes.
693
00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:12,954
Why did you take the PA
off Diablo's trailer?
694
00:31:13,037 --> 00:31:14,080
I didn't.
695
00:31:14,163 --> 00:31:16,666
I've been on notes calls all day.
You can ask my assistant.
696
00:31:16,749 --> 00:31:20,295
The same assistant that provided
your alibi for Matt's brutal stabbing?
697
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:22,964
Everyone knows you need
to pay your dues in Hollywood,
698
00:31:23,047 --> 00:31:26,467
but what kind of promotion do you get
for helping your boss beat murder charges?
699
00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:29,804
You knew exactly how to manipulate
the AD chain to get Diablo alone.
700
00:31:30,179 --> 00:31:32,140
You guys have got to be kidding me.
701
00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:33,850
-[scoffs]
-Why would I kill the star
702
00:31:33,933 --> 00:31:35,476
of what's suddenly my show?
703
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,395
Look what I'm putting up with now.
704
00:31:37,478 --> 00:31:39,105
Hello, what's this?
705
00:31:39,814 --> 00:31:42,358
Research files for cases on the show.
706
00:31:42,442 --> 00:31:44,402
Excuse me, that's private.
707
00:31:45,278 --> 00:31:46,112
[Lucifer] Uh...
708
00:31:46,446 --> 00:31:47,363
Oh!
709
00:31:48,531 --> 00:31:49,657
[laughs]
710
00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:53,202
Well, it appears that someone's
been taking their research
711
00:31:53,286 --> 00:31:54,662
a little too seriously.
712
00:31:55,163 --> 00:31:56,247
That is not mine.
713
00:31:56,748 --> 00:31:58,416
-I didn't put that there.
-Really?
714
00:31:58,499 --> 00:32:00,126
Keri Belwood, you're under arrest.
715
00:32:00,209 --> 00:32:01,836
What, are you serious?
716
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,171
This is ridiculous!
717
00:32:03,630 --> 00:32:04,714
[sighs]
718
00:32:21,022 --> 00:32:23,441
I'm trying to say this
from a constructive place.
719
00:32:25,902 --> 00:32:28,988
I can feel your negative vibrations
from across the room, man.
720
00:32:29,822 --> 00:32:30,657
Well...
721
00:32:31,115 --> 00:32:33,701
then you should probably move
even further away.
722
00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:35,954
I've just given the detective space
for the moment.
723
00:32:36,037 --> 00:32:37,538
You can give me space forever.
724
00:32:39,165 --> 00:32:40,583
It's just your pain talking.
725
00:32:42,877 --> 00:32:47,256
Do you know, of all the ways
you humans try to control your lives,
726
00:32:47,340 --> 00:32:51,135
these silly New Age superstitions
are by far the most embarrassing.
727
00:32:51,219 --> 00:32:54,555
I should be having a field day watching
you make a fool of yourself like this,
728
00:32:54,639 --> 00:32:56,557
but honestly, Daniel, it just...
729
00:32:57,100 --> 00:32:58,559
it just makes me sad.
730
00:32:59,936 --> 00:33:00,812
Okay.
731
00:33:02,021 --> 00:33:03,064
Is it all bullshit?
732
00:33:05,024 --> 00:33:05,900
I don't know.
733
00:33:06,567 --> 00:33:07,402
Maybe.
734
00:33:08,695 --> 00:33:09,612
Probably.
735
00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:11,990
I don't care.
736
00:33:13,741 --> 00:33:15,952
'Cause losing Charlotte made me realize...
737
00:33:17,328 --> 00:33:19,497
we have so little control over our lives.
738
00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:23,501
I was so pissed off about it for so long.
739
00:33:23,584 --> 00:33:24,419
But this...
740
00:33:27,422 --> 00:33:29,048
It keeps my mind positive,
741
00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:30,800
and it helps me.
742
00:33:32,051 --> 00:33:34,345
I need every win I can get, man.
We all do.
743
00:33:35,555 --> 00:33:36,389
Even you.
744
00:33:39,809 --> 00:33:40,643
Daniel...
745
00:33:42,937 --> 00:33:46,691
I am lowering my walls
and I'm willing to be reharmonized.
746
00:33:46,816 --> 00:33:48,109
I'll take the bracelet.
747
00:33:50,486 --> 00:33:51,320
Wait.
748
00:33:51,404 --> 00:33:52,447
[clears throat] Really?
749
00:33:52,530 --> 00:33:53,740
Oh, yes. Really.
750
00:33:56,617 --> 00:33:57,493
You sure?
751
00:33:57,910 --> 00:33:58,995
'Cause you need to want it.
752
00:33:59,078 --> 00:34:01,581
-Just give me the damn thing.
-You need to really want it.
753
00:34:01,664 --> 00:34:03,666
[laughs]
754
00:34:08,421 --> 00:34:09,380
What is this?
755
00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:10,715
Oh...
756
00:34:10,798 --> 00:34:14,427
Those are the personal notes
from the actor who played Diablo.
757
00:34:14,510 --> 00:34:15,344
[Dan] Hmm.
758
00:34:15,428 --> 00:34:17,513
He had a fascinating insight
into the character.
759
00:34:18,014 --> 00:34:21,642
Some wild theories about self-loathing,
but we can't get it all right.
760
00:34:21,726 --> 00:34:22,769
Oh, that is awful.
761
00:34:22,852 --> 00:34:24,353
"Diablo in Space"?
762
00:34:24,437 --> 00:34:26,481
Oh, truly a great episode.
763
00:34:26,981 --> 00:34:27,815
Yeah.
764
00:34:28,232 --> 00:34:30,359
It's such a pity
we'll never get to see it.
765
00:34:38,701 --> 00:34:39,535
[Dancer] Coming.
766
00:34:41,871 --> 00:34:42,705
Hi.
767
00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:46,542
I just thought you'd want to know
that we arrested Keri for the murders.
768
00:34:46,626 --> 00:34:48,002
I wanted to tell you in person.
769
00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:49,128
[sighs]
770
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,173
Thank you, Detective.
771
00:34:52,715 --> 00:34:54,634
I wish I could say I was surprised, but...
772
00:34:55,301 --> 00:34:57,345
Keri never stopped bitching about Matt.
773
00:34:58,596 --> 00:34:59,972
"He cut all my jokes.
774
00:35:00,056 --> 00:35:01,140
He was a hack.
775
00:35:01,224 --> 00:35:03,726
He only let us order Tender Greens
for lunch."
776
00:35:03,810 --> 00:35:05,937
[chuckles] That's actually pretty dead-on.
777
00:35:06,020 --> 00:35:06,979
[Dancer chuckles]
778
00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:10,733
Yeah, I just wish I had more motive
why she would want to kill your co-star.
779
00:35:10,817 --> 00:35:13,820
Well, maybe he actually figured it out
that she did it.
780
00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:14,862
I mean...
781
00:35:15,446 --> 00:35:17,198
He wasn't the brightest bulb, but...
782
00:35:18,324 --> 00:35:19,951
he was surprisingly insightful.
783
00:35:21,202 --> 00:35:23,079
You two were close. I'm sorry.
784
00:35:24,247 --> 00:35:27,250
The thing is, when you're stuck
with someone in a situation
785
00:35:27,333 --> 00:35:29,669
you have absolutely no control over...
786
00:35:30,753 --> 00:35:33,005
I know it sounds silly to a real cop...
787
00:35:34,298 --> 00:35:35,842
but we were partners.
788
00:35:36,509 --> 00:35:38,594
No, it... It doesn't sound silly.
789
00:35:39,470 --> 00:35:41,597
You know, I know
exactly what you're talking about.
790
00:35:42,932 --> 00:35:46,060
"I can't believe
you pulled it off, Diablo.
791
00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:49,981
We made it back to Earth piloting
a hijacked space shuttle. Insane!"
792
00:35:51,274 --> 00:35:53,651
"You can say that again, Dancer.
793
00:35:53,734 --> 00:35:54,986
A devil in the heavens.
794
00:35:55,611 --> 00:35:57,572
But crime, it must be punished."
795
00:35:57,822 --> 00:36:01,284
Daniel, the original actor playing Diablo
is dead, not you.
796
00:36:01,367 --> 00:36:02,994
Please, can we just give it a bit of life?
797
00:36:03,077 --> 00:36:05,329
Just set me up for the next line, okay?
798
00:36:05,413 --> 00:36:07,331
Big smile, just have fun with it.
799
00:36:07,415 --> 00:36:10,084
-[Dan clears throat]
-"Another case closed, Diablo.
800
00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:11,586
So does that mean I can...
801
00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:13,963
put my bra back on?"
802
00:36:14,380 --> 00:36:16,299
Oof. Well, it's not Shakespeare, is it?
803
00:36:16,382 --> 00:36:17,592
Oh, what's going on here?
804
00:36:18,426 --> 00:36:19,969
You guys are acting out Diablo episodes
805
00:36:20,052 --> 00:36:21,304
-without me?
-Well, we're trying.
806
00:36:21,387 --> 00:36:24,515
"Don't tell him the Devil made you do it."
807
00:36:25,391 --> 00:36:26,893
-Huh?
-We won't.
808
00:36:26,976 --> 00:36:27,852
Damn.
809
00:36:28,227 --> 00:36:30,605
Lucifer, you did so much prep
on your character.
810
00:36:30,688 --> 00:36:32,690
I suppose I'm not surprised, though.
811
00:36:32,773 --> 00:36:35,067
No, these are Diablo's notes. Here.
812
00:36:35,151 --> 00:36:36,944
Previously they'd all been
about the character,
813
00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:39,113
but these new ones are just gibberish.
[chuckles]
814
00:36:39,488 --> 00:36:42,950
"Yearning equals freedom."
"Weapon equals Baphomet's blade."
815
00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:43,951
[Ella] Yearning?
816
00:36:45,244 --> 00:36:47,288
I knew the man was a genius.
817
00:36:49,165 --> 00:36:51,792
These are Diablo's notes on the case!
818
00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:55,129
He was investigating Matt Owen's murder
as well, and look.
819
00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:57,215
"Killer equals number two."
820
00:36:57,548 --> 00:36:58,966
Keri was the show's number two.
821
00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:01,594
I can't believe it,
but he actually solved it!
822
00:37:02,094 --> 00:37:04,555
Oh, Diablo,
is there anything you can't do?
823
00:37:04,764 --> 00:37:06,807
But didn't Keri kill Matt to take his job?
824
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,518
I don't think
freedom was the yearning, man.
825
00:37:09,602 --> 00:37:11,395
Yeah, I don't think
Keri killed him at all.
826
00:37:11,479 --> 00:37:13,064
Based on the stab wounds,
827
00:37:13,147 --> 00:37:16,734
I was able to confirm that the victims
were killed by someone right-handed,
828
00:37:16,817 --> 00:37:19,362
and Keri has repetitive stress injuries
in her wrists.
829
00:37:19,445 --> 00:37:20,988
I mean, it'd be highly unlikely
830
00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:24,116
that she could stab someone
with the force that made those wounds,
831
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:25,910
especially with her non-dominant hand.
832
00:37:25,993 --> 00:37:28,162
Well, it says it right here
in black and white.
833
00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:30,206
Diablo was certain
the killer was number two.
834
00:37:30,831 --> 00:37:32,291
Unless he meant someone else.
835
00:37:34,752 --> 00:37:37,296
So, this is Diablo's club.
836
00:37:37,797 --> 00:37:38,631
Hades,
837
00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:41,175
where Christie Dancer was a stripper
838
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:44,470
before she joined the police force
to solve her father's murder.
839
00:37:44,804 --> 00:37:49,517
Don't worry, one of these bottles,
there is actual booze in it.
840
00:37:49,934 --> 00:37:53,938
A little secret from the scenes where
Detective Dancer has to get a confession
841
00:37:54,647 --> 00:37:56,148
with a lap dance.
842
00:37:56,315 --> 00:37:57,441
[chuckles ironically]
843
00:38:00,236 --> 00:38:01,654
-Oh, thank you.
-Mm-hmm.
844
00:38:01,737 --> 00:38:02,697
Cheers.
845
00:38:04,865 --> 00:38:05,783
[Dancer grunts]
846
00:38:06,867 --> 00:38:08,953
-[coughs]
-So how do you do it?
847
00:38:10,079 --> 00:38:12,415
No, no, no. I mean,
the way they write your character.
848
00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:15,668
I mean, she only exists to serve Diablo.
849
00:38:15,751 --> 00:38:19,880
So what's the secret to getting up every
day knowing everything you do and say is
850
00:38:20,214 --> 00:38:22,091
only servicing another person?
851
00:38:22,675 --> 00:38:24,176
Do you think there's a secret?
852
00:38:24,635 --> 00:38:26,721
It's literally hell on Earth.
853
00:38:26,804 --> 00:38:29,390
Saying those lines,
wearing those clothes...
854
00:38:29,932 --> 00:38:31,434
Thank God it's over.
855
00:38:31,517 --> 00:38:33,561
Now I can really push myself.
856
00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:35,438
Okay, there's this film.
857
00:38:35,521 --> 00:38:38,065
It's a tiny indie,
but the part is so great.
858
00:38:38,149 --> 00:38:40,401
It's this woman coming back
from Afghanistan,
859
00:38:40,484 --> 00:38:42,445
dealing with her mother's Alzheimer's.
860
00:38:42,528 --> 00:38:44,030
Now that I'm free, I can take the part,
861
00:38:44,113 --> 00:38:46,073
and the director's so collaborative.
862
00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:47,992
I'm sorry.
863
00:38:48,534 --> 00:38:49,368
I'm rambling.
864
00:38:50,870 --> 00:38:51,704
No.
865
00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:53,164
No, it's just, um...
866
00:38:53,247 --> 00:38:55,791
You said this was an amazing gig
867
00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:57,918
and that you were grateful to have it.
868
00:38:58,794 --> 00:39:00,171
That's true.
869
00:39:00,254 --> 00:39:03,299
I was, but you gotta move on. [sputtering]
870
00:39:03,424 --> 00:39:06,802
When a gig ends, sometimes it's easier
to focus on the bad.
871
00:39:07,219 --> 00:39:09,096
It's actor stuff. We're crazy.
872
00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:10,681
Yeah, yeah. I totally get it.
873
00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:14,060
And now you can showcase your talent
on a show that lets you.
874
00:39:14,143 --> 00:39:16,437
Well, for example,
the impression you did of Keri.
875
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:19,523
I mean, that was really... really good.
Dead-on.
876
00:39:20,232 --> 00:39:21,817
-You think so?
-Yeah.
877
00:39:22,109 --> 00:39:24,528
Yeah, in fact, it would be
nearly impossible
878
00:39:24,612 --> 00:39:26,697
to tell you two apart over the phone.
879
00:39:35,122 --> 00:39:36,374
[panting] Wait.
880
00:39:36,457 --> 00:39:37,333
Okay.
881
00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:41,712
I understand killing your showrunner
for holding you back,
882
00:39:41,796 --> 00:39:47,385
and I get you hiding the vape cartridge
to frame your co-star, but why...
883
00:39:48,344 --> 00:39:51,347
would you kill him when you wanted us
to think he was the murderer?
884
00:39:51,931 --> 00:39:55,476
Because that idiot "deduced my yearning"
885
00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:57,603
and figured out what I did!
886
00:39:57,686 --> 00:40:00,564
He was honestly sweet, in a dopey way,
887
00:40:00,648 --> 00:40:04,819
but I wasn't gonna let him take away
the freedom I almost got myself.
888
00:40:04,902 --> 00:40:10,241
I am not spending the next six seasons
with my main prop as a stripper pole!
889
00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:13,661
[Dancer grunts]
890
00:40:13,994 --> 00:40:15,204
[groans]
891
00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:21,001
So, Diablo was right.
892
00:40:21,585 --> 00:40:23,045
The killer was number two,
893
00:40:23,129 --> 00:40:24,797
on the actors' call sheet.
894
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:26,340
How long have you been here?
895
00:40:27,007 --> 00:40:30,136
Long enough to realize you have this
totally handled on your own.
896
00:40:30,553 --> 00:40:34,223
As much as I appreciate the effort,
I think I prefer my own club,
897
00:40:34,306 --> 00:40:37,435
and I definitely prefer the way
my father made you, Detective.
898
00:40:39,061 --> 00:40:41,105
Though I'm sure your tips
would have been great.
899
00:40:41,605 --> 00:40:42,606
[chuckles]
900
00:40:43,524 --> 00:40:45,025
That wasn't the right joke, was it?
901
00:40:45,860 --> 00:40:47,987
I'm just not finding
the right thing to say.
902
00:40:48,070 --> 00:40:49,321
I'm sorry, Detective.
903
00:40:49,697 --> 00:40:52,116
I wish you'd just tell me what to do.
904
00:40:53,659 --> 00:40:54,618
I...
905
00:40:54,702 --> 00:40:55,536
[scoffs]
906
00:40:55,744 --> 00:40:58,622
I don't know if there is anything
for you to do. I...
907
00:40:59,039 --> 00:41:02,877
I thought that I had found someone
who had the answer,
908
00:41:03,419 --> 00:41:05,963
someone who knew how it felt, someone...
909
00:41:07,131 --> 00:41:09,508
who could help me cope with feeling...
910
00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:11,719
so powerless.
911
00:41:13,846 --> 00:41:15,264
But I was wrong.
912
00:41:29,069 --> 00:41:31,155
[both laughing]
913
00:41:32,823 --> 00:41:38,787
You have mentioned a few times now
that you are worried about going to Hell.
914
00:41:40,539 --> 00:41:41,624
What's the problem?
915
00:41:41,707 --> 00:41:43,042
I literally grew up there.
916
00:41:43,125 --> 00:41:44,418
I, I turned out fine.
917
00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:45,586
Yeah.
918
00:41:46,003 --> 00:41:47,129
I mean, you're right.
919
00:41:47,546 --> 00:41:49,131
You're right. I don't...
920
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:52,843
It's just some stupid thing humans say.
921
00:41:53,344 --> 00:41:54,178
Mm.
922
00:41:54,261 --> 00:41:56,388
But I want to know about you, though.
923
00:41:56,889 --> 00:41:57,890
Your...
924
00:41:58,891 --> 00:42:00,809
abandonment issues.
925
00:42:01,977 --> 00:42:03,312
[scoffs] I wouldn't...
926
00:42:04,438 --> 00:42:06,357
call them abandonment issues.
927
00:42:07,024 --> 00:42:08,526
They're not issues.
928
00:42:08,943 --> 00:42:11,153
I mean, who cares
if Lucifer left me, right?
929
00:42:11,570 --> 00:42:12,446
[scoffs]
930
00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:13,864
Chloe left me.
931
00:42:15,157 --> 00:42:16,200
[sighs]
932
00:42:22,289 --> 00:42:24,333
[sobs] Then she left me.
933
00:42:28,128 --> 00:42:29,255
Why did she leave me?
934
00:42:30,881 --> 00:42:31,715
Eve?
935
00:42:34,718 --> 00:42:36,011
[sobbing]
936
00:42:45,312 --> 00:42:46,772
Ugh! [grunts]
937
00:42:50,484 --> 00:42:51,527
[elevator dings]
938
00:43:01,704 --> 00:43:03,205
[whooshing sound]
939
00:43:07,501 --> 00:43:08,419
Huh.
940
00:43:08,627 --> 00:43:11,922
I was wondering when you'd show
our face again...
941
00:43:17,052 --> 00:43:17,886
brother.
942
00:43:24,935 --> 00:43:26,145
Welcome home.
943
00:43:29,148 --> 00:43:29,982
So...
944
00:43:30,733 --> 00:43:33,360
how do you like the mess I made, Samael?
945
00:43:33,736 --> 00:43:34,612
[scoffs]
946
00:43:36,238 --> 00:43:38,324
Trying to get under my skin, brother?
947
00:43:38,407 --> 00:43:41,702
Well, I hoped turning your life
upside down would do that, but...
948
00:43:42,202 --> 00:43:45,080
if all it takes is a name,
maybe I overestimated you.
949
00:43:46,582 --> 00:43:48,667
Wondering why I'm doing all of this?
950
00:43:48,751 --> 00:43:49,877
Not particularly.
951
00:43:50,586 --> 00:43:53,672
Oh, right, you're so above it. I forgot.
952
00:43:53,756 --> 00:43:55,549
If we could all be as cool as you.
953
00:43:56,050 --> 00:43:58,636
Well, isn't that what this is about,
Michael? Hmm?
954
00:43:59,011 --> 00:44:03,474
It's funny how turning my life upside down
actually involved pretending to be me.
955
00:44:03,557 --> 00:44:04,725
It worked, didn't it?
956
00:44:04,808 --> 00:44:07,227
It's the only trick you ever pulled.
957
00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:09,104
All our lives you wanted everyone to think
958
00:44:09,188 --> 00:44:11,774
that you were the cleverer one,
the big brain, but...
959
00:44:12,816 --> 00:44:14,652
it's only ever been about me,
960
00:44:14,735 --> 00:44:16,779
about trying to be me.
961
00:44:17,112 --> 00:44:19,490
[chuckles] You always thought too small.
962
00:44:20,199 --> 00:44:22,201
Not like you, right?
963
00:44:22,910 --> 00:44:24,244
Lucifer the rebel,
964
00:44:24,328 --> 00:44:27,081
deciding you can do a better job than Dad?
965
00:44:30,042 --> 00:44:30,876
You know,
966
00:44:31,543 --> 00:44:35,798
I wonder how you got
that idea in your head
967
00:44:36,340 --> 00:44:37,341
in the first place.
968
00:44:37,758 --> 00:44:41,679
[laughs] Right, that's your play, is it?
969
00:44:41,762 --> 00:44:43,681
Taking credit for my failed rebellion?
970
00:44:43,764 --> 00:44:45,641
By all means, it's yours.
971
00:44:45,724 --> 00:44:47,351
Now, you see, that is the best part.
972
00:44:48,352 --> 00:44:50,270
All I did was plant the idea.
973
00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:53,107
You're the one who chose do it.
974
00:44:53,190 --> 00:44:57,194
You still get to keep
all the blame yourself.
975
00:44:57,444 --> 00:44:58,612
[chuckles]
976
00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:00,656
[scoffs]
977
00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:03,617
Your lies are so tedious, Michael.
978
00:45:03,701 --> 00:45:06,245
Not as tedious as your denial.
979
00:45:08,247 --> 00:45:10,040
'Cause I'm not lying now, brother,
980
00:45:10,124 --> 00:45:13,210
and I think, deep down,
you are realizing that.
981
00:45:14,586 --> 00:45:17,005
And once you realize that...
982
00:45:17,923 --> 00:45:18,924
you're gonna wonder...
983
00:45:20,217 --> 00:45:23,512
maybe it wasn't just the rebellion
that was my suggestion.
984
00:45:24,638 --> 00:45:25,597
What else?
985
00:45:26,765 --> 00:45:30,644
What about your little sexcapade
in the garden, or...
986
00:45:31,228 --> 00:45:32,146
Oh...
987
00:45:32,646 --> 00:45:34,398
your vacation here to Earth.
988
00:45:36,150 --> 00:45:37,484
That's impossible.
989
00:45:37,568 --> 00:45:38,527
Mm-mm.
990
00:45:38,652 --> 00:45:40,320
It was quite easy, actually.
991
00:45:40,696 --> 00:45:42,322
All it took was a little whisper here,
992
00:45:42,406 --> 00:45:44,491
a carefully orchestrated
coincidence there,
993
00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:47,119
and your pathological self-absorption,
of course.
994
00:45:47,202 --> 00:45:48,120
Voilà!
995
00:45:49,121 --> 00:45:50,497
All your idea.
996
00:45:53,208 --> 00:45:54,042
Why?
997
00:45:54,626 --> 00:45:58,922
Because all our lives,
you thought that you were better than me.
998
00:46:00,966 --> 00:46:05,554
The great Lucifer Morningstar,
but you're not, are you?
999
00:46:06,638 --> 00:46:08,640
You're just Samael.
1000
00:46:09,099 --> 00:46:11,769
Stop calling me that.
1001
00:46:11,852 --> 00:46:12,686
All right.
1002
00:46:13,645 --> 00:46:16,148
Why don't I call you
what you know you really are?
1003
00:46:17,858 --> 00:46:18,776
Unworthy.
1004
00:46:23,447 --> 00:46:24,323
[Lucifer roars]
1005
00:46:34,500 --> 00:46:35,459
[Lucifer screams]
1006
00:46:42,132 --> 00:46:43,509
[Lucifer yells]
1007
00:46:46,178 --> 00:46:47,429
[Michael muttering]
1008
00:46:48,597 --> 00:46:50,182
[screams in pain]
1009
00:47:01,985 --> 00:47:02,945
[Michael choking]
1010
00:47:27,261 --> 00:47:28,637
[Lucifer panting]
1011
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:33,642
[both panting]
1012
00:47:49,533 --> 00:47:50,993
[Michael groaning]
1013
00:48:00,460 --> 00:48:03,255
You may want credit
for my decisions, but...
1014
00:48:04,631 --> 00:48:05,924
[panting]
1015
00:48:06,717 --> 00:48:10,679
...I'm confident this one is all mine.
1016
00:48:10,846 --> 00:48:12,848
-[Lucifer laughs]
-[Michael screams]
1017
00:48:22,691 --> 00:48:23,525
Lucifer.
1018
00:48:24,818 --> 00:48:25,652
You okay?
1019
00:48:26,820 --> 00:48:28,071
You look like hell.
1020
00:48:29,406 --> 00:48:30,365
Appropriate.
1021
00:48:31,617 --> 00:48:32,576
Um...
1022
00:48:33,452 --> 00:48:34,745
So, uh...
1023
00:48:35,454 --> 00:48:36,955
the good news is,
1024
00:48:37,539 --> 00:48:39,666
I dealt with the Michael problem.
1025
00:48:40,626 --> 00:48:42,878
He won't be impersonating me ever again.
1026
00:48:43,545 --> 00:48:47,090
The bad news is that I've discovered...
1027
00:48:47,966 --> 00:48:53,764
apparently, he's been manipulating me
since the dawn of time.
1028
00:48:55,974 --> 00:48:56,808
Oh.
1029
00:48:59,019 --> 00:49:00,228
Yeah, must be, um...
1030
00:49:01,229 --> 00:49:02,105
terrible to...
1031
00:49:03,231 --> 00:49:04,608
not control your own fate.
1032
00:49:04,691 --> 00:49:06,944
All right. I get it, Detective.
1033
00:49:07,027 --> 00:49:09,321
You're struggling with
feeling like you can't cope.
1034
00:49:09,404 --> 00:49:11,448
Well, welcome to the bloody club!
1035
00:49:12,199 --> 00:49:13,867
You have no right to yell at me.
1036
00:49:14,701 --> 00:49:16,745
Our situations are nothing alike.
1037
00:49:16,828 --> 00:49:18,121
You are an angel.
1038
00:49:18,205 --> 00:49:21,917
You deal with celestial craziness
all the time.
1039
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,835
I am just a person, Lucifer.
1040
00:49:25,128 --> 00:49:26,213
Just a person
1041
00:49:26,296 --> 00:49:29,967
who was already dealing with the fact
that I'm in love with the Devil,
1042
00:49:30,050 --> 00:49:31,385
and then...
1043
00:49:32,219 --> 00:49:34,680
I find out that I was made...
1044
00:49:36,223 --> 00:49:37,099
to feel that way.
1045
00:49:40,018 --> 00:49:41,812
That my life isn't my own,
1046
00:49:41,895 --> 00:49:45,565
so I am sorry if your brother is
a jerk to you sometimes.
1047
00:49:47,150 --> 00:49:48,110
[sighs deeply]
1048
00:49:52,781 --> 00:49:53,615
I... I...
1049
00:49:54,241 --> 00:49:59,913
I spent thousands of years in Hell,
imagining our reunion.
1050
00:50:01,456 --> 00:50:03,208
Getting my partner back, getting...
1051
00:50:05,293 --> 00:50:07,754
Getting you back. And now...
1052
00:50:10,674 --> 00:50:11,508
I...
1053
00:50:14,803 --> 00:50:17,723
I just thought it would go differently.
1054
00:50:21,143 --> 00:50:22,477
Yeah. [sniffles]
1055
00:50:23,854 --> 00:50:24,688
Me, too.
1056
00:50:27,482 --> 00:50:29,276
I thought what we had was real.
1057
00:50:32,612 --> 00:50:33,447
[scoffs]
1058
00:50:54,217 --> 00:50:56,261
Decker! You home?
1059
00:50:57,763 --> 00:50:59,598
Come on, it's 9:30.
1060
00:51:00,182 --> 00:51:01,850
Even you can't be in bed.
1061
00:51:01,933 --> 00:51:02,934
[man] She's not here.
1062
00:51:04,644 --> 00:51:06,563
She left quite abruptly, actually.
1063
00:51:06,855 --> 00:51:08,106
She was quite upset.
1064
00:51:09,232 --> 00:51:10,150
Oh.
1065
00:51:11,610 --> 00:51:14,488
I suppose you're the person
I wanted to talk to, anyway.
1066
00:51:16,281 --> 00:51:17,824
I wanted to say that...
1067
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:21,203
that I'm sorry.
1068
00:51:22,454 --> 00:51:23,955
I shouldn't have tried to stab you.
1069
00:51:25,082 --> 00:51:28,376
Turns out you weren't the one
I was upset with to begin with.
1070
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:29,836
Really?
1071
00:51:30,545 --> 00:51:32,047
You're not upset with Lucifer?
1072
00:51:36,009 --> 00:51:36,885
Well...
1073
00:51:37,761 --> 00:51:38,845
you should be.
1074
00:51:44,017 --> 00:51:46,436
Well, this night turned out
better than expected.
1075
00:51:47,062 --> 00:51:49,064
Now I get to cut out your lying tongue.
1076
00:51:50,190 --> 00:51:52,359
You were right. You were right.
1077
00:51:52,734 --> 00:51:56,613
I'm a liar, and Lucifer always
tells the truth, doesn't he?
1078
00:51:57,697 --> 00:52:00,534
Oh, yeah, except for when
he leaves things out.
1079
00:52:00,867 --> 00:52:03,870
Like the secret that he kept from Chloe,
1080
00:52:04,621 --> 00:52:07,082
and the one that he's keeping from you.
1081
00:52:11,419 --> 00:52:12,754
What secret?
1082
00:52:12,838 --> 00:52:13,672
Mm-mm.
1083
00:52:13,755 --> 00:52:14,673
Uh-uh.
1084
00:52:15,132 --> 00:52:16,508
I can't tell you that.
1085
00:52:17,551 --> 00:52:18,718
You won't believe me...
1086
00:52:19,636 --> 00:52:21,304
'cause I'm a liar, right?
1087
00:52:24,266 --> 00:52:25,100
But...
1088
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:29,855
I can tell you how to find it out
for yourself.